Watch What Crappens - #1713 RHOC: Childish Syracuse-ations

Episode Date: March 10, 2022

Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that she's having as much fun as they are. In a surprise twist that leaves us stunned and changed for life, we meet Heather's mother. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And tonight it's real housewives of Orange County with Heather's mother. I mean, wow. Wow. Fantastic. Yep. Dreaming true for me. Mommy issues come from places. Okay. They're called mommies. And we give them tonight.

So before we get into that everybody We will be traveling again next week to come see you guys What it's gonna be an amazing time. Okay, we're gonna come to we're gonna start on Thursday Next week we're going to be in Philadelphia We're gonna be recapping real housewives of New Jersey, Philadelphia, March 17th. The next night we're in Washington, D.C., we'll be doing O.C. in D.C. And then the next night we are going to be in Pittsburgh,

Pennsylvania, and we are going to be doing something, either a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey or a classic Real Housewives of Orange County, you're voting on Instagram till tomorrow. We'll decide tomorrow, which is Thursday. So today, I guess is when you guys will get your votes in and we will see. Guy, we were gonna do summer house,

but it is not on next Day. They're like, we just, we just don't have Lindsay around for press this next week. She's just going to be under a bench somewhere. So we'll just have to like, I know the only person that would be able to say anything is Carl and he doesn't have a whole lot going on this year. So, yeah, they're like, we're going to book many of the cast members I watch what happens live, but they've already gotten many plans to hang out with beer funnels. So we're just going to push the entire episode a week. Right, they're working on their rosacea for the week. So everybody, thank you so much for being here. Go get tickets at watchortcrapins.com. There's

ticket links there and go get your crap and smurch for the show. Lots of fun stuff. Some new crap and spoof emoji leggings, some new water crap and leggings, some hunky-dory tour shirt, some tricksie monocle concert shirts. Go get it crap and smurch. Yeah, it's cool stuff. It's great and it's comfortable too for, you know, the shirts I should say.

I'm not going to wear a coffee mug. That's crazy. Well, the leggings shirt comfortable say. I'm not gonna wear a coffee mug That's crazy. Hmm. Well, the liking shirt comfortable. I know that Try taking the mail at those as a man. Okay, I've done it. It didn't work great the golden crappy ones No actually, yes the golden crappy ones. Yes, yes, yes. So, but I also did around Christmas time. I had to go out there and the Luan ones that we used to sell the Luan Andy Warhol face. Yeah, leggings and, you know, it got a little awkward. So how are you? How did you

feel about OC? The night, sir? Oh, my God. I mean, I was cracking up. I loved this. I loved this whole Victory lap that Heather did around Syracuse University. I loved meeting her mom. I mean, I was just like cracking up I mean, yeah, I'm a broken record. I said every week. I'm really loving this season. I can't wait for next week Q because the previews look so good, but honestly, I'm just like deeply amused by Heather and this crazy like Heather to Browse world That world that she lives in I'm like it just cracks me up Heather to bro does a live podcast in Syracuse her old college and We see her logo for this now. I don't know if this is her logo, if it's what the college made her, but it's two champs glasses clinking and then it says Heather DeBroswell, it looks like a law office logo, doesn't it? I was like, why does she

have a gavel? Look, what the fuck is this? I had to rewind it and look at it more closely. No, it's not a gavel. It's just so stick up your ass. It's supposed to be so fun and it looks like the law offices of like a bus bench lawyer, you know. It's like, uh, what's his buttons? It's like a sweet jay. Well, no, you've been sweet. James had a fun font. It's the law offices of a mousse and bush. James out of fun font. It's the law offices of a moves and bush. Object shame to this law office being served first or second rather. Sorry, I've to look up this logo now. I have to look it up.

It's also funny that it's like her whole thing is about champagne and it's like she's no manly talking to underage at college kids. Oh, yeah, these are very, they don't even really look, they don't, you're right, it does, it's a very serious law office kind of vibe. It was like Clipper, it's like 1992 Clipper. And they almost look like two stick vacuums that are like once falling onto the other.

It's like, hello, welcome to Heather DePros World. We'll be reviewing all the best stick vacuums you can get handheld, battery operated operated plug-in you got it. Yeah, it's like some sick because you know Heather does have like a grim reaper Kind of thing about her like I feel like she is kind of the ghost of Christmas future, you know like this is what happens When you don't have someone passing through Passing through and offering and offering to the guest. I just, I, for me, a moment, I thought when you're saying passing through, it was like,

like, going to the next life because you were the ghosts of Christmas past. When he said, I've, and I took me to realize, like, oh, I see. It's like some waiter went home from her party and like was woken up by chains in like his closet. And it was like the ghost of Heather DeBro. Because like, what if we went back to that party and you saw everything you did wrong? But yes, if you don't live a good life, you're going to spend eternity being lectured as a cater waiter by Heather DeBro. You know, just being treated like a piece of shit.

Those ghosts and Christmas story are like, they are all about the notes, like unnecessary notes. Like, oh, can I say something they're all Hathor to bros. Like, oh, do you want to see what your life was like? Oh, look how terrible your life is. Do you want to see your life is right now? Also terrible. In the future, even worse. Okay, have fun Merry Christmas. Bro, you a jacket. Look, there's an orphan. Every, every other. I'm a pro.

Every. Yeah. Lisa, can I have some more? Every ghost of Heather to Bro's Christmas comes through like a little tiny door in the closet It was scary in there You always know the ghosts are arriving because they have favoring the wrong doorbell It's like wrong doorbell. That's the servant's doorbell. You choose the ghost doorbell. Is this a door? Is this the front door? Is this a door? Is this the front door? No.

Okay, so let's get into this. You know, you're much more accepting of Heather Dubrow, but I mean, I was cracking up this entire episode, first of all. But you know, halfway through, I was like, is this all Heather? Like, this whole episode is literally Heather just throwing money in your face. And just not, I don't know, I don't have as much fun with it, but I sure do.

When her ghost of Christmas future arrived and it was her mother. Yes, well, you know, the thing is, I think I've noticed over the years, Ronnie, that like I really respond well to high-floot and assholeery, and I feel like you respond more to like trashy asshole-re, like that sort of like, you know? And so Heather, for me, is like what, like, you know,

that's why I've always loved real housewives of New York, like Countess the Wann, like that, that like so over the top, you know, sense of like glamour that they have or sense of life entitlement, you know? I love that. That's like my favorite thing in the world to watch or Or like anything to do with with women who are just like, you know, wealthy and snotty. So that's like so how does really in my she's really in my lane? Well, so funny how had different we are in real life. I'm just kidding Exactly how it is in real life. So, and in a good way, who knew it's always like a Beverly Hill Billy hanging out with a Heather DeBro type.

I think it works. It works for us. It does. We have love for all of the trash on Bravo from whatever, whatever demographic they come from. There's the we can represent fandom for them. So let's see. So Emily does squats on the beach. And at first I didn't know who she was with, but it's Jen, you know, she's with Jen. It was hard to know. It was it a volleyball, was it a seashell, or was it Dr. Jan? It's very hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Oh my God, she would be fucking Tom Hanks' volleyball on the beach. Floating away when he needs it the most. Except Wilson is just always giving you shit. It's like Wilson, you're my only friend. Can you say that again? I'm like... Well, Wilson's like, can you angle your raft? Can you just angle it a little bit more?

Yeah, and I need to feel a little bit more love from you. You know, like, I'm really sick of being treated like a volleyball. Like, Wilson is probably on that island right now going. So I got into a fight with Tom Hanks, and then like he got onto a raft and he like literally floated away and he hasn't been back. Like what's wrong with our marriage? So they're doing crunches and the trainer is annoying. You know, it's one of those kind of California-ish trainers. Sorry to any California-ish trainers out there, but I think even you know what I mean. Like just working me out. I

don't need your positive bullshit. Okay, this sucks. You have me working out and you have me working out outside and you have me working out in sand. Like do I pay you for this? Fuck outta here. Yeah, I agree. I like that yelp review. I support it.

And then we see we're in some sort of residential space and we see a bag that says hashtag mom life. So we know we're at Gina's house. And sure enough it is, and Gina has just packed her bag to go on this like big adventure with Heather. And I just love the contrast between Heather's glossy, cold, sparklingly flawless home,

and then Gina just rolling that bag and catching a rug under like an area rug from Amazon I know because I have like several of them and it just catches under her luggage and bunches up and just drags along With her to the door. I'm like that is truly the visual metaphor for Gina's house. It really is and you know I really saw how old I was getting because I was like of course there's nothing on that. There's nothing under that rug. Do you know how many times a kid, they've got six kids running around that tiny space. You know how many kids have just like slid on that thing

and knocked their guy down face into a cabinet, and no one has done anything. And guess what, I support it. I hate putting things under carpets. And I know that that happened, because I've literally done it five times. I am the big idiot child in my house falling over on those regs.

