Watch What Crappens - 2021 Golden Crappies Part One

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

It's time for the Golden Crappies! This year's ceremony was so jam packed with Bravolebs and talking heads that we had to split it into two parts! Part one features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Ira Madison III (Keep It), Lisa Barlow (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), Amy Phillips (Reality Checked) and Hannah Ferrier (Below Deck Med), Ryan Bailey (So Bad It's Good), Nadine Rajabi (Below Deck Med), Lara Schoenhals (SUP Podcast), Kate Chastain (Bravo Chatroom, Galley Talk), Sasha Morfaw (The Bravo Breakdown), Kate Casey (Reality Life), Michelle Collins (Midnight Snack) Enjoy! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some raunchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Music Welcome to the 2021 Golden Crappies!

Tonight we have whole store presenters from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Summer House, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Vanderpump Rules, Gallic Talks, Charleston Sunset, Blow Deck, Rava Chatroom, Blow Deck, My Themel, Iber Madison III, Brian Bailey, KKC, Reality Gaze, two judging girls, Danny Pelegrino, Ray Sadi, Lersh, Seidall, Sasha Morpher, and your host, Ben Mandelker, and Ronnie Carroll. Wow Welcome to the crappy awards 2021 Inquanting Virtual crappies. This is where the crappies began. Wow. Yeah, be quiet a night Just like the old days, you guys, 2021 has been quite a year. I'd like to

congratulate everybody. I mean, 2020 was quite a year. 2021, you know, it's had some shit too, already, but yeah, 2020 was quite a year. So congratulations to everybody for making it through. You know, so much has happened in one year, I just

think to what it was like before the whole coronavirus thing. I mean, things were so great. I was just like sitting alone in my house, eating too much, playing Mario, talking to no one and watching housewives. Wait. Yeah, still still pretty much doing that. But seriously, this year, a virus spread across America, causing illness, sadness, and loss. But enough about Kim Zolciak.

Okay. There you go. Look at those audience. Okay. I know just to think the biggest plague facing this country before this was Jack's Taylor, guys. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the real housewives of New York's league. Sorry, they left too soon. They just get our incense, the punch line about to land. And the country has gone through a lot, you know, I mean,

besides the coronavirus, we've had political upheaval. I mean, America is now even more trillions of dollars in debt. I mean, no one in government watches housewives. And if they did, they'd get 50 girlfriends and force them all to give America 100 bucks on her birthday. I mean, we'd still be in debt, but Lady Liberty would have a Gucci bag to show for it. No.

No. You know, though, a lot of serious note, the nation was very shocked a few weeks ago when an angry mob raided the Capitol. And all you gave them was a pizza, said Jennifer Raiden. And we finally got a new president this week. And the nation breeds a sigh of relief. Now look, I know all of you have different political opinions

and that's fine. My personal opinion is thank God that the orangeous thing left on my TV is Rambi Redmond. Okay? No, but you know the thing is I mean current events were one thing but so much actually happened in the world But it seemed like so much more happened on Bravo. Yeah, I mean housewives getting fired so many housewives got fired a record amount I mean it was a slaughterhouse and it was not the organic kind either. There was a lot of botulism in that meat, okay? Housewives cast a transforming

faster than Duret Kemsley's face. Have you seen that thing? It looks like an elbow. And you know, on below Dick Med, Hannah Farrier was fired for smuggling volume onto the boat. And then on Vanderpump rules, Jackson Brittany were fired for smuggling volume onto the boat. And then on Vanderpump rules, Jackson Brittany were fired for smuggling comophobia onto Bravo. And then we have, of course, our trusty good old friend, alcoholism, okay? You got real outsides of New York

trying to convince Dorenda that she's an alcoholic. Then you've got the real housewives of Orange County trying to convince Bronwyn that she's not an alcoholic. And you've got the rest of us sitting over here like what the, what are you idiots fighting over? Do you try and tell the mailman he's a mailman? You're all alcoholics, okay? Do your jobs, less talky, more drinky.

You're here, you're here. If we had like a good old fashioned like Golden Girls mom, Dorothy monologue clap, it would be right there. But when I configure this thing out, I will move my fingers to that button. So another thing that happened, so the massive fight between Candace and Monique, that sent Potomix ratings through the roof, which just goes to show that audience's crave conflict. So as a result, Brava will now be rebranding Top Chef as the

Gail Simmons Thunderdome of Ham. Oh, thank you guys! I thought that went up top of my head. Teddy Melon campus fired. Public outrage broke out over her diet. People were really furious when they found out that customers were getting thin with starvation, lots of exercise, and a crazy woman bowling them day and night berating them for their food choices. They called it all in with Teddy. I called it my childhood. LAUGHTER

Um, uh, Carl and Lindsay finger-banged on summer house. Gross said the bat that started COVID. LAUGHTER And yes, it was a very rough year for Tom Turardy and Erica Jane. I mean, she started the year playing a criminal who can't sing. And she ended the year as a criminal who can't sing. So that woman left behind more screwed up or orphans than the non-union dinner theater production of Annie. That's right. Hey, honey. Shame. Shame.

Shame. And outside the Bravo universe, selling sunset allowed us to see L.A. Glamour up close and personal, and small crates allowed the Oppenheim twins to see kneecaps up close and personal. We don't mean they have below the belt, but that's like literally where they are. That's what they are. That's what they are. And finally, Porsche Williams made headlines as she bravely marched for Breonna Taylor and refocused her life on civil rights. Meanwhile, Kyle Richards got bangs. That was our first ever monologue. That was super fun. Wow, we did it. We did it. That was a lot shorter in our heads. It was a lot shorter in our heads.

Yeah, in our heads, that was about five. We're like, let's not edit a single joke out. Let's do them all, everyone. They're all extremely important to keep in there. So, I think it's time to get this show started, man. Yeah, before we do that, let's give a shout out to our, we actually have a bartender on hand. Can we give a nice shout out? Can we welcome just a shout out to our bartender, Mr. Tom Sanvol and Madame Ariana Maddox.

We have them back. Oh, yeah. Hi. How are you guys? You look so pretty. The both of you. Oh, it's the ring lights. Yeah.

Tell me about it. I've got like street lamp sized ring lights in here. I've got like, I'm getting the better. Oh my God. But you're also like so soft and glowy. Oh, yeah. Maybe that's just bad reception.

Oh, I'm gonna do. Oh, look at those arms. How are you guys doing? Has quarantine been treating you guys? You know, the app looked like. And you did ask Asking tomorrow who knows There's that Postmates I just had postmates delivered and they completely gave me the wrong order

I put you on tell sometimes Yeah, that's true, you know never See you before Oh, they actually gave me cats you should have just taken it like oh no I went I went to order five guys and they gave me a luxury meal instead. I'm so Wow 120 dollars of sushi by accident Wow, 120 dollars of sushi by accident. I'm just gonna write a letter. What the horrible?

You know, God, I was gonna make, you know, since it is the golden crappies, I was going to make, you know, some nice high-end craft cocktails, but instead I thought, you know what? Let's take us back. Let's take us back to early 2000s. I'd like to start off with a classic.

You're going crappy for the crappies. I'm going crappy for the crappies. I know we don't miss this one too much, Ariana. Would you like one? This is the good old. I can smell. If you could smell. Oh no.

It's a fire. It's a fire. It's a fire. It's a fire. Oh my god. It's basically all of my promise. I do have my 20s. No, like my yeah, it smells like drinking underage.

