Watch What Crappens - #1681 Live From The Wilbur: PumpRules LaLa Landing

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

We're live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater for the end of our first weekend back out on the road. We had a great time discussing the final Vanderpump Rules Reunion and ingesting gallons of chowda. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwcSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. I CALL! Watch what crap is, Watch what crap is, I CALL! Oh My god Hello Oh my god. Hello. Welcome to the Wilbur Theatre. Thanks for... We haven't... We have been trying to get to you, motherfuckers, for two years.

Two years. Thanks for waiting. Two years. God! You know, one pandemic and one bomb cyclone later, we made it. And I feel so, so good about it, because you know, I'm not a trendy person, I'm an old navy right now, head to toe, you know I am. And I'm never on trend with anything, you know, I just first heard the song like a year ago. I'm the bad guy. Duh.

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This is actually notable for many reasons, first of all, this is such an epic theater. This is what we first booked us two years ago, we're like, oh my god, I can't believe we're doing the Wilbur. We're Countess Luanne herself has performed. The copyright. But also, you know, so we just did the crappies on Thursday, which was really cool But this is like our first true Live show like our first like proper live shows and two years. Yeah, that's our first live recap, you know And it's a Vanderpump rules recap and you know, yeah

That shows had some ups and downs mostly down mostly here down It's been a it's been a year of down and some of you guys were worried but the show is about dragging stupidity What better show? Yes Also, it could be historic because as far as we know it's the final episode ever. We don't know if this is coming So we're actually so excited to get to do this show live with you tonight You know, yeah, this might be the final Vanderpump rules recap of all time. Can you? Oh. Just like to be dramatic.

Well, another reason why we are also really, really appreciative that you guys are here tonight, because we know you could also be at home watching the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Oh. I love that. I love that. I love that. That show is some trauma. What about my trauma?

What about me? There was never a discussion about whose trauma was in the first place. You want to knock the bell down from? about who Strava wasn't at first place. You want him to knock him down from? My son was killed by his friend! He was terrorized, victimized, and made fun of. We watched that episode actually in our hotel room in New York, because Blockbuster Ball, thank you!

So we begged somebody for the screener and watched it. We talked in hour and 45 minutes about that. And the audio is total shit. It's just me recording on my iPhone. It's on my iPhone. So sorry, but it's good. So we decided since we couldn't do that one for you tonight, we'd at least like to start off with the trailer

from last week about the kind of... I'm salt like city. Oh yeah, we're sharing. So yeah, we're sharing it. We're sharing it as well. Also, I have to drink all these waters, you guys. My pee is like yellow, almost green. I was like, I have to drink all these waters, you guys. My pee is like yellow, almost green. I was like, I have to pee really bad.

And then it was like, buu, buu, buu, buu, buu, buu. And it was sludge, so. There we go. It's not a bomb cyclone. Sorry, don't picture it. I know I made you picture it. I know, that's a great way to start off our first show back.

Remember my sludge urine? We've all been there. So the, the praying, you know, come, come here. Next week on the real, how, wait, how do I do it? Real housewives of the salt next city week. No, no, something just isn't adding. Huh. Something just isn't adding ah. Oh. On the next, next week on salt, salt and pepper. I wonder how much of Whitney's shit is just that.

Just Whitney's staring off in the space trying to think of something to say. Can I do a pull dance on this microphone? Small. So we start with Heather galloping around in a bath. In a bath robe thing, which is a cup tan. Like a cover opera, whatever thing. And then we see horses. So it's a very horsey week.

We know it's going to be a horsey week. We know it's gonna be horsey week and there's like gole gole this is a gole. Okay, and we see real horses and then we cut back to our going I'm just as a canter. So there's some educational quality is about this episode you know galloping and cantering and you see a really judgmental look in Whitney's face as Heather is jumping all over the floor. You see Whitney just like you know galloping and cantering. And you see a really judgmental look in Whitney's face as Heather is jumping all over the floor. You see Whitney just like, ill.

I wish I could put words into what, think I have this. Why isn't Meredith teaching me about cantering? What is she hiding? She must know something. If the horse was cantering, What is she hiding? She must know something. If the horse was cantering, then that must mean Meredith lied about her father dying. Meredith's father is a horse rider.

Something's not adding up. Gallop, gallop is like when they do gallop. Poles, poles, stripper, poles. We're going stripping on horses. Anything to just jump on a pole. So find any reason. Santa Claus is coming. He's from the north. Yeah.

Yeah. Why wasn't Santa in the sprinter that day? What does he know? Something's not adding up. So then we get Pat Whitney judgmental like. So then we see Heather and Lisa sitting together in like a canyon or something. Yeah. And she's like, well, was the memorial on a Monday or Tuesday? Because either she's lying to you or she's lying to me or she's lying to us both. That's not baby gargis.

Why would she lie about Monday or Tuesday? It says like one of those murder clubs on the internet, you know, like where people get together and talk about murders. It's like everybody fucking did it, you know. This everybody did it. They got mail that day. Dun, dun, dun, dun. You know, like docks on poor fucking mail man.

Like, you're a murderer, some lady on the internet said so, buddy. Ta-da. You know, like docks on poor fucking mail man. You're a murderer, some lady on the internet said so, buddy. So then we see Mariam Cosby. What do you guys think about Mariam Cosby? Oh, my God. You're such liars. And what do you guys think about Maryam Cosby? Oh! You're such liars. You're like, so they're sitting around. They look like relaxed and everything. And Jenny is like, oh, so Mary, did you

talk to Robert Senior today? You know, small talk. And Mary is like, I rather not talk about that side of my life. I'm not gonna talk about my, I don't know you. I don't know you. I don't know you. Who are you? Mary, the only person that can get offended walking into an apple, these.

How are we this evening? She gets mad at ATMs. How can we help you? You don't know me. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe How's your husband? Then your business. Don't! Don't! Don't! You know, the rest of it's like every flying thing's across the screen the whole night. So then Heather in that hat. What does that mean?

Oh, that flower. She has a floral. Heather, the little kid who could wait to beat the pinata to get the candy out. Just stuck her to beat the pinata to get the candy out. Just stuck her head up the pinata's asshole, walking around with the top of the pinata on her head. So now in the preview, now they're all at dinner. Because you know last episode, they end the episode having so much fun. Now didn't everyone who watched last week be like, that's amazing.

They were fighting so hard and now they're and now they're having so much fun, they've really moved on as a group. Like, this is, they finally figured it all out, and then you saw this, and you're like, what went wrong? Well, now they're at this table, and Mary is now snapping at Lisa, saying, you don't know how to be real.

You don't know how to be real. No, you're a fake. You know what, everything about your spark. My first thing, I'm back to be real. You don't know how to be real. No, you're fake. You know what? Everything about your stock. I have a first-hand bag. I have a second-hand bag. I have a second-hand bag. It's fine. I have a second-hand bag.

I can't even touch. You're fake. You're fake. Uh-uh, you're fake. Everything is fake. Uh-uh, you are. You're fake. Look at you.

You're fake. And Mary goes, you still eat candy. I'm not so blockbuster ending of this trailer. No, no, no, no. The blockbuster ending is Lisa Barlow going into a room. Oh, my God. How could I forget? She's a horror.

She's up with half of New York City, including Rudy Giuliani. She's a horror. I'm over it. I'm sick and done. And over it. Which she sick and done and over it. Which she may have also been talking about McDonald's not serving breakfast past her in 30s, so. I know. The end of the limited McRid.

She's how high. What a high. Hi, McRid. Hi. Hi, I'm here, McChuse. Hi, Gremes. So that's your off. So I have some Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City.

Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City. We need to get home. Oh, my God. We wish we could just spoil the whole thing for you guys right now, but we won. We won. So Vanderpump rules.

OK, what a walk-ass season. Now, this season ended up delivering so much to me that I really needed. You know, and while something's happening, you really don't know how great it is. Like, I was gonna say the 80s, but that really did suck if I recall correctly. I mean, for me personally, I was like, 80s were great. What are other things that you thought weren't great until they were over? Kelly Benzimone.

Okay. great until they were over. Kelly Benzimone. OK. I'll go with that. So it's like a Kelly Benzimone moment, where you're like, oh my god, this bitch is crazy. What does she mean, jelly beans? Like, I'll sharpen, get her help. And then a couple of years later, you're like, I can. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha't. It's fine to yourself. Whenever I find myself at my highest 10 of gayness is when I know something really works.

Like when I sit back and go, yes! Just find myself at my house. I'm like, wow, they max out the gayetry. So that was great. That was good. That's Vanderpump rules by the time the reunion ran around. Because all of these things happened that I just dreamed of. You know, like I'm so negative on the show and stuff and I'm like, don't marry him. He's abusive. He's macarolic.

He never quit doing coke. He's on coke right now. No. That's me always. To just be told you're right. You know? I feel like this entire reunion was like, Ronnie, you've been right at the end. It's a tie-in time. You did it. You did it. So this is now going down to my favorite season in history of

Vanderpombo. So we're midway, it's a two-part reunion, we're midway through, and the cliffhanger was that we're in the middle of a fight about the bar that all of America is waiting to open, shorts and sandies. And Andy is like, hey, Katie or SantaVall, what about Katie being on the bar, obsesses you so much. And he's like, well, right off the bat, Andy, you're wanting to, but you want to put a stamp on this and like don't get a twisted,

I'm like trying to open a business, dude. Oh, it cracked me up as Andy's like, so what bother she's so much about Katie? What is it? What is it? Just Katie? What bother you? And then it cuts to Katie going, ah, ah, ah, that, that fucking right there is what bugs in so much about Katie.

It's Katie. There's no deep reason. What is it about Katie? It's fucking everything about Katie. It's Katie. And what murder mystery did she just come back from? What was that outfit she was wearing? This mylar purple with this and that. I know murder mysteries are big on Bravo, but did you know it wasn't happening today?

Were you just bored of showing off the one terrible tattoo? Like, is this your big reveal? Did we get the upper arm terrible tattoo? We're not redoing the material girl video, Katie. No, no. Like the material girl got leprosy on her arm, you know? Like, wow, way to up it in the finale, Katie. Oh, no. Like the material girl got leprosy on her arm, you know? Like, wow, wait up it in the finale, Katie. Oh, I love going.

I'm so mad. It's so mad about that glove. And I know there a thing about your satin glove. You're the leprosy, Katie. So then Katie is just like, what do you know? I get to some biblical digs. Katie's got le epithet. You heard it here first at the crap and show.

