Watch What Crappens - #1695 Summer House: Hello Mya Name Is...

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

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Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cupi from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I have cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cr Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappings. The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about. Oh, Neil Braves.

I'm Ronnie, guess who I'm with today. His name is Ben. He's a sweet little man, Dukeler. Hello, Ben. Oh, hi, how are you? Good, how are you doing today, Ben? You be. Just doing great things.

What's new with you, Ronnie? I'm recovering from real conversations being held on Summer House. Not really expecting that. I know. I actually got emotional when I was watching Summer House. I was like, is this something that can physically happen to a person getting emotional while watching Summer House?

I know. Thought provoking in Summer House. Do they go together? I don't know. It was a good episode though. So yes, as you've probably gathered, summer house day, okay? Yeah, it's miles. But before we get to that, this is on demand today. It's our second on demand video in a row. You can find those on Patreon. Yesterday, we did Real Housewives of Miami. And guess why? It's because we're going to be on

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Yeah, were you gonna mention, did you mention, sorry, I zoned out for a second, did you mention that, we're recapping New Jersey on Friday and Los Angeles? I did. I did count the end of Diego. Yes. Oh, look at that. Well, then there's really nothing left to say, except thank you

all for for for being here. Yeah, thanks, God. The end of the episode. Bye. So is this a middle of the season episode? Because they acted like it in the beginning. They had a really long previously. They did.

I noticed that the previously was very long. I think that there just was not a lot that happened this episode, so they sort of were like, okay, so we can save a few minutes of content because really the episode was very, it was very much just like watching people having a weekend and it wasn't until the end when something sort of

significant happened, well, it's not that something in scene if it happened earlier, but like there was sort of like a more of a dramatic scene at the end. So I think that they were just kind of padding out their hour with a very long previously. Well, there you go. Let's see. Let's see.

Let's see how it goes for us, okay? So we start with Luke. Luke has just gotten there and he's outside making a fire, you know, having outdoors, man. That's what I do. You know, I'm going to make this fire. And if it's a good day, I'm going to tap that tree. Get it. And then meanwhile in a closet, somewhere in the house, just your... Because it's, uh, Pajanandrea are making out. And you know, because there's a arrow and it says page and Andrea. And then we get the summer house. And then like they're still making out.

Whoever is doing that arrow work, this is they're really in the pocket right now. I mean, this is, summer house is really probably the best arrow Kyron work we see on Bravo all year long. And they are just like, there was a big moment last week when Carl was sitting behind the dresser. And they were like, that to point to his legs and be like, Carl, Carl, it's Carl. And I like that it looks like it's kind of in the iPhone picture markup area. When you say markup, you know, yeah, that very sad

that very sad selection of like that said suite of options for people on the iPhone to mark up like because you go from Instagram, which has like fun stuff. And then you go to Apple and their markup options are like a very thin pencil that you have to press really hard for people to see. Oh God. Or then if you type something on it and then you press anything else, it's like, whoop, can't type again, can't edit that typing. We're on a total. Or when you go to crop something,

but you kind of miss the crop thing since you draw a weird red line across it. Like a mom. Classic Apple market. It's like a mom sending her first 10,000 screenshots. Why do I have an X through my face? Thanks mom. Okay, so mark up thoughts out of the way. So then, um, so Lucas making a fire outside, right? So then Kyle and Alex come out and they start making

s'mores and they're like, bro, yeah, bro, look at this more, bro. And then it just cuts to look like, wow, well, thanks for keeping me out of this after I just made a fire be in the outdoorsy one here. It's great I hope you enjoy your indoor your indoor people thinking some more people And then Sierra by the way has a real bombshell Observation she goes it feels like Carl is missing like cuz he is Sierra He's not here. Please don't have children anytime soon. She's just like waiting for the arrow.

She's like, I've been looking around the house all day long and I still haven't gotten the ding! Carl. She gets home from the mall and she's like, wait a minute, I think the kids are missing. They're at the mall, Sierra. Okay, you need to be a little more on the mall. She goes, Kevin!

So, um, uh, so then Maya wants a snack. Oh, I do want to follow up last week. I feel like it's very important in the, in the, in this episode. In this episode, last week I was like, is it Maya or Mia? I can't remember. So now I feel incredibly guilty about my pond drinks from last week. And I want you to say it is Maya It is Maya. I have learned my lesson and I'm sorry Maya

for calling you Mia. So Maya's like You know she's talking about how they had such a good time at my at Amanda's birthday party But you know she wasn't really into Lindsay saying that she couldn't come to the bar when she said, hey, can we all come to the bar with you? And then she's like, oh, I mean, I know. Because there's a lot of stuff. I'm like, I'm on the list, but you're on the list, and I'm going to go get some dick. Yeah, I love that Lindsay, like a hot woman who's on TV is like not gonna have any sway

to get a third person into whatever bar in the Hamptons has a list. Come on. Right, but Maya was saying can everybody come, right? She's like, can you all come? It's like, no, I'm getting some dang. But she's, you know, hasn't really bonded with anybody yet. So she's like in her feelings about it.

And she's like, especially when I'm trying to navigate my single life. I mean, she's single. Like, let's be women to brute for each other. Right. And then we see a real quick clip of Lindsay and Danielle at this bar just like, woo, which I'm like, I think that actually Maya

wound up with a better end of that deal. You know, she could have been there some, you know, like Rusty's of Montauk, or being like, she'll not at home. She could have been there like Danielle, hiding behind potted plants with Lindsay, trying to spy on guys at the bar who were never gonna call her back.

Or she could have been enjoying herself at home with some snacks in bed, you know? Yeah, I think that she got the better end of the deal. Yeah. So now it's 2 a.m. and Kyle and Amanda are in bed. And Amanda is now clearly feeling better about her birthday, because this is still her birthday. And I, and she's like, oh Kyle,

this is so much more fun than being at a club. We're here in a bed. And I'm like sort of crying, but not crying. And you're here not drinking or seeing people. Isn't this more fun than a club Kyle? I was like, uh, I mean, like it's obviously not. And she's like, wait, are you going to bed Kyle? Are you gonna stay up with me on my birthday?

