Watch What Crappens - #2107 RHOC: No, Bu

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

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the products. Yeah. It's our capital. It's our tribute to capitalism. So everybody join us for that. And today, Real Housewives of Orange County, season 17, episode seven. Oh, no, boo. You didn't. Such a good episode. Oh my God. I loved it. I love that Orange County is really like firing

on all cylinders right now. I was really enthralled by everything that happened here. Well, so is the show. And they think that maybe I think they think that people are just coming into the show. I don't know, but they're doing that fade to black fade up as if someone has been killed and we're gonna see the aftermath and then three months before, they're doing that bravo thing where it's like, shum fade up, something horrible is happening.

Fade down fade up. We see the seeds of it happening months ago. Usually they do that for a big fist fight or I don't know, murder, something like that. But this time is Gina and Emily having lunch. And I just love the balls of this show to take the two most boring characters and try to make the most interesting fade to black

and fade back up of all time. And I have to say it kinda worked. Yeah, and by the way, I really applaud Emily Simpson on this episode because she missed the cast trip because of a COVID result. And she just worked overtime to just stir shit up with everyone. And that was great.

Like she did some great, great work this week. I was like, you know what? You have earned your orange. I'm not sure about Gina. And someone on our Patreon, I believe, proposed a theory that the producers were generating fake COVID results for Gina and Emily to test what the chemistry is like without them at big events, which I love that theory. I'm all about it.

One about the other. Yeah, like, do we need that both? Can we just have one? How did this go? So love thinking that that might actually be a reality. It is a very good theory. And guess what? It doesn't matter. We don't need them together, which I think is if they are doing that, that's what we've discovered in all of this is we don't need them. And they're actually kind of better when they're apart. We saw Gina completely losing it

and falling apart last week without Emily. We saw Emily more generally have a good time without having to deal with Gina. Then we saw this episode them ganging up together against someone, and I don't like when they do that. I really don't. Sometimes I like a good gang up. I don't like it from them. I'll also say Emily is great. She's a great shister. I think she's actually really funny too. And I think she's kind of the Greek chorus of the cast. I will give her credit for all that. I like Emily a lot better than Gina. That said, the thing that kills me about Emily are her home scenes.

I think they're terrible. They're terrible. This whole thing with your mom is stupid. Emily is hearty. But we also saw the exact same thing in 2019, and you want me to still worry about you crying when you've done nothing since 2019 to fix this relationship.

Like, lady and your daughter being a model, don't give a fuck and shame coming home. Shame. Don't care. Okay, I don't even like your dogs and I love dogs. So. Yeah, right. Emily's home stuff is not great.

She knows home stuff is not great. That's actually always been a thing that has really undermined them is that their home stuff is not great. Gina's home stuff is not great. That's actually always been a thing that has really undermined them is that their home life is not interesting. I mean, the truth is that most real housewives, home lives are actually not that fascinating, which is fine. But there's just something about Emily and Gina that just their home life just is really, really unappealing. And, you know, if I had to choose one,

it would be hard. I think I would lean towards Emily. Cause Gina is very stupid. And so that's a big asset on a show like this because this stupidity creates chaos and that generates a lot of, you know, for a momentum group scenes. But then Emily is a good shifter and she's funny.

And that also helps. So I don't really know which one I pick, but yeah, their home lives are just really abysmal and I think that we just should never see their home lives anymore. Yeah, but like who's our great? They all kind of sat, right? Like how their scenes aren't great,

tameras, home scenes aren't great. This show isn't really doing well because of home scenes. Although I do like Samhins. Shannon's home scenes are great. There's always like a sense of spiraling. Yeah. Heather's are good too because they're always so obnoxious that I always wind up laughing. Okay, yeah, I mean, listen, if you're into that sort of thing,

it's not my kink, but if you're into obnoxious, I mean, Heather definitely gets obnoxious. We love obnoxious. You know, if Heather was fisting, wait, if obnoxiousness was fisting, Heather would be sitting on the cone. Heather, no, I think that the heather would have a, well, would she be the fister or would she be the fister? No, she's heather, but if, if, if the, but if noxious is her kink and fisting, if, if noxiousness was a kink, like fisting and obnoxiousness is your kink, then you like watching fisting.

Then Heather is like watching someone sit on a traffic cone. I don't know why I'm still trying to make this work, but yes It's not my kink, but I can respect that some people like it. Yeah, some people are really into it Not I don't know if fisting is really for me, but Me neither. I would just say it's the first kink I thought of. Just like. Anyway, so going back to this opening, very serious music is playing.

Like Ronnie said, it's so serious that we think that like... there's been a terrible accident, or there's just been a bombshell moment, but it really is just like Emily and Gina having lunch and Gina just complaining. Just you think, I think the head is not a good friend. Cause Emily's like, so how was Montana and then we get a flashback of how they're going? For you to shit talk my career, fuck you. And note that I say fuck you and not fuck off.

I do not want to have to correct this. A fourth time And her church lady face. I said fuck. I said I said it Yeah, and then we get a clip of Tamer going Brian walked into my jam and he said I'm gonna fuck I And Gina's in a clip going that is why I can't do this talking about enough Yeah, and then we cut back to black stuff, black stuff with Gina. She's like so much stuff,

you know what I mean? Honestly, I'm so man, in here, the wrong, you know. And then we see we flash back again, black up, black up. To Gina going, Tamara said she says something about, they, you know, you wait, Tamara said she said something about 1900.

1900 is something. Right. Tamara said that about your career, Heather, and Heather's like, but I asked Tamara, I said, did you say that? And she said, no. So then Emily is like, so then she goes and tells Tamara that like it was that I was

sorry Gina was saying like then she goes and tells Tamara that I was talking shinabal ha and then we see I had their flashback. Gina saying Tamara's maligning your career and then Tamara goes she wasn't there so I don't know why she tried to cause problems. Fade out, fade to black. Well, two things. First of all, you were talking shit about her to Heather, but Heather should be a better friend than that. That was very bad. That's very bad.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is bullshit. This whole thing, this whole complaint that Gina has is the biggest bullshit of all time. Gina, who done, who spent who picked off last season by ratting out Shan and Gina's very close friend Shan and to Heather Omen she just met at that nobu party parallels and then she's going to complain that when she goes and says something to Heather and Heather's like really and then Heather

confronts Tamer about it that Gina Gina who already brought a something to Heather and Heather's like really? And then Heather confronts Tamra about it, that Gina, Gina who already brought a bone to Heather, is now gonna play in that Heather brings a bone to Tamra. Like no, no, no, no, I will not accept this from you. But I don't know that it was a bone. I thought it was a tattletail. Like Heather was coming and she was going, well, Gina said that you might find my career

that you weren't being sincere, that you're trying to do blah, blah, blah. Which is exactly what Gina just did. Which is exactly what Gina just did. And that's exactly what Gina just did. Gina just had a tale to Heather. They all do it, right? I mean, I get that, but I think that Heather is, the thing that's bothering me is Heather,

I don't like Heather, but also Heather is treating Tamara like Tamara's like large margin prison, you know? And she's like, this is the information she's bringing to like kiss the mob leaders ass. And I don't know, I don't think Rose have there. I think that like, she, Gina told her that Tamara's talking shit. So Heather's like, I heard your tongue shit,

Gina said you were talking shit. I think that's like a fairly normal progression and it may not be like something I would do to a friend because I, she does, she does, you know, like she didn't have to say Gina told me this, but she does say that. But Gina's acting as if she doesn't do this literally every episode. So I just don't want to hear it from Gina. Well, but she wasn't telling her new information.

Gina had heard just what Tamra had said or what Taylor had said in front of everybody. Taylor said, well, Tamra, she was just saying, listen, Taylor said right at the table that Jean, that Tamra was making fun of you. So, she said that Tamra opened your IMDB and was saying, you haven't done something since the 1900s, which was true. So, she's pointing out to Heather, listen, you're acting like Tamra's your great friend, but she was also making fun of you with Taylor. Why are you only mad at Taylor? Like, this doesn't make any sense. Like Like I think she was trying to help Heather. If it makes any sense.

I don't mind what Gina said to Heather. But I'm just saying, then she's acting all offended, being like, I'm not even sure she's a friend. Because I think Heather, what Heather just brought to Tamara, I don't think was like the craziest thing in the room. It was so uncrazy that when it happened, I don't think any of us even thought like, oh my God, what a violation of girl club right now.

We're just like, okay, whatever. It's just like more like chatter. And then Gina, who has literally done what Heather's done like so many times with a course of her run on this show, now all of a sudden, it's like, oh my God, I can't believe she would do that to me. It's like, I don't want to hear that from you, Gina. Okay, I just don't want to hear it from you.

Uh, so then we flash to black and then flash back up, fade back up. And Gina's like, so then I try to quote Travis and Heather drops me and she's like, clip, Travis is your boyfriend, not your therapist, which by the way is good advice you should listen to her. And then we cut back to Gina and she's like, and then the next night, a dinner.

And then we see that clip of Shannon saying, well, I'm just saying I wonder how much longer. Oh, he's gonna put up with it. That's what I said. That's what I said. And Gina's like, oh my God, can you believe she would say that? By the way, Shannon totally said 50% of that sentence and is not getting any heat either.

So that's, again, I just feel like Gina, I said this last week, Gina does this to someone every single season. I'm just like a great on that. Yeah, I just feel like Gina, I said this last week, Gina does this to someone every single season. I'm just, I'm sick of it. We'll be on that. Yeah, Gina's done this every, Gina's horrible. So she's like, I'm just saying that one specific case,

I think she was trying to bring something to Heather to be like, I don't question that. I agree. I'm trusting this Tamra check because Tamra's obviously talking behind her back even though she's acting innocent right now. I agree. I don't think, I don't have, even though she's acting innocent right now. I agree.