So Kady's just basically saying how like, she's saying that Tom Schwartz is doing all the work, which I don't know if I believe that. What? What are you saying? What's going on? She says, Kady says, it's hard to hear because a lot of people were? What are you saying, blah blah blah? She says, Katie says, it's hard to hear because a lot of people were talking, not you guys, but on the show. A lot of people were talking.

And she goes, she goes, yeah, he's going to stone yards to pick up. I'm like, Tom Schwartz doesn't know what a stone yard is. Well, but it's also one day of work that Tom Schwartz did. And you can tell because it's so specific. She's like, excuse me, he was the one going to the stone yard with Priscilla. Like, oh, wow. He was the one who moved those tables. And you know what?

He was, I said, where's Tom Sandeball? And he was like, Tom Sandeball doesn't ever come. And Tom Schwartz was like, wow, wow. Yeah, he was like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,eball? And he was like, Tom Sandeball doesn't ever come. And Tom Schwartz was like, blah, blah. Yeah, he was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No. He's got to bring her face with his hands. Gloved defense, glove defense. Yeah, he doesn't do dick unless he's in front of me.

And Schwartz is like, what she's trying to say is that we balance each other out. That's how it's like, yeah, dude. That's exactly what she's saying. Yeah, bro. All right, bro. By the way, I think we all know what the stone yards is code for. It's like a flino, okay? So, yeah.

So then, can you- I've never been to a stone yard. I actually have. Oh, well, okay. So then came. I've never been to a stone yard. I actually have. Oh, well, okay there, never mind. That was a yes and a few. Let me just scroll up. Tell me about your stone yard. Well, there's one close to where I live, you know, with just the big slabs of marble, and

you know how on HGTV, they're like, go into the stone yard, and then they go through and they're like, you know what, I really don't like this vaning. This is too much vaning. And I just got to do that. And it was so fun. The guys in Texas are like, so you don't want that one? All right.

I'm like, this one, you know, do you have a thinner vaning? I just kept asking you about vanes. My sister was like, can we please leave? This is too late. Like, down at the stone yard. Okay, so,

so Katie's basically like look if something goffer bit happens to Tom Schwartz It will see the stone yard in a slab of a vany marble falls on him I have to all these debts, you know So like I'm excited for you guys, but also like I've won a sense that all of a sudden they're fighting in the out of nowhere excited for you guys, but also like I've wanted to say, all of a sudden they're fighting out of nowhere. Can I say something? It's like, and they're in the corner with like little like luberds and like butterflies is Raquel

who wants to weigh in on the shorts and sandify it. Yeah, she came from somewhere else this episode, but I really like this argument because it's the only argument, it's like the only couple on Bravo arguing over like, what we're gonna get, what we're gonna lose after we break up. You know what I mean? Because normally it's like, oh, you didn't sign a prenup? Good for you.

But now it's like, oh my God, please, I'm gonna be broke the second he dies. Please. Please help me. So, Raquel is like, I just want to apologize to Katie for what I said on Watcher Happens Live. And so, that was going, thanks for the plan. So then, we got a flashback to Watcher Happens Live.

And they asked Requel of all people, out like what does she think about Katie? She Katie but out of this whole thing and Raquel at the time said I Feel like she's bored with her life and she wants to assert herself and James Kennedy is the best DJ and the best fiance James Kennedy's got a butt like she's got a butt like she to know James Kennedy's got a butt like she's got a butt like she a tune of it's full full full full full full chords smack em it's like like like hard is a bit smack up the part an army so basically Rick Hell's like yeah what a bitch stay out of his

business right like if it was anybody else talking but it's Rick Hells, like, yeah, what a bitch. Stay out of his business, right? Like, if it was anybody else talking. But it's Rick Hells, so it's just like a slowly dimming light. You know, it's like a boom. Mm. Mm. Mm. So now, Rick Hells wants to apologize. And the reason why is, because after that episode,

she tells us, my mom had to call me to explain to me that. Everything, like literally everything all the time Everything When you marry someone you're in a business relationship with them and whatever business you're in Suddenly, it's a 50 50 partnership and therefore you're entitled to shorts is 50% in the state of California like what? 40-50% in the state of California. It was like, what, what are you doing? And Vanderpump's like, that's what a marriage is, darling. Marriage is half of what you have, half of what I have.

A 90% furry thing, no one can really quite explain. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Except for that stench that gets in your nostrils and never goes away. Sorry, Matt darling. Matt darling. Did you notice that Lisa had kind of a new gesture this episode, which was that she would take her hair and like lift it and drop it on her shoulders? That's not new. That's Lisa.

I've only noticed it because I felt like she did so much time ago, or she went like this. Yeah, she lifts it. She goes like this. And then she drops it back. That's her thing. Because you know how housewives get nervous and they pull.

That's what, you know, it's like milk in their hair or whatever we, they pull their hair. They're like how, the girl in the call from real housewives is like, like every time you see her, but Vanderpump's spin is like, I don't pull, I plop. Just like, let's give this hair, the ends of my hair a little ride. Up you go, and down you go.

To me it's like just putting a little baby on my shoulder. It's like, oh there there, plop. So, uh, so anyway, so yeah, Lisa's like, well, that's marriage, you're entitled to half. And Ariana, it goes, well, well, that's marriage, you're entitled to half. And Ariana, it goes, well, I think that's bullshit. And Mala goes, yeah, but you're not married. Oh, thanks, Lala. Neither are you. Yeah.

Lala. As someone who was almost married on TV. Love Lala standing up for the institution of marriage. It's like you didn't even get your own Range Rover girl. You got the other mistresses Range Rover. I mean, are you fucking kidding me with this? No, you can do it all you want. They feed me.

So, yeah, so then, so then they're like bickering about like getting 50% of whatever and Lala goes, did both of you just need to like shut up? I mean it's crazy, that's what a marriage is. That's right on half of Al Pacino. You guys just don't understand things like Mafia movies. It's a new genre. People just like are too sensitive for Mafia movies right now. We're just waiting for Mafia movies to really catch on. Remember that? And random pumps like darling, like casino. Huh? So, um, so basically Ariana's like, well, I'm sorry, but I just don't like the superiority complex of people that are married or at least are really close to but then failed. That almost being married, Lala.

Yeah, well I just want to say, like I'm still here too, and the bad side of me because I'm not sitting on the right side, wants to say something right now. Wow. Wow. Oh, Ariana is really trying to say. And it's not like she feels just as close to Tom as you guys do, even when you're so married. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. And Ariana is like, I don't need a piece of paper to be just as married as they are. Actually, I mean, you do. Like, that's, yeah. That's like all business of people writing down papers for sure. It's like being pulled over and being like, I don't need a piece of paper to tell me I

can drive. Like, what can you do? You do. You actually do. You do. You do. Yeah. That's.

Um, and Lala's like, that's your own complex, Ariana. I'm sure the court will really care when you show up and say, Well, I feel married. Girl, that's your whole defense, Lala. Yeah. You need to just sit your ass down. Also, Lala knows California's laws. You do not have to be married in Cala. You live with someone a few years, you get half their shit.

That's it, OK? That's how it works. That's why I'm with nobody forever. Like, get out. I'm like, this has been five minutes. You're gonna try and claim some shit. Get out of my house. This PlayStation is my bitch.

Get out. So Andy is like, so what is the status of Katie's involvement? And she's like, with coloring books? No, with the bar. He's like, oh, well, I was being overly idealistic. And see, Katie and Tom never had good work, energy. But I wanted to give a shot because I saw my wife who's so

fired up and it caught me a guard and just didn't work. Oh, this guy is the biggest manipulator on the show. He gets away with everything. This is all him. He purposely set Katie up to want to work at the thing at the restaurant so that Santa Ball would tell her, fuck no, because Schwartz didn't have the nets to tell her, fuck no.

This is my thing. Yeah. Yeah. No. That would me, there. Now that said, I sound all tough. But I met Katie one time in real life and I was like, I was just kidding. Seriously, I was just kidding.

She's like, no, let's talk. And I was like, oh, you know what? I pulled a Mary Cosby. I was like, I'm not comfortable sharing that side of my life with you right now, Katie. I was just like totally confused by the whole thing. I was like, Is that a light? Weird. I have not yet met Katie.

I would say she's my butt. What's the opposite of a bucket list? She's your mom list. I mean, I guess that's not the opposite, but... What is the opposite of a bucket list? What is the opposite of a bucket? Puddle lists? I don't know.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondaria. It's commercial. So basically you can see Andy doesn't care about this anymore because he does that thing where he looks at his cards because he's got it. Because got it seems like that's not going to work out anymore. Andy and Vanderpump both cannot even hide it at this point.

It's like, what season is this season nine? I think I don't know. It's like, it's old. Okay, it's almost as old as Cheers or whatever. And Vanderpump is just popping invisible babies on her shoulder, looking off into space the entire time. And Andy's eyes are, you know, he has like one kind of crossed eye anyway, but when he is tired, he's just like,

his head starts bopping slower. He's just like, God, Lisa's like, yeah, let me just drop a little bit of my hair on your head. It'll feel good. Oh, there we go So um and you're like all right, we're kill. Oh the big storyline of the season Raquel doesn't like her nose Well, I felt like my nose tip was very bulbous and too big for my face.

And I do have a petite tiny face. Who has ever said that about themselves? Who says that? Who wanting my fucking pitties, like? It's really hard for me. I have such a tiny petite face. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Does that hat come in petite tiny? Okay. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. All pretty. My nose isn't exactly how I thought it would be, but I think I've come to terms with it, and I feel like a little conjuring with that. It feels fine, and furthermore, see you next Tuesday, is on Tuesday with the greatest DJ in the history of songs. We like the music of the lyrics are great

great and you're gonna it's lots of things about roads roses singing about roses great flowers places you find them in places just deny so James yeah we're back to abuse. Thank God. We're gonna. All right. James, you said that you had to be happy with her in those, because you were the one who had a look at it. What James? And James is like, well, you know, I guess I really don't want to have to explain myself where I was coming with that one

All right, well then if you want me to explain it Like he goes he goes it he goes if you want me to if you want me to try then I will and Andy like suddenly goes Like he suddenly turns into like executive producer Andy Cohen he goes try So James goes, well, you know, it was a matter of let's not make a beautiful thing. Maybe that's well, you know what, it was a matter of, let's not make a beautiful thing, maybe less beautiful, you know? And then he's like, Don't get ugly. It's like a nice subscribe.

