Watch What Crappens - 2020 Crappies

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchi blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to the 2020 Rapiloyns! Please welcome our gorgeous orchestra of the crapper! Watch what happens, watch what happens, who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is? Watch what crap is, sing it! Watch what crap is, who cares what happens? When there's so much that crap is?

Starting point is 00:01:15 Grab your hands! Crap is... Crap is Crapins Everybody sing it here we go watch what happens watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is watch what crap is Watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is. And now ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the voices you love and the podcast that you love, watch what crap is, Ben and Ronnie!

Starting point is 00:02:07 Watch what we have been through cables, what happens when it's so much like that, Oh Oh my god, this is crazy Happy 2020 Love seeing you guys here. Thank you so much for coming This is amazing. We made it another year girl Not just watch a crap and it's a fucking world. Can you believe that this shit's still going up? How is this even still happening? Who would have thought eight years ago when we started this podcast doing this ridiculous award show that we'd be here

Starting point is 00:03:17 in a real life theater with real life famous people, a real life list news. It's crazy. You know Ben and Katie Kazzorla here. And I all met back on a blog called TV Casm. Yeah, way back on the day. Who'd think that we would all be on an actual stage together? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:03:42 Well, we have to, we must, must, must, introduce you guys to the crappers. We have on vocals, Katie Kazzorela. And on keyboard, we have Walter Offanasia. Now, in case you don't know who Walter is, some people don't know. Walter wrote a song you may have heard of. Walter, do you mind indicating what song that might be? Wait. I just want you for my own. I'm not my job. I'm not my job. I'm not my job. I'm not my job.

Starting point is 00:04:55 Thank you. It's a clapy award. We also owe a huge thanks to China tonight for this jacket I'm wearing. Amazon China I'd like to thank all of the children who work so hard. We work, great, and a affordable price, but I cannot live like this. I don't look, I don't even know how to turn my head when I'm like, hi. Because people are baldest, that's why they see a bald guy and they're like, they're so good looking you and I. You're so hot.

Starting point is 00:05:34 By the way, Katie also made these very impressive crappy awards. These are like real metal for the first time in the history of anything we've ever done How dare you How dare you this the past years crappy words Sorry, so carefully last year Katie was like Ronnie these are terrible terrible awards So before we get into anything you know one thing with our podcast that we're super appreciative of is that we have a lot of people who support us on Patreon. And we have some Patreon, Premium, and Super Premium sponsors here tonight.

Starting point is 00:06:13 Hopefully we don't leave anyone out. But these are the people that we're pretty sure are here tonight. We have... The Incredible Edible Matthews sister Mina kuchi kuchi go The Bay Area Betts is Aaron McNigolas, you don't miss no trigolies Nice. Right there. Shannon out of a coming underneath. She's not just a shield wall, she's a Daniela etchels.

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Starting point is 00:07:32 We'll be there. We're doing this for the fuck. There's the list. Look, it magically appeared. How did that happen? Oh. You're lucky that's all Ben has pulled up on his computer too. Last week he got a call from, or he saw a name in his phone named Marty, and I said, this is the last name grinder. Yeah, it was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was very exciting when Siri almost called Marty Grindr in the middle of the podcast twice.

Starting point is 00:08:07 That's the sort of content we want people to come here for, you know. Whatever happened to fucking in real life, there's my question. Just kidding, that's disgusting, the internet's way better. Okay, Tom's here, but I can't see Tom Santava because he's behind Vince. Here, let me close this. Well guys, hey look, it's my background. It's the background of outside. All right, the lots of us stay open, otherwise you get like a view of Catalina Island courtesy of Apple. So 2020 has been a pretty amazing year. A lot has changed this year. You know, some of you, you know,

Starting point is 00:08:57 some of you biblical types. We'll remember before Jesus is the BC. you'll know this time as the AC, which is the after the Christ. I call the beginning of the year the BKBM. Before curbing, trade me! Ah! I'll never be the same. Lisa Vanderpomp had a better death scene than Jesus. Like, Jesus jealous of that bitch. Like, she did it so fabulous. She's still doing it.

Starting point is 00:09:32 Yeah. Yeah. Just wait until Easter. I'm loving. We love her magician look on the new season of Vanderpomp rules. That's like It just it's such an exciting look for her very into it A lot of people went to jail a lot of people got out of jail

Starting point is 00:10:02 Taco salad taco salad happened big year for taco salad huge Thailand big We were introduced to our old friend. Fun stamina! Oh! Ah! Ah! I'm so happy. I'm a happy, happy woman, past the force.

Starting point is 00:10:14 I'm a happy woman who might have a mild concussion from Kelly Don. She may have given me a concussion. We were introduced to all sorts of new sexually harassing crewmates on both Bulldox. Yes. I mean that was an easy boo though. Yeah sexual harassment. Who huge year for racism go white people like Bravo. This is definitely a year as a Bravo watcher that you're like more embarrassed to say you're a Bravo watcher. It's been hard enough for us over the years with 2019. What a year.

Starting point is 00:10:58 Aisha, just thinking a random thing to happen last year. But still it was a great year for Bravo. And that's why we have gathered here tonight, because we are here to celebrate the greatest achievements on obviously the greatest television network on Basic Cable. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Starting point is 00:11:17 And we've got lots of gorgeous friends. Yes, to help us do it. We brought a Manila envelope to signify business. Look, we even have a run that we have a schedule. We'll put that right here. Well, I guess we should probably... We'll put our envelope here. Of course, it's the most disorganized award trove all time. Look at this clutter. This is pretty good for us. Look at all this shit on the table. You think this just did itself? And do you think I did any of it?

Starting point is 00:11:53 I love you. I love you. Should we go on to our first category? The first category of the evening is Best Newbie. A new actual face on Bravo. Yes. First, there's... He is so, he is so... From below deck Mediterranean.

Starting point is 00:12:19 Below deck Mediterranean. Who put her thumb up her butt as a child to figure out how he comes out. This is a true story that happened on the show. We have Bo Clark who is Stassi's fiance. We like though, right? We like though. We have news, we're on win-win number from real. Oh, right over there. You have to also be sitting right over there. A nominee and a hat. And I might have been one of the first people in history and they tell Vicki Gumbel said, this isn't your show. Oh.

Starting point is 00:12:58 Oh. Oh. What is that? That was a big chair scrape. God himself just moved his chair like, let me see you. We also have, this is sort of like a cheat, but he is a new face in his position on the show, but we felt like he deserved a nomination. Christian Ciriano for Project Runway.

Starting point is 00:13:27 You might want to rethink that. Are you sure you want that fabric? I love that man. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. No, it's all... Christian Ciriano, who I love the way he silently sees at all the contestants on Project Runway. He's like, um, are you sure you want to have that? Maybe an accessory and they're like, no, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Starting point is 00:13:54 He's like, mm-hmm. Okay, I just want him for the Oscars, thanks. Some people call that repressed anger, I call it manners. Okay? Nobody wants to know what you really think, okay? Stay calm. I think he really shows people how angry he is by refusing to ever push up his glasses

Starting point is 00:14:10 and just looking at it like this. Literally looking down at you even though he's like his tallest thumb. Bless your home. What was it me? Yeah, cool to me. Skip home from below deck. Seafood tower. towers tiny little plates

Starting point is 00:14:30 Denise Richards in real house as a brevily Hills Oh, we're in for a ride with that one this year Side of this is 2019 song gonna pretend I don't know with the famous French magazine. Who the one has told me about this one? We're excited. I think you could probably do the last two together as one big. Hanna Burner from Summer House and Paige Dessor from Summer House. Carl Carl Carl.

Starting point is 00:15:04 Who do you think? Who do you think? Who do you think is going to win or do you think should win? There you go. The crowd is behind you, Bronwyn. I'll go with the house. What am I fucking more on? I'm not used to talking about people when they're right in front of my face. I know it's so weird. I'm like. How stupid do I look to you? I'm like, of course, Bronwyn. All right. Do you want to open up the envelope? Yes, I do. Rrrrr.

Starting point is 00:15:32 Look at these gold stars, by the way, Ben. Ben is class. Love you, Ben. Best newbie. Asia, Scott. Best newbie. Asia's gone from me. Asia! It's Iranian! Who would have thought?

Starting point is 00:15:50 We should mention that we had nearly 15,000 votes for this. Which is amazing. Sorry, Bronwyn. Yeah, don't get mad at us. Get mad at the internet. Congratulations to Asia. All right. Let's put this. I'm so happy to accept this word.

Starting point is 00:16:12 I expect this award is my bum. Do you watch Asia's Instagram stories? I do. I do as well. I'm going to do a physical reenactment. Is someone vaping in here? Yes, bitch. I'm'm gonna do a physical reenactment somewhat vaping in here. Yes, bitch. I'm gonna do a physical reenactment of her last Instagram. This is also a physical reenactment of every live show we've ever done. Okay, it's time to have a presenter come on stage Two presenters actually The first one is a relatively new face to his franchise the second one tonight. We are actually debuting her new

Starting point is 00:16:59 Married name. Oh, yeah It's the one and only MJ Javid fight. And more than one's coming up. Come on up this way. Chaser Sunset. Don't be taught to fall the body Hey, hurry up baby, don't be late I'll meet you at the place I've been waiting for this day Baby, gotta celebrate

Starting point is 00:17:35 Lookin' like a cover girl Covered in diamonds and girls Take a lens out for a swirl Drop that top, yeah, it's my world Tied for the party, yeah Oh God, how'd I... Welcome! Welcome!

Starting point is 00:17:56 What's up everybody? It's MJ You guys, tonight is my son's 9 month birthday. Oh, happy, happy 9 month birthday. Thank you. He could have had a baby. You should have come. Before we get started, something very bizarre happened today.

Starting point is 00:18:19 I was out getting breakfast, and I saw one of your former castmates. Today? I saw Asa your former castmates today I saw Asa this morning is also so is anyone in touch with Asa anymore or is she I don't think anyone's in touch with Asa anymore yeah you never met Asa Wow with her that would will be people that never meet with her that would still be in touch with her. Am I being real?

