Watch What Crappens - #1682 RHOSLC: Cinco de Why-o?

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

We recorded this very special Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on our iPhone from a hotel room while we were snowed in during the BLOCKBUSTER BOMB CYCLONE of 22. The audio is a bit janky, but we couldn't want to make you guys wait for the recap. It gets crazy. To make it up for the crap audio, we yammered for almost two full hours. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwcSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Guess where? TLC, no other people do that. The Weather Channel? Yes, Weather Channel! It's a blockbuster bomb, side-load. It's brab, that's what I'm saying. It's Ronnie, that's been over there, happy-hands? Hi, are you?

So we sound shitty today. Hi. Hi, shitty because we're in a hotel room. Yeah, we sound shitty, but it's a shitty from an amazing episode of Real House, as it's all like, city. Yeah. And could there be a lot of people around here?

Well, I don't know, don't you hear me? I'm talking to you. Sometimes I just want to project. Can I be on? Can I just be on for a moment? We're still telling you. Don't be like, yeah. Fine, well watch Ronny tells me that and then I'm gonna hear about the audio. I was gonna be like, I'm Ronny Aaron. I'm Ben Mandelker.

I know you're a trick. No, so right now we are snowed in New York City during a bomb cyclone. Technically, winter storm Keenan and um we were the older of the brothers. The older of the cyclone brothers. Yeah. He really brought all those cyclones together to make a really talented variety show. Future cyclones are going to come when people are going to have so much hope in them and they'll be like, you know what, at the end of Keenan is still the best.

I still stand by Keenan but I think that Damon Jr. might be the cutest although Sean, Sean is the cute cyclone too. This is a cute cyclone because everybody's what like literally all you hear here is oh my god blackbusters bombsite cyclone, blackbusters bombsite like in my head it's little Jill Saran running around. Black Buster Bons cycle. But I went out, I went to the Harry Potter museum or store or whatever, because Katie Kizorla was obsessed. And you know someone told me, I was taking a picture with Hagrid.

You know that was a big poster of Hagrid. Hagrid's like my future. This is like my future. And so I wanted to take a picture with it. And she said, you have to have your mask on. We didn I wanted to take a picture with it and she said, you have to have your mask on, we need to take a picture with that. I'm like, lady. We have. I'm standing on the floor.

I'm a star. I didn't even take it off. I just let pulled it down and it's like, they're right there right on your app. Yeah. So this is not a magical land. No, it's a waterland. You know, so today we are going to talk about

Real House as a Salt Lake City. We're not. But we should also mention that today, we did find out which houses we belong to, in Harry Potter land. Yeah. Ronnie, you were, what were you again? Well, I just always assumed I was a slithering,

but like one of the ones that can be saved, you know, how they're like snake is evil. But is he or is he a hero? You know, I really like, I dug that also. I love that actor But rest in peace. I'm not a fucking slither in. I'm a Ravenclaw. I'm what is a Ravenclaw like? Eight Ravens hate claws And I hate Ravenclaw from Big Brother remember Raven from Big Brother. I don't actually she's awful But yeah, I wasn't happy. I do like Navy Blue, that's my color house,

of the color of my house. But you know, Slither on screen. Green's my favorite color, as you might notice. You know, I'm in it right now, I'm always in it. So, you know, but at least I'm not a Hufflepuff. Yeah, lots are still Hufflepuff. I don't even, so I don't know the difference between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff,

except that one has a sillier name. The only thing I do know is that Harry is in He's a Gryffindor. Gryffindor, right, which is like the hero class. Right. He's the hero class. I, I, everyone, you guys kept saying I was gonna be, you guys kept on saying watch. People's class.

No, Katie said I was gonna be a Gryffindor. Katie was like, you're gonna be a Griffin door I'll tell you right now your griffin door. I'm slither in you're a couple of I think well guess what I'm Slytherin I got slither in I got my slither in so I know what that website so fuck that I'm so I think it's actually pretty accurate I think I'm a slither in to be honest you don't want to be a slither in you just want it because like you you know I wanted it and you beat me I had no I know I wanted to be no I wanted to be like riff and door It's riff and doors the hero. Yeah, I wanted to be like I don't know I want to be the cool kids, but I'm slither in I'm like that

I'm not a stripping door. There's no one cooler than Harry Potter. Yeah, I'm saying I want to be with Harry Potter You are no I'm a slither in oh Not even drunk you're just demoting me out of my own house. Okay, I'm looking at the fact that you're a slither in the room. You just have to take the test again, Ronnie, and just like change one answer. You'll wind up a slither in. It's all because I took a test. So there's a test that we took on, like the official Harry Potter website, and there's a question where it says, like, if you could have a potion Which would you want a potion for wisdom? Do you want a potion for love? Do you want a potion for glory?

So like the part of it. I was like, you know what? Like I really should go for wisdom because like who does not want wisdom? I should go for wisdom. I was like if I'm being really honest though. I know that deep down inside I just want glory So I just like I'm gonna be I have to be true to myself. I chose the glory potion and bam. I'm being really honest though, I know that deep down inside, I just want glory. So I was like, I'm gonna be, I have to be true to myself. I chose the glory potion. And bam, I'm a slither-in. Oh yeah, I don't think my potion was like,

just don't talk to me. Like, just don't talk to me, actually. Okay, so today, everyone, so we were supposed to be doing an aspirate park show, tonight, which unfortunately, we had to postpone. So we'll have the updates on that as soon as we Know we didn't have to postpone it. I was gonna get my ass out there. Guess we postpone it Keaming

So we know that the audience a little janky and I'm sorry if this is too hard to listen to we totally get it We're gonna calm down a little bit on the touring in a couple weeks But I am you know, we'll also have like a more prosthetic. We were not planning on having to do this, but here we are. Here we are. Those are so good together.

So deal with it. So anyway, as I was saying, this is a slither in as a ride. I was saying, you. That was some hufflepuff passable or Hufflepuff passable aggressive. No, they're just like

super nice. They're like their real nice. So they're passable aggressive. They got it. You know that their bitches. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, they're nice. I'm like, they're not nice. They're not nice. Yeah. So anyway, what I was just trying to say was just that our as a park show has been postponed. We're going to get a new not nice. So anyway, what I was just trying to say was just that our Azray Park

show has been postponed. We're gonna get a new data up as soon as possible. Just keep updated on our Instagram, etc, etc. etc. We'll have that news to you. So because our Travis schedule is so crazy and we really don't know what's happening next because the weather is madness. We figured what we would do is we were fortunate enough to get a screener of Salt Lake City for this week so we thought let's record it tonight in this snow storm. It's what more of a appropriate backdrop to Salt Lake City than have snow falling. That's why we have this Jackie audio but also this episode is amazing and it needed to be discussed as soon as we saw it. Yeah true and by the way also thanks to everyone who came to the crappies. That was amazing. Yes well this will be both other episodes

will be. There will be other ones. Thank you guys I just want to say thanks again. This is like a river. So we're coming back in time. Thanks again guys. Just remember what we said in the last episode when we thanked you. It's that. Yeah, the things always, yeah, thanks always. And for those of you who didn't watch the Crafties, it will be released late this week, okay? And if you do want to still watch it, go watch it.

It's up on moment house.com slash watch with Crafties. It's a kick. And the feed is amazing. Yeah, they did a great job. Amazing. Yeah, I feel like I was on PBS when I watched it back. I feel like I was like, Well I watched it back. I felt like it was... Well, we do constantly ask for donations.

That makes sense. And I thought it was weird when Glenn Close introduced us. Joe will be like, wow, Marl Street's on bad TV. Why? Well, send your children a lunch box if you just sent $10. When Laura Lennie walked out and was like tonight on great performances That's one guess. Don't be like bye. Bye Laura Lennie. Ron, we got special guest for crap. He says Laura Lennie. You'd be like, you know what this podcast over?

It's been great working with you. It's done. Hey Laura Lennie, how was it doing the crappy horse? Well, studying for years as I have one of the fiat horror. I'm gonna get out. I have one last tangent before we start. One small tangent, which is on Instagram, I was scrolling through. And there was like a promote to add for this movie. There's a movie called Passing that's out right now with Ruzunega.

And it's also directed by Rebecca Hall. And so it's by Netflix. And so this ad is like for your consideration. And it's just like, if you ever just want to watch actresses, just talking about being actresses, it is the most hilarious ad. It's like, well, when I saw the part, I knew I had to play her.

I think it was something magical about her. I just needed to feel her, to be the, to see her. I was like the lower learning thing that you talk about times 50. The actor talk, it makes me fucking crazy. Yes. You're in Donkey Kong, the movie. And it's like, oh, steady for you.

So feel what it's like. It'll be a donkey and a poem. So it'd be quite an amy-wats. I've been throwing barrels for 13 months I've been throwing a cigar. Alright, alright, alright Laura loading. Loading me as a fantastic chick. I'm a living donkey.

I suppose it's really the same person. Oh okay, so welcome. This is episode 219 of Swat City. It's called Sync Ed to Mate him. Oh, that's funny actually. That's good. I like that. That's a good one. Okay. I was sad I was taking actually. First of all, one thing that I knew, one thing I was wondering going into this episode was when does the Jenny win firing take effect? Like, are they gonna cut her up the opening credits or anything? And I noticed she was still, they did not have an the opening credits or anything and I noticed she was still they did not have an opening credits for this episode but

she still was in the line that holding a snowflake so she wasn't cut out of the group shot so you know I don't think they're doing the full edit out of journey I think that they're like you know what we did a nine day late Instagram you know not apology but it wasn't apology actually, but statement. And so that's just going to have to tie people up because we shot everything plus the reunion. Yeah, let's just see how it goes. Because the rumor is that Mary is back on the show because she suddenly shut up again,

like she clamped up and was like, I don't know about that, you have to see and they're like oh she must be back under contract. So who knows You know problems are probably still kind of waiting to see which way the wind blows on that one. Yeah, so the opening The the Trixi Monoclack acquire was going nuts It was Trixi found the coke and the whole town, you know, the whole, and between the Bible pages and the Bible and somebody left in the hotel room, a dresser, you know what I mean? So you just found that and they were like, Trixie come to set, she's like, oh! Oh!

I thought it said like little candle-lop bros. Yeah, she was holding. And she had like tails on or something. I was going down a spiral staircase. Two bathrooms. You're like, what's wrong with Trixi? There's thunder going out. It was crazy.

And then the music just stops. One very tries to figure out how dangerous work. It's like it's my little segment of very just staring at anger and like the wall you hang things on and then finally just like Okay, okay Just how God intended so then Yeah, she was struggling with a bag and then and then Heather is She's just talking to Meredith and she's like, so you met Jen, Shah, like one for one with a drinking like monomy monopath, partyin' up Meredith.

