Watch What Crappens - 2023 Golden Crappies, Part 2

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies! Here's part two of the big show. If you missed part 1, you can find it here: https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wondery/episodes/7475da52-ad...fa-4037-99ef-cacff05f6a02Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:01 Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies Awards! Part 1 was earlier, so please go check your podcast feed to go listen to it in case you missed it. It's not there, chances are you may not have subscribed, in which case hit subscribe on your platform. Now, without further ado, let's get back to the ceremony with the category of Outstanding Musical Performance. Now we have Katie and Walter performing one of the best musical performances of the year. Go ahead, guys. Take care. The way I do it. ["A Way in a Major"]
Starting point is 00:02:49 A way in a manger, no crimp on his bed. The little Lord Jesus, lost leave in His bed. Thank you. Beautiful. Thank you. That was better than the original performance in the barn. And the winner for this category, so we ran through the moms. Let's just do their noms really quickly first up, let's do the moms.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Let's go through the moms. Here are the moms and best musical performance. You've been hearing some of them all night long. We've got Lisa Barlow, a way to make sure. And secure by Candace featuring Trina. secure by Candice featuring Trina. Oh holy night by Asher Monroe featuring A good drink, big hug oh, it's a high note. Lady drama by the real house has a New Jersey ensemble. I do whatever I want, whenever I want with you, ever to be sure.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I'll make up my own words for that shit, but whatever I want by the OC Real's Unreal Housewives of Orange County, I will go down all your half-booths. That song does not get the respect it deserves. It does not. And right here waiting by Richard Marx, which we already sang along to. All right, best musical performance. The award goes to...
Starting point is 00:04:39 The stars in the sky. Look down where you may... You could have been. The hostage. I Could be I like me on Richard Marks fans We go in so many different directions The winner for best musical performance of the year goes to away in the manger, by Lisa Bawse. Yes. Yes. Oh. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Yes. That got a half of a standing ovation. Congratulations, Lisa. That is amazing. Congratulations. Especially to pull off that successful of a single in a Mormon town about Jesus. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:24 So beautiful. She didn't sing a John Smith in a Mormon town about Jesus. Yes, so beautiful. She didn't sing a John Smith in a wagon. That was Jesus in a crib. So thank you for that, Lisa. Congratulations. Here, the end video to accept her award, please welcome Lisa Barlow. So it's not every day that one wins best vocal stylings. So you know I had to come to study my amy to celebrate Just so you all know I'm beyond grateful
Starting point is 00:05:50 That you appreciated my vocal styleings in my rendition of a way a major. Thanks everyone I love that I love that I love that die coke die coke I love that! I love that! I love that! Die Coke! Die Coke! Okay guys, well, you guys know that I love a musical performance. I'm also the kind of person who acts like I'm very pissed off and angry all the time, but I'm really an emo queen at the end of the day. And when I really need to feel some things, I sit down with the piano and wise words from a juddice child.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Hey, it's me, Melania. You've probably seen me around. You might know me from TV. I'm about to go pick up my friends Take ten steps Take 10 steps We're about to go pop them tags Get a nail done, get a hair done We're not chasing boys
Starting point is 00:07:24 We're chasing chess We're not chasing boys, we're chasing checks, we're chasing dreams, we're chasing ghosts Big things popping little things, stopping Let's hit it, Walter. Mmm. I can't wait to grow up. I got plans to work, but like I said, it ain't easy. I don't care so what. And I'm parents told us
Starting point is 00:07:56 we don't be quick to grow up. And if not easy, but I don't care, I don't care I don't wanna, but I can't wait to prove it I can't wait to realize I can't wait to realize Ronnie Carrim and Maldron, Finace, I play this gentleman Thank you. Ronnie, I think in that moment you grew up.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I'm no longer a child. All right, thank you everybody. What's next? So, we've been talking a lot about how there was an acermony held earlier this evening, but actually last night we literally had acermony. And so, you know, with the Oscars, the night before, there's always like the independent spirit awards. So let me tell you about the independent spirit crappies. And to help talk about the categories,
Starting point is 00:09:25 the real categories that we did last night, please welcome the very wonderful, the very excellent, one half of the reality gays, Mr. Jake Anthony. Come on out here, sir. I don't know if you're a musician. I love my hero. Come in the music. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I don't know if you're a musician. I'm not gonna eat it in a child, just like. Look at here. First of all, I want to say thank you for letting me help you present
Starting point is 00:10:13 the creative arts crappies. That's what it's like. I feel a little great, but it sounds about where I am. Yeah, you know? Well, you know, it's like creative. It's the creative arts crappies, but it's about where I am. Yeah, you know. Well, you know, it's like creative. It's the creative arts crappies, but it's about people who actually are working their asses off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Oh. What? Oh, it's like our live shows. We'll just scream at us in the audience. Yeah. It's like y'all have. So we did three categories last night in Scottsdale, Arizona Arizona and we want to have you lovely place lovely place lots of bachelor at heart That is where the jesus fashion capital the US
Starting point is 00:10:54 So but you watch a lot of highlights You watch a lot of low-dack and cutouts I watch a lot of below deck and I watch a lot of below deck. And, but yeah, I can talk about it at a good point. Well, the reason why I'm saying that is because we had some below deck heavy categories last night. Yes. So we wanted to, so one of our first categories that we had was Best Yachty.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Do you have a favorite Yachty from the past year? Oh, a favorite Yachty, do you have a favorite Yachty from the past year? Oh, a favorite Yachty. My issue is that they're all there to annoy me. Yes. Like you guys have. However, Haley is probably my favorite Yachty of this season. Of course you like Haley. She's basically a drag queen.