You stay up by yourself until three in the morning. I mean, listen, Amanda's doing everything Kyle loves to do. They're wasted, they're eating wasted, falling asleep at the same time. And Kyle still doesn't want to be there. It's like she can't even make him happy doing exactly what he wants to do. Get out of this relationship. Man. Exactly. By the way, I'm sorry. I'm distracted by Bueller because I love this weird pose that Bueller, is this, does Bueller snap like that often where you just puts his head like vertically on a cushion Yeah, I mean, he'll map any sort of that's how he usually sits on me like he stares up at me. Oh, I ruined it

He heard he heard me. Sorry, I'm He knows his name under back. Sorry go back to staring at your blink blink blink blink go back to staring at your blink blink, blink, blink, blink, picture. You look, he's like, don't patronize me, don't. So, Peyton Sierra are talking and she's like, oh my God, I ain't never texted, crack back. And Sierra's like, wow, that's great. Can you believe I made that with Alex? I mean, he's just like so atyped and I'm like, not atyped. So, that's like crazy, right?

Yeah, they're basically just talking at each other. And Andrea enters, he's like, oh, I got to see my ladies. Oh, look how cute pages she's so in her little corner. Bidji, Bidji, Bidji. She's like doing, he's really pushing like the, I'm cute little Andrea, the model thing all episode long. He really is, but I don't really feel too bad for them because they're also both just using dudes for, you know, to like, waste, to make guys jealous that they like more, you know? Yeah. Like, um, we're saving this for a Southern term. So we'll just be in bed hoping for that to happen at some point while you guys try and act cute.

Yeah. So Sierra is talking more about Alex and she says, Alex is so attractive and he's so nice, but I need a sort of guy that's gonna take the bull by the horns and personality would be great to you and a lack of broccoli shaming would love that in a guy. Disostin really take the bull by the horns? I mean, is that really an, is it Austin? No one for taking the, I mean, wasn't his beer trot, wasn't the trot top thing a very long journey,

even when he had his parents when he'd spend on it. Yeah, I don't know if he takes the bull by the horns or he just speaks a lot of bull, but whatever it is, I think that Sierra is not being honest with herself. She doesn't need a guy to take the bull by the orange. She needs a guy that's just an asshole. Yeah. So, um, Andrea comes in and he's, he's, you know, oh, I'm so cute. Look at me. Remember, Vermont, and then he takes a little blanket shammy thing off the floor and throws it on the bed. He's like, what is it? It's throws it on the bed. He's like, what is this? Blink on the bed. Crazy.

And then Alex enters and he's like, does like a much worse version of what Andrey has. So he's like, I thought I was the only one awake. Like, hmm, do some blanket work next time. This is really not charming. We're gonna, okay, we're gonna throw a pillow on the floor, come back in and try again with the pillow, okay? So the guys leave so they can go to bed and Andrea's like, I wouldn't mind thus for being in that bed again. That was fun, pillow talk. So then Daniela Lindsey you're back and Lindsey is like, hello? When she walks in, which is like so Lindsey, hello?

And then this is her whole relationship to Lindsey and Danielle. Lindsay's like, oh my God, everyone's ignoring me. And Danielle is just dancing in her own head, eating pizza, right? And then Lindsay's like, oh my God, I'm in bad. And Danielle's like, what? Yeah, my God, my God, my God, I'm in bad. I'm like, I went there and I made an effort. She's like, how about we just sleep it off

and we'll revisit this tomorrow? Yeah, because that guy apparently had texted her and goes, he's done, can we be friends? I can't deal with you. And I'm like, okay, answer it's frustrating. And I think I cry when I'm frustrated. Uh, uh. Oh, Lindsey, Lindsey's gonna get friend-zoned

in every single episode of this season. I mean, this is a record. She is, it's like it's a revolving door of friendzones. So now it's the morning and everyone wakes up and Alex is gonna make a shitson of eggs, which I'm, I am like happy to see his progress moving away from ground turkey towards eggs. I mean, this is exciting. And, um, and then Sierra in bed, Sierra is like, can I say one thing

I'm gonna say page our TikTok. And then we see their TikTok because it's feel like, oh my god, it's so good. It's like, I call on her. And we see it. It's basically a generic TikTok of them dressed pretty and in white and then page covers the lens and then it comes back and they're dressed pretty in white but 90 style. I hate I hate the I hate this TikTok trend. It's like I hate. It's like wow guys look at me first you're gonna see me at my current way and then magic on my future way. I'm just for me they're the same. So that actually was how it. That's literally how mine would be. But, but I also like, first of all, this, their TikTok,

there was like a marginal difference between the before and the after, which I was like, this was not worth it. Second of all, I am really sick of like, let me cover the lens, or hey, let me fall into a chair, but by the time I land in the chair, I'm wearing a different outfit. It's like all of a sudden, the entire world has discovered the magic of pressing pause and an unpressing pause. Like, this is something we discovered in 1992

when we first, like, worked, you know, had proximity to a camcorder. Yeah, but hey, remember when we thought, like, it was so good. Jaws looked so real, you know. I mean, come on. Well, remember, do you remember the come on. It's a big thing. Well, I remember, do you remember the first time you played with a camcorder and then you would have like a moment where like you clearly like I did so many times, little skits with my friends where it's like,

oh my god, we're walking through the trees. Oh, and then it's press pause and then someone leaves the frame and then unpress pause. They disappeared. I know, but we're like so bad at it that the lighting had changed. The camera had moved a little bit. I was like, wow, I can't even press pause right. I suck. I was always a little bit in the background of two, one, go. But that's also how all of these TikToks are. There are a lot of real housewives where they're like, look at me,

just to my normal outfit. Now I'm in a ball gown, but they're always falling at the wrong time, you know? I'm like this, we're not centered properly. There's also that very awkward pressing start and pressing stop. Like every time the other day, I was scrolling through Instagram and I just saw an arm.

I was like, this is Lisa Rina. Because you never just have the dance. It's always like, and here I am pressing start and now I'm going to back up. And I will do my full video. The video is over, but now you have to watch me come back and press stop. Yeah. So, okay. Our TikTok was iconic.

God, that was a great TikTok hot take for both of us. Oh So if he just like you know it's wild and Kyle didn't get a birthday gift for Amanda like that was nuts and Sierra's like yeah, I was telling him like prior time She's yeah, I made a list of like 27 things to get her. I mean she's a saint And then we cut to Kyle who's like like, yeah, I'm feeling pretty guilty, pretty horrible. I mean, I still don't have anything to give her, but like today's her act, her, I'm choking on my colon first issue, guys.

I'm so sorry. Uh, uh, uh, uh, today's her actual birthday, and I'm gonna try to make it up for her. I love Kyle, is always acting like things have been done to him. He's like, I know it's like her Herbert Day, and I've fucked it up. Yeah, and no one feels sorry for you. Why are you acting like the victim here? So then it could, and also, you're not doing something.

