Watch What Crappens - #1766 RHOA: Peach and Tunnel

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi, Ben. Hey Ronnie, how are you? Good, so happy to be here with you today, a little sugar plum. Oh, not happier than I am to be here with you, you sugar plum. Oh, you. Um, everybody, thank you so much for being with us. It's a real housewives of Atlanta today. And um, tonight is take a seat.

That's our live show on Spotify Live, which is an app by Spotify. You guessed it by Spotify. And it used to be called Greenroom, because you wondered why we changed the name of that. And uh, Spotify Live, basically, it's like a Colin radio show. It's live. We talk about all the Bravo Goss in the Bravo universe. You guys talk to us, you come up and go off for a minute about whatever you want. And you talk to each other. There's a huge chat room there. We love doing it. It's every Monday night, 7 p.m. Pacific, 10 p.m. Eastern.

And thanks for everybody who's been showing up there. If you can't be there live and just want to listen to it, just search take a seat on Spotify or on and that's after that. Today, real housewives of it, Lanter Day. Big day. Huge day. Huge day. First cast trip of the season. And it's to New Jersey.

So you know, you can't win them all You're even the biggest housewives on Bravo. Sometimes just have to go to Jersey. That's just the way it is the me the big meat partly Well, they were very close to 10 of fly. That's for sure They got a gun to 10 of flying, check them with Serena. Okay. Put all the rumours. Yes. So it opens up with Marlow and a builder named Patrick, and they are looking at a home under construction, and the show is very clear to say with a chirod underneath it, not Marlow's

home. So if you already, you're already being like, wow, Marlos building a beautiful home, this is not it. Oh, weren't they talking about the house next door? If it's not Marlos home? Right, but that's like the first thing you see. And then it pans over or they cut to just like a pile of dirt. And it says, Marlos lots.

Well, this show loves to lot-shame people. You know, it's a, it's a, it's a tried and true tradition of people buying a lot and then getting ashamed for it for two years while their house is being built. Did I look at that pile of dirt? Yeah, did they buy that they're building a home on top of people? Come on. Atlanta also has a lot of home building. You know, like the real house was of Atlanta.

There's a lot of home building. I mean, I'm trying housewives of Atlanta, there's a lot of home building. I mean, I'm trying to think of the other franchises. We, I mean, obviously most famously, you have Heather DeBros' house, that's a big building thing, but I'm trying to think of the other real housewives where there's so much talk about building houses as on Atlanta.

I guess you could make an argument for, I feel like Toya on Merit Medicine. She's for, I feel like Toya on marriage medicine. She's always, I feel like she's always got a house. That's going. Yeah. Feel under construction. And that was Dr. Jackie also. Dr. Jackie was building a house,

but yeah, real house with Atlanta, there's always some house that's under construction. Yes, this is owned by Ashley Holmes. I'm like, I'm in a reservation. Well, you never know, you know, the Brava Conspiracies, it could be just like owned by like Ashley Holmes. I'm like observation. Well, you never know, you know, the Brava conspiracies. It could be just like owned by, you know, do we, or whatever home, home neighborhood builder

there is, who knows. But anyway, Atlanta's always experimenting. They're always building up with. So we're a decater for this home. And Patrick is like, okay, so I redid the plan so we can get it revised to get the numbers where we wanted it. Because you know, Marlow's ass had some $9 trillion house plan.

You know she did. You know Marlow just walks through like, gold? How about that gold? I need a space for the archive. I actually need to build the archive for the archive. Yes. You need the archive space. So can you end Sheree pull up to see the lot? Marlow tells Patrick, she's like,

oh well, here comes some little builders, baby builders. One took about 20 years to do her house, the other one's still building. Hi, hi ladies, how are you? Also, there's so much discussion, Marlow even brings it up later. How dare you ask? You're always asking me where I make my money, because it's a fascinating conversation.

That's why. But also, you can tell that she's just handed a lot of money because when it's time to write on the plans and make notes, she just spreads them out right on the hood of her Rolls Royce. Nobody who worked their ass off for a Rolls Royce would just be spreading plans out and taking a big pen to them. No, I don't think so either. I was a surprise. It was like, it was like kind of a minor flex, but I'm like, you're just flexing on Patrick right now, which just sort of feels rude,

you know. So let's look at these on my Rolls Royce hood. I'm like, I thought it was a strange thing. I feel like I wouldn't put anything on the these on my Rolls Royce hood. I'm like, I thought it was a strange thing. I feel like I wouldn't put anything on the hood of my Rolls Royce. If I- Hell no. And if you're really, if you're- What is that?

If you're really loaded, you've been the hot guy over and right on him. I mean, you've got a muscle, gorgeous muscle guy there, you know? Right on the table. You're really loaded. Yeah, if you're really loaded, you bring a fold out table.

How about that? Just have a folding table in your Rolls Royce. How about that? How about that rich people? One took 20 years. I have a, to have a folding table. The folding table with a guy with a sign that says, one took 20 years to build a house

and the other one is still building. Fight me. Fight me. Whatever that meme is. So, yeah, that guy, yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. So, Marlow, she tells us, like, why wouldn't I invite these late ladies over to give me advice? Because, baby, one thing about it,

they have been through it with their homes. So, this is like Marlow's thing this season is that she's just trying to get advice from people. Is that like her arc, that she's just learning life from the other ladies? Yeah, I guess so she's just trying to learn So that's also a good way to pre-diss This like you know that someone's about to just hate on you when they're like, you know what? I just wanted your advice and then they rip you down, you know

So this is her I'm pretending to be nice part of the season, I think. So she's talking about how Patrick had to remove 1500 square feet from the plans. And he's like Kenya who's the pro builder in this episode every time Kenya's on screen. She's like So every time Kenya's on screen, she's like, I built a home. So she looks at the plants and she's, oh, I see. That's the front door because it swings open. She's really got our finger on the pulse of architecture. Yeah. And half the house is the closet.

It's like a 800 square foot closet. And Kenya's like, the closet is bigger than the bedroom. Come on now. You have to walk through the closet to get to this teeny tiny little bedroom over here. You know, the bedroom is 500 square feet, which is not nothing. That's also pretty big, but it is funny. The closet is 800 square feet.

