Watch What Crappens - #1672 BDSY: Std of the Sea

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

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because that's how I roll these days. I got my crappens tumbler. So go to crappensburnch.com to be sure to get one just like this. And days. I got my crap and Tumblr. So go to crapandspurntch.com to be sure to get one just like this and then take a photo of it and tag us and we'll post it on our gram. Do it. Okay, everybody. Hi, welcome to below deck sailing. Now this is especially exciting because we didn't recap the last season. Well, we didn't recap the entire season of below deck last season. So this one was actually going to be a bonus episode, but Real Housewives of Orange County wasn't on this week. So it's a full regular episode.

Yeah. And just like BulloDec sailing yacht itself, it's BulloDec sailing yacht has moved to the top of this, has gotten a little boost. I've grown to love BulloDec sailing yacht. You know, it was the first season was so meh that it just felt like it was going to be the sad cousin to all the other below decks. But last season was incredible. And this season is already like very entertaining for me. By the way, did you see the trailer or did you see that they released a trailer for below deck down under? They're it's going to be on peacock. It'll so there's going to be there's a fourth below deck, which I think we had heard about, but that's a peacock original. I don't even know if we're

going to be able to cover that one, but I'm just like, wow, they are really going all at it with below deck. But and Asia is the chiefs do on that one. But this one is below deck sailing on as back and I was, you know, I was deeply entertained. Yeah, it was a good episode. So let's just get right into it, shall we? Because there's a lot. Now look, this show in general has a ton of accents and things that we don't really understand. They're not, they're not home to us. Okay. No, so it's gonna take us a while So just just remember that okay, I know no one comes here for actually accurate accents or impersonations anyway Because that's not what we do, but still just it might be painful for some of you like maybe if you have that illness where you can't hear terrible

Accents whatever that yeah, I would imagine that illness is the cousin to the illness where people can't hear chewing or whatever that's called. But there you go, there's your warning. Yeah, you've been officially warned that there will be terrible pan-European accents, basically. So we sort of, it opens up in that below deckway where it's sort of a trailer, but sort of not a trailer. So I kind of just like cherry pick some things from this moment.

We basically hear Daisy, Daisy's like, going into the season, I hope I don't fall out with any of my crew members. And then like a concern or saying like, I'm gonna punch that motherfucker in the fucking knob. Fucking go damn piece of sheet motherfucker, die in your sleep Like well, I would think I'd learn all to talk with the first crew mumble the first night Maybe the second night. I'm Gary to point out so Gary is doing his on the new main like the bravo classic storyline of the fuck boy who every year comes back to

assure us that he's changed now. Yes, and then Carl and Carlons back to and he's like, this season I just want to do a good job, make a shit ton of money, but I enjoy a little drama here. Did you cut away from me already? Already you cut away from me, wow. And then we see the chef who we've seen in previews missing part of his scalp, bleeding from his eyes, his ears and his elbows. You know, we see him doing a scene where he's blindfolded and he's chopping onions at a very fast pace to show off. And I was like, well, Marcus, that just comes to stab you right in the butt, didn't it?

Literally. Then by way of finger. And so he's like, people can feel the passion of my food. I make people cry before I have a gift. I have a gift of hitting my head on some sort of surface and tearing up some of my scalp. First of all, I've cried over food. It's not really that big of a deal

to make someone cry with food. I mean, if it's been like a week on Weight Watchers and the bread person at all of Cardin comes over, I'm like, yeah, it's really not that hard. Yeah, so get over yourself, even though you seem very nice so far, Marcus. Even though you seem adorable, just want you to know, like, I literally cried over Cardin bill last week, so, you know, that's where we are. So then we meet Gabriella and she's from the US, right? I'm thinking. Yeah.

And she's like, I definitely go balls to the wall. I do consider myself a Chihuahua, All-Bark and All-Bite. Mm-hmm. Well, I'm excited. Okay, but Chihuahua's are also terrified of everything. Yeah. Chihuahua's, Chihuahua's the shakiest dog I've ever seen. They're like,

I kind of love that. I feel like Chihuahua, they're like, ooh, ooh, ooh. I feel like Chihuahua is like the pejorative dog. Like that's the dog that you use to insult someone. Like if you're gonna call yourself, if you're gonna talk about how your tenacity that you have barking about, you're like, I'm like a dober dog that you use to insult someone. Like if you're gonna call yourself, if you're gonna talk about how your tenacity that you have a barking about,

you're like, I'm like a doberman, you know? But like, I mean, Gabby, I just feel like, I don't know, it's a, like, they're raised your dog standards, you know? I've always considered myself a jack wrestle, adorable and able to jump high. I always considered myself a Springer Spaniel, sort of floppy and gets worms in my butt and drags myself along the carpet a lot. I've always considered myself a French bulldog, you know.

Do you just always look at me and wonder, when are they going to die of breathing failure? I always consider myself a poodle. I'm very hyperactive and annoy everyone around me, but somehow I get away with it because I'm allegedly smart. So then we meet Kelsey. I just got my poodle agenda in there, my anti-poodle agenda. So we meet Kelsey and she's like, I'm just like one of the guys. Is there like a template that they just stamp these people with before they even come? Kelsey just one of the go. Okay, Kelsey See your whole season in front of the tires season is happening. I agree like as soon as you said I'm grown up as just one of the boys. I was like, okay, here we go. Here's here's the entire like you said

We know exactly where this one is going and she says yeah I grew up with brothers I had to learn you either fight back or you get farted on. Well, let me tell you as a brother, my sister fought back plenty and she still got farted on. Yeah. So good luck. A lot of times the fighting on actually causes the farting on just wants you to know. Usually they're usually linked. Kelsey reminded me of someone who would actually get killed in a horror movie. I don't know, I just kind of got that weird vibe.

You know, she's like, this could be a party tonight, you know, come. So then she's like that wing woman, you know, she's like, I'm just one of the guys. And then I wing woman all the guys, but then I feel like she's gonna be like, but I love him at some point. Yes.

Why does he always look at me as a friend? Cause you walked in saying you're just one of the guys. Yeah, there's, I mean, inevitably we see this on the show. And honestly, I just see it in life too. There's always that girl who's like, I'm just one of the guys, but then gets upset when like she's not really one of the guys. Like when they, when the guys basically exclude her from like the guy things and then, you know, it's, it always just leads to disaster every single time. Yeah, she's wing woman because Gary's like, hey, Gabriella, you want some wings? And Kelsey says, how about you want to poach her eggs? No, she has a crazy laugh. She goes

Hey, oh God, it's gonna be a long season. So then the dumb guy, you know, I always love this kind of a guy Just plain looking like if a salty cracker was a person, you know, I just love that. I felt like a dinner roll. Yeah Love a dinner roll. I'm gonna clean dinner roll. I mean, I've been playing dinner roll. Love it Like you got you get like on an airplane like an airplane. I thought you've been love a airplane dinner roll love it Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm just saying like that's that's to me the quality of it's playing this. Yeah, hmm delicious So he's like I came into y'all because I was told to stew a desis were pretty And people then, people think I'm just a unit that can't. Don't let the baby face fury out. I knew what I'm doing.

