Watch What Crappens - #1680 PumpRules: The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

Vanderpump Rules starts off its reunion with James and Raquel breaking up, and ends with Katie yelling at Sandoval. Will Scheanna find a way to get that ring out of James' pocket? Let's find out! This week's bonus episode is part one of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Ronnie, that's the man over there. Hi, man. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. This is a late night recap because I will be traveling tomorrow to New York sit-ah. So we're going to be loopy as hell. So, it's awarding you now. But everybody will work with this. It's also birthday recap. It is. It is. Yes. This is our birthday. It's our anniversary. Wow. It's our 10 year. So we're celebrating it on Thursday, but

today is the actual 10 year anniversary of watchcraft. Isn't that crazy 10 years? It really is crazy. Longest relationship I've ever had. So thank you, Ben. Thank you. You want to know, do we want to know, like who else had a birthday on January 25th? Do you want to see if there's any good celebrities? Okay. I'm swirl. Oh, Alicia Keys. Well, that's not fair. That's a terrible way to start this. Okay.

Why don't you want to excuse me? Wow. Oh, Alicia Keys, well, that's not fair. That's a terrible way to start this. Okay, Alicia Keys. Why don't you, excuse me. Wow, wholesale. Oh, that's Alicia Keys. I mean, there's some, there's some like a variety of football players, which you won't know. Let's see, I feel like there's got a, yeah, sorry. That's how we're selling our tent.

This is basically, I'm dist for all of this. Same it. Mia Kirschner. Okay. That's okay. I'm just me. Are we going to leave out little Mozy? Thanks. Okay. We've got Steven Chobski. He writes things. I'm just I'm scrolling. I really thought there'd be some really good ones. I'm like, waiting, Jennifer Lewis. Yeah. Um, wow. I really thought there would just be like, overflowing with great names, Gloria Naylor. Well, Virginia Wolf.

Virginia Wolf, really? Out of James. I mean, hello. Oh, okay. Well, I just haven't gotten that far yet. I was sort of expecting some people who were alive and not from like, hello. Okay, well, I just haven't gotten that far yet. I was sort of expecting some people who were alive and not from like, not from like the gilded age. Okay, so.

Hey, we got Lil' Mozy, okay. We got Lil' Mozy. Okay, all right. Alright, Lil. Oh Lil, I'm sorry. Well, I really thought there would be more exciting things in terms of birthday today, but I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have a surprise for you. Hey, Ben, this is your 10th anniversary gift.

Guess whose birthday is on January 25th? This is just for you, babe. Who? Actor, Dyna Manoff from Endy. No. No. No. Wait, why am I not, is she not on the-

I just gotta look a little deeper for the gold. Is she not, why is she not listed Is she not on look at a little deeper for the gold? Is she not, why is she not listed on wikipedia? I'm on wikipedia, where are you looking? I'm on cleveland.com. Where else would you go for famous birthdays? I am so angry that, oh there she is, oh there she is. Okay, it's all, it is all been made good. Diamond Man Offs birthday today.

How do we, ten years went by, we never realized we started this podcast. The same day that Diamond Man Off is blowing candles out on the cake. You see? It all worked out. So, yay for us. Okay, everybody, welcome to the show. Thanks for being with us. You know, if you've been with us for a day, if you've been with us for 10 years, thank

you. We love doing this. Oh, wait, Ronnie, I've got some terrible news for you. Oh, and we, Ronnie, I've got some terrible news for you. Oh, no. January 25th is also National Nutrition Day in Indonesia. No. Sorry. Let's be give it a take at this nutrition day too.

Well, you know, you get some, you win some dine of man offs, you lose some nutrition day. What can you do? What can you do? Not everybody. Thanks so much for being with us. We'd love being here. And we're about to kick off our 10th anniversary tour around America.

We're starting this week with the Golden Crappies in New York City. It's almost sold out as if you take it's left if you want to come. If you're at home and you want to watch it, you can catch the digital moment from momenthouse.com slash watch what crappens. That is basically a live stream with the show. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be professionally done this year for the first time. Ever, okay. So we're so excited. We've been working on, you know, little segments and stuff. It's going to be super fun.

Really good guests, little segments and stuff. It's going to be super fun. Really good guests, really good surprise guests. And we're going to continue parting all weekend. We're going to Jersey, Asbury Park to recap Real Housewives of New Jersey, season two, episode 10, Country Club, and then we're going to be in Boston doing the second part of this reunion, Vandipump rules. And we're going to talk a little bit about Salt Lake City too because that is actually Salt Lake City, you know what I mean? And then the next week we are going to be jetting off to Atlanta where we will recap Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere, the season premiere.

That's going to be a big one. Then Nashville, the next night we're going to do Real Housewives of Orange County. And then the following night in Orlando, we are going to do Real Housewives of Miami. So it's going to be a killer couple of weeks. Go get your tickets at watchrocrapins.com. You'll find links to the virtual tickets to the live show. Live show tick, blah, blah, blah. Go find it.

You know what to do. Yeah. Watchrocrapins. I just want to say that while you were talking about that, I was like, surely I got to be able to find something exciting that happened on January 25th And Wikipedia has a list of events and I was like maybe there'll be some like really great event and Literally every event that happened on this day was terrible. It's like it's like oh there was a stampede that killed 250 people Oh a mine collapsed. Oh there was like people killed in a riot. Oh, Charles Manson did something.

Charles Manson, like even Charles Manson, he didn't mean let it coup today. Like everything went wrong today, except that guiding light debuted on this day in like 19, who knows what, 1937. Well, isn't that just life? If you look at the news any day, it's just horrible. It's awful. It's terrible. And it's like news people foam and get them out the jerking off, like to the sorrow, like they love it. And you know, you get like one little slice of something

decent, you know, that's what my face, you know, look at the good. Take the good. Take the good. You take the bad, you know, you take them all and what do you got? You got the back of five. Okay, turn it off. That's what you got, Gaina. I found one notable thing. On this day, in the year 41, Claudius became emperor of Rome. Yeah, that's what I found. Claudius extended Roman rule in North Africa and made Britain a province of the Roman Empire. And he was a Roman emperor. We had to go all the way to 41, not in 1941, 41.

Yeah. Got to murder some nephews for that. Sorry. Colligula. Sorry. Colligula. Oh, yeah. Okay. You know what they say about Colligula, right? God, he was no dynamano. Oh, I was going gonna say that he never finds his name on a souvenir shop license plate. That's what I thought they said about him. True and people are always asking him to give lessons and he's like, that's calligraphy. Jesus, I hate my name. He's like, hey, Caligula, here's one. He's like, that says Cali. It's not the same as Caligula.

So see Chris, here you go. Chris, your keychains up. So Vomperool's reunion apart. Oh, I'm now this. I hear it's the first thing. My first thought is y', do not just get to call and sick for work as a COVID, okay? We all have to show up to work now. That's just how it is, okay? Okay, Lala and Schwartz and Katie, I'm talking to you. And it's not even that they have COVID. They don't even say what they have. They just say, because of current issues in the world, Tom and Katie have to stay home.

No, get your ass over here. It's a gas price. It's one of our season. Yeah, it's gas price. It's the cost of the gallon of milk is gone up. Katie ain't leaving the house, and that's it. Because of global warming. I guess a global warming, they can't leave the house.

