Watch What Crappens - #1674 RHOM: Over the Fetish Line

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

It's pajama party time on Real Housewives of Miami, and Lisa is obsessed with trying to get her fetish on with Julia even though she doesn't know what the word means. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwcSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah. So let's pivot over to Real Housewives of Miami, which is, I think this is episode six. They're already shooting their reunion soon. Andy Cohen tweeted that, I think it was last week saying like, send me your questions for the reunion. So we probably don't have too much more with Miami, but which makes me sad because I'm really, really enjoying it. And the episode opens up with a private plane and Nicole and her boyfriend's name is Anthony, right? Anthony?

Yes. Anthony? Yeah, Anthony. So Nicole, Anthony, and what I call him when I don't remember his name, the little guy with, the guy with too much money. Little guy with probably little penis. Yeah, and Martina and Julia are walking. And as soon as I saw the private plan, I also just knew it had to be Anthony

because I was like, he just loves to be showy about his, his cash. I like, the, I think the only one of this group who would really just want to have a private plane and would start the episode off would be Anthony and Julia. I'm an Anthony. Before we even get to the plane, you see his little sports car riding up with like a racer circle, like a racer member on it. I mean, gross. You were so cheesy. He's having a, I don't even want to say, Menos,

gay support, Fabo, Cignore. I don't even want to say he's having a midlife crisis. I think he's just having an all life crisis. I think this has just been his life of just being in crisis. Like, I'm surprised he's not married to close the flock card at this point.

So race card to jet. of just being in crisis. Like, I'm surprised he's not married to close the flock cart at this point. Okay. So, race car to jet. Martina and Julia meet Nicole and her layman's man at the jet. That was my man. And not only that, okay. A, you're on a jet. B, you have the race car. C, you're flying the jet.

Oh, hell no. Do I need to list the people that have died Flying people on their little rich people jets. No, thank you. Okay. I'm rich enough to hire somebody else to fly McGod damn plane now. I have to sit next to people on it. Okay, very uncomfortable seats But I feel richer than you knowing there's a better chance than I'll arrive than you will I don't want a hobbyist pilot flying me somewhere, and you've got Martina Navratilova

in your passenger manifest, okay? You are not flying Martina Navratilova anyway, anywhere, okay? We leave that up to professionals, sir. Not just someone who does it as a side gig to their lawyer ring. So then they get on the plane and the Nicole's like, I know you guys are foodies. We're going to go to my friends restaurant, stop saying foodies, okay? You don't sound smarter saying foodies every two minutes Nicole. And also just stop trying to impress Martina, okay?

Martina, Martina, like, it's just so much bigger than you two. Like, you think that Martina's never been to a restaurant. You think Martinez never been given a private meal at a restaurant before you think she's not been flown or flown anywhere to a meal. She is a freaking like global superstar icon and you're like, yeah, we have a friend in Key West who has a restaurant. So we're gonna go it.

Like Martinez seems so unimpressed by this but she's like, well, I guess I'll just have to do this for Julia for a stupid show. I'll just be a good sport. Better than massaging the goat's feet. Boundown. Well, I know I'm doing this because I know that's Defi Graff certainly isn't doing anything with her time.

Huh? So then we go to Gerdy and Russell. She's getting ready and she gets ready just like you think she would. Russell, help me. I have to get dressed. I have to go to South Beach because I have things going on in South Beach. Just do it, Russell, get my backup. And he's like, please don't speed.

Okay, okay, I will try. I'll drive slowly. I'll go to find the sleep speed limit, how about that? So then Alexia is over at her beauty bar, the Alexian Frankie beauty bar. And she's sitting with Frankie and a guy named Jonathan and they're testing Cologne and Jonathan's like oh I don't like this one it smells like butch. Oh well you know what like I

never smell but that's crazy I never smell but you have never had an Aston your face she's like no I've only had my ass in the guy space and Frank is like, mom. Oh, well, you know, sorry, Frank. I forgot you're there. Sorry, Frankie. So in backs in the cold, they land. And the cold goes, we made it. Success. Wow.

Never a good idea to fly with someone who expresses shock and abasement every time they land alive. I know, seriously. I also feel like, you know, it's a well-known thing that people continue the cycles of their childhood and you know, a lot of women marry their fathers. So if Nicole's father is a disaster,

doesn't that by extension me that Anthony's a disaster? And if he's a disaster, why is he flying this plane? I just wanna know. I just wanna know all of these answers. Yes. So she's like, you know, having a pilot makes the world so much smaller and not just because we have Grayson, but like sometimes we would wake up and be like, Hey, honey, why don't we have brunch in New Orleans today?

Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. You can drive. You can go someplace. Have fun with all that money you're not getting when he dumped you for 20 year olds in five years. Yeah, exactly. I hope that brunch was worth it.

So they are going to some place called like Tabern, Antone or whatever. That's in Key West and Nicole not only not only is this whole thing so obnoxious, but when they walk in, she's like, thanks for having us. I can't believe you opened up the place for us. Like, okay. All right, fettled out. I'm sure it was really hard to get in to a restaurant

during COVID. That's right. That must have just been difficult. Yeah, yeah. Really glad you were able to pull those strings. The stuff is like, actually, we didn't. But thanks. There's actually one of us working here today.

It's me. We just don't, but thanks. There's actually one of us working here today. It's me. We just don't have any customers. So it's gonna go, I chose Key West because my dearest friend owns a restaurant there and the food is just phenomenal. Like, or you could have just like taken an Uber to probably one of many wonderful places in Miami. All right, so the husband, oh no, not that.

What's his name, Anthony? Is like the husband, oh no, not that. What's his name, Anthony, is like, well, Martina, I just feel like one of the girls today. And she's like, I'm not one of the girls, so I wouldn't say that. I'm gonna get some ball splatter on your face. I'm gonna call it art. Please remember that I'm only barely tolerating

this entire experience. Thank you. So they talk about how Julia loves her kids so much, and her daughter is going to go away to school. And Julia's like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you know, she has her dad, that her hat brother some sister, she's going to be fine. She's going to be fine.

