Watch What Crappens - 2023 Golden Crappies, Part 1

Episode Date: March 5, 2023

The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show where we dole out awards for the best and worst on Bravo over the past year.Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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With Daniel Snyder from Bitsesh, County Dite, from E News and the Lady Egg Podcast, Courtney Fraying from Two Judgy Girls. Amy Phillips from Aberaini. Perionimatics from Badder Pump Rules. Christina Ariel, a hybrid public show. Gigi Moni, Talk of Shae. And Chelsea DeVotez, celebrity book love. Jake Anthony from Reality Gaze, Ryan Bailey from So Bad is Good with Ryan Bailey,

the all-o-riddlest outside, Rosa Bue from Hatt, Sandy, Eligrino from Everything Iconic, and your hosts, Ben Mancourt, Ronnie Carroll. Ready, go, go! I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this

I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I'm so proud of this, I'm so proud of this I can't believe we did it. You did it. I can't believe you did it. This fucking city sent out an amber alert to not leave your house.

Three hours before this show. What the fuck? That is not good marketing for the crappies. Girl. When we did the sandalys, I'm so glad. I'm so glad. Thank you. Thank you for braving the rain.

To be back in sunny, gorgeous Los Angeles. Beautiful, warm, temperature, Los Angeles. I have missed-sing collarbones. It's like the Los Angeles mark the collarbone. I've seen so many of them back here. We don't have that in Texas, okay? I see that in Texas. I'm putting you into the hospital We have an amazing show tonight. There's like a million million caddy with first of all

Thank you everyone who voted in the crappies this year. We had like 20,000 votes Real housewives of Beverly Hills is leading the pack with 23 nominations. 23. 23. That's almost as many friends of the Salt Lake City. 23. And this amazing throughout the year, seeing how things changed on Bravo. Last year, last year ended, pretty much, I think, last year ended with two meatballs screaming, you're my brother, you're my sister, you're my brother, you're my sister. And this year began with two meatballs screaming, you're my brother, you're my sister. Oh, how things changed and yet they never change at all.

Hey, Buddha. It's true. You know, summer house and winter house and southern charm, they really spoke to Brava's commitment to cross pollinating their brands. And I personally am very excited for next year when we get below deck loba One of the luckiest people alive is Kim Zolciak. I don't know if you've been reading about her

That's what you do very much so they for closing on her house. They not for closing on her house They're for closing on it. No, they're not Closing on her house. They not foreclosing on her house. They're foreclosing on it. No, they're not Kim started her own religious thing during the year to get money and now she started her own charity Homeless not wait list. Yeah Like to congratulate that That chick one of the one of the really big nominees that we have tonight is the Real House Was of Miami. Yes. Big season, we watched Lisa and Lenny's marriage fall apart, but don't worry though,

Sheena has already set up Lisa with shorts. It's all good. I'm Lisa Renna, am I right? I don't even have a joke for that. It just feels so good to hear a whole room boo. Thank you. Fuse me. Fuse me. But I did make a lot of changes this year, which was really great, and I have Bravo to

thank for that. I started the year with Drop It With Drew, and I would just like to show you, yeah. I'd like to show you some before and after pictures. So, yeah. This is the before. Now I went through this whole program and this is the after. Remarkable. Remarkable.

Thank you. Thank you, Drew Sardora. Yeah. Another big nominee tonight is a real housewives of Potomac. I had a really good joke about it, but if you want to hear it, you'll have to subscribe to Rob's Patreon. Sorry. As the world tries to make more positive changes in the year, you know, I'm

two ounces thinner. Bravo is tried to become an enlightened network, you know, they finally common enlightened network, you know, they finally controversially got rid of the real housewives of New York casts. Woo! There's a little older, a little problematic, a little racist. But they made up for it by casting a new real housewives of New York cast. His little younger, a little problematic,

and probably a little racist. Yeah, yep, yeah. Yep, yep. Our problematic people are younger now. Thanks, Bravo! Good job! Now, this is, obviously, this is an award show we're in the middle of award season in Los Angeles.

And we're going to try to make this. It was a big show. We're going to try to make this as quick and as efficient as possible. But we understand it's an award show award shows Sometimes can go long sometimes you feel like you're just like trapped in the dark and you're like when will this end? So just like pretend you're the very fancy Gen Shaw jail cell That's all you'll get right through it. You'll get right through it

right through it. You'll get right through it. What about her? All right everybody thank you for being here and sitting through our opening model. It's our opening model. Very excited for that. Now of course we get to welcome two of our best friends and favorite people, our Orchestra. The Crappers! The Crappers! Cany Cazorla and Walter A. Looking beautiful. These guys are so amazing. Every single look at Kate, look at just how they fucking dress.

Look at her. Beautiful. Cabaret. Beautiful. Cabaret. Beautiful. So to give them a proper introduction, I would love to introduce them to play the first nominee for best musical performance of the year.

Guys, take it away. Take it away. Oh holy night, restars on right, please shine. How far deep I stay here's worth Oh, fall on your knee Oh, here, in just a moment We're just all alone Oh no, I'm not alone I'm not alone The night is beautiful, you don't know what you mean, you don't know what you mean. You don't know what you mean, you don't know what you mean.

Hey baby, you sound so great, it's deep rich. So you're safe. Thank you, beautiful, beautiful Beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful So just to bless the award show We would love to have the actual award the golden crappy be presented by someone who's become a really sweet heart of a friend the past few years Miss Mercedes- Javid. Mercedes. Mercedes.

Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. You're starting on Persian Persian time you're sitting in the backstage Huh, yes I'm so excited. Here you go. Look at you, microphone number four. Welcome. Hi, guys.

Hi, MJ. Hi, MJ. I'm Shaza Sonsa. I'm looking to see you. I'm a big believer in not telling people like, oh my god, you look amazing. Like the last time you saw them, they looked like they were in the hospital or something.

