Watch What Crappens - #1860 House of the Dragon: Burning Love

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

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Hi, man. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. Welcome, everybody, to the show. Today is half of the dragon of the, because you're here, okay? Find us on our Winter's Crapening feed over on iTunes. Subscribe there.

The episodes come out earlier there than they do on the Crapens feed. Also, if you're just listening to Winter's Crapening' vice versa, go over subscribe to winter's crappin' you know, we make game of thrones more like housewives, but we also make housewives more like game of thrones. Oh, look at that, that's a great angle. That's a great angle for it. I love that, yeah. So here we are today, this is episode six of season one. Wow. What a depressing fucking show.

You know, anytime somebody is pregnant on this show, run, run, don't stop getting pregnant on this show. Stop. Try, pray and spray, spray and pray. Okay. You need to try some good Vandipov rules. Shit on this show. Spray and pray. You don't need 30 children everybody yeah the guys that run the show have some sort of fetish about like pregnancy trauma it's almost like they've just found out that pregnancy before like you know modern age was like fraught with pain and devastation and they're like let's show everyone because no one realizes this is like we get it we get it like we've heard the tales like Like pregnancy continues to the state to not be a particularly easy process

even with modern medicine and stuff. Like, do we need, like, and do we have to like really like have these extremely visceral pregnant moments right to begin every episode now? It feels like. I really wanna show us how it was in this fictional time. Okay, Ben?

Okay. And it's kind of, you know, reality stuff like that that is worrisome, but it's also the aging on the show's worrisome because it is also copying things from real life. I feel like they look at Facebook and they're like, okay, everybody's going to age except the hot guy who's just going to stay 25 forever, I guess. Like what the hell?

How about fair, but it's also not unrealistic. I see a lot of people online saying that's so hot guy who's just gonna stay 25 forever, I guess. What the hell, how about that fair? But it's also not unrealistic. I see a lot of people online saying, that's so unrealistic, it's really not. I mean, look up the hot guy in your high school. He's still fucking hot, okay? And the rest of us, you know, look like we ate the cast of, I don't know, I was gonna say something rude or,

but then I was like, do I really wanna be mean to Delta Burke? But you know. I was going to say something rooter, but then I was like, do I really want to be mean to Delta Burke? But you know, never. Never. Yeah, I agree. I think you're specifically talking about Kristen, Kristen Cole, who looks relatively the same, except he'd like, he basically went from like a Countess Luan, season 10 or 11 haircut to a season two haircut. He basically shortened up his little bob. And it's like, look, he's older. He has his hair is a little bit shorter. I mean, why didn't they just give him a full

like middle-aged man haircut at that point? Or why didn't they do the thing where he's like, well, I've lost it all, I'm just gonna shave my head. You know, like, I don't understand why he's not doing that. Well, you can tell when people just shave their head for fun. It's really unfair. You know, like when people shave their hair to be bald

because they're balding and people shave it just for fun because they're like, I've got a full head of hair but I like the look. You can tell a difference because you can still see all the growth on the hair so I don't think that would work. But still, I'm actually for them not recasting them because like I said, it does make sense.

And it's always guys on Facebook who you're like, oh, what was I gonna say? I started thinking always guys on Facebook who you're like, oh, what was I gonna say? I started thinking about guys on Facebook and the last average. Yeah, they need to give him some sort of prosthetic fillers or something like that. Something where it's like, he still looks young, but if you look closely, you see,

there's been some maintenance and they're, you just look the same. I mean, they could have at least put him in a wig where he has the same haircut that's receded a little bit. Like, I just feel like there's so many ways they could have just subtly indicated in his forties, maybe given some readers. That would have been great if he had had just little readers. He was like, go hit harder, hit harder.

What was that? Well, am I looking at it? I can't see anymore. My eyes are just not as good as they used to be. Oh, yeah. But I think most of the aging was kind of realistic because it's shocking, right? It's like shocking coming into a show

where they've changed 10 years and suddenly everybody's different and you have to get used to it again. It's like when you're on the Facebook, speaking of talking like a 40 year old with your own there and it's like 10 years ago today and it shows you and you're like some skinny guy in a grocery store with a little puppy.

It's like, how did this happen? You know? So it's the same kind of jarring stuff I was getting from this episode. Basically, it made me think about Facebook. Can you tell? That's all I can compare to this. Yeah, clearly.

It's like Facebook and memory. So I'm like, how did this happen? And of course, I'm picturing myself as the king because no one tells a king the truth No one's like you look like shit dude shave your head. They're like no just keep growing your hair long looks great I know they turned the king into like shabby Joe Biden and then meanwhile Allison He looks like the potato project. You know the potato thing you had to do at school Where you put a potato in water and then a couple of vines grow out of it?

That's what the king looks like. Now you turn the king into a potato. He's like a very unkempt version of the bad guy from Ghostbusters 2. He just came out of a painting. But then like, then Allison turns into Susan Sarandon for no unexplained reason. And then I think that actually Reneira, like her, her, like her changeover was pretty strong. L or like, like, Lane or looks completely different. Like it's, it's a, it's a, it looks younger than the last Lane. How are you going to cast an old man as the last Lane or to look young? And now you're casting a young person to look older? I'm like, did they have, like, could they have, did they, can't they see these guys look

100% different? One does not look like an older version of the other one. It's like two completely different looking actors. I was like, what is happening here? And I feel like Allison could have carried on and become the older Allison. I feel like she could have. Because this new girl's not old, that old anyway.

She's a lady from Bates Motel. I couldn't remember what you talked about the preview But I watched Bates Motel and she was Norman's little friend and all I have to say about that fast forward at 30 seconds So nobody gets mad at me snitches get stitches Hey, I'm watching you. I remember you from your last show. I also think Some time could have been put into working with the actors to make sure they have consistent British accents. I think that would have helped because like one is like, hello, I'm Maniera and then she's like, and she's like, hello, I'm like, I'm like, wait a second, your accent just changed

regions. Did you spend time on a different channel? But you know what? I think that that's a thing with accents. They're not really consistent because I want to see that Harry Styles movie this weekend and I was like, is that accent fake? And I think it's because I do so many terrible fake accents. And I'm like, is this fake? Because I'm used to my fake accent. So his real one. I'm like, that's not even consistent. Why are you British in this scene?

Or are you not, sir? Are we talking to you today? Yeah, it's really, it is difficult to maintain those accents. I don't know, but by and large, I was happy. I actually feel like the new actresses, as much as I like the older ones, it's a weird like inverted pun, even though the older ones were the younger ones. The new ones, the new actresses, I think, are, they're really good. I was like, oh, they're great. I was like, I'm like, you the actors on Game of Thrones.

I know, but I'd like to do young ones, but then when you have proper actors and they're like, people who have probably more experience, like, oh, this comes to life much more now. It really does. By the way, also. We're not of Ray Ray's eyes real quick. It's like, Jesus, 10 years has not been fun for you.

Oh, she's had to. I mean, Ray Ray would have real quick. It's like, Jesus, 10 years has not been fun for you. She's had to have Ray Ray, it like had fun being a little bitchy. You know, this one's like, well, of course it opens with her having a baby on the ground and then having to walk up five flights of stairs. I know. She's had to have three like dorky kids

and then like, and then she has to be afraid. They're gonna get us out soon. They'll never do this. And she's like, she's stuck here. I'm such a guy. You know what, you need to smob more honey. Like really? You're telling Gray right to smob more.

Look at her life. You piece of shit, Ronnie. I know. She's stuck there with her dad who has body parts falling off of him. Her stepmom who's like a total cut piss. And Kristen Cole, who is like slinking around, Kristen Cole, who is not a friend of the gaze.

Okay, he murdered for Lane or his side piece there. Like, she's miserable and they don't even have like good, they don't even have good cell reception in that castle. So she has nothing to do. Oh, by the way, I remembered what I was gonna say about those guys on Facebook. The guys who always, the hot guys from high school who still look at, they're all named something like

Kristen Cole. That's what I was gonna say. Cause it isn't his name like a snotty hot kids name from school, like the only one that get away with being named like Kristen Cole. You know, we're like, hell Harvey. Yeah, yeah, he would, he like play a soccer, but somehow also lands the lead in the school musical

just cause he looks good and the, and the theater director is like, we need someone who looks good. But as far as the gay guy getting killed, I feel I was robbed of that. I wasn't dating him. I didn't particularly even like him, to be honest. I thought he was a little shithead, but I got robbed of him turning into a sweater gait

because you know when a couple's not together that long in the gait community, they become kind of sweater gaits. And they're like, hey, let's look at land-end catalogs together. And every time you see them, they pretend that you didn't know that they went to orgies through their 20s.

They're like, how long they give you really judgy looks? Yeah, they can move up to like, you know, into the Hudson Valley, and they can like, get like goats and selchies or chasnely. That's what I was looking for that toward that arc in Kristen Rune, to Kristen who fails upwards and now is guarding for the queen. So fuck him, fuck him.

We were stolen from us that what gay couples long-term look like in the Game of Thrones world. We were robbed of our sweater gays in the Game of Thrones time period. So thanks a lot, Jerk. We were robbed of seeing two older gays in Game of Thrones and the West and West Aros gays who sit around the red keep and be like, oh, I'm so glad.

I no longer have to go to a pillow house. Can you imagine it was a time I just enjoyed going there? Yeah. All right, let's get to it. So it opens with this. Squish, squish, squish. A lot of squishing this episode. Like the squish, very squish forward.

Yeah, they have like a new intern over at HBO who's just always going. I know. Now I can know what, we're gonna work that sound into the entire episode of the time change episode of House of the Dragon. Hey, can we get Paul over here? We got another Squish scene, Paul.

