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Episode Date: March 4, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest scenes we've seen in a long time. It's safe to say we will always remember this spectacular moment.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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One of the kindest places we've ever been. Truly. Everyone here is so fucking nice. And you know that when I looked at that window on the plane, I was like, the... Yeah, snow. Oh, no. I went to a restaurant last night, because I got in last night and I sat at the bar

and the bartender was just like talking. He's like, oh, you picked a good week to come. I was like, really? He goes, oh yeah, we're having great weather. I was like, I was like, it's 23 degrees out. And then he had this big hair. He was really nice. We had this big hair and this lady sat down, by the way.

I was a whole bar, 12 stools. I was the only one there. She sat down right next to me. It smelled like a chimney. She sat down next to me and she says the bartender, oh man, I love your hair. He goes, yeah, well, you know, now that it's warming up, my hair's so big.

As if it was I fucking like Miami, Florida. It was great. So funny. I mean, everyone's so nice. There's not even a do not disturb thing on the door at the hotel. I know. Then I'm going to worry about disturbing your ass here. It's not even called a disturbance.

It's just like, hey. I'm doing okay in here. Can I do anything for you? What's going on? What are you doing? My sign says hot dish yes or hot dish no? Well, thank you so much for having us. This theater.

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This gives shit to people. That's where we're doing our next sell-from. Yeah, also. Everywhere must have a balcony. Also, I'm so sorry to solely the name of Fitzgerald by even setting here. I mean, I saw that face and I was like, congratulations, you've got watch what crappin'

so Joe has tonight. Oh, I know, and one of my favorite things to do is to pander to the locations we go to. So for today, I wore purple. Woo! That felt great. I pattered the television shows that we all watch no matter where we are.

Orange-ish. Oh my God. So tonight we're obviously going to be recapping the real housewives of Orange County. And I have to say I was watching it last night and I literally think the last 20 minutes of the episode was some of the funniest 20 minutes I've ever seen on Orange County. No joke. I was dying. This whole episode was just amazing. I'm sorry I was trying to figure out how to put on a paper bracelet and I couldn't do it. That's where I'm at in life. Anyone doing? I'm just going to revolve in doing. We've all been there. We've all been at the paper bracelet junction. And the candy doesn't recognize my face.

Why doesn't this thing recognize my face? Steve Jobs, up in heaven. Thank you. Thank you. Love you. All right. Just missing down here in the front. I want to threaten to kick them out later when they're too drunk. There's like five seats missing there.

Drunk assholes. You know they're going to come in here later, like, yeah! Yeah! I love who we are! That's OK. You guys can all laugh harder because they're not there. You can make a compensate for them. So everybody, thanks so much for being here.

Real Housewives of Orange County, guess what? Jen is a boring creature, but she gave us a great show. I know, Jen really. Oh wait, we have a whole helps everything, you know? And I just want to say that to my sponsor. Oh, and speaking of sponsors, we do actually have a Patreon premium, super premium sponsor, Jamie Alvrider!

There she is! And her hot husband, hello both of you. Yeah, hi. So you have to, I've got a stack of wrong-gynas for you. Wait, let me tell you. If anyone brought a sack of a John, us will be accepting them on the side door. Please check your vaginas at the vagina check

before he starts stacking them up in here. So, Jen is a wreck, but she also gave us an opening line. You know, every week the opening lines say something new to me. It's like the Bible, if you were. Yeah. I'm having a very Emily episode, but she says, I'm not afraid of a little job. And I was like, you know what, that is just so fitting for our times. Could you call my family?

Okay. Like your aunt has cancer, she's not going to get the job. I'm like, come on, okay. I don't even want to get political. Like your aunt has cancer, she's not gonna get the jab. I'm like, come on, okay, I don't even wanna get political, but Jen was like, you know what, Jen, you've just made me think about this a little bit deeper. Thank you, thank you, Jen. Yeah, if you guys didn't think you were gonna get

some deep thoughts here at Crappens, you're sorely mistaken, sorely mistaken. So the episode opens up with like shots of all around Orange County, you know, see the surfers and whatever. And the first thing we see is Emily with her daughter Annabel FaceTiming. At this point, it's just some random girl on the iPad who's like really excited about a baptism. She's like, you're going to feel warm inside. You're gonna be super happy. It's gonna be the best thing you've ever had. That's what religion does to you.

You know, I come from a born again family and growing up, that's my mother, you know. She would be like, oh hi, I'm Rhonda, how are you? Oh, and do you know Jesus? I'm just like, mom, you're drunk at a New Year's party. Now it's not the time. Now it's not the time, but you know, that's how it works. So this girl's like all up on baptisms,

and it just cuts to Emily and be like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it makes me really emotional. I don't know why, I don't know this menopause. When she says, I don't know if it's menopause or what, they go, I'm just like a good menopause burn from the editors. And Emily's like, I need you to explain to her because, you know, the only way I know baptism is through the term baptism by fire and she just started crying. So please explain to it.

He's like, no, no. You feel warm on the inside. You don't actually get burnt today. So then we go over to Heather DeBro driving with her daughter Max. Oh, total normal scene of teaching your teenager to drive. I'm poor. Yeah. They're in the middle of Laguna Beach on a really terrible street if anyone's ever been

there. And meaning because it's like so trafficked. It's like a really. I was like, there is no terrible street in Laguna. I thought you were saying like, oh, there's 10 street in Lagoon Abid. No, no, it's like there's so much traffic. There's always like a line of like 12 cars behind you with cars just everywhere.

And you're just like, if you're looking to parallel park there, you just don't do it because you just feel the pressure of like everyone staring at you. You know, it's like cars and learn Conrad. So then, so then Max is trying to pedal a little park. And Heather is like the worst mom, like driver. Someone said ever.

Someone said ever. She's a good mom. She's a good mom. Someone just goes ever. But so Max is trying to park this car in this very high-stress situation, and I was like, go right, go right, nice this car. Go right, nice this car. Come on, come on, they're all gonna have me, Mom.

They're all gonna have me. Come on. No, turn the car. Don't worry, hold on one second. Let me just be addressed to the drivers. If you ever hunk at my daughter, again, this will cost you a lot. You don't want to learn how to drive from someone who's driven everywhere.

You know what I mean? Max is like, you know, there's parking meters everywhere. So look, what are all these things? And Heather's like, those are called parking meters. OK. When you have coins, you just throw them at your head. We'll watch. I'll do it.

It's like hitting some lady. OK, lady, I'm so sorry. We are parking here. We are parking. We are parking here, Neeter. Now Max, it normally costs $2 an hour, but for $500, you can just park perpendicularly and just build a city.

You know, Heather didn't pay that fucking parking meter. That's all I thought the whole time was like, she just thinks she does not have to pay this parking meter. So then we go to... Shannon! I'm happy! I'm happy! It does not have to pay this parking meter. So then we go to Shannon. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy.

I'm happy. Oh, god. Oh, god. So weakly, we're really a happy family scene from Shannon Bedore. So happy. Well, now, girls, twins, even though one of you has dark hair now, don't think I don't know who you are.

Okay? David? Now, I know you've got a lot on your plates right now, and surprise, it's not rice, it's cauliflower. Real for real, from real, by real, by Shannon Bedore. It's a tincture, That's a tincture. But girls, there is something called chores. And unlike what your father said about his love for me, a chore is actually about putting dishes in the dishwasher.

Sure isn't just your father's nickname for me. Chor? Chor? Chor? That is so wrong. A chore is more than just thinking your finger up your beloveds, but to put out some cosmic debris. And Adeline, he's like dark-haired now, but also I think she's the one who's like, I dyed my hair, she guys can remember, I'm the one who talks. Because the other one's just like

It's like a mini Shannon over there like So she's like I do chores like the last three weeks I put the trash out on the street without anybody even telling me to and Shannon's like whoa Those were my clothes and I like to ask you again to please stop putting them all in the middle of the street. I was wondering where my somewhere was for my little trip to Mexico together week. So then, yes, so then chance like, okay, well who's going to do the dishes? Who will do the dishes? And then the girls go nose goes nose goes nose goes which is a common order in Orange County the plastic surgeons office nose goes oh that's true nose goes it's like every

everything you order in Orange County like ma'am welcome McDonald's can I get you anything nose goes nose goes you can take my nose chens all alarmed by nose goes she's like what what's nose goes where's have you have youmed by nose goes. She's like, what's nose goes? Have you heard of nose goes? Have you heard of nose goes? I don't know what nose goes. I mean, you know I have, because I was like, just can't just keep doing coke. Nose goes.

