Watch What Crappens - 2021 Golden Crappies Part Two

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

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2.0% 2.0% 2.0% Music Welcome to part 2 of the 2021 Golden Crabby Wars. Next up is a fun category with one of our favorite people on TV and in real life to present it. We have the best fight and the best fight will be presented by Miss Honey Eyes herself, Miss Hannah Ferrier. Ms. Honey Eyes herself, Ms. Hannah Ferrier! Hi guys, after a particularly tumultuous year on Bravo TV myself, I was so honored that

the boys asked me to give you guys the nominations for the best fight on Bravo TV for 2020. So here they are in the particular order. All the women versus Denise Richards on the real housewife of Beverly Hills, Chef Tom versus the cucumbers on the low deck Mediterranean, to Rinderburn Blames Luan for calling her an alcoholic, even though it was Ramona, on the real housewives of New York. Daniel Stobb, there's Majors Poetail on the real housewives of New Jersey, the hospital smell on the real housewives of Salt Lake City, Lohan dropping Sonja from Herkhaveray on the real housewives of New York, Manique vs. Candace on the real housewives of Potomac. Was there even an equipment there?

Uh, Needy and Kenya, uh, in a hotel room in Toronto on the real house lights of Atlanta and Tommy versus those damn terracotta flanches on the fuzz of some sets. Oh, honey. Hannah just like sitting in the best background of life. I know, just like in her own like Diane Lane movie. Isn't it, you know, living well is the best revenge as they say. It really is. She's doing her food. You know what? You're doing your food. You're doing your baby food.

Okay. Do your banana, to your question, bananas, yeah, okay? To your Gerber. So, to help us, thank you, Hannah, for presenting the nominees and to help us discuss and get to the bottom of who should win for Best Fight. We have a friend of the show. He has so bad. It's good with Ryan Bailey. A wonderful podcast.

Okay. Mr. Ryan Bailey. A wonderful podcast, okay? Mr. Ryan Bailey, come on in. Hey guys. Hey. Ryan. Ryan. A little BLK will do you. Hey Tom Sanball, I got something more sick than Soko.

Oh wow. Wow, he's got that BLK water, which is. Ryan, Ryan, you've done such a great job the past couple of years. You've really, like, you've been doing this a job. The past couple of years, you've really like, you've been doing this a long time and you really, I feel like burst really, really into the scene this year. What do you have to feel about your success? Oh, my God. I want to think.

Well, I want to think of it out there. COVID really helped me out. Also, I think you guys, you guys were awesome coming on and helping me and stuff like that. And for you guys, I put on my first pants of the year. So this is huge. Really? Yeah. So I wish I could say the same for you, but I did not. Yeah.

I actually tried to put a dress shirt on and my tits exploded. That shit right away. It's not going to happen. Oh, perfect. It inspired me to put on a tie because I saw you backstage before the show. So I actually put on a tie. I was like, I probably. Yeah.

So I put on this tie. I spent like 10 minutes trying to find this tie and now I'm sitting here with a microphone fully blocking the track that I'm wearing a tie. We see it now. We see it. Yeah. All right, Ryan. What's your take on these? What's your take on these? We see each. I mean, the obvious, the obvious is Monique and Candace. I mean, that's like the biggest one. And we could do like a three hour crappies just about that fight. And it's really divided the Bravo universe, I think. I've gotten into so many discussions about that.

But I would like to also, I mean, Chef Tom versus Cue Cumberz. I mean, how you say Cue Cumber, that's a little hilarious ball wind thing, I think, that was nice. But all the women versus Denise Richards, I want to really kind of throw a little light that way because what Lisa Rinne did and those girls to Denise Richards, I think, is just still horrifying. I know Denise Richards is better off off the show, but I think we're going to study that

for years to come. I mean, is Denise really better off off the show? I do not think so. And I was, I mean, I'm saying I think that they were absolutely shitty to her. I agree with you. I was furious this whole season. I mean, I had to take like a couple days off and just like, walk the desert after that incident.

I was so fucking enraged. I mean, I want to shut, so I think Ryan, I think your point stands. First of all, all these nominees are excellent. It's really hard to choose one. I also, I like the way you phrase that, which is like we're pretty sure we know what is the fight of the year. But like you, I also want to send some love

and shed some light on a fight that is actually on the more ridiculous end, that it's so ridiculous that I think it actually also deserves some spotlight, which is the hospital smell fight. I think that's like, the fact that we have that, that like, oh, did you see them fighting? Jen Shaw was mad because her aunt got her legs amputated and Mary didn't go because she didn't like hospital smell

because she got her odor glands removed. I mean, to have something that is historical, in your first season to have something that historical that we will be saying 20 years from now, like, you don't get better than that. Like, I mean, Mary, and then she followed it up with 7-Eleven a couple episodes later. Yeah. Oh, God.

Yeah, the things that just get set on that show, and then just fly by, nobody ever brings it up again. Oh, God. That'd be crazy. Any other show they would still be talking about that 7-Eleven comment. My personal favorite of all of these, I think it was just beautifully executed was Durinda Blaming-Gluan for calling her an alcoholic, even though it was remote. That was one of the darkest nights of my life that show. That was. That was one of the darkest nights of my life that show. That was crazy. Just I mean, you know, we should have, we should have an award for like who does alcoholism,

like the most gracefully. And usually it's Durinda. And I think her big failure this year was that she kind of went to off the rails and got too toxic because this was classic Durinda where it was just beautiful to watch. It was funny. It was touching. You're like, I've been that alcohol like, it was like a warm alcohol like hug. You know, I just love the whole thing. And then the next day though, Derinda like was just so like loving like to have those kind of like switches like that kind of like so angry and so dark and then the next morning of like, you see what it is. If I could actually just get one moment of disgrace and you know just one moment of being drunk and you forgive

me and they're like yeah and then they had a great rest of their day. Yeah they just get over it as you should. All right Ronnie is it you were me to announce the winner of this category? You do it because I don't have I don't I've got so many things open right now God knows what button I'm gonna Okay, I will read the answer. I don't have I don't have any scrap paper around me to make it all a good room You ready be my ripper, okay, and the winner Fight of the year is Monique versus Oh my God! Oh my God! Drag me. Drag me. Oh, yeah, there we go. Yeah, let me go.

Yay! Yay! Bye, you. Thank you so much for coming on to the crappies. Everyone go check out Ryan's podcast. So bad it's good, with Ryan Bailey available in every single podcast space in the entire world. This is like a wish foundation. Thank you. My wish is to have your background for my show.

Look at this office. This is amazing. I'm like the caretop of Bravo. You are in the best possible way. I can't wait to see your AT&T commercials. Okay, Ryan. Thank you. I love you guys.

Thanks so much, Levi Ryan. Oh, God. That's really hard. I mean, he's got it all that guy. You guys think so much levy Ryan Oh god Funny Hard I mean he's got it all that guy does me been okay, so next up is our should we check on the bartenders or anything? Yeah, let's check on the bartenders are we Kyle are you able to check in on Tom and Ariana to see how they're doing? Hey Hello, Oh my gosh, you're guys at the chunk.

I did, I did. I needed my chunky net. Yeah, I brought that chunky sweater on. Something to remember, Jackson. I'm barely really seeing you feel like I needed to step up my game. Yeah. Oh, I'm not going to come for. This is the chunky net from the Vegas season one.

Oh, that literally the same one. It should be in like a shadow box to learn. Yeah, this is like an episode of that stupid white lady design show that we watched on Netflix been when they had to do Reese Witherspoon's closet and she's like, oh my god. The home edit. This is what I wore in Clueless. That's a make a museum for Reese Witherspoon in her closet to be like.

And here's a soda can I drank when I was on the set of Pleasantville. So you're saying she's a hoarder. Yeah, she's rich. So she has enough space. So it's just, she has like a narcissist hoarder. You know, she's rich. She have room. it's called collecting.

Yeah. Yeah, I love reclubs. Speaking of going down in flames. Oh God, here we go. I wanna show you guys how to make another amazingly awesome crappy drink. And that is the Tomacazee. Oh, all right.

Okay. I know it's the Tomacazee, not the Tomacazee. The Tomacazee is actually really good. Oh, so this is like, this is the common cause. He not the Toma Cosy. The Toma Cosy's actually really good. This is the crappy one. Going down in flames, I thought it was gonna be a jacks. Oh. We're gonna do some hard work. I'm gonna say this one doesn't smell

from where I am on my vantage point. This one doesn't smell nearly as bad as the last one. You can take whatever shot has potential. Yeah, that's why I got to get some off brand triple sec, you know, like the one that's got like, you know, 80% corn syrup. Oh, I'm putting it in there. It looks good. Flank of pumpkin pie. You can't make it any other way. Some naturally organic, uh, Mr. Mrs. Cheese.

And it's like, 16 on green uh three our strong sicity yeah yeah and you uh

there you go guys it's nice and warm wow you guys wow fuck ok uh we will check in with you guys a little bit later. Oh, I got more.

We know you got more. And we're excited to see this journey. My God. He's like shopping from all the aisles in the grocery store. You're not supposed to be shopping from. You know that they show you in diet, in diet films on Netflix. Yes. That's what I was saying exactly. Okay. So now what do we have here? Now we have a very special award dear to our hearts

called grossest moments. I need to go to our little rundown and see where we are. Okay. Now to present the grossest moment award is one of our long time good friends and the executive producer and show runner of Below Deck Mediterranean Miss Nadine Rajabi. Take it away Nadine. Hey everyone, it is Nadine Rajabi, the executive producer of Below Deck Mediterranean, and I am here to present to you the 2021

grossest moment for the Golden Crapia War. Here are the nominees. First nominee is everything out of Pete's mouth below deck Mediterranean. below deck Mediterranean. Um, the executive producer of the show, um, I, I can't really comment on this, but we'll just say this. He just magically disappeared after episode seven. So I'm gonna go with pretty gross moment. I mean, and what he did after her, but those are just my own personal views and not my views as the executive producer of the show. Second nominee is inappropriate guest lift Madison in the air blow deck sailing yacht. I'm gonna also say that was a pretty gross moment as Nadine, the person having an opinion and not the producer. I like my job.

I'm gonna say those two blow deck moments from both those franchises. Gross. Next on me is Jax and Brittany get married, Vanderpump rules, different strokes for different folks. Personally, gross ish. Next on me is Catherine Dennis's DMs, Southern Charm. Okay, Catherine, you didn't know.

Gross moment, really gross moment. Next nominee is Michael Darby in his underwear, real housewives of Potomac. Okay, Michael, I did not have sexual relations. Come on. I don't know, it's pretty effing gross, dude. Next nominee Ralph Spine on Drew, while he was hiding in Tampa, real housewives of Atlanta.

Pretty gross. And the last nominee is Reset out to MJ's abortions, Shaws of Sunset. That was a very unfortunate moment for both of them. Both of them being my friends, I hated seeing it. I hated seeing all that stuff last season because they had such a great, like they have such a history and they loved each other so much. So I don't know, I just think that all that was was just unfortunate rather than gross. So we should

have an unfortunate category too. That's those are the nominees and the winner is for the 2021 Golden Corp. Award grossest moment. And... Alright, it's Russ's moment. There we go. I loved how speechless she was about Jackson Brittney. Jackson Brittney! Russ. It's funny when you find a comic, but that actually knows all the people from the shows.

It's like, oh, let's see what she'll say. That was so nice about the putter in that and it's like, oh, let's see what she'll say. That was so nice of us to put her in that position. I know, yeah. She's like, thanks guys. Yeah, three of your friends for the wolves. Well, we want to help talk about this category. We're bringing up someone that we love. She's been on the show before.

She's hilarious. She always has a great hot take. And you can find her podcast, sexy unique show before she's hilarious. She always has a great hot take and you can find her podcast sexy unique podcast It's Laura You guys gave me a reason to put a face on and for that I thank you. I Love it. You look so pretty I know you guys look so pretty. I know. Thank you guys look so handsome. It is so good to see you like I know we're not

IRL but it's like it's truly a breath of fresh air to see your faces and then also Tom and Ariana my god have I missed them and all your other guests it's the breathing life and I hope that we get to do it live again at some points. We can all party again together because I miss you. I want to give you big hugs. I know. 2022, 2024. See you then.

See you in my 50th. Fuckers. We can create our own grossest moments. There will be gross moments. It'll be really gross. So what did you think of these nominees, my own? Well, you might be a little disappointed in me because really my expertise lies in Vanderpump rules and Vanderpump rules alone since it's the only show out of all those that I've watched. I have to say, I have to be quite honest with you.

I think Vanderpump always takes the case for gross moments for me. It really does. And it does, I think, for everybody, which is why it's still on Bravo. I mean, it really is the gross. And I think it gets a little bit boring when it's not completely gross, you know?