You literally look amazing. You look fantastic. So nice work. What's up? You're gonna be seeing you. Thanks guys. So that's the stuff on what's going on after, after Shaws. Shaws, post-shaws life. Have you guys heard of the agency?

Yes of course I've been able to transition back into my life Realter and that the agency Are you gonna be on Mauricio's show on Netflix? Yeah, you need to get on that show and tell off Kyle's daughters. You could be like, you need to do better. No, no, mad love for him and the show. But more importantly, all the things keeping it very real right now,

all the things that I loved about my life I am doing full-time. There we go. So nothing to complain about all the blessings, Tommy's great, Shams is great, they're really saying, oh I have the point. Oh I have the point. Where is in full force and you know less toxicity and nobody hurt nobody honey. How is that doing for me? There we go. I think we're good.

And by the way, this is not ozempic. You can hook me up to any lie detector test my blood. I don't have diabetes. It's just, you know, y'all know, y'all know. Congratulations. At the same time, I wish we could all stop ozemic shaming. Fuck all of you.

You know you're all gonna take it one day. Just remember when I shamed Botox and what a fucking asshole I look like now. Okay, watch your time. I feel like I have a very important question. Has Reza gone to see baby Shams yet? Oh my god, yes. Oh, it wasn't the happen.

Yeah, Reza and Shams met when he was about three. Oh, I mean, how would those Shams know? He's still three, but he's going to be four. He's 12. So you met when they're like at the even emotional level. So I thought that was good. Yeah, exactly. You introduced him like right when they're both mentally three.

That is so good. So the T is that Shina Shea had her birthday for summer on the same day that Gigi had her birthday for Eli. Oh, shut I'm surprised she hadn't been stabbed in the dance row. So yeah, so I dragged Tommy all the way to the inland empire. A lot of driving on the freeway. Wow. We did that and then we drove all the way back to to Gonesa's and then Tommy was like just just take shams I know you don't want to get dropped off just take shams go ahead So we walked into the party got worn down. Yeah, he was like

Just go it's better. So then we walked in there's Reza and Shams the moment happened. Yeah, that's cute Now I'm sorry, Ben, but I don't want to be a know it all Maybe I know it all. Sorry, maybe I know it all I'm sorry, I'm already fucking sweating like Dom Dulli. We just So I don't want to be a know it all but you were at the crappies a few years ago And this was in the middle of your feud and and I told you, make up a thread and stop being stupid, and you were like, never again, and I said, you are going to be friends with her.

I'm telling you right now, you're going to make up and be friends with the rest of the vibe. And look, I did it. I mean, you have to, because it's too time consuming, and it's too much of an energy suck to stay mad or distant. It makes for a great podcast though. I was great for us. We love that chapter.

No, we actually didn't like that chapter, you know? No. Your show, there was a lot of ganging up, and I really liked when you were together doing that to other people. The better. Would you ever go on traders? If you could go on traders, Resa was on traders. Would you do traders?

Um, I think would I be a little bit more diplomatic? I heard he was yelling at people and God was just. But he was just being resa. That's just me. I think part of it was like the straight guys were like, that gay guy is gotta go. Because not just because he's gay, but just how we are.

Like, could you imagine me on a fucking traitor? So you would know right away. But he was doing things like, OK, everybody, whoever the traitor is us with your presence. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I I mean, I don't know. Yeah, so I'm taking it with you to put that on my view. I get to go. Oh, yeah, I get to go. That's a story.

All right, girl. Everyone. Throw it. Where's that is? Javit. Throw it. Okay, no, they said throw it. No, no, I was just gonna...

Okay. I don't want to throw it at somebody. You're gonna catch it. Andy Cowan's got the 4-1-1. G-G-I-L-L-I-F-I-N-I-T. I'm a silly, sweet, late night. I'm a Bravo TV. Oh, God. Have fun.

Well, guess what? We have an award show to do. Have fun. Well, guess what? We have an award show to do. So first, most importantly, this is the one time of the year where we have an involved audio-visual presentation. Streamed from my laptop, there were a lot of technical hydricks. This may all quit in the middle of it, but we would expect nothing less. Or more, because it's crappy.

So without further ado, let's see if this works. Yes, bam. Welcome to PowerPoint. Yes, bam. It was very nerve-wracking. Yes, it was beautiful. We need our faces on there. I'm on my faces in the car Yes. Beautiful. I love the fun. We need our faces on there. I'm on my faces in the car.

Well, that next year, we love the fun. It was drama. We'll talk about it on the regular show. No one wants to hear the ups and downs of PowerPoint here. But no. It was a lot, guys. I'm frazzled. That's OK.

We have bonus episodes for you. So it is time for our very first category. My god, I'm so excited about it. Best friend of, or family member. And here to join us to present, is someone you may recognize from a television show called The Office. And an excellent singing duo called The Lamp Shades. It is Miss Kate Flannery.

Kate Flannery, everyone. Welcome. If you got a problem, come to me about it. I know the problem. I think you're insecure. If you got a problem, don't say shit about it then you know the problem Problem is you This is so fantastic How amazing to have you here Welcome

I have a little connection to Bravo My boyfriend literally shot the first gallery of Real Girlfriends of Paris and the real housewives of Dubai Wow No way My boyfriend literally shot the first gallery of real girlfriends of Paris and the real housewife. I said, do bye! Wow. No way.

Which is why I look so beautiful on my photographs. Yes. So you actually, but you have been on Watch What Happens Live. Yes. How was that? It was a long time ago, Andy. I'm available to come back. No, but had a great time.

I was on with Ramona when she was with Mario. Mario? Oh, God. It's great to see you. So you were with Ramona, but she's the Ramona? The happiest woman in the world. She's so dangerous. She had that.

She had a wine company that, like, I don't think they didn't have enough time to grow. Ramona, peanut, and greasy. Right. She didn't even have time to grow the grapes. They just slapped a label on the balls. She just took raisins and crammed them in there. And I did get wine charms from Ramona.