I always say one week earlier, Julia crying in some lettuce at the supermarket. She's like, has like a bundle of roaming and she's burying her face in it so no one sees her crying. I mean, been there. Nick, Nicole tells her, wow, you know, it takes a really confident child to leave home. So you've really done a good job on that one. And she says, well, I left at 17 with $100 in my pocket. Oh, I understand. How can I tell her she come up to same?

You know, it takes a really confident child to leave home, especially if they fly themselves. So you know what? Congratulations. Congratulations, Julia. She's like, Julia's like, yes, not easy to find a partner who would love your children, the way you would want to love what you want a parent who love your children, and thank God I have Martina, who sort of is like, kind of okay with my daughter. I don't know. I don't think she loves her. Kind of okay with my daughter. I don't know. I don't think she loves her, but she's okay. Often she calls her God, which I assume is a compliment because we love God. You know, one way they bond is Martina's center in front of the ball machine and then just turns it on and I think that's fun for them.

They always get along except for the time when Martina said wanted to paint a daughter. Oh, this got hospital trip. It was good until she kept calling my daughter's deffy graph and then throwing brackets at her head. But you know, I think that's just fun. I had to get into the right frame of mind honey. I've explained this five times. explain those five times. So then Lisa is now she brings her kids to one of these awful places. It's called the sugar factory. Yeah. It's one of those places you just know if you had a black light.

I mean, do black do black lights get like peep stains and stuff all over the walls? This is just like my own personal hell. You know, we've seen every now and then the housewives take their kids to these places. We saw Melissa and Joe Gorgher bring their kids to one of these places in New York City. And I was like, this is just hell. Like bowls of bright blue things and cotton candy and lollipops and no. Oh, yes. I hate it. I've been to plenty of those places with the kids

when they were little kids. And there came a point where I was like, no, okay. I just said, no, no more. I said, birthday parties, I will come to the one that we have with the family. I'm not going to all three of them. I'm not going to the fucking pink place with poop smears on the wall

and like a booger's under the table. No. No. No, no, no, no, no. It just is like stinky. I feel like it smells like disgusting weird like artificial foodie things and it's just loud and whiny and crazy. It's just like the world's worst thing ever that was ever made, you know. Yeah, so actually my family, my uncle, when I say family, me, my uncle,

has restaurants here in Austin called Waterloo, and they're perfect because it's like a family hamburger place, but it's a bar and so the don't get wasted and then there's a huge playground outside and so you never see the kids again. It's just like, you just go there and your parents get shit faced while you're playing. You know, there you go.

Just could be ill tried to start one of those up here in LA. It was called like, oh fudge, spelled AU, space fudge. And I think there was even an episode of one of the real housewives that happened there. And I was supposed to be this thing where like, the kids could like, do like all the sundays whatever in the parents you get drunk. But then she build it as a so who house for children and it just sort of never quite grows like we need Hollywood children to be more disgusting.

Thanks Jessica. Yeah. I don't trust Jessica. I watched the center. Okay. Matt show really had promise and then it just well. So thanks a lot Jessica. Thanks for all the Fudge you've ruined for me and now.

And the same. Yes. And in a bravo twist, the place did eventually close down, of course. And then taking its place is a restaurant, but that is run by Marissa from Ladies of London. So there you go, everyone. Well, you just got a love that'll place called OFudge.

Close down. Your place is closing. Oh, Fudge. Yeah. OFudge close down your place is closing. Oh Fudge. Yeah, oh Fudge Right. Oh Fudge. Yes. I'm telling you how many restaurants you own Jessica. I'm telling you is So how Fudge house Fuck I'm saying oh fuck. Oh, okay. Well, you've already got another business ready. Let's do it Okay, well you've already got another business ready. Let's do it. I would love if there was one of these like candy kid oriented places called just like little fuck faces. I don't know, just call it that.

Tiny mistakes. But you could spell it tiny and then MIS stakes like tiny mistakes and it could be like a cute little state girl. A little state girl. I love that actually. I'd be down for that. I'm clearly I'm very triggered by this entire established way. I'm kind of like the way it comes over. We're 15 minutes in just talking. I literally said it should be renamed little fuck faces. So you know, this is where my mind's at.

So how much is Lisa really with the kids? Because the last time we talked about this, I was saying, gosh, I'm really, I really love that Lisa's like doing the, I'm going to raise normal children. Here's your race car badge. You have to make it. But now I'm starting to think this is just fake. And there's like an anti-sumware because she just looks, I mean, look, it is a lot to have kids.

I've done it. I've not had kids, but have kids in a place like this. It's just you and these two little monsters going that kicking everything, screening, vibrating, like the whole shabby. But Lisa looks like she's never seen this before. She's like, um, guys, can we just maybe sit still guys? Guys, maybe could we not dance on chairs?

Oh, God. Can anyone help me? Anyone? I know. This was actually one of the rare scenes of Unruly Kids where I was not mad at the kids, because this place is designed to make kids unruly. It's just like simulation of all different sorts, sugar, all sorts of crazy shit, which as a kid,

I probably would have loved. But I'm angry at Lisa. I'm like, you brought your kids here. This is a place that turns children into animals. Like, that's the entire purpose of it. They're supposed to be animals and run around and go nuts and scream and they look at the menu and they said they want this, they want that, they want that.

This is, the kids are just, they are just reacting as any children would to a hideous sugar filled establishment. That's what they're doing. The sun is just like, check and finger, check and finger. Like, incessently. So she's miserable, basically, right? She just ends with her being like, wow, well, Lenny, is it work? And it's just super frustrating that Lenny assumes I don't do anything all that you don't.

Look at you. What are you doing right now? Yeah, are you? Are your children at a library right now? I don't think so. They are literally like filling themselves up with all sorts of weird colored, like, fish bowls full of sugar water.

That are smoking. A whip of wooden spoon out of your purse and start spanking some bats. Okay. Go to a museum Well, yeah kids really I'm just saying like don't be like He says I don't do anything with the kids, but you're like literally bring the kids to like the most unhealthy place That they could possibly go to I mean as a as a kid, I'd be so happy. Bring them bowling. Go bowling. Play me in your golf.

