Watch What Crappens - #1692 RHOC: Stack of Angina

Episode Date: February 10, 2022

Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella.  Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriages always turn things around! By the way, Jen works a lot you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cupi from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I have cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cr Well, hello everybody and welcome to Watch What Happens. The podcast for all that crap we love to choke an ass on you, Rob's.

I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Hello, my little Benoony. Hi, how are you? I'm good, thank you, how's it going with you? Um, I'm feeling like a lunatic. What can I say? I feel like a lunatic and I'm going to use that energy for today's recap. So I'm going great.

Good. Well, it's Orange County today. That's always a fun day for us. And the next Orange County after this one, next, other was known is Mixed Week. We are going to do live in San Diego. We are going back on the road next week. We'll be in San Diego Friday night to do Orange County and then we're going to be in LA for a big show at the Balasco theater to do Real Housewives of New Jersey.

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Yeah, I was cracking up during this episode. Everything just deeply, deeply amused me. Even the way I ended watching a marriage fall apart, I mean, I was like, What can I say? I'm a Craven person. Well, this is the one to do it on because I'm in a sunbarrow. Be Craven all you want. So we're actually, we're still on the beach in Mexico and we're still having a fight about carbs against humanity. And we're back after all the madness of last week. We're still back with Heather saying, it's an inappropriate gift, which I believe you didn't understand.

I'm trying to keep you red. Are we done? Are we done? Thank you. Are we done? All right, okay, are we done? Okay, all right, all right. Okay we done? All right. Okay. Are we done? Okay. All right. But all right. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. And now we go into the whisper wars.

Noelle is like, I didn't know. And I'm sorry. And Heather goes, thank you. Thank you. And then Jen of all people goes, can I give a little suggestion? Oh, I'm dealing with people's kids. That hurt her kid. I was like, it did?

Yeah, it did. Well, guys, I had a day. I just asked you guys to have my back today. And Emily's like, hey, that's not fair. This had nothing to do with me, Noella. There's nothing to do with me. Yeah, because now Noella has mad at Emily and Gina. So now, so Heather just stands up.

She's like, I'm standing up, because I'm angry. And so Shania goes, well, Heather's leaving. She's the hostess, and she's leaving. What is happening? Man, why are you surprised that she left her dobo party because of you? Why are you so, and it was in her own house? She left her party at her own house with thousands of dollars of of top class top end sushi there. She left it. And Heather is talking no other language with the whisper. She's like, I cannot have

a conversation with you. If we're on hamster, we'll tell you are calling on your hamster. We are. Listen, you know, it's a given take going on. And 48 hours ago, you gave me an invitation to be here and I'm here and I found out all that new information. There is no new information. It was a pity for me. It was not a pity, it was not even a whisper anymore. I find out 10 days ago, I offended your daughter by giving me an offensive gift and I apologize for that. Thank you. I do.

Thank you. I do apologize. Thank you. But I really apologize. But thank you. They're just signing now. They're just signing. So Heather does like a very tight-lipped walk away.

Heather! Heather! Heather! Do not come after me. Heather! No! Now she's leaving me! Oh, so she kind of walks off and Emily is like, um, you have an amosody right now. No, well, uh, and she's like, yeah, she got animosity with me. Yeah. What did she have with you? Because I didn't tell her the Heather was me and that she caught a salted her daughter with furry porn or whatever.

Okay, that's why. I mean, Nuella's mad because she feels like Gina knew that Heather had been mad for a week, but never brought it up. And so basically, she's mad that Gina's not messier. That's what she's mad about. I think she's kind of right to be mad at Gina, because I think Gina's been faking this whole. Oh, I'm just getting to take care of her. No, wow. I don't think Gina's ever really liked

Noah, and I think that if you know that Heather is going to accuse you of giving her child porn, like maybe that's something. It's like you're waiting for her to get slammed with that at the table on camera. like maybe that's something, it's like you're waiting for her to get slammed with that at the table on camera. Yeah, and you know what, you know what, norm, last episode, Emily and Gina sat down with Noella on the beach and we're like, listen, if you want to get on Heather's good side, which is not something that Noella has ever expressed, but they're like, if you want to get on Heather's good side, like don't be extra, just be chill, let her come to you.

So they are fine with giving advice on how to mend this relationship. And yet they didn't say, maybe at that point, could have said, you gave a gift to the kid and it was a little x-rated. I think she's pissed about that, So you might want to kind of like clarify that. No, they were busy like getting the anger flowing. So Noella would go after Heather at dinner because Emily was like, Oh yeah, she didn't even want to invite you. You told her right, Gina.

So these two, they're both like the Whitney. They're the two headed Whitney of this show. And so Gina tells us, I'm pissed because everything I've done to support Noella. And the fact that she's turning on me now and questioning me is hurtful friends. Don't do that. You literally just did that to Shannon. I was like, that's a say. I mean, I was, come on.

That is literally what you did to Shannon at the top of the episode. And the difference is, at least Shannon, she's known for three or four years. Noella, like, they've been friends for a week. So she was like, you know what? I'm done. I'm done. Bye. Have a great vacation.

I'm not gonna do this anymore. Noella, I can't about you and I can't, can't anymore. Okay, I can't drown with everybody. I learned that in life. such a, you know, you're such a dick all the time, such a dick all the time. You can't drown with everybody. I'm like that Gina's learned life lessons from fucking Titanic.

She's like, guess what? You're Leo right now. I'm not going with you, Leo. I'm not doing it. So Emily's like, well, I didn't know anything about those cards. She never told me, yeah, but you had your hands up in my face.

Like, listen to Heather, just listen to Heather. And she's like, the only thing I said is listen to Heather and see where she's coming from. And noelle just goes, go check on Gina. And I'm like, you will all check on Gina, because I'm trying to have a conversation with you, and you're not having it. So she's saying she's yelling at her.

Like you just always go over the top. Okay, you guys are saying she goes over the top. You're correct, but in this instance, she didn't go over the top. She stayed completely calm. Heather has walked off. Gina has walked off. And now you're walking off. The lady that you're accusing of going over the edge is just sitting there saying,

I did not give your daughter porn. Yeah. So then it winds up now just being Noella and Jen stuck at the table and Jen's like, what the fuck is going on? And I was like, the fact that you and I are sitting here at this table, and I didn't want to draw them all, that is hilarious. But also makes me really regret everything because now I'm stuck here with you and this is kind of boring.

You know, it's just like, it's just us now. I mean, that is such irony. Yeah, I don't really like do that. I like hire somebody else to do that because it's disgusting, but like, I don't really like do that. I like hire somebody else to do that because it's disgusting, but like I don't want my children growing up Thinking their mom never ironed. You know what I mean? Break them Yeah, and she says it's my job to catch onto women's psyches very quick and if I couldn't do that

I wouldn't be able to do my job and so the smarter approach with the well I is that you just can't pile on her. You do that with your husband instead. Lady, you inject fillers. I know. She's acting like she's Mariah Carey and precious for crying out loud. I really have to know women's psyches to inject them with both. Like insecure, insecure.