No, I don't know where he's from yet. I know, but I wrote all of that out, so I hope it was correct. It sounds like he was losing reception. Yeah, he's like a cricket, he's like a cricket wireless version of a deckant. Like an AM radio. And then Ash tells us that we meet Ashley. She's like, I think people are under-estating me. I've been told I look innocent, but I'm not.

I get what I want. I'm like, okay, so you're a drama. We know that much right now. She's also the one who actually everyone exactly estimates her, but she tells herself that she's underestimated because she's so bad at her job. Yeah, people underestimate me. Gee, hmm, I'm shot. By the end of this episode, I am completely shocked that people underestimate you, Ashley. I mean, you just seem so together and there for the job. You really, I know. So then we get more like trailer scenes, like lots of the scalp injury,

finger injury, like, like everyone falls over, like, like literally so many people are falling over this season. And then my favorite part that wasn't, I don't think it's remembered from the actual trailer was a prolonged moment of like, champagne, flutes just falling off of Gabriela's tray. Like that was like my favorite thing watching like one after the other after the other like a bunch like when you when you go bowling and you have one of those things that looks

like it's not a strike but then very slowly reveals itself that you just got a strike, you know. A slow strike, yeah. A slow strike. The best. I don't know if that's a technical term, but yeah, we all know what you mean. I, a slow strike. The best. I don't know if that's a technical term, but yeah, we all know what you mean. I love that. Isn't the best. They just start going down very, very slowly and you're like, wait a second. I'm just hoping life. I know. It's like you're

making you're you're making them do that with your mind. That's what it feels like. That's it. Oh, that strikes so bad that they're like, all right, we will both be probably fall down one by one. It's true. And my favorite of all the below duck themes. Which we have figured out is an ode to O M D's. If you you go or if you do or whatever. Love it. So guitar, guess why guys? And it's not an electric guitar. It is a analog guitar.

Banda, da, da, da, da, da. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's a great acoustic guitar because we are in Menorca, Smedorca. Big Menorca all over the screen. It was like Menorca. Now I get that we're getting the guitar because it's Spain, but you're not going far enough because when something takes place in Spain, I want it to be the feet climbing on the ground, you know that.

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Uh-oh, he's back and he's ready to rumble. And he's like, yeah, ready to rumble. Are you excited to be back? I'm ready to rumble. How much more excited could you believe? No, no, no, no down as stable in any way, so we'll get some good tilt scenes And casting them it's like I love ceiling and spin especially the Boleric Islands Minorca is spectacular. I actually live here. I have department here. I've got a car here I've got a reserve parking spot here. I've got a frequent

Pass on the metro system here. I really it's like, okay, Glenn. We get it. You love the Bellyric Islands So when we place I've got a yogurt planet card for So he's giving Gary a full-time job now. I can depend on him and trust him He's not my best friend, but we are good buddies. We are good buddies. Since that's time for season Gary just has been a bit has a bit more respect for his job and for a gland for myself. I've worked hard to be right and it's taken me 11 years to be chief officer on 11 meter so in conclusion I'm changed. That's his, that's his, that's the end of the thing. It's a new, it's a new Gary. He has respect now. Yeah. So they're going through CVs and Glenn's like, oh, a CV with no photo. That's not something you see every day. I smell

an ugly girl all right bottom of the pile. Unless she's an easy ugly girl. Maybe I should read that. Or I've changed. And then now here comes Daisy and so she comes. Daisy who's dressed to go to the cable ase Awards. I don't know. Are you going to a stake dinner in the 80s? What's happening here? So she goes, yeah, I'm so excited to be back. I mean, I'd rather be on the beach, but I think I'm just doing Gary's voice for Daisy, by the way. They just fused together for me, but she's like, but I mean, I'd rather be on a beach, but I guess, guy.

He's myself back in that accent. And then she's like, hello, I'm excited to be bulk. Yeah, I went to me all about then I took some time off. And this is the first charter I've done since last year, which is scary. I'm like, do I remember how to be so stupid, even? So she feels better prepared this season and Garis like, hello, hello to Siri. Yeah, she's like, oh, well, if the team looks good? I look good. And I'm hoping the team can really learn quick, because I'm right. I'm always wrong.

So the cabin arrangements, there are three girls on board, so they'll all have to share, because the decks and the chef are male. And she's, you know, she's fine. So then people start arriving. Marco the chef comes and he's hot. Of course. And Dice is like, ha, I'm dizzy. I'm like, whoa, wow. Calm down there. Daisy.

Daisy's very much into it. And so he has background as Italian and Venezuelan. And Marco says, like, so where are you from? And Gary's like, sir, Africa. I'm Irish. And Glenn's like, oh, it's go. I'm Irish and plans like, oh, it's like the UN here, because I, I mean, I'm from Montreal,

but I live in the Bay, I live in Menorca. I actually have a house there. I have a plant there, just got a time plant. It's really a lovely place to stay. So Marcos, I had my first yachting gig when I was 12 years ago, but now I live in LA and I have a food truck with my brother. So yachting is paradise for me

because a food truck doesn't even have an air condition. And then Kelsey arrives next and Gary's like, she comes on and like, Datesy sends her to Gary and Gary's like, hello, I'm Gary, I'd be the one making passes at you in the appropriate year of the course the next few weeks, nice to meet you. Yeah. Also, Mark, this so-below deck sailing to have a guy I'd be the one making passes at you in appropriate of the course the next few weeks nice to me to you Yeah

also Mark the so below dexailing to have a guy with a food truck is your main chef, isn't it? I know I got very scared like an excellent chef, but at first I was like That's so below dexailing Yeah, the other below dex are like high trained with the queen and Then Julia Roberts. I was feeling like I had a food truck. Bueller is up to something back there, by the way.

He's pondering. He doesn't have to be talking about Chihuahua's. You relax. You need some attention. Bueller is walking around. Pond. Bueller. He just needed to be recognized. Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha People who love me would describe me as funny, loyal, passionate, intense as fuck, a shit

talker. She liked the boss balls. I can't tell if this is gonna be a good thing or bad thing for the season or for her, I should say. Yeah, I'm Gary. So I'm like, this is really the kind of person she is though. Gary goes, hey, the wheeled soap work on your bag. And she goes, yeah, it's been through a lot. There. That's the kind of person she is though. Gary goes, hey, the wheel's so work on your bag. And she goes, yeah, it's been through a lot there. That's the kind of person she is to walk

around with broken wheels on her suitcase. Okay. My mind are actually broken too at this moment. So maybe get real and I have a lot in common. So now, Ash, now finally Ashley, so Ashley comes on board. Ashley has very large breasts. I'm just gonna say this right now. She has very, very large breasts and we just know this is gonna be a disaster, not her fault, but it's Gary is going to be just lurcharious to her and I'm just already bracing for it.

