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Episode Date: June 24, 2023

We're recapping this week's Real Housewives of Orange County live at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston! Tamra closes a gym and makes up with one friend while slowly starting to turn on another. Also, Shannon gets out of a car. This week's premium bonus features us making fun of passers by in the Chicago airport. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What a wicked fun time. Yes, so fucking great to see you again Boston. We've missed you darling. Oh darling. It is so good to be here. My friend Malz is here with her mom. Shana to my best friends. Yes, Malz. Elena, be here. My friend Maul's is here with her mom. Shawna to my best friends.

Yes, Maul. Elena, some here. We have friends here. Thank you to our premium sponsors. Some down there. Some Scott Jessica Trotter right there. And that beautiful green and white ensemble. So thank you so much. This place, I would not say it feels like home because that I don't know would be a compliment. But I love being back here. We've been back here a few times now and I see different parts every time this time I walk to the commons. Do they call it commons because rich people look what is it?

It's just common. Common. So it's the common. It's just common. And then the gardens. I walked the gardens, too, because my ass is walking now. What do you think of that? Yeah. He's a walker.

But do they call it common? Because that's where poor people are. And then across the road is the gardens where the fancy bitches are out. Where there's a branch. I always feel that way. I think it is. you judge mental fuxx here. Yeah. And is it nice to be here not in a bomb cyclone?

Remember? Who was here the last time when there was a literal cyclone? See, Boston is not afraid of snow, right? Well, the first time we came, it was ice-dove, where we were slipping on the streets. It was so fine. That's great. But yeah, this was so picture.

It felt like the matrix, where people are just making shit up, because I was walking through it with the calm and, and people were literally like there were children skipping and holding hands. There were like squirrels like kissing. There were people literally sitting under 100-year-old trees reading books. I was like, what the fuck is this? Paul and Anna, who lives like this?

Yeah, actually your guns. I actually literally saw a blue bird saying Yankee-Suk. Yankee-Suk. I was like, wow. And I was worried because when I flew in the lady who had like the head stewardess, I mean I don't know what you call. Is that a job, a head stewardess? The main bitch on the plane. It was just so unexcited. She's like, welcome to Boston. About 65 degrees outside. I mean, there's clouds, but...

Dolores. It was basically Dolores. Well, Dolores could turn. Yeah, a flight attendant. I walked from the cockpit to the gallery and back to the cockpit. I mean, how fulfilling can your life be when you're only allowed to give out

100 calories at a time? What the fuck kind of snacks are those on planes? 100, my McDonald's. I'm done with Biscoph. I am done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph.

I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph.

I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. I'm done with Biscoph. And pretzels are already low calorie. Why are you giving me an 80 calorie bag of pretzels? Go fuck yourself, lady. All right, I'm starving myself enough. I've had fingernails today. Give me some fucking pretzels. Oh my god.

I can't get any, man. Oh, also we have stuff to say. Because today we got to go into news. We went to the news. We're on NBC News today. It's very exciting. We're so NBC News today. It's very exciting. We're so dumb, okay. Ron, I got yelled at.

What? You got yelled at. I got yelled at by a fucking Russian. Why is it every city we go to, even my own city, I will get yelled at by a Russian. What did I do to the Russians? I love a cold war. I love coldness in general.

Don't yell at me. I'm kind of on your side. This fucker, okay, if you're an Uber driver and you can't handle driving a Tesla, don't drive a Tesla. People are gonna touch it, okay? This guy, this guy showed up in his Tesla to pick us up to bring us to the news.

And the news, we're going, we're going to the news. But he picks us up and so Ronnie goes in first and the guy is like, don't touch the door. So he goes. Don't go in on that side. Go in on the other side. And I was like, okay, you know, because they made sense in traffic. I was like, okay, sorry sir. Yeah. So I'm behind and Ronnie starts to get into the uber, and so he's sort of like crawling in like a crawl space. Which is- Because he tells me get in this size.

Meanwhile, he scared the hell out of Ben, okay? Because Ben thought I was right behind him, and Ben goes flailing towards the cap. Because that's how Ben is. I was looking for Ronnie. I didn't realize that Ronnie had already gone to the uber, so I went to the intersection. I was like, where is Ronnie? So he didn't see me.

So I saw him like kind of like, ma-a-a kid and a bus looking for something lost. He's got David. Well, I was like really scary because like I went to get the Uber and then I couldn't find Ronnie so then I went to the intersection. I couldn't find Ronnie there either. And I was like, oh my God, what about Summer Moon? Yeah.

Yes. So I'm like, Ben, you know? And so he comes like flailing back. So okay, so the guy goes, okay, you get in, you crawl over. So he tells me to crawl over, right? So I get in, and I start crawling over. I'm careful not to get my big ass feet. I've got hams for feet.

So I know not to get. You can't get- You're such a feet on this, I'm like, you're crazy. So I'm telling you, that's at my feet. So it's, sir, physically I cannot even get my feet on here. My feet are flailing off the side. He was, I show up because I'm flailing on over.

I get back to the car and he's like, don't put your feet on the seat. Zeta, he did seats. This is how you roll and he did seats. So I was like, I did not put my feet on the seat. He's like, you did what am I lying? I said, I think that you're saying I put my feet on the seat when I didn't put my feet on the seat.

And he's like, oh, Brad, Ben's of course like, oh my god Oh, no, I was having a great time so I get on the other side He like did not want me to touch the door. He can race and around like don't that door So I like got in and then we said and he's like you put your feet on the seat You know that's not what you supposed to do like you see it is broken now because of you that's what you do For like five minutes you want to go in me bitch bring it on you now because of you. That's what you do. For like five minutes. You want to go in me, bitch. Bring it on. You think you're a bitch?

I can't let it go. Old Russian man. Oh, you've met your Ukraine, bitch. Yeah. But it was all worth it. It was all worth it because we went on to NBC News. Well, you know, like any, any CN. And it was really great.

Like we went on with it. What does that even mean, any CN? Just be NBC, don't be ashamed. What the fuck is that, any CN? Do we have a cable network? New England cable network, right? No. Just be NBC. You have the same peak cut.

You've got the same bird ass, be the same network. You know what I mean? But it was great. They called themselves NBC Sue. Yeah, so we were on with. That's the host. We were on with Sue and Cody. Is that name Cody?

Cody. Bradford Bradley, Brad Whitford Whitley Whitford. What's his name? Colton. Colton, Colton. Colton, oh my God, like from the bachelor who came out of the closet. So they had it.

God, I loved him. You know, I watched his season. I wanted him to be gay so bad. And then I got my wish. And he married some old, homely guy. I had a chance that whole time. I never knew it. But leaving your dreams, kids.

That's what they do. So we went on the news. It was super fun. We had a great time with them. And then they're like, stick around for another segment. So we did this segment. And they had us like, standing by our logo, which is fun. But we had no idea how to stand.

And if you go back up, watch this. You're going to see two of us standing there like this. Like we just got caught shoplifting. Furbies. And we could see ourselves in the TV monitor and we knew we looked stupid, right? Because we could see each other, but we didn't know what to do. I literally put my hand on my hip at one point. I literally did this thing. I was my hands were in my pockets. Here's what I did.

And I went like this at one point. Like a T-cup. How did this? How did this? I got on shifting, but they told us. No, hold on, because I've got news for you, fucker. We don't know how to sit either. Because first, you have to sit.

First, don't tell a big person they have to sit down. That's my first thing. I'm like, can I stand? Can the camera be up there? You know, like put the camera in the balcony. Okay, so we have to sit. It's a glass table, which is even, it's the worst, right? So then we sit at this table and both of it, and we can see ourselves in the TV there too.

We know we look stupid. We just do. We know it's told us how to do this, right? We've done it before and always look stupid and always told us. So we're literally both like this. I'm like this. And I'm hunched out. I think I'm standing so up. I think my posture is amazing. I see myself in a monitor like Igor. Every time they cut away to them, we would just be like, tits

out stomach in, you know? So after I was like, well, we look like fucking idiots because they had a picture of us up there on this big TV It's on our Instagram right now We told Sue, well, we look like fucking idiots. What do you guys do? You didn't look stupid and she's like I'm gonna give you the secret. This is the secret exclusive to the crap in audience right now If you guys are ever brought on TV, use these techniques. Stand at an angle, one foot in front of the other foot, and with your hands, you do a shredder. She said like your shredding paper.

Nother, one of us understood what she meant. It looks like rolling a joint to me. It's like this. Yeah. Yeah. She literally said, you keep one. You can move forward or backwards, but one foot stays planted here One foot stays planted and you shred shred paper right in front of her front of her waist

It's gonna work so next time we're on the news look for it We'll be sure that's what I think about Furby's. So, thanks for having us, Sue. We could have used that advice first. Actually, we really are super thankful for them for having us. And now we learn something, so. All right. Well, point is, welcome to Watch What Happens. The podcast.

For all that craft, we love to talk about. Hanyo Brawz, I'm Ronnie, that's been. Welcome to part one of our tonight grand finale of the Trader Brand tour. We made it. All right, well, previously on the real house lives of Orange Gummy. Alright, well, previously on the real house them as currency in their jail cells. Oh!

Wow, I can't believe that Max and Nick, you're going off to college. Just 50 more to go. Until my face officially turns into Vladimir Putin's. Oh! I must say it all, somewhat new hip. I'm having a flamingo party. Because flamingos are poor, but they still dress nice. Unfortunately, I can't afford to attend. New Jen looks just like old Jen.

So Jen, please tell everyone your very meaningful life story. Well, I cheated on my husband, and then I adopted gerboles, fish, dogs, cats, and children. And it's very meaningful. Is that Johnson? Is that Johnson? Hi! Hi, that's Johnson. I think that is Johnson.

Oh, you know what? That's a seagull. That's a seagull. But that's Johnson, right? That's Johnson? That's where the seals go up onto the buoy. Okay. You are a thick, bad son, and you're a thick, bad, bad.

You attacked me publicly. You attacked me publicly, Tamer. A really bad, really bad, really bad. You attacked me. You attacked me. You attacked me. Don't wanna be attacked. No.

You attacked me. You attacked me. You attacked me. You attacked me. You attacked me. Really bad. You attacked me. You attacked me? You attacked me? You attacked me? You attacked me? Really bad. You attacked me?

