Watch What Crappens - 2022 Golden Crappies Live From NYC

Episode Date: February 4, 2022

We celebrated ten years together and kicked off our Hunky Dory Tour at the 2022 Golden Crappies live from The Town Hall theater in New York City with guests Dorinda Medley (RHONY), Jackie Goldshneider (RHONJ), Luke Gulbranson (Summer House), Taylor Strecker, Dave Quinn, Matt Marr, Jake Anthony, Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff. Special appearances by Amy Phillips (Reality Checked), Heather Gay (RHOSLC), and Aileen Santiago (Seeing Red). It was an amazing dream come true kind of a night, and we are forever grateful to everyone who showed up for us both onstage and off. Enjoy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I said, listen, girlfriend. Listen. If you ever come for me or my family again, it will cost you a lot. It will cost you everything. And that's not just a lot. It will cost you everything and that's not just a threat. It's a promise. Hey, I'm a coppin' Hey, I'm a coppin' Hey, I'm a coppin'

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He confronted the burglar and my son had to come over and help him and then my son he flipped his car five times. In the snow in Pasadena, flipped over so many times in the snow he actually created a snowman. A snowman with laser eyes. The laser eyes tried to shoot at my son. The son moved his head. They hit Tom, rockin' eye. Now it's got a little marble eye. So Tom fell over and a snowman called all of his snowman for it and they got a net.

And they captured Tom and they brought him back to the snowman colony and made him a prisoner of snowman war So we had to learn the authorities and infiltrate the snowman capital of winter Pasadena Yeah I've been out there a lot of stress They are the cup, they are the cup, they all have them so to learn. If you love them, if you have seen them, I'll be back to you. Oh, that's all I've ever seen. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you everyone. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Thank you for being golden. Thank you for being golden. That both said, because you know the second I heard, we were going to be even on the street Broadway. I was like, bitch.

Yes. I'm just happy that song is over and out of the party for me, personally. I can't really begin. over and out of the party for me personally. I'm really a big hand. And by the way, oh, they're around, but thank you. To you. And Lee and yes. Thank you, Lee and Santiago. And those of you in the know, know the reality gay.

The reality gay. They're there. They're there. We'll see them later. Thank you guys so, so much. And now we would like to welcome to this stage our house band, The Crappers. This is the Crappers, Katie, Kizor and Walter Ossier. Katie, Kizor, Lord Walter, Alfred, andhat. Oh, she told me to pronounce it differently, okay? That's a rough name.

Hoppinds tonight. Oh my goodness. That's perfect. Good evening, guys. Oh my God. Guys, this is 10 years with this one. 10 years. Our 10-year anniversary, can you believe it?

I don't think when we started this thing over Skype 10 years ago on a cold January day that we ever thought would be at Town Hall on Broadway in New York City with a sold out crowd. We are so excited, it's not cold. Yeah. You know, we're so excited to be here. Ben's from New York.

I lived here for 10 years. Just to be playing here is so touching and so amazing to us. So thank you guys for your support. Yeah, seriously. My parents are here somewhere. My parents are here. My cousin, I got family, got friends. It means the world to us that you guys have been with us some from day one some from yesterday

We don't care. We're just happy that you guys have But you know, I do have to say because I'm a negative person and I lead with negativity. Yeah I have to say that we got here. We saw this theater and I just told Ben you know Ben It seems like something is missing. Yeah, like what are we doing here? This is crazy. What are we even doing here? What are we doing?

We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda!

We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! We got the Rinda! Because you're good as God Because you're good as God Because you're good as God

Because you're good as God Because you're good as God Because you're good as God Oh my God. Now let me ask you something. Have you been not well, bitch? I know. I hear you.

Is everybody got their Blu-Stone manner old-fashioned? Yes. I was so honored when they told me I was gonna have the opportunity to be here tonight See all of you because I've missed you so much But you're gonna see me soon on the mashup. Yeah Stone-manner where it's gonna be a Yeah, at least don't matter where it's gonna be a shit show. Yeah! We love a shit show.

Here, come on down over here. Can you believe it? Oh my God. This is the most exciting video. I was wondering when you were going through all those scenarios. Yeah. Where the fuck I was. Because you're not a criminal. Oh, you'll have your turn

You're about to do a season so trust me. You're usually half of this show I told her the other day when I first talked to her. I was like, oh, yeah, you're my number one cameo request like trust me Half of this show is Durrindo, right? I love that you better back it up I love that. You better back it up, bitch. You better back it up, bitch. You better back it up. Gangster Gucci.

That's what I always say. Gangster Gucci. Oh my goodness. I can't wait for you to be back on our television. I really cannot. And I think everyone agrees. She wanted to hear something. The other day I was finishing up my interviews for the mashup and it was my first set of interviews and

One of the producers said oh my god. We got two episodes out of the first day. I said that's terrifying You never know what's gonna happen up loose to us Stay Quinn says every time I'm like and then someone did this and then they did this and then I did that and then I said you belong in here And you're no good, so he's like, sounds like a great show. I'm sold. We're in. I am sold.

I think there are some photos on social media. And I think there are these things that got out there somehow. There's a group photo, right? Yes, yeah. And I saw that group photo, and I was just insert that show into my veins. Yes.

And that was after eight days with the estate women. Well, we thought we recapped all the original girls trip. You know, and it was fun for us. It was really fun for us, because it's all the voices mashed up together. But it was still, it's like, it's Kyle. You know, it's like, oh, Kyle, what am I going to wear? You know, it's like, it's kind of boring.

And then when they announced, I mean, they got all of you in there. They got all the, they're not only AGs, we're a batshit crazy. Girl, Fadre Parks. Oh my god, she's wonderful. Tamra Barnes. Oh my god, Taylor Armstrong. Randy. Randy.

Eva E. Marcel. Oh my god. Taylor. Taylor Armstrong. Oh my god. Brandy Eva Eva Marcel Taylor Taylor And you know, I love these guys know I love the feeling of rage You probably know the feeling you know, but I love it. That's just courses through me. And when I saw that cast, I was like, yeah. It's very diversified, let me say that.

So the reason why we wanted to have you here, aside from the fact that it's just super cool, is that we wanted to kick off our return to the road with a toast, and and I thought what better? Yes, yes, beautiful bourbon. I and I want to say Bluestone Manor bourbon and I we have to all have a bit I hope I'm gonna pour it. I'm gonna pour it. I was waiting for you. I was like I know I realized I told you guys I said I'm not poor. I said I'll pour I I'm starched, guys, I'm starched. His mother is actually here. I'm going to go start with this with him. Thank you.

Oh, yes, Katie. What about one more? Katie. I'm sorry we didn't have a cup for you over there. This is Katie. All right. Everybody, everybody, everybody in the house. Let's stand up.

Let's stand up. And where's Ryan? Oh, I think I just took her as back sit-in. And that's Ray's a toast to the 10 year anniversary of what's Cheers, Ronnie. Cheers, man, love you. So good. Yes. It's delicious. It's a drop away. You start to get a voice like this, and we know what that means. God, right? That means I'm going to sing Happy Birthday.

Woo! I am a very bad shot taker, but it was worth it for that. That was delicious. Okay. Well, I think it's time for me to go. I think it is. Thank you so much for coming to Ringo Medley. I'll see you on your TV in a couple months.

I love you. Thank you. Make it nice. Make it nice. Make it nice. Make it nice! Make it nice! Wow! Wow. Okay.

I love that. I love that. Do you know we actually got a phone. I don't even tell you this, Ronny. We got a phone call from Lisa Barlow before the show started. We did. We did. And she was like, oh my god.

She's like, oh my god. She's like, wait, do you see next week? It's crazy. Oh my god, everyone's going to hate me. Right, we have a piece about Kit Kat Barbebi Gorgeous. Hi, baby Gorgeous. OK, so now this is now comes to aenseful part of the show because for the first time ever The nominees will be presented via PowerPoint

And who knows what will happen? Maybe it'll quit Maybe it will work We're gonna go with it because if anything that we're known for it's rampant professionalism. Yes I'm gonna go with it because if anything that we're known for, it's rampant professionalism. Yeah. We're known for anything is some shit-ass production and we all know it. Alright, I'm gonna go with the first slide. Let's see if the slide first slide works.

Are you ready for the first slide? Yes. Alright, hold on. There's gonna be a transition, guys. Do you guys like that nice low res image? Wait watch this. This is literally the most exciting thing that's ever happened today. The font really makes it. The font is great. The font is great. The font is exciting. It really does. Hold on, I'm gonna get a, you talk.