Okay, here's the mic. Paul, do your thing. Yeah, it does. And this is a very 80s. Like what tricks it's about sex. It's childbirth. Yeah, because we see older Ray now and she's like sweating and like see the nurse made is like just push push a little bit more just a little bit more like Sue she knows what she has to do this is her third one okay she's like just let her do her thing. Yeah, set up Sue back off you're not Sue's like I'm a coach I'm a midwife in the coach. She's like you too. You'll push to people and paying a lot okay that's like a It's like YouTube. You don't push to people and paying a lot, okay? That's like a certain kind of controlling

that I don't even wanna get into right now, Sue. Okay? Yeah, Sue. As a non-doctor, I'm gonna diagnose you with some kind of personality disorder that you need help with. Who does that? Push, push, push!

We know, we know, okay. How about, Sue, why don't you push the limits of your wardrobe with your stupid hat okay I know that's mean because she was forced to wear that it's not really fair to make her make five-year-old uniform nice uniform hot dog on a stick loser I had to wear it and to see though she keeps her job. She looks like the same isn't that the same nurse made from like years ago. I mean, she's not leaving, okay? I think Sue is actually the actress who plays Sue is like signed with Hollywood's only like nurse made agency that just book her for nurse made roles on various productions.

Like she's probably on Lord the Rings right now also like, does anyone have a baby that needs to be pushed out here. Largs your lady, large rosy cheat ladies who look good in bonnets and bouncing babies up and down please call us. And then she's also the subject of so many like Twitter clickbait articles that's like you'll never believe what Sue looks like in real life. And she's just like, Anna Cornicova or something on the red carpet. And I love those. I love those ads. I click on them every time. Don't you? Look what happened to teeny others. I'm like, you'll never believe what Mrs. Padmore looks like in a bathing suit. I was like, I need to see it. I think she's like,

the radiance. So she's yelling push. And I'm really dumb. I mean, I guess you all know that already. But I was like, oh my God, blonde lady giving birth. I get literally took me a couple of minutes to realize it was Ray Ray. And that's like, oh my God, it's Ray Ray. And she's giving birth. And and then of course, fucking Sue, here goes Sue, here's another brilliant one by Sue. It's the head, yes Sue. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Fucking hope so. They're like the younger seas are just like, we cannot wait for her to retire. She just, she just says the most obvious thing for all times. And Sue, you know, trying not to be too pushy with the gossip, like, does it have pomade in his hair? Does it have pomade?

Because we're all wondering what happened. It's Kristen end up making up with Ray Ray and impregnating her. And they're like, it's a boy princess. And they say, praise the mother. Kicking me like a goat. I'm looking at that kid. Like is it looking around for a gay person to punch? I know.

Yeah. At this point, we're like, well, we don't know who is having sex. I not even thought that it was a situation where Lainar was like, okay, let me get like a little drunk, not too drunk, of course, but a little drunk, so I can like just take care of the situation. As many gays have done in the past with their beard ladies, but no, Lainar is not, Lainar won't. It's not even going to imagine his way into this, okay? I know.

Lainar just goes to the local stadium and he just has a reverse boner. He's like, uh, I'm literally surrounded in the vagina right now. So she cries and kisses her baby. And then of course the like girl nurse, like the younger nurse comes in and she's like, princess, the queen has requested the child be brought to her immediately. And she's like, why? And I was like, oh my God. The sea has to be nice to Sue, because newslett never leaving. So you know she's just abusive towards this young nurse.

Yeah. Yeah. And so Ray is like, I'm not going to let this child be brought up to the queen alone. And in my mind, when I was watching it, I was like, oh, because the Queen's going to try to kill the child or something. Maybe there was other issues just, like, just in general, but it was also like such a... It's a control move, right? It's a power move by the Queen, right?

To be like, I get to look at it first, you know? Take it right out of the mother's arms and remind it. Did you ask? Outcharge. Yeah, again, and Allison, again, has never apologized for the fact that she went behind her best friends back and got married, or dead. So I just want to put that out there for people in Lesteros who may be very pro-queen. Okay, let's not forget that.

Hey, Sue, do you have anything obvious to point out? You should be in bed, Princess. Yes, Sue. Thanks. Hey, Sue, how about over the past nine months, you could have taken one of your beds but some wheels on it. That way you could like card her up somewhere.

Could someone build a wheelchair for this in this in this in this Godforsaken Westeros? You guys have dragons but no wheelchairs, okay? Help her princess out. I mean, you guys have cardboard down to you or something and they don't have cardboard, I know that. But like you have a whip plank or something, they don't have cardboard. I know that. But like you have a wind plank or something, just have her sit on it and try some ropes to

it and pull her up the stairs. What are you worried about? The forest? There's stone. Literally get six people to carry her just like anyone. I mean, you guys are you guys are servants. She's royalty. Why is not everyone just holding your princess?

Like why why why are you making her walk like this? Okay, so she does and she's gonna get dressed first and you got a love right right? Because she's like, uh fine. I'll get dressed which is no easy feat like you can't just put them on my count Like the support girls gonna have to put them on the corset the this the that so she they're putting on her clothes And they're like, wait stop. We have to cut the cord still So she's like halfway. It's like, oh god. We have to cut the cord still. So she was like halfway through. It's like, God, I forgot to cut the cord again. Good, good, good.

I know. I thought it was a circumcision at first. I was like, oh my God. And then I was like, I can't believe they'd be circumcising in Westeros. And then I was like, oh, that's right. This is an umbilical cord. But you know, that's why Sue keeps her job.

She's like, hold on a second. Gotta get the umbilical. Blah, blah, blah. It's just like a tortilla bag. She's just like swinging it around, gets a little rubber band, ties it off, clips it. Like, okay, I got you.

Yeah. Yeah. That's one of those little plastic, one of those little plastic things with a heart cut out in it keeps it close. Yes, and then of course the, the director's like, could someone get a paw back in here?

We can hear some more work. His brain is like, hold on. The afterbirth is Okay. I don't mean raving like raving mad. I mean like a raver gay. What do you call that? Like a circuit party gay. Yeah. Yeah. That's sorry. It's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, what's that? Yeah. Yeah. He basically is like, I just got in from Miami. Circuit party gays are called that because they go from party to party in different cities

and it's like a circuit. I'm saying this because I know my parents are listening and they're probably like, Ben, when you mentioned circuit party gays, what did that mean? I'm just taking care of the conversation. They all go to curve, mom. Okay.

They go from weo to San Francisco, to New York, to Miami, to Barcelona Barcelona to Tel Aviv and back to the Laura's guitar near from real house lots of New Jersey, but instead of rooms in her house, it's like cities to party and the kitchen, the living room. That is right. So yeah, circuit case. So he comes in and he's like, oh, boy, I heard well done. Well done.

Where are you going? Where are you going right now? She's like, I have, I heard well done. Well done. Where are you going? Where are you going right now? She's like, I have to go see the bitch upstairs. He's like, well, come then. Oh, at least take my arm because she's, of course, like, I will do this all on my own. I've just dropped after birth on the floor, had my tortilla tied, tied, and I'm off.

She's like, cheese. He's like, I'll go with you, mainly so I can get some extra steps on my Apple Watch. So, Leonard is like, so, he's like, well, I'll go with you mainly so I can get some extra steps on my Apple watch. So, Lainard is like, so he's like, so was it terribly painful? I'm like, wow, you really, I mean, you really don't know anything about what goes on for women, do you Lainard? I mean, come on now. I know. And he's like, I took a lot through the shoulder once. I'm like, oh, I'm sure you have better examples than that. I know. Sure. You have a superficial injury.

Ray just looks at him like you are such an idiot. Like I was expecting that we were just be like having the best time watching Inaigarten on Saturdays together during Jose and instead I'm giving, I'm having all these babies and you're like, did it hurt? Yeah, he's like, how are we? And he comes right in time to like get the credit for going upstairs and saying, how do the king and queen, you know, but where were you all this time?

You heard the squirting and the sobbing and the screaming, sir, you know, you were down there playing tennis with Carl. I know, Carl. And then then his then he says, I'm glad I'm not a woman. She's like, die. You can die right now. So they're making the long trek to the King's chambers and geez, it takes forever.

Okay, it's a very big house and the King is busy. So there's all these people from all these cities and the lobby like, what are we going to do about, you know, water regulations are lawns, you know, and she has to like slug her way through there. And it's like, she walks down the... And then there's one guy who does basically the equivalent of like a selfie, because you couldn't take selfies back then, so the best you could do is be like, princess, Soleno, it is a privilege to be

among the first to congratulate you if I may be of any service. He basically is like an invisible turning around and holding up a camera to his face and be like, I saw them first. I know, Lord Casual, fucking thirsty Lord Casual. And if you want to ask, you want to make some small clock? I love babies. What is your baby? What's his favorite color?

Is it talking yet? All right, speak closer to the phone. Speak closer to the scroll, please. Close to the scroll. She's like, you tick-talking me. Tick-ticking me, Casual. So she's like doubled over in pain and her man, her big strong man, her guts are up the stairs anyway. The costumes are great in this episode. Everyone they passed, I was like, oh my god, love your city, Caswell. You may be a bitch, but the suits are fantastic. Love them.

Yeah. And Lano is being like, he's doing like, performative frustration. He's like, this is absurd. She can, the queen can come to us. The queen can come to us. It raised like, I think the queen not coming has been moldy issue. If you know what I'm saying. So then they finally like get to the door and there's

Kristen. Kristen is guarding the Queen's door now and he's like princess and he has all this attitude because he's like toxic masculine, be embodied. Kristen is so gross. I want him to die so bad. And there was a kind of a red shirt there, you know, like on Star Trek how they have the red shirts, but he was in like a red game of throne suit. I was like, cool. I wonder if that's a new red shirt Very nice suit costume people whoever you are

But I was like, who I hope war breaks out right now because this show moves so fast. You don't know, you know Like World War II could start right now. Well, I guess that's the wrong history timeline But you know what I mean. Well, no not really really because like, stepstones part two is already brewing again. I was like, we just finished the stepstones. Why are we having another stepstone issue? Are we really ever out of war? Am I right, guys? Let's think on that. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle,

and we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud.