So Ken, Ken, I feel like every scene this season, they're going to just sort of try to suggest some sort of flirtation with Kenya with any guy because she's like, ooh, I like Patrick, he really knows this stuff because he just sort of like, he just sort of responding with various facts about the neighborhood, but this will be 3.5 million

and that'll be, aww, she's like, wow, you really know your stuff! Ha! And Shreya's like, so like, why are you all out here? Like this is Buckhead. I mean, this is the cater, you're a Buckhead girl. And she's like, well, I'm not making Buckhead, you know, I don't have Buckhead money.

You know, I don't have that budget. You all keep saying I have money, but I'm not the one who says I have money. Can you just walk to your event, got on a microphone and said, I'm known for money and fashion She's like well booze because you you know what you're foolish it you always do that You know, I don't like when you do that. She's like I'm just telling you what you say Marlowe

She's you know what I'm gonna calm down because my problem is that I it's always like where does Marlowe get her money Where does Marlowe get her money if Where does Marlowe get her money? If that's too personal, all of a sudden, Marlowe is concerned with things being too personal. Marlowe, who has raked people across the coals for having a welcome mat that's too small for their door. That was all of a sudden, like she asked for discretion.

Right. So, Ken, you're just like, I love the house. It's not gonna be like that when is it? Cause you know, modern German or more expensive. You Kenya's like, I love the house. It's not going to be like that one is it because you know modern are more expensive. You know that Patrick. Wow. Good for you. Patrick's really good. Yeah. And so then Shere starts asked that they just Patrick. I think he just goes away at this point or whatever. And she starts asking if Kenya is going to see Mark in New York and Kenya is basically like, no, the opener is going to drop off Brooklyn or whatever. And so then Keny asks if Shere is going to see Tyrone and we learn that Tyrone is really excited to come and meet everyone. So at this point, I'm just even more convinced he's absolutely not going to show up.

Yeah. It's like he's clearly going to be selling that lie so hard and then just know it He knows he's not gonna be able to come he has no intention, but he's gonna sell it really hard that he wants to Well, it's hard. Well, I mean look long distance dating is hard enough without like prison dating You know cuz like long distance dating you can just be whoever you want and you can be all happy all the time I don't want to see you. It's like I'm coming to I Austin. No, hell no, I don't want to fucking see you. I date you on the phone on purpose. Get going. You know?

Yeah, because that in-person chemistry is very different than on the phone or FaceTime, right? And so in-person, you have to sit in those awkward moments. And I bet everyone's like, no, no, no, I don't want. This is online only. This is a virtual relationship. Yeah. So Shiree tells us that he can't travel more than 100 miles,

but it would mean so much for her if he got to meet everybody. So Kenya's like, so what about Drew coming to New York? How's that going to be? And she's like, well, you know, I'm going to be fine with Drew. I just, I think she just needs a drama I don't know if she just needs to extra in her life or what and Kenny's like her marriages are ready drama I can't wait to tell everybody how to build their home and build their marriage It's gonna be a great episode for me

And then she's like I'm disappointed that she attacked you Shirey And then she was like, I'm disappointed that she attacked you, Shire. Like, this is Kenya now doing the, I'm pretending I made up with Drew. And now I'm gonna throw her under the bus, but I'm not gonna do it in a shady way. I'm gonna do it from a way of like having greater manners or whatever. So, so now we go over to Candy's house and Todd and Candy are going on a walk. And Candy's saying, like, there's just like, she house and Todd and Candy are going on a walk and Candy's saying out like there's just like she's like so what's going on and he goes so much not enough time not enough support.

I'm like not enough support you're wearing a t-shirt that says no who wants to support someone who wears a t-shirt that says no. I know you know your marriage is going through troubles when your husband is just wearing a shirt that says no. No, that's it. So Candy's like, yeah. That's the world. But Candy's like, I feel you on that.

You know, not a nice support thing and then she lost her. You know, her really high pitched laugh and he's like, she can get so high, my God. She's like the Mariah Carey of Laffer's. Yeah, she really is. Windows Shatter, Marlos Widow, Closet, Windows Shatters in Decatur. So Tom's like, come what do you have to laugh like that after everything? She's laughing because she gives you a very lavish lifestyle,

sir, and you're complaining about having no support. When you're off to fucking boys trips to Miami, while you have kids, that's why. It's like you, it's because you want support with spending the money that she's supporting you with. You know? You're literally taking a speed walk right now with Wells Fargo complaining about not having support. Like what the hell?

Yeah. So, so Kenny's are talking about the play and she's trying to get people to go to play and ticket sales are picking up and everything. She just wants, but since seats, so she wants Todd to invite Ralph to come, because of course, the key to play success is having Ralph Pittman to show up and influence all the people. Guys, I saw this amazing play. You all have to see it. Everyone go see it. He's a regular Rex Reed. Yeah, so it's going to be a guy's trip to it's going to be a couple's trip. So he's like, yeah, and then we'll wear New York. We can swing by the Jersey crib and she's like oh god

You're old place from your old relationship. Why would I want to do that? And he's like that's wack Andy It's not my place. It's our place and it's our kids place Yeah, there's like he wants something to pass down to the kids. And Todd's like, you know, you always just want it your way. What about a compromise? And she's like, well, I just want to be able to visit New York, stay in a hotel room, mess it up, and not have to worry about it,

which I think is a very fair case. I think that's kind of like case closed in fact. Like I mean, what else is there to say? And so then he goes, you're always saying, I, it's always I, I, I, I, I'm top. You're the one who said you wanted something of your own to have. Like, other one who's like, you're always doing cool stuff. So I wanted something where people can see my accomplishments. That's a very I thing to say.

Yeah. There's no I and team candy. There is a divorce. Shut up. So there's also no eye on New Jersey. Yeah. Also, I've just, and this is not even an offense to people from New Jersey, but you've never heard anybody being like, oh, I'm going to New York. We're going on a New York trip. We are so excited. We're staying in Hoboken. on a New York trip, we are so excited. We're staying in Hoboken. We're gonna be staying in Hobo. Nobody does that.

