Watch What Crappens - #2087 RHOA: Con Buy Me Love

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

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Hello everybody, welcome to Watch Your Crappin' and support cast for all that crap we'd love to talk about. I'm Yo Brows, I'm Ronnie and I am with the gorgeous and talented and currently in, or on the East Coast, visiting family after we finished our tour. Mr. Ben Mandelker, hello Ben. Hi everyone, how's it going? I hope my audio isn't too fucked up. I'm on my, I'm on my caton on a microphone

which has its own specific and unique and lovable challenges. So, you know, sorry, in advance to everyone who's listening or who's watching this on YouTube. And it's actually a big apology to everyone who's watching this on YouTube because I'm basically being lit by a candle at the moment. I look like I'm in pioneer days. It does look funny. I feel like I'm doing this with by a candle at the moment. I look like I'm in pioneer days. It does look funny.

I feel like I'm doing this with like a teenager in 1997, like the first live stream ever. I know that on an adventure. And look at me looking red and bright with peaches behind me. And if you can see us, it's because you are on crap and it's on demand or watching us on YouTube. So thank you. crap and it's on demand are our Patreon videos.

We're doing them for all our recaps now, except for live shows, obviously. So they've been a little light the past couple of weeks, but we're doing a lot of videos that come out a week later on YouTube. Also our bonus episode, super fun. We've done a couple of airport making fun of people in the airport. We just did a train station one, which we'll post later this week. So those are up there. So join us there. Thank you so much to everybody who came on tour with us, came out. We had a really, really fun final weekend and we just can't thank you enough. We had a great time and I'm so glad to be home and I'm so glad it's over for a while because damn, I'm an old bitch. I'll tell you that much. I'm one old bitch and when one thing goes wrong in the airport, I've become that person

who just sits there. My flights were delayed and this was me all night. Yeah, just doing that like teeth sucking noise where I don't want to like carry out on anybody because it's not their fault that their storms all over America, but I just wanted to clock my disapproval and I did it. So I don't like waiting. everybody in that airport heard me. That was me if you heard a, well, you don't like waiting. You don't like, if there's time that it's not

that there's nothing to do, you lose your mind. Yes. If I'm not working, twerking or jerking, I'm asleep. Okay. That's, I needed to be doing something or being asleep. I don't mind just laying down. I don't consider that really waiting. But if it's waiting for anybody or a card or like an Uber or like when you're trying to go somewhere

and your friend is taking forever or when people are late, oh no, I'm not a waiter. I just keep thinking of all that, maybe because I was a waiter for so long, I got sick of it. Yeah, you're just like, I will not wait anymore in any sort of fashion. But yeah, this is a great weekend.

I'm like, oh my God, the shows were so fun, I'm dead. I like, it's like, now that the entire tour is over, now that this crazy month of June is over for us, I definitely, I came back to my parents' house and I just sort of had this big exhale and I just kind of like decomposed on my bed for a while and then... Being composed. Yeah and I've lost like things.

I don't know, like I'm not the same person in this. You've literally part of decomposed. No, I, I, bacteria ate some of me. But um, but then I, in that state, then we watched real houses of Atlanta last night. So I'm just gonna apologize ahead of time because I was just, I was like dead to the world

and I was like taking notes and it's like Marlos on a date, Marlos eating a shrimp. You know what I'm gonna do my very, very, very best today. The show must go on and it will always go on. It always goes on for us. The show never ends. But a man that was a fun time this weekend. Wow. Super, super fun. It really was. And we're back. And we say that the show goes on. As we know, though, we're on an Atlanta recap. And the show does not necessarily go on because sometimes we skip it like last week. And guess what? Next week too because we're going on vacation. So sorry. Yeah.

But we are back with it this week. I think it had a rough start of a season, but I'm enjoying it last last week. And of course, we didn't recap that one. We chose to do Martha's Vineyard instead. And we both said like, wow, that was actually a really fun episode of Atlanta. And I thought this one was super fun too. Thank God, because I was getting scared there for a while. Yeah, I thought this one was an hour of time of experience that I got to experience. I'm all for this show. I mean, it has its highs, it has its lows.

Good to see. They're still relying on all those cartoons on the screen, which admittedly Orange County did also. And you know, like, let's just cross the board kind of Bravo thing. Where someone was like, guys, what we need to do is more cartoons, cartoon things. We need to stop that. Okay, I feel like it started with Vanderpump rules. They did some little skits and Vanderpump rules relied heavily on it not this past season but the season before when it was really flagging and I feel like it's become a crutch and whenever you see Shows that are really relying on little on-screen graphics and silliness and fake movie trailers. That means they don't have anything to do They don't have any content to give us so movie trailers. That means they don't have anything to do. They don't have any content to give us. So yeah, like I always think that's kind of a bad sign and rather than doing those things, I would love for the shows to either be tighter or just have better casting or I

don't know, I don't have, I actually don't have a fix. I'm just complaining and I don't want to come from a place of complaining. So let's just talk about what happened next week. So we're, we're, we're freaking five minutes in. Complaining is a, you don't want to come from a place of complaining. So let's just who they talk about what happened. Right. So we're we're we're we're freaking five minutes in complain easy. And you don't want to come from a place of complaining. Okay. Well, I'm meeting that I came from a place that I'm sending the car back. Okay. That peaches left the building. The complaint peaches left the building. No, I came from a place of complaining in my car, but I turned the car around and I sent the car back. I'm taking an Uber the rest of the way. You're adding a stop on the complain journey. No, I got out at the reset rest stop. Sent the car back to complain bill.

And now I am taking an Uber from reset bill and I'm embracing this episode. Okay, well, since we skipped last week, let's just go over it a little bit. So we got to see Drew do her dancing video, or what she was dancing in her video, which was hilarious, because Drew is like Beyonce in her own mind. You know, like she's acting humble, like, oh my god, I love singing, but it's just been so long.

I'm just going to give it a good old fashioned try. But you know in her mind, I mean, she's got like, she hires some director named Rage, isn't his name Rage? That's really his name, right? And he really is kind of like a Ragey Queenie, uh, Queenie's straight guy though. I think it's a straight guy. To me, your your remind of me of like, if Michael Rappaport decide you want to do like music videos, you know, yeah, I think his name was Rage And she didn't want to have a Potomac mistake

where you get caught in a parking lot with Karen, you know, trying to dance, and Jiselle trying to dance on the rhythm behind you. And so instead, they went to a skating rink, but then Drew acted like she should get an Academy Award because she learned to skate for this. I was like, you not know how to skate, and you're doing a whole video on a skating rink. You fucking idiot.

Who set this up? Give them a raise. Listen, she is just a vessel, vessel for artistry and it, you know, as an actor, you know, whatever the role demands is what it demands. Okay. The Jeff Goldblum had Jeff Goldblum ever seen a dinosaur in real life? No, but he knew what to do when he got cast in Dressen Park. He stepped into the role. He stepped into the space and that is what Rusa Dora did in this episode on her roller-rink video.

But last week... The last film is Method, though, and you know, that was kind of a problem when he was filming the fly. Because people were like, the guy is just literally barfing on shit and eating it. The weirdest thing about this together. So yeah, so Drew's doing a music video with a guy named Raige. And also, and she's very excited because the song has 30,000 streams. So, you know, this is great news for all those hardcore

Drew Sadorah music fans out there in Spotify who've been waiting for a music video. It's coming. I don't know what streams are good. I don't know what's a good stream. What's your streaming members? Is that good? I think it's good.

It sounds like a lot of people. I think it was 30,000 people on episode one and it's episode eight. So I'm a little worried. Let's see. Let me just say right in advance, you're stalled. Okay. Let's do something to amp this up. Well, I just did a search.

