Watch What Crappens - #1422 RHOD: Crossing the Cricket Line

Episode Date: February 10, 2021

The Real Housewives of Dallas are sent into a tizzy when Tiffany hides crickets in their pizza. THE HORROR! This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Never be trade, you will stab you in the hot Mr. Ben Mandelker of the game brain podcast and the real housewares of kitchen Ireland cartoon on YouTube. Hi, man. Hey, what's going on? Nothing. How you doing today? I'm great. I'm so excited to recap this episode because it had me cracking Dallas.

God, I'm loving Dallas. Loving loving loving Dallas. Can't believe they're about to go on their cast trip, quote unquote, cast trip. But I guess we're already at that. I mean, it's short season, I guess, but whatever, it's good. It, give me short and sweet anytime. Yeah, you know, I love a good 12 episode housewives season always. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's been great. We got nothing to chill. We got nothing to promote. I don't have anything to promote that nothing on my mind Jack shit to promote I got nothing to say my blisters almost gone away. There's that. It's all that good Your blister journey is coming to a close

Yeah, now it's just like loose skin, which is fun. So damn you have me thinking you were like the guy on Servant who burns his hands you were like the guy on servant who burns his hands so bad like the whole palm is coming off and stuff. No, or Michael in season two of Survivor who passed out into the fire. And then, oh yeah. Oh my hands.

Yeah. New hands. So, nevertheless, why don't we dive into this episode? I was telling Ronnie before we were on the air that I came up with a really good title for the episode but it's way too long for a podcast. So I'll just say it now, when the Tiffany Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,

I mean, it's just such a perfect pun, but so long, it's a long pun. But I had to get it out there. I had to get it out. Well good. I'm glad you did. Yeah, you can't have that just swimming around your head all week. You know, I need a good one. What if I hadn't got what if I had gotten that out there and it changed my life? I just sometimes I feel like I really need to get a pun out there into the world. I needed to have it space. I needed to have like, it can't be in my head. I can't just only live in my head.

Yeah, you're my some kind of ponderful. Oh. Oh. What if I thought that and not said it? Yeah, see I'm glad you got it out there. Now we all could hear it and listen and think about it and laugh and appreciate it. That's worth playing.

Yes, let's just take a moment and shake our heads and smile at the same time. Yeah, you know, you're a word smith. You're a word smith. I remember that show. That's what it was. That's what it was. I was like, who's just called themselves a word smith?

And a stiller. And a stiller who liked one of my tweets this week, which was very sweet. Oh, yeah, speaking of getting it out there in the world and getting your life changed, Ben was retweeted and followed by Andy Cohen this week, everybody. Yeah, it was pretty mage. I was excited for you. And actually, I mean, you're going to told me. Actually, I think you deserve that. Wow. Well, I just want everyone to know that Because of what's happened. I've taken that tweet to some producers and I'm gonna do a remix of it

That I'll be singing at at an engagement coming sometime soon, so I keep an eye out for that Yeah, I was happy for you. Um, so that sounded rude, but it wasn't rude. I really was happy for you. It's like, yeah, Ben! But right now, I said, I was happy for you. So anyway, but it wasn't that. You don't have to bring Lindsay into this, okay? It's just, I don't, I talk in a sarcastic way

even when I'm being serious. And that's why I can't have a relationship, you know? Because I'll be like, I love you. So, I'm like, you're anyway. God. Anyway, so everyone keep an eye out for my go-go remix of my tweet that said that Real Housewives has spanned for presidents now and then you'll hear a cowbell and then it'll be amazing.

It'll be great. Yeah, then you'll hear a cowbell and then it'll be amazing. It'll be great. Yeah, then you're this Okay, so here we all we it's the beginning it's a real beginning So we're not doing them beginning in the middle of the show like we usually do where it's like they have a big fight And then they're into like, look, Cam's taking a walk. Now it's a real housewives beginning. We see what everyone's doing. Guys, this week's Bull Statue, it's just very plain and unhorned, which I think makes it a cow, but I'm not really sure, but I appreciate the consistency of a new Bull Statue in

every beginning of the show. Thanks. Well, it's, I mean, it's like, it's, it's really, it's like perfect for Leanne, right? Because it wasn't her thing about like, you mess with the bull, you're gonna get the show. Thanks. It's, I mean, it's like, it's really, it's like perfect for Leanne, right? Because it wasn't her thing about like, you mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns. Well, it wasn't that, like sort of a variation of that for her tagline. You messed with the bull, and I'm gonna get your horns.

She probably, someone messed with her, and she probably stole that bull's horns. Yeah, I was gonna say, she was like, she, they kicked her off the show, so it's like, you messed with the bull, and oh, you took my horns. gone. They're just they're just horns under trolley seats now all of the balance There's just a trolley going through Dallas that has two horns wedged into the side of it Yeah, well try to mess with that trolley turns out the trolley Trolley's more powerful than bull horns learn the hard way

So we go to the airport with Stephanie, and where she's picking up her family, and say, good bye to your dog. I've been super busy Travis. And he's like, um, do you have cooling seats in this car? What? I'm just kidding.

Bam. They have cooling seats. I did not know about cooling seats. Maybe Stephanie has just been quietly hiding ice packs under his butt all this time and she forgot to do it this time. I got cooling seats for you. And then we go to Brandy who is with her daughters and she's like, I'm going to take TikTok permanently away because it's driving me crazy. Do you know what the sprinkler is? The grocery cart? The thank this ganky leg. Is this skanky leg? It's thanky leg?

Because they're all dancing. Yes, skanky back or stanky back? And then Carrie is with Berita. And Berita is showing Sophie how to make Mexican rice. And Sophie's all excited and Carrie's like, Sophie, practicates from your puntvador! Be a hostess! I wish I knew how to say that in Spanish. Do you have a rice called Bioshoastes? So then we go over to Tiffany, who's girls are bouncing around the sofa. It's like the first time they've ever even approached being out of control, but they're like very

lightly out of control, of course. And she's like, she's with her husband. And she's like, did you feed them sugar again? Because they're not doing their homework. It's a little strange. Hey, you're not going to get into Cornell if you bounce on cushions. So yeah, do your homework. And he's like, yeah, you know, just her husband's like,

you know, I'm just dealing with this COVID mask like everybody else. And she's like, every time I talk to my non-doctor friends, they want to talk about calling. Like last time I went out with my girlfriends, I was not fine. Like, I wasn't really a girl's girl growing up, but like the party we had for Carrie was like,

oh, wedding party. Like, I'm going to do a party for the girls that's more like something I would do, you know, like reading or adding things. We're studying in general. I'm gonna have a party where everyone comes over and sits in their own corner and finishes their homework. That's sort of more of my speed. So she tells us she's never had a posse. But I'm always one of the friends where we like have each other's back and like we share clothes and we say things like that spot.