Yeah, or at least like no one of Candy's level. Right, like there are people who do, who probably do that because it's like made us cheaper to stay there and that's like a very real thing. But if you're a celebrity like Candyverse, if you wrote no scrubs, if you've written for Destiny's Shot, if you have Grammys, you don't need to like go to New Jersey, okay? Because you know, like the view from New Jersey

is wonderful, but the views even better, like at the top of a 80s story. And a retro that's not rails, you know what I mean? So Candy's like, yeah, he wants me to be excited, but this is like he's re-wrapping a gift that he got for an X and trying to make it for me, you know. And so, he's like, but Candy, it's not just about you, are you getting it yet? Okay, then why don't you get the apartment done and then invite Candy on the trip to Jersey. This is Candy's trip to New York for her Broadway show.

So I know. So just honestly just flip it and sell it. Just flip it and sell for crying out louds or please. So Ralph and Drew, Drew's got all her assistance running around the house and telling the assistant to go get Ralph because they have counseling and of course they're all numbered, you know.

And then Anthony comes in We're on assistant number four now. We have assistant number Danielle assistant number four. Then he four assistants So Anthony walks in and just sees Drew and then like straightens up and runs back out and it just says Anthony on probation So the producer says so how does probation work in this adora pitman household and Drew goes oh We run our business like a corporation. My husband works in technology for Fortune 500 companies So yeah, there are steps to firing someone like put them put them on probation and then they need to check their behavior or they will be terminated Drew

This is not IBM. Okay This is our assistance and a Drew, this is not IBM. Okay, these are assistants. Assistant in your suburban household, where you guys do, as far as we can tell, nothing, you don't need to have an HR process. You just fire them. Yeah, I can tell you this much though, he's not gonna be showing up to lunch with Shere.

So Drew is like, oh my doctor, it's because it's Ding Dong, Dr. Ken's Air. And she's like, I'm not, oh, I'm not because it's ding dong Dr. Ken's air and she's like, I'm not crying today I'm not crying today. I'm not And Ralph comes down to Surgery, what by saying that Ralph comes down to therapy in a reservoir his reservoir. Yes. Yes. That's very true So there's still like sleeping apart because so Drew tells us you know after the bad date night Ralph packed a little bag as hard sleeping in my car's room. I'm like, okay, I get it You guys are gonna fight you're sleeping separately, but why do you have to pack a bag?

Like you can still access his dresser can't he like this yet Is my car is room in Tampa because that's the only reason I'm believing he backed it back. I know. That's just, that's excessive. That's just symbolic at that point. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, I really know things are bad when he's sleeping in a different place.

Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There are other signs, but I'll go with you on that. The gaslighting, the gaslighting is usually a good one, but him sleeping in a car that's shaped like, no, made her from cars, yeah. So Ralph comes in on the off-fits.

He's like, Drew's gonna use the session to try fix me. And she's like, oh, good, here we go. So this is their first time seeing Dr. Kenan person. And I feel like this is Dr. Kenan's big moment to try to like really, like bring out the big therapy guns. And I'm just going to say this, I don't think he did it. I, I, I did not feel confident in Dr. Kenan this scene.

So he comes in and he's like, so how's it coming along and everything? And so Drew says, well, he did this dinner for me. And I felt like a queen. And so he goes, oh, and you did that for what reason? And he goes, yeah, make her feel like a queen. Yeah, make her feel like a queen. And she's like, okay, all right. And that was thoughtful, right? And Drew's like was extremely thoughtful. And I'm giving you my face that says big butt, big butt coming up right now. And it goes, did she receive, did she receive it? Brough, did she receive it? And he goes, not really.

And then we see the clip of her saying, this is nice. I just don't want to keep going through this vicious cycle of ups and downs, honey. And him having a fit. So he's like, you know, I feel like Drew Dotha respect me. A woman would appreciate that, but not this woman here, because this woman is insatiable, and I tried to give her steak. I tried to give her steak, and I tried to give her lobster.

And she's like, it's not about the steak of the lobster. And he goes, she deserved a lunchable. He's by the way, I would've told you to take an a lunchable. Dr. Kemp's face is like allunchable. How could you also... Well, Ralph also neglected to mention that the steak and the lobster were served on top of a tailor shop, okay? So when he says lunchable, we get a doctor, it's like a

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100%. Okay, you know what, this isn't gonna work. I need this therapist fired. I know. I know. Well, I mean, this is like getting somebody dinner after you fucking cheated on them.

It's like getting somebody, all those roses after you fucked off the town is basically what this dinner was. This is not just like some generous thing he did. This is some bullshit he did on camera to make himself look like a great husband and still avoid talking about any of the nasty shit that he's done. So I had this thought last night when I was watching this ridiculousness. I was, you know, I think what what Dr. Ken, I think it's essentially saying is, look, you guys were trying to have a romantic moment.

So like stay in the moment and just enjoy each other's company, don't harp on all the negativity that's happening because, you know, it's just going to go downhill. And Drew, you know, her response is like, how can I, all this stuff is unresolved? Like how can I be in the moment and be enbliss if all this stuff is not resolved? And the thing that annoyed me in that moment was that in some ways Drew is correct. Like how do we pretend like we're just like,

oh everything's nice, we're having everything, we're in love again when there's all these underlying issues. And the reason why I can't know it is true is you can either say, you know what, I'm putting everything to the side, I'm gonna have a nice night with my man and we're just gonna just have a night of romance amidst our stormy relationship.

Or you say, you know what, we can't do this yet because we gotta fix our problems first. But Drew wants it both ways because she's all about getting the glam session. She's all about getting dressed up and all that stuff. But then all of a sudden, she's like, how do we do this when we have these issues? It's like, well, you didn't have that issue. You weren't concerned when you were getting a free glam situation, right?

So it's either like, you just go in for the scape as a mirror you don't, but you don't go halfway. And Ralph is still the worst here, by the way. I'm not saying that Ralph is off the hook. I'm just saying that like, I think Drew wants it both ways. I mean, look, I'm just a person who comes from the old school repression works. I mean, if you've got horrible things happening

in your mind, repress it and eat the damn dinner. You fight on the way to the bottom. You know what I mean? Like, you don't wanna have to fuck this guy that you hate later. So eat it, wait till desserts over. Right when the tyranny sees you about to be done, say, so remember that assistant with the big butt?