I said, how many streams does Taylor Swift get? Because you know, they're pretty much on the same level. And so Taylor Swift got for her song called, I don't want to live forever, which is, you know, parentheses 50 shades darker. She has 1.4 billion streams. So you know, Drew is on her way. You know what? I mean, you can't compare, you know, your, your, some mom and pop hamburger store to McDonald's. You know what I mean? No fans, not calling you a mom, but you're a startup. You're a startup. Sure. The song's great. I recap this shit. I actually have some curiosity about the song.

I have not looked it up. I have not looked it up. Well, you don't have to look it up because the song is literally called, you already know. I know, you're like, why would I listen to you then? Have you heard that new Drucidera song? I haven't, but I already know it.

Yeah, it's a bad brand. It's not great branding, because it's like, you already did that. Like, why don't you just call a song? It's already past it. You, it's a bad brand. It's not it's not great branding is it's like you already did that like why don't you just call a song already. You already did that. It's like already charted. That's our next song. Let's do something else. Her next song. Listen, there's hope for her. Okay, I was actually reading a stuff about the billboard hot 100 or whatever. Today oddly enough, enough yes I did do this first of all Miguel you know the singer Miguel he has a song that came out in like 11 years ago and hit number one which

actually did like a month ago but it's like number four right now so it just goes to show that there is time like this made this you already know we may may mock it now, but if someone decides that they want to make it go viral on TikTok, I mean, this could be a number one song. So we got to hold that hope for Drew Siddora. So then we get to... Candies in trouble. Everyone is trying to come for candy. They started with the shooting at her restaurant. There, you know, Marla's trying to make that about her nephew who died two years ago from

a shooting that had nothing to do really with the shooting at all. And all of that stuff that's going on that Marla's trying, really trying. And then Saray is really pissed off that Candy has been making those kind of lip sync karaoke to your own show thing, where she just does karaoke of other people's scenes from Real Housewives of Atlanta, which I like those videos. I think they're really funny, but Sheree does not. Sheree does not think they're very funny.

Okay, she's not enjoying those. She's not enjoying them. And then, but you know who is enjoying, you know who Shereight does have in her corner? Rihanna, someone who also has many more streams than Drew Siddhura, because Rihanna apparently said, I love Shreight. So, Sonia was like, can we talk about how like Rihanna was loving Shreight? And then Shreight is like, I feel so incredible to have one of my favorite artists mentioned. She by Shiree, especially after Candy,

Hater, talk so much shit. Mia, who do you think Drew Sodor is gonna finally get a mention from? I'm gonna get a pebbles. I'm gonna get a pebbles. Okay, I'll stick with it. I like that. I think that's a solid bat. Aaron White.

So then the other thing was Marlow is being set up on a date. So Marlow is such a fucking hypocrite. And we'll get to that later through the show because she always does it for us every single show. You know, she's like Marlow 2.0 or 5.0 or whatever at the beginning. And by the end of this episode, her mask is completely off again. You know, but I do, I do give her credit for trying it over and over every single week. But she's such a hypocrite because she makes fun of Kenya for having fake dates and paid four dates,

which I totally believe. I don't know that she literally pays them, but I believe Kenya's been fake dating people for years on this show. And Marlow calls her out for it all the time And then guess what Marlow's gonna do. She's gonna do the same thing today. That's a big day. So yeah, I mean Marlow

Marlow is probably one of the the the the great Members of the hypocrite party. I mean she really there's a scene later on today that we're gonna get to where it's just like Marlow is the biggest hypocrite. And this is one of her most hypocritical moments in 11 years of hypocrisy. Yeah. You get to that. Yeah, so it's very end-sustained for five hours

of real housewives of Atlanta. And then they had a Gucci party where Saray invited everyone to toast. Now listen, I don't know if toast is a national brand. I know what toast is. And it's like it's like a Jewish adora's video basically. But I don't know if it's an national brand. I already knew about toast. I already ate toast. And it's a restaurant in LA. So I want to that. it was pretty cash, because it's called toast. I don't think you can have a fancy place called toast, unless it's like a wine place

and you have to make toasts. Yeah. Unless it, or maybe it's a place you just have to leave. It's actually, it's so exclusive, you can't stay in there, so like your toasts, you got to go. Yeah, you're just really, it's a play three you go when you're really tired. And everyone's like, hi, foreign your party.

Are you guys toast? I am. All right. Come on. That's like literally every place in LA, the service in LA, guys and so tired. My boss used to be like that. You would come to the, she would work the host stand at the restaurant Kelly

and they'd be like, hi, she go, hi, how are you guys? They're like, good, how are you? And she'd be like, tired, I'm so tired you guys. I'm like literally so exhausted. And she would list everything she did. The customers would never get to their seat. I would have to come take the menus

and be like, just follow me. She's like falling on the ground. Like, did she butt into customer conversations at tables? Yes, totally. And then she's start talking about her sex life to the to the people. There was a Yelp review about how the owner of the restaurant kept talking about herself and then started talking about her sex life. I died. Literally died. Okay, so, by the way,

this is, wait, speed of waitresses, I feel like we didn't talk about this, but did you feel like that waitress, when we had lunch at that restaurant on Saturday, did you feel like that waitress hated us? No. She hated us, didn't she? The blonde one?

Yeah. No. Why do you think so? I felt like she hated us. Okay, we'll never know. I come from a place of assuming everybody likes me. No. Why do you say that? I felt like she hated us. Okay. We'll never know. I come from a place of assuming everybody likes me.

And then I find out later that they hate me. I feel that the experience of just getting crushed like that feels good because it's like putting acid on your face. And by acid, I mean, acid peels or whatever, because you have to kill the skin to grow new skin. And it's almost like, once I get my feelings hurt that badly, I feel like I can callus up and just take more of life. So thanks for hurting my feelings

and making me feel like that lady hated me because I actually thought she was great. I mean, she was great. I just thought that she was rageful behind her smile. I felt like she was so annoyed at us I don't know why I couldn't figure out why I was like trying to think what did we do? But she just seemed really really mad But maybe I was just projecting because I do that too you and to guess what I don't even have to tell you this because you

Really toast so that lady obvious she does not have a right to be mad at us anyway, because they gave me a grilled vegetable salad where nothing had seasoning or dressing, and it was disgusting, and it was hard to eat. I don't even know what the cream on the bottom was. Was it cream that was such a weird salad. It was weird, and I'm so glad I'm not the only person who got it, because your friend backed me up and was like, yeah, this sucks, right? That's a real salad, right? Thank you. So like how do you hurt roast roast vegetables? Like what did you do with oil? I'm gonna put them on the place not roast I was just you guys real housewives of Atlanta. So okay, anyway the rest party the restaurant is toast It's a casual restaurant, but it's a Gucci party

So everybody comes in their fake Gucci because let's fake it their housewives the real housewives So you know fake shit and that's just how it is. And so they came and then Kenya and Marlo, of course, got in a fight. And it just ended with Kenya going, bottom-rung bitch, bottom-rung bitch. Yeah, bottom-rung bitch. Your B bottom-rung bitch or be right back. Either way, same thing. That was a funny fight. That was a legitimately funny fight. Yeah, so it was a good one. So we opened this week with Drew's house, a close-up of the family being all close.

What you said, because they're broken up. Lana's not doing great with the marriages in the past. No. Month or so. No, wait, did anyone else fall apart? Kim's old-siac. Kim's old-siac? Oh, wait, did anyone else fall apart? Kim's old. Jack. Kim's old. Oh, yeah. Of course, Kim's old.

Yeah, he'll be on the next episode, of course, the one that will be, well, you know, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll probably touch on that when we come back from break, by the way, but yeah, Kim's old. Yeah. Who Kim's old, the amount of people, the amount of shady listeners that we have when we were at Foxwoods, gambling away after the show and being silly. So many people wrote us and were like, did you see Kim Zolciac there? Did you see Kim Zolciac? Which is funny because Kim Zolciac is from Connecticut and she has a massive gambling problem. So, we saw a lot

of Kim Zolciac about to be, you know what I mean? Like Kim Zolciac is about to be, of course, anytime in a casino you see the, there's like a certain part of that casino that you're just like, oh my God, what are you doing here? And then I start adding up, you're not supposed to count other people's money, right? But I do. And I start seeing what they're putting in those penny machines. Those penny machines can cost you $20. They have you playing like nine million lines at a time.