Their house has been flooded. A glacier melted at their doorsteps. Commercial fishing has ruined it for a while. I'm not leaving. Her door knob was an endangered species and the door knob just died. So she can't get out. So I turned it on and my little YouTube TV was like, guess what? You only get to start watching from the first five minutes. So I didn't I missed any preamble.

Literally where I came in, I turned it on, and it's Andy going, hi, Sheena, and she goes, hey, I was like, well, that seems good enough for me to start. Yeah, it's okay, you know, it's the season nine good enough, good enough to start. So basically it was like, could not be hot on a VAD or pub role, season nine, got him.

I'm going to be bored with this. Yeah, how long do we have to be a little too part of it, right? It's all right. Season nine reunion. And then we see some clips. And then for some reason, they just keep going back to Ariana and her dressing room, really pumping up the reunion.

And they're like, coming up. And they show some clips of people fighting. And then it's back to Ariana and the dressing room going, this is definitely gonna be unlike any reunion we've ever had before. This is gonna be an insane reunion. This reunion is gonna be balls out fucking crazy to the wall. They're like Ariana today, after nine years you will be the hype man or lady. She's like okay fine She's just wearing a big beaver head out

She has a foam finger It just said something about her Ariana why are you sitting with everybody else on a chair? She's like I brought a folding chair I'm just gonna wait until it's my turn to come out of the field everybody all right Ariana could you tell us about those beverages you're sipping from the top of your hat? Yeah, the one on the left is a mint mojito, but the Ariana style the other one's just cool as light So it opens with Everybody kind of coming to the set and she not oh no she didn't recalor in addressing room

She's getting her makeup done and recalls just Standing there staring at her, like, you know like that. If it's really quiet, there's no fan on or anything how you can actually hear the toaster. It's like, it's that sound that Rikels making. And it's like, are you okay? You don't look okay. Rikels like, I'm fine.

Which also sounds like a toaster like toaster ASMR So oh yes, what happens next cuz I obviously do not see this part So I just all start coming to the set and Fandertrum says before we start let me just say I love you all right And they're analyst like please so don't scare me like that. This is gonna be the most amazing Welcome, I'm Abby Gullin. Last time we were together was all the way back March 2019 wow you guys are worth putting pants on for By the way, did you hear the latest least Savannah pump news? Yes, yeah tell the people.

Okay, this is what I'm going to contribute since I didn't see the first five minutes of this reunion. Um, the headline basically is like a truck full of bespoke, nickel-ane furniture, head-at-and-loss Vegas, for Lisa Vanderpump's new restaurant, went missing for days, and then showed up in Texas at the home of the driver. Oh my god. So basically some driver was like, you know what I wanted my house? Rot iron fixtures and giant clocks. Tiny chandeliers inside of medium chandeliers inside of gigantic chandeliers. Hey, honey, I know you just bought that air fryer, but I'm gonna have to move that off the counter

because I got a giant planter that I need to put in our kitchen on the counter. Now, you know your ass has a problem with being a criminal when you'll just steal anything, just to steal it, you know. Like what the fuck are you gonna do with Nika Laneche? It barely even fits in the restaurants, she designs, okay? Yeah.

You're gonna do with it with your in your little tiny house? Because you know, a person with a mansion is not driving a truck and stealing chandeliers. Okay. What are you gonna do with this stuff? Where do you think you're gonna sell this? I know. I really, it's like just gonna go on to like a weird episode of Flea Market Flip with Laura

Spencer. It's like, okay, teams, you both have to find some nickelane furniture and convert it into something that would go into a studio apartment. Go. Or like an antique throat. So where he's just like, how much is this worth? My grandma had this. How much is this worth? They're like, well, it's not worth that much, but you might be able to get something for the gorgeous older woman swinging back and forth on it. So that's the opening. Basically everyone just says hi. So he does his usual hi, hi, hi, hi. And he says, as you can see, Katie and Tom and Lala aren't here because of safety.

says as you can see Katie and Tom and Lala aren't here because of safety. So I didn't really understand what that meant. Maybe just like they realize how deeply toxic they all are and like for our mental safety, they're in a different part of the city. I'm not going to say COVID, but I will hinted to burculosis. All right, she and I are you doing. Hello, Lisa Vanderbump, she and I, are you doing? Ah! Ah! Hello, Lisa Vanderbump, or should I call you Maddie Pinkie? And she's like, oh, Andy, I've been, I've wanted to be a grand mother since,

Pet Dora was 16, and, and Dora has been dressing like a grand mother since, Pet Dora was 16, so it's actually quite full circle and I have to I can't say anything because I don't know I had this is still all new to me. You have to carry it until until she knows that's her. Oh, it's like my dream come true and I'm just getting to stuck like nervous to do it. So it's like top set of all you look great. Nothing is velvet or sequined. He's's like, I'm not an advantage, and my nails are painted. So it's like a future retro.

No one cares, Ariana, apologies, but my favorite moments, was you falling over your birthday party? Mostly because I didn't watch this season and that was the most gif-able. So thanks for that. By the way, it was five years ago. So on our five-year anniversary, we did a whole big thing.

We had Lisa Rinne on, we had special guests and everything. And it was during that week when there was some strange tweets back and forth between like Ariana and the lady. And then we were C.C. on it. We couldn't tell if Ariana was mad at us or not, because we were like, is she mad at the other person? Is she mad at us? We couldn't tell.

And so I feel like we haven't played this in five years. So in honor of this 10 year anniversary, I'm going to play and in honor of Antipromprools, I am going to play the Seminole Anthem for Ariana, is Ariana Maddettos. Ariana Maddettos. Is Ariana Maddettos. So good. So good.

Really, that was some beautiful work. It really was. It's just a beautiful song that cuts to the heart and I wish that Dina Manoff could hear it for her birthday. I'd like to think wherever Diana Manoff is, wherever Diana Manoff is right now, she did hear it. She's alive, right? She is. I hope she is. She's alive. Hope you're listening, Diana. I need you in real life. It was better didn't know. So then he just goes around saying, hi, he says hi to Brock and Brock's like, yeah, I'm good.

I'd be bitter if you gave me 20 books, Andy. And he's like, your gross, uh, please like shave next time or like take a bath. Anything really, like, why do you look like you're on the set of big Lebowski? Just please, please answer me that. And how summer moon is she gained more followers than you she's like She's like 100 might think K and I mean okay, and she's like yeah, you know what you need to get her on some brand deals What a nightmare Brock Manoeuvring to the world of branding being beat. What's the version of it? What's the dad version of the momager a dadger

What's the version of it? What's the dad version of a momager, a dadager, probably a ger, whatever you have for a ger. That's what he is. Hey Charlie, great to see you in person. She's like, thanks. Hey, you posted a photo of yourself being 45 pounds heavier in quarantine. How'd you get back and ship? That's crazy. And then we see like side by side photos and she's like, mm, just a lot of hard work and a lot of dedication, a lot of discipline, you know, having to pick up your TV

every morning when it falls off the wall. You can really burn calories that way. It's really toning, Ami. Really toning. When how did you put on that much weight? I mean, really gross. This is disgusting. As Lisa not understood what's gone on in the world, like, what do you put on weight during the pandemic?

