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Episode Date: August 3, 2022

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I'm Ronnie. Hi everybody. Welcome to the show. I'm with my gorgeous friend and partner. I used to can't say that as a gay person, my partner. So I was like, oh my god! This finally happened! My work has been, I guess, the best way.

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Always have a great time doing that. This week we are doing this show, Mary Dometeson, instead of Real Housewives of Dubai, because there's just too much on the sketch right now. So there you go. I've been keeping up with Mary Dometeson even though we're not recapping it full-time. And I just love this show. Always loved it. We watched it from the first episode.

Always loved it. And this year they have quad Mac full time which of course I love and So we just thought hey, let's give it a go this week shall we? Yeah, I agree. I think it's been a really good season so far so I'm down. I'm down for all of it Is there anything else we need to talk about in the beginning because I I'm kind of out of it. Okay. Um, you know, the Patreon stuff, the usual Patreon, you know, patreon.com slash watch, podcasts, all that are on Patreon, uh, bonus stuff, etc. So today,

Mary Dometesine episode four season nine. It's called party foul. for season nine. It's called party foul. Mm hmm. So the big thing that happened was actually last week's episode where basically, you know, Heavenly has been talking shit about everyone on the internet's on like, I don't know if it was like IG live or YouTube or whatever. Yeah, so she's been talking shit and Contessa is really pissed

because Contessa and Heavenly are super close. I always forget who is super close on the show. Last time I checked, I thought that Contessa and Toya hated each other, but it seems like they're down with each other. I seem to remember every time I see Contessa in my head, I hear a cone testa, which came from Heavenly. So I'm like, wait, they're besties.

Why don't, why do I not really remember that? But they are apparently, or contestant, which came from Heavenly. So I'm like, wait, they're besties. Why don't, why do I not really remember that? But they are, apparently, or they were. And, but now Contessa is pissed at Heavenly for all the shit she's been talking about Scott and their marriage on YouTube. And so Contessa finally put that stupid ass screening room she has in her house with that stupid ass. It made one sign on it, which I've hated.

Every single time they show that, because I feel like it goes last season, when Scott got, he got into a huff, and he wore two seasons ago. He got into a huff, he went into the theater, he slammed the door behind him, it like zoomed in on, admit one, and I was like, I hate that sign.

But now they're actually using the room. So it may be happy. Yeah, they're using only one person though. Only one person. Only one person could come in. Yeah. Yeah, well, welcoming sign guys. It meant one.

So she has invited everyone to this screening room and she's turned this into a heavenly intervention. And she's cut together a bunch of clips that are going to show what an asshole heavenly is and they're going to confront heavenly about this, right? And Simone was in on it and it was contested his idea. But of course Simone, Simone was in on it and of course Toya because you know Toya hates heavenly. She hates her guts.

So she's she's ready to do this too. But not everybody else agreed to do this, right? They are surprising everybody. And they tried taking everyone's phones at the beginning so that people couldn't call and warn heavenly. And they just had Toya greeting everybody at the door and she would answer and she'd go, Ha, you need to put your phone right here in this bowl and then like, well, why isn't your phone in the bowl?

So I don't have to. All the you do. And everyone was like, fuck you, I'm leaving. You know, I said, I, so then everybody's moaned. They had to get chasing everybody outside to beg them to come back inside. Yeah. The reason why they were like, they were going to collect the phones because they didn't want anyone to tip off, uh, heavenly that this was going to happen. So by the way, this is, okay, I'm not a licensed therapist or interventionalist if that's a thing, but I have seen intervention

on A&E. It's been a few years, but my recollection of how an intervention goes is that like everyone is sitting on a sofa and they've all written little letters and they talk about how when you did this, this is how I feel and this is why I want my old friend back. It was not a let's show a montage of all the shady things you said and like you know what you want the spot like that. All right, let's go through your greatest hits. You know what I mean? Hey, James Joplin, we need to have a talk, okay? And we're gonna watch one of your concerts. And she's like, I'm amazing, I'm fucking awesome.

What are you doing? Yeah. So obviously it did not work out well. Well, the best part was that Heavenly was of like, hee hee hee hee hee hee you know, she's like doing her laugh while she's watching her own. Like, everyone's horrified and she is just like cracking up and squatting.

She's cracking up and it's the cool. I'm loving every bit. That's what I'm saying. Like you're playing her greatest hits. I mean, she's hilarious, you know? So you can't show Heavenly, you know, her dawn ripples humor. You know, her like fuck you humor.

And they get mad at her for having fuck you humor. While she's doing a very successful YouTube show or whatever, it's not gonna work. So Heavenly, of course, is sitting there cackling her ass. Also, while we're here, contest that, listen, I wouldn't love it if my friends were going up there and talking shit about me either on their YouTube show. And so before we go any further into this, heavenly is wrong. Okay, I think it's important that I state that right away

because rest of this I'm sticking up for heavenly. But I just want to state very clearly right up front. Heavenly is wrong. She's mean. She's an asshole. I love her. I feel like. Yeah, I love her. She's a better person. But she's an asshole. And she's in the wrong on this. I can get why can test this upset. That said, she is talking about stuff that was talked about on the show. That's a whole point. She has a show where she gives her opinion on all of you. She does that because you're all on a show together. And this is stuff that you brought to the table to diss your husband all year. Who also deserved it, by the way, in that argument. So she's commenting on that. So I can see why you're not happy, but let's not act like you're from this like perfect marriage and you can't believe she's saying this stuff and where would she get these ideas. You brought this all on camera.

Yeah, never mind me what haven't we said about Scott? Did she say something like if like if he doesn't love you now, I'll never love you again or something like that that she or they should go to therapy. What, I'm trying to remember what she actually said. I didn't write it down, but they keep showing the clip multiple times this season, but for whatever reason, I can't remember what she specifically said. Do you remember? Oh, no. I just remember being like, actually we get it to in our notes,

but it's commenting on stuff that Contessa said. Like if he's emotionally unavailable to you or if you're in a bad marriage, get the fuck out of the bad marriage. Yeah, and I actually felt like the stuff I'm sorry to interrupt you, but Contessa had also said stuff like, well, I don't know who's cheating.

She made those comments last season. So, heavenlies basically, do you think your husband's cheating on you and you're just gonna sit there and take that bullshit? That's ridiculous. I felt like the stuff that Heavenly said about Contesto was actually the least hurtful stuff that she had said

about all the other people. She was sort of peddling gossip or she was just being mean or cutting or whatever and funny for sure, funny, but she was being sort of mean. But with Contesto, I felt like she was like, well, you know, she was just sort of saying like, hey, if he's not going to be emotionally available to you, he's never going to be like whatever. I didn't think that she was saying anything that was like friendship ruining, but I think

that probably can test is just probably feeling pretty insecure about her relationship and her choices and she's taking it out on heavenly. Yeah, and she's like, you know, look we're friends. So you're supposed to be on my side. So you're going and dissing my relationship to get views on YouTube. A shitty of you, which she's correct. It's just that it's heavenly. It's like, what is this?