That's there it is. You really have to know a woman's insides before you can draw with a sharpie in their face. You know what I'm saying? You've got to understand the emptiness before you fill it with filler. And she tells us, you have to be extremely focused on Noella to like to move forward. It's almost like talking to a child, which I don't do if they're my own. Of course, now if it's a child who wants like contouring

or eyebrows of what move, sure, that. So then, Gina's in bed and Emily goes to check in on her and Gina's like, I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore. I'm upset I'm upset, you know, there's like not even a Marshalls here in Mexico that I can buy a sign that says something like gather Live left love hang in there And Gina has has the lights off in the room and she's in bed with all her clothes She's so full of it and she pops up like she's crying.

She's like, she attacks everyone. No one attacked you, okay? And Emily's like, yeah, she attacks. You know what, I'm not taking it. So then Shannon goes back to the table and decides to make it fun. And no one was like, I need to kill a Leonard Frado.

Leonard Frado. Leonard Frado. And Chan, I go, ladies, just listen. Just listen. So she dings the bottle of the Casa Azul. And she starts pouring tequila. And she's like, this is the last night, like what I would say to David for the last two years of our relationship.

This is the last night. And I want to shake it up and have some fun, especially for Nuala, who's going through a lot. A lot. Please note everyone that I'm doing a especially for Noella who's going through a lot. A lot, please note everyone that I'm doing a lot for this woman who's going through a lot and I'm not saying I need to have it come back to me, but I will be pulling this favor later on. Yes, I will.

I have made a huge effort to be friends with you all. A clip of a year from now in Mexico. Yes, the next thing I see what this is. I was there for you. I was there for you, No, I'll have a virginer. Oh, so she brings drinks in her sombrero and she's like, here's a chilled version of microdose of tequila.

And Jen's like, um, this is no version of microdose. I'm a doctor, I know what a dose is, especially a microdose. So, they're just like sitting there and they're just like talking, drinking. She's like, well, did you want to come down and hang out with your tequila friends, Emily? I was thinking like, why do I have an empty space across with me?

What's just something I often would say about David, what is this emptiness in front of me? But anyway. So Emily then is like, she's just sitting in her chair in the sand, because she's back, because she's sitting there, and she's sort of grumpy. And then she's like,'s just sitting in her chair in the sand because she's back because she's sitting there She's sort of grumpy and then I just so far for she's like Regina Regina It's like who's Regina, but I rewound it and she's saying where's Gina?

for one's way And then Emily because her chair is in the sand It's like a little unstable and she just winds up falling over. Very slowly into the sand, and I was like, oh, Vicki is so mad. She took my move. She took my move. It's spontaneous fall over.

And then Shannon's crawling, it falls on top of her, and her spanks are coming up through her dread. And it's like a classic, you know. Classic shenanigans. M-m-m-m-m-m. Um, so Emily's like, um, who who did this who put my chair in the sand? Oh Chairs are in the sand man Man, it's a piece of you how a beach works, but

So they're just like they're all now they're like finally having like lots of fun like they're like no well I was cracking up Emily's cracking up shenan's cracking up is a fun time. So what does dr. Gendu? Guys, I'm gonna go to bed Wait a god you guys are rolling in the sand I'm out Jesus next they're gonna ask next they're gonna pull out buckets to make castles and start calling me mommy And then she get Jen gives us this interview moment where she goes I've rolled in the sand before in a hop bikini. That was like in the 90s, the early 90s, by all means, have at it. Like, what is this weird judgy commentary about frolicing on a beach?

That is a universal thing for people who like beaches, Jen. Yeah, and so they're just rolling around in the sand, cracking up and playing with the Donkey Pym Yata, and then they get on it and it follows over and the well is like oh my god, I'm about to pee my band right now. There will be no peeing on the beach. I repeat, no peeing on the beach. Just Heather, just calling down on the inocom. If you ever knock over that donkey, oh, good. So they fall over and Emily's butt is showing.

I would just like to just give a shout out to whoever has to put mics on these people because Emily's mic cord is all the way up in her cornhole. Yeah. You just see it dangling out her cornhole. And I'm like, wow, thank God it's the time for happy wipes in 2021 and 2022. If there ever was a time, it was this. So now we go back to Orange County.

The trip is over and we're saying like lots of little, you know, clips of people. We see Emily and Shane and she's like, Mexico was fun. I cried a lot. He's like, did you cry in the, in the sweat lodge? And she's like, yeah, I just cry there. I'm glad I stayed here. Mexico is too, sir. Mexico is too. I know. We see Gina and Travis playing with the kid. And then we go over to a hand massage. And it's Dr. Jen taking my daughter for some mother and daughter time for a manicure

And this scene is funny because Dr. Jen's daughter reads her for filth the entire scene which is not what I was expecting I was like oh this was great. So basically the daughter she's for the win CC for the win like one what like Moment after moment. So they are sitting down to get like a mani-peddy and she's like, you can pick up my nail call RCC. So CCC's like, I select 0, 0, 1. Jen goes, oh, that's black. She's like, yeah, it goes with your personality. Okay.

And Jen says, you know, I missed you honey. She has okay Yeah, I mean okay. Well, what did you do while I was gone? Everyday we celebrated an eight chocolate for breakfast She's like oh no, I think you're instigating and then she tells us again This is just Jen's thing every time they cut to Jen she's like know what? I just don't want to like miss out on my kids childhood because I built so much building my career. I'm like, if I have any free time, I just like want to be with my children. I'm sick of this. I'm just sick of this every single season on every, there's always that one person on real housewives who's like, but what about my children? I'm missing my children. I want I want Margaret from this week's Jersey

I want I want I want I want to be like, you know what they're resilient. They'll go to therapy Keep working So they're talking about school and her kids like whatever school's stupid. Of course you like it, you're a doctor. And she goes, I mean, come on, Zeezy. You're an artist, you're a leader. I mean, that's like a good combo of things. Like you should like it. And she tells us, Cindy is an, uh, Zeezy is an independent thinker. Like she changed her name at one and a half. Like her name was Vera. And she said, no, ICC.