How did you do that? What a crazy thing you peasant. And she's like, mostly been shrinking, but like also like I ate stuff. And Andy's, Andy's like, did you eat? Like you're supposed to joke about that because that's like, do you eat pasta? Oh, it's like you're most supposed to joke about that because that's like trauma Andy, okay? That that laugh has been blocked by trauma, so please don't laugh, but he does anyway. And she's like, actually, I did try pasta.

He's like, no, that's so no, I didn't really care. Okay, James. She's like, okay, James, here's a light question to open up the reunion and I'm sure we'll just get a nice light answer back from you How are you doing? By the way, James has never looked better. This is the best that James has ever looked. He looks absolutely fantastic Which is too bad because he's got such a shitty personality

But he's like Uh, Andy, I've been ba, I've been ba. He's like, as of at Lisa, Lisa already like, her broken bird radar is always just like, pinging. It's kind of like, her broken bird radar is doing like, like you're heading right into the jaws of the monster, you know? She's like, broken bird right here. We didn't even realize. Because her lower lip is like, part is like, bouncing, like, something's wrong. And he's like, well, something is a foot what's happening?

And he's like well Brekello and I have a do you want to say Brekello? This is the one time I'm going to let you speak because it makes me look like more of a victim Do you want to do it? And the cut to the sheen is fit by way the cut to sheen is face. She's not saying anything but her face is saying this his face. She's not saying anything but her face is saying this. Her face is saying, oh my God, I want to cry. Am I need to get this for my vlog? Am I going to get in trouble if I reach for my phone? So, Rick Hell is like, um, we've decided to break off.

Has it go again? The engagement, off. How's it go again? They're engagement! They're engagement. And James is extremely gorgeous and handsome and built. James is extremely handsome and gorgeous and built. He's got a huge cockamami. He's got a huge cockamami. And I'm a total idiot for getting rid of him. I'm a total idiot for getting rid of him. Even though it was this choice. Even though it was totally his choice.

He's a man. He's a real man. I'm a stupid hooker. I'm a stupid hooker. Who would never find love? Who would never find love? I was gold that one hit my brain. That one hit my brain. Who would hit my brain?

The soci gives a speech, which I guess is like kind of a full circle moment for her, right? She finally gives a big speech on TV. And it's about how she probably does fucking James. And she's been thinking about it for a while. And James has noticed her heart isn't in it. But I haven't wanted to give up on him because he's like shown me that he's dedicated and the things like he's willing to do to better himself, but like there's something deep within me. I've been having nightmares about our wedding day and I don't think that's a very good sign. I feel like that seems pretty

natural actually. I feel like getting married involves like a certain dose of nightmares, right? I feel like that's par for the course, but in this case, I'm not gonna push back on it because I think that she needs to get out of this release. Because it's fucking James, of course you're having nightmares, so of course you are. I mean, even if you put James aside, Jacqueline's gonna be there. Like, how is that not gonna be fucking terrible? I know, so Andy's like, sleep, bro, good off! And she's like, um, we both came to the conclusion because Raquel I mean she's such an amazing

woman and I'll tell you she's got the fucking balls and there she is a woman to put it out there on the table and as hot breaking as this is for me she's not fucking wrong because now I get all the pussy that I want without any guilt yasss! What do you call it if you're cheating but you're not with somebody. Ah fucking god that makes it less fun, don't make it. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence- Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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How much of this esteemed jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. I'm her show. So Ariana's like, but guys, relationships have ups and relationships have downs. And she's like, no, no, it's been like a gradual realization.

And I haven't been able to really step back and see what's happening until recently. And she's like, oh my God, you're going to step just me one together! I mean, you're just we're in tomorrow land. Like how could you do this? Like did you know when you were in tomorrow land that that would happen today?

And say, oh. Wait, are we in yesterday land? I'm so confused. And Santa falls like, I am Floyd. and Vanderpump's like me too. I had no idea of any of this Oh, here's what I'm not understanding Life throws things at you darling actually James probably does to the point is aren't you used to getting things thrown at you? And why is it a problem now? things thrown at you, why is it a problem now? He's like, we did, we got to stop prodding it, okay, we've worked on it, and I feel like

after I quit drinking, I just, I just like, I like to thought that we would fix it, but it didn't, and it didn't quite fix it at all, and then we had a conversation a couple months ago, and I asked him, it's more your soul mate, and she said, do you think I'm your soul mate? And I said, do you think that I'm your soul mate, if you're my soul mate, and she said, do you think I'm your soulmate? And I said, do you think that I'm your soulmate, if you're my soulmate? And she said, what are soulmates? And I said, stop pointing at your foot, not that kind of soul. And then she said, what kind of soul is it? It went on in many, for 20 more minutes before we got to the bottom of it.

And she is pretending to listen, but you know, she has a one track mind. And she whispers to Brock. She's still waiting her. She's still wearing her wedding ring. She's gonna take that off at some point. Get ready to take it. Just don't read it. So Lisa's like, wait a second. So you came to the conclusion. You did it. And James is like, oh, we both did Lisa. It wasn't a clear answer.

It was like, absolutely. That's like how it should be. That's like what I want. Like, we'd rather just like end it and pull the banded off before we get married. Yeah, I don't want to break up with, that's like what I want. Like we'd rather just like end it and pull the banded off before we get married. Yeah, I don't want to break up, you know, have a baby and then get married, you know, and then break up because I'm a child of divorce Lisa. So that's why I made the decision that we would both,

and it's like that we all know that you did not make this decision, James. And I think that he's sadder about being embarrassed, right? Because they say later that it's been a long time and they just were faking it this whole time. Yeah, he looks actually happy. He looks actually happy. Yeah, so he's trying to do his cry cry victim thing

and he kind of gets it towards the end, but I'm sorry, this is James, I'm not really buying it. He's like, you know what, 29 years old, forgot to say, and she's so young and she's got dreams and aspirations, and her whole life is ahead of her, and I want Raquel to be the happiest and the finest soulmate. Now, start pointing at your foot, Raquel, and stop doing that. I'm really don't know, to explain it to you. And when she asked

her if we saw her mates, I wanted her to jump at the thing. And instead, she just, she just jumped, which was odd. I was like, I wasn't expecting a physical jump, you know? And um, and he's like James is she or Soma is like no, and I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys and she was like oh my god I'm sorry. Sorry. We didn't get married at sunset during your engagement What a waste of an Instagram set So then we get a montage of the two of them through the years of their decrepit relationship. Oh my god.

Is this supposed to be romantic? What the fuck kind of end of relationship clip is this? It's just her sobbing or not sobbing and then sobbing again and then kind of sobbing. Like every other one is just please quit drinking. I can't marry you if you're still drinking James You're really gross when you're drunk James that was horrible to do you're drunk And it comes back and stand up. It was just wiping his eyes like dude I really wish there was a little dog here

I could wipe my eyes with and so James like you know, we're just grabbing up and I can't fucking fight that and we both know that this isn't right and it isn't wrong It isn't right right now and so Rakell's like and that's the hardest part for me to make that decision to let go because the happiest moments of my life Have been with James and he's just so fun to be around and he's so handsome and talented and he'll be playing this Saturday At what was it? Listen don't make me call you see you next, get, oh right, CMX Tuesday. So she's like Vanderprung's like, what changed my darling? Listen, I've got some worms in my purse.