And that is what he said, huh? He's like, I don't want you ugly. What's your ugly? So yeah, he tries that route, right? Like, I don't want to make something beautiful, that's beautiful. And he's like, yeah, but maybe the way you're trying to say it is that she's so beautiful already.

She can't even get more beautiful. He's like, no, no, no, it's not actually ever seen. What I'm saying is, it's like this. What are you pointing me? I don't want her to look the wrong way down the road because that noise was pointing at me. I don't want her looking like a stupid slut, Andy. That's what I'm trying to say, Andy. LAUGHTER

I guess I was too harsh. I was too harsh. It was hard. I've got to run out. LAUGHTER So, uh, and... Well, I take it back. Please don't yell at me on Twitter anymore. It's very disturbing.

Ugh. Yeah. So then Andy starts asking. He's like, hey, Charlie, so you were trying to sell feet on this was this was a terrible storyline wasn't it? Why did we agree with this feet thing? And then Charlie's like, well I love a good fundraiser. And so then Lisa Vanderpump goes, that wasn't a good fundraiser. Here's what's a good fundraiser selling autographed pageminas by Pandora. That's a fundraiser. Well, you took pictures of your feet for old men to jerk off to.

97 dogs were turned into tuna sandwiches in China. So thank you darling! We, here's a fundraiser, we are going to be selling an oversized industrial clock from TomTom. Taree's funds for pump tinies for the poor. Oh, Eulin. So Charlie was like, it was successful. People were like emailing me asking me for pictures. That's not successful.

Successful is only by the fucking pictures. How is it successful when they just email you for some free jerk off shit? Yeah. So Andy asked, Andy asked Lisa why she opened up like a fake account to buy the feet picks. And she goes, oh, I don't want them to fail at anything my sweet little broken birds.

I'm like, if they're on this show, they've already failed at something. If they're going to fail, I want me to be involved somehow. This is my television show, after all. So Andy's like, does Ke'er have got to live in those mountains? Yeah, Ken's just sitting home jerking off all the time, Andy. Yeah. Ken, Ken, constant boner, Ken, in column. Oh, there's some feet picks.

Feet picks in the trash, there's a little of feet. Someone takes those feet picks, I'll tell you what I'll do. Anyone takes my feet picks. I mean, I knock them, spook out! Spook out! Roar! Well, James, you said that if you lost your looks, and knock him, spook out, spook out. Rrrrrrrrr you look, and that's your personality, I mean, you're just always James. Like your James in a pink suit, but you're still James.

So James, James, if you lost your look, Rick Hel would probably leave you. And he's like, how God! Like James is so pissed off this entire, he's so mad he has to be there. He's like, oh my god, go get this guy. So he's like, don't grimace at me. I'm only telling you things that you say. Do you know what? A lot of things have happened since I said those things.

Like, us break time. That's it, really. All right, well, if you're feeling changed, come on. We're going to need more than that, James. And James is like, oh, oh-leap lyric, I feel like. Do not get me started, please. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh But it leaves out the song your time I was one goes It's basically what summer moon's gonna sound like in a year Have you met my baby she already sings Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy I thought you were seeing levitating at the time. I don't know what that is.

That's another thing I'm going to find tonight and be like, oh, look at me. I know pop music. Well, do Alipa is actually part of our Bravo universe because you all know why, right? Because she's dating the A-da-a-da-one. Good luck with that. You'll want to be coming into your house at like two in the morning, hiding the remote

control. What? What happened? You can't find remote control. Oh, you should call mommy over more. Ada, Ada. Happy birthday to the beautiful and sweet. Do a leap.

I am so proud of you. It's like, this is this 10th day in a row, you wish your happy birthday. You'll land on your Instagram. I mean, how many days does she wish her children and her children's lovers happy birthday? That's all her Instagram is, it's happy birthday. Happy birthday to the weekend.

Thank you for keeping the other one sort of famous Okay, so James has said well lots changed with me since I was said that Rick Hel would be shallow and dump me if I was ugly Basically, yeah, it's like all right fine. Yes, I did say that and it would be true actually she would leave me And she was like well, I mean so you think if you were an accident and your face can't burn, and when I was like a toy marble, she wouldn't love you. He was like, no, not an accident. She's not a plastic surgery. I'm talking about plastic surgery, all right?

Like Hollywood stuff. Stop making a dramatic thing. She's probably would stuff. Yeah. And just saying, like, a marble like could be sex, shut up, she never was talking to you, all right be sex. Shut up, sheen, and then we're shopping too, all right. So then James goes, I mean, obviously, if she were ever an accident and put in a wheelchair, you think I would leave, I would never do that. I would take a wheelchair

and put her in the corner, put my voice on the television, press play, and put it on a loop and go half a five days. Yeah, but what if she found out I'm an elevator shaft and then like her neck broke so like her head was always like that And then like she bit her tongue so it was always hanging out of her mouth like that Would you sell love I back to be hot God damn it Sheena, I'm talking about the regular kind of ugly not the sympathetic I'm talking about the regular kind of ugly, not the sympathetic kind. What does she got bit by a spider and a foot started growing out of her cheek? She's jumping up over there about, she's not.

He hates the theoreticals. So, he's like, if I got a bad news job, Rick had a wood leaf me and that's the street's light. So mad. And he goes, and look, she's already left me, you know? I'm like, yes, because she loves you, because of your personality, not your looks. I know. And Andy just is like, let's leave it right there.

We'll be right back. I just love when he's just like, enough. Done. So now. All right. Sheena, I want to talk about your love life. I can't leave. The way she talks to Sheena is hilarious. Now, I wanna talk about your love life. I'm just talking about the way Tux D'Sheena is hilarious.

Like, Xena, Xena still with it. Xena found another man. Baaah! So Xena, meanwhile, is once again silently suffering as she always does. Are we really not to be in the air often here ever is fucking leaving. This is just such a Sino, a Sino. It's like a new game. It's like Kino, but all the numbers are the same. Sino, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, This is just such a Sina couple introduction. So Sina, let's talk about your love life.

You met Brock at a music festival in San Diego and you would you with his dirty dancing. And then they just show a clip of Brock picking up Sina the first time they met, which is also so Sina to be like, oh my God, a guy's about to pick me up on my marry and take a video on that. Take a video on that.

Take a video on that. I'm trying to pick her up and slinger around. So he's like, so broke. Did you know she know from the show? He's like, what? I still don't even know we're on the show. I'm sorry, I just fell in James. I actually don't even know we're on to show. I'm actually, sorry, I just fell in James. I actually don't even know where I'm to show.

I mean, what is it television? Or from the country, or we would get kings and read the lines on the beak. And Lisa Vanderpump goes, oh, the show's big in Australia. It's like nice, like Lisa. So yeah, Brock is acting like he doesn't even have a TV. And she is like, I mean, it's not like he limit me at a party

I was like, oh, that's not girl from TV that my sister watches and loves because she's just so pretty and just like always so honest and such Or people plays her all the time Which porcina, you know, like of course he did so Lala's just shaking her head like oh my god star fuckers They're the worst. Yes, she is. She really is doing that. Lala. So Andy asks, he's like, hey, Brock, so what about your green card?

Like, how much time do you have left without one? And he goes, oh, don't worry. Oh, I have two months left, I'm all in Vista's cat. My investment visa. Oh my God. Okay, so then Branderpromp goes, oh, hello fellow immigrant. All right, now.

How much did you have to invest rock? Because I had to invest 750,000 for my immigrant. Which by the way, fuck you America, but also, yes America, I mean, extorting, we have some self-confidence. I will give our country that. We are very self-confident. So she's like, I put in 700,000 and he's like,

eight million. And so they're all like looking at each other, like half a million. Rickowski's just like, two plus seven. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. So that Brock is like, well, actually, it's more like, I was the owner of a gym, and the value is over 500,000.

So I put my name on it. Basically, I had a locker in the locker room, and I said, it's about $500,000, but... Fucking James, scam. Ownership, Brock, sorry. Brock scams some ownership off a friend who owned a gem. I mean, this guy's pretty good. I think that's probably those pretty good.

You gotta give credit where credit is. He's definitely crap. Don't give him credit. Like, literally, like, if you're a credit card cop, then you don't give a credit. I'm like, crap with his credit, too. There's a lot of credit, too. Yeah. We need a new saying, rock, credit, too. Yeah, don if you're a credit card cop, then you don't give a credit. Credit with his credit, too. There's a lot of credit, too. We meet the new saying, a lot of credit, too.

Yeah, I don't see that. But he is definitely crafter than Jacks. I have to get a credit. I mean, Jacks? No. I mean, Jacks sucks. So Andy... Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You're a cool guy. So, yeah, he's like, yeah, so you know what was it? It's Jim I put down that I was owner of the gym. The gym's worth 500K. He said that worked out. And then I thought, you know, we have a high self-confidence as America, but not a lot of follow through. Like, you got to show up and ask people questions, right?

So he's like, so you came to America to support your family, but then you admitted you hadn't paid child support. I mean, that confused people. You know some people who follow things logically with their... So Brock goes, well, when I live for America, which I always think is funny because it sounds like he's like like the North of Capri's side, kick a Titanic, I'd be like, do they got a spot for me in America? You know, he's like, we're in America. He's like, we're in America.

Yeah, Fible. So he's Fible hiding in the kitchen. Someone just went, oh, Fible's okay, you got reunited, it's okay, Fible's okay. He's okay. Fible lived, Fible lived. Fible lived and sang a wonderful duet with Linda Ranzdatt. So come on now.

Okay. So we're at the... beneath the story sky, which on beneath, that's gonna be worth a couple of million. I'm worth a couple of million. It's it. But it doesn't matter. I'm sitting waiting to sit at my right angle.

I'm really fucking uncomfortable. Uh. So here he goes. Yeah, here comes the spiel, OK? So Max, who I've had an agreement, did I would send money to here, and there was new talks put involved. But once we went ahead and the relationship broke down even more, and there was new trucks put involved. But once we went

ahead and the relationship broke down even more, I am maturedly, was arguing with her about having access to the kids, and then there was a communication that stopped, and then started receiving government support, and then I find out it was about three years later when they contacted me, and I said, I didn't know about this, I don't want to be this person. And so I've been doing monthly payments as G.G. as a non-tlean. And I only just found out what the mail is. So Brock's argument just to get this straight. He didn't pay child support because he wanted to see the kids more so he stopped paying. But then the fucking government had the nerve to support his family and give his ex money. And now he's mad because he didn't know that was happening.

He just thought they weren't getting anything. I mean, bro, that's actually very funny. That is very funny. It's terrible. But he says it in such like a... I mean, big, budded way. You know, it's like everyone's like, make sense. Make his...