Yeah, who do you think she got that from? Your husband just changed his name again this morning. I'm just from... No, I'm just earned now. Just gonna be earned, please. Also way to be complete, like push over a parent. Like, I mean, I personally think CC, like it's a cute name and everything,

but like, hello, you're the adult. You'd be like, no, you are Vera. You are Vera, and you will be going to therapy because I'm working late hours tonight. Also, she's one and a half. Who the fuck knows what she was saying, you know? Yeah, that's what she did say. She did say,

I checked my child's name, it's fine, blah, blah, blah, because that's what she said. I don't know. CC is very lucky, very lucky that she did say flam flam flam Check my child's name is flam flam Because that's what she said No, CC is very lucky Very lucky that she did not get stuck with flam flam flam Because I really could have happened For me, everything Well, CC is an independent, she's a real, you know, she's a real innovator

And you know, when she was a year and a half, she said She's only gonna eat peas by stuffing them up her nose So to this day, we all snort our dinners now Yeah, real innovator. My daughter's name is Waa, Waa, is her middle name. So you know, that's worked out. She speaks fluent Thai. So she's like, you know, I know my children need me.

I mean, you know what my fears are? I'm gonna wait for you to guess. There, I don't get to know my kids. You don't get to know us? Okay. I'm just like, mother, I don't really have a lock on going on in my life, I'm only eight years old. So honestly, we don't need to hear about anymore.

You know as much as you need to know about me, okay? So then we go to San Juan Capastrano Winery. Wait, wait, wait, we did, we did miss, of course, two more reads from C.C., which is that Jen was like, what do you think about Caitlin the Nanny? And she's like, oh, she's like a mother. She's a great mother for the boys. She keeps them calm.

And then there's this mother, you mother. And she's just cracking up. That kid is classic. I'm sorry, Miss Atlanta can't believe me. Yeah, what's okay? No, but it was great. She's just cracking up. She knows what to do and she knows how to take care of kids and then there's you It's funny. She takes care of the kids and she runs 10 businesses. Oh right. That's it. Get it So now we go over to, we go over to a wine tasting room, a wine place, and Heather DeBrow walks in.

Heather DeBrow was giving me infographic energy today. She looked like she was that corporate, you know, like corporate art, like when there's like, hey, we have to do a PowerPoint about, oh, we have to put up some, we have to put up some documentation so that we people know when to get their physical at Kaiser Permanente. So let's put up a corporate art image of a person, you know? That cartoon where all the people have their faces are triangles. Oh god, that's Heather.

Heather was definitely just like her look, her, her whole outfit was very much like a corporate art version, corporate art cartoon. I wish I had a better way to describe it. Oh no, I know what you're talking about. I've been to a bank. It's like, it remembers like those commercials for, well, like E-Surance, those E-Surance commercials. She looks like she's from an E-Surance commercial.

Two for two bros, and if you ever wreck your car again, and call me, you two fix it. You will lose more than just your Nissan. I have a premium life, but only because you owe me a premium. So she's going to lunch with... Gina and Gina's in pink because you know what I'm really trying to write that into Samma and it's like oh really I went full fall listen we're New Yorkers we got to move forward that's what we do so these two seem like it's not each other literally for three minutes okay the conversation is like well you know what I, I like my champagne to be chilled.

Oh, yeah, you know what, my kids go to school. Oh my god, my kids are going to go to college. Yesterday, Terry and I took Nikki to look at colleges and I walked up to USC and I said, if you ever deny acceptance to my child at this college, you will lose a lot. A lot. Gina's like, I went down home, I'm stragg. You know what? I just mostly went there because I heard he was missing for so long. I never found him. It got cold, so I went home. Gina, like, of course, Gina went to Hofstra. Do you think I wonder, I feel like Gina must have had some crossover with Princesses Long Island.

Like she must have got had some classes like Chanel or that one who was like, Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, on bad deals. They had couches on porches. So I feel like you must have hated the scene because one thing that I learned about you on our travels recently is that you hate when people talk about the weather. And so they had this big weather bonding moment where she's like, well, I went to Syracuse and I want Mexico to Syracuse. And Nikki wants to go to Syracuse, but Max isn't going to go to Syracuse. Oh my god Syrac to Syracuse. But Max isn't gonna go to Syracuse. Oh my God, Syracuse, that's cold. I went to SUNY Albany for like one semester. That's cold.

Yeah, it's cold, but Syracuse is cold. It was cold. It's a cold time, upstate New York. It's cold. It's cold. I'm like Ronnie is like banging his head with his laptop right now. Well, it's all my least favorite things.

It's the where's your kid gonna go to college? And the weather. It's both of those things. And it's not just like the weather sucks today Right, I don't mind that. It's just that whenever something weather like happens everyone talks about it It's like oh my god, it's gonna snow. Did you see it's gonna snow? Oh my god It's gonna say it's it's not going right now. It's a cyclone. It's a cyclone. It is isn't a blizzard I don't know. It's mom cyclone. Like you can't go anywhere someone like, did you hear it's going, it's snowing right now. It is literally snowing right now.

Ronnie was getting so mad at Katie Kazzorla and me when we were snowing in New York. It's like, oh, because we're like, oh my god, it's gonna be the worst snow storm. That's ever been in the history of Boston every five minutes. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crack. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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Heather is going to be going to New York to do like a college tour and she goes oh you should come with us. I've literally never heard anyone invite their friend along to their family college tour. That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. You're from the tri-state area. You should come to New York with us. So weird.

And I love that they're trying to pass it off. Like they're just such great girlfriends. Heather's like, it's so easy to be with Gina. She's so open and authentic and poor. It's just no bullshit slug my way because she's so fucking impressed with my money. Yeah, Gina, I think she's going on a girl strip, but she's really just gonna be like carrying

Heather's hat bag. She's just gonna be like a valet, right? Like a personal valet. Exactly. Also, this trip is kind of funny because she's like, oh, it'll be great. We'll go to New York. We'll go to Long Island.

We'll go around. I like, none of this makes sense. I don't know if it's really fun either. Yeah. Like if you're going to go to New York City, that's fun. But if you're going to be like, oh, you know, one day we'll be in New York City, the next day we'll be in Jersey,

the next day we'll be in Ups State, the next is, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the track. Sorry. pushing people up against the back wall. Gina is going to be carrying all the all the suitcases. That's what this is. So cheers to New York. And hopefully it will be less stressful than Cabo. Okay. Let's talk to you about Noella now. Hmm. So then Gina is talking about how how you know, I'm just so disappointed in the cool, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in the core, noella, sorry, even the girls dead now. But for the noella to take that situation between you and her to make it like I betrayed her, I don't like people to question my behavior. Like what have I done to give you an indication

that I'm someone who would flip on you? So Gina is upset that noella took a fight that she was having with Heather and made that fight about Gina. So is that similar to how there was a fight between Nicole and Heather and Gina made that about how she felt manipulated by Shannon? Yes, exactly. I love that she says, what if I ever done to give you the indications

that I'm someone who would flip? You literally left Shannon and went and told Heather everything she said to get her in trouble. What happened? And also you flipped on Noella, by the way, like immediately. At the moment that Noelle was in Noelle.