Like everybody is like, Jack's is so mean, which he is. We say that, that's us, by the way, I was imitating, or you know, Jack's treats all these women like crap, and then this girl, you know, this means everybody, but then they come back and they're all nice or like this year, and it was like, okay, cancel this shit. Get it out of here. Yeah, it's not going to work for me

or the community. Yeah. We signed up on like the reason why we signed up for for Vanta Pumper rules is because every single person on that show is discussing, oh hey, Tom and Ariana, I hate to hear Ariana. They know they're not though. Then we all know that. Like they get the top. They're great. Yeah, every show needs one or in their case two non-grodies and then

everyone else can be a monster in their own special and unique way. Because you can't be a monster if you don't, like you need to have like a like a base, you know, like a science, you have like the constant, right? If everyone's a monster, then everyone's normal. So, you know, yeah, I need gross, I need gross, slettie waiters in West Hollywood. I don't need like gross milk toast people in the valley. No. Yeah, I need gross. I need gross slettie waiters in West Hollywood. I don't need like gross milk toast people in the valley. No, yeah. I want to watch you pickle your livers and fuck each other. I want to see you break up with someone after their AA meeting. That's what I need. Yeah, yeah. I want to see so much. I just want to see one crutches just trying to hobble out of the restaurant

Accord over that like yeah going through a quarter I want to see you standing in an awkward position Smoking a sig and screaming it someone I just want to see you in a sea awake Too, I missed that alley. I never thought I would say that, but I really miss the alley of Sir. I know. Like after the year that we've been through that, that alley actually seems like sanitary. It does. I've driven by it a few times, just like running errands and it's kind of like, I like grasp for it, but it's very different now than it used to be. It's very like white washed and it's not that dingy alley we came to know in love. Oh, that's too bad. I feel like when the

pandemic is over, you know, like in those cartoons, whenever like the evil king is killed and all the little woodland creatures come out and my little bunny comes out, I think we're going to have that moment, except it's going to be Raquel just coming out of like under a tree like this is safe. It's going to be the whole cast coming out together in the alley with like sparkles and mystical like glitter in the air. And they said, well, I like snow white in the forest and like lovingly pet them. Yeah, just one drunk English guy calling someone fat. And then you know, you're late. You're she'll be like, I'm gonna be the one with someone and say, you're late. You were supposed to be working this shift two years ago.

Where were you? It was like, there was a pandemic. She's just been working there all along. She's like, Wally. She goes to work every day. Yeah, she drives from the Marie-Date to, sir. Yeah, only to find it closed again. And she, well, I guess the world today.

I've ever been in a tire. The entire pandemic just marrying catch-ups alone. You know, like... My only thing else got to get here. Well, I guess all my country matters. Okay. We have to get on with that. Unfortunately, this is my goodness.

I really miss you, Lara. I miss you guys so much. I actually am with you. I mean, there's like a lot of really seriously gross moments on this category, but for me, Jackson Briny getting married was my grossest moment of the year. Agreed. God, some of these are pretty bad.

I'm going to go with Res. I think Res is pretty disgusting. And I was glad that he was unmasked a little more as a disgusting human being that he is this year. So I enjoyed that, but God, it's really hard to choose that over like everything out of Pete's mouth. Oh, Catherine's DMs. Oh, there's so much gross here.

There can only be one winner though. So, Ronnie, I got to play the crappy. so I can I can rip it for you Ronnie I can rip it okay and the winner is and Ronnie you'll read it Bob Resa out M.J. Z to tell. Yeah, that was my alt choice. Yeah. Yeah. Just reading the category, like not even knowing what's going on.

It's like, yeah, that's the grossest. It just doesn't sentence its gross. Two lizards getting betrothed or reza outing Memjza Borgens, probably the abortion. I like animal marriages. Laura, thank you so much for coming. We have to do this again. We have to have to. It's been a waste of time.

Thanks Laura. So good to see you guys. Thanks for having me. Love. Bye. Bye. Hi. Hi. Hi. Oh my god. What a gem. What a joy of a human being.

She's just the best. She's so good. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin

and Haley Bieber. A seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows, it snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums?

Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. OK, so what do we have next on the list, everybody? This is a special one. The next one on the list is actually Outstanding Musical Achievement. Oh, Outstanding Musical Achievement. Now, there were some really, really great songs this year. There was that weird song that that girl

Georgia kept singing on below deck to anybody who would listen. One, out of bone, breathe you in by Georgia Grubbler. Breathe you in and the year of the pandemic. So you know what? Bad time. It was also timely. You know, so then we had drag queen from Monique Samuels from Real Housewives of Potomac. Video just dropped.

Yes, it just dropped and the lyrics all got read. Well, a lot of the lyrics got read at the Potomac reunion and Candace was like trying to tell Monique off, like, look what you did to me and the Monique was like mouthing all the words, which I thought was really fun. We have two versions. Two terrible versions. Cantis Dillard and Luand Elisepse competing for that one. And then we have a decent song by Cantis Dillard and Luand Delacepz competing for that one. And then we have a decent song by Cantis, the remix of I See You from Real Housewives of Potomac. Yeah. Yeah, that was a jam. And then we had Clash! But guess what it can buy you? And then we had coyotes

Houd in the mountain Coud in the stream, howdy. Oh, take. Also known as the Untitled Freeform Coyote Song by Luke Glebranson from Summer House. Yeah, otherwise known as Luke's attempt to prove that he's not just a model.

Sorry. You have ring making, you have that, and then you have your motorcycle riding I'm sorry just embrace it your hot piece of ass Luke and that's enough Yeah, I'm okay with that. We're okay with that Ronnie do you have a pick for best song of the year? Do I ever? Well, I would say I mean it's obvious who I'm gonna pick I'm gonna pick Lewanne I mean of course just for the sheer fact that pick. I'm gonna pick Lewann.

I mean, of course. Just for the sheer fact that we had the most fun of our lives making fun of. Viva la diva, let's say money can't buy. Quaz! Haha, claz! Viva la diva, body can't buy you claz! Yes!

Yes! Haha. Yeah, I mean, I mean Candace was a good contender. I love that Candice and Luann are both dual nominees and they both are nominated for the same song too. I think that's like really amazing. Yeah, but you know, Luann, she brought us she you know, she brought us a pandemic video of her wearing a big floppy hat with sequins and flopping around in a in a hotel hallway. Yeah, I would need a pet away. I mean, you gotta give credit where it's due.

So let's see who it is Ben. And the winner, very close, by the way, a very, very close margin separated by less than a hundred votes. Viva la diva, Viva la diva, I can't believe it. Congratulations, Viva la diva. You earned it. Thank you, earned it. I just so you know second place was Her version her version and then third place was what third place was Georgia from below

X Really can't do it Can't just delivered barely even registered. She didn't even get into the thousands. Wow. Wow Well, you know that that says something about repetition because Georgia pulled out that fucking song every week to whoever would listen. You know, you get brainwashed. It's how I am with like every Taylor Swift song. You really do. All right. So let's do that. And that's the first time anyone's ever compared Georgia to Taylor Swift. So you're also welcome for that. Okay. Taylor Swift right there. There she is. Okay. All right. So let's wait right there. There she is. Okay. Okay.

All right, so let's now move on to our next category as long as we're a million minutes behind. Best scandal. Yes. Here to present Best Scandal is a below deck alum and now of Bravo Chatroom and Galley Talk Miss Kate Justain. Bravo chat room and galley talk Miss Kate Justain! Wee!

What's up guys, it's Kate Justain and I'm here to present Best Scandal, which love that for me as a category. Also, I don't really know where to look when my phone is recording horizontally. So, hi. Anyways, best scandal. We've got Brandy Glanville for alleging that she hooked up with Denise Richards, real housewives of Beverly Hills. We've got Jackie from New Jersey, and she offers only pizza at her son's birthday party. And then we go to a below-deck Mediterranean where Malia reported Hannah to Captain Sandy, you know, the whole maritime law situation. Up next we've got

Potomac and that's Michael Darby gets caught in a hotel room with a stripper. Scandalist but not surprising. And also we've got Teresa from New Jersey and she set up Danielle to attack Marge. I love Marge so. And then we've got Unseed footage from the show, Rehosses New York, of Durinda yelling at John for asking Scott for money. And finally, from Beverly Hills, we've got Kyle Richards gets bangs. And as someone who got pandemic bangs and is now growing out her pandemic bangs, I can attest that that is quite a scandal. Good luck to all the nominees. Thank you. I love you. It is fantastic.

You're pandemic bang. So funny. Your panty bangs are coming out just great. Don't you worry. Yes, thank you for doing that, Kate. Love you, girl. Okay, Ben. To discuss this category, we have fallen in love with this girl on Instagram, as I'm sure a lot of you have.

Her name is Sasha, and she runs the account. The Bravo breakdown. She's amazing. Go follow her and subscribe. She's got really great takes, and we are proud to have her on for the very first time ever. Welcome Sasha from Bravo. Yeah. Sasha. fresh off of watch what happens live. Oh my God, yes, I'm so excited to meet you guys. I'm huge fans. You guys are the funniest people ever. I'm so happy to be here. Thank you so much. We're so excited to see we're so glad

that you agreed to come on here and do it. Yes, absolutely, absolutely. How was what happens live? How did it go? Oh my God, It was so much fun It was so surreal like as you're film as we were filming it like wow This is like live like it's not like they're watching it as we're recording it But what we did is what they see, you know, and it was so crazy and then meeting Andy and just like it's so fast

Hey, I mean you got no it's a fast show Yeah, and people ask after, like, tell us what happened at the show, we're on the computer, you know, it's like, it comes on and like, It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it happens, it's a fast show, you believe it.

It's real, right? It's like, cuz it feels like you're just zooming, like, it's the same experience as zooming with a family member, except it just happens to be Andy Cohen going off to national TV That's all right right right Exactly Well, of course they can't be as tight of a production as we are you know no one can

You guys are killing it tonight though. There's so many fun guests like what a fun crowd. I'm loving you I'll be. I was reading the comments in the comment room right now. And they are hilarious. Those people are so funny. Someone said, Hey, Hey, Nadine, because Nadine was on here earlier. And they were saying, Hey, Nadine, no more malaria, which is, I guess, what they call Malia now from. Oh my gosh. I think that stands as a statement in general for the world.

No more malaria. I'm down. Nadine, could you get no more malaria? Please, please. Okay. Sasha, so you have these great takes on IG. And so now we want to get your your takes. That's why we brought you up for best scandal because we felt like you'd have some good hot takes for us. We're not hot takes. Whatever, whatever's on your mind. Yes, yes. Have you got a chance to take a look at these, um, gnomes? Have any thoughts on them? So I felt like so the Brandy Glanville scandal that was scandalous because they sold it to us so much as a scandal You know, it was like they did the at the beginning of the season like oh Denise start left started filming and they never saw her again Like they trapped it really presented in this way

So like really if you look at it, it seems like that. It was a biggest scandal, but really to me, the biggest scandal was the Dorenda blow up at the meeting end. Like that to me just like, it just took a hard turn because I was like, well, that really is revealing because there was a lot brewing underneath going on with the rent of the whole season. And I couldn't quite place it.

And that says a lot because she's got a lot of pride. She's got a big ego and that's one thing you don't want to do is scratch that ego. And that's what Tinsley did when, you know, Scott, the whole money situation. So that was for me. That was a big moment for me. And then, you know, the, the, the below dick, you know, I mean, that one got people really, really, really, really, that's a big one too. You know, I think the world really knows how to just piss everybody off.

I have to say, they've really perfected that. It's either sexism, it's usually guys being just total misogynist, you know, that really enrages. But this is just switched it up and they handed it over to the Narks. Yeah. I think, I mean, below deck was like a real good classic scandal because there was like You know, we didn't know who side to believe for some people, you know Like meaning that everyone could take a different side

It could read into it in different ways. Yeah drugs involved. There was a firing. There was a boat, you know The New York one was surprising because it was like a twist that came at the end of like one reunion episode And then there was some follow-up, but it kind of was like a punch like boom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly, yeah. And then I, again, I have this thing where I just love celebrating also the ludicrous and I do love that Jennifer Aiden

harped on the pizza situation at Jackie's birthday party for episode after episode after episode and it turned into a thing. I kind of love that happens. Kind of like the hospital smell. It's just salt was all and so absurd, but it's just like they can't let it die. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I thought the I agree about the torinda thing just that they held that for so long. Yeah, it was like a mystery, which is fine what we can do that on these shows. You know really like surprise you. Brandy Glamphal thing made me so mad because they salted as sexual assault kind of like they were saying it is like Denise assaulted Brandy which I thought

was really creepy and I could do eventually with everything going on in the world. So that really enraged me. But yeah, I agree with you with Dorenda. That was a really good twist. At the end of the day, Beverly Hills was just kind of like, oh, so Denise, New Brandy, but they weren't close. And they, that's the way all it was. And then who knows what happened. But like, OK, even if they did do something, like, who cares,

right? Yeah. All right. So I'm going to read the for Best Scandal of 2020 is Unseen footage shows Durinda yelling at John asking for money. That was a big one. Yup.

I'm good. I'm good. You're on trends. Yeah. They keep to the people. Sasha, thank you so much for coming on. Can't wait to do this again for longer than five. Yes, yes, so you got good luck the rest of the night. You guys are going to do great.

You're so funny. And thank you so much for having me. You guys are the best. Thanks so much. It's great to play with you. Likewise. We'll talk to you next time. Bye, ladies.