Starting point is 00:11:46 She talks like a drag queen. She's got a wig and she's got big titties. So she's a drag queen. Stocks are about to be a giant old times. Yeah. Massive. God, I'm just like a come right now. I would come right now. Exactly. I will say I was very happy to see that. But Asia Scott won for your big, for your savory person. That's right, Asia Scott won for Best Yachty last night. So congrats. Oh, Asia Scott. He's so cute. Megda has exposed her diptole to the chart,
Starting point is 00:12:19 I guess, but I'm still trying to give a positive feedback. Chef Marco was actually here earlier. Oh, yeah. Because it's probably you guys down here. These ladies down here. Chef Marco has a restaurant across this. If those of you who don't watch Below Deck, this chef is gorgeous, like stunning.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I tried to make a move on him. And it was rebuffed. Unfortunately. So who is your favorite captain? Bless you. I love your balls. Come on. Favorite captain. I would like to say that it's captain Sandy with constructive criticism. But y'all are fuckers because I would never say that. That was a good misdemeanor. That was a good misdemeanor. It's Captain Glenn across the way.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Yeah. Oh, Captain Glenn. That's a good choice. Because he's like a guy you'd meet on an airport bar who you would fuck your fuck him and you cheat on your husband with. That's normal, right? Okay, you would all fuck Captain Glenn at airport bar. Ah, Carol, I don't like airport bar. I like Captain Glenn because he's just like so normal.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Like, I believe that's what a captain's really like. They're like, okay, do it over, you know what I mean? Just tell me I crashed the odd thing. No, no, no no no there is there is some dirty kinky shit underneath there well the winner of the category of best captain should come as no surprise in his final season on the show captain Lee won for business yeah yeah damn it yeah got That makes sense. Yeah, that's pretty. Damn it. Yeah, I got to make this a real hit. Damn it. Damn it. And then the final category we did last night
Starting point is 00:14:09 was best comeback. I already can see your dirty joke forming in your mind. What was your favorite comeback of this year? Come back. Come back. You have a favorite comeback. You don't have to have a comeback. I think my favorite comeback has to be Caroline Stansbury.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Cause she changed continents. That's good. That's the first intercontinental change. That is the first intercontinental intercontinental from a household change. That might as well be going to Mars. Might as well. Well everyone, the best comeback that you guys all voted for,
Starting point is 00:14:42 this was by a huge margin, Fadre Parks. Yeah, that makes sense. Fadre Parks. I do want to say, Maddie really wanted to come tonight. He is, this is big news. He has been selected as one of the people to be on the new reboot of the swan. So he's getting radical,
Starting point is 00:15:05 reconstructive plastic surgery as we speak. Well, God bless. Well, good luck pulling this off. I know he took the sketch of my face in there. So good luck. I've given them a lot of notes, so hopefully they can include things that I want in there. But he does give his regards and we're very happy for him. Oh, and we love him.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you guys. Thank you for presenting the Creative him. Oh, and we love him. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you guys. Thank you for presenting the creative art. The creative art scrapies. Here's your make-up. Go Glitty! Check out our house, take it. We're living from create old.
Starting point is 00:15:36 So what we did is in the past. All of us did. Like phased and cabal were raped My friends Come to the cabal Oh, Ray You're my fucking friend What do you get that fucking
Starting point is 00:16:03 This outfit Fuck you trying to make me sit at that God table with Ben? Whoah! Boah! Boah! Did you read that? That Luan got barfed on. And they were accusing Dharinda, and we just all
Starting point is 00:16:18 immediately believed in. They can't drop. Guy out there with her. You're about to get it. Joe! OK. OK, now it's a category. Guy out there with her, you're about to get it. Joe! Okay. Okay, now is the category we're very excited for because, you know, as podcasters, we're always worried like, is it over?
Starting point is 00:16:34 Is Bravo over? What happened? Like every time some big controversial thing happens, we're like, we're fucked. Yeah, what are we going to do? I don't know how to work these new cash register screens? I'm like, I haven't worked through to work these new cash register screens I'm like I haven't worked through in a low-hot update in years, okay, so we're doing a ceremony held earlier this evening I said at the wrong award You pointed it that you said it's here. I literally pointed at the sheet. Okay
Starting point is 00:17:02 I said I just read that said, NS ceremony held earlier this evening. That intro was for Beth's new show, so I can't wait to do that later. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. NS ceremony held earlier this evening.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Yes. Yes. We're social media decision and it is a tie. This one was a tie. Kyle Richards for trying to take on Reza. Yeah, that was not good. You will never go lower than Reza. Okay, never. And Lisa Rina for trying to take on that insane psychopathic twink online. Was this name to you guys remember? Patrick. Oh my god. Best best non-ego, eagle, Olivia Aiden. And here to present her award for best non-egoego is Olivia Aiden. Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:18:06 Money can't buy your trash. Money can't buy your trash. Money can't buy my clothes. I'm just whenever I want you. My dad is a school. I'm a schoolgirl. He's a schoolgirl. Oh!
Starting point is 00:18:23 Most entertaining hats store. most entertaining hat store, Kimosabis. Kimosabis. Uh, least entertaining hat store, the embellish U-Haul storage unit. I'm real happy. Robert Dixon from Potomac. Best use of a depression scrunchy. Jennifer Aiden.