Her eighth year old, did she come in season two or season three? Heaven. I mean, she actually, yeah, I think she came season three or four. Like she actually was like relatively late, yeah. Okay, so let's just say this is five years for Heavenly. None of this is not new to anybody. And like you're fine when she does it to everybody, but you, like now that it's you,

but then the other thing is that see, I'm back paddling because I know that Heavenly's wrong. And that's the conendrum of this show. I know Heavenly's wrong, but I love her the most so and Contessa I don't like like every time Contessa comes on I'm like oh god wait a drag it down like this whole season has been so good I mean even the little parts where it's just like checking Simone meet for lunch and give each other shit and it's five seconds on it's hilarious or like quad with her nephew and her mom. It's hilarious.

It's just hilarious. You know, it's good. And then it gets to contest and it's like, oh, way to just rob all the joy out of the room, you know? I know. I think, uh, I mean, I, this is one of the conundrums. Is it a conundrum? But it's one of the, the things of reality, you gotta say thing. It's generic enough. But in real life, if a friend of mine did that, I'd be like, cool. I'm not friends with them. And no one would try to make us be friends again. We would just go our own separate ways.

And that's what it is. But on these shows, cast members are like, they have to film together. So this happens time and time again, not just on marriage and medicine, although it happens a lot on marriage and medicine. but it happens in all these shows. And the cast has to bring people together because it's like, listen, we have to do this together. So if you guys are fighting, this is bad. So it is sort of like, it is kind of, it is, it is a, it's a weird situation. It's a con-dram. Is it a con-dram? What a con-drum. So, what a contested dondrum. So, that's where we are.

They just showed heavenly this stuff. Contest has gone off on her, right? And she's also wearing like a purple wig from Heavenly Beauty, which is kind of funny, too. She's going off on Heavenly. And Heavenly, of course, is Heavenly. So, she's not like, oh, I'm sorry, that hurt your feelings. Of course she's not, you know,

she's yelling right back at her and saying, if you don't want your relationship on TV, then you don't want me to talk about it and you shouldn't bring your relationship on TV and I didn't do anything wrong. And so now Contessa is like screaming and yelling and like, history, Honex and like walking through the house and leaving and then coming back and... It's like deep, deep cry. Like I mean, onyx, and like walking through the house and leaving and then coming back and...

It's like deep, deep cry. Like I mean, she's actually, condescendos like really hurt. But again, I have only also nails it, which is like, your matter, your husband, and you're taking it out of me. You're not mad at me, you're mad at your husband. What I also think is true.

I think it was shady that heavenly, you know, put this shit out there about her friend on YouTube. But like, the way that Contessa was crying from such a deep, sobbing, yelling, weeping from a deep place, I think that's the hurt, that's like that's Scott hurt right there, which is girl, you gotta take care of your emotions then. You gotta, your amina, I mean, yes,

you should be mad at heavenly, but you're also it should not be this deep right so that's where we end up right so we come back to that scene this is how we start so heavenly it's like I'm going bitch kiss my ass can't tell if this is bullshit I'm going in Simone you flip flopping bitch yeah so she's mad at Simone. So yeah, so she's like, they say you put this all together, you and Toya don't mess. So she's storming out. And Simone's like, so you don't want to hear

what I have to say at all, at all. She's doing her like doctor voice. And having to have a lease just squealing. She's like, no, and so she leaves and Heavenly tells us, I have never experienced this before. Oh, really? So now Heavenly does the typical reality show thing where she becomes a victim of this all. So she's like, I'm so hurt by all of this. I've never ever seen this kind of betrayal. Yeah. So she's all out.

Contestants pacing around her bathroom. She's ripped off her wig. She's pacing around her bathroom. The women are all kind of like, this is not productive. And then Contestant tells us, I had high hopes that Heavenly would say I'm sorry. I'm like, based on what? Because I know it's definitely not history, okay? Because that's it.

For her to laugh in our faces and her to take zero responsibility, you're not at all what I thought you were. I mean, that's actually exactly what, like we thought she was. That's what the rest of the audience thought you would do. So that's on you for you misjudging who Heavenly is. Right. And again, it's fine when Heavenly is doing it to everybody

that Contessa doesn't like. But when it turns to Contessa, it's suddenly like, I can't believe you would do this. And then Quad is quadding all over the place. It's hilarious. Quad has picked up a pen now. She's got a pen and a pad for whatever reason. And she's waving her hand around like,

I have a pen, so I'm in charge of this meeting. So she says, Well, what we all just saw is how believably constipation, believably, it's like, what are you talking about? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, what are you just making up words? Yeah, she goes, there's,

there she goes, clearly when it's an ambush, a person is going to flee. And that's what happened here. So we didn't get to the bottom of why these things are happening. We didn't get to the point where she feels remorseful for those things and apologies. And to that, I say, the defense, or rest, and she just takes out a bag of all sorts of banging banging on her thing. Yeah, she's always like her. He's the exhibit a the longevity of the month's trust and even has happened as a rage.

She's a waving around her pen. And then Jackie is calling heavily and Heavenly is outside. She's like, you can come outside, but I'm not going inside because you know, you can't yell at someone in your home. So I guess Heavenly figures if she yells at her outside, but I'm not going inside because you know, you can't yell at someone in your home So I guess heavenly figures if she yells at her outside. She'll be okay. So Simone is like for me There is no way to approach heavenly. I have said I don't like the nastiness and the meanness and people are offended and again She is continuing to drag us. Hold on, I just got a text from Michael. He's about three exits away from finally arriving

in college. Oh good, good. So that heaven leaves outside and she's mad. She's, because Jackie goes out there and she's like, I did not believe this shit. She's mad at me, but not at her man. And, uh, Kevin Lee is basically like, I put her shit out there or wasn't her husband showing everyone his phone because then we see like, uh, the reunion last year where a Scott had, like I showed everyone on his phone these pictures that he got from, from a lady, right? Right. Cause these people are DMing him and like naked pictures or whatever and he's responded and so and they show the clip of some ongoing Now Scott you have received some DMs of women who have exposed themselves and you have responded to those She does that nodding thing, like her doctor nod.

And Heavenly is like, you're mad, she's mad at him, you know, not me. And this is awful, and fuck everybody else too. Yeah, because she's like, contest is my friend, but fuck the rest of them. So then Simone is talking to Quad. Simone and Quad whip themselves up into a frenzy. I was like, I can't believe that they are not in a frenzy yet, but here it goes. So Simone's like, she's like, I don't have anything for anyone that's going to drag me. And quad's like, but let me talk to you.