Yeah. Then you fight, you know, I have to fuck them. You just got a great dinner. Get your meal, get your meal for it. At the very least, always bring up the stuff at the end of the meal. At the end, not when the crab bread ruin is being served in a little basket.

Yes, repression works, okay? And if it didn't, there wouldn't be so many doctors like Ken around there. We need this to keep the economy going. We need this to keep the psychotherapy economy going, everybody. Just remember, eat your meal. So, he is like, okay,

well what I'm hearing Drew say is that you need him to take some ownership for some things. Am I right? Yeah, yeah, Dr. Ken. So Ralph's like, what do you want me to take ownership of? You see this? This is a one-sided conversation right here. And then you said the doctor can call me a maniac.

She goes, well, I knew we were gonna get to that part. So first of all, I didn't bring your name up. He brought your name up first. So Dr. Ken gets a real mad. He's like, it doesn't matter what Dr. Ken says. What matters is what you two say, and this is your marriage. So next time you're in a conversation, it might be a good idea to keep Dr. Ken says, what matters is what you two say, and this is your marriage. So next time you're in a conversation, it might be a good idea to keep Dr. Ken out.

I was like, ooh, Dr. Ken. Oh yes. Dr. Ken did not like that. I would like to put in a request for an additional Dr. Ken, uzzzzzzzzzzzz one. Okay, I'm gonna need you to explain why you call to my maniac. And you don't get to just get out of it because you have Dr. before your name, Ken.

So then... Believe it or not, I actually think he's probably used to it. Like, I feel like it's probably not an uncommon thing that people and couples counseling just weaponize what the therapist says all the time. And then they have to come back and do it. And they're like, no, stop. Don't put, I'm not the bad guy here. just weaponize what the therapist says all the time and then they like they have to like come back and do it like no stop Don't put I'm not the bad guy here. Although I am Dr. Ken, so I may have given some very shitty advice

But you know whatever and then we hear the buzzing of silence the sound Silence just like me So it goes so you guys know why you attack one another So it goes, so do you guys know why you attack one another? Regardless of what the other person does or says, it's your choice. How to react to it. This is a crossover here. This is not a Lexus SUV and it's not a Lexus sit there.

And it could be hybrid. This is the RAV for it's actually not even a Lexus. I am sorry. I even brought Lexus. It is a RAV4. This is a RAV is a Toyota RAV4. I mean I want to give you a therapeutic agreement. Cynthia Bailey has written it, it starts out with, are you my friend yesterday now? Okay, someone fill in the box.

Someone fill in the box. Here's what I would like to do. Okay, I could start to dive into your issues by using actual therapy and respected practices, but I've been watching a lot of starting over and God, I wanna try some of that stuff. So we're gonna do something that's really not therapy based, but more yon love based, okay?

So in the next 30 days, we're not gonna have a combat of conversation, no yelling, no attacking, and if the person blows it, drew a few blow it, for 24 hours, you will be his servant. He'll do whatever he wants, sex five times a day, sure. And if he blows it, then you can have him do whatever you want. And that should fix nothing, but will be sort of interesting to watch. Yeah, and he'll do whatever you want. Probably it'll be taking care of the kids.

He'll want sex, and the woman will want those kids taking care of him, I would write. You're so right. Oh my God, for your fucking fire, dude, get out of my house. What therapy was that? What sort of therapy was that? That's the work. You have to have to, you basically have to be the premise of like some sort of 90s comedy. Like, we're not allowed to fight, but the first new fights

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Making some strong having to make some strange bet with each other. Yeah, make it some game It's like you're playing with children. So you have to make it a game like why haven't we talked about what you know Ralph is very good at getting out of this shit because now he's made this whole thing even with the therapist, he should know better. He's made the whole thing about how Drew reacted to his glamorous dinner instead of having it be about, well, why did you hire an Instagram thought to be here? To be here.

What book editor slash assistant? Like, how does that make sense? And why did you think you would get away with that? Why are we talking about that? Why is it how somebody reacted to this amazing dinner that you put together? But yeah, there's just like no probing. It's not like, there's no question of like,

well, why did you feel just respected? What about it? What would the disrespect, what does the disrespect serve? What does respect serve? Why do you need the respect and, you know, what does respect look for you? Like, there was no like, less dig deeper. It was just like, okay, just make a deal.

Make a deal that's a little argument first. I found a friendship contract, you know, let's go. So now is the packing time, Brooklyn's packing with Kenya. And then we see Safari and Patrick from Candy and the Gang. A sad crossover where they didn't even get a kairan. I was like, are they at... Is this show going to acknowledge that these two people came from another show? Like, when is this gonna happen? Yes, and Safari and Patrick, if you guys watch that show, if you haven't, it's really funny. Go watch it. The Safari and Patrick are really into sex watch that show, if you haven't, it's really funny. Go watch it.

The Safari and Patrick are really into sex toys. Like that's their thing. They're like super into getting kinky and stuff. So they come dressed in their leather toy, you know, their leather outfits. Like he's in a harness and she's got like the the black tape on her nipples and stuff. And they're just going to all these family homes in a family neighborhood. I like dread, dreadful. It's just like normal. Yeah. And like, this is Candy's nephew by the way, like she's like, hey, can you dress up in SNM

wearing the liver of this kinky invitation? Like, I just can't even imagine asking my nephew to do something like that. So yeah, they go and they deliver and it's like, please accept this sexy gift as a token of my appreciation. It's and it's mandatory that you bring this on the trip. And can you. Here's what I think about our friendship. It's an ass plug. Please put this up your ass.

I know. And give your partner the remote control so they can make your ass bolts or what are you? They can make your cornhole tingle all throughout the day. I mean, what the hell? And Kenya really, she really speaks what was on my mind. She goes, how about a play bill? Like one of the truest things Kenya has ever asked. All right, me, Candy, there is such a thing as having too many businesses. When you're just trying to get every business plugged,

it went plugged, that's, you know, an up-on-intention. But you're trying to really go for every business at one time. Like, you know, you don't need to mix all the business. You guys have 24 episodes. Okay. You can have Dildo Day another day. And I think at this point, it's also kind of getting old probably, right?