She's like, wow, I think I'm really lammable. And then Heather does her, haha, I'm just like a fun girl who doesn't get into drama thing for the diary room Which just again just just before we even get into the whole thing Heather and Mary. I mean Heather and Whitney just Starting everything Another episode. They're like, we had a good mind this sucks. Let's just pit everybody against each other again But Heather of course starts it with her whole. Clearly we have been touched by the head of God. No other explanation. Lines are lying down with lambs. Boats on the sea have one of each animal, two of each animal to reproduce. You know there is

just no other explanation. Like you haven't fucked it up yet. That's the explanation. Yeah. You haven't gotten it up yet. That's the explanation Yeah, you haven't got it there and stirred the shit. Yeah, yeah, so she's getting ready for what we find out later It's like a horse riding day, so she's sort of like you know Prance ground in her calf tan letting it flow and then Jenny is like Jenny everyone's like in glam and Jenny is not she's not fun any or anything, and Meredith sort of like walks out from wherever she is, and Jenny's like, oh my god, you've got makeup on. And Meredith's like, well, I just put on a little lipstick,

but Jenny is called Sun Glossers. That's a sun makeup, an actual alarm sign. You saw a hung, sleep, no, wax, blackbuster bomb sign fine, cold, softly fine. Oh, I like that we saw kind of a glimmer of Whitney and Heather, because you know Whitney and Heather are not always gonna be friends. No, they're gonna go against each other at some point.

Yeah, this is their friends. This is their cousins and friends season. Right. And this is the first glimmer I saw of it because Heather's dancing around the robe and she's talking about the difference between the gallop and the counter and wouldn't say, what is the difference? Something is not adding up. And Heather's like, well here I'll show you the difference and she starts dancing around the robe and Whitney just looks

grossed out by her counter. She had like some counter objection. She had counter judgment. She really did. I was like, fuck you Whitney. You're fucking out of dare you judge somebody's counter. I think that, you know, the thing is, I think to understand the difference between like Trock, counter and Gallup requires a little bit of nuance, that might be beyond Whitney. Or ever.

Or really, me also. I don't know. I used to listen to a lot of things. requires a little bit of nuance that might be beyond Whitney. Or ever. Really, me also. I don't know. I used to listen to a podcast that been called The Cantor Blender, and I still love my life. It was about religious Jewish services and people coming into saying, Cantor's. So.

The Cantor's. That's beautiful. Thank you. So That's beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, it is Shabbat. By the way, it is Shabbat right now Is it? This is what we call bomb cyclone Shabbat. One-cushbots? Okay I can't just have a quick to Shabbat anymore. Now I'm just used to back Shabbat. I need a quick to Shabbat I was just about to convert to Judaism, but then a bomb cyclone in Keenan came and destroyed it all, okay? That's like the perfect new name for the Black Shabbat episode. Bloodbust of bomb cyclone. Shabbat.

So, uh, Whitney is, Whitney, Jen's in, Jen's in, in, uh, glam and Whitney is like, Jen, I need to's in, in, in, uh, glam, and Whitney is like, Jen, I need to consult with you for my look today. So she walks in, she's got like a polka dot, sports bra on a polka dot, doesn't that, but she has like a bucket hat and Jen's extensions in her hair. Because it's funny, and I, is this a canter? Is this a canter? Whitney with her tri-hard hair, and so Jen just kind of like laughs or whatever and then we go back to Heather

so Matt Heather is with Lisa and she's like oh my god Lisa has invited me somewhere so I'm gonna accept like oh my god you're gonna love me by this how we get back and Heather says I already love you these fucking fakes love it this is also an episode where the cast is like, oh no, this is a housewives show, guys. We've studied housewives for years. We can't just be nice. Let's fight over nothing. So they're just red.

They're also splitting them up to start them fighting again. See, I actually feel like this is a culmination of so many threads going through the season, right? You got Jen committing, being arrested for fraud, you got Meredith, and just sort of like, just Meredith and her issues with Lisa and Mary, you got Mary and Jenny. And I feel like everyone brought a thing to the table. It's just maybe like Heather and Whitney, but their whole thing is that they're just the agitators, you know. But I feel like all the things

that we've been watching all season really came together in this one, the cults. That's the main thing. I mean, again, they just rehashed old shit and forced each other to fight. But guess what, you know what? It was great, you did it. It's like you don't always wanna have sex

with your husband, but sometimes you just look down at your food, but you helicopter that shit around and you make it happen. This was kind of a helicoptering weener at us. I don't know, but you'd helicopter that shit around, and we make it happen. This was kind of a helicoptering weiner episode for me. I don't know, but you know, it was still fucking. This was like a, this was like, just came back from the strip club episode. This is my, everything was ready to go.

Really, I thought it was a forest. That whole thing was so forced to land. Oh my God, I thought it was amazing. So Meredith has a rare kind of Heather Diary room moment where she has to give some exposition and so Meredith goes well It seems like things are in a positive trajectory and believe it or not I had a nice song going horseback riding Gather and what need you and you're going

Happy happy and what he and Jack are going as he needs me happy happy So they she loads she loads she loads the van she gets on the van Poor believer Kevin and Kevin oh still there bless his heart I mean is you know there's a lot of jobs in this country right now, right? Everyone's like, oh my God, unemployment is so low. Kevin, there are options, Kevin is what I'm saying. Kevin, vacant effort. Kevin's like, listen, I get to sit all fucking day. I don't even care what you do. He's trying to get patina to take over his job. He's like, hey, patina, how about you do this and I do what you're doing? So um, first we start at the horse place. So Lisa with her faken bake, hello, she's like,

Oh, are you wearing with me? So nice to meet you guys. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey If someone asked me two months ago if I'd be a horseback riding with Heather alone, that would be a definite no. Like, there's a horse for everything, and today is the first. Oh my god, look, I've eroped on my horse. And Heather's like, I don't have a rope, and then Heather just tells us, least some manipulated the worst people at not giving me a rope. Just kidding, but you know she was thinking that shit. Yeah, so then Jenna Whitney are with this guy Casey, I'm not giving me a rub. I'm just kidding, but you know she was thinking that shit.

Yeah, so then Jenna Whitney are with this guy Casey, because they're gonna learn about ATV driving. They look more like boggies than ATVs to me, but gay anyone was paying attention. Hey, we've done this. Glamas. Like last week. Yeah, also last week.

Like you guys just did this last week. Literally last week. Literally they're holding ATVs in their hand, and they open and print, they can't print up to no place. It's just little buggies in their hands. What are you doing in production, no? You think we just don't remember? You did this last week? I didn't remember.

Oh yeah, because they had to take them to get to the slot can in. Yeah, they got them the big ATV things. And also, why are all the white guys on this show exactly the same? Like all the people who come on to be the sports people. They're also weird guys who never bays. And it's always like, hey ladies. It's like the real, it's like the real nomad land. It's just the guy, like at the winter, they're teaching us the the fly fishing. And then in the summer, they go down, they teach bad dune bugging. the fly fishing and then in the summer they go down, they teach about dune bugging.

Yeah, I didn't have that experience. With no madland. Yeah. Like friends, some turments, I got right guys. So what you got to do is you got to get in the dune bug and we're just going to drive around to slide can you? So like I said, it's your partner, chopped up my dune buggy over there.

Take it. Okay, so Casey. So John's like, oh my god, like you're sure Casey, because it just lets you something dirty. You're speaking with these things. I'm a door. How do you open it? My favorite thing that you do, Ronnie,

is when you do Chen Sha, you do this thing with your finger. Everyone look for it next time, but you sell like this. She always do. She always do girl. But you always do. Like even now now you're just doing it right here. She does that. Watch her every time she talks.

Oh my god! She's telling you off at all times, do you want to be happy? So it's just like activity is going on. There's some silly, there's some stupid pattern about life. Oh my god, I think this like Whitney is like some overrition driven with her. You know, I think she just not used to having two chains as her driver, so everything probably

seems a little strange in the car. So then the other car, the horses are gapping along. And this, I can tell that Salt Lake City is still a relatively new franchise. Because like if we're like Beverly Hills or New York at the end of the horseback riding I mean literally even on badger from rules there's like a beautiful picnic with like a ginkim blanket a blingim game tablecloth and some like finger sandwiches and some champagne and here it's like cowgirl girl goes okay so there's some there's

some popsicles in the cooler. I'm not gonna pop some. Like, is this DLC? Yeah. Whitney whipped out some vinegar and salt chips and some gummy bears. I mean, come on guys. Like, make some kind of... You're a bravo. I'm not.

They were probably, they were probably gummy bears. They took out of the AGV from last week. I'm not even like fresh youth gummy bears. Just like they took it from Kevin stash on the bus. Kevin's like, I just keep coming back to work. I'm not really here to work. I'm just here to look for the gummy bears. I'm not here to work.

It's just so long to go bad. So yeah, they finished their horseback riding for popsicles. And Heather's like, oh my god, I need to jam a friendship between us was two stallions between our legs. So then Heather goes she goes they sit down on like this like rocky uh formation and she's like Heather's like this is just like the set of a Britney Spears video and he's like I was thinking the same thing except the the difference was I was also, I actually was just thinking about Asparagus. Totally different actually.

I just wanted to agree with you. You know that. Asparagus is gross. I'll go to that conclusion. Yeah, it's like the same thing. So Heather's like, thanks for asking me I have on this date and you saw that because at first I wanted to say no,

but then I was like, well she's cute. She's got money, give her a chance. And Lisa doesn't laugh. She just takes a pause like She's like the asparagus and friends Hey, what's a star? I guess I cast my wrong friends So Lisa's like thank for giving me a chance No, she gets that like real. Yes, she does I see she's like glad I checked the right box series. And she's like, you know why? I just wanted to stay in a great McDonald's with you.

A great place with you. And others like, yeah, but you know. And then Heather, not even subtly at all. You know, Heather's like, I have to be with this bitch. I'm just gonna aim my hatred and let her go and see if she takes the bait. So she's like, so, you know, you've been at odds with everyone in defense of everybody for Meredith. I just feel for you. When has she defended Meredith?

I'm still trying to figure out when she's defended Meredith, because she's a saint. I think there was like the last horrific dinner which was like an episode ago. She sort of sat by Meredith's side because no no no she didn't because she had to sit by Jen's side because of that. When did she sit by Meredith's side? I feel like, she didn't. She's just not going after Jen, but that doesn't mean she's saying anything in Meredith's defense.

She has it. They're like, there's Meredith's dad's funeral fate. And she's like, I don't know. I mean, I talked to her. Well, that's not a different stuff. What? Yeah, I don't know if she's really, but you know, to be fair, I don't think, wait, so,

well, I was gonna say, has Meredith really been been what are the things that Meredith has been under fire for so a fake memorial Lisa did not have her back on that It's all Jen. Yeah, this is all just Jen going get everybody. What is it? And now they all go on to Jen's dirty work But what is Meredith need from Lisa right she needed last season Lisa to have her back about the rumors about the affair, right? But this season what did anything else happen earlier in the season? Oh, oh, you know what it was So yeah, this the big issue. Yeah, it was that basically it was about Jen it was that Lisa it was

Probably a peacemaker except just having murder full on back. Right, but yeah, okay. This season's been so long. We've talked about that. I know, I'm like, this is like episode 18 or something. It was like two minutes. Where are people mad at each other? They just compute, they want to take a nap.

