Watch What Crappens - #1970: Below Deck: Fraser Tag

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

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so as a Potomacronic, you just said the title is below deck. Season 10 episode 11. It's called phrase. Frays, Zold, Frazold. Frazold. It's a stressful episode for me.

It was like just tense for me because like, you know, nothing makes me feel tense on these shows, like when people are talking shit about each other and someone can hear it in the next room over, I'm like, oh, they can hear you, but I can tense all up, it's fun. Yeah, it was pretty tense. Mostly because my alliances aren't where I think that they would be normally. I mean, I would think I would automatically be on Fraser's side and again, Sandy on this episode because Sandy, I still have lingering Hannah resentment over how she handled that whole thing. And there's been a lot of things on the show that I've

been like, Sandy, you know, have to say, I'm not really team Fraser either on this one. I think Fraser is fucking up up a lot and he has an inability to admit that or change. And it's pissing me off watching Frazier. Like regardless of what Sandy does, I'm getting really fucking annoyed with Frazier and I'm surprised. Yeah. I'm also a bit more on Sandy's side about this. I remember last season when we first saw, by the way, Frazier, we had some, we've had some debate all season as a Frazier or as a Fraser and this episode made it very clear. It's Fraser, but last season he was very much like,

I live and breathe for housekeeping. I'm basically like the best person who could ever do housekeeping in the history of yachts. And when I see it's done wrong, I get mad. And then like all season he was fucking up. So he's sort of a scatterbrain and we're seeing that more and more. The fact that he was not more authoritative with the Camille was sort of our first sign that maybe he was not as great as he seemed. Like maybe the British accents and like the austere mannerisms gave him a lot more

credibility than he deserves perhaps. But I'm with you. I'm like a little bit more on Sandy's side. So let's get started. So we start with workout grants, which means Tony is up, you know, thinking about pizza. Oh! Oh! Oh! And he's doing that workout with rings.

You know, that we hang onto the rings and then you hold yourself up sideways, only holding onto rings. To which I say, wow, but also gross, like Rita Buck, you know, there's like two parts. There's not a suitable alternative. There's just like, there's extremes, you know, that's extreme to me. Like congrats on keeping up a habit hanging from rings like that. I don't know, it makes me wonder. It's going on.

You need a hug. Like, what's happening over there? I thought you'd be like, get some free weights. You'd be like, meet a buck, just give up the workout entirely. I think when you're something. Yeah, when you're so worked out that you can do that, because that's really intense what he's doing. That's very difficult.

I just say, like, wow, and also, but why? You know, like, I don't get it those rings are hard I I had a I used to get Training at LA fitness and I got they loved putting me in those rings and I would just be there like I looked like a newborn Colt or something like that just like it's horse that was you know or a fawn just like fresh out of the Fresh out of the womb just sort of like, those rings were wobbling and going like left and right, you know, like it was, I was a disaster in them.

I have a lot of PTSD from it. It takes a lot to not be a disaster in them, you know? And of course, the first time I ever got on them was actually when I used to work out and I went to muscle beach on Venice Beach. Really? I didn't really go to work out there. I was just with some friends and I was like,

hey, I've been working out. I bet I could do those rings. And then I got twisted up and I don't know, I probably popped something. I mean, that shit is hard. So that's what I'm saying. Like one part of me is like, wow, that's amazing. But the other part of me is like, I don't know.

I think it takes like a level of effort that there's something going on that you're not talking about. TRX, more like TR next, am I right? Thanks everyone. So then Alyssa and Hayley are in their room and Alyssa's like, this room is like a disgusting. And he's like, it really stinks, right?

It really is just like trash vagina, bowling alley, after 20, okay, that's enough of that, right? It really is just trash vagina, bowling alley after 20. Okay, that's enough of that, right? Jesus Christ, every little thing I say. I mean, is that a trash bag? That's disgusting. And then, Frays, Rachel has like mold into some of the bagels, old bagel gooters. And then, Frayser is calling a listen

Tyler for like a little meeting. And then. But then Ben is also talking to Ross. And he's like, so, how's your head this morning? You may have said, Katie a bit last night and Ross goes, well, I've got big snapshots, but I vaguely remember not much, just crunchy fish. And then we see a flashback of him being like, has anyone's fish crunchy? Yeah, eating a fork. So then a phraser is downstairs having his meeting and he's like, so will do everything

cabins this morning, beds and bathroom. And Alyssa's like, what is that that you're holding? And he's like, someone's eyelash actually very classy. We pulled that off the couch or something. I don't know, but then big news everyone. Katie is gonna make a stance, okay? Because she's like, she's really angry because for those who may have forgotten, Ross was flirting with Alyssa last night and Katie felt really like

she was like, she finally sees him for who he is. So she tells us three years ago, I had a boyfriend and we had a house together and like come to find out later, he had been cheating on me. Oh, you don't say Katie, I am completely fucking shocked. That was my biggest heartbreak and you move on from it and you move on and you know what you make sure it happened, make sure it doesn't happen again. That's why you go after the guy who goes and try to make out with everyone else on the boat. It's loud and clear now that Ross is just a fuck boy.

And so I hear it loud and clear and now I have like a wall up 100%. Now you don't, nobody who says walls up ever actually puts walls up. Okay. You just think it's something to say to make you look stable and you don't look stable. You look fucking crazy. Okay. And also there's something with you that you have to go over someone who's obviously got a major drinking problem at this point. There's no doubt. Is that alone, by the way? Yeah. There's something creepy about following that around and trying to make sure it sleeps with you

at the end of the night. It's like there's a lot of fucked up stuff happening here and I would suggest help. Allen, or I don't know, deal with it like Tony is. You know, just try and hang from some rings. I mean, it seems to be helping him. Starbucks. Get a job at Starbucks.

I don't know, get off the yacht. This is not it seems to be helping him. Starbucks. Get a job at Starbucks. I don't know, get off the yacht. This is not gonna be a healthy place for you. So, yes, then Katie's saying how, tell, Katie and Ben are talking about how Alissa is like, really faked their faces and then she talks shit behind her back and Ben's like, yeah, that's what she did to Camille.

I don't like, oh, still fuck Camille though. I mean, all this like, yes, Alissa being an asshole doesn't make come meal not an asshole. Let's making me crazy on the show. They're like, wait a minute. If a list is an asshole, then maybe come meal wasn't to know that you're all assholes. Okay. Kind of two assholes. It's allowed. You're allowed to have two assholes. Okay. It has like a French fry being like, wait a minute. That French fries a carb. You're all carbs. You're French fries. Okay. Stop has like a french fry being like, wait a minute. That french fry is a carb. You're all carbs, you're french fries. Okay.

Stop the accusations. You were cast on this show because you were french fries. Just because you have a colostomy bag doesn't mean you don't have an asshole. Okay. You can have both. I don't know. Yeah. How about that?