The nose goes. I'm like, I have to breathe at some point. Nose goes. So I pat my stomach. God, I miss you, drugs. So Emily is hanging up with Shelby. You know, Shelby's got somewhat, you know, something to give to somebody.

You know, Shelby's out there shaking hands, hugging people, being like, look up. It's Jesus. It's not the drug. I don't understand. No. She's like, no stays, no stays. No stays.

So she hangs up and then she has a shame scene. That, thank you. Oh, shame. Well, Shelby seems so grown up and so happy in that iPad. Shane, I mean, Shelby's just like so different now. I just don't know how to put my finger on it. I mean, she's grown up, but it's just so different. It's Jesus, Emily.

Just fucking call Jesus, okay? How it's not part, okay? Here's what you do, Jesus. I love you, can I go to heaven? And then he's like, yes. He's saying I'm sorry for all the cocaine chefs. And he says, I forgive serial killers. I'll forgive you doing cocaine.

I'm Joe, I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm on the floor inside. So Emily is like crying again. I'm on the floor inside. Yes. So Emily is like crying again. Because she's like, you know, she's saying how like two years ago, if you asked her about Annabelle getting baptized in the Mormon church, she would have been like, you know,

like, no way. But I guess she hasn't been watching Real House as a Salt Lake City recently. So she's totally for it. Yeah. If you asked me two years ago, if I was gonna get my kids baptized for television, I would have said, not the same year,

I'm doing a romantic strip tease for my in-laws in Vegas. It's just... Oh, bad, bad year to do it. She could have found lighter date Jesus earlier, but I had a really cute boostier. So... And Emily spends a lot of time in her scenes or date Jesus earlier, but I had a really cute boostier. So. And Emily spends a lot of time in her scenes this episode,

like weirdly complimenting Shane. It's almost like, I feel like she's trying to convince herself of something a little bit, because she keeps on saying, like, how great Shane is. And she's just saying, like, well, I wish my dad were more like you Shane because you just follow your kids everywhere. And he's like sitting in the corner of the couch like,

thanks. Thanks. She's like, yeah, you know, I didn't after the divorce of my parents. I didn't really see my dad much, you know, but I mean, he's nice, but there just wasn't a foundation there, which is why we're so much of it now. No, it goes.

So stupid. It's gonna make me laugh every night. So she's talking about her dad and singing, of course, just what you want to hear when you're like, you know, I really feel abandoned But it's true. It's like just when you when you're saying, you know, I really feel abandoned by my father What you really want from your partners to go well, I mean, you don't really know the whole story She's like, okay, let me try this again, Shane. When I do go home and see my dad, he's the coolest guy ever.

I get sad because I wish I had this dad my whole life. And he goes, we wish for a lot of things. You know, scene should work for Make a Wish. I mean, what a positive person. It's like, hello, Make a Wish. My son, you know, is probably going to pat, like, he just means, we all have wishes. Click, I know.

LAUGHTER Click not. Click one to get your not wish. Click wish. Click one to not get your wish in English. Click two to not get your wish in English. Click two to not get your wish in Spanish. He's not a Minnesota, and that's for sure, right? So, Emily, it's like you're such a good man, Shane.

What did he say that was good? Literally something. He's not a good man. What? He's waiting for a chance to ask her to pass the universal remote over to him. Yeah. It's like you're a very good man

in a very bad shirt, Shane. And then Shane just goes right into, well, I don't need a stack of vaginas for a gaffer. I'm for sure. Like how did we go from talking about baptizing your children into a stack of vaginas? Like this is a very weird couple. And you know what? Speaking of Salt Lake City, if Whitney were there, she would have said, God meet those vaginas.

So Heather arrives at Malibu Farm. Table for Dubrow to bro to bro. I could just sit all day long I could just watch how they're walking to restaurants and do that fake thing where she puts her hand up You know, she always has a hand up like this like she's being sworn into something just hi Table for hathor to bro. She like she does like a hand puppet while she talks Like a little like table for hathor to bro great I'm sure you her purse like that, and I remember it would dangle right here

between the thumb and the index finger. She'd be like, hello, table for the two bro. And she's, of course, wearing a humongous LV. No, ISL. That's why I sell. I don't know. It was LV. Oh, sorry.

As Shannon's poor ass comes in later, with a huge, you say, the worm. With the dudes, you say the wrong. Well, it was just very embarrassing. Like you start with the, every, and then Shannon's like, it's me over here, oh god. I don't know. Yeah, walk on the plane.

You see now she's like an orange. She's in like, stew-sea. Why? I don't know why that's the point. Why am I came to me? Well, I love what the editors are doing on this show, how like every time, like they're really leaned into it this episode with any time they're with Heather,

they play like fancy music in the background. Like, violins or pianos. And then... And then... Yes, I would love a silver patron and some soda, and then on the side, can I have some lime juice? Thank you very much. It's all sophisticated sounding.

They've got violins and then Shannon's walking. Like she's just like in the old West in like cowboy boots. Ha, man. It's a lot of slats, a lot of my heels. It's a, I can walk normally. I'm very sophisticated, but unfortunately, I wore heels

that are just a little bit too tall because my other heels were taken out to the curb by my daughter. And she finally gets over to Heather and she's like, Oh, that goes finally. I couldn't, my heels were getting calmed and they got me in trouble.

And Heather goes, oh, I know it was hard. When I was done, when I was done, I wanted people to applaud me. All these waiters just stand up from behind tables like, go. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellaside. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

and the repercussions. What deserves session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully

crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. This season, there's been a lot of turmoil on the friend of front because we had a cold for the first several weeks, but then she wouldn't go on the cast trip because allegedly a student didn't want to get vaccinated. So they got rid of Nicole. And then there now they're kind of like this episode was the episode of like road testing

friend of's. So first we've got Heather who's like, I've got ten friends of. And then you've got what's your buttons? No, Ella. Who's trying to, who's trying to? Because no one will talk to her anymore about her stupid divorce that no one cares about. So she's like, oh, she was someone else.

Yeah, she finds like a fake Hollywood Madison, and I was like, you can shoot with me. So now we have Tawny. This is Tawny's big moment. So she comes in wearing a, what do you call that leather piece that she's wearing? Boosty, I think, right?

I think I left you a close-up. I'm saying it. I'm like, what's this thing? That's my boobs to the guy's face. It's like a leather corset, boosty, I think, under like a white dress shirt or something. Yeah, it was interesting. So Tawny already got a love for her, because no one's face moves on their show. First of all, I mean, it was interesting. So, Tony, already got love for her,

because no one's face moves on their show, first of all. I mean, it's housewives, so I don't expect a lot of facial movement, and also it's my goal. Bye. Literally this show, I didn't even know Tony was talking. I would hear a voice and they would show.

They would show like a bottle of water with some straw coming out the top, because she's got like one of those high crimped 80s ponies, but then it's like the fake crimped. She felt like the stunt double for like Christine from Selling Sunset, you know? Like sort of Christina-ish, but not quite.

She looked like the thing on survivor when they tried to start a fire with rocks. And they get a bunch of like little leaves and treat, like little hay things, hay. Mm-hmm. So. Sorry, sorry. She looks like kindling.

Yeah. Yeah, kindling. Thank you. I will never be on the show, remember. First of all, I never need to eat. You know I can starve my ass. I know I don't look like it. I can eat, but I can also not eat. I'm talented to eat. You know I can starve my ass. I know I don't look like it. I can eat, but I can also not eat.

I'm talented like that. By eating disorder goes many directions. Some very fluid. So, Tony comes in, all of it's about fucking Tony. Like literally, Tony says two things. So, Tony comes in and she goes, it's all girls, DJ spinning hands on time. Oh, Tony, she goes, It's old girls, DJ spinning ham fun time.

Oh, Tani, she goes, I went a little risque tonight with her leather thing. I'm like, you still have a full on shirt underneath it. While we're talking about what people are wearing, Jen comes in wearing Homes Tooth, which there's never a more fitting pattern for a wife like Jen to have, then has a word hound in it. Cause you know, she's like,

can you just look at me? Can you just look at me different? Can you just look at me like you love me though, but like you really love me, but like look at me better. Okay, like look at me like you just look to me, but like do it like better and more loving. How dare you ruin Hounds, dude, for all of us, but us by now making it the official fabric of Dr.

