Watch What Crappens - #1694 RHOM: The West Wang

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

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Blum, come, come. Wow. This is great. I love this episode. I love this is one of my favorite fights of of the past year. I would have to say on this episode, it was fantastic. I would have to say on this episode it was fantastic. A fight over Kanye's pain. Yeah, didn't think it would happen, but we got it. I thought it was going to be just like a small little thing that they showed us in the previews, like just to lure us in, but it was a full-fledged fight that went over two different events. And so I'm so impressed.

I'm really impressed with this show right now. So we open up with you know housewives doing housewives' thing. Martina is cooking for Julia and Julia's like I'm so hungry and she's like well I'm making your favorite on the blueberry pancakes wait a minute can you tell me why I'm that you're thewife, but I'm the one making blueberry pancake, come on. I like to see you make some blueberry pancakes, stuffy graph. So tell me about the hamdings. I know you were sick, were you drinking?

And she's like, come on, be nice for me, Martin. She's like, what am I doing? I'm making you pancakes. So then we go over to Anthony and Nicole playing tennis. You know, this is a, I think there was some sort of commentary there going from like Martina cooking, you know, to the foodies playing tennis. There was probably some sort of thing there that I was trying to like piece together, but I couldn't get it. But they're playing tennis.

You're getting real deep in this show. I was getting way too deep for the show. There was nothing there, it turns out. Yeah. Except Nicole plays tennis like I do the whole time she goes, I'm tired. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm tired.

I'm hot. Yeah, I'm tired. Yeah, and then Anthony Badrassur. He's like, don't blame the heat on that on your piss-pour performance. So then we go over to Gertie and her assistant, Kaelin is asking, are you ready for this event? Because Gertie's gonna be doing this whole big charity event for a fundraiser for her organization to support Haiti,

et cetera. And so Gertie's talking about that. She's like very excited as always. But to be fair, she's like literally excited about doing anything on this show. She really is. Every time they cut to Gerdy this episode, she's like, hello, hello, yes, we're doing it.

We're getting dressed. They're gonna be big. It's gonna be a big event. I can't wait to have this event. Every event is glorified. Every single time we're gonna do just that Gerdy. Okay, Gerdy. Like every time they cut to where it's like a jolt of,

woo. And then we wind up at Alexia and Frank Okay, gritty. Like every time they cut towards a jolt of, wooooooom. And then we wind up at Alexia and Frankie's beauty bar. And Larza comes in and she's like, oh my god, how gorgeous is this place? Oh my god. So Lisa called me, she's still tired from our trap. And like she's like, oh, I mean, Lisa, like I can't.

Okay, like still tired from what? Like not planning a wedding. Like I'm sorry, I've left on my check, she's not planning a wedding. Do you know how hard it is to plan a wedding? Do you know how hard it is? And this whole fight in the trip episode was ever Lisa not wanting a small room.

So Lexi is like, what is she tired from a small room? I can't, I cannot. Also, Alexi is dressed like a very pretty clown. Like, she's wearing this clown ruffle, but it's like a one shoulder ruffle. And it's kind of like a purple clown cow. I mean, wow. So then we see clips of Lisa saying, I want to say in a room by myself and Alexi is saying, but I don't think you're hearing what people are saying. That's not an option. That's not an option.

Okay. So if anybody has any objections, stand up now. If you're ever hold your piece, I don't care. Sit back there. Sit back there. Okay. She's like, oh, well, you know, I don't know what could have been bothering Lisa so much that she had to act like that and behave like she did on the hamlet strip.

I mean, there's like nothing she can say. She talked about like not having a nanny. Like, really, bro? Like, have you seen the rest of America? I see it on TV. It's sad and poor. It's very, very bad. Did you know that most people drive their cars into a garage

and it just closes? It doesn't even lift the car. Poor, poor people. Literally. Literally more. So, Lars is like, yeah, I feel really about about no cone, because I hear it through a grapevine that she was really hurt by me saying our kids were a little illegitimate,

little like slut bombs that she just bombed on the earth with your sledding ass. Can't believe she took it like that. And then Larsa, who is now feeling bad that she said something that was super judgy, then tells us, you know, out of all the women, I literally have the best resume, not like an actual working resume. I have never had a job. But like, you know, emotional resume. I was married the longest.

I have four children. I have like a very attractive pinkie toe. So you know, it's, I don't know how you can sit there and like judge me when I don't care to judge you. It's like, you literally said the judge's things in a call. Yeah. Also, hamsters have like 10 babies and they don't get me awards.

Like, I don't think like you get some kind of award just for having more babies than other people, okay? Yeah, or any of the things that she says that she has a good resume for it. Like, she's like, I'm married. I'm like, no, you're like on the brink of divorce. And not that that even matters, right? But like that she's so happy to brandish that. I was like, I don't know.

I don't know about this resume. Yeah. So she's like, but I wasn't judging her. Yes, you were. And Alexi says, no, you know what? You felt like you had to judge yourself, you know? And what about the worst? You know, how does she feel about it?

Like, like, come on. What are you feeling about the divorce? Like what's going on with Scotty? Okay, tell me what's going on with Scotty. So Lars is like, I don't even know what's happening. Like I was trying to sell the house and then I had to like send Sophia back to LA and I feel like my heart broke because like he wants Sophia if he doesn't get his way so like XYZ heart broke

fear. I was so upset that not even an entire wall of rose gold balloons could cheer me up. So she basically is like, yeah, if he, if Scotty doesn't get his way, he punishes me. He's the Punisher, and he's only punishing me because I'm making him sell the house. I'm like, he's probably punishing you because you're also awful, and he can't deal with you anymore. Yeah, I don't think that it's punishing you being mad that you're trying to sell the house to get half the money when it's his family home and he wants it and he bought it. So, I mean, I don't know.

Team Scotty, but only because he's against Larsa. Otherwise, I don't really know when you think about Scotty Pippin. I know that the musical he's named after annoys me, okay? I don't mind if I'm out of Pippin, but that's really all I know about him. Yeah, I don't know much about him except that one time my shoe very, very, very, very gently grazed his

shoe. This is a true story. But other than that, I don't really have any, you know, I don't have any insiders for that. I'm talking about my friends. How about that? How about keep my friends name out of your mouth, man? Okay. So like, no, maybe a dick, but Lars is like, but like, Larsa just outweighs any sort of Larsa's just Larsa, right? I'm on everybody's team. Like if there were mosquitoes in Larsa's room, I would be teen mosquito.

Like Zika virus. I choose Zika virus over Larsa. Yeah. So Larsa's like, well, what's funny is like five years ago, if you asked me, was I gonna ever get divorced? I would say no, but I feel like things happen like funny things. And the Lexi is like, well, you know what Larsa needs? I like cut the embolical cord, okay?