Like the, okay, candy asex, toys. Okay, like we get it, you know, it's sort of the same way that never have I ever continues to get old on Bravo. It's sort of this, it's like, okay, like you can just sort of see none of them are into it. I think this is, we don't want to do this. We just want to go to New York. Yeah. Because then when you start plugging your business, you have to talk about that stuff all the time. Like later, they have the scene where they're like,

we wanted to play a game where whoever gets the best sex story gets the best room. So let's talk about sex story. So plug our, you know, sex story. It's like, oh my God, you know, what if, what if, what if someone just tries coming out with cleaning products? Like, do we have to sit here and talk about it at dinner?

Like, okay, whoever gives us the best way to clean their toilets, life hack gets the best room. It's like, okay, enough we get there. That would actually, that would actually be more appealing. I think it just actually turned me on. It actually turned me on. It actually turned me on. That was my version of Satin Storytongue.

That was a great note. Like, let's have them like cleaning tips. I think actually everyone want that. You can just sort of see they're all exhausted by this. Like, okay, Candy, it's like it's not scintillating anymore. Like, we've gone down this path so many times, not just on Bravo, but also just with candy and just no one's in the mood.

It's over, I think people would like to share cleaning tips instead. Yeah. So then we got Amarlo's house who's in like a glitter fillist dollar hat, not really sure what she's up to. And Drew calls her and they're talking about the candy bedroom vibrator and Marlis is like, I don't want that. I don't need that. Yeah. And this is not, I would not say this is a cast of prudes by any means.

They're just like, we don't want to do this anymore. We're done. Like it's over. We've had this conversation 10 times about Dildos. Yeah, it's like I'm 50. What the fuck do you want? Yeah. I'm fucking 50. You know, like how many times do we have to talk about this? Does anybody use the swiffer that can reach up to the ceiling fan?

That's what I want to talk about. Exactly. That's how to get stains out of things, you know? So, Saree calls Kenya and she tells her, she's, Kenya tells Saree about it. She's like, I just got sex toys from half naked people in my front door and Saree goes, does it have anything to do with the play?

Kenya's like, I hope not. So, and Marla was like, you know what? Can you change your name to Freak Candy Burst? I mean, that's just her thing. My thing is shopping, her thing is sex. I guess I have to work on my reads a little bit. Yeah, it's true. So then it's really early morning.

It's still dark outside. And they've got a sprinter van, Todd and Candy, to go pick up everybody from the airport and make sure that everybody gets to the van where I'm at a port on time, which is actually pretty smart. So everybody starts gathering, you know, they have cars take them to the bus or whatever. And Kenya's like, where is the memo about this being a couple's trip? Because that's something that I should have been told being a single person. And then we see a flashback of Candy saying, if you got a date, bring him. So I'm getting you going. Oh yeah, I'll bring a date. So um, so then Sushire gets on and she meets Ross for the first time and you know, and Shire is saying, I'm feeling a little

awkward traveling with the true and rough but the do miss behave I have receipts that bitches whack then of course Marlowe arrives with somebody holding an umbrella over her head and walking her yeah to the bus and candy brings up this x-tory is she's like, did you like your surprise? Oh, you know me, I just like to have fun. I just have to do something silly. Yeah. Can you tell us? She goes, I have a lot going on and I'm trying to coordinate the nanny traveling with Brooklyn who has time to put on vibrating panties in the room, the streets of New York. So then Todd starts talking about jerseys. Like, when it be fun to go see your place in Jersey babe Everybody should come see your place in Jersey and candy's like oh, I'm going. I'm trying to have a dildo trip Can we just have the dildo trip? I?

Know it's like battling trip plans So candy is saying that she's just like hoping that the girls can give her some inspiration and like help her get into a better headspace About this place because she obviously is so over it, you know So they fly off to New York and they get to the hotel and there's all this food in the suite. So everyone's eating it and And Sania is trying to advance her story a little bit Sonia. She's saying she's saying like wow I can't remember the last time Ross not taking a trip especially friends. And now he wants to add a child to the mix. But then that's like the end of that story. That's all she gets for the episode, basically.

Yeah. And so Todd, this is where they have the competition for the penthouse level. So they all have to tell a sex story. And whoever has the best sex story wins. Get your candy, you know. What's her brand called? candy coated nice dildos so Sonja goes first and she says that she did it on a plane on the way to Dubai which is pretty risky

Yeah, the laws in Dubai are a little bit different. Okay, so that was risky. She gets some applause and then Drew's like Yeah, I don't think she's ever had sex out of her bed. I'm just gonna be honest. So up true. So then Marlo, Marlo has a story that everyone believes, but she goes, I did it at the zoo and the giraffe was watching and it licked my face. face like mellow why are you adding weird giraffe kink into your into your story you're controlling the narrative it's all fake so why why are you making the giraffe your third and then charade says that she did it at the ritz Carlton at the pool and broad daylight with everybody out there what the hey were you paying for a room there I need to know are we just at this point everyone sorry, go on. No, no, go ahead. Now, I'm just gonna say everyone just so over this stupid game, they just all

lying. They just are like, well, just come up with something on the top of my head. Like, yeah, it's Carlton having sex on it on a chair. I was in an Eagles nest at the Ritz Carlton, and an actual bear came up and fucked my face. It's like, okay. Anybody, anybody have a real story here? I was, I was in the courtyard of the Royal Carrier Academy Learning Sources. You're just talking about Elden Ring. It's just Jordan.

Well, first, I went to see Dolly Parton and the Meredith Baxter Bernie happened to be sitting next to me And I thought oh my god. Is that a vibrator in my cornhole? But it turned out to be Meredith Baxter Bernie's pinky finger When I came out of my nose, I'm not even exaggerating So then Ralph tries his hand that it goes okay, we were in the DR, you know, Dominic and the public, and we got busy in the ocean, and there were like whales there.

Okay, there was like whales watching us. And she was like, well, the beach, wouldn't the whale get stuck in the sand or something? I think it's big. Is there like 8,000 pounds? Bitch, what beach you at? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I love that. I love that. She's really concerned about the whale that just says, I know.

There's this the most normal one too. I know. Sure is like, what the hell? On a beach. So then, can you guys like... But all incorporating animals, by the way, in some weird way, they all incorporate animals. Right, cameas, who I thought was going to be

something along the lines of like, well, we were about to do it, but then the process server came and ruined everything. You know, I thought it was gonna be something like that, but Kenya's like, well, he liked honking. So we drove out to this area where you could hunt coyotes. Well, you can hunt them because they were messing up the environment or whatever.