It smells like Ronnie as a slut. And it smells like it smells like it smells like it's not. It smells like Ronnie. Remember the old soko in line? Oh, wow. Fresh from the bottle. Oh, god. Oh, yeah.

Listen, I could say, yeah, that's thank you. I think that that's a very fitting drink for this show. Actually, that's perfect. I'm really happy about how you're going to be. You guys ready? Go do it, Tom. Do it. This is for the crappies, the golden crappies.

Yeah. Cheers. Oh, Arianna, you're a waltz. You can think of banging man. That took me right. Ah. Oh, God. Hey guys, so we're gonna start heading into the categories,

but we're gonna check in with you guys over the course of the evening, so hold tight. All right. And we'll check on it in on you later. Bye guys. Bye guys. Bye guys. Wow.

Okay, so guess what, Randall? It's time for our very first category of the evening. Are you ready for this? Yes. Yes. But audiences are really good. So you are, they're very polite. They're very polite.

You know, crap is audiences. Always very polite. They're all very sober over there too. I can see them in their seats. Yeah. Okay, what do we have up first, Ben? Okay, this category is one of our favorites. I'm probably gonna say that with every category.

First of all, I also wanna thank the nearly 20,000 people who voted this year for the crappies. That is insane. That's insane, that's insane, Madison. This is best friend of... Best friend of... And we're gonna read the nominees. Shall I start Ronnie?

Do you have it up also? Or should I just do all these? What do you want? I do, yeah, I have it up, let's go. Okay, so okay. So best friend of, Camille Grammer, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, Camille, that's a good one.

You know, Camille really made an effort this year, and sometimes that's all you can ask, especially in the year of COVID. Camille still made people drive to Malibu to have scenes with her. She's still a diva, and you know, you gotta respect that. The next nominee is Elise Lane, real housewives of New York City. Yeah, Elise really mastered the art of looking at a camera

and going like this. She really did so much by doing nothing. Yeah, and she tried real hard. She tried to have that big fight with Ramona, but then Ramona laughed and then Elise got fired. Okay, and then we've got, you know, Marlo Hampton, who's always gold from Real Housewives of Atlanta. Now, Marlo's, you know, I think one of the most

impressive things about Marlo is that she's really made an effort to just be nice, Marlo. Like she's still like, fun shade, like they sound Atlanta, but she's, she's done it, you know, now she's raising kids. It's, I'm into it. Like I'm into an old hooker with like some, you know, now she's raising kids. I'm into it. Like I'm into an old hooker with like some, you know, like Ted, what's his buns? Jane Fonda's ex has been billionaire buying her kids shoes

on the weekends, you know, I'm into it. I think Marla's doing a good job. She is, she's great. She's, she's, she and Camille are perennial friends of. We got Martin the boxer from Real House was in New York. Martin the boxer, you know, very fitting for a friend of terrifying. As terrifying as I think a good friend of should be. Yeah, yeah, as terrifying as a New Yorker should be also.

Yeah, then we've got Sutton Stratkey from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Let the mouse go. Well, I have to mask it. Sutton is one of my favorite new friend-ups that we've seen in a long time. And this was a year where there was a lot of good friend-ups. Yeah, Sutton, I love Sutton. Has she been promoted to Real Housewives for the next season? Do we know? I don't know. The big thing last year was that she couldn't do it because her kids couldn't film or something, but listen, we're not watching it for your fucking kids. Okay.

So, I hope she's back. Because last year she really came out swinging and then they were like, listen, crazy lady, you can't act that way. And so she was like, okay, I won't. And then she was really polite, which sucked. But I'm into first half of the season, Sutton. So good luck first half of the season, Sut so good luck first half of the season set and and finally we have Tania Sam

Got it love love me some Tania. Okay, so shall we now read the results do it Ben I don't know And the winner a best friend of for 2021 And the winner, a best friend of for 2021. Substract me! Real House of the Marriots! Oh, wait, that's some Leakworm applause. I think that she should get some better applause.

Let's say this one. Oh, I turned that one down. Okay, this one's... Oh, that's better. There you go, Sutton. That was great. Congratulations, Sut goes. That was very fun. All right, congratulations, Seth, and I know your threads. So now we are going to move on to Best Family Member.

That is funny. Thank you, audience. Okay, Best family member. For this one, we actually have a very special guest presenter to come up and give this award. And here to present the award for best family member is Salt Lake City's Lisa Barlow. My friends, I want you to come up and pick me to do the best family member nod for the Golden Crapies Award. Well, of course they pick me, because I mean, it's so obvious who the best family member

in my family is. And Henry's wondering why he's not getting a Golden Crapies Award. If he says he takes one like every day and he never misses, it's just curious about that. So the nominees for the Golden Crapies Awards for best family members are the aunties from Family Karma, baby Dean from Real Housewives of Potomac. Ain't love that. Bill Aiden from New Jersey.

Let's hope he doesn't end up in the pool. Down Mercer from Real Housewives of New York. I wonder if Tinsley's eggs are still on ice or if they're defrosting. During the sister Melinda, Dr. Imani's mom, Mary Tmedeson, Marge senior, I mean, who doesn't love Marge senior? And Patricia Alchel from Southern Charm,

Patricia and I have a lot in common. Like we both love fast food, We both love decadent. So I'm excited to see who you pick. Let's see who you vote for. Oh my God, I love that. I love that. Thank you, Lisa. Thank you, Lisa. And Henry does get an honorary crappie. He totally gets one. Yes. And you Lisa and Henry does get an honorary crappy. He totally gets one yes And you know we have to discuss some of these categories with people other than ourselves because we've got really talented friends That we've made over the year and one of them is our next guest. Please welcome from the podcast keep it mr. Iram Madison

Who hi pretty Mr. Iram Madison Hi pretty Are you I'm Ronnie I mean Ira I can't hear it. I'm just yet. Oh I wrote you wrong. We disappointed with this. Oh my god. Yeah, don't what's awesome people are gonna think we have the cone to your ass You know you doing just chilling at home. Oh my god. I can't have a beautiful home. I know it's gorgeous Oh, and your beautiful drink. I'm so trashy look at mine. I got the glass Traci look at mine. I got the glass. Oh, a Doreet head. Oh, a Doreet head.

Yeah, he said he got the glasses. Oh, yeah, I think he said it was a Doreet head. I thought it was like a head of Doreet was like drawn onto the glass, which got me very excited. Well, that ends better than Doreets because you know those were foreclosed on like season ago. Um, so we we brought you on right now to talk about, I guess best family member. So our nominees are all the aunties on Family Karma,

baby Dean, Bill Aiden, Dale Mercer, Durinda Sister Melinda, Dr. Amani's mom from Married to Miss Nellie, March Senior. It's kind of funny, we wrote down March senior from Real House as a Potilomic, which is an amazing crossover. I love that typo. And Patricia Altzule, I or I do have any pressing thoughts on any of these people.