I like that. I felt like I was really channeling you on that one. I was like, what would Ronnie say? It's like, that made perfect sense. Either way, what I'm not here for is I'm not signing on to the narrative that Camille is the founder of victim of Alissa and her scheming ways. No, Camille was an idiot. Camille was a fucking idiot. She's like a big dumb lamp without a lampshade.

You know when you see those, you're like, well, what happened to your lampshade? Guess I'll have to get you a new one because you lost it. And then the lamp just starts drinking. You're like, wait a minute, you're not supposed to be drinking. It's like, fuck you. Okay.

I'm having a tea. So now they're all making it. What do you mean by start drinking? Oh, Alexa has a drink. Oh God, yes, Alexa, I'm telling you to start drinking. That's what I'm telling you We are choosing me of oh, like I have my walls up. She's like, what do you mean start drinking? You be going My last boy, Fran cheated on me I just have to make sure from now on it's walls up walls up

to make sure from now on, it's walls up, walls up, wha, wha, wha, walls up, walls up. Smoking, just start smoking and fizzling out. So Rachel and Frazier, Frazier and Haley, it's really that big of a deal, if I say Frazier, I guess it, that big Frazier, Frazier, Frazier, Frazier. It's just like, well-full ignorance then. It's like, it's, it's old habits, it's old dogs. It's old dogs, new tricks. Last week like it's old habits, it's old dogs, it's old dogs, new tricks.

Last week, it's fine. I said Frazier last week too many times, but now that we know better, it's like to then still say Frazier, unless you make a point right now and say, you know what, I know your name is Frazier, but I want to keep calling you Frazier, then I think it's fine. No, that's not. Well, because you're mean, I just don't care. It's hard. That would be your nickname for him.

You say, I'm gonna give you a nickname of the freezer. I feel it's like dieting. People say, you can't just go on a diet. It has to be a lifestyle choice. Like, what the fuck is that? And then you have to change your whole lifestyle. Like calling somebody a different name after you spent two years calling them one name,

it's a lifestyle choice. If I could follow a lifestyle choice, I'd be a way size 30, okay? I'd be hanging from rings like fucking, what does Bunz Tony, okay? I don't get lifestyle changes, Frazier, Frazier. So Rachel Frazier and Haley are talking and Rachel's like,

I smell like BLM. And Haley's like, no I do. Smell my vids, smell my vids. Smell my sex and a similar drug smell. Go on then. Smell my like, awkward fresh, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I'll use my pits to jerk off someone once. So Rachel's like, yeah, smells like baby powder.

So then Tony is trying to juggle waters and he just drops them everywhere. And then he gets mad at them and accuses them of trying to make him eat food or something. And then Rachel starts telling us about how she has to make her service faster and quicker and stronger. She's like, she's telling Fraser, you know, it's my neck, it's your neck, it's all of our neck, it's our neck,

it's our backs, it's our pussies, it's our cracks. And Fraser's like, hey, hey, hey backs, it's our pussies, it's our cracks. And Frazier's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. So Rachel says, maybe we can get the deck team to help run the food. And he's like, well, all they can order the drinks is something she's, yeah, they can help. So you could be stronger on the service, right?

And is that gonna be my God, if I could be out there the whole time, that's what I do, I would love that. Yeah. And Rachel tells us, we have charter six about to approach. There's a lot of things that need to be worked on. And Captain Sandy has a lot of constructive criticism. And it's great to hear things so you can work on it and get better instead of drilling in your own shit. Because if you don't, I'm going to throw myself right off the side of this boat. So a running thing here is Haley

dropping the vacuum attachment. Yes. Look at So a running thing here is Haley dropping the vacuum attachment. Yes, look at just the running thing they just keep cutting to in the show. She's vacuuming and then it falls off. Oh fuck. And it falls off. It falls off. Oh damn it, fuck my life. Yeah, she has a mass with the art of really attaching it. So then we see Tyler asking if he can iron the beds and he

tells us, my strength is definitely housekeeping and growing up when we went to the hedge rest set and my mom would get a haircut. I'd sweep up the hedge and I'd just like things clean in general and it's like in the future, I will make a great husband. I'll be like a sealer and bed. Imagine a house and the same as a yacht, isn't it? What? Yeah. I got lost in that one. I'm sorry, everyone.

He's an odd dude. He's like, yeah, go and get my mom got a haircut. All I wanted to do is sweep up hair. That's kind of creepy, Tyler. Not the sweeping up. It's just like the, Tyler. Mom, not the sweeping up. It's just like the, I don't know your mom's hair obsession. There was something real weird about it. He's starting to creep me out.

Also, poor Fraser, you know, Fraser is, I think Tyler's gonna be the death of Fraser because Tyler's that one is like, I'm the cleanest person ever. And then when he asked Iron the Beds, Fraser is like, we can free breeze them. I'm good with shortcuts as long as they look good. And you know the inside Tyler's head is like, he doesn't deserve this. Yeah,

doesn't just shortcuts shortcuts. Why not just burn everybody alive? Why not just take all their hand, make them all hair. If you want to know, I don't know, if something about Tyler, it's gonna end Frazier. Yeah, if you have a little protest sign that says, haircuts, not shortcuts. And you know, he's probably gonna go talk to the captain's Andy and be like, it's just that things aren't done here.

It's quite as professional as I would like it to that's all. Mm-hmm. So then, hey, Lee, oh, for fuck's sake, Goddamn vacuum cleaner, piece of crap, God, I still fuck you though. I'll tell you that, you know say God and vacuum cleaner piece of crap. God, I still fuck you though. I'll tell you that, you know, gorgeous little vacuum cleaner. So then Fraser is checking Tyler's work

and a walk around and Fraser says, wow, this is so tight. It's actually turning me on. And Tyler's like, I've never heard that about a bed before disgusting corner cutter. I know. So I can't have hospital corners. I have full on medical center corners.

So then Ross is meanwhile upstairs on the deck and he's trying to be cutesy with Katie because he really functioned up the night before. So he takes like a cover lit or something or just like a, just a cover. And he puts it on her head. He sort of like envelops her in it. And she's like, Ross, just finish that cover. Oh my God. Like this is, you just see it all.

It's like watching an accident in slow motion seeing her do the perfunctory on my walser up. I know he's a fuck boy, I know who exactly who he is, to then like him doing the apologetic flirting and then her saying at the end of the day, I just really care about the guy. You know that's going to be coming up next episode. And Ross tells us, well Katie's pissed about the listen, she's quite right, she should be, you know, understand.