You attacked me? And it was a you. He. Are you guys enjoying Orange County so far? The internet's all pissed off. People are mixed. I love it. I'm in good. I'm just isn't about anything. I'm like, yeah.

Also, I'd like to thank Bravo for the 50 scenes of dogs fucking this week. It's on every single show is dog fucking. I'm starting to feel groomed. I'm not gonna lie. It's not a lot of shows, Ben. Have you noticed? It's on this one.

It's on this one. The same. What are some rules secrets revealed? Dude, there's have you noticed? It's on this one. Everything. Say it's a federal secrets revealed. There's a little gordo, that's what she said. I was like, gordo. That's a place to serve sandwiches with donut buns in Austin. I was like, come hungry. I've been on the dog from Vanderpump Pro.

I think I saw it on peacock, but then I'm realizing it was probably just some random footage of Jack's Taylor on his show doing something. Oh, well, I have been watching the peacock secrets revealed or whatever, the extended, maybe that's why. Maybe they just put all the dog fucking in the extended. Yeah. The real dog purfs, so pay for Peacock.

Well, Fisker, you know, Fisker's really been trying to make a name for himself. I mean, he's been around for several years, but he just does not have the cache of jiggie or replacement jiggie or like Gordo any of them. So Fiskers like, I'm going for it. So Fiskers just hump in. He's pulling the full on parisil. Like, I'm just gonna get in a sex video. He's like, his mom's like, you know,

Chris Kardashian of dogs. Just like Fiskers, you wanna get somewhere, make a video, we'll sell it. But unfortunately his mom is actually Emily, and... She's exhausted. She's like, I'm bored. She's just letting her dogs fuck for free on camera.

Yeah, she's not capitalizing. So she's calling, she's talking to Shane, and she's like, Shane, you have like a hearing almost every day. Yeah, I always have hearings when you call. I have to tell the judge, sorry, my wife's calling to turn off the air conditioner from my phone because she's too lazy to get out of bed where she is right now 10 minutes away from the air condition thermostat.

What I'm trying to say is I kind of hate you. God, he's got a real sparkling personality. I feel like that guy breathes when he's awake, like he breathes when he's asleep. He's just. No. No. No. No.

No. He sounds like he's having a dental procedure. No. No. He's the water vacuum. But in the other room, it's not like, no. It's in the other room.

So it's just like it's in the other room so it's just like So then we cut to Gina with her daughter in a park somewhere the poor people park So Regina's doing every this forecast She was building in parks other ladies trying to pretend she's doing an outdoor business in a park. Girls, come on. I know the economy's rough, but come on. So Gina's teaching her daughter how to play soccer. She's like, you know what? A lot of people think their power comes from the strike,

but it really comes from how high you get your leg up. OK, it's like a flamingo, OK? So you're going to kick it, OK? And it's like, OK, God,? So you're gonna kick it, okay? And kids like, okay, God, and just kicks Gina right in the foot. You just hear a mom in the background going, I'm gonna get that soccer ball back from that little girl. Go back and get our soccer ball back from that little girl.

Find this key place. That's a stolen, that's a stolen, that you can't even afford a soccer ball. What am I gonna teach a kick that can? You don't play that in school. Somewhere Lynn Curtens walk my orange county and be like, has anyone seen my soccer ball? What? What?

What? Did you know Lynn Curtens kick in a soccer ball around alone somewhere? With the cuff. God bless her and her cuffs. I think of Lynn Curtens every time I see a cuff in a store. I just feel so bad. I see like a leather cuff.

Because in Texas, we're still big into leather tests. And I see them all over and I just think, oh. So we go over to Archie's house where Shannon lives. He's just sitting there, jonesing for a fucking ball. You know that dog is. He's just sitting there, jonesing for a fucking ball. You know that dog is. He's just sitting there like taking an app

and train spotting, watching babies crawl on the ceiling and so he can get his next fix of some green tennis ball on the ground. He's in tennis ball recovery at the moment. So Shannon is talking to one of the twins. I believe this one's Stella. And she's like, pal, twin. You need to start studying for your ACTs again.

She's like, thanks, thank you, mother. I do want to act. No, why don't you be an actor? You need to study for ACTs. And she's like, well, I got a 30 on my ACTs. And you know, like, that's, isn't that good enough? Yeah, well, every time you take the test, you gain a point. And you only need to take it 13 more times to pass.

Stella, you can do this! I love that she's racing these trends who are both like, fuck off. I know. Every time they cut to the trends, I like, Well, now David is bold to trick because he took them to Europe for the summer. So now Stella is back and she's like, because he took them in Europe for the summer. So now Stella's back and she's like, so mom, that trip to Paris made me realize,

before we go to college, I wanna go to Broad for a year. She ends like, oh, wow, wow, Paris, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,? That's great idea. I'm happy. Yes, yes. Yes. You need school, you need to go to USC. So what you're trying to tell me is that after all the effort I've made to control my waistline, you're moving to the city of the Butterquastal. Huh? After your father took you on vacation there, I'm so supportive.

I encourage a relationship with your father. David. David. David. Mom. David. David! David! David! Ha! David! Mom! David! David! Ha! Well, have fun meeting the man of your dreams in Paris, and then watching him walk along the sand with a slut!

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Vince commercial or patties and get grilling. Then it's commercial. Let me go over to Heather. Look, our family is a real family because we eat dinner together. I like to call this America's family, the Debrose. Heather's like, Alfredo, what are you making for dinner tonight? And Max, who's turned into fucking Shucky Green this episode. I don't know where this girl came from, but send her back.

They're like, what are we having for dinner, Nick? And she goes, um, food probably, mom. I was like, that bitch got a publishing deal. Yeah. So, the chef, Nick, is like, well, I'm going to make a little spaghetti squash pesto and tears like, wow. Wow. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. It was really impressed with spaghetti squash. Wow, look at me being so appreciative of my employee. Yeah. I think this was their like humble menu where they're like, croc humble things.

OK. All right, just look on genus Pinterest. Listen, we want to prepare our children for college to start making food that they might get at a cafeteria. Like, soul man, yeah. children for college to start making food that they might get at a cafeteria like soulmanier.com. I'm too stupid to join you like that. I'm literally too poor to join in this discussion. I'm like, case ideas.

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Well, I can't wait for you to see how poor people live. No offense, Alfredo, no offense. So then Max is like, well, our buildings at our school are so old, I mean, they're built in the 1800s. I mean, you guys were born way earlier than that, mom and dad, and then Heather and Terry do their de Bro. They're like, ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! If you ever just respect me or your father again,

this will cost you a lot, little girl. So I wish I could have bought this kid's book so that I could take it back right now and argue. Like, I don't even care if it's past the due date. Have you seen this episode? You take this fucking book back, I hate that child. Well, we see that Nikki is going to LMU, which is a school in Los Angeles. And, say it. Say it. Go ahead. Say your inner voice. Okay. Okay. You know what you want to say? Just say it. It's a great school. They're going to use a great school. I'm going to say it in a way.

Terry and Heather should at least be able to buy their way into Cornell, am I right? Let's be honest They did better with Max because Max is going to Tufts local Tufts. Do you have Tufts people here? So buddy, I don't understand schools like what's good and what's bad? So he was like, wow, certainly they could afford better I'm not gonna say that though. I was like, you better because to me, it's like a whole different world. I don't wanna disrespect the people who go to LMU. I'm just saying, if you're super wealthy, like the DeBros,

one of the perks of being super wealthy is that you just buy wings of schools, and put your children in them. Of course. Well, I think that lady from Full House ruined it for everybody. She did. And Felicity Huffman, they ruined did. And Felicity Huffman. They ruined it.

Fucking Felicity Huffman still hanging her head and shame. She's like every time she tries to walk into the director's guild to like, shame on you. As if we haven't been paying for our children to do all kinds of shit for years and Hollywood of all places. Stop shaming Felicity Huffman. Now the lady from the Full House shamed her anyway, because yeah, meanwhile her daughter wound up on Dancing with the Stars.

So there you go, everything's fucked up. So Heather, uh... Wishing goes to dance. Shame goes to dance. Wishing goes to Rumba. Dancing with the shame. So Heather's like... She's like...

We're with the shame. That's our new Bravo show. That's a dancing queen, it'll actually work. Yeah. Dancing with the same. I'm going to bring out Cleanside. Let's make sure I'm fat. I have man boobs.

We should play Dance Dance Revolution together. So Heather DeBros says, we are so close to the twins leaving for college, and it's like the final countdown. You know, how many more dinners, how many more breakfasts is, how many more basement concerts by Richard Marx? How many more Starbucks runs will we have? How many more mom, another poor person was electrocuted at the gate this morning?

How many more poor the oatmeal on the maid days? How many, hey, Niki, fold a 20 into a paper airplane and float it over the cliff. Let's see if any of these pours jump over to try and catch it. How many more, hey, Max, give that poor a poll and see if they can vault over the three gates. So their food is served and they all look at this food like what the fuck is this? Like trying to figure out spaghetti squash. So she's basically Max is telling a joke about shower pressure like can't with Max. I don't know who this Max is. Send her away. Send a doctor,

send Dr. Phil over with a white van, shove her in, and take her wherever he to. You know, by the way. Where they took the unfunny children back in the 90s. Listen, you know that Max went to Tufts and became the biggest fan of some Acapella group. Is she an Acapella groupie or what, right? We all know that the Beasel Bubs or whatever's at touch, right?

That's when we become best friends, because that was my jam. Like, I didn't go to college, but I was in love with this guy from an ocapella group, and I used to go watch him all the time. I still love them, okay? Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap They always do take on me. Yeah. I have my own Akepa Le Band. It's on Spotify. So, sorry you can't hear it because I'm not telling you the name, but I did it for a while.

So, do you know what I tried out for the Akepa Le Group at my school? I did on a whim because when you were a freshman. You did not. I did. Because when you're a freshman, there's all these activities and you're like I want to do it all so there was someone I knew who was not they're like you got a Come audition. I was like sure so I got there No, I'm like what did you prepare to sing I was like nothing. Oh, I'm so they're like okay Well, you can sing America the beautiful. I was like okay

No, no, I didn't know all the lyrics so I got up there and I went oh Beautiful first-spaish just guys No! I didn't know all the lyrics, so I got up there and I went, Oh beautiful, per-spacious, guys. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, And I sang the rest of the song and just blah, just a blah. But that is a role in an acupeligerent to be fair. That is like a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah John Han the cock is from here That has been John is that you Jane who just moved for the chords. Yeah, my college friend is here Jane Jane okay, so Max sells a stupid joke and I want her to leave. I'm like bye Bye go to school and get bullied So mean Max is really nice like our people by the way. She's literally our So, uh. So mean, Max is really nice. Max is like our people, by the way.