Starting point is 00:18:47 The best not ever fucking anybody fuck boy, Joey Marbles from Southern Hospitality. And finally, outstanding use of Snickers Kramer in a dramatic scene, Margaret Joseph's and here to accept her award via video. Margaret Joseph. I'm so honored to accept this award for Snickers Creamer in dramatic moment. I mean, who would have thought it when I took the Snickers Creamer out of my bag when I was apologizing with Jennifer Aiden, our makeup, that I would be bestowed such an honor, a crappy. I mean how excited
Starting point is 00:19:27 am I? To use Snickers in such a way, my creamer warms my little heart. I just want to thank God, my husband, my family, my fans. Thank you so much. And I will always hold Snickers creamer, dear to my heart, in my purse and your A.I.s coffee and coffee that I ever consume. Thank you, Crappies, for seeing that Snickers Creamer is part of every dramatic moment in my life and just makes everything that much sweeter. Thank you, Margaret.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Thank you, Zick Marge. Okay, so remember all that intro? It still counts, because here to present the award for best new show, we love these two. First of all, this guy has been an amazing red carpet interview host for us tonight. Mr. Ryan Bailey from Sobertice, Good to Fly and Bailey. And one of the most popular
Starting point is 00:20:50 How to go out there. It was tough. I heard my eye. Oh yeah. We don't know how we got it. Yeah, how did it happen? Something happened backstage. Spiders laid eggs in my eyes. Oh no. Do you know which spider it was? Large one, yeah Welcome back right right this is your second first first this is your first time I just want to shout out the dedication to the eye There's literally there's makeup happening right here. I'm the carrots off of Bravo. Thank you You're like the work were responded of the evening and I love it Also, thank you to Rebecca Leib, one of my best friends from the podcast Ghost Town, who's been working the carpet with Ryan.
Starting point is 00:21:29 It's excellent. Go listen to it if you'd love some. Good guest story. And we also have in the house, Sassy, from the Bravo Docket. Here is Sassy. A lot of Bravo podcasters and Instagram people. We really appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Love you, Sassy. So let's talk some nominees. Let's go through the nominees for Best New Show. Okay, Best New Show. The first best new show, nominee. Below Deck Adventure. Below Deck Adventure. Low Deck Adventure. The Low Deck Down Under. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Next up is Candy in the Gang. Candy in the Gang. Gone to soon, Candy in the Gang. Real Go friends in Paris. Whoa, huge. Real Housewives of Dubai! And finally, Southern hospitality! Lady, baby!
Starting point is 00:22:32 Oh, love it. That makes me so excited to hear how excited people are about Southern hospitality. Well, I'm sorry. People love bars. Yeah, and for me. You know what I'm saying? You don't really love a for it? I'm gonna be honest, no love needed.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Like, they do a great job on their own. I agree. We don't need it. Yeah, I kind of like love his commitment to just not giving a shit about anything, even when she gets her own show. But she gets too much of a shit of them parting, but that's their job. Yeah, but can I say that if we were doing a sketch on that show, I would cast you as Grace Lilly. Like you could pull it off.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Look at her. That is the best compliment I've ever gone, because it off. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. That is the best compliment I've ever gotten, because it's usually Treesha Judy chase. So, okay Grace Lilly any day. That's good. It's the forehead. Totally, I would buy it.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Well, would you guys like to read or open the envelope? Why? What's your off choices? Give us your choices. So, there's hospitality, 100 people. I'm going to go real girlfriends and pairs, because I like Parisian. Parisian. Yes, Parisian. We people. I'm going to go real girlfriends and parents because I like Parisian. Yes, Parisian.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I'm going with that too because I want to support children. I also think Southern hospitality, I don't know, it's a time for children. I love Southern hospitality, but I just love real girlfriends and parents. I think it's so funny. It's a funny, funny show. Ryan, I need a tattoo. Oh, I'm drunk. Woo!
Starting point is 00:23:51 Ha! Southern hospitality! Woo! Way to gravy! Way to gravy! Way to gravy! Way to gravy! Way to gravy!
Starting point is 00:24:00 Way to gravy! Keep the girls Ryan Bayley! Keep the girls Ryan Bayley! Keep the girls Ryan Bayley! Keep the girls Ryan Bayley! Follow them on Instagram and listen to girls Ryan Bailey Thank you so much Good to be the Ryan Bailey Follow them on Instagram and listen to their podcast Thank you guys Mischus Here comes one right now
Starting point is 00:24:14 I'm going to say something scandalous running Go on Plants are meat And not only are they meat They're delicious Especially if they're from impossible foods They taste like beef. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Impossible is making meat history this summer. Yeah, they are. Summer of impossible. I am so excited to be spending time, cooking my summer foods, all that good stuff, and guess what? We can use impossible sausages, impossible brats. I mean, it's gonna be a great summer for impossible foods.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Impossible beef is made from plants and 19 grams of protein per serving, and it's better for the planet mean, it's going to be a great summer for impossible foods. Impossible beef is made from plants and 19 grams of protein per serving, and it's better for the planet. And it's meat. Plant meat. Correct. So if you're looking for something to grab for your grill, grab some impossible beef. Summer of impossible. Start making meat history today. Just head over to the meat aisle at your local grocery store. Grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. Read ILA your local grocery store, grab some impossible beef, or patties, and get grilling. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the right is room.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Each episode members of the right is room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the right is room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. I'll spend more money, I'll spend more money I'll spend more money, I'll spend more money I'm coming for your house bitch I'm coming for your house bitch I'm coming for your house bitch
Starting point is 00:25:58 You better pay your fucking house bitch I'm coming for your house bitch I'm gonna tell your car to take out your lid, take, take can you down. So we're coming into the final stretch of the show here. And for this next category, this is a real big one. Biggest villain. And here to be a presenter is a wonderful, wonderful man who is the star and creator of Southside on HBO as well as Sherman Show Gays and he was on Watcher Happens Live with Meredith Marks in a scene that
Starting point is 00:26:40 was then showed in the reunion of Salt Lake City. Mr. Diallo Riddle, everyone. I'm feeling great. I feel like I got one of the best categories of the night. You definitely did. Woo! When one or the other way. But I think there was a glaring omission. I think there was a snub. Go on. I have to say one of my favorite villains was the guy who directed Adriana's music video. I gotta say, for a show that looks that good, that video looked terrible. He was like the boss from the Flintstones, like Fred Flint. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:27:40 Get in the shot! I mean listen, listen, the lyrics to that song are amazing. Miami's on fire, fire, fire, fire. Not just fire, but fire, fire, fire. Fire, fire. Well, next year. Bad, bad marketing, though, because who's searching? I was actually searching it so we could play it last night.