And then I look at the like the oxygen tank next to them and the scooter, like the jazzy scooter that's missing a wheel But it's got like a tennis ball glued to it instead. I'm like you can't afford this get the fuck out of here The dollar machine like I want to go explain the economics to them. Yeah Yeah, anyway, so it was you know, it's sad when you see those fuzos, which of course means futures olcx, but you know You know, but yeah, they're on their drugs and it's sad when you see those fuzos, which of course means futures, LCX, but you know, but they're on their drugs. And it's really devolved, they're divorced. And I was telling Ben this weekend,

it really goes to show you how marriage helps you, or how money helps you, because they were fine when they had people taking care of the kids, cleaning the house. The minute it devolved from what I've read, and heard on the Bravo docket, my, the podcast I go to from my Bravo legal needs, ding, from what I've read there or listened to there,

it started devolving when they went broke and they no longer had a nanny, they no longer have a chef and they no longer had a maid. And guess what Kim says, nothing, she doesn't do anything. She probably doesn't even face tune herself. It looks like she makes a toddler do her face to things because those things don't even make any sense. And then Kory is like, I cook everything.

So then this week, they've been having a cooking cook off on Instagram trying to prove who's the better cook as a parent. And he's like, look, I made chicken fried steak and green beans and it's all brown and it looks disgusting. I can see that you're trying, but it looks horrible and disgusting, and I can't believe your five years, your five year old's haven't had heart attacks yet. And then Kim is showing like dollar and 50 cent pot chicken pot pies from the Costco that she made. And they're trying to like one up each

other on like chicken pot pie and really terrible brown It's getting sad over there. That's that it's it's getting sad. That's a sad sad twist I've never we've seen a lot of falls from grace although they haven't really reached grace They just sort of fell from lower than grace to even lower than grace and But we've never seen it really enter the territory of a chicken pot, I, uh, feud, you know? Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence comic.

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Yeah, it's really hard to rally. You know, it's hard to crank up the scandal machine for Ralph and Drew. You know, we've had some really, you know, A plus scandals on Bravo lately. So like, just to do like the Drew and Ralph thing, it's a little hard, but here they are playing house. And Drew's taking her daughter's temperature. Drew is like, correct me if I'm wrong. Drew takes the temperature of her daughter. He's like 98.4, that can't be right.

She does it again, then she goes 98.3. There we go. I was like, oh glad you got that 10th of a degree down there, Drew. No, she says 104. She says, that's more than that. Oh, wait, got that 10th of a 10th of a degree down there drew. I know she says 104. She says, I was like, why is your temperature can't be 104? I was like, what are you using the chicken thermometer? Like, what do you, what do you have?

It makes a lot more sense. Yeah. It was like, why is she being so angry with 10th of about that one last 10th of a degree? I don't know. I was actually the opposite. I was like, why is she so calm over a temperature of 104? She's like, oh, 104, let's just try it again.

If I saw 104, it'd be like putting the baby over my name, like just slapping its back. I don't know, is that what you do? Yeah, you get like the chef to pour a bucket of ice over that child, Who would down? So then she's talking to her assistant because God bless her, has no friends or husband or really anybody who wants to talk to her.

So she's talking to her friend, Ploy. And where she's in glasses indoors, by the way, this assistant's wearing these big mirrored sunglasses in the kitchen as if she's at some party. Yeah, gotta look cool when you're assisting Drew. You never know. You never know when someone's going to need someone to peel the sticker off Drew's apple. Better, better look cool. So Drew talks to the personal assistant. I'm not going to say her name because it'll will turn on everybody's at their home, but it's a company unbi-amazon.

on everybody's at their home, but it's a company unbi-amazon. So she's like, lady, play already know by Drew Siddora. And the lady's like, sorry, I couldn't find nobody cares by Drew Simone Dora. And she's like, no, hey, hey, why are you doing me like that?

Play already know by Drew Siddora. And she's like, yeah, I can't find nobody knows Drew Fedorsa. Sorry. Don't know what that is. Yeah, if you'd like, I can, I can play some Taylor Swift for you. No, I don't want to give her another stream. She's like, bitch, playing already know by Drew Sedora. She's like, um, can't find. You're going to die old and unfamous and poor Drew Sakura. Sorry. Uh, it tries to play music by Juice World. It's like the best I can do is Juice World, you know, RIP. And she's like, no, stop it. Drew, Siddora, S-I-D-O-R-A. I think I'm going to retire now, actually. So good luck to you in the future.

Yeah, you can just use me as a yoga block from now on. Thanks. Bye. So Drew fails at that, but then she finally gets to that. I don't know if she'd like manually typed it into her phone or whatever, but she finds... she just pulled it up from her own music library to stream it. So she does that. She cron casts it to a speaker, and then she starts doing her dance for her assistant. Listen, your assistant does not want to see you do this dance. I don't want to see you do this dance. Literally nobody wants you can't skate.

That's what I have to say about your lack of preparation. Also, you fucked up your dance. She's like, look, I know how to do my eight count. You can't even do an eight count. Get out of here. You went to the hospital after like the two practices. I was like, please don't do this right now. You're going to tear another Achilles, please.

So Ralph walks in and Drew starts telling Ralph, like, hey, she's like, you haven't been around a lot lately. The kid's been asking for you and she says that her talks about how her mom's gonna be coming in this week. And also like Allison, her sister Allison and her friend are gonna come on in and they're excited to see you and it just sounds like pattern but then we start to realize that there's

a deeper story going on with Allison. So here's what happened. So Drew tells us, oh yeah, my sister Allison, she's been my manager since I was a kid and like everything on my career, she's always managed but then in COVID, she's been my manager since I was a kid and like everything on my career, she's always managed with it and then in COVID she had a mental break. Okay, so let's watch how Drew deals with her sister having a literal mental breakdown. First of all, she puts it on camera, which is just fucking disgusting. Gross. Can the woman have a mental breakdown without you putting

it on camera for your stupid show? Okay, so she puts it on camera. It's just on the phone, but still Drew is trying to do like a scene where she's making muffins with the kids. And her sister's like, I just can't take it anymore. Like I'm in here in the hospital and everyone else is just moving on with their life like I'm nothing. And Drew's like, um, yeah. So you can't think about that right now. Just please take a breath.

Blue berries, put the blue berries in your mouth. Pouring, pouring, I mean, I really gotta go. Okay, I'm gonna have a mental breakdown. Hey, if I don't finish, she's my fans. Ha, ha, ha. Her sister is like crying on the phone. And Drew is like pouring flour into a bowl, like measuring shit out.

So you know, by the way, pay attention to one or the other, but you can't, when it comes to making pancakes, I'm dealing with someone's mental health break, you can't give half attention because either someone's gonna really wind up messed up or you're gonna have terrible pancakes. So just choose one. Yeah.

And so Drew's like, well, I'm gonna be, you know, she was in no stable condition to handle the workload that my career demands. What the fuck are you talking about? You're on like two acting things a year, and then this is something that you guys have paid everybody to do. Lady, that's exactly right.

Because Alice and I think clearly thrives best under pressure and unfortunately Drew's not providing any pressure. She's like, oh my God, your calendar has one appointment on it. Oh my God, I'm not having. There's no damn notice. All of us being rude to Drew aside, I loved Drew on the show.

And I'm so glad she's on it, because we're always requesting delusional people on this side that I was gonna say the same thing. And she's really got the delusion going so strong. Like she's the type of person to just go out and like walk to her car that's parked in the driveway, just like covering her face, like from people taking her picture.