She's literally our people, but this is the thing he's- What does that mean? I feel like- No, I feel like I would hang out- Like by our max's age, I would hang out with Max. Why? Because- Did you not hear my Acapoeira story?

She would console me afterwards. You would just feel like, this is what spaghetti squash is. Oh my god, Ben, you're crazy. You got to meet my parents. I'm like, yes. So anyway, so Heather's like, we're only one minute into the episode. These are our favorite episodes where nothing happens. So Heather's like, well, so they asked what are you guys going to do now that the twins are gone and Heather's like, well, we're going to try to get a presence back in Los Angeles because I feel like it's my first step back in the door, back in my old career. Oh, yeah, I'm going to be an actor because when we bought our home in Orange County, that

was me making a decision to move my career to the side and to give my life to my children. I was like, oh, what a fucking giver. My God. I remember when the entire audience at the Oscars sobbed when they heard the news. Give me a fucking break. Okay. Give me a fucking break. So she's like, will I never lost my passion as a performer.

I want to do it all again. And then they show us Heather's like, career. Yeah, let's do photos. Her mouth is... It's always a wink. Her mouth is this big. It's like a pesdistrensor. It's a human pesdistrensor with Coraline's mom evil is evilizing. So it's a picture of that from Jenny, that long lived sitcom we all remember, with fucking Jenny end. And then the next one is CBS Pilot Carly with an eye. I was like, really? You thought it was now.

Then now you're doing her dirty. I mean, I'll just have her all the time because it's fun for me. But she at least does not read the Mac and Tire thing and then that other thing of the place. I got to a call back with a sitcom with Gabriella Carteira's once. Thank you very much. I feel it. Heather Kent is coming back.

Like God help everybody in that time. What we know by now that she did move to LA, they sold their house for like $90,000,000 dollars and then they bought a humble actor a boat of like $15 million in Brentwood. I'm like, yep, there you are. Just back to struggling like one of the real artists. Maybe Heather Page Kent should team up with Lala Kent, and they can have some sort of procedural on TBS or TNT.

And when that doesn't work, they can just open Kent Fitness. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll get one day closer back to me, getting my beloved C-word back in my vocabulary. Hey, speaking of Cut Fitness, let's go over to Cut Fitness, shall we? Back to it, back to it.

This institution's about to close its doors forever. Is everyone okay? By the way, welcome to the funeral for Cut Fitness tonight, everyone. This one song. Yeah. But good luck to the Chinese restaurant that replaced it. Yeah. Well, now the Panera Bread can finally expand the next unit over.

Gross. So, okay, so they go to cut fitness, it's all trashed out, and Jen comes over to shoot with Tamara, which I love that they cast. Now I love that they cast Jen, because it turns out Tamara hates Jen. I'm not saying God on this, so. She does. Tamara woke up in the middle of the night with a fever dream, clearly, I was like, why am I going after Shannon? I have to go after Jen. Jen's more slut worthy. She knows she can slouch him somebody. She's like, I can slouch him to double N. First of all, this peacock, listen, I love never before seeing things. I mean, really, the whole episode was never before seen to me. I had not seen it yet. So I was actually never

seen this episode. I feel rich. But they kept apparently on peacock. I was joking earlier. I usually do not watch. He's never before scenes. But apparently on the never before scenes, they put little dings. They'll go like, ding. This part is never before seen. Oh, the fuck you guys, they'll go like, ding, this part is never before seen. Oh, cuz I watched. The fuck you guys, you guys at least lie because you're putting the lamest things up. Okay, this one came up and they said,

ding, never before seen. And Tim was like, look, it's gym equipment. This is our gym equipment that we have to solve. Wow. You literally cut out scenes of treadmills and then you put them back in. yeah, who the fuck works over there? Is it AI over there now working? Who is it? Sorry, I missed that with my regular regular person's scene version So Jen comes over the place. You know, they've liked to mosh like a wall

There's like should everywhere and Jen's like oh oh my gosh, Tamara, this place has actually never looked better. Your demolition actually improved it. And Tamara's like, well, everything is so except the hot tops of that. Remember the hot tops? A lot of shabin' down in the hot tub, that's remember that? Remember the hand is not tied, remember? So much went down on there, right? Remember that? Never stepped on. And then she goes, she literally says this.

She goes, tomorrow, the construction guides are coming to whip the floor out. And then the next day, we're going to have a party. I was like, you want to do that in a different order? Party first, then rip the floor out. It's like, great. And so you had her first party before they got the floor fixed. Remember, there's something about doing things on even floors

that Tamer is against. It's like, well, not treat my friends to an even floor. So basically, she's kind of trying to shame Jen through this whole scene. Because she's like, remember that hot-tem? And then she's like, look at the sauna. Remember when you would go in there with Ryan? Remember when, and I just thought you were friends, but then you'd been to sauna.

And I was like, you are horrible. What the fuck kind of friend are you? If I'm fucking around on my husband, and now you're making fun of it on national television, you are never a friend. You don't make fun of me for fucking around on my husband. You make fun of me for fucking my husband in the first place. Like, you know, I was just saying this.

I was like, I don't remember any of this. And I remembered, never before seen Ronnie. I know. I warned him though, because that sucks, you know. Like I come in with all the goodies. You guys are like salivating. You're like, oh my God, I hope they talk about that gem equipment. I know.

I'm the person that goes to bring it to you. God's, I like to hear with that tea. Can you believe people are still saying tea? I'm so sick of hearing tea. Oh my God, it's spelled some T. I'm like, God, you have any T. Stop with the T. Nobody likes T.

This is America. Can we stop with the T? Literally. We sit as a protest and then we stopped, okay? Now we have Snickers Creamers, like civilized people. It was originally called the Boston Snickers Creamer Party. No, that's something we could revolt for. This is like the most tea city of all of America.

Like, there's literally the second part of tea. I know I heard it. That's why I started swimming real fast. I'm like, what did I just do? I'm walking back. They'd love the letter tea. They'd love tea. I'm walking back.

They'd love the tea. Oh, God. It's too great. Oh, sorry. Oh, great. So, by the way, in Texas, we're selling Dr. Pepper flavored popcorn now. What the fuck? Yeah, so remember that any time a Texan comes here and tries to shame your ass about anything So now Jen and Tamra start like they start like lazily hammering a wall

Which is what they're doing last episode like it's like the lazyest demolition arc that's happened ever and Jen's like It's like, it's like into the Chinese restaurant next door. Like, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. So Jen starts getting shames, right? So Jen starts shaming Tamar back. She's like, so your behavior the other night was a little weird Tamar. I mean, you told Shannon to fuck a duck. What, what, what did the duck come from? What, I don't remember anything, Batch. Fuck a duck.

What was the duck married or something? Was there a problem to fuck the duck? Like you, so that gift of duck was you. Would you be fucking a married duck or something? Is the duck in Oklahoma. So, we get a flashback of a little thing pops up by Tamer's head. Tamer going. Fuck a duck!

Fuck a duck! She can fuck a duck. When I need a status you wouldn't have to eat a fuck a duck, so you ain't fucking fucked it. So Jenna's like, yeah, well, she kind of met you with an apology, which I personally don't remember that. I don't remember Shannon coming with that. I remember that. Shannon, yeah, well, she kind of met you with an apology, which I personally don't remember that. I don't remember Shannon coming with that. I remember that. Shannon, oh, oh, oh, oh.

When they said, hey Shannon, you were ignoring Jenna while she was talking about fostering 25 kills. She's, oh, I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry about that. I'm very sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. So, Tamara's like, well, you know, I hate to blame it on the best, but it must be because of the best. I tell them it's a never-ending number. So, they decide.

Tamara has decided she's gone too far, so now she's going to be nice to Shannon, right? So, Jim's like, I think you should really invite her to your party or Saturday or Occurs come to be a world. I was like poor Jen What kind of friend doesn't warrant don't overfill the week before you go on the house? I'm surprised Jen isn't coming out with paper towels in her mouth because you know she's bitten her own mouth 20 times So never you got anything done over here like

Like I literally just tried to eat my own time. Samrs, Samrs, worth it. Worth it. Radiant skin, everyone. That's the real story here. Come on, I haven't done that yet, but I will. So, Samrs, like, well, if there was a time, remember Jen? There was a time when we didn't

talk, remember that, and so much shit went down. Remember, remember Jen and Jen's like, yeah. Because Jen doesn't realize when one head is chopped off, another head, Tamra's a terrorist, just what I'm saying. You chop off the head, another head is there to grow right out of it. And hiss that you are on top of a trash can, okay? So if I'm not gonna be pissed at Shannon, I'm gonna be pissed at you. Welcome to the show, Batch! It's time for a commercial.

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I mean, all those times, I thought she was looking for goggles at the bottom of the hot tub. I just stopped Ryan with dropping Nicholson the hot tub. You know, I know that this place is already closed, and it's not cool to kick a gym while it's dead. I'm fuck-jumps anyway, but it's not cool. Fuck-jumps, I hope they all close. But in this case, I know it's already closed, but this place should have been closed down because Tamer just basically admitted

she's never cleaned that gym. Like, you then don't have a maid crew in there, it's Tamra and Eddie, that's it, and occasionally they're Ryan, that pick. We'll get to him in a minute. But you didn't know they were fucking, where'd the sploog go? They were in a steam room.

Okay, I'm sorry, but every gay in here knows what I'm talking about. That is a disgusting place I'm sorry, but every gay in here knows what I'm talking about. That is a disgusting place who should have been closed down by the health department. They're just saying it right now. So, Tamer's like, when she was married to Will, we went to Cabo with Ryan, and Ryan sat down and said, listen, bitch. I need to talk to you about something, and he said that he and Jen were having an affair. I'm sure Ryan was like, listen, I want to tell you about my affair with Tamara Judge.

You know how it went. Tamara was like, so you're fucking Jen, right? How long have you been fucking Jen? You are. You're fucking Jen. You can tell us. You can tell us. You're okay. You're okay, but okay. So here's Tamara's real issue. and this is so classic Tamra. She's like, I realized why didn't Jen tell me? I'm Jen's friend. I'm not Ryan's friend.