Starting point is 00:28:03 And I couldn't, I was like, something's something's on fire. We got all these traumatic videos. It was a pretty sad night. It was like the least footage of Miami on fire. Yeah. It's because she spells a FYA age. How are people gonna Google you, Adriana? How are we gonna Google you? It was shot on a iPhone 8. It was the most. I like that that's your lowest of the 8. Oh my gosh, well. You're so fancy. You like the 8.
Starting point is 00:28:30 It was going to be spelled like normal fire, but someone fell on her keyboard and almost shattered it to a thousand pieces. Almost. You loved it when she started dancing, right? When they brought the people out of the restaurant and she started dancing on her on her nearly shattered foot Bad optics of her of her sawdust bones. She started like fucking tap dancing Stopping her feet around All right, all right, all right, here we go. Let's get your speedtakes on these
Starting point is 00:28:59 Okay, okay all the men of southern charm Okay, all the men of Southern Charms. I have to say, I tend to get all my entitled white people on HBO, so. You get the upper crust entitled white people. Ashley from Belowodak sailing. You got to respect her dedication to pasta right there. That's amazing. That is a meanest picture. Exactly. The pictures are like that is so mean. Come on, Lam. Come here from Camille from a below deck below deck just blow deck blow deck It's a lot of below deck below deck shout out to chef Marcus. Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:02 And I'm so sorry that we didn't bring him out because he was actually hanging out back there and I forgot to chase him I'm sorry, who? Oh, good answer. I gotta say, if she wins, we know that the Russian bots hacked the crap. That's right. This year. Diana Jenkins had her bots take over the entire show. But I heard that Diana Jenkins was joining the show. I knew that was the new black character. Sorry, I pressed it on top.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Okay. I mean, it is snowing in Pasadena. It actually is today. You know what's so good about that is that they, she actually posted that as vindication, but she posted an article that said, it's gonna snow in Pasadena this weekend, and she'll see bitches.
Starting point is 00:30:43 But then the article said, for the first time since 1983, I'm like, Erica, that's amazing. Don't mess, that's not true, Erica. He says, my favorite of your lies is they're gonna be some winners and they're gonna be some losers.
Starting point is 00:31:01 That's gonna be up, soon they're gonna be down. Some levers and some sherrylies. I love that. I love that. She even tried to pull that wheel. I love that. That's my barlo. That's my barlo. I love that. I love that. I love that. You ready for the next one?
Starting point is 00:31:16 Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, man. Jen Shaw. Do they accept delivery of toy poop in a prison? Do they accept it? I don't know if we can even reward her behavior with a crappy. I don't know. I feel like she would be too happy about it.
Starting point is 00:31:35 She'll start stalk watching you. I know. I'm going to send this to an old person who lost everything. I'll be like, I'm so sorry, you're broke. But now you have a plastic spray-painted poop emoji. Congratulations. Oh wow. Oh wow. American American.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Mr. I can't sleep with my wives because I'd be cheating on the person I love. Who does punch lines like that? Oh my god. He is really a divorcing classic surgeon to Miami. He really is like, you think it really can't be that bad, but it really does it. He goes for it. He really should have won this award in 2010 because we all saw this coming. That's right.
Starting point is 00:32:28 I know it was like the longest asshole win ever. You know. Ready for the next one? I'm ready. I'm ready. Ron, you read this one. Dude, if this was like a soccer game, people would be turning over cars. I know.
Starting point is 00:32:40 You guys are fucking insane right now. The energy is everything. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna start this year. This is better than the concert fans wish for this energy Lisa Rina Lisa Rina from real house I wanted a win so that we can just look at her and be like, oh, you're so angry You're so angry so angry Team Denise team Denise
Starting point is 00:33:13 And the final nominee She had a bad season she had a patreon controversial nominee controversial nominee I got I She had a bad season. She had a Patreon. Controversial nominee. Controversial nominee. I mean, she has been teasing this wedding for seven years. Seven years. She's been teasing a wedding for the most anti-climatic. But no-one is lost.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Yes. Okay, so I just want to remind everyone that if Gen Shaw loses this category, we thought someone was worse than a felon. I just want everyone to know that. OK? Just everyone knows whoever wins. If they beat Gen Shaw, they're making a statement. I'm actually nervous to see who's gonna win this one.