So then Tom walks up the deck and everybody's finding out who they're gonna room with and stuff and so Glenn asked Tom, where are you arriving from today? Do you have a Joker planning card from there? And he's like, the lake district, you probably don't know what that is. And he's like, yeah, Leak is like an onion, but weirder,

I get it, I get it. We've got Leak's where I come from. No, the Leak district. It's in North of England, of mountains and fails and there's more sheep than people. In fact, the last yacht that I worked on was completely chartered by sheep. So it was a pretty easy job. This is my first sailor. Without being cocky, it's just sailing. How different can it be than riding a sheep in the water? And of course, naturally, when I say that I've worked on motor yachts, I mean, of course,

a sheep farm, but you know how different can it be? And we know what kind of person Thomas, by the way, that he puts his sunglasses on in the mirror because he doesn't know that there's a camera, I guess, right there at the mirror yet. And so he's in the mirror putting on his sunglasses and then taking them off and looking at himself and trying them again and and looking at himself from different angles. I know. It's like very rapid too.

It's like very like a frenzy of the sunglasses going on up and he's like, he's like, I've got five seconds to get this right. Yeah. So they're insecure glasses work. Yeah. So then Colin Sarpso approach and Gary's like, ah, I see doggy dog. Which I think is so cruel to say to Colin after last season. And Colin's like, well, if you're super good,

super good to be back on post of a super exagercy Gary and he's my boy and what I think about all the things that I've gone through with me and Gary and I'll past year in general. So Gabriella's folding with Daisy and sorry, just had to interrupt because it's a calling team. Yeah, waiting for it. So Gabriella's folding with Daisy. And you were so quiet, I was like, oh, he's going to be mad.

What if I get a tech site or you're like, how dare you? No, I was waiting for you to interrupt. A person with feelings. I was waiting for you to cut away from Colin, because that's the thing no one cares about. I should say the show doesn't care about Colin. I know one on the boat seems to care about Colin. I of course care about Colin. Oh, so Gabrielle was folding with Daisy and making small talk and like, where you from?

Where you from? And Daisy's like, Dublin. And Gabrielle is like, oh my god, I've never been to Europe. She was, what? Never been to Europe. It's okay. I mean, this can be exciting. Let me tell you've never been to Europe. She was, what? Never been to Europe. It's okay. I mean, it can be exciting. Let me tell you what the saying Europe,

days is always right. Don't suck it up. Also, I can't wait to break the news, Zagabbi. She's in Europe. That's very, very, just be, she's like, I've never been. I've never been to Europe. I can't wait to go.

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She's, ah! And then they hug. And then, now it's time for our guys. Time for a crew meeting in the cockpit. Cockpit crew meeting everyone, okay? So they all gather up there. And Tom already has eyes of a probably bulging when he sees Ashley and he's just like,

he's like, Ashley's a head-turner. Hopefully her personality is just as nice as her face, but he's like points at boobs when he says face. Like, that is boobs, yeah. And Ashley is telling the girls. She's like, oh my God, he is exactly my time to a tea. So really the hottest, youngest blonde one. Wow, you're both, you're gonna make a great couple. Yeah, it hits.

I like a guy who reminds me of like a bean bag. That's what I'm so into. To a tea, to a tea. Well, I just want to say I'm excited for this season. We've got new faces, familiar faces, interesting faces, faces that probably don't have an apartment where I do. New York, it's great. So obviously no drinking on charter. I say obviously because if anyone's watched us on TV, you might have noticed that everyone was wasted every five minutes. Okay, so none of that. And you know, I just wanna have some better communication this season and days is like,

I didn't have a communication problem. Everyone asked it. Mainly that they didn't listen to me. And then we see last year, her saying, if you can see something isn't going quite right instead of me being, maybe I could do something instead of me being Chief Bitch. That was her thing. I don't want to be a Chief Bitch but hold, took a dump in the head after I cleaned it. Oh yeah, I love that that was a running storyline. Who

peed in the gas bathroom? Yes. Don't pee in the gas bathroom after I've cleaned it. Yes. Don't be in the gas bath. Throw it after I've cleaned it. So they will we've got a lot to do today. So if you finish in twine, you can have fun tonight, but I don't want anyone drunk on the dock tonight. So now it's cleaning. They're cleaning and cleaning and Marcos is trying to figure out what this floppy piece of plastic is. And Kelsey starts telling us that she's never worked

on a sailing boat and her backstory is, so I went to a yacht week in Croatia with my cousin as a guest in 2015. It was a men's only thing, but I'm just one of the guys so I got in. And I was like, oh, that's the coolest job ever. And now I've come full circle from being a guest to being a skipper on my own boat called the SS just one of the boys

Yeah, to the USS boys only and so now she plants excursion. She's in charge of Eight people, but she's never worked on a super got okay guys. I'm scared. Okay How about you you've got Tom now you've got her. Does anyone know how to be on a boat? Anybody? I know. I'm very concerned about this. And then we see Marcos and he's organizing something in the fridge. And he's just like in the fridge basically.

And Daisy comes around the corner and she's like, Marcos, they have a, and he's like, oh, oh, was there something about my personality that was particularly startling? Don't worry, I scared you. that's how I walk into rooms. Thank you for listening to me when I gave you a fright that you heard my voice. He's like, okay I'm so sorry, please try again. She's like, some Marko! Oh!

Oh! You'll get used to it. All right, let's talk. I'm pretty easy going as you can tell. This scalping dream makes a lot more sense now. It's like, okay, Daisy said hi to him. So, um, so he was like, you strict? She goes, no, no, no, I'm not strict, but if I'm telling you something, don't take it personal. It's not in my opinion. I just know it's just these things that I've overheard. So if they are saying, for that they are do not have 20 Beats in a basket just please under thawed. It's not a personal attack He's like my ego. I leave that outside the door and she's like And he's like being being the new guy. I'm not scared. I cooked for Beyoncé Shakira Alicia keys Jay-Z, Big Ham.

I know what I'm doing. Who's Big Ham? I don't think I'm serving him. That's obviously an auto correct. Yeah, I don't think I heard him say Big Ham. So he actually, to be fair, he listed it in this order. My auto correct is Big Ham. I'm like, that's a huge game.

You know, Big ham, you know? No, he said, I took for Shakira Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Jay Zinalesha Keys. I know what I'm doing. I'm like, how dare you put Beyonce at the back of that list? Like you start with Beyonce, Marcus. I don't know if you know what you're doing. If you don't know where to put Beyonce on the list.

He started with Beyonce. No, no. I went back. I wrote it down. So I was so excited. Wow, it down. So that was so cool. Well, maybe I just, that's so weird that my brain auto corrects to starting with Beyonce. It's not weird. Your brain knows what it's doing. Your brain knows what it's doing. And I put Beyonce in the beginning of it.