Bye. Hey, thanks. Oh my god. What a little ray of sunshine. She is a ray of sunshine. She's so pretty. Yeah, so again, that's the Bravo Breakdown on Instagram. So go follow.

Okay, it's worth it. Yeah, let's go follow. Okay. Um, should we go on? Right. Yeah. I'm shuffling papers over here. I'm shuffling internet papers over here. The bet. The next one is best newbie. Best newbie. Um, and to help us discuss this, this topic. We have the host of Reality Life with Kate Casey.

It's the one and only. Kate Casey! Kate Casey! Hi Kate! Oh, how are you? How's it going? Thanks for stopping by. Thank you for having me. I swear to God, my children are out there, and I have duct tape around their mouths. And I'm like, you guys better shut up. I was gonna say, how are your children not in this shot? Two of them have duct tape on their mouth and the other three have been a drill in their system. So we're good.

I still use that shit to knock me out. They stopped giving me ambient, girl. I'm back to the good old man. Kate, now you seem to know everything about pop culture. You know shows you've never even heard of. You'll be like, oh my god, you got to watch the show. It's called Bottle Caps Anonymous. It's not a pop culture. Right.

And city is live. So it's like, you find it. You're like, it's on turtle TV. It's a new system. No one even has. It's like, well, I'm talking to the main turtle today. So you know so much about TV, which is why we wanted to bring you on here to talk. Best movie on Bravo. And they've had some good people join the network this season or this year.

Some excellent ones. And I was pretty impressed with the list. And I think that they all bring something some more than others though. Yes. Yeah, well let's go through the nominees. We've got Charlie from Vanderpump Rules. I think that Charlie brings a young energy. I love the way that she would eviscerate Jacks in a scene, bringing up the fact that he's old and weathered

and should probably not be serving drinks at a restaurant anymore. And for that, I salute her. Yeah. She uses, she uses ageism, but in a way that I think we can all appreciate, you know, I didn't mind it at all. I didn't mind it at all. Yeah, when a weapon is used against somebody, you don't like it suddenly great again, you know, like if she hit him with a bow and arrow, I hate those things, but I would have been like a bow and arrow, I hate those things, but I would have been like a bow and arrows Yeah, bow and arrows Elizabeth Vargas real housewives of Orange County. I love that she brought the cult aspect to the story And I would I would sort of like to investigate more into that

Although I don't think I'm invested enough that I want to see her ever on a show again But I did appreciate the cult reference and you you know, Ben, I love a good cult story. Yeah, it was, I was going to say it was a big year for cults. It was big, big cult. Huge. Cults are in this year. Then we had Garsell Bove from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I loved how regal she was and how she put someone in her third place in just, with just a look. But I didn't feel like she raised her voice enough.

And I feel like she needs to reveal much more about her previous lovers that were famous because I think that that's an essential part being a real housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, I just need her to shade Kyle Richards more. That's all I need her to do. Like I just love the way she'd be like, um, Kyle, you know, when you talk, when I talk, you know, one, you don't listen to me. And Kyle, be like, of course I do, Joanne.

It's like, good point. I love your fabrics. Uh, we've got John Prinkle of Southern charm. Uh, I disagree with that. Uh, I, he brings nothing to the show. I'm sure he's like a great guy to hang out with in Charleston. If you're not on a television show or watching a television show, but he doesn't, he doesn't bring enough.

And I have to be honest, I find his living quarters to be very dismal. And I feel like depending to have a show in Charleston, I want to see glamorous homes, incredible fabrics, and the fact that he feeds his children such disgusting food. And you could just tell like he sits on his couch and he scratches his nuts. And I just I'm not, I'm not interested in that. That's such a good way to put it.

I always say he's like a guy asleep in the bus station, you know? You don't really know if he's like lives there or if he's just like a single bad, he sees his kids once a year. He's, he, I think at the feeling like he's like a scammer He's, I think that feels like he's a scammer in the sense of just putting this like, there's like, oh, I'm just John Bringle.

I'm just like, fun dad, whatever. But secretly he's like an evil shark and he's just like, going after Madison and I feel like there's something evil about him. But then that scamming that makes me appreciate him because I like that in a reality star sometimes. But does he feel like he's motivated enough to be a scammer?

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I think she brought a tattoo near vagina, which I salute. She brought an X that doesn't seem to mind that she's bananas on the television. She brought great parents. And most importantly, she brought the teaky torches. So she's my front runner, because I think that she brought New York to a whole new level and gave Ramona a piece of what she's deserved

for years and years. Yes, agreed. Yeah, she came out swinging that one. And then next up, we've got Leva from Southern Draw. Now, I love Leva too. I think that Leva has the most beautiful clothing that I've ever seen on a Bravo reality show. Sorry, Beverly Hills, she beats you.

And I love the backstory of the business. I wish I could see her husband more. I love the way she beat you. And I love the backstory of the business. I wish I could see her husband more. I love the way she puts people in their place, but I want to see the fun side of love a more. I know it's there, but they haven't shown it yet. So yeah, I think she's gonna for a season housewife, you know, yes, she's one of a housewife. That's it. Yeah, she just has to have the second seat because it's kind of unfair isn't it? It's like everyone else is so close and tight knit. And then you put new people in there and it's

like, oh, hi girl who showed up at the party, you know, right? And then yelled at us because we're up too late and she's got to go run her business. Well, I like her. I think she seems very smart and she's funny and I dig her.

I'm just going to do the last two nominees really quickly. Luke from Summer House and Wendy from Real Housewives of Potomac. Luke doesn't give enough orgasms. And Wendy, I love the political background. I'm a DC girl, and I love that. So she's much more of a favorite position than Luke, even though he's really cute. Yeah. Yeah, looks cute, but that goes away. No fencing. Yeah, hope it doesn't, but it

will. Okay, but politics never dies, you know, never. Okay, so let's do the winner now. I should probably scroll up to see who it is. Wow, this one's. This is a landslide. And I expected it to be a win, but wow, this is great with 58%. It's Liam McSweeney. I know. Yes. Well done. Well done.

We knew. I didn't bother like weighing in as Leah. It was Leah. She was great. I think a lot of these people also had great debut, Scarcelle, etc. But Wendy, but Leah. Leah. It was a year of a lot of firings, but it was also a year of some pretty good

hiring. Oh, well done. Yeah. Very well done. Okay. Yeah, it was a year of a lot of firings, but it was also a year of some pretty good hiring so oh well Yeah, very well. Okay. Thank you so much for being here. I love you. We love you forever. Thank you Thank you Podcast We all the life with Kei Kei see hey should we check in real quickly on our bartenders, see how Tom and Ariana are doing on the side there? Yeah! Yeah!

Oh, yes! Captain Sandevol. Right, that's right. Oh, man, I got another really good one here. I'm trying to keep it really classy. Okay. Especially now I need a drink, because the FBI I've got my cat for storming the

Capitol. Oh yeah, our piercing theorist. Yeah, she's like, oh my god. Your cat is like a friend of on a housewives show. Yeah, wait a minute. It's not lady really from the housewives. Yeah, we have a young dog who's like very impressionable, so we kind of have to keep them separated. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man.

This guy, you're going to love this one. I figured this one out working at Buddy in Mine used to do this at TGI Fridays. No. Oh, man. So we know that it's going to be good. Oh, you have mudslide? No. No, but you wish.

You're moving up in the world for sure, from the last stop, that is definitely better. Thank you. Okay, but this is the beginning. Who knows that he's gonna put with this. So you take the monster. You take some $300 cognac. Yeah, got some honey there.

And to blame it on later. Yeah, so there we go. And then you're going to add the secret ingredients. Oh my god. Yeah. Right, you're going to take the banana red. Banana red. Yeah, we did through so much society. Like 2021's good liquor and then you find some, you know, crap crap 711 and there you go Do you guys know why it's called mad dog 2020 because the guy

It's the guy who invented its initials and then it's 20% alcohol and 20 ounces mad dog Oh, wow, I thought you were trying something else literal Like a trick to it. Hmm Why would you ever do that as delicious? What we're talking about new testing, you know, and you're in a sailor hat and or a captain's hat And you know what it almost might be time for you to practice saying,

do your food. Yeah, do your food. Get a little below deck action in there. Yeah, I'm down switching up. Yeah, I want to be a guest. Yeah. Oh my God, you guys should try to be a guest. And you can serve me.

Don't worry. Yeah. All right, go change. It me. Okay. Yeah. All right. Go change. It's time to change it. Okay. Next up for our next award. Now, this girl is, you know, Ben has always said, this is the funniest person that he's ever met.

And I would have to agree. This lady is hilarious. We all know and love her. Midnight snack is her podcast. She was on the few She's always on something she's on serious XM. You can find her show there She's everywhere her name is Michelle Collins to present the most uncomfortable romance take it away Michelle We. Hi guys, it's Michelle Collins coming at you from a lower angle, surprising I know. I tried to use my arm, but it's flopped on USA. You can maybe recognize me from my many social media accounts at Mishkall where I frequently

tweet and Instagram about the housewives. I'm so thrilled to be a part of the crappies this year. I even saved the car that I did last time. It's about Tom. Those were the good old days, but we're back. So let me redo the nominees. I get to do most uncomfortable romance, which to me, it's pretty exciting as you can imagine. Let's just start. Adam and Jenna from Below Dex Sailing Yacht. You know, I thought that I would never get sick and tired of seeing two people do a doggie style in the galley.

And Jenna and her very round, long eyes really proved me wrong. Bronwyn and Sean from Real Housewives of Orange County, I mean uncomfortable is one way to put it. That's what you want to call it. For me, the problem wasn't even Bronwyn's sexuality. It was Sean's survivor necklaces. I can't put that for me is what made me uncomfortable. By the way, if Bronwyn wants to text me the info for her dealer, I'm listening. I do have a lip pimple. I know

all of you saw it. I'm so sorry. It is not herpes. Okay, Destiny and Sam from Shaws of Sunset. Destiny, she tried it, she tried it and Sam, look, we love a frosted tip, we love an OG Ryan C. Crest vet. For me, it didn't work. Elizabeth and Jimmy, my thing with Elizabeth and Jimmy from Orange County, if she's already gonna donate the Lamborghini or whatever it was, she should also just donate Jimmy because every time they cut to him he looks like the little boy in the basement in ransom.

I don't think he wants to be there or with her. We've got Jessica and Rob, arguably the hottest couple on this nominee list. Again, too hot to work, I think. They were just too hot and too dumb to work. Kelly and Rick from Real Housewives of Orange County, I don't They were just too hot and too dumb to work. Kelly and Rick from Real Housewives of Orange County, I don't know why they would be considered uncomfortable other than that. They've probably killed about 80,000 people in their local old age home from Corona. Mark and Kenya from Real Housewives of Atlanta, I see nothing wrong with them. I'll

be honest. I hope they don't win because I don't find them as uncomfortable as some of these other couples. For example, and our final nominee, Mary and her husband, Slash, grandfather. I don't really have a lot to say about that. It's not my thing. I wish her and her wardrobe and this man a lot of luck in life, because I can't afford to be cursed by a cult leader. Okay, that's it, I'm Michelle Collins. Thanks again, guys. Congratulations to our winner. Whee! Oh, Michelle. Oh, my God. I'll just be watching that over and over again. Kill it.

She killed it. Ronnie, who's your pick for most uncomfortable romance? Most uncomfortable. I'm going to go with Jess and Rob. You know, I think because we had to, like, sit through it. But it was more on our screens than the other ones. I mean, it was just so much of my time, it was so much of my day, gross, gross,

my least favorite kind of couple. I'm gonna go with Mary and her grandfather husband. It's all there in the words, grandfather husband. grandfather husband, her grandfather husband. I'm going with Mary and a grandfather husband I think I've just been so used to Erica and Tom that that barely even registered with me honestly Okay, so Ben you want to read the winner of this one's sure I got my I got I got it I got it Ron I got my little okay winner of most uncomfortable romance is

of most uncomfortable romance is. But... By a landslide, Barry and her husband, grandfather, from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Bradley Fair. Yeah. That is right. That is what you call an uncomfortable romance. Okay.

And now, our next category, we are talking best off camera influence and here to read the nominees is a cast member from summer house and Bravo chat room Hannah burner take it away Hannah Wee! Hi guys, it's Hannah Burner from Summer House and it's an honor to be hosting the most RUCHIT award show! Um, who is? Anyway, I just love Ronnie and Ben so much. I'm a huge fan and then making fun of me is pretty much the only thing that brings me joy. So let's get to it.

I am going to announce the best off-camera influence nominees. First we have Oliah Shuri, Shaz of Sunset, Small but Powerful. Big Pharma, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which I'm scared of. Carl's Finger from Summer House. That was graphic. Oh God. Okay. Um, Sharice Jackson Jordan, Real Housewives of Potomac, CJJ, Faith Stowers, Band of Pump Rules. Mary time law, below Doug Mediterranean. Tamar Judge will housewives of OC. Girl, don't be workin' like I gotta check. And the queen, or should I say princess, Tinsley Mortimer from Real Housewives of New York.