Okay, so I'm gonna do a pizza night. Okay. Uh, and then the guys I forgot he said this. The husband Daniel says yeah, because who doesn't like pizza? I was like, yes, of course everyone likes pizza. Every single person likes pizza. how could this possibly go wrong? Only a fucking monster would not like pizza. So we'll see where that leads. Only a monster, only a terrible, terrible person wouldn't like pizza. I mean, we're talking like really awful person wouldn't like pizza. Am I right, everyone?

Am I right? There's no debating this. Well, I wanna like get to know these women because like I've never had a chance to get to know girls. You know, like when people were hanging out in middle school, guess what I was doing? Blow in the bathroom. Just kidding. I was studying for the SATs. Actually, I was doing blow, but blow was an afterschool program about blowing away the grades and just getting into school early. So it's a totally different thing. It's called, be less outward and win. Blow.

So. Be a less outgoing and win. Blow. I was actually the one who's created Blow, and all my teachers loved it. It was a blow plan here. So she's like, well, I have to work tomorrow. So I'm like, I can't even set up for pizza. So let's make a list.

And then we see her $15,000 pizza oven. And she starts making a list. She's like, all right. Well, we're going to need to make the crust. You can do that. He's like, um, you don't have time to make crust. And she's like, did you hear the bar where I said, you were going to make the crust? Okay. All right. I've already emailed the girl from Great British Bake Off. She said that she

can be here tomorrow to make the pizzas for us. And also, we're going to need some wine. Although, I think the carry only drinks liquor. And I'm going to say that in a super juggie way, as in like, what is wrong with her that she only drinks liquor? I mean, gonna say that in a super judgy way, as in like, what is wrong whether that she only drinks liquor. I mean, she's like 50 and parties more than anyone. I know, which I love. I love that sort of shade where on the surface, she didn't say anything wrong. She just saying, oh, yeah, she parties really hard. But really, if you know someone like Tiffany, she's saying, what the fuck is wrong with this woman? Yeah, yeah, a liquor shade.

And it's like, well, so get her some tequila. I'm like, no, that just makes her more crazy, Daniel. Okay, I'm gonna get aprons, and I'm gonna put their name on them. Is that too try hard? Oh my God, I'm gonna put this in a spreadsheet. Oh, which reminds me, I think that's what we're going to do for the party.

We're actually not going to make pizza. We're going to make pie charts in Excel. There'll be like pizza, except using software. So Dandra is going to her game and game and shaman for some book or clearing. And he's like, girl, oh my my goodness she wants a tea tell me whatever you've got just tell me what you've got no actual tea like actual steep tea I'm ashamed batch yeah so this is some peruvian tea it comes from a place by the lano called te te le is this te te le tea yes yes it is Is this Tentley T? Yes, yes it is. I grew up with that girl, she was real bitch. Um, you're a guy, so I wore some rainbow shoes over, hope you appreciate that, my greasy hair,

Jamie. He was like, I do bitch. Okay, sit down. Let's clear some space and we can get to go what's going on with you. What's going on with you? Well, first of all, I'm sitting on a floor set of a couch, which is disgusting. It's how it goes, Batch. Okay?

You know what? I'm gonna walk around and fan swap the air. Swap. I swap. I'm like swapping the air. Like you've just scared away any good spirit that was in there, and they're gonna put up with this shit. I know.

I mean, this guy clearly worked at American Apparel before I went under and he's like, well, I guess I'll be a shaman next. So she's like, well, I wrote a letter and I haven't heard anything back. I can't even believe it. Okay. There's been 16 years of distance and what's going on?

And he's like, well, sorry. He's like, well, there's been 16 years of distance and like, what happens if this doesn't go the way you wanted to go girl. And you really shouldn't expect anything immediately because remember you did steal all their money. You know what you do? Yeah, to be fair, you know, to be fair,

maybe they just didn't have enough money to get postal stamps to send me a letter back. Cause I've got it all. But you know, I'm still mad. Oh, and that is just the tip of the iceberg, carrying a head of knockdown dragout from hell. I mean, I have a twitch, okay? My man. Oh, and that is just the tip of the iceberg carrying I had a knockdown drag at from hell I mean I have a twitch, okay? My eyes twitching look at it. It's switching that started during detention Why is my eye twitching?

It's because of Botox you idiot stop putting that much Botox in your face We see it on all the housewives you're not the first woman to come on here looking like a broke down Chuckie cheese Okay, we're part of the Chuckie cheese statue is twitching out in the restaurant. You're not the first and you won't be the last. Stop with overdoing the botch. Well, Darren's like, well, if conflict is coming to you, what are you projecting that might be inviting that in? And then we just see a montage of her screaming at everyone.

You get over here. Okay, I've had enough. I've tried to do everything. This is a great party. Put put her I put her head on a signal you shut up. You be quiet Bible business And she's like well, I have been told that Carrie is envious of my lifestyle Oh, well, you know what? What you think about is what you bring about That's right. I put on my rainbow shoes most used for me. It's getting real gay. Now listen, there's always going to be some of the critique you, but don't engage.

There's two ways to show power. On your back, or lifting people up, okay? But I see you as a queen, and a queen does not go down with the peasants. That's... Thank you, uh, Shaman, who quotes Lala from Vanderbomb the rules. Thanks. That's real spiritual right there. Oh, look, my Nate Berkis pillow just showed up. What you think about you bring about. Of a Lala shaman. Yeah. So he says when someone is aggressively coming for you, it is very hard to sit back

unless you have a Nate Berkis pillow, which I did think about a manifest behind my back. So I have full back support, but you get what I'm trying to say. The best thing is to embody love. So no matter what anyone says, you can always say, I came from love. So for instance, when I was in the, when I was in the H.E.B. the other day and someone bashed into my shopping cart, I said, get out of my way, mother fucker, I'm a shawman. Kim from love, though, so it was okay. All right.

So now I'm going to shower you with things that come from earth. Don't you be giving me a shower? I know what you mean, but not that kind, okay? There's flowers, okay? We're going to accept these gifts from Mother Earth and he puts like some Michael flower, Michael's flower petals all over her Now you can even see the good energy look at the way those look with those flowers are shimmering on your face. That's my twitch my twitches Are you winking at me big girl?