I'm gonna get a water. I'm not the way. I'm gonna get a water from backstage. A water? A water? Can you ask? After I'm at Durinda left, because I forgot to give her her crappy.

And how is she gonna live her fucking life without her crap? I'm just gonna get my water. This is not a bit better. I'm just gonna water. So what the fuck am I supposed to do? He's gonna go get a water? You know nobody works for us. He thinks you're gonna bring your water. I'll have a lover boy, but fuck that guy. He didn't come so.

I will still drink it now I will still drink it now. Okay. So every year, I just want to tell you guys, while we're just both sitting anyway, every single year, I'm like, Ben, it needs to be a shorter show that people do not want to sit there for 20 hours. It's not 20 hours. It is. It's 20 hours long, and they don't want to...

And then we get up here and I'm like, hey, what's going on? You want to play some candy crush? Hey, what's up? What do you have to do, Rinda? It will be a brisk show. All right. So now it's time to get on. This isn't a war show, by the way.

Oh, I guess we should also say, welcome to Watch What Happens, a podcast, but all that crap, we just love talking about them, blah, blah. All right. All right. So let's get on with this, shall we? Let's go to our first category. Let's do it Ben. Best supporting role. All right, you guys ready for the nominees?

The first nominee Analogies. Analogies from Real Housewives of New Jersey. Alright? Bella's big dick-xillation of Real Housewives of Atlanta. on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Woo! Crystal's leather pants! Ericka's running mascara on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Happy Adness! Hot Totties, literally on every show all the time right now. It's probably on the nightly fucking news right now, hot time. It's on everything. Lamb gore! Lamb go! Lamb! I would like some lamb cart. Lamb!

My parents are so confused. The modious ice coffee. Stravys' greatk is from Summer House. Seton's Bates Roller, a real house-boblin, never pips. Oh, we have one in the front row, too. All right. Ronnie, will you do the honors? Yes.

The let-and-a-lope is opening up. Ronnie will you do the honors? Yes. The end of the loop is opening up. By the way, thank you to like the 20,000 people who voted this year. Guys, I'm so excited to announce the winner for best supporting role goes to Sunspace Roller. Sunspace Roller! goes to Suns face roll. Suns face roll. I would just like to thank you, although I would like to point out that I was not given a shot at the beginning of the night. So thanks for that.

I love Katie. All right, you ready for the next? We all got suckered in a buying these fucking face rollers, see you, didn't I? I did it for two days. I was like, I'm still a little fuck this thing. What is this? All right time for the next category best friend of or family member Everyone's already like, uh-oh, okay First up we have Adriana from Real House of Miami. She's doing a great job this season.

She's doing a good job. She's doing a good job. Yeah. Next up is Angie Harrington. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We got some booze. Yeah. Mainly, she's really on here mainly because she's the source of a fight about catering.

So I think that's pretty good. I mean, it's a catering fight. It's a cake greater. A cake greater. A cake better. All right, we now have Bershansha. Bershansha. She was good.

She was good. She was good. Yeah. Bolo. Bolo. Bolo. Bolo. Two-time nominees so far, Bolo. Grace Adore and Angel Bryant from the Real Housewives of Potomac.

Alright, and... You know what? Support Carlin. Support Carlin. Alright, and... You know what? Support Carlin! Support Carlin! Support Carlin! We love Carlin! I support anybody with the mommy issues, you know that. And this girl is now leading the pack. Okay. Oh, Kathy Hilton. I can't breathe in that. Three more bars. Three more bars.

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P.K. and Mauricio. P.K. and Mauricio. All right. Okay, man. All right, I'm going to open this one. It's important that we get all the info over the loses. I mean, this is no surprise. The winner of Best Friend or Family Member, Kathy Elton!

I don't know if you saw her on Watcher Happens Live last night, but it was hilarious. And in case you didn't see it, Paris Hilton accidentally tagged us backstage. That's that's that's tap it. Jesus Christ Durinda left this bourbon up here and it is intense. Long and good. Of course Durinda made this. I'm ready to fight a bitch already. What time is it? It's the German of bourbons.

It's the gerinda of bourbons. Oh. How you doing? In a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were given out. I'll start. You got to boss me around already. I mean, what's in there? Biggest lie centered on Peter bread. They're trying to beat us in the basket! bread. Most storylines happening at one time from one fucking person. Alexia Escherera. Oh, and you know Peter and then we lost, then we lost, then we lost our wedding venue. And then you know what I'm on the balcony, I don't like balcony, it's because they make me feel

uncomfortable. But you know Peter, he got arrested, but only for being a good person. That's the only reason that God is you know, oh well you know Peter Worse judgment worst judgment went to Sierra for being into Austin That is some bad picking that's a bad picker. Okay. Now, best alphabet letter of 2021. C, G. Oh, this is good. Most passive aggressive Passive aggressive condiment, Harry's tomato sauce. The most haunting moment of the year, Heather and Terry Dubro's laughing. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Not the telltale's out of school. What? It's time for commercial.

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All right, most cringe and... and... We've got our little besties from the Westies up here to do it. Matty and Poodle from Reality. We all together, spare for us. Take company. I love you, sugar. Don't be tiny, fallin' up blind. Whoo! It's a force. I love you, sugar. Hey, girls. And guys.

We're all girls here. We're all girls here, aren't we? Wow. Don't speak for anyone. I shouldn't. I'm a G-U-R-L. I, first of all, I hope everyone's going to see their show at the grammar see theater this weekend. Tomorrow night!

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It's true. But these guys are hilarious. I mean, I've been friends with Maddie for years and have gone to see you guys do your caberge, so. Oh, I mean, girl, you've not lived until you see a Dildo singing entire song. Okay. Well, it keeps on getting. That Dildo's got range.

It does. You never know what you can do with a face roll there. Okay, so let's get on with our category. We're running our gonna go to the nominations and then we're gonna talk with you guys about what you think should win. Okay. That sounds good. Yes, yes, yes.

All right. So, starting for most cringe, we have, oh, Barry, Druid, Barlow, and family from below Dexceling. It looks like everyone in that picture is melting. That's true. That's true. It's true. Oh! Oh!

I know. I know. What must be said? That thing. Black Shabbat. Black Shabbat. I still laugh. I mean, I still, I'm sorry.

But I still laugh. You could crawl and remember Luke Skywalker crawled inside that he had to kill that thing. He crawled inside of it. That's what a moment was like. There was a rough moment. Hannah and Des. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That was. Isn't he the most toxic piece of shit? Yeah, and his dick is small. Do you think he has to find a way to get to him? Sorry, parents. But he's got that like, I wish like, but who cares? You know, it's like a small, but like who cares? This guy will ruin you.

Oh, here's a good date, this motherfucker. Here's one. Okay, here's a good cringe moment. Heather Thompson tells Ebene She's articulate, and LeWant tells Ebene She's Angry. That speaks for itself. I thought the most awkward out of those two was Heather, because at least she's supposed to know better.

You know what I mean? Like LeWant's just stupid, you know? LeWant didn't know, but Heather is like, let me tell you, I understand inclusion. Very articulate. I work for Diddy. I have my friends. All right, cringe moment.

Jennifer suggests Margaret slept with her boss to get ahead. Yeah, that was pretty vile. Yeah, that was pretty vile. Cameron and court westcott versus Dr. Tiffany Moon. I'm nice. Yikes, this is the few that I believe killed the show. I see. I mean, it looks like the ruffle alone, I can't.

Oh, yes. Kelly Dodd says, oh, block! Oh, block! Oh, block! No. Oh, block! No. No.

You're just a lot of bronzer, bitch. That's a lot. That's all it is. She got a 23 in me. And it showed that she had like real pranks. It showed she had like two percent or something. Yeah. How could I be racist that far?

OK. Her 23 me said that she had a print CD, and she's like, oh, what? OK. Oh! Oh! Kenya wears a Native American head dress. No, no.

Here which people did it, and it was still inappropriate. No, I'm from Oklahoma Oklahoma and we would still be offended Here's another cringe moment My mouth is bad my mouth tastes bad be a well be a well-rounded person and have a fucking life Who has time to send it every day? Louis sends tree cards every day. Multiple cards. He sent me a card today. And then you open the card and it's like, love you, you fucking hot.

Oh my god, no one will take you to the end. You know, that doesn't take much. This next one, so we're used to cringing over racial insensitivity and just being I think did the end of the end. You know, it doesn't take much. It does, right? This next one. So we're used to cringing over racial insensitivity and just being terrible from various things. But this one's a new type of cringey for me personally. My favorite.

Oh. Oh. Mary talks about a congregant falling into a neighborhood and dying in front of Whitney's daughter It's pretty I've replayed this over and over and over again I'm I'm glad to be here What happened to me here? I'm going to see finished with.