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She's like, I wasn't going to let you pull this power move on my baby. So she's like, at least get her a cushion. And Ray is like, I have no doubt you'd prefer that you're grace. So then yeah, yeah, that's right. Allison does her big move, which is offering her cushion. That's like a thing that she does to a lot of people. And then the right way is like, no, I'm gonna stamp. I was like, no, bleed all over this lady, it's cushion.

You know, I'll over it. Bleed all over the cushion. Okay, make her get a new one. Bleed everywhere, just do laps. Bleed all over this room. I'll be rolling around all of the tapestries in that room. I'd be like, hi, here's the baby Hey, do you guys want to see my audition for the Rockets oops? Sorry

Just going up so um, so then the king comes in and it's like, oh, what happy news this morning? And then his arm falls off. He's like, oh, damn it. Good news, followed by bad news. Yeah. Um, and, um, then Alice and they're asking about the name of Steph and she's gonna name it Joffrey, which I know this takes place before all of the other stuff, but that's just that name such bad juju is such bad future juju. Yeah, I wonder, well, she by the way, she doesn't name it

Joffrey. Of course, Lane or does. Lane or you've been playing tennis and fucking all morning. Surely you have a say in this. It's like, Joffrey, because of course, that's his, that was his sweater gay to be. And I wonder if this is like, there is some sort of lineage that like connects this Joffrey to like the evil Joffrey that we know, because I feel like these names get carried down. So it's sort of like the origin story, but we don't know why of Joffrey, of Camethorones lore. So anyway, the queen is like, well, that's

an unusual name for Valerian. I was like, well, so was Allison's. Allison's. You are one, but I just felt like taking a swipe if I could and The king and then the king's like I do believe he has his father's nose. I was like I think you might be missing some of the big picture king about what he doesn't have okay I know everybody starts looking at like Christians nose The outside to like match the nose No, it's fine the daddy So then Lane was like if you don't mind, your wife is exhausted herself heroically and must rest.

All right, we need to get her out of here. And the queen's like, give me that baby, give me that baby. She walks around with the baby. And the king tells Ray Ray. Well done old girl. I hope the labor was easy. And she's like, I think I called him a wife a cut fitness and he's like, oh, shit.

I served it too. Oh, god. Too, too, the obvious. Don't worry. Everyone's called to sue that at some point. Am I right? She just rolls right off her back at this point. Anyway, hold on.

I'm going to pass out. Hold on one second. If anyone can clear a space for me to follow over, thank you. So as they leave our centers, me to fall over, thank you. And so as they leave, Alice and it's like, keep trying, Lainel, one day you might get one that looks like you like, wow, unfortunately, you've got a bunch that looks like like in the ending of Scooby-Doo over there. So I don't know who your point man laughing.

But I did appreciate her past regression at that moment. I feel like this show works best one and has women being really passive aggressive to people. So like I was like, I was like, you're evil, but I appreciate that. And then he's like, Lainer's been all sad. He's like, you know, but like, I'm what can you expect? So then they are walking back, you know, because it's like the West Wing this show that just walked through the castle, but much slower. So they're walking back and Ray Ray is like, um, you don't think you need to fucking ask me what to name the child dick.

So you think I wanted to name my son, Joffrey, Joffrey, and he's like, well, he's our child, isn't he? And she goes, well, only one of us is bleeding. And he goes, listen, I deserve some say in the affairs of my own family girl. And he's just like, you haven't seen so interested in our affairs as of late. I mean, for crying out loud, you started the great British bakeoff without me.

I mean, do you even know I'm here? So he carries the baby and he looks back down the hall to give a dirty look to Kristen. And she's left a trail of blood behind her. You know, it's a so depressing ray ray. How's ray ray just not in bed all day? Like fuck all of these people. Yeah, well, again, I think the creators of this show

really like relishing in like the visceral pain that women go through during pregnancy. And I think they're trying, I feel like they're, they think they're trying to make a point. But I think actually it just seems like they're kind of like, like enjoying it. They're making a point. Yeah, but it's kind of, yeah, it's like,

the childbirth point. Like what would you call it? Yeah, it is. It's like when they talk about poverty porn or whatever, it feels like they're kind of like getting off on this a little bit, you know, it's like at certain points, like listen, we get it, it's not the most novel thing in the world to be like, ooh, look at the embarrassment

that men put women through or look at the pain and the gore of childbirth. I mean, this is not like a new Thing that they think that they're like wow. We're really gonna show the audience what it was like It's like I feel like you're more just getting off on it Trama porn that's what trauma so then we go see the kids okay now There's a bunch of kids in the show so God help us all Remembering these names because I'm not going to you. So they're like and then he sees a big scary dragon

I'm like, oh these privileged little fox like that's of course their story time They're like mom tell us about the princess and her new Lamborghini Could we tell just normal? We just normalize telling the same story to every kid so some of the kids don't have Cinderella was a poor maid And some kids are like, Cinderella had to turn her Lamborghini lease in early for her new Tesla. Like what the streamline is? Yeah, because basically, kids in the world of Game of Thrones have almost always been terrible, example a grand, they just are there and they never go away and they become more serious

So these kids all have dark hair. I think this is basically like the blonde kids and the and the brunette kids You know in this in the red keep and then one of them is like Motherlock, we chose an egg for the baby and we get like a very long Close up of a dragon egg in like a cauldron or something. And it's like, whoa. So I feel like that's significant. I think that's got to be an important dragon egg for us.

And then this is also a chance for them to introduce the kids names because the one kid goes, I let Luke choose and the other one goes, thanks, Jace. You're welcome, Luke. Your name is Luke, after all. Oh, Jace, stop saying that, Jayce. My brother, Jayce.

So the commander is there and the commander is Harwin. Haughty Harwin turns out Harwin has been banging Ray Ray this whole time. Yes. She ended up winning. You see, after all of that, she still ended up winning. Found another hot guy. Yes, that that was and Harwin was the one when that the end of the wedding episode last week. Um, when there was chaos, Harwin was the one who like picked her up and got her out of danger. Hot hotness. Hot. So their kids are running all around and he's like another boy I heard and they're like, oh my god, what a good little king you'll rank. What is that? Your first law is fleece for everybody.

Free fleece sweaters for everybody. Isn't that sweet? Can I hold my baby? I mean not my baby, but the baby. I would love to hold the baby this not mine. I mean if I were to have a baby, I wish it would be this baby because you know it's such a great baby. Whoever the father was of this clearly had wonderful wonderful wonderful jeans high five, anyone high five to the whoever, no, okay. Yeah, and he's like, oh, okay. The race I can't over the baby lazy. And he's like, okay, here you go. And so he's like, I guess it's Joffrey then. And the kid's like, father, man, hold your free. And Lina was like, no, back to the dragon pit. So could the dragon pit, I can't wait to see it. Yeah. And so no, back to the dragon pit. It's like who the dragon pit?

I can't wait to see it. Yeah. And so now we're at the dragon pit. And now it's like the cousins. Well, they're not cousins. They're, I think it's actually uncles and nephews. Because it's Aegon. It's Aegon and Amon to the blondes.

And I guess Luke and Jace, but I thought they said the prince's name was Viserys. Maybe they're, maybe I got some of these names wrong. There's a J-Series. J-Series. J-Series. That's J-Series. I think that's J-Series.

J-Series. J-Series. Yeah, Luke is just like... Luke is probably Likudi or something. Like you don't know on the show. There's not sure there's not just a Luke. It's gotta be like, Likuki donkka.

There's... Luke H, probably. So there's like a little dragon. And the dragon master, dragon master, brings him out and he's like, my hair, my hair, my hair. You know, like on his little tains because they walk on their wings,

like a little, so cute. And I mean, for a dragon. It's a dragon, can be the kind. And he comes out and the blonde teenager, teenager, Egon, his little shit head, hey, did they just have a casting call for the shittiest trace that they could find? I mean, this kid just looks like a little shit head, doesn't he?

They do a great job on the show of casting shit heads. Like, I mean, let's be honest. They have a great track record with the shit heads. And this kid is just He really killed at first. I thought he was one of the kids from Stranger Things It's like that they put one of the Stranger Things kids in a blonde wig But then I decided he was just his own his own unique brand of shit head, you know Not saying the Stranger Things kids are shithead. I'm just saying I thought one was playing a shithead

So the dragon comes out and the old guys I could let him come to us and egg. I was like, oh, you're on on board. And so the little kid, I don't know what the little kid's name is, little Brunex. I think that was, I think that was just Sarah's. So just like it's just Sarah's from the first. Yeah. It's like his first day trying to how to train your dragon, which I love that movie. So he comes over and the dragon just looks him up and down

and war is it him, which I really like, a sassy dragon. Yeah. It was like, friend of the car or something, looking at a new, looking at a waiter at a restaurant. And so, basically, the kids like hot and the dragon hot and everything. And then they bring out a goat. They're basically like, now this is like literally

dressing a park. They bring out a goat and they tie it to a pole. And now, like the dragon's like, oh good, I'm going to eat the goat now, but I think part of it was like, no, you have to command it to eat the goat because that shows that like you're in power, like it's not going to eat until you tell it. So then, then he's like, okay, um, just Sarah, I mean, I mean, Dracaris. And so then, um, the then the dragon burns the coach down. Yeah, nice. So then we're explaining how the rules work, right?