You know, I do like Patricia. I mean. And so I'm just good at walking. I literally pause the season of Southern term to join you. I just started I just started watching it Oh wow you're a live watcher then I was like am I gonna take a break from this season but I dove in like truly last weekend So I'm catching up. Yeah, I already think of it It's fun. I'm literally at the point where chef is not quarantined with his girlfriend. Oh, yeah What do you think of that move? I thought that was a dick move

I mean if I'm sick get your ass over here and wait on me and get sick too. It's part of like being with me You know, I mean with knowing what we know about the coronavirus now. I'm glad he didn't Not me. You better get over there and get a life threatening illness. Okay, so let us, let us, we are, I think we're all pretty much in agreement. I mean, I think, I mean, it's a tough one between for me, between baby Dean and Patricia Alchule,

but I have to give it to Patricia. Because it's Patricia, you know, baby Dean, but make Ashley mistrips. I mean, you know, he looked cute. Look, the baby suffered for the first year of his life, looking just like his father. I mean, you should get something. Okay, Ronnie, do you want to read the winner

of Best Family Member? Hold on, let me get a piece of paper. And then, Ira, do you want to stick around for Thuristius Bravo Liberty? Sure, yeah. I think I was doing. I'm gonna. You were.

That's why I'm asking you to stick around. Organize, it's always over here. So the winner for, hold on, let me figure out who it is here. The winner for Best Bravo Liberty. I mean, Best Family Member is... B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- Patricia Ellsroy, that was... What you did with the close second and the band's close second. Oh, I'm sorry, I was on the wrong turn down. I'm just trimming down random things. Congratulations, Patricia.

I know this has just changed your life. Okay, so... Now we've got the thirstiest Bravo Liberty category. Okay, so now we've got the thirstiest bravo liberty category. Okay, so our first nominee, Brandi Glendon wins. I mean, wins, right? She wins. Brandi has to win. You're the title first year. Kyle. Is winning her own. Kyle. Yeah, Kyle's, Kyle's like the new, she's getting the try hard Vanderpump award of the year, I think.

She's like trying to fill the Vanderpump season feeling. I think because Kyle, I believe Kyle is nominated in a category like Worst, Braval Liberty later on. I could be wrong. I think we've sort of wanted to give some space to some other people who are thirsty, and she's already kind of being put on the worst, you know. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Just made her for every terrible thing. Worst backyard in house one. Kyle. Get anything we can in there.

We also have Cynthia Bailey and Mike Hill, aka Chihil. I'm tired. We got Jasmine Johnson from Marriage Medicine LA. Hmm, yeah, I've never seen that. Really? It can be a rough watch. We're good to have. We're married to it. Yeah.

We have Jen Shaw from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Okay, she really brought out a lot of response from all three of us. Jen Shaw. All right, then we've got Jennifer A response from all three of us, Jen. All right. Then we've got Jennifer Aiden from Real Housewives of New Jersey, Jordan from Summer House, Jules from Summer House, and the Vegas version of Tina, baby, sheena from Vanderpri. Ira, who do you pick? You know, well, I do think Jordan was quite thirsty,

they've known he's been thirsty forever. So, you know, that's fine. Also, I still amad at Karl for yelling at him and Jules. So, we'll go with maybe the first-tier brother-levity in the history of Brava. Oh, all right. Gen-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s you see like how much this actually affects her life in her marriage like mastery when her husband was basically gonna leave her basically he did leave her and then kind of came back and she's like but it's because my band died and I was like oh my god it's thirst with consequences this is like a new twist on thirst

kind of it's so so now let's Ronnie do you want to read the winner? No, this is your turn Ben. It's my turn? Yeah. OK. Buh. The winner is Brandy Glendale from Real House House of Beverly Hills. Oh my god. And, Randy, you did something right this year.

Thank you. You too. Roll it out. Ira, thank you so much for being here. We really appreciate it. Thanks for sticking around for two categories. You look wonderful, by the way. You really do. You found the lighting, the background.

It's all working for you. Yeah, you look good. You're in a gorgeous home. You're on your own. Like, Housewives said over there. I'll have what she's having, please. Yeah, that's what we call, that's, I believe this is what you always refer to as casual elegance,

right, casual luxury. I'm gonna look at you. Sorry. Thanks, Ira. Everyone go check out his podcast, keep it on your podcast around. Bye. Bye, love you, Ira.

Oh my God, that was so great. Oh, wait, hold on. Literally, my controller, I'm not gonna have that. I got so great. Oh wait, hold on. I literally my control I'm so distracted. So distracted. I went off. Oh my god. So this is prime. You have the best recording studio ever. It's like a printer going off and then the fridge comes on. Seriously.

Seriously. Let it be other. Okay. Where are we now in this? We are now. We are now. This amazing show. We are now moving on to a very exciting category. Best quiz.

Oh yes, and we have a very special guest here to present the best quote category. It's Amy Phillips from Reality Checks on Sirius XM. Take it away, Amy. Hi Ben and Ronnie, happy crappies, and let me just say what an honor it is to be introducing the nominees for the category of best quote. So here we go! Denise Richards from Beverly Hills. Bravo, Bravo, fuckin' bravo!

Lisa Barlow from Salt Lake City. Come on, touch! Captain Sandy from Below Deck Mediterranean. Do your food! Yeah. Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House. Don't activate me. You do not want to see me activated.

Padma locked me from Top Chef All Stars. Exactly. And Robin Dixon from Potomac. I am so glad Juan Dixon isn't here right now. Ramona Singer from New York. I don't wear masks in the ocean. And Sutton Strat from Beverly Hills. Let the mouse go! Monique Sannualels from Potomac,

Pastor, Holy Horror, Kyle Richards from Beverly Hills, Rag him off, then. Liam McSweeney from New York, there's a vibrator in the chicken, and Carl Radke from Summer House, you look great by the way. And lastly, Lisa Rina from Beverly Hills. Ooh, you're so angry.

Thanks guys, happy crepes. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Thank you, Amy. Thank you, Amy.

I love that we gave her 45 nominees to read. It's hard fairing these things down, especially in, you know, categories like this were pretty much every one of these was amazing. Yeah, I mean, what's your personal favorite, Ben? I mean, my personal favorite, Ben is do your food, your your food. To your food. So I feel like in the world of Bravo at large, I feel like Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo is like the one that's gonna stick around for years, but I have to say the one that I say the most and the one that like I just is in my head at all times is

I know it. Can I touch? Can I touch? Can I touch? I love that. Like I literally find myself now is, I know it. Can I touch? Can I touch? Can I touch? I love that. Like I literally find myself now going, I love that just to like normal conversation.

And I'm like, I love that. Can I touch? Okay, I agree with you that Bravo Bravo fucking Bravo is probably gonna be the winner. So let us see who it is. The winner of Best Quote of 2020 is Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo! Bravo, Bravo!

Exactly! Exactly! Exactly! Exactly! Exactly! That's the Italian. Congratulations Denise Richards. I know that Denise Richards is on the set of some hallmark movie right now. Oh yeah, that's fucking right. Yeah, I think this category also made me realize how lucky we are that we Just have these phrases in our life and they make sense to us like these

How is it that people say these things and yet this is our life and this is this is like deeply deeply meaningful to us Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday's parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brownleur, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking, oh yeah, I have absolutely been there.

We'll talk about what went right and wrong, what would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Um, next up is a fun category with one of our favorite people on TV and in real life to present it. We have the best fight and the best fight will be presented by Miss Honey Eyes herself, Miss Hannah Ferrier.