I've made mistakes and I will make more mistakes. God, I need to have sex. So then um, text from the toy room. He's like, I'll be in the labs if you're around. And of course, she immediately crawls into the tiny boat with him to fuck him. I mean, come on, Katie. Yeah. And so he's like lying on her lap. And he's like, I'm using his pillow. And she goes, um, did you fuck a lesa? And she says, um, you know, as soon as she drinks and is all about you, you play right into it and you held hands walking down at the dock. And he's like, well, I should be more aware and I will apologize and I will do my best to work

as a team like the most basic apology. And she's like, okay, cool. And he goes, I'll apologize and I'll do better. Now, let's fuck and then he gets on top of her and Tony's like, it's like you two stop making rabbit noises in the tinder. Yeah, basically they're kissing again. So, um, freight, then Ben goes, come on, Katie, I just want to shake it. I'm like, well, sir, your one does speak, seeing who you're in love with.

So, then Frayser's talking to his staff, and Haley's just talking about how she's like cleaned up her cap, and she's talking about she cleaned up her personal cap, and with a list of say, she tied it up a little bit because it was a little dirty. And Alyssa goes, so after work, will you have enough energy for the toilet in the shower? And she's like, oh not really, I did the sink in the toilet. I don't think you got the vibe

that I was saying I voluntarily did this. It's both of our rooms. I'm not sure you quite picked up that bottle. Yes, but the toilet's not done and then Haley just gives her face. And if you could please clean the bathroom today, just, you know, that's right. You don't need to speak to me in that patronizing voice. I'll do it. Just, yay, thank you. And then as she walks off, she matters, why don't you just do it?

You gross dirty bitch. Why don't you just do it? You gross dirty bitch. How's it her responsibility to clean your joint bathroom? Yeah, exactly. She said she already did like, she already did some cleaning and tidying up.

So why don't you do the rest? Like I don't, so obnoxious. So Frater's like, what's happened? And he goes, oh, it's just a way she easy and hit. I couldn't mourn about if I want, but I live with her. I work with her. I masturbate near her.

And if I ever said anything to her, it should be, see, there's almost hacking here. Who make my love, if you make my love harder. Yeah. So then she's another one who's like, no, I'm starting to feel like maybe it wasn't the problem after all. And so then Alyssa is pissed off. She's talking to herself. She's like, I wasn't being patronizing. Like you're 32 years old. How can you be so nasty? Yeah, Alyssa, see this is the problem when you get rid of the main assholes. You you're you're now the main assholes. There's no time limit on dirtiness, by the way.

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music or wonder ya. So Rachel is talking to the captain. She's like, well I discussed with Fraser where the delay is. Oh you guys had this conversation. I'm so happy to hear that because service this is not service. And she tells us oftentimes chiefs do us want to be the friend of everyone. Fraser works in circles trying to carry the interior, because he doesn't know how to tell the crew, do your food. And that's his problem. And it's becoming my problem.

Yeah, it's affecting the guests. That's why I got so angry when I said service is not service, because one moment, I was like, pretty chill, saying like I'm so happy yet a conversation. And then the next, I was like, service is not service because one moment, I was like, pretty chill. Saying like I'm so happy at a conversation. And then the next I was like, service is not service. But she didn't see that, huh? But I'm really affected by this. Southern Katie is talking to Tyler while he irons and she's like,

you're new. Tell me about your life. Is Ross cheating on me? He's like, we're like very religious and my parents still go to church every Sunday. She says, Oh, yes, so do mine. Yeah, well, I'm still kind of religious to you. And obviously, my limitations because of my situation. And he tells us that South Africa is a very conservative country and growing up, he went to a very Christian school.

And he hasn't come out to his parents because they're so conservative. And he's like, you know, it's funny. My boyfriend goes to church every Sunday to you. he's like, you know, it's funny. My boyfriend goes to church every Sunday too. She's like, ah! You know, somewhere in New York, Kyle's just throwing popcorn at the TV. That was my story, not last season on May. Try again, Lisa.

Yeah. You know, just being someone who was from that situation, just from a very conservative religious family, you know, this whole thing that's being brought on to Bravo all the time, just, you know, do what you want, but my advice to you is just say, fuck off, fuck you. I don't care what you think. I don't fucking need your approval, and don't go to church every fucking week. If they're telling you, you're going to go to hell, don't go there.

Why would you keep going there? It's the same thing on family karma. Nicholas is still traumatized by his family, and I get it, you know, like I said, I've been there, but I just keep screaming at the TV. Then tell them to fuck off, dude. I think there's like a certain power in it being 2023, but I think that that's the great part. Like once you do come out of the closet, that's why there are fireworks that go off,

because you finally just tell everyone to fuck off, you know. And I want that for you, Tyler. I want it for you, my darling. Tamgeys gonna Tamgeys. It's just the way it is. Not everyone. Some people are Tamgeys. Some people aren't Tamgeys. And that's just the way it is. And I think it's hard for Tamgeys. Well, I hope you roar. I want to see you roll. I hope you find you'll Katie Perry young man. So, um, let's see. So there's the whiteboard and it's turn around a says on the whiteboard and Fraser's like, what is this? A penis? Haley? Yeah, I did a little bit of warning. I freeze. I did write a I did draw an electric toothbrush up there, but nobody got warning. So I had to change it, darling.

Yeah. Hey, Fraser. I mean, Fraser, because I keep saying Fraser instead of Fraser, huh? Fraser, Rachel and Ross meet me in the crew, that's for a preference sheet meeting, and Fraser goes, she said, Frazier.

Hmm. Oh, yeah, it's Fraser, by the way. Hmm. Oh. So, it's in his hands. All right. Well, chapter number six, it's Fraser by the way. So it's in. All right, well, chapter number six, it's a one day charter. Okay. So while here's the situation, it's going to be hard on the crew one day charter, but

I just hope they bring the energy. Okay. I heard, I hope that they turn the beat around like Gloria Stefan. Am I right? Okay. So Janine, Janine is her primary, not bureau, no, or Garoflo, just Janine. And this is her due over trip because she got divorced. Yeah. Yeah. She's spent her honeymoon in Saint Lucia. And now she's

going to celebrate her divorce in Saint Lucia. It's a due over and Ross is like, they won't fire dances. What Katie will be doing in a few days once the DNA has had a full chance to mingle. So yeah, well, I want to mention this department heads. Okay, listen, this is Charter 6. This is now my board. And I'm going to be putting pressure on you guys. Okay, it's like my attitude is going to be like two arms and fell up in you and squeezing real hard.

Okay, I'm here to provide a level of service that people expect. Now, when I stepped on this boat, you guys went through a captain change. That's not hard. I mean, that's not easy. You know what I mean? You went from a hug-free captain to a hug all the time captain.