As anyone would. I'm that guy. I mean, at least he didn't put Alicia Keys before Beyonce, because then we would have had a real problem. I mean, I don't think he should have even brought her up, but that's a whole other issue. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. All right, providence time. So they're doing that.

And Tom tells Colin, do you like calling a call? Call and a call. And he's like, whatever you want, mate. I'm just happy someone saying my name. Just call me please. Tom's already gone. Like wait, where'd you go? Where'd you go? So Ashley and Gabriella are cleaning rooms and asking how long they've been, well Ashley says,

so how long have you been yawning? And she's like, oh, while how about you? She says, it's my one year anniversary, which is why I asked you how about you? She's, it's my one year anniversary, which is why I asked you. So I could say, is my one year anniversary? These two are not going to be friends. I'm going to put it out there right now. And Gabby is like, by what does she go by Gabby or am I just making her Gabby Gabriela? Gabriela, I'm just like Gabby. So she's like, well, we have the same level of experience. So we can help each other, which, you know,

actually never going to help her. She actually tells us, you know, growing up, I always wanted to be the best at everything. I got straight A's to high school, and now I just want to be, you know, in front of guests, making drinks and entertaining, and I'm good at what I do. I'm like, okay, so you want all the attention.

There's no way she's gonna help Gabriella. In fact, anything, I suspect she's going to undermine Gabriella. Yeah. So then we've got Gary Tom and Marco talking. And Tom's like, Oh, Tom, you know, of course, his sense of humor is what you think it would. He's like, look, those tomatoes that look nuts.

And Marco's like, hey, you guys think about six all the time, right? Is that what you do? You just think about the sex all the time. And Karen's like, I do. I think Gary says the time. So you're going to find love on his boat. Tell me, what are your thoughts?

What do you think about the girls? Which I kind of think is just sort of, I mean, I'm not like a, I'm not approved, but I just feel like the first day, I just feel like it's so strange to be just like asking like your employee, so which girl do you wanna hook up with first? Just as weird as weird to me. Well, that's how Bullo Deck is now though, you know?

It's like, who are we gonna fuck? Cause that's what Ashley's like too. So Angelina, who cares? So then Glenn is just that, it was like a one-sense thing. So Glenn is talking to Gary and Marcos and Daisy for the preference sheet meeting here. Well, here we go again, huh? Yeah.

Yeah, our primary is named McCordia Young, which I was for a moment there. I thought it might be Alex McCord, but it's McCordia. And then he's a real estate investor. At the top of his game, by the way, we clearly McCordia like wrote it. McCordia's like wrote that in for himself, right? And so he's brought his friends to celebrate black entrepreneur, entrepreneur, entrepreneurship, entrepreneurship. Entrepreneurship. Hey, you can't celebrate entrepreneurship without being on a ship, am I right?

So they're all from DC. And one of us is like, yes, they're from Washington. I've been there before. So I'm gonna do some Indian, some Italian, and some American. I thought that was so funny. How he's like, yeah, I've been to DC, so I know what to do. You know, I've been there.

I'm, do you think that Marcos is gonna be that guy who's like always making, he's like, well, I'm, you think, I feel like he's gonna make a lot of pasta. He's like, well, I'm Italian, I'm gonna make a lot of pasta. I feel like it's become a thing where it's like, he's gonna have a pasta thing that does every single week. But also then, is Wailing, because he's, that's true.

I like pasta and plantains, like it's so crazy. Like, have you heard of America? It's like literally all our food is a mishmash, you know. So Gary's like, all right, then day two beach picnic. And then it's my to hip hop don't stop Padema party. Like please make Daisy say that five times in a row. I love Daisy being back on TV. And maybe not to hip hop don't stop Padema party.

I just also love that like Daisy gets put in charge of making a hip hop party. Like, yes. So now cleaning and Daisy calling for provision. She's like, hello, this is Daisy. I got to do a hip-hop party. Hip-hop, I'm a party. Do you have big gold chains?

You know, something 90s and hip-hop, something like that. Thank you very much. And Spanish Norma is like, we'll do what we can. So then Stu meeting. so Marco, this whole episode just has me worried about Marcos, right? Because they show Marcos getting milk out and opening it and smelling it and going shrug and putting it back. Yeah. Good enough. It'll do. It'll do. So Daisy is basically, she's gonna assign who's gonna be on late, who's gonna be on early, and she decides to put, she basically says that

like I'm gonna put Gabriela on late because she has more bartending experience and Ashley's sort of like passive aggressively next boom, well same, same. Yeah, she's trying. She goes, well, you know, you're late, you like staying up late, don't take Gabri well, you know, you're late. You like staying up late, don't you, Gabriella? You know, you're more bartending and she goes, yeah, I'm a night out. Now she's like, same, same night out. Yeah, I'm a night out. Daisy's like, well, I love to hear your comfortable and I love to see you have more bar experience.

So you'll be second stew, Gabriella. And actually, it's like, um, did she not hear her saying? Because I just said same. I'm not sure she understands. Maybe she didn't get straight A's in high school also and didn't learn the definition of the word same. So, uh, Ashley's clearly pissed that she was third and she's gonna be so undermining.

You can just tell. And she's gonna be the one that complains about being stuck in laundry all the time. Yeah, but that's her CV. I mean, she even told us. She's like, I've done my share of laundry. So now I want to move up. That's really nice, but you better call Captain Sandy because if your resume says laundry on this boat,

you're doing laundry, okay? Yeah. So now it's like eight o'clock. It's eight hours before the guests are coming. So they're it's like, a clock. It's eight hours before the guests are coming. So they're all going to start having a drink on the deck and everything. And Tom's checking himself in the mirror. You know, they can still be good. Tom has realized there are cameras at the mirrors now.

I'm ashamed because I like it when he was more insecure because now he gives the mirror double fingers. He's like, yeah, look and go. Yeah, he's definitely like, he's definitely like channeling some like 1985 Tom Cruise vibes for sure in terms of the way he poses. So, it's another all like pouring drinks and everything

and Gary gets his drink and like, because basic Gabriella and Ashley are pouring the drinks at the bar and They give Gary a drink in a plastic glass and he's like Blast a glass and Gabriela just looks and goes, sorry. Did you want crystal? I was like Like in this Gabriela. So just glass would be nice, but oh, I will have another would have another chance So Colin and Daisy and Gary are talking and Colin's like, so we're all back.

Do we think the same thing? I mean, listen, if we do the same thing, we're gonna get the same results as we did last time guys. And Gary's like, nah, we just do the same thing. Call it 0.2.0. We just do it better last year, you know? So then, Daisy's like, well, you know, got Gabriela, I quite like her quite a bit, you know, uh, uh, oh, and you know, that, uh,

Ashley, Ashley Locke's Tom, because we didn't talk about that, but Ashley said, well, we did because Ashley said that. Well, actually Gary starts it. She likes Gabriella because Gabriella's her age, which is such a daisy reason to like somebody. I like her because she's my age. And then Gary's like, well, you know, Tomlox, Ashley. She's like, oh, Ashley locks him as well. And he's like, really? Yeah, it'll be a little matchmaker.