But I'm glad to be here. I'm glad to be here. You're making cookies? Up cookies. Do you guys have any, guys, who do you think is going to win? The sentimental favorite is Mary. The sentiment for us, it's Mary. I mean, we have to say, yeah, I think for me,

we have to say, honestly, our most cringe-broad moment was it wasn't in your list, but it involves someone who is here tonight having a moment with Lindsay Hub House. It was, did anyone in the series know what it is? He looked at his phone and all of a sudden we hear who's tricy? Who's tricy? Who's tricy? Who's tricy? Who's tricy? Favorite part. Favorite part. When we talk to her she didn't even remember it so, it's great. But I think for me, for me, I think when you say that,

when you scream that you're black, that's the most cringey. It's pretty awful. That's a pretty awful. All right, Ronnie, will you do the honors of announcing the most cringe moment as voted by other all-vail? I mean, I'm gonna say after all that,

you're like, what is Kenya even doing up there? And that was bad. That's the kind of year it's been on Bravo. We were like, half of this is just on the the kind of year it's been on Bravo. You know, we were like, how for this is just on the Nickelodeon? What are we even talking about? It's been a rough year. Most kind of winner.

Most cringe. Yeah, we gotta hear this sound. Your most cringe. Most cringe is. What? Yes. Yes. Black Shabbat. Black Shabbat. What? Black Shabbat! Black Shabbat! We'll come up for a mic walk. We'll think about it.

We'll think about it. We'll come up for a mic walk. We'll think about it. We'll come up for a mic walk. We'll think about it. We'll come up for a mic walk. We'll think about it. We'll think about it.

We'll come up for a mic walk. We'll come up for a mic walk. We'll think about it. We'll come up for a mic walk. We'll think about it. We'll it. That's a subscribe to the app. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Wow. Don't be tarny for the party. Hey, hey, hey. Don't be tarny for the party. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Don't be tarny for the party.

Oh, you guys are killing it. You guys are killing it. You guys are killing it. You guys are killing it. You guys are killing it. You guys are killing it. You guys are killing it. You guys are killing it. You guys are killing it. You know you have musical. I love you Richie. Look, that's Richie D. He's famous. Richie. I have to say that is Caduce on the Instagram who does all the PDFs cartoons with Housewives voices. Yes. Very good. We have some amazing sequence in the front row.

I feel like I already see some premium sponsors in the front row. Is that Hava and the Gila Webster? There she is. She's taking a bow. I'll take it a moment. All right. Ooh, this next category is very important. This is best quote.

Hold on, this requires assigning printouts. I get even gayer at this time of year. I'm like, what? Yes. Yes. I've said yes, like 30 times today. I don't say that. I do not say that.

Like Katie could start like you're singing. Yes. Yes, Katie. Yes, that. There's something about being in sequence on a stage that just makes you care. Yeah. All right, so best quotes.

All right, there's no slideshow for this. This is just us. OK. Yeah. First up. Alright, there's no slideshow for this, this is just us. Okay. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! First up. Oh, Finn's in Widdows! Yeah!

It just makes ya sick! Do you eat temsley from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Yeah! Oh, what? Erica Jane, Real Housewives of Girl Hills. If you ever come for me or my family, ever again, it will cost you more than back Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah we go. G.S. Noets Coke at the bathroom at parties. Jackie Gold Schneider, Real Housewives of New Jersey. And that one does get some special credit because you know that G.S. is still walking around. Like, why are there so many people in the bathroom every fucking time I come? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How? I'm gonna hit my teeth on the microphone. What did Dorinda put in this? I know, I don't see, I had a moment in the last category where I was like, I was like seeing babies on the ceiling and I was like, wow. Dorinda's gone, right?

Okay. So, you know, Dorinda, you know, we talk, I talk a lot of shit about it, I ain't gonna lie, you know. And so they're like, do you rent this coming? I said, she bringing the fucking back. What is she gonna do here? Be the shit out of me, are you serious? And what a lovely person here.

She's so nice. And she'll talk to me. She's like, shit. You don't understand how nice she was back. She's like, whatever you need, just tell me what you have. I'm excited for you guys. But still, this is what's your your crap is we're coming for you Do you want to do the next quote do I?

Talk I'll do whatever you want at this point Twice and both ends all right. Where are we all Jackie? Okay? You're a broken hole from out to university and everyone that was in And that's why we went to sing and sing. That's so good. Karen Hueger, real half-size of Potomac. Icon. Icon.

Here's a good one. Okay, that wasn't the quote, by the way. Here's the next nominee. Okay, that wasn't the quote, by the way. Here's the next nominee. Who is Honky Dory? Kathy Hilton, Real House of Beverly Hills. Strong. We're drinking. Gotta feed the troops.

Okay. I don't know what you heard about me, but everything is true, bitch. Kenya. Even though she didn't do that, you got to add in a little Kenya laugh. Kenya more from Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. This one I have to stand up for, because I need to actually use my arm for this one. I love it. I love your arm use. This is some good arm use.

Woo! How many sandwiches have you made me? Mmm! Yeah! Lindsay Hubbard, Hub House, from Summer House. Yeah. That's funny. Uh.

Hi, baby gorgeous. Yeah! Lisa Barlowlow Salt Lake City This quote, the next quote I feel like it needs a slight bit of context because then it really sings. There was a discussion about Carol Radzwell. Oh bitch that bitch, fuck that bitch!

Luandos apps, real house wants of New York. I don't like you. Luke, go brands in, somewhere else. Summer house? Sorry, I just said you're a lot. You have to. I mean, we'll be here in 97 hours. Oh, you do the next one.

You do a better voice to this one. Okay. Shut your muppet mouth. Watch what happens. Let me know if it's face. That's the truth. Watch what happens first. But then later, Madison LaCory covering it on Southern Char. You can go now.

Little girl. Mary M. Cosby from the real Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I am fat. I'm the part, chanting, don't flatten, and long I am. Meredith Marks, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. And finally, the last quote is a simple quote. It's just one simple word, but a word that resonated with, I think the entire brought a bravo audience. And that word is... Polina! Polina!

Polina! Mike's you had Shaza sunset. And the winner is... That's a rough category. By the way, this was a great year for Bravo Cuts. It really was. The great year of random things. Or what?

What? I love that we nominated the phrase or what as the best weather here. And the winner is... Kathy Hilton for Lewis Hunky Dory. Yay! Kathy Hilton. Like to. Two-time winner, Kathy Hilton. Two-time winner.

And Kathy Hilton is killing it. This. And Kathy Hilton is killing it. This is changing Kathy Hilton's life tonight. You're all witnessing it. You're witnessing it. Okay, so let's see here. Where are we? What's my name? Outstanding achievement in business.

Oh, really. Mm. Shadow, we have a street fight. Standing achievement in business oh Really Shall we have a street fight between blue stone man and love a boy With Lisa Vanderpump Visiating apparently yes, but I can tell you Only one of these cocktails speaks to me and it's saying, Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!

Okay, is everyone ready to look at our stand? The nominee is for our Standing Achievement in Business. Yeah. All right. Beauty Lab and Laser. Homeland security is never looked hotter. Yes. The only health spa frequented by Homeland Security and the FBI and NYPD. Ladies staring at my crack.

Ladies staring at my crack. Duret and Nectario wedendresses. This one's called the Eye Bouga. It's the moment, babe. It's the moment. Fresh wolf. Fresh wolf. Fresh wolf. I have to say, I have not seen that picture of her son before. And that is something else.

He's from the future, and the futures run by wolves that are fresh. Most? Karen's three hits and the. Bohemian fire. I want a candle that smells like Bohemians that have been caught on fire. That poor artist on fire in the park. Carrie's trunk show. Yeah, boo, it's okay, you can boo, it's okay. We're not offended. Fucking Carrie, alright. Love a boy.

Love a boy. We actually do give those two a lot of shit. I mean, just this week we're streaming, don't do it. But love her voice good. You're a victim and you're an alcoholic. But I have to say, that was just my family dinner, just kidding. But I have to say, I actually order,

look for a boy at home, I get the soda, the sprays, the sprays. It's good. All right, the next nominee for outstanding achievement in business, Schwartz and Sandees. Current location not available. We wanted to get a photo of it, but unfortunately guys, it just didn't really work out. We did a Google search for like future retro jazzy, sci-Fi, Cool, Acid, Jazz Bar.