Wine charms. I think I sold them on eBay. No, I don't know. I don't know. Where they true faith in wine charms, you know they were. I'm sure. Yeah, yeah. For real.

She's a brander. She is. She's a brander, guys. I don't see. But she's like, what, you work in an office? I mean, congratulations. How's that going? You never heard anything.

I hate it. I got to tell you, I mean, she's a trooper, right? I mean, I'll have what she's having. I'd like to stick around. The trooper, she's the army that the troops are fighting again. Stormtrooper. Stormtrooper. She is the war.

OK. OK. Well, OK. Stormtrooper stormtrooper she's the war okay Whoa okay, so let's go through some nominees for best friend friend friend of or family member okay Oh, Iron you can also look here too. Oh, okay. It's on a computer Modern times Adriana D'Amora. Wow! Her foot almost shattered into a thousand pieces yesterday, guys. Uh, next up is Audra Frimpong from Mary D'Medison.

Mary D'Medison. Listen, I think she should get it for trying to take, sorry, I pressed forward too early. Oh, I was like, wow, Ahtra got quite a response. She's a genius. Series Jackson. That's what I'm talking about. Medivation, please.

I'm really happy, that's what the Potomac. Oh, very important Gemini Curtis Our first ever Oscar and crappies nominee in the same season So jealous and I'm so glad you guys are rooting for her because she needs this she needs it. She really really needs this She's she Could you imagine she showed up that would be my dream

She's not here goddammer you know Kathy Hey, who's that next to her? I would just like to say that potato head is my proudest work of the year. Thank you very much. It's a potato over Kyle Richards' face. I feel like we have a very strong contender coming up next. Okay, so next up, Martina Nova Tolova, you can do it. By the way, as usual, I definitely have friends here in the audience who don't watch these shows who are so confused about what Martina Nevrata Love is doing in here.

I didn't even let my friends come this year. Last time we did the crappies, my friends were like right here where you guys are right here in front, looking like, what the fuck? I was like, do you know how many of your shitty improv shows I've sat through over the years to shut up? No. This is a tough hammer. Olivia Aiden. Olivia Aiden, the classic child.

Little Ham Olivia Aiden. People are here for Liv Aiden. Uh, another, she's like a commercial for Birth Control. Petrusa Owl's home side and town. Richard Marx, who famously played his song in the basement of the De Brues while everyone stared at him like, huh? Yovan, Yovan Mobankov.

Yovan from Real Girlfriends in Paris, which, which my boyfriend Chris Hastin shots, and did not kill. And here to present the award, Madame, please, please. As the winner, with a crappy, for best friend of family member, those two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kathy Hilton, Rehazard, everybody, HELLO! Well, you're here, Kathy. Congratulations to the Hilton. Tell us, are you here? Kathy, you're Kathy, anywhere Kathy? No. I'll save it to her and give it to her next time I stop at the hotel. We've got this ready to go to you, Kathy, call us babe.

Thank you so much. Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. Thank you guys. Thank you, Dave. Oh my God. Thank you, Dave. Oh my God. Thank you, Dave. Oh my God. Thank you, Dave. I'm a great, great boy.

Oh, I hope you got a problem. Come to me about it. I know the problem. I think you're insecure. If you got a problem, don't you shit about it? But I know the problem. The only problem is you. Beautiful. I think you're insecure. The only problem is you.

Beautiful. I think you're insecure. That was another musical performance nominee. That was insecure by Candace and Trina. I was insecure. At rehearsal, I heard that and I was like, what the, what is that? And it just started touching me and then, Trina literally came out of the bathroom.

I started riding on the table. I was like, it's in secure. Don't you mean the, the, the Trina? Sorry, I can't resist upon. Sorry Trina, it's wordplay. I was just like to say that was not Ronnie, that was Ben, for the people who don't know our voices apart sometimes. Sometimes I see a pun I have to write for. Right, me some email. I got an email about something you said this week,

and I totally turned your ass in. It was someone like Ben, I totally disagree with what you said about Kyle. And Kyle was something like that. I was like, that was Ben. Here is Ben's ass. Okay, at Ben, because I don't need the shit in my mind. I'm the nice one. No, not me.

Not an enough trouble. I'm nice, I'm not ever shady. No, anything bad that happens, they're like, Ronnie. I know. Ronnie got all the shit this week, and we both said the equal of the same amount of shit. And guess what? This time I fucking stand by it. I'm not apologizing to fucking anybody.

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And I'll feed you Lady dry for a full county welcome to the stage Hello, I'm giving Heather gay Because the budget was too small for glam There was no budget Listen girl, on this show you got to make do with the Doritos That are back to the stage Lady dry for a full county welcome to the stage I'm giving Heather Gay because the budget was too small for glam. There was no budget. Listen, girl, on this show, you got to make do with the Doritos that are back there.

Smear that shit on your face, get out here. You'll never believe what happened. Who did that? I wish you came with a black eye. I know. I wanted to. And then I thought, I said, when we were texting, I I was like I'm coming as Lisa Rina at Paris Fashion Week. Oh, yes Yeah, just trying so hard

You're just walking where cameras are facing that way, but you're posing this way Those are the weirdest pictures you've seen her doing those right? Yeah I mean, I'm like probably, I already heard you say, like, I already heard everyone boo, and then I was like, oh my god, I'm, I don't want to say what I want to say, which is like, Say it, speak your truth. Well, I'm very cringey in real life. So I, I didn't hate her as much as everybody else.

That's so clear. Oh my god. Oh my god. But I only, in my defense, I only started Beverly Hills Three Seasons ago. Oh. Well, that's why. Oh, you should go back, watch season one.

Season one. Well, it's one of those things where after we've had some time to like, stop being angry, you know, like in house wife seasons, when you just get stuck, like by the end, I'm like, you know, I'm free. I'm like, no, no, like, like, like, freaking out. And by the time we get to the end,

it takes me a minute, but then I kind of calm down and I'm like, think of all she gave us. No, so I can appreciate that. I can appreciate, we'd love Lisa. Like another thing with her is like, it's hills. You know what I mean? It's like, pizza valleys.