Let's see if you guys picked. Wee. Yeah. All right. Thank you, Hannah. Thank you, Hannah. Thank you, Hannah. Off camera. Influence. Thank you, Hannah. Who would you pick, Ben? It's actually for me. I'm going to go with Sharice. Shasha, that's that upon.

Shasha was, it was cited in every major fight and argument. The whole, everything seemed to boil down to Shasha on batomic. So I actually think even though Tamra did some great off camera work, Shasha, Shasha really, if it weren't for Shasha, where would we be? I'm giving it to Sheree Jackson. Jordan, I would give this one to, um, God, I don't know. I was going to say Tamra, but you know what, she really, she got the season off to a good start, I guess camera and Ali Aschore did some good off camera work But he eventually brought it all on camera. So I'm not gonna vote for him. So yeah, I'll go with you

I'll go with you on that one. Tha tha is that on It's not a one that upon Ronnie. Why don't you read the results of best off camera influence? Okay Winner is and they wanted to read the results of best off-camera influence. Okay. The winner is... Mary Time Law from below deck Mediterranean. Oh, Mary Time Law. Mary Time Law. I'm sorry, we couldn't give it to you, Shasha, because Mary Time Law requires that we give it to Mary time law. Sorry.

And now let's move on to the, is this the best or the worst, the worst story line. And here to present the nominees for worst storyline is a lovely lady, love this lady a long time ever since her stint on. The classic real housewives of Miami, it's Liam Black, take it away, Liam! Guess who? It's me, Liam Black from Miami! You know, people wait all year for the Emmys, for the Grammys, for the Pulitzer Prize, for the Nobel Prize, for the Oscars, I wait all year for what, what happens, the crappies nominees. So today I'm announcing to you the worst storyline.

There's a lot of competition right now. You know, you've got the whole White House storyline going on, and that is nonstop 24-7 drama in chaos, soon to be over, thankfully. So the worst storyline this year, nominees are the coronavirus. Dana Max and Brett love triangle from Vanderpump Rules. Jackson Brett get married Vanderpump rules. Jackson Brit get married Vanderpump rules. Wondering Robin in general, whatever that means, from Potomac and Kyle and Amanda plan a wedding from Summerhouse. Nima has daddy issues from the show. So I'll

leave it to your creative judgments to decide who's the winner. Good night everybody. Love you. Love you. Thank you for doing that. Thank you. So to help us ring in or not ring in, it's not like the New Year, but to help us discuss who should win worst storyline or what should win worst storyline? Please welcome Courtney and Mary also known as two judgy girls. Hey

Let's go Oh Courtney decided not to join She should be right there Courtney. Oh, I guess you get one judgy girl You will get one wow this was your plan all along, Leslie. Oh, Kiel says, or Kyle says she's right. This is how I get her out. It's just one jetty girl moving forward.

I think just the near mention of Jackson Brittany getting married just froze her screen and just caused her computer to melt into a bed. Can we talk about predictions for the name? Yes. Okay, so the dance name is Ronald, the past. So, is he gonna go Ron? Ron, Jason, Ron, Kouchy? Ron, Kouchy, please don't be a Ron.

I mean, I'm a Ronny, I'm not a Ron, I'm a Rondole, or a Ronny, I'm not a Ron, but still. You know, sometimes people will still call me that, like, hey, Ron, and I'm like rondole or a ronnie. I'm not a ron but still you know sometimes people will still call me that like Hey, Ron and I'm like gross die. I just don't want anything with my numerology anywhere I'm gonna go with velvita Corn corn Drink what it's gonna be fucking corn

That's a funny like I can see them doing some puck cuz it's like hockey But it's also like a nine from real world. No, but yes, or like like Axel Rose or, you know, something very LA. Do you believe I have an ongoing theory that now that they are off fan of pump rules, that they are trying to get, originally I was gonna say trying to get a show on Great American Country, but they have been pushing,

Jack's been pushing so hard for an HDTV show. Every single thing he does, you guys. This is so us. This is so us. It's awesome. It was me, like, it is literally known that Mary and I are the worst with tech that I'm just gonna say,

it was me, Karotna Videris. I did it. I'm sorry everyone. We were also coming up with names for Jackson Britonies future child and if that is not a way to curse your live broadcast. This is the entire show got blocked by jacks. We literally got blocked by jacks by ourselves. You're like, I was like 2017. Oh, my God. I know it's time for us all to move on. I think you guys, I love your mispat pajamas. Those are so cute. Why did you do that? Tonight. Why didn't I wear mine? Yeah. I do not have bueller on them yet. I bought them for gifts and that shouldn't cheap. I mean girl 200 and then I gave them to the girls like I bought them for and they're like oh thanks

Like excuse me that was like this is good tour What were we talking about we were talking about what to name Jackson's baby? Yes, I had said, they'll believe the broadcast ended while I was saying they'll be and then I got corn Mary and I said corn at the same time. At the same time. Yeah, that's a good one.

But let's get to matters on hand. Worst storyline, hot takes. Let's start with Mary. What do you think is the worst storyline of the nominees? You guys, this, I mean, Jackson, Burton, again, Mary, the fact that they're so married, they're having a baby. Like, that is why you'll to me.

I will say, I feel bad for the people mid-Corona, they had to stop production. Oh, see, Southern charm. You can definitely like, feel this, like, we have to get together for one party. Everyone get Corona tested. We can only shoot one thing. So like, but also I don't want to watch Corona virus. We're living Corona virus. I try to letter to God. Like what are you going to do? Complain upstairs girl. Courtney, what about you? Kyle and Amanda plan a wedding. Like,

we know you're going to break up. We don't care. You know, wedding should be fun. This will not be fun. Okay. That's just my thought. Not fun. Wedding should be fun. By the way, weddings have no one has ever said a wedding should be fun. Okay. Wedding should. But it's like new years. Yeah, it's like new Year's. New Year's should be fun. As long as there's an open bar and a dance floor. That makes it fun. That makes it fun, right? A cash bar, if you're a kid,

like I never go into a canvas event, ever, no cash bar for me. Yes, that's a very good point. I also want to point out by the way that if coronavirus does not win, that means that whatever does win is worse than coronavirus. Just want to highlight that. And honestly, Jackson is so like, too crowded is you can feet in Dallas. Well, that's 2021.

Oh, that'll be it. And by the way, I love the chicken feet in Dallas scandal. That's like my favorite so far. Feet gay. Don't do that to gas. Not bullying. I feel like PK is going to hear about like the chick, like the feet gay and he's going to hit his feet gay. Like no, not what you're thinking. PK is so shoot. So great. He's going to have like a little bump in his in his fupa.

Ronnie, Ronnie, do you have a hot take on worse than one? I know the feeling. PK. Mine is at least everything else here gave something. I feel like Dana Maxonbrett was the laziest. And it's like it's your first day at work. You can at least have some energy. Dana, I mean, Dana and one of them tried the dumb one,

the dumb tall one. Oh, we're all dumb and tall. Yeah. We got the every profile of the Vanderpump role. Yeah, which dumb and tall one were you talking about? I tried, but Dana and Max were both like, Hey, you want to fuck? Yeah. But I don't know if I'm looking for a girlfriend right now. That's cool. I don't fucking care. Hey, why are you

where are you pushing me? I thought you wanted to be my fucking boyfriend. It's like, and then your necklace in the cat cat cat letter. I don't know why I can't talk cat litter and the toilet. Yeah, I like that move. That was a good that was good. It was a good move. But I'm 40 set. I'm 46. I forgot my

age. Like I want to see somebody like it poisoned. You know what I mean? Like I mean, I mean, that's not the next step. Is that not the next step? Like a nice apple poison apple. Like let's get some, we could put it on Disney Plus. I love you. Oh yeah. Brandt out.

Brandt out. Yeah. I totally think that Dana Max and Brett should have to Disney Plus. Okay, my, my choice guys, I have, this is not, this is not a, this is predictable. Jackson Brittany, I'm sorry. It went on for so long. It went on

for like a beyond even a season. It was just so predictable. We knew exactly how it was going to play out. And it did. There were no surprises. There was nothing interesting. Why was Larry Burkhead at the wedding? Yeah, that was a great question. Those were like high-level. Yeah. Yeah. It's just gone on its predictable arc and I just feel like it was with us for too long. I think that Salt Lake City, not Salt Lake City, someone got married really quickly. I don't remember who it was, but one episode done. It's not like City.

Or they were new to their vows or something. But that's like Kiss of Death. You can't renew your vows. Oh, I know. Because Whitney and Justin are such a forever couple. I think she really likes them. I do too. I think it's like, yeah, I think so too.

Whitney, is my favorite housewife in Salt Lake? Wow. OK, Mary, we are going to have to bottle this up and put this into, look, Courtney's got. Courtney's got this. And she's got a crossfit on before this broadcast before this broadcast gets destroyed again by Courtney let us Ronnie will you read the results of worst storyline. Sure okay ready. The winner beating

coronavirus for the worst storyline of the year is Jackson Brick gets married. Congratulations you two. I mean, that is quite a feat. Coronavirus was a was a solid number two followed by Dana and Max and the Brett love triangle. So there you go. That's fair. That's fair. Just goes to show. All right, Mary.

Thank you for coming. Love you. One judgey girl. I, you guys, I think you're what? I said, love you, Koi. Me, bye Koi. I hope you guys get back on the road soon. And I have a good feeling about you.

Fall 2021. Yeah. Let's hope that we'll talk about our exam grand soon with the party with you soon. And I love your art in the background. Thank you. That was we are so hilariously janky. Let's move on to this is a good one. I'm not looking good. You feel the excitement in the air rondle. Can you? Two Zedigress. Okay, worst Bravo Liberty. This is called us. This category is Paul Venon, Waniokai.

Um, well, you know what, I have to say, this was supposed to be MJ from Shaw's, but she couldn't get Bravo permission quickly enough and she just texted me. This is so MJ, by the way. She just texted me, this is so MJ by the way. She just texted me, oh my God, I'm in. I got blessing from my bosses, gonna send this over to you with ladies dancing and heart emojis. Girl, we in the show.

Well, do you want to? We'll put it on Instagram later. There already, okay. An hour and 45. For already, if we already had it, I would just hold it up here later. There are two. Okay. An hour and 45. For audio, like how we do that. If we already had it, I would just hold it up here to play it for you. But thank you MJ for trying. It becomes an honor.

You just put it up on the screen. We'll just pretend we'll all pretend that that happened during this category. Oh, for MJ, but thanks for trying MJ. Love ya. Look, Ronnie's screen is crying. Okay. Hmm. Okay, let's screen is crying. Okay. Okay, let me get some nominees here. Worst brother liberty in 2020. Yeah.

All right, here we go. This is a good category. Worst brother liberty. I'm just gonna, how about we just go read through them and prognosticate at the end. Okay. Okay, we'll just pick our picks. So we've got Brian Malarkey,

chopped chef. Candace Dillard, real housewives of Potomac, Jack Taylor, Vanderbomb rules, Kyle Richards, real housewives of Beverly Hills, Malia White, below deck Mediterranean, Nini Leaks, real housewives of Atlanta, Resifara on Shaws of Sunset. And Teddy, Hi, I'm Teddy, Melon Camp, real housewives of Beverly Hills. Well, congratulations, everybody.

It's just an honor to be nominated. I'm gonna go with Resa Gross. Resa's Gross. Resa was the grossest this year. Really gross. Resa was really, really gross, but I feel gross. Raza was the grossest this year. Really gross. Raza was really, really gross, but I feel like being the worst of the year, you have, it's not just like, okay, it's not just being gross.

You have to look at, I feel like there's like different segments and being gross is part of it. It's like you know, in Survivor where you have to like, out, out, out, out last, out, out, out, last, out, play, out, play, out, out, you just lost Survivor, congratulations. Yeah. Listen, I'm notlast, outplay, out with outplay. You just lost survivor, congratulations. Listen, I'm not Chelsea Marsner, okay? But, you know, there's like components.

So, Resa definitely wins the gross one, but I think, homelessness is worse. But I think he's worse because of the outing of the abortion thing, but also just trying to get someone kicked off the show while it's going while she's having a baby like all that stuff was just bad. And it didn't lead to a good season. It led to a really disjointed bad season. I actually, I actually thought it was a great season.

I was, I actually thought Shaw's this is the best season they've had in a while, but whatever. We can talk about that elsewhere. Gosh, you know, Jack's Taylor is the best season they've had in a while, but whatever we can talk about that elsewhere Gosh, you know Jack's Taylor is always a perennial favorite. There's nothing he does. That's really redeemable and he blocked us, which is like so rude You're never gonna let that one go. I am petty. He blocked the wrong person. No, it's fine But gosh, I feel like I feel like this was the year that I fully embraced the, you know, Kyle Richards is the worst. I think that you brought that out in me. And I really like that. And I kind of want to see it through. So I'm going to just give it to Kyle Richards just because

it's been really fun for me. Okay. So I gave it to Reset. You gave it to Kyle. Why don't you tell us who the audience gave it to and the winner of the 2021 crappy for worse Bravo Liberty is Jack's Taylor He really is this whole show has been about hating on Jack's. And you know what? It's felt good so far. Okay, so next up, let me see what we have. Okay. Oh, this is a good one. We have Worst Bravo Show.