Starting point is 00:34:05 I think this is a big one. I'm a little bright. Here we go guys. Biggest villain. Biggest villain. And the winner is... Lenny. Hoxtey. Lenny Hoxtey.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Lenny Hoxtey. Rojas Wands of Miami. Wow. I thought it was gonna be Gen Shaw or at least Serena. I'm shocked. Wow, that is fantastic. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, I don't think we'd pay poorly.
Starting point is 00:34:37 I don't think we'd pay it. I just, that was amazing. That was a tough, you know what, that was a tough, very tough, crowded field this season, this year. I'm happy for Lisa Rina and I'm sad for Jen Shaw. So we're at the same time. Thank you so much. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. Go watch the Allos TV shows. I'm not a queen of feathers, I'm gone with a queen of feathers, I'm twirled to earth, twirled to earth, the altar of your shirt, twirled to earth, twirled to earth. God damn it, we're releasing that as a shingle, that was beautiful.
Starting point is 00:35:22 It should have been a three-way time. The crappers were killing it tonight. Thank you. Walter and Kate and I are really. Yeah. Walter, my dream for you is that one day you will win a Grammy possibly. I just hope you have that in you.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Yeah. I feel like you're going to break through. You're going to break through soon, Walter. You can see it. You're going to work on it. OK, what's next, Ben? I'm just going to let Ben drive me around now. By the way, I'm like a child. I'm like when you take your child to a restaurant,
Starting point is 00:35:50 and they just throw the shit on the floor. But this is what it looks like over here. This is what I literally love you, Ronnie. You're the best work husband anyone could ever have. Truly. How could it was Ronnie when he sang that song? It's true. I love you. Ronnie can sing you guys, right? How come it was Ronnie when he sang that song? Ronnie can sing you guys right? He's a good singer!
Starting point is 00:36:14 I'd now represent Best Best Five. So our next guest is a huge Bravo fan. You may recognize her from me on Gilmore Girls. And most recently, she is a cast member of the HBO television show Hacks. One of the most talented comedic actresses of all time Miss Rose at Do. Welcome Rose! I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it's a man's face, I can't believe it We have two people on a road from HBO Max. I love you. I am so honored to be here. Is that so?
Starting point is 00:37:12 I'm so honored. I love you guys. It's my chance to now tell you publicly. First of all, you have the most wonderful fans in the world. Yes. The fans, you really do. But you guys got me through the pandemic listening
Starting point is 00:37:27 to this program. Oh, really? This is such a fan. It got to the point. Are you guys like this? It got to the point where I would watch the show only because I wanted to say, what? That's so hilarious.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I love it. I love you. Thank you so much. Your imitations. I would laugh the whole walk. I love you. Thank you so much. Thank you, Chris. Your imitations, I would laugh the whole walk. It helped me, you helped me burn a few calories. Just a few. Oh God, I was secondwork on me.
Starting point is 00:37:53 You got me through my walks. I love you. Thank you so much for that. And we've already decided, this is my love and ease sister up here. Yes. We're kind of, we have to. We're related. We've got a 23 and me date later.
Starting point is 00:38:05 We'll figure it out. Yeah, we're going to figure that shit out real fast. This is exciting. Excited for my category. Oh, yeah, this is a good one. Best fight. Are you ready for your nominees in this category, Rose? Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Are you ready? Because we are doing it. And we are starting off in Arizona. No. No. Just for jazz. Yeah. In Arizona. Just for jazz by it, in Arizona. Just for jazz, in La Unchirée. Yeah, Launchirée fight on real housewives assault like this. With Venetian blinds that someone gets pushed into. Yeah, look at those blinds. This is Bravo. This is not GLC. That place wins as the house I would like to vacation in the least of all the shows, right?
Starting point is 00:38:50 Okay. Ronnie, this next one is Sierra versus Danielle on Italian nights. That was messy. But you know, look at these feckers. Nobody ate that carb. Not a one of them. Look at those full plates of spaghetti. Fuck that cast. That whole cast. What else? This was really good.
Starting point is 00:39:13 I didn't see that one. It was, this was a really good fight. This was Contessa held in intervention for Heavenly in the movie theater in her home, where she showed footage of Heavenly being awful on YouTube. On YouTube. And Heavenly thought it was like a hilarious roast I was laughing they had an intervention and heavenly cackle the I can't I won't do that to you tonight but that heavenly cackle you have a heavenly cackel. You really do. Yeah. Daryndon Vicki, find me about that cheese. OK.
Starting point is 00:39:48 This might be my favorite one. The made up. I won't see that. I won't see that. I'm just saying. The made up. Oh, that wasn't good one. This is my favorite, I think.
Starting point is 00:40:02 This is Erica versus everyone in Aspen. Yeah. I thought this was just hilarious. I love when people crack and just that you see that part that they can't hide anymore. Oh, fuck those poor people. Fuck up. I didn't do it. Here's a fight that I feel like was really good, but was sort of forgotten, and this one is Heather accuses Newella of giving her daughter porn.
Starting point is 00:40:30 That was a good fight. That was a fight based off of cards against humanity. That used my two worlds, a board games and a bottle together, and a beautiful little terrible bow. She was too young for that game. Too young. Too young for baby. A little baby, a little 18 year old baby. Yeah, baby is younger than Brooks Marks.
