Watch What Crappens - #2166 Below Deck Down Under: Zimming With Sharks

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under ends its second season with Joao reverting to his ole Joazlebub self and Jaimie still waiting to see if Captain Olaf to call. This week’s premium bonus is about our crippling insecurities and Ronnie’s weight loss journey. And for the first time ever, it comes with a trigger warning. We know, we know. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! Watch what you've been, Kids what, Happens when they're so While it happens I've been so much fun!

But when you're so happy Kids what, Happens when they're so much And happens! Well hello and welcome to Watch what happens! A podcast for all that crap we love to talk about. I'm Leo Brahms.

Hi everybody, I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good. Welcome to the end of the season of Blow Deck Down Underban. I know, and by the way, standing ovation for a tremendous season and also standing ovation to a really good season finale. Sometimes these below dexies and finales can be a little rote, sort of like they go out. They have

dinner, the cap takes them at dinner, there's happiness, some drunkenness, and then we spend 15 minutes watching people leave the boat. But there was, um, there was drama all the way up to the very very end. So standing ovation to a wonderful second season. Yeah, I've really, really good one. Uh, everybody, thank you for being here. We are on video today. As always now, you can find those videos at crapens on demand level over at patreon.com slash watch what

crapens. It's also where you will find our bonus episodes. This week was a pretty serious one. Usually they're fun and funny. Sometimes they're about our lives. Sometimes they're other recaps. Sometimes just go over there. Join it. Okay. Don't be silly. And thank you to everybody who has joined it and who has been with us. And thank you to everybody who hasn't joined it and who is with us right now. We don't care. We love you. Either way, um, also crappy hour super fun last night. That is our Instagram live show every other Monday night. So we'll have two weeks and two Mondays, first and third Monday of the month. We'll be back with another one, 5 30 PM Pacific time, 8 30 PM Eastern time over on our Instagram live at watch what crap and follow us both Ronnie caram and Ben Madelker on Instagram because why not guys get some needs, okay? So today here we are with well first of all do you have any other announcements you'd like to

throw in there just that you look great. Ronnie you wonderful. Well, thank you. I like to announce that Ronny looks wonderful. That is so sweet. Can you see my insides? Don't replace it, it counts. They really did my Botox tight. This, look how I cannot barely move my face at all. I'm not usually I get it so I can still move my upper. I can put my eyebrows up,

but I can't squish them together at all, but I guess it's the point but I look really funny trying to. And I have an announcement about my eyebrows, which was that I was going to plug in this morning and I forgot. So they're raging, they're raging even worse than before. Love them.

Okay, let's get to this. So we open this episode is to 18. The end is called, she's just not that into you, which unfortunately nobody ever told Colver. No, it was the shame. But the title did, so hopefully Chef Keem will read that to him later. We open with Albino Sharks on the bottom of the ocean. One is lying there and the other is slithering over it.

They showed that footage twice because they definitely showed that later in the episode too, which was crazy. Yeah, it's gross. You know, I don't wanna like body shame a shark, but your gross albino sharks. I don't even know if that's what you're called and I hope I'm not defending albino's

because albino's you're not gross. It's just how I would classify this shark if I had to make it up. And they are because they're sharks and sharks eat people. And I don't like that. A lot of lazy sharks on this season. We've seen a lot of footage of sharks just laying on the sand.

And I grew up and I was always told that sharks can never sleep because the moment they stop moving, they die. Which I don't think is actually true, but I grew up with that. It's not true at all. That is a damn lie. And we're because we and this show, if anything has disproven that because it's just a lot

of sleepy sharks, a lot of sleep. You know what else they've do for sure? They've disproven. They've also disproven that thing where if you eat and then you jump in a pool, you die. Do you remember hearing that one when you were little? Yeah, it's a classic. Yeah. I also think. Yeah. This one they eat and then they jump in the fool, you die. Do you remember hearing that one when you were little? Yeah, it's a classic. It's classic. Yeah, I won the eat and then they jump in the water all the time. All the time. I was also, my friend's mom told me that if you played Dungeons and Dragons, you'll die in the middle of your sleep.

So I think that's also really. Really? Yeah. I've never heard that one, but I like that we're getting into just like more random things. Yeah, but anyway, we had a huge clue. But I also like step on a crack and break your, break your mother's back. Or break your grandmother's back because that's been disproven.

I got it. I hope so. Yeah. Otherwise, there would be a lot of just to be a big mobile mothers. Yeah. There would be a real issue in the hospitals. Yeah. So big cliffhanger. One of the biggest cliffhangers we've ever seen in any

below deck franchise, Will's arena make in in volcano. I don't know. I mean, all the yucky about it. Tepe diaki. That's what I would call tepanyaki in, in these groups of episodes, because it was tepanyaki drama. Tepanyaki. It was tepanyaki.

It was tepanyaki. Tepanyaki. Tepanyaki. So stupid. But yes, they're trying to make Serena do tepanyaki for them. These horrible guests, by the way, these guests are horrible human beings. They're trying to force tepanyaki on an unt these horrible guests, by the way, these guests are horrible human beings. They're trying to force Teppanyaki on an untrained person and Captain Jason's like,

what the fuck, who cares, I'm gonna care, it's just, can't ask, who cares, go out, do it. Do Teppanyaki, what did you get paid the big bucks for? Yeah. So, Jason's mad because, I mean, it's like, don't do it, don't do it in the end of volcano. I'll do a lot of things, I'll do a lot of things. I'll do a lot of things.

I'll have sex with you. I will not make an onion volcano. Don't make me do it. It won't happen. Not my repertoire. I'm like, with a not my life experience. No onion volcanoes. And the last line of the last episode was a chef getting pissed because Serena said not

doing it. And he goes, oh, I'm going off the Richter scale now, which we knew who wasn't going to do, right? No, no, you're not. And he's sure as shit doesn't, he just goes up to her and she's like, am I being told it off right now? And he's like, no, we're having a conversation. All right.

Now let's go all in and deal with what you've got in front of you. We've just got to get on with it. Wow. That was like an earthquake. That was of charm. 93. 9.3 on the trance scale. He's like, listen, when I got onto this boat and I said, look at this 1977 Japanese fishing boat

that's been turned into a single prop venture yacht. Did I say I give up? I said no, I'm going to deal with what's in front of me. So I want you to look straight into the eye of that volcano, that onion volcano and say it's not Jehovah's the volcano. Zarina with the volcano. Now go do it. I'd like to think whatever anger management person has worked with this chef because we've never seen a chef like this who's been in so in control of their emotions. It's weird. It makes me not trust her food, but I'd like to think whatever anger management person has worked with her and taught her the poking your cheek with your tongue. tongue method of keeping rage at bay because she does, like you know, when you get some, I don't know, some spinach or something or kale, kale is a bad one. They get stuck between your muller and your mouth, too.