So Tamra's upset. This is all about Tamra, you see, because she had to find out through Ryan and not through Jen and her. Yeah. And Jen's like, why just thought so much shame about that If my mouth bleeding So then we go over to Sienna being taken to a oh god, it's a Gina scene. That's what I was like who Sienna? Who's going to a pool what and then it says Travis and Gina and I just just like

Who's going to a pool? What? And then it says Travis and Gina. And it's just like, you know, when you fall asleep on your keyboard, and it's just like PO, whatever. PO, PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Regina has clearly not taken up Heather's advice of having her son Nikki be her tutor for real estate training. Remember that? Oh, Nikki's doing that too. He could teach you everything. Go talk to him. So Travis and Gina are going to be taking three real estate tests. Together. She's like, I love the idea of me and Triapis. Go and get the real estate together. She's like, I love the idea of me and trippeth, go and get to real estate together.

Like with partners in every way, I paid the rent and he lets me. So, you know, what a team. He says, honey, the hot water's not turning on and then I paid the bill and it turns on. It's like magic, but no one gets so out in half. He's going to be a great real estate agent. I was like, has this guy had a job since he's been with you? I'm sorry, maybe he makes the kids lunches, but you're living in like a one bedroom, one shower nozzle.

I wouldn't even call it a bathroom. I think she's trying to get onto selling sunset. I think she's like, oh my God, I'm gonna be part of the Oppenheimic group. Okay, I'm gonna ring that bell. I'm the's like, oh my God, I'm going to be part of the Oppenheimer group. Okay, I'm going to ring that bell. I'm the new Chris Shell. Okay, and like, she's like, play the music. She wants to walk down the street with Trixie Medical being like, I'm a boss bitch, bitch boss boss. But Trixie's just going to be like, I'm a, oh, we should just a scene with Gina. I'm a

very poor person walking on a sidewalk. Not a boss. On paid pocket tickets, on paid pocket tickets, bad. Selling Normandy, like the... Renting Sunset. For Hollywood person. I think I'll add. So there's a down and Travis opens up like, go on. So they sit down and Travis opens up like the study manual.

He's like, well, I know this is yours because there's spray talent all over the pages. He's like, okay. So a broker is so busy that he never has time to return to phone calls of his principles. This is called a Gina's regular life, be Gina's version of friendship, see Gina's standard time, or D Gina really only gives a fuck about herself. What is that? She's like oh my god why are those answers all about me? She chooses, she chooses D which is prohibited and I like, I like the Gina thinks for one moment

that it's against the law to not call back as soon as possible. He didn't call me back. That's against the law. It's prohibited. It says an article six, clause five, you have to call back right as soon as possible, or you go to jail. But also the editors are so mean because they did this in the format of the who wants to be a millionaire game so or they did the question here and they're like don't don't don't like of course he wants to be a millionaire like it's not fair who wants to just have another bedroom that's the game show but no kidding who wants to be a sour in air, you know? So, ah! So she was like, hey, you know when I went to Jen's yoga retreat, you know, and I always said, like, you know, I knew Jen from like the peripheral, peripheral, we have a peripheral.

I knew after the peripheral. Yeah, palpatine. You know. I know, yeah, I don't want it judged or nothing, but but I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, because even sluts deserve that. Although, I hear she doesn't call back on time. Tsk, tsk. So she's like, you know, I give her credit for overcoming a past of being a cheating slut.

And I don't want to judge her, but like, it's definitely something I have a close relationship because I got cheated on. And you know, when Travis came home, I probably wasn't the most fun wifey because I was drowning in children. And I just like that. It's like a ball pit of children.

Because children are like that. When there is more than, you guys know, I'm sure some of you have multiples. God bless you. God bless your hearts, you know. Yes, to all of you out there. A, stop littering human flesh all over the planet. But be good for you.

Thank you for raising good children. I'm assuming. But it is like that when there's multiple children. You do feel like you're literally drowning and just like, that's how kids are on me. Oh my god. Mom. That's why I got assigned for Marshall that says,

I'm drowning with children. In Spanish, English, French, and German. Drowning. So then we go to John and Shannon's scene, which I've been waiting, because I've been waiting to see John, because we know that John don't Shannon write the day after filming. It's like this. Yeah.

The countdown has happened. Like, if you look at his eyeballs, it's literally just a countdown timer. Like, these are the hours and these are the minutes before filming ends. Yeah. Poor guy, he looks like he's almost asleep or almost just waking up at this point where he's... Yeah. So easy.

He's just subconsciously trying to not be there. I'm like, you can't drive with your eyes all the way closed. Or you have to be at least present enough to drive the car. OK, you can't black out right now on purpose. So what are we doing here in Chan's Aquinas? I want to get some crystals for protection because I don't need to take on other people's energy. I just took on the energy.

I have a job at you, this person. Get away from the curb. Get on the inside lane. She's like, yeah, that's not good. You know, taking on other people's energy. And he's like, well, there's a lot to say. David, David, David. You're doing it. You're doing it.

We're going to get you some amethyst. Right away. Pull over. So he's like, yeah, I guess I need a crystal. OK, sweetie. Now look, these are huge doors, all right. Yeah. I mean, huge curbs. Don't open your door, because you're gonna hit the curb.

You're gonna fuck that out, buddy. You're gonna fuck that out. You're gonna fuck that out. All right, the fucking Russian from today. You see how it all ties? He's like, you're gonna have to crawl over the seat now, honey. And then he's probably like, hot, then not that way. Hot, hot. He's a breaker. You gonna have to crawl over the seat now, honey. And then he's probably like, God damn, not that way!

Oh! Heat up, breaker! You'll heat up, breaker! Oh, that's fine. I'll just climb over this. No problem, Eric. He's just proud of it all. All right.

Oh, I'm gonna go ahead. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, rock, rock, rock! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop.

I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. I thought you were going to stop. I got you were a crystal-wear, I got you. I'm here. Yeah, that was... Wee-me!

Very graceful. That's literally all I need from any of these shows. That's all I need. Have crazy bitches fall out of a car. Okay. She just earned herself another five seasons if I'm working over there. Have crazy bitches fall out of a car. Okay. She just turned herself into another five seasons if I'm working over there. So they go into the worst crystal shop ever.

This is like crystals get bad. Well first of all they're really expensive in the rocks, okay? And I'm a person who has one in every window to be rich. Guess who's not rich. Okay, I understand the hypocrisy and the stupidity. But we're a podcaster, so who the fuck cares would be? But that's who I am. Yeah.

Also, I did think it was really cool that one of my favorite actresses, Judy Davis, was working at the store. Did anyone see that? It was like, Judy Davis, if she ran into like a lobotomy needle. Judy Davis has that like, what do you want? A crystalline? You want to have a crystalline today? I can't even, let me show you now about this.

What do I have? I've been left to sell the no-up from A. Do you want a crystalline? Is that what you want? You want a crystall crystal right now? So cigarette has a cigarette going like this if you don't know who Judy Davis is She's always got like the shivers like You better think next time you buy that crystal

Wow, we've never done it Judy. Yeah, it felt good. We're gonna bring Judy Davis back What are my all-time favorite actress, Judy Davis. I know, felt good. I felt good. We're gonna bring Judy Davis back. What are my all time favorite actresses, Judy Davis? I'll just put it out there. Judy Davis, how swaps are calling? Judy Davis, and who else I love from the Judy Davis era of acting. Joan. Who's that? Yes, but who's Joan?

She was bigger than late 90s. She always played like a wasp, and she's always like, Oh, Joan Allen. Joan Allen. Joan Allen. I just saw they were playing the space. No, they were playing the board. Or I always get those confused. They're born identity or one of those where she was there.

And she's so powerful. She's like, no, I don't think we are going to release people to save Jason this time. He can save himself. Yeah. So cast Joan Allen, boss bitch. Yeah. We're not supposed to save boss bitch anymore, but I've said it 10 times today.

And just keep asking people, like, oh my god, your Karen girl, gross face, boss bitch. Alright, so we're in this crystal shop run by a giant. You're gonna be here 20 hours by the night. I'm so sorry. We don't even care. Listen, this is our second and last night of our tour. We're gonna milk all of it, okay? You guys, we've had so much fun and today we're like,

we're gonna go out, we're gonna eat and fucking Boston because you know, this place is amazing. The foods, the seafoods amazing. We went to this place called Atlantic seafood company, which can't believe they let us in. That's what happens when you get 10 minutes before they open, they have to let you in, because like, what, there's literally nobody there. We were like, we were just on the news, thank you.

But this is like, yokels we are. So we sit down and he brings us this, we ordered muscles, right? So he brings us this basket and Ben goes, there's nothing in there. And I was like, is he fucking bread? Is he carbs shaming me? Like where's the bread? It was a basket with no bread. So we called him over. We're the only people in the restaurant.

And they called him over and we were like, what's with the empty basket, dude? Where's the bread? I was like, you trying to starve me to death? To bring me my fucking bread. I've been dreaming of bread. And he's like, it's fear shells.

Ha ha ha ha. Fucking idiot. We'll show how the Debrot who's had the Debrot. Where is my bread for this basket? Ha ha ha ha. And then Ben ordered a lobster. Ordered a lobster. I was like, I'm in Boston.

I want a fucking lobster. You got it. But there's like, okay, you know, there's like sometimes it's okay. We're like, oh, it's a little lobster. Well, these are delicious. You know, these are on the bottom of the sea. And this is like the, you know, whatever, the doctor.

He's in. He, oh, oh, no, I'm not good. Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that. No, because the lobster just died. The lobster just died. What are you guys talking about? Oh. That whole thing is so bad people are posting such mean memes about that someone posted

You still want to start this someone posted the gift of meanie leech is walking away doing this like waving her head like a gif of Mimi Leach is walking away doing this, like waving her hand like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, but in the ocean and they were like, this is all the fish to the submersible. And it was just me and he going like, it's like, if you're real, okay, obviously what happened was terrible.

It is very sad for, you know, but think about how Shannon Bedouard was this week. Well, did you read about that submersible? I mean like, ooh, ooh, I'm already imagining it. Oh God, how God, someone helped me please. I could even take a shower. There's so much water coming at me at one time. It's a water.