Starting point is 00:18:49 Don't you think it makes sense? That people that she never be with and then boom, nothing, radio silence? It's yeah, no, I think it's a little, hmm. That's true, but in her defense, she lives very far away. And I don't call people who live that far. It's like Shina living in Marina Del Rey.

Starting point is 00:19:04 Yes. very far away. I don't call people who live that far. It's like Shina living in Marina Del Rey. Yes! So the new season of Shaw's by the way, that's coming up in like a few weeks, right? Marina! Yes! Zach, you're a DVR! There's some like football game that day too, but fuck that. Oh yes, there's always a football game on. You can always watch it like 10 times in a row. The trailer was very intense. I bet you do this to me Mercedes.

Starting point is 00:19:37 Mercedes. Mercedes. That's friends. That would not be this friends anymore. Can we see that, Mercedes? I know you guys can't talk about current season staff so tell me everything resonated to you. He was just being himself. We'll all get to see it. Yeah, I'm excited. Shall we get on with our category here? So the category is best mom and we thought that's crazy. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very And we thought that's crazy very Probably uniquely prepare for this how are we gonna answer honestly when there's a mother of seven sitting in the front row? That's true mother of seven right there said the best mom not the most mom This is the biggest crap I know I'm a dick like welcome

Starting point is 00:20:43 This is the best this is the biggest crappy to be ever done We're so excited. Obviously, and it's so cool It's so cool to hear you guys, but it's also so cool to hear fucking Katie right back. I know Having like walk on music was like very cool for us All right, so you want to put up a paper? I use an iPad. I can start or you want to read one? I already know who I'm voting for. Oh okay. All right so here are the nominees. The first First nominee is, Kali's mom from Below Deck Med. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing great, Kali.

Starting point is 00:21:27 You're doing great, Kali. I hope you'll win the award. Amtibis says hi. Be a Marissa from Real Housewives of New York City. Be a Marissa. You'll always be my little baby, Tinsler. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give them this. You'll always be my little baby, Tinsler. I'll give them this.

Starting point is 00:21:48 Okay, the third mom is, I don't give a rip, D-Simmons. That's right. I don't give a rip. The next one, we have really the only mom on this list that we know of who used pocket but force on her daughter, Dorothy Dillard, Candace's mom from Yohan Sons of Potomac. That was the best parental violence I've ever seen. She hit her kid in the head with a purse and then she's like, no, she just ran into my purse.

Starting point is 00:22:23 It's like classic lifetime. Yeah Mods in your Real out slides of new church We love we love Mark senior and the march All right, and last Patricia all chill from southern charm Patricia Altchill from Southern Charm. That's Patricia. You have to have her. So MJ, who did you vote for?

Starting point is 00:22:48 Who would you vote for? I have a quip though. I don't see Vita. Well, because Shaz's sons that wasn't on, 2019, right? Obviously. Yeah, Vita is like a see because of her kind of girl. I just almost grabbed Ben by the hair and threw him under a bus. Literally like, Ben's fault.

Starting point is 00:23:11 Yeah. No, no. So, how do we proceed? So tell us, so who would you pick for best mom out of this list? Okay, well, I have to say that what I love that a lot of these other moms that I'm not voting for, having common, is that they all really show up for their daughters, most of them, right? Right?

Starting point is 00:23:32 They show up. They're all tough women. Yep. However, the classiest, the cutest, steals my heart every time Patricia altiles to have a child. Well, we love Patricia We love Patricia

Starting point is 00:23:47 And she likes to drink And she has a butler She does have a butler But I do want to know why she makes her wear a red apron I don't like the red apron Classic amasculation, you know It's always fun You can wear a, like those...

Starting point is 00:24:05 It pops. Black, correct. It pops. Sometimes fashion in service is important. Looks like an Applebee's apron though a little bit. I support that. That's a very good thing for me. No shade for Applebee's.

Starting point is 00:24:17 I was an Apple. I was my first job. They told me I was a bad Apple and then fired me. Not even mine. And then you gave him the apron. Because I didn't dust the top of this, and that's, do you know what shit there is to dust in the napalbees? A lot.

Starting point is 00:24:32 Every time I go to one, I say, you know what? Respect, best boys. Those good apple, best boys. Because the rubber plants don't dust themselves, do they? They don't. Well, would you guys do us the honor of a neither the winner, who the people voted for, for the best mom? You mean to say my vote wasn't the winning vote?

Starting point is 00:24:49 All right, guys, best mom is. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Congratulations! We're not. Congratulations! I bought this. I bought this. His name is Kali! It's Kali! It's cute. You guys give a huge hand to MJ and Neema.

Starting point is 00:25:22 Thank you so much for coming. Don't be tady for the party. Tady for the party. Don't be tady for the party. Don't be tady for the party. Don't be tidy for the party. Yes. So, wow. It's a Kim Zolziac classic. So much meffantop adjusting.

Starting point is 00:26:03 How did I get stuck in the seat without a table behind Behind your the one who's raging the chairs some bullshit really get a 20 foot table for the next time Okay, in is oh in a ceremony held earlier tonight The following awards were given out Best power move. Mama D. tanks her company and then hands it off to Deandra. Worst three is company wig. Stephanie from Real Housewives of Dallas. Worst trip of the year. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Starting point is 00:26:46 Most trip of the year, the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Most awkward charity speech, Ramona Sonia and Durinda fighting at a sexual abuse charity. I mean, can you even? God bless, Patel. Most determined refusal to stay off of TV. Hi! Miss Jules Errin! Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle.

Starting point is 00:27:20 And we're the host of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into

Starting point is 00:27:45 a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondria. Wow, congratulations to those.

Starting point is 00:28:11 It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. The winners, I'm so sorry we weren't able to fit them into the main show. Best, this one. This one. Best, this one. This one right here. Oh, I have it here in my, we're very organized. It's like bookkeeping up here.

Starting point is 00:28:32 Look, they're the nominees. Okay. Next up is best show Bravo should keep alive. This is like our only like earnest category. Get a room with Carson and Tom. Such a good show. There are so many gay people in this population. How did that show have five viewers?

Starting point is 00:28:53 Shame on you, gay people. Shame on you. Oh, also just so you know, normal crap and rules apply, which is that if someone's talking, feel free to tell them to shut up. Yeah, tell them to shut up. And if they don't shut up, say security. Security. But then you'll be kicked out.

Starting point is 00:29:10 You see how that works? It's a tricky rule. OK, best show, Bravo, Shakyp, Alive. Marriage to medicine LA. It is alive. Still alive. Right. It makes a response from the audience.

Starting point is 00:29:23 Mexican bannisties. right mixed mixed response from the audience Mexican bandisties Southern charm New Orleans and Texas on us now look I know none of you are clapping but that place had a wine party in a grocery store parking lot and the HB in Texas and they tried lot. And the HB in Texas. And they tried to cover up the HB sign with like plastic vines from Hobby Lobby. Not kidding. That shows amazing.

Starting point is 00:29:52 I mean, that alone is worth a, like a holiday special. All right. What do you think should be, which is the one that should be saved? It's rough because I like all the Hispanic shows coming up because it reminds me my childhood I loved I love Texacanas because it was like kind of a low-rent version of Lisa Vanderpump They have this one character in there who was like the head of the charities and everybody was always kissing a rassum But then they all decided to turn on her and it just happened so fast and it happened to the saddest hotel and like What's that lake town called

Starting point is 00:30:32 Horseshoe Bay They're like we're going to Horser Bay and it's like terrible So I'm gonna say Texas Connors. I mean, I'm torn. I got I really love Southern charm to Orleans It also has really hot guys, so I mean I'm torn, I really love Southern charm to Orleans. It also has really hot guys, so I mean, all right, so let's find out who won. Let's see what the audience said should be. You do it. All right, this is the audience has best bravo show that should be kept alive. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 00:31:00 Southern charm New Orleans. Well deserved and by the way, we're in the dark. You look so pretty. We're We're in the dark like you guys. We don't know what's been picked up or not So we're just assuming that they're canceled. So yeah, watch all these shows get trailers tomorrow like so hurry. Yeah, we don't know We're like the real house ones of Beverly Hills. That's my canceled stupid Putting papers on the floor. Okay. All right We're like the real housewives of Beverly Hills. That's my canceled stupid. Putting papers on the floor. Alright, so next up is... I just have to say, my friends are here in the front row. Hi. Poor things.

Starting point is 00:31:38 I have not like your all the husbands. Nobody knows what the hell we're talking about. I know. I know. My friends are also here. And my boyfriends, Dominique. Nobody knows what the hell we're talking about. I know. I know. My friends are also here. And my boyfriend's on the mic. You're mine. So next we have most memorable reunion performance. This was a good year for reunions.

Starting point is 00:32:03 Like a lot of really good reunions on Bravo, don't we agree? This is a rough category to pick anybody in. It's really rough. There are a lot of really strong, I don't know where the pages, I don't know where the nominees are. I'll be looking up on my computer. Yeah, you look it up. A lot of strong nominees in this. Just off the top of my head. Like, Bron Bronwyn you were great going up against Vicki Kelly Dodd versus the Trace Amiga's Camille Grammar she literally took off her dress in the middle of the reunion I

Starting point is 00:32:38 mean I even enjoyed Kyle Richards passive aggressively bringing Lisa Vanderbump's gift. I'm just texting right now you guys. Sorry, these are in... I don't have these in order hold on. Rail the house. Reunion put in here. Oh yeah, there we go. Oh you found it. Oh, it's like you're from real housewives of Beverly Hills.

Starting point is 00:33:03 I'm trying to be a Beverly Hills. I'm walking off. Kimmyo, where are you going? She's like, bye. I'm so mad right now. He's like, why are you mad? You're the racist. She's like, oh, yeah. OK, I'll come back.

Starting point is 00:33:18 I'll come back. She didn't say hi to my daughter at baggage claim. There I said it. And now we've said it. Okay. Next nominee is Vicky Gunvelson for the Real House of Orange County for most memorable Rod and his new singer. Oh, yeah. How dare you answer your 15 years? 15 years, I started this show ending. 15 years, I started this show ending. 15 years, I started this show ending.

