Watch What Crappens - #2163 RHONY: Ubah Hot!

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’s trauma story. Will it be enough to make the cut? Let the panel decide. Also, Erin tries pulling a humorless prank and Ubah finally gets heated. This week’s premium bonus is about our crippling insecurities and Ronnie’s weight loss journey. And for the first time ever, it comes with a trigger warning. We know, we know. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, that's a minor. Well, actually, it's more like the home pulled her over. She was just driving on a road and that home left out and it's not her fault you got pulled over by a home. I was like, who wrote this PR piece? Was it this like blurb for Shannon? Was it Archie? Because it said Shannon Dore clips home.

I was like, well, that's a very sweet way to put it. She just clipped it guys. Shannon was like the super cuts of homes. She was just doing the home of favor, guys. That home had ugly bangs. Shannon was trying to help it. Um, we clearly will be talking a lot about Shannon's night on crappy hour, which is happening tonight

on Instagram. Go to, or go follow us on Instagram at Watch Your Crap. But then follow the two of us just for the fun of it at Rod and Karen and at Ben Mandelker. So crappy hour is the thing that we do where we go on to IG and IG live. And we like to talk about what's going on in the world of Bravo. And this Shannon thing is wild. I feel like this is one of the wildest arrests since Countess Luan.

So we're gonna dive all into that. That's gonna be at 5.30 on the West Coast, 8.30 on the East Coast, 7.30 on the Central, 6.30, mountain. So come join us. We're gonna have so much fun with that. And the way it's gonna work is, we're gonna be talking, and there's like a question function on Tim. So come join us. We're going to have so much fun with that. And the way it's going to work is we're going to be talking and there's like a question function on Instagram You just you just click if you have questions you just submit it on the question function and we're going to we're going to try to read through a bunch of those questions on the air

And then we'll call people up to chat with us. Yeah, we're going to do that for like 45 minutes. Yeah, and then the end of we're going to have a speed round with you guys You're going to have a minute to state your peace. Speak your mind. We look forward to hearing from you guys. We love doing that. And hopefully we can get pro enough at that to start releasing them as audio, Bravo gossip type episodes because there is so much of it tonight. I mean, Bethany in trouble forgiving TJ Maxx workers gifts. Shannon's DUI, Brandy Glanville defending herself. The Lindsay and Karl break up some clips of Ramona on Turtle time. I mean, just by the way, we have him. Oh, man, that, oh, wow. So much.

Have we been discussed that? I don't think we just got the lead. It is, by the way, I just leave it all. We didn't discuss the latest because Lindsay released her statement on Friday. For fuck's sake, I've deleted all of this. Okay. Lindsay was very blinded. So by the way, Justice for Lindsay, but we're gonna get into all that tonight.

But for today though, we're talking real housewives of New York, I would say almost like one of the tensest moments of the entire season happened today. It was shocking. They finally had a cliffhanger that involved a fight. Actually, no, they've done that before. They've had a few fights. They just sometimes have the cliffhangers that are like,

and then I was stuffed into a box or something. And it's like, it ta ta ta ta ta. It's like trauma cliff hanging over. You're like, okay. Trauma cliff hanging over. That's it. Now I don't know if anybody saw Andy Post. They did the, the reunion this weekend, this past weekend.

And Andy came on to his insta. And I was like, that is, we did it. I mean, we cried a few times. Everybody was crying. I mean, God, there was so much Kleenex, so many tissues. And we did, I'm so proud of these people. Fuck off with this.

So now I have to watch a three-part reunion of you fucking people crying. Are you kidding me? Get over it. At this point, it's Trump's turbation. You know what I mean? It's trauma masturbation. And I've had it with you people Gizing all over yourselves with your trauma, okay? I'm over it. I'm officially over now that said do love the show

I'm really having fun with the show um and I had a lot of fun this week with the show. It's getting me really wild up Which is what I need from a show. I just need more riling up less crying Okay, I think it's by the way also go listen to our bonus episode, which is all about need from a show. I just need more riling up less crying. Okay, I think it's finally, by the way, also go listen to our bonus episode, which is all about our personal traumas. So you wanna talk about being a fucking hypocrite. That's me.

I think this show has really got me so mad about trauma that I'm like, what? I'm gonna share my own trauma. So go to Patreon if you wanna hear that. There's a lovely episode. It was a lovely episode. Roddy was bearing his soul. It is very dramatic, but anyway,

just wanting to acknowledge that I'm a fucking hypocrite. You're not a hypocrite. Listen, I don't mind if people share their trauma. It just, it feels like sometimes on the show, it's a little bit of the trauma Olympics. Like, it's like, well, this is my trauma. Okay, now what's your trauma? Oh, your trauma's not good enough.

And you're like, whoa, which is also very funny to me. The whole jessil thing, like I'm cracking up, I think like jessil trying to have a torture childhood is like ridiculous, but also them like coming for jessil when she's just sharing like what her experience was is also ridiculous. So I do think that like this cast now that they're like stuck together on an island, they are it is becoming more cohesive to me. Other people have felt that's been cohesive all along, but I definitely, you know, I think it's, you know,

it's on the right path, but that being said, I did feel like it was not the most inappropriate thing to start the episode with, the nice big image of a shipwreck. Like just a boat on its side. I was like, it is kind of the season. They can't just show a trip. They can't just show a ship.

They have to show a traumatized ship. A traumatized ship. Okay. The ship is wrecked. It's arrested. It's been left alone. I mean, this ship literally starts with a ship crying scene. This fucking show.

I'm telling you. And I agree with you about people seeming more cohesive because they're stuck together. I think it's like family. You know, a lot of people say love bonds a family or good times bonds a family or it's a family vacations. You know what? Bonds a family, getting over how much you hate each other

and coming together anyway. It's all the trauma of your family of like what? Your parent, all the ways that your parents really fucked you up and the ways that you were able to see that they're only people to and forgive them. That's what's brought me closer together. Literally everybody I know is not really the fun times. It's the shanty times that you kind of get over.