Are you strong enough to open your beaks? Open your beaks to little broken bag. James tries to be all like, you know, you know, like not to be talking about implied things in mixed companies, like, well, you know, there was something, we haven't had sex. Well, James is like, no,

James is trying to do the quarantine thing. He's trying to be like 90% of us who played the quarantine for everything, right? It's like, Ronnie, why have you gained 80 pounds? Quarantine, Ronnie, why haven't gain to 80 pounds? Uh, quarantine. Ronnie, why haven't you paid your mortgage quarantine? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm't been having sex. And he's like, oh, you wanna get tea turned like that to you? Right. And he's like, oh my god, I can't believe all this information. I'm getting with a stupid opening question.

Okay, so when did you guys stop having sex? And Raquel's like, since those rage texts that James set me, somehow they just totally destroyed my sex drive for him. You know, it's basically like, it's like, yeah, that will probably happen. Yeah, getting a text from a guy raging at you calling you a whore in a slut, go figure. And Adi's like, but that wasn't even the season. Whoa. I love the thing. I don't really watch this trash. Here I am. I'm like, that someone just posted the gift of you falling again.

God, I love this show, I think. I just love the idea that they could like be walking around and I've talked to their friends be like, oh my God. James and I haven't had sex in two seasons. Just like quantifying their sex drive by like television seasons. Yeah, it's like you can't understand things,

it, you know, going from season to another. He's like, what? My brain came wrapping up around that. So he's like, so even at your engagement party, you weren't having sex. He's like, well, it was a once a month type of thing, kind of nothing at all, just like usually just typing in the word sex and word,

and then being sad when that wasn't enough letters. And she's like, well, when it happened, like it was passionate, there you go, James, there's something. He's like, shut up. And he said, last night was actually the first night we didn't sleep together. And we had to make an official because of tonight, all right? We were gonna fake it, but then we were on vacation, you know, because we had to do that And then you know, we're just not loved, you know, and then we just thought let's just get through this season And then we can do it on insta and say listen we've had a great time. We love each other But we're not in love any more, right? And Andy's like so the season began with an engagement and any with the engagement party was there a part of you that felt You just had to keep it going so that way she couldn't have a wedding and he's like yes absolutely it was very embarrassing

and I'm vulnerable to all these emotions and we went through a lot and we did it we did it big we did it big yes that's my sand of all just starts cracking up he's like he's like dude I'm sorry about laughing I just think of the big engagement like that's hilarious Well, yeah, because James is basically admitting to faking all this shit for the season, right? Yeah, it's like and you could tell through the season, you know like oh here They are trying to make us believe that they're really really happy, you know And so he just admitted to faking everything for a storyline and Santa falls like that well glad I spent 20 grand on this At least he sees like that the sad comedy in it and he's like yeah, what about the money's like oh it was worth it TAMVOLD

So Ariana's like guys we love you guys. We really really love you guys And we love you guys. I didn't ask anyone since I was to say anything. And how do I tell Tom? My best mate who built all the strings for me. And Santa was like, don't worry about it, man. Don't think about it. So let's talk about another couple who should have broken up before they ever got married. And we're actually warned by a giant billboard at an get at a bachelor at party that said don't do it Brittany Anyone talk to those losers She was like yeah, I just saw them on Saturday. We all had babies together. Oh, we all had the babies together We had all the babies to we had babies that the work out of it in the same place together You had all your babies together, but that's not even the season.

So, Andy's like, so how would you, as a handful, I would you characterize your friendship with Jacks at this point? And as a handful, I was like, well, we're in different places in our lives. I'm angry on the ghost. Yeah, he doesn't like you, Tom. Just say that. He doesn't like you. He has your guts. He wishes you were dead. Just say that. He's like, no, no, he doesn't like you, Tom. Just say that. He doesn't like you. He has your guts. He wishes you were dead.

Just say that. He's like, no, no, land like different places, okay? Yeah, yeah. Sandevol is working on television, and Jack's is posting things on Instagram, desperately trying HE TV. Just do a special about him in Brittany. And claiming that he's producing movies and stuff. And so, Ariana is like, he didn't come to Katie's party because of you, Tom. Like he hates your guts and he

hopes she'd die. Stick a needle in your eye, okay? Hate you. Dead. He wants you dead, okay? Yeah. All right, fine. Ariana, gone. And so Vanderpump's like, well, you know, I don't really keep in contact, but Brittany does still help with the Fed up of dog foundation so that's sweet, sad, sweet, sad, she's sad sweet. Sad, she's made me do that for the freed novelty sunglasses that she could put on a dog and then say something like, you're a cool gentleman I believe. You're a cool guy, you're a cool guy, can you say? You know, we have noticed John Cessar has texted me a few times about missing poop bags, but you know, I'm sure DwaSim Brit me.

And then they sort of like reminisce on Jack's last words of last season where he said, this is my show. This is why my show is successful. I was like, oh, it's my show. Don't touch, don't touch, but you're, I put your house on it and don't beat this one. It's my favorite for me, brother. So it's always fun to relive that scene. Yeah. And Andy's like, all right, let's move back to torturing James James since your dress like Miami Vice.

Let's talk about Vice's stupid. All right, what is California sober, Danny? Okay, what is it? Second, I don't drink anymore, just smoke weed. But then he gives us slice smile because we all know that he's not just smoke in the weed. We all know he's coped out of his damn head. And I would like to thank this reunion, forgiving me what I've needed all of these years. Thank you.

I'll I want us a little honesty, okay? I need to know who to see at the party and ask for cook. Okay. So James is like, well, you you get a soda from the machine Ronnie Thank you Barlow so Andy's like, uh, Raquel, when you're gonna live in your sober you want to take a bag of Alex and she's like, um, and James is like, yeah, yeah Yeah, you can and brox says the question was for Raquel mate let Raquel answer the question He's like, but you can it's just yeah, but you can't to coke And he's like oh my god, you were taking cup no, no, no, I wasn't taking cup. You were do you have any now?

Do you have any coke right now? Okay, I believe you can I do it off your ass Can I do it off your ass? Can I just cook off your ass? Tell me the truth. I mean, back when I was drinking, yes, on the off chance in Hollywood, sometimes just the off chance. Maybe once a day, maybe with a little pre workout supplement, perhaps, you know, just some of you know, every single day, every single day, every single minute of every single day. Yeah, and Abby's like, well, are you all right right now?

Well, the fun in my eye right now, are we all right now? Hey, look at me deep in the eyes and tell me if you see you or me And James is like yes, Lisa's like you Mike Lisa have you watched your own show? What part of James saying he smokes weed every single day just a cope With indicate that he's not high right now Yeah, so James is like, oh There it is you caught me you caught, so James is like, oh, there it is, you caught me, you caught me. Wow, James is high. Look at that.