You have to hold Joe Dragon's attention. And once they're fully bound to, they'll refuse to take instruction from any other. And so he does it, you know, he roastost the dragon and rips it apart. And we get Paul back in. Paul's like, oh, hold on, hold on, I'm just getting coffee for everybody. I'm sorry. I have a little latte. I don't know what they, okay, hold on one second. Faster Paul. With some ripping Paul. Paul, that was great. All right. Paul, did you get my mocha? Well, they actually only had flat white. Oh, Paul, you know what? I'll let it pass this one time, Paul.

So they're like, Oh, hey, amen, because there's like this little bitter kid. Yeah. I've got a lot of like, this is one. This is me. It's a little kid, but as a blonde, he's like, man'm with them. I'm with them. I'm with them. Dragon. So they're like, Amen. Here's the only one with that a dragon. So we felt really bad. So we found you a dragon. And this is egg on shit face. Egg on. He's like, you found you one. He's like, Oh my god, you got me a dragon. Where did you get the dragon? They're like, eBay. I mean, cost a lot, but they're out there. He's like, oh my god, I can't wait. And they bring out a big pig. Huge pig. Yeah, huge. And they've like taped wings onto it. Yeah, and you know, the dragon was like, wait a second. There was a pig here. I could have had pig for diets when we're 12. I know. It's a piece. I was like, I was really in the mood for pork belly today.

I said so. And you guys made me eat goat, okay? I'm not like you're supposed to say, but hold the pink drag. That's your dragon. He's a pig. Yeah. And so Amin's all upset.

And then they all leave. And then there's noises coming from deep within the dragon pit. So, amen, it's a little twerp, decide to go go into the dragon pit. So he goes down there and guess what he finds? A dragon who's mad at the dragon, like, is like blowing fire at the roof because that's what dragons do. And then he's like, oh no, and then he falls over backwards and runs away. I like, well, what did you expect? I respect lollipops and candy canes down there. Everyone has a damn dragon but him. He just wanted to go down there and be like look I can pet a dragon.

Look this dragon loves me. You know maybe still the love of somebody else's dragon. But nope that dragon was like warning shot to the roof kid. Fuck out. Dragon's like I'm getting changed. Please the privacy. Mom and you see us the bathroom too sometimes. Stop knocking on the door. I'm watching my stories. So then we meet Allison's daughter who's just a fucking weirdo. Or some people would say a

nerd, you know, because she's like really into learning things. And that's not why she's a weirdo or some people would say a nerd you know because she's like really into learning things and that's not why she's a weirdo it's just how she does it's like could you have any less emotion you freaking sociopaths just sitting there she's like holding up a centipede she's like this one has 60 rings and 120 pairs of legs that's 140 legs And it is six inches long. And also it enjoys coffee in the morning and long walks in the park. And then Alison's sitting there like, oh, God, please, why? Why? Why? I listened to it. She's totally like, tell me why? Why do you think this? What do you think that? And she says, she's four eyes, but I don't think I don't believe it can see. And Allison's like, why do you think that? And she said, it's beyond understanding. And Allison's like, some things just, aww, I'm like, that's so sweet that you're

making this about education. But I know you're really thinking like, yes, something's just art, like my best friend being a hooker. He's wide to me about fucking half the town. And is now having babies, like what is she trying to feel like a boy scout squad like what is she doing? Mother you're not a logging again I'm sorry tell me about the centipede this wonderful centipede you found like I don't know anything about it I mean this is sort of like Allison was the teacher at one point But you know that this daughter is gonna become like a brand type. Like, I see things, she's gonna see things,

she's gonna have visions, she'll probably have magic in her, she'll do weird things like having a shadow monster that'll kill things, you know. That's gonna be good. I'll go that out, so, because so far I'm like, nerd. I mean, not like brand necessarily, because I don't think that there's still a time where she can fail upward that spectacularly as a brand.

Stone motto for it. No, not over at all. So then like a night brings the Aimanin and she's like, what have you done? And then the girl, the saddapeed girl, is like, he did it again. And she's like, oh my god, how many times have I have you been warned? Like do not go into the dragon bed. He's like, but they made me do it. It's like, okay. It's like they gave me a pig. They said it was a dragon, but it was a pig. I'm like, okay, Carrie, you don't get to just like throw everything around the high school gymnasium with your eyes right now. You know what I mean? It's a pig. Any other kid would be like, a pig. They gave me a pig.

Thank God. I love my brothers. I know. If you want to be likable on this show, you should have embraced that pig. Okay. I made it a pet. And that would have become like a super pig like those wolves, like the dire wolves in the first show. Okay. He's like, it was a pig. Ew. This was your moment to endure us, amen. Yeah. You know, concentrate on improving the standing of pigs. That's what I suggest. And then the daughter goes, the last ring has no legs at all.

It's like, okay, you know what? It's not centipede time now. We've got an issue with your brother, okay? No one honestly cares about the centipede, okay? It's a motion time, okay? Get your head out of the warmth. This is a wrap it up on the centipede talk. Okay, no one truly cared. You're entertaining you. He doesn't have any legs, so he'll have to close an eye.

It's like yours. Weirdo. So, Allison's like, oh, you have a dragon one day. I just know it. I mean, look how things work out for me every time I turn around. Something is just working out for me. And then Amon's like, but they all laughed at me. And she's like, well, to be honest, the problem was very funny. I mean, you have to take a step back and look at the whole situation. You'll find the humor in it. No, okay. Well, I guess I'll just hug you and hope someday you'll stop being such a dullard. Yeah.

So then she's bitching to the king about it later. She's like, they made wings for it. The pig. They made wings for the pig. And he's like, where do they think, what did he think that they found a dragon in the wild and brought it for him with their allowance? I mean, Jesus Christ, teach the little fucker. This no such thing is eBay.

I've never heard of it. And the queen is blaming it all on Ray Ray's kids, by the way, because that's how it was set up. And the king is like, well, are you sure it wasn't, you know, Agon who did it? Because have you noticed? He's a little shit. He's actually creepy as fuck with his hair.

Can we do something about us here already for crying out loud? He's like, so you came to work today with sperm all over her bonnet. Where do you think that came from? I was agon. So he was like, I was just walking in the castle and I could have swore and I thought it was raining, but there was no rain to be found. I don't know where this came from. I want a flashback pole come in here.

Thank you Paul. All right, thank you. Skoffy's better today. I know you didn't make it, but you ordered it properly, so thank you for that. So now he's like, yeah, it was egg iron. Thank you for that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha don't have hatched eggs yet i mean what the fuck is up with that and he's like what do you mean why why why would they check you know why your daughter slept with everybody okay don't start this bullshit with me fingerless fill yeah so the gangsters away like the one servant that's there and his ends of the queen is like

edd edd edd edd he's finally gotten a model assistant i was like wow but King has really decided to live out his last years the right way. He's like, that's it. Bring in, Edward. Edward, I can no longer make these very simple square buildings myself. Edward, you're hired.

So she's like, I have raised this metaphor. And you forbade me to speak up it to have one child like that to some stick, but have three is an insult to the throne to you, House Beleriand, even to God down, edit for crying out loud. Not to mention the match that you tried to make for her, not to mention it for decency, herself. She's basically saying like look, like it's pretty obvious these are not Lane or his kids, Okay, like, let's be honest. And so, let me tell you a little story. I had a black mayor once.

She was like, oh God, the fucking black mayor. Not this long again. So it'll indifferently this time. Well, one day she escaped and the neighboring village sighed a full whistle and the stallion was a silver as a moon on a winter night. And then when the fool was born, it was chestnut. The most unremarkable thing you ever saw. Nature is mysterious.

And that's why we shouldn't have sodium. And she's like, You can't make the mayor's story work with everything that goes wrong in our households. She was like, do you know that the white stallion fucked the black mayor and he goes, excuse me, like did you see it yourself? Is it possible a random ass brown horse fucked your black mayor? He's like, listen, listen, these are allegations, and the point is this, the white stallion had sex with the black mayor, and the horse was wound up being brown, not white. How clearly do I have to tell you this, sir? She's like, listen, the allegations you speak of are dire.

So do not speak of this again and let me come up with a good response to that stallion situation tomorrow. I have to think about that a little bit Yeah, I think that's why she's bringing it up. She's gonna be using that against her She's gonna get Ray Ray killed with this shit later Consequences are dire so then Ray Ray is with Wait who is she with my Kristen? She with Kristen? Oh, no, no, that's not Ray That's the queen Kristen. Yeah, so she. Oh no, no, there's not Ray. There's not Queen. Kristen, yeah.

So she's like, who is this whole place going, fucking nuts? Or is she brought lots of privilege over in her inheritance? She fucked it all over the place. I can't take it. Oh, Miss Popularity. Wow. Hey, there's a band of penises passing up. They're not passing through town.

They've all stopped at the castle to impregnate that little slut. And so Kristen's like, like well obviously the king knows just well of course he knows I mean like but he's convinced himself otherwise and then and then Kristen of all people I mean Kristen I hate him and they're going to keep him around to the like the last season you know because we all hate him so much and we're going to have to wait and wait and wait and wait but he will die of being death and he's going, so he goes to Princess's brazen, relentless, a spider who stings and sucks at prey, dry, a spoiled, cut fitness. Like, first of all,

you did not just see where her red pill. But by the way, the spiders are not known for stinging and sucking their prey dry. Spiders have webs, they catch people and they're and their webs get your like he mixed up like vampire like a vampire bat or some of the vampires and yeah not only that but you're like you're doing it wrong and you're sitting there besties with the queen now and you're spying on everything she says just from being in the room you think you'd learn from that little girl who's like this one have 97 legs on each thing. Like you're learning, learn your basic bargain information.