Starting point is 00:40:52 So, a little toddler. Little toddler. Oh! That's the one. Kathy versus Rina at the reunion. I have to say, everything was leaked about that season beforehand, so we kind of knew what was coming. I did not see that coming, but the reunion.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Oh, that was so good. When Kathy brought that pink outfit on and her pink little purse and kept her arms crossed and just let Lisa run a fucking habit, Elisa couldn't say anything. I've never seen that. I was amazing. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:41:31 This is another good one. Melissa charging at Jennifer Aiden at the Jersey Shore on Jersey. OK. It's a good one. She showed her true colors. Melissa. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:43 But no fight could ever top that table flip from season one. No. That's what I saw was like the table like semi-lift and then drop. That's why they show it. It's like Theresa will be going to the store and she's like, do you guys have any checks mix? And they just show the flashback of it just because they want to show that flashback. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that.
Starting point is 00:42:08 I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that.
Starting point is 00:42:16 I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that.
Starting point is 00:42:24 I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that. How many fights? Yeah, it was a big year for negativity on here. Teresa throws a table of drinks at March in Nashville, also a good fight. Yes. And then finally, my personal favorite is this last one. Oh! Victoria throws Wynet Yoann in dumb sprize on his head. It was a two-stage fight. It was.
Starting point is 00:42:43 It was a wine throw and then she went back and put carbs on his head And he's gay. When you put carbs on a gay man's head, you're really going for it. What's a waste of French fries? Exactly. You don't have that. And how would he get the wine and whatever she threw it out of that beautiful coat? I don't know. See, they all need and Marge needed this too. John Medesian's dry cleaning. That's right. I mean, I would be, Durinda, I would have stayed with him just for the dry cleaning alone.
Starting point is 00:43:12 She did for a good purpose. She did for a good purpose. You know I had to go really bad. And that was clothing, yeah. She needed to stay with him for the dry cleaning alone. Oh, that's funny. Those are all so good. So who would yours be?
Starting point is 00:43:23 Who's your favorite? You pick first. I think Rina and Cassie. I've got to be. You're going to go with you on that. Yeah, do we hold that? What do you think Ben? Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Well, I mean, I said what my favorite was. But I think Rina versus Cassie was pretty much the epic fight of the season. Oh, Benning, so she handled it. This is so exciting. And everybody votes, pull it out. It's really in there. Cassie confronts Rina at the reunion of Real Housewives
Starting point is 00:43:47 of Beverly Hills. Yes, very good, well deserved. God, they're doing really well tonight, aren't they? Do it. And also this is yours as well, Rose. A lot of crap. Everyone, give a huge round of applause. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Rose, after you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Rose, after you. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you. Come on, Rose. Thank you so much. Rose, after you. Thank you so much. Rose, after you. Thank you so much.
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Starting point is 00:44:18 Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after you. Rose, after and reviews, but now we also let you compare up front prices on hundreds of projects and book a service instantly. We can even handle the rest of your project from start to finish. So remember, Angie's list is now Angie, and we're here to get your job done right. Get started at Angie.com. That's ANGI, or download the app today. So in our world, if we're cousins, we're getting married. I'm telling you that right now. Yeah. So you know, we care about the kids.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Do it, bitches. We've been celebrating a lot of highs and lows and the year in Bravo, but not everything can be a lovely moment. There were a lot of, we said goodbye to a lot of people. On Bravo, people who are no longer in the world of Bravo So we'd like to take a moment to reflect on this take a moment to remember guys Diana On dreadless months, there were a lot of talents, Meena, the last ones of time, Grant more equals, Rose, Miss Guld, Fall to
Starting point is 00:46:43 Jason Reagan Tom Gabriella Magda Ryan Shaffer Overson Crobio Justin's job, we're all sons of some like city, me as joints, Shannon and John, Shedman Taylor,
Starting point is 00:47:28 Jason Lennie, Ashley Michael, Ashley Lillib, Bubba and Bubba, Charles of Sunset, The stars of sunset, Catherine's other charm, Captain Lee below deck, Guy T.M. The real housewives of New York City. Wow, that was great. Wow, great, good job. And thank you Walter for playing the song that he produced. My heart will go on.
Starting point is 00:48:29 That is the actual, that's real heart, will go on guy. Okay. He did that. My God. He did that song. Okay. Good job man. That video was amazing.
Starting point is 00:48:40 That's always my favorite part of this show. Okay. What's next? Pointing at me on this paper thing we're using today. Best Bravo moment. It's all us from here on out. Oh my God! Alright, well let's mock this shit now.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Great idea. Final three categories. By the way, you guys have been amazing. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. Yes. Yes!
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Starting point is 00:49:40 Yeah. Alexia's lawyer friend tries to offer advice. That whole scene with the credit card, with Nicole asking about what. How much does this cost? How much does your time cost? Take my A-Mex. Take my A-Mex. Chanel Ion wears a couture gown to an Ethiopian restaurant.
Starting point is 00:50:07 That was pretty spectacular. It was pretty good. Oh my. That's the shiqest winter I've ever seen. Jamie Lee Curtis. Is that a coffee cup that keeps something womb and cold at the same time? Jamie Lee.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Shake. Dr. Jen and Ryan at the Debrose Dinner Party. This is one of the best dinner parties of all time. I'm just going to go on the record to say that. And no one talks about it. But when he put that napkin in his collar. There was a big article this week that we've talked about a little bit
Starting point is 00:50:50 about some brain saying like how the housewives have fallen and the negativity and there's no authenticity. Bullshit, watch this. This scene is real. This is when you are with someone and you are so humiliated, but you still want to fuck them all the time.