And you're just like, I'm doing it. Yeah, you're trying to get it out with your tongue. That's what Serena does to avoid, avoid beating the shit out of the captain. And I have to say, works pretty well. The captain's is not, in fact, could the shit be out of him? No. It's a lot of, she doesn't beat the shit out of him,

he doesn't go off the Richter scale, it's actually a pretty civilized experience, because it's just, it's just planning something on a day on your head and getting excited about it, and then all of a sudden it's just like, nope, not gonna do it anymore. Of course I'm talking about embarking on a three- sudden, it's just like, nope, not gonna do it anymore. Of course, I'm talking about embarking

on a three-month intense relationship with Joao, but onion volcano too. I'm involved in it. And let's not forget, you know, you get excited about something and then the last minute, you can't have, you can't have Culver, you can't have Culver, you know, it's not the first time this season

that that's happened actually. So I don't know how many times I'm supposed to expect Culver's rug to get pulled out from unto me. the first time this season that that's happened actually. I don't know how many times I'm supposed to expect Call for its rug to get pulled out from unto me. Here we are again. Well, you have your frustrations. That's fine. I have mine. I can't do a double prop. I just spent most of this season going in circles. No one seems to notice, but I do. It's tough. Let's try to go through it. We'll go through. We'll go on. We'll move on. I should say, well, I have been watching YouTube videos. That's one of the things I've done. He goes, all right, you're over it then. He just, he doesn't even

let her finish his sentence. He's like, all right. The job he has done, I'd like to thank YouTube for saving another employee's ass. I'm a strong thank you. You know, I know Zarina. I know what she's like. She just needs a little encouragement. She sees a mountain of work in front of her, specifically a mountain made of onions. And she needs to bite it off a little bit and take it one step at a time, one ring at a time, one blaze of fire at a time. He does a tap and yucky example for her and lights something and a pound like lights some onion thing. It's like a onion tower. Yeah. Yeah. It's not the kind of onion you're supposed to use in an onion volcano, but that's fine. I didn't think so either. Those are tougher onions to fry like that.

He's a white onion or yellow onion. Yeah. Come on, Chef Kim would know better. And she'd give to give over a lap dance. Come on, Chef Kim would know better. And she'd give over a lap dance. Come on, guys. The center team, man. So he does the tapayaki example and then goes, look, and then they go, wow, it's amazing. You know, you go to flip up some promes and then catch them in the math and stuff.

With this crew, that lady who just threatened to murder somebody behind the door for ironing her shirt, Ron, can you imagine if that lady who just threatened to murder somebody behind the door for ironing her shirt. Ron, can you imagine if that lady gets a fucking shrimp? Well, that drone on her skirt? I'm so glad you mentioned that. I thought it was so funny that, like, the lady complaining about her dress. And the other one being like, if she ruins my cult, guy, dress, I'm gonna kill her.

I'm like, but you guys have specifically requested a chef to throw food at you guys. You literally have chosen oily food to be thrown in your general direction on a boat, on a shaky boat. Get out of here. Go back to San Juan Capistrano. No, they said where they're from, and it's not shocking at all. We'll get to that later.

So, she giggles and he's like, okay, you'll do good. So he does a great job and he's like, listen, if all I can put on some budgie smugglers and serve the guest breakfast and Serena can make an onion vulcan, oh. And you know what, I don't appreciate you. I love Captain Jason, but dissing the art of tap and yaki, I'd like to think a tap and yaki chef

just threw a knife with a bit of steak on it at the screen when they saw this. Like fuck you, dude. I trained for years to tap and yaki properly. We're not doing false equivalencies here. Putting on a budgie smug there is not nearly as hard as making a small volcano out of increasingly smaller onion slices.

That is not the volcano. It's throwing food and getting people's mouths. That's like, people just assuming, oh, that's a guy throw him to just be like, hey, Ronnie, here's the keys. And then you throw him at me and expect me not to go, woo-ah! Woo-ah!

And start waving my arms like I'm being attacked by a swarm of bees. Okay. You can't do that to people. That being said, these people are so awful, they deserve an untrained tapayaki chef who will get scallops and shrimp all over their face. The community theater cast of Don't Worry Darling. Yes, I would love to see them get fucking half-rosh shrimp thrown at their fucking cold guy addresses.

You know what? And I fucking hope that one of them had a house that was clipped by Shannon Bedore. I'm like, I don't know who got their house clipped by Shannon. But I hope it was Melissa, who now have a little shunned out of Melissa. Yeah. I hope she got this seed.

I hope that she couldn't find like her robe. So she had to throw on the dress that Bravel ironed improperly and melted to run out to the middle of the street to find Shannon Bedore pretending to walk her dog. By the way Ronnie, I do have a grievance with you which you never sent me your steamer information. Well maybe you should read the comments on what it happens post because I literally give a night to 10 people. Wow. And now thanks a lot because now guess what I'm going to get. I'm going to get more 10 people. Okay. And now, thanks a lot because now,

guess what I'm gonna get? I'm gonna get more people commenting, Ronnie was the name of the steamer, and now I have to go to Amazon again. Okay. Why don't you put it on a store? Put it on Instagram, because you can't copy from an Instagram comment.

It's difficult. Because I'm not getting paid for this shit. Okay. So I'm gonna make a whole post. Well, that's true though. I'm not making it. Okay, listen, here's the name of it, everybody in case you want the perfect travel steamer, which I'm not getting paid to advertise it all, even though it's the best thing that's

ever happened in my life. And I would order 20 more of them. Oh, you know what you did send this to me. I did. Right. I thought I did. Okay. It's called the Nesugar, N-E-Sugar, N-E-Sugar, steamer for closed steamer, fashion portable handheld garment steamer. I'm sure it's nothing fancy guys, because it's called Nesugar. No one knows how to pronounce it, which means it's some kind of Amazon brand,

but it works very well. That's good to know, by the way, in my sewing class, the irons in that sewing class have never had such amazing irons. Have you ever used a proper industrial iron because it is a game changer? And on top of that, they're adorable.

The iron, you don't put it on it's butt. You let it just sit there on the ironing board and it has little feet that come out and raise it up. Like, oh, well, don't let it touch that board. I'm gonna just put my feet out. Oh, no, I've never used one, but I would love one. I'm gonna just put my feet out. No, I've never used one, but I would love one. I really get the information for you. Since you gave me steamer information,

I'm gonna give you fancy iron information in return because I think you would love it. Thank you. Okay, so now we go to Culver and Jamie in the mess and Margot's kind of watching them. And Culver's like, I got to, I got to something because you're not able to go to the beach with us today because Margot has stolen Jamie's final service day.

So Jamie's like, oh, it's a shell. Is it a broken shell? Did you get me a broken shell? You called me a shell? Wow. Wait a second. Is this just a... Also, are you just giving me a, a, a, a

a sliced up shell card? Is this just like to use in a gas station? But it's expired. Yeah, I didn't know what to do with it. That I turned it into a romantic gift for you. She's like, wow, the shells you get me, that's just so amazing. And he goes, why are you always being such a dick? And Mark goes like, oh my God, he just gave you a shine. You're so cool about it because he's cheap. That's why she's, she got stuff,

well, she got stiffed with his bill the other night. Now he's giving her fucking shells he found on the ground. Is that supposed to be cute? That man looks 47 if he's a day. Okay. How about instead of a shell, he gives her, I don't know, like a bar of soap so she can clean her back from having to lie down

in the bilge of the boat last night. Right. So yeah, common respect is free. So how about that? How about we just hand out some common respect. So then the guests are getting ready and Crazy Melissa is telling her husband behind the door because she still doesn't understand how television works. She's like, um, did you care about my dress? And he's like, oh God, you don't have a

dress to wear. I'm like, no, I'm still gonna wear it. And so she comes out and the dress like, which is a great smile. Like, ah, look at me. It's me. I'm so happy to still have this dress at that wonderful young girl. A iron for me. Thank you. Margot's like, oh, you look great. It's the dress. And then Andrew, he's like, okay, I get it. Melissa wants me to fight her battle right now. She wants to be the good guy. So Andrew's like, well, she said I bought this dress and I fed a bunch of villages in India. Then I got burned with a fucking something iron or something like that.