Yes, stupid. Yeah. And so she stops when he uses the C word, she's like too far. And he's like, oh, that was beneath me. I apologize. It was beneath me. Just as she once was. Slute.

She's like, a listen. Right. So I have to believe that in the end, honor and decency will prevail. Okay. We need a, we need to huge that and each other. So like, Oh, yeah, you're just such a good person, aren't you? I love that. Allison takes out her own history.

Like sure, I boned an old man to be the queen, but it's just because my dad told me to well, that doesn't make you better and my dear than everybody else, but damn. Let's talk about Kristen calling Ray Ray spoiled. Actually, she was literally doing, she was doing her duty much as Kristen does his duty. In fact, if anyone failed their duty, it was Kristen. Yet, she's the one who's spoiled and

sucks her victims dry according to him he's just projecting Like the fuck boy that we always knew he was oh he's not a fuck this is this thing I wish he was like more like a fuck boy But he's like it one of those controlling people who's no he's not a fuck well he fucks you and then he's like we're getting married Right we're not getting married. You better do everything that I say, because you're a woman and I'm the man. There's a Bible. You're like, what are you talking about? I met you like in an alleyway. Like, what are you spelling? Here is my thesis. Here's my thesis on why he's a fuckboy. He admitted so much. He said that he had wild days where he basically had sex with lots of women back when he was younger. And then he is

like a fuckboy to her again. And then now he decides he wants to be in a relationship with her so that way, to be honest, he wants to repair his image, he's basically on, he's like, I'm Christian 3.0. And she's like, no, I don't, I'm not gonna be doing this. And so then he's mad that she's not participating in his image rehab.

And so he does the thing that all fuckboys do, which is that he goes around and makes him like she's the crazy one like, like, whoa, she's just like too clingy your something like that and so now here is going around saying that she sucks everyone drunk as well Brad it's classic fuck boys into me. All right I'm with you I'll go with you on that asshole. Gris, either way ass. No matter what he's an asshole.

There's some holes in my theory I know but I'm just going forward with it. I'll tell you where there's a hole anywhere there's a hole on a wall right now that Egon's jerking off into. Okay, so Egon is standing on the window so naked jerking off onto the sidewalk below him. And he's jerking off in the most ferocious way. It's like you shouldn't have to try this hard when you're, what is he 16? He's like really aggressive about it. And like also, it's just it's crazy. Like it just feels like the whole being fully naked and standing in a window so just feels

like, you know, you can just go over to like a corner or find some hay or something or I don't know. I hope he realizes they are quicker and easier and ways to do it. Well, I think it's not, I think it's the, you know, that's part of it. He wants to jerk off the window with people. His king gets you wants to be sort of seen, you know, by anyone with a partner. Then obviously he does this all the time, because Alicent, Miss Hain, Mindy, Bible Thumper,

walks in and doesn't even care.'s just like okay whose idea was the pig whose idea was the pig is like mother and he falls onto the bed and she's like the pig was it you did you need the pig thing and he of course like blames it on on you know just saris and like basically the the brown-haired kids and the queens wins like amand is your brother and Aegon's like but he's a twat a twat who thought a pig was a dragon come on mother You have to admit that was pretty funny. It's pretty funny mother

It's like she's like you defend your room and don't you think Ray Ray and her sons will be your plaything forever When the king finally finishes dying finally finally, God damn it. How many fingers can a man be down to still make models? All right. Ray will ascend. Jiseros will be the heir. And he's like, so she goes, if Ray comes into power, your life could be full of it. Aamans as well. She could move to cut off any challenge to her throne. He's like, then I won't challenge her. She's like, you're the challenge! She like grabs his head. She's like, puts her hand on his head. And she goes, so interesting.

I'm so used to grabbing people's heads and it's slimy. What a... how refreshing not to do it to the king once in a while. So then, she's like, you're nearly a grand man. How could you be so short-sighted? You are the challenge. So you are the challenge simply by living and breathing and jerking off onto Sue down below. You are the king's first born son and what everyone in the realm knows is that one day you will be our disgusting, disgusting king. Have you thought about

maybe going into the sun a little bit more? Then I know you are a king not only because you't have a crown on my head, but there will be a new type of tree seeded in the grounds below, named after you. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then we get an odd dragon flying scene. The dragon flying scenes look so fake. I mean, I don't really know how to compare it to a real dragon flying scene, but this shouts me until these dragon flying scenes.

They do these scenes solely so that they can put them in the coming up next week moments. That way, it looks like there's a whole bunch of adventure happening, and it's just basically people commuting. That's the equivalent. These dragons, it's literally like the equivalent of watching people on Southwest Airlines fly to their destination. That's all it is Yeah, so people are watching Damon and his wife Lane, huh? That worked out well So everyone's watching them and the the dragons keep flying over. It's like an air show, you know where the

Americans come real close to the people and make the things in the air Yeah, it's a big thrill. And then they wind up. Now they are like at dinner and there's like a bearded guy. And he's like the lamb hot or excellent tonight. If I do say so myself, I chose to hang on a conqueror. Oh, yes, I don't have anything to ask a request. Well, maybe I've got one thing I wanted to float by you guys, okay?

Listen, all right, I have to say that this place is great. And I think you should move here. We just built this great new community, okay? We've got Chef the Bold, we've got Batshi, we've got a pool, we've got a gym. I think you should move here. Come to Penthouse. Yeah, it's like, I'm going to offer you the Penthouse to Penthouse, alright? You have everything, the vineyard, the wood, you have tenants, so pay you annually.

He's like, and a bathhouse and movie theater, movie theater and miniature golf and all right. All right, box. You have Starbucks card. They'll tell you, you know what? Free Starbucks, you have Starbucks card, they'll tell you know what free Starbucks just for you and all will really need are you do you sure track is to keep us in power? He's like so and his main is like what the hell? She's like, I don't want to move to Florida is like come on now It's the and Damon's like this is it's a most generous offer and we will entertain it. She's like

I don't want to move here at all. Yeah, she's like, fuck this place. So I mean, what are the schools even like? Are you going to do any research? So all the restaurants close at like nine o'clock here. I'm sorry. I need someplace a little bit more vibrant. So later we see she's pregnant, by the way, very pregnant.

And so later we see him reading a story to one of his kids. And she comes over. And so he's like, leave. Your mother's going to tell me off. And she's like, okay. So she's like, seriously, we like to travel. We don't need to be staying here for a free Starbucks. We can afford a Starbucks. Or you don't even manage a pool.

Okay, granted. They have a Chipotle. We all like Chipotle, but honestly, we can always come back and visit for the Chipotle. Yeah, he's like, we've got drag and they've got gold, why not sell it? I'm exhausted from being depressed. I just want to be depressed and exhausted. You know what I mean? It's a difference. Exhausted and depressed, depressed and exhausted.

This place is basically the suburbs, right? Like it's kind of like he's given up. He'susted and pressed to press and exhausted. This place is basically the suburbs, right? It's kind of like he's given up. He's like, I'm sick and tired. I'm sick and tired of having to read the restaurant pages of the L.A. Times. I don't care about the new restaurants. I just want to go somewhere where there's a P.F. Changs and we can just go there on Friday nights and it's done. Okay.

I'm sick of keeping up. And she's like, I'm not having a daughter on Driftmark. All right, and at the end I want to drag and ride his death. You know, I don't want to die on fat calf in the country, all right? And so he just gives her a look and she's like, oh, I guess you've had enough of me Okay, I'll just go over here and be pregnant with your full fucking child. All right, third child, whatever it is I'll be over there. And he's like, man, I'm mad. I was like, man, he is depressed.

Because he went from posh spice hair to now back to his long hair. He's like, well, I wasn't gonna have a new life, but I guess that's over. I think he goes back with the long hair. He did go back to his long hair. I didn't even really register that, but yeah, he doesn't have his spark anymore. He's just sort of moping around. I mean, look, this guy is like a killer.

He killed Shelley DeVal over in the stepstones, and now he is just sitting here hanging on a library. He's lost his bike a little bit. His lost his mudge. So then we go to sword practice, like the sword practice courtyard or whatever Christmas is a fucking coach. Yeah, he is. And then the king's just like watching with Lionel. He's like, this is the stuff. You know, they're trying together, they knock each other down, they pick each other up. They get right back up again, they enjoy a side of drink, they enjoy a log of drink, they enjoy a whiskey drink, they drink a, well, how's it go?

How's it go, Lionel? Oh, I'm glad you're doing quite well. God, here we are again watching children fight uh... this is fun for you sick you know it's like the chicken fight for the king let's watch little boys beat the crap out of each other with sticks uh... so egg on is of course egg on his fucking crazy just swing his sword like a great look i'm a

sword fight it's like when you're watching the olymp Olympics and you're suddenly very judgmental about it, you're like, she didn't stick that landing, you know, that's how I felt watching this. So I was like, oh my God, Egonton embarrassment with that sword. I mean, he's just flailing it all over the place. I mean, no form at all. Yeah. And so he's there. And then, then, then, but but then Kristen's like, well, I think it's time for you to graduate to a better opponent than just like a mannequin. So how about you come after me? So then both Aion and Aemin, although really, does Aemin really have a really even count?

He barely can hold his sword. And they're going after Kristen. Yeah, he's telling me, this is a little tiny boy. And so, Kristen just like one handedly fending them off, just with a single hand with a sword, he's like knocking them all around. So Harwin comes in,

Hardy Harwin and attention escalates. So, Chris, he's like, well, it seems like the on the boys can do better with your attention. Eh, and Chris is like, are you questioning my methods, Slapface? Are you? You have something to say to me.