Because she's like too close to Scott. Hold on one second, I need to feed both of my sons right now. Okay, here comes Here comes okay, come again to the hanger coming into the hanger Yeah, let me brush both my sons heads as they're on my brass stripe now Yeah, well, I'll get it leave one. There's a good reason but still Cut the umbilical cord. You know, you shouldn't be married to someone you have an umbilical cord to anyway because that's your baby or press me I would marry Peter and no man she is going to be okay with her being married to a baby there I can't I can't so the larsa is like you know the thing is for me it's hard for me to date because you know they're talking about larsa dating she's you know it's hard for me to date because

I would expect so much I'd expect a guy to do so much for me, and that's what I've had. So if you're not gonna do a whole bunch of things for me, I'd rather be alone. I'm like, Larsa, so you're saying you want a guy to do a whole bunch of things for you, and then you're upset that you are dealing with a bossy guy right now. What is not adding up to you?

She basically just wants a rich door-dash driver. You know, good luck. Good luck. So then, yeah, task grab it, yeah. So then? Yeah, that's great. But yeah. So then we get Lisa at Lenny's office. And there's like a wards and certificates all over his office. And she's like, look at me.

I'm going to sit in Lenny's chair. This is going to be hilarious. We're rolling, right? I'm going to sit in Lenny's chair. Lenny left his phone. I'm going to look at his phone. Okay, it's going to be fun, right? So then Lenny comes his phone. I'm gonna look at his phone. Okay, it's gonna be fun, right? So then Lenny comes sort of like

Ambling into his office and they like hug and everything and he's like, are you looking in my phone? And she's like, I can't help myself. I'm a nosy ass bitch Where the parent lead lots of time. I'm no, no, I don't have lots of time in my hands strike that strike that from the record. I know right This is how letting always enters when he sees Lisa Yeah, it looks like he's ready to hold out this guy He really that's very accurate So then they had tell us this weird thing about He really that's very accurate. So then they have tell us this weird thing about DMs

because she's looking through his phone because he gets a lot of DMs apparently and Lenny, they're sitting together like Maritom Edison style, like has been a wife in their interview. And Lenny is like, you know, I've had like people DM me and I usually think it's funny.

I usually like to share that with Lisa, you know, things like, oh, your wife is so mean to you. I would be so great to you. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And I was about to show it to Lisa, but then she saw it before I could show it to her and she got so mad. I'm sure you were just about to show that one to Lisa, buddy. And she's like, God, you're thirsty, Lenny, you're just so thirsty. So she's like, Lenny, we have a lot to talk about. The nanny, we've got to talk about the nanny. And then we see her shopping somewhere, like for clothes shopping. And she's like, can you believe it?

The nanny quit. She just picked up her shit and left. Who would have thought it seems like Lisa's such a reasonable employer? I know, it seems like such a cakewalk working for Lisa. So I just love the shot of her like shopping for clothes after insisting that she does so much and then calling someone to scream about her and Annie leaving. No one understands what I got through as a mother. So it turns out that Lenny's parents are coming in for a month because they're going to be moving to Miami.

And I was very happy about this because I always really enjoyed his mother, but I didn't want to ever, I don't want to say anything like, oh, I hope we see his mom again, because I didn't know, like, you know, it's been 10 years, I was like, was she still with us or whatever, but now I can breathe a sigh of relief

because she is still with us, which means that we get to have like, when you hear this, you notice it could be like Lenny mom moments and I'm like really excited for it. Yeah, very judgey moments with a smile from Lenny's mom. So Lisa's like, well, your children, your parents are very lucky because not many children grow up and let their parents live with them Lenny.

I hope Logan lets me live with him when he's older. God, I've always wanted a race car bed. And he's like, let's like, why would you want to do that? Like, why would you, why would you do that to yourself, you know? I'm, she talks about how it's so hard for her to not have help. She's like, listen, Lenny, I'm the house manager. Okay. And he goes, uh-huh, you are. So don't minimize what I do, Lenny. Okay, you're very busy and so will I.

And he's like, okay. And she's like, yeah, it's very difficult because, oh no, he says, yeah, it's very difficult being you, honey. You have to wake up in the morning and then you have to decide which role's voice you have to drive. And she's like, stop, that is a decision I have to make. She's like, it is a decision, but it's not the most important decision, okay?

I'm not sitting at home eating bombons and watching TV, okay? What I do is I eat power bars and watch things on YouTube, okay? It's a lot different. I hate that saying, I just felt like I'm just sitting at home eating bombons. Yeah, I'm just sitting at home eating bonbons. Yeah, I am just sitting at home eating fucking bonbons. What's your blue buns?

You want a piece? I love, I haven't had bonbons. Well, our bonbons, a conceptual thing, Ronnie, or are they a brand? Because I remember when I was younger, they were like the ice cream with a chocolate shell, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, that's what I thought. I feel like I never see those. Like, I would eat those bonbons all the time if I saw them. You know, I feel like I haven't looked for bonbons for a long time, but surely bonbons are still there. I think bonbons like to us are like Lenny's mom. You're like, oh my god. Did I just say something awkward and bonbons are gone for it? Like, does something happen to bonbons? And I'm gonna feel bad about later. But I never thought we would wind up comparing Lenny's mom to a bond bond, but I'm okay with it.

Because I kind of feel like a bond bond is sort of has that like, like, so when are you going to bring me a baby? It's like, shut up, bond bond. Well, then I guess what I just found out, everybody. Welcome to Crappens College. You're about to learn a bond bond is a small chocolate confection. Oh, so it is a general term. Yeah, but I could have sworn I used to eat bonbons. Okay, bonbons.

Well, it's a bonbon ice cream. Yeah. Bonbons brand. It's also a brand. So you know what? Everybody can be right today. Well, fuck that. The point is, eat some bonbons. Just hit it home and eat some fucking bonbons. And then guess who you should apologize to. Nobody. I feel like also that's like such a cheap thing to do like oh like you're gonna name your brand after like the constant it's like having come me out with ice cream called ice cream you know try harder bomb odds. I hope you like my candy it's called candy. Although that is like the best. It's called candy. Although that is the best pizza. That is my favorite pizza. It's from the place called Pizza. It's all over New York. It's huge.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So let's see, Nicole is at her house with the Larchsha Kudwe plate and Gurdie comes over. So this is going to be the non-X cast. They're going to gather so they can talk shit about the new cast. The new generation. The new chat. Yes.