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, she's like, I let you talk uninterrupted. So quad goes, well, bitch bye. Bye. Yeah, she's like, I have the talking, then. So she gets up and she's like, bye, bye. Yeah, she's like, I have the talking pen. So she gets up and she's like, bye then, this is like a pen in my hand doesn't mean anything anymore. So it's almost like, let me finish.

And so now they're screaming at each other and quads like, this is bullshit. She's like, what are so, that fucking footage is bullshit. And it's dead as wrong. And I would stand in front of heavenly and the difference between you guys and me is I will call heavenly. I get on the phone and smoke us.

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sorry you spent all your coins at the doctor and still didn't get the body. God, no, gave me. Now run and tell that hashtag lipos, hashtag lap band, hashtag bariatric surgery. So quads like, I'm so drunk. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt you but I have to finish this clip

because it's so funny. And at the end of the clip quad gas. I literally thought you would calling me smelly. So quad is like, you don't know all the conversations I've had. God damn it, I've had 15 motherfuckin conversations before I snapped on that motherfucker. And it was well goddamn deserved Thank you and good night. She like has a cape. She just Looks in front of herself. Yeah, and someone's like, but then how can you defend her?

We are we but we can't defend ourselves. We shouldn't have to and quasi-end you shouldn't you shouldn't and two and quasi-adv you shouldn't you shouldn't and try to like look at these two fools fighting over the same Lady like what are they even fighting about so someones like but if you are going to drag me I'm not gonna fuck with you because this is America And I have the right to fuck with who I want. And Quad stops and she's like, in America. She's in America. I just heard laughing. Quad laughing, Simone's laughing. She's like, I have choices.

Oh my God. So then, heaven leaves like, you know, she's like, this is unacceptable. So then Jackie is doing the Santa Jackie thing. How do we fix the friendship? Do you have a bowl of lemons that we can squeeze by any chance inside? Because we can do that right now.

Do you have any cardboard that we can cut up and write with a sharpie? Maybe we can all use different colored sharpies. And then we could glue that cardboard to popsicle sticks. And we could write things that we love about each other and on the other side Things that we could put like I don't have to So heavenly is just like I need to take some time I just don't know how I'll ever get over this I am the victim here and Jackie's like yeah

I don't think haven't really gets this you know I am the victim here and Jackie's like, yeah, I don't think I haven't really gets this, you know, but it's not I haven't used personality to take a slap on the face for something she did last week, you know, yeah She says I don't know if she's equipped to be able to own that type of stuff So that's my doctor. That is my doctor opinion on that Yeah, so then to answer Simone decide to leave, but um, but then like, they, they, they walk out the house and heavily watch them walk out the house because those fucked up riches. Yes. And so then, but then they all get stuck because having these cars is blocking them. So they're like, heavenly, I don't want to drive on contest

this grass. Can you, can you move your car? She's like, well, I don't know how to get in my car. Come on, she says she left her stuff inside and she doesn't want to go back inside, I guess, to get her stuff to open the car. And Toria's like, uh, have at least daddy did like Chuckie. We have a lead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have a lead.

We'll be blocking our way from leaving our own invention. So then heavenly figures that had to do it with her phone. So she's like, got it. So Jackie goes back inside to find Contessa. And Contessa is just going to bet. You bad. Contessa is having one of those. Thanks for coming over. Let yourself out. It's kind of a moment.

Contessa is really mad still. And then Guadagnanila are now in the kitchen. And Guadagnan is like, well, she does say a lot about her friends online. And Anila is like, yeah, I just like don't take it seriously like I mean I just have so many boxes to open all the time Being a blocker who has boxes open. I just don't have time to take things seriously Classic but why why are you leveraging your friends? Why are you doing this to us? Why? Why are you doing this?

Why do you treat your friends like, and that means why? And she's quite disgusting. I'm taking this cup. Bye. And she takes her cup. She's like, this beverage is too good to be left at this house. So then, Ketessa is talking to Jackie. She's like, don't talk about my husband, don't do it. She does it all the time to you. And I don't know how you tolerate it. And Jackie's like, just

involved with me when having to leave this stuff because it has no value in my life. Sort of like Curtis's strange collection of old-timey cars doesn't really impact me. It's like Curtis is P2 Cruiser, just pretend it's not there and hope that it won't be one day. And she's like, but it does bother me and that is blatant disrespect. And she's like, yes, but tonight was pretty ineffective, test, and she's like, but it's what I needed to see. She embarrassed me publicly, it's what she does. And she's like, but she wrongs don't make a right. She goes, it wasn't about being right.

She's been reckless and now I can be reckless too. Jack is like, so again, just to reference the line, I just said, two wrongs don't make a right. You know, when you know when you said, like she's reckless, I can be reckless too. That said two wrongs don't make a right you know when you know when you said like she was reckless I could be reckless to you that's two wrongs don't make a right okay I know yeah she's like I don't care so then so then that's over now you know that's the end of it I don't think really can test a one this one but uh yeah it was very fun to watch she um she uh she forfeited the higher ground that she had.

I mean, because if she was, because she wasn't really being reckless the way the way Heavenly is reckless, she was being, she was trying to be like, she was trying to be like a tattletail. It was like a tattletail vibe, essentially. It wasn't an intervention. If she wants to be reckless the way Heavenly is reckless

then she'll just do shady shit like Heavenly does but she's not doing the same thing. So yeah, go on Instagram higher and talk shit about daddy. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you know, also can test to spend the whole two years telling everybody Scott's probably cheating, you know, kind of outing Scott for all of this stuff. And I think the reason that Jackie was not mad about Curtis is because she was sharing that stuff with Curtis. So heavily doing that and talking about Curtis was in a way being on Jackie's side. You know, I think it's almost like Jackie took that as like, well, my friends fighting for me, you know, because she's, she's talking shit about her husband, not me, right?

Yeah. And in this situation, Contessa wants it to be like, well, this year everything's perfect, which you can't really have that kind of a season after the last one because the last one was bad. I mean, that was really, really bad. And then at the reunion when they're showing all the DMs and all, I mean, that was really bad. And if you have a show where you're talking about what happened on the show, like an aftershow kind of thing, and people say, well, what do you think about their marriage? I think also Jackie, when she says, I don't put value in it, I think on a certain level, one thing that's really sort of unspoken is that Jackie has probably put heavily in a

box, which is like, she's fine, she's funny, we'll hang out, we'll joke or whatever, but I'm only letting her so close into my life because she is, ultimately she is a toxic person, she's hilarious, but she's toxic. And I imagine that in Jackie's mind, just like what she says has no value to me because I don't have any illusions that were any closer than we are,

whereas contestant thinks that they were like besties and so it probably hurts that much more. Well now we get this song that's so funny to me because it's because I want to let loose honey and let loose honey. I want to let loose let loose honey. And then we got a contest at work. I'm like wow real pretty same guys. Scott and Contessa in front of the big tree that they've put on their office wall that says, keeping families together. Heather DeBro just walks in, like those are my embryos on your wall. I made this tree.