Yeah, we actually bought a whole roll of this stuff that you're supposed to put under carpets. We got that from Amazon, and we got the roll, and it just sits there, because we're too lazy to actually cut it into squares and put it on the table. Me too. I've got three of them in my closet.

I'm like, nope, never touch that thing. Okay, who needs that? You actually run back like a little kid and then runs and jumps on the carpet and slides. I enjoy the thrill of wondering whether this footsteps will be the one that will send the carpet sliding under my feet for five feet or if I'm just gonna continue walking like normal, you never really know.

One thing I don't have in my house and I've got a lot of home good stuff, but the shit double words on everything. I mean, it's just so Gina, she's got the mom life bag, and then it cuts to a coffee cup that says, in every word, isn't a different font, you know, it's one of those. And it says, my game face includes mascara. Scamber! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! That's such a specific declaration. Like, that's what you're going to lead with. Like, in case there was any concern, like, guys, we should go, let's rob this. Look at this tiny little shack. I think there might be something valuable in there. Maybe like an area rug.

It's like, wait a second. My game face has mascara. Oh, we can't mess with her. Oh, Gina, and she's wearing a shirt that says something in gold letters because she's going on a private plane with a super rich person that she's gonna kiss the ass of. So she's wearing a t-shirt with gold foil letters on it that someone cricketed for her. They were like, you know a rich person? Wait until I show you my new cricket foil. It's gonna change your life. And then she's wearing every gold chain

she could find in her house. Oh God, God bless Gina. I don't even believe that she has a cricket. I feel like she has something called like a grasshopper, which is like the second- rate cricket, you know? Well, that's why I said her friend said that she would make a crick. Because you know, Gina's not gonna keep up with the cricket.

That takes a lot of work, okay? There's a lot of little pieces and papers that you gotta put places. Yeah, if Gina's making a t-shirt, it's gonna be that sort of like, that t-shirt, it's a t-shirt paint that comes out of that little thing. It's like, it's like, it's little drops of, you know, goo that you put on a t-shirt, it's a t-shirt paint that comes out of that little thing, it's like, it's like, it's little drops of, you know, goo that you put on a t-shirt.

That's a, that's a Gina t-shirt. Yeah, she's like a glitter paint t-shirt person. Yeah. Yeah. So let's go over to Nancy and Noella. Nancy is Noella's mother. And they're in Noella's closet. And Noella won't even shut up with her mother. Like, her mother, everyone is,

her mother's gotta be sick of listening to this, cause Noella's like, look at all these suits. I mean, obviously I'm gonna send them back to him. All I wanna do with his suits is burn them. Can you believe he has a suit here? They're so expensive. The mom's like, you made me stop watching Nightcoat for this.

So then Noel is like, well I don't know if I told you this, but yesterday I saw a charge. He's back in Orange County. Yeah, he spent a thousand dollars in Maestro's. I was so tempted to like go down there with Junior and be like, hey boys remember me, I'm your wife, is your child? I'm like, Noel I don't lie? I'm your wife is your child. Oh, I'm like, no, Ella, don't lie. You were in the parking lot 10 feet away from causing the scene, don't lie.

Also, what good would it do when someone's already checked out? Like, you know, like he checked out his credit card went through and you saw what 15, 20 minutes later, like you lose, you lose again, man, sorry. It's like a really sad version of catch me if you can. It's very, it's like, I was gonna say it's very soap opera because I feel like that's something that happens, you know, at the end of the episode, like, hey, remember me?

Your ex and your child and then like the Reese Witherspoon who is now dating is like, wait a second and then it's like fade to black. Yeah, and you can't do that at Master's anyway. Anyone who's ever been there knows that. You can't just walk in and be like, on the walk and the chat here's the job. They'd be like, um, I'm sorry. Do you have a reservation? Oh, the line for divorcees whose husbands have left them for someone younger starts right over here. You'll see there's 10 other people there before you. I know. Sorry, your black amics was cut off.

Okay, please wait outside. Thanks. So now, Heather's, then we're at the private airport because obviously Heather's flying private. And Gina, Gina shows up and Heather's like, oh oh are you so cute look at that adorable one-house to imagine homemade t-shirt Which sad country did you get this in oh my god my friend made this for me. Oh even cuter Well, he is the cool thing about flying private. He don't have to follow wheels like everyone else that you walk into a lobby and they take all bags I mean, I don't even know where our bags went. They went to the zoo Gina. Your bags went to the zoo

The fuck do you think they went? Well, it does everyone on Southwest like actually get to Get like some kind of tracker on their suitcase to find out where it went. I know exactly what happened She's like, oh my god I don't even know what the fuck happened to my luggage and like cut to Heather telling us that for when she gets on the plane burn her luggage. We do not accept cardboard boxes on this plane. Do you understand me? Hi, um, are we calling plastic bags from Ralph's luggage now?

Okay. Hi, um, are we calling plastic bags from Ralph's luggage now? Okay So they get on the private play didn't have their site Everyone this is lady Alfredo. She is going to be our stewardess for this evening Guys say hello to Carly. She's like I'm Jessica, but anyway, and I'm also I'm part of TSA just making sure everything's safe, but that's okay. And, and a genius like, oh my god, Heather really knows how to travel in Stoil and then it cuts to Gina going, huh Max, you got a gold seatbelt? She's just then she's just like, oh my god, a seatbelt.

That's actually pretty luxurious, just in and of itself, huh? I'm just excited about everything. So now- I'm back to slaps at her, like, uh-huh, uh-huh. Poor poor. Poor. I'll have a diet coke, please. Oh, oh, am I working this flight?

Yes, you are actually. Max's next book is about being bisexual around poor people on your private plane. She's like helping the meaty. Bisexual young woman on a private plane. It's been a great honor for me to launch my new charity. Private flights for poor people. Gina's our first chosen person. I feel like everything that Heather is giving Gina is going on a tax return somewhere, you know. It's like, donation, donation, donation, donation. Yeah, exactly.

So now we go over to Jen and Emily who are actually still doing their workout. And they're just finished and now they're just sitting in the sand. My boat's on fire. Hey Jen, you look much thinner. Jen's like, where are the... Um, and then we get a clip, they talk about how they're gonna have dinner tonight. They're gonna be able to cook and then we see a clip of Casual Shannon. Look at me! Casual Shannon sitting in my chair with my finger on my chin because I haven't thought of the

Neither of you cook Neither of you Because she's talking to Heather and Emily. I think it's at the party they were at where they had the Got me it's or something so she's like well, I Well Emily I can I can show you, uh, in 10 minutes or less healthy and easy meals. And Heather's like, I'm so glad I'm going to be in New York. I'm just kidding. I'll never eat your food. Oh, and then we got back. And Jen's like, I don't ever come for my family, but like I think Ryan are probably lying how I might add.

Oh yeah, that's funny because I tried to make Dino chicken nuggets the other day, and then I burned them on fire, but that was actually okay because Shane actually doesn't believe in dinosaurs. So you know, I think it worked out for the best. Could have been an awkward conversation. Yeah, next one I'm gonna be making evolution fingers.

So that's gonna be fun. You know, really piss them off. So Emily asks about Jen and Ryan, who I will call Ryan because I'm a kind person who respects your bullshit made up name, okay? Living your own fantasy world, I'll support it. So she's like, are you guys doing better? And John's like, I mean, like, I don't know,

we're at like, at this place right now that like, I mean, I don't know, like, do I just give in and give him what he wants? Maybe that might be a good way to build something that resembles love. So then- What does he want? She's then- What does he want? She's like, what does he want?

Silence. He wants silence. Okay, that's my first answer, but then we find out what Ryan really wants. Well, so I'm thinking that what Ryan wants is, like, her not criticizing as much. And for her to spend more time, quality time, and them to do things together and they

could have like plant the lemon trees together and they could be partners in crime in this relationship. But what he really wants is, he just wants his name on Jen's house that she bought in Hawaii before she ever met him. Yes. And if people remember Jen's story, Jen was with some homely billionaire before Ryan. Homely billionaire. She got pregnant while she was with this homely billionaire before Ryan. That's a homely billionaire. She got pregnant while she was with this homely billionaire

with Ryan's child. So she earned that house in Hawaii. That's what I said. You know, I'm not Jen's biggest fan, but you get your fingers off my, you know, homely, my homely billionaire finger. No. No.