And I get it. It took time to change. And then you went on a crew change, you know? But that's your grace. It's over. Now listen, Rachel, your great, your food's excellent. Ross, your hot, your grace. It's over now listen Rachel. You're great. Your food's excellent Ross your hot You're great love your sexual harassment. It's very well practiced Are you turning Tony around? Okay now Frazier you suck your stupid and I'm I don't like how you pronounce your name because there's no sitcom called Frazier

Okay So you know what it's about doing your job and earning their respect, making them win Tony's, okay, do they sing songs? Because I love it when they turn around Tony's, okay, so put the pressure on your team, because I want progress. Use the deck team when you can, also your brains. Use your brains and your legs. If you need to get somewhere quickly, remember legs can go faster, okay, thank you, we're

gonna have fun. So Fraser gets immediately upset. He's like, whatever. Just tap in that really pissed me off. Right? So Ross is like, oh, yeah, I could see and he's like, for you mean I just really couldn't breathe. Yeah, well then do a better job dude. Like you're not fucking immune to getting it out. You have an extra person. You have more people on your staff than almost any other below deck person, you have more people on your staff than almost any other below deck series has ever had. So, hey, he goes into where the other students are and hailey's like, how is the preference in go? And he's like Captain Sandi basically told me I'm doing a terrible job at leading. I was seething. I couldn't even

speak. I was just made to feel like I'm doing a fucking terrible job. I mean he approaches belittling. She's seeing other people do things far better. I'm like, I'm sorry. Okay. Sandy was basically like, hey, improve the service. She was not belittling you. She was not yelling at you or ranting or anything like that. Like she basically was like, you got to pick it up. Yeah. And by the way, while he's complaining, he's literally lying down while he's talking. Yeah, and by the way while he's complaining he's literally lying down while he's talking Like how dare she so Rachel comes in he's like can you believe that can you believe she would say that and she's like well That's just her approach Well, she's saying as she sees other people doing things fall better than me and Rachel tells us that she agrees with

Captain Sandy, but now Frazier feels attacked and And she's like, he does not take criticism or observation well, he's acting like a god damn baby. So, so then later, Alyssa's talking about it. And she's like, she's weird. Like Captain Sandy, she'll just like criticize in front of everyone. Like Frazier doesn't deserve it. She's just a cold robot. And course Sandy is like right like she's like fetching some like folders right nearby and she goes wow

Wow, wow, I heard that wow. Hey, I'm not can see anything But if you hear the echo of a wow in the hallway just know it was me maybe yeah So then Ben is shirtless and he is we see an incredibly stupid tattoo on his arm. Have you noticed it? I saw there was a tattoo, but I didn't commit it to memory. I, but I, in this moment, I did see the tattoo. What was it? It was like a person, right?

It's like one person. It looks like a blonde person kissing another person's eye and the other person is smoking. I don't really know. I guess this character is, I was like, that is the dumbest tattoo. blonde person kissing another person's eye and that other person is smoking. Really. I guess this character is like that is the dumbest tattoo. It's like beyond, beyond sunset. I just love that. Maybe I need to tattoo it on me. Yeah, I really needed to do it.

Julie at Benosh on the arm. So I mean, or Julie Derby also, also Juliet Benosh to like, it was like a fanfic version. I would be also Juliet Benosh too, like it was like a fanfic version. Um, so he's texting Camille, he's like, if you were here, I'd pull you in tight for a kiss. And she's like, I know you were seriously looking forward to spending time with you, man. To me, her check sounded a little bit, well, a little friend's only to me if you ask me. If he says I'd pull you in tight for a kiss. Her I would expect her to be like I would love

nothing more than or whatever to be in your arm or something. Not like I can't wait to spend time with you Ben. Looking forward to spending time with you. Yeah it's a little like snuggles. Like a sting like what is he even doing? Like who wants to receive that? God I wish I could pull you in tight for a kiss. Like show me your dick. You know what I mean? Like what is this? So she's back in the Cippian sure he found some guy at the 7-11 that she don't. Don. Now that's what I call a touchdown tiger. Oh, sorry. That wasn't you, man. Sorry. I can't wait to spend time with you. Person I worked with for a minute. I know. With feathered hair. So then, Haley is just like laughing and laughing so hard she needs the piece. Here she goes on the toilet and bees. And now it's the nighttime and they go to sleep. And now it's the next day and Sandy is up. She's in her wheelhouse and, oh my god, 22 knots. Are you fucking kidding me? It sounds like you are not kidding.

KNOT, kidding. See what I said there? I'm just kidding now. A lot of kidding going on here, but not kidding at the same time. It's windy. What I'm trying to say is it's really windy out here. So then, Frazier is doing provisions with Rachel.

And he's like, hello, I was wondering if you could tell us where bonfires are approved. Equally, we'd like some fire dances. That would be great. Equally, we'd like more fratius because no one else can do a goddamn thing on this boat. So they do provisions and then the captain calls the debt crew and Alyssa has a stinky blanket. She's like, it smells like someone took a piss, cleaned it up, and then Mike pissed on it again. I don't pay the goes. It's exactly what I fucking did to it. And then, um, um, Rachel is asking the interior. She says, interior, can you please put some nuts and olives and gluten-free crackers on the bar? And this is exactly why Ron and I got fucked up

because she did it. And then I said, I'm not gonna write that down. And of course, there's the basis of the nuts, nalves, and gluten-free cracker fight that happens later on. So this is the foundation of this storyline right here. And then Ben's like, oh my God, these guests, who celebrates a divorce? Wow, that's so funny. Coming from someone in love with Camille. You'll understand that one day, sir.

So then they're all getting dressed and they have to go get the guests on a tender, because oh, you know the wind. So that's Captain Sandy's favorite move is to go off deck and then make the tender bring them in. And so... Yeah, because that way it feels like you're 007. You know, like 007 riding on a little boat in the wind and then approaching an inflatable slide. I mean, I mean, it doesn't get any more super spied in that, am I right?

And it's the girls' trips, you know what that means. Well, well, lots of whizz and really bad str- really bad straw fedores. Yeah, straw hats and as Ross and Ben are going to the guests on the attendor, Ben's sort of like, he's not sure how to deal with the group of divorcees, et cetera, and he's like, what should I talk to them about and Ross goes, probably not to divorce. I'm like, no, you don't understand how this works. Like you actually have to

specifically ask about the divorce because I guarantee this lady will want nothing more to do than talk about her divorce for the next 24 hours. The divorce is literally on her preface sheet. So the captain's like, whoa, look at that. Doesn't Rast look like 007? You're God, James Bond. So to me, it's like, I feel like I'm gonna lose my hat or something. I hate it. So Wendy, and this is my de Force trip.

Will devolors. Yeah. So they come onto the boat and then they go on the boat tour and everything. They're just going around seeing all the sweets, et cetera. And they're having fun and mouhooing. And then Sandy goes up to Ross and she's like, wow, you guys work fast.