They just, or on each other so much. I'm like, what is this? It's bad that people have been coming for Lisa so hard and Meredith hasn't stood up for it. But I will, don't get it. But I will say this, I will say this, Meredith has actually not had Lisa's back at all ever. I mean, have we really ever seen Meredith go to bat for Lisa? Lisa at least has performative moments, but I don't really think we've seen Meredith

go to bat for Lisa at all, have we? They come from Lisa almost every episode, every all the time. Usually because Lisa is stepped in it. Lisa did. So I think Meredith just sits there. I mean she does the same thing with Mary. Mary, she just sits there and lets them yell at Mary. It's not like she's like, I mean she will say like, wow, do I agree with. Now, where's the standing up for Mary? I don't see it. You know, she will say. I think she's a little bit more,

I think she does stand up a little bit more for Mary. But I think that she sees Mary as a damaged person. I think we all see Mary as someone who is somehow like, like something is wrong with Mary. And I think that Meredith maybe picks up on that. And I'm like, she, I think she sees that Mary doesn't really have the tools to communicate effectively what's going on in her head and and I think Meredith sees that and probably has some sort of like feeling like she wants to

protect her in a way because of that. Ronnie just gave the look of I know we do these podcasts together it's funny because we can just see each other, who are just sitting there and crossing from each other and talking. And it's not very normal because on stage we sit side by side. And then in the video, I have my notes in front of me and half the time. So we're picking up on so many more of some of the people that we're going to be. I know.

It's fun. You can't roll your eyes and you disagree like Okay, so let's see Mommy can't be can I was about to say You literally just rolled your eyes Sorry, it's nothing personal I didn't take it personally. I didn't take it personally. So anyway at least it's like glad I checked those boxes And she's like came out. I just want to say in great place with you and yeah, Heather's like well, Meredith You know, Heather's like, you know, I just I feel for you. No big step stuff for you

I feel through and it's because I feel for me too I feel for me too. I told everyone in the band, I'm having tension with Meredith. Do you remember that? And others like, yeah, and you know what? I never even, for a second considered, that Meredith really hasn't been showing up for you at all. You guys just all made up, Heather. Like literally just all made up.

So Heather has to take Lisa Horst back riding to remind her to be mad at Mary. Yes, exactly. And then we see this flashback of my new favorite thing. I couldn't be so little bit more. I couldn't be so little bit more. I couldn't be so little bit more. Not asparagus, just love. I'm not.

And I love that it's cute up by Heather going. And it wasn't until here in Zion in that second, when you said you could've used a little more. Oh my gosh, the clip, roll the clip. She just came in here so little bit, boy. Hey! And then I also felt it when I realized that you felt for you too.

You can roll that, just happen. Just roll that clip, you got that ready yet? That kind of a little bit of that. I feel for me felt for you too. You can roll that. It just happened. Just roll that you got that ready yet I feel for me Because I love me It's a ball of soccer con I wish I could have been such a fun parody moment So I was like yeah, that was the first moment I kind of saw from your perspective and I kind of felt for you Shit stirring okay, she's just not gonna be happy until she brings up Lisa and Meredith no but Lisa and Meredith are also making it so easy because they

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So then over with the the Dune Buggy girls, they, uh, they've heard and they bust out the app for mentioned something, Biting her chips and a herobo. And, uh, they're sitting there at this beautiful view. and rather than taking in like all this gorgeous vista in all of nature, then he's gonna talk shit some more. So basically they're like you know, Jen's like, last night I'm not laughing hard in such a long time. And when he's like, my, my, my sore is abs. Wait, kind of such a short line now that I messed that up. Okay, from the top, my maps, maps or map, maps, I can't do it. Do you have a look like I was eating ass hot. Oh yeah, faces. I forgot too much we have for her.

So then Jen's, Whitney's like, did you have fun? And of course, now Whitney is here to do her job and get general pissed off together. We're about to get married. So, Jen's like, well not as fun as last night. I mean, I love so hard, but you know what? I was surprised about yesterday morning, started and married at once, like zero to 500.

But we still did not get a full answer. And she's like, yeah, like if your best friend is coming to you and saying something, just answer the question. Like, of course we had a memorial service for my dad and then go off on everybody. Like, what, I mean, I don't understand why they need this to be like actually confirmed with a notary about like this memorial service. Like what, this is not a grand conspiracy. Yeah. So then um, and in fact, the producer is like, you know, you know, if Meredith lie, it would be so important. And Jen is like, well, if Meredith can lie about her own father's memorial, what else is she capable of lying about?

The sky's the limit to me. What? No. Okay, even if Meredith lied about something like this, it's just like... The same as sky is the limit. As if this is like now, this is now a cruise that she's like a pathological liar who maybe like up to the various things. It's so over the top. She's like, where are your boundaries?

I mean, hold on, one second. Miss Johnson? Yes, yes, thank you for calling back. So the C, the C, S, V number is the three numbers on the back of your card. Can you read them? Okay, go get your glasses. Because once I have those numbers, we can get your brand new website started.

And you won't be on food stamps anymore, okay? Sure I'll hold. Okay, sorry, where were we? However, Pamperees. So, now when he's storing up her own stupid and non-conspiracy. The conspiracy, she's like, it just looks friggin weird. She tells us she gets a private investigator and the night before we leave, she doesn't show up on the bus, is she trying to cover something up?

Because clearly it's not adding up, so either she lied about her dad's memorial, that's a hard thing to question. Or is that all cover up for something else? It's like Whitney. These are just events that happened in a sequence that's a hard thing to question. Or is that all a cover up for something else? It's like Whitney. These are just events that happened in a sequence that are not related. No, that's not. That's not sweet.

Like how are you putting it together like this? Not everything is the same. She's not a private investigator, and then she didn't show up, but then I opened my freezer, and there was a melted lean cuisine. Wait a minute. Has Meredith been in here?

It's just not adding up. That's what needs new things. It's just not adding up. It's like, wait me. I know this is not your first time that you said this is not adding up in your stupid ass life. But you don't need to say it 10 times today, okay? It's not a mystery.

Whitney at Navagas just very confused. It's just not adding up. So Lisa is like, Lisa's like, so yes, that morning seemed so bizarre to me. I apologize because like I didn't like that you guys got y'all hot. And Heather's like, oh yeah, we were totally yelled at. And like, and totally we were speculating that it was like a fake memorial. Yeah, she's, she, she, he does a speculating because she had a fake memorial. But first of all Lisa is full of shit here. Oh my God, I'm so sorry I didn't mean for you to get you on that. Really, when you ran to Meredith's room in the middle of the night and told her that everyone thought she was baking her office. Memories, you said everyone was questioning.

People didn't say they were baking but that they were questioning. They're also full of shit. Those weren't makes so funny. So it's, it's hard to even pick sides, right? Oh, yeah, I actually was thinking that this is that's why this show so good because it's like a vast like So they're just all ridiculous. So Heather knew that the memorial was on was in Aspen She's like I should shut that down because I actually knew it was an Aspen and Lisa's like so she had her on Monday Like do we leave on a Monday because Heather said it was on Monday and then Lisa's like But did we leave on a Monday? Cause Heather said it was on Monday. And then Lisa said, but did we leave on a Monday?

And then Heather's like, no, no, cause, hmm, Jen got arrested on a Tuesday, which I love that that's like their benchmark for a moment during the days of the week. Tuesday was her and Jen got arrested, but weird that Memorial was on Monday. I'm like, you guys realize that maybe the like, specific Memorial was on Monday,

but I feel like Tuesday still counts as the general memorial. She was serious. And she never sat on that phone call. They even show a clip of this where Lisa's calling her going, Hi, I'm so sorry. With this right now, but Sherry has internal blood. Okay, go back to the mo. Go back to your family. And Meredith is just a out guy. That's a whole call. She just say, like, woke up from an app practically.

Meredith wasn't like, wow, I'm swearing. It's gonna have to make those quantum handings out clunkies and my five-year-old momoreal. When she never said, I'm at the memorial right this second, right? So Heather was like, well, okay, she was arrested, she was saved within the memorial was supposed to be on Monday and Lisa's like no because I called it from the van remember the clip Brownie just stood right now in the couch you know

remember I said she's other dads memorial and I feel terrible and then they show Lisa going like she's under that's my memorial that you're terrible yeah that's you saying it's not her saying yeah so then of course I even shake my head like I just did this like maribus print. There was never a conversation one or another. I remember when they are or change the thing. I mean people's an overnight memorial so then Heather so this is classing other guys. Well she's lying to you or she's lying to me. I'm like or me the guys heard the freaking information right it's about a cat it's about an

eye-cow appointment right now not about like a conspiracy and I love on people make it a multiple choice so one of those has to be the truth in their mind you know she's like well one of you either she lied to you or she lied to me or she lied to the both of us. Or you're just dumb hookers. Like, think about it. That's not the only option. Might be more options. Yeah, I mean, like if I were at some family thing,

let's say I was like, oh, I have to run, I can't podcast because family reunion, I'm not going to say family memorials, I don't want to wish that. But let's say I have to go to a family reunion and the family reunion. I'm not gonna say family memorials, I don't wanna wish that. But let's say I have to go to a family reunion and a family reunion was on Monday. And then you called me on Tuesday, hey Ben, I don't wanna interrupt. Like, you've got a package or something like that.

Go back to your family. And then, a month later, you're talking to like, you know, Poodle and you're like, huh, Ben said his reunion was on Tuesday and he was like was like no he told me it was on Monday It all counts like it would like not be crazy to say on to even though the reunion was oh fine I don't know why I'm arguing this with you right now. I like it. I'm like you I'm just like sitting inside of your whole family died No, it's a reunion. I made it a reunion. No, but you said Memorial first so that stuck with me

You're like no I should be dark. I'll make it a family. No, I know I said it's a reunion because I don't want to be dark I know but you first said memorial and I got a package that I probably didn't receive That's just Wow poor Ben's family, but also you know on the other hand on the Plane devil's advocate if that happened, happened okay and if you came to me and said Ronnie didn't you say your your dad's memorial was on Monday but then why Tuesday were you doing this? You think I'm lying about my dad's fucking memorial? Well I'm just saying you're a fucking idiot. Yeah about that. Shut stupid. No, if you want to call somebody call I wouldn't freak out to this extent

Well to the extent Meredith is pretty I think I think I think Meredith's freaking out is is warranted because a She also is like fresher with all these people because she's she's been first of all she's morning Okay, she's morning, but also like there's a lot of I mean Because people like have been violating her boundaries all season long and every time she says she's just want to talk about something, she doesn't want to be around something or whatever, they keep going at her, which is part of the job unfortunately for her. Well, when you're on this cast, yeah, so she's just at her wit's end.

Yeah, and hungry too, probably. Yeah, sequel to awards. So all these fights really happen before dinner. So then, yeah, back to Jenna Whitney. And Jenna's like, well, I really hope that Mary isn't that. But do you something like this? Like, she's getting yourself all whipped up now. Or Whitney's getting your whipped up.

And Whitney's like, is there something bigger that happened between YouTube? And then there's a pause. And she's like, no, a pause and she's like no nothing and much she's not saying something but she's like yeah but going back to last year when we learned that she was separated and has boyfriend was there more to that the bravo clash and then would you say it is so clear that Meredith has a vendetta against Jen but it has to be more than Twitter. It doesn't add up.

It just doesn't add up. And Whitney's, it's Whitney's fucking autobiography title. It just doesn't add up. You know what, it's like looking at the old photos of her that came out this weekend. It just doesn't add up. It's like going through the financial records of her fucking MLMs. Her test doesn't add up. It's like going through the financial records of her fucking MLMs.