Yes, thank you, Ronnie, please. You know what, Ronnie's game face? It has mascara today. So, he wants his name on it and then just goes, oh, and then she tells, she sees through this right away, she's like, well, as an attorney to me, it sounds like I want to leave, but before I leave, I want you to pay

me money, so let me put my name on your house so I can claim that, which is 100% correct. So Jen has decided that she's going to start counseling and she's going to do counseling with him once a week and then she's going to go on a date night with him once a week. And I don't believe it because this is already two days and you can't even be home for five minutes. Yeah. And the most important part of that is that they're gonna get him a VRBO for a month and he's gonna not live in the house and they're gonna see each other when they go to counseling

on date nights. And Emily is like, no, no. I mean, I think people get divorced too early. I mean, you just like, you trade one set of problems in for a new set of problems and all the sun, you're single and you're trying to date these douche bags driving around in Lamborghini's with Chewpey's on when he could be just driving a douche bag without a Chewpey in a Toyota Camry, you know, it's just so much easier that way. So what I do is I say stick with your man and then every five minutes or so say, you're a good man. You're a good man.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So now we go to Syracuse. My mom went to Syracuse, by the way. So in many ways, I kind of felt like Heather was my mom. But so we're in Syracuse and the whole group, it's like Heather and Max. And what's the son's name, Nicholas? Nick?

Nick? Nick and Gina. And they're in this Uber and Heather's like looking at the windows and she's like, this is Syracuse, it's so weird. Wow, this is, oh, this is just, this is, look at this, look at all these small little houses, small tiny houses, so many of them in one place, so strange.

You know how when you go back to a place and everybody just looks poor than you remember? Yeah, that's what's happening. And Max is sleeping on her shoulder and she's like finger calming Max's hair. And I just, I don't, I just didn't have that kind of relationship with my mom at that age. It was just weird to me. And she's like, wow Syracuse and Janine is like, wow, you recognize this stuff already? This is fun. Ever. you recognize this stuff already? This is fun ever." And then like they show the footage, I mean they are doing Syracuse, I mean they are so

mean to Syracuse, they're like, wow look at Syracuse and it's like gray and raining and we're just seeing like sad industrial buildings from the 60s or whatever, we're an old office buildings. Have you ever been to Syracuse in New York by the way? No, I have not. And it sounds like a rude place because it has the word accused on the title. So it's just like, it's a very, um, right. Like I feel like it's, it's being mean to me, you know, what do you see?

Recusing me up. Syracuse. I was there. I've been there a few times actually because, um, I remember my brother looked at it for college. So I went on the college tour and I remember being extremely excited that there was a Benagans in that town and I would like to be like in sixth grade and going to Benagans was like a thrill unlike any other.

And then my brother was actually a DJ on the radio station in Syracuse called 93Q. So I kind of felt like I myself was Heather DeBro as I was riding through. I was like, oh yeah, that's where the Battingons was. I've been there before. My name's in it. Fuck the bastard together with that one. That's for sure. I did file a petition to name it Heatherigan's, but unfortunately it closed down before

that could really go through. So Heather's place would be like, go again, go again, go. Shannon, come back here, Shannon, Shannon. Let me, let me threaten you again and go again. Thank you for coming to go again, go again, Shannon. Here you go again. Thank you for coming to go again. Go again, Shannon. Go again. Welcome to Heather Bees. Okay.

I'm gonna have to ask you to go. Okay. If you ever come to the host to stand before your thing vibrates, you will lose a lot. You will lose your place online specifically. I think the only like family fast casual place that's already kind of named properly is Chili's for Heather. Um, so then, um, they're in the hotel room and Heather is doing her normal bossy thing. They're walking down the hallway and Heather's pushing a bell, like a bellman's cart. And she's like, I'm, we're going to be here. And the kids are going to probably get room service. So here we go.

I'm opening a door that you are going to walk through and look, I got you a bunk bed. It's a bellman. It's got Shannon. I was cracking up. Just first of all, the whole concept of having a De Bruh being in a Sheraton, because that's where they were a Sheraton. I was cracking up. Just first of all, the whole concept of having a De Brobe being in a Sheraton, because that's where they were a Sheraton. I was like, you just know, after it was just like, it's fine. I can be in a, what is this called? Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh- It's fine. I'm totally down with it and then knowing like because you know those are those places where they don't have like necessarily a bell hop, but they'll be like oh if you need help with your luggage here's this bell hop cart and so she's probably like oh okay, and

I'll just wait here for the bell hop. No, ma'am. There is no bell. Oh, I push it. I Gina do you want to push this for me? Okay great I push it. I buy Gina. Do you want to push this for me? Okay. Great. You know, I really don't want to stay in a place called Sheraton. That's what we used to call Sheraton Stone when she had some water weight and she was

dating Michael Douglas. It was a very awkward time. I don't want to remember it. Sheraton Stone and I were both up for a rolling hot and Cleveland, but unfortunately she lost out on it. Sorry, Sheraton. So anyway, so Sheridan, Sharon's zone, I post this on my Instagram because now you've said Sharon's

zone. So this is what you're going to get. So I post this on my Instagram like yesterday. I was watching CNN late at night because you know, Ukraine got to keep up and you know, they have weird commercials on it. They had like a commercial for some sort of like jackpot app. Or it was like, you know, it got to keep up. And you know, they have weird commercials on it. They had like a commercial for some sort of like jackpot app, or it was like, you know, it looks like a slot machine. And it was like, it makes all these noises like, you could win. Get the crazy sevens and you win $10,000.

It's the crazy jackpot app, starring Sharon Stone. And I was like, wait, did I hear that correctly? Sharon Stone. Sharon Stone is starring in a Jack, like a slot machine app now. And I was like, this is perfection. I love this. Oh, so Sharon Stone slot machine.

Good Lord. But with that even be like, I'm telling you, it's basically a racking. It's her most famous scene. You know what I mean? I'm just trying to think if they're like, do the three cherries still work?

Like, what do you have on that song? Ha ha ha ha. Stalk of the Giants. Make a stalk of the Giants and win. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So they show her to Gina as shown to her room. And then they go out. So they're, Gina's like, he is to walk all the time.

Go, blah, blah. And they're like trying to convince us that they're having such a great time together. And I find it super awkward, but really fun to watch anyway. Oh my God. So Fagans, that's the bar that you had to have a good fake ID. Or you dated the bouncer. Yeah. And you know, it's like, well, how did you get in? Because well, I didn't until later, you know, I love that Heather is talking like she went to all these bars all the time. I'm like, oh, yeah, Figgins. Oh, yeah, you just get rowdy.

You get you stand up on the on the bar and you dance like crazy. Oh, never been, never been actually. Yeah. Also, did you notice that the bar has named Figgins. Do you know who Figgin was, right? He was the evil guy in Oliver Twist, who was using all of the orphans to go out and steal and bring him back money.

That is very, very perfect. So they're walking. He's like, my hand's so warm. No, so then, there's like walking around, she's like, oh my God, This is a layer. This is Marshall Street We call it M Street. I think I wonder if there's a nobu here. Hello, sir. Is there a nobu here on Marshall on M Street? No Okay, oh my god Marshall Street. I love his store. I love his store. Is this way he grew up?

I love his store, I love his store. Is this where he grew up? Uh, and then we, uh, we see pictures, uh, as Heather's talking about, like, oh, Syracuse, Syracuse, Syracuse. We see some pictures of her from college and, and, you know, she has like big eighties here. It's like 1988. There's like one picture of like her with a lady. This lady looks like she runs an office somewhere.

I'm like, I really want to know more about her. I feel like her name is like Sandy, you know. And then Heather tells us, oh, and over here, I watch it this place and here called muffin butt yogurt. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that doesn't even make sense to me, Ron. That makes no sense. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. I rewound it to see if she was saying nothing but yogurt, but no, it's muffin but yogurt. So it's a place that there's muffins and yogurt? No, but it's a muffin, but it's yogurt. Like is it a muffin shaped yogurt?

Or are they saying that yogurt's are kind of in the shape of muffins? Because they've got kind of a muffin top. Or are they saying you want a muffin, but hey, you can have yogurt. I don't know, but any way you think of it, it doesn't make it a flattering name for this place. It like logically doesn't make sense unless it's just sort of speaking of a larger breakfast experience where you might get a muffin or you might get yogurt, but still it's sort of by leading with muffin and yogurt, which I would argue are not like two

of like the most iconic breakfast options. I think it's just like, it's already started. It's a yogurt place. You know? It's a yogurt place. It also sounds like a yogurt place. It's a pro-yo. It's a pro-yo place.