My name is the new gen. Yeah. So yeah, they're coming over and everything and Gurdie shows up in a hat. She goes, oh well, you know why I wore it? You know why I wore it? Because last minute, I had like five pimples, five pimples, but I gratified them with a hat. I gratified them with a hat. People with a hat, each hat has its own pimples.

Look closely, lots of little hats on my forehead. It's lovely. Literally. Literally. Like if she says literally. So Nicole's like, if I had to describe the Hampton strap in one word, it would be unfortunate. Bickering, arguing, and nothing like I expected it to be.

It's like, that was a lot of words, but I'll forgive you. Because you were actually nice. I was on your side on that trip. Yeah. And then Gerdy is just like, well, I can't believe my charity fashion event is coming up this week. Gerdy doesn't even want to talk about the Hampton. She's just pivoting to her event.

And so she talks about this foundation, and how it's gonna get money to schools, and housing, and Haiti, and all that stuff. And then guess who shows up at the door, and guess what she has in her hand. Gets Julia with eggs. And it goes like, I'm used to people bringing me wine,

but this was the first time anyone has ever brought me eggs. And Gerdy's like, oh my God, look at her. She's already got wine poured, she's stressing. That's what's going on. Let me tell you what's stressful. I'm trying to get fashion models, fashion, you know, saving Haiti, appreciating Haiti.

Everything I do is very stressful. Please move that couch over there. That's my couch I love here. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's happened, it's happened. Just moving couches. I would love like I Feel like gurdy like I feel like I would be scared to have eggs near gurdy because she would have like a lot of egg Suggestions well are you gonna send inside them? send you side up over easy fry them. Poach them

You can poach. It's very easy. You make a tornado. You've got some you add a little bit of vinegar Or you can not you can just fry them again or you can scramble soft scramble hot scramble runny scramble Do you like them runny soft? Do you want a sh bit of vinegar, or you can just fry them again, or you can scramble, soft scramble, hot scramble, run the scramble, do you like it, runny, soft, do you want a shakshuka? It's like, dirty. Don't gratify my eggs. Benedict? Literally. Literally, literally.

Literally Benedict. So then Kiki comes over looking gorgeous, as always, you know, that's what Kiki does. She just arrives. I'm looking gorgeous everywhere. It gives a nice, I totally, I had what Kiki does. She just arrives. I'm looking gorgeous everywhere. It gives a nice, I love that. That's how I totally, I had the same thought when I was watching this.

It's like, I feel like half the episode is just Kiki walking into places, just being gorgeous. That's what she does, you know? Everyone has different roles on house, so I feel like Kiki's audition tape was like, okay, we are rolling. Hello. Like, she's just, she started your audition by walking into the room. Oh my God.

Yeah, good man. So she talks about how it's been such a long day, which I wish just once somebody would ask Kiki, why? What did you do? Like, what's going on, Kiki? Just ask Kiki something someday. So it was like, well, okay, let's just get to it. I've always been confused by the Adriana Julia thing, but you know what Julia, after witnessing your

friend Gagement, and then how concerned she was when you were sick, that was genuine. That was genuine. So I'm not confused. That was the weirdest fucking thing ever. What was talking about? Yeah, that was a weird, um, that was weird. That was a very weird thing. I don't know why it needed to be shared also because it also makes you, if your whole thing is that you're saying like you're not that judge, judgey or whatever, um, it's sort of saying that you were being judgey. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm saying I got distracted by a text notification on my screen and I lost my turn of thought. And I don't think it was a good enough turn of thought to really bring back. I'm like, should I talk about eggs again? I can talk more about eggs. I get what you're saying. She's like, I'm not judgmental, but she's like, I was totally judging you, but I'm not anymore. That's like her thing, you know, like to kind of confess after the fact. But let's see here. Did you see that Sashal Madilla sent us a really good clip of when they were getting drunk? So Julia's taking all these shots and this and that and Adriana comes up to her and she put something

in her mouth and then Julia like goes to take it out and then realizes what it is and then does like oh no smiles at Adriana so it looks like Adriana slipped her some kind of a pill or something No, I did not see that Wow, okay, I'm just you're so good they catch everything so Julie is like oh yes We have each other's pickle back We have each other's back. Don't say pickle please nobody bring up the cool again Or pickle backs So Julia's like, you know, I love Adriana's authentic side. You can call her day and night and she won't judge you.

Like for instance, I call her at three in the morning and say, God is sick. Do you have phone number of God, I be man. Please help Adriana. Well, I just want to be honest. I used to think people calling it three in the morning was disgusting, but I think it's cute now. So as a doctor, I realized that emergencies can happen any time of the day.

So Nicole's saying, okay, you know, so Alexia got pissed off because I told her that she was yelling. And also they show the clip. And Nicole is yelling to Alexia got pissed off because I told her that she was yelling and also they show the clip and Nicole is yelling to Alexia's yelling she's like you need to stop yelling right now. So then Alexia got mad So then she got Mary soul to defend Alexia by coming after Nicole at the dinner, you know, which is of course true that is yeah and Nicole says this argument started over rumors and Marisol admitted that she didn't even hear it

from my mouth. But I wrote in my notes, I had a typo, and I said she didn't even hear it from my mouth, which I think is funny in two different ways. It's funny to think that Nicole might have like a pet moth because I can see her having a pet moth and being like, oh yeah, have you guys seen my moth? I have a moth.

Yeah, they're like the new pets that people have now. But I can also see Nicole just like doing pet moth and being like, oh yeah, have you guys seen my moth? I have a moth, yeah, they're like the new pets that people have now. But I can also see Nicole just like doing the moth and telling a really lame story about the Hamptons and everyone there is like, oh my God, why did this girl get on stage? Nope, she didn't, she said, she didn't hear it out of my mouth, but guess what?

Most rumors you don't hear out of the person's mouth. That's why they're rumors. That's true. So Julie is like, Well, and then she said the word, what luck. Huh, people in glass houses should never throw rock. Mars had never had sex with a man who was married

or who was married or when she wasn't married to him. Oh, okay, there's what is she some kind of religious person? People in glass houses, the only thing they should draw are tennis balls covered in paint. So then Kiki is like, oh my God, like marriage is not for everyone. Like sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't. For instance, in my life and just, you know, no one's,

no one's asking her to elaborate. Yeah. So Julia says that her children come from all different fathers and lords, they try to make it shameful, but she should be the one feeling shameful saying it. And of course, like, well, you know, I tried to talk to Mary soul, but then she just like walked away from me. And guess what? I'm not going to waste my time or energy.

I made one attempt. That's all you get from me. One attempt. And then like, it's the end of the scene. So to like punctuate that's the end of the scene, they then cut to Nicole in the chair, just all flat like, she just like that. It's like, that's all you get. And now I am dead.