Don't be, but also don't want to start up. You're not doing something for her by taking her to dinner. You eat anyway. Like, what are you talking about? It's not something special. But don't do a start up and then act like you don't know how to be like, interrupt it about something. Right, like the whole thing is if you're doing a startup,

you have all the answers, you have a vision, you know what to do, you know, like people are putting their money with you because they trust you, but then you can't even find a gift for your girlfriend. Oh, it gives you anxiety, come on. So Sierra and Amanda's just snoring. It's like we're feeling bad for Amanda, but then it just cuts to Amanda like, so it's one of the one times we see Amanda where she's not burping into the camera.

So that was good. It was the my scene for her. So then Paige and Sierra are in bed and Maya comes in and Paige goes, every time you come into our bed, I think you have something to tell us. She says, I don't. Okay, well, I'm trying to hint that when you come into our bed, I think you have something to tell us. And she goes, I don't. Okay, well, I'm trying to hint that when you come into our bed, you need to have something to tell us.

A sort of what our bed is, okay? Jump into our bed and you talk shit about somebody. So make something up. Yeah. Preferably if you don't have any content, you can always talk about Craig, Andrea, or our TikTok, which is iconic. So Andrea comes in with the coffee,

but he's only got two cups of coffee. And he's like, oh, I didn't know you were here. She's like, what else is new? You never know I'm here. He's like, oh, so strange that the pillow talks back. Anyway, he owns coffee for you too. And nothing for Maya, I won't even go down there as a a a a to know to divine that there'd be a third person in there. But he also could have said like, oh, okay, here you take, like, I'll be right back.

I'm gonna make you on. But you just like, oh, okay. So he's like, so page, how was I in your dream, huh? Did I look good? Yeah, you were actually wearing like a $5 Amazon costume piece from the 70s. Like, I mean, it was like a threase company. It was paisley silk. it was unbuttoned

all the way down to here, belly button. That's my daily room look. No. No. Please tell me it didn't pay full price for that. So, so then, Sierra's asking, um, page, if she's going to tell Craig that she hooked up with Andrea. I don't even remember what Pedro because I honestly can't,

I don't know if I could be bothered with this anymore. So then, um, I'm assuming she was like, no, I'm not gonna tell all of her. Whatever. She's like, now, if he doesn't want me and a hot Italian wants to tuck me in, good. I mean, do it for Rido style. Yeah, that's right. That's where I was like, I refuse to write this down. I refuse. I'm not write this down. I refuse.

I'm not doing this anymore. I refuse to indulge this. Well, you're gonna have a long episode. So Kyle and Andrea and Alex are in the pool. And Andrea is like, you know, when Craig's not here, now I get paid again. And I'm really enjoying her lips and her tongue. And Kyle goes, ah you guys are like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, tongue last night and I'm not against a relationship but I hope soon or later to have someone in my life to to step into my life and to change it in a good way and if I don't do anything soon if I can't do anything to get pagey back then I'm going to resent it for the rest of my life I go okay settle down sir. I want you to get someone to step into your life and change it in a good way too It's therapist. Okay. Here's a quick answer. Exactly. So now they're all getting ready to go to beach

and Lindsay of course like, look is what are you gonna wear? Look is like, I mean, we're going to the beat. I'm gonna wear swim shorts. Is that really what you wanted to ask? No, I wanted to talk about guys. So, there was a skiming crang and cranks been texting me and I was like, oh my god, yay. And so I finally show up to me crang and then rags was like, oh, I just want to be friends. I mean, there's clear message that he's like

in a different stage in his life than I am. I'm like, or he saw your crazy. And he's not in a different stage in his life and I am like or he saw your crazy and he's not in that stage of his life where he wants to date a crazy lady. I love that she's like maybe he's just in a different state. Yeah, he just wants to be friends like how many ways does he need to word it for you? So yeah, I think that like if someone after like three days, he's like this isn't working out because we've had three very intense dates over the course of the past three days, I think I just wanna be friends.

I don't think that means you're in a different stage in your life, you're just like, whoa, whoa, this was a lot. Well, I was in a stage that I wanted to date you and now I'm not in that stage anymore. I'm at a different stage in my life. Yes. So she basically is like, well, I thought I'd be somewhere else in the mid 30s, I thought I'd be, you know, at home with a husband and a kid and a few sandwiches,

but you know, I stopped fighting the universe. That's where my last timeline went out the door. And then we get a clip of Lindsay's list, the classic Lindsay's to-do list for life. Mary 31, Stephen is older 31.5. Have a baby 32.2, eat a sandwich. It's like almost like the fastest list. Very specific and very planned out. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and... Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards

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So then Kyle walks into his room with a bouquet for Amanda. And she's like, cool. Boo. Well, I thought we were a long overdue for a date. So just us tonight, she's like, I don't have anything to wear, Kyle. Flower is in a last minute dinner. You suck. You suck at this.

I think that's for a 30th birthday, it feels very underwhelming. Terrible. Even Stravy was able to get some sort of like photo to canvas thing for Lindsay. That was nice. I still, I stand by Stravi's gift being very nice for Lindsay. Okay, yes, was the fish soggy?

Yes. Okay, was it a helicopter? No. No, okay, but he still did like some crazy painting of Lindsay or had it done. So anyway, Amanda's like, No, okay, but he still did like some crazy painting of Lindsay or had it done. So anyway, Amanda's like, I mean, flowers are amazing, but they die. So does everybody. What's your point? It's a shitty gift. Just say it's a shitty gift. You know what else dies? Our souls when we watch these two fighting.

So Amanda is like, if Kyle got me that Pogo stick that Lindsay got, I've been like, let let's go to the bedroom right now I just want to feel like he cares about me Well, sometimes you just have to read between the lines Amanda. Yeah Yeah, and also she would have cared she would have liked the Pogo stick not saying like it's not a big deal the Pogo stick It's a very big deal because it turns out Amanda spent half her life on a Pogo stick Like I've never seen anybody that good at a bogus stick. You know, so that would have at least shown that Kyle knew her to some degree. Did you ever have a Pogo ball growing up running? Um, yes.