Oh God, I had the craziest, okay. I had such a weird, weird as a dream over the weekend. I had a dream I was walking through New York City and there was like a line of like Hasidic men and they were having a protest in the form and this is a totally true dream. The form of their protest was that they were singing the Richard Mark song from Orange County. It was like a line of Hasidic men going, I do whatever I want, whatever I want. And in my mind, in my dream, I was like, oh my God, Richard Marx totally stole a song

from the Hasidic Jewish community. That was like my mindset in the dream. It's fucked up. That song really would have gone a lot better with some sideburned curls. You know, that song, I think it really could, it could still play well in Orthodox Jewish communities. You know, that song, I think it really could, it could still play well in orthodox Jewish communities, you know? I say like, at least for the, for the high, for the high holidays. Oh my gosh. So, um,

Jackie has a patient. I was gonna say a customer. Jackie's got a customer and she's, Jackie's like, well, we can fix the Rudy to the 2D, but you need to accept you're an older woman. I was like, uh, please, I, we can fix the Rudy to the 2D, but you need to accept you're an older woman. I was like, uh, please, I hope no one from Bravo's watching this show. I'm gonna start throwing shit at their TV. How dare you, ma'am. I'm pregnant. Rudy to the 2D, isn't that, I feel like I associate that, that term with quad. I wonder if it's like a, a phrase that, a phrase that people say like I think I have I have like a list of Random quad sound by its where she was this it where she says let me play this

No, that was not the Rudy in the TV one You can never go wrong with the quad clip wait, should we just play the classic quad daffodil? Because this one never gets old. Me and Miss Chia, the daffodil, has it, honey. Love that. Love that. Anyway, so then we go to Toria, who's trying to play some elaborate prank on Simone by going to our office with what was this well okay I was actually mad on to your behalf okay so toria went to starbucks and got this

big green drink that some own had requested but she also got to small boring coffees and so she came in and she told someones the lady who works the front desk, she said, here, hold on to this. I'm going to prank Simone and make her think that I didn't get her this drink, which she wanted. So make sure she doesn't see it. And the lady's like, sure, no problems.

She goes, okay, follow me. And they walk, they open the door. And the lady walks into Simone's office with a big green drink just like right there. And Toya's like, what the fuck? You're supposed to hide it. I just wasted my money on this prank. Yeah, she's like, I wasted my money. And you don't have at least a little bit of broke.

They're laughing. And so Simone's like, yeah, last night, the energy started off bad because the moment Anila walked in, the energy went boom, which she got a love toy as one track mind that she can walk in and blame all of this on a Neela. Yeah, that's her superpower. Although to be fair, a Neela did tip it a little bit because they knew it was like, they're about to attack you.

Well, yeah, because she didn't agree to that. You can't hold an intervention and then half of the people there are surprised. It's like, surprise, you're gonna have an intervention with somebody. Like Ronnie, well, I mean, you do like to drink and that's what you're not gonna like. You've heard me. You can't do that. Yeah, and Simone is like, she's like, well, I can't tell.

I feel she's like Jackie and quad are kissing heavenly's ass. And are they enablers or they just scared of heavenly? I'm like, or maybe they just don't want to see this like horrific attempt at an intervention. I mean, for a show that's about, you know, people in the medical community, there's so much terrible like, theuripizing, that's not even a word, but theuripizing.

I'm making it up. You know, there's so much terrible like, like unlicensed like, like that when they'm making it up. You know, there's so much terrible, like unlicensed, like when they do their couples trip of like, okay, we're gonna do group therapy based on an idea I came up with last night. Like, can we please get like Buffy's husband in here or something like that to take care of some of those stuff?

Yeah, so, as Choi is like, yeah, well, I was sitting behind Heavenly and I thought, is this girl laughing right now? And she's like, yeah, that was psychotic laughter. And then we just get echoes of, I can't even get enough to that range. So then, heavenly and Anila are having lunch and Heavenly does her. This is one of the reasons I love Heavenly so much. She enters everything like this. And then she just drops her voice like, now.

Yeah, she goes that down. So Heavenly starts saying that, like, she's like, that was some crazy shit. She goes, I was laughing because I, because I couldn't believe they were doing this stupid shit. And she couldn't believe that Contessa would do this. And she's like, I expected it from Toy and Simone, but not from Contessa.

She goes, I really thought Contessa was a friend, which is why, of course, I weighed in on a very public platform about her relationship and why it's terrible. And she's like, yeah, she says she loves me and then she ambushes me, so back to Toria and Simone. Toria's like, well, you know, the problem with heavily is that we all share our barriages and Simone's like, and she says nothing about daddy.

That's true, actually. I mean, that's, I mean, wasn't it just a few seasons ago when they did do like another couple's trip? And it's like, okay, everyone talk about what's going on in your family. And so everyone had to like, air, every other issues and it's like, okay, heavenly, she's like, never think it's fine.

They're like, they just sat there. But by the way, Heavenly also says, I just wish Contessa would have called me. And it's kind of like, honestly Contessa, why didn't you just call her? I know you're mad. You are really mad because Heavenly was doing the wrong thing. But if you, like,

if you are going to broach the subject with her, maybe a phone call would have been more effective than a weird movie theater intervention With that stupid admit one sign on the door. Well, she was saying that that's why she did it because when Jackie said too wrong So it might be right she said yeah, but I'm not trying to be right like she did that to me like and then you know Like this is her retribution. I guess this is her public shaming because And then, you know, like this is her retribution, I guess. This is her public shaming, because, uh, contestant feels like she's been publicly shamed. So heavenly can be publicly shamed.

It's not very mature. So it's what you want from a doctor. Yeah. So, uh, Troya's like, you know, and then me and Uji had been in a place where we're very vulnerable to equal facts. And so to hear someone like, laugh and joke about us. Toria, stop spending all of Eugene's money. First of all, and I love Toria's journey of,

I have learned self-care. I buy hundreds of dollars worth of flowers for myself every day and get facial. Like you're spending money. You don't have what are you talking about, stop spending spending money. You don't have what are you talking about stop spending your money? Self-care from the stress of paying for the other self-care

So um, so heavenly heavenly thinks that there are real problems in Toyos marriage and She says quads at this is the most gossipy sentence. She's like Quad said that a group of her friends said that Eugene said in a group in front of a group of other people that Toya was the worst mistake he ever made in his life. I'm like, hmm, I wonder if any of that could have been misinterpreted by any of the four groups that that information filtered through. I know. And here's Heavenly just being wrong ass again.