Look at that look at that beautiful butterfly that just landed on your eye fluttering its wings Yeah, it's my twitch That is my eyelashes my twitch. I Never eyelashes are so big. She'll start lifting off the ground with that Okay, Deandra, I'm gonna be the one that's going to be sweeping away energy so you can just let your eyebrow calm down Okay, it's really creating some gusts in here down, okay? It's really creating some gusts in here. Well, I miss my friendship with Carrie, because she's compassionate and caring, and I don't want to throw a friend away, but you know what? I'm just starting to worry if we can put

this back together. I mean, a truck show fight. Can you ever get over something like that? Well, I don't really know what a truck show is, so I'm just gonna hit this gong just to remind you of what Leand did You know two seasons ago, okay gong I just want to remind you that your life has gotten to the point where you're living in someone else's storyline from two years ago Okay, I'm just gonna hit this big dish I found at a home goods. They call it a gong Don't really know what it does Home goods they call it a gong

Don't really know what it does oh Now the earth takes away from us and it gives to us. What what would you let it take away from you better not be my god damn Inherited letter and ask it to forgive me. Okay, I'm sorry mother earth Oh, why did you lash me? I didn't lash you it was my twitch. Okay my twitch So then we got over to Calms House and her kids, like, when Brad comes, we're in trouble. The dog trainer. Sounds like a line out of Archie. So, so Cam, yeah, Camerons there with Fancy and Hilton,

one of them is the daughter. Actually, they're both daughters technically. And so Fancy has been jumping up on the sofa and that's no no. And so Cameron's disciplining fancy by saying, you are not invited. Okay, you've not been invited. You're like Leigh Ann. I'm gonna call you Leigh Ann. You're not, you're, you've been Leigh end. You're not invited. You're not invited. Now sit in this chair Tell us how sorry you are It's not like it's a little bad chair thing and fancy just keeps barking and jumping up and down and the kids like fancy down Like this and she's your sister Guys, I have to be honest. I have not been doing the homework

I have to be honest, I have not been doing the homework, Brad has been giving me. I haven't been doing my homework, but I have learned that if you say down enough times, the dog is gonna kill itself at a frustration. Down, down, down. So, work comes in and he's like, oh God, what's up now? I'm trying to get her warmed up, but she's Kiku Kray Kray. Down, down, not you, Quart, not you, Quart.

You're already kind of permanently down. Down, down. You're low enough for it, okay? And the sun comes in and he's all pissed, he has to be in the scene. So Quart tells them that he found buyers, but then at the very last minute They decided they didn't want to they didn't want the house in war so they're gonna have to lower the price even more and the daughter goes

To like three million How does the daughter even know so Of course like no, no, no not that low not that low good because I wouldn't want to drop it down No, no, not that low, not that low. Good, because I wouldn't wanna drop it down. Down, fancy, down, down. It's like, well, we built this dream home for 4.7, but we're probably gonna have to get rid of it for 4.3 or something.

I mean, we're gonna take a haircut on this one for sure, guys, but don't worry about money. And she's like, every day we're not selling our house. Is another chance for someone to snob to the dream house. And guess what? There's not another house. I'm a sexwap. There's not another one. I told court, but we have to have standards. I told court, listen, we will not accept any offer that's lower than your height. So for two is as far as we're going to go. Oh, so she's like, well, no, I love it. I was going to say something about going low, but you know what?

That just plays right into it. You know what I mean? So Cameron's like, if we get another buyer, are you gonna tell me this time? Do not babysit my emotions. They're staying up all night long. And he's like, listen guys, what do you think?

If we find out, do you think it's fair that we just don't tell mom? She's like, oh my God, that's not fair. You're gonna tell the kids a not man. You can't do that, okay? You know, I don't like it when he's making fun of my emotions saying I can't control my emotions because later it's gonna blow up in our faces

and we'll have no control or respect from our children. Like, that shit may have sailed. Okay, I promise I'm not gonna get crazy. I'm gonna write it down on paper. So then the trainer comes over and he's like so hot and bossy. And she's like, oh my god, trainer person. Vance, he's really testing us because she hasn't gotten her treadmill walk. Yeah, she hasn't had her treadmill,

which I'm not mispronouncing it. It's just that I only feed her meals on her treadmill walk. Yeah, she hasn't had a treadmill, which I'm not mispronouncing it. It's just that I only feed her meals on her treadmill. Okay, so we call it the treadmill and whatever she doesn't, cat, she doesn't eat. Okay, that's how we eat in this household. Oh, and she's like, oh my god, look at her, she's so excited.

And they're like, oh god, of course, just like, please don't do that. You're doing, you're already doing everything wrong. She's like, she has trouble staying on the pad without a bone. Is that bad? He goes, because it's like giving your kid an iPad during church and she says, oh yeah, that's what we do.

Yeah, so it's not, you know, you know, you can do it. It's a quick fix, but it will not, you know, you know, you can do it. It's a quick fix, but it will probably lead to long-term problems. She's like, I'm starting to hear you. I was giving eye pass to children. Can you say that again? This is an accountability meeting. Okay, so just walk me through what you're doing.

Whoa, she nailed the potty training, which is really good. But walking, she's kind of not great. And then we're forgetting about structured play. Yeah, we haven't had a lot of structured play. Ever since fancy tried to make me eat a chicken foot, I was like, that is not right. I'm getting it from everyone now. She's very easily distracted. He's like, um, so you're not doing

impulse control. And it's like, there's so many things I'm not able to control in my life, like, Louis passing, COVID hitting, someone up by my house, like, I want to feel stable in my life right now. Okay. She's trying to get the couch to go down and the dog just starts humping a toy and Rob's like, well, she's trying to make a baby right now. She just got speed. Wow, he's like, well, I'm going to give you a C plus, okay? We need to buckle down and be consistent and clear.

Well, at least we got a letter. I'm like, that's fine. That's not what you should be saying if you get a C++. Funny, that's what Dandra's brother is saying right now. So then we covered in the home in company, the home in widget company, with boxes being open and she's trying to get her office all put together.

Where's her little gay assistant this year? He's been absent. She's had new party planners. She's filming with Travis's assistant. Where is he? I don't know. Someone checked the roundup. So she's opening, she had opening boxes and stuff and Travis's assistant, Tia walks in and Stephanie tells us that she made a bet. She made a bet. Well, I think we learned about this earlier, that she made a bet that if the office isn't set up in 10 days, that she needs to give him a 30 minute massage, it's like a really bad rom-com premise.