Fairly hot. Make sense to me. You're through. Here's your grand card. So Lisa's like... I like playing it fitness. Thank you. Welcome to the country. So Lisa's like, sheena! I know how much you earn earn and I'm not saying you

should pick up the tab here, but as a couple, the sooner the better, you know what I'm saying, she know. Well, I'm not the card is going to say, honey, give me the cash. Yes, you fucking are. And she's like, well, you're a very resourceful man. I mean your shirt seems to be made from chewed up gum and bowling alleys. And Charlie goes, well you can clock in it, sir, start bartending and you just know Lisa was like, get you off my show. You don't speak for me. Andy, when he is like no, so person's full of shit, but won't just say it. He just gets that scrunched up face, where he's like, oh!

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- You know, talk to her, that's free. That's free, you can do that. And he's like, "'Cause I respect my, warm my ex, alright.' She said, "'Pay your child support to prove that you're a changed man.'" He goes, "'But you've been paying it since 2018, "'doesn't lack out.'" Excuse me. So he's like not caught up on the child support, and he has to pay it in full before she gets full access.

And I think it explains everything. Thanks, nice question. And Andy's like, okay, well, is there anything else you want to clear up? Oh, the restraining order, domestic violence? Has that been accurately portrayed? Anything? I'm just going to say some subjects and you say if you want to talk about them. Well. Sultan, battery, domestic violence, abandonment.

It's like the best spend the most I've ever played. Ha. So Brock is like, well, you know, the thing is this, it was as accurate as it is. You know, I had a fight with my ex and I slapped her. And three years later, that got brought up with a domestic violence order for me and he would have thought, and in six months later I go to the courthouse and he got dropped so you know and Andy's like, so do you think that Lala misrepresent the situation?

Absolutely! I'm sorry to parse everything that Brock says, but I have to because he's so foolish at, as accurate as it is. Okay, well that's as accurate as it is. So yes, it's accurate. Is that accurate? Well, I mean, it's as accurate as it is. If you want to say so.

Okay, so it's accurate. I got in an argument with the next, I slapped her. Okay, fuck you. Three, he goes, full of serious, everyone's like, oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, okay, well, like a huge fuck you for that. And then he goes, and then three months later, that's a dendin domestic bond. Okay, that's so your mad about the timing of someone calling you out, That's a dream on Slater. That's a dendin domestic violence. Okay.

That's so your mad about the timing of someone calling you out. Like, would it only have counted if you had been arrested that night? Is there, like, did it lose its power for you? And then, it goes, and then six months later, we go to the courthouse and it was dropped. You just confessed on national television that you beat your fucking wifey asshole. What are you talking about?

Katsina, Sina. Yeah. I want to say you can do better. I'm not going to say that. I will say do better. Yeah. Okay. Jesus.

So then, and then, Brock, as you know, Andy was like, and you felt like Lala did not represent your world. And he goes, at least you look like Lola, I was open to you. I was vulnerable. I knew as soon as he said vulnerable, I was like, Ron, he's gonna have a 10 minute monologue about this.

No, I heard some tittering. I heard some chalky, chalky, chalk. Who is it? Who is it? I'm gonna gonna log about this. No, I heard some tittering, I heard some toky, toky, toky, toky. Who is it? Who is it? I'm gonna find your ass if you came to know. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. Well, so Lala goes, Brock, the fact that you're minimizing domestic violence makes me, that's a trigger

for me, and Brock, oh, trigger. So then Andy is, now Andy has again done this. I hate triggered being overused as well. Okay, it's used for everything. It's like, does this have strawberry in it? I am trove record. Okay, I hate that too. Which I'm pretty triggered.

Yeah, look at me. But I know I hate triggered. I'm like, stop describing me. She said triggered, I'm triggered. I don't necessarily love the overuse of triggered either, but I'm both agreeing with Lala and the use of the word triggered. So fuck off, Brock.

Get it together, man. You're on off-culture here. I don't even know what to think. That's what Vanniprumfruals does. Because oddly enough, like, fuck you Brock, and then late in the episode, I'm like, Brock is exactly right. So I was like, I don't know. You never know what this show, you just go with it

and just wherever you are at any snapshot in that one hour, that's what you feel. So Andy now decides, I'm actually really glad that Andy asked this question, because this came up like in the middle of the season for like one quick second and it was gone and never discussed again. And he's basically like, Rick, can you please explain your adoption again? So she's like, my like, Rick, can you please explain your adoption again?

So she's like, my mom, Laura, who truly is my mom, she adopted me at birth, but then her sister, Susan, gave birth to me, and I'm like, just say, your answer, your mom, your mom's a rant. She basically has Kenya Moore storyline, actually, if you think about it. It's true. It's just how she describes everything. It's like, hey, Lala, how do I get from Sir to the Abbey? Well, okay, so you know where the pot is, like in the front, and there's like a lady there that's like do you want to come to dinner and then but like pretend you're not coming like pretend you're like had dinner

And then you're leaving the door yeah You turn the way the opposite way of my nose so that way and then just walk and then go hear some music One time when I was younger I couldn't do math kids so I couldn't go eat ice cream with the other kids It's like the Abby is closed like it's closed. It's not even open anymore. It's like five in the morning now So then Andy's like five in the morning now. So then, Andy's like, hey, so your family, did you tell your family about the split, you know, you and James, and she's like, yeah, I told them all and my dad's on his way, and he's driving over from Arizona

to help me pack up my things tomorrow. And Andy's like, where are you gonna go? And so she says, I'm like trying to make this funny. She's like breaking up with her boyfriend and going to stay with her sister. I'm like, and then just gonna go? And so she says, I'm like trying to make this funny. She's like breaking up with her boyfriend and going to stay with her sister. I'm like, and then just gonna stay with her sister, guys. I know, seriously. I was like, we need a part three

just to get through Rekel's fucking story, right? Right. So then this is boring. So Andy's like, Rekel, you're here because James is a fucking train wreck. Let's move it back to James. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial.

So James, James, how did you get along with Rick L. Stanley? You have that no James? I mean, he's like, you know what? Not the best. You know, I mean, it was typical, you know, through the years of a trinket. But I don't think they ever really accepted me, or loved me, or wanted me to marry Rick L. I wonder why. It's after two years. What marry Rickette. I wonder why. So you have to do the other.

What fucking assholes? Yeah. How much this was like that Drew Barrymore movie where you could divorce your parents? I mean, what fucking monsters? I mean, he really acts like this is all, he's like entitled to all these things. Like, he's not supposed to like work for people's trust

and love and like, you know, he's like, oh, I stopped drinking, so you should like me now. It's like, no, you're a turd. So he tries to make himself, yeah. So he tries to make himself the victim and Vanderpump goes, actually, I think that he showed me he was digging a hole for you. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Like at some joke, but then we see a clip of her going. So how are things going with Jamesy Wingsy, Broken Birdie Birdie? And he's like, I'm digging a hole in the fucking backyard then we see a clip of her going, so how are things going with Jamesy Wingsy, broken baby, baby? And he's like, I'm digging a hole in the fucking backyard for that little piece of shit. I'm gonna put him in it. Facts with my daughter one more goddamn time. He's like, oh, are you joking?

Oh, not really, no, no. So, so then, well, so, Raquel, was your family expressing concern? What concern? What concern them, really? And then they give... I love when Bravo does this. Bravo gives us like a montage of Jim.

What concern them? And then he's here. You're a fucking lion, so you're a fucking everyone at set! That's James, the Christiana. You're a long slut. You smell. You're a long slut. You smell. You smell.

Fuck everyone. Who the fuck has? But I am trying to tell everybody what a good person you want. No, you know what? And that makes you a bad person. You know that's like, that's the person who tells you, hanging off the side of this mountain, it's fine. Don't worry this mountain, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

It's fine. Then you fall and you die. I was just trying to help. So Andy, we come back. Andy's like, so James, would you say that you and Rekel's parents mutually dislike each other? Then James tries to give it to us. This is somehow, I think, trying to get us on his side.

Oh, well, even this past Thanksgiving, after putting in all this work and remaining silver and being excited to spend time with the family, the stupid family, I was still verbally assaulted, the dinner table, but my dad, he drank a whole bottle of wine and then he wanted to have a go at me about losing the hiking boots. When I went to ask him for a hand of marriage and on the hike

and he was like, oh, I'm pissed about the hot game boots! I'm like, don't make it sound like the dad had to go at you. You were probably like, I'm just fucking better, Steve, and my cookin' turkey's keepin' the macins. Hiking shoes, you know what I think of that's Hiking shoes? Stepping and shit, that's what it felt like. All right, I'm not gonna walk around like a poor person.

You know, he had with some ass all about them, but also just the way he phrases everything. Like, I got fiery assaulted by her father. Assorted. And then he drank a bowl of wine, had a goat meat. I was like, oh, oh, oh, okay. So now the bottle of wine makes him a bad person. Make up your fucking mind, James.

Yeah, and he's like, after all the work that I put in, you know, like you really want me to go about me with the hiking shoes on Thanksgiving, I mean, it's always been a red flag, the family. It's always been, you're saying that their, her family's the red flag. This is James, kind of, he's saying that. I'm gonna spend a red flag this family.

Yeah, this family with their love of hiking shoes. And he goes, I've tried my best to like them, to make them like me and to make it work. And then Lisa van der Bamke goes, but what about grandma buttons? And everyone's like, oh grandma buttons. God, I love grandma buttons. God, don't you love grandma buttons? I love grandma buttons. What an amazing woman. Grandma buttons. God, I love grandma buttons. God, don't you love grandma buttons.

I love grandma buttons. What an amazing woman. Grandma buttons. She is great. Grandma buttons didn't do deck. Her name is just buttons. Ha, ha, ha. A woman probably gets everything in her life.

And you know her name is like, Jen. It's like, so it's a normal name. But she's like, I want you to call me buttons now. And suddenly they're like, we have a table for you buttons Right here in the center Julia Roberts sat here. So please take this table buttons She has very well in the Amish community so No zippers so sheena that we just cats it they just keep cutting just like little vignettes of sheena Which is great because like we deserve all the little Shina vignettes like her

So they I ever reunion they actually always put her on this side of this screen or I don't know Shina House for good side. So if you look at Shina's Instagram It's always the exact same pose the exact same smile and the exact same tilt. She's always like, and it's such a hard smile, you know? Because it's like she's trying to genuinely smile, but she's, but botulism in her entire fucking face. Like, it's, she's like really pushing her cheeks like,

I call it broccalism. So, you just see her eyes struggling. It's like, show us some eye. Show us some eye. Every time I'm like, she's a pooping, and she's pooping to the left. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. To the left, to the left,

all the poop and the toilet and to the left. So, she's like, I just hate that I'm sitting on this side. I'm so uncomfortable. Only, only, you look cool, just no matter what about it. You know what? All I need for you into doing today is to support me, and I don't need you to tell me not to be upset.