I mean, God, Heavenly, you could at least take five minutes and consider what they were saying about you, but she doubles down. She's like, okay, fuck, toy, you too. Eugene said that he's the worst decision he's ever made. And then she goes, yeah, and you know, every time somebody gets mad at their man, they take it out on me. So then we go back to Troy. And Troy is like, I've been trying to figure out ways

to take negativity out of my spirit. It's like, you know, what I left you all yesterday, I went home, I washed my hair, I gave myself a nice facial. You understand? I washed off the negativity. Yeah. Oh, Toya really doing the work. So then, you know, the hard work.

And she says, you know, my old church, we used to do feet washing, right? We literally had to wash each other's feet. And it goes, tss. And someone says, yeah, but you can't do that with heavenly, because she'd leave there talking about your crusty nails and your corns. Meanwhile, their old church would be like,

remember with Toya Bush Harris would always put her foot in the tithing bowl? So, Glee, love it, please. So Heavenly is like, I feel bad. I can't remember her voice when high or low because usually when she's starting shit, she goes super hot. Heavenly is like, I feel bad. I can't remember if her voice went higher low, because usually when she's starting to shoot, she goes super harsh, like,

I feel bad. But she's like, she's like, I feel bad for them. Toya's miserable and Simone is petty. And I don't know what. And then the other goes, well, I just want you to know Quad had your back. I want you to remember this.

So when you talk to her, hear her out. And have a look, like, no, no, no, don't do this. Quad and I have already been through this shit. Don't do this because it's gonna go in the wrong way. Like, no, no, Nila. She's like, but I'm telling you, she's really upset about her. She's like, oh, now, really?

About her, really? And she's like, well, she doesn't even care about you talking about her asked or her followers. What she cares about is that rumor that she sleeps with married men. Then we see a clip of Heavenly saying, she's at the club but ask naked. And I'm not the one saying she sleeps with married men,

something along those lines. So, Heavenly says, well, it's out there. You know, that's out there. So, what are you gonna do? And then he was like, tell me who it is. And the cameras are like, cameras are like far away, like across the room. Like, hi, I'm out.

Yeah, the camera guy's like, oh, we're gonna go to the bathroom. We're gonna, hey, the sharkies have a bathroom. Okay, we're gonna be in the bathroom. Don't worry, nobody's listening to your microphones. We're just gonna put our cameras right here. They're aimed at you, but we're totally not on. Don't worry.

So Nila's like, who's the fucking guy? And Heavenly goes, well, you better not say anything. So she gives some sort of name. And Nila's like, I don't know who that is. And then, and basically they're like, wow, but they like talk about it and like, oh my God, I don't know who that is. And then, and basically they're like, wow, but they like talk about it and like, oh my God, I can't believe it. And then the producers were like,

so who is this person? And I was like, I don't know nothing about it. Uh-uh, don't know nothing about it. Yeah, she's like, I didn't say anything about anything what. And then Heavenly tells the Nila that whoever this is. Her name was like, start out or whatever, but she's like, she's talking,

she's telling everybody about it. Don't, don't, don't. So then we got a contested office and she's got a football star in there in the X football player who's like big and hot. And it's just like a doctor scene. It's like, so, you know, let's talk about brain damage. He's like, well, first of all, maybe a short list for America. There you know, let's talk about brain damage.

He's like, well, first let me be short list for America. There you go, everyone. I was like, thank you very much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was all too, I of course looks him up on Instagram and like every photo is him being short list and he's got like a noxious pose where he's like, look at like my ex girlfriend.

And so he did like a meme with his like wife or girlfriend where he's like, look, I just showed my girlfriend, my wife, what my ex looked like and she looks at it and she laughs and she's like, I was like, okay, you guys are obnoxious, got it? I love that wacky couple TikTok thing that's been going on for the past few years

where they're like, my my husband look at how dumb my Husband is I put glue on the refrigerator handle let's see how he reacts and he's like hello honey I'm home can't wait to open the refrigerator to see if there's a beer and so what is this on my hand? Oh my god There's glue and then they both like fake laugh Oh my God, there's glue. And then they both fake laugh. Ha ha ha ha. And they're everyone thinks that they're dick man dyke for crying out loud.

Just to just tripping over Ottomans. But. I think Apple. Yeah, no, these were definitely like, we are a fit couple. We exercise together. It's like one of those awful couples who are both like really hot, but they're awful. So anyway.

Have fun with your protein farts. So then we go over to Anila's house and Anila has just lost Miss Gomez. That was my favorite part of this whole season was with my Pinto beans. I know. I definitely got like a little choked up when Miss Gomez left, only because Ariana was just like sobbing and in Nila's arms. I was like, oh, that is so sad. Misco mess could not have booked it out there any faster. The kids are crying and she's like, doesn't even, she doesn't even wave.

She's like, by getting out of this hellhole. God, the wave's not last. Yeah, she was running the hell out of there. The only surprise was that she didn't have a little button in her card that she pressed and the whole house explodes as she rides away. She was ready to go. So, but now, and Nila has to actually take care of her kids. And so, you know, her son is crying. And the daughter is taking pictures of him crying. Yeah, I thought that was so interesting. Like she's picking up, she like picks up her, I thought that was so interesting. She was picking up, she picks up a veer, and she's holding it bouncing in a little bit,

and then Ariana's taking photos of them, and I was like, how pardon me, was this some weird thing where she told her daughter, hey, take pictures of this because it's gonna go my blog and how to mommy. I wasn't sure, but Ariana was taking lots of photos. It was hilarious. So, I was like, I'm hungry.

And she's like, I'm trying to handle my life after Miss Gomez leaving, but it is exhausting. Okay, here's what I do. I get them up in the morning. I got them dressed, and we see a clip of him like getting peepee on her. And she's like, you pee on me. And then I feed them, and I drive them to school,

and they go to different schools. So I drive them to school and they go to different schools. So I drive them to two different schools. And then between there, like I try to do some laundry or some blogging, but then I pick them up and then I do their homework with them and then they have dinner. It's a full day. I'm like, so you're a mom. So you're a parent. Like, it's great. I agree that that is hard. I am not, well, I am not gonna take that away from you, but also it doesn't sound like it's any harder than, like it sounds like a normal day.

It sounds like a normal day. Yeah. Also, here's a way to save some time. After kids take the bus, okay? I mean, am I crazy? Am I speaking? Am I doing the standard like, Ben is talking with non-child privilege right now,

but like, I have to do that. I have to do the right part, I about to skin off my lip because we're talking about parenting. So I'm like, just stay back, because whenever you're under discussion about parenting, it's usually with other parents, right? When they're like, oh my God,

it's so hard being a parent. And I'm like, you know what? The best thing to do is to bite my lip and just sit back. Cause I think you say, we'll be right. If'm like, you know what, the best thing to do is to bite my lip and just sit back. Because you know what I think you say will be right. If you say, you're at the most such a good job. There's got to be a nice, just being condescending like that when you don't have to deal with this.

