Watch What Crappens - #198: Amy Phillips One on One?David?!

Episode Date: June 30, 2015

Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) is without partner Ben Mandelker this week, so it?s time to cheat with amazing comics! First up is the hilarious and incomparable Amy Phillips (@amyphillips_) of Bravo TV Real Housewives Impersonation fame. She?s hilarious, and talking about Real Housewives of Orange County is a trip straight to the looney bin. We also did a Book Club reading of RHOMiami Lea Black?s book, Red Carpets and White Lies! Come on in! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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love to talk about on Bravo. I'm Ronnie Karam from Trash Talk TV, and Ben Mandelker is dead. Just kidding. He's in New York with his family in his childhood bedroom, having the time of his life somewhere without a TV, which is disgusting. So today I have a guest host. I'm taking this week to cheat on Ben with all my favorite people that I never get to talk to alone. And first up is Miss Amy Phillips from Bravo, the real Bravo. Welcome, Amy Phillips. Hello. I'm so happy to be your hall pass

omg i love hanging out with you and since i never leave my house in real life the only way i'm ever going to be able to do it is here so yay yay we asked a lot for those of you who don't know amy you're not a real bravo fan gtfo okay um amy does all the impersonations of the housewives on watch what happens live and online at youtube.com slash wwhl by bravo watch what happens live by bravo so good you can follow her on twitter at amy phillips underscore or find her on facebook she's there too i want to say that because i'll forget to plug good job with the plugging right up top. Take care of business. I really like that.

Please, if you'd like people to just take note of my incredible Twitter handle. At Amy Phillips Thunder is good. I like it because it looks like kind of a blank space that you're leaving like Amy Phillips

Vicky, Amy Phillips Heather. Should be whoever you want her of a blank space that you're leaving like amy phillips vicky amy phillips heather oh should be whoever you want her to be you just took something and made it into like gold i really like what you think should we start over and you could just pretend that was naturally your choice no i i want you to have the credit it's genius so thank you so much for coming on we will be talking about real housewives of orange county but first we have questions okay questions i'm gonna start with my own we have a lot of uh listener questions but my own question is when i see you out at parties and stuff everybody knows you like they all know you and they all really love you like all the bravo people has anybody ever gotten mad at you uh not that i know of not to your face no

not that i know of to my face actually thank you for including that in there because there there could be some people who are just seething you know just angry at night going to bed and thinking about my impression. And I don't know about that. And that's fine. I'd rather keep it that way. No one's ever said anything to my face. I had a little tiny little altercation with Carlton on Twitter where I remember when I did an impression of her,

she saw it on Watch What Happens Live and really liked it because they just showed a clip and then later on I think I made mention of like her kids names and then someone on Twitter brought that to her attention and I don't even think she knew what I don't think she saw the entire video but was like what don't mess with my children you're messing with me like you know so I was like do you even know what you're talking about right now and then all your toenails fell off yes i'm yeah i'm a toad i'm actually a frog right now so other than that and then everything you know so far so good and i'm and and you know i try to i try to go try to take my sense of humor in a light-hearted celebratory sense when i do the the impressions

you know because i like to embellish and exaggerate you know characteristics about the bravo leberties um that are fun and not necessarily in a mean way i like to just kind of go with that angle and i think that's why they embrace them you know yeah because you're not an a-hole there's a reason i'll never work for Bravo, all right? Support us at patreon.com slash watch what crappens, please, because you know we need it at this point. You know I ain't never getting a job. But I love that that was from Carlton,

because Carlton, you messed with my children, destiny puddle yesterday and last month, and you're going to get it, girl. It's like, what are you doing? Those kids. Destiny puddled yesterday and last month, and you're going to get it, girl. Those kids. I kind of like, I want to run into her. There's some people that I do run into them here, just living, you know, as you know, we live in Los Angeles. So, like, I was on my way to the dentist the other day, and I walked right past Josh Flagg. Oh, I love walking past Josh Flagg.

He goes to FUBAR sometimes, and I walked right past Josh Flagg. Oh, I love walking past Josh Flagg. He goes to FUBAR sometimes and I live by there. We should start a show called Walking Past Josh Flagg. We should. He's in public a lot. He was standing out there in hipster clothes in front of the FUBAR and he said, oh, cute dog. I said, thanks. When did you start dressing like that? And he said, what? Like he gave me kind of a dirty look. But, I mean, I couldn't help it. He looked like a hipster. I was like, where's the bow tie, boy? And then I just kept walking because what are you going to do?

You're like, get in this Uber and head over to Silver Lake because that's where you belong, Josh Black. No kidding. You're on the wrong side of town. We're not going to Windex your jacket if it gets dirty over here. Get over there with your plastic leather. Rich person. Okay, let's see what else. These are some listener questions.

This is from Caitlin. Which impression came to you the easiest, and who was the most difficult to master? Ah, good question. I will say that Ramona, of the housewives, Ramona came me like as if she was been living in my body for years because all of a sudden I was like just all of a sudden out of nowhere I was like Peter Grigio it just it was there I feel like it was meant to be I feel one with Ramona so that was did not take long at all just in me Ramona was the scariest housewife to me at first because I didn't get on the housewife bandwagon until they were a few seasons in.

And I turned on The Real Housewives of New York and those crazy eyes and that posing. I was like, oh, my God, I can't watch these. This is great. They're just getting crazy people off the street. And of course, that's why I love it now. But she was my first horrifying one. And who is the most difficult one for you to master? Do you like practice a lot?

Oh, my God. I recently did Sonia Morgan from New York. And that one was the hardest one I've ever done. And I do not feel like I mastered that one. I think you did. I think you definitely, definitely at the end, you had her voice so good. See, well, thank you for saying that. But I really, I do not feel like if you ask me to do that impression right now, I just honestly don't even know if I could do it ever again.

I'm going to have to work on that more. But like I worked on that so long and so hard. And I just for some reason could not like get, I couldn't get there. Like I do with the other ones. And, and it just wasn't as obvious to me. And I don't know why.

I don't know. You wouldn't think that she was. No, I wouldn't think that she was, I would think she would be one of the hardest because she doesn't have, um, she doesn't have like obvious character traits that the rest of them have. I mean, the way we do, we don't do imitate, we make fun of them,

but our imitations are really terrible, but we just kind of take like one thing they do and just hammer it in over and over. But Sonia never does one thing. I mean, except like have sex with young people, but like she doesn't do one thing all the time that you can, she's different every time. You're absolutely right. That's what it was. and it took me so long to figure out that she the only kind of like thing that i had going in was like i know she sort of like she it's not that she slurs her words

because i'm not saying that she's it's not that she's i was like i'm not gonna play her drunk all the time that wasn't my angle but it was just that she actually has a little bit of like a relaxed tongue when it comes to things. She's like, you guys are talking about me all the time. You know, like she kind of like draws things out a little bit more than with just like, I just kind of leave my tongue sort of dead in my mouth for a second. You know. Like you're at the doctor and have a tongue depressor on? Yeah, guy.

Get on, get icon. Someone show, I just do, anyone who's ever drunk, I just make them Kim Richards. Oh, God. Listen here, stinger singer. This is my song. It's like, that's not Kim, you know, that's not Sony at all. But who cares? They're both drunk.

I really wish that there would be a mashup like that someday where they bring the housewives together from different franchises. That would be amazing. How have they not done that yet? Well, I think that, honestly, I think they should, but I don't think they should do it for a very long time, because that to me would be like they're jumping the shark episode. Like when it's all said and done, you know, when the Real Housewives are, you know, people don't care anymore, which I don't know how that could ever happen. Yeah. Women bitching at each other will be popular forever.

But I want to do that. I want to do that as, like, one big sketch and play all the characters. Oh, you should. Like a survivor for Housewives. Well, not even survivor, because they get to live on that, and they're already used to starving. So something like, is there one where they, like, hunger games each other, like, eat each other or something?

There's got to be something where they beat each other up. Your husband's into wrestling. Maybe we do like a wrestler crossover do let do a ladder match don't ask me why i know a ladder match that's awesome you're like i knew i wanted to marry him the day he took a folding chair to the back oh so romantic through love all right let's move on to the next here someone named Ginger asked questions for Andy no Ginger not questions for Andy why the hell am I going to have Amy Phillips

on here and then we're going to ask Andy questions Ginger love you though thanks for following us I love that Ginger thinks that I'm BFFs with Andy you're going to be calling Andy. I'm going to text Andy the questions. Andy, Ginger wants to know why you're stoned.

Andy wants to know what you're smoking. Please share. We'll just ask Andy a bunch of questions and tell him they all come from Ginger, but we'll make them up. Hi, it's from Ginger. I love that name, Ginger. I know who that Twitter person is. Hi, Ginger. Hi, it's from Ginger. I love that name, Ginger. I know who that Twitter person is. Hi, Ginger. Hi, Ginger.

What's a Sheila? What's a Sheila? I am with a Sheila. Let me see. How long does it take you to master a housewife? This is from Bill Crane. His favorite is you, your version of Shannon. Hashtag love you.

