Watch What Crappens - #1791 RHUGT: Take a Jill Pill

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to the brink during a coffee psychic dinner.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappins. I'm your host, one of your hosts. Why am I starting it like this? I'm crazy, I'm gonna start it over. Okay. Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappins. a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me, as usual, the one, the only.

Mr. Ronnie Carram, hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello. Hello, hello, I lied. I said, I'm good, but I lied, because I said it's podcast, but all that crap we love to watch on Bravo. But that extends to PlayCalk, because we are here to talk Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Season 2, Episode 2, over in Daringas.

Bluestone Manor, very excited to talk about it. What's going on with you, Ronnie? How are you today? Nothing. I'm excited to watch this show. I love this show. Yeah. talk about it. What's going on with you, Ronnie? How are you today? Nothing, I'm excited to watch this show. I love this show. Yeah. Loving it.

It's really good. The first episode I admit, I was like, I was like, this is fine, but I don't think it's quite as amazing as everyone's saying, but I feel like the second episode, it starts to really hit its stride a lot more. Well, I'm reading so many different opinions, obviously, it's Bravo, so no one has one opinion but I mean some people are just hating it saying it's too dark they don't like that it's

on to rent his house and some people are like that's the bad thing that's ever happening in my life so it's hard to know you know but I love it all right I think it's going to be one of those things in years that we we show grandchildren. Like guys, this is how we lived. I mean, I think the episodes could be a little shorter. I think they don't have, some of it is like a little, there's just some stuff that we don't necessarily need to have, but I think that really, you can shave that, you better back in the page.

I don't know anything like, Richard was in that tree. Richard is in that tree, I was yet. Thinking of what I didn't wanna fight with you. Back to the durian, that just going through a whole season of emotions in like five minutes. Yeah, I will say with Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season one, I felt and this could be a misconception.

I felt like there was a little bit more discussion about what it was like to be on the shows, and I feel like we're not really getting that much from this iteration. Like I thought we're going to be getting a little bit of discussion about what it's like to be on a show, to be fired, to no longer like what it's like to be after a show, which is fine, we don't necessarily have to have that, but I was expecting a little bit more of it. Yeah, I mean, I think because they filmed at the same time

or roughly this right around the same time, they didn't really have a formula set up for it yet. It was just like, once this glamorous trip and then the other ones like Vicky with COVID and Dinger Rindus, the house. Yeah. Yeah. So I think they just haven't like nailed down

what they want it to be yet, but you know, I love it. I love both iterations. And Eva really has, she really has emerged. And it reminds you that like, there's a reason why Eva is known in pop culture. Like she was on top model, but she was one of the few breakouts from top model.

And there's a reason for that. And I think she got lost in the mix a bit on Atlanta. I think maybe Atlanta was too big for her or like didn't match her vibe, but here on this show. Also, as people have pointed out, like we have to remember, she was pregnant the whole time on Atlanta, you know. She didn't really get to let loose as much. Yeah, but she's still even then like she would have moments where she would let loose, but

she's still, she was very chill and on this show, she's very centering and she's, I mean, she's a huge presence on this show in a great way. Yeah. So let's get started. So we're going to do it. We ended with, they were at the crab boil. Okay, and they were at the crab boil at the Rindus backyard. And Doren does telling us like, you're just like,

well, what a beautiful night. Okay, let's get into vibe. Okay, it takes a man to get into vibe with Luzdon Manna. Okay, and Vicki, you know, she was asking, where do we go? Where do we go? Well, there's nothing to do. we're at BSM, okay? Bluestone Manor. That's the spirit, that's the space.

We're gonna absorb it, we're gonna absorb it tonight. Yeah, it doesn't happen right away. It's like it's best though. See, you got the kind of let it grow in the system. And let's leave it, leave it. So then we see the clip of her breaking the lobster and feeding fadra and Brandy is telling Taylor. She's like, I mean, you're seizing to season that that happened I mean, that was a worse fucking time of my life and Taylor's like, um, yeah

The year that my husband died and Vicki is saying was to have to do with you, ready? Like what does it have to do with you and Braddie? Like, what does that have to do with you? And Braddie goes, shucks, I'm not right now. And everyone's like, how dare you? How dare you say, shut the fuck up, even though the rest of them say it, at least tries during this sound. Yeah. During this episode, like, how dare you? You're not going to talk that way to me. Okay, ever, let's get that straight. You're never going to talk that way to me. Okay, ever, let's get that straight. You're never gonna talk that way to me, ever, ever, ever.

And Brandy's like, well, that finger, that finger is interesting, that finger. By the way, I just wanna point out, I'm very aware that for some reason over the years, my Brandy and my Vicki have turned into Kelly Dott and Margaret Joseph's, I don't know what's happened, but we just have to go. Yeah, I heard the Margaret there.

Yeah, I just, you know, Brandy squeals, that's how she taught, especially when she squeals, that's how she taught, especially when she's mad, that's what she does. Like, what can you do? So the fuck up right now? You would never talk to that way. So big he's like, you will never, ever talk to me like that. Again, you would never talk to me like that.

That is ridiculous. That is disgusting. Having someone come up to me and tell me to shut the fuck up. You don't have to do that. You shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. And Brandy's shut the fuck up You shut the fuck up and Brandon's like okay, see And can we go now? I'm doing like what?

And he feels like no not seen She's like well three Scorpios. What are we gonna do tonight? Let's get naked and don't it's like no not tonight Maybe to come up with that so you're naked be not tonight and Vicky just starts doing the cross over her end of the table She's doing like the the cross the straw, the straw blowing. We're not the straw blowing. It's like the blowing of the bottle, the bottle blowing. Yes. All right, Panty, tonight you can get a very good night's sleep.

Oh, really? Are the pullout couch? Hey, that is a handy George Smith couch from London. Okay. And if anybody knows about Comfortable, Polarc couches is London. Why? I don't know really,

but you know what they also do, Windows very well, because I remember being London and London and putting my head up against the glass of the window. And I really felt things. Do you remember her whole like, yes. The light in the window. I remember her mind at her of London.

Yes, yeah. Her whole London memory London memories and it was all just weird. It's like, I got to the glass in the window in London and my hot broke. Okay. Oh. Well, you know, London. So then they're now, that's after dinner so they're gonna go have a drink up in like a little patio area.

And so Brandy's like, Taylor, I don't want you to leave without me. And Taylor's just like ignoring her. Taylor's so annoyed with Brandy because Brandy is trying to like force some sort of like we're sisters now. We had him misunderstanding but now we've been bonded together and now we've cleared it up. And Taylor is so mad at Brandy and just trying to get away from her. So, then we get the opening which I swear is only murders in the building. I don't care what you people tell me. Everyone's like, no, it's succession. I almost said succession because I watched Karen show. Succession.

Everybody's like, it's obviously succession. Not to me. It's only murders in the building. Watch it, watch it and come back. I wasn't, I wasn't Karen's show, the music from that. Actually, the one that's supposed to be a parody of succession. Yeah, and hers I got, like that, I recognize right away. But this one I'm getting murders in the building. Sorry, okay.

And they probably said in interviews, it's supposed to be from succession and I'm still gonna argue with it, but I don't care. This, you know what? My ears, my choice, and what I hear. I've probably said in interviews, it's supposed to be from succession and I'm still going to argue with it, but I don't care. You know what? My ears, my choice, and what I hear. That's what I hear. So it's after being an Adam's family. Well, yeah, because not that one of them really makes sense, right? Only murders in the building wouldn't really make sense. Except that Vicki, you know, Vicki might be entering Martin Short Territory.

I don't know, she's making crazy faces every time she smiles. But then succession doesn't really make sense either, right? So, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, it could have been. How about the nanny? You know, if we're gonna choose a theme song and not make sense, give me some.

She was working in a bright, a shopping-bushing queen. Still a boyfriend kicked her out. One of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? What was she to say? I don't have any. Well, I'm just trying to think of a movie,

a piece of pop culture. By what yes, yes, you're correct. But I'm also thinking about pieces of pop culture where people get stuck into a mansion and I'm thinking clue Or Rocky Har and I feel like Rocky Har it should be like a play off of I don't know the time warp or any Number of songs from that musical, you know that would have been good Yeah, it's time warping. Oh Rocky

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. The time warp was made by George Smith in London. It's a handmade time warp, so you better believe it's a comfortable time warp. Okay, so it's after dinner and Vicki are at the table talking and the Vicki's like, you guys are crazy. And Vicki's like, keep her away from you. I will take her down. I keep her away from you.