So, and he's like, oh, you're gonna hook up with him. He's like, no one, So, um, and he's like, oh, you're gonna help out where he's like, no one you Jay, and then he like kisses on her and stuff. So then Tom comes over and, uh, Colin's like, sorry mate, this is official. All right. And he's like, uh, I just came for a seeking. And, um, he's, Tom tells us if he just comes up and acts like your friend, then he figures he will be your friend. You see, he's a Tom. I actually think that's like a very, like that's, I said, what a great outlook.

Yeah, that's such a good, I was like, wait a second, wait, Tom, are you nice? I've been like, I'm like, wait, yeah, by the end of the episode, I'm like, wait, Tom is nice, it's weird. I'm also, I'm also with a lot of sheep, because you know he's tried this a lot on the sheep. We just walked up to the sheep, I'm like, wait, Tom is nice, it's weird. I'm also with a lot of sheep. Because you know he's tried this a lot on the sheep.

We just walked up to the sheep. Like, do you have a ciggy? How are you? Get it? I mean, also, do you know, I think it was at this point where Ashley was, the group was like sitting, the rest of the group was sitting down like in a lower deck. And Ashley's like, all the OGs are up there.

I haven't even been up there yet. Like I like you know she wants she wants to be with the cool kids so badly. You just can feel it all over her. And you know that you know Ashleigh is that person who goes to a club. I've talked about this before, Ronnie, and sits not in the booth, but on the booth. You know, I have an issue with that, right? Yes. She is a person. She is a person we were talking about the other day that takes one shot and is like, I'm so drunk.

And then the next day, they're like, I don't remember a thing from last night, guys. I was so drunk. I just remember sitting on the booth and just having the best time ever. Like, so it's like a such a peppy for me in a club when people sit on top of the booth. So we were power playing. Listen Tom Ashley is keen on you. I mean, he goes, who? And he's like, Ashley, like with like boobs. And so he's like, wow, Jotlin is like never, never, never, never land. When pay our pang goes to never, grow up land. And I pay a pound, never grow up. Thank you, Tom, for illustrating that for us. We figured that we figured that we

forget that we forget it out with a never, never land. But thank you for like really articulating that. Thank you for telling me. I thought Peter Pan was a saute cook. You told me that story. Thank you. He. I thought Peter Pan was a saute cook until he had told that story. Thank you. He's like, now that I've planned his where Peter Pan wanted to grow up, but someone else has Peter Pan. It's like, no, we know your Peter Pan.

So then they all do like a cheers, the new season, and they're asking Colin if he's going to hot tub because last season, he didn't go in the hot tub out of respect for his girlfriend who wound up breaking up with him anyway. And Khan's like, I don't know, I got a new girlfriend now. And Kelsey's year, and he said, absolutely not. I said, I'm broken, I tried to have six with the end of hot top calling. And Khan's like, you wanted that. So that was the problem.

And she goes, well, I would have had sex with anyone to be fair. So they're all cracking up and having a good time and Ashley goes to Gary's room and he's in his bunk Ashley so Tom Tom's like wait a minute. Why are you while you in three bunk and Cuz I guess that's not it Tom Tom's already in there. Tom and Gary like hanging out in the bunk And she comes in here basically and she's like this is lame, but like I mean Tom You share a room at the captain. That's like, this is lame, but like, I mean, Tom, you share a room with the captain. That's like a turn off.

So she's trying to make it very clear. She's not interested in him that she's like really trying to like give the alert signals to Gary, right? So Tom's sort of just like scurries off, right? Or no? No, he says there because Gary's like, so do you have a boyfriend and she's like, no. And he says because Gary's like so do you have a boyfriend? And she's and no and he says what's your job? And she says he want me to be honest if I had my pick it would be between the two of you like He's blonde haired blue-eyed, but just like my stereotypical way in terms of

Goodon sa I'm puts on his sunglasses and she's but how old are you 23 I usually go for older so I guess Gary I was like oh my god this lady is never gonna clean anything Get your first day at work man. She is not gonna clean anything and she's like really into this demographic I usually go for like 28 to 34. I mean, that age group. She's like, and Tom's like, I'm just a baby. And then, you know, and then he tells us, you know, just because I'm young doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. It's like, Tom, stop trying to shear the deck.

It's not a sheep. He's like, but he's got to get on with Gary. So if Gary's interested in Ashley, he's going to just take a back seat and just let Gary have the woman. So this is all problematic. You know that right? So then Gary's like, well, you're a stupidest right? Because I need to do it as expertise to show me how to make my dance. Because oh my god, I'll do it. How do you not know how to make a dance?

Yeah, and then she's like, what's my reward? And he's like, well, I'll give you the coolest hard for events. It's a cool hard vibe because it makes a slapping sound. And she goes, okay, well, let's try this again. I can think of other things that make slapping sounds to oh my god Did I just see that? Oh my here's my general note on Ashley that I wrote down fucking idiot. I fucking hate her I like that. Yeah, so far like a solid, you know It's not a wall of a waffle. You know, it's not like, well, maybe she's just nervous. Not fucking hate her.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then Gary is like, I'm in a bit of a predicament here because I think, you know, what was the cause of a little romilization? Who would be able to do something like that? Not many people can't admit that they're an idiot, but I can, and I'm not going to make the same mistake twice. I'm not going to jump into the first person that gives me some attention.

I don't like being on the top. Don't worry. I don't want being on the top. I can't wait to get you something. I'm just adding up in my head. I was like, these two are going to meet a lot of tests. Call Spanish Norma. I'm going to get you something. I'm going to get you something. I'm going to get you something. Like both of them. I'm just like adding up in my head.

I was like, these two are gonna need a lot of tests. Call Spanish Norma. Okay. They just need Danny from last season to come and be like, let me be your cautionary tale. So now it's 10 o'clock and they're just still drinking. And Tom is taking a lot of shots and he's being goofy and they're like days

He's straddling him. It's just like silliness and they keep cutting to Glenn in bed with his iPad He's just like reading he's just the light of his iPads like you know just Cascading onto him. Yeah, he's just like studying like frozen yogurt toppings and Gabrielle is like come on guys. It'll just be baby shots. Coke and tequila. And Colin is totally pulling a JL from last year because didn't JL do this Jean-Luc? Didn't he just get so fucking wasted? Oh Tom. Oh Tom, but yeah.

Yeah. So yeah, you said Colin, so I was confused. JL. No, no, you said didn't Colin do this last year. And I was like, what? And then JL didn't JL do this last year? Jean Luke. I know, but I heard Colin.