Aw. Hashtag David. What was the question? How long does it take? How long does it take for you to master a housewife? I've got a question. How long does it take you to master a mistress, David? How about that one?

Let's start there. got a question how long does it take you to master a mistress david how about that one let's start there well i actually shannon was another easy one i just had that in me it was easy um but like for example i'm just gonna go with with sonia it took me like i was working on her probably like an hour i would work on it for like an hour one day wait a couple days work on it for another hour another day so I probably put in like three to four hours of like just vocal work on Sonia which is way more than I ever do on all of them like they usually don't take that long usually if I can put it in like an hour to an hour and a half of like really concentrated practicing the voice, like trying to find the range that they're in and like just working on it out loud. I usually come pretty close within an

hour to an hour and a half, but that doesn't include the time that I spend watching the shows. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We don't count that time either. We don't count that, but that, and that's endless. I mean, that's like, that's years of appreciation. Yeah. You know, I'll like, I'll just watch some of the episodes. If I'm focusing on Shannon or something, I'll like just watch an episode. I'll just fast forward to all of Shannon's parts and just sort of concentrate on some of the things that she's doing. And, you know, so it's anywhere between like, like vocally, it's anywhere between like two and like six hours.

And then and then I got to go prop shopping. I got to get the wigs. I got to get the costumes. I got to get the makeup, the lashes and the bronzer. So yeah, to be honest, I think that's the only thing missing from Sonia is the wig. It's not right. It's too tight. I don't think she's ever worn her hair like that.

I think if you get the hair down, the rest of it, you've got perfect. That was a problem because I wanted to do an updo, you know, because she's so updo-y. Yeah. But she's like Lucy updo-y, right? Or does she have tight updos? She keeps it pretty right and tight. But the thing is, I didn't have the height. Like, I needed to have, like, a little bit more of, like, that bouffant in the back.

Oh, a little more patsy. The hair wasn't right because you can't put a wig in an updo. It's, like, impossible. have like a little bit more of like that bouffant in the back a little more patsy like the hair wasn't right because you can't put a wig in an updo it's like impossible so yeah i had to do like a lower thing and i tried to tease it it just was a little bit of a mess but um i wanted to sort of differentiate her from some of the other housewives i do with like the wig by putting it in an updo but i think that may have backfired no it didn't backfire it's a really good i mean it's a really good impersonation i wasn't thinking that the whole time i'm just thinking it now because we're talking about it like how's like her hair is tight yeah and i think

i need to i need to revisit the wig the wig shopping is so hard sometimes i actually went to try to find like the same colors her hair and i could not find it and and so it's just like it's always it's a crapshoot and the thing is sometimes I don't have a lot of time like I don't I can't just I can't I could go online and find really nice wigs you know but those take time to to get delivered and sometimes I only have four days to do the video it's like um why do they call you and tell you what they want like how does that work do they call and and tell you what they want? Like, how does that work? Do they call and say, Hey, Amy, we'd love a Sonia this week. Or do you call them and say, Oh, I've got this coming out. It's both actually. Like, so for example, like with Shannon, I think, um, and with Heather Dubrow and with Lisa Rinna, like I said to them, I said, Hey, how do you guys feel about me doing,

you know, these, or, you know, how do you feel about me doing Lisa Rinna? And they were like, that's great. She's actually going to be on the show this day. So let's let's do you can if you can get it by this day, then that would be great. So sometimes when I'm inspired to do something, it kind of lines up to when they're going to have them on the show. And then that ends up happening like pretty quickly just because the show is on you know the series is airing at that point so that means I have to kind of quickly get it together which only which usually means that it takes me it's like a solid like about four days where I'm like doing everything I'm working on the impression I'm doing all the prop shopping I'm doing the writing of the script and then we shoot the video and then we edit it and it's all like in in about a four-day span

sometimes shorter like we've turned around videos like actually one time andy wanted me to do rachel zoe during the government shutdown the shutdown is bananas and so they actually asked us to do that that day and we did it within like a couple hours whoa but that was easy because i already had the impression down i already had the costume and the wigs and stuff like that all i needed to do was so we just quickly wrote the script and edited it was very simple so that was the shortest time that we ever did it but like when i'm doing an impression for the first time ever it takes longer because i need to like spend more time shooting it and like getting it right and blah, blah, blah.

And when you say you work on your impressions, do you like stand in front of a mirror with a wig? How do you do it? I never that is like I never stand in front of the mirror and ever work on my impressions. I could I can't do that. I don't I mean, you think that I it. The only time that I start to actually work on the facial stuff is when I'm in front of the camera. And like, so I'll, I always focus on the voice first and then I just get the wig that I think works. And then I get in front of the camera and I try to like, you know, and try

to encapsulate the character. And then I do a playback. I watch back and I'm like, oh, okay. If I do that, this looks more like them, you know? Oh, right on. on yeah i can't do stuff in the mirror either because it just like it turns into you're fat you're fat like i'm too self-deprecating i can't be in front of the mirror yeah it turns into like you're crazy what are you doing yes well you know i spent a lot of time in my house just talking to myself like making videos and stuff so i think we're made we're made for each other that's different you were yeah we're the same there but you know yeah looking in the mirror and like I don't know it just it's a little bit yeah no mirrors I don't know why I'm still obsessed with Sonia hair but um I'm thinking

I mean I base characters on wigs I do it differently than you I look for a wig and then find a character for the wig I couldn't imagine having to look for a wig that looked like somebody unless it was like Tyne Daly because I know her hair pretty well. But like everybody else, forget it. That is such a good idea. I love that. I love that. I need to start my process over again. Can't redo it all.

Tell YouTube dot W-W-H-L Bravo Clubhouse delete everything. We're starting over. Speaking of wigs, do you know that Lisa Rinna sent me a wig? No, she did

not. Yeah, I swear to God. So I did the first time I did a video of her, I, again, I had an incredibly hard time finding a wig for her because her hair is so perfect and that whole thing. I, that, and again, I only had four days to pull

this together and usually it's on a weekend so there's no time i actually found a wig online that i was like oh wow this is like perfect but i don't have time to get it so i went to the wig shop and then they can actually hollywood wigs they you can buy a wig and they can like cut it and style it for you to whatever you want you know been there so groundlings level four thanks you hollywood wigs oh my god thank god we have so much in common um so i had them do that for my lisa rena wig but you know they did a great job but it wasn't like exact it was a little bit longer than maybe it should have been and so anyway i did the video and lisa loved it and then she sent me a wig um the raquel well from the raquel welsh collection

which is a phenomenal line so sure she's like i traded raquel for some depends we're in an endless supply. You're next, Lonnie Anderson. Oh, God. I want a Lonnie Anderson wig. I do, too. So she sent me the wig in a really nice note, and she was like, I need a wig. I thought you should have this, too.

And my stylist got this. And anyway, it was great because then they asked me to do another Lisa video and I had the perfect wig for it. Lisa Rinna is so nice. I tweeted her recap one time because I write recaps for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And they're really rude. I was probably drinking or something. I was like, I'm going to send this to Lisa Rinna. And then she retweeted it and she said, if you can't laugh at yourself,

don't read this. And I was like, she's going to start some shit with the other housewives, you know, because they don't like that when you're like retweeting stuff about them. And then she private messaged me, well, one of her people who works with her private messaged me a recording of her laughing at my recap.

And that wakes me up every day that is so cool isn't that cool that girl's good with gifts that is it that is literally the gift of laughter i mean that is amazing yeah waking up to a housewife laughing at your housewives I never want to wake up any different way. Oh, God. It's just like, I can't fucking believe this. Love her. Never leave. Ronnie, you are so funny. You are so funny, Ronnie. Own it, Ronnie.

Hustle. I was just watching your hustling video today. So good. Hustle. She hustles. Is there a person who does imitations of your imitations? I found a job!

I think that that's an excellent question because I've actually had the people who I, like Rachel Zoe said to me when we did a video together, she was like, oh my god, I'm like doing an imitation of you doing an imitation of me. Like I'm imitating you doing it. Yeah.

So do you know who doesn't shut down during a shutdown? Fashion. Fashion doesn't shut down. Take that hashtag government. I'm looking over questions. Man, people love you. There's a ton of questions here. Take that. Hashtag government. Government. I'm looking over questions. Man, people love you. There's a ton of questions here.

What do you think of ISIS? Just kidding. That's not one. Shut them down. Shut down ISIS. The government needs to shut down ISIS. Speaking of, I need more ISIS in my drink. Excuse me. Okay. which is your favorite?

Got that, got that. I think these are Twitter. I need to get to my Facebooks. Okay, here we go. Why would Shannon, blah, blah, Amy doing Shannon? Okay, we've got Shannon coming up, so we don't need to talk about that. And Megan, please. Do you have a Megan impersonation yet?

I guess we're about to find out. I don't need to talk about that and megan please do you have a megan impersonation yet i guess we're about to find out i don't have one um let's see um my face is up here why aren't you looking up here shannon i was so upset i don't know at it, but she is kind of funny how she's like, I was trying to work on a charity. Someone on Facebook said, tell her to do the pronounced T's. Oh, no way! Oh, that's perfect. There you go.