I'm just kidding, it's hard. You are such a bitch, I love it. I love when I can surprise Ron and with a real bitchy moment. OK. I'm in Point Kine, I'm a cracktec. I run the joint Kine, I'm a point kind of crack that. I run the joint kind of crack that. And I'm a boss man. So can we move these pamphlets from near

to the middle of the table? Thank you. I continue to maintain that my parents are very confused. All right, so Ronnie, will you? I'm sure they say the same about you. Ha ha ha ha ha. OK, we'll see. Outstanding achievement in business.

As someone who just got his first three shots of bow tops right in the anger line, just serve this award to beauty lab and laser. Let's have a look. The only spa where you can get a facial and a recipe by three different departments of the government. Okay, what we got next. You guys, for this next category, first of all, this is a very frot category now, but to help us navigate the frotness is the author of the number one selling New York time, number one, nighttime selling book that really spilled a lot of tea. It's none other than

people magazines, Dave Quay. If you want the truth and nothing but the truth, someone's got to set you straight. I told you, Brunny doesn't buy your class, but Adiva has needs. See these money don't grow on trees. You got to make it on your own. I'm talking to you. Yeah. Leave Adiva. talking to you. Yeah.

We love it, diva. Yes, we love it. We love it, diva. We love it, diva. I love it. Hi, guys. Hi, Dave. I'm so happy to be here.

Congratulations on your book. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Oh, my goodness. I have to say, Dave, and this is not asking you saying, this is the only braho book I've really ever read I'm so glad

There was a lot you should have seen the uncut version The the full book was out of control, so we got a lot of good stuff in there the book by the way is called not all diamonds and rosé It's funny because when we were deciding what to name our tour, we were originally going to call it the diamonds and rosé tour. And literally the next day it came out that your book was called not all diamonds and rosé. But it's great because then we now became hunky-douritour way better. But we're really, really happy for you in your book.

Thank you so much. And there was some amazing, you know, I loved all the articles that came out because of it. Oh yes, there was a lot of T-spill. We had a big party to celebrate the event and apparently there was like a walk out when other people showed up. I mean, so was that true? Okay, so what he's talking about, or there were reports that the New York cast, Leah, Luanne, and Ramona, right?

All decided they bonded together. We're like, if Ebony comes, we're leaving. And then Ebony came and then they left. They left. Is that happened? I mean, they definitely left when Ebony came, but I don't know if it was a pack, or if it was just like the timing,

but it was pretty cool. I mean, are you kidding me to like be a page six story? That's a dream. What was the craziest interview you did for the book? Well, I've said this before, but I talked to Carol Razwell for 12 hours straight. Wait, would you say that that interview was something of a... Marathon! Marathon!

Yes, she ran the marathon and so did I. It was very, very long. But that was a really good interview. I mean, everyone was... The producers were the juiciest because they didn't hold back at all. Well, you say they didn't hold back, but those are some other fucking liars. I'll tell you that, because I read that book,

and the housewives are saying all this stuff and tattletailing, and then the producers were like, oh, nope, everything was, you know what? It was contractual. It was a contractual disagreement. So how did you, did you actually find yourself pushing back with people and saying, no, no, no, no, no, bitch.

I mean, you're nice, I know you wouldn't say it that way, but like, Carol, you're only getting 11 hours if you don't tell me the truth. Things like that. I did push back a lot because I, you know, oftentimes the producers would say, well, we didn't want to continue working with her because we didn't feel like there was any more storyline.

And I would say sure, but also Ramona. So explain that to me. Right? Like, I mean, I, whoa, I just, well, I can't believe you would say sure, but also Ramona. So explain that to me. Right? Like, I mean, I, whoa, I can't believe you would say that about me, I can see so much storyline, okay? Not a bad point. Not a bad point. So yeah, so a lot of hypocrisy, but you know, whatever.

It's fun. I always say it's a book of feelings, not a book of facts. That's for sure. That's for sure. Yeah, it was a lot of of diary room sessions that you see, just all, but I love how they were all cut together. Were people actually interviewed together? No, everyone was interviewed, except that it

sounds like they're arguing with each other, which I really love. I love creating conflicts with each other. It's pitting housewives against each other in a book. Well, basically, they were, because I would ask them all the same questions, and they would say things that were different, so they were kind I would ask them all the same questions and they would say things that were different So it they were kind of arguing with each other. Well, we're gonna let's let's go on to our last question Yes, of course Ronnie. So would you say they in the book battle? You're much better than Brian more

I would not say that I love trying I love crying. I love crying. We love both of you guys. I love the crying. And I'm so, you know, I haven't seen you guys since Leanne Lockins wedding. We were all at Leanne Lockins wedding together.

So three of us went to Leanne Lockins wedding. We were there. Some of us have paid people to scrub our Facebook. So. And I will say there was more food backstage than there was at her wedding There was no food at that wedding It was a great time. It was a great time. I was starving

But we were starving. I'm looking is gonna be up your ass No, she loves it. She has fun with it. Okay Okay, so years ago we used to make ringtones for patreon members and There's one of Leanne because we always joke that Leanne's tone is probably even herself. Like every time you get a text it just goes, DONG! And that is still my text tone to this day. It is, it is.

That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I'm hanging an elevator and everyone just looking at you with DONG! DONG! It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. Alright, so speaking of Dongs, it's time to talk about Best Newbie. This is a semi-conservational category now.

But that's okay because if you feel something, feel free to emote it. Okay, are you ready guys? For Best Newbie, the first nominee is... Crystal. Oh, yes. The first nominee is... Crystal! Oh, yes! I like Crystal quite a bit. I like her too. She's very tall. Yes, I love that. Yeah.

And the Lion King. And the Lion King. She's a... She's able to blow it! Excellent! Sorry to everyone listening. You just had her ears ruined. I loved it. Oh, I guess I could just see it there

I don't know why I need to give people all the crap. I might go just track is not even out today It's my entire lower body. It's like not even it's looking good though. Here comes the next nominee Great job. I had a lot to deal with She had a lot of camera to deal with. Abin and Abin will be on the list. She had to endure way more than anyone had to. Next up. Oh, gurney. Gurney.

Gurney. Gurney. Gurney. Get purified. You're purified. This audience is purified. Real housewives of Miami. She's doing great. Here we go guys.

Is everyone ready? Get ready. I know what's coming. What's going to be? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's Jenny-Win. Jenny-Win. Jenny-Win. So much changes, okay? So much changes between the time you make a PowerPoint and the time you get on a plane

Yeah, okay Do you think she got votes? Do you think she did before? Yeah Mea Miss Mea Thorne Mea? I thought Mea was fantastic by the. I thought Mia was fantastic, by the way. I thought she was a great... She just got in there and was messy and she was... I thought her husband was fantastic.

Messy. But Tomic is a national treasure. Yes. Mia is highly underrated. Just Christmas, we were treated to Mia doing a victim video against Mickey Menage Yeah, because Mickey didn't give Mia's children Gucci bags People hate the well I think the well is great, but people hate her. I love that. Yeah Later. I love that.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. All right. All right. So who do you think should win? Who do you think should be? Who does Dave Quinn think should be the best newbie?

I mean, I would give that if we're talking about somebody who I want to see come back next season. I'd give that to Mia. All right. Mia. This is who the audience voted for. John, John.

Some nervous. I totally love this. Dr. Tiffany Moose. She deserves this. She was great. I'm ready for Mary to medicine Dallas, build it around, tip of the moon, give us another chance. Yeah. Dave Quinn, thank you so much. Let's go.

Everyone give it up for Dave Quinn. Buy us a book. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Vivaldiva. Vivaldiva. Vivaldiva. Vivaldiva. Vivaldiva. Is to the diva. Diva. Diva.

Vivaldiva. Vivaldiva. Vivaldiva. Vivaldiva. Vivaldiva. Let's get some diva. And chew. Oh, God, that song, that speaking of underrated,

where's that song on the radio? Where is it? All right, here we go. Where are we? What are we doing? Who are we? In a ceremony. I love the held earlier this evening.

Meryl Streep has pulled out of this shit drunk. I'm telling you that right now. It's true. Yup. Outstanding repurposing of a Muppet. Meredith Marxist-Sleeves, really in any episode. I was never a discussion about whether my sleeves

would be made of a Muppet or not. Ooh. Most talented gulag escapee turned chef. Dushka from below deck med. Dushka. Dushka. Well, I would like to present the award for finished storyline, which I don't really know that I even appreciate the name of that award.