She gave so many good moments. She gave it to a bunch of houses. I mean, come's like, pizza valleys. She gave so many good moments. She gave it to a bunch of houses. I mean, come on, that was amazing. She did. She gave us, are people doing cocaine in your bathroom? She gave, you know, she gave. She served as my niece who had tried to pull off right now.

I saw Harry on a red carpet because he was in the 80 for Brady movie. I guess he's the love interest in that movie. I never saw it, even though it was... It's just coming. We can go right now. We can go after this. Yes, and I saw him, and I was like,

are you sad that you're not going to be making sauce on the housewives anymore? I'm still making sauce. And I was like, okay, no, that's fine, Harry. And he would appreciate the thank you, Celtic. I would appreciate the thank you, and then another thank you, Kelty. I would appreciate it. Thank you. And then another thank you. Well, let's get into this category of most cringe,

because there's a lot of cringy stuff that happened on Bravo this year. Ready? Here comes our first nominee. Erica curses out Garcell's son. It was cringy. Yeah, that was cringy and also rage-inducing, right? It's not good.

It's like when someone rears ends your ass, is that cringy or is that like a crime? Yeah, all the above. I called progressive after that shit. That was bad. All right. Every interaction between Dave and Natasha. Unbeloadek Med.

Let's see here. Kyle. Kyle flirting with Frank during the charter on below day. We're not gonna tell you what I could get. I could get a drink, but if I could order something, it would be always. You could lose everything, but keep that smile. Oh, here's a good one. Lenny's hot, my... Who are Lenny's? Moment.

Oh, I like that. I don't. I only watch housewives. Well, Lenny's real house was a Miami. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. I miss that. You're a city of bravo.

You're not on peacock yet. That's okay. I'm so sorry. There's so much upside. There's so much upside. It's all good. You're a state of bravo, you're not on p-calk yet. That's okay. I'm so sorry. There's so much upside, there's so much upside. It's all good. You just don't understand the...

We're bullying me now. No. I'm so sorry. I've lived four jobs. I can only watch six. Don't you mean the county? I only mean the people of bravo, not I mean. It's the county.

Okay, here's one. Louis loves straw for Teresa. Yeah! Gross! This is a contender. Yes. Here's one. This. Lisa Rina claims she'll get cancer if she doesn't call out Kathy, because it stays inside. It stays inside.

It stays in you. It stays in you. It stays in you and you just rot. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Shh. Shep calls Taylor and... Idiot. During an egg toss on Southern Charm.

Can you believe these are things that happened? We watched these things happen. I'm sorry, this my vote. Son brushes off to re-being held at gunpoint. I also had a very hard day. A lot happened to me. My architect from Paris couldn't get here as passport. It was a designer from Paris. The designer, I had a hard day too.

Ron, did you have a pick? Well, I'm sorry. Who's your pick? I didn't get held a gunpoint. Who's your pick from a friend? I'm sorry. That is the most astonishing. I've ever heard it in my life.

I fucking love that shit because I'm from the South. That's so funny. I'm so sorry that I didn't get held a gunpoint. Oh, sorry. Oh, here you go, Madame. to present the old discounted. The award for most cringe is. Ooh, yeah. I have so much butt crack. I'm so sick of these tables.

Honestly, the production value is just incredible. Oh, interesting. Erica curses out Garcell's son. Rehaust rise to Beverly Hills. is just incredible. Oh interesting! Erica curses out Garcell's son, Rahaus was one of Beverly Hills. Thank you so much. Congratulations, crappies. Thank you so much. We love you. I just need a trombone, I got it all on my walls Stepping over walls by the lip of times I don't feel

Hold my bottle and tell me just take a seat Right here, look So, uh, I'll have to say In a ceremony held earlier this evening, some awards were given out on some very important topics that unfortunately we couldn't get into tonight's telecast. They were cut for time. Yeah, they were cut for time. She liked the start bank, go for it.

Sure. Best fly. Ten of fly. Sure. Best fly? Tenefly. Congratulations. That's a best fly. Tenefly. Tenefly.

Tenefly. Best non-cochain use of a mirror, Dr. Nicole's mirror disinvitation. Yeah. Worst non-cochain use of a mirror, chef Dave's mirror glaze. Best college, Fudge College! Honestly, most in need of college, Sergio from Real Housewives of Dubai for not understanding how babies are made. We can just take it out, right? Like you can take it out and then put it in somebody else if it hurts you.

I still think of that. That's on the stage with you. Yep. I don't even know how vagina works, I know that that's bullshit. Outstanding achievement in geolocating, Joe Gorgah for always knowing, Derrius! Derrius! Derrius! Derrius! Derrius! Derrius! Take a shot, you pussy. Take a shot. Most delicious prop during a fight, Kiki's Whopper.

I am, Kiki fighting with a Whopper in her hand. Most technological prop during a fight, Robin's Bluetooth. Robin's Bluetooth speaker. Most able to hire cleaning ladies because he comes from a family of cleaning people so shut up and crack on over. And here to accept her earlier award for outstanding achievement in not giving a fuck, it's Miss Kate Chastain. Hey guys, it's Kate Chastain and I'm so honored to accept this award for not giving a fuck for my role on the traders.

I actually feel like this award is long overdue. I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago and the good news is I don't plan on giving any fucks any time soon. So, you know, this is what I've been striving for and to finally be recognized, it just feels so right. And of course, it was Ben and Ronnie at Krapins who saw it in me, saw that I had no fucks left to give and are finally recognizing that. So thank you.

Thank you. Wow, thank you. Love you, Kate Chastain from Below Deck and the Traders. Okay, what's next? I've got so many papers. Do you see me? I don't know what's happening to me. Do you know I don't have paper. I don't have paper. I don't believe in it. I mean, Do you know? I don't have paper. I don't have paper. I don't believe in it. I mean, I believe in it for your butt and like to clean your counters. Otherwise, what is this? I put out a whole bunch of nice little papers for you here.