Her test doesn't add up. Her branding strategy. It just doesn't add up. Did you see that photo of someone sent us by the way? It's on IG. So Whitney has a picture of her rebrand because her rebrand's not called Whitney Rose. So there was some sort of flower arrangement that looks like a WNR. But if you look at it, you can see that the W is actually an M

that's been turned upside down from like my loan, whatever. And I just turned it upside down because they wanted to see the money that I'm buying on the WNR flowers. And you know that she told Justin see I saved money I reuse the M I'm a boss bitch but wasn't her last thing bow and I was there's no M okay well either way either way she reuse an M someone's M but I like in someone's mind it was what we always call it my own rose you know I don't like that some queen was calling it mild rose. And I have to actually switch the M upside down to make the W. By the way, if she's listening

and she's upset by this narrative, we've spun. Well, there you go. Congratulations, you've just been on the receiving end of how you do things. And you are, yeah. Just some of the nasty texts. So, Jim is like, Here's my problem with my experience with Meredith.

Here's your fucking problem. You get called out on your shit that you star, stupid. That's you. That's you who came on camera last year and told everyone she was having a affair. That's you who started all this shit with her son online. That's you, ma'am. But her line is, I think everything's fine and then a week later she's like, no, I never said I don't have a problem with you

I must have been drinking. I was like okay, so now you're mad So after making up last night Your matted Meredith again when you just made up with her last night and you're mad at her for being mad at you after she just made up with you Do you hear yourself? But Jen does the same thing that she made up with- She made up a Lisa, and then she is the first to come back, but what about me? Like, you don't stand up for me. Like, she brings that all the way back every single time.

All these people do, because the thing is, they apologize, they make good, but they solve and process the apology, and they expect everything to be good again. So Whitney is like, you have to keep an eye on her. She was your friend last night, but now she's with Mary and Cosby. Oh yeah, well that Mary and Cosby should help you, Jesus. How many Mary sets of means to people and then she comes back and says, we're good.

Like no, hold up Mary. Up up and beyond her saying mean things, intruding as poorly, Mary has accusations that they're about her church. There's allegations, this is a big sense, of Mary using her power as first lady to get what she wants, but Meredith is fine with that. Mary is nice to Meredith, and Jenna's an asshole who told America she was cheating on her husband. What are you two confused about?

That's what she does. I'm like, why are they making it sound like it's some huge, huge, confusing point. Yes. Why would Meredith not like Jen? Nobody likes Jen. She's a terrifying asshole who screams in your face constantly for no reason. That being said, I do think that Meredith, taking up from Mary's so much, will come back to, to buy her a mask. I say that as someone who's taken up for many Bravo stars and You still got the wealth Still got the embarrassing Instagram

So yeah, Jen's like yeah, Meredith has a lot of the same behaviors Mary does and like she thinks she can say and do whatever to you and you just have to accept it. Who the fuck is Jen Shaw to say that about anybody? You scream at everybody, every epistone and then accept it. Just walk back to the table like now what now what are we talking about? So it is like what are we going to do? I'm like okay Ghostb go spusters, calm down. So Jen is like, we need to bring it up to her. I'm gonna do the rotting thing. We need to bring it up to her because we know damn well. They're gonna speculate about everyone else. And I know they've done that about me. That's for sure. Okay. And I'm gonna bring it up. And I'm not gonna sweep it under the rug.

So funny. You're accusing Meredith of saying she's okay and then not being okay so now you're gonna say you're not okay to my not three said you were okay. I mean, you're accusing Meredith of saying she's okay, and then not being okay, so now you're gonna say you're not okay, so now after you said you were okay. I mean, that's just the log one of this episode. So, Jim, yeah, Jim's like, we're not gonna sweep it under the rug. And Whitney said, yeah. So then we go to the spa, and Meredith literally walks in like this, she goes,

and we're going on little. No, no, stay. You guys have a USB port that I could plug in too, please. I'm very nervous. Gee, someone got a dolly. Yes, well, after a crazy night, one little lot of wine, very little sleep, partially because I did bring my baby monitor with me to Zion to listen to my little baby boy for Rooks. Not a lot of sleep, I'll tell ya.

The last few days, we all need a spa day. This is very long underwear massage, okay? Everybody's like fully clothed with a blanket over them, getting the massage. Well Mary was. But what I wore the other two? No, maybe it was just Mary. Mary, that's Mary. They still have full blankets over them. They look through on TV. I mean, I've only seen people get massage. I've blank blank it from a bed, like a comforter. No, it was like a towel thing. I mean, I would have to go back.

I think maybe, I don't know. In my mind, now especially, because I exaggerate things in my mind. And it's been so long since I've watched you spin like 20 minutes and so it's easy. What's a Harry Potter world today? So you're all, you're all, I can't just slither and spell on your brain, man.

Where are they getting misogysies and sleeping bags? Maybe I'm just gaslighting you in a slither and a spell on your brim. Like, where are they getting, where are they getting massages and sleeping bags? Maybe I'm just gaslighting you in my slither and way. I'm like, no Ronnie. You probably are. So Mary's like, yeah, I never turned out in massage. Never, ever. Even if I had to be there with Jenny. Yeah.

So Jenny's like, Mary is fully dressed with her sunglasses on. Like she can't even commit to getting a massage. She's always ready to just split the hell out of the room. That was funny. And so then after, of course, they have a side to the lady's like, we've set up a nice area for you to have some refreshments. We have some polio string cheese. And a few, we have a few leftover pretzels from my social we had last night. At the Apple there's been a bite taking that out of it. I consider it an expensive brandy.

So Mary is just, you know, Mary, they're all just like hope they were just like that a nice time and everything. And they're just being, they're like a good place and murder's best friend. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like the dynamic has shift in and everyone's just trying to be positive. And Jimmy says, yeah, I can get that first one was tough. And look, I know that there's been tension because I did share with Jen about the private investigator thing and she like, what? What's that about you for me? I was gonna throw that confidence.

I thought I was gonna get it. That was such an odd response you took that away from me. Yeah, that was my storyline. I mean, that's what in blue. Yeah, I murdered this like, well, there was no reason to relay that in her mation. Unless she was trying to start a pop between me and Jed. I feel like this rope is a continuous bad game telephone. It's like, I'm calling and I'm falling and I'm really... I'm waiting for the kids to say no. I couldn't find a rhyme or the rest of the sentence on that one.

So, Jimmy's like, well, you know what? It was brought up and I shouldn't have brought it up. Okay. And it was brought up and I shouldn't have brought it up. Okay. So, she's like, and I apologize because my intention isn't to hurt you. And you know what? From now on, I'm going to draw it up. Okay, so she's like, and I apologize because my intention isn't to hurt you. And you know what, from now on, I'm going to draw the line. I will speak for myself. It's never going to happen to get married. And she's like, one thing here, I'm a crazy, very

much now. Let's talk about her husband. Everybody's talking, and Jennings is like, yeah, you know, I talked to Tuy and Tui's a good dad, but you know, with my issue, we're still working on that, you know, and he still determines not to go to a counselor and then a clip of him being like, I can lie and tell you I'm gonna go to a counselor, but then you can call me a liar at the next day. It's like, never done it, never will. I'm like, well, that's always great to hear from like, a member of the medical community. You get another rid broken and the,

the concert gonna feel like she's your wife's gonna be in front of the prison about that. How about that? So then Marit goes, you know, at the end of the day, I still realize it's something needs to do. Oh, he's gone, oh, he's in the marriage. Does anyone have like a wireless charger or something? I just really need a little bit of juice. So Marry's actually having a really nice day. Yeah, she's just smiling and eating and she'd said it earlier

I hope there's an encore of last night. Yeah, it was just so nice, right? So it's a nice moment between the three of them. But then Mary God forbid it has one decent day and Jenny's like, so how about you, Mary? Did you talk to Robert? How's a Mary just stops eating? And she's like, what? Just Robert, how's he? She's like, that's my life, I'm not really comfortable talking about,

especially because I don't know you like that. It's like, oh, Mary, it's small talk. Then Mary, you were having one good day, you had to ruin it. Because you know this is just gonna ruin your whole trip now. Yeah. So she excuses herself because she doesn't want to have small talk about her husband. She gets just so weird.

It was honestly that's weird. I mean, there are moments where I feel genuinely bad for Mary because she seems so supremely uncomfortable with this entire thing. And they do, they happen coming for her so hard. But then the times when you're like, Mary, you're also like, you're creating this too. I know, but does she think, because it's Jenny and look, the shitsters with the show right now, what they're all. Act shows, they're the 20 and 3. But I think the 3 main ones, Heather, Whitney and Jenny.

Yeah. So, because there's in one group. Also, Lisa, yeah, she did the first half of the season, but all this drama is Whitney, Heather and Jenny. All the shit that they've started. So right now you've got Whitney, sure, it's during shit on one girl's trip, Heather's during shit on the other girl's trip and Jenny with them.

So part of me is like, oh God, Mary's thinking, oh God, she's bringing up my husband. She's about to start stirring shit with my husband, right? And then the editors you know how they do the top chef Swing yeah, they do 20 Editors knives down utensils up. I mean pans up with knives whatever shut up So then now meanwhile over back at the stage, at the villa. So the ATVs are back and Jen is like, that was shimmy. Amazing!

Tirtty-dirtty-dirt! And when he's like, oh my god, I have a swast. That's a sweaty ass. Something's not adding up. I worked my butt today, but it's still wet. They go talk. Mary basically they go home, right? And so, Mary discuss, oh my God, you should see your face.

And she said, what's wrong with my face? I was dirty. Oh yeah. I'm with these ready to fight. What's wrong with my face? So Meredith goes to take a nap and then we just get this little seat of Mary Collin Robert Jr. Yeah and he's like, it's like a weird moment of like that, like mother, child, bond that they have.

Sort of where they're exactly to say, like the exact same person. And she's like, so what should I I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna wear in for dinner like gold blue or yellow and he goes and then there's just like a pause and she's like hello yeah are you there there? Boots, verb bobs and he goes oh my bad she is was that you you're an aiding and he goes yeah I'm not sure what to do. The entire thing. The entire insight into her child we were in. So then the horse girls come back

and there's like this bossa nova music playing. I don't know if you noticed it. It was like, I thought a weird drum music. It was like a Casio. It was like the little Casio keyboard I had in fifth grade where like I got it, I had like all these things. I was like, I was like, I was like, and I had like the fake horn. I was like, I had like fifth grade where like I got it had like all these days I was like I was like and I had like the fake horn like

I had like a whole song. I still have it. I still have I have the adult version of that now They're like look at your fancy new piano by Cassio, but it's still got the little horn sound. Oh, I used to love hitting a demo button Did yours have the demo button? Oh yeah, my had this that I had played a demo button. The Gears have the demo button where it's showing all the instruments. So my had this, I played a song called American Patrol and you played it and it sort of showed up all the instruments like, dun dun dun dun dun dun. And I loved it and then my dad loved it and then he decided he wanted to make that my alarm clock.

Anytime he had to wake me up he would get the keyboard and hit the demo, and he ruined American patrol for me. Don't turn your kids' favorite song into an alarm. Then he could have done like fucking bait to open by now, playing that Casio. That just turned him off to the old thing. You would have seen how the crap is me doing at dance to American patrol. So now it's dinner set up and everything,

and Heather tells Lisa to just go do a French war shower, which I always love. I like that it's changed into French war shower, because I've just always called it a war shower. I guess it's like a... It's a class here. Well, it sort of has an element of blame is to it, you know? Yeah, the pits and the crevices.