It's like no one's there to take your picture, stop it. You know we're wearing big sunglasses in a scarf around her head to home goods so she can't be recognized. Yeah, I actually 100% agree I was thinking about that when I was watching that. As much as I think that Drew is kind of an idiot and also kind of low end for a real Housewives franchise, at the same time she does bring that X-Factor of delusion that really matters.

I mean, I think the best housewives are the ones who just can't help but be themselves, no matter how hard they try to self-produce, they just fail because their own innate personality always comes through with whatever it is. And that's why I think Drew is oddly enough a good housewife, and that's why we see, you know see people right now like Kenya or candy or Shirei even maybe that they do sell produce a lot or they hold stuff back. Drew is just like delusion. Well Drew is self producing but she's just doing it so incorrect. She just keeps getting stymied in her own.

It's like I'm going to have a season about how great my marriage is going and then you know boom, I'm going to do, I'm going to have a season about how great my marriage is going and then you know boom. I'm going to do, I'm going to have a season about how great my song is doing and then it's like not. Like everything she tries just calls false flat on his face and that's what makes it so fun. God bless her. So Ralph, basically the sister was having a mental breakdown or something, so Ralph kicked her out of the house or something. There's something that went on where Ralph and the sister hate each other's guts. So Ralph's like, you know, I think I should probably, your sister's coming. So maybe I should go to Tampa because I trigger your sister.

Yeah, Drew says that Allison and Ralph were butting heads, and Allison made some really serious accusations about Ralph being controlling a manipulative and in an effort to show that he's not controlling a manipulative, he banter from the house, which is not something a controlling person does whatsoever. Right. And he knew that it's a footage. He took secretly while they were talking about it. Yeah, exactly.

So Ralph is going to just basically avoid her as best as he can, but he'll still watch on the Teddy Bear cam. And then now we go over to the She Bishray production office and Shreys on the phone with an operations manager. And looking at pictures of like, She Bishray baby that fits on her grand daughter Mecca, I think daughter right Mecca. And the producers asking if she's made a profit yet, funny Mecca.

And then Sherey says, well, I don't think I'm in profit right now because I've spent so much money on Sherey, maybe by the end of the year, I'll make a profit. If not this year, maybe 12 years from now, I'm not sure. I'm not really good with timelines. She's so funny that she's acting like she's doing all these new designs. It's the same logo that you printed on everything. Were you pretending like it's a new thing? So she's really mad and she's like, it's really important to get a new product product. ASAP, because it also helps prove haters like Candy Wrong. And then we see Candy, it cuts to Candy going like,

I feel like Siree should have a sense of humor. And she's like, personally, it was funny. Like, I don't understand why she's not laughing. And then Siree tells her operations manager, whatever, on the phone. She's like, oh, and by the way, Joe, every time I see you, you have on a hat, but it's never as she buys Sheré hat. And I need you to represent the collection.

He probably had one and you took it back. I'm about to say there probably are no Sheré hats. She's probably going to try and make him buy one, you know, full price. Yeah. Also, what's funny about this scene is we also get a glimpse of Sheré doing that thing that Real Housewives do when they want to show people that they have like a real business. She's like giving a random note. It's like Lisa Vanderpump when she walks into Sir Shrei is like, oh, and the polka dots, those should be stars, right? Okay, my chop here is done. Okay.

That was always a shabby. That should be the other Trump thing, just walking to the restaurant and going, oh, I've been to the flower market today, darlings. I'm going from restaurant to restaurant doing flowers. Yeah. So now we go to the archive and Marlo is, she's doing like an IG live. It's, I guess she does something called foster care Friday. So this is one of her like, I'm a good person. I'm a good person.

You should like me now. So you can expect a person to change when they won't even spell the, they won't even change the naming of the archive. You know what I mean? Like, you know that's wrong. Everyone is told you for years that that's incorrect. And you refuse to change that. So I don't trust you. Yes. Please put in a pos-it-free in there. So yeah, she's doing this IG Live about foster care, and it's nice or whatever. And then she's talking about it. It's like her responsibility, because she has this platform to give back. And she's just, she's actually always loved those, the girls that come onto her IG Live,

no matter what. The world is, her usual foster care thing, which sounds really cynical that I'm sort of brushing it off, because all the foster care stuff is really good that she's doing it, and it's, it is important stuff, but it's also such like a blatant ploy by her to rehabilitate her image from last year when she basically kicked her NFUs to the curb. Well, yeah, you know, it's smart-low. So, I like the whole idea, it's like the glimmer shot day for, you know, these foster kids they get to go out and dress up and stuff and then they're just left on a corner with, you know, a Chanel bag and Some red paint on the bottom of their shoes, you know, so she they talk about that and then

Sonia comes over and they Sonia hasn't learned her lesson yet, so she still really loves Marlowe. Also, everybody's really me to Sonia on this show. So I think the B cast is really bonded. They're like, listen, if they're going to try and cut us out of everything, we're going to bond together and just make a better show without Kenya and Can be. And who else is being like that? I guess just Kenyane can be right. But it's not really working because it's like Sonia and Marla. So they get together and they're like cooing all over each other. And Sonia's like,

I'm a who cares? So Sonia's like, okay. She's in belt. So yes, she's like, Belk wants to carry mommy nation sweatshirts in their shop. Yeah, she's really excited about BELK. And then she starts talking about Marlow, and she's like, you know, breaks my heart at the Marlow, at the I know,

and the other girl that the other girls don't know. And like, when you're in the group, like whatever it is, like they bring the old Marlow out of you. I'm like, that's just Marlow. And when you talk, like, you know, like when you and me we talk, you know, I feel like you listen. But whenever you're talking to those women, you just lose it. It's almost like you're, you, it's almost like

you want to generate a huge scene. Like there's cameras there and you just want to be take over the entire moment. I don't know what it is. It's strange. So how's it called old Marlow when it's like in every scene? You know what I mean? There has not been one group scene where that Marlow hasn't been there. So why are you saying old Marlow like it's something that's sort of a in a bot? Current Marlow. That Marlow hasn't gone away.

It's not old Marlow. It's just Marlow. Still fresh Marlow. Fish. So Marlow is like, well, I do agree with you on that, Sonya, but I'm also going to disagree with you on that because that's how I deal with things now after therapy. So because it's Foster Friday, let me just say, did you hear it the table where Candy said she could fuck my flowers to send to my blood nephew?

And then I said, you're saying fuck my dead nephew and fuck my mom too. I'm like, no, she did not say fuck your dead nephew and fuck your mom too. No one said that. Yeah. And so she's saying like sister, she's like, no, mom, sorry. Every time I turn around, these heifers are bringing me down and I'm working so hard to be a better Marlow by, you know, paying someone off of Craig's list to come over to my house and talk to me a little bit.

And listen, when the girls are talking, there's nothing I can do right. Nothing at all that I can do right. And she's like, well, even if she doesn't like me, she can say, sorry about your sister. Like, why can't I get anything like that? You did. And we saw the scene of it happening. What are you talking about? You're bringing this up two years later.

The week later, you asked the woman to join up on your cameo. Yeah. I got out of here with this fake ass storyline. So then she's like, on a happier note, which is her way of saying, okay, that storyline is over. Oh wait, hold on. Before we end that storyline, I just have one question. I don't know if you can help me. When Melvin got shot, did he get flowers from Marlow, or did Candy Get flowers from Marlow? I'm just wondering, I know he's still alive, but he did get shot at work. So that would be nice if you gave his shit

to send Melvin some flowers or say, sorry about Melvin. Well, you know, there is an answer to that question, and I don't need him to say it because you already know. So Marlo is like, oh, no, I have to tell you something. I'm going on a date. I know it's what everyone's been waiting for. And he's Jamaican. So I was like, that's exactly what you needed.

So she's like, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just like tired of everyone always saying I'm a whore. I'm only dates, just like tired of everyone always saying, I'm a whore who only did it's old white man. Like no one's been between these legs in over four years for crying aloud. Don't believe you, you have a lot of money, where do you get your money? That's it.