It's okay. We can share. You did. No, you did a really good job. It's just fun. I thought I could handle it. Wait, do we mention that tonight's a shitcho? Do we do mention that part?

There's a blizzard in L.A. right now. I'm just used to seeing on the news where they're like, OK, thank you. Adiela San Paga. OK, we'll be back in just a moment. We look through the papers on the thing. There it is. There's a set of, you see it worked.

I do know how to do it. We should also mention, by the way, we do really want to thank you guys for coming out. It is crazy weather conditions. We had several presenters who had to back out. It is crazy weather conditions. We had we had several presenters who had to back out and to our lenders stand. No, it's it's you know, it's crazy So I want to thank you guys for for coming here. We really do appreciate it. Yeah, okay Okay, I'm gonna move to this including our house band you had to get through some sort of chill coaches So do you need a stool or something you You have one, right? You're still?

Man, you're just gonna stand it. I love it, Katie. I like it. That's such good court. Oh my God, Katie, those boobs. Oh, Katie. All right. Best quote.

A lot of good quotes this year. Yes, from Alexia, when she is finding out that Lenny has his girlfriend and Lisa's home. We have to call 911 on. Tell me, you know. From Southern Charm, Austin and Crowell, you look like God damn Sweeney Deon.

Candice Dillard Bassett, not today, Satan, not today, Nick, not today, ankles. Real house size of Potomac. Chanel Ion, Biddy Adot, Real Housewives of Dubai. You need a new wheel in here, why am? Diana Jenkins from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Erica, I don't have to make you look bad. You can do that all on your own. Woo!

Garcelle Bovévais, Real House, Archipelago Hills. Yes! Grace Lilly from Southern Hospitality. So, I'm dairy-free. Sift a silly cheese. And I still like desserts with dairy and an ice cream. I love mac and cheese.

I grew up loving Dary Queen. I really like a guvenilla milkshake but other than that I'm very free. J.A.K. Barlow, once again, Fudge College, honestly. Candy Burris from Real Housewives of Atlanta. Bitch, I'm Worldwide. Cathy Elton, I've worked with the homeless. I've worked with the toothless.

Also, Kathy Hilton, you're the biggest bully in Hollywood and everyone knows it. But they're little purse from below deck man Natasha and Dave. Did you say something, Dave? Did you say something, Dave? Did you say something, something dear. Did you see something dear? Did you see something wrong dear? Something wrong dear. Vicki Gumbelsen, if I die now, tell her. She that's sad.

She that's sad. And let's do this last one together. Let's do this last one together. I'm Mama a healing journey. Wait me, Russ. Real house, I'm a salt lake. Wait, can we start again? No. Who's your favorite quote?

Who's your pet? There is. Well, listen, I think Grace Lilly is going to stay in my brain. That little idiot. I love there. Because it's so serious. Like, she's not even trying to be funny. She's just like, oh, yeah, I can't have that.

I don't drink Terry. Do you have any ice cream? Do you have any cheese? I mean, that's my personal favorite, but, you know. What's yours? I mean, it's got food. It's just food. Food.

It's got to be Candice. Candace, I think it's going to be. Candace has great. You know, Candace had my vote until she made her own t-shirts out of her own saying, and then I was like, no, I don't like a trademarked quote. You know what? It's her right, though. It's her right, though, right? It's just a personal taste thing, you know?

Open up. Oh, I like that sound. Well she wanted listen, a trademark didn't hurt Candace. Candace Dillard Bassett, not today Satan, not today Neck, not today Angles. So congratulations to her. I'm sure she's got us blocked on every social channel as she should, but we will be sending this to her. We will. The first step to a Grammy is a crappy. She's had an amazing season. She's a good for her. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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Okay, so outstanding achievement in business, one of our favorite categories. Yes, I'm going to ask these guys. All right, we have two presenters for this one. One of them has one of our favorites here on the crappies. Another, it's her first time. Please welcome from the higher public show on Star Wars.com, Christina Ariel and from Vanderpump Rules, Arianna Maddox. The Here you are Hello Here you are. Madame. Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Hi, guys.

Oh, no. Yeah, that's right. Oh, is this, like, if you're the wrong one, I'm probably dead. Sorry. Can we hear you? On display. On display. You should remember it.

There we go. Welcome. Welcome. Thank you for having us. Absolutely. How are you guys? It is so good to see you guys here. My brother-in-law is very excited that you're here.

He's a huge fan of yours. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Are there parallels that can be drawn between the real housewives and Star Wars? Actually, there's lots of parallels that can be drawn between the Bravo Cinematic Universe meets up with the MCU and lots of other different youths.

So I'm going to tell you this. If you are a fan of the MCU, we obviously know that there's a connection to Garzel Bové. But if you actually go back to one of the original Avengers movies, not the Marvel-like current that we know, actually Lisa Rennah played the role that Julia Louis-Dreyfist plays now in one of the original Avengers movies, So that's one of the great tie-ins. And also, she was actually constant in a year ago before Julia Louis Dryface, which I think is a really great connection to it. But there's also, ooh, you know what, if we're really...

Listen, everything is at the intersection. You think about all of the NFL players and intermarriages that we have between sports, everything goes back to Brawva. Yeah! Yeah! Oh, my goodness! And yes, there's a direct connection because Tom Sandivall has a light-saber collection. There we go.

Oh, my God, with that fucking lightsaber. That was amazing. I got my brother-in-law a light-saber for for Christmas because Tom literally will still say to this day, well, you should see my lightsaber. It's like serious. It's not a joke, bro. It's like a real one. And my brother-in-law is like, this is amazing. Is this real? It's a real one, bro. Like I just said the exact same thing. I said, you're not going to meet anybody who has this, but if you ever come to LA, I'll introduce you to a boy you can go sword fight with in the backyard. Like I used to do it. Love the sword fight.