Yeah, is that what did I say to muffin place? I meant it's a yogurt place. It's like a pro-yo place. That's my guess. Do you get your yogurt served on the muffin? I don't know. Everything is muffin and yogurt. It's muffin but yogurt. There's a lot of negativity in the snake. Starts off strong with muffin and then goes downhill with but and then yogurt. So they wind up now they finally go to this pub and Gina orders a long island iced tea to be retro and everything and they're like toasting to college

And Gina's like oh my god. I went to Hofstra University on Long Island and I was good like no one's like that good I mean like shwaka, but I was like you know I went to Kliasson, you know So just so you know for tomorrow I'm gonna take the kids on a tour and then we're gonna go over to my sorority house And then we'll change for the live show and then we'll leave right from the live show So that's the whole plan for tomorrow and Syracuse Again, the deeply scheduled as as for her brand Yes, and she was like well, I'm gonna get my nails done

And then I got to talk to my parents for like 45 minutes. I'm sure. And then we find out that Heather has just had a conversation with her own mother over FaceTime. Let's see a clip. So Heather's like, so, Jean, this parents are gonna join this for dinner. So that'll be fun. So you're fine with whatever restaurant we go to,

anything but sushi, okay? Anything but sushi dear. So, Yeah, okay? Anything but sushi, dear. So, Yeah, that's the name of a restaurant. I mean, if you're gonna have a negative name for a restaurant and Syracuse, they could be right down the street, but muffin but yogurt.

Anything but sushi. Anything but sushi. That's clear. The same strip mall as muffin but yogurt. You know, in my college town, there was a pizza place called Everything But Anchovies. That makes sense because it's like a play on it's like pizza but like no Anchovies because a lot of people would say that before

people realize how awesome Anchovies are. Yeah, before their palettes get cultured. Before the Anchovie revolution. Pre-cultured palette pizza place by Hathadro. So I just like that these college chowns have lots of like qualified, qualified restaurant names like everything but Anciobies. Oh, but yogurt. You still make this very complaining. You know, it's very complaining. So, Heather's mother is exactly who you think she would be. And I

loved it. She's wearing like a huge chunky statement necklace. But also, I think a turtle neck, like a black turtle neck or something in my memory. And she's super snotty. And I'm so excited to meet her. Definitely like Westchester County, New York chic. Like that is the look of like that is like the chapequois bedfurt, you know, that is the look for everyone. Basically, I believe that if you're of a certain age and like northern Westchester County,

you basically print out photos of Leslie's style and say, okay, vision board, you're going on there and I'm gonna try to craft my personal style after you Leslie. So your shop is called Muffin Butt Yogurt. So we're just trying to get to the bottom of that. What do you have to say about that? Well, I'm so impressed that Muffin but Yogurt made it onto the New Zower. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Tonight on the biggest on the McNeil, Leroy, New Zower, Muffin but Yogurt, a sensation in Syracuse, but not so much in the Grammar Department. So many toppings, but are any of them muffins?

Are any of them yogurt? By the way, there's not even a pond with muffin, but yogurt, right? They're talking about like their sublings and everything. And she's like, oh my god, I have a brother. We're like 18 months apart. And there's like, oh, that's so funny. That's like my sister, like my sister and I are like,

the exact same, but she's much, much poor poor. Okay let's go over to the next day because this entire fucking episode is Heather okay so the next day is her showing her kid stuff and taking them on a tour of Syriq's let's start at the college I thought this was gonna be a college trip to show a kid the college and I think it's so funny that Heather scheduled herself a life podcast and there's even a clip of Heather going oh oh so guess what the association at Syracuse has asked me to do a Heather DuPros world right there in Syracuse there you go there you go they asked me they're begging like oh God, can your kid even have,

like, let's go see a college moment? What are the odds that the way that really, like, happened was Heather DeBro calling up the admissions office and was like, I will buy a library for this school and in return, I want both of my children to have admission and I would like to do my podcast, Heather DeBro's World, from the student center. Thank you very much.

You know, ma'am, that actually sounds great for our college. We could use a library upgrade. You know what would sound better? We haven't had a yoga shop. It doesn't serve muffins. It'll have really long time around here. Could you maybe, could you maybe spring for one of those? Fine. The Heather and Terry DeBro's Center for Muffins and Yogurt at Syracuse University sponsored by Heather DeBro's World. Congratulations. Isn't this so, college-y? I mean, look around kids. It is so, college-y. I mean, if you were casting a movie and you said, we need a college, they would do it somewhere like this.

Wow, this is college-y. Yeah, at one point, she's like, I have a recurring nightmare sometimes. I'm walking on this path right here, like I haven't graduated. And before I get to the podium, there's a waiter not passing appetizers around. It is a horrible nightmare. You know, I used to think I was going to be a Broadway star, but nope. The world had better plans for me. And then they get to her sorority house. And there's a huge painted sign that says, says welcome Heather. Oh, look at those. Look at those. Gina, do they make your shirts? I mean, this is a crazy full circle, full circle, small world, small world.

You know, I thought I was going to go to Broadway, but then I did an episode of divorce court and they flew me out to L.A. And now I'm a working, I think I'm all working actors in Hollywood doing such bits as auditioning the, which as working I think I would say. And then I meet Terry DeBrow and I realize he's very wealthy and I don't have to work anymore. And the rest is history.

So what is divorce score? I looked it up and it was, it's still on, I think, or it was on till very recently. And it ran for 23 years and it's what you would think it was, like a divorce score, but is that dramatized divorces? What that was that, divorce court? Well, so there may be, there's a function of that. So I remember like years ago, I was on some studio set and there was a show called like Hot Bench.

I think it was like a Byron Allen show and it was a court case and they took like real court cases but then they like scripted them and basically the whole thing was acted but they passed it off like it was like a judge Judy thing but it was fully acted and so maybe that's what I'm getting. That's what I'm getting and my point is And so maybe that's what I'm getting. That's what I'm getting. And my point is, DuVor scored did not fly you out to LA and turned you into working actress in Hollywood.

Like what? What? What? That's true too. So then I have a feeling whoever bought that plane ticket said something like, we'll eat when we land, anything but sushi,

anything but sushi. And then they're looking at the sorority house, and how there's like, that was my room up there. That little window up there, they're like, wow, they put you in the attic, mother, no, no, no. That was the best room in the entire house, and you had to have extra points to get that room. I'm like, man, you're even bragging about the attic room

that you're in. It's like so, Heather. But like, put the girl who won't shut up with all of her twist songs from the attic. I can't take it anymore. Okay, from this point on, no more musical theater majors in this sorority. So then we go to Shannon's house. Thank Jesus. Oh my god, I thought this was like a very special Heather episode. So we go to Shannon's house. And Shannon's like, ha, ha, oh, citrus sauce. Oh, thank you for helping me make this. I'm cooking right. Do I look fat? Do I look fat?

And so, Newell and Jen and Emily come over and Shannon tells us, you know, it's it's surprising to me that these women don't know how to cook. I mean, I don't know what it is about cooking for me, but I feel like when you have people over and you're entertaining and you prepare have a cook. I mean, I don't know what it is about cooking for me, but I feel like when you have people over and you're entertaining and you prepare that dish, it comes from the heart, which is why it's such a travesty when you have someone who doesn't know how to buy enough bottles of wine to support the dishes that came from your heart. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha see clips of her, you know, in season one, like Shannon, what an entertainer.

And we see, and she really is. I mean, she's one of the few people, I think the only person that I can remember, on Bravo, well, at least a Vanderpump, I guess, who's like, come over and let me actually cook 10 courses for everybody, you know? And we see the season one, well, her season one, when she had that dinner party and they're like, wasn't this a great memory? No. That didn't that dinner party end with them mic'd in the kitchen and Shannon and David fighting.

Like, dear, I'm just saying, you shh, the fuck are you doing? Not like that, I'm just saying, don't you, you don't know that their mics are catching them. Aw, see. I was, Shannon. Yeah, because there was this whole thing where she had a special potato gratin and then it wasn't working out, right? And she was running out of time,

so she had to win the microwave and she was losing her mind over it. It's like, it's my potato gratin. Everyone loves my potato. David, I'm behind. I'm behind because of David. My potato gratin. Now they did the same. in that clip and that same clip with a pop over pan. I was like, God, this woman has the key to my heart.