And by the way, I'm not horsing you either. I'm whore, I'm whore praising you. Because if that is the truth and you're hoeing it out and you've made this kind of a life on hoeing it out, which I think you have, really well fucking done. And in a world of only fans and porn being basically normalized at this point, you know what I mean?

I would pivot, you know? I would pivot and be proud of it and become like a hero. I mean, you need a business. You can't just rent out your own, your one size clothes in the rest of your life that Ted Turner bought you allegedly. You're gonna need something else. I would suggest ho-coaching, you know? Yeah, ho-ching.

We could call it ho-ching. Yeah. So, Mar-Lo is, she's gonna be like, she's very excited for this, well, she's apprehensive, is she's gonna be like She's gonna she's very excited for this. Well, she's apprehensive, but she's gonna ask all sorts of questions of the guy She's gonna find out how much money does he have does he have a credit score is he in debt? Where's he from what are his interests and you know again? How much money do you have and Are you living your taxes and one more, how much money do you have? I was like, you know, the emphasis on asking

how much money the guy has is maybe not a great way to dispel any images people have of you being a prostitute, you know? I know. She wants that to be her personality to be funny, but then like, get mad at people when they suggested that's what she's doing. That's how she is.

Yeah, she's like, I don't sleep with men for money. How much money do you have? What's your tax bracket? Any debt? Any loans? It's time for commercial. It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like

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And Shirei is like, who are we fucking kidding? We're not walking. Here's the hot chocolate I bought you. Let's go sit down and ingest 500 calories while we fight. Yeah, exactly. So they do walk like three feet and then turn around and then find a bench, which is kind of funny. So candy is like I feel like every time I've been around you guys, I've been an argument this season and Trees like,

yeah, what's that about as if Shiree hasn't also poked the bear? So candy is like, you know, I'm just like I'm just reflecting too much negativity off of me or whatever. And Shire is like, you know, I'm just like, I'm just reflecting too much negativity off of me or whatever. And she's like, well, you know, with Marlow, you know, she said so much negative stuff about you last time. And then all it took was a bucket of chicken. So maybe this time it's like two buckets of chicken or something to fix it this summer. And we see him leaving some back in cheese on top of that. Yeah. And so Candy just laughs and starts asking Shire about her life. She talks about her grandbaby, but then she pivots to, okay, that was great. So I thought we were good on the reunion.

And then I hear you on other platforms talking negatively about my business. Dong, dong, dong. And Shire explains it pretty well, I think, where she's like, listen, you've got a huge following. And then it shows a close up of Candies in Stafalowers, which are like 10.6 million. And she's like, so when you say negative things about my business, that hurts my business. And I've always supported you. And I supported your store. And I supported your restaurant.

And that's when I have to say, no, because you do it in that Marlowe way, we're right now you're about to completely diss them and drag them on purpose with rehearsed lines. So you don't get to use that right now about how supportive you are. Also, you totally trashed Candy all last year and agreed that she was a whore who fucked her way to the top when Marlowe was coming for candy. So if you don't want somebody to spout off online about you, then don't call them a whore all year, maybe. That being said, candy is punching down. Okay.

I mean, it's funny. It's one thing we're making fun of it, but candy is like, she's punching down. She does have like a 10 million followers, which by the way, it's not like because she has 10 million followers. That's what has ruined she buys Sherea's reputation. Sherea ruins Sherea's reputation. But she's kind of punching down and then sort of surprise that like Sherea's upset about it. I kind of feel like I kind of want Candy to be like, yeah, I was, I mean, she sort of does say I was being shady, but Candie's like a little surprise. She's like, I thought it was being funny when the truth is that if anyone did come for Candie's businesses, the way she was being quote, unquote,

shady about she by Shere, Candie would lose her mind. She really would. So I actually kind of saw it with Shere on this. Well, I feel like Shere came for Cand Candy all season last year and then fought with her through a reunion, like kept it up and then was shot. And this wasn't just like, oh, Sheree didn't release her clothes right or her site didn't work right. This was a designer coming out and saying, this lady has not paid me. She took all of my, I built all of this stuff for her design.

She never paid me for any of it. She didn't even reimburse me for any of it. So I think if you're gonna come for somebody publicly and on national television and call them names and stuff like that, they're under no obligation to be nice to you and act like you haven't been teaming up with Marlow and going crazy.

Now, of course, the she and she by she and or whatever was shady, but why is Candy held to a different standard where everybody else can just drag her all season, but the second she does anything to them, everybody comes for Candy. Because I think it's just the punching down factor because Candy is just like so much attention to the housewives. So then because you're all on the same show. Well, maybe she should. If you're all on the same show. Well, maybe she should have. If you're all on the same show and it's considered punching down that one of you fights back, then everybody else is just a lot to stand around and throw stones at that person. That's not fair.

I don't want to watch that show. I want to watch where everybody's on the same level. Listen, whoever's richer, whoever's more famous, whoever has the most followers, you're all still on a housewife show. So the same. Well, here's my complaint that this did not happen on the show. Right. Like, here we're having another fight about something that happened on Instagram in between seasons, you know, how about you bring that energy onto the actual show? Well, her like her after show on YouTube or whatever candy does or whatever. But that's another

thing because they also have they also do the after shows where they all talk shit about each other. So a lot of the stuff is just stuff we haven't seen yet. But I'm kind of glad that they're acting like we've already all seen it so that we don't have to go on about it for five episodes. Yeah, um, so candy is, you know, she's basically like she thinks it's so odd that Shirei had this Gucci Gucci lunch in to make sure that everyone could mend relationships but then didn't address their issue. But Shere says that she just wants it. This goes so deep and so far back that she just wants it to have a conversation.

Girlfriend to girlfriend in a park in a mink with Luba Tanson. So Candy's like, well, I didn't mean to shade your business. I didn't understand how it was being shady. I just was merely broadcasting to my 10 million followers that you have a sham of an operation going on, but I didn't really personally think that was shady. And sorry, it's like, I mean, you're saying that my website didn't crash because of the demand,

but it absolutely did crash. And she's like, okay, but I went to that site on the day of, and it wasn't working. So, and she's like, well, did you buy anything? And she says, have you ever put, is anything for sale yet? Because it wasn't working when I went there. And she's like, it's been up two months. And she says, I haven't purchased anything

because when I tried to go there, the website wasn't working, which is like, hello. That's what she's saying, you know? But Shere is so bad, because she's trying to come for candy about this. But then candy is just saying like, yeah, but your business didn't work. And there was nothing to buy. So she's kind of coming back at her with with facts and then charade goes into one of her charade things where she's like, no, no, you don't understand what was happening.

We were getting kicked out of the back end. It was the back end. And that's what websites have. Their ends in the back. And so you try and go around, you try and get in, but you can't get in. And then when you do get in, you say, do you have baseboards?

Do you have baseboards? And that's why I moved the time because it was holiday. And it was the Sunday. So it was no one to open the back end because we were locked out of the back end. And what you're seeing is they opened another shop and then why would I lie about my site crashing? Like she doesn't even really understand

the logistics of how sites work or why they crash or what the back end is. So your site crashing is a shitty little site. You probably paid $20 a month for on the host alligator or whatever, host monster or whatever. And you had, you were on a show with millions of viewers who all tried to go on at the same time and it crashed a site.