Drone's the high. Woohoo, yes, so I bet you all feel smart, don't you? And that's probably why you want something sexy if you're stoned out of your mind. And then he's like, actually, sex when your high is really far. Just like, I need backup right now, it's just. That guy has doing so much

today. If you look on IMDB, he's got Allie Sheezy's resume typed in there. That was a very, very deep cut. That was appropriate for our 10-year anniversary. A nice 30-year-old joke for a 10-year anniversary. I love an alley shitty callback. Well, we just like mentioned Charles Manson and Claudius and Diana Mana and Alicia Geese. And Colligula, don't forget we had a Colligula joke going on. Ugh. So Vanderpump's like, well maybe that's why you're not having sex because you're all getting eye on druggy drugs.

Ooh. Is that how it works, Andy? And Andy's like no actually fucking I fucking amazing She's like I need help so well she wants support so Andy's like James You struggle to contain your rage all season long and at this moment I believe you've just crumpled up a can in your hand We didn't where that can't even come from hey Rick how did his rage issues and form Where did that can't even come from? Hey, Rick howl did his rage issues inform his growing you growing apart from him and she's like, yes, of course.

So then Andy is like, do you think you need to work on yourself too? And James is like, he's like, but Rick howl said that she wants to do all sorts of stuff? It's like, let us speak, let us speak. And she's like, well, I've been wanting to be a pediatric nurse, but then, you know, I was like living in the model LA life, you know, and like, I can't commit to that when I'm just so drained. And it's like, by the way, I just received this note from Shina that says you are still wearing your engagement ring. And also in the ring. I'm sorry.

And also throw a follow at summer. Men. You're somewhere in that ring, which I find actually kind of amazing when you're sitting in the same room with she now after she has gotten involved with magic glasses. So good luck with that one. Rick, I was like, yeah, I'm going to give it back to him. You want you want it now like this very normally I imagine emotionally late in a moment that she's just like, oh, yeah, oh, you

can have a back right now. James is like, sure, everyone just like watching like this is just happening right now, just giving this ring back. I was like, it was supposed to be this big dramatic moment, but Rick, I can't really carry it off, to be this big dramatic moment, but Rick help can't really carry it off, you know, she's saying, yeah, I can give it to you now. If you want it now, he's like, all right, fun to do it. Charlie's like, don't give it back.

I drink good. And she and I was like, oh, finally, I'll get a real diamond this season. Give it to me. But instead, golem, golem, she is put back back into her seat and James takes it and she's like, he's just taking it, he goes, thank you, that's a bit corn. I was like, wow. So everyone's like, everyone just gets stuck. I was cracking up, by the way. I mean, I give everybody on this show so much shit, but I was dying laughing at this.

It was like serious stuff is happening, but James was being really funny during this whole episode. Cracking me up. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So, there were like a camp leave that just happened and stuff. And Rikels, like I envisioned a life of James and it was something I fantasized about a lot so it's kind of like closing that book and just redirecting my energy somewhere else look at me redirecting my energy oh my god I walked into the wall Rick out Rick out of your energy in your chair

I told you stop projecting all right no astral projecting. Right. Oh, my soul hurts. And Charlie goes, well, I don't think you should have given the ring back. My opinion, thanks Charlie. Glad you're here Charlie. So then Brock is like, see how long has he's been going on for?

And James says, Brock, we already answered that. Okay, how have you been listening? Well, I have been listening, but it's hard to wrap my head around it as well because I'm sure it was tough when you left your family in Australia to pursue a big Bulled life in LA right? Brock is like you think that's who it was James Learned from your fucking moment because James say something. Oh, it's a moment. He's saying moment over and over again It was a moment or whatever and he's like I'm gonna end the moment

Loan from your moment, James, this is your problem you need to see it therapist Listen, I just had a very hard conversation and then I need to hear your big ogre voice Which is so this is true. I don't need to hear your voice after this. Fuckin' Brock, that was so funny. He's like, so when did this happen? Brockler of all dudes. Brockler of all dudes. Right now, the night Brock. So what happened to the engagement ringer just disappeared into thin air?

He gave it back, Brock rock you have to watch. Here's what I'm saying. You need to learn from moments or that's my advice. Take the moments and learn and then Andy is just looking at Brock. Like if Andy's face could make a sound it would be this. Ugh. Like if you're just making the grossest face at Brock. If life were made of moments, even now and then a bad one

Oh life were met that never had moments then would you even know if you had one? Brock oh my god Brock would be getting into the woods just always losing the beans We're so good for a go. No, Brake. I don't know. Brake, don't you remember? The corn was gold and so. Look, the corn as yellow as corn.

No, that's not right. The hair with the silica's yellow is corn. Corn. Just get me corn. The brains are grained. It's a lot of us. I don't know. Hey, here with the silica's yellow was corn corn just get me corn Their names are great. This lot us So Andy's just looking at him like he's a moron and James cuz you need to do that You need to get to therapy bro, and he goes, oh, do you get help bro? He's like not financial up from your girlfriend bro out bro, and he's like this is what this is why I wanted to wait

Recal you see what I told you this is what I want to take because this is what I wanted to wait, Rikal. Do you see what I told you? This is what I want to take. Because this is what I have to deal with right now. I've got Shrek Scousin over here questioning me. All right, I hope you happy, Rikal. At least I guess. It's too late. The genie is out of the bottle. I'm talking about Shrek Lisa, not Aladdin.

Stop it. My cartoon analogy. The jig is up. And she's like, why are you afraid to say anything in front of us I mean it's not like we're all haters and he's not all of you but Brock is a hater Brock is James Hater you've never been a good friend to me Brock never and he's like what I do she the guts of that's bullshit because has it bullshit babe has it bullshit he's like no you're a user and that's how I felt. A user? He got he got close and then he cut me off. That's what he did because I got to know you and I

separate myself from this personality. Okay, you're fucking bad and as tired of you, she wants to work with special lady skids and she can't because she's young with you. Yeah, and what do you use you for? Okay, not the show. He's using me for the show. So don't get it twisted. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know what I need a break I can't talk about the curries and the smells is like I give a flying fuck I mean he really spoke for all of us didn't me because the second he said that I was like oh god We have to talk about the fucking food at Charlie's party. Yeah, yes Yeah, and he's like we're talking about you. So they're all trying to yell about you get back here and Panderpromp's like James come back. Yeah, and he's just like storming down the hall after this whole drug conversation to go to bumps like everybody knows you know like he's totally raging so he goes to the men's room and then someone knocks and they're like, do you need some water?

Are you GI graded in there? And he goes, PING, PING! So then she does now crying and she's like, oh, you are such a gem recall and you deserve so much fucking matter. Can we please say something without fucking in it please? Can we please say something without fucking in it, please? Guys Guys, I feel like our language has been a bit coarse. Let's say off the fbums. Brock, I just said that I'm sitting right here Who are you then? I run a restaurant. I'm not familiar. I Preferred eat at home, Chicky or

Yeah, I prefer to eat at home, chickie or So send them I was like I'll go get him and so he goes together and James you know zipping up And he's like they're all coming for me and Brock is trying to make me look like some bad guy I mean, this is a product of the truth all right the moment she said we're not so nice I mean exactly moment broke. It was a miracle. Everything was clear. We love each other We fuck each other But we are meant to be together bro. Yeah, just have a insane Geez, how was that P you took I know are you getting ready for a workout later? Did you have to take some free workout?