So yeah, I agree with you. The wreck ship that still just keeps on trucking. Perfect. Perfect representation of where we are. Yeah, it's like some discarded Pixar character like from some movie called Ships. But you know, it was like the Mater was there. There were car-acalled Mater in that awful movie cars. By the way, awful, awful movie.

But you know what? I will never watch the movie cars. I never watched it. I never will watch it. And I generally love Pixar animation, but I wouldn't do it. Because guess what? Guess who I don't want to hear from a fucking car. I've had it. Okay. Listen, even Herbie had his limits. He haunts. Herbie, Herbie was an asshole. I think that of like sentient car. I feel like we have, kit is like the best sentient car. Herbie is a brat. Christine, I feel like it's misunderstood. And I think that's about it.

Christine, you know what? Christine probably had some legitimate gripes. I think, I think like, if like I think that like now that we understand more about the patriarchy, I understand about some of the central, you know, paradigms in our culture. I think if we go we understand more about the patriarchy, I understand about some of the central paradigms in our culture. I think if we go back and examine Christine, we don't see that we're like, she was just trying to get by. You know?

Yeah, Christine just wanted to live her life. You know what I mean? Like change her oil once in a while. You know what I mean? Like pay attention to your car. She just wanted to get fucked by an SUV, probably. She was like, I just, I'm a horny car. And I got these people in me and they're ruining my vibe.

You know? Oh, Christine. I think Kit was so acceptable because, A, David Hasselhoff was so fucking hot. And so Kit was like, hello, whatever you need, Michael. And I think the rest of us were like, yeah, on me too, Kat, you and me both, bud. But it was very coded gay, by the way. Like, it was like, I'm sorry, I can't do that for you. Okay, shall we do that?

Whatever you need, Michael. It's like, yeah, just very sexy. You know, Kit didn't just like drive you someplace. It's not like now where they're like, automatic driving, getting your tests on the tests is like, broo, beep, beep, beep, beep, coming close, coming closer. No, it was like cool, it's like a cool one. It's like, Michael, I'm pulling the car around. And it would be like, boom, boom.

Three spin, like donut spins. And it gets you right in front of the TJ Maxx as you make your escape from the bad guys. Also so sad that the bad mobile is not, the bad mobile is not self-driving, is it? Maybe it does self-driving in some parts, but like at this point, it should be self-driving. You know what? I don't know because they keep changing the Batmobile, but this most recent Batmobile

was so great. Like it was all murdered out. It was like cool. It had wheels that were too big for it. And it was like, I don't know, it just looks so good. It was kind of like a regular car, but like murdered out. Cracket car, air conditioning seats.

I feel like it probably like missing a very obvious feature. It's like, it's a great car, it's murdered out, but not air conditioning seats. Or like, it's like, it's got like an analog mirror. It's like, like Batman's like trying to pull up to the back cave and he's like, go and press the garage. And it's like, fuck, I forgot. I've got an analog mirror. It's not embedded. He's like looking for his clicker You always have to remember your clicker like kick can do you so much stuff but can't open the garage

It's like damn it kids come on You just if you just like literally flew me from Russia and then did a summer salt through a lake back to my house and you can't open the garage. No Michael can't do everything for you lazy fuck. You know that kid on the weekends is like going to Inagrant's house. Inagrant's like today I'm inviting over my friend kit who's a car but also loves banana crunch muffins. What are you gonna make for us today, Kit? Kit's like, fuck off, I'm a busy. I brought the flowers.

I brought the flowers. You're the cook. I would hope that Kit just wouldn't take any of my shit. Okay, we need to get to this, because this is a work day. Yeah, yeah, so we are working. So we're an English rep. A shipwrecked.

A shipwrecked. A shipwrecked. Sickt ship wrecked ship. Si has a coffee on the balcony. Aaron does a workout. You know, I have to say I give Aaron a lot of shit on this show and it's not going to stop today. Okay. It's definitely. So please Aaron, if you're listening to this, fucking stop it. This isn't for you.

Aaron, even an always me working out. I hate how Aaron works out. This is she's doing one of those like body weight workout things where you know, listen, I don't, I don't think you should have to buy expensive equipment to work out girl, do the body weight. She's just so in unethys, she's literally doing this. She's like, oh, like her hands are kind of moving up and then kind of moving now. She's like maybe doing a slow walk.

Don't pretend to work out for the cameras. Go eat a fucking bagel in bed. I mean, this is pointless what you're doing. Yeah, I got annoyed too, only because I haven't worked out in two weeks. And so, I was then seeing her workout, then made me feel shitty about the fact that I hadn't been working out. And I was like, fuck you, you're on vacation, don't work out. So, um, so then got no guilt about that at all. Love it. I have guilt. I have guilt, but it's, guess what, it's starting today. I signed up for yoga class. So, um, well, hey, that, that burns 500 calories signing up. Just the intention to sign it for something burns the calories. It was hard. I had

to put down my chocolate croissant and I was like, I'm going to do something to be good for my body and then I went back to my chocolate croissant. So, Aaron is exercising and knowingly. She's like doing like a peanut and the x-ling in the background. And then, Sy and Brenner in the kitchen and there's one of the staffers of the villa, his name is Charm, which I was like, finally this cast has some charm. And then he's sort of like in the way. He's not in

the way, but the woman in the way of what he's doing. So he's like, oh, sorry. And then size like, oh, no, no, no, it's just a couple of hose hanging out. And I was like, grown. But then I realized that actually written hose on the kitchen island with like breadsticks or something. Sauce jams or yeah, what worth it. Let's just swim jams. That's what I was thinking they were too. So they're talking about working out. And so I was like, work out. I had to do my job this bloody. So then we go to Uba and J Jesshole talking about what they're going to wear today because

the show is what you wear saying Wu having a trauma and sobbing and then taking selfies while you're saying Wu again. Yeah. Talking about what you're wearing during those selfies. So they're doing that. And Brynn is coming to see Aaron work out. She brings her some celery juice and Aaron's like, oh my God, did you bring me celery juice? Did you know that that's like the key to my heart? Can I just say if we're going to make a list of shit that's wrong with this show, that's it. Who's key? Who's who's heart is opened with the key of celery juice?