I'm proud of you. You are like wind. Like if wind were a deck crew, it would be you right now. I'm proud. I'm proud of you. Yeah, you guys sure are amazing. And so Rachel sent up some hummus. And she's like,

you want something, man, guys? And she goes, uh, when the ladies arrive, we have PETA and hummus, you know, the use, but why aren't there snacks? And then we see Rachel on the radio

went out earlier. If you could set up the bar with nuts and olives and gluten-free crackers, and Alyssa going, oh, handle that. I mean, the interior. Now we've got starving guests who are hungry and hungry.

Ooh. Do what I say when I do it. So then we see Rachel calling Fraser and she's like, the primary expression to me that she wants to eat pretty much now. So I'm gonna go as fast as I can. So Fraser's like, what? Got it. So we start setting the table and a list of videos down and it's like, they're really hungry

and they're like really craving some more schnooks and we're just going to, um, okay, so normally on yachts what we do is we have at the bar nuts and olives and interiors next, which may sound familiar to you, because I ask you to put them on the table. And that's what they were requested from their preference sheets. And are they out? Because when I walked out there,

I saw where epinans. Well, I mean, like they requested, like Doritos and gummy bears. So I just didn't think that matches much. So I guess I'll find some regular, no. What do you mean? You're not going to give you don't think their preference sheet is classy enough so you're not going to serve them. But what the hell? I know and Rachel is like losing her mind. She's like really

trying not to snap at Alyssa so she's like her face is going red and everything just please put the snacks out. I mean, you need to enter the boat with that on there. And, um, and basically, Rachel says that Alyssa is in her own world and in her own head and doesn't say focused. And Alyssa walks off a matter of stupid bitch. Yeah. That's the thing. It's like, Rachel was, I think, quite chill about this. You know, she's with politely totalistah, actually, please put the Doritos and call me bears. Oh, that's basically what she said. And Alyssa's like, bitch, you're about to get a whole lot.

You really don't want. I'm like, whoa, Rachel did not, you're the one who didn't put out the simple snacks. Yeah. So then Alyssa and Haley are at the bar and Haley's like, all right, we need to get pretzels because chef, you know, when new pretzels is something and all this is like, yeah, because the chef's taking up like a year

for Wensharkootary board, which she's having to make because you didn't put snacks out. You dumb hucker, go do your job. And she just yelled at me about it. And she's like, oh my god, you didn't put out snacks and then she goes like into whenever dumb, thong-ass rants. There was literally no rants and there was no yelling. Like that's like none of that happened.

Yeah. So this is like she needs to take her fucking meds and relax and he's like, I don't fucking care, but you know, maybe don't do this in front of the guests because she's just like going off right in front of the guests about her. Yikes. Yeah, she's getting like going off right in front of the guests about her. Yikes. Yeah, she's getting worse every week. So then the Fraser is, uh, seating the guests and, um, Rachel's getting their past is ready and guess what the captain wants. Water choice, water choice, guys, we've been here five minutes.

Get the water choice. Okay, guys, now put the water toys in. Oh, it's so funny. Look at Tony go. Good job, Tony. Catch your good. Okay, put the water choice in. Oh, that's so funny. Look at Tony go. Good job, Tony. Catch your good. Okay, put the water toys in. I put him out, Tony.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, okay, bring him in. Bring him in. Oh my god, this is so fun. So, um, um, uh, and Rachel starts talking us, telling us about how freezer, freezer is frazzled, frazzled. I just really want to give him some zanics.

And then downstairs, we see Tyler is ironing and he's also on the forwarders mom and he's like, well everyone here is really nice. I mean the boat was in shambles when I got here and I'm just trying to like clean it up a bit. The standards are, bring up the standards a little bit because you know when you're like wiping up counters at the end of the night and you got to move off the counters and put put things back. Nobody does it. It was like black under the coffee machine. Yeah, mom. Yeah, I can't believe it.

Mom, question. You're not at the salon, are you? I feel like I'm here here falling around your feet and not being swept up. It's really making me uncomfortable. Please send me pictures of ClipTair soon, mom. So then Rachel is talking to the ladies and she's like, hey, here we've got some ladies celebrating divorces.

Like, woo. And the Janine ladies like, yeah, an Italian divorce. She says, well, maybe we'll call it the Italian affair. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And everyone moves and they're like a manja. So now the ladies go change for another meal because that's literally all anybody does on the show. Yeah, it's good to know. Well, at least it at least I don't have to go on an adventure like a bloat like adventure like wedged an adventure in their 24 hours.

So um, Rachel's and Rachel's in the galley and Sandy comes in because he So how is your communication? Oh, it's better. Once again, it, it was freezer coming downstairs. Hey, I remember if it's not working, continue to have those conversations. Okay, I'm going to go upstairs and look at the wind. God, it's windy out there. Rage. Real windy. The captain is so shady trying to start all this, all this shit. Just talk to him and tell him what you need.

Why do you keep going back to Rachel? It's so weird. So then she means like, I haven't been here for 15 years. And you know what, my honeymoon was here. And now look at me here. Divorce, I'm so happy. We're gonna get to see Janine just have a total fucking breakdown, right?

I know. When do we get to see her sobbing? Because it's gonna happen, right? Oh, so many memories of Paulie. So then Sandy is calling Ross, she calls a prost and phaser and sort of has showing them on a map where the beach bonfire is going to be and everything. And then there's wetter sports and then Alyssa Alyssa is talking to her mom on the phone while she's up on the deck cleaning and phras her starts talking to Haley and Haley is like, I'm not going to lie to you, but I'm noticing a list of

sass has turned into something a little bit more and it's worrying me a bit. And he's like, yes, yesterday's attitude was a bit peculiar and he tells us, I think we're moving Camille from the crew, it's like some sort of behavior and a list of that, I'm really not appreciating. I can't wait to do absolutely nothing about this, which I will do ever since. Exactly. I promise you right now, I will do nothing.

Yeah, I think that behavior in a lissa is not from Camille leaving. I think it's because all season long, Fraser has not disciplined any of his, well, I discipline sounds like that makes it sound to children, but he hasn't basically checked any of his dues, right? Camille was so horrific and he only yelled at her once, you know, and Alyssa has such a bad attitude and he doesn't say anything about it.

I think he thinks of it as he's doing everything and they're just kind of extras in this movie where he's like literally playing every role, you know, which is bad. So then Alyssa is like, yeah, so this is like six out of nine, and everything's going fine. Workwise, mom, like, everything's going great. And then Fraser runs out there. She's, she's by the hot tub and he runs out waving his arms. He's like, Alyssa, no way, no way, no phone, no phone. And then he starts going down the stairs faster. She goes, okay, I guess I have to go, mom.

He's like, sorry, babe, we're not having phone calls. I was like, wow, did you tell her as he runs away? Yeah, and then she does this thing because he, and he's like, I'm so sorry, babe. And she goes, no, you're fine. I just had my mom on the phone. I'm like, okay, well, that pacifical question was noted, but I also hate where like, you're the one who did something wrong. So I don't need you to tell me I'm fine. You know, I hate what people do that. You're fine.