Usually it's like, I'm gonna make a bet that if I'm not married by 30, they're working to marry each other. Okay, that's me crazy. I'm gonna marry my gay best friend, but instead this one is, I'm gonna make a bet that if I don't unpack my boxes from Weifair, I have to give an oil massage,

starring Captain Heigel. So we see that the, she tells, Moa, Tia tells her that the lockers are getting started and the timeline is really close. And she tells us that the lockers are getting started and the timeline is really close. And she tells us that she posted a social campaign for schools that were in need of like a whole locker remake over and they picked a small town outside of Texas. It was hit by two hurricanes and these people lost everything, but they're going way,

way, way over budget. Yeah. And then Travis walks in and he's like, you know, he's like, oh my God, this doesn't look like it's set up, whatever. Oh, yeah, for me, I'm getting a massage, you know. And she's like, I do not want to touch that hairy back. And he's like, my hair is not hairy.

My back is not hairy. He's like, you have hair on your back.? Do you have to? Twice a year. Dog year, but still twice a year. He's like, you have hairs on your back. What are you saying? I'm hairy and you're just furry. He's like, I'm not hairy at all. Travis, okay. So they're talking about being over budget

and they aren't even to the lockers yet. They spent like 200,000 or $300,000 or something just on the locker room. But you know, I mean, you're remodeling a whole locker room. So, um, basically they've got them water bottles and he's like, Oh, so we're spending 70 grand on water. Come on guys. Like no, no water bottles that they can keep. A lot of really deep concepts happening in this scene. So basically the hair was just like very over budget, like 300K and, um, A lot of really deep concepts happening in this scene.

So basically, the hair is just like very over budget, like 300K and Travis is like, well Stephanie, you're probably gonna have to sleep with some people to get these favors. And I'm gonna watch. So then, so Brandy then is talking to sugar her dog and she's even bitchy with her dog. She's like, pizza parties are for kids, but hopefully she'll have some fino. And then over it, Stephanie's house. She's something. By the way,

I don't like this pizza party shading. Okay, pizza parties are great at any age. And I don't want to hear Brandy talking about something is for kids. When literally every scene we see of her is about kids, did she not have Stephanie over to do like a slip and slide in the back or like whatever it was? Like every party she has is sort of like kid oriented. So I'll put all the things. And so all she talks about is poop and like giggles.

And then that's like a frapparty. Yeah, she's very mature guys. So then Stephanie is like, what's Pizza Party Shake? And then Cam is getting dressed with her son Cruz. And she's like, oh my god, should I wear this dress to the pizza party? And he's like, mom, what if pizza sauce gets all over this dress?

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that Daniel made the night before and Tiffany is like, I never invite people into my home. I've like literally been here six years and I've only had six parties. So like I just like my living room to be like a museum in that you come in, you take a tour and then you get a pop quiz afterwards and if you excel, you move on to the next room. Yeah. So then Carrie is getting her hair done with her hairdresser and she's like, oh, we're going to Tiffany's house for a pizza party. I'm happy. But then I get to sixth. Oh, it says just for set expectations. I have to go to a meeting tomorrow. So I want to make sure that I'm fresh. So we have to be wrapping up at 10.30. You know, I was looking forward to this party, but she's already telling us we have to be up at 10.30.

I'm getting disinvited. I feel like I'm getting disinvited and I'm not even there yet. Relax. Relax, lady. She basically said, it's not going to be a late night. It's fine. It is totally fine. And I like that when she tells this text or makeup lady, she's, when she reads it to the makeup lady, the makeup lady looks at Carrie and gives her these eyes and goes, what?

Because the makeup lady is like, am I supposed to be angry right now or like, oh, that's cool that she did that. I'm just gonna give a generic response and then just sort of see how my, I'll just see how the person is paying me a response. Yeah, and then Cam is in the car with Stephanie. She's like, oh my god, did you get that text? Wow, it's like, down, down Stephanie. Down, down, down. It's like, um, well, I got about early anyway, So, huh, I have to pretend like, honestly, because otherwise Travis is gonna expect a,

back massage, so I can sleep early. So cool. Oh, I was about to say, Carrie, good-bye. She's like, this Jerry probably was doing that somewhere. Oh! Oh! Cam's like, I can see having a meeting. So like, let's go easy on the wine,

but to say you have to be out by 1030, no fancy, no! Listen, I don't do well with structured playtime so I don't like this closing hour. Um, hello, it's called She's works in a high stress high intensity job. And the meeting was probably put on the books after she sent out the invitation. I don't understand. They're so hung up on this thing. Yeah. Um, so she's like, you know, the only way they tell gas that's just a finished time on the party. It's super that I'm writing with the original invitation. Okay.

Didn't you just like go completely fuck up your in-laws house because you didn't want to mess up your own house? Please stop talking about manners at these parties. Give me a break. Yeah. So Deandra shows up first and it's sort of funny because Daniel greets her and she's like, well, I can't really hug you right now

because it's not, you know, I gotta be safe. It's not really appropriate. So I can't really hug you right now because it's not, you know, I gotta be safe. It's not really appropriate. So I can't really hug you. I'm like, we just saw you dry hump your shaman the episode before. The same shaman who sucked a book out of your nose and he episodes before that. But you suddenly can't hug Daniel?

Yes, I can't hug you, but if you want to suck a book out of my nose, that's totally on the table. Guy, please stop looking at my Twitch. Please. Oh, also I have to mention that cam told Stephanie, I need to set my phone alarm now for 10 o'clock We got a curfew tonight Because it's very important to the plot so then Tiffany yells from her makeup room. She's like shoe covers

shoe covers Tantra's like what I didn't She was, I was yelling at Daniel about that. He didn't tell you to wear shoe covers because culturally in China, you take your shoes off when you go to someone's home. Like, you don't go to the subway or like walk around the park and dog shit and then go like traipsing on your couch. Yeah. It's nasty. It's nasty.

So Cameron Stephanie arrived and Cameron's like, Hey, how are you girl? Hey girl down. Hey girl. I'm not a pinnara. Yeah, I love pinnara's for birthdays. I was gonna have a pinnara at Carri's birthday, but we forgot. And I think a pinnara is a treasure. Like my girlfriend had a Chanel Pinyada and her husband put Chanel jewelry in the Pinyada and you know how aggressive we were with that Chanel Pinyada? I was like, let's get that Pinyada down.