Come on, man. Yeah. That that right there, that should have been a red flag for casting. That they're not going to valve it there. That's how you open hearts. Yeah. And then Brynn of course, she puts like the seller stock in her mouth and she's like, do you want the stock as well?

I'm like, oh wow, we're starting early. We're starting early with the Brynn with a with a Bryn stick. So you have to like, oh my god, like I'm being blowing the celery. Oh celery, but hey guys, fun fun. This celery ham chops your back in. People are rolling back. Ah. She's really exhausting me.

Like last episode, I was like, this is the brine I'd like. And I was like, suddenly up on brine. And now this episode, I'm like, I can't. Like, I'm just, I'm exhausted with her, with her manufactured for TV persona that she has going on. I'm sorry. When she's real, she's really cool, but there's so much of this like, oh my God, I'm gonna blow the sorry stock.

Then I'm like, I'm, I get it, I get it, I'm over it. So they're gossiping and Aaron's like, um, so like, Jussle was so funny last night. I know you weren't at the dinner, but like literally hall Larry as. So okay, what is Jussle say? Tell me, tell me when I blow this celery. So, like, well, we wanted to know about her, right? So we asked her to open up and then clips of clown music playing over Jussle's story with us. So I mean, because listen, Jettles trauma may not be as like, you know, I was poor and abused or whatever everyone else's are. I'm not making fun of their trauma. I'm just saying maybe it's not as traumatic to people's minds as hers, but her parents still went through a lot, her family went

like she was talking about serious stuff. So for them to be putting clown music over it talking about serious stuff. So for them to be putting clown music over it, it's not cool, you know, and it's like it's not, I think it's not bad show needs more clown music in general. I would have to say, it's not bad trauma. Here's what I'm saying. It's bad, it's a bad trauma pitch because that was not a serious trauma moment. They were like saying, okay, we don't know you pitch us your trauma and tell us if you're cool enough to hang in this group. And that was her moment to audition and really bring her traumatic moment. It's like the traumatic moment with Chessel. She just didn't pitch it properly.

You know, she did it in a kind of smoothie accent. She did it like then my parents traveled and then it was very difficult because my uncle had to take care of me. You need to work on your trauma log line. I guess it's the short weep saying. Yeah. Well, I mean, I feel like she lives with her trauma log line. So it's a little hard to, you know, pov it.

She's like, it's not really a log line. It's more of a name. Well, just a log that lies beside an embed and has fried chicken grease all over its branches. So Aaron, Aaron's like, you know know like the thing that like bothers me about Jessel as I feel like she hears your story she hears side story she hears uber story and she wants to have the same story But like that's not your story And Prince like yeah, that's okay. You don't have to be like oh, I grew up

You just have to like have something that can like, outshine that and so forth. I haven't seen that so sorry, just a little. She actually says, you don't have to be like, I grew up poor and I was smuggled into the country. Which, that was an odd weird. I don't know where I felt the need to say that, but I was like, who's story with that?

I want that story. And Aaron's like, um, but it bothers me because like these are not comparisons you can make. And I was like, your parents didn't help you at all. I mean, my parents helped me and I can say it. And clip of Jessel being like, my parents didn't help me though. Not one single time. I call my father on FaceTime right now so you can ask him, okay, yes, he paid for my college, but other than that, she goes, yes, he paid for my college and all that stuff.

I'm like, oh, all that stuff. You know, like it was just like a stick of gum and, you know, four years of tuition, but, you know, like generally speaking, my parents didn't do nothing for me. And so I was like, well, I would love for somebody to help me. My God, I wish that I had someone, didn't you marry a rich person? That's a thing. It is so rich that he literally

doesn't have to work anymore. Like give me a fucking break, you are privileged. So if you have a certain amount of privilege, you're not allowed to complain about your trauma or is it like when you got your privilege? Cause you're pretty privileged at this point. So are you only allowed to complain about your trauma pre-privileged? Are you gonna be... Are you gonna... Are you okay with the fact that your children are gonna probably have the same kind of stories as Jessel because

that's that is the trajectory they're on all their children, right? Because they're all growing up in privilege now. The kids, which is honestly, it's fine. But it's just funny. I just, I hate, I mean, Jettel does herself no favors because she does kind of try to make it sound like, you know, when she say, I had nothing grieving. I absolutely nothing. I mean, sure, three square mirrors a day and I had a loud instant, you know, like occasionally when we're at the country home, I did, you know, get like $10 to go buy myself an ice cream from the local store, but other than that, no money whatsoever. So yes, he does sound like an idiot.

But also, like, SIE is very much about like, like, okay, so this is where it was tough for you. Okay, it was tougher for me. And I'm like, I don't think that's how sharing should be either amongst friends. Watch what happens and winter is crappening of the funniest recap broadcasts. But if you want something more eerie,

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It's not a traumatition. You know what do you say? Like how do you say it? Like I guess people say trauma on Limpix or whatever. But yeah, it's not a competition to see who's hurting the most. And Aaron's like, well, okay, they paid for King's college so she kept going and going and just saying like, our parents wouldn't let her come to New York. So she's like, oh, I had to live with my uncle and I had nothing. So I was like, you know,

Si really opened up again, because Si can open up because she grew up poor. So I was like, you know, Si really opened up again, cause you know Si can open up, cause she grew up poor. So like when she does it, it was like really opening up again. And she was like, listen, you lived with your uncle, I was homeless. I'm like, oh my God, done.

You're a big trauma last week was you worked at Sears, which is fucking offensive to anybody's, or who is currently working at minimum wage or has worked in the past in service or whatever else. Like, I don't want to hear that from some rich lady. Like, you want to talk about trauma? I actually had to work at Sierra Suad at times. Like, fuck off, dude.

Yeah. And so then we go back to Alaska night at dinner and just like, there's a point where I had $20 in my bank account. I'm not even joking. Oh, it was $20 plus about another $100,000 that my parents put in there. But look, pretty much just $20. I mean, it's not like it was my savings account. It was my checking account.