No, you're fine. I'm like, no, I wasn't, I wasn't apologizing for my behavior. You're the one who's doing the wrong thing. Don't tell me you're fine. I'm fine. I hate that. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So he passes by Tyler and Tyler's talking you good and he's like, well, I just caught around the phone on the phone on the Sunday. Can you believe it? And like, well, okay, you're getting out of the wrong things here, buddy. So then clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. And then in the galley, Fraser is talking, Fraser is talking to Rachel.

And he's like, all right, we can do some stuff on board. And then the fire dances on land. So you know what I hate? The idea of going to land and setting all that up. But no one else can do it. But me, I mean, I'm an outing on sand with fire dances. I'm the only person that can oversee this over yourself, dude. Seriously, you're going to take some coolers to a beach.

Yeah. And Rachel's like, listen, you're spreading yourself too thin, you know, like you're burning yourself and you're not being in front of the guest, which is where you need to be. And you say, I can't, I can't do it. So Rachel, Rachel's seen this happen before. And so she's basically says, like, yeah, he's basically, I can't, I can't do it. So Rachel, Rachel's seen this happen before and so she's basically says like, yeah, he's basically gonna destroy himself unless he learns how to delegate. So then Fraser is telling Galicia that he's gonna go to the beach, so he's gonna have a list

of dinner service all on her own. And spoiler alert, that doesn't happen. I feel like he's back for dinner service, right? Now I don't remember, Off to wait and see. No, no, she does most of it alone, I think. I think he gets back like once it's over. But he's like, I know what I have to do, but I don't like it.

Someone else will have to pass the dishes that you create to people and make sure they have folks. This is horrifying. So then he sees the list of by the bar and she's yawning while he gives her this great gift of staying on board. And she's like, oh my God. So I can set up for dinner and then all start dinner.

We're totally gonna stand by. And she tells us, Frazier trusting me with service is like the biggest compliment a micromanager can give someone. Like being able to put all this Camille confusion behind me is just what I needed. So I know I excel at being a stewardess and this is a chance to prove it. And this is where I feel kind of bad for her because she has no idea that the sides have turned.

Right. Like she's actually very, she thinks that she's the star of some amazing Cinderella story right now. Yeah. And like, now the audience is like, yeah, well, fuck you too. So, so that's Janina's now talking to her friend Lindsay. And she goes, you know what, I'm never getting married again. He just wants it to control me every day at nine o'clock.

Where are you? Where are you constantly checking in? I don't need that. I don't need that. You know, Lindsay's like, so great to see the story hasn't changed in the five times you told me in the past five days. Great. Thanks so much.

I know, and they're all stuck with her, you know, like you can't leave. They're like, they, they, they just know that you need to have to tell the stories, but they are so sick of them, especially because they've all lived through this before. I know, and not Ben has to listen to it. And he's like, so where are you from? She goes, Brooklyn, that's where it's at now.

You know, all the celebrities live in Brooklyn and he says, is that why you're there? She goes, no, I felt I've followed the love. My ex lived there. Now fucking hate Brooklyn. It's not like Brooklyn's fault, but seriously, like did my ex try to control me or did Brooklyn? I don't know, but I'm divorced and I cannot believe this is where I got married. Did you know that? I got married here. Isn't it funny that there's a Brooklyn bridge? Because I'll tell you who did not build a bridge? My ex. Okay, not even an attempt to reconcile. Okay, I'm over it. So now they all go to the island and Frazier and Katie are in a van. And Katie is like, yeah, this is much better than doing a long dinner. And he goes, oh my God, I'm so worried. I left a list there. Dinner.

What if someone asks for salt and she doesn't know what it is? Can I do? What would I do if she forgets how to pour wine into a glass? And Tony's like, you have to trust your crew, bro. I guess well, I'm insecure with the decision I made. However, I know if I weren't here, the aesthetic wouldn't be right. And I'm not used to trusting people enough in the job. Can't wait to perfect this aesthetic of sand and fire twirling, neither of which I have anything to do with. Table and napkins. Well, to be fair, I did think about having Hailey set this up, but I was afraid she would make the table look like a giant penis.

So they have a party and back at the boat, Alyssa's on the radio. She has that crew, that crew Alyssa, could you take out the upper pantry trash and then it's like cool, that gets you, doesn't it? Yeah, and Ross, it's supposed to get a little grating, right? Very grating. Are we talking about Katie? What are we talking about right now? No, we're talking about Lisa and the trash.

Oh, yeah. Also grating. Yeah, so now they all feel taken advantage of because she literally calls them to take out the trash every five minutes. So now this is passing the bar and looking at the floor, she's going, what kind of cleanup job is that? Yeah, she's just being real.

It's not that she's being lazy, it's more coming from a power trip place. Like I could take out the trash, but it's not my job. And I'm gonna tell the people whose job it is to take it out because they should be doing it. And the fact that they're not doing it shows that they're lazy. It's one of those fucked up scenarios and not exonerating or I'm just saying,

it's just a different kind of like, just take out the trash. Just take it out. It's literally right there. I don't know where it goes, but just like put it somewhere. Yeah, I'm not sure that it's the deck's job to take out the trash every single time, but I don't know. I don't remember. And I can't believe we've watched probably hundreds of episodes of Below Deck, and I had to actually think about it. I was like, wait, is it the deck screw? The deck? I don't know. I don't know, but I mean, I feel like when

it's during dinner service, it is their job because the stews are bringing food up or they're cleaning rooms and they're chef this cooking, so I feel like that, oh, Becky's coming and taking out the trash, but if the guests are like off the boat and she's just like walking around, I kind of feel like it's her job then. So then it turns to Haley. She's like, um, Alyssa, oh, she's like, Haley, Haley Alyssa,aley. She's like, um, Alyssa, she's like, Haley, Haley Alyssa, and Haley's like, Oh, God, this is getting to me now. She says, I don't know why, but the drinks are all

still on the table. She's what in the pantry? She's just no in skylands. She's, oh, the sky, so if you want to like stand down when you're done, I guess, I'll go there. So, you know, I was gonna like stand here and complain about this floor being dirty, but I guess if I have to go do something, I'll do it. Yeah, Haley is basically biting her tongue and Fraser is now pouring pretzels into a bowl on the beach, you know, working on that

special aesthetic that only he knows. And he's like, well, it's basic, but sometimes being a basic bitch sells very well. I've been doing it for 29 years, girls. Oh, so then I'll list this still complaining and groaning as she cleans the bar. And then the captain and Rachel. So the captain does one of her checking things

with Rachel. She's like, oh, hi, Rachel. So I've been thinking about it. I've applied pressure to you. And now you need to communicate what you need. Yes, Sandy, we fucking know. What do you want her to do? Do you want her to beat the crap out of Fraser?