I've never thought of that. I have just moved here. i have gotten into my home now i have to sell them my home i don't know i don't know i she just she's very i will say i am like extremely glad that she doesn't have like a really i'm so sick of these high-pitched voices some of these housewives and thank god she doesn't have like a really – I'm so sick of these high-pitched voices, some of these housewives. And thank God she doesn't have like – her voice is not annoying. It's like very – it's very calm, very low. I like that. I prefer my housewives to have a non-grading voice.

I miss Gretchen. I miss Gretchen. Do you do a Gretchen? I've never seen you do a Gretchen before. I've never done a Gretchen. I love your Gretchen. Do you do a Gretchen? I've never seen you do a Gretchen before. I've never done a Gretchen. I love your Gretchen. Mine is nothing like her. But I still like it.

That's what I love about it. No, I never did Gretchen. Leah told Gretchen, he makes fun of you. Make him do it. Leah's just pushing me in front of traffic whenever it passes. And Gretchen's like, that sounds great. Do it. She was. She was up for it. because i remember i was standing right there and or no yeah leah's like pushing you in front of her and then and or she said to like you and ben

and me she's like i hear one of you guys make fun of me and i was like not me and i like i basically like pushed i was like throwing you guys out in front of the bus i was like not me like leah show me where justin bieber's She's like, oh my God, it's right there. Yeah, I did it for Gretchen and she was not amused. I think she was. She was like, all right, I'll see you again never. If you ever call me again, I'll see you. Okay, so I guess we should move on

to the Real Housewives of the OC oh god it's so lovely i love this show what are your general thoughts so far of the season since this is our first time talking to you this season what's your general i like megan i i do like megan like i'm i'm excited about her being a part of it because a lot of the times they always have to have these – they have to have one young girl. You know what I mean? Yeah. And sometimes I feel like they don't get it right in these cities. where she where she goes because I sort of like I like her. She's a little naive and I like that combination with the other housewives that are so seasoned. You know what I mean? Like

but she's not she doesn't seem like she's obviously got balls, as Vicky said, like she's calling it out like she she's got balls, you know, to like stand up to Shannon and do all this stuff like right out of the gates. She's just going for know to like stand up to shannon and do all this stuff like right out of the gates she's just going for it which i have to say i kind of appreciate because some and i don't think she's forcing it either she i think she's she might be like deep down manipulating the situation to try to get a storyline but but at least it seems pretty authentic like she did not invent that conversation with shannon on the phone you know yeah she didn't invent that she wasn't she didn't force her way into someone else's drama like it genuinely i think unfolded so and that is a classic housewife fight like even if it was made

up at least she knows her history because the housewives can't fight over like gay marriage it has to be you you know. Charity. I called you and then you, you know, you didn't, you pretended not to know me. That's a Housewife fight. It'll go on for 10 years. It will. It is, it is crazy how quickly it spun out of control, but I'm kind of excited about it. And the fact that it's all about a charity is, again, just the classic, just, you know, ironic thing about housewives arguing over a charity

and then they did they that they keep bringing it up again and they're like it shouldn't be about it's about charity it's about charity and yet they're just like just digging their nails in each other's backs i i love that so anyway i love i like megan i'm kind of i'm interested in that situation um so glad that Vicky's back. I just can't believe we have to endure Brooks again. I'm just like, oh my God. I just love him. You do?

Oh, I love Brooks. I think he's amazing. I love that he speaks in greeting cards, which he hasn't done as much this year, but he'll usually do it. He'll be like, roses are red, violets are blue, I like shrimp, and I'll side of you, Vicky. And she's like, oh my God, that's so romantic.

Like everything he says is some like half greeting card and half something he read on the back of like a Deepak Chopra book. Oh my God, that is so good. In fact, I was just thinking the other day, why don't they have like real housewives greeting cards? So I need, I think you need to get on that right quick. Like after we get off this Skype call, go like your Brooks greeting cards and any other housewives. See if you can get some rights on that.

Well, I have to, I hate to trash my new business before it's even begun, but I've actually gotten some housewives greeting cards because people send them to me on Valentine's Day. Like I'm stupid and give people my address. I'm like, sure, you want to send me something? Here I am. I'm like putting a location pin. And I've got one of Teresa saying, happy Valentine's Day. Oh, no, there are greeting cards of housewives that exist. I had no idea.

Well, it looks like I'm looking at the fridge now. Sorry, I was turning around. But they're next to the paintings that my baby nieces make, if that tells you where they go. Aw, that's cute. Yeah, there's one of Kim saying, I'm wigging out over you, like open mouth kissing Troy. Or Croy, whatever. They're not full greeting cards. They're, I think, copied from probably like wet paint. I'm guessing wet paint, because who else? Oh, whatever. They're not full greeting cards. They're, I think, copied from probably like Wet Paint.

I'm guessing Wet Paint because who else? Oh, right. It seems very Wet Paint, right? They're like, come click on and get some of our greeting cards. And now click this People Magazine ad. And now click this crossword puzzle. And now become my friend for Bejeweled. It's like, shut up.

Just give me the card. Anyway, sorry. I usually reserve my click hatred for Radar Online. I'm like, you will not believe what NeNe said today. Click, click, click, scroll, pop up, block ad, ad block, ad block plus. NeNe said, bloop. It's like, god damn it, Radar Online. Oh, god, that is so GD frustrating.

That is so, I can't believe I just said GD, but it. Oh, God. That is so GD frustrating. That is so. I can't believe I just said GD, but whatever. I love you. I love your Midwestern little butt. That is GD obnoxious. So that is so GD. So GD goddamn obnoxious. Okay.

So back to the. Okay. So. So I. um okay so back to the okay so so i and then i had no idea that david cheated on shannon until the episode aired i had no gd clue i had no idea i did they have that in like the tabloids about them was there a spoiler about that before the season started honestly i i really love these shows but i only pay attention to them when they're on if they're not on i barely remember their names me too me too okay me too i mean i

don't think there was gossip about it i would think that there would be but i mean i don't know i don't care it didn't make it on tmz yeah well that was pretty devastating i i oh man my heart just just really did break for Shannon. Honest to God. I felt so bad for her because I was genuinely like excited for her by the end of last season about how like her marriage and then they were kind of going through some troubles. And I thought, you know, she's kind of getting her groove back and he's into that. And by the end of the season, I was like, oh, he's like into her because she kind of

sort of is owning her personality. I mean, owning her, her identity and she's kind of like her own person, and I think he probably respects that, and they're going to have this great marriage. And then I was just so excited about that. And then to have it come back to this, I was like, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Not only that, but there's so many, like, little stabs.

Like, you see, everyone's like, oh, David, you know, David's so nice. Of course he cheated she's a monster you know a lot of people say well i mean on the internet we're all horrible so people are allowed but people say stuff like that and i've always thought god that is so unfair but i do see little david stabs that just kill me every time like when they were in that couples therapy thing at the best western or whatever yeah and the lady's like make a poster board of your of your life and then he's like shannon shannon changing light bulbs on a chandelier shannon shannon and then at the bottom it's like a fair and there's like gold stars around it and he's telling the other people

yeah this is when i had an affair it was one of the happiest times of my life but it hurt my family i died when he said that i was like oh my god because it did sound like he had no regret i mean i'm sure he does but it did when he when he actually said he's like and this is when i had my affair i've never felt more alive like this is the most exciting time of my i'm like don't rub it in like you can't you know there are times when you need to lie like you can't just say that that you and and then and then on tv i mean that's just like humiliating um and i can't believe that he's actually agreed to to do this on tv with her like oh my god i don't think he has much choice

really i've i just don't think he well i mean he could not be on tv but then if he's not on tv then she's going to be like well they've hit there was a light bulb out on the chandelier and I came home and it was still out. I mean, does he even care? It would just be nice if someone cared, Dr. Moon. That's all. Dr. Moon says that David and I should work it out. And I said, Dr. Moon, you should put some pins in David's feet and his back and everywhere it is because this is not working out. back everywhere it is because this is not working out i so now now the beef with them like i love men i love the couple bickering i mean that's just like the best i mean they're in that golf

cart you know and they're driving around and she's like you have to make you have the choices to make you can to make your choices right now and his voice like his voice is so funny because he seems so laid back he's like honey it's okay just stay calm honey honey it's okay she's like i'm feeling things i'm sorry but i have feelings and right now i'm feeling a lot of things and we'll just keep driving don't look don't look just keep driving past them like where are they going yeah i feel like in that moment i'm feeling for her because like i mean we've all like in relationships we, I'm feeling for her. Cause like, I mean, we've all been like in relationships, we have all been there and you, when you are so pissed at your, at your spouse or like your significant

other, you get, you do everything you can to keep it together. And like, and I've been in that same place where before, I just, I'm having these feelings and I don't, I don't, I don't want them. I want them to go away. I want them to go away. But I'm so goddamn mad right now trying to keep it together. Failing things is horrible. One day I went a whole day. I had a negative thought free day.