And then she also. She might have a girl right there. Yeah, absolutely. And then she also served a very shannon soup. She was, oh, and Heather, I made this soup for you. It's cream of celery, but it's vegan and dairy free. And honestly, it's just actually air. Look, congratulations. It's got the color of money, but none of the fun. Enjoy that. So, um, her friend Lisa's over there helping her cook and Emily comes in and she's like,

Oh, Shannon, well, you look cute. I mean mean look at you with your shoves hat you ever seen the Swedish chef from the muppet oh oh great well now I fat by me to trim my mustache and my eyebrows well great having you Emily well all we need now is a smart ass editor to actually put up a picture of the Swedish chef next to my face. And then they do. And he's like, a few time rouse on a big mustache. Hello. Well, that's that's very kind of you to compare me to the Swedish chef. I can't imagine that good. In any words,

if you ever seen Gonzo, please, please don't. Okay, okay, we don't need a picture. Okay, you put up a picture of me with Gonzo That's that's nice. What about sweetens? I okay. Now that's just getting cruel right now Have you ever seen the picture when they pulled Saddam Hussein out of that hole? I mean, that's not a muffin Okay, well um, he did have a lovely shirt on, I suppose. Cause I'm fashion B-Macanes. Yeah.

I can know like fashion is fashion. So. So Jen and Nuella show up and, um, and Shannon's like give it gives them all like chefs codes and like hair and hats because it's wacky Shannon. She's fun. We're gonna have so much fun here. Oh yeah so it's hairy nets. So Emily's like, yeah she's just having a party to teach us to cook teachers to clock on the make us as ugly as possible. Thanks, Shannon. And, and Shannon's like, well, okay, so ladies gather around. We're going to be talking about quick 10 minute meals. So therefore, we are going to start with here's a crack pot meal. You can throw it in there for 18 hours.

10 minutes. Give or take 18 extra hours. That's what everybody always says. The crockpot, it's amazing. It just makes everything so fast. I mean, all you have to do is throw everything in there. Yeah, and then you wait until like five days later. I've waited a whole day and Potatoes ain't done in that thing, okay? It's true.

I remember singing episode of Sandra Lee and she made brownies in a crockpot. She was like, these are the easiest brownies you could make. These are chocolate mint brownies. And you put them in and four and a half hours later, they'll be ready. That's like lady. Lady.

So now it's time to, she kicks her real friends out. No. And now they start Emily and Noelle are just trying to be hilarious back there. Emily's like, are you a cookers? It's like, oh no, no, no, absolutely not. So Shannon's trying to explain how to, white chili. Ha, ha, ha, okay, so far white chili, be real. You know what? This white chili is going to be it's going to be real for real on real, real by Shannon. Real

of the real by real. Mmm, how delicious. It's real by Shannon. But the war. Okay, Emily, Emily, you have to put the chicken in the onions and then was like, I don't want to touch the chicken. No, listen, cooking classes are much like the way marriages are supposed to be. They're supposed to be interaction and engagement and participation. And as we all know, sometimes that doesn't work out, but hopefully with food, you can see it through.

Emily's just standing there staring at her while she's slowly eating chips. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know, all Shannon here is in her head is dear dear dear dear Emily, I can't help but notice that you just signed up for a Spartan race. That's that's interesting So no, well, it's like I can't I can't it's just like a blowjob. I can't do it. I just don't want to It's just like a blowjob. I can do it. I just Heather DeBro Center for Media and Podcast. Welcome to my live show. You may have heard of me from your mom who watches me on television.

So this is her live podcast. This is crazy to me. So I want to tell you about my real experience here. Truth is, coming from high school big fish little pond and then I came here and everyone was so confident I folded in on myself I assumed when I arrived here on Syracuse campus people be like oh look there's Heather Page Kent star of Horace Greeley the most popular horse Greeley graduate in all of Chapacua, New York. And then I came here and much to my surprise, no one knew who I was.

So I was going to change that. I said, someday I'll be back here wearing my muffin but yogurt t-shirt, hosting a podcast. You know what people love to hear when there's like an obesity epidemic going on. I didn't just go for the freshman 15. I went for the 30. Like you were a size zero. Could you please not? Okay.

These people are currently in the process of enjoying their freshman 15. Get off their ass. Well, I mean, the truth is that the original name of it was called Muffin Top made of yogurt. And I forced him to change the name and that's why they went out of business. I ended up doing something I never expected to do and it changed my life. I entered the missyric use pageant.

It taught me to speak on my feet literally and all of it you can't do those pageant sitting down Did you know that? And as I walked as I took my victory lap holding my my bouquet in my hand and the tiara on my head I looked around and I thought what an honor to be here in the Benagons of Syracuse accepting this wonderful title I'll never forget that day. made me see I love performing. And when I graduated, I was a whole person again. Okay, so your story is you were super popular in high school, then you weren't as popular. So then you were really pretty.

So you entered a featy contest that you won. What did she win? She was in it. Yes. And then she felt holy God. Wow, that is inspiring. Who listens to this? Oh And that night as my sisters of the Alpha Z beta

Serrari locked me in my attic sweet Not to myself how lucky am I to be a whole person again? Wow, what an inspiration, Heather. So then I go over. Now, children, I know I've got much to teach you, but I must go off on my private play and to fly out of this hellhole back to Manhattan. So back at Shannon's. Anyone top to Gina Heatherson they went to New York, which I totally don't care about,

even though I'm cursing my lips and resting my chin on my folded hands. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I right? Am I right? Who are you? Wait, oh, no, what? I'm so sorry, ladies. We're like half to spread out the shrimp. I have to spread it out. It is the, it's a raw, it is. I'm so sorry. And Dr. Jennifer of course is offended. She's like, I find it odd that there's only one shrimp

that's raw, and it happens to be the shrimp that Newell's eating cooked by me. Yeah, that's odd. Now excuse me, I have to massive diarrhea from all the very cooked shrimp that I made for myself. Speaking of Emily, it's like, if I end up with the shirts again, I'm gonna be pissed. It happened in Mexico. Nothing looked flying on Heather DeBros' private plane while you're shooting all over the place. That truly sounds like hell. Actually, just having it just sit there with like massive food poisoning diary out while Heather DeBros was like, and another thing, part of being Miss Syracuse, 1988 means that you have to feed the home as much as a responsibility I took on with pride, here are some photos everyone, a little bit of turbulence.

Well, I'm gonna call Heather right now, because we are friends, so let me bet I'm pressing Heather, Jubrow, and I know that she has a podcast tonight, so if she doesn't answer, it might be because of that. So let's see. And noelle is like, oh my god, I'm wearing a hair now. And it's like a 70s mercant in this hair, not. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm not aware of it's mercant. Is that like Perkins, the restaurant? So then Austin, so it goes to voicemail. And she was like, well, I think I was just declined. And noelle was like, there wasn't a decline. That was a block. I'm like, I think I was just declined. And I was like, there wasn't a decline. That was a block. I'm like, no, that was a decline. But I appreciate you

still can chat and paranoia because it's always hilarious. Because it works, right? That was a lot in Shannon's face just falls and she's, oh no, Shannon, I was totally kidding, Shannon totally. She's, what did I do? What did I do? She's, has she heard about the Ross Shrimp all ready? Goddamn, ruined, I am ruined! So then back in Manhattan, Heather and Gina arrive. The whole family arrives at a hotel called The Time, The Time New York.

And I believe they booked this hotel solely so that Heather could watch Gina get very confused by this entire concept. Wait, we're staying in time. Is it time square? No, just the time. The time? It's like seven o'clock.

No, but we're staying in the time. Which time? That time. It's a hotel that Tiki Barber books twice. Okay. I'm up on the wall. There's like 30 clocks, you know, buzzing just so we get it, you know. It's the time.

Hmm. How comfortable. Mmm, how comfortable. What a comfortable hotel. You always know what time it is. So then Gina goes to Heather's suite and she's like, Hi, I have a sauna. I have a sauna. Just in case there was some concern that we have equal size rooms. I have a sauna.

Please welcome to my metallic room with shiny surfaces. We should sauna together. Please tell me you don't have a turkey sandwich in your pocket. So then there's a call from Jean and I don't know that they're even really making this call. It seems like a video that they made and sent to them and they're returning to the phone call because I mean I really do think that's what it is But otherwise they're really just not paying any attention to just like oh my god We sell we haven't sell much fun when New York City New York City, baby. We are having so much fun. I brought Gina this can of soup She's been sipping it all night. It is the cutest thing. I'm a good person. I'm a good person. Oh,

wait, try this one. Girls, ask Gina where we're staying. I don't where are you saying? Um, I, as far as I can tell, I'm sleeping on a bed that's the hands of a clock and I really don't know what's going on We'll see you one thing the only thing this place doesn't have is this news button I'm gonna be sure they have my friend make me a sweatshirt. It says news just to get the point across without offending the rich one So they hang up and then Shannon says Does to Emily like oh, you know, you know, what you said to the other night that irritated me, but I'm gonna say it in the fun tone, because it's like we're adults, and I'm totally not bothered. But you said, Gina, you said that you know,

you said that I'm jealous, and like, I am the furthest thing, that the furthest thing from the truth, I'm absolutely not jealous whatsoever. It's like, oh, Shannon, why are you putting up five clocks on the wall? Oh, wait. I thought it'd be fun. You know what, it'll make that shrimp taste a little less raw, And why are you putting up five clocks on the wall? Oh, wait. I thought it'd be fun. You know what it'll make that shrimp taste a little less

raw, it's just a little time. Hold on, let me sprinkle some of this on there for you. Oh, it's almost like we're in a hotel called the time right now, but a more fun version. Oh, I'm going to tell Al, Al, the order to come over here dressed in a Santa suit close to father time. Get over here dressing the Santa suit close to father time get over here.