I'm only doing my own live waiting once. By the way, all now Marisol doesn't care. Like that's the other thing. She's like, and that's it. Like, but she walked away from you. You know, it's the whole like who broke up with you thing. She broke up with you. So horns Lisa is wearing a kitchen and Lisa is grabbing. She's with the parents. Okay, they go to some place called m kitchen and she's like grab house baby bag and all grab now Yeah, so um, they yeah Lisa's at a restaurant and she's there with Lenny's parents Marina and

And Natalie I believe his name was Anatoliy. And an athlete? Bad. So Lisa is like, they're all just standing there, the kids are there and he's like, hey mom, you want some mommy juice? She's like, I never tried that. What is that, mommy juice? What is that?

She's like, it's wine. Oh, very funny and irresponsible of you. Yes. So Lisa's like, you know, my relationship with Leni's parents has been difficult in the past because she thought I was too young and not good enough for her son. And we don't really have any advice that's changed, but Lisa tells us that now that she's given children to the

family that she's taken much more with open arms, I guess. I don't know why she's been over that. Ronnie, I really want you to make sure you express this point very carefully. She gave them babies and now the mom barely tolerates her. She went from not tolerating her to now being like, well, my bloodline, even though it has been destroyed partially by your DNA, we'll continue on. Yeah.

So Lenny comes and the daughter's like, oh my God, it's Danny. And Lenny tells us how being a dad's everything he ever wanted. It's just like he imagined. And he's like, you know what? Lisa is saying, well Logan wants a little brother. He's always asking for a little brother. And then he's like, and that's why you don't listen to six year olds. And so Lisa and Lenny are going to be going to their annual European vacation without the kids to Santa Pay. And Mariana's like, oh Lisa, you never mentioned how was your trip?

Was that a prostitute retreat? Please tell me more about it. And Lisa says, oh God, that was a trip from hell. Oh, well how nice. That's where you'll be going. So glad you had fun. And that's what I called when I went to your wedding Mm-hmm and Lisa's like I mean would you go to a place where you didn't know you're sleeping arrangement?

No, I don't like that No, I was trying to come up with some Marina joke. I just couldn't do it Ronnie Don't have those Marina jokes slamming the Marina Marina jokes weren't firing off for me at that moment. So Lisa is going off as she had to share a bed. And there were three people in the room. And Lenny's like, I do it. Jesus, as long as two of them weren't you. And she's like, you would share a bed with three guys because it's happened. And she goes, oh my god, you guys are making me feel like an asshole, which I'm glad it finally happened.

I'm glad after all these years it finally happened. At least I finally realized she's an asshole. And he's like, but honey, you've got to live in the real world, okay? And she's like, but we don't live in the real world. Which I think is like, I love that she sees herself. She doesn't try to fake shit. She's like, we're rich. Why would I have to live in the real world? So then she's like, well, you know what they say? That husbands marry their mothers, men marry their mothers.

And he goes, oh my god. Well, you are just like my mother. I mean, you both think someone's out to get you all of the time. You're both difficult as fuck. I never realized I was so slutty. She's like, do you have anything good to say about me? I mean, aren't there good parts about it about me? He's like, you're a wreck.

She's like, you did that, Lenny, anything else? Yes. He's like, just pass, please pass. Shoot somebody else, please. Marina is so not happy to think of Lisa as the younger version of herself. Marina hates that so much. Yeah.

And then, a Bugatti drives up. And it's LOSER PIPIN! Out for Girls Night! And guess who dances in? Kiki. Because that's what she does. She's like, it's Kiki. It's Kiki.

Kiki is like, it's Girls Night out. We're going to talk about boys. And you know, you dress on point? LOSER, you know, it's fun to say tonight. We're going to meet some cute guys, right? Because that's the other thing that Kiki wants. Like, on vacation, Larsa. You know, it's fun to say tonight, we're going to meet some cute guys, right? Cause that's the other thing that Kiki wants. Like on vacation, the Hamptons, all Kiki wants it was to meet some hot guys.

She's like, I am the hottest fuck. We're in a place with like, hot rich guys. Please, someone find me a hot guy. Can we find me a hot guy, please? And of course, the Hamptons, they like, the farthest they got out of that place was going to the roof for Lars' influencer event.

And Lars is like, well, I'll help you get some guys, but I'm not really looking. She's like, but you're the one getting a divorce. And she's like, I don't pursue guys. I mean, you could be 30, you could be 75, just be with the person who makes you feel best, you know? And then she goes, and then they're talking about like Lars' dating athletes. And she's like, well, it's not that I'm

necessarily like athletes, but I do like guys that are bosses. So then I can complain that they're bosses in our relationship. And she says, I don't like athletes. They like me. So did she say that? Yeah. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, I mean, I guess that's my lifestyle. And the producer goes, could you remind me what Malik? Malik, it auto corrected to males. I was like, what?

What males is known for? It's a remind me what males are known for. Thanks, thanks Siri. Got me another. Be cool. You got me a be cool again. So she, um, he's known as my past. I don't even want to look back because like looking back. Messes up my hair. Yeah, so Malik was the basketball player that I guess she was dating him. This was one of her little like scandals that barely penetrated pop culture. I don't know if he was married or she was married. They both were married, but that barely penetrated pop culture. I don't know if he was married or she was married, they both were married, but it was a thing that was exciting for some people.

So I've got a good Larissa Lars. What is wrong with me today? I've got a good day. We're going very smartly. It's a whole hard labor. We're ramping up. We're ramping up. I've got a good Larissa article later for you. You're going to love it. And by later, I mean in three paragraphs of news coming up on crap is Larsa more Larsa so then Adriana comes in and

basically they're like wow you look great I mean she's like you look happy and Adriana goes, it's called little fingers. Oh my god. And Lysa's like, oh wow, there you go. Yeah. And then the waiter comes by to take an order. And Kiki is like, I would like two dicks on a plate, please. Make it three. Make it three. I was like, wow, Kiki is really, she's really ready to go.

She's rare and defined some of that D. And Adriana, who's made this mistake and actually had penises served to her on plates, goes, but attached to the person, please. Oh, okay, thanks. Glad you clarity. We thought you wanted a dismembered penis on the plate. Sorry.

The waiter was just about to bring you a penis and some french fries. Really glad you said something about that. So she's like, I have a theory. Main with big head, big foot, big hands. You know it's gonna be big. Wow, what a bombshell theory, Adrienne. I've never heard that before.

Right? She's really blowing all our minds. And so then, so she says this whole thing. And then Larsa goes, well, your boyfriend looks little as hell. It's like, wow, Larsa. That's like, most people would find that to be a pretty rude thing to say. But Adriana takes it and stride at least for right now.