I don't think, I don't have any issues that Gina's saying that to Heather. I'm just saying. I have issues with Gina's, Gina just like using this as the cornerstone of her argument as to why she doesn't want to be friends with Heather anymore. Well, she does that. You know, if you ask if anything of Gina

and a relationship, she immediately drops you. And that's what she's done every single. Every single single. And that's so far. Exactly, and my theory is, Heather called out Gina in the very first episode for being an absentee friend. I mean, like Gina's poor, Heather's rich. Like Gina's got to like be there as a friend

because the rich person has invested in you now. But like Gina, like has been a bad friend, Heather calls her out on it. And now I think Gina is looking for an escape route. So that way she's not the bad one for rooting the friendship. Yeah. Yeah. So just maybe what you just said. Well, yeah, that's what we were saying last week, but yeah, I mean, it's exactly what she's doing. She decided she doesn't like Heather. Heather called her out. And so now she's going to make Heather the enemy, right? And she's gonna come for Heather,

and she knows it with Emily's help. You know, they're bulldozers, they can come through together. And I think it's so funny that she's gonna actually turn on Heather's no boo party, because that's when she turned on Shannon at the no boo party, which you've already pointed out, but it's just so, poetically, it's so nice. She's like a lazy season of no loyalty.

I mean, they're like gluing chats. They're gluing chats to her loyalty card because she's like negative whole punches in loyalty card. Gina's like the least loyal person I've ever seen. And that's saying something negative. They're filling her they're filling in her loyalty card again. They're doing it back whole punches from other loyalty cards on to her loyalty card. So yeah, Gina's life. Well, he has having a sushi party on Friday and she will acknowledge my feelings or I will not continue a friendship with her. I'm like, okay, says the lady who's going to be having like non grocery store sushi for the first time in three years on Friday.

Yeah, exactly. And then they've added this back in. I haven't noticed this this season, but I think since so many of this cast is Fox News adjacent, even though you know, I don't love to get political, but let's face it, guys, in Source County. I think so many of them are that they've added in back that Fox News worse, just obviously a guy doing what I just did going whoosh. And now they've added that back into the slides.

Because this show really does feel very fair and balanced at so many times. It really does. I mean, it's so real. No, it's so real. No, it's so real. No, it's so real. No, it's so real. It's like the Bill O'Reilly of Housewives.

Well, just loud. Tamara is kind of the Bill O'Reilly of Housewives actually. I speaking of loud, Tamara is kind of the Bill O'Reilly of Housewives, actually, I'm gonna say. She's like kind of the Fox News host of Housewives. She just yells in your face until she gets her damn. She invites guests on and then calls them names and screams at them and then cuts them off and then cuts her camera feed.

She does sort of look like she could be a host of Fox and Friends, but although of Tamara on it, and probably called Fox and bitches, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, speaking of Fox news and speaking of Tamar,

we then see things going on around, around town and it's Tamarah, where their son Ryan, who has probably listened to that Jason Aldean song, 45 times already. He is so, he's such a fucking poser sitting in the kitchen in his full cosplay and his full cowboy hat in the kitchen. Give me a fucking, you are so sad. Cut off his fucking

feed the yellow stone. Okay. Luzer rich kids have done this in the past few years. Like I'm a coyote boy now. Like is that supposed to make it better? Which fucking asshole. Literally the worst. So yeah, I guess Tamer's dog died and there's some ashes and she's giving ashes to everyone and Ryan's like, cool, he's gonna sell them to a pawn shop afterwards. Tamer's like, okay, if you the ass end.

It's like, thanks. The ass end of the ashes. She came from the ass end of the ashes. Did they, did they cremate this dog in pieces? Like, okay, do the ass next? I'm a little bit better since it's funny. So then Ryan and Jen are kayaking next to each other and we're-

Talk about fair and balanced, literally balanced and fair skinned Jen. Sorry, let's allergic to the scene. Ryan's such a fucking liar. I'm allergic to lies. Yeah, they're kayaking, which is great. So they're a lot of vessels. Yeah.

Emily and Shane are with their kids at the dinner table. They're really boring. And then we go, Emily is like, I'm gonna have a party at your mom's house. Have you ever seen a slip and slide, Annabelle? And Annabelle's like, fairly live-in. Jane goes adult women. Exactly. So then I'm like, is that a king of snark? That's just like a king of, he's sort of like losing his touch there. He's like just adding it exactly to things. It's sort of like, I don't know if it's a king of snarkism.

No, he doesn't really have the magic anymore. And I love that he's making fun of immature women when he literally just got a job at age 50 and is walking with a tiny little backpack with his lunch inside of it because pack full inside of it. He's like, he literally looks like like Tom Hanks at the end of big when he turns back into a boy and he's wearing like all the adult clothes like too big on him. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then we got a Shannon and John and we don't see John much these days, but we get him now and he's like, uh, Shannon, they're on his boat and he's like, Shannon, get that midline

on and we're good, okay? Get the midline on Shannon midline. Hello, Dr. Newport Beach. It's like, Beach. Just a cast of two. Okay, well, we'll get that midlight. Okay, here we go. Oh, and we ever docked. Ha, ha, wow. Oh, we are docked. So they're going to cook dinner.

And Shannon tells us, well, we don't actually, we don't cook dinner at Johns often because, because I have all the stuff. I have the stuff. I have the, I have the salmon, I have the cream cheese, and I have the lemon slices. That's all you need for a good dinner. Now, John and I rarely have dinner because I have this stuff. So, Edy, where's the olive oil?

And she's looking through all of his cabinets. And she's like, well, as far as John cooking for me, I think he's done it. Oh, oh, oh, one time. One time. And then she opens a fridge and drops out like a jar of mayonnaise or something. I'm like, oh, gee. Oh, what?

What did did did I break it? Did I break the shelf? What? Well, you know what, John, this shelf should be a little bit higher. I'm a little concerned about your your refrigerator, Fennjway. And then she tells us John and and I, because she keeps saying, John and I over and over. So we get, I think she's just trying to keep convincing herself

that there are a couple, because they're apparently already real problems. Because every time she talks about them, she says, well, John and I never have dinner at this house. John and I have talked about when the kids go to school, but we haven't talked about details. John and I are about to have dinner. John and I are you sitting down?

Oh, I'm sick. It's hot. John and I just drop mayonnaise out of. John and I are you sitting down? Oh, I'm sick. It's hot. John and I just drop mayonnaise out of the fridge. That wasn't hot. I get that. Just what couples do. Yeah, John and keep it on opening the fridge and things keep on falling out.

Yeah, yeah. Am I opening this fridge the wrong? Am I approaching this fridge like a relationship the wrong way? What's going on? I think it's keep falling out. He's like, open it more softly, please. And he's like, well, I do I have hope that John and I will spend the rest of our lives together.

Not sure. But we have a lot of work to do and we have kids at home. We're not in any rush, according to John. You still have mayonnaise on too low of a shelf. So we can see where his commitment lies and it's on the wrong shelf. I can't help but feel like that teetering mayonnaise was there as a safeguard for me going in for snacks in the middle of the night. Now he'll always know if I'm doing a nigella loss in there. Okay fine, you caught me. And when she says we're not nanny rush. She does my favorite shanning thing where she does shrug hands. She doesn't shrug with her shoulders. She puts her hands flat.

She's like shrug. So she's like, so what did you think the other night when Sophie and Reese were talking about marriage? And we get a flashback to like a family dinner and the kids are saying that they're thinking of getting married, but Reese goes, yeah, I was thinking, though, after we both graduate, he's the Shannon mouth. Thank you. Thank you. Well, I love it. She's like, yeah, I was thinking though, after we both graduate, he's chatting in the mouth. Thank you. Thank you. Well, I love it. She's like, oh, remember how they were talking about marriage? And we cut to him.

She goes, are you getting married? He's like, maybe after we graduate. Friend dinner? Because you're graduated from dinner, you can leave the table and marry my daughter, so I can be a mother. My mother of the bride's dress, it looks like a wedding dress and John can get the hint and beg me to marry him already.

And put manly is on a reachable shelf. I couldn't tell if she was excited that they'd be getting married after like when her thank you was her thank you, a thank you of, oh thank God, they're going to get married or was it a thank you of, oh thank God, they're not going to get married while they're still in college. I don't know because I don't think I think Sophie is an enigma to her because she has run away and become a Christian and Santa's like, what do I do with this, you know, but she's also or not, but then we see her with the twins, and the twins are like the complete opposite. They're just like, whatever, pay for it. I'm on a $5,000 purse. So I don't know. She's, I don't know. I can't read it. Yeah. So she's, well, you know, some people, okay, let's get my hands up for this one.

Some people rush into things and I choose to take my time and they were red flags with David. And I didn't pay attention to them. I mean, literally we were walking along the beach and it was high tide. Lots of little red flags. And I said, no, I'm going in the ocean. And I nearly drowned. So anyway, I need to know that this relationship is right, and we're going to make it and be happy. I'm going to pay attention to all the red flags, although I'm not going to choose to pay attention to the misery on his face. Ha, ha. And the ultimate flag, the exhausted Al Gore face looking back at it. I mean, it looks like Al Gore just begging to be put into a way, like a, what do you call

that? A waking coma? What do you call that? A waking, like a trans. No, not a waking coma. A medical coma where they're like, listen, medically, he's like, please just put me in a medically induced coma until this is all over. I cannot get through this dinner.

His eyes are half closed. He's like, oh, you're exhausting. He has spent at least two, if not three seasons with that half eye closed face and just like burying himself into a glass at tequila soda. Like this guy is not happy. So he's like, so has this been at least a little bit relaxing for you today? She's like, oh, well, I mean, yeah,

I was sure it was relaxing. When you were making me, he vines. Yeah, Mr. for relaxing, John. He's like being on a beach in Mexico where you were forced to move the waves by yourself. I'm sorry. But yeah, you know, I just thought of all the things I have to do. Amazon. Amazon. Oh, you know, I've got to, you know, I've got to go deal with Amazon. I've got children going to college. I have to work on dodging hidden valley farms jars falling out of your refrigerator. It's a

little stressful. Then we see a clip of her talking to Steve, her partner, and real for real. And Steve is in like an Adam Lambert wig. I'm not really sure what's happening with Steve, but it's just called the Orange County. Yeah, I guess. And a little bit. Wow. Yeah. And they basically, they're working like, what's going on with Amazon?