But you never know. You can't plan those. They're not on the calendar. They just happen or they don't, David. I can't plan them when they're going to happen. I can't say two weeks from tomorrow I'm going to have a bad thought. So I'll leave the house and I'm going to do it on my own. I don't know.

Keep driving this golf cart. Wait, wasn't I sitting in the front seat of this golf cart? You stole my seat. That golf car driver stole my seat. I will not stand for this, David. David. David. Why are you running from the golf cart david come back here oh shannon so i love her i mean overall overall i think it's a good start

it's a good start to the season it's sad in many ways again sad too like with new york i know we're not talking about new york but i do think it is really weird. We can talk about New York a little. Go on. Just that like, you know, Ramona had to start this whole thing off with her whole situation with Mario and that's heartbreaking. And then Shannon's going through this with her husband. It's sad because you watch these women and you end up

you, I mean, obviously you care about them. So you feel sad when they're sad on some level. And then, you know know once you get the sadness out you can laugh again but um i was like yeah it happens fast for me it's a very quick process it's a quick transition yeah i'm like oh okay let's record right now the best part of mario's affair was luann taking ramona to the lunch oh ramona you just seem so oh by the way i was on tinder mario's on tinder do you know about that mario what what huh loved it luann

so shady this is so shady because luann was just like i have to tell you something ramona and she's like i don't i don't want to hear it i don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. I can't jump from Shannon. Well, I'm still Shannon. I don't care what Mario thinks. Mario's free to do whatever he wants. And I'm free. It's a new life. I'm free.

I'm like a bird. I'm flying right now. I'm going to poop on somebody's head. That's how free I am right now. I don't care. Mario, Tinder, Match.com. I don't care. Do whatever you want.

You'll never find another Ramona. You'll never find someone free as me. I love that they show the sneak peek of new york for this week and like that crying fest on the couch with bethany and um and my favorite part was when when ramona like bounced out of that like she they're sobbing they're fucking sobbing and then and then ramona bounces out so so quick and she's like you know people tell me people tell me so smart you're so pretty you're so successful you know but i know that i know that like i know it i'm just i can't fix it like two seconds before they were just bawling on the couch and she just was able to like jump out of that that was like my

favorite part ramona crying is my favorite cry because she's so dramatic. She's like, it's like this weird, you know those people who can't sneeze, right? Like they sneeze on the inside. It's like an inside sneeze fit. And then she's fine. A few years ago when they went to Morocco,

there was a scene with her and Jill Zarin just ripping each other to shreds just for TV. That was the season where it went so to shit because they were just – I said so to shit. I don't know what I'm saying. But it went to shit because they were just being evil to be on TV, especially Jill Zarin who – by the way, Jill Zarin, you can still shut up. Okay? So, Jill Zarin and Ramona were fighting, and Ramona runs into the room and throws herself on the bed, and she's

like, I died. She looked like the exorcist, and it was so fake. No tears. You know what I didn't like about that? I didn't like that I've been in that place before. That actual hotel?

No, you throw yourself on the bed and you start crying. And I'm like, oh, God, that's what it looks like? Oh, no, I better not ever do that again. No, I'm sure it was a much calmer version of that. Yeah, that's true. It was a calmer version. Plus, I go face down on my bed. And, like, I don't, like, go face up.

I like that she did, you know, she was face up, like, open face for the camera with the arm up, like, above the head. And she was having, like, convulsions. Oh, my God. That was so great. I'm not messing up my makeup for Jill. I'm not doing it. It's the new me. The old me would have just cried all over my face.

But not me. Not the new me. I'm not going to do it. I say if you're going to cry in your bed and you're married, the best way to do it is face down because then your husband has to come to bed and deal with the mascara all over the pillow. And that's really when a man understands what he's done. When he wakes up next to a sobby mess, you know? When he wakes up next to a sobby mess, you know? He never knows when I'm crying. I make sure he never knows when I'm crying. He will never get to me.

Anyway. You will never get me, David. David, come back. David, I'm never crying over you again. This doesn't bother me. I'm fine. All right. You need to put a dollar in the mistress jar, David, alright? I'm not going to fight

with you again. We're just going to save up money now. I kind of wish she would just be like, David, Ramona called me, and I'm leaving. Her and I are going under the Turks and Caicos. It's over. I wish she would just kind of like, do a Ramona,

just join New York and get with those ladies. God, wouldn't that be fitting? She's the biggest seat stealer of all time. Ramona will steal your chair from Chili's, and then she'll steal your shoes right off your feet, your thong out your suitcase, your maids, your dresses, shit falling out her trunk. Your Lucite heels.

Carol's like, those were $30 at Frederick's of Hollywood. She's like, I don't care. They're mine. They're mine now. Go get new shoes. I'll buy them from you. I'll give you money right now. Do you take a personal check?

I'll give. I'll do it. I'll wire you the money. I can do Chase Quickway. Whatever you want, Carol. I want the shoes. They're mine. All right.

So we'll start with recapping the actual show. So it opened, for some reason, I wrote down the last week stuff because this week, the last week stuff was still making me laugh. Heather saying, Terry promised me a lot about this house and he's promised me a lot and he promised me it would be smaller and he's always working and it's all on my shoulders. Bitch, you are building a mall house. Are you crazy?

Terry did not want that. Stop lying. She's like, it's all Terry's. It's all Terry's idea. I mean, look at me. I'm such a good wife.

Just making his dreams come true. You know how hard it is trying to figure out where to put the gold plated earrings and the silver plated earrings into claire's not easy it takes work i need support stupid heather she was totally like i would be fine in a closet built for one but terry like it's like really no she's like this is his thing you know i'm like um is it or are you just you know loving every second of this because i know i would hell yeah i mean and that budget that budget is uh that budget's out out of control that budget is out of control that's a small city why do we why are we even losing water

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Join Wondery Plus on the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Black is beautiful. For that contractor to be like, well, you know, we got, it's $100,000 for the master bath alone. And then if we do the ceiling and the entry, that's another $50,000. And then the floors were already over $250,000. And she's like, so you're telling me we're $300,000 over budget. He's like, yeah, pretty much. Okay.

It's like, were you guys, did you even sit down to like discuss what you were going to spend? Because how can you just all of a sudden be that far over budget? And Terry must be shitting himself seeing the woman in charge of his budget going, okay, are you sure this time? Is this a housewife budget or is this a real budget? He's like, no, it's real. It's like, God. This is more than we paid for

Colette, but alright. Go ahead. Put them in. Those cabinets are going to be Colette's college housing. Put them in. Oh my God. I'm choking on my own phlegm. Oh no. David. David. David. You never get me cabinets.

How many chandeliers do we have? Okay, we need one more because Shannon has 58. I want 59 chandeliers in here. Stupid. Competitive Heather. So then we open. Oh, also in the previously, I really like Vicky's cancer advice to Brooks. Brooks has cancer and Vicky's like, you can't have anything white.

Carbs. I mean, carbs. Cancer loves carbs. He was totally like, no, I'm having, I'm going to have this. I'm going to, I'm going to just got to go. And then she just, no matter how much she kept interrupting him, they just were going back and forth. He was not going to not have carbs that day.

He's not giving up his Wonder Bread. He's like, when I die, just put on my tombstone, hashtag worth it. And a picture of the sandwich. Bury me in a cave full of Wonder Bread. And on the third day, I shall rise again. Yeah, that's it. I don't like the fact that there are rumors about him like lying about cancer because if that's not actually true i mean it's so not true i mean give me a break why are people i mean like that's not that's not

funny like that's not like if he has cancer he fucking has cancer like oh that that the speculation that he might be lying about it i don't even well the doctor slash bus boy at andalese ain't gonna tell you because he doesn't even know the word for cancer yet, probably. Stupid Brooks. He's like, I'm in Mexico getting rams of chemo at Andalais. I'm like, what are you doing? You are not getting chemo. You're at Andalais.

And Vicky's like, oh, you know, it's really hard because five out of seven days a week, he's just horrible. And I just have to go visit Brianna. seven days a week he you know he's just horrible and i just have to go visit brianna you know why is he always down five out of seven days and it's always when the cameras aren't there give me a break i don't buy it so i mean okay so i'm asking for real like is there any any um is that really true like down the line we find out that he doesn't have cancer like is that out there is that well i don't know how you can find out that he doesn't have cancer. Like, is that out there? Is that a real thing? Well, I don't know how you can find out because it's not like Shaws of Sunset where they can just go get Matlock to give him a lie detector test or whatever.

Like, no one's going to come on and give him a cancer test, you know? Right. Yeah. So I don't know how they'd ever find out unless Vicky found out and told people. Right. Like, I mean, she has to have been, I don't know. Has she not seen him in the chemo? In the chemo.