So he tagged a coyote, but then the coyote wasn't dead, so it was leaving this trail of blood. So we followed the trail of blood and it led to this little cavern, and so we had sex in a little cavern. But then we heard a noise and the thing was still alive. I'm like, you watch an art house movie, didn't you? What? What? What? What? She watched like the old teen wolf on the USA network or some shit. I mean, Sherri is like, you were turned on by Coyote blood? She's like, yeah. What? She'll just sweat in movie. Did you watch? What? What? What are you? What are you stealing? So funny. So so she's like oh my god just give Kenya the room already Candy's like that story was a bullshit, but hey it took a lot of imagination so she wins So then now Sonia's in glam and everything and she's talking about I think she's talking

with Ross and they're talking about the tea party that happened and she doesn't know she doesn't understand why Drew hasn't fired her assistant yet and she goes you know like if you have an assistant who is messy with your friends and you keep him that means you're equally messy so it's making me look at Drew a little sideways. Like what kind of friend are you really? Which continues to support the theory that Sonya's gonna do the traditional new housewife thing, which is I'm gonna be at least advertised

with the woman who allegedly brought you onto the show. I love this. I'm like really excited for her to do this journey. How do you two choose? She's like, I'm not gonna fake being friends with the crazy one, okay? You guys nice try getting me on the show to be nice to the crazy one,

but it's not gonna work, okay? She's like, I'm an Olympian. I, you're not gonna stick me with Drew Sadorah, okay, you're not gonna stick me with Drew scammers. All right, I'm not gonna be, I'm not gonna be tied down to that sinking ship. Give her whales. On a beach?

So, Siree comes over to Marlos room who's getting glammed and Siree is like, well, you need to be ready. Like we're supposed to leave soon. As you guys, I'm not gonna go over there to see Todd's furnished list condo. Furnished list condo. Furnished list condo. Furnished list condo. Furnished list condo. Furnished list condo. Furnished list condo. So funny. So Marla's what Marla started to suspect.

Or she's wondering if Todd has been going off and doing things on the side. And she goes, no, can you just freak his hell and she might need therapy. She thinks I'm going to go walking with some pandews vibrating around the city. So they just are talking about like, who's the freak who's the second highest freakiest and it's she thinks it's drew in Ralph. So then we go over to drew in Ralph's room. Andrew's like, come massage my feet. If you don't do it, you're gonna be in trouble and have to do something crazy that women would

want all day like, take me shopping or take care of kids. Or maybe you'll have to do some dishes. Or not doing math, because we're bad at it. So, just a girl. So, yeah, so he's just trying to get that foot massage. And Drew starts saying how Trey was trying to be nice to her and everything. And she goes, you know, at the tea party,

she was being really ugly, you know? And she brought a lady there to try to say something about you Ralph. So Drew believes that that woman who was there was a plant by Shere. And I don't think she was a plant by Shere because if she were a plant by Shere, she would've been miked up for sure.

And she wasn't. Yeah, I feel like Shere wants to do that stuff herself, right? Yeah. I don't think Shere really manipulates people to do that stuff for her. Like she holds on until she's ready to bring it up and she does it in a big way. So I don't think it was a plan.

So then getting ready clips and then they load onto the sprinter to go see Todd's condo. And Sheree is texting Tyrone and he still doesn't know if he's going to be coming, which is kind of like, it's kind of like they're saying, okay, your boyfriend's a flake, get rid of him. And Todd is trying to do his own subtle gas. It's not really gaslighting, but I guess it's sort of gaslighting. He's really trying to convince Candy

that this condo is so convenient. They're in the tunnel and he's like, see we're moving, there's no traffic, almost there. Look, we're doing it so fast. It's like next door, no big deal. And he's like, no, she's like, just to be clear, this is not something that's convenient. We are outside of the city, okay? And when we come to New York,

it's not like we're even hanging out. It's like you've got all your friends that grew up in New York, okay? And like he still acts like a college student when he goes out. Yes, I'm sure he's like, oh, the truth comes out. And sure he tells us well, the streets of talking

and then we see a clip of Porsche. One thing you call and ask him about that, what that girl said that his name is Marvin. Because there were all those rumors that Todd was cheating on Candy and he was hitting up people using the name Marvin. Right. Right. I forgot all about that storyline. Uh-huh. Do one of my heart. Yep. So Sherry, it's funny because in all the interviews, there's a lot of like anti-candy rumblings between Sheree and Kenya at the season already, so we already can feel that it's gonna turn on her, right? You just feel it.

So Todd's like, you know what, I'm from here, and I'm always on your turf, Candy, and I'm at Lanta with you and your family and everything that makes you comfortable. So when you're here and you're in my comfort zone, I mean, you should just be like, you know what, I'm gonna let them do this thing, let them walk down the street with a sun. You know? Oh my God. Let them walk down the street with it. No one is complaining about you walking down the street with your sun, sir.

Okay. It's about going out with your friends on line having some fat pad and jersey. Why aren't we acting like this is a crazy thing to be annoyed with? For someone, yeah, thank you. For someone who is very upset about being told what to do in his quote unquote comfort zone, he has no problem telling Candy

what she should be doing in her comfort zone. Like every scene is him telling her, like she needs to stay home more, she needs to do this more. Like he's running her, he's like taking administrative positions in her companies. So like he really has no problem bossing people around in candy is comfort zone.

So like I say, your logic fails, sir. I don't know, look, here's how I think of it. Your comfort zones are different. They're literally different locations. Her comfort zone has established businesses and a mansion, okay? Your comfort zone has a really shitty apartment in Jersey with a decent view, okay? I pick Kansas comfort zone. And if you're not comfortable there, then get the fuck out.

Nobody made you come here. Go back to the apartment and call the old girlfriend back. Yeah, and by the way, like, make some friends. Like is it really, like, you can't say eight years on or however many years that, like, you're not in your comfort zone when you're in Atlanta anymore. Like, you should have made friends by now and you have made friends. So that's what I said.