So we get to Mary Souls tiny houses across America. Her cardboard box. I mean, I think I had a fair pay less loafers that came in this house. It's basically a boot that she lives in. It's basically a boot that she lives in. I don't know if it's because she was speaking Spanish to the dog because she was like, oh, you know, she was. She was speaking Spanish to the dog. But then the dog starts barking and the caption comes under and it says, speaking Spanish. So Alexia shows up. And so Marisol is wearing, she has sort of like a almost like a Catholic

school girl, like a plaid kind of skirt thing. I like, she's like, oh, well, you know what? Like you didn't plan it, but like because you're like, you're like in like a high school dress, and I'm like in a varsity court, like we are so high school. Marisol's like, did you not get the memo? We're doing a free Brittany party. This is intentional. I love that Alexia thinks she's being funny, but then she is that high school girl who comes into everything she does like my boyfriend and then starts crying about man problems. You know, like you are so high school and I actually really like it. Thank God she's breathing the life into this with her drunk.

She's great. So yeah, we're selling raining, freeing, brandy. So Alexia is saying she values Mary so so much because no matter how I'm feeling, she makes me laugh so much. So so then Alexia is like, oh well, you know, let me tell you about Tatum Peter. Okay. So it was like totally out of control. Like things escalated and they they started screaming at each other. You know, oh, well, you know me. I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle between two people I love.

I'm getting married and my mama's sick. I have a plant that's dying. I have a tile that's a little cracked and true weight. That's got to get fixed. Todd loves that tile too. He loves Peter and he loves Frankie. He wants the best for us and that tile. Peter's very sensitive because he broke that tile actually. And like, you know what, like

he's such a good kid and he's like such a good brother. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's such a soft song. What? Peter is a soft soul. Roll the tape. Roll the tape. He's like the Sears catalog and the 90s. It has a softer side. He came out with, like it's a release. He posted, I think it was on Instagram. I saw it on the socials, but he posted something this weekend like, really like this bitch lying about me. Like, I guess we saw that one coming, everybody.

Bitches be lying about like wanting a baby daddy or something. I guess he's accusing his girlfriend of lying about I mean I like I didn't know soft way. And a soft soul way. This guy is just fucking disgusting. Oh, and then she goes yes, soft soul. I just want to understand what I've gone through with my kids. And then we see clip of 2011 and Peter yelling at a guy on a sidewalk that is an asshole and then Telling his you know blah blah. They do world eclipse in other words. So Lexia's crying I just want people to understand. That was my message to Todd and his message was you his message She was get your fucking son in shape or he's gonna die of something terrible Yeah, he's like oh well, you Peter, like he still suffers from it every

single day. Like I know deep inside, sometimes he starts talking and then he just starts crying. And I know he thinks that like if it didn't happen to my brother, then like my brother wouldn't be like this and then I would be like that. And then I would have I wouldn't have to go do all the pain. Like that's what I think. I'm like, that may all be true. But like either he gets help and starts working his way through it or like you have to, help and starts working his way through it, or like, you have to, that's not a defense anymore, because it's now been 10 years. And she's like, I'm, hopefully, we, we can move on because this is going to prove whether we're

going to be together forever or not. So get your through try. Okay, stop trying to prove that, you know, also, Mary so, I love that Mary so, it's like, look at me. I mean, so much effort for you to come over today. She's got her extension track thing that's so into her hair. She's pulled up her hair. And it looks like a ribbon around her head. I love that Mary So is just like, well, Lexi is coming up her again,

but I guess I don't have anything else to do. So let her in. She also looks so bored by this entire spiel that Alexia is doing. She just is like, when can we start talking about Brandy? I'm really need to say cocky soon. So can we just get to that, Brian? So now we go to Gerdy who's going to a team eating and she's she just starts talking to them about how she hurt her group about what she wants to do a charity thing for her brother and her brother's kids

who had died in the heat, heat earthquake, like 10 years ago or so. And she wants to make her brother proud. So, and his widow started a charity called Kenbella, which means hanging there. So they're just like talking about all this stuff. And while they're planning it, Alexia calls up. Right.

And she's like, okay, this event has to be epic, amazing, unforgettable, I have a call. Alexia, you look like you're on vacation. And she's like, you know what? I'm freaking out about the location. And Todd wants to get married, so it's either the courthouse or the beach. And actually look, I'm on the beach.

I like it, let's get married here. I chose beach, I chose beach. Gritty is like, oh God, thank god she finally chose something. Okay, gratified. This has been gratified. It's time for commercial. It's time for a grand. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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Sophia, Sophia's been in the modeling game her whole life, guys. I'm like, Sophia, you have a gig tomorrow, better wake up at seven. And she's like, what am I getting paid? I'm just like, mom, I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm only kidding. You should see me on my side, only kidding. So she's like I tell jokes with my vagina wrapped around my big toe brings in dollars. Let me tell you I've always been in love with jewelry

I have a jewelry line called larson Marie. It's been around for a couple of years That's important for me for my kids to see me as an entrepreneur, as a boss. I want them to know you can do it all and and no one will ever realize because I don't think anyone knows about my jewelry line. What? She has a jewelry line. So she's talking about how she's going to go the Hamptons for this shoot because, you know, all the social media influencers get at the Hamptons. That's her theme. So, okay.

Um, I didn't know. Okay, I did not know it was, the Hamptons was like social media influencer, capital of the world. I thought I was like, Inaigarten capital of the world. That's fine. Right. So Kiki comes over because Lara is going to use some free modeling. I'm watching you can, right?

Yeah. They're taking jewelry pictures. And then Kiki just stands there and pretends to be interested in Larsa. And like, you know, model laughs like, haha, is this fabulous? Is this a show up this bracelet? I know. And Larsa is like, the jewelry industry is a tough industry. I don't have room for error. I go to sleep, I wake up, I sketch something, I put so much energy into it. Wow, I better fucking succeed. Wow, it seems like really that one sketch a day. I'm feeling it there. Girlbass. Girlbass. So Nicole is in a bar and Lisa comes and they're similar because Lisa's in yellow shorts and Lisa has yellow pairs and Lisa's like, oh my god, you look sick.

In a good way, like not like kid sick, disgusting, like seriously, if you ever had a kid, you do. But you know what they're like when you're, oh god, my kids are probably grusser when they're sick. Anyway, we're here. Left your body. God, your body looks amazing. Kill it. You are so sexy.