Like do they have all the information? Like, we have to keep moving forward with this. Eppelman's, what are we going to do? Is that, is that, is that helmet such as rolled out of my feet? What is happening with all these condiments? She's like, well, I'm meeting with C from we're talking all of our projects. Supplements, tinctures, tinctures, supplements, waters. Oh God! This is real. And it's for real, John. It is for real. He's like, oh my God, just listening to you talk

about your world stresses me out God You know next year, you know, I'll have three kids going to school and that's well assuming that David doesn't encourage them to take a gap here Where you know they will literally just go to the app for a year do not want that anyway. It's very stressful and You know, it's just as a lot. It's a huge deal for me Anyway, it's very stressful and you know, it's just a lot it's a huge deal for me Shannon the man is exhausted. He's exhausted by you He's just told you please start talking about your problems and just enjoy your soft check I have three children and they need college like this guy is this guy's gonna get in his boat

And he's gonna fucking run but also what does John do? What is John doing with it life? John is tired. Like, but yeah, so he has time to be, he could like help add a, lend a helping hand maybe and take some of this off of Shannon's back. I think Shannon is just that kind of personality who even when she is in the retirement village,

one day is supposed to be relaxing, she will always be like this. She'll, oh, they'll be like, how are you doing Mrs. Storms and she'll be like well I'm Jolly I'm got a lot to do cards to shuffle I've got to reorganize all the books David still hasn't returned my message about the girls wedding. I have to get I have to get up because I feel and I haven't gotten up yet. How?

I've fallen and I can't get up. How from under this large jar of man. I fall in. And I can't get up because I'm weighed down by applications. I think she's just the kind of person who is constantly going to be stressed. She's a whirlwind of stressing emotions. And John's not. John just wants to chill and retire.

And I think he told himself, okay, she may be going through something right now from her divorce or whatever, but eventually, she's going to calm and she can just ride my boat with me. Like, she knows how to heave a lot. Listen, John's a simple man. And Shannon was raised on boats as she's told us I think Sean was like she has boat knowledge she can heveline she can help me tie the boat that's all I really need in life that she's never going to calm down because she's Shannon she probably he's

probably been resentful of her ever since they were listening to Jimmy Buffett on that boat and she was like you know I really think that it should be called two Sammons and Paradise. That's just a much healthier option. I mean, if you're going to have a buffet, you need me to have something helping. Am I right, Jimmy? Why don't we get drunk and screw on the top of your mayonnaise? So he's exhausted and he's like, I understand. And she tells us, well, I have a lot of balls in the air. Literal balls.

How about Garfeng is in here? Okay, Kesha, got the other two. That was something, you know what? Technically, one of them was a Jarvanese, but yes, you know, ball nonetheless. So he's like, but listen, I just want there to be times where you can turn your mind off so we can have some fun. Just, what do we do?

Do we have fun? Maybe it's time for me to blow into my invisible battle because I thought we were having fun. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And he picks up her first letter of the word repeat over and over thing out of stress. So he's stressed now and he goes, we do. But yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got your mind spinning all the time, Shannon. And then she's like, oh, he just said that I'm on the camera. Okay, so my mind is spinning too much now.

I'm gonna look at him, purse my lips. Okay. I was back in fourth, look back in fourth, purse my lips, purse my mind is spinning too much now. I'm gonna look at my lips. Okay, I'm looking back and forth. Look back and forth, purse my lips, purse my lips. There's only one way to combat this sort of aggression and that is to stare at a spot just beyond my toes. And he's like, yeah, I just told her. He's like, okay, so steak now.

So he gets up and she's like mortified that he just did that on camera. And she's just like looking down like, he has destroyed me. Does he not see that I'm devastated right here in this chair? I guess, I guess he didn't realize that I have my purse lips and staring just beyond my toe face on. So then we go to a salon and Tamer Bob San and I think pajamas and say hey The back So the Emily George is like how is Montana good Heather had to shovel shit, but she did say she has an appreciation for people that have to do that and then we of course we get to see the clip again I'm having like I am so grateful

Cheers to the little people that shovel shit because without them shoveling shit I don't get to have no boo so thank you. Thank you everyone. I would like to thank the gas station attendance because without them We would not have gas stations called self-serve. They would only be called gas stations and By the way, congratulations to those people who understand the difference between self-serve and Soft serve the advances that Alfredo has made are really outstanding and Emily's like wow Well, that sounds very condescending and then Heather comes in. She's like, I'm meeting friends and the lady's like who you kidding?

Hello, Alfredoette. I'm meeting my friends. Alfredo. So Emily's like, I mean just saying now that you've got respect for people doing manual labor and you're in your 50s and you just now have an all-ha moment. I don't think that Heather had an aha moment. I think Heather was trying to have a look at me, America. I understand people of the world. Heather still has, Heather will not have an aha moment. So she walks in and she's like, oh my God, my back hurts so much. I realized, I know what I realized. I was not only was I shoveling shit, I was also splitting wood. My back, I'm like, you realize you're in a room of women who are cutting other people's

nails. And you're like, oh my back hurts so much. God doing work is hard. I literally can't hurt, do anything. I heard my back shoveling shit. It was great. They come, hey, Compadre, you doing my nails today? I shoveled shit.

We're basically like sisters now. What's your favorite discount retailer? Mm-hmm. I hear you. I hear you. Oh. I am basically a nail technician at this point. I mean, you could just call me Tippy-Hedren.

So, Tamra's like, yo, I didn't hear about you splitting what? Batch! I'm so sick. Well, you couldn't because you were cooking alkyl alkyl or something like that. And by the way, we missed you Emily. And I'm like, whoa, this is nice to be missed. I mean, it was hard not being there But what are you gonna know and now they said well, I just wanted oh you down there lady

Lady you don't think you're actively and literally Lady who's ahead I'm resting my on, I have a request for you. I want a regular padded care, but an extra massage, you have gloves, right? Okay. The soles of your feet are actually, the soles are basically the backs of your feet, and so my back hurts. Is there anything plexiglass that we can put in front of Alfredo's face? So I just see her arms coming through, massaging me, I don't want her breathing on me. It would be great.

So Emily's like, so how was Taylor? How was she? And Taylor's like, after her. And Heather's like, great, she was great. We're like really close, like this.

So happy, lover. Yeah, FF's. Nope, she did something shitty. She said I was condescending and thought that I was better than the role in Taylor's movie. And I'm like, oh yeah, she did tell me that. Mm-hmm. I just will, I will tell you that she did tell me that. And Heather has got like a pissed face, you know, the first.

Yeah. Like, don't make me angry in front of the workers. So then we see three weeks earlier, Taylor is basically complaining to Emily about what, how they're reacted and everything. And Emily's like, well, you know, how there are you can be a little hurtful sometimes and the things you say and how they're pumped up and goes, hold on one second, you stupid bitch. I am not hurtful in the things I say. Hold on a second. I want to respond to that because I was very, that was not very nice. That was not nice. And by the way, the wall behind them says,

serene, freedom, tranquility. So, there's like, you are assuming that she's in the right and I'm in the wrong and I was in the middle of packing my children for college and I took time out of my day to go over there. Great. Great. Tim was like,

that sounds condescending. I'm like, yes, it is condescending, but don't act like all of you don't, when you have the opportunity to say, I took the time at it my day from closing down cut fatness to come to your event. Everyone does that? Such a snobby asshole.

She's such a snobby asshole. I'm totally team-emily. I'm so glad someone's calling her out. Heather sucks. I mean, my guy to be like, I took time out of my day for my kids. You had employees packing your kids for college. You did not, you did not really waste your time down there

and to see full of styrofoam peanuts. Okay, nobody believes it. You had somebody else doing that for you the whole time and for you to take time out is you saying like, basically I took time out of my solo scenes filming with my assistants about my children to come film a scene with you friend of and you should be fucking grateful for that. Heather Sacks. I am not condescending. All I am saying is that I had to drive past all three of my gates

to come to your place with no parking. I had to park over by all the Alfredo's. And that's all I'm saying. I'm not being condescending at all. I had to be blue light-wanted by four employees when I got home that day. I literally could walk from my car to your doorway in less than 10 seconds. I mean, that's barely even a driveway.

Yeah, but you talk about your life and about the things you have going on, and it just comes across that you're like better with everyone else and your life is more important. And have it like I Suffolk shed That's not how I don't mean that's I don't mean it for it to come across that I'm better I want you just to know that I'm better so I apologize that that was not really Drill home. Well, maybe you're just not aware of how you sound sometimes and that's all my point is and it's like, okay Okay, time to tell us sound sometimes and that's all my point is and I was like okay okay time room tells us I got a family that's just coming in a little hot but that's just

that and Heather's like how about we don't make sweeping generalizations about my behavior let's look at your behavior should we talk about your mean unattractive aggressiveness and lack of IMDB. I'd like to add. So Emily's like, you just told someone, fuck you the other day, Heather. Like, you don't get to act like you're the classy, non-aggressive, women of the group. Okay.

Thank you for correctly quoting me and saying I said, fuck off. So Emily tells us, I actually had to correct it. Can you believe that? That's not dedicated. I am to this show. I was like, now she said, fuck you. Correct. I'm it's like, well, it's important that Heather's aware that she talks to people like this because I don't think anyone else has the balls to tell her. And then Gina's like, I mean, it's like a bitch just has to know. So I'm just in her cautions. Her cauchin cone

outfit. I just can't with Gina. Can't. Please someone help Gina. You know, Gina needs help. Go help her. Talk about a bitch needing to know. So Emily is like, I just feel like I got weight all glared and I needed to.

Yeah. Haven't told her to fuck off. No. I said fuck you. Please. I started getting blind. I started to talk out. I was like, okay, so Tamara judging somebody on that, that's also hilarious.

I know. So then Emily goes, oh yeah, that's a lot better. And they start cracking up. And there's like a lady in a chair next to them with hair out to her. She doesn't look like she belongs here at all. I mean, where are they? Did they take a helicopter to a zooza?

Where did they come from? I think they were in Mission V.A. or something. Remember, Mission V.A. was like, I just remember from the Gunna Beach, walked that show. They were like, ew, she's from Mission V.A. How does this go? That thing.

So, um, Well she just shakes her head and she says, wow, to the camera like, wow. Wow. So that's how I's like, sell. Are you gonna fight Gina Tia Pari? And I was like, of course I am. I'm not punitive like that.

I'm sorry, I'll give you a moment to look up that word. I'm not gonna be no punitive, okay? We have a private doc at Nobu. So let's do this. And Timer's like, by time. And then it goes, why? Do you have an audition? Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Yeah, we're meaning a Duffy spot, which, as we all know, is where one goes and talks to Patrick Duffy, one of my co-stars in a pilot that never aired.

Did you guys work with Patrick Duffy also? No. What about Patrick Duffy, one of my co-stars in a pilot that never aired. Did you guys work with Patrick Duffy also? No, what about Julia Duffy? Oh. So then we go to Jen and not teaching yoga indoors, which is impressive. I found that very impressive. But what's better than moving out of the parking lot? Yeah, she got a roof, you know?