Down Pinyada down. We were like, stand a solid. So they go into Tiffany's room and Tiffany's like, oh my God, thank you for putting on shoe covers. And I'm like, um, we just came to see your shoe closet. So... Yeah, so yeah, Cam is like, uh, you learn a lot about a person by looking at their closet and I have never seen so many air man bags in the loft. Wow, it's gorgeous. So they go in and everyone's squealing about the purses and Cam has a stick for the pinata

and she picks one up off the top shelf. She's like, this is why I have a stick. Okay. So then the table is being set up downstairs and the kids get their pizza and they're like, what is all that green stuff on our pizza. Ah. The dad's like, sorry, I didn't realize.

So then they go down, the rest of them are now by the pizza area. Antiphany gives them all aprons that are like monogrammed and then camera goes, did you monogram these? And did he's like, yes, because it's a southern thing. And she's, we're gonna be friends. I'm like, you know, you've been friends with her, I'll theoretically pass you weeks, right?

You know, you didn't just meet her tonight, right? Yeah, she's like, I kinda like you now. So Tiffany's like, oh my God, you know guys, this is say don't get your Quotura dirty. And Stephanie's like, this is not Cattour, but okay. So then um, other Jen comes in and she's just like, hi, and they're like, oh my god, that girl's here again. They're like the booty is talking. The booty is talking. Okay, someone put your foot in it. So she's telling everybody, okay, like if you guys have to go to the restroom, like you can take off your booties No, wait, you put on your booties and then you go inside the pee and then when you come out you put them back

You can take them off while you're outside But then if you have to go in again, then you put them on again And then like if you come back outside again, you have to like take them off again I'm like Tiffany all you have to say is when you go inside where booties and just put on a new pair each time. Yeah. It's like really as simple as that, but she's like, here's what you do.

You put one foot in from the other and then you slide one into a bootie and then the other and then you go through a door and you have to check, are your booties on? If so, continue. If not, retreat backwards and attend the bootie station again. Does this understand this part? Count backwards from 10.

So Cam is like, I'm gonna warn you right now. Kerry isn't gonna like these wheels. And they all start cracking up. And meanwhile, Kerry and Debrand, Debrandra, that's if they were a couple. So Kerry and Brandy are in the car driving and Kerry's like, oh, did you see the invitation? And she's like, you know what? Like I know that she's busy, but like if

this isn't working for your schedule, then maybe we shouldn't have a party. Like it works in her schedule. It's just it can't go until 1 a.m. That's all, you know, like she's she's set expectations. I think what she she did was like so weird. Yeah, it's weird that they're just all gonna like come for her now for this You guys can't come up with anything else like you're all gonna go for her come for her for saying that she has to work the next morning. Okay So then she's taught Carrie starts talking about dandran She's like, you know, one way friendship doesn't work with me. And she said, all your kids are grown up. Like, what is that supposed to mean to me?

And they start talking about Olivia. And Carrie has more stress now than she ever did when the kids were young. Because you're being more attention to them now, you said so yourself. Yeah. And then Carrie does this thing where she, um, she, she, she manages to really compliment herself while talking about how terrible Dandra is. She's like, uh, I'm just one of those people that goes out of my way from my

friends. I go out of my way from my friends. And then once I realize what type of friend they are, I say, okay, you're going to be in this category. I won't go out of my way. So for instance, I might be in one side of the room and then I will go out of my way to walk over to you and say, Oh, let me tell you you about myself. See I want out of my way to tell you about me Oh, carries this is the best friend

So then back at the party just like oh my god K. Oh, so did you have more showings of your house and cares like yeah, I had a showing and Like when people come over at the last minute, I have to like run out of my house with like a towel in my hat, I'm my robe, and like I drive around with fancy, and I'm like, oh my god, fancy. No one can see us like that.

And then we see a clip of her in the car with a pink towel on her head and big sunglasses and like pink pajamas with her little fluffy dog. It was like Lorraine Braco towards the end of Goodfellas. Like, we have to get out of here, okay? We have to go, there's a helicopter. It was like Lorraine Braco at the end of everything, pretty much. Like Lorraine Braco at the end of quarantine,

Lorraine Braco at the end of daylight savings. Lorraine Braco at the end of roll out for T-Mobile's new phone. I don't know. I just imagine Lorraine Brocco is always escaping with the towel on her head. So Brandy and Carrie finally got there and Tiffany's like, um, Carrie, this is Rosé and Carrie goes, oh, Oh, perfect. They keep cutting the Carrie just staring at it like it's disgusting.

Like, oh, what is this? What is this pink non tequila? So, Tiffany's like, Tiffany's like, um, I want to make an announcement. Okay. So I've never had friends before. So I'm going to try to do this as fun and as friend like as ever possible. Okay, everyone take out your books and your pencils. Okay, here's the

first assignment. Okay, tonight we will be making a doing your make your own pizza night and then also having a pizza contest and by contest, I mean pop quiz. Okay, after that, you just have to be honest and just, you know, taste everyone's pizza and everyone will get a grade And if you pass you will be accepted into below. Okay, great She's you just have to be honest with your votes and I know that's really hard in this group and then it's like And everyone just stares at her like what is she calling us all liars like what the hell and So she's like all, the number one rule is middle fighting.

And the first infraction you receive a verbal warning. And the second time you get flower thrown in your face. Oh, and everyone's like, yeah, her. And the third rule is to have fun. And Cameron's like, oh, besides the closet, this is the most awkward party I've ever been to. Like she is treating us like we're children. Cameron, we just saw a clip of you in all pink with a tiny dog running away from

a house, talking like a two year old. Okay. Yeah. Brandy is like, I don't like that fun is the last rule. When I throw a party, fun is not fun. It should be number one. Should not be number three. I'm like, well, look at your, look at your household. Look how crazy your household is. Maybe there should be number one should not be number three. I'm like well look at your look at your household Look how crazy your household is maybe there should be some like Structure some structured play time involves. Okay. Maybe fun shouldn't be number one brand could someone name one fun party Brandy's ever thrown and I don't think you can count the frat party because that was staff at ease Brandy just I don't even remember any of Brandy's parties to be honest

But we were joking about Brandy's parties. I was like, I actually don't remember a single party that Brandy's- Ain't nobody driving to play no for your party, so shut up. So, Cam is like, yeah, you know what? Maybe that's the only rule I'm gonna throw. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, me. Okay, I got a pinata because we felt so bad We didn't have one for Carrie the other night on her birthday. Oh my god We have to do more of Carrie's birthday. Come on. Seriously

So now they this pinata is dangling from the trees. They all go at it and then like So it's they're all swinging at it and Jen gets up there and they're like, look how strange it is that the pinata stick is holding another pinata stick. So weird. So Carrie's like swinging, basically they open a pinata and it's got like funny wacky things, like little bottles of vodka and stuff in there.