You flipped on Emily last year. You flipped on Emily. You flipped on literally everybody on this show, ma'am. Yeah, she goes, you know what, I have no room for crazy in my life. I'm like, I got you a girl and then like 10 minutes later, I'm like, no, I can't do this. I can't do this, which is funny, but she's also like friends with Shannon. So, you know, well, it's just funny that she says that she's not that supportive and that she just leaves, like if she doesn't like the relationship she leaves,

but she says that right after she uttered the line, Mike. How could people question my friendship? I just said you don't stick around. Oh, she did. That's true. You know, and how there's like, you can feel terrible for what someone's going through and be protective of yourself and your family and your enormous, enormous mansion. Okay, that's okay. I can't support somebody that doesn't trust me. So then we go to John's tiny, tiny, tiny house. Oh, I love this. We're at John's house and he's got his boat out back and Chan and it's like, well, you know, by the way, when we take off on the boat, noodles is going to come by and set up and I want it to be a surprise for when we come back.

So immediately, I'm already like, this scene's going to be amazing because there's someone named Noodles in it. I don't know what the contact is, but someone named Noodles is showing up to surprise someone. Nicole didn't work out. So enter the new housewife, Noodles. Everyone's biggest fear on housewives, a car. He's been waiting in that line for years. Like, he signed up in 2007 to be a friend of, and finally, finally, his number was called. So, John's like, well, I think that he should just be there, honey.

He's like, no, no, no, you'll be right there. And he's like, but that's how they do it at Benny Hanna's. It's just, well, this is Shemihanna's. I am so excited to host this event tonight because this is the greatest spot. Literally, it's basically the size of a spot. You know, it's like a crumb. It's like someone said, here's a crumb. Let's build a house on it. And that's adorable. I'd love, I love John's house with its, it's sea grade air and it's no chandeliers and there's not a basketball court,

but there's a sticker from a basketball game he went to once, it's lovely. I'm so happy here. So after living in a mansion for so many years, it is so refreshing to live on a welcome mat. In front of her. Just love it. Love it.

So then Terri and Heather come home. They, they're like, we'll have to walk down this alley there. They're like, they're like a Frater can get mugged or something. I'm saying, he's like, is this the front door? I can't tell, is this the front door? I can't tell is this I don't know could be

So they knock and then they're let in and that is like oh my god How gorgeous now where's the main house? I love what you've done here for the servants I'm so sorry, but I don't know why this is coming to me right now and it really has nothing to do with this scene, so you're welcome everybody. But last year, do you remember Elizabeth Vargas when she had people over to her home for the first time? And someone got mad at her because she kept all of the price tags on the food that she bought from the grocery store? And they were like, you're bragging because you left the tags.

Wasn't that Emily who was like, I mean, the girls just bragging with her tags that she got at the grocery store. I don't remember, but probably, probably why that just came to me. But I feel like, well, but here's the thing though, is that like, I have it to bro, if you live in that massive antiseptic house,

you know, I feel like you earn the right to brag because you're at that point at the wealth is so over the top. But when you're like Elizabeth in her, you know, actually still an expensive house, but relatively much smaller one, and then you're like trying to deflects with your hummus, it's kind of like, what the fuck, lady?

Well, yeah, I was gonna say, Elizabeth had a house right on the beach. I mean, that's not like some slummy house. It's a Heather has it on the cliff overlooking that beach. So I guess that's true. It's just kind of like one of those things, it's just like a weird flex, you know? Weird flex bro.

So it's just sticking out to me that people got mad at Elizabeth for being braggie about leaving price tags on when they're all up Heather's ass. You know? Yeah. I think it's just that Heather, like if you're going to do the braggie thing, you just commit. You, like, it's not like, oh look, I paid $7.99 for this hummus. It's like, oh look, I spent nine months waiting for this career immorable and they did it wrong.

So I sent it back. Or like, oh look, I've hired somebody to take off the price tags from the food that I got from Nobu. Yeah, well that's the thing. Like Elizabeth Bargess flexed with getting food from Bristol farms, like a dip from Crystal Farms that cost $11. Heather got Nobu, so like, you know,

I think Heather earns her, her flexes are ridiculous but they're earned, they're an earned flex and that's actually why I really love having her back because she's always flexing and it's so obnoxious But like I think we're deserved a no-booth flex instead of a homestlex Mm-hmm. Okay, so now everybody's over so Emily and Shane come over to and John is a boat person I don't know I live in a lake town So boat people are very much like this. Like, okay, I'm gonna show you how to get on the boat. Here's how you get on the boat. Well, watch your step. Hold on to something. Okay, you did it. Mixed person. Get on the, oh God, please watch out how you get on. Okay,

respect it. Let's get these ropes. This one goes there. The shaman, the rope does not go there. You need to put it on the other side of the thing. Okay, everybody calm down. Everybody calm down. of the thing, okay, everybody calm down. Everybody calm down. It was basically like the entire previous season of Below Deck, right? Below Deck Newport Beach. So there's so many spin-offs, they would have a Shani Hana version of Below Deck.

Shannis just flipping lemons in the air and like cooking whatever the meat is of the day for people just crashing the boat into shit. Oh God, I mean, it did feel like it. I have still like in my mind blazed and blazed and in my, in blazoned, burned into my mind. Terry DeBro walking into that house, because as much as Heather's a snob,

Terry is a snob too, and he really tries to hide it, but like you could see how horrified he was that he could see that like, he walked in the front door and he was immediately in a living room and to kitchen at the same time. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow, this is a cool place. I didn't know you could actually have a fridge so close to a sofa. Wow, guys. Cool. It's ratted to me here, telling my love is house. This is hilarious. Honey, this is like the four corners, you know, like when you can stand in four states at once, except it's four rooms. Look, my

hands are the living room, my other hands are the kitchen. This is crazy. So they all go on this, they all get on the boat to go on this ride or whatever. And Shannon's like, try the shrimp. I made the shrimp. Is the shrimp good? Anybody tried the shrimp? Oh God! I don't want you to try the shrimp if you don't want the shrimp.

But did you try it as a good? I made it. I did it. I did that. And the boat is called the Revolvery. And Heather's like, so, when are we going to change the name to the Shannon? John's just like, I don't want to name my boat after something that's just already synonymous

with the concept of syncing. Oh, well. All right, well, that's kind. And so she tells us her story. She's like, I grew up on boats. Well, my mother had a 76 footer, you know, and we had to dock it so we would come in town every weekend to ride the boat that was docked here. We were rich. The boat was basically on top of a chandelier and the way you accessed it was with a little blue

tooth remote. It would come down. Oh, God, those days. God, I love living in a tiny house. Whoa! Do you like my new wallpaper? It says, pay less on it. And I feel like a very cheap peel right now. Thanks for coming. Did you try to shrapnel? Yeah, and then she's like, again, John's bossing her around and she's throwing lines on the boat and everything. And they're taking off and she goes, are we going on a three hour tour?