Jen. So they come and they- How's he gonna go for a Hounds to the joke? We got really good Hounds to the material guys. Oh yeah, Ronnie take it off. Got you. That's another thing about cold places. You guys are tricky.

You're like, it's cold as hell. Two degrees below zero, and then you're gonna be hot as fuck, sir. Mm-hmm. By the end, I'm gonna be in a fucking bikini top up here. Mm-hmm. So anyway, so they order some cocktails, and then they do some cheers. Heather's always like, she's very like,

she like dominates cheers a lot. Like she's like, she always makes it like she's controlling it. Like, okay everyone, I put on my schedule that we're choosing now. So okay, cheers. She like looks at you into your soul and like does this with her head? Cheers.

She does this too. Where she looks at. Cheers. And like she's waiting. She lifts looks at. She's waiting. She lifts her head like she's waiting for you to do it properly. Cheers. Send it around. Send it around. So Jen enters also, we're still Jen's entrance. I'm so sorry.

But Jen enters also just like she enters everywhere. I had such a day. Such a day. Such a day. So, Tommy, uh, Tommy, I'm no Tommy. I will not go back to you. No, what? No, Tommy has something important to say.

Fucking Tommy. I thought he had to bless the champagne today. She's trying real hard, really, really hard, you know. I thought he had to bless the champagne today. She's trying real hard, really, really hard, you know? So Heather's asking Jen, like, so why are you so stressed and everything like that? And so Jen is like, well, the most stressful thing is my relationship and like, we still haven't talked. Oh, you mean you still haven't had that talk? That talk, right?

Well, I was thinking that I want to have it in a professional setting and or an awkward dinner party, so... LAUGHTER You know what you mean? You mean a mediator? Or would I like to call a seven-year stitch, which you can catch tomorrow night on E television, starring me and-

This is a real show, by the way. Terry and Heather have a show called the Seven-Year Stitch, which is not about sewing. It's about them solving everyone's relationship problems. So, this is true. Did you guys not know? You guys have to know. I love an angry town hall moment

When was Osea last night Osea was last night. Yeah, it's tonight tonight. Okay. That's the night that this new show is on So thank you for being here. Thank you for choosing us over the seven-year stitch So Jen is still in this site. Like she's her storyline hasn't really moved forward because she goes I feel really disinferion. He walked out and it was a humiliation and then you decided to come back the next morning just to yell at me and then I have to go to work and be a normal person. That's exhausting. Up and down, up and down. It's an exciting day. I get up and the kids cut a school.

And I get this random email that the mortgage isn't paying. So I'm like, Ryan, still refusing to say, Ryan. I mean, she's a monster. Yeah. Ryan. I need some, and then you know what I need? I need someone to be like calm and not panicky. So instead, he's like, oh, I just get yo that.

It's like it triggers something in him. Oh, really? Oh, really? You walk in the door after leaving, after a fight, okay? Okay, I'm back. Why isn't the mortgage paid? Yeah, I, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, I, I, hmm. So if you're marrying, also if you're marrying somebody because they're paying the mortgage,

aren't you supposed to pay the mortgage? Why did I marry your rich ass? I had a gotten a job. You pay the mortgage, Richie. I'm not sure I trust Ryan with any sort of mortgage payment. So, so I had this, I have this like, you have to figure out what his language is and if it's barking like a dog, so be it.

So then shout out. Shout out with your stolen relationship advice that you're trying to peddle on your new show lady, okay? Can't you only, Ryan's love language is like stop trying to trick me into looking like a terrible husband on camera. Respect me enough to call me by my made up name and don't make me wear shirts in public. Boom! Love language!

My love language. What? So then Shannon, Shannon, Ronnie, I'm so mad. I hate love language. I'm so mad. I hate love language, I hate that terminology. You just need to learn their love language. No, you need to stop being a fucking dick to your partner, okay?

That's my love language. Feed me and shut up. That is a love language. Is that a love language? That is. I'm about to say there is a love language there. There is a love language. There is a love language.

You guys might happen for me. So Shannon chimes in. I just hired this mic because every time Heather comes on screen, I'm like, I suddenly have posture. I know. It's very scary. So Shannon, Shannon, weighs in with her expertise. Well, when David left me, I wrote him a letter.

Hi. I didn't know where to send it to, of course, because he didn't tell me where he was. I got a stack of posted notes, and I just wrote David, question mark, and then I went sticking them to every single mailbox in the neighborhood until, for a day later, he came home and said, what do you want from me dear?

So... So, I mean, in the interest of helping you, Jen, I actually brought that letter with me. No. Dear David, I hope I'm not interrupting your time with that slot on the beach. I hope I'm not interrupting your time with that slight on the beach. I hope that for that slight spurt day, when she is trying to lose a little weight, you don't take her to a pub with the only low calorie thing being a steak and potatoes

which she ordered against her will. Yeah. Maybe she might find that gesture lovely. I almost as lovely as getting your wife some sort of demonic bracelet for her birthday one year. That was in the shape of a dragon, a dragon, David. Just so you know, putting it down and riding by loving which is not a chandelier that goes up and down with a Bluetooth switch. So thanks for trying, David! In conclusion, David, I would like you to come back because although here lies Shann

and Bedore, I do believe in resuscitation and an afterlife, and I would like to start my afterlife with 30 to 40 negative thoughts and say, I have 50 to 60. For you. Like kind of used to shaman storms, be dore, I'm only keeping your name because our children are named that as well. So take that. Thank you, Jacob.

And he came back. He came back. He came back. So it sounds like, Dad. And he came back! He came back! Dad! Ah! Ah! So, it sounds like, yeah. So, I was trying to like explain to him via basketball. I said, Ryan, this is basketball.

I'm passing you the ball. And then you're dropping the ball. But you have to like throw the ball back to me. Because not only are you dropping the ball, you're walking off the court, and then I have to like stay on the court. And win the game alone, which I will. Jen, stop throwing the ball at the water boy. That's your problem She's just doing a picture own basketball team and now you're bitching about your basketball team, okay?

The coach sucks of this basketball team Heather's like, whoa, you know what? You can't win basketball alone And then tawny when she's got a point, you know. And then tawny goes, Chen, you're going to make me cry. Said no one ever about to gen to Dr. Jen. I thought it was tawny, but I wasn't so sure because every time they I've every time I hear her voice, they show tawny's face and it's just like this. She's a telepath. Yeah. She's a telepath, yeah. She just a telepath. So then Heather of course uses this as an opportunity to talk about how wonderful her marriage is, right?

Because she's saying, well you know Terry's not good at feelings. I mean, we've been together for 25 years and I swear to God, we all have the same arguments and he'll go, hey, we've been doing this for 25 years. I know the outcome. And then we see a flashback of the time that he tried to have, and he rings out his own party. This is how they're giving how I have a good marriage relationship at this. The clip of David's birthday.

What's not his birthday? It was, it was, it was Terry's birthday. It was Terry's birthday. That's why man. And this is by the way, this is supposed to be an example of how Terry doesn't have emotions. It's like, Terry doesn't have emotions. Like the time I told him he couldn't have onion rings. I mean, what?

I can't. Ooh. Yeah, so she wouldn't let, I think it was his birthday. Not sure, sorry. But I think she wouldn't let him have onion rings on. What is it? Ground breaking on the news. No, that's another one.

That's the story. No, that's where the onion rings. This is a one where she didn't let him have the onion rings on what is it? Ground breaking on the news another one. That's the story that's where the onion rings. This is a one where she didn't let him have the onion rings. Yeah, it's Vicki's new face party. It's new face. First was my guys. So this is why I love doing a live show because you get all the answers. You get all the answers right away. So anyway, so this is his 2019 or whatever who cares?

Parties she would let him have onion rings. But then they worked on her marriage because Heather knows relationships. Yes. So then she did let him have onion rings. Yes. And 20th and narrative. Yeah. There were wanted signs at a cowboy party in the dirt of their new house.

Yes. That said, onion rings. This house was built on onion rings. That's what she's saying. You know what I did? I had a party in the dirt, which is where people who eat things like onion rings gather. And I got him some onion rings, some place called Long Beach.