Actually, we're very similar body type wise. I'm like, wait, wait a just like, she's not even fishing. She's not even awake for the fish to bite for fishing for that compliment. She just is like, I'm just going to turn it into a compliment for myself. Yeah. She's like, waiter, can I have a couple of orders of where hot? Oh my god. Thank you. That's great We've already got it. We've got enough now. You can go Wow, thank you me for giving me that compliment. That was so nice of me and me

So uh, they're talking about Grayson going to school for the first time, etc blah blah blah and then Lisa's like oh my god I booked the sickest room because if you notice that Lisa's voice is actually much more worse than it was like nine years ago. She's just been yelling at Lenny for the past several years. So she's like, I booked the sickest room for us at the Feiyana or Feiyana or Fanny Pac-Hotel. I love a girl's night. I felt like a pajama party.

I just, I think it's important to be with your girls, you know, because I get accused of just not doing anything with my time. And I want to show that one of the things I do with my time is just being with friends. So I do do something with my time. Limitquals, like, yeah, it's really important to take time from being a partner, a wife, a mom, business owner, doctor, educated person in general.

I mean, you're half there. And so I think you need like half the break too. Sounds good. So she's Nicole started talking about how she was talking with her mom and how her mom wants her to like reconnect with her dad and saying how like, you know, if she doesn't, you know, who knows how much time she has left with him and she might regret it once he's gone. who knows how much time she has left with him and she might regret it once he's gone. Well Lisa phrases it funny she goes, you only get one dad, you only get one mom and you're gonna regret it when you're gone. You're dead. You're dead. You're gonna really regret it, maven. Your ghost will be so sad. So Nicole you know is looking forward to having an open honest conversation about her feelings with her dad, which we've already seen the preview from last week. So I don't know, you know, I don't know that I would go to this guy to have an open honest combo about your feelings, but you do you. I just don't know if I can really let him back into my life. Like, does he even fly to brunch in New Orleans? I'm just not sure we're meant for each other.

like, does he even fly to brunch in New Orleans? I'm just not sure we're meant for each other. So Lisa talks about how she's planned this great girls night and they're going to do a cabaret show and everything's going to be great. And so they start talking about Alexia that her energy has been weird. And because this is such a housewife thing to say, yeah, Alexia's energy was really weird. A boot camp. Yeah, she goes, she was snappy with me. And then we get a flashback to, I guess, after bootcamp. And we just see, we just see Lisa going, Alexia, you cut people off. Can I get a word in and Alexi goes, oh, yeah, I know, I know, I do, I know, I do. That doesn't sound very snappy.

Yeah, it's just her being like, oh, yeah, I do that. Sorry. Yeah, I was so snappy. It's just her being like, oh, yeah, I do that. Sorry. Yeah, I'm so snappy. And so she's like, so anyway, Alexia, and then she gets a phone call in the diary room. She goes, oh my god, look at my phone. It's Alexia. She is the devil. So she answers and Alexia's like, hello, are you doing your interview right now? She goes, yeah, I'm doing it right now. Okay, okay, bye. Oh my god, that was so, she even interrupted me right now. How many people does she ask that she just opened up a, bye. I'm like, God, that was so, even interrupted me right now. How many people does she ask that she just opened up a conversation with?

It's like, hello, you reached Dr. Morgan's office. Oh, are you doing your interview? No, we're a doctor's office. Okay, I'll call it back. I'll call it back. So Lisa announces that they're gonna please spin the bottle. And she goes, Julia will love that.

I'm a little, I'm so over this. The Julia flirtation. I know for you, I'm so over this. The jewelry appreciation. Like leave the, leave the bisexual person alone. Okay, just leave them. Like we, we understand we get it. We're a little different than you, okay? But you don't have to like, I'm sorry, I'm projecting now.

But like you don't have to get anything. Everything that's gay, okay? It's like for Christmas, I get a gay sweater. It literally says love victor on it. It's a gay sweater. I remember seeing that. So, what's the line here? We got It's a gay sweater. You got a love Victor sweater. You got a love Victor sweater. Yes, like look I meet you a cookie. It's a gay pride flag. Wow. Thank you so much. I got you a board game. It's by Neil Patrick Harris. Oh,

because he's gay. I am so mad that there's a that you created a fictional Neil Patrick Harris board game. It really happened. There's a Neil Patrick Harris board game. Yes. I didn't know either. No. I just found out the straight people knew before me.

But like thanks for the support, but you can calm down. Like we all anybody knows me knows I just want the dominoes gift card. Send it over. I also just in general on Real Housewives shows, I hate scenes of like sexiness. Like when a couple is gonna rekindle in a hot tub, or they're gonna like sort of do someone's lying on a bed and someone comes out

and sexy long on Jure. I hate those, not because I'm uncomfortable around people's sexuality, but because those are the things that feel the biggest on the Real Housewives. Because we know, around people's sexuality, but because those are the things that feel the fakes on the real housewives, because we know, no one's like, if you got a camera crew with like, you know, a sal holding up the camera,

and you know, Mitzi, who's just like waiting to like wrap up and she's holding the boom over you, it's just not, I just feel like in front of Sal and Mitzi, you're not really trying to be sexy. It's just clearly a scene that exists solely for the show. It's not, it just takes me out of it. It just always feels so fake. So anytime the show is kind of dabble in those spaces, it just never, it just never as good as the other stuff that they could be showing us. Also, it gets Sal and Mitzi sound like a couple who sings in a piano bar, you know, at like a swing in 60s type of place.

Listen, we once did, I will never forget, many years ago, about 10 years ago, we once did some sort of like a video thing and it was like a, it was the potential to be on something and Sal, the cameraman, got all sweaty holding up that camera. And then he just like flopped down on my sofa. And I was like, You are never gonna let that go. You were so upset about the sweaty guy. You're so fat. I still think of that too sometimes.

Because it was like, what do you still, you just wanted to like all of a sudden hang out. I'm like, the shoot is over, sir. We're clearly not gonna get the gig anyway. Why are you sitting your sexy, the sexy sweaty, definitely not sexy. It was definitely not sexy, but it's sweaty self on myself. So I'm just saying, I just, I don't believe any of these romantic scenes on any of the real housewives, because Salah's sweating in the corner with this camera. And mitzvah. Salah's sweating in the corner with his camera. And it's all.