I'm upset that I'm on this side, OK? Right. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I just became part owner of a television studio. Yeah, I mean, see they hit my name on that dressing room. I'm an owner. So, blah, blah,

as well as up on the Zoom screen, you know, she's not there and she's just like, it's like she's holding onto a tiny piece of kale between her like cheek and her teeth. She's just like, it's like she's holding onto a tiny piece of kale between her like cheek and her teeth. She's just like, she's like, wow, you told Shina she was ignoring a lot of red flags. And Lala's very smart, right? Which is, you know, I mean, she is smart. I will give her that.

Like Lala knows how to answer and make her, she knows how to redeem herself by the end, right? So Lala's like, well, looking back on it, I guess I wasn't really the expert on red flag. Mm-hmm. So Andy goes, well, we could have the editors in sort of Montage right now with everything you said that maybe isn't playing so great in the rearview mirrors at all. I love Dr. Demandos.

How much longer will the beauty and evil I am? Please, the Vanderpump has been asleep for 17 minutes. Roll the fucking mind. How dare you come for my man. He's an upstancing man. I like when Lala just puts K's at the end of random things. Don't come for my man. C'mon.

C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. Randall was in a different situation. I don't think he would do that shit to me. I'm just like, well, when I was talking to Sheena, it was because I truly do care about her. I say, I always say she's the sweetest person in the entire world. And Sheena

is sitting like this. Her eyebrows, she's got that micro, of whatever people are doing to their eyebrows to bring them up here. She's like, micro-sune abrasion. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER She's like in that movie, Brazil.

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER So, yeah. So she's like, you know what? Like, Brock has been nothing but a kind and loving partner to my front. Like, what? Where did this come from? From Lala?

And she's like, I should have been focused on my own things. And my head, and then she goes, and then she does this, she goes, but my head was in the sond. I was like, where'd that little British accent come from? I'm glad you got that, because that makes more sense, because my head is in the sound. Yeah. Fuck you talking about.

Talking about so he's like, well, you know, it's really had for me to be made of you for all that because the way we all now, right? But I won't get to understand it in the moment. You really did some damage and it really hurt. Hey, you're fucking trial support. Shut up. You want to talk about damaging, doing damage. I don't want to hear another fucking thing from you, sir.

Oh, I'm hurt. I love this show as always, how victimized the men are. Yeah, cracks me up. So Andy's like, yeah, but Sheila, uh, she looks. Yeah, yeah, you get it. Stop piercing my neck, man. I told Brocky couldn't do that anymore. So he's like, uh, uh, see,

you said that Lila was being holed up. Let me get my card here and read it perfectly. You said she was being a mean girl flacking bitch. So, does you mean that when you said that, I was being a mean girl fucking bitch because you said she was a mean girl fucking a bitch. Oh wait, hold on, there's something on the back. Mean girl fucking bitch.

So go ahead and take it away. Well, I didn't mean it in a sense of her looking out for me and Brock, and then he's like, so you didn't think she was being a mean girl fucking fuck bitch to Brock. She's, no, I felt like it was out of line in the sense that she didn't have a concern with him when I started dating. And like we were on good terms then. And then this current concern came a year and a half and a child later.

I have a child. I had a baby. I had a baby. And Mom was like, um, Sheena, I didn't know about any of it then. Cots finished, finished, Sheena, I didn't know about any of it then. Cots finish, finish teeth, finish teeth. And she's like, uh, my aunt, my aunt, my aunt, my aunt, my aunt. Who asked that? Hey, Sheena, your boyfriend is so sweet. Does he have children that he pays child support for?

How's that workout? Well, I mean, Lala. Well, Lala's big size. Well, Lala did ask it, right? How did he volunteer it? Didn't he? Did he volunteer it on the show? Yeah,, Lala did ask it, right? How did he volunteer it, didn't he? Did he volunteer it on the show? Or Lala?

You have kids, he's like, yeah, and I'm fortunate. I can't see him because I've got domestic violence charges. And I don't pay much out support. So he's one of those that like confesses in a charming way and thinks like, and it works. You know, look, everyone's like, oh, OK. OK. Nice to meet you, Brock. Nice to meet you. So Lala's like, I mean, everyone's like, oh, okay, okay. Nice to meet you, Brock.

Nice to meet you. So Lala's like, I mean, Shishu, I knew that he had two kids. And like, I didn't know that he hadn't seen them in like four years. And like, I certainly didn't know he couldn't see them and Brock goes, well, that's because you two busy flying around and probably with Jits

and hanging out with machine gun killer. Oh, yeah. I mean, I thought that maybe for a better time because it's like true, but. But everyone on the set cracks up. Everyone just starts laughing, except for Lala, who's like, that's not funny.

I didn't get to take him on my jet. I mean, like it's like a funny dig, I guess, but... You don't pay your trial support and you don't see your kids. Like that has nothing to do with other delalas stuff. All I can still be trash separately from this conversation. Also, is Machine Gun Kelly the same person as Aaron Carter, because I still am not sure.

Woo! Machine Gun Kelly is that scrawny giraffe twink who got that girl from the Transformers movie. A ring that hurts when she takes it off. And then somebody saw them in the airport and was like, oh my God, it really does hurt her to take that ring off. Because it's not like you just take your ring off when you leave somebody.

You have to go through feckin' security, too. Okay? That is abuse. Yeah. It's like, here's a ring, it's gonna hurt every time you wash your face if I beat. Classic Machine Gun Kelly. Machine Gun Kelly. Machine gun Kelly.

Machine gun Katie. I got this ring, it's gonna hurt. Is that machine gun machine? Machine gun Kelly. Machine gun. Were you in pre-autformers? Let's get married. You know who I want?

I want machine gun Kelly to throne. That's how it be like. It's fucking fast and weak. Why do we not have a reboot of fucking Kell on Earth? The one of the greatest shows that Bravo ever put on. Masina Gunt Kelly, Catrone. Wow. Or Machine Gun Kelly, Ben Simone.

Crap sign. Satchel's a gold. I just wish I knew anything about Machine Gun Kelly so I can actually make machine gun Kelly jokes, but all I know is like one picture. That's too bad. That's all I need to know. Thank you. So, okay. So, yeah. So, Andy. So, Andy. This thing between Brock and Sheena cracks me up because they're both going at each other and they're just one grifter to another, right? It's like, bro, you're coming for the master, sir. Sit down. La-la, look what La-la's grift got La-la.

And then look at the enchilada tray next to you. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Before you come at Lala with your you was flying around with me seeing Gunn Kelly. Yeah, and you were on some fucking rented bike Claiming to own it at planet fitness. Shut the fuck up rock So now Andy starts asking sand of all like if you'd heard any rumors about Randall and everything like that and sand of's like, yeah, I had heard rumors. And then Lala goes, well, why wouldn't you tell me? Why wouldn't you tell me about the rumors about Rant? Lala who's so open about any time. So Sandival's like, Lala, you didn't seem like you really

wanted to know these things. And it seemed like you didn't really want anyone, even imagine anything remotely, but your personal like, what? He just hasn't had aneurysmysm just dies on stage right there. You wouldn't even let people imagine your personal like, blah, blah. And a sand of all gets all angry for no reason.

And she's like, whoa, Tom, whoa. And he's like, whoa, Trill, like we weren't allowed to talk about it. Like I thought he was a standup man. And then we see a clip of Lala like, James, Brian, this is my family now, to be honest. So what were these rumors that you heard? And James is like, be honest, mention it all.

mention it all. James out of mention at all moments. So, SantaVal just knows he's being put into a trap because, okay, well, someone that you all know, no, not Machine Gun Kelly. I will not mention his name, but his sibling works with some, his sibling works at a flower shop,

and in the flower shop, they have a supplier who brings dirt in for people, and that person with a dirt Works next to a stone yard that shorts went to And that person saw shorts and then called up their friend who works at a brick yard And then they sent an email God I'm gonna kill myself All right, let's move on and let's move on Jay. They want else want to answer this with a pair Let's move on, let's move on. Jayley, what else do I want to answer this?

With a pair. Then anybody want to grow a pair? And answer this, I would be great. And James is like, listen, I've just heard, you know, like, little things, like hotel rumors. Hotel rumors ones. Oh, oh, one time, it's there. He was hitting up the hottest two girls in the place

and buying drinks, saw that one, saw that one. You know, it was like, such a busy, you know, he's like such a busy with, and I was like, oh my god solve that one. You know, it was like, touchy fearsy. You know, he's like, touchy fearsy with him. And I was like, oh my God, does anyone see bandos? Bandos was doing this shit all over every bed. Yeah. Lala even gives her date here later. She's like, it was it until October 15th.

That Katie told me. So I got, you know, I called up Sashamadiyah. I was like, girl, what was happening on the week of October 15 Bram just broke that's what happened all the article started coming out saying brand has no money and hasn't been paying his child support Girls came out So then Lala's like of course you'll play the victim. Even though like, I mean, we all, we all saw the pictures of Randall Emmett for the first time, and we're like, he's cheating on you.

Like, we all saw him, we knew it. Like, anyone who claims to have as much street smart as La La sees this sort of like potato of a man. And it's like, he's cheating on you already. He's a potato. You it's like he's cheating on you already. He's a potato. You know how I feel about potatoes. It's like if it's almost like as if like,

if like the potato counts of America tried you like, what the California reasons did, they're like, what gotta do with the potatoes? It's random limit. And he's on saxophone. And he's like, it's not as good as the California reason. Dancing around a potato bowl. Like, uh, through the potato line.

Machine going, Kelly's behind there. Trying to be like, we got machine going, Kelly, the potatoes are a go. But you know what, I had a snake when I was young, Felicia, my snake, my bokeh. Oh, yeah. And I loved Felicia. And everyone's like, Felicia's gonna

strangle you and bite you. And I was like, no, she won't, she's Felicia. She might do that to other people, but never to me. Strangled me and bit me. But I still wanted credit. Like, I still wanted like Pete Pitti. I was like, but yeah, but I still got strangled in bit. So like, everyone's just like,

till'd you so, and I was like, thanks mom. Ha, ha, ha. So Lala's all upset. She's like, well, I just don't know why no one came up to me and said, this is what your dude is doing. Okay, Randall, Emmock could be around on me. That should have been brought to my attention. Lala, I think people tried many, many different times. And you didn't want to hear it.