Oh, shame. God, I don't even want to do a snark as a anymore. It's just, King of... Galagons Island as... Um, I was trying to incorporate Gilligan's island into that and I realized it was impossible. Sit right back and I'll tell a tale, a tale of snark hazelm. Mm-hmm. A girl with red hair and another girl I'm too tired to finish this. Can I get a diet coke I really don't like to drink? The doctor. That's me, Tari DeBro.

And his wife. And that's me, televisions. Shhh. Heather DeBro. The actress. That's me too, actually. The...the bill, you know. That's me also.

Also me. The bro's just thinking every role. I've bought Gilligan's Island. That's it. Me and Harry wanted to go on vacation with Gilligan's Island. We own it now. Gilligan. Put the rope on the other side of the boat, please.

But I'm here too. What does that make me? Let me see what roles we have. Oh, Shannon, you're a skipper. You're the skipper. Oh, well, I don't know if I appreciate the insinuation about that, but I guess that gives me some sort of utility. Yeah, okay, I'm a skipper.

No, I just meant it because every time I'm making an invitation listen, your name comes up. I say skipper Welcome to Debrose Island It's actually very easy to get off the island just the Debrose won't let you no no before you go I want to show you this tree. We actually had this imported from Italy before you go, I want to show you this dream. We actually had this imported from Italy. Oh, every time you try to get off, they build a house right in front of the runway.

The plane that's coming to get you. Oh, have you seen this lighthouse at the oldest lighthouse on Gilligan's Island? You get a lighthouse. You get a lighthouse. Okay, so... This ocean shannonable. The shannon does the thing which every reality show they have to do

where she gets on the front of the boat and she's like, Black! And she just throws out her arms. She doesn't do the King of the World thing, but she does it with her arms, you know. And so I'm like, The way she does it with... Well, my fenders, ball line.

But the way she does the King of the World thing is, it looks like she's trying to scare away a bear because you know And they say like if you encounter a bear in the woods you make yourself as big as possible So her version of King of the World is like I'm big go away grizzly bear Come at me see go I dare you Sorry got her arms Okay, so let's see. So the best part to me was they're all sitting there on this like kind of pretty boat ride or whatever and then a flat the American flag just keeps slapping Emily in the head. It's like it's like, hey, remember me. I'm the American legal system. Okay, we did your man a solid. So let's see, um, I got kind of bored in this part, honestly. Terry, look at us.

Look at us. Shrubs over here. We got these slubs and we got these three hot girls cheers to bad decisions on Europe. Our ladies is my hair frizzing out. Is that a first account? I'm actually surprised. I now that I think about it, I'm surprised that Shannon did the King

of the World thing because I remember about eight years ago, there was a story about a woman who was standing on the front of a boat and a man to ray jumped out of the ocean because you know, manoray sometimes do that. I'm just like, just like, jump out because they're like, I don't know, medium and one attention. So this is manoray jumped out of the ocean, but it happened to coincide with this boat that was going along and it hit the woman and killed her. And I just feel like Shannon would hold on to that and be like, well, I'm not going to go to the front of the boat. There could be a man to ray, a new poor harbor. I absolutely not. I will not. Will I get in the front of the boat? No. No. I think the biggest shock in that story is that it wasn't Shannon.

a shock in that story is that it wasn't Shannon. Well, because Shannon would live to tell the story. I was there and a man to rate hit me and I almost died. I almost died by man to ray. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. The man to rate just spits her back out. It's like I can't. I've had it. Ow, ow, ow. The maverick just spits her back out. It's like I can't. I've had enough. So let's see. So they get back and guess who's here. Mac Noodles.

Mac Noodles. It's Mac Noodles. Mac Noodles. Mac Noodles. It's like, hey, welcome to Mac Noodles Ibaci Grill. Boo, boo, boo, boo, Mac Noodles. And they're like, wow, thank you Shannon, so much for including this on this, I don't know,

what do you call this a patio with that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. How there's like Macnoodles. So, and how long did you work at Nobu? Never? Oh, interesting. Well Shannon, thank you so much. I'm so sorry that you weren't able to have

my thousands of dollars of Nobo food, but I'm sure that whatever this Mac noodles does is is is probably lovely. I've been poor before I can do this and John's like socky toast everybody. Okay, Shane just pick up your coke over there That felt like that was like I love oh, I love like a wasp disk. It's like everyone pick up your sake and Shane pick up your Coke. Mr. McNoodles, can we please get a straw for this guy? Okay.

Now, every twisty, twisty, bendy, bendy would be great. Yes. Do you have one, the shape of a heart, possibly great? So Heather, Heather in an attempt to show that she can be of the people she goes hey, hey noodles With a Z right hey noodle as a is there a little bit more of this sauce it was wonderful and noodles Mac noodles goes Well, hey, well, yeah, Willie's my brother says Willie noodles Really noodles Willie and Mac noodles because yeah, that's my brother. We've got different dads and Terry's like hey, I have a half brother just like you

But when I'm by way he did not say we have different dads Terry goes wow you got a little brother Do you have the exact same parents you don't do you? Says that to someone They said that's a and Willie Noodles. No, Terry asked that. Terry says, I know that's how you didn't catch that. That's crazy.

Isn't that crazy? And Mack is like, hey, Mack Noodles and Willie Noodles have different dads. So weird. They're like, guys, we're all gonna talk about our daddy issues. Let's work the Noodles into it somehow. All right. I know, this is the strangest transition into daddy issues.

It's like a Mac noodles, Willie noodles. Like, can you please pass the sauce, Willie noodles? Oh, you have a different father. Yeah, really weird. So then, John, kind of, I guess this was the, you know, the emphasis for John to be like, yeah, well, you know, I had a dad, but he rejected me. He left us.

And then he got a new family and he had a new son and he named him John and he told my sister, I'm ashamed of John. I disown him and he needs to change his name. I didn't even do anything. Magnutus is like, Magnutals feels your pain. Magnutals is the second Magnutals. I thought it was, I mean, this is a sad story obviously, but the fact that the dads like he can't even have the unique family name, John.

Take it from them. This is John's way of saying, okay, so all those rumors of me getting so wasted that my father had to pick me up, that's why they're just rumors, because my father just owned me. And I'm going to wedge them in here into this discussion of Willie and Mac noodles. Super, super weird scene. So then Terry's like, hey, wow, that makes me think about how, So then Terry's like, hey, wow, that makes me think about how you know, I had a stepfather and he didn't care about me. He's an asshole, but that's why I'm rich as fuck. And then he's like, well, I was very driven growing up.