Oh, there are good onion rings and Long Beach? There are poor people there. Wherever there are poor, onion rings will follow. Was it some sort of circus with tigers jumping through them? I don't even know. I just ordered them and looked the other way when they arrived. So your relationship is, your relationship advice is withhold what the partner wants on their birthday,

degrade them for wanting it, and then act like you're doing them a favor when you offer them what they wanted in the first place in a mocking tone at the groundbreaking of the new mega mansion that they're building you. It's actually brilliant. It's kind of brilliant to be honest. Now that I tied it out, Heather is affecting Stockholm Syndrome Masterminds. Well, that's the book I want to buy.

So then, so then Dr. Jen says, uh, well, because then Heather's like, and then I got, I changed the narrative and I got some jewelry out of it too. And then Dr. Jen is like, oh yeah, I got jewelry also, because Ryan, he wears this like golden necklace that I make fun of him about all the time. So then he got a golden necklace that way I could wear then he can make fun of me But like it was also like a gift at the same time and then Tony goes

I love humor She said that yes, did you know she says I love humor You guys heard her say She says, I love humor. You guys heard her say that, right? I love humor. So how there's like, so when did that happen? I should like, when I mocked him, like, it's been like four years that I've been mocking him for that necklace.

No, when did he give you the necklace? Oh, well, like a few weeks ago. And she's like, so you know what that is? Oh, well, like a few weeks ago and she's like, so you know what that is? He passed the ball. He passed the back. Antoni goes, that's true! And he's like, okay, I guess that's true. I'm just like really annoyed with him. So Heather volunteers to be a go-between. Because that would she can help them out and everything. And Jen is like, oh, so you're going to be my mentor?

That's amazing. And it cuts to Shannon. And it I, what am I a mentor on? Just relationships? I've been to the mall. I know how to wear some wearer, I have trace amigas for crying out loud. I can be a mentor, God damn it. That's fine, that's fine.

I'm not jealous, I'm happy. I'm happy, I'm happy. I'm so happy, don't worry about it, guys. I'll do it. I'll be your mentor. I'm gonna return to one show to promote another show to help officially ruin your unsavable marriage. It's the Nether tells us, I think it would be really helpful to have them be around couples

who've navigated the years, the ups and downs in life, and we're also very, very wealthy. That will help. And Tony's like, you know, this is looking greener. He's called Manor Lincoln on phones, and women are like spaghetti. I love a humorous spaghetti. This is a real book by the way. Did you look it up?

Because I looked it up. Has anyone ever heard this book? Apparently, it's like a big, like, it's like a pastor wrote it. And they're trying to unit. This is what this shows doing to us. So of course, I went on to Amazon to look at the preview. Did you find Jesus? And I'm Christian now.

But also, no, it's basically like, men are like waffles, because men put things in boxes and it can only deal with one box at a time. I'm like, why aren't men like a warehouse then? And then- Yeah, that's a waffle is not like a box, sir. Men are just like boxes, they work. Because when they work, they can just be focused on one box

at a time, but women are like spaghetti. And everything that they think about touches everything else they think about. And that's why they can be good moms, and they can listen on the phone, and they can check on their baby at the same time. Was this Terry Dubrow's first shot at a book? Because it sounds oddly like Terry Dubrow later

in the episode when he's like, a man married to a woman doctor? I know. Ha! He's the one who gets dumped by that riddle where it's like the doctor operated on their own son. So, let's go over to Ding Dong. It's me, Noah. So Noah goes to visit her friend of Kenny. And I thought what was funny is they don't even bother giving any context to Kenny.

We don't find out. She doesn't even get the thing like, oh, Kenny, you know, I go way back. She's just like a really good friend. And I just need her. They don't even give her anything like, oh, can you not go way back? She's just like a really good friend and I just need her, why don't you do it? They don't even give her anything. It's just that's random, lady. He's like, oh, hello, nigga. Come on in, Nuella, please, come on in.

It's Joanna Krupa. Like, it looks just like her. I think she's Russian, and she's really auditioning for this. Okay. So Kenny is like, I have to come on, Shaw, and be the happy one for everything, everything you say, happy time for Kenny. Because they're like, she's right.

I love you, too. That's Kenny. Kenny is like, we are here to celebrate good news, right? Shumping. And while I was like, well, I mean, yeah, good thing, like here, you know, it was our mediation today. So here's to, you know, fighting for my life.

Every hour, every second, every millisecond, every second week, every, I just want to say this in case in I'm stressed. So I have to whisper right now. It's a bit... Oh, it must be so difficult being shut quiet for so long. No, mediation, not meditation, can you come on, keep up. Oh!

Can he literally go? Oh, I was in a detention! Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

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Could someone get security? She's like, is this me Asian? Oh man, this is Southwest Airlines, could you please get off of our intercom system? Hi, this is Tammy from Panda Express in terminal three. We have a lady behind the counter here. We can't get rid of She says she wants to see someone named James And Kenny goes

This is a depressing scene, man. So there are like, well, James ended up face timing in and we were in two separate rooms. And for him to not show up was got ranching. I had to stand there and the Hudson news by myself for so long. And they don't even sell entertainment weekly anymore. I didn't hear his voice. I didn't see him. We were in two separate rooms at the end of opposite ends of a very long hallway.

I couldn't even feel his room. For him to not even show up from Puerto Rico to attend a meeting that he could do over Zoom. God. Ranshing. God. You know, I went in there and I was like, the golf bag is mine. God. You know, I went in there and I was like, the golf bag is mine, the golf cart is mine.

I got nothing in response. It was God wrenching. I mean, all he wanted to discuss was money. I mean, none of the personal things that have happened since we started our deep affair while he was still married to someone else for five years of our relationship. Can you imagine? Ken is like, we only have five minutes left before his wife gets back, so we should wrap up the scene. No, Ella has nuts of steel.

I gotta say. I stopped myself from saying balls and then chose nuts. Weirdly invented her. What can I say? Um, so then we see Kenny try to drink. She goes. Rom is doing something like with the bottle right now. I mean, wow.

Can't have some orange County lips trying to drink right there. And then, like, in such a, like, perfectly sad and desperate moment when they get up to go and can he's like, well, you make it yourself happy with what you have. And Nuel is like, with great friends like you. And Kenny goes, I love when you visit me. Please come back. I need this job so badly. Otherwise, back to Jamba Juice.

So then we go over. Okay. Oh, God, I, this show, this episode is so good. I forgot that there was even this scene in it. Oh, they're still by the way. Oh my god sir in the front I'm so sorry. You're gonna be here for 15 more hours. Yes, this is not gonna. Yeah, this is mad at me. I mean times everyone settle in doing you need to do Text the babysitter so so have this is the moment. I feel like we've been waiting for all monster monster This is like when Charlize Theron everyone's like oh my god. Look how gorgeous wonderful she is and then she played monster And they were like I see you now

Gina go ahead tell them for me. This is the moment. I've been waiting for all season which is Heather Finally going to Gina's house No, no rewind I can't even believe that you're not furious about this. I just gave a monologue about how mad I am. And then you're like, Oh, I thought you were referring to life. She might have took an entire roll of paper out to smash one little spider on the ground.

I know, I was getting to that. I was getting to that. I was a whole roll of paper test. It was crazy. It was the spider. I know. The ain't these California speeders. The needle. That is paper towel abuse. How dare you abuse paper towels. I know. I know. I think these California speeders, they mean them.

That is paper towel abuse. How dare you? I know. Abuse paper towels. Those are one of the most important things God has given us. Yeah, enjoy the awkward rhythm as you pull paper towels off your crushed paper towel.

Core now. Like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We all know we've all been there. One of those 19 children is gonna come down and wipe their face with spider guts on it because you know that she's gonna put that right back up. It's Gina. So that's the name of her sitcom also.

It's Gina. Gina. I'm just a poor goal who was found by a millionaire and may have given a dress up. So Heather comes in and of course she has a rack of clothing that she brings in. It's just like I'm rich, you're poor, here I am, you know. I didn't know your size, so I brought a rack. So this isn't... Oh, go ahead, sorry. I mean this is interesting because we're gonna do a closet,

makeover. I didn't realize we're going to start the tour by walking into the closet. No, this is my house. This isn't your closet. All of this. This is your house. So you live in a closet. No, it's my house.

They have kitchens and closets now. It's my house. Heather so full of shit, too, because there were only two jackets, and she brought an entire rack, and it was covered with this black zipper rack cover thing to act like she brought over all these clothes. She brought two jackets that you got off Amazon, okay? And they weren't even cute.