Has she not seen him? I guess she hasn't. I'm not really sure because I feel like there would be Instagrams of it. And I know that's horrible to say, but I'm not even kidding. I mean, these are housewives. You know, she'd be like, here I am in the hospital watching chemo go through the man I love's veins. You know, like, I hope those teeth weren't a waste

let's root against cancer i think it's probably just because he used that with one of his other wives he's had cancer before with another wife oh he has oh okay i don't know i would never call someone a liar about cancer in real life but on bra Bravo, I mean, come on, it's Brooks. Right. Well, yeah, because that's what I'm saying. Like, it's out there. So I'm just wondering if there's any truth to that. And if there isn't, like, oh, God, that's just... That's really bad. You know what's horrible? It's horrible that if you're a person and that people don't believe you,

if you're telling people you have cancer and you built up such a reputation where people are actually like skeptical of whether or not you're telling the truth of you have cancer that's on you that means you are a cancer and you just need to chemo yourself out of our way yeah i think that um that's going to become a huge story soon because i remember when the season was uh shooting and that was all the inside you know whatever like fake cancer coming up you know people were already yeah they're cutting the promos like that or something and that whole

Tamara being a good person thing is already starting to like wear off like she can't poor thing can't keep it straight by the end she's like that was uncool that's it you were excluded and that was uncool i was like okay okay here she comes here she comes here she is here she is yeah all right but that's way ahead we're still in the first five seconds of the show so let's not get out

i never noticed tamra's opening line before boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay to have my boldness removed and then reinsert it again for TV. Is that? No way. Wait. No. That's just what I wrote down. But it was like, boldness comes at a cost, and I'll pay it. Okay, okay.

With a mortgage I take out on Cut Fitness. I didn't notice it either, because it doesn't really stand out to me. Yeah, a lot of the lines don't. I'm really surprised every week because I notice it's like staring at beautiful artwork. You notice something new every time. Oh, you are so right. Because sometimes I don't even pay attention to the taglines. Like I do the first episode of the season and then I forget what they are.

And then every once in a while you go back and it's like that you know, that Monet, you know, you just got to stand there and see what you see next. Yeah. More colors in that lily pad. Yeah. I always forget. I just heard a couple of weeks ago Sonia's for the first time when she's like, my yacht may have sailed, but my boat is coming in. I was like, that's a carnival cruise line. Who are you fooling?

Yeah, I like that one. I actually, I think that that perfectly actually sums up, I feel like, where her head is at and where she's going.

I think that's so good. Love that one. Oh, Sonya. Okay, so this opens with a huge fight about charity.

Charity! Has Cartman ever said charity? Charity! Has Cartman ever said charity? Charity! Fight continued. Okay, this fight breakdown is hilarious, and I was trying to transcribe it, because it was so good. Because it starts with

Megan like, blah blah blah, why are you mad? And then Shannon goes, because you said I got my number from someone I met once who I never gave my number to. What's the mystery here? Like Shannon is hiring private detectives to get your phone number. Who do you think might have given that to her? Yeah, that private, that whole private number thing does not even, I don't know.

Like, okay, so she got your number from someone and she, well, she's like, you said you got my number from someone who said they didn't give it to you. It's like, well, are you sure that that person isn't lying to you? I mean, how do you know that she's not lying to you? And who cares? You know, like as Megan said, like, who cares? It doesn't even matter. And I love Megan's idea of like a burn. Like her lingo is so,

she was like, you're not some big to do. You're not the, who do you think you are? The queen of England. It's like, what are you in the 1970s? Why are you using like references that my uncle like is using?

Who's 84 years old. What do you think? I am fixing to tell you off miss yeah missus um yeah she gets so upset and that's the fact that it was about that and she was like i in megan just wants help i i her her apology when she came up to her seemed so sincere at first i'm like oh wow this is actually going to be pretty deflated pretty quickly because she seems like actually a real apology so like i'm really sorry i didn't intend to you know make you feel this way and then then shannon's like well just when you say that i'm not charitable it just feels like i'm you're saying that i'm not charitable

and then all of a sudden and then then they get back into it's like oh man i think that it could have gone i think it could have gone away if shannon could have just right there just been like all right it's cool well the fun thing about shannon is that everything could be simpler for shannon if she would just shut up all she really needs to do is say okay like oh you're home from work great good to see you david let's have a drink but instead she's like oh you're home from work how was it were you working hard what were you doing who are you talking to who'd you go to lunch with who'd you call let me see your cell phone what are you doing i'm gonna have our kids check your messages i'm following you on icloud i saw your pin drop at a red lobster

we don't need a red lobster david david where are you going david come back here i'm feeling things j Jesus, shut up. Oh, you and I, clown. When she went into the bathroom and then she came out and she was so pissed. And then Eddie was like, hey, what's up, sister? Or like, you know, he said something to her. And she was like, hey. Oh, gosh. something to her. And she was like, hey. Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Leave me alone. And then David's like, oh, I guess I'm going to have a shot of tequila now, boys. They're like, yeah, strippers. It's like, oh, Shannon. It's like, why you guys give these men ammunition? Like, you make them want to go do that shit.

Like, just be, to quote the countess like be cool don't be uncool like no wonder you missed the rest okay it's be cool don't be uncool you have to have like a quarter rest in there somewhere oh yeah um i'm very busy working on my countess luann song of my own at my house it's taking me a week okay i'll have you know i'll be sending you that um please do very quick you're like yay click david um the what was i gonna say about that oh yeah so this thing uh shannon thinks that she stole her phone number from somewhere. I think what really happened is that Shannon probably called and said, hey, did you give a girl named Megan my phone number? And the lady said, who's this?

And that was it. Who is this? Who's this? Who's this? I have my children in the car. That phone call was hilarious. That genuinely was catching Shannon, like, completely. Yeah, you could feel it.

You're like, who is this person calling me? Like, what do they want? Like, I'm annoyed. I want to get off the phone. Then she was doing everything polite that I would do, too, you know, to get off the phone. I can't use the kid's excuse, but I'm going to use that if I ever do have kids someday for sure. But I love that she was like, uh, just, I don't end it. Uh, I have to, I'm, you know, I'm in the McDonald's drive through,

uh, and, uh, my kids are, my kids are on the top of the car. I've got a girl. Who is this? Who, who, who is this who who dare speaks who dare speaks siri siri that was so funny who is this oh that shit was so good it's it is such a blow-off and me Megan was like, it's Megan. Megan. This is Megan. Megan King. Well, if she had just said, I mean, who her husband was, I would have done the whole time.

But she didn't. I was in the car with my kids. I was an awful day. Do you know how many people I called trying to figure out who gave my number to some telemarketer? It was horrible. I don't have any friends anymore. No more charity events. Sorry, kids with cancer.

Everyone hates me now. I start charities. I start charities. Have you ever heard of Habitat for Humanity? Well, I have. And that's it. I'll be in the bathroom. AIDS research? that's it. I'll be in the bathroom. AIDS research?

I started it. I've been wearing red ribbons since Holly Hobby came out. AIDS stole it from me. Have you been stolen from from AIDS? Have you been robbed by AIDS? You don't understand, Miss 30-year-old. I'm so glad you brought that up. god that's like my favorite she's love she loves bringing up her age the women on this show no matter how old you are all of these shows it's the biggest diss to tell someone's age what it is it's like oh

enjoy sucking on that little pacifier you little little four-year-old. It's like, ooh, this. Yeah, but it's really like kind of a compliment when you think about it. It's like, oh, no thank you, little miss. I know it all. 30-year-old, young, hot, buried for

money, living in the lap of luxury, getting everything that you want i start charities mrs gold face oh my god did you see oh last night on twitter um there was uh there was a lot going on with these ladies shannon tweeted okay hold on i i i took a picture of the tweet because I could not believe this Did you see okay Shannon Medora says I'm going to read it in her voice What you missed in tonight's

Episode in the exchange between Megan and I she said You think I'm famous You're not that famous My husband is famous We all got a big laugh out of that Tamara had this shirt made And gave it to me after Napa at the dinner I had with she and Vicky. Laughing emoji, laughing emoji, laughing emoji.

So apparently in that scene they cut out her saying, like, you think you're famous? Megan's saying, you think you're famous? My husband is famous. You're not that good why why are they trying to make her look nice i think they're trying with the slow burn but this girl is like a bitch out the gate she was nice for two episodes and now she's off yeah that's what i was gonna ask you what do you think because it sounds like i mean where do you think she's going where do you think she's going she's gonna be a horror show i think

anyone who's watched this show knows it's an uphill battle for the young ones the young ones who come on vicky hates them first of all tamra and vicky hate young people i mean i don't even care i mean even with her own grandchild tamra is like i can't wait for this baby to come out you know i'm getting in a boob job the second that c-section i'm like no you're not leave the baby alone they hate children they hate younger people vicky hated gretchen so much that she's getting Gretchen's face slowly but surely, and then she's going to try and ruin Gretchen's life like some terrible Lifetime movie.