And so we go to fame. Gold, gold, gold is basically like Trump on the beach. Well, I guess he already has his own Trump on the beach on a place, but this is definitely that style, like everything is gold. So Lisa's like, I can't wait to see this fabulous penthouse. Why don't you go ahead, Garrett Donovan manager of fame at nightclub and hotel and talk about this penthouse So I'm completely paying for Wow, is this the largest penthouse in the entire world?

Yes, Lisa they're giving you a record written penthouse for your show on peacock. Yes Yeah, I'm he's like well, it is like the biggest one in the universe Maybe I don't know about to say it now. Okay, so let me show you for it's a bedroom And that's a bedroom then there's a bath too. So oh my god This is amazing remind me how much of this on how much money I'm spending on this he's like 50k Man, she's like oh my god, it's so rich. You ain't paying for shit Lisa. It does anybody believe this? Lenny would officially be done I think if she went and

spent 50 grand on a hotel room. Yeah, absolutely. So then people start to show up. At least also, by the way, got them like pajamas because I got them all lux pajamas from London. I'm like, wow, like that's cool that you got them nice pajamas, but like you're not impressing me when you say that you got your clothing from London. I mean, half of our clothing is from China for crying out loud. We are aware that clothing can be manufactured in different parts of the world. We're aware of UPS, man. Okay. We're not impressed.

Okay. So then Marisol walks in. She's like, where am I hookers gay icon coming through? Oh gosh. So let's see here. Oh, she also she put Julia and Adriana in a room together. So everybody's showing up and giving like the double kisses and stuff. And Lisa's like, I put you with your lever Adriana. She's like, you're going to start rumors that get me in trouble. Oh my God, I'm so sick of this. By the way, it's Adriana.

And I just always assumed it was Adriana all this time, but it's actually Adriana, and actually someone tweeted us, and she was like, as a Brazilian, I'm offended that she goes by Adriana, not Adriana, because it should be Adriana. And I was like, that's not true. And then I listened to this episode,

and she does go by Adriana. So how about that? Well, there you go. So Mary, oh, that's not true. And then I listened to this episode and she does go eight by Adriana. So how about that? Well, there you go. So Mary, oh, Mary saw a yacht. You already said this part. So then Adriana, cause it's gonna be hard for me. It's gonna be hard. It's okay.

I'm sorry. I wonder if we used to call it. You probably did it for Adriana. You probably did. So Adriana is like, guess what, Julia? They put us together and she's like, lately, I've been leaning on my friends a lot more because it's a great antidote to loneliness. And then we see a picture of her son. Yeah. And then it's her calling. Hi, baby. It's your mother.

You, I miss you. You miss me. Don't forget to put you in this world. So Adriana's new storylines, that she's lonely, which is funny because she's dating two different guys, but you know That's her thing. Yeah So she talks about being You know clinging to Julia because she's worried about losing her too. It's like what are you afraid? She's gonna go off to college that ship has sailed man, okay? She's also not yours to cling on to by the way. I'd like to add like she's your friend But but she's clinging on to Julia onto, by the way, I'd like to add. Like, she's your friend, but she's clinging onto Julia like they have a relationship.

And last time I checked, that relationship is reserved for Miss Marchina Navarata-Lova. I don't know about that, because Julia tells us we are soulmates. There is no border to our relationship. I don't care what anyone thinks. We better start caring, because Adriana is not paying for your goat. Two poor people don't equal a rich person. Okay, I'll tell you that simple, that simple wealth math. So then Alexia comes in and she's like, hi, hi, oh, well, you know, oh, but you know, I'm excited because so everyone, okay, here's my, here's today's drama. So's like, hi, hi, oh, well, you know, oh, but I'm excited because so everyone, okay, here's my, here's today's drama.

So today, like, okay, we got the tile fix in the, in the foyer, so that was good. But then we found the venue and like, I'm just so excited because like, I just wanna have a fun girls night out because I want no drama. I found my wedding venue and it's absolutely found and like, nothing can go wrong.

So like, no, I just want to have fun. Yeah, no drama, no drama to please tonight. Like, okay, she'll be crying in five minutes. Yeah. So everybody cheers and Girty comes and they say that Lars is not coming because she just has so much going on you guys. I mean, like, I'm doing a sketch and then I have to go to bed and then I have to wake up and then I have to do a sketch. So

Larsa has so much going on. She just got a new stapler, guys. So that's going to take up the whole night. I just love the idea of Larsa waking up in the morning and drawing a circle on a piece of paper and going, I'm either ring, I'm exhausted. Pretty much. So Gerdy comes in and she's like,

after me and Adriana had that tip, at Julius' party, like, and nothing, you, I will not engage in stupidity, I cannot do it, I cannot do it, I will not gratify this. And Adriana's the same. She's like, I'm not, I'm not, you know, starting with Gordy, I'm playing nice

and I'm not gonna pace off Martina more. That's what I'm gonna do. So then Lisa, they're taking pictures and just kind of having girl time. And then Mary Sol is asking Nicole, when I said like, doctering, I don't really care. Just someone just someone move my head up and down like I'm notting. I'm exhausted.

Oh, frame Brittany, am I right? I don't even know who Brittany is. Who are we talking about? Who got locked up in his Brittany? So then Nicole is like, oh yeah, I was doing endoscopy. Endoscopies and I justies and I can't speak. Endoscopies and colonoscopies today and you know, Branch New Orleans, all that fun stuff. It's just a lot, you know. Well, if you ever need to know what's up, Alexi's ass, just ask me, no one's up there

more than I am. She goes, Marisol goes, you know, I just don't know if I trust you now to put me under. And I say, oh no, I do, I do, I do. I'm like, Alex, I love how Alex is so earnest about everything. Oh yeah, I do, I trust her. I trust her. You don't trust her? I trust her. I trust her.