And she's like, well, maybe I like little, maybe I like little. Yeah, and Larsa's like, um, TMI. Lady, you're promoting your fucking only fans. You're going all the back jerking off to your feet. Can you get over yourself? I know. TMI.

So then Adrianna tells us, oh, when I go to the gynecologist, you know what she does? She uses, you know, the baby spatula, you know, like the baby spatula. And she's like, you know, the thing, you know, opens up the vagina, you know, the little spatula, you know, like the baby spatula. And she's like, you know, the thing, you know, opens up the vagina, you know, the little one, the little like, like, she just starts illustrating it for us. Yeah. So then it's later in the night and Keke's like, tell me what you find attractive in them. I'll talk about what I find attractive, which of course we never get to. And Larza says, tall dark and handsome. And then Kiki says, name some names. Come on, name some

names. And Adriana says, oh, you and Kanye West, what happened with them, by the way? What happened with the Kardashians? And I think you had to just full on nosy and I totally appreciate it. Yeah. And so Adriana tells us it's a mystery still they have downfall. I think us Larsa can be judgmental or there's a situation with Kristin Kylie and Larsa was in the middle. I'm searching for an answer but she's not giving it to me. I think the downfall was that the Kardashians realized they were hanging out with Larsa Pipin and we're like, Oh, wait, why? Bye. So, Lauren, she's like, why did he tweet Larsa in that tweet? What was that about?

And Larsa's telling us, bitch, I don't even know what happened. I was Kim's best friend and I was friends with Kanye and like, I saw everything. So I took a beating because I saw everything. And that was basically the demise of our friendship because I knew too much. So I was a problem. So they would kill you. Okay. What did you do?

Laura says just all too happy to elevate herself up into the stature of being relevant in this group of people. Like she was one of the many hangarons that we hear about coming in and out of that group because I'm not, I don't follow Kardashian gossip very closely, but you hear little things here and there, names that conflittering through our lives.

And she, to me, she just was like another one that just sort of like latched on where she could, and then she was disposed of, which makes sense. And she's just really trying to elevate herself onto this level where she is really like a major player in Kardashian drama. You were not, Larza. You're just there. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a Krapins commercial. Well, do you want to hear? This is from Elle Magazine. OK. Oh, do you? So it's a big long article. So I won't read the whole thing, but some of it's just so funny Okay, so the entire Kardashian family unfollowed longtime friend Pippin on Instagram in July sparking speculation about drama brewing

Kanye West tweeted about Pippin writing Laza Hmm, emoji before later deleting it Sort a source spoke to entertainment tonight about what happened, at least from the family's perspective. Larsa and the Kardashian sisters aren't friends anymore and they have grown apart. The Kardashians felt Larsa wasn't bringing the best energy to their friendships and slowly drifted.

No one has negative feelings towards one another, but they didn't see a reason to continue to stay close. And by the way, nothing happened between Larsa and Tristan continued the source. So then we get to Larsa. Pipin blamed West for the family joining against her. Kanye has literally brainwashed the whole family into thinking, I don't even know what. I don't even know.

He talks so much about me being this and that and this and that. Wait, this and that and this and that. Isn't this like perfect, Lars' quote? I mean, it's ex-wisey. No way, just wait. It says ex-wisey. And I swear this is a quote. Kanye used to call me four, five, six o'clock in the morning.

I was the person that would take his calls when he wanted to rant. I would listen to him. I would be like, I love you. You're the best. Things will get better. I would just go to your person to call when he wasn't happy with XY and Z. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, Lars said that was you putting on his music at 4 in the morning. It's not the same thing. Maybe because I blocked him on my phone because I couldn't bear taking his calls anymore.

Like I can't. I'm drained. So I blocked him on my phone. Obviously, that really upset him. So he turned that into, oh, she's this and that. That's a new iteration of XYZ. This and that, iteration of XYZ. This and that, next XYZ.

The Kardashians all started to write his wave. Like if you're that easily swayed like the wind, then do I really give a fuck? Like should I give a fuck? I don't know. Was they hurt by it? Yes, but at the same time, I'm like, I've done nothing. I've never done one thing. I've been the most honest and truthful friend to all of them.

She continues on that she dated Thompson before Chloe did, but did not have an affair with him while he and Chloe were together. Thompson would go on to cheat on Chloe multiple times, including what she was pregnant with her daughter, true. Last, you gotta love it. Having a baby with a cheater and then naming it true. And also, Larsa was

continues to be married to Scotty Pippen, right? Yes. Yes, good point. There's so much in here. What a great resume. Right. I have the best dress of a No, last year has so many accomplishments. This and that next YZ Who last year Thompson cheated with Kylie Jenner's best friend Jordan Whizz causing the family to drop wood stew. Chloe and Thompson have recently begun dating again. Okay, so she says, I was seeing him. I had come to... I had him come to LA.

I brought him to a party Kim had. I introduced him to all of them and then like a week later or 10 days later, he started seeing Chloe, which is fine. Like, I don't even care. It's whatever. I'm the type of person that doesn't chase what's not for me. I will never chase a man. I will never put a leash on a man. I don't do that. I feel like that you'd be great.

If you want to be with other people, go ahead. I'm great by myself. It's also worth noting that Thompson left his pregnant ex-girlfriend Jordan Craig when he started dating Chloe. Okay, okay. So you're saying that you were just, you were cheating with this guy first before Chloe was cheating with him. Yeah. Right. Literally, XYZ and this and that and this and that.

This is a big this and that. That was almost a that and that. That was a big one. That was, you know, I just, so lately, you know, Kanye West kind of drives me nuts. Like I have a whole thing. Like I think, I think it's annoying that every time, like Kanye West is like problematic as fuck these days.

And I have a whole thing where I noticed that whenever, you know, people go in on him for being problematic or just doing like some shit that's like, you're like deranged right now, the way doing like some shit that's like you're like deranged right now the way you're like harping out like you're going after women so aggressively and people are like you know he is a musical genius but I'm like you know we don't have to say that anymore we all know it like I feel like I bothers me anyway I'm just going out of side rant now I apologize but what I really want to say is that lately, he's been going nuts on Pete Davidson on his Instagram.

And he keeps putting up these memes that are like, fuck Pete Davidson, because Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian have some sort of thing. And he recently put up some sort of Photoshop thing where it was like Kanye and Julia, the woman he's dating and some other of his friends and I was like Kanye and like, and like Julia, the woman he's dating and like some other, like of his friends and I was like versus Pete Davidson and Kid Cudi because he's mad at Kid Cudi now. And I think he's mad at Billy Eilish.