So, yeah, thanks a lot. Staff of yacht. By the way, she's so proud that her dress fed a bunch of villages in India. You could also just donate and feed the donate. That's gross. What a grossing the saying. What a fucking dress. It's like, oh, this dress, guys, this dress helped people.

And now you've ruined it. It's like, well, if you care so much about the fact that it helped people, they shouldn't care that there's an iron print on it. Here's my note on that line. I said, wow, you fucking little ass kissing little bitch. That's what I have. Wow. So Margot's like, wow, it looks beautiful, so good.

So then Joao is telling the guys, oh, well, tonight they're doing tepon yakki and we're gonna have to worry because they're throving their things all over the floor. It's gonna hit the floor. It'll be a little bit kind of like prom dinner in Zim. So the girls are like, oh my god Melissa the dress looks great. It looks so good. Don't look at the iron print Melissa. We'll have your head. It looks great Melissa. I want the guy goes, yeah, love the iron print.

Shut up Tommy Mahama. Okay. Not everybody can just leave their fucking house in a flowered shirt. Yeah, exactly. This guy Andrew. So Andrew is like Melissa's husband or something. And like last episode was Melissa being awful, but this episode is Andrew being awful. So Margot makes a bunch of espresso martinis in Asia. It's like Margot has blossomed from the toning stew caterpillar that she was to a wonderful service, butterfly.

She just uses her initiative and figures it out and just gets it done. No! Fly, Margot. Fly! Watch what crapens and winter is crappening of a funniest recap broadcast. But if you want something more eerie,

try the new podcast, Go Story, about my investigation into a murder suicide in my own family. Ghost aren't real, at least that's what I've always believed. Sure, odd things happen in my childhood bedroom, but ultimately I shrugged it all off. That is, until a couple of years ago, when I discovered that every subsequent argument of that house is convinced they've experienced something inexplicable too, including the most recent inhabitant who says she was visited at night by the ghost of a faceless woman.

It just so happens that the alleged ghost haunted my childhood room might just be my wife's great grandmother. He was murdered in the house next door by two gunshots to the face. Ghost Story, a podcast about family secrets, overwhelming coincidence, and the things that come back to haunt us. Follow Ghost Story wherever you get your podcasts. Listen everywhere on October 23rd, or you can binge early and at free on Wondery Plus the same day. So then, two hours setting up with Harry and Serena is like, listen, we're not cruising to Japan, we're in the great very reef.

And coming here and expecting a chef here to have training in this, I'm just a bit ignorant, really. So it's a bit ignorant, really. Which I kind of get. I agree. I mean, you could hire, again, we don't know why they did hire a Teppanyaki chef, but also these people are like way too into Teppanyaki. Like I understand Teppanyaki's an art and a type of cuisine

and so there of course is totally fine to be all about it. But this guy Andrew is like way too excited. I'm sorry, he's like, he's like, hey, says Arina, you excited for this? I like that you got your volcano all teed up. That's my favorite part. Oh yeah. Favorite part is the onion volcano.

It's like the most passive part of the whole show. It's like a stack of onion rings lit on fire and they just sit there for half an hour. And she's like, well, I've never really done this before. And he goes, oh, yeah. Well, guess what? Esha, Esha, when you come to the States, we're going to show you what this is all about.

You think Esha's going to go to the States and call your asses and she goes, you're taking me to a tap and yucky place. I look excited because I'm really quiet over this. I'm going to say, yeah, it's in Dana point. Okay. Oh wow. When she said that, when she said that, I was like, this explains everything. These are, we know. We know. We know these people from Dana point who got their Teppanyaki place and are just so fucking excited

and thinks the rest of the world has never seen this before. Girl. I know. Dana point, we've seen Teppanyaki before. I know. Okay, now of course I'm looking up Teppanyaki and Dana point.

There's a place called Itchybeary. Maybe it's this place. Okay, now I need to see I'm looking up Teppanyaki in the end point. There's a place called Ichibiri. Maybe it's this place. Okay. Now, I need to see the Yelp reviews of Ichibiri because these people are so excited. And they're such OC people. Of course, they are. Of course, they are. Of course, they are. I mean, okay. So it has three and a half Yelp reviews. I'm sorry, three and a half stars. So that's not very good. So they go to a shitty tepid-yaki place. That's by the ocean. So it's like, when you see these restaurants,

as you drive by, and like, who goes these places, it's these people. These people. So a lady with a melted dress. So then she goes, yeah, it's in the end of point, Andrew goes, we're legends there. I mean, honestly, mortifying. Do you catch the most shrimp in your mouth, Andrew?

I know, what is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? where the edge is there. I mean, we're lunch. We're like literally lunch at Chili. So Serena is like, okay, whatever you need guys, I'm here for whatever you need me,

because well, we were down one man overboard. Okay, we're missing someone. And then we see Taylor, who's the blonde with Chanel facing out sunglasses and called her tequila. And she also has gotten bad. Don't forget she also has a cold guy address too. So I think that she was just trying to protect her clothing. She's not even too drunk. She's just down there like squatting on top of all of her clothing like a hawk on an egg. Batting way moths. batting way mods. Go guys. Not the cold guy.

This gets near my cold guy. I'm going to kill the fly. So they're like, wow, so beautiful. And then just like, how's your toss, bra? And so Serena's like, I've never done this. I've never seen it. But he's like, no worries. Fake it till you make it.

That's how we do things. We know Dana point. Okay. By the way, not specifically Dana point. Anyone he's getting offended. This is mostly just general OC comments from being in the OC a lot, but also watching it on TV for many years. We've run and I have odd enough been to a few restaurants in Dana point in that area.

Like those restaurants that are like, on the, there's one called like the Rusty, the Rusty nail or the Rusty Sail, is the Rusty Pelican, the Rusty Pelican, they're all shit, they're all terrible. They're just like, you can see views and it's just like, they're all awful. And so it's just so funny that these people

are so proud to be legends at one of them. And so then Zorina's like starting this up, you know, she's starting to cook. And he's like, let's go. We're all in this together. Hey, I like your grill. The George Forum. And I want those in college, best 30 second hamburger ever. Like you're talking to a professional chef. Could you stop being so obnoxious right now saying that she's cooking a Foreman grill? He really is obnoxious. And what did you expect them to like buy a tap and yucky table that fits on a

yacht for you? You jackass. What else are they going to use but some fucking plug in flat top? What do you think they get? These people they're horrible human beings. So then she does the onion thing. One kind of topples a little, but they love it anyway and applaud. And it turns out, have to say, the captain was correct. These people are idiots,

and they don't need Cirque de Soleil. They need to see some fire, and they need to talk about what legends they are in Dana Point. That's literally all they wanted, and it turns out to be fine. Yeah, and they honestly, they probably could have had

Cole wrap the rose keith stone because these people are trash. wanted and it turns out to be fine. Yeah, and they honestly, they probably could have had Culver up there as Keith's doing because these people are trash. So, I mean, let's be honest. I mean, you can take the trash out of data point, but you can't, no, you can take the data. Okay, never mind. So meanwhile, as well, I was talking to Culver down the stairs. He's like, so are you going to let you lose tomorrow

or watch it, you're gonna go all the same with the the capital Z and Colbert's like, I think so. I think we all are right. I want to get drunk and find a seashell by the side of the road and give it to Jamie. And you're like, it's going to be different when we are live. I'm going to par my how about you and Harry's going to Sydney and you're all starts giving Colbert shit. He's like live I'm going to parma how about you and Harry's going to Sydney and Joanne starts giving Culver shit. He's like are you going to this boat? What are you doing? And he's like I think so and he goes well have you heard from the captain about the job then and he's like No, and Harry's like see you haven't even lined up the chop yet Come on mate! Come on! There goes that gossip officer.