I like to have the joke. And then meanwhile, Adriana is like, Julia, like, open deep, you need to eat this more, open more. Ha ha ha. So Nicole and Gapre Persin are being a prop on these shows. This is too much. So Nicole and Girdie go out to the balcony and Nicole's just asking Girdie how the wedding planning for Alexia is going and Girdie just gets silent and she's balcony and Nicole just asking her to have the wedding planning for Alexia's going and Grady just gets silent And she's and Nicole's like is it not going and Grady goes listen listen to me very carefully

It was going fucking amazing two days ago and we were on pace and like I got vendors and we're gonna Have a zoom call with like 30 different people. I was gonna gratify everything Everything was wonderful and then I found out today the value is bailing out and she doesn't even know yet She doesn't it's an ungrateful situation. And my job as a professional is to tell them as soon as I know. And if I don't, I just found out 20 seconds ago. I just got my four plan, my rendering. We've been working from here to New York.

I have animatronic people coming that I had built. Okay? This is going crazy. And now we don't, now we have to go to zero. Now we're going to zero, just zero. The hotel, you know, Alexia walked on the beach. It It was like this is pretty. I want to have a wedding and Tom was like Baby you got to ask people before you do that so she went to the front desk It was like the people have weddings here. They're like yeah, and she just called gurdy

Let's do it there The accuracy is so on point like it's so true. That's exactly what I don't even know if you even made it to front desk. It's probably just a waiter. Oh, well, you know, do you do what? What is it? Okay, cool. I found it. And then Gertie calls and it's like, okay, here's what we're going to need.

Elephants. What elephants? I want glitter coming from the ceiling. No. I want nuns. Nuns that are crying and in bikini is that's a shallot that. Oh, I'll definitely know, I'm that. So, I mean, Alexia's inside, I think, talking to,

she's talking, or she's talking to someone. I don't know who she's talking to. Maybe she's talking to us all. Oh, of course. So she's like, oh, well, don't you know, I'm like freaking out about my wedding. And like, Gerdy, like, I know she's going to, this is going to be beautiful because like,

that's what she does. And like, you know, she like Gerdy pies, you know. And but like, I feel like there are certain elements that are missing that are important to me. Oh, but you know, Peter, things like that. And then back out with Gerdy. She's like, I always have the backup, of course. But right now, I don't have a backup.

Back up. I'm coming. I'm coming. I need backup. P-P-P-P-P-P-P- do it. Okay great. Okay. We do have a backup plan. Sizzler Have you ever tempted a sizzler? So then back to Alexia. She's like and thought is asking me stuff real guys ask, you know like Napkins do we have napkins? I mean how many bars are there? Do we have bars? And then so I told her this and she said, four, we have four bars. And Marya Sokos for 150 people.

I have six at my house. It doesn't even fit a fucking car in the garage. Will there be any muscle top former lovers serving as go-go dancers on said bars? Say this as a gay icon. So then outside and of course, like, don't worry. You'll figure it out in the eye. Let's go go to answers on said bars. Say this has a gay icon. So then outside Nicole's like, don't worry. You'll figure it out in the end. I mean, cheers for you having to deal with a little Huxia because that's going to be funny.

So then other people start coming outside and go to say, Oh my God, they're coming. I'm scared. Peep, peep, peep, no backup. No backup. Please, this is a freeway. No backup. Hold on one second. Okay, we got Baja fresh.

Okay, now we have options. So, Nicole is like, tell her now. She's like, no, in front of people, no, I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I will tell her only in front of one person on camera. That's it. So, Alexia is strutting over and she's like, all happy. And she's just like, oh, I love this city.

And you know, do you see why I want to get married outdoors? And that's why I'm definitely getting married at that hotel. Do you see why? Do you see why? There's beach, there's the water. I'm like, yes, is anyone gonna put it together that they're already getting free advertising for this hotel? And all they have to do is ask Garrett or whatever

his name is if they can get married in this penthouse suite. I mean, done. Yeah. So then Larza calls up and she fates times them. And she basically is like, you don't understand. I'm going through so much FOMO. God, I wish I were with you guys. I'm just so busy drafting up designs.

Like, look at that one. Is that just a straight line? Yes. I knew bracelet. So hard. It's a line? Yes, I do bracelet. It's so hard. It's a slap, it's a slap bracelet. So let's see, so they call, yeah, she's talking, or did you get to Larza calls?

That's what it is, Larza calls. Yeah, that's what I thought. Sorry, I was looking at Bueller, which is, I find myself doing often when I'm confused. You see hypnotizing me? So it's like, okay, good for that. So she's like, guys, I'm just so busy and I have to go to the Hamptons and I got like the most amazing house you've ever seen, but the only way for me not to have to pay for it

is to like, film there and talk about how amazing it is a lot. So, will you come? And they're like, oh, well, is this the Hamptons or a Hamptons in? Because there's a big difference. It's, it's the Hamptons. And guys, someone was supposed to come. I told you to come. I can't charge you unless you come. So, uh, Mary still's like, um, are you sending us a chance to come out there? Oh my God, well, we miss you and I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to get you fucking drunk at Montauk. So, um, yeah, so they hang up and then Lisa, they have to get ready to go to the cabaret

because Lisa's got some surprises for them and Marshall. Oh, is it Mary Salt who goes, what are you going to be in the strip? Where are you going to be in the strip? Where are you gonna be in the show miss tits Mickey? Oh, I thought you said Oh, tits me these guys surprises, but also hilarious that everyone just knows exactly what the surprises like Also like wait a tip your surprise guys. We're going to a cabaret and I'm not it's a surprise but all let's just say not all of us are gonna be just sitting in our chairs some of us will be on stage it's a surprise so it's nighttime they go to the show and Adriana's talking about how I haven't been here in ages sexy cabaret and French style good for me

so they sit down and Alexi is like oh oh, you know, I sat in this table with my very first date with Todd. You would think from watching this show that this town is like teeny tiny. I know everywhere, she's been with everywhere. She's everywhere in Miami. It was like a sentimental experience with Todd. Like, oh, well, you know, this bus stop.

Yeah, on our fourth date, we actually sat here on this bus stop. Yeah, it means a lot to me. So Kiki leans over to Alexi and she goes, um, who do you call the person who gives the strip T's just the stripper? Just no, you don't call on strippers. I'm not laughing. So then this category starts, Trist, a lover's round debut. And it's annoying to me. It's like, I don't get it. I don't get the point of seeing this.