It's difficult it is to take $20 out of an account when they cost you two dollars to take it out from the ATM in the first place They don't let you just take out 18 dollars. I was basically broke So then so I go, yeah, well there's a point where I had zero dollars and zero cents I was negative 498 dollars all I ever had was overdraft my life was overdraft Do you know what it feels like to have zero dollars and zero cents no money? No parents cash to cash in. I have no parents to cry, house to cash in.

I have $20 in a bank account, I'm gonna bank account will be a dream when I was young. I'll be a dream. I'm like, okay, I get it. It was very rough for you, and that's terrible. It's amazing that you overcame that. But honestly, if you have $20 in your bank account, that's also not a lot of money.

That's very, very scary. And I actually think that's like a legitimate thing to, you know, like to be, I think with Jussle says, I was an intern, I only had literally $20 in my bank account. She's just saying, like, that's where I was. Like, I was like a poor young intern. And then, Sy just has to come and just like shit on her $20 story.

That's like Congrats, you're the gold medalist in the trauma Olympics. Congrats. You're going to be on a box of Wheaties and you're actually even complaining on the box cover. Like, what are you serving me as cereal? What you call this food? What is this what I'm getting? Wheaties? Great.

Great. I want a whole cereal box to just get get fed Wheaties. You know, can I be a gold medalist on like a caterer box? Can we do that? You know what I was like, can I use to chop up rats and put them in puddles on the street? And that was my cereal. So you're rich now and you're sitting here complaining that you're not getting the same victim points and it's gross're sitting here complaining that you're not getting the same victim points and it's gross watching rich people complain that they're not getting victim points. Like for someone who constantly complains about food,

you have zero taste, okay, read the room lady. Well, she probably feels guilty. I would not be surprised if there's some like psychological element where she kind of feels guilty that she's like very wealthy and will off now and that she almost has to like, you know, remember I was four. She's probably can remember I was four. Yeah, there's probably some inner conflict that she now does live in a life of privilege

when she used to not live like that. And so maybe it probably is triggering to be around all the like this, this, this, this these discussions probably trigger something inside her. Either way, whatever's being triggered is bland and boring. So you're triggering it. You're triggering it. I'm bored. I'm bored.

I'm out. You have officially reached the triggering threshold, and I'm bored with you're being triggered. Now, being said, just not saying anything about what she's actually shared, being stupid or anything like that, it's just the competition. It's like too much. much. So then we go back to the chef cooking, and Jenna gets a plate and joins Sinebrin, and it's windy, and her dress, her like robe or whatever blows up. So she has to like cover her badge. And um, I just saw Jenna Lyons' pet-jong.

And now this is where she starts her love affair with Jenna Lyons. Jenna Lyons. Hey, I want to make an announcement, by the way, for people who are listening to this podcast, continue listening, everything is fine, but just realize we didn't hit live on the video. So I'm going to hit live on the video now, and I'm just going to let video people know that we already had started and that if they want to hear the first part of the podcast, they can go listen and that they're going to, okay, so I'm going to hit it right now. Everyone ready? Okay. Yeah, just to live. Go on. Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm just hitting live.

Okay. Hello, watch our crap. Video people. Guess what? We forgot to record in the video. So we already started the podcast, but don't worry. You haven't missed much. We've talked about Kit from Knight Rider.

And now we're complaining about Scy, but we're literally only 30 seconds into the episode. If you want to hear anything that you missed, just listen to the audio part first. But anyway, okay, we're all back at sync, yay! And that was my fault, and we were talking 24 minutes and about literally about my thing. But yeah, we were talking about siding in the victim Olympics and trying to compete. So basically, everybody is gathering now for breakfast,

and Uba is talking about how Jessal snores, and Jessal's like, ah, babe, you're really going to do this right now. You're going to out me for snoring. Oh, you, oh my god. Talk about drama. Am I right, ladies? Being outed for snoring at breakfast. Am I right? Yeah, it's of course, they like, Uber plays like a recording and it's like, Jessel really snoring loudly, which is I think actually pretty embarrassing. I mean, this shouldn't be because snoring is snoring,

but I can imagine being like, I don't know if I'm like this PR, I'm like a fashion PR lady who has women who have like clown dots on their face, she'll get my apartment from Vogue. I don't know if I want to, I don't think Anna went to her, would love to, to like just listen to me snore on national TV. My friends did this to me on vacation one time because they were like,

oh my God, don't let Ronnie sleep in here. They're like, Ronnie, don't fall asleep on the couch because you're going to snore. We want to stay up. I'm like, I don't even snore shut up. So they taped me and they just sat there laughing at me for five minutes. And honestly, not a cute snore either. I snore with my mouth like wide open and my head like tilted. And then I just make this like. It sounds like you've called the plumber to take out 20 years worth of poop from a drink. It's like, like, I was strangling Donald Duck.

Well, I think the other reason why I got upset at them all, like, listening to the snoring and laughing at Jussle was also because I got, I had this sneaking suspicion that if someone did this to Aaron, she'd be like, I think that's a total violation. I'm sleeping. It's a natural thing that the body does. And now you're going to humiliate me in front of all these people. And I'm the cackling hag, cackling hag, cackling hag. So, Jesswell's like, but it's not like it's loud ugly snore, and they're laughing and laughing. And I'm like, oh my god, this is hilarious, snoring. Did you hear about the snoring? Oh my god, the painted thing about me snoring. Did you hear snoring? That's fucking ridiculous. They have like a good five minutes about snoring. And then

jessles like, well, I am a little congested, I guess. And so I was like, now now girl you snore Jessel doesn't like to admit to anything, but guess what she snore Got her sigh. She's like just like I don't snow that was oh, you know what it was You know it was you know you've ever heard of a noise machine Sometimes have a hard time falling asleep if I'm away from povits So what I do is I put on a dust real cranking sounds. That's all you heard. That's it So what I do is I put on industrial cranking sounds. That's all you heard. That's it. So then, so I was like, oh my god, look, I see there's a boat.

Speaking of, we're gonna have an amazing boat time today. Do not wear heels, all right? Because we're gonna have fun. Where you hear, where real, where it fake, it's gonna get in the water. Cause it's boat day with side. So now we get a picking outfits montage. This show really loves the outfits.