So Culver's like, well he basically texted me and he was like, hey, you got it, no worries. And he was like, well it's quite unheard of. When people allow for couples to come on board, I mean, because if shit hits the fan, then shit hits the fan hard with couples, you know? No captain in their right mind would actually employ a couple after they've been together after 10 days. They don't say, don't screw the crew for nothing, or as they say in Zimbabwe,

don't eat a trisket with a biscuit, am I right? As they say in Zimbabwe, if your name is Bobby, you've probably robbed me. So you know, you better be prepared for the blues because it's going to fuck you up. Case in point, myself in Serena at the end of the day, you'll get nothing from nothing and that's all you can say for the lack of a Zim. It's a struggle, let the war. It's a hard industry to promise people things in.

I didn't realize that it was a lyrics to the song. But at the end of the day, so covers like, I think we'll be fine. At the end of the day, you get some pop-way for some pop-way. So then meanwhile, Zarina, she, uh sorry again. She flips a shrimp She almost gets it in the guys mouth, but like gets his nose and stuff and she's like that was a good throw That was a good throw then there's this guy Ross and he's like, hey, I want to throw I want to throw an egg at Andrew And his wife is McKayla spelled like m y c h g h k v w y a e HKVWYAE-HyfinLQ at Symbol.

And she's like, sit down, sit down. And he's like, no, no. And so he's like, goes to pick throat, the egg, but instead he bites into it, because he thinks it's a hard boiled egg, but it's just an egg. He goes, I thought that was hard boil. And then Andrew cracks up. And he goes, I thought that was hard boil. Aw, and then Andrew cracks up and he goes, hard boil, that was good. And he sits down and macaque the goes, um, you're done. You are done.

She is. Like, gives like, serious. He has broken, he's broken the Kolda Sack rule. Like, first rule of Kolda Sack Club, do not make an ass of yourself. Second rule of Kolda Sack Club, an ass of yourself. Second rule of cold sack club, you can talk about cold sack club. You actually can talk about it. It's okay. Those two really is, don't worry, darling, this whole thing. It's so funny. So Serena's like,

well, I guess I'm wet with this. I mean, if you're on a marijuana company, apparently you're pretty chill. So, you know, also sharing is caring. And so she throws another shrimp and misses again. And so the captain comes out and she's about to throw for the captain. And is he going to catch it in his mouth and it's flying in the air? And we cut to commercial. Yes. What's going to happen? And when we come back, we see those sharks in the sand again with the other one, just like rubbing its belly with the other one just like

Rubbing it's rubbing its belly over the other sharks snout. I was like what is this? Is this like a is this like the grandparents and Willy Wonka all in the same bed for right right now like come on Let's get some space. You got a whole you have a literal whole ocean and you have no predators Ben stop talking so much people are holding their breath. Sorry, he catches it. He catches it. He catches it guys. Okay, everybody take a breath. I made it through.

So Serena's like, oh, I don't know why I get myself so worked up and the captain hugs her. And she's so proud of herself for making it through Tepp and Yaki night. And honestly, I'm proud of myself. Actually, I'm not proud of myself because I got so angry last week about Teppanyaki Then I did again today and you know what I've nothing to be proud of I'm actually ashamed of myself that I got so upset over something that just turned out to be so simple guys

Teppanyaki Teppanyaki Listen, we can't all be legends that I can teppanyaki. So everyone goes to bed Now it's the morning and we see a very generic blue fish, like a lacking in character or style, or it's basically just like the Teddy Mellum camp of fish, just sort of like poking around the reef. And then people are waking up, people want coffee,

people want more coffee, Aisha is putting in contacts for Jason and then Jhua was talking to Zarina and they're talking in the galley and he's like, so how was Hurtina? And she's like, well, I think it was a full-on emotional moment for everyone yesterday, especially when that little prawn tumbled out of the guy's mouth and touched the hem of his wife and she threw a glass of water in his face and said not the cold guy, it was very dramatic, very, very dramatic. Well, it's also an emotional day for her because, wow, I stir out all day.

For having the nerve to trigger him on their date. So he's like, yes, well, I was actually in a shitty mood yesterday morning. And then he goes genuinely, genuinely. She goes, yeah, you were dead, hey, you know, I haven't seen you like that before. He says, well, it's because you called me fake. And she's like, well, I see I knew you were bitter about it, because I'm not. It's the last day at the last full day.

And so I mean, it's like, am I the only one confused? I think he's sad. I've never seen him like this before. And this is what he's telling me as well. And he has feelings for me. And he's changed. And that he's changed. And maybe he has. I don't know. No, no, no. No, he has not changed. People do not change that drastically that quickly. So he's like, you know, it's always hard to say by the people and, well, obviously some sadder than Abbas. I'm just luring down my laugh because it's the last time. So then we...

It's the last Zimbabwe. It's the last... Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe. Zimba way. It's the last Zim night. Zim night. Total little Zim. Had a little drink. Zim, Zim, nothing but Zim. Parsley, Peppers, Cabot, and celery.

I guess the water question fitter fence. And let us just say the same. But it wasn't Zim. Because I caught him in the garden and my arm went Zim. He was Zimming me. Zimming me. Zimming me through my root bag or rooting through my root bag or root. I brought him through my rough him, my champion.

My favorite, I should have made a zim on him right there. Should have turned him into stone or a dog or a zim. Bye bye. Okay, back to the show. Zim, zim, zim. Okay. So, uh, there'll be more of that to come. So, Asia is, so yes, so there's more copies are going out and Luca and Jammier hugging like good morning

and stuff like that. And he's asking her what she's going to do after holiday. And she's like, I think I'm going to the mid, but I really have no idea. I hitched my cart to an aimless horse. And I know I just try to a pair of giant white teeth. And I'm just waiting to see where it takes me. This is how the hottest people on the boat float. And I think it's so funny because it's like the hottest people in any workplace. If you ever watch some flirt, it's like, what are you doing? Nothing. What are you doing? Nothing, what are you doing?

Well, I hope I get some time to snowboard. I love snowboarding, me too. I hope I get time to like do some scuba, but I love scuba diving. I do too. Then they just stare at each other. God bless it. So then nothing gets rep packing as the last dogging and Margot turns to Asia.

It's the last stocking before we go to Zim. Okay, yeah, they're packing. It's end being Asia checks in with Harry. It's the last one everybody. They're going to park now. Margot, Asian Margot Margot Aisha and Margot. I don't know why I with that. So Margot comes to Aisha and she's like, so he's, I just wanted to ask you, I'm not gay. Sorry about that. She's well, I'm not gay either. Actually, it's like, okay, you didn't need to get all serious about this guys. So, you sure is conversation.

Nobody needs to admit anything. I'm very gay. I, I think that was a good time to mention that this episode I was looking at Margot's face. And I realized she kind of looks like a Bonnie Hunt cute blonde Midwestern version of Gary from low-decks sailing. If you look at her face you will see it. It's shocking but it's there. Just imagine her with Gary's hair. It's there more than you want to realize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I won't. I won't let my mind go there. So it's just like honestly, Morgue, this stew you become compared to where you first came on.

I'm so fucking proud of you. The thing you need to work on is getting that big dick energy and I'm not saying that it's on gay. I'm just saying like, act like you were the mat that sounded gay as well, didn't it? Don't I'm really considering being gay after trying to give you this peep tool. Oh, I think this is a life-changing talk for me. So the guests leave, they hug and everything. There's like a honk. There's a honk.