Also, everybody in yoga, let me just dedicate this to you. You all look terrifying. Every single one of you. Men, women, all of you. Stop. You know enough is enough. Get the Botox. Get the fillers.

Get your facelift. Feel good about yourself. But there comes a point where you just look like a leftover chicken breast that's wrapped in plastic wrap and left out on the counter. Just stop. You're scaring me. you're scaring the children. I took a yoga class for the first seven years and years like a week ago.

And yeah, I definitely looked like I looked like a chicken breast that was half pounded out and then someone gave up. It was just like, no, I'm talking about the plastic surgery on the face. It's just too much. You guys like take a step back. I love it. But in most of my aging, I'm indulging in the Botox and the chemical peels and anything I can afford. I'll get a second job to keep that shit up. But people,

this is too much. You book insane. Have you seen Lisa Rennett? Lisa Rennett just posted, by the way, she's 60 and looks great at 60 you know so give her that hi Hi Lisa Ren I you're doing great hope you're doing well out there work but those lips she has a literal it looks like a Fist now on her face it looks like this it looks like she's about to punch somebody with her lips their fist why why is all of this necessary guys? You're just great the way you are. Yeah, that's inspiring. Okay. So just not too much stuff. I'm sorry, go ahead, Ben.

I think I've got this way too much on the yoga faces. Now I'm like, I'm seeing my future and it's scaring me. Well, no, because the thing is, like when someone's worked out, like the, you see, because the thing is like when someone's worked out, like the, you see, like the mask, like quality of plastic surgery really comes to the fore when someone's like, been rigorously working out for an hour because the normal part, the untouched parts of their body are kind of like rumbled and sweaty and like that plump up in weird ways. And then the plastic parts don't. And so there's a real contrast.

And it's like when you see, it's like oil on water, you know, it's just like this. Yes, it starts to separate. And I think yeah, it's that. And it's the blood vessels are different now because they've changed the routing of your blood vessels with the cuts. And so now parts of you are turning red and purple,

and then this part's not. And so it's like, maybe that's what you're doing. Plastic surgery, priv face. I don't know what it is. I'm just saying, do your plastic surgery. I hope to start soon. OK. But just let's all have some restraint.

Let's live the road. Unfortunately, I think that ship has sailed for Orange County. I don't think Orange County is known for restraint on any front, no matter what it is. I'm gonna come back, by the way. We all know what a hit for Crit I am. I'm gonna come back here in two years, looking like Jim. You will. You're on the path.

You're on the path. I like your first, your first facelift is coming soon. It is. I'm saving off that shit already. It's time for commercial. It's. I'm saving off that shit already. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Okay, so Janice teaching yoga's in Dwarves of Faces or terrifying as she's like,

let me let the highest in me honor the highest in you. Namaste. And then there was a close up on a lady. Wasn't that lady, Gina's friend? I always forget her name. I'm really interesting theory on my part. So Gina speaking of which, Gina comes over to the yoga studio and she's like, hey, oh my god, you look so cute.

Guess what I brought you with gift. I bet you can't tell what it is by this cube like present I'm about to give you any no-johns like Great Another candle you open a yoga studio and people think all you want are candles. Well wonderful Also everybody also who wants this many candles? What is with this candle industry? Stop enough is enough. I don't know if I said no enough enough everyone's candle candle candle They're regifted. we're just basically passing candles around at this point because nobody wants this shit

in their house. Well, there is a chance that with Gina, if you get a box, that's that shape. It could be just an old GameCube console. She got a thrift shop saying, well, I found this. I thought you might like it. Look at your stuff.

But at least it's useful, you know, if I can candle, give me a break. So then Jen tells us that yoga, her yoga studio is her passion and she and her ex will are financial partners, but she needs this yoga studio to be successful because she needs to take care of herself and she needs to take care of her children. Like lady, you're in a yoga studio that was paid for for you and you're wearing fendi. Can we please stop acting like the mom trying to like lead 10 girl scouts just to keep you know white bread on the table? Stop. Yeah, she's acting like Norma Ray. Okay, so she's basically like, oh my god, thanks for this candle. Never got one for it. Did

you just stand up for unions? You know, I've actually never seen that movie, but I just know that like, she worked. And I'm already a fucking man. She like fuck for rights and stuff. Yeah, okay, well so maybe, okay, Jen is acting. You know what, Jen's acting like she's Melanie Griffith in any variety of films, but specifically working girl. But most films, really any, any Melanie Griffith film shining through. She's actually

like Melanie Griffith and shining through. So Gina comes in and she's, you know, slouches in. She's like, so, sorry, you already said that. So, there's a huge nama stay on the wall. And Jen's like, you know what, Gina, I am so grateful to you for showing up. Really, I am. Just your presence in my space. You showing up for me. You being here the way that you're being here. It couldn't mean more to me.

I'm serious, Gina. That was really good. So, Gina's like, you know what, you're the only person that I work out for. I'm like, really, because you just shut up at the end of glass. So, you might want to walk that one back or is that count as exercise too.

So, Gina's like, you know, I did, guess what? Here comes my tagline. I did feel a really bad about everything panned out, leading up to Montana. And it was like forcing me to look at things in process to things, I just like process years ago and like I want someone that like I want to be someone that like you don't feel like you're walking on Eggshelves with and you know Jen was like I wasn't I wasn't walking it I didn't really care really what you thought about anything I said but thank you

Thank you so much for that Gina really thank you so much for saying that. You know, for the past couple of years, I've just felt so bad, Gina. I've just felt so bad. I've had my tell between my legs. I've had my head down. I've just felt so bad. And then, you know what? Now I say, you are who you are and who loves you, is still going to love you. Now they may not approve of you, but at the end of the day, I'm in Fendi and they're in Tidai Walmart and that's just how the world spins and I'm a lucky person. Gina's like, wait a minute.

I'm in Tidai Walmart. Oh, not you, I didn't mean you. Is that a Tidai from Walmart? I'm so sorry, I appreciate you bringing that here. I really do. Yeah, I really do. That's why I started this process of shoulders back, heads up, and I can see that that here. I really do. Yeah, I really do. You know, that's why I started this process of shoulders back heads up.

And I can see that that's not something you understand. And so Gina's like, well, you know what? I think that like Montana, even though it was like hot to watch, it was like a good thing. And Jen's like, yeah, absolutely not. It was devastating. I hated it. I ruined all my relationships.

But thank you so much for that perspective. Thank you. Thank you. I just felt the same way about Tamara. Really? Like it was hard, but it ended up being a great thing for us. Just wonderful. And then we see a cliff of them making up Tamara and Janina. And Tamara's like, I just want you to be cheated on, bitch. That's why. That's why I said it. It's in the dark. And she's like, I don't want to be cheated on either Tamara. And she's like, And she's like, I don't want to be cheated on either Tamra and she's like, ah, can we have, let's just put it all past us.

I love that Tamra does that. Tamra starts war as the emin goes. Let's just move on. Okay. Yeah. So Jen's like, you know, stuff was said to me that I had no idea about. And I told her, when shit starts chattering, doesn't make sense what I just said, but just if shit does start to chat, if you ever see a piece of feces and starts to talk,

talk to me first. Do you know what you're gonna do? Is sometimes said expectations for people and she goes, yeah, and then we'll just see if she lives up to those. And do you know what I'm saying? Oh my gosh, yes, weird expectations for like someone who's clearly not gonna show up for you

because Tamra showed up already and she dragged her shit all over Tam girl. It's like so did you. You're walking around town like a calling her a fucking basically a sled. I mean, you haven't called her a slab. You're basically basically did. So she's like, you know what? She did have all these built up feelings towards your situation. I hope and hopefully that's like really clean it out.

And Jen's like, you're so impressive as a woman and a human She's so rich and do you know guys? Oh my god. I love the flattos. She's no, I mean it You know what this is a journey that you were on a journey right now and I'm never gonna forget this journey Gina we're together in a car on the way on a journey We passed a right stop because we're both waiting for a buckies This is the most important thing. We're together. Someone is back there pulling the cord on Jan. Like, we are on a journey together.

Vroom. Vroom. I am so impressed with you as a woman and as a person. Vroom. Vroom. Thank you so much for being here today. I really appreciate it. I can't wait because with these like LA types, sorry, we all know the California type, which she totally is the stereotype of that like, oh my god, I love your energy and your vibe. We all know those are the craziest fucking people, especially mixed with the yoga studio owner.

I could not wait until the real Jen just comes barreling out of there. Yeah. She's, she's holding it in. She's still self conscious because she's on TV. She doesn't know if she has the job yet, you know? So then we go to, um, oh, Emily's house and her child wants juice and change just came home. And Emily'm like,

hell's works to employed. Yeah. And then the dog has a has like the lampshade on it and I'm like, look at the poor dog. Oh, you're laughing at him. That's not going to help. Maybe we should put one on Fiskar so he's not alone. And then you can wear one too.

So then they have, you you know you have sympathy for them So her mother has sent her pictures of her childhood and so she's like And she starts this whole thing again and crying about how her mom never spends time with her even though She's not seen her mom since she flew flew her in to be on TV to be right here in 2019. She still won't see her mom. So I'm not gonna buy this whole thing. You should have made more effort by now that your mother and shame on you, it's 2023, ma'am.

Okay, so she goes upstairs to call her mother and cry about it and invite her mom in and make sure that we all know that she's paying for the plane ticket and her mom agrees to come. and it's one of my favorite trips, the one a reality star was like, my mom just wasn't there and like I had to open doors by myself and I had to like close doors by myself

and to get into school bus and I had to turn on the TV by myself and she just wasn't there and she was just, I know that she needed help and like I just didn't realize it at the time and I realized it now but she's like honestly just like a monster. I'm gonna call her right now. It's like hi mom. Hi sweetie. Oh What a monster She really is the mom's like I hope those pictures made you remember that your childhood was in all bad Wasn't great. I love you so much Emily

Or is welcome to visit you whenever you need what a vile bitch. I know, what a horrible monster of a fucking. And also Emily tells us that her mom was depressed because her dad dumped her with two kids. And she didn't understand when she was a kid that her mom was in bed all day because she was depressed and stuff like that. So, yeah, I don't know. It's very complicated.

Here's my point. I'm not dissing her mom's relationship. It just seems like she's using her mom to diss on TV to have a storyline. And it's, you know, I don't love it. It's gross. And you've already done it. It's like a repeat dis.