So Emily is like, yeah, well, she told me that she said that she thought that you were jealous of her relationship with Heather. And for what reason? I'm not jealous. I mean, you know what, Gima needs to put a pin in it and in the ego put a pin in the ego that ego not a pin in it. And in the ego, put a pin in the ego, that ego needs a pin. Maybe two pins that it might look like the face of a clock. You totally love a clock.

I love a clock, decor. Well, you don't think that she deserves to have an ego right now, which I mean, that's not what's happening. Emily is evil. Okay, Emily is so wrong. And Shannon's like, you know what? Absolutely, she doesn't have so lonely. Evil game. Please so wrong and Shannon's like, you know what absolutely she does absolutely Well, that girl husband through hell and back shaman

She's like, yeah, and I've been there for her the entire time. I've gone out of my way to be honest Supposed to say that anymore. It was completely easy for me to go out of my way for Gina is what I'm trying to say I mean I have been there for her for the past three years while she tells me about the things in her life while I sit on an invisible straw doing that face. You know I went from two I I I I it's not acceptable it's not acceptable. So then we get clips of this being true, you know, Gene never lying on Shannon the whole time. That's why this is super shitty, you know. So Shannon's like, well, anyway, well, you know, the

here's to not being jealous. Let's have way more fun than them and make sure we get it on her video tape so they know how much fun we have. And so Emily calls out to Shannon's digital assistant and I'm not going to say it because I don't want to like fire off everyone who's listening. They're digital assistant, but we at Crappens, we the code word that we use is gene. That's our digital assistant. Oh, gene, gene the digital assistant. So Emily, what can I help you with today? Hey, Jean, could you make me an appointment?

Okay, let me just see here. You want a car rental? No, no, I'm looking for an appointment for maybe to go physical therapists. And the apartment, great. Okay, searching for apartment. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do I don't want an apartment. I don't want an apartment. Would you like me to give you tips? Hey, did you know that when you're done asking me for something and I do it totally correctly, that I can also give you tips? Gene, I'm really not interested in your tips. Well, it's 35 degrees out in Ban, Canada. Well, Gene, I'm not even, I don't live there in order why i want to go there um hey jean uh give me some tips we don't talk like that in this house tips jean tips he just offered me tips so Emily is like let's get this party started so she's like, Jean play Nelly.

Jean play Justin Timberlake. Jean play Juice Newton. Okay guys, we're gonna have fun and we're gonna down. So Stuart of the TikTok. Play Todd Rungrim. GEEEEN! Play Air Supply! So they're trying to do the like, we're having so much fun thing. So Jen is like, oh my god, you guys, like, hold on.

I'm gonna dramatically start flicking at my phone a second while everybody's trying to have fun. Flick. Flick. Yeah. And then meanwhile, Shannon, that some sort of device that has playlists on it, and so she's reading to them. She's like, oh, well, look, we got playlists, we have Grille and Chill, we have Rackarina, we have Chef Noodles, is Lonely and Needs Love. I don't know where that one came from. I must have liked that one in Just it's hip here from gene

Muffins, but yogurt his coolest unfortunately Good luck to you, this guy's all right I don't even know what that was. Normally I feel like digital systems just listen you know on us but Jean is the one digital system who actively doesn't listen. What? Nothing Jean. Nothing. Oh god she's thinking now. How she thinking. Dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie dootie do So she's like, I'm gonna have to like take off soon and Emily's like, no you don't let's get in the pool. And so she kind of Leans over to Shannon and she's like, I'm just like trying to work something out with Ryan. So we're thinking of like moving him out for a month And then really goes, what would you say?

And Shannon goes, oh, she's she's just, she's she's dealing with some stuff. She's she's she's she's like, oh, she's just, she's, she's dealing with some stuff. She's, she's, she's, she, she, wasted a shrimp's life tonight. Can we just give her a little room? Yeah. I think, though, Nubala, like, mutters to Emily, like, well, because like, we all don't have to deal with anything, like, she's upset because she was like, not allowed to talk

with the divorce, because last time she got yelled at, so now she's mad at Jen, right? Jen's like, what? What? And they're also making it sound like Jen has been whispering to Shannon. You guys aren't listening to her. She's been trying to say this to all of you

and you guys keep dancing around. So she's just talking to Shannon. It's not like she's whispering, you know? Yeah, and so Emily, somehow, Emily winds up being the one awkwardly saying well, we all have Stuff that's that's what Noah was saying and she's like what is it? This is moving out stuff, you know, and so that noella is like you're to us She's like we've all been through challenges in our marriages and we've all been through some challenging stuff and we're sorority here

Even though I hate all these fake bitches. But this is sisterhood and like, obviously it's not computing with jet like literally computing. It's not like, bim bim bim bim bim bim bim. Like, no, well, what are you talking about right now? You hate all these. You hate all these.

You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these.

You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. You hate all these. We have sourced three traveling pants for you. I hear there's a sister head here. Uh, so Jen leaves all mad and I'm like, don't leave mad. Even though I purposely just confronted you while you were in pain. God. And Jen's like, grand women don't act this way. They don't whisper in each other's ears and they don't try to put people down and I don't need this shit I'm like you're the one who like gathered the women together to talk a huge amount of shit about no else I don't know if you're really the one to talk about run women. Yeah shut up Jen. Okay, we just watched you last week Falling all over the floor bossing your husband around at that embarrassing dinner party. I don't need to be here

Would adults do and your husband around at that embarrassing dinner party. I don't need to be here with adults, do. And by the way, could you be any more like that boring lady they picked off New York after one season? I mean, you know what I mean, right? The one who vejazzled things. Oh, Cindy Bar Shob. The Jazzler. She definitely has wrong women do not act like this. Like, that's ridiculous. I'm leaving. She definitely has like Cindy Bar Shop meets Teddy Melon Camp Energy, which is not always what I look for. Although I will say, I mean, the Jen story lines have been cracking me up lately.

So she's kind of like a Cindy Bar Shop who tried, you know, like Teddy. Like, you know, she's got that trying too hard energy of Teddy mixed in with Cindy Bar Shop. But an unlike Teddy and Cindy, at least Dr. Jen got wasted and gave us an amazing episode. True. True. So now we go, speaking of getting wasted, now we go back to New York City with Heather and

Gina walking around the sidewalk and the editors are playing like very happy, almost sitcom, 80s sitcom music as they like galavant around the sidewalk. And Gina's like, oh my god, I love Heather unleashed on the streets of New York. She's like everything. She's eating so many carbs. I mean, she just eating in general, which is surprising. And she's dancing around like a wild woman when she's like very heavily bit buzzed on champagne. It's kind of amazing. Yeah, they show them like laughing and walking the streets with slices and then at one point, Gina's like crying on her shoulder like, this is so sad. And then they show Heather dropping to 20 on the ground and not even noticing like, oh, that's so Heather, Heather,

Heather just having so much fun drunk that she still reminds everybody. She's right. She's right. I know. And she clearly brought out like the like the dumb Asian L bag or whatever because they have like a shot of her just like dropping pizza sauce all over her like fanny bag or something. This show. That's a cough and I don't have a mute bet. I'm sorry everybody. Okay, I already sneezed.

I sneezed on me and became a whole issue over here. God, that felt good. Yeah. So Heather's like, would you rather be cooking with the girls or here with television's Heather DeBrow? And you know, like, do you really have to ask, I actually do. It's part of what I need on a daily basis. Do you want to be with me?