I will take her down. I will not deal with chaos. I do not deal with chaos. And so then Randy goes inside to pee and Vicky's like, yeah, she's brash. Her boobs are hanging out. She's disgusting. She's filthy.

Her mouth is filthy. Her mouth is filthy. Birds of a feather flock together. I'm not flacking with that bird. Just saying, and let's get, I'm not flacking with that bird. Not flacking with that bird, okay, I'm a pigeon. She's a canary, okay, we're not flacking together. Not together.

And it's just so vicky because she slams your napkin down on the table and then she uses the term that has been making me crazy for at least three years now and it needs to stop. Just saying, just saying. Only Danielle stop is allowed to say that. Only Danielle stop. Just say ya na, she adds extra syllables.

Please stop with the just saying. I cannot take anymore, just saying. Also, Vicki saying she's brash and her boobs are hanging out and she's disgusting, she's filthy and her mouth is filthy. I'm like, your best friend is Tamura. Right. She's filthy and her mouth is filthy. I'm like, your best friend is Tamara. Right, she's all of those things. And could you not please be talking about birds flocking? Didn't you have the office windows

that the birds kept running into? Like, you have killed so many birds. I don't even want to hear you with your birds flock together. I only flock within shared birds. Birds we have flocking shirts together? Mm-hmm. All right, trashyhorus with their boobs out, okay? Flack insurance.

And Fager says, I'm thinking Vicki needs to be dating a preacher because she would be a good Southern Baptist woman. You are not going gonna disrespect me. So, um, Fadre goes to check it on Brandy and Brandy's like already in her bed and she's like, how did you get it to bed so quickly? Brandy's like, that's what I do. So um, uh, so then Dorinda is upset. She's like, you know what? I didn't like when she said shut the fuck up to Vicky.

I didn't like that at all. Yeah. And Fadre's comforting Brandy. She's like, you know, I know Brandy is drunk out of her mind and I just want to make sure she's okay. She's just so misunderstood and she needs a friend. She will probably also run some product for you, Fadre. I think Fadre sees a mark when, you know, I think she can spot it and be like, okay, this, this lady can carry out orders if she can only watch her mouth. I just assumed Fadre saw a future client also. She's like, she's gonna need some help.

I think she just, it feels like she could show Brandi how to jack a car really easy from a dealership, you know. Like she could show her how to file down some thin numbers Maybe she's gonna have like an exchange of cash in the parking lot like she did that other client once And she's like like a bunch of tampons But I thought tampons would be funny Yeah, very brandy and her old tricks. I love it. So dangerous like, you know, Brandi You could be very lovable. You've got a very good heart and you just got to stop calling people bitches.

Just watch your mouth. Turn it down. Be kind. Be a good citizen. I'm like, Brandy Glen was a good citizen. LOL. It's not what this country needs right now. So outside the other girls are talking and darim is like, you know what, that'd probably be me, you can't even keep on pulling. I'm not even, I'm just like, um, does that mean you'll be having sex at a-err? She's like, I can't, I, you know what, I don't even miss sex. And I'm just not a very sexual person. You know, I perform as good as any women's from the likes of them. But you know what, I just never let the likes down.

I sleep in the like, and then she's how it is. Hey, Batch, do you have socks with yourselves? And she's like, not really. And he's like, oh, wow. Well, you got a lot of pent-up shit in there. This is gonna be an interesting weekend. I'm a Barbie practically at this point. I'm always sure.

Alright, get some pledge J-J-J- And... And Tim was like, Oh my gosh, it's not that. Just because you're not getting it, that's something you can't have. I have a vibe better in my butt, my nabotch. Yeah, when I put my laptop on my lap,

the heat makes me hot air. Yeah, you ever got turned on? By a hot MacBook Pro? Yes, the best. And you know that that poor computer keeps just sending error reports to Apple. Like, complete. I know. Cental.

A little lesson learned, never touch camera, tamarind mouse, okay? So you don't know where it's been. So, uh, so then Durinda's like, you know what? I don't, you know, I don't know how to have fun and to fuck people and that people dig slap you in your face and then wake up and be like, okay, I just might have coffee and continue the day. I'm like, I need to go to church.

I need to call my mother. I need to get married. I need to call up John and be like, you're fucking loser John. I can't do all those things. I can't do the way that sad Johnny piece of shit. Yeah. Oh, and so, Tim was like, yeah, the laptop makes me horny and even goes, oh, me too, but you know, I'm a Scorpio. So, Timmerguss, I'm a Fergo. I don't know what that means.

I just mainly got turned on by Asyr's not max. That's a look. I just love that evens that person. He's like, yeah, I'm warning you about it. It's because, you know, I'm a Scorpio. Oh, okay. So then, they're telling her she needs a climax and stuff and Vicki's just over it, you know. She's like, oh, I got, we're talking about sex. I can't believe we're talking about sex.

How disgusting. These women would sit around and talk about sex. I wish every time Vicki acted like this, they would just cut to her deep throating that dick lollipop. Yeah, every time. I'm about there every time. I needed like every single time

this fucking hypocrite opens her mouth every time. Yeah, and because like listen, I just need to go to bed. Okay, I need to put on my mask and take my 30 pills. And Tim was like, yeah, you gotta take care of yourself. That's unhealthy because I take this shit. Okay, I gotta take my bare aspirin because you know, the protocol is for 50 days after COVID.

You gotta take bare aspirin. Yeah, the protocol is 50 days. Yeah, I love your protocol. You won't get the vaccine, but you're gonna take 30 things, 20 of which at least have not been approved by the FDA. And the patient was like, oh, because you had a COVID. She was like, yeah, and I was so happy about it. It was like the best thing ever.

You know, I had three weeks ago. And he was like, oh, yeah, well, I've got both, I've got both my vaccinations and my booster as I'm a Pfizer girl. And Tamrik goes, she had it last week. Like not a tab right, it was three weeks ago. Okay, okay, don't you think people deserve to know this? And what the hell with Vicki getting,

she doesn't have to get vaccinated to come, this whole thing is crazy, right? Maybe she lied. So we go into this discussion about the vaccine. So yeah, even it's like, yeah, I've had three. And Vicki's like, you know what? This is a rabbit hole. I will go doubt with two people, okay?

And even it's like, but the president is opening up boosters for everyone. She's, of course he is! Follow everybody! Follow the body! Follow the body! Oh, Vicki. So, Vicki goes, are you an anti-factor?

And you're like, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, this is not going to end well. But by the way, I love that they had this conversation because this is like such a real conversation that people have. And it's like not present anywhere on Bravo. And I'm not saying it's not present like in terms of people should know, this should be discussed.

But like, it's a real thing that people discuss. And it's like to act like people aren't discussing this is kind of like strange. And so I found it oddly refreshing that they had this ridiculous debate. So, Fatre was like, well, I was under the impression that everyone here was vaccinated and we were all COVID-free,

but now this congestion is worrying me and then they show clips of Vicki being like, you know, I thought, BAAA! BAAA! BAAA! BAAA! BAAA! BAAA!

BAAA! Faggers like there's a lot of sniffling and dripping and snot in the mind. And I'm like, I don't want to get into politics. I don't want to get into politics. Yeah, because you just see that you're gonna lose in this crowd. Like, Vicki is typical, you know, she's like, The vaccine suck! And then she's like, let's get into politics.

Okay. I know. I'm just like, The vaccination is not politics. So if I get measles and mumps and rubella for my daughter, that's politics. And she's like, that's been around for a hundred years. Which, I'm just like, no, been around for a hundred years, which just like, no, you related not to take the back scene because well, you know, I have a clot in my leg, I have a medical exemption,

penicillin, coma, um, um, 10 cc's of something stats, like you're just saying medical things now, okay? Yeah. Vicki wants you to be very sure what you're putting in your body. Meanwhile, try to sell CAC Kill All Cancer pills to cure your cancer that were made of guava and guava. Could you admit, she tried to put guava into her body. It's like Guarana and Valtrecht. You know, who knows what was in that?

Guano. So, to remember, it's like, Beating Calligay. Okay, and get your palli, get shabbered from you. I'm very intelligent. Very, do that treat me like a gorgale here here in Batsuhu Sats, okay. Very intelligent person.