And there's a bottle of, there's little bottles of Dolce Vita tequila and I was like, is that the same as Vita tequila? things like little bottles of vodka and stuff in there. And there's a bottle of, there's little bottles of Dolce Vita tequila. And I was like, is that the same as Vita tequila? And it turns out, there's Dolce Vita tequila and there's Vita tequila. Oh my God, don't love that. Don't love that. Don't love that. Dolce tequila. Dolan.

So there's also a riddle and carry Reza and she's like, okay, here's the riddle. Who's a terrible friend? The antra. Okay riddle number two. What is long seen hot and down south? How famous! We're 34! 34. So wet road, long fan south hard road. That's how I imagined Deandra is with riddles just quietly answering the wrong thing. Well, it's down south, it's a place guys. Is it San Antonio? And Yeah, so they're going to Austin for their big group vacation

Which is the link which I guess is my head, huh? Yeah, but didn't they go to Austin season one too, right? They sure did they went to Travis and Brian's fuck pad because member Stephanie and Brandy's's husbands own like a party house together in Austin. Yeah, that was before they realized how important it is to have cameras rolling at all times because we missed Leigh Ann threatening to murder Murray in the basement. I'm gonna roll you. We told everyone that I sat in the basket. Yeah. Oh, so then they put on their little aprons and take a picture to start making their pizzas. And she's like, Chef Poncho, could you please explain what we're doing? And he's like, this is mushroom and this is onion and these are pepperonis. And this is parsley. This is marinara sauce. And Tiffany's like, oh my god, I have a secret ingredient. You know my mental.

And she runs off and she comes out with... Crickets. Like, it's... So it's like, ha ha ha, funny stuff. So it's definitely, you know, stuff he's like, I do not eat bugs. When I was little, I used to eat really police, but I was really little, okay.

And then eventually I married one, okay? But I never ate one after that. Oh, you know why I can tell you, quick at pizza, it's not gonna win. I was like, all right, everybody put some hands on my tines, and it's like, sorry, I already just started my pizza. And then she picks up sauce after. Hey, whole. Yeah, it was like passive aggressive pizza making.

Like, you know that, just seeing her reaction to hand sanitizer the pizza party Really makes me wonder how she treats other elements of personal, you know protect like corona protection Right a mask Yes, you know that she berates people with masks all the time. You just know it. So, have fun with your face, diaper, stupid. Stupid, I don't understand the point of this. I don't understand the point. So Tiffany is, she's gonna be a prankster and so she's gonna hide crickets all in her pizza

because she's gonna be fun. She's gonna be fun and this could not possibly go wrong. And even though the crickets don't taste very good, because she had to get into try them, they're like, yeah, but they're like, we're gonna put them in the pizza. And it'll be a hilarious, hilarious prank for everyone to laugh about.

Yeah, they would have laughed more if it was like Dildos in the pizza. So Cameron is like, oh my God, you know what I like? Paparuni. Like the more Paparuni, the better. And Tiffany's like, you all are making some boring ass pizzas. It's like they've got every topping in the world and everyone's just like, oh, Paparuni is sausage. And Cam here, here's her and get so mad that she called her pizza boring. Dun, dun, dun. Also, I have to say when they are like,

at one point where they're all getting their pizzas to the table, camera goes, oh shoot, I gotta get mine in. And I like the idea that like for a moment, Cameron was just gonna bring raw pizza to the table to eat. She forgot to actually put it in the oven. So Tiffany announces that she's also serving her wine three moons

And so they cheer and Tiffany's like all right everyone has to eat a small piece of everyone's beans That's a lot of pizza All right, but you know what how can you judge it if you don't eat and cameras like oh my god That's a good point Well because Tiffany goes no, I mean, like everyone just takes a bite. A bite just, oh, okay girl. Oh, oh, oh.

It's like Cameron was expecting, was like, I thought she had to have like, half of everyone's pizza. Yeah. So Tiffany's like, oh my god, can I tell a story? When I was little, so I learned English when I was six and then like, I used to call all opinions, Jawapinals, that's my story.

Thank you very much. And Carrie's like, oh, you learned English when you were six. I was 16. And Tiffany's like, oh wow, which was Carrie trying to start a fight about, this is why she doesn't understand as many words because she learned English later, so don't shape her. But they didn't really let her go to that place. But Carrie is obviously trying to start a fucking fight

about any other thing she can. Yeah, Carrie was kind of like a call back to last week when Carrie said that she didn't understand whatever word it was, because she's like, well, I don't understand this concept because I don't know how to speak English, whatever. And he's like, I also don't speak English just my first language.

So it was clearly revenge or like, like, I'm going to start this argument again. Yeah. I'm going to still try to call you a racist right now. OK? Let me try it again. Second round, second round. But they don't letter.

So then Stephanie's pizza's next. And everyone's just tasting each other's pizza, basically. And Cameron's like, oh my God, I have a tip. If you guys want low-coloury pizza, hold the napkin and block. That is 250 calories less. You know how I found this out? is because I actually like to block everything. I just block things over and over again like I'll block court and I'll block the dog,

I'll block fancy and I'll block the piñata. And then if oil comes off, I know I found a locale version of something and it happened to work out that when I blotted pizza, I found a healthier version. You're welcome everyone. Down, I found a healthier version. You're welcome, everyone, down. I don't like pizza. Oh, so you're the one. Of course, Brandon doesn't like pizza. I'm a fricking course.

How does Brandy not like pizza? Okay, that is, I can't. I can't. Disgusting. She goes, I'm not a big fan. I knew I was right about her. You know how so you can tell a person's a bad person if they're like, I don't like animals or something.

You know, like whatever you want, but if you say I don't like pizza, you're dead to me forever. Sorry. And if someone listening is like, I actually don't like pizza. Turn this off. The show is not for you.

Go somewhere else. Think about it. We re-re-re re re re prioritize things. Yes. It's you have find a way to like it. There's a way to like it because you know what there's a lot of different pizza and like if you're lactose intolerant, fine, you could do achieves this pizza. You could do or get some like lactate version, I'm sure. Like there are ways around it, everyone.