Starting point is 00:33:54 15 years. I will never be a friend of, I will never be a friend of, I will never be a friend of, I will never be a friend of, I will never, I will never be a friend of, two weeks later, Vicki Gumbelsen coming back as friend of, I've never, I've never be a friend of. Two weeks later, Vicky Gumbelsen, coming back as friend of on real life. Friend of on real life. Uh, Nini leaks for real house heads of Atlanta.

Starting point is 00:34:12 Oh, here's a good one. Here's a good one. Nini leaks was even more frustrating than Vicky. Yeah, Nini was actually difficult to watch. I really like this nominee here. You said... Why don't you go back to Kentucky with all those eubillys! Jubilee! DJ James Kennedy! DJ James Kennedy from Vanderpump Rules. At last... That was pretty good. And Kristen just kept being like, I BOOM,ep, I boom.

Starting point is 00:34:45 Seriously, seriously. I keep totally winning a point. And Kristen would be like, boom, jeep. She also can be found doing that to like, potted plants. Boom, jeep, it's like it's a firm. It's a firm. It's a firm, Kristen.

Starting point is 00:35:03 Call me for Micah, Call me. Call me. Not for Micah. What's the plant, Fern? She probably would name her Fern for Micah. Yeah, I'd call for Fern called for Micah. Edit that part out. Yeah. Uh, at last we... Well, we just mentioned her.

Starting point is 00:35:19 You're a door. Because you're a door! Tristan Ears! I put everything in your wall. I put it in the rule! I put it on the rule! I'm done, you're done, you didn't even graduate from high school! It's Kelly Dough for Real Housewives of Orange County. I mean, this was a good year, this was a very strong year.

Starting point is 00:35:38 Great year for crazy reunion performances. Alrighty. And the winner. For those of us here at home, Ronnie is sniffing the ball at the winner. You need to remember where you came from, Antichouin, Miss Mickey Gumball. Vicky Gumball said wins,

Starting point is 00:36:03 but most, I'm not a pro in Miss Vicki Gumbels in Wins, but Bums. Most memorable reunion before Bums. So the word will be going to Miss Vicki Gumbels in. Well, that's a great segue into this part. Oh, hi. Oh, my computer fell asleep, guys. Katie told us a while ago, but I was like, you know what? We'll deal with that one here, if there. Okay, in a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were given out.

Starting point is 00:36:39 Best meltdown, Vicky et The O.C. reunion. Best, best place ruined by Bravo. Miravol Resorting Spa. Ruined, ruined. Yeah. Saddest workout, oh this is a good one. Saddest workout scene. Kyle speed walking around her backyard on Bevel Hills. I mean I hate working out anyway but that sealed the deal. I was like that's it. I'm gonna be 600 pounds.

Starting point is 00:37:16 Exercise it's a fish of the open. Drunkest wedding in history. M.J MJ and Tommy from the shop MJ has a baby at home guys, so I think she may have had to leave so you know babies Messiest wedding Reagan and Reese from Southern Charm Nola There we go Right, oh, oh, this is gonna be fun one. Oh my gosh. We have a really good friend who also was with us back in the TV Gazem blog days. Her name was NADS. She ran the news side of TV Gazem and worked her ass off and is now the showrunner and boss on below deck Mediterranean. She's the big boss. Please welcome one of our best friends Miss Nadine Reddron. Welcome!

Starting point is 00:38:47 I say I'm fabulous, you say I'm single, I say I'm fabulous, you say I'm done, I say I'm fabulous, you said I'm ugly, I said I'm fabulous, I'm gone with the wind fabulous, I'm gone with the wind fabulous, I'm gone with the wind fabulous, I'm gone with the wind fabulous, twirl bitch, twirl. Wow. Oh my God. Big hand for the crappers. I know, can you more hit? Hi, Nancy. Hi, guys. Hi, everyone. Welcome back to the big show.

Starting point is 00:39:01 Thank you. So your category is very special because your category is very special. Hi, Madzie. Hi, guys. Hi, everyone. Welcome back to the big show. Thank you. So your category is very special because your category features an AV component because we're doing best bad style on Bravo. I mean, isn't that the only kind of style on Bravo? True. Sorry, with exception, with the people here.

Starting point is 00:39:23 President, President Company excluded. Sorry with exception with the the people present company excluded So what we're gonna do is as we read through the nominees We're gonna put them up on the screen so we can all evaluate their style Okay, my best side all right here. We go. This is gonna be very exciting because we're gonna use some we're gonna use the laptop here So this may require you and I ready I would like to say thank you for all the masturbation shots you've given us every year as I'm below that man. I mean there's no shortage, we're just your masturbation special. Okay our first nominee, we love her, but her style sometimes. Dr. Simone from Mary de Medicine. Can I just say this is why scrubs were invented? All right now here comes. Wait wait. Okay so this is Carrie from Real Housewives of Dallas

Starting point is 00:40:19 wearing a hat into a tie temple. Wearing a hat into a temple and a white scarf. The higher the hat, the closer to God. Higher the bat. Higher the bat for Dora, the closer to a bat for Dora God. We're ready for the next one. What? Huh? Carl Radke from Summer House and a short summer house.

Starting point is 00:40:47 What do you think about those games? I mean. This is better than his white jeans, which is normally his... You're normally in his Yolanda Foscar white jeans, that's that's short. It's like a Kendall, right? It's a Kendall. I'm scared for you getting that close to him. He needs boxers, I think, right?

Starting point is 00:41:09 Those are his boxes. All right. He needs more of a wiener implant. And why is he posing in front of a least lexas carol? By the way, you don't pose in front of a fucking lexas. Yeah, you pick a yes. You pose like I do in front of a Subaru. That's right.

Starting point is 00:41:28 All right, here comes our next one. A Joe True Guys with an Orange Blazer on Watch Happens Live. So two Dice's Orange Blazer. I mean, style icon, style icon anyone? He's the gift that keeps on giving. Is he not? Yes, exactly. He is. The gift that keeps on giving?

Starting point is 00:41:51 He really is. And he's also approved that sometimes you just look better fat. All right, here we go. Here's our next nominee. Oh, it's Barbara's rap dress. I don't Ramona singer Diane von Firstenberg is rolling in her hat yet. We're a rap dress right now, okay? People are so mean about rap dresses. Hello, why are you so mean? By the way, Barbara looks

Starting point is 00:42:20 perfectly great. It's Ramona who has a problem. She's eating a grape. Look at the single grape that she's eating. Alright, and now we have... Oh, Gina's bleached blonde hair. She had a bad year. So rough year for hair. Yes. Yeah, Gina had a rough year with that haircut and then that other haircut and then that other haircut She's wearing the cutouts. That's what that's what you do in Orange County. You have to wear it no offense

Starting point is 00:42:55 Hey, I'm from Orange County. That's what I'm Yes, I am. Oh, we're in Orange County and I'm Hill. Okay All right, I think we might have one more nom. oh, oh, we know we've got at least two more nominies. Kyle's red pador, real house, lots of Beverly Hills. Good bye Kyle, good bye Kyle. We have officially tripped. That pador that won't quit.

Starting point is 00:43:23 But you know, here's the thing if everybody hates that fedora, that why is everybody wearing it yet? You know? That's true. Like they all copied Kyle Richards. Get ahold of yourselves, America. And we have one last nominee. Some of you guys here may know her.

Starting point is 00:43:38 I'm mean, Rick Hell from Vanderbump Rules. I don't know. I'm mean Rick Hell from Vanderpump rules. I Don't know I mean Rick Hell Vanderpump rules with her swiffer dress at the reunion. It's amazing. I'm I'm not god. That's my number one boat like that is my favorite To be a clean-up spot. I think next year I would like you to wear that. I will wear that. OK, good. Can you guys make that happen? Don't make it happen.

Starting point is 00:44:07 It should go into like a... Well, everyone hates that. Again, it's a Kyle Richards effect. Everyone hates that. But then suddenly Lala is showing up looking like a toilet paper tree, you know, with her... She got teapy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:21 All right, Nadine. Is there one of those looks that you particularly were fond of which is their one? I would say this might be that's I mean it's like another league Well, would you do us the honor of reading us who who the listeners voted for for best fast style moment? The winner for best fast style moment So good ready ready ready That's the best style moment. The winner for best, best style moment. We're in the air. So good. Ready, ready, ready?

Starting point is 00:44:48 We've got it stuck. Gina's bleached blonde hair. Real housewives of Orange County. Congratulations, Gina. Since she's not here, do you want to accept this award on her behalf? Since you are from Orange County. Hi, Shell, and since I've been showered in about a week,

Starting point is 00:45:03 it looks like that. Perfect. Perfect, perfect. Lady in the sky. Thank you so much for coming and joining us. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I got me feeling all these feelings

Starting point is 00:45:18 and it's driving me insane. Paparazzi watching you do my thing Cause I'm on display, on display, on display Each and every day, every day, every day Everybody's waiting on me to fall Everybody's waiting on me to come But they keep waiting on me, waiting on me to come, but they keep Waiting on me, waiting on me, waiting on me So fall

Starting point is 00:45:53 It's a classic, Melissa Corga Jam Okay And next To present our next award, we need some extremely judgmental batches. Let's please welcome our two judging girls. Two judging girls welcome Samoomay and Courtney Frade. I'm Courtney friends Play on the street Each and every day, every day, every day

Starting point is 00:46:29 Everybody's waiting on me to fall Everybody's waiting on me to crawl So they just keep waiting on me Waiting on me, waiting on me to fall I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, to fly. It's a perfect that you guys are here on the heels of the best style, because I'm not going to be able to see their t-shirts, but do you guys want to read out loud what your t-shirts say? Please say it's not about Tom.

Starting point is 00:47:01 It's not about Tom. Or it is, guys. We're out. We're out. Her teacher says, please tell me it's not about Tom. And her says, it's about Tom. Yeah, yeah, that's the right word. So I'm sure you guys already know who two Judgy Girls are.

Starting point is 00:47:15 Did that kid. Yeah, these are the two Judgy Girls. They have like four million followers on Instagram. But can we give it up for Mary's white pumps? Oh. There we go. You guys, I'm a little nervous. I have not been on a stage since I was 12 and I was in the musical Oliver.