Stuff so Charlie is like um, so I don't think James wants to admit But like that it was not his choice and it's like very clear that's like not his choice and like if it were his choice it probably wouldn't have been happening so that was my attempt at a song time we were a c'mon. Couch shut up you literally did nothing all season you hang around my god. So James is like uh back to James he's like shh I mean she's made her decision bruh her parents take me even after after drinking, I like cool drinking. I changed my lifestyle for her. And it's still wasn't good enough.

I'm never doing that again. That's for sure. He's like, I became a man. I became the man. I'm like, what, drinking? Okay. And I've, I still got these anger issues. And I've learned my lesson. I'm never doing it again. I'm like, what are you never doing again? Quitting drinking or like, all these good things that happen in your life? Yeah. Oh, so Andy's like, all right, I don't want to change topics since the only entertaining thing is laugh. Charlie, you received positive messages about your food. Strong. Andy, you all right. Sorry, where am I? Is this patomic? I'm so excited! It's my name is Paparole's Annie Cobb. Damn it.

Hey, we're on a look, there's a game of you falling. That was funny. I've had enough of that, Andy. So then Charlie is like, well, I think my biggest issues are that when people put me on the spot about food, and keep asking me, why aren't you eating your food? Why aren't you eating your food? Why aren't you eating your food? That's like a really triggering for me. Okay, Oh, James is saying to all our back. Okay. Well, no, no, keep going. This is actually like really good for my mid-day nap. Just keep going. Okay. Cool. And she waits for them to pass in front of her. So

she doesn't get the camera time cut, you know. You don't need to eat that. We're probably going to cut this anyway. Go ahead. Time out your food. Go ahead. this anyway. Go ahead, time to eat. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. It's like, well, but like, you know, it's like, I don't like talk, like people asking me to eat. And he's like, well, I'll tell you this much. You didn't like she and his enchilados. And she was like,

I don't take offense with that at all. I'm very good-measured and my part is, some are just unfollowed that bitch. Hahaha. Yeah, because she's like, yeah, no, it's just like I come from a Hispanic family and like, hers were like a little white wash for me. And she's like, yeah, I don't like super American. They're just, they're basically just like slices of a white bread with like peanut butter

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I'm supposed to feed my baby on 10%. I hashtag people pleaser. So you didn't even finish your entree. Oh my god, now she's nagging me about my food, Ambi. So, and he's like, so you feel like being friends with Gina comes with expectations and Charlie's like, yeah, the whole Danica situation put a bad test to my mouth. And then he's like yeah the whole danica situation put a bad test to it's in my mouth and then he's like oh danica the race car driver no she

was a cast member last season oh yes yes hey so okay did she never tell you to be friends with someone like not be friends with someone on her behalf and she was like no first of all I never said don't be friends with someone on her behalf. And she was like, no, first of all, I never said don't be friends with her, okay? Remember, I remember specifically because I was dead as sober because I was pregnant. And I said, Raquel, I am not gonna tell you who you can't and cannot be friends with. And then someone interrupts her. I forget who she's talking. Yeah, I was like, but it's how you say it, Shina.

No, I'm talking. And I'm about to make this about my pregnancy. Okay. I was like, but it's how you say it, Sheena. No, I'm talking and I'm about to make this about my pregnancy. Okay, I was sober. Okay, remember when I said I was dead ass sober? I remember that I said that because I'm dead ass sober right now. Okay, so I remember I said specifically, if you continue to hang out with her, this makes me uncomfortable because excuse me during that time, I was pregnant after a miscarriage, after I had gone to the store, and a shopping cart had dinged my car, and a bird had pooped on my head. And so excuse

me if I didn't want this person around me in my inner circle. Yeah, but I wanted you in my inner circle, but not her in my inner circle, so sorry! So you said you're only having your inner circle around right now, and if you want to be part of my inner circles, you won't be friends with Danica. So you told us she can't be friends with Danica. Why are we running around in the circle? Okay. So Rick else like circle. Oh, well, it makes sense when you explain it like that. I can do long division now. Okay, so switching gears. Rob, oh, sorry. Rob. Sorry, Brock. Okay, you'll see why I said Rob in a moment.

Okay, so Brock, you're a former pro athlete, but you've never been more focused than when you shouted Rob Villet as record for TV hanging. Andy, I'm still sort of whitenful you to bring. I just don't know why you called me Rob right there. All right, we'll just let that go. So Charlie tells the story of how Brock came over and hung the TV, but at three in the morning, they thought someone was breaking in,

and they came into the living room, and the TV had just crashed down Into the middle of the living room. There was drywall everywhere whatever and rocks like well. I told you I only found one stood All right, they was the one one stood walk it on you and then he's like Sheena. Yes, I'm going to Sheena's tweets about a TV that fell off a wall. That's where we are Sheena you tweeted that, uh, brought in the right tools and Vanderprin's like, oh, look at she now making excuses for Shrek.

And she's like, literally, my daughter has COVID. I was up on my, I was pregnant. I wasn't drinking, but I was pregnant before I had my daughter after I had my daughter. I wasn't pregnant. No, obviously, but I had been pregnant. My daughter and I was up on my, and I was not all mine. I'm sleeping the price, cause COVID,

that are COVID, and I'm in a terrible mood because my baby had COVID. Can I say COVID? So I saw the screen and I responded. And then she responded digitally. Yeah, quite bitchy. And Charlie goes, it wasn't bitchy. It was just a little intense.

For no, you were a little intense for no reason. I said, did you stay up? You said, did you stay up on night mad? Like that's bitchy, okay, because I had a baby, wet COVID, and also like I couldn't find my batteries. So like all of a sudden I have a flashlight that is still alive, but it could have been dead and I couldn't find a batteries for it. It was like a lot that I was going through. You know, and she's like, so you needed to like all the mean tweets about me, she just, yeah, it was past. Okay, so I'm thirsty, and I needed you to get on the show. I mean, tweets about me, she and I just, yeah, it was past. Okay, so I'm thirsty, and I needed you to come on the show.

I mean, you think I'm thirsty? You think I need attention? She goes, yeah. Junko's like, she's like, Sheena, I'm not you. I don't need to do things for attention. People just watch me. People think I'm funny, naturally.

Yeah, I'm not natural. You're so lame and so fired. Okay. I did like that. I'm funny, naturally. Yeah, I'm not natural. You're so lame and so fired. Okay. I did like that. I'm your sponsor. I actually like that response. I felt like that was a good glimmer of the Charlie that I was hoping for all season.

I'm past that point, I think. Like, you can't spoil the milk. That's how I'm linking at it. But the genie's out of the bottle, Tommy's defamatic. So Tommy's like, okay, you know. And Charlie's like, yeah, people think I'm really funny. Naturie, just, I don't think that was funny. Well then you should have texted me, she, she, like a friend would, and she did.

Okay, so we see that she had did text her before she tweeted, and it says, Brock is getting enough shit this season you didn't need to pour fuel on the fire. So Charlie again goes you could have texted just but I did she goes oh really she and it's always someone else's problem it's not for you. And this is where I'm officially done because now she's just watched what Lala does and she think she's just gonna copy that. Like just disregard everything and start clapping in someone's face. It's just, how do I say? It's not like that it's, it's not the rudeness of it because it's Vanderpump rules.