There are ways to let pizza into your life. Yeah, but don't just like completely dismiss an entire group of food and like an entire food grip. Okay pizza I don't like so I want to go back in the footage and find find footage of brandy eating pizza because I'm sure it's there I was just one of those moments where oh yeah, I see what you're saying like just she just doesn't like it because she's at Tiffany's house And they've decided to hate Tiffany but I You know this is one of those moments watching one of these bravo shows where I just feel so justified You know, I've been telling you people for five years that this woman's a monster

Okay, five years And now here we are with the ultimate proof. I mean, we had some proof last last year in the summer. Okay, I'm not I'm not disregarding that. But since everybody's going to be all forgiving, this is the ultimate proof. Okay, she doesn't like pizza. Yeah, I, I, I just don't even, I don't even know where to begin. Okay. So, but she's still decided to be goofy. So she threw in things on the pizza that made her think of everyone. So she put in a jalapenos for carry Marinara for Tiffany because Tiffany's saucy kind of a stretch black olives for Stephanie because Stephanie is basic I don't really understand the correlation with black olives, but whatever

mushrooms for Deandra because sometimes she's good and sometimes she's toxic and I'm like well We're what what topping represents Brandi? Where is Brandi in all this? I noticed Jum did get one of you there for Jum. Like Jum never gets. Cameron's probably like the red pepper flakes or something. Yeah. So then, Danders like, Girlfriend, I'm a magic mushroom.

And they tell the producer tells her, so have you done magic mushrooms? Shit. Oh yeah, let's go over all the drugs to the answer stuff. Okay, let's go out for him. You done this? Yeah, you done that?

Yeah, you done that? Yeah. Mama D is just like bearing her head in a pillow. PCP, yep, LSD, yep, L22, yep, did them all. So Kary's like, I don't like olives. Oh, mine is good, mine is good. Cameras like, well, mine is slow calorie. And she's like, mine is mozzarella.

Who cares? Who taught you? Shut up. So yeah, so now they're getting the reviews and stepping us, well, my favorite was Jens because obviously I like plain pizza. Which I was like, like, I just love that Jen went to a pizza comp, pizza party and made a playing pizza.

Yeah, she just made cheese. Which is my favorite kind. Yeah, that's my favorite kind. Pepperoni is my favorite and pepperoni followed by playing for sure. But I also feel like when it's a make your own pizza thing, you kind of like, you know, the spirit of it is that you kind of jizz it up a little bit. But of course, Jen was like, it's a make your own pizza thing, you kind of like, you know, the spirit of it is that you kind of jizz it up a little bit. But of course, Jen was like, I made it playing pizza.

Yeah. So Tiffany's like, oh, great, has everyone had every pizza? Well, me and Dandro definitely have. Okay, because, you know, I'm saying me and Dandro, but I met Dandro, but I didn't want to feel alone on an island. So me and Dandrop, but I'm Dan Dandrop, and I didn't want to feel alone on an island. So me and Dan Dandrop had it all. Yeah, so I laid a lot of pepper bronies on my pizza

and I was very articulate on where I put it and didn't even think, you said you were articulate in your pepperoni placement? Oh, that's a very particular use of words. I was like, oh, does it make you feel good to talk down to people down? For using the wrong words. It's like girl. I was not talking down to you I was just belittling you okay because you use

Particular instead of art is articulate instead of particular which is ironically very inartic Oh my god girls am I right am I right? Oh my god new girlfriend? Girl passie You know what you're supposed to just make light of it and have fun instead of talking down to people. Down. Like you're up a one talking down and making this not fun. She did make light of it and had fun. She literally joked and then laughed. Yeah. I definitely find myself intelligent in ways ways other people probably don't think of.

Okay, like, for instance, when the pandemic started, everyone was trying to get toilet paper and they couldn't get it because it was sold out at the Global Pet Expo, but you know what, maybe if they'd googled pinker toilet paper, they may have bad full stuck. Okay, thank you. I've had full stock. Okay, thank you. Because I mean, I may not have the best for Cablory. So Brandy's like, I picked Tiffany's pizza because she has been such a gracious host. And Tiffany's like, thank you. And I'm an ultimate. You'll just eat crickets because that was all up in my pizza. And then the music's like,

oh, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah. They all stare at her so angrily and then they obviously play crickets. No, this is Port Tiffany. You can tell she really, she's not lying when you, like she really hasn't had a lot of friends because like the prank is that you like, lift up a piece of pepperoni

and there's a cricket there, right? Like the prank but not to be like guess what you all just ate something that's like disgusting to you all ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha because they are so angry they're so angry they get so mad and then camp gives like a bitchy jazz hands like she flings her hand around with her fingers wide open. And then it's like, uh, I have done it. I has outpaint a vaprankster. And curious like, but I asked you, I asked you if there was crickets. Just, uh-uh, no you didn't. I swear I asked you.

And then it was like, you asked me, you asked me, and I said no, and there were not crickets in my pizza. And curious like, how fucked up is this? Through butt crickets. She made. And Kyrz like, how fucked up is this? Through pot crickets! She made us eat something I can still win! Now it's, now it's, now they're getting ridiculous. Like, now it's assault. Now you've been assaulted.

Admittedly, it's always dangerous if you, if you are going to sneak food into someone's thing and laugh at them. It's just not a good joke. Like, it's not, it's not a good look for Tiffany. I'm not, it really isn't. But they, now they take it and they run with it so hard. Oh, you've read me, Cricut. It's against my will. My will. They're not kosher. They're not kosher. I'm not Jewish. But what if I were? What if I were? So, Pranee's like, oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. I swear to God. I mean, come on, I'm gonna get sick.

And Kira's like, what if she's allergic? What if she's allergic? What if you've killed Brandy? Randy is doing the ultimate, like little child thing of like, wait a second. This thing that I just ate, oh, I'm gonna throw up, cause I ate like a minuscule cricket in my pizza. Like, oh, I have to throw up and Tiffany's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I didn't really know that you were so sensitive to crickets.

I didn't know, I mean, I'm a doctor so I know everything you're saying is bullshit. But I'm a friend for, so I'm gonna say, I'm so sorry, I didn't really know. I didn't know you were sensitive to crickets, didn't know. But I am, I'm very sensitive. I'm literally sorry, I didn't really know. I didn't know your sensitive to cricket, didn't know. But I am, I'm very sensitive. I'm literally gonna barf. And curious like if you know people are really sensitive

about that and allergic allergic. Like how would you know if you're allergic to crickets? Anyway, is that a thing that people are allergic to crickets? I don't think it is. Like this whole thing was just like, it just was so hilariously ridiculous. Brandy, like, oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. And it was so...