What's going on with you, Ariana? Vanoprom Rules having an amazing season so far. Yeah. That's awesome. Amazing. Come back season. Yeah, it's a crazy season. Obviously, we're three episodes in,

and it's already like hit the ground running. Just the insanity is to another level, but it's really, really cool to see people enjoying it again because I know people did not enjoy it for a second there, so it feels really nice. We know you've had a lot of things you could have been doing today like going to La La's live podcast, so we appreciate that you came here.

It's a pop-up shop. I would never miss the Golden Crappies. And I think they really made a good choice on your show this year by just going back to the basics. They're not trying to make it about anything else. It's just you guys being messy. And also, you standing there looking at everybody, like, what the fuck are these people doing, you know?

I love after all these years, they can still surprise you. Go wow. That's a direct parallel. Yes. So if you actually go and look at the storyline, it is almost directly parallel. I mean, Santa Valls is not crying to a dog.

But when that's present, parallel is to how it is as far as Katie's story, Schwartz, Schwartz saying all shucks, it's there's very direct parallel. Well, Tom wiped his eyes with the dog. He wiped his tears with the dog. And there is also. That might be happening again.

Not this season, but when it's... No, in season five, that would be... Yes, all right. Direct parallel to space balls, may the Schwartz be with you. Yes. From the MC, what's the show that came on with the Olsen? Oh my god, all this.

I want a vision. OK, so you know how she's like this great housewife, but then she's going through a hard time. And then she becomes the villain monster. I feel like that's a housewife season two storyline, where they start out as the regular Wanda. And then you find out that there's the other Wanda who's controlling everything.

And she gets more and more powerful as it goes. And before you know it, she's like, in Balenciaga, head to toe, facing away from cameras, acting like they're taking pictures. I was like, no, literally with with that person if we're talking about it The excuse that was given is grief and I've been there But if you look at it the Wanda vision season is a parallel for grief And it is all of the things that Wanda is doing. She is acting out the whole show is actually just like an allegory for grief

And so if you go and you look at it, then this is why I love her so much. Is there Rina Wanda? I love it. Lisa, I'm telling you, just call that as a perfect read on that. I want to say that is the read on Lisa Rina that is always grief. And it has been for years because it was the father, then it was the mother. Wow. You know, very God-dammit.

What a salty, very sour sauce. What a hairy sauce. A hairy sauce. What a great air. What a great air. What a hairy sauce. Hairy sauce. Apologies being sought. There we go. Oh my god. So on that note, why don't we delve into outstanding achievement?

Yeah, on the top of the list is on that one. Which may include sauce. Good. I love you, man. And my ass crack was at the whole time for that. I'm sorry, you guys. I feel the air on it. I'm trying to hang with the ground dom and friends.

All right, let's do this. You guys read them. Read them more. Looks great. You go ahead. And evening with the ground dom and friends. And then you, there you go. I really don't know if I can do this,

because I really would rather talk about my good friend, Kindle Jenner's, Tequila 818. Ah! But it's Kathy Hilton's, Casa Dill's Soul Tequila, which we all love and it's got a great flavor going down. It's really good. It was a real good peppery finish.

Oh! OK. Chloe Collette, real girlfriends of Paris. The most important new fashion label. I don't know, I went to the website earlier, and I was kind of like, is it just sweaters or? That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

That's what I mean. A website with a sweater on it is a lot better than a lot of fashion. Oh, it's ballet clothes. Okay, yeah, the website was not giving. Well, it was the last time I went to it, they were selling like ballet clothes. Oh, wow.

All right, honey, this one's new. It's a special sweater. What? Oh. Oh, let's see if they have it with you. Drop it with you. That's my program right there. God, I love her.

Here comes those before and after pictures. Drew Siddora as played by Drew Siddora. Yeah. She literally put up the same picture and then said, this is me after and it was like her at a different angle. She didn't lose it down from here. Talk about the original WandaVision. She did drop it and she also had some medical assistance.

But she and I about it. She kept it real. Emily is curtain business. You got a lot of kick in. We watched a whole, on real girlfriends of Paris, we watched a whole season of this girl debating whether or not she was going to hang a curtain in a showroom. And by God, she did it.

I'm proud of her. With her entire family flying in from Jersey to help her. You know what I love it. Amazing. Heather's choir from Salt Lake. Salt Lake City. Oh, holy night.

You know, that damn choir. That choir needed to, you have to rehearse. Like I want a choir. You can't just be like, oh, look, it's a choir. And then they sing off key for one song. I need a- I have a rehearsal. Yeah, why am I?

I need a full choir. I'm here for the choir story. Homeless, not toothless. Yes, not toothless. A charity organization by, really championed by Doreet Kemsley. Well, how many other reiterations of the show? I have Sharon Stone. I have a chair and stone. I have Sharon Stone. Sharon's an office with my former dentist.

Is that how the connection was made? No, in Brentwood, my former dentist is in the same office. He's Sharon Stone's dentist. They have that homeless, not toothless organization. The first time I saw it, I was like, that sounds really familiar. And then I remember, I stopped going, because that was expensive.

But no, it's true. Listen, I'm sorry. You ain't charging me $10,000 for a filling get out my face literally Look archives Is this spelled right? Archive. Is this spelled right? This is not a conventional French spelling of La Archive, but Marlowe Hampton is nothing if not a trailblazer. Now let's move on to Maya's cookies.

Oh, Maya's cookies. She's so cute. We love Maya. We love Maya. I love Maya. Now here, by the way, the next one is a business you may not even know about, but apparently it exists because it was brought up

in the last minute of her time on Bravo. Yeah, Nina's fruit cakes. Those poor fruit cakes, yeah, she didn't learn how to really hustle the fruit cakes until the reunion, and by then it was too late. I think she got fired from Dubai literally for saying fruit cakes at the reunion. I think they were officially like, she's done. Get the Lebanese lady out of here, she's done.