My dad wasn't around. I had a drive to prove that like, I was better. And then John was like, and where's your dad? And which is a little odd, I think to ask. And she's like, well, mom and dad got divorced when I was better and then John was like, and where's your dad? And which is a little odd, I think, to ask. And she's like, well, mom and dad got divorced when I was young and my dad wasn't around much. And now I think he's a really cool guy,

which makes me sad because I feel like I missed out on a lot growing up. Mac noodles, I can't help but notice that you're crying onto the Hibachi. Are you okay there, Mac noodles? Yeah. And then she talks about that's why she's so driven to be good and

Noodles is like I feel yeah, look at me king of the noodles Mac noodles Mac noodles needs to take a fiver inside Mac knows a little sad right now He's just gonna step over here and don't mind me got Willie. He's got a lot of that sauce Mike knows just in the bathroom if you hear any crying. it's not Mac noodles, it's just the faucet. I know, Willie's like, we have different dads, brother noodles. Willie noodles, I'm gonna need you to step over here. I think I have to break some news to you

about our dads, little noodles. Terry disarrume the noodles, lives. Poor Willie noodles. He was just there to serve some sauce. Yeah. So then this comes around to Emily's like, yeah, and the sweat lodge. I mean, it takes some of that stuff that you keep buried down inside. Oh, God, don't tell me you threw up your turkey sandwich. And then, because you're up, Shane, it's been a very challenging season for me with me being put into hot places, okay?

I finally just broke down. Hey, wait a minute Emily. Where did you get that subway that you're eating? Oh, it's on my purse. I just I have an e- You're literally eating noodles right now. What? Mac noodles says no outside food. No outside food. It's time for commercial. It's time for a commercial, it's time for a crap and it's commercial.

So then we go to the Quiet Woman, Shannon and Emily here at The Quiet Woman, which Shannon, you know, Shannon keeps talking about how her dad goes out and acts like the man of the town. This is so Shannon at The Quiet Woman. She's like, welcome to The Q-Dubs. Ah, ah, my table. Hi, Julius. Hi, Julius. Julius. You remember this is the scene on the crime? And then we see the clip of, this isn't my plate, you fucking bitch.

And Julius is like, well, you're going to get a paper plate tonight, which is fine, but the original play it wasn't broken. Excuse me. It was fine. So Shannon also, well, you're gonna get a paper plate tonight, which is fine, but the original play it wasn't broken Excuse me, it was fine. So, Shannon. And also Julius has said this line of 500 times to Shannon every time she brings someone in. Well, you're gonna get a paper plate today, miss. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! I would like a week in the hell in soda because Qdub does a mean cocktail. It's a mean, mean cocktail.

And Emily's just like, God, we need more people on this cast. I can't. Hey, look at that new bartender. Oh, yeah, that's noodles. Yeah. This is my job. So they start talking about Noella and then who comes in? It's Noella. And Noella comes in in the most Noella

E-way ever she goes So she's it's she slides into the into the booth and Emily's talking about how she's gonna have a game night soon and Game night says we know always go well on Bravo and And basically she's like the last night in Cabo was a lot. Yes, there was a lot of drinking I have what I thought I was here a cute. I Hi there. Hi everyone. Hi Dambador Well, that's why I feel like you and Gina should talk no well

And she's like I tried like you and Gina should talk now, well, and she's like, I've tried. She doesn't respond to me. She's like, well, don't worry. This will all work out again tonight. So then Emily is like, well, listen, I have a question. I feel like I should bring this up. So like, Jen told me that when you and your husband were first married that you gave them a gift that was the stack of vaginas.

What's that about? And I was like, oh, well, we just like literally stacked up for jinas. And they're like, is it a sex position? And she's like, I'll show you later. Did he walk up a ladder? Like, what is the stack? And they're all cracking up in the while it's like, I'll show you pictures. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, stack of adjinos. So, no one will say. By the way, this will be another 15 minute segment

on the reunion. So a stack of a giant is what's that like? If you ever don't stack of a giant, who would you do a stack of a giant is with? What's your favorite thing to stack on top of a stack of a giant is? I'm sorry, I'm asking. How many of a giant is does it take to make a stack?

Whoa. What? What? Is it like pancakes? Yeah. So Noelle is like, and what is that girl Jen have to talk about me? Why can't she ever talk about herself?

I mean, her nonsense. Let's talk about the girls you've kissed her not. Let's talk about your vagina stacks. I feel like Jen has actually tried to talk about herself, but it's just not interesting. And so no one really cares, or lives. I feel like Jenna's actually tried to talk about herself, but it's just not interesting. And so no one really cares, or lives since, because Jenna's, I feel like many times

that my husband, Ryan, he's just always with the kids. And I don't even know who my kids are. It's like, that's great, Jen. We're gonna move on. Let's talk about Noelle again. Stack of a China's. Yeah, because Noelle, Noelle is just a person who never fucking stops.

Every time you're with them, it's like, oh my god, got a cock in my nose today. So Nuella's, yeah, yeah, Jen says she'd like in an interview, she goes, within the first 15 minutes of knowing Nuella, she told me about the stack of a ginas, shown me pictures of them. I'm, it was crazy. And then Nuella goes, actually it was a birthday present. Again, Jen missed the details. I'm very happy to share my stack of a jianas with anyone who wants to see them. Just come and peace. Yeah, nobody needs to see that.

So then she shows the picture to the ladies and they're just cracking up about it. And then they show us. Yeah, they may show. Yeah, they show. Yeah, they show us. It's hilarious. And Shannon's like, well, which one is you? Hey, Emily, you guess which vagina is Nahuela's?

And she's like, oh, the middle? No, it's the bottom! Ha! And Emily goes, well, no, we know. It's vertical. Wait a minute. Why is there a turkey sandwich in this picture? I'm like, sorry. I just got hungry in the past and showed up at the stack of a

giant shoot. So now we go to Jen's house and Heather, Heather comes over. She's like, I'm letting myself in, which is probably something she says literally everywhere she goes. And she's brought like a cocktail kit. And so she's come and she's like, okay, here's a pineapple. And since you're very poor, as evidenced by this little shack that we're in, I bought you your very own oxopin apple corer.

Mm-hmm. Step one, cut off the chop of a pineapple. God, I would hate to do this without the children. They're really gonna resent that one day. Step two, pull out the pineapple. God, I would hate to do this without the children. They're really going to resent that one day. Step two, pull out the pineapple. And then you know what? And I brought ice because I have a lot of different kinds of ice. I'm just think I just have hospital hospital ice. I work not only does Heather satias different eyes. She goes, it's kind of my thing. You know, I'm that lady who has different eyes. That's like my thing, different eyes, my personality.

My thing is hospitalized, I'm there a lot. Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen those candy strippers around. New month's enjoy doing that. No, no, I'm a doctor. And you live in this house? I'm sorry, I'm confused. Oh, so Jan is like, wow, I'm really glad she's like hosting because like all outsource anything, even entertaining at my own house.