Starting point is 00:47:37 And like, I think I have the shakes right now. Oh, it's fine. It's my debut. 20 years later. This is a war on him. This is a safe space. It's a safe space. It's a safe space. It's a safe space.

Starting point is 00:47:46 If you want to sing a song, it's all over your vocal. This is what happens. Of course, it's not a safe space. It's the unsafe space. Which is why it's great, you know? I feel safe. So one of the reasons why we wanted you guys to come on stage, aside from the fact that we really adore you guys,

Starting point is 00:48:03 is that you guys also watch pretty much as much if not more bravo than we do. So we know that you guys are like very up for the challenge of weighing in on these categories. We're all in. All in. Like Teddy, now on the camp. Teddy, if you want to sponsor me, I will go all in. I will go all in for 2020.

Starting point is 00:48:22 Teddy, are you out there? Hi, I'm Teddy. Who is the most controversial person that you've talked about this year? Like, who have you gotten in the most trouble with this year before we get to? I have to ask. Okay, I'd like to... I want to actually... You're hearing it first, well, unless you listen to last week or this week. Either way.

Starting point is 00:48:42 Our big 2020 resolution... I know what this is. Either way, our big 2020 resolution, I know what this is. We need to be unblocked by Sheena. That's not. It's a big goal. It's a goal. It's a big goal for us. You've got to lose in 20 pounds.

Starting point is 00:48:56 No, no, no. Like, it's all about Sheena. We are forging a friendship, hopefully. Well, the reason why I blocked you is because people keep saying I'm play crazy, but I'm like not play crazy at all. It doesn't define you. Well you know what, I've watched you in Apple Watch and you never put it on.

Starting point is 00:49:12 I want to fit that. I'm sorry. I want Thanksgiving gifts. Like I would be thankful to be a she and a spread if she wants to give me an apple. I want to try to be really thankful. It's not a gift giving holiday. You guys have so many followers, I can't believe she blocked you Like if you were a dude she'd make out with you on national television For seven minutes for seven minutes at least. Can I change my name to Brett? Oh

Starting point is 00:49:37 I Here's the penguin named spot Where's Madison Parks? Madison Marie Parks, Paletta. Never name it a imaginary baby. They've never come true. Yeah. Minus named Natalie from Facts of Life.

Starting point is 00:49:53 Where is she? You know, she dreams of, and she calls her Maddie. Like in her dreams it's Maddie. She's like Maddie. You know, actually like in eighth grade, we were given a task like draw, like what we would want like our child to look like and name it and I I know and I gave my child the waspiest name ever it was like Chester Oakley Mandelker

Starting point is 00:50:18 Chester There's that Chester Oakley. I'm not sure if I think it was, I know Oakley was definitely part of the equation. Like based off the Sangha office? Like Oakley? Oakley, yes. It was a torture time.

Starting point is 00:50:38 It will never be born, isn't it? I was a young, closeted boy in ninth grade. Just let me have it. Okay, let's get to the category. All right, so this is a really fun category. It has a lot of stuff that we have to, as Andy Cohen said. On back. This one we're just gonna read them and talk after. I'm giving myself that.

Starting point is 00:50:56 Okay, so this category is best gift from Bravo. Okay, so the first nominee, Bravo making Tinsley cry at the circus and baby doll makeup, Real Housewives of New York. Oh, Mary. Everything that came out of Jordan's mouth Good bye Kyle! Great gift. Or if it's done the technical way, it's good bye Kyle. It's important to have that variation. JoJD Chase, Prison Interview, watch what happens live. That was the best Sunday night of 2019 by force.

Starting point is 00:51:44 I don't like, that was like the daytime after Mary. Mary. No, it worked for me. I make rolls so I can break them. Yeah. Anyway, here's a really good gift that Bravo gave us. Cameron Westcott draws a diagram of her visit to a ping pong show in Thailand.

Starting point is 00:52:12 Kelly Dodd giving Shannon Bedore a mild concussion. That was a gift. That's a sensitive subject for me. Kristen falls over in a hotel lobby, the underpump rule. Solving. After she had just eaten a flower from a traffic medium. Cook-oh! Cook-oh! All right, everyone settle down.

Starting point is 00:52:38 March throws Marty in the pool. Real Housewives of New Jersey. Yeah. Husband to the pool. Yeah. Husband to the pool, real housewives of nature. See? You have spent the pool. You have spent the pool. Secret video of Austin getting caught in a three way on Southern Trump. I'm not gonna lie, I kiss! What did you say?

Starting point is 00:52:54 It was only a kiss. That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous. That is ridiculous. I think I'm right now. I talked about that with him extensively. At Barabachi and Sosolito. Really?

Starting point is 00:53:07 Well, you're like you and find up on the video. Good minds work. And the final nominee for the greatest gift from Bravo, the fishroom from Real Housewives of New York. Okay. All right, who's your all-swinner? Who's your pick? Mary, please open.

Starting point is 00:53:24 Oh, who are we choosing? Choose someone that will open it. I would say Mary's good bye Kyle What about you Courtney? Goodbye Kyle. I mean honestly your husband's in the pool. Uh-huh. Ronnie I mean good bye Kyle. I still say it every day just to random people in this store like I think I think that Cameron drawing the ping pong I mean like they said camera west got to a ping pong show Sleeper it's a sleeper head all right it was the whiteboard I like it because Ken just doesn't do it on purpose You know this actually comes out of his natural the winner of best gift The best gift from all Bravo is Goodbye! Goodbye!

Starting point is 00:54:12 Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Ken Todd could not be here to accept his award, but we accepted on his behalf because he's sleeping. Yes. I like the it's a war. I like that it's a war. I like that it's a war. I like your spell count.

Starting point is 00:54:38 I like your spell count. Remember when he took a nap at Denise Richard's wedding. I do. Denise Richard's showing up 10 hours late to her own wedding on outside monster. All right, now we're going to move on to most touching moment. These are the moments on Bravo this year that really touched our hearts, really like... Are cooling up your back. Made us feel, it was like a really lovely moment that we just wouldn't even expect Bravo

Starting point is 00:55:11 would give us, you know. So the first nominee of most touching moment is the cast of Real House House of Beverly Hills visits a normal grocery store for the first time in their lives. It went to Vons and spent a very big $3.00 on donuts and cheese ones and punk and pie and whipped cream. Okay. Yeah. Darynda sending a Tyler Perry quote to. To the man. To the man.

Starting point is 00:55:43 Who is beautiful. What a beautiful moment that was. It was man. Who is beautiful? What a beautiful moment that was. It was touching. Right it regret it. Oh look at this corny. That's a beautiful moment here. It's like my moment. Melania performs.

Starting point is 00:55:58 I don't want to grow up. I don't want to grow up. It ain't easy. I mean even Teddywell. I mean even Teddywell. up. It ain't easy. I mean, even Teddywell. I'm taking Stephanie are also not here, unfortunately. Yeah. Real house is a New Jersey for millennia. Padma Lachmi makes fake gale deliver a box of food

Starting point is 00:56:16 to real gale. That was a thoughtful moment. Oh, here's a thoughtful moment. Rekel never got ice cream because of math. Yeah, he's sad. Fucking Raquel. Raquel, two-time nominee Raquel. Our new bestie, Shina, adopting a penguin from Adam. She is a giver, people. She is a giver, people.

Starting point is 00:56:46 She is a giver. She wins. Apple watches. All this thing. She's like, Oprah, you get a car. She's a great person to be in a relationship with. And the final, most touching nominee. Michael literally touches a cameraman's butt.

Starting point is 00:57:03 Real house is a Potomac. It's literally a touching moment. He was just making sure it was there. Yeah. Jesus. All right, who do you want, Ben? I'm going to give it to Raquel, again. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:19 Put all my money on Raquel. Raquel. Durrindo, Bix, the Tyler Perry call. Why don't you send me those, Courtney? I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. You can do it. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. You can do it. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. You can do it.

Starting point is 00:57:30 I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. You can do it. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. You can do it.

Starting point is 00:57:38 I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. I'm on a quest. for Rick Hell too because God bless, actually God bless God for making Rick Hells. I mean, that's amazing.

Starting point is 00:57:47 That is an amazing invention. It's better than a paper towel. Thanks. Yeah. Thank you. Rick Hell and I went to the same college. Greg. Don't know.

Starting point is 00:57:57 I can't process that. Okay. And the winner is... Durinda sends a Tyler Perry Quok to the winner! Wow! Durinda! Really, Durinda is so amazing. I was searching around just randomly for clips today.

Starting point is 00:58:19 And Durinda, the first thing I clicked on was a reunion clip of Durinda telling Parba. You know what? She's like a turnip in a food basket. The first thing I clicked on was a reunion clip of Durinda telling Barbara. You know what? She's like a turnip in the fruit basket. Yeah. A turnip in the fruit basket. She's saying she's telling it in the fruit basket. That was while she was trying to make Barbara feel part of the group somehow. You guys, thank you so much for coming here.

Starting point is 00:58:41 Good bye! Thank you. about to go pick up my besties Tate's a in Stephanie We about to go pop them tags Get our nails done Hair done We chase the boys We chase the checks We chase the dreams

Starting point is 00:59:17 We chase the goals Big things is popping Big things is popping Take ten step in me Wow You start this one Hey, hey, hey, hey, and Stephanie in Stephanie. In a ceremony held earlier tonight, the following awards were given out.

Starting point is 00:59:57 Best Song of the Year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. By Trixi Monaco. It's a great song. We're a song of the year. I think we all know this one. Thailand, Thailand, where everyone gets a baby elephant. I feel so bad for our friends right now. We're just staring at us like, why did we come to downtown LA right now? We all know each other from improv.

Starting point is 01:00:31 Do you know how many hours of shit we sat through for each other? That's what you do. This is you. Me? Best public binge moment. Deandra eats 50 donuts at her 50th birthday party. I mean, I don't care how much people hate or love Deandra. Semented, love her.

Starting point is 01:00:56 Yeah, that was a, I really identified with her. Oh, least apologies ever given in a reunion. Unileaks. Worst nickname. Carlitos. She's ever given an reunion. You need leaks. Worst nickname. Carly Towns! And most missed sound. Carly Towns. Carly Towns.