I don't really know that I even appreciate the name of that award. But that nomination is I just want to meet baby Shams. That was a pretty thin storyline. That was a thing. I didn't met your baby. Resa, Jaws of Sunset. Resa, Resa Ferent. OK, worst person, worst person, two, there's a sentence, worst person

to run into at a sex party, worst person to run into at a sex party, Matt, the chef, from Belodek Med. I like sex party. I like houses. Most likely to ruin sex parties as a concept, this still Matt from Belock. Matt from Bullock? Oh, and finally, outstanding achievement in causing news jobs. Michael Myers on the set of Halloween kills, which Kyle Richards starred in, available on Peacock, a streaming service that features Kyle Richards,

former star of Little House in the Prairie. And congratulations, because that was very close. James got a lot about Sprint Bandar Pumper. Okay, so the next category, oh this is a good category. Best Scandal. I'm going to go right. Best scandal. And to present Best Scandal, one of the hottest dishes in New York City.

Mr. Luke O'Brien. Woo! Get off a wig, my wig, my wig, yeah, my wig, yeah. Get off a wig, my wig, my wig, yeah, my wig, my wig. Get off a wig, my wig, my wig, yeah'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up, I'm breaking up Oh my god, he's so hot. That's yours, yeah. You don't have to do anything to it. He's already on. Yeah, it's on. Well, I was going to bring you a hot dish, but I brought you a candle instead.

Thank you. Lou. Lou's got Arco. You named it after me. Arco. Arco. He stands for Ronnie. Lou, I love you. It's a single wick. It's a single way. I do have double wicks to just

Guys he smells so good I you know Kyle couldn't be here, so I had to bring out a lover boy. This is representing Kyle. Kyle and Carl It's Carl's birthday today by the way. Oh Well the same color lever, boy. Who would have thought? My birthday looks great by the way. My birthday looks great. Look great by the way, Luke.

You look great. You look great. So Luke, first of all, when you're coming back to Summer House, it's about two episodes. I know, right? It's crazy coming out and seeing everybody here. I'm like, wow, hi. Probably pretty soon.

OK. I think pretty soon. So I got to say, I feel like there's more people in here than there is in my hometown. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Fascinating. That's right.

Fascinating. Krapen Spans know how to fill a building. Yeah, it's absolutely amazing. Yeah, there's some hotties in here. You should see later at night. Oh, man. Some Bravo theme tops just start flying across the room. Yeah. So we know Luke that you don't necessarily

watch every show. But I think that based off of the nominees, you might be able to form an opinion on what sounds like it's the best scandal of the year, right? I will try my best. Okay. Okay. Alright, Roddy, you started off.

Are you ready to start it off? The best scandal of 2021. I feel like I can watch from the computer. I know, isn't it so cool? It's pretty cool, everybody, for real. Here comes the first nominee Eric James DuVos from Tom Girardine it's from Aragut you should know I don't do my thumb

J.Lo breaks up with A.Rod because of Madison. That's a big one. You know some of the players in that actually. Yes, I do. Batter up. Ten Shaw arrested for wild crime. How was our father? JL knocks up Danny and denies paternity.

And then this fucker, after I've already made a PowerPoint, goes on to social media and is like, oh yeah, by the way, the test came out. I'm a father. It's like, we knew you were a father. I don't care what anybody says. That is Perez Hilton after you lost him. Okay. It's him.

It is. Double shame on Danny for getting it pregnant. By skinny Perez. Gross. Okay. Ron, and this one's you. Shame on Danny for getting it pregnant it by skinny purée Okay, Ron, and this one's you Lisa may have counsels Kaira's how do I just party but I didn't why would I do that? Why would I do that? No more shafers no more shafers, please no more sternos for Angie clear the shafers, no more shafers, please. No more starnos, for Angie. Clear the shafers.

Mary Cosby may run a cult. That's a scandal. That's a big one, right? So I've heard. Yeah. Yeah. Right, Katie? It's a big one.

It's a big scandal, Katie, right? I mean, yeah. OK, here we go. Next nominee, Ronnie. I'm in this guy's all over the place. You know that one, right? Three-ton nominee. I know, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I fucking arm. Not even a baby arm, a human arm.

He's got a fat man's arm. I really wish we had some, like, a surprise guest appearance right now by Bolo, but no, we don't. Porsche may have slept with Bolo, real housewives of Atlanta. And it's almost like a doubleheader, no pun intended, because the next one is Porsche winds up engaged to Falun's husband. That show is some mess. I love that. That was a good one.

Okay. Shannon, out Nicole, for having sued Terry DeRoe in the past. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, for having sued Terry Debron in the past. I didn't know, we were getting long so well. Spoof decks. Spoof decks. Spoof decks. That's a good one. Let's play.

Okay. Terrence has shown up in the first party of the scenes and the scene of Evan Cheez on Junkie. And then Junkie said the genders, clunk in the mouth, don't, how dare you bitch! That family bitch! That family bitch! You know husbands are family as well. All right, Luke. Now that you've seen the scandals that have plagued Bravo for a year,

did any one of those seem like really scandalous to your innocent Minnesota heart? Yeah, and that's Minnesota nice, right? Minnesota nights. I mean, there's so many that I think I'll leave it up to you guys to decide. I'm just saying It's not tough, but I Like the spoof text because I scoop my friends all the time Spoof Luke chooses spoof text. That's good. That's a good one

Ronnie no, this is your skim it to the loop. Okay, Luke. You have to open it. You have to open it. We're putting a microphone so we can hear it open. You read it. Eric Adin's divorce from Tom Am amid his broad-and-like deacias. That's it. Oh. Did we really think it would be anything else? Jen Shaw had a good fight. Jen Shaw had a good fight.

Mary Cosby. I do want to say one thing. Yes. We're sitting up here. And you guys, we... I listen to them all the time. I laugh my ass off. They're fucking hilarious.

Sorry, am I not right? I'm not right. am I not right? And I was running on a country road in Northern Minnesota. It's so Luke. I heard them talking about a song about a coyote. Oh yeah. We're sitting here up on a stage in front of all of you. And I was wondering if we could get a rendition of the coyote song. We would love it if you sang some bars from your coyotes song

I don't even know my own song. So you're a member. Yeah, okay, we could sing it. Okay, okay All these people. Okay Okay, that's fine. All right Oh, we're seeing you. Okay, that's fine. All right. Oh, the coyote on the country road. Coyote hopped up and down like a frog. Coyote with four legs and walking on paths.

No, no, no, no, no, let me workshop, no. Coyote walking on eggs. Coyote walking gives you real strong, four arms. Coyote! Coyote! Coyote! I love these guys!

They're the best! Thank you all so much, that was fun! Take care! Love you, man! You're the best! You're the best! You're the best! So fun!

You're the best! You're the best! Research me, you'll find me. Click them keys and Google me. Gee, my god. Oh, gee, and that beat me. Kick like those keys. Research me, pick those keys and Google me.

Yeah. Yes, Google me. I mean, where else are you gonna fucking hear Google me? Alright, guys, I felt like Chris Farley in that sketch where he's like, Bruce Wallace? Remember when you were in Die Hard? That was cool. You want to introduce the next? Oh, sir.

Okay, this bitch. This bitch. Okay, so now we have the award for biggest mess. This girl we have become really close with over the years and really consider her a true friend and we are Very excited to announce our good girl is Taylor She I'm reckless offenses destroy all your defenses I guess this is just prices I'm reckless of fences, destroy all your defenses, my guest list is prices,

Elias, I'm monetizing, shall I mentally... I don't know if you guys know this, but hey, girls, hey! Chachin, let's explain to you. Chachin, me! I'm dressed like somebody from Euphoria who's going to a business meeting. I'm confused in old. You're dressed like Euphoria at their 10 year anniversary.

Oh my God, Taylor, however you ever won't be able to listen to the Taylor Streck or show. Thank you. You're a great guy. I'm a great girl. It's so great to see you. You scared me. Not scared me, but like about a month ago when the trailer dropped for Real House as a New Jersey Taylor posted that she and her wife Taylor, well,

your wife Taylor, my wife Taylor, she's right there. And she said that her wife Taylor was just cast as the first lesbian on real else on New Jersey. And I had just woken up, but I wasn't going rationally, and I legitimately lost my mind. I was like, this is amazing. This is a breakthrough for lesbianism. I'm sorry that didn't happen. She was just in the background at Margaret Joseph's Pride

Party. So yeah, that's as close as we're going to get. Margaret Joseph's Pride Party. Yeah. Excited for that. It was a big party. Yes. I'm excited for that. It was a big party. OK, I had iced coffee. Joe was there.