Yeah, so then Kristen's basically like, fine. You want me to give those kids attention, I give them attention. Like, so yanks, just he's just like so mean. He's like the, you know, playing favorites obviously because he hates Reneira now, because Reneira broke his heart on a boat after like one hook up he expected an attorney with her and so now he hates her kids and uh...

and then they then he has he sets like a gone against jaciris and so harman's like well this is hardly a fair match christine's like well well i know you've never seen battle but a fair match isn't is like, well, I know you've never seen battle, but a fair match isn't anything anyone should ever expect a zing, a zing, zing, zing. Yeah. And so, yeah, he hits a big one and gets a little one. And of course, Egg on's like,

like, he goes crazy, you know. And he's going to get this little kid and kicks his ass pretty much. And then egg on like push you stay on the statue. He's already playing kind of unfair. Yes. You push the mannequin. He like knocks over just here as by shoving the mannequin into him and they're like, don't he play, don't he play.

And Chris don't say, all right, now let's go again, go again. Again, cut him off on the left, get him on the right, kick him kick him pull his hair put Vaseline on your hair so we can't grab it stop him don't let him get him pull him fat make him cry he won't see it through the tears say something devastating so Harman's like enough enough enough enough and Harman's like is this what you teach called cruelty to the weaker opponent? And Christians like, hmm, well, your interest in the princes quite unusual command, most men would only have that sort of emotion for cousin or a brother or wait for it. Wait for it.

A son. A man. A man. A man or a man. A man. A man or a man. A son. A man. A man or a mayor. Not a man. Restaurant worker. No, not a restaurant worker. A son.

And so Harwin goes all egg on on him. He's like, ah! Harwin goes crazy. And he pushes him to the ground. And look, Harwin's a big strong man. And he's got these fucking infinity gloves. I mean, I don't know. He's got these huge gloves on.

And he's beating the shit out of stupid Kristen. The guys like Kristen always get up. You know? I mean, that's what Kristen did to the gay kid. The gay kid's face was like, you know, as you said, like meatloaf, it was just like splattered meatloaf. But I was like, I'm fine. I'm still hot. Don't worry, everybody. So unfair. Yeah. It's not fair. Also, these guys got to keep it together because they're now both fucking up their shit because they cannot stop fighting where they're not supposed to fight. Okay, because Chris did ruin everything by killing future sweater gauge off-ree and now look at Horwin doing this. Now, as far as we can tell, you know, not to spoil the rest

of our recap, he's basically his dad's gonna die and he's gonna die because of this stupid fight. Yeah. So Ray is holding the baby and the poor terrified nurse girl comes in and she's like, uh-huh, there's been an incident in the yard. It wasn't my fault, I didn't do anything.

She's like, God, here we go. So she's going up the hall and she sees Lionel yelling at Harwin. He's like, how could you do this, my son? You've embarrassed us. This is ridiculous. And he's like, so I kicked the pretty boy's ass who cares. And he's like, he's a night of the King's God. Now, how dare you? Yeah. And like basically, like Harman's's like I don't see that I did anything wrong. So sorry like come at me And so the dad's like line was like I can't deal. I really can't deal Yeah, so it left us open to great accusations of treachery. You can't just go around you know saying yeah

I fucked her. Yeah, those were my kids. Okay, and by kicking that guy's asking you kind of did that So he's like, sorry. And he's like, well, your intimacy with the princess is an offence that would mean exile. I'm death for you, for her and for the children. He's like, oh God, it's just a real man. Jesus. Yeah, and then meanwhile, Sue is helping Ray Ray,

because Ray Ray is like, you know, still in pain because she just had, you know, baby. And Ray Ray is on count of both. Sue is trying Ray Ray because Ray Ray is like, you know, still in pain because she just had, you know, baby. And Ray Ray is on count both. Sue is trying to help her. And then there's just like those noise outside. Like some drunken singing and then in walks Lainor with Carl. Another subtle man here comes Lainor with glow sticks and a fucking 40. He literally has a t-shirt on that says like Lady Gaga chromatic at her. Okay. It's like, oh my God, just saw Gaga she was amazed.

I mean, it's my 10 time seeing her, but this was by far the vast show she's put on. Who's that going through my redness on? So yeah, he comes in with this hottie D'Dor bangs open and Of course the hottie's name is Carl, but it's spelled with the cue instead of a C I mean this show cracks me up Now we can't Larry with the mess at the end and a car. I love it so She's basically like

Listen can I have like a moment alone with you? And he's like, oh Well, what is a foot again in the stepstones and the triarchy takes new life with its alliance with dawn. And you know, Carl's been fighting there. Did you meet Carl? Carl is great. If you ever need any tips on your hair, he does great color.

You should really speak with him. He'll give you a free consultation, trust me. Anyway, he showed me here some sapphires. That were bigger than the war knots he took from the pirate. Do you like them? I put them on back my shirt. Do you like how they look? And there's this choci giant that dies to see a purple and wears

frogs. Oh, God, I'm leaving. I'm going back to see, yes. And she's like, are you fucking crazy? Do you know what happened? You're getting wasted at Gaga. And meanwhile, I'm about to be beheaded for having kids with someone that's not you dick

And he's like oh And she goes yeah, they're they're making file disgusting insinuations and he's like insinuations all day She's like listen, okay soft serve soft serve Sally She's like there are sons yours and mine and there are two father will not abandon them and go carousing through the narrow sea, waggling his sword, which is a metaphor, and winking at his sailors, which is less of a metaphor, to put them together, you know what I'm trying to say, don't you, Lennart, you don't know. I know you're not following.

Don't leave, I'm telling you, don't leave. And she's like, I'm a knight in a warrior, and I've played my part here faithfully for 10 years. So on old some dick and she's like, you are not owed anything for 10 years. You've shot like a Kardashian. All right. My boys, Botox. All right. I've not been questioning that, but you do not desert your post when this storm latches. And he's like, actually, sailors leave the storm when it gathers. Oh, God, you're not one. She's like, yes, but let's say you didn't notice the storm gathering and now there's a storm. It happens. Okay. So then she's like, very well. I command you as your princess and heir to the throne to remain in King's Landing and at my side, bitch. So then we go to Damon and his daughter is holding, we go

to his castle or whatever and wherever he is. I think he's on the suburbs. Yeah, he's in the birds. The castle where he currently is holding up. Okay. And so the dog, his daughter is holding. So the daughter is holding an egg up to the fire and Lena comes in and she's like, oh, God, look at you. Listen, it's been eight years, sweetie. And you know, half of those dragon eggs never hatch. Don't take it so personally. It's not you.

It's the egg. Yeah. By the way, these two are not the brightest because Lena says, half of them never do, you know, and it goes, what? It's a hatch. Did I really have to say a hatch? Tap, tap, tap. And then the kid goes, will they let me stay and then Laney goes, who?

The people of Pentus, where we are, mother, we're really having trouble communicating today aren't we? She's like, they only want you because you've got dragons. I don't have a dragon. What do I have? She's like, there's more than one way to find yourself a dragon. I didn't get one until I was 15, and it was from eBay. And now I ride daggoth, the biggest in the world, and Baile's dragon was born to her. But if you wish to be a rider, you must clean that right. It's not about birth, it's about what you claim. And she's like, oh, okay. And she's like, ask your dad, he'll tell you.

And she's like, that's my dad what? That ignores me. Yeah, she's like, who? Dad! What about dad? He ignores me. Can you say that again? I didn't follow.

Mother! So they're sad music and she's like, he's doing his best. But it's so hard for a man. Oh, wait, hold on. I just heard my 19th baby kicking. All right, hold on a second. All right. Yes, it's very, very difficult for a man. So many books, Treet, you know, he had to spend three hours today on his blowout. Very, very difficult for him. So, Lano has written and to announce that Ray had another son. And Damon's like, did she mention if this one has coincidental resemblance to the leader of the city watch and Lano's like, which one what? What? Coffee cups?

No, the beef. We have to be specific with every single comment I make. I'm afraid you do, yes, I'm sorry. So she's like, I'm gonna go back. I miss my brother. Come on, this sexier, you know it, Bez. And he's like, well, I've missed my one. That's for sure.

This local shit, or it was this francey, huh? Yes, this is Amber's shit. And she's like, don't you ever long for home? He's like fuck no, I don't believe you you la the virtues of Penthouse He's like well, they do have sidewalks here. It's like all right. All right. I'll give you the sidewalks All right, but you know, and let turn arrows and left turn arrows all right, but they do have no right on reds Don't like that. That's true. All right, we're winning.

We're compromising. And she's like, I mean, you don't like it here. You don't even go to the city. You just sit in the house and read books about dragons. Okay. It's weird. It's getting weird at this point. And he's like, what is there?

Nanny Kammer, the Teddy Dragon. What the fuck? She's like, you don't sleep. He's like, because your nagging is like, you don't sleep. It's like, your nagging is like out of roll. I can't sleep. All right. She's like, look, I've made peace with this shitty ass marriage that we are in. Okay, that we're in. All right. And so like, listen, you are more than this demon. You are more than this shitty ass suburbs. Okay. I refuse to go to Flavor Town. I am not here to do that. All right. The man I married was more than this. Okay, we go to Michelin restaurants.

We do not go to Guy Fieri. Dragons, diners and dives. So now we have, now it's, now it's, every single meal is, this is, this is good. Could you some salt? I haven't even had to salt yet.

So Ray is in council now and someone's bleeding on about like two counties fighting because their horses are grazing over the county lines or whatever. It's the usual like local politics, local, local squabble and the queen is like, whatever, this is a total tolly problem, it's not a small council problem. But then Ray is like, well, actually the brackets

and the blackwoods will use any excuse to spill each other's blood. So I think we should look into this. And the queen's like, of course, of course, they're taking out their passive aggression in the city council meeting. Like, ladies, it's boring enough. Okay. So that's right. That's the only reason why you go to a city council meeting is to see people take out their passive aggression at each other. Yeah, petty shit. So the Queen's like, and Tywin says, well, we should talk about stepstones. And Mr. Roper is like, well, I think that the black world's have the upper hand here. And like, we've moved on, Mr. Roper. Okay, we are discussing

different things now. Sure. And the came and was like, oh, not the stepstones again. So he was like, well, here's my thoughts about the stepstones. Hold on one second. Anyway, don't trust the motels. Yeah, one of the guys is like, well, where's Damon? He's a prince and he want a battle there.