Worst Bravo Show. And this is a great one to give to one of the most hilarious ladies, I know I keep saying that. Now I can see why people who host say shit like that like we We really love this person and this is You gotta say my friend Jackie Shemmel from the bitch Bible here to present present the award for worst Bravo Show of the Year. Let's throw it over to Miss Jackie Shemel of the Bitch Bible. Take it away.

Hi everyone. I'm using this pillow to guard my lady on my tits because I'm really menstrual and that's just, you know, it's one of those nights. My category is worst Bravo Show. I don't know why these fuckers Ben and Ronnie keep giving you such negative categories because I'm so inherently positive and such a guiding, guiding light. But that's fine. I want to get personally. And the nominees for Worst Bravo Show are below deck, sailing yacht, haven't seen it. Can't get awayaway missed that one. Don't be tardy. Just can't deal. Real housewives of Orange County.

Not a great season where the fuck is there a piano Heather to bro and spy games also missed that one. My personal selection would be from this list. Probably Camp Getaway because that just sounds terrible and it inflames my call in just from the title. But what have you decided? Let's have a look! Let's have a listen! Let's have a listen. All right, we're a Bravo soap. And what would you give it to you out of these? Wow.

Um, you know, there's part of me that wants to just give it to Don't be tardy because it represents everything that I hate And it's a terrible show. And I don't know why it stays on and shows like Southern Charm, Nola, don't get to stay on. And so there's part of me that wants to say that. There's also part of me that says, why do we have spy games?

Why did that happen also? And I have to say, I tried with spy games, okay? I tried that one. And that show didn't even know what it was doing. It's like people just showed up and we're like, what should we do today? I don't know, how someone still paper clips from another person and then lie about it.

And then another person can scale a building. What it says. It made no sense, but I think I have to go with Don't Be Tarty because it kind of represents everything I hate. Well, I didn't watch Don't Be Tarty, Shocker. Why would I? And you know, like I get it, it's terrible. Too easy.

But the one that enraged me the most, I mean, below Dexceling you. I thought it was just terrible. And you know what? Below deck is the top show on Bravo. I think they do, they do a great job all the time with below deck. We love below deck, both versions. This one, stop. You know, it's like you're just shoving some crap down my throat because it says below deck

on it. Stop it. I hate it. And how dare you bring Adam back on my television set. How dare you? He used the, one of the grossest people you've had on Bravo And that's saying something so I'm gonna go with below dexaling. Yeah, I actually like blow dex telling Yeah, I don't think it was a far cry from the others

But I didn't hate it the way you did I didn't hate it the way you did although that's that song by Georgia really pushed me Okay, Ronnie will you give us the the winner of the winner of the winner of 2020? Don't be tardy. Sorry, Kim, Solsea. Congratulations. By a wide margin. Wide margin. Be a wide, wide margin.

Okay, speaking of wide margins, let's talk about some outstanding achievement in business. Okay, business is something that we can all appreciate, okay, because it makes things happen. All right, so let's talk business and here to give the nominees. So, outstanding achievement in business as a business woman herself. Miss Margaret Joseph's from Real Housewives of New Jersey. Take it away, Maj. How's standing achievement in business? So much to do these crappy words.

All in with Teddy, Teddy Mellon camp, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So now she's in the nominated. She's not even on the show. Don't be so sensitive. Hope she's not crying. Embellish hats by Robin Dixon, real housewives of Fachon. I didn't get ahead of you, Robin. Lajama Wiggs by Karen Feuder, real housewives of Fachon. Karen, I love a good hair piece. I mean, come on.

Do you think I actually rule this hair? Lemonade, picture by Shannon Bedore, real house a good hair piece. I mean, come on, do you think I actually rule this hair? Lemonade. Picture by Shannon Bedore, Real Housewives of Ose. Who doesn't love a little picture? Love a boy, Kyle Cook, and Amanda Patulin, Summer House. I mean, that's a bridge ring. They haven't sent me anything either. I don't know what's wrong with these people.

They don't read the awards. They think I have any positive water. Kelly Dodd, Real Housewives of the Ose. Now, Kelly should be drinking some positive water? You know what I'm saying? Resa be obsessed. Resa for on. Shaws of sunset.

I mean, I am obsessed with resa. And plus he has all that hair. So it's got to work. Sowing down. Oh, sowing down south. Craig Conn over. Southern charm. Well, that's what was sowing down.

I was like, ooh, down. Down town on Craig. He's the cutest, you know what I'm saying? Anything he does is perfect. Sown you by Sown you Morgan. Sown you Morgan. Real housewives of New York. was someone down, I was like, ooh, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,

down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, tracks that I've ever seen with Little Strike Downside. You know what I'm saying? The Capri Room at Book of the Beppa, by Dr. E. Cownsley, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I love a good lemon. I can't travel, I'm going there. These are all great nominees, congratulations to all of you.

So excited to see the winner. Pfft! Thank you, Mars! Classic! You know what? If I see one whale in these nominations, I'm quitting this show. Tell me that right mods. Classic. You know what? If I see one way out in these nominations, I'm quitting this show. Tell me that right now.

Right. Thanks, Mars. What do you think, man? What would you choose? These are so fun. There's a part of me that's just like, always rooting for Sonya by Sonia Morgan. She finally gets into Century 21.

And Century 21 closes. God, how do you not root for that? But you know what, for me, it's a pretty clear choice. There is one business, spirit of entrepreneurialism, that really captivated me, really captured my imagination, really made me want to go out and do something, make a mark in the world. And that would be

the caprey room at Bukka de Pepo PK will show you to the lemon room I think a bit Yeah, I would have to give it to Capri too. I mean it was just hilarious to watch we still talk about it Pretty much, I mean at least once a week Love it. I think that the actual best business is probably love a boy because lover boys actually showing up in regular stores now. Like I can buy that now. Well, it's really more about what your favorite businesses.

Yeah, my favorite, the Capri room. That shit was hilarious. But finding out that the brick Brooks Mark tracksuit was ripped off from Givenchy was pretty funny to you. So, let's see here the winner is, is it my turn? I think it's yours this time. Okay. It's not who cares. The winner is by a pretty large margin too, God, you guys love the person. Sewing down south, Craig Conover. Craig Conover. Wow, he really keeps people.

Love, love. Yeah, he did a great job. People, you know what, in time of Corona, we all need a good pillow, so I guess that makes sense. You know, Sonia by Sonia Morgan came in a solid second place, followed by the capy room and followed by love or boy, so look, it sort of was all covered. It was all covered. What's next here? Do you want to check in with our bartenders

before we do our next segment real quickly? Yeah, sure. All right bartenders. Oh, it's a double caution. My God, it's the, wait, you guys are great. I love that you guys are ready. You're talking about jacket. My Tom Tom, my jacket. Oh, there's a sequence. I brought you're showing everyone my boobs. Sorry, Zach. Guys, I got a really, really top, top knot drinker. He was just pouring something that looked truly tragic

and frightening. It is. He got the context in. Yeah, you're so cute right now. You've got Dorek Kemsley hair and a crazy vampire eyes. I'm loving you. So, so this is a great one. You do a little bit of a Bailey's by a great one I'm not I'm glad you have a lot of bathroom no no don't do it you're doing a cement mixer aren't you yeah yeah you're lying oh he's doing the cement mixer right you're heading right you're heading right into the jaws of the monster dude look at the see guys know what happens when you mix fields.

Oh, everyone, yeah. Oh, you never jump on that spoon, you pulled it out. I'm not taking, look. Oh, no, Tom, don't do this to yourself. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Cheers. Alright, we'll catch you two crazy kids and then a couple. Can I have a mom? Yes, you can. God, could you imagine if Tom's mom was watching this?

God help. I could actually. So you guys, let's, okay, so we've had a lot of fun tonight. We've been poking fun and obviously we love all these shows. We love all these things. We're just poking fun. But, you know, we want to get serious for a moment because a lot of stuff happened in Bravo this year. And a lot of Bravo shows had to say goodbye to many of their cast members, you know?

Yeah, it was super sad. And you know what? Sometimes you have to have some really good friends to talk about it with. And we're not going to even talk about it because our friends are musical friends. And last year they performed as the crappies. This is a live band at the show. And we could not do another show without the crappers

back in our lives to send off some of Bravo's greats. Take it away, the crappers. I'm thinking I'm just sitting, I was sitting Lady I'm locking, Dallas John Podessian, real housewives of New York I'll leave sleep, real housewives of New York Shools down, somewhere else Southern shore, no land You go to the water, wonder what to do? You want to know what to call When all my dreams are shattered

When I see the stars and all I am I so scared to be close to you? Real miles of you, so close to you, real close Next to the kindness of you, can you remember me? Are you real? She'll see my stir,ars leave forever, you work Stocks is shorter, and above all is Christian Dining, and above all is Jack's dealer, and above all is

You're the one who know all about you The one I wanna go When all my dreams are shattered I wanna see them lose it all Why am I so scared? To them in close to you Real about you So close to you

Real close So close to you, real close Breaking heart rate, interpop rules Max Boyan's, Pedro Rose Brett Caprioni, Pedro Pobrini's Hella Blanca, Pedro Rose Fender popperness, Have a block cut, Fender popperness, Jog, Fender popperness,

You're running wild, And man, Here you go, The low jackman. Why am I so scared? Oh, why am I so scared? Why am I so scared? Parker, Laura, she, Peter, and Avery,

the Lurk men, extended the earth. He had a fear, below tech men, he jostained below tech. Either were so, and landed. Needing weeks again, and land up, to the east retreats, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills,

Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, Bowing in as tight as the mountain can, Beverly Hills, What are we gonna do here without the ring to met me?

You are the one I won't regret you, the one I won't let go, when all my dreams are shattered When I seem to lose it all, why am I so scared? Why am I so scared? Should be close to you, pray upon you, so once to you Real close This one's for you, no, no, and jingy. Wow. Wow. Absolutely beautiful.

That was the best thing that's ever happened to me at this show. And you know my favorite part about that? So that was Katie and Walter. And they sang Daniel Stobbs Seminole song, close to you. And yet we forgot to include Daniel Stobb, as she did retire from the housewives. But her presence was there. She'll be back.

She'll be back. She'll be back. She was included in that beautiful song. I mean, that really was just beautiful. You guys, great work. I actually want a recording of that now. Which I have. This is being recorded! I won!

I like that so many people were asked from Van and Prompt Rules that it extended across two segments, two versus. That was exciting. Okay, so we're very excited. Our next topic, we're now getting into the real big categories here. Yes. This is a new one for us because we as a podcast, we expanded out of Bravo this year and we started talking about some shows on Netflix and Hulu and places like that. So we have decided to create a category called Best Non Bravo Show. And we did leave out my octopus teacher, which probably was one of our, I think both of us can say that's one of our favorite times that we've ever had

on the show recapping that. So if you need something, F and to go listen to that that I mean we touched ourselves not the gross way but we were like that was really special. We did not include that but it's not really shows like a documentary okay. Okay. Don't what documentary is about the ocean. Okay. Alright so let's go over these first of all we have oh wait, but we have guests. We have guests duh. I'm so sorry I'm not even drinking. This is what happens when I'm sober. Okay. Let's please invite our guests on Sorry to say it, but my dear friends. We love these boys Jake Anthony and Matt Marr, they're really good people. They're really hilarious comics. And they had a podcast called 90 Day Gays, which they just turned into reality Gays. They've really been going crazy this year.

Everyone's found them and I'm so happy for them and so excited for them. And they have been killing it. So please for this beautiful category of best non bravo show that we covered, please welcome the reality Gays,, Matt Mar and Jake Anthony. Welcome. Welcome. What is? How was the time?

I'm in the heart. Hello. Hello. I just, I just sound like an old man. Hello, ladies. Oh, we had so much fun. We had so much fun. We had so much fun.

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That is the plan. All right, so let's go over these nominees. Shall we begin? Took a long. Yes, we're just going to read through the nominees and then we'll all talk about them afterwards. OK, sure. So our nominees are Emily and Paris selling sunset.

My favorite. Taste the nation. Taste the nation. The time. Relax me. Didn't see it but like her. The great fresh bake off. Yeah.

Spongebob. Hi, that is something we actually know a lot about Yeah, we both both podcasts dual. Okay, let's have a tiger King dual bitch It's really piss off that he didn't get that you know Did you see that he had the big limo there waiting for him to get like ardent God bless him God was waiting for a Trump and I was actually surprised that Trump didn't pardon him. I mean, you know, of all of the disappointments, there was like a lot of disappointment in the QAnon community because nothing came through that QAnon said what's going to happen? Trump actually left like not everybody was shocked. Oh yeah, not yet. Biden is now a part of it, I read.

Not according to people in my house right now. Right. But one of the biggest shocks to me was that Joe did not get pardoned. I really thought he was going to get pardoned. Well, I also thought that Joe Judeys might get pardoned from real housewives of New Jersey. Me too. I thought Joe Judeys.

Well, he basically pardoned everyone, but like the evil zookeeper or the carnival Barker in Dumbo. So, you know, I got in around to almost everybody. Yeah, who tried to execute elephants. So, you know, everyone had a chance. It was kind of surprising. They didn't get around to him. He just picked over the jays.