So they're getting ready to go out now, you know what's that and then Jane comes down on her. Here we go. Cinco de Maraca. I just... Cinco de Maraca. Cinco de Maraca. I just... Cinco de Maraca.

I just... Cinco de Maraca. I just... Cinco de Maraca. I just... Cinco de Maraca. I'm like, I just... Cinco de Maraca.

I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. It's for worst to me. I would just say, here's your pantry. Take it back. You were a bit. You guys built the wall for us. Like, to us out. We don't deserve it. So then, the man says, there's a Mary Ashiband.

There's like, Rihanna. The, she thinks the chef is going to make like a, she's making like a taco, like a, like a margarita taco and everything. And then, and then, so then Jen goes, so in honor of Mary, calling me a Mexican thug, and I was like, I was like, I had an instinct for, for one moment, I thought, oh, they're gonna try to kind of like roast, roast, uh, Mary, for saying that a little bit. But she goes, in honor of Mary, calling me a Mexican thug, I fully embrace that one million percent, and therefore, I saying that a little bit. When she goes, in honor of Mary calling me a Mexican thug,

I fully embrace that one million percent, and therefore, I'm hosting a Cinco de Mayo party, and I was like, I... I feel like you're sending a message that people who throw Cinco de Mayo parties are Mexican thug. I feel like it's not, it's not moving in the right direction. Well, it's like in honor of her calling me a Mexican thug and stereotyping Mexicans,

I'm gonna stereotyp them more. Maracas! Leave a Mexico! Taco Salad in a bin of fried taco shell! Oh my God. This is not helping, like, like it's showing like, say, it's calling someone a Mexican thug

would be harmful to a variety of, not a variety of different levels. Oh my god. And it's just also Jen just in general being annoying. Yeah. Running around with Morracco is going, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So, would that merit if they're not talking in a room and like a bedroom? And Whitney's like, I'm really tired, but I am trying to valley. I'm like, I'm not listening. I'm going to ask you something.

It's going to be strange. I'm really uncomfortable doing it. I am a little, could you just go faster? I'm really tired. I'm already tired. Well, I know that Jen has stepped, you know, maybe into the funnel. She's staple the federal government. That's just not adding up.

Well, I mean that she, she promised. She has no assets. But when you send your taxes to the IRS, they say don't staple your check to the form. It's not adding up. All right, we're just going to pass that. Did she paperclip her assets so that at least could get through the mail? All right, all right, just start with a gem's broke.

All right, she promised the government. And then it just cuts to Jen coming down the stairs with the morocco is going if she's paying I'm gonna urge you now and I can't go this is ridiculous okay Meredith is just fucking ridiculous like you're hating it about it I'm like I can't no I'm a lawyer I'm gonna be pulled to the stand to testify over who paid me for this taco sand I'm sorry my little baby Brooks. I won't be able to see you grow up because mommy a legal taco salad I have to go on until I'm too far They're taking me somewhere. I hope you learn a lesson.

The Sam Potos. So, she says, if Jen is paying for this dinner, I can't go. And when he goes, but what does that even mean? Then she goes, well, she's stipulating, oh god, here we go.. So then she basically says she doesn't want to use stolen money. Yeah, and she tells us that. That's a federal indictment for frauds. Specifically that she has a legal money, allegedly. I don't want to get involved with that.

South Larnal, South Larnal. You can mount some jeans with some chimneys and that does not make a baaah! I don't care how many chanatillos you add to that sauce of air day, it's run as run as run. So, um, it's like honestly, it's not a good thing. It's knocked out for her. It's not good for us. It's not good for talkables. Okay, it's not good for anybody. It's not keeping things clear. When he's like, it's my understanding that the husband's paid for it,

but I didn't ask questions. The one thing that she doesn't ask questions about. So then she's like, all right. So then Whitney faced back on the couch and she's like, wow, Meredith's coming in hot. Where's the hood. Meredith laughs afterwards. Yeah, Meredith, by the way, is going to confide and witness about this not knowing that Whitney is setting up Meredith up to be attacked on my big dinner.

Meredith just spent the first half of the episode setting Meredith up to get yelled at all night. So then, K-Ladies, it's sick of the mile. And then, uh, the time to party and everything. So, uh, they're all arriving at this table. And Lisa Barlow comes out. She's got this, she's got this like big, like, the genja oversized blaze

or the rest kind of thing. She's like, oh, I gotta take her to the party table. No, the party drink, because Jen is yelling. Oh my God, the party train is leaving. Party train. Whatever party train is leaving needs to crash to do that damn at my mind. I find it when anybody that says, get on the party train,

we're not longer friends. You're right, thank you for fixing that, because they definitely were not at the table yet. And then, yeah, and they're just like, and then Heather comes out and she has, she has like a thing, it's like a little, it's like a floral thing on her head, at least like, ah, Frida, Frida.

I'm like yes, I'm sure Frida Kahlo loved being memorialized in this way. I mean, some people, I guess because it's a psycho to my own party, you can assume that it's that kind of flower, but if But if it wasn't I mean to me it's just like the where are they now of and get these babies Get these baby you play the head of lettuce I'm about to say look behind the other ratio. There's not like a like a leaf of ice for X-X robot So Lisa's like I'm actually having a great time with Heather and one day. I knew what I thought.

So I will be science guys. I know a chance of bad weather. Remember weather? My joke? Father. God. So then Jen is like, guys, we're doing a convoy. Another thing to say to me, if you never fucking want to be friends.

You know what I really want to do? Something to a rhythm that none of these white people are gonna get with two hands on my muffin time. Fuck you, I hope the party cranes and crashes into your Congo line and kills you all. And also again, I apologize to the country of Mexico for this Congo line in the middle of this already awful single de Mayo celebration. Meico? Lo cierto. Ok, that's the title of the song. So, um, Lisa's gonna be the caboose. I'm headers like, I think I should be the caboose, but I'll let that slide.

And you know it's gonna be five seasons later. Where Heather's like, I am sick of not being the caboose. I don't want to be a generic middle car. So, um, so they all, now they all sit at the table and Jen's like, Okay ladies, I want to thank everyone for coming to our Sync on a Myo, Kaliha Day party. Since you ladies are so hot, I'm going to give you something to cool you down. Don't open it. And by the way, for the record, I'm doing the Ronnie finger because it's helping me get into the Jench.

It helps you, right? Yeah, so what you mean is that one thing, because she really does, and she's like always rolling her head and like popping into the judge. It helps you, right? Yeah, so what you mean is that one thing, because you really that, and she's like always rolling her head and like popping up. She's constantly telling everybody off, you know, to be like that at Burger King. Like, I'm gonna have a Bopper Jr., but that's it. I wish people could really see this demonstration. So, um, so Lisa's like, am I gonna get a K-Jie? Which I think was a callback to the um, to the party um, was that a callback to the party that Mary had at Vultures, the kitchen reference?

Oh, I don't know. I think it was. I thought she was moving on. Oh, okay. I thought she was making a snotty comic because when you get a small box from Tiffany, you know, it's like the cheapest thing from Tiffany is the kitchen.

That's how I took it. But I don't know where I've been thinking it. Yeah. So Jenny's like, uh, Jenny tells us, Jenny's sneaky too. Because Jenny's like, wow, Jenny, Jen really did out, I did her stuff with this party. I mean, there's a Mariachi band, there's flowers, there's an arrangement, and look at all of this alcohol. So she's detailing the expense of the party. Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. For this fight coming up, you know, it was coming up soon. So then Heather says, okay, I'm committing to slithering. I got it.

I'm projecting, right? No, no, no, no, I think that was, no, that was her just, no, no, no. That was not slithering. Like I'm so convinced. No. Oh my God, Heather's in my house. Who's in your house?

No, because she was getting on the bench at the table and said she was slow down to the bench when she did that. Oh, okay. Yeah. So anyway, Jen announced that she's going to give these gifts and she's like, actually, I was going to bring these to you and bail. The day that I didn't go to bail, you know, and it's important for me for you to all know that I do care about each and every one of you.

And I know the pressure and a half. been difficult for me and I appreciate your support So you get off with it. So they open up this thing and it's basically a diamond sudden snowflake A bunch of fucking snowflakes That's the funniest gift. Well the funny part actually is that she thought was the snow she picked that out earlier in the season It's due to change and originally she was going to get Snakes remember. Yeah. Litheran. She went in and she spent all that money on all these diamonds for the girls calling them snakes this and that and now two chains isn't jail. Yeah at this

point. Two chains. I don't know if I understand. I don't know if he's my postmates. I don't know if I understand who is he, my postmate? I don't know who he is. Yes, still in change right now. While she's giving away the GFT helped her by. So Merit, first of all Merit, she sat down and got the food, she goes, I don't know what that is. Okay, so yeah, I don't know what king is so being. I'm not used to anything other than Italian food, Being from Salt Lake City, yeah, it's not. It's not to scum, it's nothing.

I know, it's like what? You guys don't know what a kiss it be is it? Oh, look at this fold it over pizza with different kinds of cheeses in it. So actually, I was bringing these to fail. The day I didn't make it to fail. And it's important to know that I care about each and every one of you, and I know the past year and a half has been difficult with me, and I appreciate it, but what about me? So they're like, I lost my flight, since she talks about every snowflake is different,

but there's six diamonds on the chain for the six of them, and of course she's the big diamond in the middle. Yeah, so then, so Meredith sees it, and she, thank you Jan, that's very kind. And Whitney is like, oh look, Meredith is accepting the gift. I'm shocked. She didn't even want to come to dinner, but she accepts that. But I'm like, Whitney, don't you see that was Meredith's like that? When Meredith said that was very kind, that's Meredith's way of saying, but I can't accept this just just yeah. Like, she was making that face like her.

Like she's just like, she's even behind by accident. Yeah, she will have a scene where she's like, I can, I don't know, I can't. Well, he's just looking for anything. If I can wait there. I mean, it's confusing to me how much Whitney can and reach me. Like, she's such a dingbat

She makes me so mad so Jan is like Let's do it toast cheers to my snowflakes. Yeah, John everyone wants a gift Civilizing being for you lesser than somebody else Yes, it's fertility and also like I'm the big diamond and you're all the small diamonds of brand to me. Wow, thanks.

We went to actually Caroline's comedy club last night because Katie Kizorola had a set there and the warm up comedian made a joke that if you really want to insult someone, you just add little before something and so J jets, all my little snowflakes. Yeah. Yeah. So let's see, Jen, cheers for my snowflakes. And Mary's like, oh God, you know what? I gotta go inside, because I'm gonna freeze. So she leaves and rushes.

And it's good because we bring some blankets and just, probably not. Ha ha ha. Like Mary, this is probably like, I can't tell, Uh, probably not. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very honest about what she's gonna do. She's like, no, I'm not gonna bring you those. And as you said yesterday, my favorite word is no. I have no problem, I'll just say. I've went through a lot of therapy to be able to say, no. I find it's just so easy.