Yeah, so then she's like, all right, do I get a tour? And she's like, yeah, that's the California speed line. I just killed. Okay, first, we need to stop murdering speeders. Okay, speeding is a crime, but it's not punishable by death. Also, this giant clock in your fire is freaking me out. That clock was that like Gina's way of trying to like,

you know, like look a little smaller or something. Like that clock was enormous. You know, loves a big clock. That clock, I feel like when Gina way of trying to like, you know, like look a little smaller or something. Like that clock was enormous. You know, loves a big clock. That clock. I feel like when Gina first came on the show, she had all the Gina decor. Everything was like, gather, bless this house, live love, and then it all disappeared.

And I was like, well, maybe she moved on, but that clock. It was like, oh, she just, she has like a little cubby hole that she puts it away on the cameras. Yeah. Once you go home, good, you never go back. Okay, how do I care? You know there's always a big clock somewhere. So she starts giving Heather this tour and Heather's like,

oh, so this little room, what are those holes in the tile there? She's like, those are bathroom sinks. Oh! I didn't realize that they made those in this material, whatever that is that cardboard? It's like that's the kids bedroom. That's the kids bathroom. Which kid?

All of the kids. Now, where is the movie theater though? So, all of them, you mean all of them who make fun of the kid who has this terrible bathroom or no all of the kids use this scene bathroom. She's like, does this door lead to your subterranean basketball court by any chance? All right, here's another room. Oh, how fun. Is that a dog crate? It's a bunk bed. What's a bunk? Is that a kind of dog? Is that where you put your China?

As you put China on a bunk bed, I don't understand it, really. And there's like, wow, a bunk bed. Just amazing to me that six dogs share this same bed. So then there's like one of those little door, you know, the tiny doors, which is like, I guess the attic, but not in the attic? What do you call that? It's like an under the stairs.

It's like a floor, but there's no stairs. A crawl space. It's like, yeah. So yeah, they go to the closet. And all this time, Heather's been very polite. She's like, oh, love it. Oh, I love the way that you're so efficient with this. But this is lovely.

And then she walks in the closet. And she goes, holy shit, oh my god. I cannot do this any longer. She like bends down and gets into it. She goes, ooh, it's scary in here. There is claws. She just comes in and a full hazmat suit. The smallness, I can't have the smallness touch me.

Well, she's not getting away from it. Cause next step is Gina's prom dress. Oh my God. I have to say, I think I was largely on Heather's side during the rest of the scene. I mean, Gina, I don't care where you're from, what decade it is. That looks like you got a cut

and didn't put a band-aid on it I'm in like two weeks later it turned into gel, you know It was like mustard Melted on there and it's already mustard's already a liquid, but it like melted on her and there was like an attached scarf with friends It's like yellow and black and red So Heather's like, Gina doesn't understand her personal style. Well, that's one way to put it.

So she says that she wants to help Gina dress young and edgy. I'm like, you were just in a restaurant with a gigantic LV. I'm like, who are you? When I think of Young and Edgy, I always think of Heather DeBrow. Always, every time. I have many children of the LGBTQ community. I'm Young and Edgy.

You know, she's got some nice pieces in her closet, but you just can't see them. They're just shoved in there with blobby silhouettes and lottery tickets. Just waiting for Shannon Bedouor's head to pop out. He's in my family of something. I could be helping with the wardrobe too. I just want to put that out there.

But anyone needs me. I am a good friend to you. I was her friend first. No, okay. I will be over. Sam is said popping out from the tiny door. Huh, excuse me. Maybe you could have a sequin green jacket that you could wear on St. Patrick's Day and say,

tap of the morning, Tenga. So, Gina now brings out her wedding dress, which, you know, is like, you're not supposed to make fun of people's wedding. LOL, it's terrible. It's also terrible. So then Heather's like, so how many homes have you moved this dress into? And do we clarify that the box does not count as a home, correct? That box is like a giant cake box from Jersey.

I got home. Oh my cake. So Gina has her like I Maybe they wouldn't wear it. They definitely wouldn't wear it I don't even know your children, but I can promise you no one's gonna wear this Let's burn it You know I was open when they would grow up and they would see her, and they would mean like, I don't know, they'd make something out of that,

like a clock or something, a big clock. And then, and then Gina says her tagline, and that makes me see-ah. Well, what if you do something fabulous with it? Give it to an unfortunate person. I'm sorry. A more unfortunate person. I have a great idea.

What if we do something absolutely wonderful with it? Let's burn it. Yeah. So then Emily is in the backseat with all of her kids, which I think is like the title of her relationship. Yeah. So she's back there and they're coming back from the baptism reception, which thank you, church.

Yeah, thank you for not being us through that. We can just not allow in cameras. We can just go directly to the reception where we have out of nowhere, a cameo from Lizzie. Lizzie. Lizzie's there. They get through a lot of respect. Yeah, she just like.

We never see her hear from her again. No, she just smiles and moves on. So then Emily was talking, she starts talking about how Annabelle was getting ready in the morning and Emily starts crying again. So all her girlfriends are there, right? And so she's like, you know, a whole long girl's, I'm gonna have a moment with Shane, who's an amazing, amazing, I'm like Shane, you really made me cry. I mean, I didn't even know you were gonna do

a blessing. Did you write that down? And he's like, now. The California State Bar wrote it for a man. So it just... It was from a heart. You know, you get up there and the spirit just takes over. And that's it. And she's like, you feel like someone's telling you what to say? King of God, Caval! God just has the worst sense of humor ever.

God has been telling Shane what to say this whole time. I know. I just, the idea of like, Shane having the spirit taking over Shane, I can imagine going from like, hi, I'm Shane Simpson. Oh, the spirit just took over me. I'm happy baptism. Whoa, that was a lot. Oh, she's like in 13 years,

that was the only, the only the second time I've ever seen you cry. And I didn't even have to take your chocolate milk away this time. And he goes, yeah. And she goes, I think she's trying to make him cry or something. She goes, thanks for being such a good dad.

You're a good man, the shainy brown. You're a good man. The way you sit there, and not talk, and stare at judge mentally, and not talk some more. You're a good man, Shane. And he goes, yeah, shut up. You shut up. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. I'm just over there like, I love Shane over and over. I love you, I love you. That was a shut up with that, sorry. Like a very upset when my housewives are on, okay? Don't bother mom doing her story. So really, sorry, that was so harsh. I'm sorry, okay.

No, it goes. So, sorry. So Emily is like, yeah, I picked the best bad for my kids and he goes, yeah, your dress is really uneven right? Well, my boobs are uneven once bigger than the other and he goes we need to make them both big Is that a king? I can't tell is Is that a king? It's like a... They're wearing godcats. I'm okay. It's all godcats of now.

So outside, she's sitting with the... And now it's time to talk shit with Gina, right? Yeah. So Gina's over there. I think she's wearing a hat. Oh, maybe that's just in my mind. But I think she's wearing a big, like Kyle Richardson from Forever 21. But I'm not sure I didn't write it down.

So they're talking about Emily's basically, oh, she's in the yellow. It makes skin dress. She does her yellow terrible pattern. Yeah, exactly. So now it's time to celebrate this baptism. We're going to talk to you about Shannon Bedouard. So Emily's like, so you're going to New York soon, huh?

Hey, remember how you told me you thought Shannon was gel of your relationship with Heather? Well, she's like, you told her, didn't you? Yeah. No, I told her. I told her. And Gina goes, well, this is my first day of high school. I know when I say something to Emily,

that it's going to get back to Shannon. And I'm not going to lie and say that I'm above it and didn't wanna take that shot. Yeah, Gina's ready. Gina's ready. She gives us big smile to us. And I'm like, okay, I take everything back. I said about your wedding dress.

Welcome to the table, Gina. I feel like Gina has been like sort of stuck having to be a shining friend for the past few years and now she finally has like an option and so she's like ready to like jump ship, right? So that's a rich friend now. She has a rich friend. She has a her just a friend who comes by with pink jackets. Yes. So So Emily's like, yeah, well she said that you really like to to your own horn and talk about yourself Emily She never said that is she never said that? She never said that, and then Gina goes, She's the popper bubble.

Ha, ha, ha. I also don't know what horn Gina is to be honest, but Gina's like, Well, you know what? I like to talk about myself a lot. Like, you know what? Now she's starting to really piss me off for one of our friends to try to take that away from me.