Like, what do you want? You're down here every five minutes. Just say what you fucking want. Yeah, she's like Rachel's like, well, I've already discussed Fraser and he's not gonna change his style of management. You know what? At the end of this charter, evaluate. But you're the chef, okay?

Okay, you're the chef, you're still the chef. All right, I'm gonna walk around somewhere else and stick my nose into something, okay? You know, I'm not going to get involved in phrasier's decisions. He's got to make his own decisions. He has to learn his own decision making, but this isn't about tearing people down. It's about doing a job and giving them the next expectation and making them accountable for it. So instead of getting involved in his decisions, I'm just going to encourage other people to get involved in his decisions instead.

Right. It's like, yeah, I'm not going to tell him how to do things. I'm just going to undermine him, not so suddenly, and turn Rachel against him. Okay, this will be fun. So then Rachel's like, Oh, don't worry, we're on Charter 6 and my delivery will not be as nice. She goes, Okay, just communicate. And if it's not working, continue to have those conversations. Okay. If you need to throw in a hug, that's cool too, but make it an angry hug. If you know what I'm seeing, make it a nice cool duck.

So then Fraser, basically people come, people are coming over. Now the guests are heading on to shore. They're in the vans and everything. And Janine's like, so my girlfriend got a BBL. And I'm obsessed. Why I'm at the gym's two, Jim, two hours a day when I can just get a BBL. I guess it's because I'm divorced, guys. Can you believe I'm divorced?

I'm divorced. So then Rachel's just see a bowl of flour. It's like, what is this shit? Fuck you, flour. And then the fire dancers. And then Tony jumps in and turns out Tony's also a fire dancer. And he's like, I was a dancer from 2011 to 2016.

And everyone would come to my town just to see the fire show. And I love it. It took practice because it's risky. But people recognize you do something dangerous. And they say, woo. And then they say, I'm divorced. And then I walk around town with pride. Unfortunately, my career came to an end when I insisted on only doing shows at 4.13 the morning. So I was, I was a little worried when he picked up the fire after we saw his juggling

attempt earlier. It's like, don't do it, don't do it, Tony. That is true. And I was like, wow, he's really good at this. So then, um, Haley is introducing, uh, is, is learning about Keso, because she, there's like some, like a squeeze bottle of it or something. She's like, is this a sauce? And this is like, it's Keso. I literally had no idea what it was. I almost used it as a leave. No, no, no. They go crazy for it, the Americans. We just love Keso. Haley is just so confused.

She's like, so it's like a sauce, but it's hot. I don't understand what, listen, you know, you guys give us British people a lot of shit for our food, but for crying out loud, what the hell is this thing? Yeah. So then all this is like, can you grab tongs? Oh no, can you grab tongs?

And then Fraser Radius, that they're on the way back. And just a lot of who cares lines here. So let's go to the bar. So now a lady, a list is doing drinks. One of the ladies is like, did you know the ginning got a divorce and Tony is a fire dancer? And she's like, oh my god, he performed like he does everything. That's crazy. And then a lady drips Keso down her shirt.

And Haley just passes by like, wow, you're like the monolewant skiff Keso. Enjoy that. Oh, I didn't realize that's how you eat Keso. I get it now, I'll get it. So then, now they're changing for dinner and everything and Frazier's back from the beach. So this is what I'm saying.

He's back already for dinner service. So I don't understand why this was like such a whole thing that he let Alyssa go solo for dinner service if he's back while they're changing everything. Oh yeah. Mad. Yeah. Think about it. So Dennis, dinner time and Rachel's like, Gally, can I get someone to help me with my drash and Katie and Ben

are both doing something. And Rachel's talking about how she serves, oh, she serves Garam masala with honey. And then a lady's like, oh my god, is this a giant wanton? And Rachel goes, actually, this is a pom-pom from Indian cuisine. She gets so wanton. I love it. Bring some fortune cookies. And then they're like eating this, thirding all this stuff. So want on. I love it. Bring some fortune cookies.

And then they're like eating this, thirding all this stuff. And then the one lady lives is like, I'm not mad at this lobster. As long as the lobster is not mad that I'm using my fingers and then another lady goes, this is fat free. It is all pain, fat free. Like I don't, I'm just going to say I don't think it's fat free. Also, every basic lady thing to say they're saying like Hope the lobster's not mad at me is in my fingers. Wow everybody Here's my prayer that all of this is fat free my right I'm getting divorced

Also, isn't that like such an 80s take on nutrition like wasn wasn't it the 80s where we cared about like, it has to be fat free and that's why everyone got hooked on sugar because all the fat free stuff has no sugar. So the fact that she's like, guys, it's fat free, it's really good. I'm just gonna shame her for her outdated food trends. Every waiter hears that all the time. This is no calorie, right? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, calorie, right? Yeah, sure, sure. Your giant piece of steak and

with a sauce on it is fat free, totally. So Frazier is like, wow, Elisa, well done this evening. It gives me so much pride, well done. And then they hug and slap thive. And so then Rachel does this thing with sternos in glass cubes with moss in them. And she's like, ladies tonight, you have s'mores. And since you can't have a bonfire, we may do a bonfire here. For anybody who's seen the movie, the menu, this was a particularly delicious scene. I was like, do it. I haven't seen that, but I can only imagine, but I just, I wonder how the fat free lady felt about that. Guys, it's all fat free.

This is how fat free she said it. That's more, that every, that every fucking course that came out, she probably said it like, this is no calorie rise is fat free. Ah, ah, ah, ah. She was, she just thinks it's a running joke with a staff. Guys can I have some more tequila? That free, am I right?

I'm like, shut the fuck up. So then it's bedtime and Ross is like, I think I'll just wank it. Like, please, it's just a two-hit. Gross, just shut up, dude. So then in the morning, Rachel and Fraser are talking and Rachel checks in with them and is like last night I took a leap of faith letting Elissa serve dinner, but it went well.

I took such a leap of faith having a served dinner by herself in her mind, but actually coming back to serve dinner myself. That really worked out well. Yeah, so I'm still confused on the spot point. So the captain's like, peep, peep, and the Caribbean is nonstop wind. There's a window early in the morning. Otherwise, we're stuck on anchor. That's why we're going to get out of here and then make them tender back to shory again. God, I love that. Yeah. Okay, everyone, deck crew, you got to wake up because we got a goal. We got to go. So Katie, like, goes and wakes up everyone like, you got to wake up because we got a goal, we got a goal. So Katie likes us and wakes up everyone.

Like, wake up, wake up. And Sandy tells us, Deckeroo is in it to win it. Mad respect, okay. Like they're not complaining, they're like, yes, Captain. Let's do it. It is windy. This is my decision.