You don't beat around the bush, you don't say like, well, okay, and then you go inside like, why is she always asking me to do shit? So I'm like, no. But you would bring me blankets, I feel like. I would, yeah. I would bring you. I would bring you blankets. You're actually, I think generally speaking,

you're a blanket person given an appropriate amount of blanket requests and like, a late length of blanket carry-in. Yeah, I've created a couple. I wouldn't go search the entire house for 20 blankets, but also, Whitney's the kind of person who just walked outside and there was just a waiter there and now she has you to get a fucking blanket.

No, I don't even like you Whitney and all you've done is talk shit about me and now you're asking me for a blanket, so fuck you. She's supposed to be a lady of service. Some things not adding up. It's like she's sitting there in confession. I would like a hamburger please. Sorry we don't do that here. I thought you were a person of service. She's not your fucking waiter. She's a preacher. Pass all. So Heather goes, she's like, you know what? I don't care if Mary comes back because she's being kind of a buzzkill, honestly.

And then Jenny is like, yeah, she was like at the spa too. You're married after how my, like, you know, how's your husband, how's your husband, how my, how my kids, whatever. And then like, Marathas, about Robert and Mary didn't want to talk about it. It's like it's personal. Like I don't even know her. Like it was crazy. Jenny, who's just trying to get along with Mary. Like the second, she said she don't wanna talk about her husband who cares. So Jenny's like, well, it's her family,

but you know, like she apologized. So I thought that meant she wants to get to know me better. So just caught me off guard. Well, it's not about getting to know you. She didn't say she wants you to get to know her better. Yeah. So then I just against Jenny, by the way, literally everything that happens to me. Why not? Why not? I know her better. Yeah. Um, so then I just against Jenny by the way, literally everything's going to happen. Why not?

Why not? I know she's going to be. That's exactly how it's going to be. Fuck Jenny. So she's like, um, Meredith goes, yeah, Jenny's like, what? God, you know what? She did apologize to you. So that would have annoying me too.

Like, okay, so Mary made the effort to apologize to you, so that would annoy you. I don't get it. Word. But I wouldn't have eaten because Mary went out of her way to say, I'm sorry, I just put up a wall. And then she doesn't, but then she's like still cold. And so it's kind of like they are feeling okay. So Mary goes, I'll give her that.

I'll give her that. I'll give her a wall. I can understand why she's uncomfortable. I probably would be too. I mean, they don't, they don't don't. No, each other after all that while. And Jenny was talking about some personal things. And we talked about it previously.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. And Jenny said that I was opening up. I mean, I was opening up. And Meredith says, not your Facebook. We got, we've opened up up, what's up, what rude. And Jenny's like, yeah, the apology is not sincere. I mean, if you apologize, then don't do it again. Well, by the way, Meredith says, you know, if you were just having a one-on-one conversation about Mary, the conversation wouldn't have come up. I'm like, well, I think it's reasonable

if you're just kind of like rebuilding a friendship, you might say, oh, and how is Robert? Like, I don't think it's like a Chris, not, I'm sorry. It's not a crazy question. It's not, and Meredith also brought it up. Meredith was the only one who said, how's everybody's husband? Yeah. So by the way, I'm sitting in a chair right now and every time I move,

if my chair makes Meredith Mark's noise, it's like, oh, it has to show. How? How? It's like shadow and Meredith was together. Yeah. Well, at least it's not me. It's usually me. Crack, crack, squeeze, squeeze. So, okay, it's not me it's usually me crap crap squee squee

so okay so Jenny cuz I don't think the apologies since here if you apologize and don't do it again and Lisa goes how do I have the cycle of abuse it's like I swear I don't like it so like what are we watching civil we've been talking about civil I'm sorry it's like a TV movie from the 80s. Oh, I thought you meant the Cybil Shepherd sitcom. No, it was a Salah Field movie about multiple personalities. I thought it was the 80s or something. So Meredith goes, well, she's walking back without blankets.

So you can speak directly to her and let her sleep for herself. So then Mary goes back and she goes goes, oh you guys got a blanket? I got a jacket. I'm sweating because the summer desert is like, hi! He's not Justin's not here I stopped trying to arouse him. I know every line. It's like my ass, oh, it looks like it's even ads Okay, yeah, very very sexy. Please sit down and get a regular W for your fucking logo

I had to get a regular w cuz you can't spell swath without w Okay, I'm the only person offended by the use of the top goes salad bowl. I hate it. They look awful. They look terrible. They look so sad. They remind me of like I got like a being in college. And is that a real Mexican thing? I don't think it is. I don't think it is. I think it's text max that best, but you would know that. Right. Yeah. I mean, I've seen them. But meaning I don't it doesn't I maybe it is. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.

It's not a serious. But but like it but that that preparation Looks very much like you went to like a panerochroder something. Yes, you know, and there was a cantacosile Yeah, so then Whitney okay, so Whitney goes so Jenny She's like yes, ma'am well, I'm not to get to the bottom of what you were talking about right now because you didn't Continue and Jenny goes oh, yeah, we should continue because I don't feel right. Okay, so this is where they're just like, we're at dinner, we've had two fun days, this is gonna get us canceled.

We are gonna talk. So Whitney's like, now you're supposed to fight, Mary, now go! And Jenna's like, yeah, I'm hurt. So Mary's just looking at them like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Yeah, Mary's face is always like, she's like, oh my god, here we go again.

But the thing is that Whitney, she wants conflict. She is not, despite everything she says, she is not about repairing things. Because the questions that she asks are in Sendier, they create conflict, they do not create, you know, like understanding and meaningful reactions. So she goes, Mary, do you like Jenny? How is that? Like, how is that going to be helpful? And so Mary goes,

no. And Jenny goes, but you don't have to be rude to me though. She's not fucking being rude to you. My god, she hasn't said anything to you. She's being rude to her. I mean, she is being rude to her, but they're being rude to her too. Everyone's being rude to everyone. So Mary goes, I'm going to try to be rude to you. I mean, she is being rude to her. But they're being rude to her too. Everyone's being rude to everyone. So Mary goes, I'm gonna try to be rude to you. I personally think you're rude. That's just me.

That's the way you blur that out things. And then we get a montage of Jenny just like losing her mind at Mary. Which again, has a totally different feeling to it now and the wake of everything that came out about Jenny. It's like a subtext, a different subtext. I'm Jenny's like, well, I think you're rude to me. And Mary says, well, I don't care.

She says, you don't care that you're rude to me. She says, I didn't ask your opinion, okay. She's like, it's not an opinion. It's a fact, you're rude to me. And Mary just makes an annoyed face like, why, why are you fighting? Like, you're allowed to fucking not like somebody. I'm sorry, like she didn't choose to hang out

with this girl. You, your friends start bringing somebody new around. Jenny's already yelled at her like four times. Why would she like her? But also, stop trying to force the issue with Mary. Mary is obviously someone who's very guarded. And if you want to build a relationship with her, you have to stop like asking for the status of it every two seconds. Just go with the flow and let it build. But the more every single time, every single time one of them says, Mary, why did you do that? It's like you hit the reset button and she goes all the way back down to zero. She's like, she's like, the fire making challenge at the end of a survivor season.

You know, you've got to do the candleling and then the larger twigs and then you get the full fire and then it hits the, it'll break the rope and then you've won. And nobody ever knows how to do the fire. No one knows. Everyone comes on survivor not having watched survivor and knowing that they needed to do the fire. No one survived. Everyone comes on survivor, not having watched survivor, and knowing that they needed to do fire, which actually is kind of married in this way. She's come on housewives, that she's very confused

about why everybody's picking on her. And another thing is every housewives show has that element of like, oh my god, everybody's picking on me. You're like, shut up. You started half this shit. But with Mary at this point in this scene, especially, they are. It's like just rough it. She doesn't like Jenny. She made an effort by apologizing to Jenny. That's it. She basically said, I'm not close enough to you to be having these conversations.

Which was rude. But it's also not fake. It's like crazy. It's crazy that we're taking up for Mary right now. Because Mary is like a mad person. She runs a cult. I feel that part of me being like, don't do this. But I think this is what Mary the feels because there's something about Mary. They're pun intended.

But there's something about it. Do you kind of of wanna be like. They're with her fucking sperm claw beans. But there is something where you kind of just feel like she's misunderstood and people don't get and they keep coming at her. But I also, I do really admire the way she just sits in her own reality and truth and it's sort of like

unwavering. Like I think it was kind of amazing when Jenny said, like, you know, I think you're very rude to me because, and Mary goes, I don't care, I didn't ask her opinion about it. Like, there's something kind of like amazing and self-possessed about that, even if it is also a little Craig Craig.

I don't know, it's so, I just think that if, if Mary's being rude and are calling her out, it's one thing. Like if it was that, if it was during the day, at the spa, and Mary said, I don't know you like that. And Jenny said, well, that's rude. I thought we were trying to be friends. That's one conversation, but it's not.

Mary said, okay, I don't know you like that. I don't want to talk about that and left. And now it's like, well, she was rude to me at the spa too. Oh, really? What is she? Oh, here she comes. Mary, what about being rude at the spa? So, just leave her alone.

Do you think it would be different? Say, do you think it would be different and we're probably gonna get to this in leave her alone. Do you think it would be different? I'd say, do you think it would be different and we're going to probably get to this in a moment? But do you think it would be different if she weren't the head of a congregation if she weren't a spiritual or religious leader? Because I think that that adds an expectation of what sort of grace one would expect from her

or what empathy or sympathy that you would maybe get from her. And I think maybe that I think is an understandable perception gap that people would have because I think that if someone is running a congregation or has a church you imagine a certain amount of compassion and Mary doesn't have it doesn't seem to outwardly give it to these people and so that could be a point of frustration for me if I were in that situation. Yeah but whatever that the problem is, I'm not saying Mary doesn't have these problems. I don't think they're wrong what they're saying. It's just she's sitting down for dinner thinking she's gonna have a good mind.

Nice talk of me. Immediately everybody just starts trying to force a fight. Yeah. And she's not giving them what they want. And so they just keep pushing and pushing and pushing to fight. Fight, fight, fight. So Jenny says, well, well ask everyone here, they see it. Like is she rude to me?

And then Heather goes, well, you know, this morning, I'm still not that fucking thing on her head. She goes, well, you know, this morning, you know, whenever she started talking, you know, you just walked out the kitchen and that was uncomfortable because we're all friends and moms and her husband, pitch, and I'm like, oh, no. I'm very just burps. That was so funny. Mary just burps in her face. She's Oh, no! Mary just burps. That was so funny.

Mary just burps in her face. She's like, burr. What? And she goes, yeah, that was some comfortable as well. I'm saying, and we're friends and we're moms. And her husband pitched him for the trip too. Mary goes, what do you mean her husband pitched? And was that me?

Her husband's pitching. What does that mean? And she goes, I don't even like baseball. Yeah. And Jenny's like paid for the trip. He helps pay for the trip. And Mary goes, oh, because you don't have one. Like, me?

She said that to Heather. I'm like, oh, you don't have a husband. Oh, so because you don't have one. So what does that got to do with anything? So no, she just like takes a big habit. And Heather. Yes. So she's like, well, why would you say that Mary?

It's just because I want to. Ha ha ha ha. Like Mary's logic, well, why would you say that? Mary, it's just because I want to. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Like Mary's logic, like it pans out. Like, it's like, because I want to, she has like very literal logic. I said it because I want to do it. And how that goes, so do you think I'm up to the impression that I do have a husband?