It's a Titanic. It's like they're visiting my marriage. But the point was, sometimes it's okay to eat lobster because it's like little and it's not like you don't feel like it's a I don't know, I feel like fish are kind of dumb, so it's okay to murder them. Like I won't eat other means. But I feel like fish are dumb. Okay, Ben got a lobster that was the size of Buele or my dog.

Yes. I've never seen a lobster that big. I was like, no wonder this cost as much is to adopt a dog from Vanderpumpets. It's the biggest fucking thing. It was like this. It was like this. Damn right it was. He had to fucking excavate to get into that thing, okay? And he goes, well, how do you, the guy said to eat the brain,

how do I eat the brain? I'm like, you fucking break the spine. Like, how else do you do it? And he's like, no, I'm gonna ask the guy. And the guy's like, you break the spine. I was like, I'm gonna go. I I was like, I guess what I did. I guess what I did. The secret way to suck out a brain.

So then he's eating the brains. And then he goes, you know they pee out of their eyes. I was horrified. And I said, Alfredo, I'm done with this. Get rid of it. But this is definitely the end of the tour where I'm like, your wife now. I'm like, and then he has to have a crack a lobster.

And then we are so like that. It's so funny. OK. I was like, I'm getting the lobster. So Judy Davis in a crystal story. Yes. Seen number two in the episode. I.

This poor lady, I was worried for the lady. If I saw the address on the building, I would have sent someone to check on her, you know, like a wellness check or whatever, because she was literally like, mm. Mm. And Shannon's like, oh, hi. So, what do you do?

Do you recommend little crystals, big crystals? Should I have a crystal in the house? People have crystals in the house? Or should I wear it? Show what I did. The lady's like, yes. The lady has that suspicious energy that they always show, like the neighbor in the window

who's always like, mm. So Shannon's talking about like, you know, I've been working with an energy healer, Dr. Moon, you may know of him. And he's been saying like, I need some protection because I'm taking on other people's energy. I'm actually taking on your energy right now and I feel like being in a Ryan Murphy production at the moment. Yeah, I hear that sometimes people get these crystals and they put them in their bra or their purse or their earhole. People put crystals and you're gonna put one in my earhole. Oh god, that's good. That's good. That's fantastic. That is amazing.

And then we see flashbacks of Shannon's crystal journey. So we go all the way back to 2014 and she's like, I went to a guy and he put jewels in my teeth. And then Heather going, you fang suede your mouth. I wish I liked that Heather pronounces fang suede wrong. It's like, I love and rich people make mistakes. I was in character. I was feeling my Jesse character from the 1999 sitcom, Jenny. I was Jenny's good friend.

I didn't know how to pronounce fun. OK. It's called method. Very method. Yeah. So Santa's like, well, we had a fun trade lady come to the house because we poured the foundation. I put some crystals in the foundation.

I love when rich people get brought down. Can you believe she used stupid Shannon used Shannon, who still wears her Amazon leather pants from Catherine on Southern Charm, like every other epithet. There was a time when Shannon was like, I buried crystals in the house. Ha ha ha.

This is why people like to see submarine sink. This is why. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You started it. I was talking about lobsters. You're the one who went there. So Shannon's like, well, I'm a fire saying.

You may realize that because I'm so fiery. And John's like, otherwise known as fire. John, what are you? John is a John I want to do a sign. He's a tequila flavored donut sign with a shot of Bud Light for breakfast. That's a fun sign, John. He's a got-weatser of the golf course sign and his dad is the pick him up sign. John sign is well-worked for beer so that's a fun one. So they talk about their signs. John turns out she's a fire sign and John is a water sign and she's like,

uh-oh, does that mean your water is putting out my fire? He's like, yeah, pretty much. He's like, your fire is evaporating my soul. So, Shannon's like, your fire is evaporating my soul. So Shannon's like, well, I do, I do wanna get married again. And I'm not in a race. I'm not in a race to do it.

I mean, John still lives at home, which doesn't make sense because he's a grown man. So I don't know why I said that. But there could be a bit of chaos in the bedoor household, you know, or as my ex David said, the house of screaming with me in fact, or as my ex David said the house of screaming with me and Ha or as I called it the house of chandeliers not working in infinity How so many memories?

Until the Judy Davis, she's still blubbering about signs like well, why me water and fire can work right me? Well, well, how would water work with fire? This is crazy. What is your sign John? I mean the nervous sign. He's like what signs worry about the height of curbs? I thought I'm bat-side. He goes, honey, fire, heat, water. He's like, oh, oh, oh, tea. Tea. Tea.

Oh. Spill the tea, girlfriend. It all comes back around the circle and of life. So she gets a she gets a face time from Tamra. I don't need a emotional healing. I need protection from these crystals. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,

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But when it's up high, it's like, ah, trace the mean guys. Hello. You're down in the hip region, which means I'm mad at you. So Tamer's like, hi. I'm kind of getting a politics, cause I've been dead like I had my heart that I was acting like that.

I'm so sorry, I'm not gonna sound much now, cause I'm a jammer knock. I'm not making excuses. This is my apologize, cause that's what I'm gonna do. This ain't it much, hey there. Tamara just fully decides she doesn't want to do a storyline anymore. Tamra just quits like the mid storyline. Seth Shannon's like,

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And you know, it's because you know, I'm tired and so confident. It's a thing. If I bring another party and blah, blah, blah. And she literally goes, I just, I don't want any yuckiness at my party. That's being held at a demolished foreclosure site. Yeah. Yes, just come.

We're gonna have a pin-yot of Alexis Spalina, the beat-up. Ha, ha, ha. Whoever wins just gets to pick up all the rest of the lindipals on the grounds. Ha, ha, ha. By the way, I totally be there. So Shannon's like, okay, I'll come.

John, did you hear that? Tamarco, the vitamin E to a part. I'm very hurt though. I'm very hurt. I'm back in. I'm back in, John. He's like 300 hours and 23 minutes. What episode number are we on exactly?

I just want to put it into my G-Cow. Just want to confirm the rap party is on August 23rd. OK. So then we go to Shane's parents' house with poor Emily just trying to be a stay-at-home mom. You know, be careful what you ask for. Just go back to work. These kids don't need you.

They don't want you. Go back to work. Here's the TLDR. Kids are tough and Emily has a mom that she has an issue with. And it's great TV. I know. I just realized while I was watching, because this back to her story line, I was like, Well, like my dad left a long time ago, and then my mom, it's like, she had to work to support us and I just don't think she wanted to be around me.

I was like, wow, it's amazing to see someone's mother represent America so hard, you know? Also, shouldn't your story be like, my dad left us high and dry and my mother fucking worked her ass off to raise us. Not to tell you your trauma is invalid, but I'm un-stamping your trauma. Take it back to the trauma center and come up with something else. It's season three of this, man. Yeah, it's just it's old trauma at this point. If I can give up wronged a trauma, I have not given that one sentence at that time. It's like, let's just use that as the segue for me to talk about my issues with hundreds of people here.

All right. So the kids are falling down. Point as the kids were drowning and their drama queens. The daughter wants to be an actress. She hasn't gone to her, you know, love therapist age yet. Come on, do you love her? She wants to be a love therapist, baby. I can't let that fit in there, baby.

This time of year ago, she wants to be Judy Davis, and now she wants to be Dr. Judy. So her twins are trying to share a noodle in the pool, and they're like, hey, you can't share the noodle. So you can't share a noodle, and they're like, one of them goes, but he was drowning. And the kid's like, and Emily just goes, oh, we know.

And then from over the hedges, Shannon's like, is that John's son? Oh, never mind, never mind. So then Heather goes to Taylor's house. And Heather says your home is beautiful. Everyone already knows. Just everyone's always like, oh yeah, we know what's happening to scene.

It dawned on you before me, because I had to like read the beginning. I'm like, Heather went to Taylor's house. Taylor. Heather's like, oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were Taylor Armstrong. We're not sure on real house sides of Beverly Hills, the show with the big mansions.

What's this? Come in, come in. This house is so brown. It's so brown-cappineted. It's like, that's the only thing I know to say about it. And we all have them or have had that. There's just something so... Ashley furniture. Yeah.

I'm talking about Ashley from Southern Charms furniture. No, it looks like so. Savannah. That was a deep cut. I got it. I got it. I got it. That's the character that her big storyline, and no one

watch out, we know. But if Southern Charms Savannah, there was a girl named Ashley who was like the villain. And her big storyline is that one of the guys saw that she was actually not rich at all and that she was really a Baggage handler at the airport. Yeah, one of the best stranger stores that ever happened on Bravo Was that Bravo accidentally cast a bag a Chandler? It's like it's like Bravo's biggest nightmare because apparently when you're on the show

They do rigorous checking to make sure you're wealthy or pretending to be wealthy, but they like, you know what, one moment, like, wait a second. We have a bag of jambloos. That fucking kills me still to this day. So Heather, they walk in and tailors like, can we talk for a minute about the other night? Yes, we never did find the penthouse on that boat.

Well, first of all, I would like to say that your suburban is beautiful. That's what we're in right now. Where's the start button? Where are the cup holders? And tailors like, oh, yeah, can we talk about the other night? Wasn't that crazy? That was so crazy, either. And I enjoyed getting time to talk to you

about getting to do this movie with me. Movie. OK, I just like a game night sort of thing with this movie. And so Taylor shows her the script. So the script is like the spiral bound thing. And the thing is that, this is going to sound so douchey. But scripts, like real scripts, are not like that.

And people are very snobby about that in Hollywood. So if you see anything, it's like the Kingco spiral binding. No, you can't. Like if you have, it's like a three hole punch and it's got to have the brads. The brads? If it does not have the brads It's because they were like 90% of brads are hot. That's why so you knew Heather saw it was like no brads

Amateurs amateurs so there's a coach who's gonna come over to Girls down here in the front Before I murder you both. Okay, so I know this is hard. This is like literally 10 hours. I'm like, shut up, I'm not there yet. Okay, so people are like, are we allowed to pee ever? Like, you shut up.

Talk to the doors. So Taylor's like, yeah, let's talk about that. Okay, so they're talking about this coach who's gonna come over, right? And Taylor's like, she was a Broadway actress, and now she's a coach. I was like, she's a coach now in the OC. What was she in on Broadway?

I can name 30 things she was not in, you know what I mean? Like, when in wicked? Like, I'm just like, can't think them off on my finger. Like, anything good. What would she was not in, you know what I mean? Like, when in Wicked, like I'm just like counting them off on my finger, like anything good. What would she have been in? What would she have been in on Broadway? Like maybe like a dish in Beauty and the Beast. She's a dish. She's a spare dish. So Heather's like, oh, so you have a movie.