It's a repeat storyline. Yeah, I think, for me, it's just the rerun nature of it all that I am not into. So now we go, Shannon brings the twins the boutique. And I forgot what one of the twins, I know there's Stella and I forgot the other one's name, so I just called her a non-stella. Adelaide. So Shannon's like, well, welcome to the Boutique Girl. So, Adelaide.

Adelaide. So, how I love my twins a bushel and a peck. So, these aren't completely new clothes girls. You know, many people, maybe people use it a couple times or a lot of times, heck the world. But you know what, when you buy new clothes, it has chemicals in it, lots and lots of chemicals. Yeah, and she tells us,

I'm passionate about things that aren't toxic. You're wearing pleather polyester and fake feathers. Like, what are you talking about? You're all homilobby full of chemicals. Right now. Tequila is literally poison, like alcohol is poison. Do you have your own type of alcohol poisoning? you don't get poisoning from things that aren't poison Well if you buy use yeah, you don't get the chemicals plus it'll be cheaper I have not clothes from consignment stores many times and the producer's like is that jacket off-gast?

She says well this oh this jacket might be Not off-gast. She says, wow, this jacket might be off-gast yet. This was just called out by producer Fired over here. Well, I asked you, fucking loser. Maybe I would have purchased it off-gast if I hadn't been distracted by jars of hellman falling on my head at Johns House. You know, it's a lot of my mind right now. I have to say two things. This store is called on K I think it means on cue, but it's cue is spelled wrong Q easy. Oh gosh. That's how they spell it on K on what?

On cue you eat on Okay, okay, maybe I'm just breathing it wrong, but I thought that was really funny Is there was there more of it that we just didn't see of the words like maybe but that's hilarious I wouldn't I wouldn't put it past the lady who owns a store Shana's like here's my twins they just got back from shopping in Paris. Where are they fathers and them? So I'm just here to show them like use things are like Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm surprised. I have to say I am, if it is just called on, okay, I'm still happy because I feel like so many of the stores and the boutiques they go to in Orange County have such

generic names. So it's like seasons or like, basically just called seasons. I just imagine every boutique is called seasons. So by the way, also. There is something called on-care boutique. Let me see, I'm looking it up on Facebook. I don't think this is the same thing. Okay, go ahead Ben, keep talking.

I'm just gonna say, I love Shannon saying, yeah, on-care style, right? Designer. Designer and luxury appearance. On-quiz. On-quiz-style. Maybe quiz. On quiz, sadly. Maybe it's on quiz. Is there an about us?

Is there an award? Q. Again, this is Orange County. Okay. Let's look it up. You know what? I had a few. I'm on their website.

On QUE. I think it is, I think it's just being clever with on cue, but they misspelled cue on cue because that, you know what? They probably knew that if they spelled cue correctly, that be a lot of people saying like, Oh, is this on Kueiway? You know it. You think Regen Rossi is walking in there saying like, I'm cute. She's saying, I'm Q way way. That was a, that was a little side piece, a little side side piece. Sorry. We did not

fuck anybody on the show. That was a little side red. We did need to go down, but I'm just thought it was funny. Okay. So they're talking. I just want to say, I love Shannon declaring that she's passionate about non toxic things. As if someone would be like, you know what I'm passionate about? Toxic things. I'm talking love chemicals. Hey, do you have this jacket with more chemicals on it? That would be great. How do you have any apples that are...

Do you have any apples that are like, you did not run under the faucet? I just would love to just bite into one. So they start talking about college and having to speak to the college counselor and they're like, well dad said we don't need a college counselor. He doesn't want to pay for that. He said, you need one and we are going to get mine.

I will do it. And then she buys the kids. I use Louis Vuitton purse. I think to share, but it's $3,100. So wow, wait a wait a show kids how to get it cheaper. Consignment Shannon. Yeah. So wow, wait a wait a show kids how to get it cheaper confinement Shannon. Yeah, by the way, I'm a little concerned for these kids because they're like, they want to go to like NYU or something and they're like, man, like all of our friends

have already started writing their essays and like started to apply for school. So we haven't even like done anything. I'm like, well, she's don't announce that to your admissions officer. Michael, she's on announced that to your admissions officer. What she says is funny. She's like, well, they want to go to USC or NYU and that's about $75,000 here. Okay, so those are very hard schools to get into and do I think could be door twins are going to be inundated with scholarships? Nope. No. Well, they're going to get into USC because Shannon's like a legacy and be like a super USC booster and also it's USC. Let's be honest. So Shannon's like, she's like, well, anyway, I can enjoy your $3200 worth of off-cast clothing. What did Kelly Dodd call it?

University of spoiled children. That was like her first joke on the show that made Shannon so mad like her first episode. Well, how dare you care Kelly Dodd. So then we get golfing beaches, peer boats, and Heather is walking down the pier and stiletto. She's like, oh, this is so crazy. Walking in stilettos on a pier. Is there anyone to do this for me? I'll pray now. And she was like waving at everyone who's like a staff. Like, hi, how are you?

I'm half I'm television's Heather DeBro. Wow, you're so handsome. Tell what's your name? Logan, nice to meet you, Alfredo. I'm Heather DeBro. You may recognize me from nice to meet you Alfredo. I'm Heather DeBro. You may recognize me from a one-season long show on CBS around two-thier two thousand. Okay, put me on my yacht. So then Emily and Gina are talking. It's like getting ready segment. So Gina, oh, fuck sake, my light just fell down on the face didn't it? Let me just shove that there. Stay up there. Damn it. So Emily and Gina are on the phone. And Gina's like, I'm so mean. It has that, because she texted me yesterday and was just like, say, how are we?

I'm just looking forward to seeing you tomorrow. Yeah, the text said, I'm really looking forward to seeing you tomorrow, and I want to have a lot of fun. And Emily goes, well, that's a well thought out calculated. Don't mess up my party text. I'm like, I think it was just saying, see you tomorrow. I don't think it was more than that.

Also, it is rude to mess up her lunch. When she's buying you all a million dollars worth of lunch, wait till someone else is fired. No boo. Yeah, okay. Cause we all know when Gina hosts a group party, which will never happen, but next time she does it,

it's gonna be like sweet green. So just like enjoy that city. That is a group party, which will never happen, but next time she does it's going to be like sweet green. So just like enjoy that. That is a very nice. That is a very nice thing to say. Sweet green is expensive as fuck. Well, it's a $20 salad. Never. It will be like, my God, Chuck E. Cheese.

Hi, low. Hi, low. Where's the high though? Where's the high, Gina? Skibble. So, um, Rick's people like that, don't they? So then Taylor shows up first, because they're getting on to the Duffy,

which I didn't know that's what those little boats were called. So they're all on this little, you know how they're got into that Duffy, was like, oh, excuse me Alfredo, is there a penthouse on this Duffy? I just wanna know, is there a penthouse here? So are there no penthouse on this stuffy? I just want to know. Is there a penthouse here? So are there no boo duffies?

Like there's no boo have little pink duffies that they send out because they pass another one later. I think it's just like, I kind of feel like it's like a, there's like a Duffy company at Newport Beach. Like that's definitely a thing. I don't think that no boo would have like, they're Duffy, no boo would not have a hot pink stuffy if they did have one.

Do you know what this show, I kind of want to live in this place. Do you, like, I usually don't want to live in the places they do the shows. Like, I don't hate the places. I just, I'm never like, wow, that looks amazing. This place looks a good gorgeous. I mean, we've been there and it is gorgeous,

but I think the people would, I don't think, I don't know that I would love the people, but according to this show, but I, and I would definitely not fit in. Oh my God, I would be so bullied here. Never mind. They changed. No, wait, but I have to think about you to a restaurant. That's what I'm saying. I know what you're saying. I have to say when I love their little Duffy, I was like,

this is so cute. I want to have a Duffy that I just hop into. They've been really leaning into like maritime things this season on Orange County, and I'm really into it. Yeah, like John's house, like he lives in that little house. He was on a boat. Kind of makes fun of it, but it's little because it's right on the fricking water and he walks right outside and gets in a boat. I mean, I guess what he's got.

This is what a boat has been. There's probably not like a 7-11 now on the way. You know what I mean? Like, you can't just get a Duffy to use for nobu. It needs to be more useful than that. But like, if they get a McDonald's or something on the water, I would totally be there. Yeah, it's like Venice. It's like Venice, but in Orange County, it's beautiful.

Yeah. So Taylor comes up and she's like, oh, you like pretty in pink. I don't realize that pinked off-piece. With everything we've been going through lesson, I just really appreciate you including me, Habo. Okay. Well, I am really glad you came, whoever you are.

And you know, I wanted to talk to you about the movie. Okay, this has just gotten out of control. You know, I have my feelings on this as a working actress, of course, and we've gone round and round working actress to non-working actress back and forth. But the bottom line is, for some reason, I hurt your feelings. And now that I've learned that it takes a village to put out a no-no-budenter, I realize some people are actresses, some people are shit-shovelers. And you are a shitheads, and I shouldn't look down on that, so I'm sorry.

No, Taylor needs to not be backing down like this. This is a bad move. Taylor should let her fucking have it. How dare you? For some reason, I'll never understand. Nobody understands. I hurt your feelings, and I guess I'm sorry. You heard her feelings because you're a contescending fucking asshole Heather that's why you heard her feeling but Taylor is just

determined to make up with her so she's like wow I hurt yours too and I'm sorry too and listen I learned a lot from both you and Lauren of the acting class. And listen, some people are on sitcoms and some people have had zillions of hits. Literally, is a cat meme. And so I'm happy for you and I'm happy for me too, because I'm bigger than you'll ever be always. Yeah. And I was like, whoa, speaking of Lauren, I invited her today. Well, it was more of an accident.

It was more like I was sending her a prank texting. Like, I saw you and Brady Wumman and you were terrible. And then I had my name on up accident. So I had to be like, aha, just a joke. Come on, the Duffy today. So anyway, Lauren is coming. And she's so nice. She is so nice.

I didn't really ever speak with her before, but I invited her anyway. It didn't really make sense. But anyway, oh God, I hope that you take away that from our time together is that we had a great, great afternoon. This is such a ripoff. I cannot believe they fooled us with this Lauren

as an acting coach thing when this was an intro to a new friend of. I feel so tricked. And also, I think it's funny that this innocent little scene, they were just trying to introduce a new friend of. And it turned out to be a big fight between Taylor and Heather because Heather couldn't help but be a condescending asshole of that. This is also such a tenuous friend of to do.