And, but she's like, Mary's saying no, I'm just saying you're mentioning her husband, Mary makes no sense. Now that we're logic that is where logic falls apart. Yeah, there he goes. No, I'm saying why would you mention her husband? So then Heather, this is a bit of a great Heather goes, fuck you Mary Cosby. Who's your husband?

It's your step grand daddy. I mean, it has to be brought up every now and then. So then everyone's like, you know, everyone's like awkward. And she's like, I'm just gonna sit back and treat my marco greed. That leads us to everyone else because I already said this. And Mary goes, okay, you can relax. Just relax. And she goes, don't tell me how to relax. I have to say, don't tell me to relax.

And she goes, listen, you're being mean. And I was like, I'm just sitting here talking. I'm like, she goes, you know what? What happened between last night and this morning? What happened? You separated into groups with Whitney and fucking Heather. That's what happened. Bad weather.

And so Jenny is like, well, her apology is not sincere. Mary goes, you know what, you're just gonna have to live with it then, because I'm not doing any more of it. Okay, you do that to live with it. Just, well, what is your problem with me? Like, what is your problem? She goes, I don't really know you I don't care

You had a sheep that's on a really hot one my I don't have a problem with you. So yes you do Mary Yes, you do this is the problem with you this you're finding what they're over nothing lady So now again, so now this fight with Mary now gives Lisa the chance to test the merit situation Lisa Lisa want like Married keep, regardless of whatever, Meredith keeps saying, I want you to have my back, I want you to have my back. So now Lisa has been emboldened by Heather and the other girls to say, wait a second, I want Meredith to have my back right now, or like why, you know, like why is, you know, why does Meredith not have anyone

else's back? Meredith always wants everyone to have her back against the mean things that Jen says to her. So now that Mary is being mean to Jenny, she's like, hey, hey, that's not kind. I don't want her to feel bad. Or I don't want her to feel bad. It's not kind. Meredith, Meredith, she basically saying like, that was time for you to have someone's back.

Look, she's saying, yeah, you should have, no, she's saying Mary's not being kind. So she's saying you should stick up for the other. Yeah, she's saying, we need to see someone back. Why are you fucking top? Who, why is Meredith, we'll have to come out fighting everybody for everybody.

This is between Jenny and Mary, they're doing just fine. Well, because, the Zo is saying that, like, people don't have her back or whatever. And so Lisa's trying to be like, so Lisa's the one saying, well, they both have her back. Well, she said, oh, Mary the Zo is the Lisa doesn't have her back, I guess.

Either way, so Mary the Zo, well, what do you want me to do, well, everyone just needs to be kind. And she's like, you know what, you want me to do a violin? Just everyone just needs to be kind and just like, you know what, you treat everyone to say, oh, now Jen, it's like, oh no. I haven't been in this for five seconds, so I'm just gonna be furious all of a sudden for a fight that's over.

Jen, like, why are you going against your ally here? Like, this has leased up basically trying to roast Meredith for being a bad friend to her. You want that Jen, that's the whole thing. You're trying to... I'm not a Jen, it's so bad at this. She is so bad at this. Jen, bad time. We said, I say it every episode. This is the community theater of Housewives. This is like the Tri-Artist Housewives.

And extremely entertaining. I give it that. But Jen is just the worst. I mean, she is just trying too hard so she's like treat everyone the same Lisa stick up for her like you know let's stick up for me like be consistent and she's like furious and screaming and then Lisa just goes what trick would you write now just like I'm saying be consistent because your work is with me and don't worry you're eyes me don't do that Lisa and she's like this now This is turned on me. I've been a great friend to everyone. Yeah As declared by herself

Yes, and then goes you were great for to me when the ex-issues and public this fight is over Jen You fucking God God shut up eat the talk us out of Salisa Eat the tacos, Alec, Saliza. This is like, yeah, yeah. I'm still a good friend to you. I still am. So not calling me. You know what?

This is crazy. Okay? This is not about me. And you right now, we already have that episode. Okay? So I don't know why you're going in this direction. And Heather's like, yeah, she's like, Jen, Jen, it's not about you. Jen, no, no, no.

Did you read the notes? Did you read your sides today? That's not what I've been orchestrating this by all day, Jen. She had up. She's like, this is not about you. This is your cue to start vibing with Meredith now Lisa. And so Lisa flips it on. She pulls a jet. She's flipping it on. She's like, oh yeah, it was time for me. It was time for me. And Jen screams, I was Lisa.

I'm off the stage, Jen. And because of your zips, you're not in the song. You're not in the song. And the best part is this. I was Lisa. I mean, Jen is like, I was there. Who wants to be there for me? Oh, I'm not a second, guys.

I'm just going to the bathroom. I'll be right back. I'm just screaming. I'm just like, oh, pause guys. I'm just going to be. Yeah, it's like it's not about her. She tried to make it about her. It's still not about her.

So she's just going to leave. You know, she's bored. She's like, oh, I think it's my first time. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm gonna, I'm gonna pee. Yeah, it's like it's not about her. She tried to make it about her It's still not about her so she's just gonna leave, you know, she's bored. She's like all the thickest month break So then Jen walks off and Lisa tells us she's at her breaking point because she's been nothing but a loyal friend to Meredith and Jen And she's sick of coddling two grown women. So then Whitney goes guys Jen, James Trampard, let her have a moment. Just doesn't have to. He says like, you know what, Meredith? Does house to do with me and yo? Meredith is like,

all right. Like, those are eyes of those a hand flip. Like, all right. My friendship with you, I call him like, do I have to choose one of the other and I'm not choosing. I am not, hey, Whitney, that's not a bucket hat. That's a taco bowl. It just doesn't add up. Do I look like I just ate someone's ass and ass that was filled with brain stressing because it's running down my face. This hat just doesn't add up. It's a taco mat. It's a taco, it's a taco. It's a taco ball. I can't do it now. This is just so stupid.

This whole thing started with just Mary. It's just Jenny trying to come for Mary. That was a boring fight. They couldn't get what they needed out of Mary. Somehow they're just all yelling at her. I don't think it's with each other. I know, I think it's, I actually don't think it's like, oh, we gotta have a scene. I think it's that they're just so self-involved that they all

are like like they all have things that are they're pressing it's like selfish like a selfish complaints with everyone else and they are frustrated that someone else is getting the floor and like no it's gonna be I'm gonna be the one that gets air my grievances. So then Meredith is like what is Lisa talking about? She doesn't stand up for me. Like what you know what are you talking about? At least she's like well I'm not choosing because I'm nice to everyone. No one asked her to right so Mary just flips her hand and she goes she goes like that to her and Lisa sees it. She's like what? And Meredith goes listen I've never told you to do anything

Lisa. She's, no, but I'm saying that she's thinking I'm a double standard because I stick out for Mary and she wants me to, she wants me to stick out for Jen. Jen wants me to stick out for Jen. But I'm just thinking, you know what I mean? Double standards. And Mary goes, you are a double standard. She goes, no, I'm not Mary. I'm content. Everyone may. It is jelly. I am God to everyone. Okay. America's no you're not You're fake as fuck Mary. That's what you are. You said sorry all the time And then you do the same thing over and over again. That's not psycho love up. Yeah She goes and I'm out of that cycle so you can say whatever you want because it doesn't mean anything I'm like you're literally yelling at her right now because she said you're not hiring

So I don't think you're really out of the cycle So Mary is like and you're real don't even know how to be real. Um, uh, you see, she has and at least subscribing. Everything about you is fake. She says, you're not real. You still can't. Yeah. You're still doing candy. You're in a log. You're in a bubble. You're old life is fake. You need Taco Bell for crying out loud. Like the way that she just like nails it, like Taco Bell, like the end of it, like it's like, I rest my pace. You're not close. You're silly, carefree. You can't eat and Taco Bell.

She goes, what's wrong with eating Taco Bell? I love Taco Bell. And I also like fine dining. And Mary says, well, yourself and your husband and your children also needs nutrients. Yeah, your kids and yourself and your husband needs nutrients. So, I mean, this is crazy. So, Mary goes, I think the love of fast food shows she has no depth. So, you're right, she does not have Johnny Depp, I don't know if that's related to the fast food. She doesn't look at the importance of life, just saying. So Lisa is like, Meredith, Meredith, is this okay? She's not kind, she just asked me,

she just said I can't eat. And then she does her fake laugh like she's enjoying all of this. Oh, well God, died! So then Meredith, of course, finds a way to turn this into a bad thing about her. So she goes, and she keeps lighting up. Oh, that's good. We have to make sure if by the way, we're supposed to be Katie and Walter for dinner, right? One bunch of the sales. Well, that's good.

So maybe they haven't had dinner yet. So Meredith goes, well, by yourself, you said no one's here for you and then you turned to me to stand up for you and how you think that makes me feel. So now Meredith is playing the victim card that she was like minimized and erased out of this narrative and now that all of a sudden Lisa comes crawling back, that's also ridiculous too.

They're all ridiculous, but I find myself on team Meredith here, just because she's like, oh really? You just said I don't stand that for you now. I'm supposed to go back to you. Meredith also realizes that that's what this entire thing is about. It's a test for her. As she realizes, it's a test for her. So she doesn't want to fuck with it, you know?

So Mary goes, stop consistently lying. And this is, Mary, guess what? You're a bag. I don't think I'm a hot choice vibe. I'm your a hot choice vibe. I'm your a charge of bag. I'm the way to treat people as a bag and everything about you is fine. And you're a positive bag, and you're a charged bag, and the way you treat people is fine, and you're a foul bag. And Mary Chris, you need to work on yourself.

I don't know. He's a good one. Please stop following him. It's amazing, you're really big. And I just broke Giff. Please make Giff. That's gonna be, it's gonna be. So Lisa's like, very, I'm authentic gif. Please make gif. That's gonna be it's gonna be like

Mary I'm authentic and I'm real and everything I say I oh now break me out the piece of that Now let's look at Mary let's look at Mary cross me. It's just what yeah, let's look Mary cross me up on the internet And she goes you don't even know me grow just go somewhere, okay? And you call somebody for my church, like, where's Mary? What's Mary? Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, girl, back up. Meet your high standards that nobody even knows what they are. Oh, let's talk about my character.

That's what you can't call into question, because yours is a little different. And Mary is like, I don't care what you think. My whole congregation doesn't like you. I can't even invite you to my church. You don't have a congregation, they're all leaving. America's, I don't. I don't have a congregation.

No, they don't even understand what they're praying to, or who they're praying to. That's not even a go there. And Mary just gives her the Mary. I was like, to be fair, let's not even go there. That's exactly what Mary is for Christ. Then you can't come here. To be here.