I know, I understand. I'm walking into the lion's den by daring to have an opinion about maybe send your kids on the bus and save yourself a little bit of time. And I know somebody will be like, well, you don't understand it because the bus is so good, I understand it. But you know what, I'm gonna allow myself to have a hot take.

Cause let me tell you something, you know who has the most hot takes in the entire world? Parents, okay. Okay. Parents have a lot of hot takes about a lot of things and we have to be really nice, okay? I guess what?

I'm doing a non parental hot take, which is, I don't know, take a bus. Well, I'm doing the hot take of somebody who pays property taxes. How about that? Okay. And when you see those property taxes in New York, what the fuck is this? And people are like, that's schools. And then you go to the schools and they're built like palaces and have like reclining movie theater seats in their top of the line Broadway theater. Okay, yes, I do look that down. I say, I'm paying for you to take the bus. So, send your child to the bus. I don't wanna hear you bitch about it.

I am paying for that bus. I don't wanna see an empty seat on that bus. And there's an empty seat on that bus. We are going to rent it out to Uber, okay? And it'll be like picking up the kids and then people who are like drunk and have to get to places. I don't know. Why is that Shelby bald person sitting in the parking lot?

I'm like, I pay for this parking lot. I'm getting some sun. Like I'll work mine out. I know. How about we just like if the parents just keep taking the kids to school, then how about we, then how about we, how about we earn some money back for the school district by leasing out those buses for postmates. So whatever seat does not take and gets a burrito.

But also I live right by a school. I live down the street from school. You learn the times that you can come home. It's like you can't just go to home goods. You have to plan your home goods around the time that the school is letting out because the parents line up, like they start lining up really early to get their kids, because they wanna be first in line. I guess that's like a parent thing. You'd rather be there first.

You could be like, oh my God, I care the most about my kid. So you get first in line, but then the line goes all the way down the street and you have to sit there in school, like school line, you know? And so I get very upset every time because I'm like you privileged fucks every one of you. There's a bus.

I put your kid on the bus. Listen, the bus is fun. Not for me. Listen, I got my hair pulled once by a girl named Charlotte, but you know what? It made me who I am today. This no one already needs to hear about half of this recap. You don't even want to get me started on the bus. It's torture. It's a police playground. Fuck people on the bus. Still though, I pay for it. So don't make me wait. Yeah, but still like your cats. Okay.

You know what though? The bus can be challenging, but it also can be fine. It's like actually, I would say actually most of the time the bus is fine. And you know, just it's more like if you're going to say, it's so hard for me, then like there is a resource for you that you can use. Now that's okay. I'm just going to tax, just going to tax grab it to raise your kid. That's what I say. Just call a tax grab it. Post, have a postmates drop them off at a Wendy's that's close to the school.

Or carpool. like carpool. Don't you have any other friends? All right, I'm sick of talking about parenting. I know. Now I'm getting myself into it. I feel like my initial hot take was pretty good, but I think the more I now like explore it, the more I am going to get myself truly in trouble. Because I'm like, guys, how about we just like give up on education?

Okay? How about kids work? Kids start working at four. Let's go back to the days when kids farmed. Yeah, we should raise our children on video games. So Anila is like, come on guys, let me call my mom. Give me a break so she calls her mom.

And she's like, mom, I'm not doing good. And her mom's like, why? What's wrong? She's like, mom, I'm not doing good. And her mom's like, why? What's wrong? She's like, having kids. How did you do this, mom? How? She goes, where are we good kids?

And my angel goes, oh, oh, no, your kids are very, very good. Come here to you. You're a disaster. So, I'm, Neil is talking about how she's just scared to have a new person at home and, you know, the typical and very valid concerns about hiring a new nanny, et cetera. And she says that Ms. Gomez was more than just a nanny. She was like a grandmother, a grandmother who loved her grandchildren, but despised her

own children and had to get the hell away. So then we go to Halloween. Um, Anila is on the back of a truck with her kids, which you know, childhood, I get another option to get to school. Exactly. Yeah, that's the El Paso bus right there. That's like my neighbor hit bus. Get on the back of the truck.

Ha ha ha. Fine, you know, listen, when it's not Halloween, those hay rides they need to drive something around. So how about school kids? Then we go to heavenly and daddy, and he's like, Hey, buddy.

Ha ha. So now at this point, I am believing that heavenly realizes she was angry at the woman for how they confronted her, but I think she's starting to realize that what she has been doing has been crossing some lines, and the reason why I say this is because she's now finally telling Daddy, and she is in the highest, squeaky, most guilty voice. Like she's trying to do this like, like, aim shots. She's like, she's like, Hey, daddy, who's who, did I tell you? What happened to the other my daddy?

It's like, okay, you're guilty. Yeah, she is. She is doing that little kid guilty thing. She's like, Smann and Cecilia having a hobbling party, baby. Now they won't put my ass too bad with you, they're, baby. She's pounding and he's like,

what's up, buddy? I don't tell you what up on the other 990. What is it buddy? Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no him. Tessa, she had this whole nervous print down to it and we were such good friends and daddy. Look, remember when we went to a birthday party? Are you trying to drum up it? What has happened to you? It's like beaker. I know it's usually just when she enters the room, but she's trying to pull off a whole scene in that voice. It's hilarious. And she's got a picture from a photo booth to prove that she was really close with Kintessa. She's like, remember that is the carnival party? And she's saying, I was really close with Kintasa. You know, we went, she was one of my best friends. We went on trips together.

We went to movies together. And she's like, you know, Damon, we may say stuff about each other. I remember, twist said that my house was dirty and rankety. It was mean, but I got over it and it's kind of funny, right, daddy? And he's like, buddy, you're a leader in this group, buddy. And I don't know if the women can see that, but even if you disagree, you're a leader. And if you say things in these videos, you have to think, I can't take any of that stuff back. And she just blinks like, wait a minute, does nothing answer

I'm going for? And so, so daddy is like, you can't determine what people should be upset about. You're like, oh, look at daddy, bringing like, you know, he's like bringing the common sense and then he goes, all women need to realize your strength is not your aggressiveness. Being meek and soft, that works. Oh, God, I almost made it through a whole scene with that same fuck you, Daddy. Almost, almost, you almost had me. Be meek and soft soft because men are aggressive So that doesn't work to give it back to us. So you we shouldn't change you should change be soft

It's like why are you talking about men and women? I'm talking about contestant He's like sorry. I got carried away with my unasked for husbandly advice. Yeah, I just thought it would be a great opportunity with my unasked for husbandly advice. I just thought it would be a great opportunity to be regressive. So she's like, well, speaking of going back in time, here's your costume to be Pharaoh. And he's like, oh, but it's a leotard. He's like, oh, leotard.