Oh, that's interesting. And you're filming in Oklahoma. Advocat. Is Reba McIntyre in your movie? Because I've worked with her before. So they start telling this story at the same time. So Taylor's like, yeah, we do have a scene together in this movie.

So Heather's like, well, Taylor mentioned to me on the boat that she was doing a movie. But she did do it making the actual Shraids movie hamptesture. So I thought it was a party game. I thought it was like TikTok. Well do a TikTok or something like that. Like the young people do.

It's tough. So it cuts the tailor. So it cuts the tailor and she's like, well, I'm in those movie, and then I'm actress drop out of the movie. And so I thought, how the word would be perfect for the movie. Unfortunately, Merrill had other obligations, so she had to drop out.

So we went to Heather Page-Cant, you know. So then, the next day, Taylor texted me photographs. I said, you weren't kidding? You weren't kidding about this? And I immediately called security and I said, those text messages got through three gates, what the fuck is going on? So Taylor is like, I'm willing to direct her a long time, that's how I got cast. Yeah, we figured. What the fuck, Taylor?

I thought it was because of your turn in an indie movie. So Heather's like, I mean, for me, I mean, this part, for me, it's not hers to offer. I mean, someone's got to reach out from production, a director, a casting director, what's the role, what's the base scale? Is it union, is it non-union, can I take everyone who works in the movie and make them work in my house?

Are the reshoot days already on the calendar? Does anybody in this cast know what spaghetti squat is? So a lot of things happen, have to happen, It's not like just come over to my barn and shoot a show. Which you know that that is exactly how Jenny happens. You know it is. You know Jenny saw some guys she knew with them all. They're like, oh my god, you're on MTV. She's like, yeah, they're like, you should have a show. It's like, okay, here's a script. It's called Jenny. Okay, great. So I'm going to do it. Call some poor people to shoot with you.

So then the acting. I know this girl in a 14 piece band who I saw play at a wedding once. So Lauren, the acting coach, comes over and Heather is so mad. Heather is so mad that she's not the acting coach for this scene. She's like, oh, okay, hi, I'm Heather. Heather Page Kent, I was on television. I guess I still am on television if you really think about it this camera right there. And you don't have to stand up, sit down, sit down.

It's like I'm literally walking in the door. I have to stand up. Taylor's like, well, Heather is an actress and like, so between the two of you, I'm hoping you can give me ready for this and Heather's like Oh, yes, so Lauren was it yes? Lauren? What were your big shows on Broadway? Oh? Well, I was in Motown the musical I was in Wonderland the musical And I closed pretty woman the musical oh I saw you in that you're the usher the way you handed out the playbills

You know just I knew exactly where my see what's thank you so much Actually, I was that really fierce supermodel and the yellow dress Yes, you are chorus person in a jukebox musical girl. No. I love your work in the ensemble. That was wonderful. You almost stood out. It was great. I went straight to the Google and looked up the Better Business Bureau and started dialing.

Wonderland. Get the fuck out of here. Be your yellow dress. I'm not paying you anything. And that was such a Heather Flex too. She's basically saying, I paid money for you to dance for me. So Taylor's like, okay guys, let's get into the scrap. So a last scrap is a story about a concert pianist who got murdered. Okay, I will read the part of George, who's actually a woman, but she's named George,

sort of throw back to sisters on NBC in the 90s. Okay. Okay. Okay, so George is sitting on the large sofa in the meticulously designed home of TV anchor, Shalyn Craig. Okay, now, should I be crouching because the ceiling is very low in this house?

Yeah! All right, I'm gonna do my line. All right, is everybody ready? Okay, do it, do it. Well, it was sweet. Sweet. And I thought that it would get a good rating, so I pitched a story,

and I couldn't stop thinking about the case. Humm. And what were you able to find pre-town? Well, there was a very important piece of music. This lady wanted playing because of her dad, a husband, and I was dedicated. I was like, well, well, too close to home, too close to home. That's real, I'm sorry, but it's depressing. You didn't hear this plot and think, oh my God, no. No.

How about that submarine, guys, right? What? So it's a party. You've watched it, crap. Well, excuse me, I'm doing my line reading. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. OK, the character's name is George.

The actor. She is a poor and has to investigate crimes that eat frozen food from the eyes. Okay. Acting. We looked up the detective. Ma? And he died in.

No. Sorry, I broke character. That's in district terms. Okay. We looked up the detective and he died in 2012. That's horrible. He was devastated that he didn't solve the crime that detected. I've seen, I've seen, yes thank you. That was really good, really good. She's an actor,

that is acting. So the coach, better business bureau, I'm not kidding, I'm calling it. So the coach is like okay well, well, that was good. I felt like that was good, first of all, but where's your reporter voice? Okay, because all reporters have that voice. I did use a lead law, it's usually a law reporter voice. I'm a reporter, welcome to the news, I'm reporting, man, it's like... Heather's just like, oh my God. Oh, wow.

Just because you fly a coach doesn't mean you are a coach. So that was very down and grounded, but I feel like being able to tap into your breast supports important. This is the biggest phony actor coach thing when they're like, you're not breathing right. Listen, are you fucking alive right now? You're breathing, okay? That's it. You're breathing right. You're not dead. People who breathe wrong, they're dead, okay? Save yourself $50.

So she's like, you need to breathe from your vagina. She was like, you need to breathe from your vagina. Taylor's like, okay. I've never been more jealous of vaginas. I mean, I've thought of it before. Like, I wish I had a vagina, just because like so many hot guys love them. They do. But I've never like actually been jealous.

But this, I was like, vaginas breathe. She's like, ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I was like, get that vagina, I meant this. Stop breathing in my face, ladies vagina. That was rude. And she clearly must actually, I actually think she must be onto something because Heather, all of a sudden, has to jump in

and be like, okay, professional actor here, I just want to add, all of these things, they warm up your lips and your tongue, their tongue. So I guess I'm a coach shoe, I guess. Yeah. And also they say that blow jobs help open your throat. Heather is like trying to bring it back, right? And the lady won't let her.

She's like, oh really? I'm going to top you with my vagina Mentos. Blow jobs help you open your throat because there's a dick in it. It's not like your throat just becomes relaxed and more open. And you like give a blow job and you walk around with a hole in your fucking face. Well, we don't know what sort of movie this is. What is she talking about? Nothing opens your throat like having a punch by like a small fucking...

What the fuck kind of acting class is this? I mean, we know how you got pretty woman, lady in a yellow dress, but otherwise... It's a tailor's writing it down. Anyway, that is good advice to me. That's the first good advice that she's given. You want rolls in this town? Learn how to give a good blowjob.

All right. So Taylor's like, well, I'm not very good at that. I was like, why are we not rolling the footage of Taylor in the cotton candy? Oh, it was. Oh, it was... Oh! Um, I'm also the fact that she's like, you gotta give good blow to us.

Taylor's like, mmmm. Shriding notes, writing notes on it. I wish Drew Siddora was in this scene. I wish, I was, you know what I would would love, I would love Heather and Drew Siddora giving acting tips to poor Taylor. I'm not saying we have to do it right now, I'm just saying theoretically.

I just want to say this, her performance. So Heather's like, yeah, Lauren's a pro, she's an expert, she knows what she's talking about. Ha, I've done that. Definitely did an expert. She knows what she's talking about. Ha! Done that. Definitely did that one with Jenny a couple of times. Steamed up a couple of windows. That was fine.

But, you know, I've done most of these things. Not the blowjob part. Not you live in a mallhouse. You've done the blowjob part. Can we stop? You went from being on Jenny to owning half of Orange County. So, being proud. I'm with the Sacrifices I'm a turning down that career.

So now it's time for the cut fitness, goodbye funeral party. Oh, good. All right. All right, I'd be resting. I would say rest in power, but I feel like they only had electricity a few days a week.

So, Eddie is trying to serve a week. Restore power, restore and power. Eddie is trying to serve a look. He's doing white shorts and a white Oxford from Van Hughes in and a pink tie. This is what we waited for, really. Seriously, seriously. So everybody's arriving and Gina's there, and she's, you know, with Tupperware, presumably. And she's... Gina's wearing the same outfit that

Shoreer left the week too, right? Like, she's wearing the black with all the necklaces. Oh, no, I think, wait, is she wearing that to the party or just in her confessional? Oh my god, I love it. I don't know. I hope she just shows up in the same thing every day. That would make me like her. Is she wearing that to the party or just in her confessional? Oh my God, I love it. I don't know. I hope she just shows up in the same thing every day. That would make me like her.

Maybe I just, I used to see Grids have make that happen in my brain. So Gina sees Ryan and she hates this new girl Jen for being a cheater, right? So she sees Jen and Ryan and she's like, oh, I'm Ryan. I'm Ryan. And then she tells us, she's like,

I expected him to be Tuala. . Excuse me. You're dating Travis. How dare you? I mean, I don't know Ryan. I don't know that I should be sticking up for Ryan, but Travis.

I mean, we waited a long time to see Matt also, don't forget. So then, by the way, Heather and Terry show up, and they're like, have they were brought some white bread as a gift? This is what people like, right? I'm relatable. You bring them all in. I'm a full either. It was like a half thing.

It's like, well, Alfredo left this on the counter. So I thought, you consider these flowers basically that is flower. So Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes didn't want this. So I thought, maybe this should be good for you. And then Tim was like, why did you bring carbs? And there's like, I don't know, it's just organic. Just take it. So then the guys are talking and we see why the guys from Jersey are like so popular and always have scenes because they're funny. They're pigs, they're all misogynist pigs, but they're funny.

These guys are just like, and Eddie's like, oh, you guys having some cocks? Last time I saw you guys holding your cocks, you were in a urinal together. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's like caught away from Eddie. I don't remember Eddie being so good. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. It's like, what, gay porn are you watching? So then Taylor, I wrote down, Taylor is confused, that says a lot. Taylor is confused, this whole thing, Taylor looks like she doesn't know where she is. I mean, it's Taylor, Taylor arms just what you'd expect all these years later from Taylor. She's just like, she has shown up with her husband and she's like, she's like, after everything that went down, John was a happy place for me, and now that we've been married for almost eight years, he's been my rock, plus he's pretty

hot in that looks like Rizio Donald kind of way. I always thought about this. One of my friends growing up, I was like, oh my god, I'm like, that I'm never gonna let anybody. And she said, Ronnie, not everybody has to fuck you. Just one person. You just need one person in this world who wants to fuck you. And I was like, that is the most amazing advice I've ever been given. Just one, just one. I mean, it turns out that person was me.