So yes, I think the site did crash. The point is you weren't prepared and that's what she's, that's what she's clowning you for. Yeah, I love that Shere is like proudly advertising that her website crashed, like she's actually spinning it that way. And so I take back what I said a little bit earlier when I said that, I was talking about housewives

who can't help but be themselves. And I lumped Shre in with Candy and Kenya, but I should not have done that because Shre definitely cannot help being Shre. Like the fact that she does this whole monologue about all the reasons why the site did crash and why that's actually a good thing that I'm gonna It's her tagline and and like she's like proud that a crash and she starts saying these things She's like, I mean you go to fashion show you can't buy that stuff. It drops it for tons some drop at this time

And then if you more drop at this time and then if you more drop at this time and everything on my show is on my website No, because things got a drop. You know, yeah, by the way, you can't release my stuff in space because there's no gravity, so things can't drop. So that's what you gotta know. And you're like, what are you talking about, right? I love you. She's so crazy. So then she's like, yeah,

and was everything from the show on the site? No, of course not, because it has to be done in different drop. Nothing from this show is on the site. And then we even see pictures, they put up side by sides of what was shown in the show and then the stuff she buys off She in which everybody does now that said I

Think her argument is valid like what you had a store She's like candy you had a store that I wanted to support and you couldn't even watch that stuff once it all fell apart and Candy's like who cares? I didn't design it. It's like I bought I always said I was buying it We were selling other people's designs, but you're saying, you're selling Surrey designs, and then you're not serving Surrey designs. So you're lying, you're faking it to people. Yeah, and Surrey is like,

and what about the bad news about your restaurant? What about you didn't pass your health inspection? And Candy's like, but I went back and I passed it though. And then Candy actually has a slip of the tongue. She actually goes, but you know, and Candy's life, but I went back and I passed it though. And then Candy actually has a slip of the tongue. She actually goes, but you know, with your stuff, with like the she by she and stuff, and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, she by she's right. Now she by she and, definitely not she by she and.

And then they go boom, and they pause on black and white because we see that it's all closed from she and, it was all over the internet. The clothes are there with links to it. So then she changes to her, oh, then she changes to like, well, I came to your restaurant and I brought 12 people. Remember when I brought 12 people to support your restaurant, first of all, how much of that were you expecting to be comped? I know. I'm at that part of the news because that is expensive. And Shiree does not like to pay people. We all know that's like a plot line on the show.

And so she was like, and then we waited three hours for the food. And then when it did come, half of the stuff you were out of, and I never went on the radio, and I never did interviews about the bad service I had there or in your store. Candy doesn't care. She literally had an entire series dedicated to the bad service. At a restaurant. Okay, she made a whole show about it. We have Todd proudly announcing that he would not buy a generator for the restaurant because you know, pay for it. Well, that was a lady gang, but still.

Well, was she talking about blaze or old lady gang? Either way, the point is that Candy is not afraid to show how shitty the service is at a restaurant, okay? Yeah. And then it was back crap bringing 12 people to old lady gang. It's blaze that you brag about because that's like the expensive one, you know. And it is shitty service. I love it. Very friendly and warm service,

but things take a long time there. Well, we haven't been to blaze. We've only been to old lady gang. Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking about old lady gang in terms of that. Oh, God. My friend keeps playing. He plays the OLG.

Forces to walk down those stairs and then not wait on us forever and then give wait on us forever and then giving me some cold mac and cheese. We'll remember when we got there. When we showed up at like 130 PM, there were like three people there and like, sorry, it's a two hour wait.

Like a two hour wait. Yeah, but you can sit over here and maybe something will open up. So we said, we're like, okay, let's just sit down for a moment. And I went on to open table and they were all these tables. So I booked your table right then and there and I went back up to the wait, wait just like, oh, guess's just sit down for a moment. And I went on to open table and they were all these tables. So I booked your table right then and there. And I went back up to the weight,

we just go, oh, guess what? We have a reservation. Now she goes, oh, right this way then. I was like, you. I knew when we saw this show, we were like, oh, okay. That makes sense. It all makes sense. And so then, so Candy is like like you're trying to come for me

about now my clothes at tags. I don't care. Those are shit that I buy from China and put my name on, which is what I was telling you to do the whole time. Every no one, no one cares that you designed or did not design these clothes. What we were telling you was, you've talked about she by Shere for 10 years,

so all you have to do is go on she and buy the clothes and put your tag on them. It's what every housewife does, okay. Yeah, go do that. And it sounds like what candy is actually really upset is that charay acted too good for candy's advice and did it anyway and then didn't give candy credit in some weird way. Well, no, she's lying about it.

Well, she's saying, I'm too good to, I'm not gonna be like, you're a shitty store. Yeah. Put my tag on someone else's clothes. And then she does it and then lies about it and pretends that those are her designs. Those are not your designs. You're fucking lying about it.

Just lying about it. But then she sort of admits it too, because Candy's like, Candy's like, you said like that we were crazy for bringing it up and then you went and did the same thing like, you said that we were crazy for bringing it up, and then you went and did the same thing, you know, that we said you should do, and then it's like, well, but everyone in fashion does it. If I hire a production manager, drops, things drop, if you order about drops, I drop, fashion

drops, all the same thing. Candy is like, I told you that it wasn't good enough. Yeah, she just changes her tactic. Of course I do that. That's what everybody does. Like, oh my god. So then, um, Saray, now she's using that argument over and over and over. And Candy's like, I know everybody does it. That's why we suggested it the first time. And she's like, yeah, but you're making it sound negative now, like she by she in. And no, not she

by she in. Yeah. But yes, you just said that everybody does it. So why are you for it? It was such a ridiculous fight. And then then then Shreya starts going back to the stores because she can shrihat a store and Shreya is like, well, my store and your store are like, my stuff doesn't compare. And Katie's like, girl, that's because you're doesn't compare because your store doesn't exist anymore. And Shreya is like, well, but I closed it voluntarily, honey. I was going through a divorce. So I called her and closed it. And it was like, well, but I closed it voluntarily, honey, I was going through a divorce. So I found her, he closed it. And it's like, oh, why are we arguing about this? Yeah, candy.

Look, so basically, Candy gives her what she wants kind of. She's like, listen, I get why you're upset. I get that I went on my account and went on to a public platform and district business. And I will apologize for that. That wasn't cool with me. And she's like, okay, I appreciate that. Does not take back the multiple businesses that she just

slandered on national television, which was fine. And Candy just laughed it off. She's like, I don't need this from you. You know what I mean? Like, I don't, yeah. I'm not going in this with you, which I really love this is what I do love about them because this is this does remind me of old school Roni the way they could just eat, they just go at each other and then they

sigh, okay, I've had enough and then they just hug and they're like happy again. And so like Shere is like, yeah, I'm on a healing journey. I'm a healing journey. I went to Salt Lake City recently and I learned about healing journeys and I'm on a healing journey. I went to Salt Lake City recently and I learned about healing journeys and I just had to go on one myself and it's not here I am, I'm really, really feeling. She goes, healing journey. You know, I feel like we did make some trainway.

It's like, what the fuck is trainway? It's not clearly not headway, it's just trainway. It's like, what is trainway? It's trainway where you just don't have to actually apologize for anything you did wrong. It just too too on. Like, where are you? What is Trainway? This Trainway where you just don't have to actually apologize for anything you did wrong and just too too on. Like, what is it? She's literally working on the high speed rail in California. She's like, well, we did work on that railway while we're

fighting, so that's the goodness. Thank God for Trainways. So, can you and Brooklyn are making cookies and Brooklyn's like, I wanna eat some. And she's like, I don't think you can eat the raw chocolate Brooklyn, but read the package. And Brooklyn's just eating it. Yeah, she's reading the package.

And then Sonia and Ross are in a car talking about like her cycle and having sex and Marlos with her manager Ty talking, and Ty is telling Marlo about how great foster care Fridays are and her big dates tomorrow. And then we wind up with Candy and Todd. And Candy's reading the pitch for Todd's script. And it's like when a couple gives each other one night off from fidelity, their lives are turned upside down as their one night of pleasure

is turned into a tool of deception. And Todd Tucker's upcoming movie, Shmin' Decent Slaposal. So she's, you know, some business meeting. So he's like, oh, we've got the script done, and then we see actress slash producer Reese is there with them. And he's like, and you know, you saw the deck, right? Can I type cast you, you know, you can lick on some women in the movie. I can't just put anybody in that role, Candy. And she's like, you know, you mentioned Drew playing the wife, but I don't know that

might be kind of awkward, you know, because I don't want to play opposite Drew. And she basically doesn't want to make it, I would drew in the movie, you know, and Candy is like, you know, I have already on a TV show where I had like a girlfriend and I kind of don't want to do that character again, especially with Juicidora, you know, I don't really want any, he's like, you don't want to, I don't want to be too sad. She's saying, I've been in a show where I had a girlfriend play a character and I didn't want to be in a similar situation.