I had a feeling. I had a feeling. And almost died multiple times. Oh, I wanted a Pogo ball so badly. Like, so, so badly and I never had one I only got to like use one once or twice and I fell off of course because do I look like someone who would be Adapted at a pogo ball of course not. I don't think either one of us are really known for our grace We're not really known for pogo ball energy, you know

Yeah, so let's see so she's disappointed shocker. Welcome to the rest of your life. So page is so they all those love when you just like drop those bombs casually like shocker your life is gonna suck. Okay. Anyway, well it's true Like it's been a certain amount of time already and you're just expecting someone to wake up and be different. It's not gonna happen. Okay. No, this is the rest of your life only grosser Okay, because people in general only get a gllier and smellier. That's how humanity works. So it's gonna be like this, but older and uglier and smellier. That's true. And involving a lot of skiing too. So there will be a lot of skiing. So Maya is sleepy. in case everyone was wondering what the status of her alertness and everyone else is packing for the beach and Sierra is like, oh we should definitely have Capri Sans and Andreas like, oh what's our Capri Sansa?

They're like, Maya, I'm not sorry, Sierra, oh God, oh no, I just did it. Sierra and Paige, both just like gasp that that Andred doesn't know what a Capri Sun is. And he's like, what is it? Is it a beautiful sunshine bottled from the island of Capri that you bring to the most adorable little girl here in the corner, little girl in the corner so cute, so cute little pagey? There are aluminum sacks that we inject, X to C and alcohol into so we can take it to the beach. Ah okay that's cool too. These are a matter of size again. So let's see happy birthday Amanda. So Danielle is talking to Kyle and she's like did you get him? Did you get Amanda a gift? And he, oh, I'm taking her to dinner.

She's, oh my God, that is so sweet. They're not a girls' girl. Of course, Danielle. Well, Danielle also was like really cool, but just like some jelly beans and pepperoni. Sour patches and pepperoni. Yeah. So now they finally go to the beach and Kyle's talking Danielle. And we learned that Danielle decided to quit her job

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and not late on the train. Because every other season, she's like, sorry, it was late. She's like coming in late from the LAR or whatever. Long Island. Yeah, LAR. But now we find out, because she's got her own home business,

which they're not going to even give us the name of to help her plug it. And then we see a clip of her doing her home business. She's on a Zoom call and she's like, okay, here's who we're targeting. Everybody who gets dressed in the morning. Wow. That seems like I'm glad she has a very narrow focus. I'm worried for you. I'm worried for Danielle. Danielle

You're the capable one. You shouldn't be doing this. Why are you starting your own fashion app? This is very banned upon rules of view. So then she's telling Kyle, you know, I've never had a startup. The money's flying out the window. I'm not getting any D and like no money's coming in and I put in my relationship at stake. Look, look, look. You're doing all the things you have to do for a startup. The only thing that's missing is you drinking your feelings away five nights a week. So once you start doing that, you're golden. Mm, so everybody goes to the beach

and Luke is playing with Maya first or like playing ball. And then later he's playing with Lindsay because that's how this episode goes, okay? Playing ball. What happened in between that? I really, who knows, it's this episode. So then we see, it's a lot of Luke throwing things. So now it's playing with Lindsay and Ann.

Love projectiles. She's like, okay, I'm throwing to me. And he's like, I right. But you gotta get by me. So he throws and goes, okay, well, your boobs out now. I'm just like, oh my god! I'm on!

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Fun day at the Hamptons. So then, a fish comes out of the water. like, oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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a just friends okay hey Amanda how does it it feel to be 30, 30, thriving and just getting dinner and flowers? She's like, guys, I'm seeing some pumps and coal shining. I'm crying. Like a fish come out of the ocean. It's like, I'm cold to you, I'm getting it. Oh, thanks.

Everyone does. So then Lindsay and Danielle and Maya are talking about the night before about going out and stuff. And then she's like, okay, so here's what happened. I had both of us on the list. And like the owner wasn't texting back to add more people. So I obviously couldn't go. I couldn't bring what's your name in. I couldn't bring you.

And Maya's like, well, I mean, that would have been fun to go out, but I mean, I don't know and then because I mean come on girl You need to get out. I can't believe he said that like you literally sold her know Well, what's that inform I is just like really interfering. She's like pounding And she's like bad for she's like, you know, I just feel like I'm alone, you know? And Daniel's like, um, but we'll totally introduce you to people next time we take you out, which might not be for a long time. I mean, Lindsay, there's like a whole cul-de-sac

on the island that Lindsay hasn't been friends owned by yet. So you might have to give us a while. Yeah, when we take you out in what season, maybe about two seasons or so, world introduced you to everyone. So Lindsay's like, you know, in the last month alone, I literally made out with like three of Daniel's best guy friends.

I'm not bragging. I'm just saying. And so then Alex, he has, oh, Lindsay, hey, I just have a question. Um, that belt that you're wearing, does that like serve a purpose? She has, um, it's called a fashion. Oh, I was, I was hoping that like, maybe you could like, store some broccoli in it or something like that, but cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Alex is lying for the episode. So then Lindsay's like, I have to go pee, so I'm gonna go in the water.

So she does, and Paige and Amanda are like taking sexy pics, and then Ryan Alex are talking, and Maya's like, so what about your housemate that you hit teeth with last night? And he's like, huh, I mean, that Jenga was pretty great, right? Like, really glad that I spaced him out. I mean, I thought the Jenga spacing was really good. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I was a little shocking that there were so many blocks that said strip T's. I mean, I was like rude. Like,

this is a game. It's supposed to have like an equal shot of like pulling a normal distribution of blocks. Am I right? So yeah, I was a pretty cool knight. Yeah, I'd say so. I mean, it was funny how like one person had to strip and then the next person had to up their protein, but you know, like, I like an uneven game. Yeah, I mean, I was really grateful that the block that I pulled said, like make some ground turkey,

so I was like, okay, cool, I'm on it, you know? So then Amanda is walking to pee in the ocean with Paige and she's like, I mean, Kyle, right? I mean, just wish I could have my own room. It's like so lame having to share with Kyle all the time. And then Mimil Andreah standing with Sierra and Maya. And Andrea is saying, Oh, I want to go into water with little page, you know, but you know, it's cool. I can go in with you like Sierra and Lexi. Lexi, I call her Lexi this one.

And he's referring to Maya. He just called Maya Lexi. So she goes seriously? My name is Maya. First, you don't bring me coffee. Like, I don't know you were here. And then you call me the wrong name. Like you're getting in my, you're getting me in my feelings, okay? And he's like, oh, no, sorry. Uh, Lexi is a girl that I did it once. So that's all that's all. And she's like, you know what? Like whatever. Right. She's sort of, I actually really, I empathized with Maya in this way.

I mean, I was like, I don't know why, but I was like, I felt like, I for some reason, like the hurt that she felt in that moment, obviously I can't fully empathize with it because there's also many layers of it that I, of that experience I can't speak to you. But just like that feeling of like, am I invisible right now? For some reason, I just like that feeling of like, am I invisible right now?