But I just feel so much freer now. Anyway, so Heather sees Tamran, she's like, oh my gosh, this is cut fitness. Look at this. She's destroying dollars on the ground. Ha ha ha. Look at all this space. You could probably fit about 12 maids in here.

Bed there, bed there, bed there. Is Gina sleeping here yet? Is this Gina's bed? It's like, that's a tight now, man. Oh, give that bread to Gina. I think she wants it. So they talk about the good old times kicking Alexis out after they were bullying her.

I love that. See that? Time is up. Everybody come to my gym because we're going to have a party at my gym. And then Alexis comes and says, I get out. You stupid, fake ugly bitch.

Alexis, I am gladly leaving. And I'm going to go to the city of Guatemala. And Alexis, butterbund, it's like, you're bullying me. You guys are bullying me. I had to take Xanax for it, Tamara. And Lydia was there. No, God, can you believe so much has happened on this show? So, murmurs, everyone's like, oh, Lydia. I know.

It was like, whoa. That was that season. That's when the murmuring began that season. So, murmurs, everyone's like, oh, Lydia. I know. That was that season. That's when the murmuring began that season. But we didn't realize how good we had it. I mean, now I'm like, oh my God, it's like I love Lucy. And you're like, oh, everything was so hilarious.

But at that time, we were like, this shows dead. So Heather goes, you want to know something, Tambera. It's an ending, but it's also a beginning, and you've done a lot. You know, you put some equipment in a room with warped floors. You got about five customers over 10 years. You crushed it. You crushed the floor. I'm seeing a lot of cracks. Enter Ryan. Ye-Haul. How are you gonna have a pride month in America with a transphobic, homophobic, racist motherfucker in a cowboy hat on a real housewives show. Go fuck yourselves. Listen Bravo, I love you, but you can't just fire Ramona for two weeks and then pretend that everything's okay and then

rehire her. I mean, granted, I'm not, let's not get into that. But Ryan, are you just trying to remind us that there are worse things in the world than Ramona singer? That's Mission accomplished! Fuck that guy! Yeah, truly. And he's like, I'm working in a farm down the street. I was like, you are working in a cell station. Get the fuck off my television.

Fuck that man. But given that he is on the show, Tamer is like, Ryan started working at a ranch two years ago. He actually went in there for dressing and came out with a job. And he absolutely fell in love with it. So we got a flashback of Tamer going to the ranch. And Ryan's like, yeah, hear the stables. And that's a mule.

That's a cross between a donkey and a horse. Because the mom was a horse. What? The mom was a horse? Ha! He's like a horse, but also a horse. It was a very, very slutty horse. On this ranch I've learned not to judge that mule just because his mama was a horse. I've really. that mule just because his mama was a horse. I really? Tamer's like, oh my god, he's come sound fine, give him a spinoff. So Gina is into this whole rant vibe, Tamer.

And Tamer's like, yeah, well Eddie and I have talked about like buying property in Montana. Go, bye. Well, bye. Make sure there's room on the top of the card of Ty Ryan to and take his ass out of here Talk about broke back mountain. So I think that was Wyoming literally broke So this I actually thought this was very funny because one thing we didn't mention was that in the Taylor and Heather scene Taylor was like can she kept on saying not only like you should take this role But like you can come to Oklahoma, you gotta come to Oklahoma.

So she was clearly angling to be like, cash trip anyone, cash trip to my movies set, and then here comes town where we be like, hey, wants to go to Montana, Batch for a dude ranch, you basically took Taylor's idea and sent it north. It's not fair. So not only are you bringing Ryan back, but now we have a girls trip centered around his life choices. How many different ways can I say fuck you in this one episode?

So anyway, I'll get past that. I'll get past that. But then Sandy and her new boyfriend come like on skateboards up to the table. Hey, old people, two young and just shout out. It's me and David over there. Okay guys, 10th day everybody. Fucking the guy who holds the gelatinous chicken in the Costco, hot mother fucker.

Hey remember the guy from Clueless the Dad, he's an apocrombie. So Sam and Pulls Up and you know, because it's like wacky clown dramatic music. It's like, do-dong. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Shannon's like, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, look, there's a sign there. The sign says, granted, it's not the easiest sign, okay? It's not a topography.

We cut the logo of cut fitness. We cut it close in parentheses with a D at the end Close we cut it closed. It was a good first draft Don't let tamer make science don't let the fact that it's assigned me and somebody went to the kinkos Somebody took the order at the kinkos Somebody took the order at the kinkos. Somebody gave the okay. Another person walked to the print machine and never thought to say, what?

So Shaddon reads it goes, how we, we it closed. We it closed. We it closed. That's like, we it. We it, we it, girlfriend. Closed. We it closed. What? We eat, we eat, we eat, we eat, girlfriend close. We eat, we eat close.

What? We, we saw the movie, but it was closed. D, we eat. D, D, close, D, when close is closed. It's in parentheses. D, how, D, close, D. It's a little D. That stands for David.

We get close David. So she comes in and she's like, oh, where's the camera? And Timmer's like, where's Shemmen? It's a quiz. Timmer. Where's Shemmen? I'm right here. Timmer's like, you look so skinny.

Like, she's really laying it on thick. You know, she's like, she's like, you look so skinny. Like she's really laying it on thick. You know, she's like, she's like, I'm going to go right for the most important, you know, bullet points there. Thank you so much for coming. It's amazing to teach on high-dji. Any, would you bring some chips, to hold some sides up and junk, good job. Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Really, that's going through things, the chance. Hello, thank you. I don't know if you heard, but it is closed, whatever it is. Just letting you know, is that so?

I'm Tamara, this is so Tamara. She's like, I'm sorry, but you know how much I'm it's going through. Okay, Tamara, no one cares still. Like, Shannon's not gonna break. And Shannon's trying to be strong. She's like, well, I appreciate the apology. Sorry.

More there. Is this a madlibs where I fill in all the adjectives? Is usual lower there. Just more sorry to fill this page. Waiting. To be continued. We, it's not closed on this point. So then Gina walks up to Heather, like eating the white bread, and she's like, oh my god.

I love this home pride, which reminds me of being a realtor. But anyway, do you follow Jen on social? Heather's like, uh, social. Yes, the Instagram, Instagram, Instagram, yes, I do. So did you see that post that she posted the other day? Because it was like, oh my god, we're so proud of how we still open. Did you see that? She's like, mm, I have an economy blocker on my feet. So I could extend my search results,

but it did hurt. It clogged things up. Could you just show me on your little, Sam, is it Sam Housong? Housong, Houseng. Say that. Did they have a coach? Did they deal with the girl from Pretty Woman

that musical? You just see that lady in the background, like, Oh! So she's like, oh my god, well, it was in a yoga studio and it was quite a brag about how they spend all this money. Okay, so we get to see the TikTok video of these three crazy rubber-faced white ladies. Yes. It's all the ladies from Outdoor Yoga, which is horrifying.

Their faces are like half like this now, because they're melted from being in a hundred degree weather doing yoga. And they're all in like white pants and their weaves are just all ziplock bags. I mean, they're terrible weaves. It was like a welcome to the cult video, you know? Yes, it was. It was like that lady with the dawn, with the shamblin, with the big tall hair or whatever. So they're like that kind of lady and they're like jumping up and down and they're playing like gospel

music. Yeah. And it's crazy. It's a crazy video. So Heather's like, whoa, what does this say? I don't have my prop glasses. Yeah. That says we're so proud to still be here. And she's like, I mean, the day before you go to your friends, Pawnee about the closing down of a gym, that's just like a road by the way. Whatever, you're getting a real estate license and she just lost her real estate.

So where's your fucking guilt trip, Gina? So Gina's trying to stir something up, you know. This is not Gina's strong suit though. Okay. So everyone is sitting down at the Hibachi table at because there's by the way a Hibachi table. Hibachi fucking Hibachi table. First of all, tacky, second of all, your face is. Have you seen your faces? You can't have things being thrown at them. Okay. Trying to do.

It's like putting a birthday candle next to a volcano. Like, you don't do that. So Gina leans into Emily's like, this is when we met. I'm like, this place should have been closed down years ago then. Yeah, really. It's like the cleanest this place has ever been. That's what it needed this whole time as a little fire.

You know, take it closer to the gen and rine fucks on it. Why don't you? For you sell that thing off. Also, this is why I hate gyms and people at them. Eddie comes up to little Shane. Who was Shane's heart? You know, he can't help, but he's just, he was born that way.

So he comes up to Shane and Shane's like, ah, he's like, hey, Shane. He's like, ah, and he goes, I'm gonna get you in the gym. I'm gonna do it. Oh. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Shane shouldn't have to justify himself.

Listen, it was hard enough for him to pass the bar. Let's not make him lift a bar. So, Gina, so they're all sitting down at this Hibachi table right now. I'm terrified, but I'm also wishing I was there with Lider Fluid just to see what would happen. So Gina is like, oh, so Jen, Jen and I, double, double lands.

Ooh, someone's got two ends in their name. So Jen, so that post that you posted? Because now she's got this weird accent that she's trying on. It's like she watched Fargo once or something. Did you notice that she goes, so that post you posted the other day? That was interesting.

Yeah, he don't talk like that. And Jen's like, what did I post? And she's just, Oh, honestly, I thought I was gonna come here and weren't even going to be here because I thought, oh, my God, her heart and temper must be in a thing. You must be in a thing because you posted like this post about celebrating to be proud to still be open. A shrimp hitzer in the head. Oh. Jen's like, oh, she catches it with a hot dog burn She's like actually at one point Travis does catch something and Shannon is like excited and alarm I'm like Gina Gina

Travis Carter shrimp in his mouth Check on him. He might be choking So Gina's sometimes when we get hungry we go stand outside weddings and just wait for rice to get thrown. So... Oh my god. It is street urchins. So...

So Emily's... I'm sorry I brought this up, I just can't help myself. So then Emily's like, what happened? So Jen's like, oh, so funny story. I posted yesterday because I do the social media for my studio and we've been saying how we need to do more TikTok and reels and things such as that. And like there was like a TikTok that was going on. Don't I sound very like natural of the social media movement? And it was like hallelujah music.