And actually, they haven't left yet, sorry. But they're just, they have the the boat hunks. So Jason is like this season has definitely been emotional. This boat's got nostalgia. It's got something I've never driven before. It has dare I say it, a single prop. It's a revamped fishing vessel from 1977. I had to slip that one in one more time before the season ends. But the crew there, you know, with the crew is great. There was much fallout. Who am I talking?

There was tons of fallout. That's the full out. It's a HR disaster. So they gather for goodbyes. Crew has a couple of come sat in highs and the captain hands him a listen money actually. And she's like, Oh no, you can't pay for my dress. That's not going to come out of her money right. I would want that.

I've already put a contract on that bitch's head and Dana points. So make sure they didn't ever show up there. We already put a picture of her face up in the tap and you'll have to play some Dana point. Okay. Not allowed. Yeah. I love Melissa trying to really care about the crew.

Just wants to make sure they get their good tip even though she hates their guts. So now everyone's like cheering and running through the boat because the guests are gone. The season's over. Everyone's crazy. It's gonna be drinking. This is the last tip meeting. They get $17,000. It winds up being $1400 per person and it's $164,000 over the entire season. So everyone's just like cheering and happy and excited. And the captain's like, yeah, I'm just going to pay for that dress tech one for the team. Accidents do happen. They do. Take it from me. That all of God and I crashed into in

10 clips a season has still not recovered from that. Have a good night out everybody. recovered from that. So have a good night everybody. Yeah, you know, it's not so, it's not so crazy. Sometimes and not you sometimes you get an iron print on a dress and by iron print I mean a ship and by dress I mean a restaurant on land. It happens. So they get a decent tip. Like you said, and now Margot is complimenting Jamie's boobs, which is nice, and Margot's smelling her pits, and everybody's just getting ready to go out and have a party. And by the way, Jamie got the helmet. Jamie got the helmet. Sorry, I thought you could handle that part. No, I didn't say that part, but Jamie got the helmet, and you can see she's not thrilled about her, because she's like, but this is gonna affect my hair and my outfit. Like she's so humorous about the helmet.

How am I gonna drop Kulva for someone better wearing the stupid outfit? Ha ha ha. You just got the captain like $500, so you better wear that helmet. Oh yeah. Sick but I'm hot. It's like still.

So then Vams to go out and Jamie is asking Kulva again. She's like, So have you heard from your captain yet? He's like, no, we're all calling him. And then in the other van, the captain's there. And so I was like, say, did Shiffie tell you we met before in the night out? She thought I was right asshole, didn't you? So you are. And you just,

you just acted like an asshole. Or we just, I love that Jowell rewrite it's history to like this, because now he's just gonna completely erase yesterday. Like, she can't, can you believe that she thought I was an asshole? You were an asshole yesterday. Yes, I can believe it. Yeah, so, so Margot, then like Jawao's

I trying to get into the cooler in the van and Margot's like, oh, Jawao's trying to drink more and he's like, yes, I am. And Zarin is, Jawaao is a good drinker. That was my, my, my dizz. And so Joao was like, yes, I am a good drinker. I've taken a lot of practice. Did she, oh, yes, I think I already,

I think you just literally said all this part. Whoa. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Well, he's saying you should have seen me four years ago and she goes, why were you bad? And he's like, serena's like just different. And he goes, he's telling us he thought he was in a good place with serena. And he's very dishaughted because he was wrong.

So wait, you'll admit this shit to Margo that you were terrible four years ago, but you can't just say to serena, I'm sorry I was an asshole the other day. Like, what? I don't get it. I was really hoping to end the season on a high. I mean, here I had found this lovely lady who has a Z literally in her name. I mean, Jackpah, but now I feel disheartened because we weren't in a good morning. Any, any good place does anymore. I was thinking of our child, Simrina. So then they go to a special dinner at Flames of the Forest, which is a great intro to local culture. I was like, is it a gay bar? It's a gay bar, isn't it? That's our local culture. For like these are decks, decks swinging in your face. It's like tap and yucky, but they're throwing decks at your face. That's basically,

It's like tap and yucky, but they're throwing dicks. After face. It's basically, um, you know, if you want to sign up for a camping trip and we go just go to flames the forest. Flamers of the forest, just Ronnie and Ben waiting in front of a tree. But we'll quest Hollywood. It's not even a forest. That just counts as a forest. It would be as a forest. Just one tree. Nice forest.

Comma-shows. Here comes one right now. We see a lot of local stuff, like fire. A lot of indigenous performers, fire dancing, didgeridoo, and everything. And Luka, the didgeridoo comes out, and Luka goes, they had said didgerdoo fucking do. Like, yes, did you think it was a violin?

Pretty clear it was what didgerdoo. So I wrote didgerdoo party. So then they eat some kangaroo, they get some kangaroo. And Jamie's like, kangaroo, it's a super lean meat full of iron, which is funny because I'm actually a super lean meat. That iron's quite a bit

because I took over Mago's shift in the third state. So Jorah, it's like very intellectual. So how are you guys going to work then? Ha ha ha ha. Meaning her and Culver. And Culver is like trying to laugh and take it on the chin. Culver has a mouthful of food just staring. Culver does that thing where when he's caught off guard,

he always has food in his mouth. That's always like kind of pouring out of his mouth and he just stops and stare. He's like, oh, what's this thing? Who says all of it? So, Jura was like, I mean, you'd be surprised which goes over his head. Not hard, because he's so short.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Culver's like, God damn it, J-WOW. surprise but goes over his head. Not hard because he's so short. Colbert's like, God damn it, J. Wow. We see Aisha's face and she's pissed. She's like, okay, here he comes, right? Because we see here's the Jowel, we all know and don't love. So the captain's like, okay, well, I'm enjoying hanging out with you guys. Don't forget to drink water. And so they start doing the thing where they thank the captain, Serena, thanks him, and Marge. It's like, I would have been fire-lages a-go, and they'll crack up. And then Jura starts again. He's like, Kofa, let's bring up this with initiative, shall we? Puh!

Puh! Puh! Puh! Puh! Puh! Puh! Puh! Puh! Puh! Puh! And it was like, initiative. It was like, you know, the magic seamen, that was impressive and we appreciate that. You know that. But if you could just like raise your deckwork up, you'd be fantastic.

Ha ha ha ha! It's so dick, it's doing this right in front of the captain. It's so noxious to do that. Yeah, he's just being a total prick and Serena has a grossed out face. And Culver is like, Joah is one of those guys who locks the stir up trouble sometimes? He just does.

Maybe you should stay in your line. It says Armin, it's like, can we talk about anal? Wait, why did she say that? Did she say can we talk about anal? What? What's the context? Was she asking a rhetorical question about someone being anal? Or was she wanting to talk about anal. What? What? What's the concept? Was she was she asking a rhetorical question about

someone being anal or is she wants to talk with anal sex? Or is that just something that was not in the show? I don't remember who said that? I wrote down serrina. Can we talk about anal? Oh, I don't know. Maybe she's just like making a little side comment or maybe it was like 12 30 the morning and I was like, what? I don't know. So Captain Jason Leaves and Aisha's like, oh my God, guys, we are so lucky. It's insane. Look at guys that sand coming out of that piece of wood.

I've never heard anything like that in my life. He's like, he's like completely bold over by the digital view. Do you guys not have outback steakhouse commercials in your land? Like, you've never heard a Dittory view? Come on, Luca. But I love it. He's like, he's actually genuinely moved by it. He's like, I've never heard anything like that before my life. I just got to Jamie going, shall we go to Gilligan's?