Hi guys, after a particularly tumultuous year on Bravo TV myself, I was so honored that the boys asked me to give you guys the nominations for the best fight on Bravo TV for 2020. So here they are in the particular order. All the women, Vs. Denise Richards on the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Chef Tom Vs. LeCubecumbers on the Low Deck Mediterranean, to Rinderburn Blames Luane for calling her an alcoholic, even though it was Ramona, on the Real Housewives of New York, Danielle Stobb, Vs. Marge's ponytail on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, the hospital smell on the real housewives of Salt Lake City, Luan dropping Sonja from her cabaret on the real housewives of New York,

Manique vs Candace on the real housewives of Potomac, was there even a winner there? Nini and Kenya in a hotel room in, on the real housewives of Atlanta, and Tommy vosed those damn terracotta flanches on this fuzz of some sets. Oh, Hanna! Hanna, look at Hanna just like sitting in the best background of life. I know, just like in her own, like, Diane Lane movie. Isn't it, you know, living well is the best revenge as they say? It really is.

She's doing her food. You know what? You're doing your food. You're doing your baby food. Okay. Do your banana. Do your question. Banana.

Okay. Do your Gerber. Um, so to help us, thank you, you Hannah for presenting the nominees and to help us discuss and get to the bottom of who should win for Best Fight. We have a friend of the show. He has so bad. It's good with Ryan Bailey. A wonderful podcast.

Okay. Mr. Ryan Bailey, come on. Hey guys. Ryan. Ryan. A little BLKK. well hey Tom Sanball I got something more sick than Soko oh wow he's got that B.L.K. water which is right Ryan Ryan you've done such a great job the past couple of

years you've really like you've been doing this a long time and you really I feel like burst really really into the scene this year. What do you have to feel about your success? Oh, my God. I want to think. I want to think of it out there. COVID really helped me out. Also think you guys, you guys were awesome coming on and helping me and stuff like that. And for you guys, I put on my first pants of the year. So this is huge. Really? Yeah. So I wish I could say the same for you, but I did not. I actually tried to put a dress shirt on and my tits exploded that shit right away. It's not going to happen.

Oh, perfect. It inspired me to put on a tie because I saw you backstage before the show. So I actually put on a tie. I was like, I probably should wear something. Oh, yeah. So I put on this tie. I spent like 10 minutes trying to find this tie. And now I'm sitting here with a microphone fully blocking the track and I'm wearing a tie.

We see it now, we see it. Yeah. All right, Ryan, what's your take on these? What's your take on these? We see, Jeff. I mean, the obvious, the obvious is Monique and Candace. I mean, that's like the biggest one. And we could do like a three hour crappies

just about that fight. And it's really divided the Bravo universe, I think. I've gotten into so many discussions about that but I would like to also I mean Chef Tom versus Cue Cumberz I mean how you say Cue Cumberz that's a little hilarious baldwind thing I think it was nice but all the women versus Denise Richards I want to really kind of throw a little light that way because what Lisa Rinna did and those girls to Denise Richards I think is just still horrifying. I know Denise Richards is better off off the show, but I think we're

going to study that. I mean, is Denise really better off off the show? I do not think so. And I was, I mean, I'm saying I think that they were absolutely shitty to her. I agree with you. I was furious this whole season. I mean, I had to take like a couple days off and just like Walk the desert after that. I was so I was so fucking arranged. I mean by a I want to I want to shut so I think Ryan. I think your point stands first of all all these nominees are excellent It's really hard to choose one. I also I like the way you phrase that which is like we're pretty sure we know what is the fight of the year. But like you, I also want to send some love and shed some light on a fight that is actually on the more ridiculous end. That it's so ridiculous that I think it actually also deserves some spotlight, which is the hospital smell fight.

I think that's like the fact that we have that, that like, oh, did you see them fighting? Jen Shaw was mad because her aunt got her legs amputated and Mary didn't go because she didn't like hospital smell because she got her odor glands removed. I mean, to have something that is historical in your first season to have something that historical that we will be saying 20 years from now, like, do you don't get better than that? Like, I mean, Mary, and then she followed it up with 7-11,

a couple episodes later. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, the things that just get set on that show, and then just fly by, nobody ever brings it up again. Oh, crazy. Any other show they would still be talking about that 7-11 comment. My personal favorite of all of these, I think it was just beautifully executed, was Dorenda Blaming-Gluan for calling her in alcoholic, even though it was remote. That was one of the darkest nights of my life that show. That was crazy. Just, I mean, you know, we should have, we should have an award for like who does alcoholism, like the most gracefully. And usually it's Durinda. And I think her big failure this year was that she kind of went to off the rails and got too toxic because this was classic Durinda, where it was

just beautiful to watch. It was funny. It was touching. You're like, I've been that alcohol, like, she was like a born alcohol like hug. You know, I just love the whole thing. And then the next day though, Durinda, like, was just so, like, loving, like, to have those kind of, like, switches, like, that kind of, like, so angry and so dark. And then the next morning of, like, you see what it is, if I could actually just get one moment of just grace and, you know, just one moment of being drunk, can you forgive me? And they're like, yeah, and then they had a great rest of their day Yeah, they just get over it. They do shit. All right

Ronnie is it you were me to announce the winner of this category You do it because I don't have I don't I've got so many things open right now God knows what but I'm gonna Okay, I will read the answer. I don't have I don't have any scrap paper around me to make it happen. I hear all the word rinzer. You ready? Be my ripper. Okay. And the winner. For Fight of the Year is Monique versus Candidate.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Drag me. Drag me. Oh. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, like me.

Yay. Yay. Ryan. Thank you so much for coming on to the crappies. Yay! Yay! Ryan. Thank you so much for coming on to the crappies. Everyone go check out Ryan's podcast. So bad it's good with Ryan Bailey, available in every single podcast space in the entire world.

Yeah, this is like a wish foundation. Thank you. Yes. My wish is to have your background for my show. Look at this office. This is amazing. I'm like the caretop of Bravo. You are in the best possible way.

I can't wait to see your AT&T commercials. Okay, Ryan, thank you. I love you guys. Thanks so much, Levy Ryan. Oh, God. That's a good guy. Funny. He's got it all that guy.

He does. He does me been okay? So next up is our should we check on the bartenders or anything? Yeah, let's check on the bartenders Are we Kyle are you able to check in on Tom and Ariana to see how they're doing? Hello, oh my god I needed my chunky net I brought that chunky sweater on something to remember Jack's time really really made me feel like I needed to step up my game. Yeah This is the chunky net from the Vegas piece of one

Yeah, it's Oh, is that literally the same one? Yeah. It should be in like a shadow box to learn. Yeah, this is like an episode of that stupid white lady design show that we watched on Netflix been when they had to do Reese Witherspoon's closet and she's like, oh my God. The home edit is what I wore in Clueless. That's to make a museum for Reese Witherspoon in her closet to be like and oh my here's a soda can I drank when I was on the set of pleasant bill your stage is a hoarder

Yeah, so she's rich so she has enough space. So it's just she has like a narcissist order, you know She's rich you have room. It's called collecting. Yeah Speaking of going down in flames. Oh, God, here we go. I want to show you guys how to make another amazingly awesome crappy drink. And that is the Tomacazee. Oh, all right. OK.

I know it's the Tomacazee, not the Tomacazee. The Tomacazee is actually really good. Oh, so this is like the crappy one. Oh, no. Going down in flames, I thought it was gonna be a jacks. Oh We're gonna do something smell from where I am my vantage point This one doesn't smell nearly as bad as the last one you can take whatever has potential Gotta get some off brand triple sec, you know like the one that's got like, you know 80% corn syrup

triple-sec, you know, like the one that's got like, you know, 80% corn syrup. Oh, I'm excited. It looks good. Flap a pumpkin pie, you can't make it any other way. Some naturally organic, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Cheese. And it's like, see on green, uh, sweet, sour, and they're strong. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you have to, uh, there you go, guys. It's not too, it's there you go.