He's ridiculous, but he knows what to say in front of the other ladies, right? Cause they're like, Oh, I get that. I get that, Todd. And Ross is like, well, you know, he just wants you to live in his world a little bit. And he's like, yeah, my G, hey, did you, you know, sometimes when you're the focal point, you're just not used to getting, you're just not used to not getting the attention. Okay. So now you're shaming her for being famous again. Yeah. Does Kai kill me?

Yeah. He draws me absolutely nuts. And then Kenny goes, yeah, you got to work on that because Kenya is now taking Todd's side on things because she's like, she has a beef with candy over something. So she's now being very pro Todd. So she's of course going to take her side and Kenya is like, oh my god. So yeah, Kenia's Kenia's like I think Todd is very supportive and can he can he's a very strong woman, but she's also very spoiled She's been famous for over half her life and now that she's married those lines may get crossed with her husband

Kenia, you're the one who is divorced because you refused to go live where your husband wanted you to among many other reasons But that was one of the main things in their marriage wasn't it? It's like but my business is in Brooklyn and she's like, oh my business is in Atlanta and I'm not leaving Mm-hmm, and now she's like awesome. Oh, you've got a you've got to listen to Todd more. Oh, okay, okay, Ken. Yeah You've got to listen to Todd Moore. Oh, okay. Okay, Ken, y'all. Ken has also been famous for Half-Four Life, too, by the way. So, Ken is basically like, you know, she's like, well, my whole thing is that all the things

I'm doing right now, it helps us with all the stuff we want to do. So even when we want to promote our dungeon tour and when I had to go to Chicago to do the shy, and now producing this play, it helps everything. But now suddenly that's a problem, you know, because candy is right. Everything she's doing is to help their family and their wealth. Todd, everything he's doing is, that way he can hang out with his boys.

Yeah. On candy's dime. Yes, and I love that Marlow said that, because Todd goes, Yeah, but it's, you know, if my ship blew out of the water tomorrow, candy would be like, where do I fit in? You know, it's just the struggle of growth. And Marlick goes, yeah, Todd ship my blow out of the water, but candy without candy, not without candy's money.

Which yeah, yes, that's exactly right. Thank you. Thank you somebody for saying that out loud. Yeah. So finally, the moment we've all been sort of anticipating, not really, we get to Todd's condo. And it's and beautiful, Fort Lee. And they walk in and it's it's bad. The back splash is terrible. It doesn't look huge. Right? Like big for a New York City apartment, but it's like, uh, this little spiral staircase in it. It's, it's like very, I was a little surprised actually how decent it was because

right when you walk in like they show the shot of them walking in the front door and you just see a club, like a closet pole, you know, right next to the front door and I was like, oh no. But with the little remodel, I think it could be really cute, the views killer and they have a rooftop. The view is, well look, anything with a good remodel is gonna be great. It could definitely be good. I mean, there's space in everything,

but this is not, I mean, and the view is really amazing, but I would not say that this is like, like, oh my God, like the end all be all. I just kinda feel like for a normal person, maybe, but for a celebrity, oh my god, like the end all be all. I just kind of feel like for a normal person, maybe, but for a celebrity, a celebrity couple, I just don't like, I think they could do better. You could do better.

So then Kenya starts walking through and just going, That we did the bathroom, 10 grand at most, get rid of these stairs. He's like, but then how do we go up the stairs? He's like, I don't know. All these windows need to go. Like, you can't do that in the apartment, can you? I don't think you can do that.

We can just say, replace all the windows and glass doors into a different style. Take down all the walls, internal and external. Okay, I want floating platform platforms. Yeah that's how she is. She's like she stores to a courty indoors. Okay Kenya. So she starts doing a little construction hat bit and Ralph is like yeah I know you've had some good times up here because they go look at the roof deck and can be like, oh God, don't start, you know,

don't try and hug me after that, either. Yeah, and they're all up there. By the way, Kenya suggested that Todd take out the spiral staircase and put it in the elevator, de-story elevator. So yeah, the view is truly wonderful. But the best is they're all looking the view saying how wonderful it is. Marl just goes right back downstairs.

It's just muddled. She goes, they got a nice view, but this should all needs to be done. Oh, she's like, this is crap. And Sarah was like, this could work. This could work being polite. And I go, see, babe, everyone's on my side. I knew they would be.

So then they got a dinner. No. It's not at rails. So I don't know who's doing the research for this show, but you failed. Okay. Yes. Huge fail. Huge fail. So candy is like, well guys, I pre-selected the menu and I got I've got stuff that I thought everyone would like. So poor Bravo, since they didn't have anyone ordering food, the best that they could do was like the bus are saying, would you like sparkling or still? I'm like, still sparkling still? I was like, oh man, because Bravo loves showing them ordering food and they could only do a water order order this time. So Sonia asked Candy and Drew why there are no red wedding rings, like why they're not wearing their rings. And Drew says that hers didn't fit after the babies because she had

gained weight, but then what she started losing weight, she had issues with Ralph, so she just stopped wearing her wedding ring. That's great. You guys seem like you're doing it. Health and relationship. Yeah, you guys are killing it. You're both killing it over there. Yeah, and she goes, yeah, she's like, I should be wearing it. I'm sorry, but at Marriage Counseling,

we made an agreement that for 30 days, we can't argue or attack each other or disrespect each other. So I don't understand what that has to do with the ring. Like, you can still put the ring back on. And everyone just looks at them like, wow, they have fun with that, buddy. And he says they're going to have to keep repeating this game for eternity, because you know that they're going to fucking fail at this game every day. So then Marla was like, well,

what about your assistant, Ralph? What was up with that? And he goes, oh my God, I had to fire my assistant. Okay, I had to fire my assistant. Yeah, and then he says, like, he's like, I have a question for everyone. How do you finally get over something and say, this is something that happened in the past, and now we can get over it. Like me, floating with my assistant. Like how do you do that? So Kenny is like, time and reassuring behavior

and Kenny is like, by the way, you know that that assistant situation looks real crazy, right? It looked crazy. Yeah, well things can look crazy if you don't know the context behind that. If you don't know the context. And Ralph, Andrew's like, Ralph, let's not go there. He's like, but you did, but you went there.

You went there, okay? And he goes, but you didn't own your partner. And he goes, I did own my part, okay, I did own my part. So, that's it. But this is so true too. This is like where Drew gets gaslighty too. Cause she brings it up to the entire table. And then she's like, let's not go there Ralph.