It was a great time. OK, it was a great time. Tell you what, on your way out, grab a cock. All right, just grab some free cock on the way. I'll do the gift box. Taylor, are you excited for this category biggest mess? Yeah, question. Why am I presenting with y'all biggest message because I'm a sloppy mess

Yes, and listen you are a I was gonna say a pretty mess, but we're not gonna do that. Oh That's a worse insult, you know, yes No, because crap is biggest mess is like our our shit Yes, we're not about most of this is like the best, whatever. No, this is messy shit, that's why you're here. Messy, messy shit. So are you ready for the nominees? Beyond.

All right, here we go, the biggest mess on Bravo. Woo! All right. The drive back, parking lot, video shoot. Drive back. Ah. Drive back. Not bad. It's a great song, actually, it's a great song. Parking lot video shoot drive back drive back It's great song actually it's a great song

caused a lot of drama The shade of it all the real housewives of New York non-Reyunion this year. Yeah. Oh well, you know, Alexia arranges to meet with her dead husband's muscle talk lover. That was messy. She got told at least, stood up, but she sat there and looked fabulous. So I'm here for it. By the way, if you're not watching Real Housewives of Miami, just look at this. Look at that. I know. It is dare I say the best franchise to date.

I said it. I said it. Oh captain Lee would never. Captain Glenn crashes into yeah. We can't be crashed into the deck. I'm gonna go out of the blow deck. We crashed into the deck. You will do a yacht though. You gotta up yourself.

Oh, Cynthia, it's a bad, direct party. That was a great mess. I mean, again though, it's just like, where is Bolo tonight, you know? I know, that was a huge mistake that we did not book Bolo over this evening. And we're not just teeing up some surprise. I'm sorry guys Oh

What a soft drawing I feel like people need below dex sailing was actually kind of on another level this year and it was full of mess and I really appreciate that. Okay, next nominee for biggest mess of 2021. Jennifer Aiden! Oh! Jackie! Right there! Listen, this was not her best moment, but you know what, I've been there as the mess that I am and I really relate, it was a relatable moment for me, you know. You know what, baby? I saw a fox on the black bearer!

That's a neat fox on the back. Pink. Jennifer, why don't you come on in. You're being messy. That's our billy then. All right, here comes the next mess. Oh. She won with the caviar though, snaps for that, right? Yeah. Chris Smith's song video shoot, girl.

Santa didn't even show up at my house this year. He's like, fuck all of you. You know, I'm not even coming to anybody's house. You know, we all said that that song ripped off all the one for Chris Smith's You. And in case you guys don't know, the person who wrote that song is Walter. This guy is so big. Every Christmas I walk through the store and I go, I know that guy. Megan Kig Edmonds, two-month marriage of the President's nephew.

I just want to say this bitch stole my look. I had that veil for my city hall wedding. Yes. So. And I think this is the final nominee for biggest mess. Ronnie, will you do the honors? Oh, sure. I'd love to. Well.

Sonya Morgan's ass in general. It all started with the toaster of an... It really did. It really did. If you were picking the winner, who would you take? It was the biggest mess. Or what was the biggest mess? I just think that when your name can be synonymous with pests, you win. So, Sorny Morgan, Morgan is my partner.

Sorny Morgan. Tell her she's a son of a factor name. Clean up, we've got a sony Morgan on aisle two. That does work, actually. And this past season, she was just everything of the sort, messy. She was, it's like she was drunk, she was depressed, she was eating, she was crying, she was drinking through her map. She was shitting on the floor.

Yeah. I mean. Because she did shit on the floor too. I can't tell who she is. I think the floor is the floor. The photo was the floor shitter. The photo was the floor shitter. The photo was the one who put on the floor.

But you know, it's like friends of a feather flock together. Birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together. Yeah, like birds of a coop, you know, both poof. There's not just one loose butt in a group of friends. I can tell you that on friends with the reality gaze. That was so rude, man. Jesus. So rude. Okay, biggest mess. Biggest mess of the past year. By the way, that ring. This is not a Bravo ring.

Nice work. It's my man. Nice work. From my ex-husband, I repurposed it because I'm that kind of a lesbian. Elegant and superficial. Okay, the winner is Roni reunion

not really Taylor thank you so much I'm waiting and listen to your show tell it one Taste of Taylor podcast free 99 and the Taylor Shrecker show it's a radio show Patreon thanks guys Thank you, Taylor. It's expensive to be me.

My song. Looking good, don't come for free. Well, bitch, what? That's just what we, it's expensive to be me. Thank you. Cheers. Wah. Ah.

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Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. You literally hear her opening their whip Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, The biggest fight of the year. We love a fight. We love a fight on Bravo. Do we not? We love a fight. Don't real life. Not real life, we're our pacifists. OK, the first nominee is a big one.

It is the solid fight. I'm Ross as a Potomac. Love anything that involves lettuce. I love a good salad. Projectile lettuce is very important to a good narrative. Because I really took salad. I feel like everybody kind of feels this. Like salad is an assault.

Yeah. It's an assault. And that's what they turned it into. I appreciate it. Yeah. Erica versus Sutton, dinner party from hell, part two. Heather's no-boo party. I was trying to be a friend. Oh, you know what's great? Salad had a big year for fights on Bravo.

Uh, this, you know what? You know what? Yeah. Vanderpump rules has had a rough, damn go. We all know it's had a rough go of it. We're sticking with it. We know some of you did not. This shit was gold. This was great

James and Max fight about a split-celled face figure for salad this year, so Let's see here. Oh, Jenny is fallen. She's not the international peace gardens. Oh One of our recent one of our presenters Oh, one of our presenters. Kyle and Carl versus Luke. Oh yeah, I don't like you. Right, coming off Luke, Luke loses his mind. For a month, we're waiting to see what Luke says, and he's like, I don't like you.

Lexi versus the boat of low deck mad that was a pretty big one Luann and Sonya versus Versace and Salem that was big Ramona versus Cadi on ultimate girls trip Right right right This is yours Right? Right? Right? Is that yours? This is yours. Teresa versus Jackie versus Melissa versus Marge versus Cheesecubes. Real housewives of New Jersey.

Cheesecubes said, wait a second, I'm not letting salad have all the fun. Okay? I'm a fucking cheesecube, I'm getting involved. The fights are those still in the keto realm. So you have to give Bravo a credit for that. Very keto friendly fights. Whitney versus Mary at Mary's cooking class. I was driving Carpool. I couldn't answer the phone. Ah.

That was pretty good. You didn't call me. But I have children. And then Mary made her come dread. What did she tell her? Like come dress like a pin on a farm or something crazy. Like come dress like a cat coming out of a cow to the giant. And Whitney said, I've got dressy outfit. Okay, and the winner of Best Fight is...

Bring it up, bring it up, bring it up, bring it up. It's a little bit stubborn. You got this. Okay, the Best Fight of the Year, Erica versus Sudden at the dinner party from Al Part II. ceremony. Oh, lovely. And a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were given out. Best person to thank randomly to show how famous you are. My dear friend, I am long. Oh, this is what we can all get behind. Sport most in need of dying. Pick a ball! Best Jersey food fusion.

Thanks, that big! Thanks, that big! Ooh, this is a tie, guys. Outstanding achievement in religious leadership, profit, lot, and marry Cosby. Pretty impressive category. Best adaption to COVID-19. Sonia Morgan drinking through her mother-fucking mask.

Who does that? Who does that? That was great. This is an important award now. fucking mask, who does that? Who does that? That was great. This is an important award now. Outstanding achievement and encapsulating all our fears of the legal system. Shane Simpson fails the bar, but passes anyway. Outstanding triumph over outer darkness and from Real House Eyes of Salt Lake City. And here to accept the award for outstanding triumph over outer darkness and ballerajakets,

Ms. Heather Rage. This is such a honor. If you had told me a year ago that I was going to win let alone be nominated for the Golden Crapie for outstanding triumph over outer darkness and ballerajakets, I wouldn't have believed it. Those are some pretty big shoes to fill. But luckily I have the large feet on the housewise cast, so I accept this word on behalf of them and on behalf of sinners everywhere. Lean into your vices,

of sinners everywhere. Lean into your vices, try a little harder to disappoint your parents a little more every day and soon you could be staying up here next to me. And I share this Polaro jacket with all of you. God bless. Breathe in, nipple. Breathe in, apple. Yes. Thank you Heather for sending us in that video. That's our good time girl right there great speech great fucking speech It's time for commercial it's time for a crap and commercial for this category best villain. Alright so go ahead. Candice Dillard. Now I personally judge this category with who filled me with the most rage because people ask like how do you vote? Do you vote for the most evil or the one that you love to hate the most?

I don't know. When I want to punch my TV, but then watch the episode over, I think you win. So I give credit to Candace. And also, just after giving Candace so much shit all year long, deservedly so. I think I don't apologize, OK? But I will say really nice job on her album Deep Space.