Well, I don't know, because you're not sounding intelligent, that's scary. Okay, my friend died from not being vaccinated. And she goes, well, yeah, and my friend died after the second vaccination. And she was like, I don't believe that. Okay, you have zero proof of that. And that is madness to spread. That is madness. And so Tamara, Tamara is like her, she's doing her like many headshakes. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, her, she's doing her like mini head shake.

Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, she's like, talk politics, talk with the dots, I don't talk, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck. And Thirin is like, show me the proof, you're showing the proof. She's like, well, I don't have the destitute. You know, I just have what the kid said. Oh, you know what my friend said? That in the morning, it's gonna be unicorn!

That's gonna be a unicorn in the car! That's what my friend said. In the car! I do the way. When you tell that truth, a unicorn's gonna show up. I just did it with my little... And he was like, oh, here we go.

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So someone died from getting the vaccine and she said, I'll show you, it's on the internet. Oh, on the internet. Oh, the internet says unicorn show you. Stop with your bullshit. Okay, so when the unicorn shows up, we're gonna show that the vaccination kill is someone, don't do that in my house.

I was like, this is hilarious, but also like standing ovation to Rendo, standing ovation. Unicolink. And because I'm getting a make a make. And because I'm not breaking in a unicorn or whatever the hell she's talking about, she's got a coco, she's got a coco bird. Okay. Yeah, you're making statements. They're killing people.

They're killing people. They're killing people. They're killing people. They don't fly with me. So because like, okay, okay, okay, okay. And Taylor and Tam are just like looking at each other like fellow Orange County friend what are we going to do? I don't know I don't know Batch I don't know Batch. Yeah so Durinda's like you know what you upset me because it had people

die for me. Six people and if they were vaccinated they wouldn't have okay so for your dignity for your personality for who you're gonna be in the world. Just please humble yourself and take it back because these people lost 10 people. And people's like, yeah, and these people is me. That's what she's talking about. And I'm really like, okay, I take it back. I take it back. You're gonna take it back. I take it back.

Take it back. Okay, take it back. You're gonna take it back to your corner in the front yard. So then it's like settled amazingly. And so Dorenda goes inside and makes a drink. She's like, I ain't doing bad things out here. So then Dorenda is telling Vicky, she's like, no, I'm really sorry.

Did I get upset with you? Because it's very personal to me. I'm like, no, no, I'm sorry. I respect what you're saying. I respect what you're saying. Sorry, it's not. It's very personal to me. I'm sorry, I respect what you're saying. I respect what you're saying. Sorry, it's not. It's just very passionate.

And then I listen to everybody's here. And you know what? What a blessing. What a blessing. Dorenda, how many seasons are you going to do in this one scene? Oh yeah, but... Okay, yeah, TvG's like letting me... I'm cheese. Somebody emotions.

Yeah, Vicki's like, you know, I don't know if you're in the very well in that moment, but in that moment of arguing, I realized I'm not gonna win this argument and I don't get to win the argument, but she doesn't like my viewpoints, that's fine but I would never do that to somebody in my home, you know, tell them facts while they stick to the pictures, I would never do that somebody in my home, you know, tell them facts while they stick to the pictures. I would never do that. So they can never really has anything in her home, does she? Well, no, she's had many scenes.

You know, she has the grotto where she had the grotto in the old house. In the old days, but like in her more recent seasons, she didn't do anything in her house. I'm trying to think if she did. I think she's just trying to sell it That's why she probably didn't want to get it dirty. Oh Well she had that season finale party I guess where Ryan went off on What's her buns his mom for putting her feet on the couch? I remember that. Oh, yeah

Of course her pretty as mom and I think was that I think it was her house where tamer through wine at Gina's And I think it was her house where Tamer threw wine at Gina's gay or some sort or to that Gina I should say and then the gay and Gina's gay to the glass on the drive with the guy. I would not do that to anybody in my house. I would have tamer do it. Okay. This called matters. It's called matters.

By the way, I miss quoted Vicki. She said that she got to know Dura very well in that moment of arguing. That's what she said. Oh yeah, I'm sure Dorenda got to know you pretty well in that minute of arguing too. Double CT shirt. Come on, fucking Vicky. So, Tamara's like, wait, separate cards are bad, son. Everyone's like, yeah, I think maybe it's time to go to bed.

Oh, this is just such a blessing, isn't it? In the middle of it. Dorenda's in that moment of drunkenness where she's just gone fucking psycho, but now everything's a blessing, you know? Yeah. So then she hugs Vicki and says, sorry again, and she tells us am I gonna hold it against it? No, but is it gonna affect how I feel about it? You know probably will. Also, you know who else I hate fucking unicorns now.

And I didn't hate them this morning. So, you know, it's been quite a day. Yeah, and then we go to housewives after dark where it's basically a bunch of them are like hanging out late at night and like they're like even as hanging out with Vicky and she's saying how basically the dick's gonna be great once she gets dick again, you know, cause she's Vicky still she's saying how basically the dick's gonna be great once she gets

dick again, you know, cuz she's Vicky still going to her breakup with Steve. Yeah, and Tim was like, Yannit Enos! Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh Did you have a good sleep Marcus Marcus you wake Marcus you were like can someone come switch on Marcus He seems to stupid as yesterday. Oh there you are Marcus. Okay. Now Marcus take these and slip them under their toys Okay, and then in the morning, I would you make some curvy and some creamers and you know what they see you know Where there's no time soundless. There's no time on this like January You know, we should we have a cocktail here before bed for the whole find out what time they need to be ready. And if they've had vaccinations, they've had vaccinations.

They've been in the back of the park. They're getting my cause. So then Vicki is in her room just coughing. And she's looking for plugs. And then Taylor's face, time, her husband. She's like, hi, honey. I know it's super early. I didn't sleep at all. I'm so tired.

He's like, it's 3.30 in the morning. And to rend us doing her cameos, which I like. So I got to do my cameos, baby. Hey, you're having a good day today. I had a birthday a few times, and let me tell you, it was wonderful. If you have never celebrated your birthday with a tree, waiting for a unicorn, this out of vaccination. Oh, and speaking of cameos, thank you to everyone who booked a cameo over the weekend to

support Planned Parenthood, by the way. I'm going to have the final numbers on how much we raise later this week. But oh, yeah, let me tell me how much I owe. We had a bunch. A bunch. I have a lot of cameos to do. I'm gonna be like to Rinda and Ben. I've got a lot of, a lot of shout outs to do.

Okay, good for you. Yeah, Ben's doing that and I'm matching. It's over now, okay? Everybody knows start going there now. Don't go there now. I'm worried. I said there's a lot of them like wait How much is this gonna cost me?

You know we did well Okay, so let's see Durinda comes into Brandy's room and she's like is he right? Very okay, this is cozy this bad from London. They was made by George Smith, right? And Brandy's like I suppose my makeup on I hope I didn't get it on the sheets. Oh my god It's like are you kidding me who eats in their bedrooms? I have 22 tables downstairs, okay Yeah, cuz Brandy's eating like fruit out of a bowl and that's like rule number two on like the grandma's list of of BSM Which is no eating in the bedrooms. So then Dorinda's saying,

tells Brandy that a bunch of them stayed up till four in the morning, and then we got a clip of F3 and the 15 in the morning, Tamara and Vicki walk around the house, just looking at things, and Tamara's like, look, she even has her own barbons. That's crazy, I'm thinking it's called in here. It's called.

Is that thing real? Is that thing? Is that a peacock? Is that real? What is that? A cockpea? What is that? It's a cockpea, right? Is that what that is? Is that a germal? It's a peacock, Becca. It's very good necklace. I can't. I can't with this place. I can't. Just say it. You know what, brandy, how is thinking about it? You know, you do what I sometimes do at lunch, which is like, you drink too soon, you pick too soon, you got a drink either with the lunch,

or a dinner, you got a two-swat of them, okay? So then, Vicki's, Vicki me well as a bed. Vicki spends like 75% of their show lying in bed, being angry, she's like, you know, I'm not gonna sit here. I'm not gonna sit here, but yeah, I'm gonna help to sit here. I'm not going to sit here and be yelled at him in the home. That's not what I'm going to do. No, no. There's like, well, it has to be a conversation.

Like, I had with Brandy. Well, there's no conversation with her. There's just no conversation with her. I just can't do it. It's a hub. I can't do it. So then, Torenda is so with Brandy. And she's like, you look like Vicky.