That's why I was confused. That's what I'm telling you why I was confused at first. Yes, JL. I'm like, stop saying. I said, Colin, I did not say Colin. You said Colin. I'm a gas like you, but that's very specific comment. I remember when Ronnie talked about Colin getting wasted last season, it

never happened. No, you know what I'm going to do to get back at you? But I'm going to show this picture of you to everybody who's watching on crap and don't mad. Here you say everybody. That's what Ben gets. What? What?

That's what he likes to ask for. It's a picture of Ben being crazy picture of being crazy with his eyes closed and his eyes like, gah! You're my at the crappies somewhere in my little like shiny tuxedo. Yeah, so bad pictures of you and ever you mess with me.

Anyway, so you were saying that JL, I don't forget it now. Doesn't need to be said. I'm just kidding. Wasn't JL last year Jean-Luc wasn't he the one who got so fucking wasted, he was barfing everywhere, and wasn't he also, um,

bunking with the captain, or is that in my head? Not initially. I don't think you may have forgotten the super fascinating arc where JL couldn't sleep in his bed because he was teetal, so there was like three episodes where he's like, uh, and then they finally moved him in with the captain. All right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So Colin is like, Tom reminds me of myself at that age, you know, he just will say, if fun, he doesn't think of the consequences. I mean, we haven't even... Radio, clean, clean, Tom, Tom, Tom, clean, clean, Tom,

in the morning, Oh, Tom, what you got to do is whenever Colin's talking about himself, just, just keep then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and talk there. And she's like, whoa, I just wanted you to know. I know I said Tom's my tie, but he's so young. How old are you? Oh my God. She's still doing this thing. And he's like, I'm 33 and a half. She's like, oh my God, that's perfectly

into my coveted demographic. He's like, are you telling me that you're into me? What? Oh my God. Oh, that's crazy. That gets a me. What? Oh my god. That's crazy. That gets a big old. And then we just cut to Tom chugging more alcohol. She's just that person who like comes in and just tells everybody they're into her. She's like, I can't decide which one of you is going to get me. Like literally nobody has tried okay yeah but well I think that she's just like very much also into being a cool girl I think that's what it is I think that like she was upset that she

wasn't up like with the OGs having that conversation she's gone she's like attaching herself immediately onto Gary like with based off of almost nothing she's really mad that she's like the thirds to and that she wants to be, she even said she wants to be like makes and drinks for the guests. She wants to get all the flatter and all the compliments, which by the way, this is also called the band Mandelker story. So I get it. I get it.

Um, well, Gary is, they drink this really dumb, like really weird flirting thing where Gary's pretending that it's the same, it's the same Gary act as last season. Where Gary's like, whoa, we can't do that. The Lambo chafes, deck hand whatever. But then he does anyway, he has very Gary. So he's like, well, you're pretty cute, but if my friend thinks someone's cute,

I can't perceive that girl. And she's like, but he's not your friend. And you're just to met him today. I mean, how old is he anyway? Yeah. And he's like, it just took me very long to make a friend or have sex with someone to be honest. I shouldn't say that part. Because so if I kiss you, are you going to shut me down? I guess, oh, don't put me in this situation. No, Gary don't put me in this situation. No, Gary, you put yourself in the situation, actually. You just pulled her aside to go talk privately on the bow.

Like, please, okay, you literally set the scene for this situation. So he's like, you're the noisest person or even man or the noisest. So then they start to get a scratch his face and pulls him in and they make out and he's like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, you are a dolly. I told you no. Well, listen, he doesn't need to know. He probably wouldn't even understand it because he's so young, so young. So then Tom and Colin are talking and Tom's saying that he feels weird

uh, because your shit face are he's like, oh, and basically Colin's like, whatever you do, Tom, don't wake up, kept in Gland. But of course, Gland's already awake. He's still just like surfing for new locations for you where it land. And Tom's like, Tom glides like climbing very awkwardly into bed. And Glenn's just like watching him like, Oh, God, who is this, who is this drunk little marshmallow getting up on that bunk right there? And Gary's like, Oh, are they synophatially talking for the bed? But I don't want to go to bed. We're dating. So then Gary is reading his phone. Um, it's like, don't get to do this.

Not don't do some stupid talk to you tomorrow. You go and get fucking idiot. Please don't embarrass me mom. It's me mom. I should know it when I heard their text in it, which goes like this. I should know it when I heard their text in it which goes like this So then Tom Tom has now like sitting up in bed. He's like captain. I don't feel so well. See it again I don't feel so well, you know what do you mean? I mean I

Feel And so then Tom like swings out of bed. His dick is just hanging out. He's trying to get out of bed from the second bunk that he's wasted. I mean, that's hard enough to do if you're sober, right? But he's like grabbing whatever he can and like, to be showing on things just wasted.

And he's like, this is so embarrassing. Oh, good. I didn't notice as Dick was saying, yeah. Oh, yeah, there was like, it was all this pixelation that was happening. He's like, oh, what was he like? So then he like, he like basically like climbs out of the bed. And he goes into, he's like, oh, he's like back to the day head. I'm a bit embarrassing, but fuck it.

So he like goes the puke and then upstairs days like. Three times, it's like going to a well for water. It's like. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. It's like, hmm.

It's really coming out. Angle, I'm like, you all right in there? Huh? All right. And. He goes, not gonna lie, Captain. I don't feel you're so well. He just so but you plan Let's see what I like Tom's energy is very much like little boy who ate too much chocolate, right?

He's like, I'm not gonna lie captain. I T much chocolate, you know, like I got me a tummy ache So Tom's like, well, I'm not going to sleep up there. I sort of not going to do. We said go sleep in the mess then. So he goes and he goes, I need to be asleep down low. He's like, all right, just go into the mess. Right. And the captain is still just on his iPad. He hasn't gotten out.

He just like, this is why I didn't have kids. This is why I did not have kids. So, um, so then he's like, now it's like 14 hours till charter and Tom is like passed out in the mess. So Glenn just wakes up and he just, he goes upstairs. He's like, all right, all right. Gary, let's get everybody to bed.

And he's like, God, we finished up there. He's like, no, no, no, dump it, dump the beer. Come on, let's go. We got a charter tomorrow. That's the chief's stew, by the way. You got to love below deck sailing. Where the chief's stew is like, no, no, no, dump it, dump the beer, come on, let's go, we got a charter tomorrow. That's the chiefs too, by the way. You got to love below deck sailing. Where the chiefs do is like, what, can we finish the beer?

And this, by the way, Glenn saying, no, you can't finish your beer, dump it out, we got charter tomorrow and Tom is manned down. That's equivalent of Glenn being like, get your fucking asses in your bed right now. I'm sick of this fucking behavior right now. Like, that's the Glenn version. Okay, guys. Can't finish you beer.

Yeah. This is the equivalent of Captain Lee shirtless saying something. God damn mother fuckers, you're all fired. I'm slamming the double doors in front of this face. No, you can have beer tomorrow. You're like, oh, wow, cleanse mad. And I love when he's coming up to yell at them, quote unquote, Gabriella's going, do it.