It's like the copy, it's like the copy-ness. The lack of originality. The lack of originality. And you have Vanderpump rules is known for like deeply original souls. So, um, so then we go, let me move on and now we, hey, now we're joined remotely by Tom and Katie and Lala. Hey, how's ocean? And she here with you now because I just want to get one more scene of you passing

your baby off to a night nurse to close out the season. Yeah. Um, by the way, Fandre Pumpedandy are falling asleep. They both look like, oh, Jesus. So welcome back. We're joined remotely by the rest of these losers. So lady in a weird pink dress and gloves. That's Katie, right? Katie, Katie. So you still can't dress. Nice. Lala, you've gone through some big changes, but for now, you know, talk about your baby because I know you want to. She's like, she's with her Gigi, which is my mom. In other words, I'm poor now. That's all I'm doing. Yeah. I just call my mom her Gigi. So it makes it sound like I'm part of like the Gigi Hadid group, but I'm not. So then

Andy is like, well, guess what? You guys missed a big piece of news. So let's do the first 20 minutes of the show all over again. James, you want to fill your friends in? Lala goes, it's the only engagement cold off. And she's, oh, well, how come? And we're, we're cows like, um, my heart's not in it. So I'm moving out tomorrow. And they're like, oh my god, we're all so shocked. Oh my god. And shorts goes, yeah, well my god, we're also shocked. Oh my god. And shorts goes. Yeah. Well, some people never have the conversation like if they're soulmates or not and then like, you know, 20 years later, they're like, fucking hate you. So like I commend you guys, because that's good.

Good for you guys. I'm not speaking from personal experience, but I guess checking on me in 20 years, I'm not speaking from personal experience, but I guess check in on me in 20 years, huh? And Mama's like, I feel sad, but I admire them both deeply for doing it the right way on TV. We're called like, we've grown so much, and I think we're put into each other's lives for a reason. Okay, enough of that. Hey, so Shina, talk to us about your struggles, because you never seem to talk about your struggles. Thank you. Well, I gained 55 pounds when I was pregnant, and it's a cool, hey, Lala, how'd you get your baby body?

Post baby body. Well, do you have a bad to say? And she's like, um, it's genetics, Andy, you know, but things are sitting differently though. You know, I have my own insecurities like, I'm actually much lighter now because my black amics card was taken away. So that, you know, I don't feel worried about that, Andy. And he's like, well, you had outside help. So how did you feel when

Sheena said that you let other people raise your kid? Mala's like, well, fortunately, I didn't have a partner. Andy like Sheena has. So, you know, I didn't just let other people raise my kid. I paid them good fucking money to raise my kid. And now I am raising my kid. And it fucking sucks. Thanks for asking. She's like yeah you know unfortunately I didn't have a partner in it with me. I didn't have what Sheena has with Brock because now that it's convenient I'm going to paint Brock as a wonderful present partner as a parent. My option was a knight nurse and a day nurse and I'm forever grateful for those

women, whatever their names were. Yeah. Please come back. Please come back for free. Can I just start calling you interns? So, oh, sorry, go ahead. No, you do. You go forward. You forge on. Are you sure? Because I don't even really. In the spirit of Don a man off in this. I know you don't know, but I know even less. Well, it's something about how much sex shorts and Katie have to have. I guess because of their, they're trying to get pregnant, which are obviously not because shorts did like was doing psychedelics and get a wasted in every episode. After the doctor told them all needed to do was not drink. But it was something about that, right? Yeah, Andy

was basically like, so did you? So it was 15 times and 90 days, your definition of really working out to have a baby. He's that everyone's like, actually, like they're like, that's pretty good 15 times, you know? So, um, uh, so Andy's just like, Hey, you know what? I was so impressed, and I'm all with the way you cared for Schwartz's sperm. Wow. So, you know what, do you know how hard it was to execute and deliver with a full crew in your house? And I don't know, it's like they're wacky sperm scene. They talk about, then they talk about area on his eggs and Why is she suddenly freezing her egg?

Because of me you're welcome And I don't know we get into area on an Santa falls like are do they want kids do they both want kids don't they want kids? He wants kids You know what I really want to see on Vanderpump rules some more more weddings and more children Please I know I know and for the show and she really want to see on Vanderpump rules some more. More weddings and more children, please. I know. And for the show.

And Shina tells actually a very scary story about how she had complications with giving birth. So that was actually, you know, that was like a momentary, like, oh, poor Shishu. And then Andy, then Andy starts talking to Katie in Schwartz about Katie revealing that they had an abortion and the decision that they made and how she basically was like, I don't feel like we should run from these things.

You know, we should just, you know, like I feel like it's important to follow my heart, et cetera. Right. You know, and you, it's important to talk about stuff like that because it's like a big, almost like shameful thing that no one talks about, but it's not. Like we should be able to talk about it, you know? And so that was a good answer, I thought. Yes.

And Andy is like, you know, but this is all depressing stuff. So I'm like scrolling through it, like not here for this. So Andy is like, so, so, so Schwartz, tell us your mission statement in 10 seconds. Come on, you can do it, Schwartz. Also, okay, tell us your mission statement while you come in the cup while I'm doing Coke off James' ass. Go, 10, 9. Ah, it's a funky, vibrant, cozy dive lounge nestled under the Hollywood hills. One of my favorite parts of Hollywood Hollywood shout out to Franklin Village Shout out to sidewalks too cuz people have to walk them then oh there's gonna be a sidewalk and

So then we find out the the way that Lisa Vanderpump found out about this new bar is because Jack's basically told these. He basically like, narked. He was like, oh, I'm being fired. Okay, cool. So we called up Lisa Vanderpump. Like, by the way, just giving your heads up, they're opening a bar together, which is again, such a dick move. Yeah, it's so jacks too, right? And they all just kind of laugh.

Like, I have, of course, Jack said that loser. And she's like, well, he expected me to have a conibsion about it, but you know what, listen, I expect them to go on, you know. It's a mother bird's job to push her little baby birds out of the nest in the first place, you know. That's the only way they fly. It's also the only way they break into. It need to be tipped back together, you know.

So it's a win-win for me, really. I just want to see my little birds fly and go out into the world and go, oh, the many places they'll go. Now for Van the Pump, Nicolaine, furniture, that's a different story. I want my furniture back, bitch. So then they talk about the money that Van the Pump offered, Schwartz to buy back his stake in the restaurant. And he's like,

that would be like parting weights with your first born. And he's like, so would you end up getting the money. He's like, oh, yeah, I did a cash out refi and James goes, what a cash walk. I don't even know if James knows what that is, but he just can sense that that's probably a bad choice. Yeah, you know, you talk to the lady who's behind this big plexiglass, um, a wall, and then, um, you sign a couple of things and boom, you're done. And then you start getting a few calls. Yeah, a couple of people are so our doors broken again. So that happened.

I'm not really sure what it is, but we got some of the money. And, um, then we get like a little preview video because shorts and sandies is slated to open spring 2022 and they're below budget. So we see them, we see the space and they basically built like a little kind of like arcade. And it's like, yeah, you're going to walk in and then you're going to see this arcade and then it goes through and you're like, whoa, what's a room? So I'm not sure what that I'm I will just I'm gonna you know it's not fair to judge before you see the final product but I'm still

kind of like uh okay okay well yeah it's like a compromise on what they wanted right because he's like and then it opens that but it's like kind of a set. I mean, how it looks now. It looks like a little archway. Yeah, it looks like a little weird archway. But I do like that they were doing my idea that I came up with on this podcast two weeks, the very deep idea of just repainting everything, keeping the stone and putting some new tile in. It's gonna look great.