And that's what you get about who I am from me. And that's what I'm like, that's what you get about who I am. Really everything. That's what you take. That's your takeaway that I talk about myself too much. You don't fucking know me at all. Fuck, Shannon. Okay, I've been divorced. I have kids. I have a small house. We're trying to get to a bigger house. I got to know that you're doing it again. You're talking about yourself. Oh, really? Oh, sorry. Like, Gina, all you do is talk about yourself and say you feel sad. So then um, Shannon and John holding hands. Hmm. I wonder where we're going to go eat. Oh, here's a place. How romantic. Oh my god. This is where John and I can drink together and not say anything of importance.

Okay. The quiet woman. Here we go. Back to the quiet woman. Sandin just loves with this, this is true. You know, when you wait tables, they're like, remember people's names, they love that. And they sure do.

I mean, Jesus Christ, how much money does Shannon spend? I mean, I know she gets to shoot there for free, but she goes there all the time. She's always on Instagram like, here is me at the quiet woman. You want to say anything, Sean? He's like, hello, Shannon. She's like, oh, yes.

You're so ready, can I? Is it fine? I'm going to have, I'm going to have Cass and he goes with some lime. You know, the usual, thanks Julius. Well, my name's Robert, but anyway, bye. So they start talking about how her, like, you know, she got news from the dark that her libido might be low.

And she's like, that's ridiculous. My libido being like, I mean, I mean, I, I mean, I, let me tell you something. Both John and I have said to each other that we've never experienced this level of intimacy with another partner. I mean, just the other night, we watched Antique's Roadshow together.

I mean, that was intimate. And I hate to argue with a kind of doctor, or whoever Shannon goes to see. But the doctor tells her, I say kind of, because it's like Shannon, you know, doc, it's like a healthy, yes. So she goes to see this doctor and the doctor's like, listen, you're not metabolizing food properly,

and that's gonna give you problem with sex. That is some bullshit. I don't think I've ever metabolized a full calorie. Morning all the time. I don't believe anyone on Vanderpump rules eats and they're having babies left in the right, so. So they move the discussion over of course to So you know now that we're talking about how intimate we are and how much we love each other So Gina You know, now that we're talking about how intimate we are and how much we love each other, Jean of the bitch. So, Jean of.

You know, I had the girls over for my brunch and at one point Heather brought up Jean as healthcare. Oh, her skin care, row healthcare. Jean has healthcare. I'm concerned about her PPO. I certainly hope that she at least has healthcare. I certainly helped it. She at least has health care. Oh God, you know, like, we laugh now, but like in like two years, there's probably some sort of like Heather DeBro commercial that's like, how is your health care? Hi, I'm

Heather DeBro from television, Saranj County. The Heather DeBro healthcare. I laugh at this, but my friends have totally had that conversation with over and over. It's like, hey, hey, cheers, cheers, cheers, everybody. My friends like Ronnie, you have health care yet. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Out of all of us, you need health care the most.

Would you get some health care? No, no need that. So, Shahan and his base are like, I just don't know where to go with my friend, but China, I'm confused. This is where windshield wipers are coming out. We haven't seen them a lot. The last season was all the windshield wipers, but this season they've been pretty chill. Now she's like, I'm confused. I don't know. I'm confused as to some of our statements when

the wipers going towards you. And judgments that are coming from because I believe they're coming from arrogance. Big windshield wiper on that one. Arrogance. Arrogance. I will wave in a plane if you let me, let me do this, and if I'm there, arrogance! Arrogance! And so I'm like, that is beyond me, and it's cruel. And I don't know where she gets off trying to make Shannon Bedore look like Shannon Bedore has no friends. I hate to bring up love language again, but I just disloved language.

That is Shannon's love language. Yes. You're right. And her name is Shannon Bedouard Shannon Bedouard. She's like I have so many friends How are you? It's a pot of plant, isn't it? It is okay. I love humor It is. Okay. I love humor.

It's tawny. I love him. Help your friend. Can he just bash us her? No, it's me for friends. So she got Jarm to be all pissed. She's like, who does she think she is? I know.

So then, now the mark is here. Heather DeBro and Terry is the dinner party. Heather and Terry. Oh my God. It's actually the three dinner party. It's Heather and Terry doing a walk through to make sure everything's okay. Listen, this is very last minute, very last minute party, very, very last minute. She goes into the kitchen, there's two chefs, 10-kater waiter.

An entire staff, like, all, like, Nobu is closed for the night because she hired all the waiters. I'm gonna check the glassware, everybody, just to make sure that you, idiots, didn't write this time, okay? And she tells us, having a party like this is like directing a production.

It's just so last minute. You know what, I'm sorry, everyone, I'm sorry that this is, it's just a little simpler than what I'd like to know about you. And then we steal your table setting. And there's like little crystals, and there's like miniatures, like little animals doing Cirque du Soleil, animals Cirque du Soleil, and there's like sparklers and whimsy and there's printed menus from not even the kinkos, because I didn't even recognize that font. No. It was like the pirus or whatever it's called. Was it called? Anyway.

So she's like, oh, you know, the party favors aren't even that good this time. And then they show two giant wrapped gifts. They're like wrapped in gold and wrapping paper for each. They're the little human souls. She's like, I bought everyone a soul. So then, so then, then she, and then Terry is like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like,

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Huh. Terry, and amuse-bush is always first. That's the point of it. It's a delights to the mouth. It's French. She goes, and look, onion rings. She goes, oh, I'm in rings. Huh. Wow. Yeah, I just wanted a tendency that we're happy and very, very, very rich. We're so carefree. We're so carefree.

We're so carefree. A mess, bitch, a mess, bitch, a mess, bitch, a mess, bitch, a mess, bitch, a mess, bitch. So then we go to Jen and Ryan in their car, come on. Oh my god. You know what, Ryan looks like. Ryan looks like one of those kids who doesn't realize his being sent to like bad Gets camp.

Like, he thinks he's going to like the mall and his mom is dropping him off so he has to go into the wilderness for two weeks. He's like, where are we gonna be there? Almost, Ryan, almost. This isn't the mall. He's always looking for the exit even in a car. He's like... And he's even in a car. He's like,

I was like, licking his lips, like, His tongue just sticks out of his mouth like on the top of his lips, like, He has a little, He's like, don't worry, Ryan, you can just talk about super-fisual stuff, like, sports and stuff all night. He's like, sports aren't exactly superficial. They're a metaphor for life. When are we going to just out-calf? She's like, I know. It's like the metaphor A and A be the other day. Remember?

Dropping the ball. So they ball up to security and Jen has to like check in and he's so confused. I don think he's ever seen a security guard before he's like what's what's what's happening like it's a gated community And then she really blows his mind because she goes it's a double gate. That was the first game He goes wait there were gates back there. There were more come, Ryan, we're trying to be on your side here, but. She's like, no, Ryan, there are more gates. No, sorry, no, Ryan, there are more gates ahead of us, OK? And then she tells us, Ryan has no idea what he's getting himself into.

I just told him we were going to dinner. And then she goes, it's a gated community and a gated community. And he goes, seems repetitious. He didn't think he could say, sounds like a couple of assholes to me on national television. So repetitious worked. I got it. So then Heather and Terry doing their last minute prep. Listen, we're going to print last minute,

but we're going to do it in a shadow scene in front of our window that overlooks the entire earth. Yeah. Terry, Terry, go check yourself out in that strange mirror that's in the shape of an obelisk. Why do they have that mirror? It was literally like a Egyptian obelisk, but it's a mirror. And Cher is like checking himself out and can only see his nose down to his...