Starting point is 01:01:17 Carly Towns. Carly Towns. Carly Towns. Yeah, put your weight on me. Congratulations. Congratulations to the winners. I know. Oh, yes, you better get Luke Warham. You've got another four hours to go, fuckers. All right. This is a, I actually really enjoy this category. This is best cameo appearance.

Starting point is 01:01:40 These are people who showed up for like a, like one episode. They had like a small part, but they like, we're obsessed with them. Think like Allison Dubois from Real House, how's it Beverly Hills, think like Ray from Real House, how's it New York. These are people who like came on, made a splash. We never saw them again, but they will live on in our memories. It's okay, you start.

Starting point is 01:02:01 Okay, the first nominee is Aya, the Japanese tour guide who hates tartness on real house as of Atlanta. Brandy, the super drunk guest on below deck. Remember Brandy? You know, some people say that I was on drag simple or tech. It's called a mental disorder. Respect it, people. This is the fucking time.

Starting point is 01:02:31 This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time.

Starting point is 01:02:39 This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. This is the fucking time. MC from OC Fashion Week. So Kathy, the MC for that thing, when she was like, some children are here who I bullied. Some children are bullied.

Starting point is 01:02:54 Like I've been bullied. She took over this whole thing. I can get louder, Ronnie. I can get louder. Even Kelly.com. Kelly's like, you're at work. Oh. Okay.

Starting point is 01:03:11 Lori Cooper, realtor from real outsides of New York City. That's the Rindus Realtor, we love. Ooh. Master Pearson below deck. Yay. I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. Patricious bodyguard from Southern Charm.

Starting point is 01:03:39 Have you met Mr. Smith Gettel? Go. Oh, sorry. I was talking to Trisha. See, at this point, I don't even remember how to say this guy's name, because there's so much controversy about it. And by controversy, I mean, he says his name one way, and Ramona and Sonya say it another way. Tej. Taj.

Starting point is 01:04:01 Tej. Victor. From Miami, from Real House of New York. All right. It's your turn to rip it. All right, I'm just going to rip it. Portage. And the winner of Best Camiopearances.

Starting point is 01:04:23 Kathy, the MC for OC Fashion Week! Oh! Bowling! Raoul Halsweiß-Horns County has the best continuing storyline of Bowling. I've been Bowling. Remember Alexis Faleino? I was Bowling. Remember Remember Alexis Fulino? I was bullied. Remember Alexis Fulino. Alright, so oh my goodness. The next two people coming up on the stage are two

Starting point is 01:04:56 of the funniest people in this entire room. In the podcast world. Hold on, all right. Everybody, let's take a moment and just comb it down. Let's have a mirror of all moments. comb it down. This didn't work at all. God damn it. All right. All right. To present worst storyline we have from the sexy unique podcast La Chale de Carriotano.

Starting point is 01:05:28 Do they leave? Who may be in the bathroom? Uh-oh, they like. Here they come! Here they are, dramatic entrance. Oh my goodness. Guys, look how tall are our carriers in real life. This is a room of woo. It is a room.

Starting point is 01:06:07 A room of woo. A room of woo. I see some Trenta girls over there. Yeah. Shout out Starbucks. Thanks for having us. Yeah, anytime. Anytime.

Starting point is 01:06:18 You're like, yeah, what are you talking about? No, I will always shout out Starbucks, even if I don't have to. That's what's fun. Yeah, it's always shout out Starbucks, even if I don't have to. Like, I feel like it's a part. Yeah, it's one of my favorite places. What's happening? Oh, darling. I love that.

Starting point is 01:06:32 So you guys have been recapping season two of Real House Lesson, New Jersey on the way to the past. It's a harrowing journey to the past. And like, on X season, it's time for you. We just had the posh fashion show. Oh my God. That's one thing that happens. She will be revealed tonight.

Starting point is 01:06:50 Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Kim D. I personally feel like we need Kim D back on Jersey. Yes. Give it up for Kim G. And Kim G.

Starting point is 01:07:03 You guys, you have to vote. You have have to go everybody on Instagram because you do you guys do obviously like Kim G So every episode should that you piece of track should we sit you guys got a gel already a stupid What like she's like she's resurfaced recently oh real ashy I like Ashley and Danielle have been having a back and forth about The hair pulling from her Yeah, I said Ashley and Danielle have been having it back and forth about the hair pulling from her. Yeah, she said Danielle pulled her own hair out. Yeah, I like that you said that Kim D has resurfaced like a swamp monster. I'm just imagining something like emerging from the swamp, like the predator or something like that.

Starting point is 01:07:37 Yeah, a little swamp energy. Yeah, little swamp energy. Big swamp energy. In a good way. In a good way. In a good, the In a good way. Swamps grow all that green stuff on the top, which gives life to other. That's why we can breathe.

Starting point is 01:07:50 Green things. Swamps. Yeah, bacteria. Yeah. So. Is it real score? Why don't we get on to our category? We're storylines on Bravo for 2019. Woo!

Starting point is 01:08:05 So the first nominee are babies on the real house of Atlanta, last one. A lot of babies on that show. Ooh. Babies. Babies. You want to do the next, where? We have to go to the next.

Starting point is 01:08:21 I didn't watch Atlanta. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. I love babies. Oh, do I want to read this? Yeah, yeah, you to the next, I didn't watch it, Lanna. Oh, that's fine, that's fine. I love babies. Oh, do I want to read this? Yeah, yeah, you're the next one. Britney's engagement to Jack's Vanderpump rule. Woo!

Starting point is 01:08:31 Yeah. I have to be quite honest with you. It's true. It's a very bad engagement. Yeah, it's very midsummer. It's, we're heading towards a temple fire of Brittany with Jackson the bear suit. So that's going to be on this season of Vanderpump rule. So actually really love that.

Starting point is 01:08:52 It was the last the season finale of last season was the final scene from mid-Summer. Exactly. Remember their flower wall? It was. That's true. Oh, okay. Um, Danielle getting the D summer house? Oh, God.

Starting point is 01:09:08 If you know, you know. Does Cameron need a nanny on Southern Charm? Ties with, does Cameron really like to eat chicken nuggets on Southern Charm? Does, oh, next nominee is Lisa Vanderpump's kitchen makeover. Oh. On Real House House of Beverly Hills. She needed it. She really needed it.

Starting point is 01:09:30 I needed it. She, we needed that. She needed that pink trim on the cabinet. She did it for us. I think that summed her up so well, because remember they showed that scene of that little dot, her little dog just walking into the granite store and pissing over a marble slab. And then just like looking at the marble slab like it was the problem.

Starting point is 01:09:49 Exactly. Love her. Lucy, Lucy, Apple, juicy. Oh, wow. I was not the worst storyline. That's the most amazing shit that's ever happened to us in all of our lives. I'm excited here because I was I was ready to like walk off. I'm a chemiogrammer. Still I haven't. I haven't like go of it. No I'm not at the bottom of it.

Starting point is 01:10:15 Has anyone ever seen Lucy Lucy Apple juice in the wild by the way? We even know that we're on Instagram with that girl. Yeah, where is she now? Wellness check. It's a big mystery. I'm calling the Cedar sign-eye. I'm conceders and then I'm calling animal services. And I'm going to get detective on that. I'm checking this out. I'm checking this out. What a history. All right, Carrie. This is the good one. This is the good one, Tim. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel.

Starting point is 01:10:49 Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel.

Starting point is 01:10:57 Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Tim is going to be the tunnel. Hello to you. Please, come on! We are talking about the drug!

Starting point is 01:11:07 Okay! Tamer's son Ryan is sad, real housewives of Orange County. I agree with that's the bad one. That's a bad one. No one is more discriminated against than the straight white nail in America. Don't forget. Sure, the most persecuted people in America right now. It's about time someone white nail in America. Don't forget. Sure, the most persecuted people in America right now. It's about time someone stood up for them.

Starting point is 01:11:30 Listen, they only get like 95% of jobs now. It's not right. It's not right. And lastly, we have the couple strip on marriage and medicine. All right, real quickly, what is the worst storyline? The worst storyline. Britney's engagement. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:52 What about you, Carrie? I think Tamer's son is the worst storyline. Ronnie. Which one would you say? Tamer's son's being sad is my worst. Tamer, I cannot take Tamer's transphobic, homophobic, racist, mutton, yeah, I can't. I love her other son.

Starting point is 01:12:09 Yeah, the younger son is like, yeah. Like her other son is too young to hate, although he could use some promade. I'm gonna say that right now. But sometimes you really need to marinate in your hateful act. Like you have to be a certain age to hate you as much as I hate Ryan. Yeah, well he's had a lot of to hate you as much as I hate Ryan. Yeah, well he's had a lot of opportunities to redeem himself and it's not happening. Well, I also vote for that. Will you guys do the honor of revealing who all the listeners voted for the worst storyline of the year?

Starting point is 01:12:37 You're better fingers. The worst storyline. I was 20, 13, 20, 19. Terrible stuff for everyone who is at the end of this episode. Thank you guys so much for having us. Thank you guys. Thank you for having us. Thank you guys. I just moved on to a Charlie Chaplin movie. Now I like it. I feel like this is a sheenet thing. Like that's a sheen of soundtrack. Oh my god. That's a little round thing with a little round head rolling towards me.

Starting point is 01:13:30 Just seen that in any movie. Okay. Alright. In a ceremony held earlier tonight, the following awards were given out. Least scary, almost murder. Canvas with a butter knife on real high-size with baton me. Best decorations, Sonia's taped up towel curtains. Most in need of a

Starting point is 01:13:58 towel. Anyone who talks to Frank Katanya. Dolores! Dolores, why you, Dolores? Am I spitting on you Dolores? Dolores! Dolores. Best Gale Simmons moment. I mean, how can Gale have a moment when she's always eating? Am I right? Bless her heart.

Starting point is 01:14:22 A moment is the culminations of all the seconds the gale ate. Did you mean to shade gale so hard? Okay, all right, the moment you've all been waiting for. Best friend of. And here, to present the category, a best friend of... It's the one and only real housewife of Orange County... ...Rodwin Rhythmburg! Hey, zero, zero, zero, done.