Damn, it was so... So if you didn't know about it, would it even bother you right now? And here's like, shut up. It's not about that, Deandra. And Damn, it was like, well, it was actually kind of funny, but everyone takes it to a whole another level of. Oh my god. You put us in peril. So Brandi gets up to go puke and she's like moving to go inside to go puke. Tiffany's like shoot covers So of course Stephanie runs after to make sure she's okay and

Tiffany's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, Randy, I was just trying to be cute and funny. And Brandy tells us, well, if I fed her a turd and she didn't know, would she get sick? Oh my God, you are ridiculous. You were the worst. You were someone who chased Cameron around on the beach

for like an hour with a giant dildo, even though she was saying she was uncomfortable with it. Shut up. Brandy shut up. I'm so sorry. Brandy. Get rid of her. Brandy has like pushed jokes to their limit and made people be really uncomfortable with them.

Um, she has, she has been the queen of having like having little remarks in the confessional like, come on, like get over it. It's just this. It's just an ex all the time. And then this is a little like a cricket. And by the way, I've had crickets, and they're like, it's like nothing. It's like, it's truly like nothing.

And this is great. This is great cricket. It's not like she went out in the backyard. You know what I mean? They're prepared. They came in packaging. Like, did you not see Shark Tank? They make energy bars out of crickets now? It's just not crazy and It's just she just is so over the top and then carry me like oh, that was like really rude really like wow

Wow, she's a lot. She's a lot. I'm like she's a lot. You're the one who every episode is like oh Come on come on. Yeah, and Brandy's in the bathroom bar thing like we hear all these bar thing sounds and Tiffany's like oh my god, I feel so bad. Oh, yeah And curious after out there making a big deal out of something she's not even in you know what I'm gonna meditate on this I'm gonna meditate camera's like that's her new thing Yeah, I think he's like, Brandi is really throwing up. I mean, she has a very sensitive stomach.

She has such a sensitive, oh, the most sensitive stomach we've ever seen. Oh, how could you be so cruel to her famously sensitive stomach, which is okay with alcohol? How could you be so cruel? It's okay getting like fall down drunk. And so Dan just like, well, it may be the bread too because she doesn't eat bread.

She just ate a lot of bread and care. It's like, oh! Oh! Oh! So Brandy, you know, comes out all thick to me. She's like, and Tiffany tells her,

you know what, I'm sorry. Like, no, it's not okay. Like, I'm so sorry. Like, I didn't mean to make you sick. I was trying to be funny. I'm really, I'm truly apologize. And Brandy's like, you know what? She tells us, I'm not sure of this prank,

but I'm still unsure about Tiffany. So I'm not really comfortable being critical of what she does yet. What, where did that come from? What is she? She was like, cool, Tiffany. Where did, like, the only one I know who had an issue with Tiffany was really Cameron Cameron and Carrie had their issues

I had no idea that Brandi had some sort of like Like the Whatever whatever you say like it's I'm not I'm not articulate with my pepperoni right now I didn't know what I was like for a couple of me. I didn't know like her thoughts on her whistle pending I feel like I think of the right the typical turn of phrase that one uses. The jury is out. I did not know the jury was still out with Brandy via regarding Tiffany. I can't even talk.

I can't. Yeah, I had no idea she hated the bitch either. She? Yeah. So then Cameron's. Cameron's phone alarm. Cameron's phone alarm. Yeah. So then Cameron's. So Cameron's phone alarm.

And Tiffany goes, um, you sat in a alarm to leave my home. And she's like, yeah, because we were told we had to be out. Come on, girls. Come on, everybody. We're going to be late. We have to go because you didn't follow etiquette. So we're going to do something passive aggressive that also doesn't follow etiquette. I was hoping that maybe like by the time we got out, maybe lazy Susan would still show up with a centerpiece on her. Okay.

So Tiffany's like, um, this was not a good party. I would give it a solid B minus. And then I would have to say that my presidency in blow is on the line at this point. No one in the history of blow has ever gotten blown in minus. So this is a real real problem for me. Oh, but I cannot wait for you to be the rule follower of my trip. Which means that we now have, it's gonna be a lot of passive aggression in Austin, which I can't wait for. I mean, this is like, to me was like the perfect housewife fight,

right? Like it's over something stupid, someone being over-dramatic, someone, someone, someone, like crickets in pizza that this is actually like another thing we have to talk about when we talk about Dallas. Like, real housewives of Dallas, the show that brought us a knockdown fight over poop in a basket and crickets in pizza. Like it's kind of amazing. This so and they're so mean like the way that they're just so bitchy over the little things. The camera just won't stop going girls.

We only have 30 seconds. Ryan. So ridiculous. girls we only have 30 seconds Ryan so ridiculous and the villains of it are really just so annoying I know Deandre is trying to be the big villain this year like she really is trying to take that yeah she's like oh I'm so mad all the time I have to go to a shame and you know and then they they're showing all these clips of Dandry yelling at everybody and she keeps talking about her temper, but the real villains here are Carrying Cam, right? I mean, they see I'm carry for sure. I think carry for sure is the big villain I think Cam is like she waffles between villain and not because camera is just Cameron

So when she gets a B in her bonnet. she's just, she's just inconsolable and ridiculous. I don't know if she's like the villain. Some people are really not loving Cameron these days for a variety of things. I think Cameron's been the villain for a long time in a way, but she's like a secondary villain. She's like a funny villain.

Like she's like a ridiculous villain, right? Like she's, she just, I feel like Deandra is trying to be the Bethany of this season, you know? Kind of like brutal honesty, laughing, the sing it the way it is. You know, and she's doing it. I think she's actually doing an okay job in that role. I think she has been kind of funny and watching her fight with Carey has been a delight. And I'd love that they have this like this this traumatic trunk show situation that happened like so much so much shit happened at this trunk show like this this traveling trunk show in a

Some sort of compact card that had not enough room for for Carrie and her necklaces I love the lord. Well It's been a fun season so far. I can't wait to see how Austin goes Yeah season so far. I can't wait to see how Austin goes. Yeah. Everyone thanks so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with... We also saw like City reunion part one. They're first reunion. So super excited about that. And then we'll be back Friday with some summer house. Everyone thanks so much for being here we love you we will talk to you tomorrow Bye

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