It's so she's trying, goals. So bizarre. And then he feels back and he's like, huh? Hey, I have a label on my jacket still. Isn't this how you show your successful? We just saw Gina scene with all of Gina's label still on of her on her clothes, you know, how there's like, give me that jacket. She's cutting it up, throwing every little piece into the fire. So Jan and Ryan are at the front door of this

huge fake, you know, chateau. And Ryan's like looking and he's like, stupid fight and then he just goes, why couldn't the dog have come? He was gonna bring it, the Chihuahua, to dinner party. And she gets like, do we ring? Do we ring? Do we just go in? And she says, I mean, you just, you never know. And he goes, who doesn't? No, we don't go in. When the door is tall as the city mall,

no, you don't just walk into that house. Yeah, there are probably automatic little guns, hooked a little camera. If get, if Gandalf the wizard is standing in front of those doors, you do not pass. Can you imagine working for Amazon and having to go to fucking other's house? Oh my god, gate through the gate,

through the guns from the doors. So they welcome, they welcome, they come in, the doors open, and had their enter. I'm getting overwhelmed in motion, guys. Things repetitious. So the door is open, and thank God someone on Twitter mentioned this, they're like, be sure to listen for this, and I did, because they welcome the man, they walk in, and then the door closes, and the door literally goes, ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- They go in and they're get the way. Someone's asking, is it a winner? No, no, no, because I'm a dancer. It's because the waiter's like, I ask questions, I ask if my guests want something to drink. I'm edgy.

I guarantee you, a waiter died this night, by the way. OK. Where's the waiter to ask about the drinks? So she goes, so what do you, who wants a drink? Who wants a drink? I'm going to do a sloppy point. Who wants a drink? Who wants a drink? I'm gonna do a sloppy point. Who wants a drink? Who wants a drink? This is my rich, but I'm still down with the people

because I'm flopping my pointies here now. I'm just gonna pointiing it. Who wants a drink? So, champs, vodka, what do you want? Anything. I've literally, I've got everything, I've got vodka growing in the backyard. That's how rich I am.

And Ryan's like, I'll just have some water please. And she goes, oh, OK, do you like ice with that? And Terry goes, yeah, would you like some vodka or a gin with that? Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, just some off the cuff moments from us, the Debrose. I mean, Ryan has never had a sip of alcohol in his life. So, Terry, normally this is when I feel like when someone said that to me, I normally go, oh, okay, cool. And you just sort of zip it because you don't know what stories behind that. But Terry goes, oh, okay, well, first question.

Are you Mormon? Alcoholic? And Ron's like, oh yeah, those are always the first questions. And Terry goes, I mean, not even a taste. Huh. Ron's like, nope. Marijuana, cocaine, heroin. Nope, nope. Amuse-buse. Nope. Marijuana, cocaine, heroin. Nope.

Nope. Amuse-Buse. Nope. Nope. And there's like, come sit on our awkwardly sized velvet booth against a gigantic wall. Yeah. This is weird for your area. It's a weird for your seating area.

Just like this little, I don't know, little thing. Also, Ryan's really playing up the Beverly Hillbilly's sing away too much, because he's like, oh, okay, a booth. And then they bring him some water and he goes, oh, well, that's the tap water, right? Oh, okay. You can't even have filtered water. Got it, got it, Ryan.

And then Jen is also excessively kind of like babying him or mothering him or whatever it is. He's just like, are you okay? Are you okay? He's like, great. He goes, a little strange having shoes on and then we look at his shoes. And there were like black dress shoes with black Nike ankle length socks with the Nike logo right over the tongue of the shoes. And, honestly, it was so worth it to see Heather look down there. It was like, Heather thought nothing could get worse than Gina's closet. She was like, oh, oh! She was, I love the socks though. She can't even. And he's like, I don't wear shoes often. And Terry goes, wow. It was like, it was literally like an 80s comedy.

I was like, oh my God. I was like, I mean, was everyone else cringing as much as I was in this moment? Cause I was like, oh, thank you, Bravo. So, so Heather's like, okay, you know what? Jen, Jen and I are gonna go to the kitchen to check on the 30 employees doing everything for me very last week.

I'm gonna check. Yeah, that's the thing when you have all that staff, you don't have the excuse that you're gonna check on the food. So, so Jen is like, ah, she wants really fun to see him and work out socks and clothes. I feel like we're at our wedding. The funny thing is I don't think she was kidding. No.

You know that happened in like the living room with just the two of them, at like a web TV, pre-work. Web TV. So then, Heather's being all nice. Like, let's go check in on the food, let's check in on the food, and then she finds like a waiter or something,

and I just, let's check in on the food. I wanna make sure that someone's always serving something, come through. So many needs to keep coming through. Someone needs to be. Always offering. There are four people here. A, B, O, always be offering.

So Terri and Ryan go downstairs and Jen's like, oh my God, I mean, Ryan seems to be doing good. Like, he hasn't ripped out God bless America yet, so. Knock on wood. I feel like Ryan is on his first day of kindergarten. And so now Terry takes Ryan down to his like bar or down. It's like a weird fun house or something down there. And Terry's Ryan's like looking out the lights. No drinking.

No drugs. At all. Huh. And we're like, nope. Bob Sports, lot of gambling. Ah, gambling. Terri is so happy. He's like, listen brother, like this backdoor pilot's not going to work unless he give me

something to work with, huh? Okay, give me advice for crying out loud. So what's your game? And he's like, I played poker for a living until the kids were born and I've never really had a job. I'm sorry, it's like, so you do more kid stuff than she does. Come on, come on right. And he's like, that would be fair to say.

Wow, I mean, it's kind of an interesting role reversal. I can't imagine as a guy being married to a doctor. She married the perfect person. What is that like? Woman doctor, no comprand, I don't understand. Lady who goes to school gets doctor degree weird. Do you just keep getting your breasts removed as they keep trying to grow in? Because I just, this doesn't, no compute. And Ryan, of course, thinks it's a compliment. He's like, yeah, you should mention that to her.

You should mention that to her. So here I'm thinking this is just going to be an awkward dinner, a double date between the de bros and the Dr. Jens. And then it's like, oh shit, Heather is going in for the kill. Now, because Ann walked Nancy and Mike bellow, the official rich friends of Orange County, these are the people who own a vineyard,

and they are just like, they just exist to be rich. And they're there to give Heather a cherry. Mario Singer is Mario Singer in some lady. Like, that one. That one's rich. And so they come in and Nancy goes up to Jen and she goes, Oh hi, Jen. Jen, do you need some more champagne? There is a waiter. I swear to God, there's a waiter strung up in the backyard.

No, yeah, he's done. And so Nancy says, Jen, what's your husband's name? And she goes, run, like an orange, Ryan, and Nancy goes like this. She was the most, it was amazing. She goes like this. Pfft. Pfft.

She's like, I'm too rich to be bothered with this right now. Pfft. Please answer the question. Ryan, orange, red. Please. Heather, thanks for inviting the performance artist. This is gonna be a great night. Heather is like, yeah, these are my best friends, you know?

And look, here's another couple. This one, Sarah. She's rich, but also very down to earth. And Sarah is one of those like California ladies. He's like, guys, smell me. I got this sent from a gas station in Maui. I'm like, oh, wow, a gas station in Maui. Fuck off to you, too, Sarah.

So they all sit down at the table and Ryan's, you know, just like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Like, he's looking around. He's trying to figure it all out. And, and Jen says, Ryan can act very aloof in social situations and people take it as arrogance.

I'm like, I don't think people take it as arrogance. I'm like, I don't think people take it as arrogance. It's so hard to tell with people who don't speak and just look blankly, you know, because you don't know if they're a jerk or if they're an abuser, like, come on. I mean, at this point, I'm like, I'm not fit, I just mean like a terrible man or like they're like secretly like, where's he rich?

Like you just never know, don't be blank. That's why labels are important. Yeah. So how I walk in, my name is Ronnie, I'm a podcaster, I'm a homosexual. Anybody? And it works. Crout of people around them. I think too much. Anybody else? Anybody else? So this is smoke with them, who'd a fuck by the end of the night? You know? So this is Heather's inner monologue as they approach the table. I think I know the menu. What they know the menu? The moon's bruises out there.

The moon's bruises out there. The moon's bruises. Then all of a sudden she goes, the moon's bruises must be in the first. That's mine. Like, no, I'm cares. But she's just like, guys, there's an elephant in the room. I know, we can all address it. The moon's bruises an elephant in the room. I know, we can all address it.

The Moose Boosh is second on the menu. I apologize, there, we said it. But you know Nancy cared. You know she did. You know she saw that menu and was like, oh, she's like, I'm sorry, it's so good. Did Orange Ryan put that there?

I'm sorry, it's so good. It's like a laugh vomit. So Terry's like, so is that the truth that the Moose goes first and she goes, I mean, I don't know what that is. So. Dancer is about to do a spit-take all over the place. Dancer's about to do a spit-take all over the place. Dancer's about to do a spit-take all over the place. Dancer's about to do a spit-take all over the place.