Starting point is 01:15:02 How many bucks do I give? How many bucks do I give? How many bucks do I give? None Not one zero zero zero done Oh my god That's a real housewife Wow, babe, you're so hard. Welcome to the Classies, Bronwyn. I love being a housewife, probably more than any other housewife in the history of housewives. Love what you do, baby.

Starting point is 01:15:42 I love this! This is so fucking fun. You know, Ron win. Your lovely husband Sean is here tonight. And not only that, he's also wearing... He's wearing a state of the necklace. Look at these girls going crazy. So they're all still have to take pictures of Sean. I actually brought gifts for both of you.

Starting point is 01:16:09 I know, so in solidarity with Sean. Oh yes I did. Yeah. So just for those of you at home, we got our own giant spiritual necklaces from Sean. Wow. Stay with necklaces from Bronwyn and Sean. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:16:33 So Bronwyn, OK. So you survived your first season on Real House House of Orange County. What's going on with you in the cast? How's everyone doing? Who's talking to who? A2? Who likes who? What's one on? OK in the cast? How's everyone doing? Who's talking to who? Who ate who? Who likes who? What's one on?

Starting point is 01:16:46 Okay, I mean I actually get along with everyone on my cast The least not on my fucking cast What's his name? I'm not a cast So you was a friend of Wow And that bitch is That's what you got. That's what you got. That's what you got. She was a friend of. Wow. And that bitch is for real.

Starting point is 01:17:10 Girl. Girl. I get along with everyone. Everyone. Even Tamra. You're friends with Tamra. Oh yeah. Wait a second.

Starting point is 01:17:20 No. No. No. Don't you dare throw Tamra under the bus. Tamer is... She does it to herself. I don't throw her under the bus. I don't drive the bus or I'm not in the red hood. But Tamer was the first person to reach out to me when I was first on the show. She... Tamer is a good person. I'm sorry that I'm sorry it's like this. I'm sorry it's like this but I'm gonna

Starting point is 01:17:49 tell you the same thing I told Kelly Dodd when we first talked about it. Kelly Dodd is actually like one of my best fucking friends. We love Kelly Dodd. I love her. Do not trust camera. She will fuck you over. She can't.'ll see. Now, look, this is your show, you do your thing. But in three years, we're going to see each other at a bar, and you're going to go, oh my god, you were right. No, you're not going to say that. I'm going to say, do you remember when I told you that? You'll have to put all those people.

Starting point is 01:18:17 And you're going to go, oh my god. OK, so here's the thing that everyone doesn't get. We are characters, and we are people. Yeah. No. Tamara is a good person. But Vicki is a fucking shit human. There we go.

Starting point is 01:18:40 That's how you win people back. Go back to Vicki. Tamara is one of the best people I've ever met. Tamra is one of the best people ever. By the way. No, right now. Tamra is the first person that reached out to me. When I have had a hard time, no, listen, listen. No, listen.

Starting point is 01:19:13 All right. Shut the fuck up. Wow, okay. When I was in bad crying because the social media Tamra was the only person on my entire cast that answered my phone call and said it's gonna be a Well, don't you want your figure at me? Don't you dare all right everyone? Okay, okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. all right, all right, all I have to say after all that we don't have to agree right

Starting point is 01:19:46 Obviously, we don't have to agree, but You have to admit all of you out there that is a good friend And by the way also that we want out of our house. So I have someone who's not afraid to say, fuck you all, right? And I will go to my grave saying that at the end of the day, what I literally spent two weeks in my bed and my husband didn't know what to do because I was so depressed. And then you found what happened.

Starting point is 01:20:27 And Tamra got me out of bed. So let's move on to the, let's move on to the category. The category is best friend of, which are people who are not full-time cast members but up here. Okay so the nominees are Buffy Purcell from Married to Medicine. Buffy! I don't know who that is. Camille Grammer, Real Housewives of Married. Camille Grammer, legend. No I love her. I love her. Danielle Stobb, Real Housewives of America. Oh, crap! Comellia Grammer, legend. No, I love her. Danielle Stobb, Real Housewives of New Jersey. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:21:11 Anya, she's evil. She's like Danielle. Danielle Stobb is not evil. She's not evil. She's not evil. She's like Tee-Ee-Bong. I know, I know Camille in real life, and she's amazing. Danielle was just fantastic.

Starting point is 01:21:25 Danielle's scary, but I love that about her. Madison Laquois or La Croix, depending on how you like Resoda from Southern Charm. Marlowe Hampton from Real Housewives of Atlanta. Your ball's headed Scallywag. Ball is going to. Rachel, everybody's friend from South and Charm New Orleans. And Tanya Sam, Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Starting point is 01:21:57 Tanya from Canada! Alright Ronnie, read those results, the winner. Here, hold my winner here oh my god I'm so happy doing my this because I'm actually friends with her in real life I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause

Starting point is 01:22:30 I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my asses to give you a round of applause I'm gonna have to ask my ass zero, done. How many bucks do I give?

Starting point is 01:22:47 How many bucks do I give? None. Not one, zero, zero, zero, done. Well, I mean, welcome to the Crabbees, guys. Welcome to the Crabbees. That is cool sticking to your guns, girl. Love you, Bronwyn. Welcome to the crabby's. That is cool. Sticking to your guns girl. Love you, Bromwin. Thank you for coming up here. Thank you, Bronwin.

Starting point is 01:23:10 Oh, wait, do we get Bronwin in a ward? Oh, yeah. Well, we'll get... Start reading the next one. All right. Well, Ronnie does this. All right. So we have... This category is very, very important to us. This category is very, very important to us because it addresses an issue that we have when we do the crappies. And the issue that we have is that if we put Real House House of New York in any category, it's going to destroy it. So we decide we're just going to give Real House House of New York its own special category and this is the best Real Housewives moment of New York of 2019.

Starting point is 01:23:52 You started. Bethany screamed. You're a sick out, you're a sick old for cabaret! You're a sick old, you're a sick old for cabaret! You do the next one too. Dorenda Shops for a Chief. Hey, you're in the team, you're in the team! Will the one living in the neighborhood? I love to see the neighborhood, it's amazing, it went back to you.

Starting point is 01:24:20 Where's Grewlick? Cause he's in Kansas, yeah. With gruelic girl Can't live in candy jing Luann admires her own poster Oh, is that me? Is that a... Could you take a photo of me with me? Just truth me here singing Cabaret Are you a Cabaret star? No, that's just me

Starting point is 01:24:42 Oh, just me and me were the cabaret stars. Oh, ah! Hit it boys! Three, two, one, I sing cabaret! That's what I do. And sing. And sing. Oh my god, okay, we can both do this right. Ramona ditches Durinda at a charity event. Whoa. Swurry.

Starting point is 01:25:08 I don't know what table Durinda's at, okay? That lady didn't even tell me with number. I said, what's number 20, 25? I don't know. 19. I don't even know what to do. I don't understand tables, okay? Because this one time when I was a little girl,

Starting point is 01:25:24 I was like, I just wanna have dinner. And my father's friend, Joltein, boss, this man says, no. You don't get to sit at the table. And to this day, I've never sat at the table, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've never done that. Pomona, skills, bobsters. Well, I never saw a boss cams sitting there. Just a wooden box. It's stupid fish Fish to put him in your backpack. So it did right but you can do right?

Starting point is 01:25:55 Sorry, it's day class A to leave a lobster at a party. Okay, so I'm just gonna put three into my bag Bring it back to the Rinti who's watching. One order SUV, hi. Walter loves some Ramona, like a Walter over there. Oh, this is a good one. Big, Roni moment. Sonia falls on her face at the dinner table. While sitting in a chair, she was sitting in a chair and fell on her face at a table. How does that happen? And I like this Sonya just naturally falls apart, but nothing in life that she actually does

Starting point is 01:26:34 can take her down. You know what I mean? Like if she's standing in an elevator, her tooth will fall out. But if someone punches her in the face, she's fine. Like nothing happens. You know what I mean? Like, this, she fell on her face into a marble table onto the marble floor, face down, fine. The worst thing that happened is you thought Bill Clinton was in office. That's it. Oh, and should we read the last nominee together?

Starting point is 01:26:56 Sure. OK. The last nominee for best Roni moment of the year is, get down, touch The Morgan Ladders! Oh, I don't, I don't, Osley, I can't even choose. Well, thank God for the internet. We don't have to choose anything. Oh, thank God.

Starting point is 01:27:16 It's almost like a presidential race. Just kidding. From Skirmann, for Rami, God damn it! I did that. Much like these awards, it never ends out like I wanted, okay? It would be Liza Manelli and Bernie is vice president of my vote pattern This real housewives of New York moment goes to Congratulations Don't touch the Morgan Ladders! Wow!

Starting point is 01:27:48 Congratulations to the lady who is taking care of those Morgan Ladders in the Adorondacks. OK. We have now, oh, in a ceremony held earlier tonight. Greatest architectural achievement, Luan's Roundhouse. Worst architectural achievement, Joyous Closet. Outstanding love of the pocket, the stitching, the fabric, the SEPA! Tocala!

Starting point is 01:28:31 Nino Garcia from Project Runway. Best International Quasine, Tocca Solid. And the best words spoken on a yacht. Jun Jun, Hannah. Jun Jun, Hannah. Jun Jun, Hannah. Oh, all right. And the winner is...

Starting point is 01:29:00 Well, there was no winner. Those were earlier tonight. Oh, thank God. I was like, these obelves, fuck. Right. I just had like, he fully had like, like a, you were seeing babies on the ceiling. It's like someone's ass is grass. Okay. Um, for the next category, we want to bring up some people that you guys may know from your favorite bars around town. They're bar owners and they're also authors. Please welcome three people, Tom Sandeball, I can't wait to grow up, I got pants to blow up Mama said it ain't easy but I don't care so what?

Starting point is 01:30:00 And our parents told us don't be too quick to grow up Dad said it ain't easy, but I said so what So what For my daughters, I did this for my daughters. Hello All right Wow What is? Hello! Hello! Hello! Wow! Yes! Down there with the fancy! Yes! Ah!