I'm sorry, that's going to be on you. That's a loss for Lala You know I had my time against Randall like please wear the clips That man's a chair, yeah, you're fucking in for a Range Rover fat man So Lisa Vanderbump tries to put a spin on this just she says, oh, one thing I want to say to you, my little broken bird, is that if all these people knew all these things, they'd be loyal to you, much like the doves I keep under my jacket,

because of magic! You know, they've been very loyal to you by not bringing it up on camera Like scarves coming out of her ears in the long stream She looks up her hair. There's two bunnies on her shoulders surprise But try to get that magic to work all night and James goes yeah, I never mentioned. Like he wants points and Lala's like, well, I wish they should have. So, Annie is basically like, well, now that's public knowledge, that you guys are really like split.

Like, when did you notice signs of trouble? Is it when you first saw his face that first time four years ago? Well, the first time he asked you to eat his butt after you shaved his balls? I mean, Lala has shared so much information. I can't even with this relationship. I can't, but I will. So she's like, yeah, they're worse than I'm saying to you.

He was always on his phone. I was like, Shina is literally like buying lotto numbers right now on her phone. I was like, Shina is literally like buying lotto numbers right now on her phone. Seven, seven, seven. With that fingernail click she does on her phone. She's like, swipe, swipe. Be careful.

Electronics. He was always on his phone, and I still didn't even register it. And honest to God, that's when the, the Swink Katie called me on October 15th. Oh God, Katie, the great savior Katie, right? So she saw the pictures of random two girls

walking across the street in Nashville. I just got the biggest hit in my stomach because I knew, ding! Wells Fargo, Amazon just declines your purchase. I just got the biggest hit in my stomach because I knew, ding! Well, Sfargo, Amazon just declined. You're a purchase. And he made me feel safe enough to bring a child into this world. He literally bought me a Volvo.

It's a very safe car. I feel disgusted. And then Brocka said, cool story, bro. I'm like, you're the one who wants us to feel bad about your kid stuff. I mean, cool story and James is like, God, bro. God. Charlie was hilarious from his part, too, because Lala is so funny.

She's just like, he was always on his phone, Andy. And Charlie's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. He's like a sitcom ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And she's like, no, there wasn't much you really could do. I was very close off for about a week. And so then. I stayed in my room for a week, locked in. You stayed at the Beverly Hills goddamn hotel. Yeah. You moved from the Beverly Hills.

She was like the first to use in the Beverly Hills hotel. Beverly Hills Hotel. And Andy was like, stayed locked in my room. From, give me your room. All of a sudden it ground me, please. So Andy is like like so you spent a week captive in your own house and she wasn't captive and she goes kind of she just yells at she's so alarmed she's like that kid who gets ready to into the scary story

and all of us like well he if he needed to go to Miami and Charlie goes, um, no man should go to Miami ever. Which then actually brought us to a flashback or classic flashback of that random like vacant eyed girl who came onto the show and was like, we had sex. No, we didn't. We had sex. No, we didn't. We had sex. No, we didn't. We had sex. No, we didn't. We had sex. No, we didn't. We had sex. No, we didn't.

Dude. We had sex. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Maybe we had a baby. Uh-huh. I had a baby. I might have.

Uh-huh. She's got going. Uh-huh. She didn't really break through. She was no veil. And then, you know,, three years after that, we got an email to our whatever, our email address. You all banana.

Make it sound like there's some special way. It was an email. We got an email from someone there like, Ronnie and Penn, please do not share this email with anybody. I know the girl who came into the restaurant. Miami girl, do you remember? I know her. And I just wrote back, cool.

Nobody want to talk to Miami girl. She failed her audition. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, we didn't. Uh-huh. We didn audition. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah? Oh, we did. Uh-huh. We did.

Uh-huh. That was one of, you know, no one could pull off a clunkier stunt than Kristen. Oh, seriously? Seriously, I found a girl in Miami. Crazy Kristen, man. Mariposa. So. So, she, uh, Sina. Crazy Kristen man Mariposa so So she uh, Sina. Yeah, Sina. She knows like well

Um on Tom because Andy asked you know she saw signs she's like yeah all the time with my left eye On Tom's birthday and well, I can find it on me that he didn't have a partner like I hadn't brought. And that was like the first time I realized there were issues because like they put up a good front, like an up queen, that clock. Okay, I get it, I get it. I don't even think Rob ever actually put up a TV. So, I said it, I got it, I got it, I got it.

Yeah. So, Andy then is like... Oh, she goes, I couldn't imagine having a baby with somebody who's not a 50 50 partner. Oh really? Look to your left He's like I owe 50 dollars. No, no, no, that's not what that means You're saying that you're married to somebody who's still not paid up on his last children's child support. What are you talking about? So then this is one of my favorite parts. This Andy turns to Raquel. And he goes, Raquel, when there were cheating allegations about James

that you chose to ignore, well I'll call you dumb. How does that make you feel in the rearview mirror? So she's already like hold on after primacy belt And then she goes she goes well I didn't hear any rumors originally about Randall, but I wasn't surprised because What that when I heard the news because that Lala was leaving him because I knew Lala when she was Randall seeing Randall as a Mischdress Because I knew Lala when she was Randall seeing Randall as a mistress I'd like thank you for someone finally saying who knew be Raquel Raquel is so polite. Oh my god. That was like the ultimate revenge on someone who has tortured Raquel for literally years

And Raquel is gonna write a thank you note later, like, thank you so much for letting me talk him out part. And I hope it was an offensive. I mean, I was just saying. And everyone is like shocked. And Raquel goes, it seemed like it was his tree repeating itself. And at least it's like, I want to do this too. Sometimes the way you get them is the way you lose them. That I'm not just talking about swans. That's such a horrifying thought, isn't it? I'm just imagining some man choking to death on a cell phone, like while grinders on. It's like, well, that's how you got him.

So, Lala goes, let me clear this up real quick. Okay, when I met Randall, he told me he was separated. Okay. And Ariana does, Ariana does, she goes, she goes, like, slob. Lala goes, we were on the road for two months straight, and we didn't come back one time. What wife would allow their husband to leave her for two months and not come back one time?

Don't blame this on Randall's wife. I know. We're crying out loud. How nice of a question, now. He had a wife. He did. She's dumb. Also, Lala is talking about this whole, he made me safe enough to, he made me feel safe enough

to have a baby. When you know he had babies and then just ran off with you for a month at a time. She's so full of it, I can't. So this, oh yeah, do it, do it a plot. Well, why am I stopping that? Come on, darling. So Lala does this whole thing of like, what woman

lets her man go away for two months? And then they can do a flashback of five minutes ago. Saranda was never at home ever. And he would always say it was work related. Exactly. And Lala's also, she was just doing this whole thing. It wasn't until October 15th. And then her kel said her thing. And Lala is also, she was just doing this all. It wasn't until October 15th. And then her cal set her thing, and Lala was like,

I'm like immediately just changing her face. And then Lala said, the reason why she was so attrusted, she goes, I have only seen successful marriages. I didn't know people rolled that way. You're on Phantom Pump Rules. This is Sheena's 12th marriage. She didn't know, because the only example she had ever seen were respectful marriages.

You're not a man. In Los Angeles, in West Hollywood, wasn't her first plot line that she was like going off to a yacht to be a yacht girl? Does anybody remember that? Her first year of the show? I'm just a model who's gonna be on a yacht to be a yacht girl. Does anybody remember that? Her first year of the show. I'm just a model who's going to be on a yacht. That was the year I learned.

I searched yacht girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. It's not below deck. Girl. Girl.

Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Wow! Respectful. So Vanderpump said, so, but I mean, come on, didn't you ever go back to his place?

I mean, didn't he leave little hints that he was still living with his wife? I mean, wasn't he carrying around a little tiny dog at times and maybe wearing purple satin shirts, you know, just sort of bumping into walls as he followed her around? Anything like that, darling. She's like, no. I don't believe you. I love you so much.

I'll never leave you in my diamond. I never leave you in my diamond and the sky. Lucy and the sky were diamonds. The diamond to the sky would lose you. That's what I always say. Huh? Turn around, Ken. Turn, Ken. It's the wall, Ken. Turn, Ken.

It's the wall, Ken. Ken. So Andy's like, said, did you ever even go to his place? And she goes, she's like, no, because we were always traveling. And he always came to my place. And I never went to his house. And I just didn't put two and two together. It's a brock.

It's like, well, because you didn't need to put two together, all there. And she goes, you got a ranger over there. You got this loin style that is amazing ahead. But I understand from the outside looking in, it looks like that. And a lot of people can say that. Can I borrow about $100,000, by the way? Yeah.

Yeah. She's like, are you done? And he's like, well, they're attitude to equal recording the boss. You, Lord, you're going nowhere. That's your attitude, Lord, it's got time. So I keep going, he's like, you're going nowhere. So then Lala starts doing this thing where she goes, well, I believe Randall, now she starts calling him Randall.

I believe Randall has let a double, double life for a very long time. And I believe Randall will stop it, nothing to make sure his double life is not exposed. Oh my God, I'm sorry. He's not living a double life. He's living an obvious life, and you just didn't see it. He is not, yeah, exactly. Randall is not trying to hide anything. There are no spoilers with him. He came in to Sir with a group of friends while he was married and was like, Hey, you want a movie? Come be in the row. Put your in a movie. Cause the old mistress is like, sorry, the lease is up on that Range Rover. Has it shipped a lot? What the fuck is he trying to hide?

He is leasing people's car. He is leasing people's cars. That is not hiding. He is literally disgusting. Why can't I find a horrible man like that? Jesus! I've done worse for less. I mean, kids. I want a Range Rover. But I feel like I'm just at that point I should be the rant. You know, not like the one that Rand picks up.