He went right to the Ls and little win all that. Exactly. Exactly. God bless Joe, expecting it. What do you guys think of these nominees? Who would be your best Bravo show? Non-Broadows Show? That's non-Broadows Show.

It's for me, it's selling sunset because I watched every single episode of That Garbage. And it was so good. It's for me it's selling sunset because I watched every single episode of that garbage and It was so good. It's so terrible. You have aspiring drag queen Christine Quinn mop with to can stand up by itself Heather So many things self-standing mom many things. Self-standing mom. And as a Roman, a Roman like a broom with a penis in abs like could he so stupid?

And Mary, who's just an Adderall filled wonder. My heart says selling sunset. I mean, I want it's hard because, you know, taste the nation. I like that show because it makes me feel guilty for eating burrito so they don't get fast. That was my favorite one two where she was like really, where did burritos really come from? Yeah, conversation in a tour. Yeah, like I watch that show

and then I went and got Panda Express at Vons and I felt like an asshole. Like just a white privilege asshole. And I'm like, I'm kidding, I just want to sell it. This is a creation of my Ag rest rest. So even that's good for my body. I mean, I have to say, I have to say Tiger King,

because eight was a phenomenon. And B, I lived 20 say I had to say Tiger King because eight was a phenomenon and B I live 20 minutes from Tiger King in Oklahoma. So There's there's just a pile of leftover math over there. They're ransoming him to pay for the limo. Yeah, that would be our, what are your picks? What are your picks? I have to say, I also loved Tase Nation because, first of all, I'm obsessed with Padma Lakshmi

and my favorite thing that happened in the entire show was the Persian episode where she was in Westwood. She's walking around Westwood and she's being all cool. Today, I Padma Lakshmi, I'm gonna go to Westwood but they call it Tarangilus and here I am being an effortlessly beautiful model and she gets out of the car and her shirt catches on the door of the car she goes hey my shirt got caught on the car she's not a natural comedian.

There was the episode where she walked all around. Sam, I'm just gonna say, what's Chapsuwi? What is Chapsuwi? What is it? I'm not gonna say that. I asked those questions so deep. Oh, hey, can I ask you, come here. Can I ask you something?

What is Chapsuwi? But the funny thing is it's actually an excellent show. It is a good show. I need to watch it. I didn't see it. But that being said, I have to choose Selling Sunset. Yeah, so it just like took over my life. You know, I have to say Selling Sunset too, because it really went to show that one of my long-time theories is true.

It doesn't really matter how good you look when you're born. It matters how hard you work to look just decent. You know what I mean? Like, don't eat anything. Fill your face, get a weave, get the things, get some shitty clothes that are like $20,000. And people will at least be tricked into thinking you're hot.

You know? And I thought, you know what? I'm just gonna let my arms completely go. And now I can barely pick things up anymore. It doesn't matter. You just throw yourself the most narcissistic wedding in history, and it will be one of the best episodes of television ever.

You just, you just, you just take that little girl out there and rural Pennsylvania, the, she's going to move to L.A. now. Thanks, Ronnie. We all met that girl. You know we've all done for that, miss. Cause she goes, oh my God, I love gay guys. And I'm like, Jesus. Oh no.

We've all been guilty of taking that girl to the fault line at least. I just hope that Groschelle was able to sell that gorgeous home on the corner of Coldwater and at more park. In that beautiful, quaint little non-cultus act known as Coldwater. I mean, it's a great house.

It's just a thing that comes out of the outside. Like, trucks are just burly down. It's like two blocks from the 405. It's like a blocks from the 405 No surprise here guys it's selling Sunset Congratulations everybody wow guys everyone thank you guys for coming Thank you Bradmas you guys are so fun you guys are so fun I can't wait that we all get together and great and we are and my friends. Thank you so much for having us my friends My friends

Until next time By quiz Oh my god those those two are nets. Love it. Okay, what do we have next year? Oh, next we have a really fun cat, another really fun category. We could not just give everything in the show to Real Housewives of New York like we do every year because every year, everything you guys just vote for New York for everything.

So this year, they have their own category called Guess what it's called. That's Real Housewives of New York for everything. So this year they have their own category called guess what it's called. That's real housewives of New York. Mom, okay. Okay. So here to present Best Real Housewives of New York moment is Southern Charms Gorgeous Game Patricia Allstool. Take it away Patricia. I'm Patricia from Southern Charm and I have the Exalted honor of announcing the best real housewives of New York moment and they are Durinda freaks out about tinsley at the finale party Durinda again imitates Luana's happy birthday addiction. Leah hurls a ravioli at Ramona while a gay sips a martini

in the corner. Leah throws tiki torches. Luana survives the night in Ramona's spider-filled basement lower level. Ramona celebrates her birthday with her 50 closest friends. Remounta wants somebody to hold her to love her to want her and to be with her. So you guess wasted on Halloween? Well that's a unique happening. So you hit on young hipsters at Lea's party as if that never happens to. Anyway, the winners are...

I love that. I love that. Sony gets wasted at Halloween as what broke her. Listen, we are huge Roni fans, but we know we're not the only one. So we have to call in someone who is as much of a Roni expert as we are. Which sounds really obnoxious for me to say. She's almost as much of a Roni expert as we are. He is wonderful, we love him, he is our podcast brother. Mr. Danny Paligrino of everything iconic. Danny! Danny!

Thank you! I love you. I'm with you so far, bro. Yeah, And I'm sitting here with my original the original golden crappy. I think this was this the first year. Oh my god That was that was your first year It truly did Ronnie of course he did I got even glue gun it back together because I know that shit fell apart It truly did Ronnie of course he did I got the glue gun out as soon as it fell apart I put it right back together. I think yeah, it's it's in my office and it's one of my most prized possessions. Oh, Danny. I love you. You guys so good to see you I'm honored to be here especially for Roni because you guys know I love Roni Roni, I mean this is like the fine wine of Bravo right here.

And what is that behind you? Is that an air pod, like an air pod paper weight? I love it, by the way. You know, it's like a, it's a speaker. It's like one of those like cold gifts or something. I got it for Christmas. It's a speaker, but it's shaped like an air, like an air pod or whatever.

Oh my gosh. I want to just point out that in honor of this category, but it's shaped like an air pad or whatever. Oh my gosh, I can't. I want to just point out that in honor of this category, I want to point out someone made this wonderful mug for us. And if you see, it is Sonia, Tinsley, and Leah in the pool in the Hampton. Okay, you guys. Can we just talk about, I know there's,

there was so much pressure on Roni this season. A lot of people thought it was a letdown, but as I'm like looking at this category, there were still so many memorable moments that like I'll remember forever from this past season of Roni. Like it really was a good season. I think we were all just sort of shell shocked

because of the Bethany thing, but. There was some of you. There was some of you all shocked over the Bethany thing. No, were you? I mean, I was fine with it. I was like, I was okay with it. But I was a little worried because it happened so close to when they started production. So I was like concerned about it not being as good,

just because I could imagine what a shit show for the producers. It's like the week before you're supposed to start filming. They already have it mapped out. And then it's like, well, I'm not coming back from the day before. It was like one day before. It's like, filming, they already haven't mapped out. And then it's like, I'm not coming back. I'm not coming back. It wasn't like one day before. It's like, bye, I'm leaving. Yeah, it was like, Scrummy went shame on you.

And now, twice, lady, seriously, she did it the first year. And then we had to adjust to Carol and Aviva and Heather. And at the time, everybody was like, oh, what a terrible season. And then now we look back on those

and we're like, those were classic amazing seasons. And I think that's gonna be like this. This is like Godfather Part II, right? It came out, was God like, you know, lukewarm reception, but now when we look back, it's considered one of the greatest movies of all time. I think Godfather's girl, that's what I'm trying to say. I'm gonna hear that.

I'm gonna try it. It is sort of sabotage though. It was kind of sabotage, I'm about to need part a little bit. I think she purposefully was like, yeah, if I It is sort of sabotage, though. It was kind of sabotage on Bethany's part a little bit. I think she purposefully was like, yeah, if I'm not going to be on it, I'm going to screw the show over. The show will always survive. The show has the show, because sometimes we do these like, we do a recap of like an

older show. And sometimes it'll be, and that's where like lost era of like season five and six. And we watch them. And those episodes are hilarious. This show always gives us moments that we will never forget. And I think that these nominations are proved that. And this doesn't even scratch the surface. We probably left out a good 10 things.

Just that we couldn't remember them all because there were so many, you know. And my favorite, I'm sure there's so many good ones. But my favorite is the Lou and the Lower Level. Because it's like not a big moment. It was just such a... That's... it's kind of the thing I love Housewives for, reminds me of that from... Count...

...for like, Jared, dinner table. Like, of course, the drama, but sometimes when it's like... ...the bow on a cake or Lou Ann's cold in the lower level, like... Like, tickles me so much. It's like, it was such a big deal that Luan's cold. I just remember when she was like this. And the spiders were coming down from the ceiling. I mean, she was so dramatic. And I think for me, another one,

it's just, it's not in this category because I think we put it in for best fight. I loved when Luan lost her shit about Sonya being in her show, and then she was like, she doesn't want to be in the show then fine. I don't need her in this show. It's just like this amazing, like, diva moment that you see in like a cheesy musical,

but it was really happening with Luan. That whole episode, that whole episode, Dorenda was like, you're a warrior. Dorenda's like wasted, Luan's wasted. Like, it was just, there were so many layers to it. And when Luan went and got her luggage to like, yeah, she was gonna leave. And Duran does was like all of a sudden the peacemaker

when she had been starting shit with everybody the whole year. It's like, oh, thank you. I can do three so many like that. I can do this, you know, yeah. You know, we didn't, we forgot to put the corn maze on here. The corn maze was kind of an epic disaster of a fight in an event.

Sonya taking a piss in the corn maze. For me, I think like I love the Ravioly moment because I just the idea that Leah threw Ravioly in a restaurant and the crowd asked cramped restaurant through that Ravioly and Ramona's face and Ramona barely even flinched, and then there's rumors that Ramona had actually pooped her pants like, and she was sitting in her own coop

with Ravoli on her face. It's amazing, and yet it's still not even, like, I think I still have to go with the Tiki torches. The Tiki torches was that moment of the season, where you're like, what is happening? You know, I think that Tiki torches are so good. You know, that's when we realized Leah's like, this crazy is the rest of them.

Yeah, and I feel like Leah really went in guns blazing to like be a big character on TV. And I looking back, it'll be interesting to see next season. I feel like kind of a viewer opinion of Leah has been shifting even just in the hiatus. Oh no, what stupid shit did she say? Did she do something? I mean, I don't think she even did anything.

I just know that I feel like people are kind of like, well, maybe she wasn't that great. That's just what I, I mean, sort of gathering. And so I wonder what it's going to be like this upcoming season. And I've heard some things about it. I've heard some things that are good. And I'm excited. Yeah, Derinda, you know, was so, she got to be so toxic and dark during the season that I was like, okay, she needs to go But now that now I'm like, oh no, I can't watch this with that Derinda like I'm having a hard time So I can't even call other people fickle because I'm literally the worst You're like Jennifer Connolly and Labrins where you're like, I hate this baby I hate this baby and then David Bowie comes and steals the baby. And she's like, no, I didn't mean it.

I didn't mean it. And then has to go through a maze to find Derinda. I shifted on Derinda, like literally a week after the last reunion in the aired. I was like, they can't get rid of her. Like up until that point, I was like, she needs to go. And then we didn't even have not one week off. And I was like, how dare they get rid of her.

I think she'll be back. I think she'll be back. I hope so. I hope so, because she's going even crazier not being on the show. Like her, you know, her only fans and her all this other stuff that she's doing is it's getting scary. Like she'll go on celebrity, she goes on like celebrity Instagrams and starts commenting all this crazy stuff. Oh my God. The commenting on Ramona's where she posted that video of Ramona that no one could understand what it was and then people were like, what does this mean?

And she just kept commenting back yep yep and everyone's like, we don't know what this means like it was so confusing. Did you see that live? She did with Teresa where they were selling a toaster oven. No, that's cheating brand Cheater brand Cheater brand all the way, but like seeing them try to communicate with each other and also sell a product over the social media platform, that it's not easy, you know, going on Instagram live, it's like always technical issues. And so seeing those two try to sell a toaster oven while making it seem like they were just catching up,

it was so funny to me. And I don't know if anyone like recorded it and saved it, but I was just getting such a kick out of it. It was the most bizarre and Durinda was like really trying to sell it and Trees is just like smiling. That was just so good. I said that I missed that. Okay, Ronnie, real quickly, what is your favorite of the season? Did you say it already? I mean, no, I didn't. I think that out of all of these are all classics, so this is going to sound like a weird one to pick, but I really loved Ramona's.

I just want someone to hold me, to love me, to want me. And then her opening line is like, I don't need a man. I just thought that was so fucking funny and so Ramona. And that's the kind of thing I'll be turning on Ramona and then she does something like that. And it's like, I can't, she's perfect for this show, even though I hate her so much. She's like the worst person.