I actually listened to it. So nice work, lady. It is, drive back is a bomb, as they say. All right, next nominee for Best Villain. Erica Jane show. I've got my fucking life guy. What the hell? All right, the next nominee, Ronnie, ready? Hannah Berner. Hannah Berner.

Summer House. Former crap and guest. You guys. How did you broke? If you, if, if you ever nominate me for best villain, you will lose more than your Oh, God. Perez Jr. Jean de J.L. César L'Ore. From below that. Ah, sailing. Yeah?

Yeah, below that sailing, got. Uh-huh. Ah-huh. Jemcha! What about the nominations in Heimord? Being an anti-racist is to get a shot of the game. The best way to get a shot of the game is to get a shot of the game. The best way to get a shot of the game is to get a shot of the game. The best way to get a shot of the game is to get a shot of the game. Oh, God, he's gonna come! I'm gonna come show!

All right, look all the people that are up there. Look at all the people in the balcony. Wow, there's so many people guys. Look at the guys. Woo! Yeah, Carrie Brittingham. She's still set. Okay.

Yeah! Mary! I love Mary Cosby. Mary M Cosby. Helen, villain or hero? Helen. Can't be she's a Helen. Colt leader or just Colt leader, yeah.

No, man. Mary. Whoa. Whoa. You know what? Sometimes I say things and don't realize. I don't realize it hurt. Because you know what?

This one time, time was a little girl J.O.D.E.M. Barst Smith said hey go play in the dirt okay, so I played in the dirt and I didn't ever get to convert to Judaism okay? guy Okay Who do you think who do you think is the best villain? Who do you think is best villain man? This is tough because you don't know. It's like the worst. How are you going to pick the worst in this year?

This was a lot of... A lot of villains. What? I don't know. You're like you're lining up evils this year and you're having to make a point. So, I'm going to go in. I'm not picking this because they're they're just getting someone's gonna get pissed All right, so they don't yeah, all right, so tell us tell them tell me I think Mary. I think I will go with Mary's a great villain

She's just a great chaos. She's an agent of chaos and She's given us classic housewives in that she's like Ramona in that way like everybody booze Ramona But you also laugh your ass off and you know you fucking do when you do housewives in that. She's like Ramona in that way. Like everybody booze Ramona, but you also laugh your ass off and you know you fucking do when you do it at home. And then you feel bad about it. And then you go project it all over the internet like, fuck you Ramona singer. Like you weren't just laughing your ass off and your underwear now, but you know you're better than that. You know what I mean? And that's what Mary gives me. I'm like, I should not be loving Mary like this. But then I still do.

So I commend Mary on bringing classic housewives flavor this many years into housewives. So well done. Thank you, Ronnie. That was very well stated. And I agree. Oh, Ronnie. Ronnie.

That's why it's like, fuck you. Ha, ha, ha. OK. Guys, it's not, but I'm really proud of this woman, because she needs all the gold she can get at this point. Her name? Miss Erica Jolling! Miss Erica Jolling!

And here, here to accept the award for Biggest Villain, is none other than Miss Erica Jane herself. People don't understand how difficult it is to have in a ward show. Ben's house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar, and then he had to have eye surgery, and then Ronnie went to go check on him and they rolled his car five times. Yeah, they're under a lot of stress. So I wanted to take a pretty messed moment to congratulate you on 10 years allegedly.

Happy crappies, counties. Thank you, Amy Phillips. Amy Phillips. Go look at her. Her hair. Her hair. Her hair. Her hair.

Her hair. Her hair. Her hair. Her hair. Nice work. So good. Guys, we're getting there. We're getting it a few more. I know a lot of you are like, I'm 40, I got a piss. And we're in the home shrine. That's just my inner monologue. So I know some of y'all feel it too. We're in the home stretch now.

We're getting there. OK, so let's see here. Best non-housewives show. This is because there's some really good shows on Bravo that get overshadowed by the real housewives. And we wanted to give them a little bit of love. So we're going to give them a little bit of love, guys. Let's do it.

I mean, OK. Polo Dexalingott had a great year. You didn't watch it. You really should. It was a great year. You didn't watch it, you really should. It was a great year. Great year. Family car, mom. I know.

Shahza Sunset. Shaman. Oh, you look great, by the way. You look great, by the way. You look great by the way. Somewhere else. My dear friend, Top Chef. Bless its heart. And finally, Winterhouse.

Winterhouse and Winterhouse. All right. And the winner for Best Non-House We Have Show. ["House We Have Show"] ["House We Have Show"] I mean, you could just tell by the audience, it's Saba-House! Saba-House!

How many sandwiches have you made me? So you guys, you guys, the past two years have been, this past two years have been crazy for all of us, right? And, you know, we had to work from home. There's a literal pandemic. There's just a lot going on in the world. And we wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that even though things were dark and terrible,

that things can actually get better. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. We can up in the morning. We can up in the morning. We can up in the morning. We can up in the morning. We can up in the morning.

We can up in the morning. We can up in the morning. We can up in the morning. We can up in the morning. I just wish things would get better Trying to get better then But nothing stays the same I wish things wouldn't get I just wish things would get better Better, better, who? I wish things would get better, better, who?

I woke up in the morning doing my hair and makeup. Our strings would get undressed with strings would get I was thinking again, and just we're thinking again Putting my clothes on, walking in the school I was thinking again, and just we're thinking again Better, better, who? But just we sing we can better Oh, I wish we could get better I wish we could get better Thinking about what's gonna happen

Next things are just caught up in my mind Just can't get rid of this Worrying and worrying I just cannot get rid of this I cannot take chances This seems just to mine to my waking up in the morning thinkin' about so many things I wish things would get I'm just wish things would get better

I wish things would get better I wish things wouldn't get Metta Let your piranha sing and play at the same time. That's my podcast husband. Thank you so much, Maddie Jake and Ely. I love you. Now you know I was gonna do that shit.

And now every year Ben puts together a really beautiful and memoriam segment to honor those who have fallen this past year at Bravo. And this year we are lucky enough to have Grammy Award-winning Walter Athanasia And this year we are lucky enough to have Grammy Award-winning Walter Apanasia to produce a little song he wrote just for this called Hero. Walter. I'm a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little Broadway, Elizabeth, Tanya, Stravy, Stu Chains, Elizabeth, Lexi, Delaney and Jess, Matt. Away, no. Fredra.

Garth. Ticha. Kyle. All Coco. She's Cuebs. Oh, Coco, she's cute, sweet James, the dock, Genja's Louis Vuitton access, Luke's igloo, Wells Fargo endorsements, Brock and Sheena's wedding, Wendy's old breasts, Kyle's bags, Erica's PJ, the Rooney reunion, P.J. The Roni reunion. Single wick candles, Jiselle and Jamal,

Dolores and David. Oh, my line Randall. James and Rick Al. Hannah. Jenny. Hanna Jenny Mary Kelly Porsche 57 57 When I grow up I'm gonna be rich The entire real housewives of Dallas Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That was beautiful. That was beautiful. And give it up for Ronnie, that song was amazing. Ronnie! Thank you. Okay, now is time for the top three biggest awards of the night.

And this is a big one. Here to present them first. We've been saving a Miss Jackie Goldstein, a real hot shot. Gold Snighter, Real Class of the Goat Rose! What do I want for Christmas? What do I want for Christmas? What's again a magic leaf here Beneath my Christmas tree What's gonna give me joy hanging with all the boys

That's always nice to do But what do I want for Christmas? Just you! Hello, Jackie! So honored to be here. I have to tell you guys the funniest thing. You've really had an impact on my life. A few weeks ago, I was this true story. I had to go find a home COVID test.

And the only place that had one was this little apothecary. And I walked in and I saw a big gather sign. And I was a cold head in Ronnie. So influence. Well, thank you so much for supporting us in the show. Yes. Even when we're dicks. Nice.

Let us face that. What do we remember, Niz? Thank you. And you've been nominated several times tonight, actually, as it turns out. I never won. I know. I'm sorry.

You could be the Susan Lutji of the crap it is. In one night, we got a lot of history crammed into one night. A lot of season luchy history. Is there anything you can tell us about the upcoming season of Real House House in New Jersey, which actually starts this week, or Monday, or Tuesday? Tuesday. I will just say this. Karma is the seventh housewife.

Oh. Oh. Wow. OK. Karma is the seventh housewife. Oh! Oh! Wow! Okay, I just do have one question. I don't know if you can answer it. Does Louis fake cancer? Because that's the vibe I'm getting. That's even too low for Louis.