Is it gonna be the Pucci or the La Johnson? Big question, that's it, that was the question. Si's choosing like, do I wanna wear this? It's a Pucci, do I wanna wear La Johnson? So I was like, okay, great, exciting, she's something. Ah, so everybody gather some starts wooing at each other, because yes, this show. Oh my god, you look so good. Oh my god, you're a sun-grang. Oh my god, what are you waiting for? Oh my god, it's the Johnson & Johnson. Oh my god, what are you waiting for?

I love this bikini on. You look wonderful. So then they arrive at this boat. There's Nelson. He's the boat captain and Si is like, if I'm planning the trip, was anyone not expecting me to get a boat? I mean, when we think of Si, think of Lux, okay? I'm like, uh, do I? Because last time I checked in, you were saying, I was negative $498 that I worked at CS, and I was $0.0.0, and I used to use socks as underwear as also underwear too. It was a weird thing. It was a weird time of my life.

I'm like, okay, so what do you want us to think about with you? You know, fixture branding, babe, because you also spent an episode crying that someone kept giving you so many gifts without paying you for the free gifts that they possibly expected you to put on Instagram. So let's talk about how lucky you are while you're sitting around waiting for free shit to be sent to you in the mail so you have a fucking wardrobe.

Give me a break. And she's like, yeah, look at me. Like, look at this, but like I want people when they look at this boat to be like, wow, this entire thing is edible. Just lick a piece. To be fair, I ordered a gravy boat and I actually accidentally got a real boat. So that's why we're here. So everybody's wooing and wooing and wooing and wooing and wooing and wooing and then

there's some more wooing. Yes. And Aaron is, she's like, she's making jokes about like, what point do we get to throw anyone in the water? Ha ha, because earlier, Uber threw Aaron in the water as a prank, which I'm shocked did not become a whole thing. But like, I thought Aaron would, you know, turn it into a whole like, I mean, why would you do that?

Like, I'm a mother. But I forgot that like, Erin is in the mode of selling that they are having so much fun together, which means that anything that happens, she has to laugh really hard and hold an African to rush. Of course, we are real New Yorkers having so much fun right now, so good.

So she was like, yeah, well, yesterday, Uber threw me in the pool. I'm's like, yeah, well, yesterday, uba threw me in the pool, I'm not like leave the door open to pranking. So doors open, pranking doors, so yesterday, we see the clip and Aaron's like, and now she's just like avoiding getting thrown in the pool, but it's just a matter of time, uba, you start as a pranking. Dun dun dun. Wow. Why does even Aaron, like, it's just amazing the different things that Aaron can suck the

joy out of, you know, pranking boats, sunshine, the Caribbean. Let's also suck some fun out of saying woo to each other and have another woo segment where they do with orange juice and everyone's like, woo you look great, woo you look beautiful, woo well you look beautiful whoa we're beautiful on a boat whoa we're rocking crazy I'm flaky crazy animal balls and then Brynn is like rolling her arms or something and she's sort of like across the table getting up in like she's sort of like really close to Jenna and then she like licks Jenna's fingers she's doing the Bry's like doing the brin. Brin is doing this whole flirty thing.

I'm into you, Jenna, as if she didn't two days ago, spend a lot of time in energy, like, shitting on Jenna and getting mad at Jenna for flying business and complaining about double standards about her and Jenna. So, yeah, that's the latest on brin. I also don't love when straight people do this to gay people. I find it annoying. I think that Jenna is called well, queer bathing is usually when they do when people would like a straight person will flirt. And this is just how I have known it. So

argue with me if it's incorrect. But I've always known that to mean that it's like straight people flirting with a gay person and then the second a gay person does something back, like, oh my God, Ronnie hit on me. You know what I mean? And then they try and turn it around and like make you look like an idiot or use it against you in some way. But I don't know if you need to take it that far for it to be queer bathing up, but to me, that's what it means. But either way, this is just fucking annoying, like

stop. Like leave one queer woman on the show alone. And stop. But it's a marketing technique for fiction and entertainment in which creators hint at, but do not depict same sex romance or other LGBTQ plus representation. So I think like the version, I feel like the version that you are describing is queer baiting, but also it's like queer baiting

with a mix of not. It's like queer trapping. I think it's actually queer trapping. But I think trapping is queer, isn't it? Because that's like a kind of dance. Well, there's, well, there's trap music, but there's also like, but trapping is also, that's also slang for like, what's it called? So that's also slang for like what's called that.

You know, I think of the word, you know, like trap house. You know, like, but like, like the old, like old hooker houses or whatever, like back in the day. Yeah. Someone said, we're so into, we're so hip. We're so into, no, it's the cell drugs. Okay. Here's the point. I'm old.

Okay, I got it. I accept it. I really don't like when straight people do this to gay people. It bothers me. It's annoying. Yes. So she goes over, she's like, do it. Do it, Tina. Do it. Do it.

Jenna like this. And then she like sucks on her finger. She's like, oh, and so I guess, oh my God, we're like five minutes from kind of link yourself. Yeah. It's really some of the worst television I've seen all year. So then the way you guys just that one moment. Yeah. Not the whole show. This is one of the best episodes of the season.

Just that moment. Maybe you're a pop culture. So later, they're laying out. And Jenna... Plotts down. And so I was like, so great. Yeah, we see C turtle just really exciting and like It comes out. He's like C turtle C turtle look. There's a C turtle and size like okay

I've gone the water so I could flat my big and same saggy tits my teeth What's your trauma C turtle? What's your trauma? He's like well All of my brothers and sisters died before they could even touch the water Yeah, but with their work with Sears, I don't think so. Get the fuck out of your sea turtle. Get better trauma sea turtle. Learn to log line your trauma. Are you fucking idiot?

How much money is in your bank? How much money is in your bank account sea turtle? Well, according to the bank of the underseas, I have actually about $12. Oh, yeah, I tried negative $498. Get the fuck out of here, see Turtle. Mm-hmm. So some people are going swimming and some people are not going swimming.