She is like the worst person. The worst person, but wow, I mean, she is just so hilarious. I actually feel like that moment, Ronnie, was a hilarious moment that I feel like should have been turned into a thousand memes and kind of got lost. And it was, it was this amazing, it sounded like she was reciting lyrics to a 90s R&B song. And it was like a remodeling.

I thought it was like Shakespearean monologue, like it was so long and like Elise was just sort of consoling her. I mean, we had the other ladies, those other ladies who looked like they were maybe going to become friends of it was like an audition, right? Because there was that one lady came in and was like, hey, what's going on? Yeah, I'm a crazy sassy lady and then we never saw her again. Yeah, I think that's when Elise got hired because she said that she wasn't even hired to be a friend of. She was just somewhere talking to Ramona and they said, hey, why don't you come back and do this again?

I think it was that that she came back. I wish they would have had one or two more last season Like I think they needed even just more friends of I felt like yeah, it felt like the cast was too pair down and also I didn't understand I mean we talked about Bethany, but it's like if she wasn't getting that huge paycheck shouldn't there Have been extra money to throw around to some friends up to come and be You know, they don't pay you until like year five. And then they give you teacher salary. And they're like, Hey, then Andy says things like, Hey, you're rich. Well, I'm going to come on.

You're wealthy now. It's like Andy, the teacher down the street who had to buy her own construction paper for her class makes more money than Durin. At least for the whole season, she just got like a Buffalo Wild Wings gift card. And that's all. He has a Lisa's tips on how to eat wings. What's your favorite? Mine's the lower level because I just all forever think of Luianne just going like this.

Like she was shivering cold and it's stupid and it's non It's so inconsequential, but I loved it. Yeah, okay, so We are going to see yours already been? Yeah. Mine is the right as I'm sorry, the Tiki. Oh, the Tiki torch. It's the right. You mentioned the Ravioli moment.

I'll forever remember that guy with the martini. That was the same moment, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That guy's a classic. There were a lot of things that we didn't include that we should have, but you know, we can only our brains

can only work so long. Sorry to in half hours. You know what I'm yeah, okay So who do we get the winner of do you want to read or do you want to shy read it? Sure. I'll read it Okay, the winner of best real housewives of New York moment Whoa, this was very close this one Leah hurls the ravioli at Ramona while the gayship's a martini in the corner. And it barely beat out. Leah throws teaky

torches. So, wow. Gratitude. So, yeah. Yeah. A big year. Yeah. A big year. Great season for Rony, especially considering they lost Bethany at the top and

they lost Tinsley right in the middle. So, I say, can't wait to see what's coming up next. I'll be excited to rewatch it in like a year or six months or something to see the next three decades. Like let's be honest with ourselves. Where us? Danny, thank you so much for I love you guys. I love you guys. Love you to say safe and everyone go listen to Danny's podcast. I hope to see you in person soon. I know to love you.

Bye, Danny. Love to the man. Well, we're coming down to the final, final three categories here. This is these are the biggest, biggest, biggest categories. Oh, there we go. And here we go. We've got very big people to give them away as well for best bravo moment. Here to present best bravo moment is the incomparable. Captain Lee of below deck, take it away, sir.

Well, hello there everybody. Captain Lee here. And my category is Best Bravo moment. There's some good ones here. Really good ones. I think that I like this one, particularly. Any mute people on Zoom. I wonder how many of them just kept talking after they got muted. I've got a lot. Ah, yeah, here we go. I remember this one well. Kate Chastain flips off cameras and slams door behind her that would be one of those. Lisa Vanderpump tells Jacks it's her show. The Jacks. It's not Jacks rules, it's Vanderpump rules. Sorry buddy. Monique reads Jacelle from her binder and real housewives of Atomic. from her binder and real housewives of Atomic. Shannon gets wasted at newly sobered Brawins without renewal.

Real housewives of Orange County. Who does that? Sutton calls Teddy Boring at a dinner party. Real housewives of Beverly Hills. Sounds boring to me. T. Shella attacks Wendy, real housewives of the helmet. Is that a physical attack? Burple?

Curious. I'm going to have to look at that one on. Tiger brings Kenya's wig to the Korean spa, real housewives of Atlanta. The whole wig, not just a piece of curious. And yeah, here we go. Tom's breakdown over potatoes. He wasn't excited, the boy wasn't he? Yeah, to say the least, below deck Mediterranean.

There you have it. Oh, fake cat. I'm not here to babysat. Oh Thank you So For this category this is a big category so we wanted to bring on someone who has Truly some of my favorite takes on the internet like she is so funny and so Just like I got I just I can't wait. Let's just bring her out Ray sunny everyone come on out Ray sunny Hi guys

What's up? I miss you too. Oh my god. I miss you guys first of all Ronnie your skin still disrespectfully good I'm so mad about it. I'm very happy to see. I'm so happy to see my boys. How are you guys? This is exciting. I'm having good time. I know I'm so excited. We finally go. I know. Your crappiest debut. Yes, yes, yes. And we made you wait a good three hours. You like that? No, I didn't mind. You know what I mean? I was like look I shower somebody gonna see this I have no time on waiting I did today you I felt amazing The show earlier I look ridiculous

Exactly exactly this is the first time I put on makeup and such a long time I was gonna wear a cute Nigerian dress for you on my doctor Wendy shit but I I gained so much quarantine weight but I couldn't do the dress. You literally cannot see it. What are you talking about? You're crazy. I did to you on the film earlier I couldn't button my shirt today so this is this Costco. Yeah, watch her down there doing and exactly the eyes on the hands. Yes, it was so fucking crazy. Okay, I'm gonna get nightmares. Let's talk about how far is it?

Okay, so we're getting, that was like a natural transition. The monster put eyes on his hands. No, I just get a creepy problem. That's all. Oh yeah. No, I just get creepy probably that's all oh yeah, do you have any thoughts on These nominees for best Bravo moment of twenth So here's the thing So here's the thing I know that she went out sad but I

Am a Lisa Vennipomp stands through insert, okay? Thank you. Thank you and like show she is you know She's in top three for me. It's Kenya, Jizelle, and LVP. And then, you know, Luanne hangs around number four. But, so I was very sad and mad that she didn't tell Kyle, bitch, stop playing games, this my fucking show. So, when she finally took the moment and told Jack Nigger, stop playing games, this is my fucking show.

She didn't say Nigger's there, but I'm sure she's already talking to her. I just said it. Anybody who loves D Dossi as much as she loves Dossi has said Nigger before, okay? I mean, come on, at least at least get an A at the end event when she's maybe she had like a big blunt while she was saying it. Yeah! I can't be sorry. I don't know, no, it's nothing to apologize for.

I'm laughing at the imagery of Lisa Vanneville. I'm actually saying baby, yeah. That's the thing. I'm not like No, no, no, it's nothing to apologize for. I just I'm laughing at the imagery of Lisa Vanderbilt actually saying That's the thing. I'm not like I can't believe she said it. I'm just like wow if Lisa Vanderbilt really said that on the show No, of course and have you a night fancy British art even my earrings so loud is that was like But no, it wasn't voila I mean well I have you, bitch. Tell me, she's listening.

There's nobody who does all of that, like, you know, sassy black girl in and smash his black football players and doesn't think she should try it once a while. You know, Rachel. She's crazy. I love her. You love her so much. Me too. Yeah, we all did. She really

wasted a lot of goodwill and it really you know what really pisses me off. Boom's because it's I feel like there is whenever the reality targets pregnant. It's a matter. Yes, it just makes it makes things unfair. It's like she's an asshole. She's done everything wrong. Everybody hates her Yeah, she's like, but she's my baby. Yeah, I'm posing in the bathtub with my baby and my stomach And I'm like, okay, I forgive you. You're having a baby. Oh, or even before that I'm like the same way we didn't get the fight

We should have got with Monique and Candice and also Monique and Giselle because Monique was pregnant season four. So we had to wait. We had to waste all of season five on a super fight because the good fight didn't come when they should have came. And now she's done and now she's left the show. And now she's got to be gone. Yeah. And I think that made her come back. Like she was waiting for the fight but couldn't really do it And so the by the time she really got it all out It's like why were you letting it out there? That was my Yes, it sounded crazy. I said it was like damn girl

I didn't expect you to want to be Candice's ass no more like what is he doing? Yeah, it would have been dope or when you were pregnant like That would have been great actually I I loved also Lisa Bandupum telling Jacks, it's her show, because it was like a really big breaking of the fourth wall. And we've actually seen a lot of breaking of the fourth wall this year, which has been really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But this was like kind of one of the first ones. And it was also kind of like, for me, it was something, I didn't even know that I needed her to do, but when she did it, it was like deeply satisfying. And it just was like, yes, yes, Lisa Vander Palm. Yeah, that was great. Yeah. It was important. It was important. It felt important. And I agree that it was especially important after that season of Beverly Hills, where she just totally got trampled all over because I was really expecting for her to just say, fine, Kyle's being,

because she didn't have that moment where she was like, oh, Kyle Richards is my friend, well, I'll just go finish my kitchen quick, just. Yeah, what the fuck was that? And then she comes back on Vanderpump rules the next season and she's like dressing in these strange magician costumes. This is not the Lisa that I know. And trying in your least favorite thing then, trying to remind us that her vagina work by floating. Do you remember what the- she was like floating with the horse?

You remember? With the horse. The horse and brim and oh, right, sorry. She's about to touch his little stinky. I like the brimmed and oh, right, sorry. That was stinky. I like the touch of the dinky. Yeah, my ears. I was like, Lisa, why are you fucking horses?

You are so sad. But speaking of horses, I have a dark horse candidate also that I know will not win. And I don't even know if it's even my number one, but it's one that I feel like I has not gotten enough attention, which is Shannon the door getting wasted at that. That's mine. That's mine. Actually, I mean, I'll get the money you talk about. Shannon getting wasted at newly selling.

I hate Shannon. Foul renewal. You hate Shannon? Or a shaman? I really do. Like a lot. I can't stand her. Exactly.

That is me only feeling anything. I would never say that about you. I would never say that about you. I swear to God, I've been listening to you guys do this podcast and even housewives host Hodown. I've been playing with y'all for like 10 years. But the one thing I don't understand in this whole time is y'all's appreciation for Shannon be doing that's the one I just don't fucking get Is she just the first time to imitate is that what it is? You have fun doing the impression is that was okay She's so emotional so neurotic and she's such a mess and you know

I kind of get her I come from like a neurotic crazy white lady. So You know what I So I get really mad, but I totally get it so I get upset, but I laugh You know, it's just like projecting your own personal issues on the shit Like probably all of these people that we like and don't like and And her is like, I have been through that situation in my family. My mom went up, there was a party we were at and it was new years. It was one of her friends and it was all teenagers there pretty much. And my mom was just wasted.

I'm talking to them. I was like 25 or something. And so I'm talking to them and my mom comes over and she's like, you guys seem fine. And they're like, oh, hi, Mrs. Kim. And she goes, all right, I have a question for you. or something and so I'm talking to them and my mom comes over and she's like you guys seem fine And she goes all right. I have a question for you. I'm like what what is it? Yes Do you know Jesus? Jesus Christ and I was like oh no and I started Wait, but doesn't that make your mom, Bronwyn? Well in this moment it was just like being so awkward and drunk around like kind of cool

kids and I was like, No. No, my mom is not like Bronwyn. She would never- No, I just met in that moment, in that moment. Nobody's mom is like Bronwyn. Oh god, you knew like this is sending me down a weird place. Okay.

Okay, let's go on. Who's the whole gay bus the best moment? Okay, Ronnie, I think this one's you. Okay. Bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra The winner of Vestravo Moment is Monique Reads Giselle from Herbinder. Wow. Wow. Okay. Right, wait, tell us what are your thoughts, Ray?

I mean, you don't seem very happy with the selection. Well, you know, I've controversially been very anti-monique this year. I cannot stand her. I hate her. That's fine. That's fine. That's fun. For me, it was just that I want to be clear that before the season, before we actually

watch the show, I was ready to root for Monique Woping Candace's ad. Because there are tweets of mine from March 2020 where I'm like, I asked with team March in that Danielle versus Harsh, but I'm gonna be a hypocrite and ride for Momi. Like I had tweets like that. Totally had tweets like that. But we see the show, we see the season start, and Momi gets the one starting the problems the whole time. And she can get a drink thrown on her before she hit Candace.

Yeah. And so that made me go, oh, she's been lying to us the whole time for a year. And then I have a real strong, just personal trigger with people making me question my reality and believe things or push me toward things that with my own eyes, I saw it didn't happen. And so I'm really resentful of Monique in that regard. pushed me toward things that with my own eyes, I saw it didn't happen.