You little bitch. Like a shot. So glad. That's right. You wasn't doing that. So Glenn's like, I mean, I don't want to be a buzzkill sort of like when they got rid of, you know, birthday cake flavor at yogurt lands. But I need to make the point of like,

why you don't do what you just did. I mean, we're picking up Guest Demo, get your asses to bed. And then Gabby is like, okay, I'm sorry I keep calling her Gabby. I, she's not Gabby. Gabriela. So she has all, she's getting all the bottles on a tray,

but she's one of those people who's like, I'm gonna clean up everything guys, don't worry. And then she puts 50 bottles on a tray that's meant to hold like four champagne glasses. So of course, guess what happens? They spill everywhere. I'll fall everywhere. It's a four shot away.

So it goes, but I was trying to do the right thing. So I'm telling you, this is the season where everything falls over, like just every single thing. So now Gary. So that's the thing we're going to be on sailing yacht. That's sailing yacht. I'm talking at this this season where everything falls over like just every single thing so Now Gary on sailing got. Yeah sailing out Tilted so Gary's now with Tom trying to get him some water and Gary's like Well, he's the perfect example of what not to do you want to school? not

Yeah, and Captains like look at him in their cheese, he's already barfed a couple of times. He's like, fan of mate. So he's taking Tom and he's like, it's not a good look. You all right, buddy. Should I get you some water? And then the next morning, Tom wakes up in the mess,

not even knowing where he is. He's just like, oh God. Where am I? Where am I? He's like, I just wanted to prove I could have a drink like everyone else. I know, it was like, so it was kind of like sweetly, like he just wanted to join in.

I feel like Tom is the one, and when there's like movies of like gangs or groups, and there's like always that innocent one who gets roped in, and then like the mean one forces him to do something really terrible, and then he's the one that gets killed. I'm basically killing off all the cast members of this show in my fictional movies. So Colin and Gary are in their room and Colin's like all right, bro, recap of the night. Turn through on Glenn or what? The town gossiped in bed. I know. Like the first thing he does when he wakes up, he's like, who buffed on Glenn, bro?

Oh, I hope that he buffed on Glenn and then ejaculated on him, brought him to the woods. What's you here? Jesus, bro, glad, ejaculated woman out of his penis. So then, Ash, and then of course, Ashley is very excited to tell Gabriela, oh my God, I kissed Gab kiss Gary last night. She says it almost like oh my god I got so drunk. Can you believe how wild I am? I just Gary go tell everyone Have fun being seconds to everybody wants me

So Gabriela is like listen, I don't care. I don't care who gets dick. Just wear a condom Like this is below deck sailingaling, man. Okay. No. Oh, man. Too late. Too late. Yeah. And then Ashley goes, I know better than to do it on the first night.

I mean, I love guys in the 27 to 33 age group. So that makes me more mature, okay? Come on. So back to the gossiping Gary is like, I won't even flirt with it, bro. And he's like, how does this always happen? I mean, look at you. It's you, bro. I don't understand.

I mean, you literally look like one of the thwumps from Super Mario, and yet girls keep throwing themselves at you. What is the deal? I guess like, oh no! And so Tom's outside working like he's the first one out there, you know, and he's never been so embarrassed in my life. At least not in front of, you know, being sick, express it with words after. Does some awkward things for sheep, but nobody needs to know. The sheep don't talk.

So Gary comes in and he goes, there he is, which was a very nice jersey callback. Tom's like, no, everything's fine. He's like, well, Jeremy, we're happy. And he goes, no, we're glad to meet you sleep somewhere else. And he's like, so you didn't vomit on him. He's like, no, no, no, I was in the bathroom. I just vomited all over the bathroom in four, three hours straight. What called it to me, you ejaculated vomit out of your penis and almost choked him with So Ashley and Gabby are doing something together and Ashley's like, yeah, I mean Tom, that's like such a young person thing to do. So young.

I mean, I can't stand people who are like exactly his age. So then Glenn comes in to Tom and to the mess. And he's like, Tom, you need to get in there and take care of the ad. Okay, that bathroom is a mess. It's like the time the yoga machine got stuck and no one could stop it. Oh, my God, you've never seen so much chocolate on the floor before. So no, it's not that bad. I see. He's like, it is. So he's like, but I didn't get sick on you. Did I? Because people around the boat are saying I was sick on you. And he goes, I hope not.

Might have gotten on my iPad screen. That's all I've got. That's all I've got. Glenn's like, you know, you really need to get back there and have it give it a real good tidy. Okay, maybe a steam clean, but emphasis on a good tidy. Okay. And so Glenn base is like, okay, well, he understands the gravity situation and strike one is never going to happen again, right?

And then Tom's just like cleaning all his bar. He's like, what prick I am? What a prick. Coming up on below deck sailing. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah. I am well prick. Coming up on below deck sailing. I know. It's like people flying across the table. Like a cow, you know, flying in a circle. Yeah. It's like Twister. We're going to be doing a stage production of Twister on this boat. So then we see like now it's time to get ready, get ready for the

guests with the blowing up things, rolling up towels, seasoning fish, all the good stuff. And then Tom's you know asking Gary did you have any deep checks? Less not with any whipper snap. And he's like no bro if you want to go there it's all yours. No bro not if you want to go there, it's all your, no, bro, not if you want to go there. He's being like a very good sidekick. He's like, no, me, me last, me last. So then, um, so then here come the guests. Here comes McCordia. So everyone lines up. McCordia is coming on and they come on board the group of people and then Daisy goes and gives them the big tour. They're going to all the different rooms and the group said

they want to have dinner at a clock and then Daisy goes down to the gallery to get them or derves, you know, because they just got here and Marcos has made like these lovely plates of little bites and she's like, oh, thank god, I'm so impressed with these kind of things. This is what a kind of page should be. It's pretty and elegant and this is the kind of sound that I'm used to. I bet your dollars to do not take and can't pay us. He wouldn't even use a peter. So then now it's time to drop lines.

Leave it up. And Marcos, like, uh-oh, I got a clean as fast as I can because I know this shit is gonna go sideways very soon. And then the sales start going up for the first time and Kelsey's like, oh my God, those sales are fucking huge. Bro, I'm one of the guys, I'm one of the guys. And Gary's like, that's known is the don't care And and Gary mentions like many times all right's going into the pre feeder is in the pre feeder

I keep it on in the pre feeder pre feeder everyone looking at the pre feeder all now Yeah, I remember last time when it missed the Thing oh my god, I almost died Yeah, I come on. We'll get to the point back and change to mean. And McCordia, by the way, is totally, I really don't understand what Gary's appeal is. Even McCordia is like, that one's sexy. Not the first one, but the one behind him.