And I'm going to keep on having those conversations in it to win it. Then she gets on the radio and she goes, Deck team, Deck team, Captain Huxley, listen, just want to say, Deck team is awesome. Deck team is the dream team. No one is better than the Deck team. Hope the interior is not upset, but you suck. Okay, I'll have you suck. So Tyler and Alyssa hear this and Tyler just kind of rolls his eyes and he's like, has Captain

always favoured the Dic crew. She says, Oh, yeah, she definitely favours the Dic crew. She sucks Dic crew deck. And the captain is right behind them in the cap. The captain hears them. She goes, Hmm, hmm, you know, your voice carries. And for me as a captain, I just rise above it. Hold on one second, I gotta make an announcement. Deck team, you are the best team of all time. And I know you would never accuse your captain of sucking dick.

Okay, as I was saying, I just rise above it, you know, but if it's a constant problem, then I will eliminate that problem. Okay, Terminator. It's, but if it's a constant problem, then I will eliminate that problem. Okay, Terminator. It's like, if it comes to a problem, I will eliminate the prep, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. So then we cut to Alyssa carrying glasses with her fingers deep into the glasses, which just you're fired.

You're officially fucking fired after I saw us disgusting. So then anchoring Tony is like hanging out of the little whole thing eating. And they're like, don't you want to come out of the hole? He's like, no, I look thinner than here. Yeah, so then he keeps, by the way, he stashes gummies in the anchor hole. He's like, this way it's easier.

Oh my, okay. He's like to keep him for later or what? Yeah, meaning that like, just like, it's just, he's like all of that extra size but he's like stashing gummies all over the boat. Just love it. Love it. So then Fraser, Fraser is saying to the guests,

I always recommend packing before breakfast so you can stay up here as long as possible and you won't feel rushed and they're like, oh, okay, I'm under the horse. She's like, yes, yes, divorced lady. So they all go pack and Alyssa comes to serve them. And then the captain sees Ross taking luggage and she's like, why, why the rush did the luggage? What's the rush for? And it's, well, when somebody calls us to come do luggage,

we come do luggage. I'm not in control of that. So she gets on the radio and she's like, interior crew, interior crew, let's not rush the crew and make them pack. We came to the duck early because of the weather. We're not forcing them to do anything. Also I'd like just to leave this message for the debt crew. Why do birds suddenly up here every time you want? Okay, back to the interior crew. You guys suck. Okay. And Fraser's like, that's not what I'm doing. Well, hey, all crew, all crew. I just want to say I just got a phone call from Norma, who says, Hey, even though you're in an app to captain, you still have the best deck crew of

all of the world. Wow, I can't believe that. We had a little bit of a truth for one moment just so she can talk about how great the deck crew is. Oh, wow, that was a pretty amazing. So she's like, yep, we want to guess up before 12, but I don't want them feeling rushed and Frazier's like, they're not rushed off the boat. She's just interior, do you copy? Do you copy? And so Frazier's like Captain Captain Frazier, Captain Captain Frazier, and she goes, go ahead Frazier. And he's like, what's your location? And it's Frazier.

Yeah. And so, and he's like, why would she do that on the radio? Lock that. And let's just, because she's a bitch. So Sandy's like, he Frazier.

I don't want the guests to feel brushed off the boat. He was, oh, that's not what I want to do. What I want to do is maximize their experience because I've seen people not enjoy their last few moments. I've seen them frantically looking for things because, okay, I appreciate that. I was like, it's all about the experience. I fully feel that.

Okay, okay, okay, I get it. All right, hey, you know what? Freezer always, freezer always has an excuse for everything and he never takes accountability for anything. Like why did he cause all that wind? Every day he's causing wind. He never takes accountability. I don't care how you've been banging the luggage, you're pushing them off the boat. So then the rain comes and they're eating breakfast and, hey, it's like, this is probably one of the best things you're going to try in your life. Oh, sorry, I'm at my dress.

I have to keep them in. Sorry, it's boat rules. Here's a ship breakfast for you. Eat up, ladies. And the ladies, like, this is a masterpiece. So is my marriage, but look what happened there. Okay, Janine, we get it. We get it.

You're divorced. Okay, just look what happened there. Okay, Janine, we get it. We get it. You're divorced. Okay, just enjoy your French toast. So they run around covering stuff because of the rain and then they leave some muffins and they don't eat all their muffins. So Fraser takes the muffin tin thing and he's like, or they didn't finish these muffins.

Do not touch them. And a list is like, no way. These are my muffins. And the captain is on her laptop right in the next room. So they don't see her, but she's right around the corner. And she's like, my cabin wall ends in the pantry. I hear everything. And when I come out of my cabin, I see the same thing, a lot of standing around chatting while they're calling the debt crew to take out the trash. And that bothers me.

Because what's happening is while the debt crew is frantically covering up all everything because of the rain Alyssa is radioing them saying like hey the the pantry trash is full She's once again, you know ordering them to come you know empty out the the pantry trash and then she's like standing nearby Stuff in her face with a muffin a leftover muffin and so Sandy hears and sees all this and she just loses it So she goes, okay, you know what? Can someone strip my bed? Because there's three of you standing around and this crew is doing all the work for the interior

and it's not fair to them. So it's punishment. You have to strip my bed. And yes, I will be playing Brandy Carlyle while it happens. It will actually be a pretty lovely experience. In many ways, this is actually a reward And Fraser is like captain. We are not standing ranchers. Oh, you know what? There's three of you the deck who's bouncing their ass like taking out all the garbage out for you guys constantly But we've just tried to clear everything and that's just Fraser now is not the time to talk to me

It is not the time. Well, I just want to defend my team. She'll stop talking Fraser And he tells us, pure rage. I've never been in a fight and said it's not the right time to speak to me. I've never felt so sickened by a captain in my, you would be fucking fired. Yeah. By anybody else. And especially if you sat off to me like that, you're literally standing there eating a muffin while Alyssa is calling for people to do garbage.

How could you even think that right now would be a good time to argue? I know. Well, also when he says, I've never been in a fight and said, it's not the right time to speak to me. Well, you weren't in a fight. Your boss was telling you get back to work. That's not a fight. That's you receiving orders.

Okay. So when she says, it's not the right time to speak to me. Like you're not, there's, this is not an equal in exchange of words and sentences and thoughts. This is you needing to put them up and down and take that garbage out yourself and take care of shit. Yeah, boo. Boo to you. Um, so then coming up, I will not tolerate insubordination, the fish stinks at the head.

And right now, you're the head. Are you saying I'm a fish? I have never been as disgusted in my life as when Captain Sandy said I was a fish. And that brings us to the end of below deck. Everybody thank you so much for being with us my little darling darlings. Go to watch what crapens.com for your life so tickets and we will be back Mannyanna with the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dane C. Dane Duh. She's not just a Sheila. She's a Daniela. Itch-O-Ls. Aaron McNickalus. She don't miss no trickle-us.

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