It's like, okay. So that was, I hope you enjoyed your point three seconds of reflection. Off to Gillians. So Jamie and Luca are not gonna have like a life as an old couple just like watching the sunset and listening to Didgerie's new music. I don't think.

No, they're well. So Luca gets in the van with all the ladies. And Culver's like, hey, oh, they got a girls van. Oh, a Lucas in it. Okay, he is so pat. It's hilarious how passive he is with this relationship. Okay, she doesn't want to ride with me. That's fine. Trittle workout. So then the girls, Aisha's singing, we're gonna get fucked because we go three pussies in this band. You're trying to make that that work. Mani in my bucket. How's that song go?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got money in my pocket. I don't know if I know that. Is it? Because I don't want to edit my pocket. And the other one's playing, how did you redo? Was that the song you're talking about? I've called one pussy in my pocket. I'm first to put on thirds to. I'm cleaning put on my own service. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm third to I'm cleaning but I'm on service

So I should like true hours back to his usual self-arrayed is it tonight And then we go back to Serena with the boys and Luca is texting Jamie and her a picture of her and her like her pretty booby-top that she's wearing. And he's like, cute girl, wink, cute, big girl, wink. And she's like, stoker, wink. And then we go back to Zarina talking to Culver. And she's like, still you're like totally in love with her, A,

and Jawa's like, that's making one of you. And then something is like, you're out to the egos coming out this evening, because, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is not my old ego. This is just, this is out this evening. Cause oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is not my old to ego. This is just, this is just who I am. No, no, no, I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm totally fine. And she's like, this is what I've been waiting for. Could last the whole time. Correct. Cause we all knew this was coming. You know, it's another believe your, believe your gut. Believe your gut. The 12 got the feeling that we all had when we saw him come back on our screens Another, believe your, believe your gut, people, believe your gut, the 12 gut.

The feeling that we all had when we saw him come back on our screens in that trailer, believe that feeling. So, I said, so Asia's talking about Joao, like he's back. This is what we've been all waiting for, but while that's happening, Luca and Jamie are quietly texting each other and because she was like, stalker, and he's like, why?

And she goes, kidding. I had to stomp on anything to hit Kovah, but Luke and I are getting along really well. I'm like, just say it's, leave Kovah. Go for a Luke. No, she wants that damn job. And I like that it's so funny that they keep making fun of her for it in the editing too.

You know what I mean? She's like, I'm not letting, I'm gonna do this. He's in the bed, so I'm just gonna wait. Yeah. Um, so Let's see here. So Joao is like stoke Cool, but still making promises you can't make you can't tell us she has a job in this industry and covers like I told her if it doesn't happen it doesn't have him bro and because so it's Glenn B She's waiting for you to produce that is hilarious coming from you to out so Culver has to play HR now to I wouldn't even pay for plan B after banging someone get the fuck out

of here to I'll mind your own goddamn business yeah I cover's like I appreciate you so much and drag us if you cannot get for the job tell her what the plan B is because she's waging and culprits like again dog we don't have an offer so she's like I don't know what we're gonna do. Which is by the way a really bad answer for what's your plan B. I said but what is your plan B? Well then we'll go fucking camp in. Who cares? There's enough Dutch babies for everyone to care of Kim's kitchen

Mind your own business. You're not my mom or I'd be making out with you right right now focus on your own relationship Well, then that's what you fucking say to her so she knows it and covers like but we have we have chill out dog You're not my mom And he's like what's my relationship? What's he says? Focus on your relationship and he goes what's my relationship that he goes with past chef Kim, corn chefy. And serena's like, I don't need a relationship with you. Oh, what's your well? What's this casual? Hey, I can't say a big deal. What do I do? What do I care? It's casual means casual serena Could you not have your voice go up three octaves while you try and convince us how casual the solace? Yeah, I'm sure I was like well, it's not casual

It's like but you just cause a situation and this is not sure to not you're not you and you're not you either It's like, asshole. And he goes, you know what? Fuck it. It's over. So now he's going to just get wasted. And she's like, wow, you've been an angel all season and now back to all two hour, huh?

And he tells us, well, if I can't do anything right and metal is my just going to go out for the Bing. So you see, he's not even going to try. He tried for five minutes. So now we're at Gilligan's and Harry, Dancicin, does Harry does very awkwardly, and cutely. And then Jamie just lets her helmet fall to the floor

and they're like, you have to keep that on. She's like, no. And J'Waou is like declaring he's gonna go on a bender. Like he's getting wasted. His shirt's like already half open. And he's gonna go on a bender. Like he's getting wasted. His shirt's like already half open. And he's like, I want to dance and I want to drink and I want to carry the fly for the Bobweather Olympics. And so there's like dancing, more dancing.

And then Joao just goes up to Margot because they're both wasted. And he's like, can I kiss you? Please, you're real. Can I give a little zim to or bad way right now? Please. And she's like, what? Because for real, can I kiss you? And so she pushes, pushes his arm and then they do kiss, but it's not like a huge make out. It's just kind of a little kiss. But sorry, no, he's watching them. And as she's like, are you chelkin right now? Are you chelkin? Is

you bet the closest piece of steak into a mouth? What is going on here? And so I was like, that's all I wanted. Because everything from you, everything that you do, Marker, is real. I like this is the first time you've talked to her all season, by the way. So, Zarina is like, it's fucking humiliating. He's using Margot now to get to me and no one deserves to see this. I'd rather be back on the book practicing my onion volcanoes such a twat. So Margot's like, but what about you and the chef? And it's like, it's cash

really, it's just cash road, just wait a minute, we're Zarina. So she goes to find Serena and it's just like, what was it? You take a go. When you were like, I needed to decide if I'm gonna give it a go and no, no, it's not. Be cautious.

And it's, you know, her moment to say, I told you so. Which she has reserved that right. And Serena goes, what are now I've decided? I'm probably not going to. Come on, have some self-respect. Probably no.

Get the fuck away from him. She's like, I love you, but she's a fucking. And that's beeped out. I'm imagining it could be any number of slurs. I'm assuming I'm gonna just go with cut fitness and support it. So then Zarina, so one of the reasons why I really like Zarina is that like, I just,

I feel like she has a really good like moral compass or like, I don't know, I just like what she stands for because now she's talking Margot and like I think some other people would have actually been mad at Margot, but she sees that Margot is like, kind of lost in the world and like prone to being preyed on by people like Joao's, etc. So Margo's feeling well Margo also has a good girl code where Joao does that And then she's like, I'm going straight to Serena. Yeah

So Serena's like hugging her like I just like that. It's almost like the sisterhood comes before the man And so Margo Margo's like Joao was being a fuck boy, I'm sorry. And she was like, oh, don't have a say sorry. He's a fucka. So that was Jouah's drinking more. And Jamie is doing some white girl dance in front of Luca. That's like very embarrassing. He's just like trying to do is. Oh, like she's doing that. I mean, it's, it's not quite as white girl twerking as Courtney's, because Courtney's, I think, is the worst, but it's close.

It's really bad. It's just like, it looked like a praying mantis settling in for the night. It did. That's a very good way of saying it. It's like a praying mantis is like, you know what, I'm gonna just read a magazine and say your first cross apple sauce.