It was like this weird Photoshop thing. And I, the, all I could think of during this entire scene was, God, Larissa probably was like, I was hoping that she would make it onto that Photoshop. She was like, I sit up for Ken, Kanye, during real househouse on Miami, I'll get on the poster, I'm gonna get on the poster. Yeah, nope, sorry.

Nope, sorry. Oh gosh, so Adriana, so Laura says, like, Adriana, why don't we talk about you, this and that XYZ. So Adriana's like, oh, okay, well, I saw Kanye's dick before. He's big, he's big, it's big and thick. Like, a one of even fit on a plate

if it had been served on one with his body attached. So and Kiki's like, how did you saw it? And she says, arc the vassal. I went to restroom. I opened the door and he's pink. He's pink right there in the restroom. I'm like, bark. Someone is being in the restroom. And Larsa is like, what the fuck is Adriana talking about? Which is a fair question because it's like, how do you just walk into a bathroom or

a condi-wet's in there and he doesn't have security like blocking you from just going in there, right? So Larsa, of course, uses this as a chance to elevate her stature. She goes, um, I'm not bringing up your friends or your old friends. So maybe you shouldn't bring up my friends. Yeah. And she goes, yeah, I've known Kanye for a long time. So I don't like this story. Great. Larza has been the great Kanye West defender. Yeah. But by the way, this story is actually complimentary to Kanye West, by the way. It's just, this is just Larsa being like, I'm famous. You can't talk about things because I'm more famous in here. It's just such a Larsa thing.

But also Adriana so off the rails for no reason too. It cracked the whole thing was cracking me up. So Adriana's like, I'm just telling her how I saw his dick. And she goes, I don't believe this story Adriana She goes I swear but I swear to you. I swear I saw his dick She's like I hate this about you sometimes Adriana like you just do dumb shit She goes I don't know dumb shit. She goes no, I don't talk about your friends or your husbands So don't talk about people. I know kids that I know and families that I know

I'm like what kids who's talking about people I know, kids that I know, and families that I know. And I was like, what kids? Who's talking about kids? And Adrianna tells us, she had no problem discussing Kim Sandley, like back in 2011. I was like, oh my god, Adrianna, you love that Adrianna is just Googling everything that she's gonna hold against Larsa this whole season, you know? Like, you're holding onto a tweet from 2011. Come on. And Larson also

had no problem. And this is brought up later, but Larson had no problem immediately saying that Adriana's boyfriend's penis is probably small. So I don't know. Well, in her defense, I think she was saying guys, guys who are big have big dicks and she's saying then yours must be small because you're dating a small guy, which is still fucking rude, but that's the true. The point of this is like a boundary guy. Which is still fucking rude, but that's the kind of move. The point is there's a boundary issue. It's rude, period, I guess. It's rude, period.

That might be true, by the way, but it's a boundary issue. And now, I hate when people are like, they have inconsistent rules about boundaries. Yes. So Lars is like, change the subject. I saw it with my own eyes. I thought to him.

I thought to him. And she's like, okay, fine, chill. And she goes, don't threaten me, Larza. Keep it respectful. I am keeping respectful. She goes, it's not a joke to talk about someone's husband. It's not funny. Larza, the moral authority again. Right. And so respectful of marriages. That's what Cracket came to. Like you can't talk about someone's husband, very respectful of relationships over there, Larza. So Adriana's like, they're the worst.

I saw his dick, who cares? And she's like, then tell the story when I'm not around. Okay, tell the story when I'm not around. And Adriana's like, why? Most people at this point would have actually just dropped it. They would have thought, Larson would take this, they would have dropped it. But like, Adriana's like very determined

to tell broadcast this story about the time she ran into Kanye West while he was being. So Larson's like, just tell the story when I'm not around. And Giki's like, we came here to have fun, but stop it. Why are we doing this? Hot guys, kaka! Oh my god. Well, listen, I can tell a story of my life

and he's a public figure. She's like, everyone in my life is a public figure, Adriana. At literally everyone in my life is a public figure, okay? Because you so obnoxious. Like the only way you can like, one up someone saying that the, like, running into Kanye, peeing in a bathroom at our bottle is the story of their life is

to say that everyone in your life is a public figure. God that's annoying enough when actual famous people like when people who are famous for actually doing something talk like this it's annoying enough. But when people like Larsa talk like this, like, oh, God, honey, give back the Oscar for blind side. You didn't earn it. Okay, Sandra, sit down. So, Adriana is like, I don't know why she's taking it so personally, has she seen it? Does she want it?

So that's Adriana now trying to like start the rumor mill on E over there, but like Larsa is losing her mind and Kiki is like, it sounds like something deeper is happening. How did we get to this? Then Adriana goes, you started Larza. Yeah, it's something threatening me. That's Adriana's other big thing is trying to make it that Larza's threatening her. So Adriana's, Larza's like, you know what, I'm done with her because she's disrespectful and appropriate. And I don't want to hear anything she has to say. She goes, you're inappropriate.

You, you're addicts. Lard says like, what have I done? She goes, just right now, Lard says, I'm not threatening you. I'm telling you, be respectful because I know you think you're crazy. But if you take it to 100, I take it to 200. This and that XYZ. And Adriana goes, I can take you down, bitch. I can take it to 2000, okay? Don't talk about Andre 2000 or Andre 3000. Whatever 1000 he is, don't talk about him because he's someone that I have a CD of and that means he's in my life and he's a public figure. And Adrianna screaming now. It's my fucking life, beach my life!

It's President screaming, screaming, and she goes, and stop saying you pay for shit. And Lars is like, but it was my trip, like somehow they've gotten onto that. Yeah. So now Lars gets up and walks off like, how dare she talk about a child, you know, so she leaves and then Kiki's like what just happened and They're basically trying to figure it out right so then Kiki gets up No, no one gets up. She's asking a drone if she's okay, and she's like no, I was trying to eat Like it escalated in such a strange way and so quickly where they were just like screaming and it just like got onto like several different subjects all at once and then it was just over. Yeah, Lars had just walked off right. So then Gurdie is, oh my gosh, okay. So then we go into Gurdie's party.

And she's like, fancy, fancy, hello. I need this done like now. Okay. You know what? Give me some champagne. Is the champagne cold because I need cold champagne. I like it chilly straight Please, you know what? Move the couch. Move the couch. Oh, you know what? Darling pour me a glass of champagne too You do it too. I just want to see who's first. You do it then you do it. It's very hard having these many people work for you And then like when she asked the guy for glasses champagne the guy pours the glass of champagne on his forehead. I was like, you know what, sir, this is unnecessary. Okay, you can take your little cocktail, cocktail, you know, ode to cocktail the movie and stop this right now.