Vicky's revenge is getting everyone else's face. She's like, you better watch out, little 30-year-old. I'll get your face. I'll get your face. I think she's going to be awful, and Vicky is already being awful to her even though she's using the excuse of well Shannon was left out

so I'm not someone to leave people out I'm sure you are I'm not someone to leave people out Brooks and I don't leave anybody out especially Wicked Adelaide you never know who's going to own a taco truck don't leave people out out, especially when we go to Adelaide! You never know who's going to own a taco truck. Don't leave people out. Treat everybody the same, unless they're 30

or younger. Unless they're 30. You can't treat young people the same way you treat... When I treat Brianna, I treat Brianna like she's that young person because she's like my babe bitch, not my babe because she's Brianna. Okay, so I'm going down here. Don't paint me out to be uncharitable miss 30 year old okay so my other favorite thing about this fight is heather okay shannon storms off to the bathroom because she's started charities or whatever so she storms up the bathroom now these women will never let a fight go the countessess is still mad that Carol, you know, told about her trying to get a free dress like President Obama's wife or whatever the first season Carol was on.

Luann will never forgive her for that. In this case, it is, why did Heather get mad at her in the first place? Oh, because of the cheat, the stealing the chair thing. Do you remember that when she's like you're in my chair oh this is my chair no that was my chair and it went for like a whole year yep the chair and then it culminated in that crazy fight at lizzie's house and when shannon was like you'll see the truth you'll see the truth you know like holding her back and like spit coming out of her mouth one of the best moments anyway it it went back to that fight again because heather's like this i look i really like shannon but this is reminiscent of the party at lizzie's house and

that was a party where heather and uh tamra were gonna try and convince they were gonna gaslight shannon and try and convince, they were going to gaslight Shannon and try and convince the whole audience that Shannon's psychologically unstable. Mm-hmm. And here she is making full circles. She's like, it reminds me of that party when Shannon was losing it and getting really hysterical. So they're going to try and pull this crazy shit out again on Shannon.

Oh, God. They can't, don't do that to her. She can't handle it. Lay off. Oh, God. I don't want to see her spin out of control that control it's coming oh no oh god i guarantee you that is gaslighting foreshadowing really you think you think heather's gonna um gonna do that yeah there's gonna be a moment where he's either going to bring up alcoholism or psychological imbalance or something. Which, you know, I mean, look, we all watch the same show and she would be correct on both fronts. But still.

Oh, my God. Well, here's the thing. I thought that Heather had Shannon's back a little bit when she went to Megan's house and she was like, I just really think that you should probably invite her or else you're just making a very stupid decision. Also, I wanted to have a one on one with you before your big party. Yeah. But like. I just wanted to see what it was like being in a small house again. Yes.

My last rental was Colette. My last what? My last rental was Colette. We just love her. You guys must be very comfortable here. I think that she was kind of aligning with Megan by going to her house. Oh, right. Good point.

Good point. But maybe I'm looking a little too deeply into the housewives. But in my experience, that usually means like, I'm your friend and we'll take the bitch down together. Yeah, that could. You have a very good point. Now I'm very very interested to see i didn't see it that way yeah because heather just sees her as someone young enough to get cast on malibu country you know she's like we could be at craft services together on the show that we have a line in i love that when shannon came running back in or not running back in when she came back in

from the bathroom and then she's sitting on the couch and then megging uh entered well you might want to edit this intro what i'm talking about right now Came back in from the bathroom and then she was sitting on the couch and then Megan entered. Well, you might want to edit this intro. What I'm talking about right now. Why? We don't edit anything on this. Okay. All of this is literally scotch tape together at the end.

I'm tired by when we're done. Okay. So when Megan is sitting on the arm of the couch next to Shannon, do you know what I'm talking about? Yes. Yes. Okay. couch next to Shannon. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yes. Yes. Okay. And then she was like, um, um, Shannon, I just needed you to help me with my charity. If you could have just, um, my face is up here. Why aren't you looking at me? And like, everyone was kind of like laughing and then one was looking at her and she's like, hello, I am like up here. And so I was like thinking to

myself, it's Shannon's probably like, well, if I move my so i was like thinking to myself it's shannon's probably like well if i move my head it's gonna hurt my neck i mean you're all the way the hell up there your head is practically you're like a giraffe that girl first she attacked me about being uncharitable and then she tried to break my neck unbelievable who does that 30 year olds these days children 30 year olds 30 the youth she like megan when she walks she's so first of all obviously she's very beautiful and she's very um very graceful but when she walks she makes me nervous because she's so tall and skinny that like she kind of reminds me of like a giraffe like you're like oh my god be careful be careful like are you gonna make it you know giraffes like baby giraffes yes so she's walking through the house like and she's in her

home um and it's like oh my god don't fall don't fall girl don't fall miss 30 year old well she doesn't have the implants yet so she still has her balance she doesn't she hasn't been in oc long enough to get the unbalancing acts you're right she doesn't have the implants and i noticed one thing I do like about her is that she doesn't have Botox in her forehead. And she's like the only one that can make facial expressions using her eyebrows, which is awesome. Yeah. She can lower them and raise them. Yes.

Very impressive. And then the women all go into hypocrite mode, which kills me. First, there was Heather who said, why is this phone call such a big deal? It's nothing. It's a phone call, says the woman who fought for an entire year over a chair at red lobster really it's like it's not a big deal i don't get it i mean now someone stole her chair maybe yeah i mean it's not like it's someone's chair and then tamra with her phony um i'm the nice christian one now it's like there has to be

something deeper there because it's charity i mean it's not like this is bunco like these women are crazy this is actually the perfect fight for this show you're right it totally is um i'm not uncharitable i bent back over backwards for my friends. And then Megan, yeah, well, you didn't bend over backwards for me. Yeah, you didn't text me back. You didn't text me back. Back. You did not text me back. And I have just moved to Orange County, and I was looking forward to taking my mark.

I can't do it. I know. It's kind of like a cross between, like, Rachel Zoe and, like, I don't do it I know it's kind of like a cross between like Rachel Zoe and like I don't know what else I think we'll get her when she really comes out of the closet the next few weeks as a full-fledged biatch yeah she's gonna have to start yelling a little bit yeah you kind of have to see all their colors I would imagine yeah because I don't even bother with her right now I just make ex-husband jokes because I love that she can't share anything with the other ex-wives. But it's like you can't share the candy dish, but you can share the penis kind of thing.

I don't like that. It's weird. She's like, I want an all new house. Like those saggy balls, the same one the last wife had. And the wife before her. Worried about some wood paneling for it. Get out of here. It's a package deal. Yeah, literally.

Yep. get out of here it's a package deal yeah literally yep um oh and then heather trying to sell her thing when the when the fight gets awkward she's like did i hear a cork did i hear champs is someone drinking champs oh the only sportswear i'll let terry is champs. I love champs! Shut up, Heather. Yeah, and then that Katie, I mean, I'll mention, it's Katie, right? The other girl? Katie, yeah. She like, Heather's like, oh, she's, you know, she's pretty good at like, you know, making, Heather can make a pretty good joke every once in a while. You know, she's got, she can get the one-liners out there and she's like, oh, did I hear a

pop cork? You know? Well, you know, she can get the one-liners out there. And she's like, oh, did I hear a pop cork? And then Katie's just like, I think I heard a cork pop. I think I heard that. It's like, stop. She already did it. She did the joke. All right. She's done.

Or come up with something. Or say something else. Like, yes, and. Yeah, you know that girl's in trouble when the one she's talking to is Lizzie off in a corner. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, Lizzie. We didn't mention her with her leather fringe jacket. I was like, you know, I can't blame her for thinking she's probably going to a hoedown because that's all they do there.

But that was so funny. She's like, did I get the wrong Evite? Yeah. She's like, I just assumed it was a a hold down I can't blame her I cannot blame her hold on I'm looking to see where is I'm gonna just stay at this party the whole time but yeah Lizzie wore some weird

leather jacket and then she wore doily lace over her boobs just because, you know, I like Tamara when she's not jealous of my boobs. And now she's better so we can be friends. So I'm just going to cover them

every time she's around. Everybody's going to be getting her pashminas for Christmas. All right, what's next? We need to leave this party, darling. All right, next is Vicky coming home from Siam Briana in Oklahoma.

And she's like, Oh God, I'm dying. I've got a cold. How's your cancer, honey? It's like, oh, come on now. Have some sympathy. Life goes on when you have cancer. Look at the kid from Life Goes On. He had Asperger's or whatever, and his life still was going on. I at the kid from Life Goes On. He had Asperger's or whatever and his life still was going on.

I saw the show. And you got it going on, Brooks, so everything's going on. Brooks still got it going on. There was another show called Go On starring Matthew Perry, but that got canceled. Right, Brooks? She feels guilty. She's not there enough life goes on without cancer um i don't like being here the five days brooks is violently ill but i'm glad he's well when i'm

here um visiting brianna without brooks that's love i don't even know why i'm writing half this shit down oh yeah brooks is in a diet i don't even i honestly don't even want to talk about that it's like i like wanted i just wanted i just wanted to fast forward through that part i'm like it's gross but you have to at least listen to the quote i like my coffee in my mouth not my butthole come on that's a ringer right there. You're right. That is a pretty classic quote from a Real Housewives show. We just got you a job at Peter's Brew in Atlanta. It's like, welcome to Peter's Brew. Today is butt coffee from Brooks.