Okay, I'm just gonna sit down here. God, I love this seat. I'm just gonna sit down and okay, it's been a good day. I ate a little thing. You guys, let's get some more conversation from the hottest people at work talking to each other, okay? D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- I cut to Jamie cut to Culver going. I know Jamie really well guys. It's another episode. The hottest people at work talking Jamie. You're hot. Still just saying that and Luke says, can I get a kiss and then they make out. And now Culver is looking for Jamie. And Jamie's

after she kisses Luca pulls back and goes, no, I can't. We should also mention that during this entire evening, Culver has stood up on some sort of ledge and has been dancing by himself. Doing weird stripper kind of roleplay. He did the thing where he drank water and then he spits it out of his mouth, like a blowhole, like a well blowhole.

He's doing magic mic things, he's doing flips. I'm like, bro, I think that you just want to be a stripper. Just be a stripper. But ultimately, he's just nowhere near Jamie. Like Jamie is off of Luca. Culver is just doing his own show. He doesn't even care. He doesn't even know.

He's totally oblivious to where his girlfriend is. Right. So Harry is watching Jamie watching Jamie and what's his button's kiss and so he's gobsmacked, you know, because that's Harry. Oh my God. So Culver is like, where's Jamie? Where's Jamie? Where is she? So then Harry comes wasted to wasted Juaal and Serena and Serena's still sitting there pissed and now they're all leaving.

And Jua won't get in the car and everybody's just shit faced at this point. So Lucas was Serena in the back seat and Harry Juao are in the front seat. So Juao's like, am I in trouble? And Harry's like, I saw you hook up with Jamie in the nightclub, Luke, I saw you and he's like little bit, little bit.

Yeah. It's really like you, Kista. Oh, fuck me. And then everyone gets back to the boat and everyone's just like wasted and everyone's just like stumbling around like everyone's just a disaster. And then so everyone's just starts getting into bed because it's already three in the morning and we see some streams like Audrey, two fish. Did you see that fish? That was there that had just like opened up its mouth. It's like it's that flat fish. It's not because Aubrey Audrey too is like round. This is one of those flat fish fuckers with a gigantic gaping mouths. It's like, uh looks like bubbles. You know, those gigantic bubble things, like it's like a bubble wand, but it's a gigantic version and it always comes out in a weird

oblong shape. It's like, but it's like, but it's like all like mossy and stuff. It had like, it had crazy camouflage. And then everyone gets into bed. And then we see just a big old whale fish, just like, hello, just swim along with its little like alpals, cause it always has those little fish with it. They're like, hi guys, let's go to the mall. Let's go to whalefish mall. So we see that, and we see mantarades. They're sort of like, they're like loading in all the,

whatever's left for their marine life footage. And it looked like this thingyray had somebody writing it too. It was like a hangout with your friends kind of a day, except for that fucking ocean floor thing that came with those sharks. Those creepy ass sharks, everyone was like, no one liked them in the neighborhood.

It was people who were weird. So now it's the morning and Serena is, I don't care, why am I reading what people want for? Well, because you know, like come on, bro. Yeah, so, Joao's like, well, I don't care, why am I reading what people want for good? Well, because you know, like, come on, bro. Yeah. So, Juao, I was like, well, I've not been that drunk in years. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, no regrets. And then, so she's going on the dock.

Here's what I, I said, goes on to do K with coffee. And I'm like, she's doing ketamine with coffee? Ronnie, what are you writing? I got some out of myself. But she's walking out to the dock to have a thing. I found out that. Whitney was the source of that. I remember.

And Joel comes to hang out with her and just make light of it. Right. So now Joel has done this thing where he's like, okay, I'm going to get shit faced, act like kind of an asshole. But then I can say all of my behavior was because I was asked because I was drunk. I shouldn't have gotten drunk. When his behavior started

way before he got drunk like a whole day before. So he can't just be like, oh, it's because I drank like we're not all that stupid, dude. Are people this stupid that they can just be like, oh, he's right. It must have all been alcohol. Yeah, she's like, it wasn't very nice. It was a little bit too much for me. You were so close to out. And he was like, oh, see you're going to base everything off of what? The one night I get drunk. Yes, because if you guys have known each other for three weeks

and one night you get like that, that's like a large percentage of time that you guys have known each other recently. And the day you heard her feelings was not last night. It was the day before. So nice try. So nice try. Yeah. So he's like, okay, where'd how many times have you woken up and said, how was I last night? And she's like, well, I've never been that disrespectful no matter how drunk

I've been. I mean, I thought we were friends. And last night you were to friend. Friends don't do that. I'm sorry. And she goes, I don't know what to do. I'm like, uh, stop talking to this person. He's the waste of your time. And she's like, he's like, I guess we're not on the same page. And she goes, I feel sorry for the guy. He obviously has a lot of demons to work on and said something about Zim demons, not sure what that meant.

But I'll be his friend. And I heard him where he needs it. But I'm shut off with him now. I'm done. So Jua goes inside and starts crying against the hallway. And notice he's like two steps from a bedroom where he could be crying. But he's gonna stop in the hallway. So Serena has to pass him and see him and his fake fucking tears. So she stops and she hugs him and he's crying and telling us, I haven't been like that in years. It's so stupid, but I don't want to lose my shit. I didn't want to be that person. This, that is the person you are. This is the fake person. It makes me crazy with this guy.

Yeah, he's like, I've stayed away from that person for years and I feel like I do so much good because I want to and then I fuck it up with One night Reverse So now it's time to go pack everybody I'm for Jamie to pretend like she doesn't remember last night. So she goes, oh, I feel so good this morning. Doesn't look peppy in my step. And then she sees Luca. She goes, oh, I think I got onto a little bit of trouble.

Do you like last night? And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah. So now he goes into Asian Serena's room. A Serena's like, oh, I heard you hooked up with Jamie last night. What's that about? And he's just like, I'm not surprised because you've been like, oh, in each other offseason.

I was listening to you talk on the camera. One of you said, hi, and the other one said, hi. And the other one said, you look good. And the other one said, you look good. I've never heard such riveting dialogue. You're distant to get married. So much chemistry. So Lucas, like I should probably confess my sins

and draw a card. You've got bigger demons than I do and I've got big demons that you not see me against the wall right there. If you go now, you can still see some wetness from my tears against the wall. Go look now. Go look now, my regret on the wall.

So now they all start coming in. And Margot's like, you made that with Jamie to school for no? And he doesn't. And Jamie's like, oh my god, Jamie, come here. Do you guys know you made that out last night? Jamie goes, we did. Oh no, fuck. I guess we'll be broken up now.

So Jamie tells us, I was just hoping to hide the truth away from Culver. I've been cheated on in the past and it was gut wrenching. It was awful. And Culver doesn't deserve that. Although he did give me a broken C show. So I don't know might be. He does deserve it. He totally deserves it. Cheat on him. I say cheed on Culver. And you've been together for five minutes. Can we stop acting like, you know, Jessica Tandy cheated on him? Like, he took you into the build to have sex. Like that, that's, that's a breakup offense right there. And you did it. You should break up with yourself as well while you're at it. So, as I mean, he's like, Oh, Lucas, not to fault you a sexy single key bastard. So,

Jamie goes up to Culver. Culver's just in his room. Like once he's so oblivious, every single other person's like in one room and he's just in his room like, all right, everything's fine. Nothing I could be missing out on this boat right now. So Jamie walks in, she's like, babe, I literally walked in that room and everyone was like, do you know that you and everyone was like, do you know that you made out last night? And I was like, who? And they were like you and Luca. And watching Culver having to process in real time, a piece of news that Shatters his worldview was amazing.