For some reason I just felt it so hard, and I was like, my, I felt so bad for it, because we've been joking, we've been joking all season that like no one's paying attention to Maya, but now we're actually really seeing like how it's really affecting her.

Yeah, and especially because her whole thing started with like nobody sees me because I dated Kwame, like I just wanna be myself and like not be associated with Kwame and now she's, you know, doing this, this show, which, it's really, I mean, this show is like kind of point out later, isn't great for anyone's self-esteem really,

but like especially when you're already feeling like she is, you know? Mm-hmm. So, Maya's just like whatever, I thought these guys. So she walks back to, like, and Amanda says, I'm sorry to guys. So she walks back to like a chair. Oh, and Amanda says, I'm sorry to interrupt you. I just had to get to sit. Yeah, I'm fine, because he says Maya, okay,

simple mistake, I'm sorry. And then Amanda goes, I think I called Sierra Maya last night. I was like, oh, that's great. Oh, God. Just, meanwhile I just did it like 10 minutes go on the recap. So I know, but it makes it, it's just so cringy that they put it all in the same thing. It's like, oh god.

So then Maya's like, I've had enough of this. So Sierra walks with her to the water. And she's like, I mean, normally at least there's Carl here. Like we can talk about feeling out of place and like it makes it better, you know? And then we see a clip of her and Carl's legs talking where she's like, you know, it's just like, when I don't party, it's like, I'm like, what am I even doing here

without a burden on my hand? You know what I mean? And she's like, yeah, it's exhausting. Yeah. So, Maya's just talking with Sierra. Well, she's saying that she just feels like alone. And Sierra's like, so do, like I felt that last year, do you feel excluded? And Maya's like, I just can't sit around in like a circle of all of us

and be like yeah I'm happy and and Sierra's like yeah I know because sometimes it can feel like high school you know you know being in this house which is kind of funny because Sierra and Paige are truly the most high school-y people I feel like Sierra Paige and Andrea definitely have a high school people. I feel like Sierra Page and Andrea definitely have a high school vibe going on and Lindsay too. I guess all of them do. So Maya is like, you know, Andrea doesn't say two words to me

and I get that like you're still obsessed with page and everything, but like I'm a human being, acknowledge my being. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, I got it. It's like grad school. And she goes, and I'm always having to avoid these feelings. And so Sierra asks her what the demographic was of the place that she grew up. And Maya says that she went to private school and there was only one other black girl there. And she tells us, and you know, there's only two of us. And I keep getting called

her name, even though we look nothing alike. And as an adult, I've tried so hard to be seen as Maya, you know, so for him to call me another name is 100% triggering. Absolutely. And then Sierra talks about how last year she came into the house being the only person of color. And, you know, she's like, you know, last year I was going through the biggest civil, we were going through the biggest civil rights movement ever. And I'm in a house full of white people who don't necessarily understand. And it's like it's something that we have to think about all the time. And white people like need to who don't necessarily understand. And it's like, it's something that we have to think about all the time. And white people like need to make an effort to understand.

And so they really start to bond over this and they're, you know, they're crying and, and they're hugging. It's like, it's a very like, um, it's a very emotional moment. And page number just like on a rock sitting down watching them, like, are they crying? I think they're crying. Where are they crying? They're they're crying. Where are they crying? They're crying. I don't know.

Does someone forget to get them gifts? I don't know, they're crying. So then they come back and so Maya's sitting down and she's like blocked by Luke. So the old arrow has to come out and be like, ting, Maya. And Paige goes up to her and goes, aren't you okay? Can I get you anything?

A cheese stick? A cheese stick? A cheese stick? A cheese stick? A cheese stick? A cheese stick? A cheese stick? A cheese stick? Okay, okay, a cheese stick. And then the music comes in while they go home and this is a music. When the beat starts bumping, you know you gotta move. It's like, okay, you know, let's think about our songs, guys. Yeah, it was just like this weird like, yeah, the beat's starting. You gotta start dancing. It's just like people coming back from the beach and like putting back objects and putting down bags. And page, you know, in a lot of ways is high school and unrelatable,

but in some ways she's so relatable. She walks in the door and runs and jumps in bed and falls asleep. And then Alex immediately starts chopping broccoli. Again, the running theme with broccoli this season is very strong. He's making it and he's like, I got five minutes so my broccoli's done, guys. Five minutes so brock time. So he starts talking to Andrea about how he's kind of into Sierra. You know, and Andrea is like, yes, I talked to her.

She likes her looks. The only if you think is that you're a very routiney person. He's like, routiney. Yeah, I am routiney, but I wish it she would see that my routiney can also translate like to a person. Like, if I like someone, I would be totally committed to them. I'm like, I don't know if I would want, like his dedication to ground turkey is maybe not what I would want out of, you know, dating someone. Like, okay, is it time?

Time to guess? Time to guess? Oh wait, oh, sorry, hey, it's been four hours. Time to guess again, okay. I say, like, in a fight, I say I love you three times a day, every single day, the same exact time. I think people's problems are usually that it slips too much into a routine, right?

Yeah, yeah, that's a sad, he's really happy to be called Routini. He's like, I am, I am Routini. I am definitely Routini, yeah, that's great, huh? So, Lindsey comes out and she goes, Oh my, that house is burning down now, man. She's like, is it my broccoli? She's like, save the broccoli.

Ooh, so he comes in and the broccoli is like fine by the way, because it's something's beeping, so the broccoli is fine. Turns out it's the fridge beeping because it's been left open, but I love that lens. Lindsey just hears a beep, it just assumes fire. Just, does Turns out it's the fridge beeping because it's been left open. But I love that lens. Lizzie just hears a beep. It just assumes fire. Just does the, just like, the broccoli's on fire.

The kitchen's gone. We barely saved Amanda's gift. So Amanda's gotten ready and she just goes, BAM! She just lets out a big burp. That's like her episode. It's a big burp episode for, it's a big burp season for Amanda.

She's really finding her burp voice. Burps in broccoli, you know? So Alex goes in and he checks in on Maya to see how she's doing. And she's just like tired and she's over it and everything. But my God, oh my God, who turned off the oven? I thought I turned this on. I was trying to make cookies and he goes, oh.

So you okay though? It's like you totally turned it off. Why are you not admitting that you turned off the evancer? I saw some carbs and I immediately turned it off to stop the process. Okay, we need to replace those ground jerky. So, um, so then I mean it's like this like basically an episode of very small things happening. It's time for commercial. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So now, Andrea is like saying,

Hey, Lindsay, I do know where Carl is taking him. I don't do neither on their data. And Luke is like, yeah, do you know what he got her? Nothing. He got her absolutely not there. So then, Kyle and Amanda on their date, he's like, can you believe that we haven't been on a date since February? It's July and then we see a clip of their last date and it was the double date on Winter House.