Like, the acting coach from like a completely contrived storyline that why on earth would Heather invite the acting coach to come on the Duffy? That does not make any sense. But it also makes so much more sense. Her appearance on it, how she was like, oh, it's like you give blow jobs. I was like, who says that? New housewives. New housewives. 80% do that right in their first episode, right? Yeah. Well, maybe 80% is an inflated number. I don't know But it a lot. It's happened a lot. Okay, so the producer Taylor says I apologize as well

Well Heather never apologized right but Taylor just Decides to phrase it like that so that she can take an apology and the producer asked Heather if she is sorry and Heather's like Hmm Let me squeeze the bottom of my chin, finally. Well, I think that Taylor is sorry that she started all of this in the first place. That's all I can say. Ha ha ha ha ha.

What I'm really hoping for is that this time at dinner, we make it through to the entree. It's like I told Paul Sorvino on the broadcast television show we both started. Don't fuck with me. Anyway, so Shannon arrives with a camera and she's like, oh, boy. Ha, ha, oh, wow, this is fun. In terms of his driving the duffy bitch. And Jan's like, well, I'm not gonna drive. I mean, I, you know, you know, you guys, I crashed into a boat once when I was, you know, this wasn't my fault.

But I basically was like, I sprained straight ahead. I sprained lettuce because it was on the, is it falling over and then I skated my crashed. I actually crashed the boat into a jar of mayonnaise that had fallen into the ocean because John put it on the wrong shelf. So that was something. I'm sorry. The insurance paid for the mayonnaise, which was helpful.

I'd like to think. Jacob State Farm. I saw this white thing bobbing in the water and I thought it was David's head and I'm not saying I was trying to decapitate him in a murderous rage. But do you just say I think it worked out for the best that was only a jar of mayonnaise. So Lauren comes and she meets everybody and Heather tells her, oh Lauren, I have vodka to give that and champagne. And Lauren goes, yes. And that is the last time that anyone says anything to Lauren the entire episode. Pretty much.

So then Emily and Gina come down the dock and Gina has these huge pink platforms and an orange dress, upright orange dress. I just, you guys just throw her over. Okay, you have the chance. And she is ready for the drag race finale this week because like she is, she looks like she has ready to lip sync for her life right now. Like what drag queen took Gina under their wing and did her makeup today. My God.

So Heather is like, oh my God, look, I've champagne. Look I've champagne. And then the camera sees something on the table that she starts unwrapping. What is it? She has like tin foil because of course, camera has tin foil. Like that, I think they're maybe taking up, maybe there's some something on the table that she starts unwrapping, what is it? She has like tin foil, because of course, tamarind has tin foil. Like that, I think there may be taking up, maybe there's some snacks on the boat.

Either way, tamarind has tin foil and the tin foil knocks over the champagne onto her lap. Heather has tin foil. No, it was tamarind. Heather holds the glass over, and then they show a slowmo, and Heather's holding the glass like right in front of tamarind, and then tamarind's opening the thing,

and then didn't know what happened. The tinfoil. Tamara was talking, and her tinfoil knocked over the glass. Heather was holding the glass in your bio, so it looked like Heather did it. The tinfoil knocked over the champagne. Tinfoil hat conspiracy. So, this, they're're driven and Heather's like,

we'll be at the Nobu jox soon. Yes, Heather, say nobu again. Please. So then the Duffy is off. They're off in the Duffy. And so they are like going on. It's the Duffy kind of reminds me of like, what are those carts you have when you're a kid?

It's like a red car with like a yellow roof and you sort of like putter around in it as a kid. Oh yeah. It's like a book version of that. Oh yeah. And Lauren's talking about how she's been coaching Taylor for the movie and Emily is like, oh by the way everyone,

I'm gonna have a pool party next week. And Jenna goes, um, what do you mean a pool party, I mean, uh, I don't know if you realized we were doing a no-boot dinner right now. We're trying to elevate our experiences here in the season. Come on now. And Tamer's like, what do you mean a cover party? Cause these bitches I get the baddest sense right? And then a fish jumps in the background and she's like, Oh my god. What the fuck

wants that? It's almost like it was a shark. Gina. She's a sure. Oh my's like oh my god what the fuck what's that it was a shark Gina a shot oh my god oh my god this is short we all gonna do it called fish Gina okay and she and it goes good one she and in secure the idiot we mad at Shannon for another puffy, duffy passes with balloons all over it and time it's like, Oh my god, a second matter! Python! And then chance, like, everyone, as long as we're on this deffy ride, I just would like to point out that John lives under that bridge and then we goes, is he a troll?

I didn't really appreciate that. I mean, you're the one married to Shane. I guess we can leave some things unspoken. And Tamara goes, Hey, shaman, pull that just right. Pull it down. She goes, Oh, those are spanks. Those are always going to be there. Okay.

It's like you're telling me to hide my kneecaps. I can't hide my kneecaps. And then the Duffy just creens into the dock. I was like, is Captain Glenn driving this thing? I know. It's a toss up between Captain Glenn and Captain Jason. I know. What are them? You know, so they get to know Boo. And of course Heather walks into the rest of my Hello, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, everyone. Hi. Hello, I'm back. I'm high. You're welcome. It's me televisions Heather, do you pro? Did we ask for me? Okay. Wow,

it's a we put on the AC. It's almost as hot as Cleveland in here. Wow. So Heather's like, you guys, I'm taking a red eye tonight to go see Max and Boston. And she's having a bit of a tough time. And so I thought, you know, I'd buy her a card, and if you guys wouldn't mind, could you just all write something like, hey, well, you'll get through this.

She doesn't know all of you are. Really, any of you who doesn't even care, and it is kind of strange to have a whole bunch of mom friends writing a card to a kid in college who she doesn't know, but I thought it'd be nice anyway. So I can inject some personality into the scene. What a thoughtful gift for your depressed daughter of Card from all of her mother's friends because she has gone to her home.

Like, that's sad. This is just going to be worse for her. Okay, don't do it. Do we really want Gina to be writing something in that card? Like, it gets better. Look at where I am. Live, laugh, peanut butter and jelly sand, which is I'm making it my own. I'm going to sell it. You're carried.

Got carry gala, caragala. So Heather has made them. Chopsticks with their name on it. Silver chopsticks. Real silver. And she's given them a candle. Tom Ford candle and Tamer goes, I gotta have that. It's a them a candle, a cardboard candle. And Tamar goes, I gotta have this, it's a cardboard candle.

Now, I don't want a candle, but I also, if I receive a candle that I already have, I'm not gonna be like, I already have this. But I'm not sure. You can't be got a flash. So rude. I mean, now you have a gift to give to somebody else. Like it just saved you time at Christmas.

Like, something in the castle. And then, Gina's like, oh my god, like, how did she get on memes on silver chopsticks so fast? And even on pack from Montana, I'm like, it's called planning ahead. It's really not that hard to do, especially when you're wealthy. You don't have to pack.

You live in a place literally as big as your suitcase. You've probably just opened it up and been watching Netflix from it. So then Heather's like, oh, and the little message on the outside of the candles, it says in Japanese, too fabulous to shovel shit. It's like, okay, first of all, stop trying to make this a thing. Make this a thing on your own. It's not a thing, okay.

And second of all, wait to just throw away the whole, wow, look at me understanding how the other half lives finally. You're like, too fabulous to do anything a real person would do. I know, like, wait and make the people who actually have to do that for their job. Feel like shit. So Emily is like, she's like, well, I don't know anymore.

Anyone more unaware of being unaware, oh. So then Tamara is telling Jen, she's like, she's like, well, I don't know anymore, anyone more unaware of being unaware. So then, Tamara is telling Jen, she's like, Hey, Jen, I'm a trickier to kill all day bad. You better catch up, catch up, Jen before I yell at you. So she's like, I did say fun, Jen, Jen's like, I need to see her too. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for bringing that up. You want to know fun, Jen? I do too. Thank you. Thank you for inviting fun, Jen so much for bringing that up. You wanna know fun, Jen? I do too.

Thank you for inviting fun, Jen. She's coming to Emma. She accepts RSVP, yes. God, and grateful. Do you have a check mark on that invitation that says grateful? I would love to check that. Thank you, Tamara. Thank you.

Samley already knows the answer to her own question, but she goes, so what's the main thing I missed in Montana? And how they say, um, let's talk about the fun things, the fun things, not the terrible things, like Shannon and Tamara being a click and excluding me, fun things only. Jan, how are you with Chino? And Chino's like, well, we had a real talk and we said that going forward, we're going to be real together because we're on this world, not only his friends, but his sisters

in a way, soul sisters. So we're in a soul car and we're going down a soul freeway together. And if we ever need to talk about something, we're gonna pull over to the soul rest stop. Isn't that right, Gina? Gina, thank you for nodding. Thank you.

Jim, I was like, well, if you've not, someone's passed and you never thought going in the future batch and had this like, oh really? You're trying to reintroduce Ryan onto this show. I know. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, I see his future.

There's bars in front of it. Okay, and get him the fuck outta here. So Heather's like, she's like, but it's okay to evolve. You know, you can hit a reset button and you can be a new version of you or at least have a new face and we're like no You can't do that Heather. So Gina's like this is typical Heather. She like knows that I'm pissed She knows I'm like a hot New Yorker and she knows I'm coming to say things that I have to say like honestly I think Heather is this has nothing to do with you Gina

This is such classic Gina that she makes everything about her. I'm not trying to defend Heather. I'm just trying to show how self-involved Gina is. And Emily's like, yeah, because I want to know John. And I think they're knowing about her past and like what she's going through and what she's gone through in the past is important. And Tamara's like, oh yeah, well, I think you knew a little bit about her past because you know what, Jen, just be honest. I that she had never heard before, right, Jen? And Jen's like, yeah, I'd never heard anything. Thank you, Shannon for saying that. And Emily's like, look what? And Shannon says, well, penis pictures. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. It's because I said penis. I can't say penis for the

whole fucking thing. And I was like, oh yeah, I heard about the dick pic. I heard about it. I was like, Emily, you know everything. You know everything. Because of course, there's a flashback of Shan and telling Emily about the dick pic. And then Emily is like, do you worry that there might be red flags in this relationship and you're overlooking them because you wanted to work out. And Jen's like, no, thank you so much for that question. I'm not worried about red flags, but if Ryan fucks up,

I'm not gonna sweep it under a rug. You know why? We have hardwood floors. And Tamara's like, bath in the air, fuck that bitch, I got me out there. Hey, back up, what do, but I don't know what he means. And Jen goes, not with me. No, he hasn't. And Tamra just rolls her eyes really big.