And Taylor. And she's like, oh, I was nice to Taylor. What are you talking about? Yeah, you were going in on her about her dead's like, Oh, I was nice to Taylor. What are you talking about? Yeah, you were going in on her about a dead husband. You know, that was laugh for her. That was a lot. Yeah.

And then Tamer's like, she's gonna be one of the earth girls' that blows up and tells you off. And then says, I'm sorry, batch. And Vicky's like, well, I'm not accepting her apology. She can kiss my ass. So then we get Fadera checking out the bacon Bajera opens the shaper with the bacon and just tears at it like what the fuck and she's like I love bacon

But I don't know about this bacon, but I'm gonna try this bacon And she's just like looking it up and down but I'm gonna try this, right? And she's just like looking it up and down. And Taylor's like, um, did you find some bacon you can be happy with? And she's like, this is black bacon, John. This is black bacon.

Yeah. Taylor's like, I didn't know you were looking for bacon. I just sensed you're the type of person who has high bacon standards. And then she tastes it. And she's like, hmm. So then Vicki, people are arriving to breakfast table and Brandy tells us. She's like, no, it's wonderful.

Vicki, if it's just like the way she talks, it seems like everything she says is rude. Is that just like her delivery in general? Is that just like how she is? Now, I don't mean to be, by the way, a Vicky defender. That's the last thing I ever want to do in life, ever. But I do feel like, for as much as Brandy says, that Vicky was ready to hate on her, I feel like Brandy was 100% ready to hate on Vicky

and was like ready to start throwing bombs at Vicky. And it's fun to see Vicky Receive beyond the receiving end of those bombs, but Brandy is acting like Vicky's just acting like a crazy person in the vacuum But like Brandy you two have been poking Vicky Yeah, but Vicky just shows up. She's rude. She's grumpy. She's in a shitty mood. She's rude about the house She's rude about everybody else and I like that Brandi's calling her out, you know? And also, I don't understand why they have all these rules, like how Brandi has to talk, and I can't believe I'm standing up for Brandi,

that has like never happened, you know? I think Brandi isn't fucking disaster as usual, but it's weird that they, and everybody else can speak a certain way, but not her. Of course Brandi is just like, nevermind, I don't even want to go down that way. I just feel uncomfortable even standing up for Brandy, because she does it to herself.

But I'm not good to see somebody calling Vicki and Asshole. That's nice. Yeah. I mean, I'm also really amazed at Brandy's ability to galvanize any TV show she's on. I mean, that's actually a pretty amazing skill because you can be like, it's one thing to be just like a disaster. It's one thing to be someone who's all about drama,

but like Brandi does it in a way where like, when she was on celebrity big brother, when she was on a apprentice, you know, she just knows how to do this. Like my hat is like a little bit off to her, in a weird way. Yeah, and I see what she's saying, like it's kind of hypocritical that everybody else,

they're always yelling at Brandi for stuff that they do, right? Like, Dorendi just screamed at somebody and went off on somebody and was wasted, but nobody's going to say anything to Dorendi, you know, but I think that it's kind of earned respect, kind of thing, like Dorendi has earned a lot more respect than Brandi. Brandi has earned nothing but iron from her time on the show, you know. Yeah and Brandi also is like it feels sometimes like there's nothing too brandy beyond the squabbles whereas everyone else not everyone else but like a lot of them seem like they have more going on their lives and like

Brandi only has starting fights, you know. Yeah, so they're gonna have a sound bath later. Dorenda has, Dorenda is a nightmare, basically. She's like a nightmare mom who's planned a vacation where it's like, oh my god, we're going away for a week and every second of that vacation is something is planned, you know. Yeah, I hate that and you have to do it. There's no like, hey, if some people want to get manicures today, it like we're gonna do it sometimes. We're gonna do manning's and peppy We're gonna have a nice cream social then we're gonna have waffles. We're gonna have waffles to do nice cream Socials then we're gonna go swimming then we're gonna meet a seal not these seal, but a seal

You're very popular and great-bye Yeah, she really has them scheduled to the Hilt. So even a proper use of to the Hilt, not sure. So then Durinda has gifts for them. She's like, so I got you all something that I thought would be very funny. They're all gonna wear a Chippew. You see necklace, but it's a Chippew.

I thought it'd be so funny. And like it is, Durinda is so cute because she's so excited about every one of these details. Like she has this big smile, or she's like, it's necklaces. So they're all like, wow, and even it's like, wow, you know, they should make those pills. And Brandon's like, they do.

I have to admit my purse. I'm thinking just as I don't happen. She's like, she's making jokes about narc have to know my purse. I'm thinking just as I'm happy. She's like, she's making jokes about narcotics. That's not cool. That's not cool. And Tabrat's petting on a hang of a pot spot. And because I'm not doing any more pills, she's, it's a pot vacca.

Some brandy and Taylor. So Brandy's goes up to Taylor and she's like, I'm Taylor, I'm sorry about last night. It's just I went to the dark side, but I knew it was like the dark side. So then I went to the dark side, but I knew it was like the dark side, so then I went to bed. So that's something, right? Taylor's like, why is she wanting to talk to me and apologize when she doesn't even know what she's apologizing for? Like, leave me alone for one day so I could just have some

zan and get a manion of petty. So, Eve, Eva comes in and they're all complaining how hot it is. They go sit outside to eat. And then it's time for mannies and petty. So, they sit down and get their mannies and petty is all lined up and during this like, oh, guys, I get excited for mannies and petty. I'm very sorry and late, but I had to do an interview with Payton, Dr. Kim, which I forgot about. So I'm very sorry and late but I had to do an interview with Payton Taggy theme, which I forgot about.

So I'm very sorry about that. This cameo is a little Payton magazine. You know I help my friend Sandra Bullock subscribe later. Possibly writing a unicorn which is an animal I hate now but still it's a famous animal. And I'm very famous. So then Taylor and Eva have a moment in the corner

about a prayer scarf. Taylor has a prayer scarf. She's like, well, one of my best friends when we call her Rocket Girl because she is a legit rocket scientist. So it's really funny just to sort of make fun of that. That's what we call a Rocket Girl. And she's climbing the seventh summit. We thought about Mountain Girl, but we are a Rocket Girl. So we thought like, maybe we'll call her Mountain Rocket Girl, but then we thought like is that a rocket

made of mountains? It was really hard. So anyway, she brought me back this scarf she found at the airport. She called it Everest. Well, my daughter is Everest because my husband is a climber of Everest. So he's a climber as well.

And they're like, oh my God, we're like the same. We're exactly the same. So they decide that they're both like the hippie hippie types who love peace. So they're like besties now. Yeah, so then we get a I'm super happy when we mention my lobster disassembling abilities. I like a mermaid I like it. You're like a mermaid. You're like a very very drunk You're like a mermaid in a stolecy, you know. So then there's a boom, and we see that.

I'm not an opening shell. I'm not an opening shell. We get the whole clip of that. Yeah, and she's like, you know, I know I'm opening shell, and you can see what I could do at night. And meanwhile while she's, while Tavrinda is like having this moment where she's talking about laps, opening lap, laps, there she's talking about laps opening laps there's Music gets very tense and there's like an SUV driving through great barrens

which is like don don don don don don don don don don don don and And they're all but they're all like oblivious to the fact that there's another person joining the party Talking about how peaceful it is and then we just hear and then we just hear. Ha! Ha! Yeah, and actually Jill gets some tricks in Monaco because as she's driving up the driveway, it's like, I let it go, I let it go.

Already know, already know, don't have time for hi-a-s. Don't have time for hi-a-s. And the way the scene is set up is it's an exact recreation of scary island. They're all just sitting there getting their many teddies when she comes in. And she's like, so priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Season three of scary island about being thrown out of a house. And so I just make sure I'm invited anywhere I go. But this time, I was a day late because it was young Kapoor. And as you know, I am a Jew. Oh my God. Look, it's my favorite housewives. Did I surprise you? And I surprise you, girls. It's me,

Jill. Is the crickets are here? Is that crickets? It's literally crickets you hear. You're in the middle of a giant field, and the crickets are like, who the fuck is that? I know. In this case, it is literal crickets. And instead of them being all like a gas that she's there, they're just confused. Even it's like, who is that? It's so random that I don't think we're not excited

it's just I thought the most is work on me I'm not like that even did all her homework but then they threw a new one in it's like pop quiz Jill's air and she's like what the fuck is that? Brandy is like she's trying to recreate her scary island moment and the latest thing is no one gets it Yeah, but look everyone I got a shirt and it says surprise, team Joe on the back, right? Because that's my thing, like, some pride. Hi.