It's nice and warm. Wow, you guys. Wow. Fuck. Okay, we will check in with you guys a little bit later. Oh, I got more. We know you got more. We're excited to see this journey. Check it with you guys a little bit later We know you got more and we're excited to see this journey. My God

He's like shopping from all the aisles in the grocery store. You're not supposed to be shopping from you know that they show you in diet in diet films on Netflix That's what I was Okay, so now what do we have here? Now we have a very special award dear to our hearts called Grossist Moments. I need to go to our little rundown to see where we are. Okay, now to present the grossest moment award is one of our long time good friends and the executive producer and showrunner of below deck Mediterranean Miss Nadine Rajabi take it away Nadine.

Hey everyone it is Nadine Rajabi the executive producer of below deck Mediterranean and I am here to present to you the 2021 grossest moment for the Golden Crapia War. Here are the nominees. First nominee is everything out of Pete's mouth below deck Mediterranean. The executive producer of the show, I... I can't really comment on this,

but we'll just say this. He just magically disappeared after episode 7. So I'm going to go with pretty gross moment. I mean, in what he did after her, but those are just my own personal views and not my views as the executive producer of the show. Second nominee is inappropriate guest lifts Madison in the air blow deck sailing yacht. I'm gonna also say that was a pretty gross moment as Nadine the person having an opinion and not the producer like my job. I'm gonna say those two blow deck

moments from both those franchises. Next, somebody is Jax and Brittany get married, Vanderpump rules, different strokes for different folks. Um, personally... Gross-ish? Next on me is Katherine Dennis's DMs, Southern Charm. Okay, Katherine, you didn't know. Gross moment, really gross moment. Next on me is Michael Darby in his underwear, real housewives of Potomac. Okay, Michael I did not have sexual relations. Come on. I don't know. It's pretty effing gross, dude. Next nominee Ralph

Spine undrew while he was hiding in Tampa real housewives of Atlanta. Pretty gross. And the last nominee is Reset out to MJ's abortions, Shaws of Sunset. That was a very unfortunate moment for both of them. Both of them being my friends, I hated seeing it. I hated seeing all that stuff last season because they had. So we should have an unfortunate category too. That's those are the nominees and the winner is for the 2021 Golden Corp. Award, grossest moment. We. All right, it grosses moment. There we go. I loved how speechless she was about Jackson

Brittany. Jackson Brittany. Yes. It's funny when you find a comic, but that actually knows all the people from the shows. And it's like, oh, let's see what she'll say. And what that was so nice about the putter in that position. I know. Yeah. She's like, thanks guys. Yeah, three of your friends to the wolves. Well, we want to have to help talk about this category. We're gonna bring up someone that we love. She's been on the show before. She's hilarious. She always has a great hot take. And you can find her podcast, sexy unique podcast.

It's Laura. Shane. Hi. sex-eating podcast, it's Laura. Shanoos! Hi! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! You guys gave me a reason to put a face on, and for that, I thank you. I love it. You look so pretty.

I know, really well. Thank you guys, look so handsome. It is so good to see you. Like, I know we're not IRL, but it's like it's truly a breath of fresh air to see your faces and then also Tom and Ariana my god have I missed them and all your other guests. It's Breathing in life and I hope that we get to do it live again at some points so we can all party again together because I miss you I know 2022 2024. See you then. See you in my 50th fuckers. We can create our own grossest moments.

There will be gross moment. It'll be really gross. So what did you think of these nominees, ma'am? Well, you might be a little disappointed in me because really my expertise lies in Vanderpump rules and Vanderpump rules alone since it's the only show out of all those that I've watched. I have to say, I have to be quite honest with you. I think Vanderpump always takes the case for gross moments for me. It really does. And it does, I think, for everybody, which is why it's still on Bravo, you know, I mean, it really is the growth.

And I think it gets a little bit boring when it's not completely gross, you know, like everybody is like, Jack's is so mean, which he is, we say that. That's us, by the way, I was imitating. Or, you know, Jack's treats all these women like crap. And then this girl, you know, Jack's treats all these women like crap and then this girl, you know This means everybody but then they come back and they're all nice or like this year and it was like okay Cancel this shit get it out of here. Yeah, it's not gonna work for me or the community Yeah

Like the reason why we signed up for for vanoprom brules is because every single person on that show is discussing, oh hey, Tom and Ariana, I hate you. They know they're not though. Then we all know that like they get the power. They're great. Every show needs one or in their case two non-grotes and then everyone else can be a monster in their own special and unique way. Because you can be a monster if you don't, special in unique way. Because you can't be a monster if you don't. Like you need to have like a like a like a base, you know, like a science, you have like the constant, right? Mm-hmm.

Like the if everyone's a monster, then everyone's normal. So, you know, yeah, I need gross. I need gross, letty waiters in West Hollywood. I don't need like gross milk toast people in the valley. No. Yeah, I want to watch you pickle your livers and fuck each other. I want to see you break up with someone after their A A meeting.

That's what I want. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I want to see so much. I just want to see one crutches just trying to hobble out of the restaurant. A court over that like, yeah, going through a court.

I want to see you standing in an awkward position, smoking a sig and screaming it someone. I just want to see you in a sea of wig. Yeah. That too. Yeah, that's it. I missed that alley. I never thought I would say that, but I really missed the alley of

Sir. I know, like after the year that we've been through, that alley actually seems like sanitary. It does. I've driven by it a few times, just like running errands. And it's kind of like, I like grasp for it, but it's very different now than it used to be. It's very like white wash.

And it's not that dingy alley we came to know in love. Oh, that's too bad. I feel like when the pandemic is over, you know, like in those cartoons, whenever the evil king is killed and all the little woodland creatures come out and my little bunny comes out, I think we're gonna have that moment

except this could be Raquel, just coming out of under a tree like, is it safe? It's gonna be the whole cast coming out to gather in the Alley with like, sparkles and mystical Like glitter in the air Yes, and Lisa will lie like snow white in the forest and like lovingly pet them. Yeah, just one drunk English guy calling someone fat

You're late. You were supposed to be working this shift two years ago. Where were you? It's like there was a pandemic. She's just been working there all along. She's like, Wally. She goes to work every day. Yeah, she drives from the Maria to Sir. Yeah, she's only to find it closed again. Yeah.

Well, I guess that worked today. She made a special entire, the entire pandemic just marrying catch-ups alone. You know, like, well, I guess I'll make entrepreneurs. Okay. We have to get on with us. Unfortunately, this is my goodness. I really miss you, Laura. I miss you guys so much. I, I actually am with you. I, gosh, I mean, there's like a lot of really seriously gross moments on this category, but for me, Jackson, Britney getting married was my grossest moment of the year. Agreed. God, these are, some of these are pretty bad. I'm going to go

with Res. I think Res is pretty disgusting. And I was glad that he was unmasked a little more as a disgusting human being that he is this year. So I enjoyed that, but God, it's really hard to choose that over like everything out of Pete's mouth. Oh, Catherine's DMs. Oh, there's so much gross here. There can only be one winner though. So, Ronnie, I got the wrap.