Like Rand's not going to go pick up another Randand, he's gonna pick up a lala, you know. Like when the Harvey Weinstein stuff started coming out, I would walk into a restaurant and everybody would like walk away from me. They'd like, they'd like hide the plants. I miss my chance. So Lala's like, well, when I found out things were not as they seemed to be, which, by the way, I'm still finding things out, you know, but back when we met, in my mind, I thought,

you know, life is just not cook-a-cutter. Like, we were soulmates and we fell in love. And of course, I didn't think he'd do this to me, and Lisa goes, well, Aleppo doesn't change its spots, which is why I always fire them and rehire them and rehire them and rehire them. Leppards don't change their spots darling, but you can cover them with patch meaners. Food for thought! A leopard doesn't change its spots neither does Kyle Richards. So Lala's like 100% lady, I'm gonna still show respect to. And I believe that my five and a half years with a rant,

with a lie. Okay, congratulations, you figured it out. So Brock is basically like, hey, who cares? And so then Andy is like, okay Lala, so like this is sort of a hard thing to go through. People, you know, you're in recovery and this is like a lot to go through. And so she's like, okay.

I am so proud of myself and I've never been sugar in my spine. They're like clapping, you know. Well, that's a genuine look. Even terrible people, it's hard for them to be sober too. So I say congratulations in all seriousness. That is good, you know. So they applaud and so Andy's like,

James, someone says the riot of evil, blah, blah, talking stick, talking stick. So he's like, listen, he's a 45 year old and he's never gonna learn. He had the money, the clothes, the houses, the lollah, the lollah and he was never even home with that baby. You know, I had to put on a smile, didn't I? Like, yay, pickleball.

Never liked that fucking guy, we even. And everyone's like, oh, fucking pickleball, and then it's shorts like, wait, wait, don't bring pickleball into this. I got $20,000 riding on a game. See, only scene I've ever succeeded on this show. Please, don't take that away from me, Baba. So then we find out that Rand actually reached out to James.

He texted James to get relationship tips. He's like, and Lisa goes, From you, from me, can you believe it? From you, from me. They have like a very British moment. Because Lala wouldn't call him back, so he's texting James, you know? Yeah.

So Andy's like, well Lala, thank you so much for your openness or whatever the hell that was just now. I don't know what the fuck you were talking about. It was funny, it was good. It was good. Good job. So, oh yeah, Katie and Ariana, you have a sandwich shop opening up or something?

And yeah, Salisa goes, that's not... Yeah, something about her, that's cool. And Salisa goes, oh, well, when you look at it in the context of something about her sandwiches, it's almost like you're talking about a person, you know, in a person over, you know, in the restaurant industry, we have so many little tricks.

Like, for instance, at Sir, we have something we call Species. Once they're not permanent parts of the menus. Yes. Revolutionary. Gainy, how do you think Sandival partnered with Schwartz and not you? And she's like, well, look, I mean,

we were talking about opening a sandwich shop, but I did have a makeup and a coloring business, coloring book business. So I mean, I mean, like now, we did mean kind of like in the future, like, really far in the future. Like, really, really, really, really. No one talks to Swartz about doing anything

and thinks it's actually gonna happen. Hey, babe, you wanna have a sandwich shop? Sure, babe, that would be great. We can have peanut butter and meat sandwiches. Cool, let's do that. And then he just relegates it to their golden years. That's real nice. So then, we get old.

So they're looking for investors. They've got a visual deck coming in, and they have a logo, which is exciting. And Lisa's basically talking about how, the doors open for Lisa Vanderpump. I don't know if I want a Lisa Vanderpump sandwich on there, because it'll be something like, go gee ball with beats and slah.

And Chilean sea bass, also known as Batagodian Dutfish. something like Goji Ball with Beats and Sloth. And Chalai and Seabass, also known as Batagodian Dutth fish. The hanky, the panky. You know what I'm saying? Well, there be prime cocktails at the sandwich shop because I think I'll have you want to be each of the prime cocktails, please. So basically the girls are like, yeah,

Rand is full of shit. He said he was gonna give us all this money, but then he went to other friends girls are like, yeah, a random spola shit. He said he was gonna give up all this money, but then he went to other friends and was like, hey, you want to, I got this investment coming on. You want to give me some money for this investment? No, okay, you give me some money, you get 10%, I'll get this money. You know what, just whenever you haven't

meeting with these girls, just have Sheena around and say the number seven. Okay. Seven, seven? I win! I win! So, um, yeah, he's just basically a total skis walk. And that still walked away with money, like, total ski investment.

So now the main event, Brock and Chino's wedding. So... No way, hold on! Donald Pop! Oh, yeah. I ran off to pump. Because I had a baby. I don't know if you heard. I had a baby.

Coming up on my left side. She came out of baby. I pumped. I pumped. So Andy asked them like, well normally when people get a green, they normally know when they're getting married. You know, it's like we knew we wanted to get married, but we wanted to get our ducks in a row,

which is funny because we actually want to get some ducks, because we actually really like ducks. We want to be like Lisa, she has swans, we want to get ducks. So we actually bought a bunch of ducks and we put them in a row, but then they flew away. And I was like, why they fly away? We need to get a prenup to make sure if they fly away. We know who's duck is who, you know? Yeah. We're going to do a shotgun wedding, but then I was like,

Gums are so violent. Like, why do we have to do a shotgun wedding? Why can't we do like a butterfly in that wedding? But then I was like, where's the butterfly? It's like, what if no butterflies come? That's gonna be awkward. Let's just do it in the hallway. Oh, the balcony, let's do it in the balcony.

Let's do it in the bathroom. You know what? Someone's getting married outside. Let's just go take their rings. Like, she knows, she knows. We actually heard this really amazing band called Shotgun Kelly in spring. So Brock is like, he starts talking about,

like, it's really just a brois, Gina. I mean, I know she always looks surprised on her, look at her right now. Ah! But it is hard to surprise her. So then basically this turns into, come on, Lala, what do you think about Brock trying to ask for a party and then disappearing

the second the bill comes. And while I was like, I was so excited him, so excited for him, but the second might a assistant call, I have an assistant. Just wanted to get that in there. My assistant call. So. My assistant, you a ghost. My assistant called. He you're a ghost. I said, you're a ghost.

I said, you're a ghost. He's not a ghost. He's like a real man actually. So then Brock is like, well, the reason why I didn't reblow it, because so I went into a movie theater that wants 20,000 dollars and it's not one budget. So I pulled the plug. So that's really what happens.

But it comes across as Lala, mis turpentight and information and steering the pot and having a say about it. You tried to get their asses to pay for your wedding and they didn't do it and then you didn't call them back. It's not difficult, right? So Lisa asked the question that we've all been asking. She's like, well, if you come up with the money, surely the pay off with your children comes away

before a movie premiere party, doesn't it? Absolutely, but I don't want to play 20,000 dollars I've right now, and then I have to give it to the government. OK, so he is saying, if it was just child support that he was paying his children, that would at least go to his children. But now if he's paying child support, he's paying back the government who already paid his child support.

So fuck the government. I don't think it works that way. That's fucking good. There it does in Australia, apparently, if the government pays, the husband is responsible for paying the government back. Well, that makes sense. You guys know that? I heard that from Sushal Medea.

I was like, that makes sense. I heard that from Sashal Medea. I was like, pretty good idea. Yeah. Bet you guys didn't know you'd get an update on Australian policies tonight, did you? Oh, I know lots of things. Well, everyone's learning about Australia. Oh, I've got something called Netflix.

I've watched a lot of Australian shows, all right. And I told Kinsa. Kinsa. Get out of me, alright. And I told Ken sir. Ken sir. Get out of me, buddy. I learned about watching Australians law and order. As they call it. Law and Sheila. Wow, wow, wow.

It's like a didgeridoo. So, that was like, but. Yeah. Wow, wow, wow. in the criminal justice system, they are two cons of sailors. The sailors would commit crimes. And the sailors would put your ass in the Wow, these are the campfire stories. Wow. Feels good to be back. So Lisa's basically like, well, don't you want to pay the, I mean, like, fuck it if you're paying the government.

This is a way to get to seeing your children again. You're like, oh, yeah, that's a priority. Right after being famous. Yeah, it's like, listen, it's been a priori or recent 218, you know, and that's why I've kind of been paying it back, sort of. You know, look, I've been supporting Sheena this entire time. You think that's easy? Arming, and everyone's like, well, that's actually a good point.

Yeah, I'm talking to each other like, you know. He's like, I don't have a sugar daddy. I don't have a full-time job. And then Lala, this actually really annoy me, because Lala's sitting there and goes, oh, he's on 10. He's so mad. As if Lala, you haven't lost your mind over someone talking

about Graham crackers or something like that. You always lose your mind. But him saying, I don't have a sugar daddy. I don't have a full time job. I mean, are we holding you back? I know, it is a funny defense. He's like, well, I'm sorry that I watched TV all day. Some of us don't have jobs, because they don't look for them.

Sorry, I don't have a jewel. Oh, so it's like, and people. You know, people like Lolo, they got audacity to say, you know, like pay for this, you know, don't say, they have just just annoying, it's frustrating, all right? And he's like, yeah, but didn't you just spend 25 grand on the ring? Yeah.

Created. He says it as if it was like he just thought of something really smart. It's free. Because if you don't pay your credit card bills, what happens? It goes to a credit reporting agency, which I guess could be considered governmental. Don't pay that shit. I'm not in the government's shit. I'm going to tell you that right now.

So Andy's like, so you turned to sandival in Ariana with a new plan, like with this plan. And sandival, why did you agree to act as an official during James and Mark L's engagement party? Sandival's like, oh well, like I didn't say, I didn't feel between a Brock and a Hardplace. I don't know if you heard that joke from earlier this season. I'm just gonna assume it went over really well,

and this is a callback for America right now. Take it from someone who knows. Repeating it 10 times doesn't make it labor. I get the instinct to try, but God, I paddle like that every day. Mug maybe if I just keep saying it again. I mean, we've been saying corner for like five years. So then, Arianna is like holding on to this kind of tangible,

like attempt to make this not sound goal. Some kind of shitty. Like what do you do? It was shitty. It was shitty. It was shitty. Your both heads free even trying this, right? So Arianna is like, well, I got it.

I mean, I just wanted to help figure it out, but like, I mean, we just thought, maybe it's like five minutes out of the Santa Inaz trip. I'm just saying that so that Rekel will start saying Santa Inaz 20 times. Santa Inaz is a great city. But Gina, you said you didn't want to take away from the engagement party to get married.

So why would you take away from it to show everyone you're engaged with? I mean, that's not marriage. Oh. OK, why do I not get to be happy about something that happened in my life? OK, I didn't take away from their party. But did I want to tell everyone else

or some of the closest people in my life? Yes, it's like, Gina, you've've had like you had a wedding special you've had Music videos you like you literally have a special moment for your enchiladas like everything you do get a special moment on this show I have a friend who's about to have her third wedding and she's so excited. She should be you know I feel get married ten times great, but she's like oh my god You're not gonna be there for my wedding. And I was like, we already had your wedding season. Yeah.