I think she means Porsche when Porsche was in her play, member. No, she was on, no, Candy was played in the, I know, on the show, on the show time show. Yeah, it wasn't, but I think she's saying, I've had, I've been in a production with the girlfriend before, meaning poor, I thought she was talking about Porsche in the play, but I don't know. I guess the audience will tell us one way or another.

But she doesn't want to be withdrew in this thing. But um, Talod's like, yeah, you don't want to be typecast is the mm-mm. And she's like, as a girl, he's going to be turning people out. So I don't know what this, I don't know what this plot is. But they're making it sound more interesting. I have to say. Yeah, I mean, candy's this, well, it's a sexual thriller. So candy is candy's base. Like, are you really sure you want Drew Sador to play that role? What if she, what if she, uh, Tara's in a killi's during the table read and Todd's like, yeah, cause I think she has the look and the act and then all of a sudden Todd becomes like inside the actor studio.

He's like, I really felt like, uh, the character fitter like, like it was her. Like when I was conceiving it, I was like, that's like, I really felt like the character fitter, like, like it was her. Like when I was conceiving it, I was like, that's true. That's just, that's Drew Sadorah in that role. I was like, okay. You're like, who do you know in this circle who's an actress? He would take, who'd be willing to perform in this role, Drew Sadorah. So then we go to chef chess to the over at Drew's house. I just want to say one last thing. I thought it was funny,

because Todd's upset that Candy is being hesitant about taking the role. And he's like, if this was a big movie and not my independent low budget film, and they call you and say we want you to play against Drew Sodorra, you would do it. Are you not gonna do that? She's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna do that.

That's such talk about false equivalencies. The whole point is your movie is nothing It's like a tiny little movie you can't say act like oh if I were Steven Spielberg you do it like hell Yeah, of course you would do it Todd stop trying to get me and I mean you can talk into anybody into anything with that kind of logic like yeah Hey, are you gonna do my movie all Pacino? No What if I was Roman Polanski? Oh, okay, sure. Maybe not. Maybe no again, but like, what if I,

what if I were James Cameron? I'm not a Roman Polan. I don't know. I was trying to think of Al Pacino. What if I were Woody Allen? Okay. It's the most problematic of all time. The point is, I'm already done.

I'm already done. He's just mainly Al Pacino era. I was like done. You stuck me in the outfit, you know, era. I was like, you directed that movie where he dances. Al Pacino dances. Oh, the kiss of the dance lady. Oh, the scent of a woman. Scent of a woman. Tango.

Yes. I have that soundtrack. It's a great soundtrack. Chris. What was that Chris character and the kid who was that blonde kid? Oh, yeah. Then he disappeared. He was like Robin and then he just disappeared. He's on NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles. Chris.

He is. I think he is. And remember he was in fried green tomatoes. Remember? I just feel like he's like Ricky Spoon. I feel like he's like just a matrix. Ricky's, Ricky Schroeder. Ricky Spoon. Ricky, so look at the tree. People are going.

Chris Adonal. Okay. Yeah, I don't care. a matrix Ricky's, Ricky Schroeder, Ricky Spoon, Ricky, so we got to look at the picture. Chris Adonal. Okay. Yeah, I don't care. Love to talk. Okay. So then we go to Drew's house and Chef Chasdys there. She's always there, which again leads me to the question and again, listening to the

Bravo docket and Ralph trying to get spousal support and all this stuff from Drew saying that she's the one making the money and she makes more than him. Does she though? How? And where are you guys getting all this money that you literally have a private chef every day? Because at first I thought, okay, Chastity is here occasionally or only when they're shooting to look fancy, but Chastity's over there all the time. Oh, do you have to be like legit rich, don't you?

Well, yeah, I mean, well, credit card, credit card limits are a blessing sometimes. And the thing is that I feel like when they came on to the show, the whole thing was that Ralph worked in tech, and he made his money in tech, and he does tech stuff. And I always got the sense that like, true was a child star, had been in movies, but like, he was working in tech, and he was getting, bringing in the money,

and it was gonna let her follow artistic pursuits, but now we're supposed to believe the woman who has the 30,000 streams on Spotify is the one who's the breadwinner. I don't know, Chastity better make sure those paychecks are coming through. Yeah, that's why I think that's another reason, you know, I don't know, but she's still there. And then Drew's like, hey Chastity, you're gonna cook for everybody tomorrow at the set. I'm like, for your 50 people on the set, day? Sure, Chastity, you'll just knock that out for $5. It's like that's going on over there.

It's also 8 o'clock right now, Drew. If you wanted to cook for everyone tomorrow, you gotta let her go the store. Yeah, give her some time, lady. It's called pre-time. She's just talking, you know, she's just talking to her mom about how she's so excited to do a real video and she's gonna be roller skating

and she's just excited. And then it says production wraps at 10.30 pm. Two hours later, Allison arrives. And so we're thinking, oh shit, something bad is about to happen because production's already wrapped. And now we're on like a producer cam, like what's about to go down. So Allison shows up and she's really late. So you're like, oh, here it comes, here it comes.

Andrew is like, so great Allison's here. Ralph went to bed though. Oh, cool. Cool. So now we go through the video shoot at the roller ring, okay? And rage is like, it's time, it's time, it's time. Do not let distractions bother you. And she was like, you know, the vision for my video is women empowerment and roller skating

and me meeting my man later at night because you already know. I love that. You know, that's what I think of, like, when I think of a women impairment, I'm like, yeah, roller skating and the meeting guy afterwards, it's like such a potent image, you know. Yes, the only happy ending can be actually finding a man. So wow, that's really empowering. Love it. Love it.

And he's on top of a Taylor's store. It's crazy. So Ken and Courtney and Courtney show up in costume. Courtney is like, yeah, we are. She's like in full wicked witch mode. And Janette's there and Allison is there.

And at one point Ralph walks over to Janette and is like talking to Janette and Allison walks away. And like it's a, that's a moment because it's like talking to Jeanette and Allison walks away and like it's a, that's a moment, because it's like a family fractured. Ralph fractures everybody. Basically. Ralph has a good relationship with nobody. It's basically how this family works, right?

And so Raid's is like, we gotta go, let's do it, let's do it. And this wasn't last week. This is this week where Drew can't skate. I just love this. I thought it was so funny. And she's like, look, I learned to skate just yesterday and still can't do it.

So they have to basically push her around this roller rink the whole video. And by the way, last week's drama, I believe with the video was that it was like, oh, we're gonna cast a hot guy instead of Ralph for the video. And it was like, oh, we're gonna cast a hot guy instead of Ralph for the video and it's like, well, Ralph be upset, but Ralph wasn't upset. It's still like, oh, shoot.

Okay, well then let's have Ralph be in the video after all, but Ralph, now you have to take off your shirt. Well, Ralph be upset and Ralph was like, okay, I'll take off my shirt. It's like, oh, all right, well, I guess that's that for last week. That was pretty funny though. It was a good plot.

Just like, I have to tell my husband, he's not sexy enough to be in our video. He's fat now. He's like, what? He's not fat. How is this a plot? Yeah. So, Shrine Candy were no shows for this music video shoot, which is too bad. And now Drew is with us. I'm sure I'm going to come be in your music video. No, ma'am. Yes, she's like, let me just revive my candy girl persona and put myself right into your music. Right. So let's see. So basically we just see everybody there. Ralph and Allison have a scene where he comes up and he's nice to her, so she cries.