I mean, get Damon on it. He can do it. And the Queen's like, that was years ago. He's a prince and he won a battle there. I mean, get Damon on it, he can do it. And the Queen's like, that was years ago, he's a wash-up now. All right, he can't even get on a reality show. Nobody wants him, he's abandoned the stepstones. Last I heard, he was jerking off in a library somewhere. Reading about dragons.

And Ray Ray is like, we are the ones who have abandoned it. We should have watched how a cent ships organized crab boils. Cent soldiers, they could use a mall I mean festivals to raise anyone's spirits without a mall yeah so then the queen's like okay you know what this list

list I'm done let's but the council is adjourned and then raise like wait no no stop I wish to speak I have have felt strife between our families of late Mike Wien and front of the offense given by mine. I apologize. If you fail to offended, I apologize. I learned that from television. But we are one house and long before we were friends too,

before you married my father, I guess I should mention, just facts, just stating facts. So my son, just Sarah's willing to hear inherit the throne after me, also a fact. So I prepare as we patrol them to your strange daughter, Helena, and therefore we can stop fighting once and for all. Yeah, we can let them rule together. And the king is like, oh, look at that. Ray Ray, what a poor idea.

Look at her. So judicious. Ray Ray. And Allison's like, shut up. Stop being on her side. And Allison's like, shut up, stop being on her side. And Ray's like, okay, fine, that's not enough. Additionally, if there are more dragon eggs, Aemon will have his choice of them

as a symbol of goodwill, even though it probably won't hatch, because let's face it, Aemon's worthless, and we all know it. All right, I mean, you might as well give the kid a box of Turkish delights. Could this be any more Edmund from Namiya? And then the queen is like, array, array, look down,

and she's lactating through a dress. And she's like, seven hairs. And then that basically ends this entire discussion because the humiliation of lactation has ended this. So the king is trying to smooth things. He's like, well, that's a great, look, you're doing a dragon egg. I like, well, that's a great that I mean look She threw in a dragon egg. I mean, I think this is a great idea. I'm all down for it in the Queens like

Thank you for the offer. I will consider it Now you must rest has been this time for the blanket game. Why part as many blankets onto you as you can possibly bear Okay, come on And he was like, I don't want to blanket. She's like, I'm going to burrito you with this blanket. What are you lacking in that? So she like burritos him and she's like, your daughter's just desperate. I mean, it's no coincidence that she offered this Kuindom for my daughter right after everybody basically found out that she was fucking car-wailing. That's the kids dad.

Okay, come on now. And he's, no, she really meant it. It's going to be so fun. She's like, burritos don't speak. It's going to be so fun. It's like, three tests don't speak. I'm going to swathe your mouth. So Lionel comes in and he's like, yeah. And he wants to talk to the king. And of course, Allison stays in there.

And so Lionel's like, I have come to resign my position. Because of the episode in the yard, my son, Harwin, Hartershell, has disgraced himself, and the fish wives will tell the tale. They always talk about what the hot ones do every time. It's not staying in this yard, I'll tell you that. Every single fish wife, which, now that I think about that does that mean their

Husbands are fish. What does that mean fish wife? Do we have an issue with people marrying fish in this country anyway? The wife's fish really can't talk, but they do say a lot with their dead eyes Yeah, I'm like Lionel. Let them to this poor. Let them let them have this great juicy gossip. I mean come on Don't deprive them of this joy, right? Come on, though burn down the castle and start war So the king's like oh god, we fired him from being a cop Which is probably the first time in history that that's happened

Isn't that enough and Lionel's like forgive me or grace, but it's not. And he's like, oh, God, get up. You've served me faithfully for many years. 10 is hand and your advice has been sage. And it's been unmarked by self interest, which stands in contrast to all others. I don't mean your father, Queen Allison, but I mean your father's and she's like, I'm like, all if he means to my father, I can't believe we would do this I know I said I'd be your hand until the end of time so now I'm praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive because if I got to spend another minute with you I don't think I will love a survive okay me left okay I get it get to what you're saying I know I committed

to being your hand but then again so did your hand and it left the king. Hey, it's not all gone yet. Give me a break here. Oh, I'm a stupid. Listen, there's a shadow over my house and a gross darker and I cannot serve you with integrity. And the king's like, what is this shadow? Oh, is this Lena all of a sudden I'm talking to? There's a shadow and the queen's like, say it in plain language. Otherwise, he will not understand you should have heard his Mayor and Stalin's story. Oh, do we want to talk with them? I had this mayor who is black as night. Oh, King Please, I heard the story to you. I don't need to hear it again Please don't tell me that don't

Don't eat too much sodium mayor story again So the King's like no, you're not leaving. I insist. And he's like, well, all right, well, if I stay then, I have to go home first because my son needs a ride from the country if he's going to go back home because now he has to go back to work. It is nine to five.

Now that he fucked up his power, you know, so he's like, he's got to go back to the state but there's no punching for him, you know. So I've got to just go home and make sure he's fine. And the king's like, okay, you can go. And I'm like, I'm so mad. Ah! Yeah, this was really loud.

I was like, yes, for reasons that make no sense, I'm gonna have to escort my son to Harren Hall because that's what the story wants me to do. So then now the queen, now she goes into a room where there's like a feast, a whole like buffet that's set up for her and Lairys is sitting there. So like apparently she has like a special like dining, like he she has like special dinners with Lairys and he of course is being super Lairys. He's like, I talked to Liberty up beginning without you

your grace. It would be a sin to let this pie grow code. She's a way also drank the wine too, be jeered up. She said, well, I can't have meat pie without the wine. And he's like, well, normally it's been my duty to tell you the cause of, but tonight you have it. Spill some tea, would you? So the king had an audience with my father. She's like, oh my god, I was so pissed. I didn't even burrito blanket him when I left I am pissed Well, your dad tried to resign and he's like, oh interesting. You said attempt it She's like because the king wouldn't accept it. Okay. It's like it's like I was offering him a bandaid

You know, I said it's not for you. It's for the rest of us who have to look at that hand You know, I said, it's not for you. It's for the rest of us who have to look at that hand. All right. And she's basically like, yeah, I mean, Harwin, your brother basically confess to having those kids in the yard with that like show of masculinity. And so, um, he's like, well, did he fail to mention that my brother fucked the princess into a mini-vanful of children with little stick figures on the back with their names on the bottom hole. It's going on. Let him get it. So she's all mad, you know, because she's like, you know, the hand is biased by the acts

of the sun. And like, you know, he can't like give unbiased counsel to the king right now. And so yeah, or I'm sure that's what the virus says. Yeah, he's like, yeah, you'll be the same. Don't worry. And now if my dad were to see it, he would tell him what's what you'll be the same. Don't worry. And she's like, no, if my dad was here, he would tell him what's one. He'd do it with a cute brooch. And he's like, well, you cannot say my queen that your father would be impartial to the mata.

She's like, it would be possible to me. Yeah. So she's like, who's on my side? So then we're in like a dungeon and we see it close up up a cane and just lyrus again. I don't know why there was a close up of the cane. There was probably a symbol on there that I, because they wear buttons later with the cane symbol on. It was very like beat you over the head and still I didn't

find out until I read it on Reddit. Cause that's how it was. What was it? Cause they wore pins that looked like they were little like, like beetles or something like that. That's how it's. That's how it's. Yeah. So also she said some, that's how it's, yeah.

So also, she said some, what did she say to him? Did she say, say, is there no one to take my side? Or is there no one to rid me of this hand or something like that? So then, yeah, so then we find out that Leris has gone down to county. Okay. So he's like, wow, look at this, a collection of heroes because they didn't have any rules back then. So all the prisoners are just like smushed up against the forest, you know. There were, yeah, there was one little cage.

They're, there hadn't really been any prison reform at that time. So Larris is there. And I guess Larris has the ability to pull people out of dungeons. I don't know why. I don't really know what Larris does. He's just like around. I don't know what he has. Like, I don't know if he has an official position. I may have to like the hand of the queen Like does a queen get a hand to is he like the the chief of staff of the first lady? Yeah, I'm gonna say he is so he basically is like he's like okay You guys are like murderers and deviance and traders but

Let's make a deal so basically slices out their tongues which is real fun to watch and You prepared a very little prize slices off their tons and he's like smiling like it's the best thing he's ever seen i know uh... because this way they can't um... i guess i can't add him out yeah so we don't know what he's up to yet so then we go back to oh gosh and now we go back to this terrible scene it's childbirth so watch. So then we go back to, oh gosh, and now we go back to this terrible scene. It's childbirth. So watch out everybody. Here we go.

It's time for Lena to give birth and she's screaming and she's got her own suit there. Um, she's like, push, push, except this, this, this time you need it, okay? This is when you need to push because this is a very difficult one. And Lena's like, listen, this is why I didn't want to stay here. Our child is going to be born in the suburbs. This is what's going to be in her DNA. Like this is terrible. Now you do understand now.

So the doctor goes up to, goes up to Damon and is like, I'm sorry. I've reached the limit of my aunt. The child will not come. And Damon is like, um, warrior, just a shitty doctor. Come And, you know, Damon's like, or you're just a shitty doctor. Come on, surely could do this. We've seen much worse birds on this show. Yeah, and Damon's like, with the mother survive it.