Starting point is 00:51:08 And sometimes you have to take them places. And it's horrible. And your life starts crumbling. This was real. So take that article and shove it, lady. This is real. This is real. How dare you come from my channel.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Ha. Best Bravo moment. Dr. Nicole's mirror disinvitation of Larsa Pippin. When Larsa couldn't read the mirror, I couldn't... Mirror? I'm the wall? What? XYZ? Fist in that.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Best Bravo moment. Homeless, not toothless dinner. Real house of Beverly Hills. That was pretty good. Kyle yells at his roommates and then cries and someone's yard. On a tiny little pony. And then they came out of the house
Starting point is 00:52:04 and were like, is everything okay? He's like, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. No, I'm going through. Next up, Lisa tells the group that Lenny wants a divorce and the group breaks into screams.
Starting point is 00:52:22 It was amazing. Don't tell me there's no unity on Bravo. Marilyn Monroe dinner. Or Marilyn Monroe had a rough year. First they did that thing on Netflix about her that was just the worst. Marilyn Monroe's in heaven like, what the fuck, man? What did I do? I'm using my hair on a chart. You're using high-priced hair on a chart.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Who are you seeing? I gave everything to this country. Okay. Fadre thinks D'Arenda is old enough to be brand his mother. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, okay. And next is Quads Holly Slay Party. Picture says it all.
Starting point is 00:53:10 The picture says it all. Very nice. Oh god. Okay. Oh my god. You do it. Okay fine. I have an open one yet.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Will you hold the mic to it while I do it? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. They came with it. They came with it. They came with it. They came with it. They came with it. They came with it. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:53:30 They came with a picture of us. I'm the picture of us. And the winner of best Bravo moment of the year as voted by everyone, the homeless, not toothless dinner. I thought for sure it was gonna be when Lisa told everyone, like I thought that moment was unbelievable. But either way, homeless not toothless was an amazing dinner party. It was. That show is cleaning up, you know?
Starting point is 00:53:58 Do you like how I curved, I cut the curves on the thing. Did you cut these? I did. You did? I crafted. Come on. Damn! He makes these every year. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:54:10 He makes these. He literally has like some cost fallacy. Like once you buy a corner cutter, you just then want to use it on everything. And he had like two different kinds of stickers to choose from. He was like, which should, what's better aesthetically? I'd go through this.
Starting point is 00:54:23 This is true. We didn't have this conversation today. Okay, Ronnie Would you say you made the awards? Yeah, by the way, yes, Ronnie made these awards. Oh, yeah This is a homemade Awards I need to give a speech tonight. I'd like to thank Ali Baba Express On the internet. I'd like to thank my dear friend Ali Wong. All right, Bravo Liberty the Year. Second to last category, a big one.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Can't wait to hear what you guys all say about these. How you all react? Bravo Liberty the Year, first nominee, shockingly, Candice De La Rambasa. What a turn. De La Rambasa. What a turn. Dealer and Neutrown. Neutrown. Neutrown.
Starting point is 00:55:11 What? She has a very good chance. And rightfully so, next up, Chanel, on Real Housewives of Dubai, Ion. Harden me. Ion. Thuria Dot.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Dr. Nicole Martin, having a very strong second half per season. And this is also like I have to confess, you know, like Candace I've already confessed a lot because I really like her this year and I usually don't at all. Nicole, I didn't love Nicole the first season. I was like, meh, I've, she got a big map from me. Great turn around. Great turn around. Great turn around.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Very, very good. Okay, you're the next one here. What? Garsell Bowling. Real housewives of Beverly Hills. And look at how smoking hot she is. Look at that. She is. Look at that picture. She's never taking a shitty picture. Never. Never. So Google me. Here's one. Next up. Christ.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Lillie. Christ Lillie. Lillie. Christ Lillie. Next nominee. Karen, you got a real lifeoff wives up a toe-mack! Mm-hmm. Oh!
Starting point is 00:56:27 Oh! Oh! Well, I'm only a nominee for all that's proven up to the year, because no one keeps their hands off of me. Fuckin' me close. Lies at bar low, will housewives of Salt Lake Saturday. I love that. I love that.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Margaret Joseph's real housewives of New Jersey. Margaret Joseph's wife. So I don't care. I wanted to say it with you. We both say it together. Margaret Joseph. You know what I've talked to Serena from 10F. I'm a nominee.
Starting point is 00:57:03 I'm a nominee for She's a gentleman. She said, yeah, so I was like, I can't believe this. And you know, Jennifer Collins out of town. I'm so I'm making you much. She's having marijuana paranoia. We're trying to worry about it. She's not even liking that way yet. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Anyway, Joe, we're the pillow shirt, Joe. All right. Wow. Oh, god. Sorry, people All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
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Starting point is 00:57:37 All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. And the fact that that show is so good, it had a great season this season.
Starting point is 00:57:46 You encouraged me to keep watching this. And I did, and I was really, really, really. Yeah, after years they've been on. Uh, uh, I'm going to hand this to you. Well, Shannon, but no more. Shannon's over here. Yeah. Well, as you can see from my photo, I am just so happy.
Starting point is 00:58:00 I'm so happy right now to be a nominee. How I can't. I'm honored to be nominated, but I'm so happy, I'm so happy right now to be a nominee. How I can't. I'm honored to be nominated, but I'm also extremely offended that someone would call chicken a dirty bird in the same category. How dare you chicken this Tuesdays? It is a very healthy bird.