Starting point is 01:30:29 Look at the buck! Yes! By the way, I just want to say, Walter and Katie, you guys are epically killing it today. I mean, literally, I mean, I say it for Walter and Katie every day. I know. I've really been enjoying the subplot of Katie getting drinks from off stage this entire time. We also should mention that Walter is currently Grammy nominated. Yes!

Starting point is 01:30:55 Two times because he's working with someone you may know as Barbara Streisand. What? And also during the crappies. Robert Streisand, the Prince of Thai Taddi. So one of the reasons why we have all three of these guys up here is because the three of them together wrote fancy AF, a cocktail of Cokebo. Yes! All three of them do. I'm pleased!

Starting point is 01:31:20 And it's actually... I would say fancy AF is sort of due to the crappies because I met Ariana at the crappies. Oh my god full circle. Oh, circle. So guys, if that would have never happened, would we have had a book? It never would have crappened. It never.

Starting point is 01:31:36 The book would have never crappened. Things happen here. Look, God. It's definitely crappin' here. And we God. Things definitely crap me. And we all met because of a good old website called Man Hunter. Just kidding. Marty Grider? Wait, what is it? I'll write it down.

Starting point is 01:31:52 By the way, I want to say about these necklaces. You look like the, they look like the heart of tepiti. Like a talisman. It looks like the thing un-lost, right? To me, I see naked and afraid microphone. Oh. Yeah, very, I feel like I should be on. And the best way possible.

Starting point is 01:32:10 Or a VaynerPuff rules pool party. Yes. Microphone. Which is also called naked and afraid. Yes, yes. Just making a little category. Just making a little category. Just making a little category.

Starting point is 01:32:22 Yes. Yes. So this category is least successful, 2.0, or even 3.0 version of someone. So as someone who comes on, it says, hey, it's me 2.0. Nice try. Nice try, sneaky. All right.

Starting point is 01:32:40 OK. So our first nominee is Carl Radke from Summer House. More like. Carl 2.0. Craig Connovers Southern Charm. My Craigie, I love him. What's wrong with you, I saw the ring. Craig is this one on. Oh, it's on. Craig is a handsome gentleman. He is. He gave me a pillow at bravo con so I like him Oh, Thomas Craig is great. Woo Craig is on his one point. Oh, I think like Craig's always just been like that, you know

Starting point is 01:33:15 I think I go to prison for 20 years and he'd still be like oh, hey What can I do for you? The next nominee Jason Kouchy Vanderpump rules Jackson Fuck him legit gonna murder some one tonight this audience does not this audience is not fake, huh? This is this is a very... No one's holding back, can't it?

Starting point is 01:33:46 No one's holding back tonight. This is like town hall meeting and they're planning to like bulldoze the town park. What are you doing? It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze!

Starting point is 01:33:57 It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldoze! It's not a bulldo! It's not a bulldo! It's not a bulldo!! Oh, and okay, so the next one I, I, I love her. Kelly Dodd, the real house is a lunch can.

Starting point is 01:34:05 Yep. Yup. God love her. Um, oh God. We are in lockin' real housewives of Dallas. Yikes. Yikes. I may say bad things, but I am not a bad person.

Starting point is 01:34:26 You bitch, I'm gonna cry you in your fucking feet! She really tried to squeak out a tear at the reunion, but it wasn't coming. I didn't see one, ultimately. Yeah. Uh, uh, that's when you wish you had allergies. Yeah. Or horse radish. And she can have snacks about that.

Starting point is 01:34:44 Woo! I miss that. Wow. Why do you scot allergies? The tea is hot at the crappies tonight. Um, Neenie leaks Neenie whatever point O she is right now. Real house is a bit lanna. I'm not gonna lie I watched some um there was house eyes of Atlanta, when I was getting my nails done today, and they had the sun titles on, it was great, because then I can really know what everyone's seeing. And what the heck with the sneaky, what the hell what? That bald headed Scallywag, that bald headed Scallywag.

Starting point is 01:35:21 But then like, Neenie's like, I'm not gonna tell you who it is. I'm like why just say it Filming a show just say it So messy I appreciated that boob work though when she was just walking around I like that she didn't care care yeah that's it you just flying out no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I think so yeah, I don't know I don't know It is how you say it all right, so what do you guys think is the the least successful New version of themselves Jacks is the least successful I think I don't think he's fooling anyone. I'm gonna say Jason Calci Yeah, Jack's I think it's working for him if he doesn't win at this year. I'll probably win it next year I think it's working for him. If he doesn't win at this year, I'll probably win it next year.

Starting point is 01:36:25 I want to know what's the status with you guys and Jacks. Everyone wants to know, right? Thank you. Oh, good question. Good question. And also, he's got a lot to say about that. Bravo's daily dish, apparently. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:36:41 Oh, wait. What did they say on Bravo's daily dish? Oh, basically that, you know., Talai don't have a real relationship Yeah, wow apparently Ariana likes women and that's well, I do but I like boys, too. Yeah, I Yes, oh let by cons be by cons Yeah girl and I Yeah girl. And...

Starting point is 01:37:07 I love you baby. We're just came but for our entire family. We're just so many communities. All right, Ella. Oh yeah, so you know, it's just another day in the office, I guess. Oh yeah. So you set all this shit on the daily dish. On, yes.

Starting point is 01:37:27 Yeah. All right, what was it? We kind of thought it was like fast forward to 28 minutes in. I was like, oh, great. Here we go. Oh, man. Where is this? It's just you guys, too.

Starting point is 01:37:35 You guys just didn't want to have babies because you like girls. Hi. Do you know how many Lesbians I know? We're like babies. Baby. Baby. Baby.

Starting point is 01:37:44 Lesbians let me be. I mean, he's set it it in front of Andy Cohen who's a gay man with a child who's unmarried like what? Also when I talk about my relations, please also when I talk about my relationship I don't sound like a fucking cheesy-used car salesman That What is so happy you know, you know, we're just so happy guys You know married life is just this get someone explained to me the difference between married life and just being in a relationship What you live together you eat together you sleep together What when you're married? What's the difference? Oh? You get to hold it over everyone's head

Starting point is 01:38:36 Actually cheese on your you know on your burrito now that we're married. That sounds like a euphemism I don't know how I feel But no thanks. I Think they seem like a forever couple No thanks. I think they seem like a forever couple. I don't know. She is. She is. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:38:47 All right. Well, we're just as messy as Nini and the Snake Gate. What the hell? Can I ask you a question, Ashley? Wait, Ronnie has a question, everyone. I have a question, Barry and Pat. She and I are recently sad that Watch About Crappin stole her Twitter handle.

Starting point is 01:39:03 What does that mean? Do you know what that means? Ronnie, if I had any idea with that meant, I could tell you, I don't know what that means. I just read it on Twitter to get like, she knows what that means. I feel like when she said it, I was just like, yeah, okay, yeah. That's my dream. It was like a thing, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:39:19 What do you mean by that? How do you steal a Twitter handle? She passed it. She said, oh, my Twitter handle, what the fuck does that? I went through all my Twitter handles too. I was like, how many do you pay? How do you steal a Twitter handle? She said this, put it on my Twitter handle. What the fuck does that? I went through all my Twitter handles too. I was like, how many do you have? I'm thinking of your face. A tons of them.

Starting point is 01:39:31 How do you think I complained about people on Twitter? That was you, actually. Truly my favorite thing that could ever happen is that we accidentally stole a Tweet or She knows Twitter handle. Oh my god, I went to get signed up on Twitter and someone had stolen my handle. Ah.

Starting point is 01:39:44 There are a lot of people. They're up to sign up for Twitter in seven minutes or so. You give us some shiner right now. It's my favorite thing you guys too. Aaaaaah. I got it. It's Tom Sanable. Hey, what's up?

Starting point is 01:39:53 We're not gonna be having a movie. Sorry, but we like dating, but we're not dating anymore. I'm not like I really like I really like I really like him, but not like a boyfriend. Just as a friend because we're only friends. Like I totally like him a lonely and a brown, boy. I'm just a little friend because we're only friends. Like I totally like him a little bit around. Whatever. I'm the boy, whatever. That's not consequence of that anymore, man.

Starting point is 01:40:10 Bill, what are you even fucking talking about right now, bro? You know, that a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really winner of this category. What is it? What is it? Oh, it's right there in that Oh, that's it. Oh, wow, that's a real envelope So we all think jacks we all think I think it's a good out of this we all think it's jacks I think they're up. Yeah, I think it's jacks and The winner for least successful 2.0 or 3.0 version of themselves is Jason Motherfuckin' Calci! Oh yes! Standing over here.

Starting point is 01:40:55 You guys thank you so much. Jackson Bear tonight he is mowing the lawn and you know doing things. Thank you guys so much. We love you guys so much, so much, so much. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you for coming. There's a pen next taken out, so he's empty inside. I'm healing, so I'm not going to run out of it.

Starting point is 01:41:17 I'm healing. He's on Amazon. He's on Amazon. He's on Amazon. He's on Amazon. He's on Amazon. He's on Amazon. He's on Amazon. He's on seen me on TV about to pick up my besties. Tom Sandivall and Ariane, we about to pop them tags.

Starting point is 01:41:35 Get our nails done. We're in the final stretch. We ain't chasing boys. I want those Vanderpump rules, checks. We chasing dreams. we chasing goals and Jacks can suck on his bagel fucking pole That was improv that was improv I'm sorry All right

Starting point is 01:41:59 Oh Melania really grew up in that one It's not the words Our next presenter we're not really sure if she's here because she had to work late. Ray, are you here? God damn you, Ray. God damn it, Ray. All right, well, while we're not having Ray here, we love you Ray. Yes. But also, we'd like to thank our good friend who is here every year except for this year. She couldn't make it. Because my son went to college, can you believe it?

Starting point is 01:42:28 Her name is Miss Leah Black from Real Housewives of Miami. Yes. She's sponsored us by Giving Gifts of Leah Black Skincare. Under us, CBD cream, which keeps you young forever, ever, ever. I'll throw that in your face after this show. All right, so we got some categories here. All right, so we'll just play on.