And then we see a clip of in the Hat Store where they were all buying their knockoff, Kimo Sabi hats to go to Montana. And had their clarifying. So you were on a break like Ross and Rachel from Friends. And then he fooled around with somebody while you were on a break. Is that what you're saying? So.

Like third rock from the sun. I'm just gonna keep naming sitcoms until you ask me if I'm the girl from the Jenny McCarthy show. May I give you some advice like Frazier? Listen, I don't wanna relitigate this as if we're on Nightcourt, okay? He screwed around behind your back.

So Tamar is like, So basically, this is a town where everybody knows his penis. Oh my God, I just saw that flashback. I'm so cold that she said penis. I fucked it up, you get. I worry for you, batch of thousand percent. I feel like you left your entire world for a playa. And Jen's like, no, I didn't leave my world for Ryan.

You know, for 19 years, no one even noticed me. And Tamara goes, you didn't tell anybody. So Shana goes, what? And Tamara, hello, Tamara. A lot of times when things are bad, you don't want people to know that. So you put on a happy face and you just smile until you trip over a jar of mayonnaise

that fell out of the fridge for the fifth time in 10 minutes. I just did that. I was like, do you? I've literally never seen you put on a happy face. But okay. And Emily says, yo, but you don't think he's gonna be loyal to her for the rest of her life. That's what you're saying, right?

She's, I don't, I don't, and I hate Sheldon. It hates to go by that. And Jen's like, yeah, well, it really hurts that you choose to err all of my shit to new friends of mine. Because, and you know what, that's really hurtful. That's hurtful to my soul, Jen, right? Sheldon was a bad, Sheldon was a bad, Sheldon was a bad. You guessed it was you.

What are you talking about? You walked right, you brought her on the show and then you immediately told everybody her husband is a cheating dirt bag. And then when that didn't work for you, you said that he wanted to fuck you. You are the worst. Yeah, and she's like,

listen, we come from a small town. Try that, a small town bitch. Okay, and we are everyone knows that he's a fucking horror. And I'm like, oh, I did, I did hear that. You know, Fisker actually barked at me and Tamra is like, well, he walked into my fucking gym. And he said he wanted to fuck me. And Jen's like, Tamra, we're not going to have that conversation again. Okay, not my stay. Okay, namaste. Oh, one, two.

And she tells us, Tamara said she was gonna show up on her friendship, and this is not how you show up. Sorry, but I do not have a one single friend, the docks this way. And Tamara's like, oh, really? Is that part of it? Maybe that part of it? And Brad with that? Anyway, well, both of her hands, Brad's back up to the end of it, and he said, what you're worth. Cause Brad knocks the golf away with it. And Jen's like, well, what about fans, walked up to LA, and he said, what's your worth? Cause the bar knocks the girls are buried with it. And Jen's like, oh, really, you wanna talk about that party and how you and I were on the phone that day?

You wanna talk about that, Tamara, Tamara, I'm not doing, I'm not doing this with you. I'm not doing it, young lady. I am not doing it, young lady. We're turning around, we're going right back to the home. Is that where you wanna go? I'm turning around this duffy right this moment it's a matter of like to do it with me and that the guide i knew back then

you had the hearts for him and then who else had the hearts for him who else tamra who else had the hot form that day tamra tamrakos not miss when i have that's what you're trying to and sinew a not me which by the way like gen was a necessarily insinuating that but tam, certainly with the guilty conscience, chimed in with that. And she's, you better watch it, Tamara. She's like, get up and get to right in her face and start screaming in her face.

And then she throws her napkin at Jen's face. And then she's like, come on, maybe I talk to you to my dad? You talk to me, you talk to me. I have the hot spirit of time, what you said. You should talk to me, if you're boyfriend, if you're bitch, you talk to me. She runs away because that's what Tamra does. Whenever Tamra is wrong and being called out, she runs away.

She runs away. We all know she's a fucking liar, but this is so funny. She just runs out screaming through no boo, this classy restaurant. She's like, fuck yeah! I know. And Jan's going, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. And then she runs after her.

So she goes, Tamara, Tamara, Tamara, stop, stop, Tamara, Tamara, Tamara, Tamara, Tamara, stop. I'm done. Bye. Bye, bitches. So back at the table, Gina's like, oh my god, I can't eat more with her. I can't. And the one's like, is she always like this? My god. And they're like, yeah. Heather says, you know, I've seen this kind of behavior from Tamra before. And honestly, I just don't want to direct it at me. Okay.

We know how they're so then she's like, so by the way, we're new friends of yours, Jen, and we just want to make sure you're okay. But if you want to say something, now's the time to say something about Tamara, bring it up right now. Do it. Yeah, say it, say everything right now.

She's not here, you can say it, it's safe. And Heather's like, she'll be very vocal about you, so you should really, you know, say something, talk shit. Come on, talk, it'll be fun. Say some shit, do it, it's both means. And she's like, well, that what she just did to me, that was really fucked up. And I will say that, that's so far,

that is the T.I. will give you. I feel that that was fucked up. And they're looking at her like, girl, this is your big moment, okay? Are you gonna be on this show and drop something about Tamra? Because everyone knows there's gotta be stuff about Tamra. I mean, Tamra and the OC, there's gotta be some swinging or three sums or, you know,

come on, there just has to be. It's Tamra and Eddie and the OC. Jenna has got to have some shit on Tamra. Yeah, so out on the sidewalk, Shannon runs up the sidewalk, like, Tamra, Tamra and some shit on Tamra. Yeah, so out on the sidewalk, Shannon runs up to the sidewalk. Like, Tamra, Tamra, and then she sees Tamra saying, Oh, thank God, there you are. Oh, God, Tamra, are you okay?

And Tamra's like, I'm not entertaining her bullshit. She's sitting a dish back to say that I was hitting on him. She's like, is that really what she was saying? No, yes, he's this fucking tall. Why would I ever hit on him? I'm like, he's this fucking tall. Why would I ever hit on him? Make it the same height as Eddie So then is he is Eddie short? Eddie has short energy to me So Emily is back to the table. I'm gonna say are you saying you get the camera?

How's the hots for Ryan and Just like I'm not covering anything, you know, listen, I'm not covering anything up for her, I'm just like, listen, I don't need to cover anything up for her. So maybe why am I, maybe I shouldn't cover anything up for her. And Heather's just sipping and looking at Gita like, we're about to get jam around. And Jen's like, what I will say, and they all stop and look at her. She's like, there was a lot of joking about how Ryan was. And now she's, or how hot Ryan was. And now she's offended when you when she said the same things about Ryan.

I mean, that's a two way street. So I'm not really sure what she's upset about. And then Jen tells us here's the real story. She goes, there is a barbecue. Tamarine Eddie went to Ryan's house and Tamar called me from there and she said, come over. I met hot gym guys house. And then she jokes and says, she said, come over, I'm at Hot Gym Guys' house. And then she jokes and says,

should I go up to his bedroom and take one for the team? It was funny. I mean, does that mean that like she doesn't love Eddie? No, does it mean she's a slut? Yes, but now, two, three years later, you're suddenly uncomfortable? It doesn't make sense. You don't get to do that.

It's not fair. Okay. So, she said she... She said she... Not the amazing Tia was hoping. I know. So she thought the guy was hot. I mean, I don't really care. But I guess she's saying, I don't know what this has to do with the friend coming up and telling Eddie, watch out for that guy because he fucks married women. I don't really get how that's the same level of. It's, that's not, but basically she's saying like, you know what, Tamer, you have to chill out because you keep on making a big thing about the fact that Ryan said I'm gonna fuck

her when you also made like sort of a similar joke about Ryan. Or like it was just a joke at that party. Like someone was joking at that party going, hey, you better watch out for your wife. That guy loves married women. Yeah. She's like people were being fun and flirty at that party. And out of the hammers trying to act like it was some, you know. Horrible. I think there's, I actually do not believe for a second that someone went up to Eddie. I was like, you see, Eddie, this is really important.

Ryan goes after married women. You have to watch out. Yeah. Of course it was a joke. Of course someone went up in joke because Ryan is with Jen and Jen was married. Like ridiculous. Yes, and so now she's acting. I'm like, it's the biggest scandal,

which is so tamar, you know? So outside tamar is still fuming that this girl stood up to her. I'm like, oh my god, he's a fair. He's a fucking fair. Consume that, if they're not here, back then I do matter, and I just, I did, yeah.

And chance like chance didn't happen Did she know that what wasn't that uh, or did Tamer tell her I you know I never mind I can't even go back that many years because I can't remember myself continue Heather didn't someone say so I don't know Like in like in tap and Shannon's first wasn't I can't I can't go on I remember that the big thing being the Vicky knew that David had gotten abusive, like they had a crazy abusive mind or something and Vicky brought it up and she wasn't supposed

to bring it up on camera. I remember that, but I don't remember the cheating stuff. I feel like there's a good chance that if you went back to the early seasons of Shadow and Bidor, probably even her first one, there's probably a scene of of Tamara gossiping and saying, yeah, well, you don't know what I've heard about David Bedore. Like, I guarantee that scene is there.

So, I don't doubt it. So, Shannin's like, um, well, you know, I'm just wondering, you know, oh, uh, where the table and we're telling this woman that he's not into you and he doesn't love you and you're just midi in. It reminds me of Channin. What if that happened with Channin? That what I heard mean. And Tamara's like, where the bitch? It's like and he doesn't love you and you're just midi in it reminds me of time What if that ever with time that what her mean time is like why that a bitch? It's like time. We doesn't care

She's like I'm gonna find screaming a lot in gintakeela Like she's shut She's clearly going through something because there's no reason why saying that should make you cry and the fact that Shadon is like starting to sob as she says like it makes me think of John and what a and what a same as him, and that John and John was like, whatever. Yeah, she just ignored her, you know, and so she just left their crying. So she follows her back and say, okay, I'll do shots too.