Okay, well, um, tell me. So how is your e-show going? Uh, I don't have one, but you're a doctor. You don't have a show on e. That's strange. Are people accusing you of selling overpriced COVID tests as well? No, God, what do you do? What's your name? Where are we? It's just what you would call a patio, what we're on here. Are you a doctor like in Snow White? How there's one of them called Doc?

It's like that. Is that what you're kind of a doctor like? No,? How there's one of them called Doc? It's like that. Is that what you're kind of a doctor like? No, no, I have a medical license. Ah, so strange. So where's your family writing books I take it? They just off all writing books somewhere. And she's like, apparently they went to an end of summer dinner.

I guess that's another thing I'm discluded from. Oh, why wouldn't they take you to that? I don't know what I look like. I mean, let's face it. Oh, that's gonna be weird when you have to take them to look at Syracuse tomorrow, not doing that either. Oh.

So they start to say, we'll tend conversation, right? So I go, my God, like, I just have a business, but then my husband takes care of the kids and we like have resentment. And this is an improv scene that never fucking out in Switzerland. It's like, we need more Jen.

Well, because like in the morning, I'm gonna work and then he doesn't. More Jen. I'm brushing my teeth right now. Does it look like I'm brushing my teeth? You don't need to pantomime brushing't. More Jen. Um, I'm brushing my teeth right now. Does it look like I'm brushing my teeth? You don't need to pantomime brushing your teeth, Jen. Just keep talking, please. He gave me two hours of compliments and I don't usually get that from him.

Did you tell him how much that meant to you and that what would make it even better would be if he built a bigger house? Well, I haven't told that part yet. You know what really helps if you ask him what he feels about spending millions of dollars for a house in Idaho. Have you drawn a tree on the wall yet? No. You know, Ryan and I are not the couple we were when we first met, you know, that fun, loving couple hands clashed, whether we both went for the same eggs, Bennie and the chaffer.

Rolling on the beach together. I mean, it was early 90s. If I said that, you know, you know, he raised the kids, I built a business, but we have resentments. Mainly, we both resent that we both married, such boring people. If you're going to cheat at a breakfast buffet, like make sure you're cheating with first. You know what I'm saying? We've come to realize that he's more of a sausage.

I'm more of a bacon person. It just doesn't work out sometimes. Oh, God. So how there's like, listen, this is what happened to Harry. Harry. This is what happened to Terry. And it really only happened when COVID happened you know I said Terry you've got to prioritize the family you know I mean look how much money do we need after a while it's just more zeros am I right I mean I

certain point I mean what's the difference between a million and a billion am I right you know what I'm talking about I mean once you get the quadrillas I mean, what's the difference between a million and a billion? Am I right? You know what I'm talking about. I mean, once you get to quadrillas, I mean, you even know what that is anymore. You know what I'm saying? Well, I don't like to refer to my children as zeros. No, oh dear, no, I didn't mean it like that. Mm-hmm. So Heather tries to give her advice to just, like, stop complaining and spend fucking

time with your family. Like, you could be out with your family at a family event dinner right now. Right now. Right now. That's your second, man. I understand it's exciting to hang out with televisions, Heather DeBro, but you should be thinking about your family. Yeah. Um, so let's see. So she's like prioritize and Jen goes, you know what? That's like a really good idea

So now we go over to game night and Emily's friend Jody who's like the British one is like setting up things like it's gonna be a real great Tom tonight We got the great Tom ever was got the great great smash and Tom tonight So so she's there is woman named Dina who've sort of seen before and Emily is just excited because it's like you know like game night It's like you play silly games like you would play when you're at a six-year-old's birthday party, but they're 46 instead That is hilarious and Emily's like Shane took the kids to a trampoline park Because it gets rowdy in here. God. I can't even imagine Shane at a trampoline park. Same at a trampoline park. He just be standing Jim Belino has to come up and be like, hey man, uh listen

Do you know how a trampoline works? For some reason when Gina comes walking up they start playing the clown music. They show Gina coming outside and it's like music, they show Gina coming outside and it's like, the, the, I don't know why, but she's right to and noelle is nervous to see her because this is someone I have a lot of love and respect for and noelle is wearing this ugly ass dress, but it's like leopard and she's like, Hey Gina, I wore leopard because I thought you'd appreciate the jersey five and Gina's like, hey, Gina, I world leopard because I thought you'd appreciate the Jersey five.

And Gina's like, yeah, accept them, not from Jersey. Suddenly this one's so specific. Long Island City. Fine, long Island City. Okay, you got me. Suddenly this one has standards. So is that where she's from? Long Island city.

It is. She's from Long Island. I don't know where on Long Island. I'm assuming Nassau, Nassau County. Okay. She gives Nassau vibes. I say that someone who has roots in Nassau County. Okay.

I was like, who Nassau? I don't know what that is, but damn. I was like backing up my seat. Damn, NASA County Vibes. Okay, so Shannon comes in Louis Vuitton pants and a headband and she's like, I'm in to win it! I'm in to win it! Did you guys hear that? Hold on. Let's go to the kitchen because I want to say that, hi girls, and it to win it. Ahahahahaha. Oh, I'm still reeling from all that

fireball at the Q dab last night. So we have a flashback, they had fireball shots. And Nuella's like, fireball was necessary because I was addressed by some accusations that Jennifer put out there. And I'm like, yeah, the stack of a gin us. She showed me the photo stack of a gin us. She's showing me the photo stack of a gin us. And Jen, Jen is like stack of a gin us.

Like we've come on, it's not a thing, I mean. Like we've seen a point out before. I mean, that does not happen in point, I mean, what does that? Yes, she does. It does. We've all seen a porn here and there. I'm like, oh, you're not a gay man. You're in there.

So then Jody is so Jody goes, okay, if you want he had the news. Okay, these M&M's they have to be the whole NIST play and if you want to you have to bring them to that play you got to use a straw Straw to pick them up. You got to get all these are straw to get from M&M from what place to another place go Bless the Queen this game. Oh my god. So this really is like six-year-old games, you know Yeah, it's like the Eminem and move plates and then they have to put a plunger between their legs and then Another person holds a toilet paper roll between their legs. I have to get the plunger into the toilet paper hole Jody stole all these games from love Island UK. I'm telling you this right now I know you don't watch. I'm telling you this is all Love Island shit. There were like one beat away from having to like regurgitate

marshmallows from one mouth to another. Yeah. So then everyone's cracking up kind of for no reason and then Noella and Shannon and Emily do the stack of vaginas like Shannon's on the bottom going like Shannon's on the bottom going Wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, it. Hey girls. So then Gina, Noella, go off to talk privately. And Gina's like, listen, I just want you to know you hurt my feelings. And the thing that upset me is that you just don't trust me. Like, Heather's allowed to tell you that she thought it was inappropriate that you gave her the kid those cards, okay?