Yeah, I'm not gonna go there. So it's so funny that Lisa is just spewing out Whitney's script. That's what I was thinking. Well, it's funny because Lisa was the one who was like, you know what, I'm friends with Cameron, I'm friends with Mary and I believe Cameron, but I like Mary some choosing to,

she's basically like, I'm not gonna question it. And Whitney was the one who was like, but she's up to something and it was Lisa went down and made peace with Mary. And Lisa was kind of like a Mary, you know, defender, maybe in a fake way. So it's funny that Lisa's the one who finds, like kind of saying the stuff that everyone in the audience

has been saying, like in some ways, there's actually a little bit of like relief about this. Like it's finally being, it's like a, and now we said at the moment, you know? But it has been said multiple times. But I don't think it's, I don't think it's leave about this. Like, it's finally being, it's like a, and now we said it moment, you know? But it has been said multiple times. But I don't think it's, I don't think it's directly as this. And as an end-session accusatory way,

like, you have a scam, you run a cult. Like, people have been sort of, have danced around it. This is the first time someone has really been like, you know what, Mary? You, you are, you are a sham. This is the first time. And so Mary is like, oh, do I have a congregation with me? You were there, you saw my congregation, she was, yeah, I did.

Just such a weird way to respond, like, are you a Mary? Yeah, I'm flying that out. And so Mary was like, and you would never come to my church. And she was, Mary, I'm not interested in going to your church. And Heather just crosses her eyes like, oh Jesus, and drinks. And Mary goes, oh I don't mind the devil into my church. And then she goes, everything you say has a lot. You do mind the devil to your church, devil food.

So then Mary is like, oh, she's like, Jen, where's Jen? I need to get this chihuahua out of here. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. And so at least it's like, happy, be talking, think of the bio everybody. And where's that going? I can't do this, I can't do this to my... so now Jen returns and has his like, okay, well welcome back. Now Jen, listen, I know that Lisa hurt you, but she's trying to show up for you right now. She really is. So I knew we're hurt, but we're showing up better now. Everyone kisses the ass of the biggest asshole in the

group to not get you. This is so disgusting. I hate this dynamic. I'm like, no, no, no, let's prove what good friends we are to Jen, who's been the worst fucking friend to everybody here. Yeah, and she's a literal criminal. And Jen goes, it's not about me, which is hilarious and now all of a sudden she demures. So Lisa goes, it's about you. It's about Maureen and you, and Johnny, and Heather, and Whitney, and me, and Meredith, and Rihanna, and the talkable and the fresh wolf,

and our driver, and Bettina, who gets share of us. And Kramer, and Elaine. That's Serena, thank you gorgeous. And it's like, I've learned how we're gonna navigate this, but it's very clear. You don't wanna be friends with Jenny. It's been very clear for two years.

You don't wanna be friends with Lisa and the show's been fine. Like why does it have to be like now? We all of a sudden have to stop the fucking bus because someone doesn't like someone else. So I'm wearing a said, I don't think you need to be concerned about it. Just, well I am. I remember goes, oh god this woman.

And then Jenny goes, what? What do you mean, just say it Mary, don't mumble. If you have something to say to me, just say it. It's like, if I mean, she said it a million times, Jenny, stop trying to like provoke. I know. Make me antagonizing, I should say. Yes.

And so Mary's like, I don't know, you get on my nerves. There. So then Jenny goes, well then leave, because you get on everyone else's nerves. I'm like, wait, no, you don't get to dismiss her new cast member or Jenny. And she always does that everyone says so.

No one likes you, everyone, she's one of those girls. So Mary's like And starts doing that like mr. Miyake catching wise with her fingers This is me mean it's just this really mock me and Jenny goes oh your woman of God don't do that Which again it that's where this that's what this comes in because it is weird that a woman of God It is is King like it is mocking so Mary goes and what are you a woman? Oh, just well, I didn't claim to be a woman of God. I claim to be a mom. So I don't like, I don't do the, like you do. Mary goes, well, you don't even know me. You go back and tell Jen and Meredith, and you ask, you know, you ask me, why I don't like you? You're a mess.

Yeah, she's like, you're actually why I don't like you. You're a mess. And I think that this is a very valid reason. She's looking at Jenny and saying you're a fucking shit starter You know you go around you tell all these lies to everybody to get everybody wild up and then you come in You're not like everybody's friends. That's what I'll fucking like you and then of course it's marrying so she just says you go You tell Mary about Jen you're a mess, you know, but so so then Jenny says this, which again, this statement has sort of like a different subtext now. And she goes, well, I don't like it either, because I don't like what you behave. I don't like the way you talk.

I don't like the way you treat my friends. I'm like, you know what, shut the fuck up Jenny. And Mary says, well, I really don't like doing this. And Mary, when he says, Mary, the point is it's very confusing when you have a church, and you treat us as, fuck off, you fucking hypocrites. Everybody at this table, none of you are behaving in your godly way and you have all talked

about your religions. But this leads to truly my favorite moment of the entire episode. So Whitney is like, doesn't god love everyone? And Mary goes, you can do the whole god Jesus woman of god thing. That doesn't bother me But when you're on that pole upside down you should never try to call me out of who who I am and when he goes yeah God taught me how to do that I mean did you not laugh out loud when she said that like good like this

I took my hand out of them like you fucking moron and then it cuts her in the diary room flipping off the camera like yeah Now that one God taught me how to pull this So She's like so because I'm a woman god. She's like, so because I'm a woman of God, she's like disrespect me and I'm not allowed to respond. I mean, we're all God's creatures. So like, what do I have to be held

to a higher standard? You know what? They're just not nice to me. They're really not. And when he's like, I'm saying you have a church. She goes, thank you with me. Okay, I know I have a church. Can we move on?

She goes, you said three times, I understood. So when he goes, No, it's not adding up. Because when you don't want to be friends with Jenny, and she's my friend, and I don't know how to be here with someone who's at Marys, just don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. And I have to go, but I don't understand why

you don't want to be friends with Jenny. I'm just gonna see if she's gonna forget it. She's fucking too, man. So Mary's like, we're not real friends. And Jen's like, oh Mary, say that louder because it's important. It's honest and it's important. You don't feel like we're real friends. It's just, no, none of us are real friends.

Like who are we fucking kidding here? She said outside Meredith, no one's my friend here. And when he goes, why Meredith? And Mary goes, well, because we have nothing rude to say about any of these girls when we're talking, which is also a lot because Mary said some rude shit to- Right, they get together.

They get together to talk shit about jet basically. Yeah, and so wouldn't he? He's like, well, I have to say Meredith, you eat soup leading with love and kindness and Meredith's like oh fine things are going on right this is great so maybe you can help me understand because you have a friend of 10 years here poor Lisa who never does anything to anybody just innocently so over there and Meredith like my son everyone has a different way of I can if I think Mary's doing something wrong right now or but you're down there and her to say she doesn't want to be friends with she doesn't want

to be friends with Jenny I don't want to be fucking friend nobody wants to be friends with Jenny and also and also people are not taking into account the fact that you know Lisa is her friend of 10 years so she has higher expectations of what Lisa will be like as a friend and that's what this is really all about. So Merit goes, do I think it's a nice thing to say? She's talking about Mary. So I think it's a nice thing to say? No.

But everyone is entitled to say that they want to be friends with someone. Yeah, but that's that up. And then Lisa's telling us she's upset because Meredith doesn't event her, but then when it comes to Mary, she's ready to defend her at all cost. What she didn't. She did not defend her. She's just sitting there having dinner. So then Heather's like, you know, it's just kind of jerky, you know. America's stopping Judge Metal because you're so perfect.

She says, don't see that, Mary. That's not what I was saying. So, Lisa now just get Heather. You just said, you're fucking your stuff grandma. Oh, that's like, oh my god, Mary said, Mary's not being nice right now. So Lisa's storming off, and Mary's goes, you know what, I think you matter, and you matter to me, but I can't speak for someone else, or control anyone, anyone else says,

and I just, I do want to apologize to everyone for screaming and yelling and acting like, please, lunatic, I was hurt, and I reacted, and I'm sorry, and surely I will not get to that place in the next 30 seconds again. Right, and so now Lisa has gotten up, right? Release her runs off for no reason. Yeah. She's like in a tizzy for whatever reason.

And she's screaming. She's like, she's like, you feel supported by Meredith. She's screaming. What Meredith did was so fucked up, I fucking got. And she's just screaming to herself, but her mind is getting it all, right? Yeah. So she's, we just see the dark because she's like running around the backyard all pissed off.

And so then Whitney goes, we need to talk and we wait. Fucking not doing this. This is the second that Lisa leaves the table. Whitney goes, Lisa had a reason to suspect to us. Which doesn't make any sense, but it's a towel.

It's a towel up. Yeah, for ever. It makes literally no sense get a fucking education. She's like, makes literally no sense. Get a fucking education. She's like, we said no words, reason to suspect to us. That the memorial did not happen. Did you have a memorial with your father?

Why would you say this right after Meredith had just, like, said, like, apologized for going crazy, just not just looking to get her all up against her. Because I'm not even warranting. Now, because now she's getting like a cathand pepper thing or something, she's like, I'm not even warranting that answer with me. Do not even go there with me. I'm going to get, it's going to get very, very ugly.

Very bad. It's like changing Brooks's diaper. It gets ugly or but boring gets better. But something isn't adding. It's not your business. So then we see Lisa go into the bathroom and slam the door and then we hear her voice and her hot mic hot mic. My hands think I'll fuck herself. I'm dumb with her because I'm not a whore.

She's on my husband. Her dumb fucking family poses. Why don't you own a house? Wait, you can't. Cause your husband changes his job every fucking five minutes. This is my... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yes, I did. Whitney, yes. I think I've had enough. Good night. Good night. I am finished. I am finished.

You didn't get it yesterday. Oh, hey, you didn't get it. You didn't. I'm not talking about your family. Don't talk. Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, stalks off. Masha, you know, it would be this son of a hulk of old boss. No. Goodbye. No, no, no, I'm still not.

Now, some Mary runs after her and Mary's like, oh my God, that was horrible. She goes, I am ingroth the fuck. So I'm back to the bathroom. Lisa is still going and she is ranting. Thank Mary, piece of shit. I'll have your back on that standing bite. Oh, fuck you. And that piece of garbage, oh, she's a fucking or she's fucked out from New York.

She can go fuck herself. And then she opens the bathroom door. And now she's just in her way. And that probably has just gone on. She's like in her very crop top and she just throws the mic at the producers. And goes, here, have my mic. So that appears to be both the end of the episode and their friendship because Meredith has now posted on social media being aware of the Friend that cries and runs and stabs you in the man this made no sense

She why would she that furious Mary? She's didn't Meredith didn't do anything. She was furious. She was furious because she She was furious. She was furious. Because she feels like Meredith doesn't have her back. And she feels like she feels like she's being held to a standard by Meredith. That Meredith is like, it's a one side of thing that like what people are mean to Lisa, like the way Mary is mean to Lisa, Meredith doesn't step in and say,

hey, that's my friend, stop being mean to Lisa or anything like that. And so she feels, she just feels like Meredith. But Meredith didn't say anything when she's telling Mary, she has a fake church, and she has this match, she's a faker, and when Heather is screaming that you're fucking your grandfather, no one's sticking up from Mary, and they say,

that's not nice, no one sticks up for her. But then everybody else needs to be stood up for you, or a bunch of fucking hypocrites on this show. Seriously. And thank you. Great work. Thank you. It's like, this is like, essentially amazing. Really good.

I was like, oh my God, every single week on the show, I'm like, I cannot believe how good these episodes are. I'm like, I'm, I'm breathless. I mean, this is, I think it's, I'm breathless. I'm breathless. I think this is a top five real house who I've seen the bottom of for me. I can't, I can't. Well, Well everybody thank you so much for being here.

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