It's like, oh, God forbid daddy. God forbid daddy wears a man. Yeah. Oh, the man will be rich. He's a rich. Yeah. So she's like, I'm going to go change. Do you not come at the bathroom? He's like, I'm going in the bathroom. You look beautiful, me naked, buddy. So then we go to a Nila scare fest Halloween party. It it's Simone's, uh, Scarifest Halloween party. Simone's Scarifest Halloween party. Yeah, uh, it's like a the big warehouse.

They've invited like 25 people at this giant warehouse. So they arrive. Cecil is one of the guys from Money Heist and Simone is dressed up as an old rich bitch. Yeah, she's like, we have not gotten together for Halloween since Toya's rental house. Could it be more specific? I know. I was like, that's a lot of options there. But according to Simone, I don't believe this. I feel like they've had other Halloween parties. I think they really, it's hard to tell because a lot of caution parties. But then this show, it was like 2014 was the party,

the Halloween party where the ambulance was in the front yard. I guess I was like, no mad MD. I'm like, damn, it was that already eight years ago. That is bonkers. Time for really flies. I know, right. So Toya and Eugene come as Jay-Z and Beyonce and Eugene's like, yeah, well, we did this because they're

like a power couple and you know, they're billionaires. I'm sure it's like, well, what come a close to that? You know, I just got to keep flipping those houses. What was that? What's she's going at now? Flipping the houses. Leave it up to Tori to make a Viction notice. It sound like, you know, she wanted cards.

Yeah. So then Scott shows up as Boo Hamid Ali and he's there with his sister, Bernice because he's told everyone that Contest is out of town but he's telling his sister, because Bernice is like, where's Contest? And he goes, oh, she's a home studying for a test. And he's like, oh shit, because he realizes he's set it on camera

and they're totally gonna use it and get her in trouble. And that's exactly what happens. Yeah, but that's what she wants, right? She wants everyone to be like, where's Contessa? Contessa? So she could say, I didn't go because of heavenly, but nobody cares because it's like Contessa's gone, you know? Yeah. So then Curtis is a pirate, which I really think would have worked better with the PT cruiser. I have to say. Yeah, well, you know, maybe that's what the P stands for. Pirate cruiser.

I thought he actually looked good in a pirate, you know, for me, I feel like oddly enough, pirate is kind of his fashion, like, I feel like that's the best fashion he's ever worn, was dressed like a pirate. Well, he does wear those print shirts a lot. He's always wearing like the back, the backdrop of a pirate film. That's always a sort of like man, he was in big and tall, like clearance sale shirt. So a you haul drives up. And the you all start honking, honking, honking.

Well, don't, by the way, don't forget that quad showed up as quondro woman. Okay, go on. Oh, she did. Quantum woman. Yeah. Quad quad quadro woman, quadro woman. So they're honking and in the list like, can we get everybody out here? We're the Saja movers and we're here to help you. Oh,

and Dr. Kieran's like, and move quick, because you never know when you're gonna move again. So, I mean, I thought this was kind of funny personally. I think it was, I thought it was shady and funny and like honestly, Eugene and Toya move literally every nine months. So, I was down for it. Well, I think if they were friends, but they hate each other.

So she's like doing a big fuck you to toy at this party. So she starts screaming like, come out here. We're looking for the Harris family, the Harris family. Come out here. So, Toy is like, why are you so concerned with my life? You know, Toy and her un and her other laugh where she is. And the husband's like, what's his name Karen? Is like, well, when you have three moves in one calendar year, that's when we show up.

Yeah. I mean, they are being, they are, I think it was a funny costume, but they are being dicks about it at the same time. They're definitely trying to do the puzzles same time, they're assholes. They're definitely trying to like, like, passels. They're, they're till assholes. But for some reason, I'm just not on Eugene and Toya's side about this because I just feel like, I don't know,

I feel like Toya has done so many obnoxious things in the past. And I think she's mad because someone kind of got the best of her on this one, you know? Like, a Nila kind of, a Nila won the point on this one, you know, like, and you know, like kind of, and you know, like, well, and you'll have won the point on that one. So, like, so, Toia, of course, Toia and Eugene are like really angry, you know?

And Eugene is like, this is absolutely juvenile. Actually, it's asinine is the word, it's asinine. No, my ass is fine. No, it's asinine, it's a word, Toia. What a kind of drug. Nice. So, Toia is like, you know, it's cobbacle that I bought this girl's mind. I've limited this girl's head for free. And

then he was like, it's a fun girl ride. It's all fun. And Toya is like, wait, so did you get your name and graved on your shirts? Must've hurt. Did it hurt? And then Eugene is like, I mean, if you got a dress at an outfit because of just one couple in a party, a good for you. And Dr. Curen goes, oh, I think we need that label

fragile, fragile. And Tory is like, yeah, I mean, I'm like, you guys got your David Graved. It's engraved. Like, she's really upset about their names being on the shirt. Yeah, she's trying to make them be like, wow, so pathetic that you went to this length to try to humiliate us.

Like, well, it's kind of working though because you guys are acting very humiliated at the moment. So they're like, it's funny. And they're not amused right now. So daddy's like, remind remind me never to make you guys mad and then he looks like we will fuck you up please be meeker please be meeker so throughout the party there's roller skating and carries air of course carries the woman who dresses like she can be 80 and she will still dress as

sexy nurse always you don't understand when I first met Duncan I was very sexy nurse. So Carrie's like you're not really mad at her are you toy and she's like I am I am mad. So then the guys are sitting around and it's really awkward and she's like well I'm not trying to start things up but I thought that you all was funny. Was it funny? Curtis is like, well, if Anila and Toya were in a good space, that would have been extra funny.

But now it's just maybe kind of funny. And Eugene's like, I didn't think that the joke was funny from the beginning. There would have been no space with it. There's no space where that would have been funny. So he tells, he tells, uh, Kirin, like, listen, I know they had a problem last year, but we didn't have a problem. And he's like, we still don't have a problem. And he goes, Oh, yeah, we got a problem now, okay? And the women do this.

They fight like this. We don't do this to each other. That is like, because they're aggressive and they need to be meek and soft. So Eugene is like, yeah, I don't think I don't find the joke funny. And I think it's fucked up that a man would do that to another guy. I'm like, bro, I'm sorry. Like yeah, there may have been some past regression about it, but you guys move every two seconds.

Sorry. Like someone was bound to give you shit about it at some point. Yeah. I think it's bad because everybody knows that they moved because of financial reasons, okay? They've been off-wimmed where they can chew and they're trying to play it off like to say face, which I get. So I think it's like extra, an extra stab in the gut when people are like, ah, you're

broke. Well, but they, like, it would be a stab in the gut if it's like yes, but they also are like dishonest. They're like they're saying like, oh no, it's not because of this or that. It's like, okay, well, if you're going to be dishonest, like someone's going to make a joke at your expense, it's just going to happen. Well, they did. That's for sure.