Yeah, that's the other t-shirt. But, you know, I put it on t-tails because it's really long, you know. For a t-shirt, you want the lettuce to all be on one line so that they could be straight. You know, I'm really good with t-shirts, if anybody needs some t-shirt advice. All right.

Yeah. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Yeah, Jill is really trying to make this big entrance and no one cares. And she does have all these t-shirts and stuff. She's just, you know, I know Vicki. I know Timra.

I've spoken to Brandy on the phone. And I thought, you know, I would love to get to get a lot of, I thought I'd get a lot of love from Durinda. I mean, she knew I was coming. And then, mean while Durinda's like, who's that? You've seen that person before. It's the unicorn. So then Vicki tells us, you know, I'm friends with Jill. Okay, I love Jill. Okay, she's a quality person. But of course, you had to do a big in theatrical, of course. Okay, so, do you want to say, did you fly in? Did you fly in?

On my broom. On my broom. That was a little, you just got there and, that was a Zaren comedy right there for you. Oh my God, your house is so gorgeous. But you know, I've seen it on TV, but I didn't really get the breadth of it. And then she tells us, no faster Jirinda. I mean, the house is beautiful,

but they get to go to Turks and Kekos so we get to Rinsus house like what I do. What I do. You didn't get to make a past season four. That's what you did. So, um, she's, okay, guys, guys, I have some interesting trivia that none of you are going to find interesting. Did you know that Daryndinda was on season four with me and then we get like that flashback of Derinda appearing in like background footage of like that one scene on that one episode She goes all right everybody. I know you're wondering this is bossy my dog, okay? This is bossy say hello bossy has a little t-shirt to sister's bossy and then there. Okay, this is bossy, say hello. Bossy has a little t-shirt to say bossy.

And then there's like a hashtag on the back and it says my dog, which is really cute, but it's very hot, you wouldn't wear it today. And then look, this is Gary Brody, my boyfriend. We've been together two years, Gary, say hello. He's like, nice to meet you everyone. So happy you're in friendly hands, Jill. I know that I see you're happy. I shall take bossy and I shall see you soon

Like wow she really got Bobby spirit into like Michael chick-less. How did she know I know and she really orchestrated the scene very well She's like okay, okay Gary Okay, you're cute was to leave you're supposed to exit on the word You're supposed to exit on the word. You're supposed to exit on the word. We've been together almost three years. Okay. Could you tell the whole way there? She's like, all right, here's what we're going to do.

I'm going to go in there, but you know what? I wanted to be exciting for the girls. Everyone's signed to know who I'm with now. You know, I have to Bobby RIP. So I want to make sure that you're there, but you know, I don't want them to think I'm bringing my husband on a trip. Because that's been a thing. So just come in, you know, stand there.

We'll talk about bossy. Everybody wants to see bossy. Everybody loves bossy. So we'll say hi to bossy. Now I'll introduce you. You can just say hi, you know, wing it, but don't we get for too long. Okay, this is not a bomb. It's fine.

Okay, feel the room. I'm just going to try to get first. Okay, should be. Okay, I'm going to come in, show T-shirt, bossy. I'm going to show everyone everyone bossy then you come in Okay, you wave and you say have the best week at which point you're already crossing to the exit, okay? Can we do this from the top? All right, it's a staged left not pull left come on Michael chick list, okay?

Other we take too long walking back to the car. It's okay. I got some stuff. I can vamp with I've got some I've got some material about Amazon. It can deliver 24 hours if anyone needs a rolling rack. Okay. Yeah. Pretty much because he leaves and kisses her and she's like, all right, well, you know what? I think I'm going to take my stuff inside. By the way, Amazon gets things here in the day. So if you need a rolling rack, I have rolling racks. What kind of buy-tests do you think I am? Oh, you got rolling racks. I don't have to ruin your closet. Oh, and by the way, for your Photoshop, if you need clothes, girls, I've got so many clothes. I've got people in New York who can get you anything you need. They're going to sign. Yeah, I'm going to say Jill, calm down. Go pick up your clothes and enjoy yourself. Just

okay, I'm going to go change into my casual clothes, which is just another blazer with another t-shirt. Okay. I'll be right back. She walks in and Fager just looked so confused. And she's like, so is any more people coming? So, now they're all gathering for lunch. This could be like this big Italian spread, Italian bananza. And they're all sitting at a table. And somehow the topic of Camelto's comes up. I don't remember why. I think this Fager goes, hello Taylor. Give us some Camelto action. I guess Taylor has a Camel Toes comes up. I don't remember why. I think this page goes, hello Taylor.

Give us some Camel Toe action. I guess Taylor has a Camel Toe. Yeah, and they just like, the girls love the Camel Toes. The boys do too. I mean, people start to get prosthetic Camel Toes. If you need extra boost, you know? So they're eating, but they're waiting for Jill and Jorinda's like, yeah, we can start we lose Dan don't share a money listen we started a season without Jill we can have a lunch without Jill

Yeah, I did Jill so great that she's like a walking cubie. She you like make jacket he comes in three colors They come to small but it's a big small so you like it and Jill's like what's going on? Yeah, everyone do? Giving some kisses. Oh my God, I love kisses. You know, this is the best time of the year for fruits and vegetables. It's tomato season. So I'm glad to see tomatoes.

Here we go. Here we go. I said she's a walking UVC. Okay, if you call right now, you can get this entire package of tomatoes delivered to your house in 24 hours because we use Amazon's delivery system. So it's a great deal.

I recommend that one. These are Roma tomatoes, but they're actually grown right here in the bird shoes. Who wants some? Yeah, you know, I have, I love fresh tomatoes. There's a restaurant in New York City. Of course they, my gel. I'm like, I'm gonna get killed here, I'm dying.

So then they go to a sound bath and genders like sound bath and just like, oh, I've done sound baths. They're amazing. Let me just tell you how amazing soundbaths are. So good Jesus Christ. No, if anyone needs some sort of mallet, there's a great deal on mallets. Going on only for today, you can get five mallets

for the price of three Amazon delivery. Look at them to your doorstep by tomorrow, you can have all the soundbaths that you want. Just stop it. Now, I've been to a soundbath. I want to soundbath in Palm Springs for like a wedding thing. It was like the day after the wedding thing. And we went to this really cool place there.

I think it was round. It was like a round... The Integra Tron. Yeah, it was Sony. And it was cool. And the reason was because the echoes in the room, the way the... The sound is in the room, it's all natural. And you really are kind of bathed by all these vibrations that are bouncing off all of the walls and stuff. But this isn't a backyard. I'm not sure if this is how you're supposed

to do it, you know, I only did it one time. So I'm not sure, but I was calling BS on this. This is just some hippie sitting in the grass like, okay, we're going to relax. And I'm going to invite you to close your eyes so we can tune into our instruments. I'm a tune your own fucking instruments. Okay. There are a lot of people in rural Arizona who are pretty pissed at you right now, okay?

I remember Miravall. Actually, no, I think that was an important thing. Well, there's another indoor soundbath and I believe around room. As far as I know, I don't know the rules indoor soundbath and I believe around room. I don't know. I don't know the rules on soundbaths. I've actually never gone to one, but my understanding is that as long as they're sound, you can have a bath in it. Okay. Oh, really? I think that that's what I believe. Exactly how baths work because you can't just have a bath in the shower style. Okay. They need to be the frame of the bath in there. All right. Otherwise, you just just get a fucking card and

the hose and call that a bath. No. Well, I mean, how do people in Burning Man do it? They don't have to go into a tent or something. Burning Man, they avoid baths at all costs. They probably build some some some don't. Well, you know, the Integratron, I went to the Integratron once, not to go for a sound bath, but the time I was I was up for a

writing gig about something that was like new AG. And so I was driving back from Palm Springs, so I sort of took a detour to the Integrotron. And I thought it was a thing that was just like a funky thing that you could walk in and do a soundbath in, but it's like booked weeks in advance, because everyone, it's like the best place to ever get a sound bath. And I learned that the guy who built the Integra Tron believed that he was visited by aliens from Venus that gave him the plans of how to build the Integra Tron. It's like this whole thing that's

like connected to Venus. And it was, it was crazy. So what I'm trying to say is that you had a sound bath in like, it's like the equivalent of, it's like playing Wembley Stadium, right? Like, you went to an iconic sound bath location. Yeah. It's from Venus. So it's unfair, it's unfair to expect other people to have equally iconic locations for the sound baths.