Starting point is 01:42:53 All right, darling. This category is best villain, best villain. Now we're getting to the big categories. Best villain. Oh, best villain. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 01:43:04 Oh. Oh. best villain. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. All right. Candice Stillert, real housewives of Potomac. That was a great, it's an honor just to be nominated. Yes, fold up your napkin into a square. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. Katie Maloney, Vanderbump Rules. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- Leon Lock and Real Housewives of Dallas. Kenya Moore, Real Housewives of Atlanta. Chef Rose Corp.

Starting point is 01:43:53 And Tamara Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County, Ronwin. I want to say that this category, so we had like literally like 15,000 votes, and this was, this category came down to a 28 vote margin. Wow. People like angry stats now. What? This is close. So, who do you think is the worst or best villain, which is the worst villain? Well, I'm just going to guess.

Starting point is 01:44:25 So if it's votes, I would say the most recent would be Leanne, right? Yeah. Tamra, I don't know. We heard the Tamra reaction in here. Yeah. Tamra's a very personal. I don't know, though, because you say best villain.

Starting point is 01:44:39 And like villains are like, you love to hate them. And some of these. I go Kenya more. Who do you pick? I'm going to pick Tamrat Edge. That's Tamrat. All right. Tamrat.

Starting point is 01:44:55 And the winner of Best Villain, Lian Larkin, Real House of the Down. Last one, G Liz! Wow. I'll say bad things, but I'm not a bad person. Okay, next up, this is a similar category. This is not the biggest villain. This is just simply the worst. This is the worst.

Starting point is 01:45:20 Like when you describe this thing, you just say, say oh that's the worst. Ashton Pinyon below deck, what on a stick my tomb day, you throw, then try and get you fired. Alright. Chef Milla below deck med. I make a 5 stop peanut botan sandwich. Everyone on Vanderprennen brs getting along. That was hard. That's not right. You guys have to fight more. Garo Sparrow project runway. You know what I'm going to say right now, right? Kyle Richards. I mean, it's eight years in a row and every year. Nini Leaks, Real Housewives of Atlanta, kind of the worst.

Starting point is 01:46:13 I have to say at least Nini Leaks does something. She does. St. Simpson, Real Housewives of Orange County. Uhhhh. And Teddy Mellon camp, Real House was a Beverly Hills. Who is the worst? Who do you think is the worst? I always I will pick Kyle Richards. I will be I will be sent to hell and standing at the gates of hell and meet Satan and he will set my penis on fire and I will still hate Kyle Richards more. My penis on fire and I will still hate Kyle Richards more. Here, open up the winner. Right, get over here.

Starting point is 01:46:49 Aston, pinniah, ballooning. Aston from below deck, worst. That was like the touching sexual harassment. Yeah, you know what, at least Kyle Richards didn't fucking attack someone. Alright. So last in. In a ceremony held earlier this evening. Sexiest vamp of the year, Mr. Bill Aiden from Real Housewives of New York, uh, Lee Jersey. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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Starting point is 01:48:08 We need to be serious. Every award show, it's important to take a look back at the year and acknowledge those who are no longer with us. So we are going to do very special tributes to those who've been fired or quit and have left Bravo. We have the video so do... This is very high-tech guys. Very, very high-tech. I'm ready. Your laptop should be in the morium. Yep. Far bra. Barbara.

Starting point is 01:49:05 Samari. Billy Lee. Katie Roth. Abby Bolode. Dr. Gregory. June Hannah. Happy, below deck. Doctor Gregory. You're in the middle of the night. June, June Hannah. Man, man, yeah.

Starting point is 01:49:30 Over there. Southern Trump. In a man's world, this is a real show. Flipping out. Oz Restaurant at Bar. uh flipping out Os restaurant a bar Kyle by Elite 2

Starting point is 01:49:53 Austin Spear Austin's 3-Six Lucy Lucy is the best almost almost almost lost him Chef Neela She has almost almost almost lost her. She has made a lot of money. She has margues on her mouth. Maybe Danielle. Jojoo guys, deported. Lisa Vanderpub, Bethany Frank, wow, wow. I'll never forget you, vandus spookers.

Starting point is 01:50:47 Wow. Okay, now is best fight. Let's get to it. Camille puts all of Doreen's business out there. Real Housewives have never the hills. Shabra! Candice threatens Ashley with a butter knife. out there, real housewives of Beverly Hills. Jeff Brown. Candice threatens Ashley with a butter knife, real housewives of Potomac, that was a good one. Everyone attacks Luanne and Miami, real housewives of New York.

Starting point is 01:51:15 Oh. Cameron calls Brandy Trash, the Mexico, Trash Trash Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash, Hell, Hell, Hell. Karen Huger, you know. In the hoedown real hot-size of Potomac. Kelly Dodd versus the Trace Amiga's in Miraval and in Key West. I didn't even hear you that!

Starting point is 01:51:48 Oh, shut the fuck up, Finky Gomeson! Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle and their friendship at Villa Rosa, Real Housewives of Battle of the Hills. Legendary. Nini Leaks goes nuclear over her closet on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Riley requests a pay-the paleo option on below deck. And then the whole cast of Real House House of New Jersey gets into a fight in Cabo San Lucas. But they throw a wine at each other and stuff.

Starting point is 01:52:16 That's great. All right, best fight. I would say. They're like, I really do all really good. You're so good. I would say everyone attacks the LeWan and Miami. I know. I just rewatch, really good. You're so good. I'm gonna say everyone attacks the LeWann and Miami. That's all I'm gonna say. I just rewatched that clip, it is so good.

Starting point is 01:52:29 I'm gonna say that one also. Who won, man? Who won, man? And the winner of Best Fight. And I know what you're saying, the answer is yes. The Best Fight is everyone attacks the way I am me I like that it's like a jig it goes like people come it I'm gonna fight Lou and and now for best bravo liberty we're towards the end now this is the second to last category. I know. Should I watch the news? No, you're gonna sit here until the last three or...

Starting point is 01:53:12 Yes. Okay. Best bravo liberty. All right, the nominees for best bravo liberty are, ooh, this is a good list. Dr. Heavenly, Dr. Heavenly, for marriage and medicine. I don't like a woman fast in my husband's face. That's what I don't like. Dr. Heavenly. Jizzel Brangantah, a real housewife of Subitoneica. Cameron Westcott, from rural swipes of Dora. Ha, Kate Chastain, below deck. Yeah!

Starting point is 01:53:53 Killin' Dora, for the rules with the words, God, you're stupid! Kristen Doty from Vanderpump Rules. Herdora, Mayor Posso. Kristen Doty from Vanderpump Rules. Kirtal, Mariposa. Lisa Vanderpump from the Real Housewives of Ibanebede's Re! Passions! I don't even know what that was. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:54:17 Real Housewives of Atlanta! Sonya Morgan, Real Housewives of New York, set in! And... Stephanie Holman. Stephanie Holman, yes. Yes, it's a Dallas. I think we're the... Ferdy right now, so... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I think that maybe Cameron Westcott might pull something off? Oddly enough. Really? Maybe.

Starting point is 01:54:45 Is it my turn? It's your turn. I wouldn't be mad if Cameron Westcott would. Or Sonia, I mean, Sonia. Are you ready? Best Bravo Liberty of the Year is voted by you, O'Neil and Tenant. K-Trust in from Belayton.

Starting point is 01:55:02 K-Trust in. Congratulations to K-Trust in from Belayka. K-Trust in. Congratulations to K-Trust in. Amen, cheers. Yes, girl. Rhyme. Look, I'm proud of someone for winning an award that we invented. I know. I think it's for you.

Starting point is 01:55:19 Wow. All right, the time has come. The biggest award of the night. It's the best show of the year. Final award of the night. The best bravo show of the year, baby. Well, I'm going to get my mic and I, some of my vodka ready to get the fuck outta here. Look at this.

Starting point is 01:55:40 I'm just kidding you guys. Okay, best bravo show of the year. Ben, why don't you start it off? I will. The first nominee for Best Show of the Year is... Belodak! The next nominee for Best Show of the Year... Similar to the first one, but higher in the ratings, even though it was second, Belodak midi-Toranian.

Starting point is 01:56:06 HALA! HALA! The next nominee is a show I never ever would have thought I'd be so hooked to ever again. Real. Real Housewives of New Jersey. Yes. Wow. Next up is

Starting point is 01:56:25 Abbi real hapsby's York City right? Oh Whatever don't you mean the Luan Cabaret show and friends The next the next nominees to show that The next nominee is a show that really, I mean, this one gave a lot of shows and running for the money. Real Housewives of Potomac. Wow. Wow. So good.

Starting point is 01:56:54 Oh, God. Every time I hear my ring doorbell, I think of Real Housewives of Potomac. It's a lot. And finally, Summer House. Summer House. real house was a puto Mike it's a lot yeah and finally summer house summer house Give some house a shot it was great all right, man. Let's read it together. We're gonna read it. We're not even predict Best Bravo show of 20 Even though we give it up 2020 The winner is the real assays of New York City.

Starting point is 01:57:30 I'm gonna make a brand new start of it. You guys thank you for your step in the air. Rear house loves help New York City. You guys, thank you so much for being here. Thank you guys for putting us burdened. Thank you to our guests. We love you guys. Thank you guys for showing up to this craziness. It's very nice.

Starting point is 01:57:56 Good night everyone. 2020 dronny. Thank you to Kenny and Waz. Good night everybody. Thank you Walter for getting it! At a time, keep you cool and you'll be fine One day, at a time, keep you cool Don't lose your mind, you know why? Because we're feeling joe vane Feeling joe vane

Starting point is 01:58:36 Feeling joe vane Yeah, and it feels so good Money? Money? Money can't buy a class Money can't buy a class Elegants has learned, my friends Elegants has learned, oh yeah

Starting point is 01:59:04 Sing it bitches, money can't buy you Glad it just can't money can't buy you class Elegans has learned, Ben and Ronnie Elegans has learned Oh yeah, give it up for Ben and Ronnie one more time you guys! I'm completely hammered so thank you for sticking your mouth! And I'm not getting divorced so it's been real! Thanks guys! Thank you for coming!

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