And he tells us there's a lot of things that Allison's done in a rough relationship, but I just wanted to see how she's doing during her time. And he's wearing a sweater that says, give Enchi, really big, give all she, really big. And they make up. And then everybody starts crying. And she's like, oh my god, you guys, they use so much for being a part of this. I'm like, it was a roller skating video. You can't even skate. You just got pushed in a circle for an hour. You were, you were told along like a car in a movie, just movie shoot, you know,

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you should be given credit for all the work they did on this video shoot. Your chef Chasthy, okay? I think she worked longer for this day is food than you have ever worked for this music, okay? Or like Kenya one point is like this is just like a low key version of like Beyonce's blow video and that's that's basically what it is. And of course, that's what that is what Drew would do, which is like like next, the next video is gonna be her black and white, like rolling around on a beach being like,

I'm drunken in in love feelings. She's like my bogey board, my bogey board. That's it. Drunken in passion. Anyway, we go to Marlow getting ready for her. Go at her date and have her big fake date night. And she's like, oh, I'm like a 16 year old on my first date.

She's like, I can't believe I have my boobs out. Who are it? Would you stop? We've been watching you on this show for a year. Last week, she actually said, what if he touches my butt? I was like, you fucking pull out your, your, your Apple pay. And you make him scan your QR. That's what you fucking do. The square square thing. So then Mar you fucking do. Get the square thing. So then Marlow's now in a car being driven and she's like, please Lord, do not let me cough,

which I like that because we heard her cough earlier this evening. I was like, so the driver starts to pray for Marlow that she won't cough. And Marlow's talking about how she's just like really hoping this guy's gonna be sexy and rich and all that stuff. And so she calls Sonja and she's like, hey, worry, I'm going my day and you didn't even check it on me. And Sonja's like, oh yeah, well cool, let's see this outfit. Cool. Hey, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I was at Drew's music video today.

And Marlow's like, oh, well, that's nice. I guess I didn't get the invitation, huh? Why would Drew call you? Why would she invite you? So I was like, well, I'm gonna call her on FaceTime and tell her I got a date. She's so fake. When I call her, she just might flip over because she's so fake.

I hate fake people. Stupid fake bitch. Hi Drew, you're so beautiful. What are you doing? Drew got your gorgeous true gorgeous Just like I'm shooting my video you look so gorgeous in that video She's like well, I'm shocked that you're calling me she's well I just want to say congratulations, and I'm just like really nervous right now because I'm on the way to a blind date and just like

Okay, like are you serious? It's just like why is Marlow calling me right now? We I'm on the way to a blind date. And Drew's like, okay, are you serious? Drew's like, why is Marlow calling me right now? We're like in a fight. So Marlow, in case people did not pick up on what Ronnie was saying, Marlow, who was just complained about Drew being fake, is the one who's truly being fake right now, actively calling up Drew to pretend to be friends,

to learn to entrap Drew into being fake with Marlison fakery, and then she can accuse Drew of being fake, when you're gonna be the truth. I'm actually not fake at all. Drew's actually real. So yeah, just to keep it real, I need an apology from you, like what the fuck? And she goes, oh well baby, I'm sorry then.

She's like, well, if we were friends, then you've gotta be able to, I mean, I need to know that we're good. And she's like, okay, then I do apologize. And I'll be honest, I didn't know you were that upset about me saying, fuck you to me. Because I'm from Florida, or saying, fuck you to you. Because I'm from Florida.

And you're from Chicago, but Florida, I mean, listen, you know, Florida, Florida, she's going to high. With when you're in Florida, like we say like, hey, bitch, what you doing? Hey, bitch, what are you up to? And Drew's like, but not with that energy though. And Rose, absolutely, I accept that. I receive that.

And so Drew goes, oh really, well, let me finish. I don't even like how you're showing up as a friend and Marla just hangs up on her. She's like, oh, enough. And then here comes Marla. She couldn't even fake it for one car ride where she was gonna pretend to be a good person. She's like, and after she just went off on a monologue

about how fake somebody else is, that person held her feet to the fire for two seconds. And Marla went from, oh, gorgeous. Straight into bitch shut up that fake stupid fat bitch. Bitch, you do too much bitch. You were around You're so fucking ugly. Your wig is buckling up on the phone Bitch, you're built like a whole square. You're a bad body. Your man doesn't even want you He's not he's busy looking at this voluiciousness. Is that the word and then her gay driving is like

But love to with me and check but up just this then Wow, but you're just range want to be an actress. It's like, you were the one who was being totally obnoxious and totally free. She sucks. She sucks. Marlowe sucks. So then we go to the staple up.

It's our first date in a strip mall, which she's mad about, but I don't know. I think it's that kind of town where there's a lot of things in a strip mall. And some's mad about. But I don't know, I think it's that kind of town where there's a lot of things in a strip mall. And some of our nicest dry straws where I live are in a strip mall, damn it. Back off the strip malls. And the food at this place actually looked pretty good.

And then you know me, of course I went to Yelp and I looked it up and it had like about 120 reviews. It had four stars, which is, you know, we like to have a four and a half star restaurant personally, but like, you know, four stars is, okay, I think for the, for the, the restaurants that they go to on the show, like, considering that old lady gang is like somewhere in like the two and a half region, four is like pretty good. And the menu look good. So I gave a thumbs up to continent.

So Marlow walks in and she meets her date and his name is Scott Lee. And they hug and she's like, oh, you smell good. He's like, yeah, I have to smell good for you She'll go. Wow. And she gives her a Normus arrangement of roses Like they're so many. It was huge. Yeah, I need doing the like you're so sexy and she's like, oh Yeah, I need doing the like you're so sexy and she's like, oh, I'm just a girl. You know, she's trying to pull off this fake date. Nobody's really buying it. And so she's like, well, they get pepper prawns, okay? And she's like, I won't touch the head. Let's just taste the body of it. And then we get sexy eating and he's like, yeah, second eat the head,

suck the head. And I'm like, I've never done that before. I'm just a girl. Yeah. And so, he is like 39, which is surprising, because I definitely thought he was like 53. And she was like, oh, okay, well, that's fine. By the way, this is actually probably the best person for Marlow because this guy is a chef. So, you know, if people always say chefs are crazy and I feel like the perfect pairing for a chef would be someone like Marlow. I actually see this is like working really well. Marlow is not looking for somebody.

Sorry, I'm sorry to break it to you. This is all a lie. It's all a lie. But, you know, enjoy, enjoy buying it. Okay. So she asks him if he has any skeletons in his closet This is all the lie. This is all the lie. You know, enjoy buying it. Okay. So she asked him if he has any skeletons in his closet and he's like, oh, I've been locked up a couple times.

And she's like, oh my God, it's meant to be. Me too. Let's get married. And he goes, oh, like Bonnie and Clyde. And she's like, oh my God, thank Jesus. Now, I've got a new member to the iconic ex-con story. And so he's, she's so excited that they, uh, they both have a record. Because they tease this. They tease this like last week and all the way this episode like, oh no, he went to jail

a few times. Like Marlow's looking for Prince Charming and this is what she gets, but she's so happy. She's like, oh, thank God, thank God, because she's not, she knows she won't get judged. She doesn't even be, she's not even, does she even ask why she, why he got thrown in jail at all? She's like, no.

She doesn't ask. The longest he says was six months, his longest and was six months. And so she's like, wow, this is so romantic. I just feel like I'm 15 again. Wow, you know, most guys don't really know how to romance a woman, but you sure do the way you were talking about sucking head and being in prison. God damn it, you're romantic.

He's like, listen, I'm a man, man. And you're here to be spoiled right now. So enjoy that shrimp head and this oversized bundle of flowers. Because I'm going to roll out the red carpet for you, although I don't actually have a red carpet, but that was more of a metaphor. No, so she's on Kenya's fake ass man story line. So have fun with that.

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