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It's literally a bite. So now, one of my favorite parts, the episode, hey, can you scoot your chair, angleated towards me? OK. A little bit. A little bit. Oh, can you go a little bit towards a little bit? A little bit.

Can you just do this? Can you pretend that we're married and a scooch? Can you scooch? Can you just scooch? Ryan. Ryan, in front of people. Can you pretend that we're married in a scooch? Can you scooch? Can you just scooch? Ryan. Ryan in front of people. Can you just scooch? Angle, no, angle.

You're going the wrong angle. Other way, do you write this way? Angle, towards the toy. Towards the toy. Can you? Can you just, no? Can you? Can you just, no. Here, stop, set, set. Okay, good job, good job, here you go. Nancy's like, barb laugh. So Heather's like so

Chen is hammered And the more hammered she gets the more introverted Rhinrhinrhinrhin gets This is bad. This is bad Hey Let's do It's what time is the right it's toast time. It's toast. Hey, let's do, it's what time is the right, it's toast time. It's toast time. OK.

Just look at my watch. I've got three out of four of my toast-divide rings. OK, let's go. We're going to get there. Let's do a toast. We're going to get there. Let's do it in very non-volger, lovely, sophisticated toast. I got it something, I got one.

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even though the chops out is first on the menu. I apologize again. So, Mario Singer tries to make small talk, because this is just awkward. It's super rich person small talk. He's like, so, guys, we bought this new condo. person small talk. He's like so guys we bought this new condo. I was like well people like it well they're not lying down I mean I lie yeah it's not like people are gonna lie I don't know who's gonna like it it's a condo. So it's such a small world you know say it's Paul and I we went to the same high school same private high school this is Jen drunk Cam while he talks. Yeah so we both went to the same high school, same private high school, but I'm not talking about that. This is Jen Drunkham while he talks.

Yeah, so we both went to the same private high school. He wound up going to Baster, I actually wound up going to Amherst. We reconnected afterwards, we're at the club, I saw him, and I was like, love the boat shoes. They didn't know this funny junk cam. So then it's time to eat. The main course. We've had our mous-boush in the wrong place on the menu.

We've had our chop salad. And now the entree. Everyone takes out their napkins. It's a steak with onion rings. And runs like. Rhy's like. Ryan's like. Putsa. Putsa. Putsa, big ass napkin, right in his collar.

And Heather, I wish I could put a microphone up to my eyeballs because her eyes were like this. And so I was like, can you just put that down, Ryan? Just put it down. He's like, but she always says I don't have manners. His inner thoughts, like, this is manners, right? He's like, I don't want to dirty my shirt. The shirt. Because you know, it's not one of the shirts.

It's the shirt. It's the shirt. It's, but by the way, it's also a black shirt. It could take some onion ring. Is that same black, shiny, short polo shirt? It's like, like, you get from Costco. It's the Kirkland shirt. I own it. And I wear under shows all the time.

Listen, I am like Ryan. Well, I'm not quiet or dumb. But I'm similar in the dress sense. I wear that shirt everywhere. I almost packed with this trip until I watch that episode. I wish you had. I wore leather crocs until last year. And the only reason I don't was because they were so worn out,

rain was coming through the bottom part. So I get you, man. Dops my boy. So they're all just like staring at the snap and as it comes down they're like, oh, and Heather is like, what are we protecting? The one shirt?

So then, so they just all kind of like try to push out of their minds and Mike starts talking about how he's been married and man, sold man's over here for 40 years. And Jen goes, that's super rad by law, that's super rad. Super rad. Super rad. So Heather's like, okay, now that we've heard from my much richer friends who have stayed married, I just want to say none of this is easy, but it's worth working for e-tellivision

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I'm gonna date that guy. At first, you think she's dissing his Louis Vuitton sunglasses, but then she's like, I'm gonna date him. And then you called me four weeks later. What? You cruise the guy at the high-end place breakfast buffet. Fucked him.

You know that all in my table like, what is a buffet? So... Been there. So not... So then Terry goes, so how long was it before you, how long were you dating before you proposed? And then he goes, oh well, was it before you, how long were you dating before you proposed? And then he goes, oh well, we had children before we got married, and then I got a job off

for Harvard, and I mean, it's freaking Harvard, okay? And I'm not, and I'm like, I'm not gonna give up my career for any freaking man, even though we were three children together. I came out of the best thing in life, and I'm talking about vagina's, right? It's fucking Harvard. Am I right, Nance? High five, Nance. And then Ryan, remember Ryan, you started sweating and then you just pulled out a ring and he's like, and then he just pulled out a ring and he's like, can't be grow a ring. She's like, no, Ryan, I'm telling a story.

Put the onion ring down, Ryan. Put it down. And Mario goes, oh, that's cool. That, that is cool, right, guys. That's a cool story. And then Heather goes, okay, it's a ride. What's your side of the story? He goes, okay, so Ry, what's your side of the story? He goes, just go with that one. But, okay, we're trying to shoot a pilot here for our show on E. What did you

think about that moment? Which she said. And Terry goes, wow, what she said. And Terry goes, wow, I mean, I think we have to swear the witness in, am I right, everyone? And Mike, the marrious singer is like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I was up and remember running, you had all those plans like at the Ritz Carlton and online. I said I want to hear from Ron. What happened? Here's what happened. I freaked the fuck out.

All right, that's what happened. Jen, if you ever interrupt me again. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're gonna do this a lot more than just in a party. So it's like says, Heather, Heather's like, go ahead, you've got the floor. And Ryan's just red, like shaking, not answering. And so he says again, I'm just going to go with what she said.

And Heather goes, and there we are. Ah! Continuing the rage, containing the rage. Just solved it. Just solved it. So then Jen goes, we'll run. Do you remember that that was actually the proposal? I guess, yep. He does a lot of like that lip over the bottom of his, top lip over the bottom, going over his bottom lip,

which shows that like he's containing Raid's shoe like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No. This is totally awkward, and everyone's like, oh my god, is he terrified of Jen? Like, what's going on with this guy?

So then Jen, just in case you guys were afraid that Jen is controlling, Jen. It's like, can you give me love? I mean, Ryan, and he's like, I said, and it starts rubbing her back. No, he starts rubbing her back. And he starts rubbing her back. She goes, no, no, like we're married.

Do it again, but like, no, do it like we're married. And he goes, yes, later. No, no. She's showing me love, like we're married, you know? Like, and then she goes, Heather D, Heather D, I'm sorry, I'm totally condescoring everything. Yeah.

Uh, it's in front of me, I'm like a drinking scale right now. Like, this wine is fantastic by the way. You know, like, Mara Singer and Nancy, who make the wine are like, we don't need the fucking porpers and tell us that. It's amazing. It's amazing, amazing. Who make the wine or like we don't need the fucking poor person tell us that

So then jams jam jams like I love you Ryan. I love you It gets more and more this is really good wine. It's really good by the way. It's really good. Why hey Ryan I fucking love you. I love you. I'm gonna fucking wear, huh? Maybe good drinking. No, good drinking. No, so he's not gonna be a good wine. No, but he has good wine, he has good wine though. So he's hovering and then Ryan just leaves and goes and sits on a chair in the hallway

and starts swiping on his phone, like fuck this. So then, so then Terry's like, okay, all right, well, well, let's just do a toast, the clothes have this evening. And excuse me. Chos, chos, should we do a toast? One more toast. Nose, ghost, toast, okay. All right. No, it's a test. No, it goes toast. Okay. All right. So then it's time for the drunken lady to leave.

So she can barely walk out, you know. So Heather's like, oh, you know, they're lovely. I'm so glad they shared. So then in the car with Shannon Rine, she's like, do awesome. You do this so awesome. You know what, do you wanna just pat my head while I'm on your lap?

No, right? Like this. Like I'm on your lap and I'm asking. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, so bro, how often do you work out? You're the driver.

He's like talking to the driver. And then back in the house, where the rich people are, now that Jen and Ryan have left, Nancy is so like that rich lady goes, oh, he's very shy. Oh, he's very shy. We be so cute and dorklin shy.

Uh, I do cardio, sir. How much? Like 45 minutes in the morning, sir. Before you eat. Can you put your arms around me? It's like later. Later. So back with Heather and Terry.

Heather's like, they're nice aren't they? Mmm. So sweet. Terry's sweet. Let's be honest. They're a mess. And Heather goes,

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