That is sad. That is just sad. I feel like so many of the problems could have been solved that they just had like a date, just any kind of date without Austin after that, just to erase that. But that's why their relationship is in trouble because they've got Austin stinkin' it.

Oh, God. So Kyle's like, obviously I feel like I've dropped the ball. You know, but there's not like, it's like work and working and like relationship. I can't with this I can't add it. You just added them out at this point. I cannot hear this anymore And she starts talking about like you know, she just you know, she wants quality time I think they talked about their therapist and everything and and Kyle starts doing this thing like well Just that like it's giving gives me

anxiety and any Kyle starts doing this thing and like, well, just that like, gift giving gives me, ah, anxiety, yeah, anxiety. Oh, you're the victim. You get anxiety over gift giving? Fuck off, fuck off. And Amanda's just sitting there all calmly like, oh, hi, oh. Yeah, I've been like, all you have to do is ask Amanda's friend and be like, what do you think she wants?

That's it, like, if you have anxiety, just outsource. It's a bullshit. He's using the anxiety thing so he can get some victim points instead of owning up to fucking forgetting again or not even having the fort- And then it turns out that she goes, you know, I let you off the hook for every single holiday and celebration. What was the last gift you got me? He can't even remember a gift that he got or he doesn't get or anything for Christmas or for birthdays or anything. That's crazy It is and he's just like staring off drunk and like I don't know That's what I was give that I got you. I have a style

Also, but here's the thing with this couple you know that they're comfortable together because The waiter comes over and crowd's like what's his Momo sour? He has its excellent. It has egg whites in it. And he goes, okay, I'll take that and the oysters. He's like, oh, you are just so comfortable farting all night long. On after so much birthday dinner. You're too comfortable.

But it'll be horny too. With the oysters. So then he like, yeah, I just have a hard time wrapping my head around. Like, is there anything you want? So she goes, a dog, a dog. Even if we just continue to foster. So she is of the probably of the mindset that like once we bring another living thing into this relationship, all the things will be solved. There's the classic, isn't it? It's like the classic. A baby will save us, but it's dogs. And trust me, dogs do not save you, okay? And then we see a clip of her over this, or them over the summer fostering six dogs,

like all these little puppies. Seven dogs. Seven. And the voiceover is like, like, and all these dogs, they're like, it's just all poop and pee and then eating their own poop. It's like, of course, Amanda, Like, of course, this explains so much about their relationship, you know? Kyle's like, ah, to be fair, some of that poop is for me. So, so she's like, dogs bring me joy, which I don't know if I believe that,

because I've yet to see too many things that bring Amanda joy. And Kyle, she'll be one of those people I guarantee it as a dog person, because I found myself even doing this where it's like you say, come here, he's not in here, is he? Okay, I hate when he hears his name, because he thinks he's gonna get something, but like if I say, hey, come here and puler,

and then he doesn't come, I'm like, buler, gah, gah. Like you're whining at the dog, dogs don't think like that, you know? It's like it doesn't affect him that I'm whining, and I think a matter will be like that, let me like I feel like a man that's long you way way way waiting by the push so long I'm telling you to come I feel like she's gonna push really hard for a dog and then she's going to be like you know then get mad about sharing responsibilities or like that she has to do most of the responsibilities for cleaning up the dog. I just can see that

fight happening like I have to, oh, I'm always the one walking the dog. I'm always the one cleaning up after the dog. And then someone brings a dog into the restaurant. She's like, Kyle, is that my gift? I mean, that lady is walking in with my gift Kyle, you're not gonna away with that. Uh-huh. The dog is like, please get away from the sad energy. So now, ever back at the house, everyone is eating dinner together. And Maya is making cookies because we learned last week

that cookies are like her thing, right? Like she's a cookie person. She wants to. Oh, she better be a fucking cookie person. Because I was curious after the last recap because we were saying the need or the need because her thing is called the need.com. And I said, you don't need cookies, right?

You just don't do it. And you're like, well, there's some cookie. I said, no, you don't need cookies. And so I was thinking about this later as I do. And I actually looked it up. I said, do you, what cookies do you need? The first thing that comes up is like one of those Wikipedia entries and it says like, you absolutely do not need cookies. And so then I was like, well, I want to go see what kind

of cookies you need. So I went on to her website. Those are some fancy-ass cookies. I ordered some cookies and I ended up paying, I got either six or eight. Yeah, I ordered her, I mean, look, you're not gonna get me on a cookie website without purchasing and also, I call support Maya, like she's new. So I ordered her cookies and it's not Amazon, you know, where you're used to just getting shit

for free, sent to you for free. It's like, and shipping is zero and it'll be there in five minutes. This shipping was like $16. I ended up paying like five something for a cookie, like $5 each cookie. So they better be fucking good. I'm telling you. Wow. I am really excited to hear how this works out. I'll bring you some when I see you. I'm gonna see you. Oh yeah. Well, if I get... If I get...

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That was some freezer issue. I ate them. That was the issue. Well, they don't stay good forever. Like they're good for a couple of days, you know? And you're like, oh, I'll get those. And then we never saw each other. So I ate them.

That's, you know what? So it is part of the world. Okay, so I, I, it was part of my fault because I should have fetched them sooner. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Memories of 10 years of, of podcasting, the carnivores and cheesecakes. So, um, anyway, the group is eating and, and Maya is,

she's gonna start up these cookies. And so she goes into the kitchen to make these cookies and leaves like, oh, I have an idea. Now that's what your face has gone. Let's take the 1942 and pull it and say something nice about Amanda. I'm like, wait, why are we doing this? Amanda's not even here.

It's like, oh, Peter's like, well, how about we take a shot and then you say something nice about the person across from you. And so they start. So Lindsay starts with Andrea and Danielle's like, what is that bottle of microphone now? I mean, Lindsay is hilarious. I'm going to write this down and tell my team. So then Lindsay's like, well, Andrea, you know what?

I like about Andrea. It's like underneath all those amps, there's a heart in there. Which I'm absolutely... And so then Maya's inside talking to herself while she makes her cookies and she's like, I wonder what you're chatting about out there. And out there Andrea,

speaking about cheese, I never say it. So Andrea's like, I'm really glad our relationship is going deeper, Lindsay. I just want to be friends and she's like, ah! Ah! Ah! So Maya comes out and she's like, guys,

I have more cookies going but I just got phoma so I wanted to come out and she's brought out ice cream sandwiches. Which look amazing and everyone's going nuts because they're like, oh my God, this looks so good. And so now it's Danny Ells turn and she goes like, Alex, what I really love is quite possibly getting to know you. You're the onion, I always like to peel.