I'm just like so annoyed. Why are you doing that? Why are you pouring my champagne on your forehead right now? Yeah, got it. Got it in that living. Someone's going to watch this and be like, Oh my God, I want that guy to poor champagne on his forehead at my party. It's true. So, um, Gertie wants to raise $25,000 for this event, which is great. And for some reason, it made me think

back to Atlanta season one. Totally. Did you have that thought? you? Yes, I thought about it so long. Designing. I'm having a fundraiser and I'm gonna raise $97 million. She had a fundraiser and living room with like 20 people. It was like, my goal is to raise $2 million. That's a forgotten quirk from Atlanta that we should always remember. Oh, I always will. So first thing I thought of too. But Gerdy has a more reasonable goal, okay? Yes. So then, her dad comes,

her dad has flown in to come, and he's really proud of her, you know, and him and Russell tell her how proud they are that she's doing all of this stuff. And she's like, don't make me cry, guys. Don't make me cry. I said don't make me cry. You know what?

If you're gonna make me cry, move over there. Okay, I'm moving my father to the right. Can we get some orange juice for my father? Not on your forehead please, do it on your elbow this time. Look at him, he's pouring his orange juice on his elbow. Amazing. Tears, okay, I don't have too many tears. Okay, tears, I want you to get together

and move the couch, okay? Tears, move the couch, I had tears. I had tears, I put little hats on the tears because the tears have pimples. Okay, great to fight. So everyone starts arriving for this party and, you know, here comes Mary's song. Hi girl. Hi girl.

Hi girl. Hi girl. And the girl's kind of cold shoulder her, right? Because it's Nicole and it's like the new Jen cast and they're kind of cold-soldering her and she's I'm just reading over about Marisol. Marisol goes, Marisol responds to him and she goes, well she's wounded, I got it. Yeah, let me move my straw up and down a few times to show how I totally got it. It's very liberating to me and I don't let things bother me and one day in the cold will not let things bother her.

But she's so sad because you did this to yourself getting iced out because you're and I don't let things bother me. And one day Nicole will not let things bother her. But she's so sad because you did this to yourself, getting iced out because you're in asshole and nobody trusts you. And all you do is walk around licking Alexi's butt hole the whole time. You were so pathetic. And I'm so glad you're showing yourself to be this pathetic, uh, because it's cracking hip, but it does really affect her. Because she's like, I can't, but I'm liberating because I'm over. It does really affect her because she's like, I can't, but I'm liberating because I'm older.

It's like the saddest draw ever, you know? Like what for like her moving that straw up and down is like the equivalent of like watching diagnosis murder. She's like, well, I'm old now. So this is my CBS Friday night moving a straw up and down. So let's see, see, Kiki comes. It does a great entrance, good Kiki entrance. She's like, hi girls, it's me, Kiki.

And then Alexia comes and she tells us how Gurdie is always throwing fabulous events, you know, and it's always perfect. And that's why I've hired her to plan my wedding. Yes, Alexia. I didn't realize she was having a wedding and that's why I've hired her to plan my wedding. Yes, Alexia. I didn't realize she was having a wedding, that's so funny. Yes, it's so easy. But we do learn that they are going to be having a bachelor at party

and it's going to be at the Versace Mansion, that's going to be a slumber party. So, I mean, look, slumber parties have worked historically very well with this cast and the Versace Mansion is famously not known for any sort of drama so I think it'll be great. Right, so then the Adriana of course starts gossiping with Mary Saul. She's like tell me I'm reading a thing. So she's like well you know I was telling Larsa that I went into the bathroom and I saw Kanye with being so I you know what I saw his documentation being. So I, you know what, I saw his documentation. That's what I told her. And it's like, you mean his penis?

Is that what you're trying to say? Yes, and his penis was limp, but it was big. Marisol goes, I'm speechless right now. I wish I had a straw to do the emoting for me. So then Gerdy comes over to Adrian and she's like, Oh my god, Adrianna, I'm obsessed with your dress. It's very retro. Your boobs are out. What are you talking about? What were you talking about right now? And she's like, Oh, the drama with Lars. And Gerdy says, Oh, yeah, I don't even think she's coming. And she's, and her journey goes, She's not, she's like, she's not

here. Is she here? There's a party going. Yeah, this is Larza, okay. It could be tomorrow morning and Larza will still show up. Like, hi, I'm here for my gift bag. Hi, I had to leave a party with public figures to come to this one with non-public figures. Mm-hmm. I had a very difficult time watching the movie Hidden Figures

because I'm really not about figures that are not known to the public. Plus the math. No, it's math. Plus space, what is that? So everybody is getting seated for this fashion show. And of course, a gurdy is like, need a seat? Who needs a seat?

Take a seat. Take a seat right there. You need a seat? Take a seat. There's the chair. Hey, chair, you know what? Help yourself and let someone's butt into you. Okay. Okay. Everybody hear me? Bartender. Bartender. Okay, take that seat off of your forehead. Okay, give it to someone. Somebody's gonna sit down. Okay, great.

So we see a fashion show. This is a big fashion show. It's actually a good fashion show. Yeah, it was a nice fashion show with Haitian designers and I kind of thought that the episode was gonna end on this like Uplifting note of You know like at the end of the day everyone came together for gurlis So we see this and it's like oh, this is nice. Well, this is a nice way to end a show But no no the show continues on yeah, she's like I just wanted to do good by my family Thank you for coming everyone and Julie is like I have brought eggs She's like okay okay, please.

Please. Eggs for Haiti. So then it's a very nice moment. It's very nice. And then after the fashion show, it's just like a party. And there's dancing. And I love Alexia. She's some random girls dancing.

She goes, oh, I can't put the girl so thirsty. I'm like, you were on a reality show, man. You're literally standing by the front door of the party waiting to have a fight on camera with somebody. I mean, come on. So she's telling Alexie, she says, oh, Alexia, do you know what Lars I did? It was Girl's Night and Lars I freaked out on me for no reason at all. And Alexie says, for no reason whatsoever, I can't come on. Come on. And she's like, well, you know what? It was about honest,

penis size. So then downstairs, Larsa shows up, of course. And Adriana is like, and I'm saying, like, you know, what, what did I do? I just talked about his penis size. And Alexia's like, oh, well, you know, I already know, like Larsa, I feel like you should have like a conversation with her, you know, and Larsa walks into the party and then she tells us, are you fucking kidding me? The first person I see is the last person I want to see. It's not even a public figure. It's Adriana.