Starting point is 00:58:18 And I'm having 30 to 40 negative thoughts about it right now. All righty. Let's see. I mean, say it's Robbo Probe. Robbo, I'm the favorite of the year. Oh, sorry. 20, 20, 3. This is the paper.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Did it open? Yeah, it goes. Oh, sorry. What? What? Garcelle Bonvelle, Garcelle Bovelle. Garcelle. Garcelle.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Garcelle. Garcelle. She put up with a lot of bullshit this season. And she is just the best. She want, they tried to go extremely low with Garso, and she kept it pure class while also being entertaining as fuck, so thank you for that. She was great.
Starting point is 00:59:17 She was very rare on this channel. We're in life. All right, last award of the night. Last award, guys. And it's the biggest, boldest, sexiest award of the night. This is a rough one. Best Brava show of the year. Family Karma.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Yeah. Yeah. Great show. Real girlfriends and Paris. This is probably the last time I'll ever be nominated for something, because let's be honest, it's gonna get canceled. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Which is, by the way, I think Beverly Hills is one almost every
Starting point is 00:59:57 award tonight. Who's watching? No one. Real Housewives of Miami. Miami's uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Oh, but what about my foot being on fire? A peacock original. I can't wait till Adriana writes a song that uses the, the, the, the, I love her use of like little tiny words. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Real housewives of New Jersey. It's a great show and deserves more than a little bit because it's on earlier in the season. So everyone forgets. Yeah. But it's also on right now. So they're here for sure. So let's see here real housewives of Potomac. So good.
Starting point is 01:00:56 Is this the year it finally breaks through? Is this the year? Yeah, that has been nominated ever since it's been on. Right. That's the one yet. Real housewives ultimate girls trip to The Berkshire's. The Berkshire's Edition. What do you want and what do you think's going to happen?
Starting point is 01:01:13 Well, I think that because it's a popularity, you know, it's an open vote. And so I think it will probably be Beverly Hills or Miami. I would choose ultimate girls trip too. I would choose girls trip. How about you? You know, I think that like the shows that are on peacock have a uphill battle, especially because Beverly Hills is a juggernaut and it's already won so much. But honestly, Miami is picking up where New York left off.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Oh, great. Which is what I also say about Potomac, but honestly, I thought Potomac was doing it, but Miami is really doing it, so like... Miami is so good. Miami is absolutely killing it. All right. This last award is gonna be opened by Ben.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Let's do it together. Let's do it together. Let's do it together, okay? Like mother and best friend slash daughter. Kai? Ben, I love you, Ben. Is there a standing ambulance? Wow. And the winner is Real Outwives of Miami! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, We'd like to end the night with a group rendition of I do whatever I want Nominated from the OC, hey boys Sometimes I love the girls Sometimes I'm not
Starting point is 01:03:20 I live with them wrong Cause it's all I want Nothing's better now, hold me back I want this world to be in my prime I was on the way all the love to be I just don't know how I feel I know I do whatever I want Whatever I want, no, that's what makes you shine I do whatever I want, whatever I want
Starting point is 01:04:06 So let's keep the questions I do Whatever I want, whatever I want Baby, I want you I want you, I want you, I want you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, watch my rabbits, We'll kick this one, hands, when the swarms they have been. Watch my rabbits, watch my rabbits, We'll kick this one, hands, when the swarms they have. Watch my rabbits, I'll kick a one, So much love, what love is
Starting point is 01:05:05 How can you want to love me? So much love, what love is Swing the bees, swing the bees What love is love? What love is love? What love is What love is What love is
Starting point is 01:05:21 What love is What love is What love is What love is What love is I'm the one who's my best friend, so much the best. Watch my man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniella. Itch-o! Dan-o-C! Dan-o-Doo! Aaron McNickles, she don't miss no trickle-ists. Hava Nagila Weber! Jamie, she has no last name-y!
Starting point is 01:05:50 Sip some scops with Jessica Trotch! She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniella. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniella. Itch-o! Dan-o-C! Dan-o-C! Dan-o-Doo! Aaron McNickles, she don't miss no trickle-ists.
Starting point is 01:05:59 Hava Nagila Weber! Jamie, she has no last name-y! Sip some scops with Jessica Trotch! She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniella! Itch-o! Dan-o-C! Dan-o-C! Dan-o-Doo! Aaron McNickles, she don don't miss no trickleus. Hava Nagila Weber! Jamie, she has no last name-y! Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch!
Starting point is 01:06:10 Kristen the Piston Anderson! Can't stop fanning over Tina Manning! She's always sublime, it's Kelly Ryan. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg! You're never alone with Lacey Montellan. Let's give a kiss Arino to Lisa Lino. There ain't no problem that Sarah Salvia can't solve you. Christy Howard Edawerty.
Starting point is 01:06:31 The Bay Area Betches. Betches. And our super premium sponsors. The incredible edible Matthewsisters. Somebody get us 10ccs of Betsy MD. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Erica, 500 days of summer.
Starting point is 01:06:48 She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Under your fasteners, it's Aaron Casner. We love him madly, it's Kyle Podd, Chadly. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. My favorite Merto, Karen McMurdo. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Give him hell, Miss Noel.
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Starting point is 01:07:44 Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey. The iconic celebrity feud from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums?
Starting point is 01:08:38 Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondry app. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares of a freshly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brownal are, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story
Starting point is 01:09:12 that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking. Oh yeah, I have absolutely been there. We'll talk about what went right and wrong. What would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app.
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