No, I just really, I really, I've actually released a statement where I apologize to all soundbath. See, it sounded like I was complimented, I was flattering your experience, but I turned it into a shame, a shame deal. Yeah, you sure did. Even though I got to go to the Wembley Stadium of soundbaths in the UK. Yeah, I had to, I'm on the path in the same photo. I had to go to the

fourth theater of soundbaths. And that I never even got to go. Brandy's like, I don't even do real bads. I like it. It's like basing in your own juices, growls. Jules, like, oh my god.

You know what this sounds like? It sounds like a horn. Okay. You know, have you ever heard a horn? I'm from New York City. All right. And this one's every way you

hear them all the time. It's not very comforting. And most you pass the sales sign in which I did. And guess what? It was to Zeran. It was to Zeran Ruggs. Can't guess what? Zeran Fabrics.

And guess what? I got a sale. I'm Zeran Fabrics. The color of tomatoes, which I love when they're fresh. Do you have a horn on your car? OK, when you need to have a horn on your car, say we can honk it. OK, because it's very important to honk.

It's not very safe. You don't have a horn. Also, Lena Horn. Do you ever follow her work? She's wonderful. You should learn about it. I got a book about leaner horn All right everybody lie down and relax Don't you love that sound shut the fuck up. We're in a sound bath here Yeah, why are we sitting on our for life like I won't get it back. I don't I don't want to do it

Okay, why are you doing a sound bath? Okay? Is it because we have nothing to do in the bookshed? Is that why? Is that why I need to work? Okay, this, this, this Kong needs to get a job. Get a job, Kong. Ugh. Oh, I definitely think Vicky could use a good bed. I need some bath lips. She needs to be in the malloped into sound

and she needs to be present. Because like gross, you know what? I've gotta do, clay payroll, I've got taxes to do. This is that relaxing. This is weird. Just, here's what I have to say to sat-bath. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I got a big acobaclick. I'll be back. So the soundbath is over. And now they have a fucking ice cream social to go. Okay, as one buzz after a soundbath. This is too much. It's like 10 in the morning. Get off. Majok, lady. Okay. I know. Seriously, it's no, but this was the best part.

And I was I was very upset because last night I wanted to get ice cream before dinner. I'm after dinner and then I chose to skip it and then I came and I watched this and it was like, oh my God, I'm so mad. Didn't get ice cream because now I'm watching people eating ice cream and that's not right. It's not right. If you chose to skip ice cream and you feel like you're doing a good thing and then it's put into your face. Yeah. Well, you can't watch the TV at night time. You know, so one thing they tell you on Weight Watchers, don't watch TV at night because those commercials make you hungry.

And I was like, that's stupid. And it's not stupid at all. I'm like, oh my god. I'm not thinking about food at all. I want my baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, I like McDonald's, like you start dreaming a shit if you're trying not to eat and you're watching all those commercials. It's true. So Tamra goes up to her room to check on Vicki and she's rock her ice cream. Which is a no-no. And you know Vicki's just in bed listening to old Russian limbo, classic episodes. He's so funny.

So she's like, that's San bad it was since we ever looked. Okay, I got a lot in my mind. I got a lot in my mind. Okay, unicorns, they're coming tomorrow, right? So, Tamara's like, I think that thick has acting wads. Okay, like this is not the batch that I know, okay? Yeah, I'm, she's like, something you want to talk about, fuck us! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Durantos walks in, she's like, hello! And Tam is like, well,

she feels like she's not being herself on this trip because she's gone to some other things, and doesn't want to be a deba downers, even though she's literally down right now and looks like she's gonna throw up on her chest. I'm looking for the Steve Chavez or the Steve whatever launch. Steve with his name, Steve Lodge. I'm trying to find, I've got so much, so many screenshots of Bravo gossip in here, but I was trying to find the Steve Lodge statement on Vicki. But I'm not finding it.

So guess what, I'll have to do it another time. So yeah, so Durin is like, oh my God, are you missing him? You know, we have it. Were you happy last week? And then this made you unhappy? And Vicki's like, yeah, yeah, it was happy. Checked something's up, something's a miss. And I think it might have a vagina attached to it.

Meaning like Steve's boney. She's somebody else, obviously, right? And Vicki's like, oh, you know what? I don't even know, I don't even know, Drew D'A, you know? Like, I mean, he could have a vagina in Mexico, I guess. And she's like, oh, oh. And then, then D'A really just like walks away and Vicki's like, Tema, you're dripping.

Of course, Tema is like dripping ice cream on the pillow. I was, I was actually mad at that point. The moment Tema walked in with ice cream into that bedroom, I was like, this picture just goes, spilled that ice cream. So then, uh, and then meanwhile down on the ice cream, just, you know what? Oh, I need an analogy to sugar. I can't stop eating this thing. It's so good. I need an analogy to sugar. Speaking of sugar, I don't know if you guys know, but this screen low, there's equal, there's splendor, great alternatives to sugar, and they're available in six packs. You can get at a great deal at the supermarket. Then

when I want any, I got coupons, anyone? Anyone? I will get you the best sugar you've ever had. If you need sugar, always call me, Jill's Amin. OK? I am your connection to sugar. So Taylor pulls Eva aside and is saying, hey, when I was talking about Russell,

I saw that you felt something. And I wasn't sure if that was personal, or if you just picked up on my energy and even was like, yeah, you know, I had a domestic situation myself. And so they have a really nice conversation about it and like how hard it is, but, you know, writing the line between, you know, wanting to be strong, but then also staying kind of soft about it and trying to find kind of a middle ground. Yeah.

And Taylor's basically saying how she's been very passive in the past and always allowed people to walk all over her. And she's trying to be strong in the moment and speak her truth when something affects her rather than holding on to it for a super long amount of time, which I personally can relate to a lot. I'm always like, wow, I'm always so impressed when people can, when confronted with something, just speak up just like that. I'm always like, well, and then I'm like quiet and then harbor, harbor feelings for about four to nine months.

It's a big gap. It's a big gap. It's a pen, a pen, a severity of someone. It's four for nine months. I like that it's like not longer than childbirth. You know, it's like just in time to give Bertune anger, baby. Well, I'm working on snapping back. And I'm getting better.

You know, I used to just never be able to snap back at all, but now I can snap back a little bit. Oh, it's nice. I'm not. I'm still terrible. So even like so, you know, basically it's just a really nice conversation and like how it's so good to have somebody to talk to about it because if you haven't been through it, you don't really get it, you know.

Yeah. So then we go to Durinda and Brandy getting ready. And Durinda's like, do you think we're gonna see Spirit tonight? Brandy's like, wait a minute, till my smell of spirit night is in. Oh my god. Oh yeah, we're gonna see some spirits because we're going to a hall. It's so haunted.

I decided to bring my friend, the coffee reader. You might remember from the very classic episode of Real Hatsurise in New York City. Yep, and it's that lady who did the coffee readings many years ago. So thank you. Thank you. All right, the classic clip.

I mean, this is one of our classic clips of Real Hise of New York, where it's like a video, it's like a beta max video tape of a balloon that's kind of losing its air. And so sideways, it's like if your head was all the way on your shoulder, you know, sideways. video tape of a balloon that's kind of losing its air. So sideways, it's like if your head was all the way on your shoulder, you know, sideways. And she's like, yeah, you know, I see Richard and balloons. I think it's Richard.

I'm Richard to the red balloon. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, because the lady was like, is there something about balloons? I was like, so now we go to vent for the hall. And vent for the hall is famous for being haunted by Mrs. Morgan and it's not Sonya, but she is there too, just humping things on the corner. So just don't mind her. And sometimes, if you bring psychics and mediums you can smell a perfume.

Not so near, but actually you can't actually smell so near a perfume itself. She's like godly ghosts and red farder. Basically, you like them up. It's been four years and they still can't air out her stench. So they arrive and Durinda is in a full on flapper gown. I don't have a one-stress kind of crazy for this because they're all in different modes, you know? Yeah. And Vic is like,

you literally just reminds me of the bad-ups family, you know? Like the show, the bad-ups family. I don't know why people are like how badly they're cleavly at over this place. Like this place is ridiculous, stupid. We're stupid. Stupid. These ghosts need to get a job.