Dun dun dun. So she comes in and hugs Alexia and Adriana is like, well, well, well, look who the cat tracked in and decided to grace us withana is like well, well, well, look who the cat tracked in and decided to grace us with her presence even though the party is already over. I would appreciate if you didn't mention the cat in the hat because that's actually like a very important cat in my life. And actually, I don't know if you know this, but Dr. Seuss based the cat in the hat off of Con game West.

So I just think it would be like kinder if you just didn't mention the cat at all. I gave him the eggs. Okay, Julia. By the way, they were going to wear a mask. Way to go. Larsa bit been missing the entire fashion show for a charity fundraiser for Haiti. That's so rude. So Larsa. So then she comes in and she's like, oh, say you remember calling me a bitch right, Adriana? Just no, I remember you threatening me. And she's like, I did not. I just got mad because you brought up something very, very hurtful to me, you know, like many of your friends are on Wikipedia. All of my friends are on Wikipedia. I mean, you brought up this and that.

You brought up X, Y and Z. I don't wanna say it, but you also mentioned RST, L and E. I was very disturbing. And Adriana's like, Kanye West penis. Like, why is he hurtful to you? Like, what do you have to do with his penis? I love that line. Kanye West penis, how is that hurtful to you?

Lars is like I just don't want to talk about it. Okay, and So, you know, basically they're just here we go. They're gonna start fighting right so Adriana's ready to go off and Lexi's like, but come on. You have to respect her feelings Adriana and Lars is like I would never ever do that to you Adriana and Adriana is like you were threatening me it's like I was not okay you should look up the definition of threatening well you told me you can go from 0 to 100 and I can go from 0 to 200 and because you were yelling at me I said are you threatening me well would you be comfortable about someone you know family member that, that your kid and her kids played together, his husband's penis? I was like, what are you talking about, Larsa? Like her sentence, like barely, like didn't

even, she just was then just, it was a word scramble at that point. It's kind of hard to rewind on peacock, you know, the way that the player is set up, like you think you're pressing rewind, but it just moves the cursor over. So every time I rewind, I go click and then I click it again, and then it rewinds it like seven minutes. So I kept trying to rewind, but I couldn't get it. But this is the three times I watched it. It goes, would you be comfortable with someone talking about someone's family,

member who you and her kids went to school together and play together? Is husband's penis? The apostrophe S husband's penis at the end of that sentence is hilarious to me. Would you be comfortable going to Starbucks and ordering a venti macchiato's husband's penis? I don't think so. And Lars is like, would you be comfortable with some? Oh yeah.

So Adriana's like, why are you saying kids? There were no kids involved in this. And so then Lars, I tell all the other ladies who are of course gathered around, you know, Mary So it's just sitting there with her straw like, aren't you? And Lars says, I'm just saying like for me, there's some stuff that are like off limits, right? Guys, talk to me. You are talking to me. Look at me and talk to me right now. Adriana, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not used to being in situations where when I tell people I'm not comfortable with this conversation that they disregard that.

Adriana, oh because you're queen B. Your queen B shows I am queen B. Yes, yes, thank you. Why, why, Marse, why are you queen B? Because I respect myself. Well, I respect myself too. You're saying you're better than me. That's how I feel. This is all about Kanye West penis everyone. Kanye West penis announced being fought over at a Haitian a fundraiser for Haitian schools and children and Adriana is just doing anything she can to fight like she's gonna She's gonna find fault with I, she's already done the your threatening me, but then Laura's like, but then you're bringing kids into it,

which no one did that either. Class. Yeah, and then Adriana's like, well, that's how you act. You always, you're always treating everyone like their second class citizens. And she goes, that's how you feel. Well, you make me feel like that.

And so she's like, well, I've known Larza for 10 years. And right away, she was sure to let me know that she was married to a very rich, famous guy and that implied that she's better than me. And that she can afford a braid crown that matches her actual hair. Well. And Larza's like, I show you nothing but love, respect, and how to log on to only fans, okay? And she's like, no, because the moment I mentioned Kanye,

Wes, you triggered, you changed. And she's like, oh my God, you are such a psycho. You called me a bitch and I never called you one thing. I just imagine Adriana going through a people magazine furious, like, oh, you think you're better than me, huh? Oh, that's good. Yeah, she does win think you're better than me, huh? Yeah, she went. Oh, Kate wins.

Let's look. She's better than me. Okay. When's in the reader? Oh, you think I don't read. Is that what you're saying? I'm on a GK. Kate wins that.

I don't think so. I don't think so. Beelow just perked up for a little Kate wins at talk. He was like, finally, I'm talking about something I get behind. Be. He was like, I've been working on my mirror of Eastown accent. Okay. So she's like, whatever aggression you have towards the Kardashians. And she's, I don't have a question towards anyone Adriana, including you. Okay. All because you said my dates, penis, a small. That's in your head. You're the victim and then she's like we don't have you know what we don't have to be at the same table I'll be at one side and you'll be at the other side and I don't have to hear it

Yeah, she's like you can talk about anyone's penis and I don't have to hear it She's all you're so prudent aren't you aren't you Larsa? Hey, Drona tells us for somebody with such a dicey history and so much negative press around her name, that she still passes judgment, rumor has it she's dating some young guy almost as old as her son, that she was hooking up with future,

and that she was supposedly married, and I don't understand how you could be so shady. She's just gonna spread all the gossip. Adriaana has been waiting for this one. This must be around the time that they were like, Adriaana, I think you're just gonna spread all the gossip. Adriana has been waiting for this one. This must be around the time that they were like, uh, Adriana, I think you're just gonna be a friend of. Cause she is like going to all day. She's blazing all guns, right?

So Lars is like, she's a wrap. I'm sorry, say it. I just had dragging future into it. I know, no kidding. You're not allowed to bring up the past. And the future Lars really upset me. I know, no kidding. You're not allowed to bring up the past. And the future, Lars, really upset me. So, Lars is like, she's just a rational, you know,

and Julia, if, look, Julia, if you don't like someone talking about your friend, I mean, I wouldn't do that to you, Julia. I wouldn't do that to you. Yeah, and Yeah, she just like I don't put people in weird situations now come on let's look at my feet on only fans hold on one second So then Gerdy is Gerdy tells us Larser came to my event pretty late and did not even balance any champagne on her forehead or move a couch Okay, and there's a time and place for everything like said, bouncing champagne on your head, which is now, okay? And this night is definitely not the night. It shows me, you know what it shows me a lot, it shows me a lack of respect,

it shows me non-girdified. Mmm, that's not the Girdified. So it ends with Adriana's stopping out of there, so mad. But there only place to go is this little tiny balcony overlooking a freeway. So it just ends with Adriana overlooking the freeway. Like I'm so mad right now. I don't get to tell the story of my life, which is involved seeing Kanye West penis. Oh yeah.

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