It's called a Meme. And so what you do is you put the hallelujah music on your, on your video that you do. And then you jump up. And it's like COVID. I was like, she's like COVID. I'm sad. But then you say, but we're still here. We're still here.

And then you send it to everyone who's ever had COVID. So, and it's still like, so, Jen's like, yeah, so it was just basically opposed to about like our businesses. So I don't like Kong, goddamn, and Tamer's like, wait a minute, you've had to go today. She goes, no, yesterday, and Tamer's like, well, look, I'm not just selling that, but I say, but I say, but Jenna sang. And then we get drawn to music, and Heather's like, oh, my, I'm glad you're selling Beth Noth, but I say, let's say my Jenna sang. And then we get drawn to music. And Heather's like, oh, I think that Jen opened a can of worms for herself.

Tamar has a temper. And Tamar can take a situation that should be at DefCon 4 and take it up to sitting on top of a dumpster, hitting it an innocent person, just trying to throw away their trash. Wine. That's my opinion. sitting on top of a dumpster, hitting it an innocent person, just trying to throw away their trash. Wine! That's my opinion! Yes, we get the clips.

So Jen's like, oh, I apologize if that feels and sense of tamara. I'm like, you're fired. You should be saying, I made that tick-tack fuck you. Not I'm sorry if I offended you, Tamara. That's not how you stay on this show. That were you knocking me because my thickness is classic. Yes, Tamara.

Everybody's on TikTok making... I wouldn't bet that. Like, had I know that it was there, I would have. But I don't think your friend is gonna be doing it. So it sounds like Tamara, would I ever knock you for shutting down your business just because you gave away my affair to Will, which you know she fucking did? You know she did. I can't wait until we find out this season that Will knew that this lady was cheating on him because Tamer ran

and fucking told him after Mexico. I will bet you anything. There's my water bottle, I'm putting it down. I guarantee you Tamer will be at the reunion and say, I didn't know about the, I didn't know about the affair until I got a phone call late at night, saying Ryan was having a affair with Gretchen Rossi. So, she's like, what I have a knock you for, shutting down your business and Tamara's like, I don't know. She's like, yes, you do know.

And so, Jen's like, all offended, right? So then, Gina's like, who Jen says, that's crap. And Gina, that's crap for you to know. And so Jen's like all offended, right? So then Gina's like, Jen says, that's crap. And Gina, that's crap for you to say. And she says, yeah, I bet you're with the one who did it. You posted it. Pusted. You posted it. Timmer's like, excuse me, I want to be the one to start the fight with her, not you, Gina. So she's like, you know what, maybe it's bad timing. I'm going to pretend like I'm being nice to you right now. Before I go out, you later in the episode, okay, maybe it you know what, maybe it's bad timing. I'm going to pretend like I'm being nice to you right now

before I go out you later in the episode. OK, maybe it's just bad timing, but bad timing. So Jen's like, well, I'm sorry for the bad timing. And Gina's like, OK, well, I guess that was a non-starter. OK, whatever. Pass me the white bread, please. So basically, they get over it. Like, Tamara's not going to start a huge fight tonight.

She's like, I suck on a whole season left. Bad. So then you're like, oh, well, that was a nice episode. Like, that way, that's not bad. Let's go over to the macaron table. So they go over to, by the way, please never let me eat macarons at like a construction site for a gym or demolition site. They're at the macarons.

Well, I'd like to congratulate Costco getting so good at Macarons because I used to struggle and struggle to make those fucking cookies. And then Costco comes out with perfect ones for like 25 cents each. And Tamara's like, thank you Costco. Because you know Sandy brought those first of all. And they had like a little cut fitness logo

on the Macarons. I was like, wow, the fanciest macro and I've ever seen cut fitness. The discount now closed to Jim. Francis Proud. So, Tamara's like, so people who are standing around me, do you hear that Jen met her Ryan at the gym? Yeah, it got weird between us because we were like friends where there has been a will at the time.

And then she started dating Ryan and it just got messy. And I didn't even know how that even happened. I was like, it was you. You were the one who made it messy. Yeah, you were the one. And she was like, oh yeah, it's messy because that's how divorce is.

You know, divorce and fatality. It's all mess. I was like, oh, wait, you have pudding in your hair. Good. The Hibachi chef threw pudding. Catch this in your mouth. So Emily is like, wait a minute. So I'm completely out of it. What are you guys talking about?

So Jen's like, well, I would ask my husband, like, why don't we ever go out? Why don't you want to take me out? Why don't we have friends? And Timmer's like, do you guys want to go out? She's like, no, never. She goes, yeah, show us on a bad marriage, you guys. So it's about, she's, no, it wasn't really a bad marriage.

It was a sad marriage, you guys. No, it wasn't really sad. She was a desperate, sad, cold, lonely woman. On the plate she could say one was in a sauna with a dick in her mouth. Ha! Thankfully, though, she's got a really loose throat now, so... So Gina walks away, she's like, I'm not gonna stand here and pretend like infidelity is okay.

Oh, okay, okay, go stand over there. Honey, you're in Orange County. What do you think happens in this town? I don't think there is anybody allowed on their first wife in this town. Oh my God, did that spit get all the way to you? Please say it didn't, that flew. That spit was like it's own little plane

that you bind the 7-11, where you have a little remote control. It's like, pfft. Sounds like someone was breathing from his vagina. Ah! That spit doesn't travel with just a typical lung breath. So, Sam and his tr- I'm sorry, Tamer is trying to just basically back. Jansa Chita, everybody loves that Jansa slot in the cheetah.

Jansa, Jansa, Jansa, Jansa. I remember. loves it. Jonsa Slatton, the Cheetah, say it, Jonsa. Say it, Jonsa. Everybody loves it. No, I was not a cheater. I was not. Just a cheating slut. No, no. Say it, Slatt.

No, I wasn't. Like I'm sat. No, by the way, can I adopt your chair? No. So Jen is like, Slatt. No, no, Ryan and I were in, he like, okay, swear to God, Ryan and I, we touched fingernails once and that was it.

We never even kissed. We didn't even look at each other. We put up a cloth next to each other and just talk through it, okay. It's totally a cool thing. I know you didn't just talk because we've seen Ryan talk. That's not a fuckable talk. You know what I mean? He talks like this. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, So Emily says, coming up next, Emily badgers the witness. So we get like a little thing.

It's like badgering the witness at the bottom of the screen. And Emily's like, okay, so the timeline. When you met Ryan, was it before after the sixth time this shame took the bar? LAUGHTER And Jim was like, no, he was, no, no, like Will was here, Will was living here. And I was like, but did you want your husband to live in Oklahoma? Because you had something here and it was easier if he was here, is that why?

Jim's like, I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, you just wanted to fuck your boyfriend, so then you had your daddy hire your husband in Oklahoma, so he wouldn't be home while you were fucking this guy that you fucked in a son of, what am I heard from Tamra? No, no.

I don't think that was real. So, you're family bought a corporation in Oklahoma to give your husband a jobs. Did your mom know you? Would your mom helping you fuck this new guy? And I don't think so. Like I did it. I fucked him in the sauna.

What do you want? I fucked him in the sauna with the candle stick. Okay. I'm guilty. I'm guilty. They are coming hard and set. That's not me. This shit just write this up.

It really does. So Jen handles this well. The airbags in her face completely go off. She is safe. She's fine. And Emily's like, OK, well, it just seems convenient. But OK, I guess I got it. And Jen's like, yeah, didn't she?

Didn't she? Didn't she? So now, Tamara's whole thing, the way she operates is she just sort of starts to incendiate things in one episode. And about like three episodes from now, it's gonna be a full-fledged thing. So now she's like, she tells us, well, Ryan started

coming to our gym during the pandemic. And I think it was like April or May, but then by October, her husband caught them in the car together. So this is gonna be the source of the scandal. I told you, this is her fault. Also, how camera is it to be like, they started coming to my public gym right at the beginning of the pandemic. Camera never even closed that gym. She was just like, they started coming to my public gym right at the beginning of the pandemic.

Camera never even closed that gym. She was just like, he's a scam, scam, damn it bullshit. I'm taking a fucking shot. If I take a shot, it's going to be a dick in me, and he's like, yeah, baby, I give you a shot, man. He's a happy Jackson. So, Jen is like, look, look, here's what it was. Okay, I met Ryan.

He gave me a gift in the car with the gift of penis. Yes, did I receive it with my vagina? Yes. But it was just a gift. So I'm like, okay, I'm tired. I'm exhausted, you're guilty. Okay, guilty, boo. So then we go to Heather and Gina talking and Heather's like,

so I dropped Mickey off at school the other day. And Gina is trying so hard to not hate Heather, but she can't help it. She goes, I know. I saw. Wow. The room you made at quality looks so good. Yeah.

You know, the only negative thing is that they have to take a bite of each other. They did quality looks so good, yeah! You know, the only negative thing is that they had to say goodbye to each other. It was very difficult. It was like me with my career when I moved to Orange County. A lot of tears, a lot of regrets. And Emily's like, oh, what twins? Cause she has twins too.

And then it's like, yeah, you know, they've never been apart more than a week. And Emily's like, yeah, my didn't ever really been apart until one died in the pool the other day. I went to heaven and the other one said, come toward the light and came back. Who's hilarious?

I need a job. Hey, Batch, it's time to cut the cake. So they've got a cake to celebrate the wonderful life of cut fitness. And someone's like, did they put like a sweaty towel on the cake as decoration? Because they have like a fondant sweat towel on there. That is a cake made out of gym equipment. So who wants to eat like a mini tramp?

Okay. And last week I was joking that they were all working out and Emily ate a kettlebell. Like she chipped her teeth on a kettlebell, which was a the rudest joke ever I apologize. They literally have a kettlebell and Emily eats it in this episode. Am I psychic? Because I called this shit last week. I mean, how do you call that? It's true. So then it's just basically like a thanks everyone for being part of our cut fitness journey. I like to think we're all cut fitnesses and as the biggest cut fitness here, I just want to say I have a very, very cut fitness day. And now let's eat some cake, honey, cake in your face, honey.

Cake in the face, my kid. I just want to thank you all for coming. Like Jen did with Ryan and Desanna while she was married. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Orange County! Up at his! Thank you, my city! Thank you Boston so much for the amazing night! Have a wonderful night, good night everyone!

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