So then Jen sings, she's not really okay. And then we see Tamara and Shannon going through the restaurant. And Tamara goes, I saw Zwena, it was very small, I'll tell you that. And Shannon's like, well, that was when it's limp. So if you got that tick back, that's why. And the sushi chef's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Shannick, Shannick is like, you know what? Jen may be an idiot. I mean, I'm pretty sure she is one. Let's be honest. But let her figure that out on her own, because for me, something that I've wanted my entire life is to be in a partnership and to have people say that we don't know if this guy is part of your team, that he is

intentionally keeping the mayo on the tip of the shelf to gas like you. I can't imagine something more crushing except for of course my to be in question for the weight of a man-haze jar falling on it. So Jen back at the table is like I don't even believe this comment that Ryan walked in and said he wanted to fuck her. Like what? That doesn't even make sense. And Heather's like,

um, well, she has heard it from more than one person. Says who? Says fucking Tamara. I mean, give me a break. And Jen just dares to have there like, I'll do it with you later, you know? Because I think Jen's gonna be a force in the future. Mm, I hope.

I hope. I hope. Sam Lee is like, Well, Tamara's war is like, is the one who says things about your relationship, but then when you did, but then you defend her yourself when she gets pissed. Oh, I have to defend yourself. And she says like,

I mean, how many napkins have to like smack you in the face before you actually say something negative about Tamara. It's clearly more than one. Like, talk shit for more than one like talk shit for crying out loud talk shit and Tamra is at the park banging on it going I need a sound she's so extra in this full of people she's so

fastless shenan is mortified you see her face she's like oh oh I don't know the swimming I have no idea I was like I'm ready to lose my. And then she chose to a guy and she got some match tonight. Uh, Timmer, um, he may be married. I don't know her. I don't know this lady at all. So then back at the table, they're now on Heather. And they're like, Gina's like, yeah, you all defend her. And Emily says, I don't, but Heather does. Yeah, Heather, you're the one with a phony relationship

with Tamara. I do not have a phony relationship with Tamara. And to kiss you, dude, it's the fakeest fucking thing I've ever seen. And I spent all last year sitting across from you and all the years having conversations with you. And now you act like your best fucking friends with her, so fucking lonely,

and it hurt my feelings now. Well, okay, when we did have a period of time like your best fucking friend with her. So fucking lonely. I literally am feeling that wrong. Well, okay, but we didn't have a period of time when we were apart. And Emily's like, I think that Heather is afraid of Tamra because she can be very nasty. And no one wants to go through that. And as soon as Tamra came back around, Heather wasn't interested in him anymore in me. So then basically Emily's like, you know, she needs a change of a dress form and she needs to put tamers ass because that's what she loves now. So then, um, Jean is like, yeah, and I'm questioning whether or

our friendship is what they're not because I'm at that. I really feel like we are friends and I was like, oh, me too, me too. Well, listen, I don't bring bags of Max's old clothes to just anybody. You know, I don't have Alfredo pack up all of the recycling bins and drop them off of just anybody's carbs. I did a fundraiser for you. I had all my servants donate their favorite pieces of Tupperware and I dropped them at your stoop.

I mean, what sort of friendship is that if that's not real? Um, so Gina's like, yeah, but then in Montana, you guys were talking shit about those guys were talking shit about your career and it goes, yeah, but I was very stressed then. And Gina's like, yeah, but then I came to you to tell you to talk to you about it and just, well, listen, I hear what you're saying, but let me talk. You're not letting her talk. That's so, like, I hear you, I hear you. That's how you interrupt somebody. I hear you, shut up.

I hear you. Now, like, if someone we're talking about Emily's law career, right, Emily? Like, let's just say that. And it's like, which chamber is done? Right. And maybe you had your kids and gone on a different direction. And you had to turn down several deals from CBS

and potentially to be. And that's just where you are in life, okay? And you're like, yeah, but I come to you as a friend to tell you like to open your goddamn eyes and you sell me out? No, I just asked her. She said, she didn't do it. What am I supposed to do?

So I'm with you on that point. We don't need to reblood again at it. I said, but not there. And Heather, oh, I put not go running Taddle Tail to get brining points from the prison's large march. But I already said that. So Jean is like, well, you're supposed to dress your friends instincts. Not just the fuck is going to trust Jean as instincts. I'm not trusting you. I'm not trusting you.

Who the fuck is gonna trust Gina's instincts? What are you talking about? You look like you just got a free makeover from three different counters of Bloomingdale's and then wipe any of them off, okay? Not trust your instincts. Is speaking of instincts and Bloomingdale's, is Tamara in the same outfit

she was at the Pink Flamingo party? Why is she wearing that? I'm confused by this whole episode. Okay, so then Heather's like, I hear you. I hear it. So does the rest of the restaurant, actually. I guess you're all very loud. Okay, so Gina's like, yeah, and now I'm going back and I'm logging stuff throughout our career and I'm looking back and I'm like,

is she my real friend? Did you know that? Oh my God, you were the biggest betrayer. I know. Worst. When you're logging that stuff,, you were the biggest betrayer. I know. You were the worst. When you're locking that stuff, are you using the beautiful pad that I bought you when I gave you all those clothes?

Okay, just wanna make sure, just wanna make sure. So then Tamar and Shannon come back and she's like, honestly, I'm like really upset because I feel like you're not, you're like just trying to like manage the relationship between Tamar and Shannon or like whatever. And she was like, oh, wow, I guess we just walked into this now. Great.

Oh, it's like walking into a refrigerator and three bottles fall out. Surprise. Well, I feel like you, I feel you and I'm sorry, but you may want to understand what I've been going through. I've had some personal issues that may have coincided with the same time period that you may want to consider. Um, like the fact that I had to tell people to put things in boxes for my children. Or, hmm, it was a very emotional time. Ricotta made going down into the Richard Marx area and they're not allowed them there. It's very emotional. So, Gina's like, wait, then lean on the people you should

lean on. I'm like, she was trying to, you weren't responding to her text messages. You dumb, dumb. Yeah, you proved not to be her friend. You proved that you didn't want to be her friend anymore. So, like, you know, you can't be surprised when someone flips on you. Even though time is a tattletail. Yeah. So Timer's like, okay, I'm quiet angry. Jen, I am livid. I'm telling you that right now, I am livid. I'm sorry for throwing a napkin in your face.

I wish it were a pit of fire in your face instead. I'm fucking livid. Timer cannot let anybody else have attention for one second. It's so funny. And Shannon's like, no more. I'm going. I'm going after Heather quiet.

Quiet. They're going after Heather. Just watch and enjoy. And Jen tells us this is bullshit. You. Tamara can take her, her, her mess back. She can take her napkin back. And then she can go clean up her own mess.

Shroom throws the napkin at the camera. Honestly, good throw. Good throw. She, she landed that napkin right her own mess. Shum. Throws the napkin at the camera. Honestly, good throw. Good throw. She landed that napkin right on the lens. Great work. So she can go, No, what though, it's like the little things.

Like when I first told you I was going to get a real estate license, you were like so excited, but you also brought up Nikki. Yeah, which is a fair complaint. And there was a guy. Oh my god. He's a very diminishes her as an adult. She goes, oh my God. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man.

He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man.

He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man.

He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. He's a very good man. actually a decent offer, I say. I mean, yes, it is condescending, but shut the fuck up and don't look at gift horse in the mouth. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Take the plotter. I hear.

I hear what you're saying, and I am sorry. If I made you feel diminished, I thought that with something you enjoyed in life, by the way, you moved into your small diminished house. So anyway, I'm gonna take back this gift I got from you. It's a sign for Marshalls that says diminished. Apparently you would not like that. And also the trap is stuff for my my God. Seriously, she's got like a whole fucking book of a lager. She's logging. She's logging.

Logging. Now there's a career you could go into. I took it too far and I thought I was being helpful and I crossed a line with it. I apologize. Don't know what I'm apologizing for. I'm just going to say this because I know it'll shut you up. Now look, my first thought was, wow, Heather's really grown that she can just say, I'll work on that. Heather is, I don't believe it. I think Heather's going to come,

she's going to do something to get Gina back now. Basically, what was I going to say about Stupid Heather? Basically, Heather sees what's happening. She's not new on this show. Okay, she sees that the whole table just came for her and she's like, okay, they're going to come for me now. So she's going to go into massive planning mode and I look forward to seeing what happens

for the season because she's not gonna take this shit lying down. Mm-hmm. So Heather's like, I hear you, I will fix this. I will probably never speak to you again. You know, let's be honest. So she is like, Terry just texted me. Terry just texted me.

Shannon. Oh, yeah. Shannon just texted me. Terry just texted me. Shannon. Oh, yeah. Shannon. What? What happened? Is it, is it, is it the children? Is it John? Is it the Duffy?

Is it the Duffy, did the Duffy think? Oh my god, the Duffy think. The backup is to go for fucking make it about Shannon, who she still hates and will never forget. But this is so Heather right now. Whoops, I just happen to get something to move all of this onto Shannon's miserable life. Shannon, Terry just texted me that David is getting a divorce.

Oh, how, how, how, thank you, thank you. Sam, oh, okay, oh, I was very alarmed, but now I have a big smile on my face. I mean, I am so sad for David. The smile is how I express my extreme grief for him in his relationship. I know he's getting a divorce. Why do you think I'm wearing the red dress I bought to wear to his funeral? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You know what, she actually already left.

Yeah, isn't that hilarious? Oh, wow, it's funny. You got to get a divorce. And, you know, it's funny. It's happening on our anniversary day. Ha! What a... Wow, your life's a door killed by coincidences. Oh, wow. So she doesn't love this because now this is just gonna be this lady who's now got a baby

cutting into the finances for her kids, which she's right. This lady's an absolute nut job. Anybody who's seen her on L-Internet. And David, you know, being in his own grave over there, as usual. So she leaves the table to call the kids and get all to silverware out of that house. They can't read anything that's worth anything. Take the televisions off of the wall and bring them to me.

And Taylor is like, oh my wow, this black cod is amazing. We're finally gonna eat. Yeah, I feel like the waiter's too afraid to come over the table. I'm starving. And Lauren's like, well, this is fun. Like, oh, I'm sorry, Lauren, you failed your audition. It's great meeting you, goodbye.

So they laughed because they finally made it through a no-boo dinner. Even to the wackoo. And then they liked the wackoo on fire, and they laughed because they finally made it through a no-boo dinner. Even to the wagyu. And then they liked the wagyu on fire and they laugh and laugh. Fun episode. Oh my god, it was so good. And next week, it is the return of Vicky Gumbelsen. All right, everybody.

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