Yeah. And Noella's like, I'm cards okay yeah and Noel is like I'm allowed to listen and you guys like need to be like like and you guys don't need to be like apologize apologize apologize like you know what I'm just interrupting you because I feel a bit But like But you don't know what I'm doing. I'm just seeing I mean look at my But I'm trying to

I love fire Stack of a gin as I get the cake right you said like the musical tears Stack of a gin is okay. I get the cake right he said like the musical tears Gina like Gina's lecturing this girl about not listening, but she won't let her talk at the same time So Gina, but Gina's like you know what I want I you know I don't know how to handle a friendship with Noelle and I want off the crazy plane even if it's private Yeah, right. Well, we'll see if you ever, if you ever get off that private plane, I'm nervous. If you ever have anything.

So then, Jen, now the big Jen and Ryan scene. So Jen's with the kids like, how is school? You guys are in school, right? Does someone sign them up for school? Right? Coming, I'm mom, mom's talking to us. And they get so excited. And Ryan comes in like smothering that little shawawa as usual. I mean, that shawawa was just like, I mean, he's really trying to do a Ken Todd, but it's like much less charming.

He just has that little shawawa in his arm. It comes in just staring at Jen with the hatred of a man who hates his wife deeply. Just deeply, deeply hates her. Yeah, I'm out. She's like, so, I mean, Ryan, why don't we go talk? And he's like, okay, it's like, go sit outside.

And she's like, so, like, can I say, like, how is your day? Like, how is your day? He's like, oh, yeah, I mean, good. The parents went to the first day of school to kind of ease the kids into it. Oh, really? Is I'm into their cushy private school life. I'm like, you know, Jen, you're paying

to your kids to go to that. Like, why are you mocking it? And he's like, actually, it's pretty mellow. Well, I'm joking, Ryan. I'm joking. She's, I couldn't really sleep last night, you know, because we're opening up in Calabasas and all the emotions just a lot for me to handle.

And it's just, it's not always an easy job. And he's like, mm-hmm, as he just smothers the dog and kisses and barely looks at her. Well, I mean, she's, she's obnoxious. They're both terrible. I want to divorce both of these people. And she's like, I mean, do you know what I would want, Ryan? I would want what my dad gave me. Like, I'd like you to say, really good job. You did a really good job. Okay, but I just want someone to support me. Okay, well, you're doing great. You're really doing great job.

Great job. We're all proud of you. You did great. She says, okay, I love that you said that. That I'm doing great. Love that. That was great. You said the line.

I appreciate that, but can you try to understand what that actually means and validate it and then say you're proud? And sometimes it sounds like you're just saying, oh, good job, but you don't generally mean it. Can you maybe try it from the top? You wanna try it now? I guess, okay.

That's a challenging day you had doing all that, seeing patients dealing with staff. And staff infections maybe? Is that what you do? I don't know, but you did great. And you came home, you saw the gang and you bought new shoes. You heated up some coffee and the coffee was good.

You did it all. Great job, yeah, it was a great job with that. And she's like, thank you for like, you seem to be paying a lot of attention to that dog right now. Like, I'm trying to be together right now. Hey, Jen, how about you say, hey, Ryan, wow, you got all of these kids off to school, even went with them on their first day. They seem so great. They had such a great day. Good job. Where's he is? You both suck. You both suck. I'm doing both of you both of you. I mean, I wanna say that, I wanna say that she should say that,

but he also is like a huge dick. Like he is a huge dick with like, he clearly is not comfortable being on camera and he is so like, he is so full of rage and he's so, it's so obvious how much he detests her but he's like not willing to be honest about it. So he just... It seems like a classic housewives were going on this show.

I don't want to be on TV. Well, I mean, they're just going to show you cute parts. You do not want to do this. And then they sit down. She's like, you are going to have this relationship talk with me. Again. And he's like, oh, good. My honor.

So she's like, hey hey do you want to maybe put the dog with the kids he goes not really she's oh um can you just I heard you completely yes he has like he's like has like a perky voice but full of rage yeah and she's like come on I'm trying to meet a gather and she tells us they just aren't understanding each other and he tells us He's like, you know, it can be challenging to communicate with John because she's just like go go go go go go And it's like the Jenny show like just give me more and more attention. That's what she needs just more and more attention So he's like so can we not talk about this and she goes what all of this what? We'll do this another time.

Huh? Why? He's like, another time, if you're shutting down right now. I'd rather not do this right now. I just don't, why? Why? How come? Why?

It's like, because I'd rather not. And that's the final answer, okay? So, I'm gonna go take a break and give the dog back. Why? He goes, that's enough. That's enough. Any paths are on the shoulder. That's enough there.

There we go. That's enough. So he walks off and she follows him. You know, so of course the camera's followed too. And we just see them, they're like in their closet or something. And she's like, um, can we just like try this again? Cause like I really didn't, I don't think it was very believable from the top. He's like, no, finally answer. That was my final answer now.

No. Hard no. It's like you're not going to change my mind. Okay. No, it's not okay. Okay. Ask me again. And I'm going to take a walk. Okay. I'm going to take a walk. I'm going to walk for a while. Okay. Please respect that. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. There will be walking very slowly for the other, but why? Because walking makes me feel better and it gets me away from you because I can go far away and like maybe I get attacked in the middle of the night and you're gonna see your face again. Maybe that's why I wanna go for a walk.

I can get my cardio in and like better when I'm sure it was. And he says, please respect that. And she goes, no. And he goes, okay, I'm taking a walk. So he leaves. And that's that. Oh, there were disaster. They're so awful. Yeah, they're so awful and unhappy.

It's been a while since we have had, I feel like that's a classic relationship dynamic on Orange County. And it's been a moment since we've had just like barely repressed rage. Well, you know, yeah, I mean, listen, Emily and Shane, this is like Shane's resting personality. This is like a shirtless Shane, you know, I don't want to do this. I don't want to talk about this. We're not going to do this right now.

That's true. That's true. Well, we're gelligin do. Well, we're, well, while Ryan's out on his walk, we have now concluded the episode. The episode is done. We'll be ever walked back. Yeah. Well, next week, Ryan packed up all his clothes and left last nine. Like, oh, God. Which I can really going to have to see your kids.

By the way, Ryan packing up all his clothes and leaving his basically Ryan put a pair of umbrose into a backpack and walked out. That was it. He put some shorts and some socks, not even some socks. What am I talking about? A Haynes T-shirt that he barely uses. No T-shirt. Yeah, no T-shirt. He took a towel and some toothpaste. All his earthly belongings. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We sure love you guys. Go to watch at crappens.com for tickets. Don't forget this recap will not be up until a little late next week because we're live in San Diego and then live with New Jersey and Los Angeles the next night.

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