So then they're in there and then some of the women peel off to go the bathroom and they're like walking down the hallway and we're just like I smell curry and then Brandy like walks by the chef and waves and like hi Edgy goes she's a lesbian I can tell that's like what say what Brandy what did you say? So then back at the bar during the in Eva are getting dirty my teenies and then Sylvia the chef who Brandy just was talking about comes out and she's like hi ladies you hungry. I have a house made ricotta and This kind of awkward, you know, because it's a bunch of people in this gigantic hall or whatever and so gigantic hall or whatever. And so of Fadres Fadres wearing the Splend wig and she's like,

I don't know if Jill got the haunted mansion memo. She's going to stop a shortcake on parade tonight. It's like, why don't you talk me what I'm supposed to wear tonight? All right. Look what I'm wearing. I look really good. If anybody needs anything, pink, please call me. I've got the best people.

Listen, I know all of Strawberry Shortcake's people should give you a good deal. Just say Josiah and send you. It's gonna be great. It'll be wonderful. She's a wonderful person. So the lady running it's like, ladies, can I tell you what we're gonna do tonight?

Oh, okay, sure, go ahead. So she's like, this is that for at all There are lots of goals You might experience perfume for a short period of time We also think that there's a woman ghost because this damn both strings No slack Triple strings? Ah! Um, no slack. I'm just gonna let that one go because I'm a classy person, a classy person who's run a marathon.

But... Just Carol Radswell just disintegrates into dust at that moment. She's like, there goes to the mars, she likes to tap people on the back. She's a big fun of the big fan of the tap, tap, tap. And then you look to your right, but then she's moved to your left and you say there's no one there. And then you look to your left and there she is. And she says, I'm right here, but you actually can't see

her because she's a ghost. So it actually is like a real life thing of someone tapping on the shoulder and no one's there. It's a whole mind fuck. I have to tell you. He feels like, chapped me on the ass. I'll pop his ass. And then they just like, I believe in one host, one ghost and one ghost only. And that is the Holy Ghost.

And she goes, Ghost, this is a wig. So please don't pull too hard. So the coffee readers are also going to be there and Vick is like, where's a coffee? That's bullshit. I don't believe in that. It's like Fexy's. Like seriously. So, follow the coffee.

Okay, follow the coffee. So, they have to sit down to drink the coffee and just like, I don't want to drink this. I only drink Diet Coke. Don't you know me? Don't you know with the only thing I drink is Diet Coke? Jill, I hate to tell it to break the bad news for you, but you've been off the air for about eight or nine years.

And unfortunately, Lisa Barlow has taken the Diet Coke personality. Yes, that has been stolen, okay. There was a Diet Coke personality on the rack in the green room of Roblo and Barlow has stolen it. Sorry. So the lady is like, Seema, she's like, don't have expectations. I only read energies and what coffee shows me, drink it slowly and don't rush it please. So, it's not drink.

Okay, tell me, it seems like we were start with Vicky Gumbroofson, whose name I don't know, and I've never heard of before. So Vicky, tell me what color comes to your mind. Uh, sunset, I see sunset. I see sunset, like I saw with Steve, you know, when I had no idea that he was gonna dump me, even though he dumped me here before. Well, technically, I mean, I didn't wanna hear it. Okay, you know what? I said that I see sunset. She's like, oh, is there health issues? She goes, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. You have

COVID. What are you talking about? She was like, I'm good, I'm good, no, I'll tell you she's, and I definitely won't be going to urgent care tomorrow. So then, she must, she must say the same thing is like, you're, don't be taken advantage of, don't put yourself in a situation where you'll come to take a valid job. And Vicki's like, you know, Vicki doesn't believe in any of this. She's not saying anything, everything she's saying could be a plot to any of us.

I gotta, I don't believe it. I don't, no, no. This is ridiculous. I don't understand who believes this kind of, the quackery, you know, such as making stuff up out of thin air. No vaccine for Vicki's, no. I don't know.

No. Um, so Vicki's like, okay, so Brandy's like, yeah, I don't know if I believe in Sykes. I mean, they have to prepare. I mean, they have Google. Why don't they just look at Google? Come on. And, um, the lady's like, sports car rolls, rolls, um, anybody? And I'm like, no. They're all fucking with this lady will not give her anything. Adv- Adviki's doing that past progressive thing, which is, I can't understand what she's saying. I need to relips. She's bringing a mask.

It's ridiculous. You can't even understand Sykes with these mask policies. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. You have to be a psychic to even know what she's saying right now. Okay. I just can't see it. So Brandy makes some kind of a joke during this reading. I didn't catch what she said. Did you? Something. No, it was immaterial.

She's like, and Vicki's like, Campbell strings. What's can make it? And Vic is like, you know what? When people are doing their thing, we need to show respect. Like how I was just doing what I say, gross, gross. No, I don't have any health problems. You're stupid. It's just like how I was doing what I said, I just read your coffee and it said, get a job. Yes.

Get his job. Get his job. So Brandy is like, oh, so today we're being respectful. So, to be honest, you know what? It's rude to my friend that you can't keep your mesh shut, Brandy. And so Eva's like, Eva's feeling like they're picking and choosing when to be mad at Brandy because Brandy was talking, but she was talking to Eva and they're not yelling at Eva, but they're yelling at Brandi. All right.

But they're also still yelling at Brandi because she's making slight ass comments instead of just saying, okay, sorry. You know, we could have ended. But Brandi's like, okay, I apologize. Well, it is my feelings and it's respectful. Okay, then it's ready. Let's go ahead and answer. I'm so glad I yell at you. You know I live, then So Brandy stays with the sidekick and Eva And she's like first of all, I just want to say they've I was disrespectful before I'm really sorry

It's just okay, my you shut the fuck up right now So now the women the the women who are at the dinner table, they sit down and there's like, there's some flowers on the table, like low, low lying roses or something like that, but they're very low and Jill's like, oh, this is beautiful flowers. Although, we might want to move them after we,

once we sit down, so that way we can see each other. Oh my God, they're like as high as you're four. I can't see anyone. Too many flowers. Let's move these. Okay, let's move these somewhere else. I know a good deal on flower holders. You can put them in.

So there's a guy standing in there, right? One of the waiters or whatever. And Vicki's like, guys, I was talking about the lesbian situation with his wife. Okay, and I asked him if his wife is lesbian. And he's like, Jesus, and he's so embarrassed, you know, he's like awkward And then we see clip of earlier Is that your wife that was just your brandy's brandy saying?

It's like your wife that was just here. I thought she was a lesbian. No fans. I mean she's pretty Yeah, cuz brandy cuz Vicky Vicky is apolog to the guy for Brandy being rude and so so Dorenda's just like covering her eyes out of like embarrassment. And then meanwhile back with SEMA, the psychic is telling Eva, you know you have to let people into your circle, okay? And I don't know, I thought there was more to that when I started calling everyone that there's nothing more to say So back to the table a dangerous like so who's your wife? and

Oh she goes who is your wife like who's your wife? He's like the chef is she a lesbian He's like not to my knowledge And the lady is standing right there. The chef is standing right there now, right? And Tim is like, that is for actress Spatfah. It's like, you're a good-looking couple. I tell you that much, okay? You're very good-looking.

And because we just got married. And they're like, oh my God, congratulations. It's like now overcompensating, like, feigning that they care about this couple now, as since they're so mortified from what Brandi had said earlier. So they're Brandi and Eva joined, they're done with their readings, so they joined the group,

and we hear the producer are talking to Sima, sort of like wrapping her up for the day, and he's like, are you okay? And she goes, yeah, I'm okay. God help you guys. Okay. So now they're all at the table, Brandy and Eva come back and during the ask her how her reading went Brandy and Brandy's like,

well, you know, it's fine, but like first of all, I don't want to like fight with you. Yeah, I'm not fighting with you, Brandy. But then I made sure to tell that lady, I'm sorry, I called her a lesbian. Okay, very good, Brandy. Very, oh no, I'm sorry, I told the psychic, I'm sorry, that I was rude. And because I could very good, very good, Braddie. Oh no, I'm sorry, I told the psychic I'm sorry, that I was rude. And because I could very good, very good, Braddie.

And so, Jordan is like, well listen, Braddie, if nothing else, I'm very, very polite. No, Jill knows. Jill knows this. Jill's like, and here's something else I know. Okay, guys, right now candlesticks are 50% off at Marshalls. I think everyone we should just get into a car right now. Get some. If you don't like them, we can return them tomorrow,

but let's lock it down now. Well, I know you're polite. I'm very polite too. And the music just stops. In terms of like, okay, well, sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up, Brad, look okay, I get it. But you know, like I haven't been out of my year, my house in a year and a half. And Fidget goes, help her Lord. Help her. Because we've all been, we've all been in a house. Okay, we've all been. We're all different people. So, Jorinda says, you know what, it's like, we're like kind of really close.