And the best part about an onion, they don't have a core. So I know that inside, there's nothing. I'm excited to find that out from you, Alex. Hey, hey, can I have the other half of that cookie? Luke is into these cookies, okay? Cause first he's like, give me some, can I get some cookies? My aunt, we get some cookies. She's like, oh, yeah, cookies So then she comes back out and he takes one of the cookies off the ice cream sandwich and now he wants the other one I mean, this is a lot for Luke. Luke is going in on these cookies. He is he's doing the thing that I do

Which is that I break off half of something because I'm like, well this show is that I have self control and then I eat that half and then I go back and have the other half. I just always leave this much food on my plate, like a little tiny dot. So I'm like, because they always told us, and wait watchers never finish your meal. And so that's how I feel like I'm making an effort. I'm like, look, there's just one P left on the plate. Yes, I've done it. I have self control. So now, so now like now that Maya's back, they're all like, okay, well, let's go out.

They don't want to do the game with Maya, basically. Not that they don't want you, but they don't get to. Maya doesn't get to have someone say something nice about her, essentially. And she's the easiest one. She makes homemade ice cream sandwiches. Like, you don't even have to think about it. It's like, Maya, I love your cookies. Yeah. The easiest.

Simple. So Maya's like, well, you know, like I don't, she's, Maya's basically like, I don't feel like going out tonight. And Paige is like, yeah, well, we're all going. So like, we're going, we're going. See, I put makeup on, we're going. She's like, no, I just just I don't really want to go. And Paige is like, you want me to twerk for you?

Well, that gets you in the mood and she's like, no. You want me to find a, to want me to find something that's 50% off? Well, that make me happy. And my, you know, my is very like emotionally honest, like she's very self-aware. She's like, you know, it's just taxing to try and fit in with people at all times of the day that you don't fit in with. And Paige is like, oh, did something happen? She's like, it's more of like a build up of things.

And so we see a clip of like Lindsay not inviting her out with them. Andrea not bringing her coffee, Paige calling her Sierra. Andrea calling her, you know, Lexi or whatever. Yeah, and so Maya's just like, I just think that Andrea set the tone and he literally looks at me like I'm invisible. And she's shitty and now I'm gonna cry and literally like, how do I know your name and you can't figure out mine, you know? Which is right, they've been together for like a month. So then Andrea walks in and I was like, um, can you give us a minute and like close the door like now? And he's like, oh, sorry. So he leaves and she tells us, you know, she's unraveling and she wants her friends to experience.

You know, what she's experiencing and what it's like being a person of color in the Hamptons, you know, she's like, I'm really scared to talk to him about this, but I probably should. And Paige is like, I hate that you're feeling like this. And it'll actually be probably really nice to be home alone because I'm going out. I'm not gonna stay here with you, like a good friend would. Okay, bye.

Hey, mine. So then later, let's see, they all go out and looks like, man, you're gonna stay in. Thanks for the cookies. And Sierra's like, guys, before we leave, I wanna take a shit. And they're like, guys, before we leave, I wanna take a shit. And they're like, Sierra, geez.

She's like, don't worry, it'll be less than two minutes. So this is the episode we're in. Sierra goes into the bathroom and they set a two minute timer on the screen. The arrow person gets a timer. Now is a timer person. A poop timer. This is, but I actually feel like there's a reason for this

because she comes out in less than two minutes. She takes a less than two minute poop. She comes out. They all go out. And then Kyle and Amanda come home from their date. And Amanda's like, Kyle, did you already start farting? She's like, no. Oh, because it smells like poop in here as they walk by the bathroom. Sierra was using. I think that was the payoff. I don't know if it was much of a payoff, but that's what they were going for. Geez. So then we see the party cam.

Everyone's like, and Amanda and Kyle go to bed. Of course, and Maya turns off her light to go to sleep. And Amanda is just in bed with Jesus. And Kyle's like, yes, this is great. She's like, and then it's like one-thirty in the morning and they all, everyone's coming back and Lindsay's

sort of like kicks off her shoes in the floor and then she just starts scolding them. She's like, well I didn't even want you on my feet and you know why? Because you fucking suck! And the shoes are like, I just want to be friends, I'm sorry. You just want to be friends with your feet. So then everybody wakes up in the morning and looks like, oh god, I ate like shit and now I feel like shit Oh, come on This is what the ice cream sandwiches do to you give me a break

Not clean eating It's like I actually ate the egg blue never gonna have ice cream again So then it's like eating the morning and Craig calls up page.'s like, did I call to early? I want to come visit you. So let's see. Um, agents here are talking in bed and pages like, oh my god. Like Craig was calling me at like eight the morning and I was like, what the fuck? And apparently like she texted Craig, like you're not going to be able to look like an idiot with page. And he was like, well, you can't gonna be able to look like an idiot with page and he was like

Well, you can't just go on Instagram and like lie and say you don't want to date either one of us and then he asked about Andrea like listen to yourself Listen to yourself. Does this sound good? Anybody is so terrible. It sounds awful If someone was interested if you were interested in someone and you hope they like you, is this what you would want to hear? Like, yeah, like, sorry, my hook up in Nashville suddenly realized that I was hooking up with someone who's less famous than her and isn't cool with it. So that's over.

So now I really just want to focus on you. Like, that's basically what he just told her. So then at the breakfast table, everybody had to clean up. It's time to go. So everybody has to clean up. And Paige and Amanda are talking outside. And she's like, oh my god, I was so nervous about the gift for you. Because Amanda, I booked a trip to the Bahamas for Kyle.

That's why I wasn't at your party the whole time. But then I booked it and he said he didn't have a passport. And so I had to cancel it. And I was like, dude, do really suck this much. And I was like, wow, this is like so much work. And your fiance isn't even dating Kristen Kevlar or two. Like, wow, is it even worth it? So Amanda's like, oh, Kyle's the worst.

Oh, and okay, super done talking about your thing. I quote, well, so this morning, it's like 8 a.m. And Craig is like calling me and I was like, I don't give a fuck. I'm like getting so over it. And if he's like with other girls, then like be with other girls. But like maybe I'll give Andre another chance.