I don't know, is it cool for straight people? Maybe, I don't, I've seen Magic Mike live, and that was great, because there's just like a lot of super hot guys and they're doing all sorts of cool dances, and that was really fun. But this is just like, it's not, it doesn't have to commit me in a strip club, and it's just like,

I just don't get it, it doesn't speak to me. We'll psych for the Cirque du Soleil crowd, I got this, because there's like trapeze stuff. They're like, they're levitating on a trapeze. Yeah, there's like some minor aerial of stuff that goes on. I guess maybe the dancing is cool, but I just hate, I don't know, I don't, I just don't get, I'm really on, I guess maybe the dancing is cool, but I just hate, I don't know. I don't, I just don't get, I'm really on,

I'm covering up both ends of the spectrum. I'm like, okay, I bashed little kid stuff, and now we had bashed the adult stuff. Okay. I just like when the MC comes out, I was like, hey, who wants to get naughty? I'm like, this isn't a strip club, so why don't this isn't, like, I don't get it.

What's happening? What's happening? What's going on? Yeah, the best is when people come out and they do this sexy, like kind of dance thing on a bed, and then they lift up into a trapeze and are flipping over. And Mary's like, those, my thanks, and there's not look like that.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So then there's this MC and she's like, okay, hey angel We could please tell me your name because she of course pulled Lisa up on stage And Lisa sits on the edge of the stage and Lisa goes my name is Lisa My name is Lisa Hawksdine. I was like, I was like, I salute you for trying to term name Hawksdine

to something sexy sounding, but it still just did not work. And she goes, okay, well, you sexy being, you're a diamond. Now loosely define the concept of fetish for the crowd. And she says, um, oh God, I know this was going to be like school. Um, what is that? What is sexy about that loosely defined the concept of fetish? I'm like, wow, really selling it. And Lisa's like, um, six.

No, no, it's not math, sweetie, the fetish, the word. Oh, okay. Um, cheese is the cheese. No, it's not math, sweetie. The fetish, the word. Oh, okay. Cheese? Is it a cheese? No, it's a sexual thing. Well, cheese can be a sexual thing. Okay, do you have a cheese fetish? Um, fetish. Julia, Julia is a fetish. Is it some sort of, wait, I think I know it's a salad that has pita in it. No, that's the tush. That's totally different. Save the wills. Save the Tush. That's totally different.

Save the wills. Save the will. That's Pita. Okay. We're not even you're just took what you took your incorrect definition just built on the E of the T. That's all. And now Joanna Krupp was back. I heard something about Peter. Ha ha ha. Uh, so she says her fetish is Julia. And Adriana is like, um, obviously she doesn't understand the word fetish because a fetish is like lacking feet or a nose, but it's not a person. And if you're gonna pick a person, don't pick my person. She's not your person. And of course Julia loves it. She's like, huh, what?

What I blush I blush, but it was kind of emotional to find out I was her fetish. I blush. I blush. I blush I blush. I blush and Lisa's like, I think I'm starting to turn I got your not a fruit. You're not a you're not a jug of milk. That's the look out in the sun You're not a weak. You're not a jug of milk. That's the luck out in the sun. You're not a weak old banana. Okay. You're not something we just found in the back of the fridge. Mold on it. Tame the turn.

And then by the way, sorry, I'm like totally, I'm like neurotic right now. I'm sorry. I'm speaking a mile a minute, but I'd love how like Lisa has has has Really like hype this up girls. There might be a surprise tonight You never know what it's gonna be So I'm thinking oh she's gonna get up there. She's gonna dance. She's gonna sing. She's gonna do something All she does is just sit there on the edge of the stage and answer this one question and then she goes back down to receive Yeah Yeah, that's you know that's Lisa, but I performed. I said things. I did math.

Oh, so then they go have room. This is the hotel room, right? There's like this huge desert spread, like super fancy. And, um, Adriana is like, um, you better get off my girl, Julia. And Julia, this is all your fault. And she's like, my fault. How is my fault? Julia loves being, Julia loves being fought over. She loves the attention. You can just tell. And Adriana is also like really manipulative,

like just this whole like, cori thing that she's doing is actually kind of a manipulation. So I think that's kind of suspect. So then they all, Marisol, Gritty, and Alexis sit down. And Marisol's like, okay, we need to chat. Okay, I just went on to sleep and I can't sleep because Alexis makes me nervous, because she's nervous,

because things are missing with her wedding. Like, what are the napkins gonna look like? What are the menus gonna look like? Has she hasn't had a taste thing yet? 50,000 different things. You know what I'm saying? Hmm. You just need to get on your shit with her

because she's stressing me out. I mean, she trusts you, but there's details that she's breaking out about it. And Gerdy's like, you know, and she's saying this to us. She's like, you know, they say those who can't criticize. Okay, we can't plan everything until we have a location. So Mary, so thanks for coming, but have a seat. Thank you, have a seat.

Thank you. Yeah, I wanna have a seat, but the thing is we don't know where the seat is. So do you have a look, what's going on? So then, are there gonna be seats? Are we sitting on the floor? Is this a seat but the thing is we don't know where the seat is so do you have a look what's going on are they going to be seen so are we sitting on the floor is this a Moroccan type thing are we eating with peanut bread? Peter I knew I was right. Shut up Lisa this isn't about you. So Alex is like oh well you know I trust you 100% and like Todd's up here is real man he has real man questions and like if if I turn him anything else,

it'll be like, we're a loping tomorrow. And then when we're low, he's gonna be like, where's the bar real man real man, who asks questions when you're a loping. You know what I'm saying? And Gurdysick, speaking of that, I got an interesting email from the hotel. They said they're not prepared to facilitate

our big scale production. You know, it's blurred lines. It's blurred lines. It's like, with a song, who's blurred lines. It's blurred lines. It's like What's that song? Who sings blurred minds? What's wrong? Lurled line, uh, Robin Dick, Robin Dick They said in fact it was Robin Dick. That's actually where he works now and he said we don't know of any wedding and We are butch Anisex is like oh

I can't I can't do it. I don't know if the universe is telling me not to get married or what, why does everything happen to me, Mary, so why? Lady, you found three extremely wealthy people to marry. Could you please stop crying about how life is so hard for you? I need three, three rich men. Oh, why is life hard? So now, good he and Marisol are hiking her and like, she's like, Oh, wait, you know, I was having such a good

night. That was I was like, I have, I have to try so hard for everything. I don't want to be like that. I don't want to be like that. And Marisol's like, I think the Laxia is so broken down at this point with Peter and the venues and things not working out. Like it's just like another disappointment. Like how does she handle all these disappointments? It's like she is Brittany herself, free Alexia, free Alexia. So then is the Truth or Dare section of the night from Lisa Gathers Everybody Together. It's like guys, I want to do something sexy.