Oh! What? By the way, how's your hot, hot husband? He's still hot. Good. He's still hot and he's still not getting any BJs. Oh, you're all. That storyline almost made me want to go to the gym.

Just to see. Just to see. All right, so we are going to go through this is about the best moment that happened all year long. We're gonna go through the nominees and I'll ask you afterwards if you have any thoughts on any of them Okay, you ready? Okay, here we go This was a great moment. Omr comes out to his grandmother, family karma. I literally cried. It's such a nice, it shouldn't even be on our show.

It's so nice. And it was so much better when I came out to my grandmother. She was just like, but I'm going to be in heaven. I'm not even kidding. It's like that is so sweet. She cares I'm not going to be there. Oh. I'm kidding. It's like that is so sweet she cares I'm not going to be there.

Oh. Ariana mocks Lala. Like a nanny nanny nanny nanny. Bye. Oh bye. Oh bye. Oh bye. Oh bye.

You're so nice. Don't worry. No more. Eric and Zane cries, look at my fucking life. On real housewives and Beverly Hills. Over a caviar pie. Over a caviar pie, yeah. Ooh, double nominee in this category. Erica's monologue about Tom's car crash.

It's pretty good. Jen Shaw arrested outside of beauty, lab and later. This was the moment that maybe happy to be alive in a Bravo fan. Oh, calendar, go film a video for Saurik County! Not in Saurik County! Lindsay Wonsa, God damn sandwich, just give her the sandwich, summer house. Meredith Marx, socks in her bathtub. I watch both of them. Mickey Minaj shows up at the Potomac reunion.

The reasonably shady party. Mickey Minaj shows up at the Potomac reunion. The reasonable, reasonably shady party, right? Sonia Lucitzer, damn mind over, Wells Fargo. All right, Jackie, did any of those, were any of those moments that you feel like were above and beyond? Yeah, I mean, Tom's house is broken in too. I heard that she won. I don't know where I heard it, but I heard it. I don't know who told me, but someone told me.

You did, Sashal Madia told you this was a little something. I mean, Tom's house is broken in too. That was a good one. That was a real good one. All right. I do have to say just if that is where the award is going. Sonya got robbed because yes, I get arrogance like more TikToked. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

Mm-mm. Um, that Sonya Morgan losing her goddamn mind over someone banking at Wells Fargo. Mm-go. Just center all of these. I have forgotten to give these out tonight so just someone get a box and send this shit to that cold ass plate townhouse. That, you know, New York did not have its best season but it definitely gave us some things we'll never forget. Yes. All right, the best Bravo moment of the year. Really like the most difficult envelope.

This was my personal choice. Jen Shaw arrested outside of P-11. I mean, you cannot talk that. You cannot of that. I'm not talking about that. Jackie, thank you so much for being here. We cannot wait for the new season. I'm going to watch you do it. I made a clock on Bravo!

She's a hit of call. I'm a Christmas, I'm a second. What's gonna magically appear beneath my Christmas tree? What's gonna get me joined hanging with all the boys? That's always nice to do, but what do I want for Christmas? Just you! You know what I want for Christmas? Cabaret! Just you. You know what I want for Christmas?

Cabaret! Alright. Alright, here we go. Jackie. Jackie. That was cool. That was good, good, good, gorgeous. It's like we knew you were a gorgeous, I mean we see you on TV, but like sometimes you

know you meet people from TV and you're like Have a TV that girl damn yeah Thank you to all our guests who came tonight by the way they were I mean it was really so cool there to come Shlip into the city All right, here we go Bravo Liberty of the year too big one the big one All right, here we go. Bravo Liberty of the Year. It's a big one. The big one.

Bravo Liberty of the Year. Oh, well, you know, Peter, it's Alexia. Alexia. I love Alexia. Alexia. Oppa, my wedding. Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready.

Honorary his parents, too. Honorary his parents. What's probably that thing? Garsell, Boba.ary his parents Garsell but How are you Garsell? I know Garsell didn't have the most active year but naming her stupid fish that she didn't even like Kyle and Doreet. Yeah, it's a great move and then them dying with some funny shit Heather gay And then them dying with some funny shit. Heather Gay. Another gay.

People's champion. Maintaining just like fun. Normalcy, actually eating on bravo and still stirring shit for the entire city. Yup, stirring shit. God I had it to work. Um. Mmm. Mmm. everywhere. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. Sorry, um. Um. Um. Karen. Um. Um.

Um. Ray, we're doing a sexy. Um. He's like, all right. Oh. Oh, Maratism. Institution. Oh.

He's winning. He's all right. Austin, I love you Austin. I'm in love with you Austin. Pretty proud of Lindsay actually. Just seeing how far she's not calm. But let me explain, because I was horrible to say, but not really changing, but just getting more confident in it.

You know? It's like you're just fucked up and broken, and you're just beautiful and confident doing it. Yes, indeed. Yeah, she's had a great, it's more like she hasn't, she hasn't grown, but we've gone to her. Oh my God, hi, baby, gorgeous. Hi, Lisa Barlow. Hi, baby, good, hi. Oh my God, can I gorgeous. Hi, Lisa Barlow.

Hi baby girl. Hi. Oh my God, can I touch? Can I touch? I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.

Can I touch? Can I touch? Oh by the way, we haven't been giving her our crappies to work out. I know. And Lisa Barlow would be nothing in this category without that fake ass cry. She does every time she tries to have a scene, but no one ever lets her have the scene. It's my-

Aaaaah! Aaaaah! I need a little bit more! I need a little bit more! It's like the godfather just trying to sit down really slowly. Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah!

Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! A classic. Everyone loves Margaret Joseph What do you can expect? Hearts. Age to Sarmal. Like and subscribe.

The only one willing to stand up, Terika Jane, all season. Yes! Yes! Katie gives it to Sadden. And here, you know, also another perennial favorite who deserves more love. Toria. Toria. Toria is, you know, Tora is just year after year,

you just think, God, she must be exhausted. Really, all of Mary Dometeson, like they do it every single year. I mean, they bring it every single year. Yeah. Well then, you got it. Give that shit to me, Rod Namb.

Yeah. Get in me, buddy. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Guy, I'm so happy for her. I didn't know. It's going to change her. Sunstruck. Sunstruck! I thought I was going to be Heather for sure, but it was like, it was neck and neck.

It was like, it was like it was like 200 votes difference out of like 20,000. I thought it was gonna be a Garsell for sure I thought Garsell had it all right the roller Amazon. Thanks to the sales This is heavy guys. This is the last award The last award of the night. This is the big one. I'm out of all the people that we have thanked and congratulated online. I have to thank and congratulate you. This is the least messy and disgusting crappies crowd

we've ever had. And I mean, that is a compliment. You guys have held it together. You guys have been great. You've been a great time. And no one's going to be humiliated tomorrow. Thank you guys for braving in New York cold to come out here. Yeah, thank you guys.

We love you guys. Alright, there we go. Followed by X-Salaghan. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Real Housewives of Miami, you better watch it. Who ever thought we'd say that. I know, honestly. Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Real Housewives of Orange County is back. Amazing. Yes. Oh, let's see here. Oh, yeah. Definitely best music. Buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh-la, buh- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Yes, love it. Okay, bring it.

Real House, this is an amazing show. Real House is the ultimate girls trip. The last one's ultimate girls trip was great. Ultimate girls trip. And a little bit. This was also and this one finally. This jaw's of sunset. Well dex. It was a good season. Don't count that shit out. I'm telling you. There's one last. It was a good season. Don't count that shit out. I'm telling you. All right, there's one last. Summer should be fun.

Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. It's my life. Oh, no, no. I take it with me.

Oh, no, no. I'm living in hell. I shine a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. That was the theme song to Summer House. Woo!

That theme song is like the sound a COVID test would make if they could... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's just someone who like built their own jetpack and then decided to launch in their

backyard and then just went out of control. But it was Gen Shaw who did it. Okay, final award. Final, they let's do this one together. Ronnie, okay. Here we go everyone. They'll do this one together. Okay. Here we go, everyone. The Bravo Show of the Year has voted by the listeners of the Watch Your Crappin's podcast. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. The real housewives of Salt Lake City. Couldn't really be anyone else. Couldn't have been an amazing one of the best, top five best real housewives in the whole time. Guys, thank you so much for being here. For being with us. Don't leave just yet because. And now, we want to lead you out with one of our oldest song classics.

Please sing along with Katie and Walter. If you know the words, when they get to the Katie and Walter Thank you for everything you guys killed it all of our guests the town hall all of you Geraldins we love you Thank you for amazing night back guys Watch what happens who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Watch what happens? Watch what happens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

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