I can rip it for you, Ronnie. I can rip it. Okay. And the winner is, and Ronnie, you'll read it, though. for you Ronnie I can read okay a Winner is and Roddy you'll read it all Resa out M.J. Zaborsi Wow Yeah, that was my all-quake Yeah, yeah, just yeah just reading the category like not even knowing what's going on. It's like, yeah, that's the grossest. It's just as a sentence. It's gross. Two lizards getting betrothed or

resa outing Memjza Borschen, probably the abortion. I like animal marriages. I like animal marises. Laura, thank you so much for coming. We are we have to do this again. Yeah, it's been a waste of time. Thanks. I'm gonna go check out some of our good to see you guys. Thanks for having me.

Love. Bye. Bye. What a jam. What a joy of a human being. She's just the best. She's so good. Okay. So what do we have next on the list everybody?

This is a special one. The next one on the list is actually outstanding musical achievement. Oh, outstanding musical achievement. Now there were some really, really great songs this year. There was that weird song that that girl Georgia kept singing on below deck to anybody who would listen. Like, it was technically called, um, Breathe You in by Georgia Grubbler. Breathe you in and the year of the pandemic. So, you know what? Bad time. It was also timely. So then we had drag queen from Monique Samuels from Real Housewives of Potomac. Video just dropped.

Yes, it just dropped and the lyrics all got read. Well, a lot of the lyrics got read at the Potomac reunion and Candace was like trying to tell Monique off like look What you did to me and the Monique was like mouthing all the words, which I thought was really fun We have two versions to terrible versions. Cantis Dillard and Luand Delacepz competing for that one. And then we have a decent song by Cantis, the remix of I See You from Real Housewives of Potomac. Yeah.

Yeah, that was a jam. And then we had, I mean, you know, they say that money can't buy you. But guess what I can buy you? Happy birthday, happy ballad, happy birthday! And then we had coyotes, how'd in the mountain, how'd in the stream, how'd in coyote. Also known as the Untitled Freeform Coyote Song by Luke Glebranson from Summer House.

Yeah, otherwise known as Luke's attempt to prove that he's not just a model. Sorry. You have ring making, you have that, and then you have your motorcycle riding. I'm sorry, just embrace it. Your hot piece of ass, Luke. And that's enough.

Yeah, I'm okay with that. We're okay with that. Ronnie, do you have a pick for best song of the year? Do I ever? Well, I would say, I mean, it's obvious who I'm gonna pick. I'm gonna pick Luan. I mean, of course. Just for the sheer fact that we had the most fun

of our lives making fun of. Viva la diva, I say money can't buy. Clans! Clans! Clans! Viva la diva, money can't buy you. Clips. Yeah, I mean, I mean, Candice was a was a good contender. I love that Candice and Luann are both dual nominees and they both are nominated for the same song too.

I think that's like really amazing. Yeah. know, Luan, she brought us a pandemic video of her wearing a big floppy hat with sequins and flopping around in a hotel hallway. Yeah. I mean, you got to give credit where it's due. So let's see who it is. So let's see who it is Ben. And the winner, very close by the way, a very, very close margin, separated by less than a hundred votes. Viva la diva, Viva la diva. I can't believe it. Congratulations, Viva la diva.

You earned it. Thank you, Ernest. believe it. Congratulations, Viva LaDiva. You earned it. I just so you know, second place was happy birthday. Her version. Her version. And then third place was what? Third place was Georgia from below text sailing. Candace Dillard barely even registered. She didn't even get into the thousands. Wow. Wow. Well, you know that says something about repetition because Georgia pulled out that fucking song every week to whoever would listen. You know, you get brainwashed. It's how I am with like every Taylor Swift song. You really do. All right. so let's go on. And that's the first time anyone's ever

compared Georgia to Taylor Swift. So you're also welcome for that. Okay. Taylor Swift right there. There she is. Okay. Okay. All right, so let's now move on to our next category

as long as we're a million minutes behind. Best scandal. Yes. Here to present Best Scandal is below deck alum and now of Bravo Chatroom and Gallytalk Miss Kate Chastain. What's up guys, it's Kate Chastain and I'm here to present Best Scandal, which love that for me as a category. Also, I don't really know where to look

when my phone is recording horizontally. So, hi. Anyways, Best Scandal. We've got Brandy Glandville for alleging that she hooked up with Denise Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We've got Jackie from New Jersey and she offers only pizza at her son's birthday party. And then we go to Belodock, Mediterranean

where Malia reported Hannah to Captain Sandy, you know, the whole maritime law situation. Up next we've got Potomac and that's Michael Darby gets caught in a hotel room with a stripper. Scandal is but not surprising. And also we've got Teresa from New Jersey and she set up Danielle to attack Marge. I love Marge so. And then we've got Unseed footage from the show, Reholtz's New York, of Dorenda yelling at John for asking Scott for money. And finally, from Beverly Hills, we've got Kyle Richards gets bangs. And as someone who got pandemic bangs and is now growing out her pandemic bangs, I can attest that that is quite a scandal

Good luck to all the nominees Thanks, Kate, I love you The pandemic bangs Your panty bangs are coming out just great. Don't you worry Yes, thank you for doing that Kate. Love you girl. Yeah, thank you for doing that, Kate. Love you, girl. Okay, Ben, to discuss this category, we have fallen in love with this girl on Instagram, as I'm sure a lot of you have. Her name is Sasha, and she runs the account, The Bravo Breakdown.

She's amazing. Go follow her and subscribe. She's got really great takes, and we are proud to have her on for the very first time ever. Welcome Sasha from Broadway. Sasha. Fresh off of watch what happens. Oh my gosh. Yes. I'm so excited to meet you guys. I'm the huge fans. You guys are the funniest people ever. I'm so happy to be here. Thank you so much. We're so excited to see. We're so glad that you agreed to come on here and do it. Yes.

Oh absolutely absolutely. How was what's what happens live? How did it go? Oh my god it was so much fun. It was so surreal like as you're filming it like wow this is like live. Like it's not like they're watching it as we're recording it but what we did is what they see you know and it was so crazy and then meeting Andy and just like it's not like they're watching it as we're recording it, but what we did is what they see, you know, and it was so crazy And then meeting Andy and just like it's so fast. Hey, so you got no it's a fast show

Yeah, and people ask after like tell us tell us what happened at the We're on the computer, you know, it's like Exactly, it's like it happens. It's a Real right? It's like it feels like you're just zooming like it's It's a fast, you blink it. It's real, right? It's like, it feels like you're just zooming, like it's the same experience as zooming with a family member, except it just happens to be Andy Cohen and going off to National TV. That's all.