And he's like, this is Game of Thrones. So, he's like, right, right. All right. Well, I don't wanna kill her. So, basically, he makes a better choice than his brother who did not make the same choice when his wife died in the first episode. Well, we don't really hear him say now. The doctor is just like, I can cut the baby out,

but there's no way she's going to live. The doctor is like, listen, I'm under the understanding that your wife had ambitions for a better life. So unfortunately, she will have to die very shortly, okay? So I know you're right. Your wife was positive and great and too good for you. So she's gonna die, okay? That's the only terrible people live on this. Yeah. Yeah.

So then we get this terrible, beautiful scene. So she goes to her dragon, the biggest dragon, and he's like, and she starts yelling dracaris at it, and he won't kill her. And then they have this stare off where she's like, killing, he's like, I'm not killing you, I love you. And she's like, no, kill me. And he's like, I won't do it.

And then Damon comes finding for it. And he seems to know what she's doing because he's yelling her name kind of worried. And she's like, he's coming. And he's worried and she's like he's coming and he's like Okay, I'll do it and then he goats her. He just straight up goats her. What the hell? Yep, and basically like she dies Because the baby's like not coming out and she's in massive pain and so the dragon to die a dragon writer's death So I guess that's what it is. But by the way

by the way We have an opening in the Dragon world. So if anyone is looking for a dragon to bond with, there it is. So I think I'm a big amen. I got a picture in the kid and and and Lena's kid. We got a dragon of everyone. Okay. Come on. Let's not vulture this. Let's just give her a moment. Lesson, you have to act quickly.

It's like in a state sale, okay? No, give it a moment. My God, this was horrifying this scene. I was like, that dragon is available. For anyone who was looking for a dragon, it's on Craig's list, go, you know, I was practicing this dragon, okay? Give it a moment.

So then Ray Ray is holding the baby in Har Harwin's leaving and it's like an emotional goodbye to the kids. And he's like, I will return, but no one really believes it. And she can't even look him in the eye. She's like trying not to cry or whatever. And so he's like, I will be back and the kids run after him.

It's like hope floats, you know? The kids are like, Daddy! She's like, I'm just going to the store. So then the sun's sad and the ray rays like, didn't worry, we'll exchange letters by Raven, the most time tested and reliable method for writing letters to people. Birds that definitely do not fly a stray and the kid's like, but... Is how I'm strong, my father?

Am I a bastard? She's like, no, no, no. You want are talking Gary and she's like, but I've already grown a little beard. You are talking Gary and through and through. But, but I want to I want to attack you are talking Gary and I'll hear nothing more of it. And that's all that matters. Your little brown head freak. All right, now go read something. So then we go back to sword fighting practice and Laynor is practicing with coral and Ray comes down and she's like we're done. We're leaving. I've been undermined. They got rid of my man And they whisper about me in the corridors. So fuck them. Let them whisper. Okay. Let them whisper. Should I bring Sue? I mean she does say obvious things, but she's really good with directions and I haven't been to Dragonstone in a while.

Wow. Wow. Yeah, she actually has a really good eye for interior design and I think that we are going to need to give her refresh drag and so on. So I'm thinking we actually do bring Sue after all, at least for a few months. And Lainar is like, but like, what about your position? What about you always said that if we leave, let's, you know, that, that adolescent was just say how honey or honey would go down the King's throat. And she's like, um, well, it's funny. You with Kennedy, I've never heard someone more afraid of dick. Okay.

Don't worry. You can bring your dick to car. Sure, we can find something for you to do. Carl can come. Okay. And like, don't be, listen, a wise sailor is one that flees the storm that gathers. Remember that bitch?

He's like, that was pretty good. All right, let's go. So he's like, yes. And she's like, we need every skin-soared we can muster call. And they're like, yes. So then the horse, okay. So then we see Harwin and his dad arriving at their castle and then

we see the evil guys from jail from jay from county jail and they're wearing little broaches that match the the cedulant yeah the cane and to me it looked like a little beetle or a bee whatever it was is like an insect and and then like so harwin and line all are like heading to harren hall and they're like lurking and they've got hoods on so we know they're up to no good like the most obvious bad guys that were just walk around like all hooded and I know like they're like on horses like you know people like you're very obvious you're on a horse and you're wearing a hood like it's obvious that you're like I'm I love that lyrus is like you know what go murder some people I going to cut out your tongue so you

can't tell them it was me, but where my brooch? I know. Branding is important, boys. Branding is important. Yeah. So then basically, then we cut to it's evening time and Lionel's in bed and he's coughing. And he's coughing, coughing, coughing. And then we said, there's smoke and Heron Hall is on fire. There's a big fire and lino's trying to get out of his room but it's like barricaded her his door barricaded shut and then we see that harwin is also trying it's in the same situation they're trapping their rooms obviously these guys like barricaded their doors close which i don't know how that happen how do are you guys have proper we said it i think that that's

probably why they were wearing the little broochoch things right they were probably like we work here Well, they couldn't say we work here, but maybe they just would point down to their roots and they would be like okay come in please Do whatever you'd like in the castle. I don't know But like you know, I mean don't if you're like lying in bed and you're like a like someone nailing a plank across your door Do you think like wait a second? I should investigate that. I'm like, oh, you know, it's just the house settling in. Well, it wasn't a plank across the door, was it? Oh, man, that's in my mind it was. How did they, how did they barricade them in?

I don't know. I don't know how they did it, but they sure did. So the doors were locked and they couldn't open them. And it's just, it's kind of like the whole door thing. But it's not as romantic because it doesn't end as hodore. It's open the door open. So it just ends as odore. I was like, this is not, but it's not as romantic because it doesn't end as hodore. It's open the door. So it just ends as odore. I was like, this is not, don't kill him in odor.

Okay, so it's not how you kill the hottest person on the show, people. Yeah, I mean, we don't know if they were officially dead. This show could be good for like having them come back like all this figure that we know because we saw burnt people outside, remember? They were like pulling people. I know, I'm just saying like this show might have like you know Harman shows up in like you left me full dead and it's like he's like got stars all over his face for a cooler

crooker style you know you just I'm just saying I'm keeping you and is that what you still love me and she's like I don't know they're like is that even Harwin or is it and you know someone who's just trying to get your money, it's like, Downton Abbey. Downton Abbey, yeah. So yeah. So we get this hilarious voiceover, as we see other things happening. Did you want to be here?

Yeah, like I did. It's not that interesting. It's basically Lair is being Lair is talking about children like, oh, children, they're all biggest poly and utility. And they, wow, we imagine that we can cheat the great darkness of victory and a persistent will live on throughout children, but Lair, children, children, children, you're just going on.

And we're seeing the King, the King's like really sad because we're nearer left. And there are rats that are like watching him. And he's like, I think the rats are all angry. Because I think that rats are like, maybe the rats are like ready to eat him. They're like, when ain't the rat all angry. Because I think that rats are like, maybe the rats are like, ready to eat him. They're like, when are you going to die? So we can eat you.

We've been on you for like 10 years. We want to eat you. Rats like the symbol of death, I guess. And he's like, who don't have me yet? I'm working on a caboose. Suck out. And, um, Lena's kids are crying.

And Damon's kids crying and he doesn't know how to deal with it. He's like looking at them and wanting to be there, but you know, he's kids are crying. And then, Damon's kids crying, and he doesn't know how to deal with it. He's like looking at them and wanting to be there, but, you know, he's Damon. So he's like, well, be inside. Okay. I'll be reading a dragon back if anybody needs me. So they just crown the roof. And then we go to Leras talking to the queen. And he's like better to make your way through life unencumbered, if you ask me.

We are twirling is mustache? And she's like, are you saying that they're dead? He's like, oh yes, I burned them alive. Okay, it was fine. You know about Heron Hall. It was built by Hu Briss. And by Harris the Black, I don't know. Heron the Black, Heron Herric.

I don't know, I wrote it wrong. But he mixed blood into the mortar. And it's sad. It's said to be a cursed place and it passes judgment on all it moved through its gates. Well, it's like, isn't that your house? Yeah, she's like, can you just like talk like a normal person for once? Did you kill these people? Yeah. Like, you pass judgment, and he goes, the queen makes wish. What servant of the realm, but not stride to fulfill it. I assume you will write to your father, won't you? And she's like, I didn't do this, I didn't wish for this, I didn't wish for this. She's like, every fish wife is going to talk about this instead,

you idiot. You'll change the branding. I feel certain you'll reward me when the time is right. Hold on. Let me sniff my outside of flour from bravos. Mmm. Mmm. If that's supposed to make you look menacing,

it's really not working. You're just sniffing a flour right now. Well, you can also clean your nose with it, actually, because it's got that little cute tip bud that comes out of it. So, stup- Yeah, that's actually- I just murdered people for you. She's like, oh my god, I'm a bad person now.

I just want to say, me sniffing this flower has nothing to do with the murders. I was not trying to accentuate my evil. I actually just wanted to smell it. It really smells lovely. Like, even an evil person is allowed to smell a lovely flower. I'm just saying. Okay. The outside of flower has grown in your room.

Mmm. So that's the end of that one. Gosh, they packed a lot into this. It was a big long episode. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I was like, this episode keeps on going. Half that I couldn't see because it was so dark, but I listened to it.

It was dark, right? I was like, especially in the dragon pit. I was like, I think I see a hand that's moving. Like, I understand there wasn't electricity in those days, but there were a lot of servants who could be lighting more candles. But you're still using lighting in the show. Yeah, let us see. This is a little...

Yeah, it's a little dark. Yeah, I turned the brightness up so I could see that. And then I turned on the PlayStation after, and it's a big white screen that comes on. I was like, oh! I had my brightness fully up, and I was like, I can't see what's happening, but I hear it. So anyway, yeah, more drama.

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