And Aaron's like, you guys aren't going swimming. And who, but I would rather be around the food. And so Jenna gets in with them, which is surprising, but she wears her full Heather DeBro scuba outfit to do it. Mm-hmm. I love all the parallels between all these different shows. Like who would have thought two shows aren't the same type where people were Scoobo outfits

to or wet suits to go swimming. So the just like only Jenna Lyons could pull that outfit off. I mean, if I even dared, my uncle would leave me $10 in my pinky count and tell me to unpack some fashion boxes. May I have a clean ex please? May I? Oh my best friend, sweet sister Jenna, I love this wetsuit on you, it's very sleek, it's like a bow-mount thing, it's just like, it's absolutely beautiful and stunning, but

best friends now, it's official. That's a fisher. Si, I can, you know, just continuing her streak of intelligence. Great, great, great, great interview. Burns. She goes, oh my god, Jenna, get that scuba outfit off girl. Sharks are going to think you're a seal. What do you think that scuba outfits were invented for the fucking ocean? That's where they got scuba diving. The fuck lady.

The seals, I mean, the, yeah. I've officially had it with Saturday day. I've had it. Yeah, I'm done. I think this game is gonna be better gay. Get a gay to show up for you. Please, you're killing me. The sharks, the sharks have given up on this boat.

So, um, Brynn's like, uh, I think that, yeah, that looks like a bee. Like full cover, you know, it looks like a bee. Like full cover, boo, boo, but like, I think it's all sleek and sexy. It's like salary that you can just blow. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. So, Jassel, Uben, Brynn stay on the boat. And Jassel's like, oh, I can't believe you didn't come

this night, dear, dear Brynn. I needed needed bodyguards because these two were coming at me. Everyone's in sight. And Brin's like, um, oh, so you've got in that sandwich. Ciao. Even a fight scene, I have to talk about like sex scenes because that's my thing. I'm like, I'm really sexy. Uh-huh. I'm getting a good sign in sandwich. So, so, Jassel's like yes well, so I asked him a simple question. Where did you

first work when you came to New York and I said I'm living with my uncle in his three storey penthouse in Manhattan and I got my first internship and I wasn't making any money and I got my first job and I was able to move out and they were like How long did you live with your uncle for how long this how long that how much money did you make and it was like Yeah, they wanted timelines. It was not good And so just like they wanted to take they want everything they want to receive actual physical receipts may be And It was like yeah, and they weren't taking anything she said is truth. So Brent's like, okay, what do you think they were trying to get at here?

And she's like, well, I think Aaron thinks I'm lying about the fact that I grew up with nothing. I mean, why would I lie about that? I feel like Aaron's like, oh, you come from a wealthy family and it's just not true. And Uba's like, yeah, and they just won't believe her, no matter what she says. And, um, Uba is telling us. She's like, what is it in you to question what I'm telling you? You know, she said she had $20.

Like, size screaming that she had nothing, nothing, you know, 20, okay. So nothing in $20, it's the same. She goes, we're born broke, okay? Everyone who is born is born fucking broke. Okay. By the way, this was my favorite uva episode because I feel like you know She wasn't doing the like I'm so wacky thing I think now she's like okay Monday to with all these awful people and I'm cranky and I'm dropping the wacky thing, I think now she's like, okay, Monday too, with all these awful people. And I'm cranky, and I'm dropping the wacky thing. I'm gonna start really, like,

I'm gonna start speaking my mind. So, she bases like, zero dollars, $20. No difference. So, Jessel is like, I don't explain my shit to anyone. And also, if I'm explaining my shit to you, do you want to question me about it. You know, I don't know what they want to hear from me. I'm a super rich Indian princess and I have a fucking elephant and some man child who comes home smelling like fried chicken

and mayonnaise. I don't know. There's just no reason for me to be ashamed of coming from wealth, and if I was worth it, I would be like, I'm fucking rich, but I'm not! You know, if I came from wealth, I'd be calling Tom Cruise to see if he wanted to come over and rub my shoulders, but I'm not fucking rich, which is why parvin needs to get a better job so a child can get into a school and meet SURE. We just need our socially inept children to finally get to Montessori school and meet the Tom Cruise clan. We're okay with Scientology, we'll take it. I don't even care if it's Montessori.

Listen, if it's Montessori, we'll sign up that's really the only reason they need to be educated. So Brynn and Jenna are talking now and Brynn's like Jenna, Jenna, hey Jenna, I'm sucking down pineapple juice for us Jenna for later Because as we've all learned from real housewives to New Jersey Was I'm so brand brand is like I'm a second for good looking successful New Yorkers. So Jenna tells us uh, which by the way, don't say that back to her though. You know what? Brand Mike's really successful good looking people. So make had dare you had dare you spread that around.

Have you read my thing? Dead. I doned for BP. She's like, she's like, I don't want gifts. I can't want connection, but by the way, I'm really only interested in really wealthy people. I like successful New Yorkers. That's what she's saying, successful New Yorkers. So Jenna's basically like,

Bern is incredibly attractive and sexy and we're run an island. Who knows what might happen? Actually, I do know. I'll probably go sleep early and answer working emails in the morning. She's like, but it's not a no, definitely. I like that she's just kind of rolling with it

instead of getting annoyed by this like I am. So Bren is back at the table and she's like, I'm watching this guys. I'm gonna like get a ring. Like I'm gonna flirt with her so much that I could have ring. I can see it now. Brin lions, the wedding invitation,

the credit card, the salons. Ah. Ah. And then Nelson comes over with cocktails. And then she's flirting with Nelson. She's like, thanks daddy. Can you just like part in my mouth a little bit? Ah, ah, ah, ah.

I'm, you know, here, again, I am not approved, but I just, it's just try hard. It's just so try hard. It's just so try hard. It's such a try hard stick and it's so sad. So should you. It yeah. So Uba's like, well, just especially with her past couple of weeks,

it being like, people don't take me seriously on Instagram. How do you talk about nightlinks? It's like, okay. So then Uba gives her a lime. Basically, they're all like doing this like flirting bit with her. And Uba is like, by the way, Jenna, Brynn has something to say to you. Jenna said, Brynn, and she goes, maybe I have a little crash. She bottoms up, Jenna.