And it's like, you see, like Colin and first and Gary behind him. I'm like, damn, Colin, just again. I'm like, damn Colin, just again. I know. And Colin's so hot too. Colin is so hot that no one cares about Colin. One of the ladies got on the boat and they're giving the champagne or whatever. And she goes, um, are there martinis on, are there martinis on this boat? And they're like, yeah, I said, okay, okay.

Yeah. So how I would walk up to the boat. So one of the ladies goes, I'm, look at me. I'm the up to the boat. So one of the ladies goes, I'm, look at me, I'm the king of the world on the front of the boat and the gay goes, do the Titanic thing, do the Titanic thing. She goes, that is what I did. I did just, that's the Titanic thing.

And he goes, oh yeah, that didn't work because you didn't have a man behind you. So then Thomas passed out and then Gary starts talking to Ashley. He's like, well, I wish I heard a bit more sleep last night not going to lie. And she's like, not my fault. I was like, yes, it is. You wanted a talk, didn't you? And she tells us there's just something about Gary that makes me feel like he'd be great and bad.

It's probably gonna bite me in the ass, but I know what I'm doing. Ha ha ha ha. So then they put the sales away. Marcus is cooking, Daisy and Ashley are talking. Daisy's like, they say they want it elegant. So on to ink in black and sparkly. Ton of sparklesles this elegant glitter

sequence on the table this is the gate and and now they're just they're just like just a frenzy of more activity like an anchor goes down they're pulling the naughty boys out there's all this stuff happening and then all of a sudden like we pause not pause But we like come to Glenn just sitting eating would looks to be like an enormous piece of Mata I wasn't it was like a crispy flat Mata And the music stops and then it starts again giant piece of like flat bread cracker. I don't know So then we see Gary and Kelsey standing on deck and she's doing this thing with her hair.

Like it looks like she's spiting her, the ends of her hair and Carrie goes, oh, are you using your hair is dental floss? And she goes, I mean, yeah. And he's like, she's a bit weird. Yeah. So, I don't know what to do with the girl that you don't want to burn.

Weird. So then Marcos is talking about how we'd like really nervous about serving dinner because he wants to make a really good first impression. It's like his first meal on the boat. Yada, yada, yada. And he's like, I'm not gonna show it, but inside, I'm gonna be like,

eh, it was so cute. So everybody loves all the food, right? He's sending all this food out, and the gay guy stands up and goes, I'm actually full, let me go. He just, off. Let me go. He's like, I really peaked with my Titanic joke,

and I don't really have anything else to offer for today, so let me go. He's like, I really peaked with my Titanic joke and I don't really have anything else to offer for today. So let me go back. So Gary and Colin are helping with the dishes. And Mark was like, whoa, you know, they don't do this on motor yacht. You know, they pass by, they pass by. That's what they do. And Colin's like, well, you've got the dream. He, the dream team here. All right. Now, Marco, who do you want to give kissy kisses to? Don't worry. I won't tell. Oh God, do I have to speak to this guy all season long? Okay, no more dishes. I just walk by. Walk by. Be like mother yacht. I love doing my own dishes. Please don't come down here anymore. please never help again. Marcos just to sleep on his knife. Marcos, you just get your head.

And that's how it happened. So, Daisy comes out, they love the food, but they're still hungry. And so, she's like, oh, chef, I'm really sorry, but one of them is still hungry. So, he's like, hey, okay, you know what should I eat? Shrimp. So, he does this whole shrimp thing.

And Gabriella comes out and they're one of the ladies is like, oh my God, your soar, gorgeous. And the perverted main guy is like, you're definitely the top. Yeah. And then, and then Marcos, just like making more and more food. And then like in the midst of this gallery, just like lick something off of Ashley's finger because they're both down in the galley.

And she's like, oh my god. He is so wise and from between the ages of 27 and 33. Wow. So Marcos hand delivers the, you know, the new entree. And Carrie's like, he definitely knows what he's doing. And one of the ladies, because Mr. Chef,

do you have any other food left? And another one goes, yeah, just give us some more dervs. Like, yeah. Did you see the orders that he made? You don't just whip up the order. You don't just have four courses. And Daisy is really trying to wrap up the service. Every time she four courses. And Daisy is really trying to like wrap up the service.

Every time she goes up there, she's like, I'm here. You're a new brownie, but I hear you're new, hot dog bites. And you want dessert? Are you ready for dessert? You want dessert? It's a good time for dessert. Is it not? We love dessert. Love dessert. dessert. Ready for dessert. So the creepy guy stays up alone after everybody finally goes to bed and Gary is dancing around proud of himself for doing dishes, you know, Daisy's like giving him a compliment She's like, well finally fear like I'm working in a team and finally got Yeah, we should also mention by the way that that these charter guests have like fallen down like 10 times already I mean, it's become so common common place we're not even mentioning anymore, but there were definitely like two or three spills from these people,

including when they went to bed. So, so yes, so now Gabriela is alone with McCordia, and he's like, hey, I love you, little septum ring. He's like, yeah, that's cute. He's like, I don't like girls, but you're cute. You are so cute. And I don't like girls. You're cute.

She's like, mm, thanks. And he goes, you're sexy. Do you like dark dudes? And she's like, um, I like men of all color shapes and sizes. And he goes, well, I have a little dick. So, and she's like, okay, okay, then. He's like, yeah, you're sexy. Oh, look at you walking away from me. Okay, we're good That's fine. That's fine

And she's like, well, I have things to do and I do need to get to bed myself and she tells us that she's like Well, there's no point in trying to like talk a drunk person other drunk fuckery, you know And he's the primary and like it's an exercise for me to learn how to politely tell someone to politely respect me. And he's like, I wanna drink though, I wanna know the drink. So you fucking tonight. She's like, nobody, okay, this is getting a little inappropriate and he's like, yeah, so who you like, who you like?

She's like, nobody. Where the don't bullshit me, you're so full of shit. Cause I think that he's maybe thinking that he has a past to be able to like chat like this cause he already has established. Like, I'm gay, don't worry, we can talk. But she's like, it's still inappropriate. And she's like, she's like, no, I'm not interested.

I was like, don't bullshit me. Yeah, and so he's like, so you like little, and she goes, women? Yeah, yeah, I do. I do. And he goes, oh, come on. So what do you even do with each other? Oh my God. Yeah. I don't think he's gay. I think he was about to say something like, I don't like girls like something or else, because this guy is clearly trying to fuck her right. He may just be horny and ready for anything, but he's a creep. He's a creep. Yeah, either way, like they need some bell that they can ring to just like throw the creeps overboard. Yeah, I think that would be great. Just like a little catapult or a trapezee just fling them out there.

Yeah, so she's like, you need to get a bed now. Don't, don't Don't don't to be genius. Too bad that. Oh, man, she was normally, it's because she'd like, are you between 27 and 33? Cause you seem wise. Yeah, she'd take it all, she'd be like, so I'm trying to decide between you, Tom, calling and the captain right now, which if you is going to be lucky enough to get me. Tomas, all right, everybody.

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