So, we're going up, we're going down, we're going round and round. We put a leg in there, now put some hands, bring it over a little faster. Oh, I'm sure. I think I just moved into the Robics. Sorry. So, okay, well, I have a game. So I watched all of your seasons. And so I think that we should all ask questions about our seasons. And Frater's like, I don't like those games because, like, no, hell no, no, I'm not playing that. Yeah. And Tim was like, you know, I think the thing is that Brandebel is everything should

be on size. And so Brande's like, shut the fuck up! She goes, no, you shut the fuck up, Batch. Don't talk to people like that. Even though I did just tell you right before this, you have to shut the fuck up. Yeah, she did, right? So it's like, yeah, that's how that shut the fuck up. You do not talk to me like that.

You do not talk to her like that. You don't talk that way. Tell me. And even it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. What we're not going to do is tell somebody to shut the fuck up. But she's on the shut the fuck up. Okay. You know what? Even don't go away. And they just woo back in and then say something. And even it's like, wow. Um, I can tell you with all sincerity that I am not the one Vicki You know that Vicki was very confused like not the one of what you're not not the employed one get a job get a job So

Dermond is like, hey, don't say to a woman shut the fuck up. It's not good Okay, and I liked by by the way when D Rindicep before. What do you, what do they say? Fumi wants shame on you. Fumi twice, shame on me. Fumi three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine times. Shout the fuck up, you know what I mean? No, no, no, no, no. Because like, effort, do not effort! Tell them what I mean!

They say the fuck up! This is where they're just being such hypocrites. My God. So Taylor's like, listen, Brandt, you say you've grown since 10 years, but it just seems like it's the same to me. I mean, I've heard you say, shut the fuck up. Hey, said I'm sorry. I know you said, I'm sorry, Brandy.

I know. But you've said it two days ago and you just said it again. And Brandy's like, what is happening right now? I'm big, he goes, what is happening? You just tell my friend to shout the fuck up and then Brandy is like, I swear to God, my life, I'm not doing anything wrong. But Batch, Batch, you have to have the same compassion for all humans, but she doesn't learn Batch. I'm telling you, she has not grown because she needs to go back to her life. That's what she needs to go.

So she feels like, you know what, I think Brandy could take it out of notch, but she doesn't like be good-freddit. She has no problems sticking up for herself. And me, I turned my tail around the door, so good for her. Good for her. In time, I was like, you have to have compassion for all your life, but she doesn't like it. She's a stubborn journalist. And Dorenda goes, where I think she tries to learn

because at this point Brandy's outside. She goes, I think she's tried to learn, but we're not all as evolved. I mean, you evolved. I'm evolved. The ghost is evolved. There's SEMA. She's taken off her, letting her hair down over there

and smoking a cigarette. She's pretty evolved. We're all evolved. She's just not evolved. So outside Brandy is with Fadre and Eva. And Brandy's like, I'm done with these bitches. And he's just like, okay, see that? What you just said? I'm done. No, that you're done with these bitches. Okay. And you see how we took that as you meant it? Like, it's fine. Okay. You can't be like that in there. Okay. But I feel like there are ready to pounce on anything.

And then you was like, yeah, but Brandy has a target on her back and Vicky doesn't want to like Brandy. And so Fager's base is saying that like Brandy's just making simple mistakes. So they go back, they'll go back inside and and Pedro's like, it was brought to our attention earlier that possibly you accused the waiter's wife of being a lesbian. What did you think the lady was a lesbian? Now what made you think she was a lesbian? People are so crazy. Have you ever met a lesbian? What is going on here? It's like they're talking about something

from another universe. And Brandy goes, Brandy goes, Hi, bros. They just cracks up and Taylor's, Taylor's like, she is so ridiculous. Maybe she knows because she's a part-time lesbian. Like, okay, everyone needs to take the make, stop making lesbian such a boogie man, okay?

So. I'm not kidding, let's slow our lesbian roles, okay, people. So he was like, well, what are my eyebrows giving? Which is funny, considering the rumors that's rolled around here, but that one season of Atlanta. So then Brandy is telling us, generally I could tell if someone's a lesbian by their eyebrows and the researchers like, well what a lesbian eyebrows look like. Well, I'll tell you when I see them.

It's different for everyone. I just so understand the trauma. You don't walk up to someone and say that Brandy, you just stop. But I didn't. You just walked up to the guy say that, Randy, you just stop, but I did it! You just walked up to the guy and asked if his wife is a lesbian. She goes, no, I didn't. He just said you did on camera to us.

Did we actually see her walking up to the husband and saying that? Yeah, that was that flashback where she was like, well, she, Randy does this thing, she's always done and it's like, we see it happen a few times on this, where she starts talking, and you can tell it's gonna go this direction, because she has a tone in her voice

when she does it, where she has this smile on her face, and she has this tone that's like, we're cool, so I'm gonna tell you this. And she's always, it starts off sounding so nice, and then she, at the end there's a truth bomb. Like, it's so funny, because when I first met you, I totally thought your wife was a lesbian is funny, but she's not. She's not.

So it's cool. She's not. And she does it all the time. She does it in the next episode too with about the eve of his husband. So that's what we saw on the flashback. And so now she's like saying, I don't understand the choir, I don't understand the drummer, I don't understand the choir, I don't say the drum, I don't understand. And people are Taylor trying to say, like, you don't go and see that to someone and she's like,

well, if you shut the fuck up and listen to me for two seconds. And, and, and, and Taylor both slam this, slam me the table and pointing their fingers in her face and screaming. You do not talk to me like that, you little fucking bitch. That's Taylor. Taylor's fucking bitch. I think you're just screaming. You bitch, you bitch. Behind her.

And by the way, saying you little fucking bitch is actually way nastier than anything that Brandy ever said. And watching Taylor just like, you know, you little fucking bitch. And the music gets serious. You're like, oh shit, and then Brandy goes, Taylor's literally yelling at me, and I like I think about it, was that stupid cat mean? I have taken your shit for far too long, so you shat the fuck up for once! She Taylor Armstrong enough to her. So Fadress like they are crazy.

I see it now. Me and Eva are the same ones. These ladies are nuts. So during this like in a way, I think I'll draw this screaming and yelling and cocks and bitches. They help. They help. Help.

You can hear it. You can hear it. How? Alright, so let's get into it. You two don't like each other, right? Brandy, here is my issue. You're poking a bear. I'm poking a bear.

Well, honey, I know we're trying to come to a good resolution, but the thing that frightens me about you is that it is like poking a bear. And I don't want to have to poke a bear to be friends with someone, okay? But when it comes to shut the fuck up bitch, the only thing I can do is come back at you with shut the fuck up bitch. And I find it challenging.

I know you know how to articulate your words, but you choose not to. Yeah, but I like you. So like, I don't understand what this craziness is coming from. It's like, well, I think you trigger me because I see your insecurities and that bothers me. And Durin just like, Vicky, you're waiting for him to fuck up and you know she's reactory. That's a word now, reactory, like you look at the unicorn of words. You know she's reactory and you're very strong, okay? Well Taylor, I don't want to fight with you, I'm sorry. And Durinda's like, yeah, let me tell you that, this girl.

The thing she says is bullshit, it's a facade. She's a good person, she's a very good person. In terms of like, you know what, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's ridiculous. And then as they're walking out the place, brand's like, Honestly, I really liked it, Taylor, but you got aggressive like that. Like, I was excited for you to be like, excited, huh? So, yeah, I saw that you were excited. So I was glad you were excited. God, Brandy, it's like, I love you.

Wow, that's mixing. You just did back there. You really thought you did something. Good for you. But the truth is that Taylor actually responded in the exact right way, because that is the only thing. Like you saw Brandi wasn't mad by the way Taylor responded.

She like, she did kind of like shut up and was like, okay, cool. All right, let's talk it out. You know, like that's what because Brandi, Brandi is always going to try to go for a reaction. And so if someone's just like, no, you shut the fuck up. She's like, Oh, okay. You know, well, that brings us to the end of episode and she all. Yeah. Fun times. Everyone, thanks for listening. We have a lot of stuff up on the

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