And so, I'm really resentful of Monique in that regard. It's not fair to her necessarily, it's just a political climate we've been in for a long time, but it's just carried over into my walking room. Just like, damn, stop telling me something happened that didn't happen. If you want me to side with you, explain yourself, but don't tell me I didn't see what I saw. Well, I really am so easily swayed when we're the other. You know, I changed my mind all the time. And I had like such strong opinions, but then as I kept watching it and she kept saying her side, I was like, well, wait a minute. She's right. And then, you know, like we got the video and went

frame by frame. And I'm like I'm like oh wait I can totally see Then I totally changed and so that means she's really good at it because I believed her No, it reminded me it was very Trumpian to me because it was like you're telling me I didn't just see what I saw you know They are like yeah, this thing it was it was so annoying too because it was such fuck bullshit because men do this to me all the time Oh, it's like they there's, there's a grain of truth. And so now they're gonna take their truth and expand it into some place. So I can't accuse you outright of being a liar

because you started in a place that was foundationally true. But you are spinning in a way that is like altering reality and I, and fuck you for gas later I'm very convinced But spinning it and then also adding an emotional component to it that you you're not supposed to argue with right? Yeah, oh, I can't say you yeah, it's like I can't say that This is bullshit because somebody brought up your child

that this is bullshit because somebody brought up your child and it's like, fuck. Well, I'm stuck. I hate that. I'm stuck. That's because my dad was mean to me or whatever you want. Yes, exactly. My mom died. That's why I hate women.

It's like, what am I supposed to do? I'm gonna blow you now. That's so sad. Well, you're very interesting. I don't know. But you know what though? I could weigh in and revise my opinions, but also I just think about all the Facebook wars that just Like it's like this fight has caused so much fighting on the internet

Really has almost just what I leave it in 2020 just like other things Robbie when you said that she was on lipstick alley readin about it I was on lipstick alley Ali, reading about it, I was on lipstick, Ali, reading about it too. And I was like, I'm so high fed, Ronnie knows about lipstick, I love you. And I was like, okay, so you see what I see here? The fights were crazy.

The fights were crazy. The fights were and continue to be. Yeah, I was on there for Robin, for Robin gossip, and I loved that. I was on there. No, me too. I loved that I was on No, I'm like Gabrielle Union Did you know that one smash the Gabrielle Union? Yeah, I came out with so much and then people got mad that I said that because they were like that's a safe space for black No, okay, sorry, I know and I'm so sorry. Wait a minute, Ronnie.

I know, and I didn't even think about that because to me it's like a safe space for me. So I wouldn't have thought about that either. We kind of really talked about the overbacks and I'm like, sorry. Thank you. Ray, thank you so much for coming on. Thank you so much. I'm kind of glad with you. Thanks for having me.

Ray, we have a lot. We have a lot. We have a lot. We have having me. We're back on the podcast like a full full full episode as long as we have all the other guests too But it's always so good chat with you. Love you love you. Love you. Bye And now No, everyone just so stunned What am I doing? I can't recall it because I'm thinking about that fight and whether I should express my opinions very loudly

on the internet. No, I think that that was a perfect way to end that chapter in all of our lives. Raise final say on. I agree. That was a great way to like literally close finder on that one. It was a cleanser.

So we are nearing the end of the show here. I know we've been here 10 hours. Thank you guys for sticking with us. So glad this isn't live this year because you know you all would be throwing up in the middle of the aisles we've seen you do. We probably would be too, actually. But let's check in on Tom and Arianna one last time.

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I'm the Isles. I'm the Isles. I'm the Isles. I'm the Isles. I'm the Isles. I'm the Isles. I'm the Isles. How how wasted are you right now? Very fuck man. Um, I got a bunch of shit. I'm taking a shot. I want to interview you right now. This gem right here. That's beautiful. This is the one of the worst of the absolute worst and the absolute worst people fucking order Adios motherfuckers.

Yeah. You want to know an instant, like an instant notification in your brain that you're not going to get a tip on a drink. Someone orders and is that worse than a long island? It's basically a long island but it's blue and there's extra trash. What is it? What did you say it was an audio smother fucker? Otherwise known as an AMA. It's a Kila Jin Rum Vodka Triple Sec, you know our good old Mr. and Mrs. T's sour mix and then that blue carousel for that natural

By the way, Tom, I just have to say while you drink this beverage that while you and your see a wig or iconic I have to say that Ariana is bringing something you do it I feel like Ariana looks like she's about to go to a supermarket and yell at someone about How she's entitled to not wear a mask. Yeah, like she's like, I was after this company. I don't know if it's a one or two. This is a matter of. On the penny slots in not Vegas, but like Vegas, the Jason. She's that person who's gonna pull her mask down to ask somebody a question.

No, I'm like, run after gonna have to put that in my mouth. Okay. Wait guys, I got one more for you, ready? You remember? Okay. On TikTok, I got one. Huh? Chu.

Oh, come. I don't know what's happening. What? I don't know. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. That's big, baby. She got me. Oh, no. That's so far. Let's see this.

Let's see this. That was, that's the thing they do where they like, they go like, they go, and they pull their head up and it's like, they're trying to get far ball. I'm already six. Okay. You know how, do you know what I think of TikTok?

I see my niece is twerking around this house and I smack them with something. Every single one of them doing this to a song from TikTok the other day. She's like, twerk, twerk, twerk and then she went like this. I said, do you know what you're doing? You're not doing it. What like this? She went like this.

Like she didn't seem to know what she was doing, but I'm like, you know, that's Dix in your face. What is this TikTok bullshit? I thought that was sottling along on the subway so you don't lose control of yourself. Yeah, or she was really strong. She was doing a match. I call it the excuse me. Can I just get by?

Excuse me. That was going fast. All right, you two. We're going to go wrap this this biaja. Yeah. So much for being here. Oh, guys. Thank you for coming here. We're gonna go wrap this this b-o-tch up Thank you for coming here everyone go buy their book And um everyone who's been on are all people that we just love so much and some of them even we don't know personally But um I followed them and I think they're all music so yeah, you're you're holding great to just be able to stay here and watch it you guys I don't even I can't even imagine the hangover I'm gonna have because I haven't drank that mix bullshit and Over 10 years. Yeah, you're gonna be fucked up tomorrow

You guys are always such good sports and it's so cool that you guys keep keep coming back to our crappies where we're just like terrible people. Just I also have an old coffee from today. That's still better than anything he just drank. That'll still make you feel better in the morning. Okay, we got our final two categories. These are the big ones. We are going to now we are going to go. Ronnie, do you want to introduce this one?

Sure, I'm just going to get over there. Where are we? Okay, now this is best bravo, Liberty. And now we have to get some with special for this. We have to get somebody kind of new to the show for this because it's got to be someone we just got to be someone we haven't had before. But we love very much and we know you do to to present the award for best Bravo Liberty is Real Housewives of Dallas is Stephanie Holman.

Take it away, Stephanie. We. Joy Steffanine. Wee. Hi, it's Stephanie Holman from the raw house by said Dallas and I am here to announce the nominees for Best Bravo Liberty. Obviously since I'm announcing I'm not part of the nominees. I'm not bitter at all. I'm just so happy to be here letting people know know who the best probably liberties are. First, Captain Lee, below deck. Congratulations. Denise Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you go, girl.

Hannah from Below Deck Mediterranean. Happy for you. Karen, Real Housewives of Potomac, Levit, Margaret Joseph, Real Housewives of New Jersey. Congratulations and Sheena Marie Vanderpump rules and Sonia Morgan, Real Housewives of New York. Congratulations guys. Love Stephanie. Thank you. Thank you.

Well by the way, Real Housewives a Dallas wasn't on in 2020. I think maybe they had like, I know, I told her. I was like, oh, don't worry, come on. You were on there last year. All right, let's get to this one, Ben. Who are you? I am so torn.

I love them all. I love me, Smithsonian Morgan. I love her. She's just so resilient. I kind of feel like I love me, Sonsonia Morgan. I love her. She's just so resilient. I kind of feel like I always go to Roni. So she's sort of like my pick, but in the spirit of not going to Roni, God, I love them all. Portia Williams has really just become wonderful. I thought, I'm gonna go with Karen Hueger. I don't know. you know, Danny, when we were on Watcher Happens Live, Danny really stand for Karen Hueger, and I, um, God, he really, he really made some good points. I have to, I love me some Karen Hueger. I mean, get it to Karen. Karen Hueger did a really great job of balancing like being shady, being fun, getting involved, but not getting too involved. Like she kept her hands clean, but

it was really funny. involved like she kept her hands clean but it was really funny. Yeah, I'm going to stick with you all stay with Karen Hueger too because I picked her from my best of the year on the KC podcast a while ago and I'm not going to change it now. So let's see. But obviously this is hard hard one to pick because you know, we make a nomination. So we obviously love all these. Yeah. And we and you know, Captain Lee is great Margaret Joseph's Hannah. They're all so good. They're all so good. God. Okay, I'm running out of paper here. I can rip I can rip something for you. Okay. The winner of the best Bravo Liberty for 2020 is Broom.

Miss Sonia Morgan of Real Housewives of New York City. So, dear Morgan. She just throws herself into this show. You know, like, we don't deserve her. She is just... She goes hard. She's so good. And she was very close. Captain Lee almost took this from her. It was Captain Lee 21.3 in Sonya 25.3.

So that one was very, very close. And Karen Hueger came in third. She also did really well. Of course, a very close behind. I look like everyone's really split. Everyone really loves these Bravo stars. You know, we all love. It's all, you know, like today, it could have been one thing tomorrow. It would have been another. So okay. So now we finally arrived at the biggest award of the evening. Best Bravo show of the year. And it's our biggest award. So we have to go to the grand Zadi or just the Zadi. He's not the grand Zadi, but the Zadi of Bravo, the main man himself

presenting Best Bravo Show of the Year, ladies and gentlemen, Andy Cohen. Hey guys, here are the nominees for Best Bravo Show for 2021. Family Karma, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of New York, Real Housewives of Potomac, Summer House, Top Chef All Stars. Yes, you did Andy Cohen. Thank you for coming. You just got on crap, everybody. Thank you so much for doing that. Thank you for coming. You just got on crap, buddy. Thank you so much for doing that. Thank you, Andy. And thank you for everyone at Watcher Happens Live who shot that too. We really appreciate that so much.

That's definitely the nicest set we're ever going to have on this show. We'll tell you definitely. Definitely. Okay. So out of the show's ban, which is your favorite? You know what, I'm just going to disqualify Real Housewives of New York for me because I pick it every single time. I pick it every time. I have to say I loved Summer House this season. I really, really did. I thought it was so good, but I feel like the show that was the one that everyone was

talking about, the one that is so good, the one that is criminally overlooked, like summer house in some ways, but I feel like really came into it's, I don't want to say it came into its own, but I feel like it finally had its moment in the spotlight, Real Housewives Potomac. I'm going to agree with you there. I think Real Housewives Potomac has always been so good, but they really just seeing other people enjoy it as much as we've always enjoyed it, kind of made it special for some reason.

I was like, oh my God, people, it felt like we made Real Housewives of Potomac, like we filmed it. I don't think we have nothing to do with it. So it's like having other friends finally watching something that you like, you know, you have more people to talk about it with. Um, and also it was really controversial towards the end. You know, they had one of the most fun seasons. And then one of the most controversial seasons, they had a fantastic reunion. I mean, seeing

Jazeal finally get taken down at a reunion. I mean, it's like my life came full circle in that moment. It was great, even though I actually have always loved to sell, but it was great watching her get taken down a peg. These women, they bring it, they continue to bring it. And yeah, I mean, and you know, even though it was saying, like, oh, that fight, it caused so much controversy online. But it's also like, isn't that amazing that I did that?

Like that said something. That says we're probably a lot of people. We love some good online, some good online props. That's what it's all about. All right, Ben. This is the last award of the night. Take it, buddy. And the award for Best Bravo Show of the Earth. Why don't we say it together, Ronnie? Why don't we say it together, Ronnie? Oh. Oh. Real housewives of New York City. Listen, you can't argue with that. I'm sorry, you can't.

You're doing it! I can't do it! It's perfection. It's perfection. I always wanted to say it. It's just because I always say it. It's such a great. It's perfection. It's perfection. I always wanted to say it, it's just because I always say it. It's such a great, it's so good. It's a great show. It has been one of the most fun times we've ever had doing this.

It's been a hard year I know for a lot of us, but it's also been a wonderful year and a lot of ways too. And so try and look at the positive. We sure do. And you guys are part of that. Thank you to our audience to everybody who supports us on Patreon. That's huge. You guys have really let us lead a different life than we thought we could. Thank you to all the people in our community

who run our Facebook groups, Shannon, Tamala, all of you guys who've been here for years and helped us. What about you, Ben? Thanks to Kyle and on location live for putting this together. We are an hour late. So we really appreciate them, not just pulling the plug on us. And we're going to have our show. Yeah, this is good. But seriously, thank you guys all for listening. And we love doing this.

And we thank honestly all the guests and we talk so much Shit and we are such jerks, but it really cut and this is cliche It comes from a place of love because at the end of the day we are super fans and we watch these shows because we love them and It's just it's so fun that we can that that actually we've gone to this place where we are putting on these crappies and we're able to get all these people from all these different podcasts with people from the show. It's just sort of like a great coming together of people who really are loving the same thing. And at, in a, in a time and a world where people seem to just be all about different things.

Yeah. Remember, there's a lot more people around you who are like you than are not like you. Okay. We love you guys. We love all of our guests. Thank you guys so much for giving us such a beautiful night. We'll talk to you next time. Good night everyone. Good night.

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