Right, right, right, exactly, the way I go. Well, of course, they can't be as tight of a production as we are. You know, no one can do. Oh, yeah. You guys are, you know, no one can. You guys are killing it tonight though. So many fun guests. Like what a fun crowd. I'm loving it. Thank you. I was reading the comments in the comment room right now. And they are hilarious. Those people are so funny. Someone said, Hey, hey, Nadine, because Nadine was on here earlier. And they were saying, Hey, Nadine, no more malaria, which is I guess what they call Malia now from

Oh my gosh, I think that stands as a statement in general for the world no more malaria. I'm down Nadine. Could you get no more Malia? Please please Okay Sasha, so you have these great takes on IG and so now we want to get your your takes That's why we brought you up for best scandal because we felt like you'd have some good hot takes for us We're not hot takes whatever whatever's on your mind. Yes Yes, yes. Have you got a chance to take a look at these Noms have any thoughts on them So I felt like so the brandy Glantville scandal that was scandalous because they sold it to us so much as a scandal You know, it was like they did the at the beginning of the season, like, oh, Denise start, let's start filming and they never saw her again. Like, they trapped it really presented

in this way. So like, really, if you look at it, it seems like that was the biggest scandal, but really to me, the biggest scandal was the Dorenda blow up at the reunion. Like, that to me just like, it just took a hard time. And I was like, well, that really is revealing, because there was a lot brewing underneath going on with the rent of the whole season, and I couldn't quite place it. And that says a lot because she's got a lot of pride, she's got a big ego, and that's one thing you don't want to do. It's scratch that ego, and that's what Tinsley did

when, you know, Scott, the whole money situation. So that was for me, that was a big moment for me. And then, you know, the below dick. You know. I mean, that one got people really, really, really wild. That's a big one too. You know, I think the world really knows how to just piss everybody off. I have to say they've really perfected that, you know, it's either sexism, like that it's usually guys being just total misogynist, you know,

that really enraged us. But this is switched it up and they handed it over to the NARX. Yeah. I think I mean below deck was like a real good classic scandal because there was like, you know, we didn't know who said to believe for some people, you know, like meaning that everyone could take a different side, it could read into it in different ways, he had drugs involved, there was a firing, there was a boat, you know. The New York one was surprising because it was like a twist that came at the end of like one reunion episode.

And then there was some follow up and it kind of was like a punch, like boom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly, yeah. And then I, again, I have this thing where I just love celebrating also the ludicrous. And I do love that Jennifer Aiden harped on the pizza situation at Jackie's birthday party for episode after episode after episode after episode and it turned into a thing. I kind of love what happens.

Kind of like the hospital smell. It's just salt bizarre and so absurd, but it's just like they can't let it die. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I thought that I agree about the Tyrenda thing, just that they held that for so long. And it was like a mystery, which is fun. What I can do that on these shows, really, like surprise you. The Brandy Glamphel thing made me so mad

because they sold it as sexual assault kind of. Like they were selling it as like Denise assaulted Brandi, which I thought was really creepy and I I do Yeah, actually with everything going on in the world. So that really enraged me But yeah, I agree with you with Dorenda that was a pretty good twist at the end of the day Beverly Hills was just kind of like Oh, so Denise knew Brandi, but they weren't close and they kind of like, oh, so Denise, New Brandy, but they weren't close and they,

that's the way all it was, you know, and who knows what happened. But like, okay, even if they did do something like who cares, right? Yeah. All right. So I'm going to, I'm going to read the winner for best scandal of 2020. Okay. Unseen footage shows Durinda yelling at John asking for money. That was a good one. Yup. Okay.

You're on trends. Yeah. Thank you to the people. Sasha, thank you so much for coming on. Can't wait to do this again for longer than five days. Yes. Yes. So you got good luck the rest of the night. You guys are going to do great. You're so funny. And thank you so much for having me. You guys are the best. Thanks so much. It's great to bring you.

Thank you. Likewise. We'll talk to you next time. Bye, lady. Bye. Hey, thanks. Oh my god. What a little ray of sunshine. She is a ray of sunshine.

She's so pretty. Oh my God, what a little ray of sunshine. She is a ray of sunshine. She's so pretty. Yeah, so again, that's the Bravo breakdown on Instagram. So go follow. Okay, it's worth it. Yeah, let's go follow. Okay. Should we go on to our next category?

Our next category. I'm shuffling papers over here. I'm shuffling internet papers over here. The next one is best newbie best newbie um, and to help us discuss this this topic we have the host of reality live with Kate Casey it's the one and only

Kate Casey Kate Casey Hi Kate Hi Kate Oh, how are you? How's it going? Thanks for stopping by K K C K K. Hi. Hi K. Oh, how are you? How's it going? Thanks for stopping by. Thank you for having me.

I swear to God, my children are out there and I have duct tape around their mouths. And I'm like, you guys better shut up. I was going to say, how are your children not in this shot? Two of them have duct tape on their mouth and the other three of Benadryl and their system. So we're good. Perfect. I still use that shit to knock me out. They stopped giving me ambience, girl.

I'm back to the good old Benadryl. Okay. Now you seem to know everything about pop culture. You know shows you've never even heard of. You'll be like, oh my god, you gotta watch this show. It's called Bottle Caps Anonymous. It's not a bottom.

Right. In city of lies. I'm like, you find it. You're like, it's on Turtle TV. It's called Bottle Caps Anonymous. It's not a bottle cap. Right. It's in Sidious Lives. I was like, you find it. You're like, it's on Turtle TV. It's a new system. No one even has. Exactly. I'm talking to the main turtle today.

So you know so much about TV, which is why we wanted to bring you on here to talk. Best newbie, bravo. I know they've had some good people join the network this season or this year. Yeah. Some excellent ones. And I was pretty impressed with the list. And I think that they all bring something some more than others though.

Yes. Yeah. Well, let's go through the nominees. We've got Charlie from Vanderpump rules. Mm-hmm. I think that Charlie brings a young energy. I love the way that she would eviscerate jacks in a scene, bringing up the fact that he's old and weathered

and should probably not be serving drinks at a restaurant anymore. And for that, I salute her. Yeah. She uses, she uses ageism, but in a way that I think we can all appreciate, you know? Yeah, I didn't mind it at all. I didn't mind it at all.

Yeah, when a weapon is used against somebody, you don't like it can all appreciate, you know? Yeah, I didn't mind it at all. I didn't mind it at all. Yeah, when a weapon is used against somebody you don't like, it's suddenly great again, you know? Like if she hit him with a bow and arrow, I hate those things, but I would've been like a bow and arrows. I love that. Yeah, bow and arrows. Elizabeth Vargas, real housewives of Orange County.

I love that she brought the cult aspect to the story and I would sort of like to investigate more into that, although I don't think I'm invested enough that I want to see her ever on a show again. But I did appreciate the cult reference. And you know then, I love a good cult story. Yeah, I was going to say it was a big year for cults. It was. Big, big cults. Cults are in this year.

Then we had Garcelle Bove from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I loved how regal she was and how she put someone in her third place in just with just a look. But I didn't feel like she raised her voice enough and I feel like she needs to reveal much more about her previous lovers that were famous. Because I think that that's an essential part of being a real housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, I just needed a great Kyle Richards more. That's all I need her to do. Like I just love the way she'd be like, hmm Kyle, you know, when you talk, when I talk, you know, one, you don't listen to me. And Kyle, be like, of course I do, Joanne. It's like, you're gonna be Kyle. Yeah, good point.

I love your fabrics. We've got John Prinkle of Southern Sean. I disagree with that. He brings nothing to the show. I'm sure he's like a great guy to hang out with in Charleston. If you're not on a television show or watching a television show, but he doesn't, he doesn't bring enough. And I have to be honest, I find his living quarters to be very dismal. And I feel like if you need to have a show in Charleston, I want to see glamorous homes, incredible fabrics, and the fact that he feeds since children are in Charleston. And I'm sure he's like a great guy to hang out with in Charleston, I want to see glamorous homes, incredible fabrics, and the fact that he feeds his children

such disgusting food. And you could just tell like he sits on his couch and he scratches his nuts. And I just I'm not, I'm not interested. Totally. That's such a good way to put it. I always say he's like a guy asleep in the bus station, you know? Yeah. You don't really know if he's like lives there or if he's just like a single dad who sees his kids, you know, once a year. He, I think at the feeling like he's like a scammer in the sense of just being just like, there's like, oh, I'm just John Bringle.