And so Karen's like, yeah, he's mad at me for getting into women's drama, but the only one causing drama amongst the guys is you. And Karen's like constantly surprised face. You know, I browse all the way up and his eyes poking out with his homer Simpson eyes. He's like, his face is one causing problems is you. His face is always like, he just got the wrong order from Postmates. He's like, that school bus just dropped off the wrong order for me. Look at this.

It's what the Chinese food. I think Alan Wienenza perfect holiday for him because he always looks like someone just went So Karen's like look it was just a joke about how you guys moved and he's like, oh really? Well, everybody's fucking moved and if you think that's funny, then I'm out of here So Karen's like you can't be so sensitive, man. So Eugene walks away and sees those like, wow, I've never seen Eugene this hot before, wow. So, Aneela's like, but then Aneela, she kind of messes up her own logic because she says,

you're not even my friend, Toya. So stop acting like we're friends. Like, well, if you're not her friend, then this is an asshole joke. If you're admitting that it's not friendly, joking. Right, yeah, she's being an asshole, but Toya is coming at it. Why would you do this to a friend?

Why would you do this to someone that, I mean, we're friends, aren't we? And she's like, no. Why haven't been nice to be forever? Why are you acting like we're friends? So then Eugene comes over and he's like, we're leaving. Jay Z and Beyonce are leaving. And Quads like, they're on there on the run tour. On the run tour, honey. So then Eugene, then they decide they're gonna stay, but they're gonna stay at a table

and they're not gonna leave from that table. So now it's just like partying and then Simone gets on a mic, which is funny because there's like 20 people there and she's like, I want to thank everyone. It's like such an empty room. You just hear the, yeah, the way it's bouncing off all the walls. You thanks everyone and, and Curens like, and he was like, I think we were the life of the party. And Curens says, yeah, otherwise,

the party was a little DOA. And she goes, dad asks. And he goes, note, dad on the rival, honey. And she goes, okay, we'll take your word for it, man. So, Heavenly pulls Quad aside and apologizes. She's like, you know, I just highly unapologized. Now it's wrong, wrong, wrong. And it wasn't a joke, but it wasn't a funny joke. I do not think you sleep with married man, which is hilarious. She's doing, I mean, Heavenly is so wrong. Why doesn't she say, I don't think you sleep with married men, but there is

somebody out there saying that you do. And I should know. And this is who it is. You know? But of course, it's happening. So she's like, well, I'm not going to apologize to everyone because most of that stuff was true that I said. So then the producer asked her, so can you explain why you're apologizing to quad while also telekiddila that the rumors about quad are true. And she's like, I know, I know that Quad was a new rumor. She's like, she's like, you're motherfucking lying. I never said that. I never said that. I never said that. And they show the footage again of her being like, so this is the married man that she slept with.

So well, to be fair, she did, she was telling Amila this girl is saying this stuff. This is you saying this stuff She didn't really say it's true right? Yeah, but she's acting like she didn't even burst the topic so right so Quad is you know saying listen, you know, we're supposed to be friends So when you go publicly and say this stuff It's like you're putting a stamp of approval on all of these rumors, right? And so she's quite tells us, I'm talking to you directly, heavenly. Next time something comes out of your mouth and it's disrespectful towards me, I am going to forego

our relationship. Forego, our fresh. I just love what Gladius throws in like an overly formal word. Like that one season where she said transpired every sentence. I will no longer transpire in our friendship. So then the guys go to the always loved act throwing trope house that they do on these shows. It's time for some X throwing on Bravo, guys. I feel bad for the random person who's not part of the cast, but who just happened to be at the X place, who was just there.

And they just show this random guy throw an X at the wall and just falls off the wall. I was like, man, they're like, look at this loser, not even a cast member, and still can't even hit the X on the wall. Ugh. So the guys are getting together to make it okay not even a cast member, and still can't even hit the axe on the wall. So the guys are getting together to make it okay with Eugene and Kieran. And before Kieran gets there, Eugene's like, well, I must have looked like a fool because I had on a wig, but it's true.

That's women's work. Not the man. Man or not petty like that because women Like men are not petty like that. Well, why don't you go see what's why are we in it? Why is there a war in Ukraine right now? Okay, so Anyway, like a sudden geopolitical commentary So but the point is that I just, no, I just hate it so much with people like, man aren't emotional, women are.

Meanwhile, you've got like, like the reason why we got into almost every war in the world is because of men being fucking emotional. So, right. Anywho, so then they're ordering beers, they're all ordering IPAs and Scott's like, what's an IPA? And then they're like, oh, he doesn't know what an IPA is. So then, um, uh, and by the way, his life is better

for it if you ask me, that's my IPA commentary now. Wow. I hate IPAs. Um, uh, yeah, I don't drink beer, sandwich and glass. So Cecil's like, now initially I thought it was funny, but then I guess I got your perspective when you were mad about it and if a friend says you hurt me then a real friend says I'm sorry about that and he's like okay well if he came to apologize then fine but if he doesn't apologize and then don't don't don't don't care and comes in and by the way I have to point out that, um, both Cecil and Simone pronounce his name, Karen, which is so funny. They're like, and then Karen said, and then Karen had the nerve. So, um, so Karen walks in and Eugene's giving him a total stank face.

Like, hmm, you dressed up like a mover. And so, uh, everyone's sound and it's awkward. And Eugene is like, I was very disappointed to see myself being put up as the butt of a joke. Fine, if America wants to do it, that's one thing. But for you, that's different. And I feel very offended because I never said nothing to you in a mean kind of way. And so, Kiran's like, when it comes to doing the costume, the fact that it bothers you and bothers Toya, I'm sorry about that, but I still think it's fucking funny. It's funny.

It's funny. Now listen, I think it's funny, but if I have a friend, if I have made a joke and it doesn't lay on my friend, my friend is upset, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just say sorry to my friend and just move forward. So you jeans like, okay, so now you're doubling down. And he's like, I'm not doubling down on shit. And I won't say more jokes then, okay? I'll be the doughless motherfucker here then fine. And you Jean goes, call me a motherfucker one more time. Oh my god. Oh, Jean, you did not call you a motherfucker. Okay. Listen, you're married to Toria. Don't be a Toria.

Don't be a Toria. You know what I mean? Come on. So we're going to see how it all resolves next. I'm sure it'll be fine It'll be one of those things where daddy will say guys We're men. We're not going to be like the women right now. Let's just shake hands. They'll shake hands It'll be like women God. They could be they need to be soft It'll be over. Yeah, this will definitely resolve and a women can't they just be better That's it Yeah, this will definitely resolve and a women. Can't they just be better? No, but yeah, I be a. That's it. There you have it, marriage and medicine. Well, everybody, thank you,

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