I've brought bananas, chocolate, whipped cream, condoms, one of Lenny's rugs, mostly just because I like to clean off clean things with it. So it starts, Lisa goes to Julia first. She's like, do you want truth or dare? Oh, I would say there. Oh, I blush already. I blush. I will ask Dr. Nikita Reed's card for me because I'm all the lady that no one loves and cannot see proper.

We love you. Oh, I'm so emotional that I am eyesight fetish for these girls So Nicole's like Julia you have chosen dare and you need to feed someone almonds using just your mouth and Key key just looks like what the fuck did I walk I'm not playing this game She's like she's like I'll play this game with Kate Moss, but not with you bitches, so Yeah, if we're putting an entire buffet in our mouth, like an almond with gate moths, and yes, I will do that. But I will not do this with you too. So Adriana's like Jews wisely. So Julia decides to feed the almond to Lisa. And then, you know, Adriana's like so mad. So then Julia goes and gets an almond to Adriana too. And her, she goes, sloppy seconds. That's what this is. Sloppy seconds.

And Kiki's like, oh my God, look at Lisa eating her nuts. I'm saying to you that really sexy blah blah blah. And Adriana's like, traitor, you kissed her with tongue. I saw Kiki's squeals. And Kiki just, Kiki's, and the girls like talk about sleeping with someone else in this room. Who would you sleep with? And whoever's turning it is.

It's like, Julia, of course. It's like, oh my god, just sleep with Julia alone. It's Nicole's there. Like, her dare that she has to talk to her hand. And as if she's making a game plan to sleep with someone. Which is just such a strange dare. Like, OK, so she's sitting there talking to her hand, being like, ooh, Julia, oh, I wanna sleep with Julia.

It's just like this weird role play with your hand. Wow, so Julia's like, oh, you know, flirtiness, it's not part of my sexuality, it's part of my personality, it's energy flirtiness is not part of my sexuality. It's part of my personality. It's energy. It's not sexual. Yeah, I can be married. I can be gay.

I can be straight or single. It doesn't matter. To me, it's about having good time with people and energy. And yes, finally, I'm gonna be the bread too. I could feel it with the bread. I'm like, I Peter, Peter bread too. I could've thought it would be the bread. Oh, so I am now. I am free. I do, I will never apologize for my personality.

And Lisa's like, okay, that was fun. I'm actually super tired. I heard Les Bensgote about early, so I'm just gonna do that with my cosplay tonight. So, good night. Hey guys, that was really fun, but I realized watching Nicole talking to her hand was really not quite as exciting as I thought. So I'm just going

to end the night right now. Okay, good night. So they all go to bed. So in the morning, um, we go to Nicole's house and she's in her giant closet. And it's interesting because she's got a huge closet, but not very many clothes. She's only got clothes on one little rack, which I like because I think that means you really do work a lot. Yeah, she does. Who work a lot or just like, I need five things. She does want those scrubs actually.

That's what she wants to wear. So yeah, so she's gonna go meet up with her dad and she's really, she's hoping that she's gonna don't release all the resentment that's built up and everything. So she goes to this restaurant and, you know, she's just saying like this is like a long time coming. She just doesn't want to be disappointed with her dad. So then this guy walks in Miguel. He looks sort of like James Garner meets like, like James Garner playing a used car salesman essentially. It's like James Garner playing a used car salesman essentially.

It's like James Garner starring in the life of time to make the donuts. Time to make the donuts. If James Garner were playing the donut guy but like his real life story about what happened that guy after became famous, that's who this guy is. Right, influenced by Danny DeVito. And guys in Dolls Suit. So he comes in and he's got two things to

flowers, which you know, you know, say publics on them or something on the wrapper. And she's like, hey, dad, and she's like, where are you in shades, dad? Could you take those off? And he's like, like always, honey, I brought you, I just got to wear a list and I brought you these for you to carry. And, and, and then yeah, she's like asking about the sunglasses and his life, but the sunglasses, those are me, huh? And so she's like, well, the young like, young ladies like these, but I don't like them so much. I just, oh my God, we're at that point. We're starting right there already. Oh my God.

Thanks so many cocktails. If you had to date dad, he's like, point, we're starting right there already, oh my God. So how many cocktails have you had to date, Dad? He's like, man, I just walked in. I'm doing fantastic, great. That's what I do. I'm always great. So at first, I'm like, okay, this is going well. And then he starts talking about how he visited Grayson. And he's like, you know, you have an amazing child,

but unfortunately for you, you only have one child. Unfortunately, I have a few, you know what I'm saying? And by children, I mean cocktails. Cockies I heard they're called. It's so much more fun to just ignore people when there's multiple people, you know what I'm saying? So Nicole's like, so you're saying, wait, wait, you don't want more children, right,

do you've had enough? And he's like, you don't want more children, right? You've had enough. And he's like, of course I want more kids. And she's like, dad, you can't be serious. And he goes, well, what do you want me to do? And she's like, not procreate. Well, no, no, no, no, no, he goes, he's like, you don't want, don't have more kids. You already have four.

And he goes, that you know of. No. No. He's just like, what? She's like, what? She's like, am I being poked? Is this real? And he's like, he's like, oh, I don't know. He's like, how broke we are?

Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. Kind of a thing, I don't know if it's a thing that you want like your dad to say to you like in a and like a proud way like yeah Well, guess what you got other there. I got other siblings. Yeah, but you you don't get to find out about those Yeah, oh my gosh, what a mess and it's like to we continue Let me guess in the next episode she picks up the check we continue. Let me guess.

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