No. You're not getting your present either, fucker. So Katie goes on to say, but you know, it's like they just spent so much time like planning. It's wedding and like, it's just like personal and then you find out someone's gonna hijack it. Like Schwarzen Sand is. No, that's true.

Uh, we were going to hang on, hang on, hang on. Uh, well, my reaction was, Shosh, don't sue the ring. Remember how I said, Shosh, don't sue the ring. You have this on the camera. Gets it, Sina's gonna ruin this entire thing. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I don't do any work with my hands. That was like a lovely experience right there. Oh. So she was like, well, I'm sorry, but I had to tell you Lisa.

I had to tell you. And she's like, darling, I told you it was their moment, she made you up. Didn't her breakfast bring you this? And I can't tell people I'm engaged? Like, well, I don't get to tell people I'm engaged. Why can't I have a happy moment? You only got engaged so you could get married

if there's an engagement party you dinged on. It's not like you randomly got engaged. You planned your engagement on purpose to get married during their engagement party. Well, no, I mean, I think that's funny, that stuff that I've sort of seen glimmers of on social media, because I can also read social media, is that like basically, like some people were like,

why did you like, why did you just wait? And she's like, well, the last shooting day of the season, and people like, well, why did you have to like, do with them? She was like, well, you're clearly like, you don't understand how this works. So, who else said that? This name is Ronnie. I think Ronnie. Thank you. I told you, this. So, wow, who else said that? This name is Ronnie.

This name is Ronnie. Thank you. I told you, this whole episode. Ronnie, you were correct. Thank you. Thank you, Sashaw. Thanks. So then, I mean, Lisa, then ultimately,

there's just more back and forth about this. Like, and then Lisa, that's my version of Shina going back and forth, like a da, and then Lisa, that's my version of Sheena going back and forth, like a da da da da. That's what it sounded like. Sheena does kind of talk like an olipsy. And then when they went into town, we all know what that was. Well, I was going to go out last night and there was this bomb cyclone and

So um so Vanderbomb says to she know she goes, you know what should it be you would have been horrified if someone did that to you And Rick which is true like I'm glad someone said that and Rick Helwick goes I was just surprised I mean I do want you to have your moment. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. And you deserve that. And Brock is like, yeah, but we call it a big-to-be moment. Yeah. And then we were going to say, whatever,

you got engaged on your balcony four days before. I mean, come on. She was like, that's what you're doing. I was like, that's what I was doing. It was probably, it was probably. Do you know how many times I'd hang my hand outside my balcony for all the Hollywood buses to come by and I went to a big show? I wanted it public.

So then Katie, this is where Katie decides to make another odd Katie stand. You know? Katie's like, know Katie's like love back on her leprosy gloves I know Katie's like getting a weird like polka dotted tattoo on the back of her elbow She's like oh by the way. I just wanted to say you know Ariana like you just like don't really understand Wait, this is is important to somebody because marriage is an important to you.

And she's like, what do you mean? Ariana suddenly is like, what the fuck, man? You were fucking beating me. What the fuck are you doing? Come on, come on, me. It's like the first time in three years. Did someone threaten to fire you? Who are you? Sit down. Come on me! It's like the first time in three years. Did someone threaten to fire you? Who are you? Sit down!

I really need Ariana to get angry and mock people more because that's like her best form. So Katie's like, well, just you know, engagements and weddings are not important to you. And she's like, um, excuse me, those are like the sketch comedy of events. Okay, they're very important to me, okay? Who gives a flying fuck what I want to do with my life? Doesn't mean that what my friends go through is important to me. Yeah. Someone's like, yes, Arianna, thank you for supporting me.

Yeah. Because that whole Katie argument is that whole. You don't understand because you don't have children Yeah, really I don't understand you know, it's like one of the most it's like I feel left out You don't understand because you don't have children You don't understand it because you don't have a satin glove So James is like when you get a leopard tattoo on the back of your wrist, call me, bitch. Call me.

Call me. Until you hire someone from Etsy to write your name and chalk and you put it on your wall, call me. Call me. Until you walk a mile in my crocs. Because you know Katie got crocs in that closet, I'm telling. And I say that it's a crocs lover I just know there is some high she's like but they look like baby James

So James is like, but you know what? There's a little bit of truth to it and quite frankly it was my party and it was a very tacky move And I would never do that to a friend because I'm not that tacky or cheap, okay? And you know what let's just say I'm not fat either, fat American, okay? I do things very differently fat man, fat man, fat, fat man, fat man And she was like no, I'm in the building, I'm like what's coming out of the building? I'm like, what did man? He's like, fat, fat, fat man And then Lala of course goes we all need to calm down like you guys are going insane of the smallest things

No, Lala you don't get to all of a sudden be like you guys are going insane of the smallest things. No, Lala, you don't get to all of a sudden be like, you guys are being crazy. When you spent the entire season losing your mind over every single thing and causing people to yell at each other. Right, these are all fights. This whole season has been fights that Lala has started. She's like, oh my god, you guys call down.

So silly. And she, she, you guys are all like every little thing you're going, Oh, damn you. Which was funny. Uh, and Ariana goes, who is Ariana, I mean, who is Lala even talking to? My name. My name. Starts doing that bioping again.

My name. So, uh, Andy asked how James and Brock, uh, uh, James and Brock's relationship is doing, and James is like, you know what, under, I know my place. So Andy asks how James and Brock's relationship is doing. And James is like, you know what under, I know my place. And he should know his fucking place, cause obviously I don't care now, but you know what my place is? It's next to a pizza oven in Sir Restaurant

playing light jazz, okay? And it's like, and it's like, wikikikikik a grudge. It was like nobody did anything to you So that's true too. That's how full. I was like, I'm not hooding a grudge, Andy I'm not mad but do I stick to them being tacky? Yes, he goes, but you know Andy. I'm just coming through so much Okay James, so then and he's like, all right, well thank Jesus, Jehovah's the fat Mary, and anybody else who ever appeared in the Bible, this shit is over. So now it's time for the ceremonial toast.

So they've got a cocktail called the Summer's Eve from Tom Tom. And Tom is like, it's called The Summer Seve and then Andy you know Andy has this one laugh and he goes ha ha ha So uh Vanderbump what's next for you? She's like well You know And she's like, well, you know, Trump, Tom is in the back for the first time this week. And then we're opening Paris. They're like, in Las Vegas, right? In Las Vegas.

Thanks a lot, happy. Thanks a lot for ruining that one. Kyle's got a, Kyle Richards, get a comment talk about how she looks so much like. Lee says, restaurant, we're like twins, me and Paris. I know. The next solid week, me and Paris. I know. The next solid week Kyle's just gonna have pictures on our Instagram in different burrays. And Lisa's also a grandmother,

Pandy had her baby, which is exciting. A Pandy baby. It was amazing because it actually came out burrito wrapped in a pashmina. Pashmina. Very cute. Very cute. Very cute. Very cute.

And so, Andy's like, so James, so Rick Hales moving out tomorrow, anything you want to say, huh? And he's like, well, he doesn't say anything, but Rick Hales goes, James, I love you so much. And I'm sorry that things didn't work out. I want the best of you ever. And the end of the chapter is, chapter is the best chapter of your life. You're a great DJ that is going to be playing Coach Shella soon. And possibly when in Almskirt.

Possibly Moscow, which would come first time. But first time, with actual fucking. You would see that coming. And then I'll say, see bass in the room. Look, look, look, it's taking fucking, fucking, a airplane. And it's just a time. It's a time, a pussy.

A hot, a hot, a hot, a hot, a mask. Grabble is a fun game. So. So. Well, Rick, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry that things didn't work out. Really, really sorry about that.

And I'm sorry that you didn't appreciate me pretending to be sober for two years. We're really, really sorry. Sorry about that. Was that James' line? Because I was like, this is weird that this is Rick Hel's line right now. I just said, I thought, I thought, I was down wrong.

I was down wrong, you know? He knows. So Andy's like, Rick Hel't I just have to say the fact that your lifelong dream is to help kids with disabilities. If people didn't already think you're wonderful, that cemented it. So congratulations. Good luck on your journey off of our television. Because you're way too good of a person to be here. Good bye, bitch.

It was like a very sweet and lovely firing. Like we should be like, we should just have fire. We're just like, thank you. So then Andy was like, have a nice ride on all motherfucking Treesau, okay? I then, Andy's like, he doesn't even know what to say to Charlie. He's like, Charlie, do you have a friend who's TV didn't fall off a wall

so you can watch this reunion? And she goes, huh, none of my friends have cable. He's like, take her with you, take her with you. She's... Why would you say that to your boss when you're on a cable show? Katie says something on him, Karen. Literally don't care. So Andy's like,

Lala, now you're in a regrouping moment. So what's getting you through? It's fucking black. I make says not been canceled yet. Can you believe what a moron ran just? I was kidding. Mala's like, I have a baby. That's what it is.

And while she's saying that Brock has actually finished his summer's Eve cocktail, they haven't even done their toast yet, have they? And he's already finished it. And so he is like, aren't you going to remind? He takes sheenas. You just see sheenas mom walking around in the background holding both of the babies. It's like, oh Jesus, guess there's not going to be any nightmares to take them out for this duty. God. of the babies. So the wedding is going to be next November and James is like, I'm so angry to be here, aren't there? No. Like he's still doing his whole thing.

So then the camera follows, Rukelle back to the dressing room, and James comes back, and he's like, So are you going to get the dog? And she's like, yeah, I'm gonna get him, and then me and Graham are gonna stay with my dad. And he's like oh Should we say goodbye now just

They're both like Clothes as a curtain on yeah, they're both like bye So then I mean that was beautiful that was so good closes a curtain in his face And she does like I've been, so not to want a few, but like, so I know what you're going through. So if you're anything from us, we're friends forever and ever and ever. And so you talk to Danica.

But you know what, be friends with who you want to. So then, Raquel goes out there, they go outside. And it's kind of funny because it's being filmed in like a sound studio. So they're in like a fake New York City street. And a sound there, they go outside. It's kind of funny because it's being filmed like a sound studio, so they're in like a fake New York City street. And a sound stage, I should say. And so then the dad is there.

The dad pulls up in his car. He's like, you ready to go, kiddo. And she's like, yeah, dad. He's like, you know what? Listen, tomorrow's gonna be a great day. And it's all gonna be behind us. It's all to be over. You know what, we can go fill up that whole I dug in the backyard honey.

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