Like maybe that's what I should do. But then it's like, um, like that's what it's like with you. Like I want to tell you, like, I'm like, she's just like Yammering on. She just like basically drops his bomb and Amanda's lap that Kyle was just being totally responsible and Totally thoughtless about a birthday and his like I think Andrea I feel like Andrea, but then Craig he called early and like is that too early?

Is it worth they called early? I'm sure I never called early, but maybe he calls late. What do you think about that? I mean you knew it the second that page started like oh my god You can't not get her anything. I'm gonna get you something for I'm gonna get her something for you You knew she was just gonna run straight to Amanda and be like, I did it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So then everyone gathers in the foyer,

like the little living room or whatever, so they can all leave at the same time. And kind of like, well, after those cookies last night, Maya, I have to do some serious working out. And so then, Sierra's like, well, guys, you know, Maya and I had some do some serious working out. Mm-hmm. And so then Sierra's like, well, guys, you know, my and I had some conversations this weekend, and we just wanted to check in with her to see how she's messing with this group.

And I think we just need to sit down as group and check in with each other, and then Sierra just starts to cry. And then she starts talking about how last summer it was super intimidating for her to come to the Hamptons, a predominantly white area. And, you know, she was saying how she just was feeling that she wasn't going to be adequate enough to fit in. You know, people don't look like her, etc. And it was like very, very difficult.

And I thought this was actually really great of Sierra because she was really standing up for Maya. You know, like she didn't have to do this. But, you know, Maya is new and she takes up for Maya because she starts talking she says she tells Andrea that like at the beach she says you calling her another name that wasn't hers was very triggering. And she's Maya says you know I know that that was a malicious okay, but I've been in the house for four weeks you know and he's he's like, I'm sorry, but you know, you interact more with patients, yeah, and you know, like in Vermont, there were so many people there, and I just learned to pay attention to who I'm in the room with, and I'm very sorry.

I was like, huh? I didn't like this response. He's basically like, her issue is that it's very high school-y, and she's feeling iced out by everyone, and his response is like, no, no, no, no, it's just that we had beautiful times and for a month where you were not at. And so I only want to focus on people

who already have relationship with in much better experience. And therefore I just fully don't see you. Like that's not supposed to make me feel like this is like make me feel better. Like that would make me feel worse. It was super, it was a super shitty answer. It was like we're not even in a storyline together. Kind of in a culture. Like, what would I know you? We're not even in the scene

together. It reinforces that you're an outsider, that they have like a vibe and they have like a shared experience that makes them sort of like more sort of special, or special enough that like other people he doesn't even see. Like to say that, I just don't see other people because I focus on them so much because I had such a much better time at another experience that you weren't part of. Like, that's awful. Yeah, and looks like, well, it wasn't even easy for me.

It took two years for me to feel like I was liked by everybody or like I fit in. And Carl's like, oh, and not to speak for, look, I mean, that's a white dude coming into it, you know, and even it's hard for him. So I can imagine it's harder for you, Kyle, kind of saving that one. Yeah, because Luke was sort of centering it.

He's like, look, I'm like an incredibly attractive white male. And it was hard for me. I mean, look, talk about the real victory. Oh, okay. I think what Luke is trying to say is building in glows is difficult. difficult, but not as difficult as what you're facing. Okay, there you go, Luke.

It was sorry for me, and I'm a model. Okay. So then Alex is like, well, I appreciate you guys saying that because I'm mixed race and I got really pissed off because at the 4th of July party, some guys are just asking me to get them things. And I was like, dude, I don't work here, I got really pissed off because at the 4th of July party, some guys are just asking me to get them things. You know, and I was like, dude, I don't work here, I live here. And he's like, no, dude, seriously, what's the Wi-Fi password?

Yeah, can you believe that? And then someone said, someone went up to Alex and said that he looked like either Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan, which is, he doesn't, I'm like, I can't believe people. You know, whoever said that, go fuck yourself. Like, you're, it's crazy what people say. And, you know, Alex is just saying how we, it's like he hates when people have expectation of you that you're, and you're like not trying your hardest and you, and lower our saying that you're not trying

your hardest and like you shouldn't have to, you should just be able to be yourself. And Danielle is saying that she's felt this before because, but she's been coming to the Hamptons for a long time, but she definitely felt the like non-white pressure when she first came out there. And that she thinks that Maya is super courageous because she doesn't know that she would ever have talked, you know, she doesn't know that she ever would have talked about it.

And Sierra explains like, you know, when you come someplace as an African-American coming into a space like this, you know, it's almost like people expect less of us and we have to prove ourselves more because of it. And Maya says that she was told up, she was told when she was growing up that she's like a white girl in a black person's body because she speaks so well or something. And she's like, and then that's really offensive

because that's like insinuating that black people are imagicated. Yeah. And, you know, NCRS shares that like she doesn't like to talk about race because she feels like she often has to be on defense and that like having Maya there and having like being able to vocalize her thoughts or having Maya vocalize her thoughts

was like a big relief to Sierra. So it was actually like, I thought it was like a, actually a very emotional scene. It actually reminded me it took me back to like, the early days of the real world when there were like these very frank conversations amongst people about race, et cetera, on TV, on reality TV.

And Andrea is like, oh, well, I'm grateful that we have this conversation because in this way I can also understand what you went through growing up and not being part of our wonderful trip to Vermont you know and you know Italian society in the 90s wasn't like multi-ethnic so I honestly am going to work on learning more and more and more. Yeah I thought it was a good conversation. It reminded me though. I mean, I was proud of this cast because you have to think

back to the Jules situation, just how many people were like, you know, fitting, you're not one of us, you know, fitting it out. It was, yeah, I thought, yeah, I agree. There was a lot of subjects to that. Yeah, so, you know, I was glad this cast could even have that conversation. Yeah, it was good for growth, but it was also,

I think it was a good conversation to be broadcast to the audience. And I don't know, I really felt for my, again, like I said before, I obviously, like she's going through something, you know, that had many more layers than times when I felt like I hadn't fit in because she's going she's dealing with not only feel not feeling like she fits in But she also has issue of being black woman in a white space

Which is something I will never know but just that feeling of being an outsider in in in a group You know, that's like a such a hard feeling to go through and I I don't know like I really just like felt for her so much And then it made me feel like sad. And I was like, I can't believe I'm being emotionally moved by a summer house right now. Well, I just want my fucking cookies at this point. Like, that means I'm gonna send those cookies. Send me the fucking cookies.

Send me my, send me the cookies. So I want my cookies. I feel like they will be very good cookies because they look really good on her blog and on TV. So, you know, the wind is in her sales. All right, everybody. Well, thank you. Thank you.

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