That's all they needed that place, you know, and get a new door. Oh, and I even got a blister. Oh, my first blister. So let's see here. Andy, okay, so now it's Katie versus sand of all. So Andy is like, Katie, you express interest in the bar, but you also seemed critical of sand of all ideas from the very start.

And Tom's like, I'm furious already look at my face Like he's ready to go Katie's like my criticism wasn't really just coming from me actually Andy it was from Tom because Tom would air his grievances to me No, oh, no, oh, no, just one thing. I did express that to sand of all for the record to his face I mean I did in sock puppet form and, it was really just a picture of his face, but it was still like intended for his face. Yeah, um, his right hand had a dirty sock in it and it told, um, a picture of me from a lifetime movie I did a couple years ago that he wasn't really crazy about the name, but

here's the thing and Katie's like, no, like, he can't even talk to him because he like literally walks away from the bar. That's what happens Andy. Send about this, oh, walks away from the bar. Yeah, and um, sand of all is like, you know, when me and Schwartz started this journey, there was one thing I was adamant about. I don't want the significant others involved in this big risk business Venture and this was so stressful enough. Oh, we made that deal two years ago Yeah, we did we did make that deal, but you know what? We're adults and we're allowed to change our minds I mean, I didn't anticipate Katie being so passionate about undermining everything that you do

I mean, it's her hobby. You know, I said, if you want to come in and enter a undermine sand of all and it makes you happy, why not, babe? If you want to say all the things I'm too afraid to say, you just do it. I'm like, if you have a deal in place, you can't just say like, Oh, we're adults enough to change her minds. You had a deal. You had a mission statement. Yes. And he also is still sticking to the claim that he only said that he didn't like the name. That's all he said to Katie. So I don't know. I've always seen his Katie change everything around and change every story.

So I believe shorts over Katie on this one because she just seems to, she seems to start losing it as they go here. So Santa was like, but what about my passion? About what about my spending all this money and like working so hard and like having meetings with investors like, listen Katie, I was willing to get you involved in some way but like right off the bat

you're just hammering away at me. And she's like, I was just trying to stand up for Tom Huea, but you are. No, you were trying to put your stamp on, don't get it twisted, but guess what, my stamp is already on it Because I got custom stamps on Amazon. They're like so cool And you put them on like this like neon ink and then it's like glows in the dark

It's awesome. It's part of our concept like glow in the dark stamp chic Yeah, but you told Katie that you've been bringing money into her household And then we see a clip of that and he's like yeah, but the reason I brought that up were like these choices like it seems like I'm pushing so like I'm I'm just like trying to push us to the next level. That's all that's all I'm saying Yeah, yeah, he's a champion He's like and he's like he's for sure an advocate for Tom Schwartz But like watching back that conversation where he was boasting and about bringing money to the house and our end is like He wasn't boasting and I don't think it was boasting either.

It was not a moment of like, look at what I do. It was kind of like, I do so much and you guys are benefiting so much from the work that I do and you're acting like I'm doing nothing. Yeah, well, and also their partners, so they're bringing money into each other's house. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like, we bring money into each other's house. If we got in some fight and my sister jumped in, and you said, I don't want your sister there. Like, this isn't fair. I'd have been like, okay, you know, this is our thing. I got distracted because my friend just texted me, and this is the text. Hi, I'm pretty sure Doreet's in Sino House

is a block for my brothers. That was it. I got distracted because I was like, oh my God, why would my sister ever get mad at Ben? I was like having this whole scenario in my head because I'm afraid. Yeah, we're fighting. I didn't tell you. Your sister and I are fighting. So, um, Schwartz is like, well, it felt patronizing and condescending. And I'm saying this as a man with a blister. And so, Sandoval's like, I have been attacked for months. And I've been working on our business

and having been literally attacked. Okay, I've had propaganda spread about me for months. And I've had a target on me. I have been attacked. Vladimir Putin tried to poison me on a park bench already, okay? It is dangerous for me right now. Yeah, you ran to Lisa and you said that like I created the Tom Tom brand and she goes, yeah, you tried to take credit for the Tom Tom brand.

Like you can't take credit for a whole human being. He never did that. That is all in your head, you crazy person. Like, that's what he's talking about. Like, I know Tom gets crazy and stuff, but he never took credit for the whole brand. Okay. And so Tom's like, yeah, I didn't do that in Ariana because, yeah, how is that all getting conflated from watching that scene? Because that scene turned out so different in Katie's retelling of it than the truth. I mean, we all saw it. So James is like, oh,

I mean, come on, you're in the cycle. And he's in the side car. That says it's all right there. I mean, what's a cashback phenomenon, three for? I mean, what even is that? Fine, it's three for. So, Katie's like, no, Schwartz does like a lot of stuff.

He's gone to Stonyard to pick out Stonet. Well, actually, I just was saying I was walking around picking up pebbles, but yeah. But yeah, Stonyard, it's cool. You can say that. Yeah, he does everything. Like, he fixes tables and then I'll be like, so we're sand-of-all then right now.

And he's like, yeah, sand-of-all doesn't do anything. Whoa, whoa, Katie, be quiet. No, yeah, he says sand-of-all doesn't do shit. Katie! And he's like putting his hat for her face shoving her away. I'm like got you're so bad to your wife You're so bad to your wife. She is actually standing up for you because you clearly clearly Shwarf says all this stuff, you know behind closed doors and she's sick of it And she he's not gonna stand up for himself and she shouldn't fight for his fight his battles But she probably is kind of like I don't want to hear it anymore so I'm just gonna

fucking say something. Well you're yeah we're looking at this different because you look at it as her standing up for her man I think that's blowing up your man's spot like who does that you should be able to go home and talk to your partner without them going off and being like well guess what my husband said about you. Well he blows up. Well, he blows up her spot enough. He blows up her spot enough that she's a lot to get some revenge spot. Yeah, neither one of those is really a champ in that marriage. That's for sure.

I'll tell you who's a champ. Dynamanov, happy birthday, lovely lady. I hope your nest is not empty. I hope your nest is full of many, many, put together birds, Dynamanos. Yeah, it ends with Katie just screaming. Yeah, you're a band practice. You're doing this. You're doing that. And my husband's doing all the work right now. And you're sleeping. You're asleep. Which Katie being mad at anybody for being asleep is hilarious. And it was

good. It filled me with like a nice little jolt of rage there at the end which is neat and looks like next week will be really fun because lala is gonna cry tears over rand I'm not next week in the next episode lala is gonna cry out tears over rand there's gonna be the Brock stuff so I feel like the second episode will be actually very funny and that's good because we're recapping it in Boston at like a huge show I feel like we're not really expressing like how cool it is that we are going to be at the Wilbur on Sunday.

That is a major theater and like an iconic one. So it is really, really cool. So we're gonna see all you Boston people there and then can't wait to see everyone else and as a reminder, Jersey Shore, we're gonna be doing a country club from season two of New Jersey and everyone else. We'll see you at the cra crappies either digitally or in person

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