And I appreciated it, because a love loves a good fruit cake. It's how we show our love. Also when we clip our nose hairs before we come to dinner at your house. Republic DMG. Oh yeah, that's a good one. Oh actually before you leave we need to ask you about that. Me? Yeah. So what's next? Oh the good one, the big one. Here we go. She by Sherey. Version 3.0. And the final one.

I voted for that one, I think. I mean, she by Sherey, she actually had the fashion show. She by Sherey. And the final one, we should not have a fashion show, but what's thought about? Slip dresses from real girlfriends in Paris. Well, real girlfriends in Paris had a lot of things. We love that show. We love it, pal.

We are obsessed. What do you think of Southern hospitality? How do you guys feel about that in general? Did you watch it? Or are you just like, they're not? I watched some of it. I didn't watch the whole season. I've met a lot of people who are on the show,

and obviously I've met in Hangout with Leva as well. And they're all really fun. They're all really cute. Joe Bradley came to Chorzen Sannies for New Year's or my Christmas party. Oh, yeah. I think they're fun. And I honestly feel like it fills a void on Bravo of a show

about our messy people who work at a restaurant. It's Vanderbilt Brawls. It's not about a restaurant. It's about a group of messy friends. Yeah, and this is bringing the restaurant stuff back and I feel like people really need it, they need it. We like a restaurant, it's good, it's good. I like it.

I like that answer. All right, so will you guys do the honor of reading who the people? Well, you guys have sealed it. I went, there were sealed staples. Do you guys have sealed it. There were seal stables. Do you guys have those people that like verify that it hasn't been tampered with?

Yes, the price of water house, Cooper people. Yes, auditors. Auditors. Okay. So the winner of Best Achievement in Business is homeless, not toothless. Wow.

You jump set. Wow, I thought it was gonna be she by charade by a country mile. I thought so too, but. Well, thank you both for coming and sharing your a lot, especially all that. Star Wars and MCU. Not a big thank you guys.

Thank you so much. Thank you all for coming. Everyone, I'm just gonna airy-he, who's in Ariel and Ariel in Monix. If you want the truth and nothing but the truth, someone's got a such history. I told you, Ariel, money doesn't buy you the playoffs, but it even has these, see these. We got to make it on your own,

and I'm talking to you. And now, in a ceremony held earlier this evening. No, no, no. That's Nubi. What is it? Oh, I'm so, so, what an idiot. It's literally written, I'm telling you, it's fucking paper, paper is fucking with me. First, we have the Best Nubi Award.

I'm so excited to meet this woman. I love her account, talk of shame. Please welcome to the stage the gorgeous, the hilarious, and the extremely opinionated. Kiki Monique. Kiki Monique. I'm ready to play my mind I'm ready to play my mind

I'm ready to play my mind I'm ready to play my mind Kiki, Monika, everyone Hello, glad to see you Hi So, what's your favorite bravo? So, right now, man Right now, I'm really, really loving Vanderpump rules in summer.

Yeah classics. I think there's a really good job of hanging on at this point right. Yeah. There's like had dips but they're still damn good. You still have to watch them. They're really fucking good. Yeah. Well this is a perfect one. This is a perfect one for you because you are one of the best newbies. I know you've not that new. But I actually thought I was going to be in this category. I thought I was coming here after all my cameos

on last week's Vanderpunter. I know, by the way, yeah. You really were. I thought you'd wish that. If you go back and watch last week's episode of Vanderpunter rules, you will see Kiki all over. She's in every stand-ins. You found your life.

You did. Well, you found your life, stand. You found your life. You did. Well, you found your life, but they also found their life. Because every time they shot, it was right by you. It's like every time someone had to have an argument, they were like, back to you. Back to you. Really? You made that with Tom.

How dare you. All right, well, we're going to do this category. Best newbie. OK, so we start with Aja from real-girlfriends in Paris. She was wonderful. She was amazing. Right? Then we have.

On your fire? Oh, on your fire. Oh, really good one too. I love this show. Oh, should I? Should I have a crowd favorite? It's so good. From Dubai.

Faye Clark, personal favorite from me and Ronnie. Grace Lilly Southern hospitality. Oh, wow, I'm surprised. I like her. Yeah, Grace Lilly has a fan base. Miss Maya Allen from Summer House. We love her. We love her.

We still love her. We do love her. And finally, I don't know if you know she is an Olympian. Oh, she's out of the flop. Ms. Amia. Richard Ross. OK, so who's your pick for Best Newbie? I mean, it's really a toss up between Anya, Aja, and Maya.

It was, they were great. I like them all. I like them all too. Aja, Anjant, who was the third? Maya. Oh, Maya, yeah. She's bringing it like this. I think Maya has really learned so quickly in her second season how to do it. And I love her friendship with Kyle this season. I really do. Yeah, I think she's doing a good job of stirring. Yeah. She's walking right in there.

She's very confident and she's just stirring away. She's starting to sit left and right. You know what? I think Maya is really learned so quickly in her second do. Yeah, I think she's doing a good job of stirring. You know, she's walking right in there, she's very confident, and she's just stirring away. She's starting to shit left and right. You know what, I love them all. I have to say though, that Chanel Ion carried that show. That show we tuned in for Caroline Sanbury,

and then Chanel Ion managed to upstage Caroline Sanbury. So for me, it's all about Chanel Ion. I think that this is one of those categories where no matter who you like, you know Chanel. You know, you just, I mean, just walk down the fucking street, walking into a restaurant in a gown that like goes down the block, you know. Kiki, will you do the honors of reading,

who is the best newbie? Yes, Kiki. Everyone should go follow her on Instagram, by the way, the talk of shame. Woo! And the winner is Chanel Ion. Chanel Ion. Congratulations, Chanel Ion.

Thank you for the secret. Right, you have no idea. Thank you so much for being here tonight. Everyone, take a bite. Thank you, kids. Good job. How can't you see me? Yeah. You're a man. You got me going with you, Sam.