It comes with a bad poem. Yeah, he's got his brand now. She had her Vicky's vodka bloody piggy vodka and brooks but coffee uh get that counter out of your ass coffee by vicky and brooks oh god wait so oh oh now we're getting ready for another party i was like we just left a party but now it's the other party the charity party show like i could literally talk to you about this stuff for i probably 12 hours, and I would not be exhausted. I hope not. You've already been on with me for like an hour and a half.

I know, and like, oh my God. And we're on minute six of the show. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you in the beginning, if you have to go at any time, just say I have to go. Oh, no, I'm good. Most of our guests do that. Heather McDonald's like, okay, gotta go. I have a subway waiting. And she meant the sandwich sandwich like she literally like got off to eat a sandwich no i have until two o'clock so i'm good

okay uh we'll be at this party until five megan so megan is bragging to her assistant which at least she admits is a friend that she pays that was so funny that was like i was like damn that would have been such a great line to write for a video she said it yeah she's like out of the closet about that she ain't gonna lie um and she's telling her assistant oh jimmy's on a roll he just bought me a louis come on now so gross he probably just bought himself a louise that is a makeup bag get out of here it's an apology bag yeah jim hates her like so not the text that i get from my husband my i get a text and i'm like you guys um he just texted me that he bought me starburst can you believe it i am so excited it's absolutely not one day i don't want i don't want a louis anyway so you throw yourself on the bed crying face up he's never gonna know how much

this hurts me um so she gets a little bit then she's talking about juvenile whatever disease research um but i thought it was funny that she's doing juvenile research because everyone's like she's so juvenile she's like actually i support juvenile cancer i identify with the Juvenile Diabetes Association of America Research Foundation. The little things that can make you happy. Oh, Louie. Jim's like, here's a Louie, honey. Please put it in your mouth and leave it there every time I'm around. He hates her.

He's like, here's a Louie. Please cover your head with it and don't speak every time I'm around. She did like at the party. I think it was at the Bellows. She was like, oh, something she was like she was like oh something and then she like went to kiss him and he was just like stone face yeah always every time she's like hi honey what do you think about this and he's like oh god just keep the fucking candy dish who cares she's like oh you're so romantic yeah it's not romantic He's taking you shopping in a thrift store.

Shannon's like, you know what you guys need? Chandeliers. You just need some chandeliers. That's all we need. We're totally happy. All right, I'm getting behind myself now. Okay. The things that makes Megan feel accomplished as a wife are sad.

She's like, Jim has never been into the social scene with his other exes. So I'm really excited because this is, you did it. He's going to be nice to cancer people because he's finally got a wife. He can stand. I'm so sure. And then she's surrounded by all the poor employees, like the caterers and stuff.

And she's like, you guys, it's really hard because this is like our ninth house and we have to move again. And they're like, really? You're paying us like ten dollars an hour. I know. That was so weird when she's standing around them and then she pets Melissa on the head and she's like, we have to move again. We have to rent and we have to buy and then we have to sell and we have to do it all this month.

Ugh. It's like, what? They were all like smiling and doing that nod like, go fuck yourself. Like we hate you. Okay. We wish you could mind reading Spanish so you could understand how many fuck you's you're getting right now, lady.

I think it's the same thing in Spanish, actually. Yeah, could be. I think it's the same thing in Spanish, actually. Yeah, could be. I think it's just like, hello. It's the same. It's the same in both languages. Hala. Heather. Terry promised me a smaller house, and now it's all on my shoulders.

Chandeliers give off my kind of light. Heather. It's even kind of hard to hate heather at this point because she's so funny to me i need a chandelier in my bathroom because it's the only time my gerbil face looks normal it's like shut up what do you need a chandelier in there for shut up did you say did you just say gerbil face yeah she's like i need a chandelier in the bathroom because i don't look like a light under a chandelier i mean what gerbil has a chandelier in the bathroom because I don't look like a light under a chandelier. I mean, what gerbil has a chandelier? None.

Terry's not around. I really don't care about her. Okay, I'm deleting this entire paragraph, Heather. Delete. Vicky Tamra talks about grandchild. Oh, Lord. Can't pick your grandma.

Going on a cleanse with Brooks but for now woohoo sorry cancer okay so the rest of this was basically Vicky calls Miss 30 year old and she's like hey Miss 30 year old this is Vicky Brooks has written a poem for you and he's like I accepted your

evod on the day it was sent but without Shannon there you can go pitch a tent you you dumb bitch. Love, Brooks. You're beautiful. I have a whole new love for Brooks now that I've heard you do this. That's my favorite thing ever. Brooks is amazing.

Everything is romantic to him. There could be an earthquake and he'd be like, that came from my love for you. The earth shook. But we lost our house. But insurance. Oh, you're right. You're so romantic. We're taking out those teeth and getting you some new ones.

We're getting you a Cadillac teeth. Forget that Ford Fiesta in your mouth. Sorry, I'm getting punchy now. Okay, so she calls and cancels the party because she doesn't like that Shannon's being cut out and also that you're young. Yeah, I'm not coming to your party. I'm going to take Shannon out for dinner

because Shannon's not coming to your party because you're big because you're dense. You're 30, you're young, so I'm going to take Shannon out. Woo-hoo! your 30 year young girl so take Jen that too woohoo I love your Vicky it's so funny

it's so funny it does not make sense at all I'm taking Shannon I can't do it I'm trying to imitate your imitation I can't do it she's like you know what

you just go ahead and have your charity for cancer children I've got a cancer adult and I'm You just go ahead and have your charity for cancer children. I've got a cancer adult, and I'm going to just go ahead and take Shannon to Houston's, where everybody knows your name. And that's it. Yeah. I'm going to take it to Adelaide because it's too far down.

So we're going to go to Fish Girl. Where do they always go? It's like, I don't know. I don't know. They all look like red lobster every restaurant they go to because red lobster i recently found out is fancy now did you know that it's what it's fancy now like it's really they tried to make it really nice it looks like a beautiful steakhouse in there they've changed all the lighting wait wait wait wait okay

so hold on a second they're the only red lobster that's near here is like on crenshaw like so far away oh i wonder if that one's fancy i came back on a road trip from palm springs we were like red lobster how ironic let's stop there from palm springs there's one on the way from palm springs oh yeah you know how you pass those like i guess you could call any american city now that any of us live in because they're all like a best buy a target a hometown buffet and a red lobster i'm so gonna hit that up next time i go to palm springs i'm so glad you told me just look for a starbucks you won't miss the red lobster that's how we found it i was like a two a two-pump mocha? Hell no! We're getting some frozen shrimp

swimming in butter! I'm gonna pick the thing I'm gonna kill today, boys. Yeah, you gotta pick out lobster. You just said point to take. You gotta say, what, this one? What's that one? They're gonna kill it. They're gonna eat it. Woo! I'm gonna put them in separate takes and then just have them stare at each other awkwardly and not

two sides uh wine procurement so hold on i'm writing wine procurement i just thought it was funny because shannon uh shannon specified she's like well she said she called me before because i threw the same party last year. And I did not throw the wine procurement party. I did do a charity event for the same charity, but it was for the cover of the OC Thrifty Nickel. Much bigger deal. Not the same thing. That girl's a pathological liar.

Totally different. I did not host the wine procurement party. Which Megan King Edmonds is hosting. For God's sakes. She is dead wrong. If you're going to procure something, how about a bottle of Grey Goose? Levi said there was a Grey Goose. Where's the bark, David? Where's the bark, David?

I'm losing it, David. David, David. David, I'm texting you. David, I just sent you a voice memo. David? David? David, I know you got my text because I heard your emergency alarm go off on your phone. It's like, sorry, guys.

Missed call. So Shannon's being supportive of Vicky. Vicky's like, oh, it's not good being out of the box and shannon's like i know box it's so hard being out of the box and kristen's like hi you guys from new york kristen take me from new york's like hi guys you're outside of the box too yeah we hate boxes 30 year olds in their boxes so the conversation at the red lobster turns to cancer i guess because that's what you talk about. And Shannon's like, oh, you know, I've been researching alternative medicines for Brooks.

Because I believe in mixing alternative with natural. I went to Dr. Moon's wiki page. I thumb up the button, move the couch to the east side of the room. He'll be fine. What are you guys getting for appetizers? She's like, I told Brooks. I've been texting with Brooks. And I said, Brooks, you got to go over to of the room. He'll be fine. What are you guys getting for appetizers? She's like, I told Brooks. I've been texting with Brooks, and I said, Brooks, you gotta go over to

Dr. Moon. Dr. Moon says, Brooks, are you David? And David says, I'm not Brooks, and Brooks says, I'm not David. And then I said, Dr. Brooks! And then who's Dr. Brooks? This is not Dr. Brooks. All of a sudden, it's Dr. Brooks, and it's not Brooks, and it's Dr. Moon. Who's David? Okay, edit that out.

Brooks, I was texting with Brooks. I just told him, Brooks, I'm sorry you have cancer. Who's this? And then Brooks said, how did you get this number? This is a private number. And I said, Megan T. Edmonds gave it to me. Brooks is probably the one who gave the number away. He's like, you want a call or I got her number.

You're hot. How old are you? 30? That's hot. Little miss 30-year-old. Miss, little miss, little miss 30-year-old. Shannon didn't get the e-vite. Oh, yeah.