So then they're talking about how tonight there's gonna be, there's gonna be lobster. And so Jess was like, I'm so excited. Pilot, pilot, captain, nurse, and said it was lobster and Brittany goes, oh, wait. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you think you're going up pilot? Ah, ah, ah, and she's like,

well, you do them the same thing. They drive things, I don't know. And so, which is by the way, not a great way to dissuade people that you grew up in the privilege of me. You're like, pilot, captain, worker, it doesn't matter. There are people you pay for to do things for you. You know.

Trust me, when you were a poor person, anyone moving a vehicle is called a pilot. We couldn't afford more words. Alright. We couldn't afford the Soros. We could never figure out a real affortion because my poor family couldn't afford a vowel. It was very difficult to grow up like me. You should have seen it. When I was a child,

how many times I tried to get my pilot pens to drive the car. My mummy would say, no, it's a pen. I said, but it's a pilot. It works for us. So the captain's like, oh, we need somebody to drive the boat. And Jessal's like, I'll drive the boat. And Brynn's like, I don't need to drive the boat, but I'll ride you.

Ah, it's like, it's so, it's coming on like so quickly. This episode's like, every single one. Yeah, it's coming on like so quickly this episode is like every single one yet is coming on quickly Yeah, it's like quiet theoretical brin I just put the try is so hard with this one Jesus It's so Aaron's like jussle doesn't need to be operating heavy machinery when she doesn't even know the title of the person who operates the heavy machinery. Cackling Hives. Okay. Well, Aaron, this sick burn would be a lot sicker if you realized it was a boat, not heavy

machinery. I'm sorry, heavy machinery is like working in a factory, a boat is a boat. So Jess, Jess was like, God, I'm your new captain now. And no one cares, they like don't go watch her anything. So she's like, how do I tip these bitches off the boat? So then back with Brynn, Brynn's like, guys, she came to me and while you guys

were in the water, I was like, oh my God, can you take two seconds and just keep something to yourself? Literally, you have to tattle tale to Aaron of all people the second she gets back. Like you just stopped fighting with the tattle tale. Aaron and Brenn are two sides at the same coin. They are the worst. And like, it's like housewives and it's supposed to be messy,

but housewives doesn't mean like hearing one thing and immediately going to tattle to start a fight. That's just not what it is. That's fun messy and not fun messy. And they're like not fun messy, I can't explain. It's try hard messy. It's try hard messy. So she's like, you guys, she was in the water.

While you guys were in the water, she said that you guys were coming after her. I mean, talk about coming. I could be coming, right Jenna? I'm gonna stay on Jenna's face and I'll be coming right Jenna. I'm gonna stay on Jenna's face and I'll be coming to. I'm gonna be coming. Aaron's like, we weren't going at her.

I said, just tell the truth. So that way we can say while your truth is not as impressive as our truth. I was just calling her truth a lie. We weren't going at her. Yeah. And friends like, well, she said you were getting, they were getting very nitty gritty. And Uppacose, which is the truth? You guys were doing that. And Aaron goes, uh, because I wanted the truth. Have you never seen a few good men starring Tom Cruise,

future's father of my children's best friends? Yes, I've seen it. So I was listening in from the captains we are pilots we are So now jessles back and it was like okay, well she told Bren on you It's like um you told Bren we were going at you. What's up with that? She goes no I just said you asked me questions and I told you the answers and you guys were dissecting it all. And so I was like, well, you know why? Because the answers weren't simple with you, Jessal. All right. Nothing is ever simple with you. And Jessal's like, okay. She was like, yeah, like you did you like, did you get help? Did you knock it up, Jessal? What is it? Oh my god. Okay. Why are you so upset about it? A, and B, she gave you answers.

You just didn't like that and C, her answers were, yes, audiobooks. They were audiobook answers, but it's only because you guys sent her into a tap dance because you weren't believing anything that she said. Yeah, well, I mean, look, I get it because it does sort of sound like Jessel is trying to kind of be like, and this was my hardships, you and they're like that. Honestly, you're trying to make it sound like Jessel is trying to kind of be like, and this was my hardships

who, and they're like that. Honestly, you're trying to just, you're trying to make it sound like it was hardship, just like, you've got to change your tone on that because like, it's insulting to us who went through like, real, like, very intense hardship, if you're trying to put it at that level, it's upsetting. I get why they're upset, but at the same time, also, if you, but if you ask someone, like, what's your backstory? And they say well, I moved to New York City I've lived with my uncle and I wasn't I was an unpaid intern. I was opening up boxes It was really unglamorous and I only had $20 to my name

Don't shit on that. That's a perfectly fine story. That's like that is sharing what like you either You can't claim that you want to learn about someone and then just shit on their story Even if you do feel like totally they are like, they're reaching, you know. So just like, listen, I told you I didn't get help. My father didn't help me. Did you not get that part? And so I was like, the man is not mad. I think just all online. I used to have to add 675 plus 675 plus 675. to add 675 plus 675 plus 675. To even understand what I would make in a day is tears. Okay, that is mad. And Brinds laughing and Uba jumps in and she's like, well, to be fair, she did say that.

She said that I wouldn't have been able to move to New York if her uncle hadn't helped her. So I mean, she did say that. And it was like, isn't it funny how these girls don't have an agenda with Jenna? Like Jenna could say her mother was an alien and these girls would believe it, but Jessel could bring her mom right to them and say, this is my mom, and they'd be like, we need DNA. That's true. So Aaron's like, you don't get what we're trying to say. Okay, you constantly say my life was so hard and so hard and just like, but I'm not constantly trying to say that.