I'm just like, you know, fun dad, whatever. But like secretly he's like an evil shark and he's just like, you know, going after Madison and I feel like there's something evil about him. But then it's that scamming that makes me appreciate him because I like that in a reality star sometimes. But does he give you the, do you feel like he's motivated enough to be a scammer?

No, that's not gonna work. He's not gonna run a Ponzi scheme, but he might be pickpocketing you when you're at the top. Right, he's the guy who died. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's 20 out of your wallet. You know, on his way out, you know, or the dip in the back of your back pocket. Yeah.

He'll take your life matches out of your cigarette box, you know, on his way out. So next we got Liam McSweeney from Real House was in New York. Liam McSweeney. I mean, I think she brought, I think she brought natural tits. I think she brought a tattoo near vagina, which I salute. She brought an X that doesn't seem to mind that she's bananas on the television. She brought great parents.

And most importantly, she brought the cheeky torches. So she's my front runner because I think that she brought New York to a whole new level and gave Ramona a piece of what she's deserved for years and years. Yes, agreed. Yeah, she came out swinging that one. And then next up, we've got Leva from Southern Traum. Now I love I love Leva too. I think that that love has the most beautiful clothing that I've ever seen on a Bravo reality show. Sorry Beverly Hills. She beats you. And I love the backstory of the business.

I wish I could see her husband more. I love the way she puts people in their place, but I want to see the fun side of love a more. I know it's there, but they haven't shown it yet. So yeah, I think she's kind of a season. I like more season housewife, you know. Yes, she's one of a housewife. That's it. Yeah, she does have to have the

second seat because it's kind of unfair. It's like everyone else is so close and tight knit. And then you put new people in there and it's like, oh, hi girl who showed up at the party. You know, right.

And then yelled at us because we're up too late and she's got to go run her business. Well, I like her. I think she seems very smart and she's funny and I dig her. I'm just going to do the last two nominees really quickly. Luke from Summer House and Wendy from Real Housewives of Potomac. Luke doesn't give enough orgasms and Wendy, I love the political background. I'm a DC girl and I love that. So she's much more of a favorite position than Luke even though it's really cute

Yeah, yeah looks cute, but that goes away no fancy. Yeah, but it doesn't but it will Okay, but politics never dies, you know, never So let's do the winner now. I should probably scroll up to see who it is Wow, this one's I should probably scroll up to see who it is. Wow, this one's, bo-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b like Wang and as Leah it was Leah she was great I think a lot of these people also have great debut Scarcelle etc. But Wendy but Leah Leah it was a year of a lot of firings but it was also a year of some pretty good hiring So oh well yeah very well. Okay, thank you so much for being here. Love you. Love you forever. Thank you Thanks for coming here. Bye. Thank you. Okay. Okay. It's podcast

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Yeah, you just ruined take the banana red banana red Society like 2021's good liquor and then you find some you know crap Seven eleven and there you go Do you guys know why it's called mad dog 2020? Because the guy who invented its initials, and then it's 20% alcohol and 20 ounces. Mad dog, I thought you could try something else. All right, very literal. Very cool.

We can totally get the trick to it. Why would you ever do that? That is delicious. Well, we're talking about new testing, you know, and you're in a sailor hat or a captain's hat. And you know what? It almost might be time for you to practice saying, do your food. Yeah, do your food. Get a little below deck action in there.

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All right, go change. It's time to change it. Okay. Next up for our next award. Now, this girl is, you know, Ben has always said this is the funniest person that he's ever met and I would have to agree this lady is hilarious We all know and love her midnight snack as her podcast. She was on the few She's always on something. She's on serious XM. You can find her show there. She's everywhere her name is

Michelle Collins to present the most uncomfortable romance. Take it away, Michelle. Hey guys, it's Michelle Collins coming at you from a lower angle, surprising I know. I tried to use my arm, but it's flopped on USA. You can maybe recognize me from my many social media accounts at Nishcall, where I frequently tweet and Instagram about the housewives. I'm so thrilled to be a part of the crappies this year. I even saved the car that I did last time. It's about Tom. Those were the good old days, but we're back. So let me read you the nominees. I get to do most uncomfortable romance, which to me it's pretty exciting as you can imagine. Let's just start. Adam and Jenna from Below Deck Sailing Yacht,

you know, I thought that I would never get sick and tired of seeing two people do a doggy style in the galley. And Jenna and her very round, long eyes really proved me wrong. Bronwyn and Sean from Real Housewives of Orange County, I mean, uncomfortable is one way to put it If that's what you want to call it. I for me the problem wasn't even Bronwyn's sexuality. It was Sean's Survivor necklaces. I can't put that for me is what made me uncomfortable. By the way if Bronwyn wants to Text me the info for her dealer. I'm listening.

I do have a lip pimple. I know all of you saw it. I'm so sorry. It is not herpes. Okay. Destiny and Sam from Shaw's of Sunset. Destiny. She tried it.

She tried it and Sam, look. We love a frosted tip. We love an OG Ryan C. Crest vet. For me, it didn't work. Elizabeth and Jimmy. My thing with Elizabeth and Jimmy, my thing with Elizabeth and Jimmy from Orange County, if she's already going to donate the Lamborghini or whatever it was, she should also just donate Jimmy because every time they cut to him, he looks like

the little boy in the basement in Ransom. I don't think he wants to be there or with her. We've got Jessica and Rob, arguably the hottest couple on this nominee list, again, too hot to work, I think. They were just too hot and too dumb to work. Kelly and Rick from Real Housewives of Orange County, I don't know why they would be considered uncomfortable other than that. They've probably killed about 80,000 people in their local old age home from corona. Mark and Kenya from Real Housewives of Atlanta, I see nothing wrong with them. I'll be honest, I hope they don't win because I don't find them as uncomfortable as some of these other couples. For example, and our final nominee, Mary and her husband slash grandfather. I don't really have a lot to say about that. It's not my thing.

I wish her and her wardrobe and this man a lot of luck in life, because I can't afford to be cursed by a cult leader. Okay, that's it. I'm Michelle Collins. Thanks again, guys. Congratulations to our winner. Whee! winner. Yeah, Michelle. Oh my God, I'll just be watching that over and over again.

Kill it. She killed it. Ronnie, who's your pick for most uncomfortable romance? Most uncomfortable. I'm going to go with Jess and Rob. I think because we had to sit through it. It was more on our screens than the other ones. It was just so much of my time.

It was so much of my day. Gross, gross. My least favorite kind of couple. I'm going to go with Mary and her grandfather husband. It's all there in the words grandfather husband. Grandfather husband, her grandfather husband. I'm going with Mary and her grandfather husband. I think I've just been so used to Erica and Tom

that that barely even registered with me honestly. Okay, so Ben, you want to read the winner of this one? Sure. I got my, I got it, I got it, I got it, Ron. I got my little piece of paper. Okay. The winner of and uncomfortable romance. Thank you for joining us for Part 1 of the 2021 Golden Coroppies.

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