So then it turned into her not being invited. Blah, blah blah blah so the women at the party namely lizzie because who said it who did vicky call tamra i guess i don't even know why lizzie's in it every time i see lizzie's name on my notes i'm like what was she doing again because all i wrote down was her boobs are covered that's pretty much all i've got for her yeah she was like in a room alone at the party and then was like called vicky was like where are you guys yeah and then she's like you guys um vicky's eating at red lobster and they're like let's go

i love how quickly they were like so ready to leave that party and it was pretty telling like you know if you if if you piss off the og vicky gundelsen you're so fucked like yeah you're totally screwed i mean you're so screwed like if vicky calls you and is just like that good to come to your party i hope you respect that like just the hammer has come down. Like, because people will follow Vicky. And they did. They followed Vicky all the way out of that party down to the Red Lobster. So it's like, Megan at this point I think is pretty screwed. I mean, because the gang came together.

Yeah, they sure did. Listen, these bitches can come together for one thing, and that is getting rid of young people. Yeah. They're like a way post-abortion clinic they're like taking out people who were born a long time ago they're like she's a baby killer killer killer she looks like a baby she's crawling killer okay i guess the rest of this is just everybody uh being nice to the outcast which i thought was really nice of them because shannon is cray cray cuckoo cray cray and i'm glad that she has people on her side. It's nice to see women come together.

It was, it was, it was nice. I agree. I do agree about that for sure. I think Shannon definitely deserved to have a little support and she got it. And I was glad they had her back. Yeah.

Someone was, someone wrote on our Facebook page. I am so sick of this. London. Elliot elliott wrote this hi london love you uh hero i am so sick of this shan saint shannon bullshit she's crazy she's a neurotic drunk why is nobody talking about this uh we are talking about it and that's why we love her okay that's exactly why we love her we love her yes her imdb page to say shannon crazy neurotic drunk lady thumb up but dr moon the end love her okay so before we go i thought it might be fun since i have the queen since we were both at leah black's book signing party i thought it

might be fun to take a little, you know, five or ten minute... You don't say peruse. What do you say? A little vacation. Let's take a jaunt. Oh, yeah. Vacation. So, we'll take turns. Just pick a random... a random page.

How about you go... How about you start like... Okay, I'll start the before and you do the after like you you can do the polished one and i'll do like the terrible one that sounds nothing like her but i still do it anyway oh okay the leah black okay yeah all right so just tell i'm gonna like run my finger through the pages and then you say stop and i'll stop when you tell me to okay ready i'm going oh that's good okay i'll do that too so So wait, you're reading first or I'm reading first? Okay, you can read first.

Or what do you want to do? Two bottoms do not make a top. Okay, that's your advice for the week. I'll read first, so you tell me when to stop. Okay, you read first. Stop. Okay. You're like, the beginning.

I'm just going to give you no time. Okay, so I'm reading from Leah Black, Red Carpets and White Lies, a novel. I'm reading from page 373. We've found information on where he lives and have contact info, said Catherine,

but so far we haven't been able to get a hold of him. Damn, Brad said, looking at the photo they printed out what i wouldn't have give to have that guy on the stand okay okay i'm flipping through okay say when say when stop okay this is from page 107 from a chapter called plus ones lee had heard that the position of the hump and such a nose literally betrayed its bear's true nationality and class and this guy looked the part he was perfectly barbered and beautifully dressed with manicured nails and david cuff links. I know David Webb.

His shirt was obviously custom tailored and starched to the point that it rustled when he moved. Lauren, never to be upstaged in this department, was dressed in a beautiful Valentino suit, her version of office wear, and an armful of bracelets, all from Cartier and all gifts from her husband. Invoicer! bracelets all from Cartier and all gifts from her husband invoicer I can't I can't do my laugh because it sounds like a car with belts that need to be replaced and my voice won't do it today I can't do it sorry Leah it sounds like a machine gun well you because I don't have the hype I don't have the range today all right you don't have the range I don't have the range I'm excited to? You don't have the range. I don't have the range.

I'm excited to read this book. I'm going to bring it. I have to go back to Michigan in like a month, and I'm going to bring this with me. I'm going to read it on the plane. I cannot wait to read this book, too. My only problem with this book is I was actually really surprised when we got it because it's so thick.

It is. And for a housewife's book, I mean, those bitches write pamphlets. I don't know if you've is for a housewife's book i mean those bitches write pamphlets i don't know if you've ever seen a housewife book but they're like five pages and they're like watercolor looks like they're finger painted switch the bitch the end and bitches spelled wrong she called me a prostitute and a cool girl. Oh, God. We have, like, there's just too much to talk about. I got this tweet from at bitch and fag.

Is Andy as cute in person? About 30, bitch and fag? Yeah. I like it. They're awesome. They actually have a really great um blog and they write awesome articles and they tweet very funny well i would invite them to my charity but i don't want that name on an invite or an invite that's publicly available okay i know anyway uh just to answer their question andy is like pretty much as cute in person as he is on TV. Wouldn't you agree?

Yeah, I think so. I say a lot of rude stuff about Andy on this show because we say rude stuff about everybody, but I have to give that guy credit because over the past couple of years, I think he's really, at least maybe I'm just used to it. You know when there's a real housewife you don't like and then you just get used to them?

But I've started really liking him. And I think it's because he asks harder questions now. Like he'll actually confront some of the people. And I like that he just leans back in his chair now like he doesn't even care. And I like that he talks about being stoned and stuff. It's like it makes it all make more sense, you know, once you really get to know a man on TV. I agree. I TV. I agree. I agree.

I agree. I reserve the right to continue mocking you, though. Sorry, go ahead. Oh, I feel like he's becoming more attractive, too. Well, he has never been ugly, that's for sure. There have been a lot of pictures of him online in his bathing suit. They're always getting him swimming. That guy is ripped. I know. That's mean like he's he yeah you're right he's never been unattractive obviously but

it just seems like some men like like as they get older they do seem they tend to get almost more attractive and i feel like that's happening to him and not only that but obviously he works out all the time he just looks more attractive but. But and I sometimes I feel like he is like the Howard. He's like a Howard Stern. You know, he has that edge to him now. No way. No, no, no, no. I mean, unless Howard Stern really like calms down on on Sirius or whatever.

In terms of interviews, like I feel like a totally different approach but i feel like andy gets things out of um guests that that people don't would normally get out of them which is i just need to watch more of the interviews because sometimes i just don't watch that show because it's like he could have the pope there and he'll be like let's play who's got the biggest boobs. Spin the wheel. And I'm like, oh no, please don't do this in front of the Pope. Don't do this in front of the Pope, bruh. Oh my God. Now I really want that show to happen. And my other pet peeve is when he just does a hello.

He's like, at the reunions, he's like, hi, Teresa. Hi, Caroline. pet peeve is when he just does a hello he's like at the reunions he's like hi theresa hi caroline hi monzo brothers at the beginning of reunions that is so funny but for the most part yeah i'm really uh warming up but i think also because i'm not watching the show just the reunions and i'm really loving him on reunions now, especially shows that he doesn't have to be nice. Like Housewives will cut him and he's afraid of them. But on Vanderpump Rules or Shaws of Sunset, he calls them out on their shit. And I love it. Those are my favorite.

You're right. Because he doesn't have to worry too much about the women women getting like their feathers ruffled there's there it doesn't seem like there's much politics yeah though well yeah the women are afraid of losing their job but they're also kind of running bravo with him because they're the biggest draw at the moment so he has to be nicer to them i mean although he's not i guess he's he's had a couple of housewives moments too even when he was on brand's side, he's trying to be on Brandy's side at the reunion. But even he had to call her out. I know.

Yeah, totally. But I read your Instagram, so. I love the Instagram bus, everybody. Oh, and I wanted to mention one more tweet just because it has to do with Real Housewives of Orange County. Last night, and this was posted on Facebook, so thank you who posted it. But last night, Shannon tweeted, I actually did get invited to the charity event. And that's why I was dressed up and waiting to go.

That was just all edited out or something. And then little Miss 30-year-old tweeted, not by me. Oh, geez. Some evil internet bravo has a Evite password or some shit. Where'd you get that Evite password? Tell me. Tell me.

My children are in the car. Amy, thank you so much for coming to talk to me. It was my pleasure. I love talking to you. That's where Britney Spears lives. You guys, please find Amy. I'm sure everyone in this house is already following her. But if you're not, find her at Amy Phillips underscore on Twitter.

Or go to YouTube.com slash watch. Oh, the WWHL Bravo Clubhouse. I don't know. Just search Amy Phillips on YouTube. She's all over that clubhouse. I don't know. Just search Amy Phillips on YouTube. She's all over that clubhouse. Or just watch her on Bravo TV, the channel that we make fun of here. Thank you so much for doing that, for doing this. Ben, I miss you.

I love you. I hope you're doing great over there in the town without a TV. Gross. Bye, Ben. Have fun. Bunch of money filling for you always. Yeah. And for the rest of you, thank you so much for being here.

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