Wherever you go, whenever I get through, I will be right here with me Whatever takes it all over me You'll be right there with me And I'll be right here with you Did you like how Ron and I were standing over this? Like it was like like county elections coming in? So I feel I feel like there's gonna be some hanging chads in this shit

Johnson's in the lead Okay, so in a ceremony held earlier this evening Best number this was actually a tie Best number. This was actually a tie for the numbers 5 and 9. So congrats to 5 9. 5 9 9 9 9 9 10 9 10 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 Brandy Glantville for spotting lesbians from their eyebrows. Real house, pretty good. Oh, most moisturized, most moisturized, Diana Jenkins lips. So you say... Oh, yes, I'm allergic to stores. The best gravy goes to wavy.

Worse place for a toe, Seth Marks taints. That was disgusting. I was ashamed to even have toes after that shit. Oh, do you put your toe in Walter's taints in the bathtub? All the toe. It's taint in the bathtub? All the time. 18 years. 18 years. That's a straight person thing.

Thank you. Outstanding achievement in chicken slander. Oh, Karen Huger again for the dirty bird. I don't eat the dirty bird. Karen Huger is cleaning up. She's doing well. Outstanding achievement in foot Slander, Adriana demora. But my foot. My foot. It almost broke into a thousand pieces.

But my foot. Most immediate karma. Ronnie for last night making fun of Adriana scrying my foot over and over and then injuring my own fucking foot. Did you? Yes. Idiot. Outstanding achievement in Slander, Slander. Erica Jane. The Slander. And here on screen, she accept her award

for the most adorable use of Aaaaah! It's Aisha from Below Deck Down Under. Aaaaah! Thank you so much for choosing me to win this award. I actually just can't believe it. I made a whole new that you could get so much use out of so few letters. You can use it in so many different scenarios. Oh, I'm really sad. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, that's so nice. It can just go on and on.

So I'd really like to thank my parents for teaching me how to speak and it's all led to this moment right here today. So thank you everyone. It is a great honor. Well, thank you, Aisha. We love you, Aisha. Thank you so much for sending that in. That's... So our next category, unfortunately our presenter was not able to be with us tonight so instead we are recruiting None other than Miss Katie Kizorla to come join us

For the biggest fail microphone For Thank you, thank you. Hi, Katie. Hi, guys. Welcome. So, Katie is here as the count is at the moment and obviously a brilliant musician and singer. It's Cabaret, darling. Katie, we know actually from before we even started doing this from back at TV, guys, I'm at the recap blog. I'm coming back in the day. Back in the day. So fun. Katie wasnam of the recap blog. I'm back in the day. Back in the day.

So fun. Katie was one of our first guests. She is one of our favorite guests. She's an amazing comedian. And she's opening a comedy club soon. And. And. Also on her resume, Amy.

Amy, can you believe that? Bolset. Katie was the first person who came onto our podcast years ago when Erica Jane was cast in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That's right. And told us that that is all Bolsett, all of that money is fake. Thank you. And she knew it. Good job. Now bitch is going down. I told you, Motherfuckers. Alright, let's dive into the nominees.

The first biggest fail. Oh, exciting. We have, from marriage to medicine, Anila accusing Toya of matchmining the robbery of her house. No, that is from Mary D'Medici, and then Austin's romance with Olivia from Southern Charm. They really tried to sell that one. They really tried to sell that one. Oh God, what are my favorites, you guys? Also, Dick Touchgate from Winterhouse.

Dick Touchgate never quite got off the ground. She touched my dick. Oh, here's a really big fail. Erica and Rina deny their press leaks. Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit. That was so good. They called.

Jiselle and Ashley tried to take down Chris Onrail Housewise of Fatal Man. That was a fail. Good work. Huge mess. Katie, you ready for this next one? Oh my God, hello. You guys.

I just want to come up. Oh. Heather's black eye. Real house with a soul like sitting. Come on. Jen Shaw did that shit. Jen Shaw did that shit. You know, it's funny that you say that

because the next nominee for biggest fail of the year Gen-cha legal defense Listen, listen, just because she's currently sitting in jail for the next six years does not mean it was a failure It was a victory for someone else years does not mean it was a failure, it was a victory for someone else. Next step, Casey, that picture of Casey, for Casey. Casey gets kicked out of France. She's on a show about being a girlfriend in Paris and she gets kicked out of the country. She didn't renew her, she didn't renew her green card to be on a show about living in

France. She didn't renew her green card to be on a show About losing in France girl like you just do the green card You I think it's you. Oh, it's me. Oh my god. Y'all Catherine's mate balls. Southern charm We're gonna get our asses look even in LA. We're getting half-boot for that nomination people are like those are delicious I have a McGrace man. Yeah, great jelly to the ragu Look, even in LA, we're getting half-boot for that nomination. People are like, those are delicious. I have a McRisman. You add grape jelly to the ragu and it's wonderful. Great jelly hot sauce and a little aquanet. It is delicious.

Everybody loves it. I would eat that. Here is a very, very, very, very big fail in my mind. The producers Miss Kathy's meltdown. Yes! On Beverly Hills. I wanted to see that. Where was it?

Where were the cameras? Where the GoPro's? The biggest success story is actually the staff of that restaurant for not leaking what happened. I've never known. I've worked at restaurants for many years. I would have been on the phone in two fucking seconds if that happened. That's Colorado. Not sir.

Well that's true. Yeah. But this is pretty good. This is not a bad point. The community theater auditionees, the Utah friends of, less their hearts, all three. And the final nominee for biggest fail of the year is for family karma, Bishal's wedding night. Oh my God.

Oh my God. More specifically, Bishal on his wedding night. Yeah, he didn't go to his wife's room. So fun. Will you make the noise? Oh, yeah. And the winner is... That's beautiful.

Beautiful. Oh my God, you guys. Heather's black. I realize how slifwives and somethings. Congratulations to Heather Gay for her failed story line. Thank you. Thank you Katie. Thanks guys.

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