Come on Ralph. What, why are you getting mad? When I just brought up the assistant again, in front of everybody, At the on TV. Right. That did I, I think I misquoted that thing. I said that Ralph was the one who said how do you get to the point where something is in the past, but that was drew that said that right?

No, no, Ralph said it. Cause you're, oh, yeah. Cause Kenny is like, what's wrong? Do you and she's like, I just can't believe we ever had to deal with another woman in that situation. And he's like, oh my God, at what point do we just get over it? We for Christ's sake, you know? So Kenny is like, oh my God, Ralph, you remind me so much of Mark, it's crazy.

She doesn't want to feel invalidated and you just get defensive. Yeah, and say that she's crazy for thinking something. so you think like wow Kenya is really being on Drew's side and She even and Keny even says to us that like, you know now that she's had a Chie and Drew have had a chance to do a duo over she's seen Drew for who she is and what she is is really hurt So like oh my god, this is so was crazy that Kenya has Drew's back But it lasts for like all of about 30 seconds. No, this is so, was crazy that Kenya has drew back. But it lasts for like all of about 30 seconds. No, this is just Kenya's way to be like,

this is what I had to deal with with Mark. It hurt, you know. It's like Kenya's way of like dragging it back to Kenya. So Ralph's like, well, it's not like, I said, hey, I'm gonna get an assistant with a big butt, you know, I mean, we were going through a time where we had growing gains trying to do business together. And Marlo's like,

where'd you get her from, Magic City? A lot of Magic City references from Marlo. It's so funny. So Candy's like, well, with that being said, that's even more so, that would make it worse to have a woman that's around, that's working closely with you. I don't understand how you don't see how she would feel a certain sort of way. And she was like, yeah, my thing is this, like, why are you making me out to be wrong or

making me feel like it's a figment of my imagination? I'm a little just because I'm saying single shit. Yeah, fuck this. I'm staying single with the guy to hold an umbrella open when I need it. Like that's all I need. And Kenya's saying it together into the table. He's an asshole. He's just an asshole. I've seen the way you speak to her and it reminds me of times when Mark would speak to me like that. And then we see a remake of the black and white film from Ralph's Gaslight film and now it's Mark, the original gaslight film.

Yeah, we get the mark rendition of gaslight theater. So Mark is such a piece of crap too. He's so awful. God, he's so terrible. All these guys, these guys just floating around this show, almost all of them are just horrific. So we're all like, where are we even counting this again? You know, things are curting you one way and they occur to me another way it's fine. Oh the your truth and my truth thing again. So Kenya's like well let me just say this if my husband said this to me I would flip this table over and we are in Jersey so I could do it. That's just this respectful you know what you're saying happened you're saying didn't happen I

mean you're just tearing her down. Yeah. And Drew's like, I really hope Ralph can hear this, but Ralph is just laughing. He's like, he's doing that like defensive laughter, like, oh, whatever. And Kenny is like, Ralph, stop. What's the laugh for?

And he's like, you know what? What's going on with you? How are you doing over there? He's like trying to change the subject. Just don't do that to me. Don't do that to me. And Ralph is like, I'm not, it's not that I'm doing anything to you. Okay. And so, um, then, but now all of a sudden it pivots onto Drew. Everyone suddenly turns on Drew because

Mala goes, Drew, I'm gonna, I'm going to stop pointing it Ralph because it's you two. And he's only doing what you allow. And then Sania's like, yeah, you do teach them how to love you. So all of a sudden now everyone pivips and turns against Drew out of nowhere. And came to us like, yeah, we've talked to Drew too, because she cannot let go of stuff. Drew cannot let stuff go. And some of the things she accuses you of, she does also, it's like you're both Mark. It's like I'm having a sitting dinner with two marks right now. I didn't know what it feels like for me. She goes, you know, acknowledging when you're wrong.

Should we take a poll around the table? About who's the most wrong here? Like, which one's the worst version of Mark's? You drew a Ralph? Should we do a poll? I'm just like, what are you talking about? She's like the step with you and Sheree. You just wanted to make you wrong.

And she's like, well, I'm the type of person that if you don't start then won't be none. I'm like okay now you're just using candy's lines. Yeah, candy, candy's tag line okay. Come on. And she's like she's like when you bring it to me I'm gonna finish it and she's like well you didn't finish it. And she was like um I don't think anyone at this table would accept anyone speaking about their husband okay and candy's like but you don't think anyone at this table would accept anyone speaking about their husband, okay? And Candy's like, but you do realize it was your assistant

who is the one who originated the statement, okay? Cause now the pivoted to talking about Anthony. And Drew's like, well, I don't have any evidence of it. So this is where I just like whoops out her phone. Yeah, she is, okay, so this is Anthony. He sends me this picture and he says, Dennis and Drew's baby daddy. And I have more scoop on him too.

So your assistant told me that Ralph was gay and Ralph goes, what? And she goes, gay. And he goes, ooh, you're assistant said that. Anthony and Ralph is so pissed. And it's like, don't, don't, don't. So Drew didn't tell Ralph that Anthony was telling everyone he was gay? Of course not.

And she's going to probably say, well, you were not talking. We're in a fight. And she keeps the assistant around. And so now Ralph is going to turn this on her and be like, you got me. You like, I fired my assistant because like, because you felt like she was being inappropriate. And now this guy said that I'm gay and you keep her around. So like, you know, that's what the next iteration of the fight is going to be. Oh my god.

Well we'll see. It's another day of happy marriage over here and then it ends with Todd just taking a sit from his beer. Then the real sound probably sounded like this. But the way the editors pitted in was. Go. Go. Go.

Go. It was so funny funny it was so good and I don't know why Drew thinks that she's ever gonna win when she goes up against Shiree you know Shiree is ready like Shiree Shiree locked horns with Neenie Leaks okay Drew Sadora is not an issue for her yeah well that was a fun episode of it Landtower we will be back tomorrow with some below deck sailing yaw some real house Was it Beverly Hills later this week and a trailer breakdown of Southern Charms new season? You can also catch that on crap and it's on demand for the video version of that and That's it. We will see you guys later. Thanks so much for being here Love you guys Watch what crap so much for being here.

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