And then goes, but you are. But that's what my reality is. No, it's not. Your life is not hard. You didn't have to grow up doing difficult things like seeing conference rooms with coloring books while Brad and Gwyneth signed documents. That's hardship. documents. That's hardship. And she's like, yeah, your life wasn't that hard. She goes, well, I'm not comparing myself, but you are. But you are. Because you had a perfectly fine life. And Justin's like,

oh, okay, so you lived my life. Who are these people? Who was Aaron to say that? How do you know? You don't have to hold all of them. It's really, really, really hard. Aaron who literally was handed a company by her father and by the way a completely culturally appropriated name for a company. I don't even remember what it is. Do you? What is called trap house? I remember remember what the name of it was called the Nelson Mandela company of real estate? Fucking Aaron Like trying to decide who gets to have the most trauma that you don't know Guess what rich people also have problems guys. Yeah, I also have trauma in their lives

This shows warped up that we're to we're sitting here be like rich people have I know but it's like it's up. Like people from all walks of life have different sorts of traumas. It's fucking offensive to sit there and tell somebody that they were true privilege to ever have any kind of a feeling, especially another rich person who's trying to kiss the ass

and be cool with somebody who worked at Sears One Time. Like I can't. Yeah, and again, like just know this, your children aren't going to be like this, and their stories will be 10 times worse than anything you hear from Jessel. So Jessel is like, she's like, you know, Aaron goes, well your life was so incredibly hard

when you lived with your rich uncle and he goes, I lived with my uncle, did I say he was incredibly rich? I mean, sure, you know, he had a yacht. Sure, he had a country club, but you know, it wasn't available every single day of the week. He worked all the time. He was a little tiny man in a suit with stripes

and a little monocle, and he would walk around a game board and tell little silver doggies what to do, or stop silver cars from could pass and go and collecting $200. He worked very, very hard for what he had. He, you know, he was a humble man who had merely just the parking lot, but it was free parking for people. He worked his way up and, you know, he had a railroad that was so so decrepit it was called B&O it was Bardi Ode a Railways can you even believe it? Listen he wouldn't have owned boardwalk he would have owned board drive

somewhere if he the money to. I remember from saying that kind of for and people think Marvin Gardens is beautiful but it's just weeds people don't understand I mean, it's not like Marvin Hamlish now that's rich So um, it's just like do you know your name should be Erin? It should be queen of assumption because you just assume things about everyone and Aaron goes a good one By the way what Aaron says that which and Aaron goes, I'm a good one. By the way, while Aaron says that, which she goes, good one,

she's adjusting her dangling, solid gold bracelet as they have a fight about who's poor enough to come. She's like messing with this giant gold, saying it on, I mean, and the sad part is that when Aaron goes, a good one, I'm like, unfortunately, based on what we've seen this season that has been the sickest burn we've seen all season,

queen of assumptions. So, none of you are winning in that department this season. This is not a good burn in case I have to say. So Jussles, like, Brynn was lying. Like what the heck is, you guys are saying I'm lying. Like what the heck is wrong with you? And Jussles tells us she's about to jump off the boat. And Jenner's, Jenner's like, I don't know why Jussle's story is bothering you so much, Aaron.

And she goes, because it's just so inauthentic. Oh my God, you just had a fake vowel renewal for TV in a completely different season than your wedding date. Okay. And you pretended you'd never heard of WAP so you could get some awkward Karen laughs. And I know you guys are friends, okay. And I'm pretending to be a group of friends. So let's talk about that.

You are the most phony fucking person on here. I can't with you, gatekeeper of pain. So Jessel, so Jessel, I believe it's Queen of Assumption. Sorry, Roddy. So Jessel, so Jessel tells us what I think is the truest take, which goes, it seems like Aaron is projecting her privilege onto me. Exactly.

So Jassal's like, I'm not going to try to justify my shit onto you guys. And I was like, you don't have to. But then why do you care? I mean, did you grow up in a horrible situation? Like what the hell? Is this like admissions to get into like, like trauma Harvard right now? Do you have to get like a, like,

an 800 on your, like, S.A. American. It's like American Crital. It's like American Crital. Like you have to get up there and sob. Like they're auditioning your pain. It's making me nuts. So just like, you don't know where it came from

and bring goes, we don't. And so I go, yeah, that's why we ask. We ask, even when we ask, we ask about you all, well, my parents come from Kenya. And just like, well, that's, is that not my story? And so I go, we want to know about you. Oh, really? So who we are has nothing to do with our history or where we come from. Exactly. You should talk about your mom more. Didn't you just have a whole fucking monologue about your mom last week? And what about Jenna's pain?

Jenna's pain is all her mother. And what about Brinds' pain? Brinds' mother, Brinds' pain all come from her parents. Literally all the trauma queens on this show have based everything on their parents, but now that you've already used it, you're going to say that that's unusable. You don't get to just change the game in the middle of the game that you set up in the first place. Yeah. And then just was like, why are you lying inside? Because I can't get the point across. It's the same shit. And then your point sucks. This is not trauma not fully, okay?

I'm not playing this game with you. You know what this game is? Sorry. Like you're sorry, and I'm sorry that I have to watch this. So, Bryn is like, or is he saying Toronto, sorry? So Bryn,

Bryn goes, the Brooklyn came out of me and going, I've been popped out. Like are we in a boat or are we in, but the boat digger, Brynn goes, the Brooklyn came out of the wing, I've been popped out. Like, are we in a boat or are we in the Bo-Degas? I was like, this really, I would not, it was just sawy raising her voice briefly. I don't think this was like, the quote unquote Brooklyn coming out.

So Jess, she did, no, the Brooklyn West coming out. She's like, no, like she got really mad at her. I don't think it's cool to be like, are we in a boat or in a bodega? First of all, are like bodega's places that you go yell at people because of bodega's literally a grocery store.

So my bodega was always at a stock. So I don't even want to hear it. And she's like, I'm getting out of here. You started this. You fucking started it. Don't act like you can't believe that everybody's mad. You literally got them all fighting. Yeah, so Jussle Space is like my parents are in my story.

And Upa tells us she's like, you know, any generation people share the story of their family. And you are who you came from and it's shocking that these intelligent women don't see that and it's annoying and actually quite embarrassing. So yeah, then now it's size like, I'm done with this conversation

because I don't care, I don't care. And then Jussle goes, okay, well, I don't care that you don't care. Crete, ha! Got it, two for't care. And then Jussik goes, okay, well, I don't care that you don't care. Crete, ha! Got it, two for two today. Crete of a suction, I don't care that you care. Oh, good wine. So I was like, okay.

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