So back in Shannon's pool, Emily is in her bra on panties and goes in the pool so then no well it winds up here by Going topless and they're screaming and yelling and again I'm just old because I was like you don't live on five acres. Yeah, I'm like next door to her like jean Call noise control. I've had it. I've had it Got it. We'll be putting on new kids on the block at max volume. So, um, and then they're all in the, you know, Shannon takes off like her pants, but she keeps her chefs, sure chefs have her Toke and her jacket on and then she gets in the pool and they're just like galvanting and the moment I saw like that tennis ball ball being in the

water I was like we know what's happening next we know who can't be away from a tennis ball. I'm so sorry to correct you but you know what actually happened this fucking dog Archie okay so Archie is standing by the pool with his his heroine the ball okay he's standing there and staring at them they're all having fun and he's like wagging his tail. So he jumps into the pool and they're like, oh my god, Archie's in here. This is how hilarious. And then Archie swam so far into them, drops the ball and then gets back out of the pool and waits for them to throw it. I mean, the guy used to be institutionalized.

He's a fucking sick. He's sick. He's sick. I didn't realize the depths to which Archi wouldn't go to play fetch with that part. Wow. Get some help dude. Archi's like, I'm an eagle. So um, uh, so Shannon's like, huh, my who would have thought that when I was planning my cooking class that people would end up mostly naked if the pool with a dog. Oh my God, we're just having so fun. Those girls hung up on us. Fuck them.

Mm-hmm. We're having so much more fun. Oh look, it's a teapot. I didn't even, I've never been in this pool. I've never been here. Ha-ha-ha. Chef Neudol's appears. Can I join you? Get out of here. Shannon is so me. She's living practically alone.

I mean, I know her kids are kind of there sometimes with their teenagers. You know, you're living practically alone and you don't go in your own pool. And you know that she's standing there like, I'm too fat to go into that pool alone. I will not do it with me. I will not do it with me. So now it's the next morning and Shannon goes downstairs and the place is a mess. I sometimes wonder when there are big parties. If production says you're not allowed to clean it up because it's like very often on Bravo that the place is a mess. And I kind of feel like with at least some of these people that would be like, no, like

we got to clean some of this up before we go to bed. You know, I kind of feel like Shannon would do that. But the place is a mess. these people that would be like, no, like, we got to clean some of this up before we go to bed. I kind of feel like Shannon would do that, but the place is a mess. Yeah, it's sad because it's a housewife show. You know, you want to see, I don't necessarily need to see Heather's, but I want to think that you have somebody come overnight. Like, I need you to feel kind of, kind of rich. Yeah.

Exactly. We're at least to the free friend who helped you cook earlier in the night. Get her back here. What's her lazy ass doing? Exactly. So Shannon Face Times no well. I'm like, oh, you know, I made a make a lot of it because I need that to function today. And she has a family house. Is it cranksings? They haven't got me. Wild fun wild better than New York fun. Oh Have fun drinking that giant glass of alcohol While you're in divorce proceedings with your husband. I know sweet James is paying much attention anyway Fuck that guy drink all you want all right, and no enemies again. Let's do it And no well it goes. I don't remember the last time I drank that much in the long time.

I'm like, yes, today. Literally, you were at Kimmy's house, being like, It's a day where you filled all the way to the top, which is what she says, like, literally every day. Yeah. So then, happy pictures of Ryan and Jen, their family,

which must mean Tina's here. Tina, the couple Tina's here. Tina the couple's counselors here. So she- I like to call Tina patty Lou perm because she sort of looks like patty Lou perm. Patty Lou perm wearing a perm. Oh, good.

So Tina comes in and Jen's like, oh, hi Tina, oh, I really like her hair. Like how, it's different, I guess. So like, how's it been, Tina? And Tina's like, well, it's been a challenging year. I don't, you know, all with what's going on. You're my counselor. Do you think she really wants to hear how you fucking feel?

Sit your ass down, Tina. So Jen's like, OK, well, here's the story. Well, I've known Tina for a few years because we went through relationship boot camp for a while and we like sat under a lot of foam tombstones. And I'll do anything to make this my own work. If we have to date each other, if you have to move out, go to therapy.

If we have to find another breakfast buffet, I will do anything. And Tina actually gives really good advice. Sure. Her advice is on points. I was like, well, redemption. It was great. Unfortunately, she gives it to a lot of kind of narcissistic people.

You don't listen to her, but it's really good. You know, she tells her, you can't change somebody else. So you have to see what you can change to be different, you know. And she talks, she brings up, you know, a lot of this comes from when you're a child and rejection. That's what I experienced. Okay. So rejection. She experienced that as a child and you brought this to that relate. She goes, are you defensive? And she said, rejection. That's what I got. Okay. We're past, we're past your feelings right now. Okay, we're talking about response.

Rejection, that's what I'm about. Yeah, and she's basically like, you may think you're not criticizing him, but like you have to, it's like you have to take responsibility for knowing what his triggers are regarding criticism. And so even though you may not think you're doing it, like you have to like,

you have to make an effort to understand Like what will cause them to go crazy and you know and gents just like crying and and Tina's like Don't cry for me. Dr. J. Truth is your marriage is doomed Yeah And let's see I like that gents confused. She's like I'm putting out kindness I think do I mean confused. She's like, I'm putting out kindness, I think. Do I mean to put out kindness, but I'm putting out something else?

So yeah, I mean, it's kind of, it's like a therapy scene, it's terrible to make fun of it, but of course I still kind of by the end was. I'm like, Jen, do you just move them out? Come on Jen. I'm putting out kindness and the expression of my kindness is, can you angle your chair?

Can you do a little bit more? A little bit more? Like we're married? A little bit more? A little bit more? You know, this couple probably should break up. Just let me touch beyond. Let Rhine go just keep the nanny because she seems on point, you know, yeah

So now we're back to New York City and an amazing scene here We're at the rest tau Which is such not a Heather DeBro place. I've actually never been to any tau But I all I know that tau is that it's just so not Heather and I don't know anything about Heather's mom But I'll also automatically believe it's not Heather's mom. And the funny part is her mom said no sushi. And they went to her to towel. She brought a towel.

She brought a towel, man. The only thing I ask is no sushi. Welcome to towel, bitch. Let's go on make a club that specializes in sushi. So they meet up also with Barbara and Tony who's Heather's aunt and uncle. They're like the nice aunt and uncle who probably bit like like tortured by Carol for years and years and passive aggressive phone calls and emails. So they're all there. So Heather goes they sit down and had to go do you want a different seat mom tell me now She's no, but I thought Max was sitting next to me and

Max is just wiping through her phone like ah not me. She doesn't move and Carol just gives her the squinty evil How dare you put your phone away? Yeah You're talking to your grandmother right now. So Heather calls, wait for us over. Excuse me, I think we need cocktails. Why don't you start here with my mom that way when you finally get to me,

I'm actually gonna seem somewhat reasonable. Okay, great, mom, you start. Well, I don't wanna be rude, but click, click, click, That is how you set a table. She just said the table because it's said wrong. I mean, it's not like they misordered the sushi on this menu. Well, it's not like they put the mousse bush after the sushi on the menu. Why is this woman not on Real Housewives of New York?

Like she needs to be on it immediately. Okay, I think she could, I think she would work. Oh, so she tells us that her mother is very proper. And she's like, I'm similar in decorum, but in every other way, I'm very, very different. Yeah, it says me every fucking day, you know? I'm not my mother. I'm not my mother. I'm not my mother. And the Ronnie in the mirror says Hello, Rhonda good morning

Yeah, so so Carol orders her drink. She's like she's like I would like I would like a cattle one Monteney very dry a twist Please and I'd like the ice from the shaker on the side and very, very dry, okay? Very dry. And Gina's like, this explains a lot where Heather came from and boy, she is the way she is. Okay, my turn. You got, you got the poor people Shirley Temples, am I right? Okay, bring the cherries because they like the stems to try and tie with their tongue. They're that kind of people. Okay. So, for me.

The blonde one wants an ecto cooler. Do you have that? Okay, my turn. So, tap water for them. Bottled for everybody else. Thank you. Okay, so I would like a silfer, vitro, and soda on the rocks in a wine glass. She makes it with her hands so that the waiter can see what she's saying.

A wine glass. And can I get a bunch of lime squeezed in there? And do you have juice, name 20? Name 20, Jesus right now. It's your own game show. Go for it. It's almost like being a beauty, like being a beauty queen, but really not as impressive. Go, name them, go, go.

Okay, I'll take pineapple. I don't even as impressive. Go, name him, go, go. Okay, I'll take pineapple. I don't even, I don't even hear you. Get me pineapple, great. Just on the side, on the side. So I'm not like my mother at all. So then, Gina's parents arrived and Gina's like, you know what's really funny is see the difference

to my parents and had his mom in general. I mean, like, you know, they're just like very easy people. And we just see the dad being like, I'll have a ton of water with wine. And it cuts to Carol just glowering at the dad. Like, really, that's what you call, have some respect. Don't just sort of ton of water with wine. You got to specify the shape of the ice, how much ice,

what sort of glass, what you want to side, and what you want instead of ton of water with wine. Yeah. Okay, everyone, I ordered starters for everyone. Um, it's raw fish. I hope that's okay with everyone here. It's delicious. It's called sushi. Okay. And then other people can order their entrees. I'm really sorry. They do not serve pizza slices here. There's matter. Whatever your name is. Hold on. Let me see if they can build a campfire and you guys can put some hot dogs on sticks. Do you have a tin can with a candle that these people can cook some beans over?

Bring that to them. Bring that to them. So the mom gets the order next and she's like, okay, I'll have filet medium rare, but real medium, not movie. That is medium, mother. No, it's not in New York. And I love that when the mom's being fancy and said saying flamenya, she goes, I'll have the flamenya.

The flamenya. Yeah, the flame in ya. The flame in ya. Yeah, the flame in ya. That's just punitive. Pue the tip. So then Heather's like, okay. Now being my own independent woman who won greatest woman of all Syracuse.

Here we go. I'm gonna have the flame in ya also, and I want it medium, and I don't want it mowing Not my mother Not me the correct way to say not me we okay medium not me we not her medium rare Not me which is actually a medium not me So then Gina's like taking a picture with her parents and Sue, her mom is like, Gina, I'm so proud of you.

I'm so, so proud of you. You look, you look so happy and it looks like you're actually eating for once. Yeah, I'm able to get her a third meal of the day. It's very exciting for her. Now, Gina, I look at you and I look at your parents, Moui, all of you. I wouldn't order you, but you were raised properly with ethics and morals. I can tell.

And people don't have ethics today. It's very upsetting. You know, they used to call me smother, which doesn't have anything to do with ethics and morals, but you know, it's just a reminder that I was a very involved mom and they don't appreciate me. What am I one half of the brothers?

And there's like, by the way, we still do call you that. But here's the difference. It our family. There was a schedule. And if you were scheduled to have dinner in a restaurant, I don't care. If no one was hungry, you had an outfit on and you were going to dinner. And there's like, other carols like, you're the same way, she's the same way this one. Okay, well, I'm scheduled, I like to have a plan,

but here's the difference. And Carol just does air quotes in the air for no reason. She's like, oh, listen to this, I'm gonna air quote it. I own a professional grade kitchen with five chefs in it, so we don't have to go to a restaurant if people don't want to. Their mother, poor mother, poor little poor mother. Yeah, there's like the differences.

I do schedule, but if no one wants to go, we don't go. And Carol's like, we did that. We did that. Look, Barbara, remember my sister, back me up, Barbara, if someone threw up, we wouldn't go, right? Yes. By the way, I love Heather acting like if people don't want the food, you don't have to eat in our household.

I'm like, can we go back a few weeks ago when they went to Nobu and she forced Edimame on the entire table and no one wanted it? But they didn't have to eat it and that's the difference. So Heather's like, I love my mother very much, but is someone who's a very emotionally sensitive person, sometimes we need more, you know, it would have been nice to have self-watering plants. That's what I'm saying. That's why I grew up and put an irrigation system in our backyard garden. So no one actually has to plant when they pretend to go out there and plant. So Heather says, why don't you say don't drink that?

She tells her mom, mother, do not drink that. She like, oh, come on, stop that, Heather. She says, we would sneak out, me and my siblings. We would sneak out and you know I tell my kids if you lock them in a box they explode you can't do that You know and we had the most unrealistic curfews. She's like I never had oh genius says I never had me of that on I was a good kid. Look at me. I'm doing great Heather is still angry that her mom wouldn't let her go out and see it like an 11 o'clock Acapella show at the community college or something.

Heather is never going. But everyone's going of the community theater version of Laymas, you know. She had to come back from the Mount Kisco diner early. Everyone's out there, mom. But who just like, I mean, listen, dis your mom and everything. I have fun. I mean, I think it's the right of every child to have fun doing that. But who does that? Like, right? Like, here's my mother, everybody. She sucked. My mother sucked. Well, there's nothing like bringing a mom on to show where like no matter how control, how controlling you are of your own image or the image you're trying to put out there,

there's nothing like a mom that just can just blow that wide open. Oh yeah. So then, so in the 1120, it's fun. Fun girls again. So Heather and Gina are Armin are back in the hotel bar and Gina actually goes, okay Heather, you know, go ahead and have champagne. I'm gonna have a Monteney. I was like, oh, this is the first turn we see of Gina actually turning into Heather because Because now Gina is bossing, you know? I don't think she's learning too much too soon. Yeah, exactly. So they're talking a little bit about,

you know, Heather's dad who had passed away a few years ago. And then Gina has like a video that she received from Emily from the cooking night. And they're just like watching a video of like from the pool and they're like, oh my god, like, Shannon has no pants on. Da-da-da-da. So they decided they're gonna FaceTime Emily to talk about the cooking party.

Oh gosh, okay, so they do. And Emily's like, oh, I was having dinner with Shane, so I had to come out outside to have this conversation. So here I am. Once and for all, she would come out. She had a really good time with noise Janet didn't even hear a band Yeah, and I was like well

She knows like oh by the way will move a face time you you didn't look like you having the best time and I'm like oh Yeah, well When she faced time to you. I may have been annoyed Dot dot dot What I asked you about it Well, when she facetimeed you, I may have been annoyed. Dot, dot, dot. Wanna ask you about it? Shannon brought up how she's completely not jealous again. And had to go, again, again.

Yeah, I feel like when someone is over the top about being not jealous, they probably are. Oh, kind of how when people are over the top about being not jealous they probably are. Kind of how when people are over the top about how great their husbands are. So good man, Shane, you're a good man. Yeah, and you know what else she said, she said, you need to put a pin in it because you have a really inflated ego as if that wasn't a response to everything that Emily has been filling

her head with all season, right? Yeah. So Heather's like, Oh, me, Gina, she won't even take a compliment. Now she will take complimentary items. Okay. Okay. Hold on. She's putting all of the mint in her purse from the host to stand.

We're on the phone, Gina. We're on the phone. So I mean, I'm back. I mean, they're free. So Emily is like, she just can't let her go to the point. Like she just can't let her get the point after what she's been through. That she can have like some level of confidence. This is what Emily is saying about like Shannon and Regina.

And she goes, I'll tell you all the time, like how beautifully looking, how happy you are. And it's sad that a friend just can't be happy for you. And she goes, well, she's not my friend. Lynn has Sharon in ever dragged down Gina. Ever. This has like literally never happened that I can remember. She was saying pin and ego,

cause you kept telling her that Gina was making all these mean comments about her YouTube You two shame shame hilarious shame on both of you because it's I love that it just totally works on Shannon You know now they have Shannon completely spinning out of control So then Gina is crying for some reason to us Yeah, why is she crying she's so foolish. She's like oh, I'm sorry. Did I had no self-esteem and I'm finally feeling good? Apparently, like, if she is only one that can be happy. And I'm like, she wanted it to be a competition and she wanted us to have more fun.

And I was like, oh, Mia, I remember when we were in Mariah or something like that and Shannon and time Renbeke, there were somewhere else and then they were like, oh, yeah, I remember when we were in Mariah or something like that and Shannon and time run Vicki, there were somewhere else and then they were like, we're gonna have more fun. And so we got that flashback of 2016 of Vicki being like, we're gonna whoop it up, we're gonna whoop it up. And then they let that, they were at like that resort and they like jump in the pool and make an embarrassing scene of themselves. Yes.

Back when it was semi-natural, even though it was Vicki forcing it, like that is Vicki's natural state, you know. So there was something kind of, and they do do it all the time. But Heather's like, well, if getting drunk and taking off her pants and falling in the pool and doing her stick makes her happy, well, more power to her. But what I don't like is that there's this weird competitive, we're having more fun than you think. Did you see me drop a $20 bill on the ground? Now that is fun.

And I just ends with our saying, what are we going to do with that? We have a lot of shitty, and by shitty, I mean very poor friends. Wow. What a bunch of assholes making something out of nothing. But you know what?

We also call that magic. We do. It's a great time. Yeah. That was a great time. I was cracking up. And next week's episode looks like there's going to be a fight at Dr. Genshaus.

It'll just be pure chaos. It's going to look hilarious. So anyway, don't forget if you are going to be in the Philadelphia or DC or Pittsburgh area We come see us come see us for St. Crapie's Day on Thursday We're gonna be celebrating St. Patrick's Day with you guys and Philly's so gonna watch a crap and calm to get your tickets And then in the meantime, we'll just catch you in the next episode, won't we? We sure love you guys Hi

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