He's doing that like holding the back of his neck rub. And he's like doing the Allie sheety jaw clicking thing from breakfast club. And he just keeps looking at the room cam like, my God, is that thing on? So his brain is trying to like turn over information really quickly. Like you could see, like you get almost here that like fax machine. And I was like, I need to be eating during this. I can't take news like this without a constant influx of calories. So he's like, I don't know what you want me to say in his powder. And he's like, I'm sorry.

And he goes, I mean, what the fuck babe? And she goes, I want to say, don't even remember. I didn't even remember until they just told me. And he's like, well, I guess I'll just pack, you know, because I've been packing and I'm going through all this stuff. Like, oh, look at these starfish, these starfish, two of them. This is when I asked her to be my girlfriend. Oh, wow, wow, list of free things. He like, come on, dude. Like, how many free things are you going to use here?

He like tries to guilt to, he's like, Hey, you can have one. Here, keep yours. I'll keep mine. Thanks. Appreciate you. What, is this supposed to devastate her right now? The fossilized or petrified starfish that he found

and like the other. Appreciate you found on the beach that day. Oh my God. Would it kill you to like go to a scarf shop? I mean, I know that's not where you buy people these days, but like figuratively, seriously. So that was so, so if you can keep your starfish and I'll keep mine.

Thanks. Appreciate ya. So then we see a crocodile, which I thought was a real interesting twist that we went into like the reptile space for this, but then Now, but also like nice karma enjoy your fucking karma Karma Culver because you totally let somebody on and then treated like them like crap Yep, and you have not paid for that at all. So enjoy it. I didn't even think about that

So now as well like Well Culver's like so I was like I'm sorry to interrupt this stupid breakup, but I have to pack for his in-bubbery. So then Jamie leaves and Mark was like, what did he say? She's like, well, he doesn't really want to talk to me right now. He gave me this strange starfish. I think it was supposed to mean something to him,

but honestly, I wasn't really listening to what he said. So we got our first goodbye in its Margo, and they do some real quick good buys which I loved. I hope they do this all the time. And the captain actually says she did a great job and offers her a job on his next vote in Thailand as third stew, which I think is crazy. I wonder if that's the next... Oh well, that couldn't be it. That would be down under, would it? I was like, is that the next season of this? What's happening?

It's down under then a little bit up a little bit. Also, by the way, Luke went in to see Culver to apologize. He's like, yo, see, well, I just want to apologize brother for what happened last night. And Culver's like, it's all good. Luke just walks away. I was like, okay, great. Yeah. It's like bare minimum. He's like, listen, I'm going to do emotionally what you've done physically all season So then after Margo leaves, um, Culver calls chef Kim and she I love that the scene is chef Kim and bed in her bra I died. I was like you guys like come on So he's like, it's our last day. Just, oh, good. What are your plans now? He goes, well, I just had my girlfriend,

my girlfriend come in and tell me she made that with someone else last night. She goes, oh my God, what did she say? She said this was better for me. Did she say, oh, wow, it was actually not to be with a hot person for once. Did she say, God, it was not to be with someone who looked like it'd be, give me more than just a starfish.

She said, she say that calls. He's like, she just doesn't remember and she's crying about it. And she goes, Colver, I'm sorry, but Colver, you have to be prepared. That was this is self sabotage. Like she's not going to leave Australia. You know that. So before you chalk it up to go and home, you should see if you're in sync outside that bow. Take the high road, Cole, for take the high road. I don't know what any of that means, really, except you,

some girl that you're supposedly girlfriends with just cheated on you. So stay with her. I don't know what kind of advice that is. Jeff Kim is like, I want grandbabies. So, uh, she's like, don't come home this soon. Please let me have my own life for two seconds. I know, I can't make more Dutchbabies. So, now Harry's literally out of flowering eggs. Like this. Maryland has put a cease and desist on me, getting flower.

Inflation is really killing me at the grocery store with those best meetings. So now Harry says goodbye and just like, Harry, look at that smile. I'm like, do we have to? So Jason, he just loves Harry's growth and I was like, I just wanted to be a sponge. And you know what? I'm going to work with my brother for a year and as far as my love life is concerned I'm not gonna be chasing women anymore. I'm gonna chase my brother And I'm gonna go back home and go to beach and Sydney and put on my budgies and let the women come to me Yeah

Good luck. Just please don't dance More life. It's great jacket. That's what you need. Yeah so then We're live. Straight jacket is what you need. Yeah. So then Luke and Captain are doing very goodbyes and the captain's like, you're great, you're hot. I mean, congratulations. You basically won the genetic lottery. Get off my boat. Question, how do you feel?

You're not a single prop. I'll give you that. Question, now that you've cut your teeth over here, how do you feel about working for a lady that sort of looks like he man? Just think about it. Have a good one. A Southern call her and Jamie call her. It's like, well, do you want to talk again before you leave? She's like, well, I just want you to know. I really love you, cool Verne. I just hate myself so much for last night.

And he's like, it hurt real bad, but you know, it just still, it still hurts. But I know what you and I have together. If we have to break up, we have to break up. I fully understand. Oh, I'm in. Listen, you're the hottest person on this boat. And I can't look stupid for letting go of a sure thing just to go for someone hotter only to get dumped. So, you know, bigger picture is we've grown close over the whole

season and I just, I want to see where it goes. And so- And where it goes is it's clearly over, right? It's clearly over. I'm so sorry, right? Hmm. Now I can't wait to get married. She's like, to completely somebody else to friend. I won't be invited get married. She's like, to completely somebody else different. I won't be invited because you're for sure breaking up with me right now. You're so hot broken that you just have to leave the boat right now before this conversation goes on and for the beats. And he just she will not, he's not getting any kind of signal. And she's not just taking this moment to be like,

sorry, I hurt your feelings by. Yeah. She can, she instead, I think she's still waiting for this gig, which is so fucking funny because the producer's like, well, why don't you just, why don't you leave in the boat with Culver and she's like, well, and she scratches her head and she's like, I mean, I can see how much he's hurting and I feel guilty. And sometimes it's just, you know, I've got this in giving up something where I should.

And I just wanted to feel better. So that's where we're at. But you're embarrassing. I'm really hard on camera on a national TV show and you don't care about that. So stop pretending this is about sparing his feelings. You're avoiding conflict, but also you're waiting to see if you're going to get this next job. And sure enough, when they show them walking off, she goes, yeah, so did you get from Captain Oph yet? Did you? We never get to find out. So now Zarina's saying goodbye to Captain Jason. And he's like, I love you.

Never leave me. Oh, you're a funny one. Yes, that was absolutely a joke. It was 100% a joke. OK. And so she talks about it was a great experience and leaves. And then she wows as goodbye. And he's like, you know, on an all I still have a lot to learn about myself. Are you ready for a relationship?

Tick, no. In the meantime, I'm gonna go back to focusing on my job and my career. And, you know, I've learned more than enough from Jason to pursue my goals and progress. Yeah, I like that he got his like last fuck boy line in there. I still have so much to learn about myself. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm sure you're going to, yeah, though, the old work in progress, Joao 3.0. So then Aisha and Captain have their finals seen together and they cry.

Well, she cries. And they're such a good team. And then she tries to make him put in this context by himself for the last time, and he can't do it. So she doesn't form a pokes him in the eye. And he's like, I'll still tell you fingernails. Oh, you don't want to know where that fingernail was before this interview.

So that thing, that fingernail was before this interview. Hooroo! So then he... The thing that fingernail seem... If these cuticles could talk. So then, Jason, as she's gone, it's like this season, we've done it again. Well, not crashed into a restaurant on straw, but God damn it, I tried. There were so many challenges, like staying in the ocean, but we were there to sport each other all along the way And I'm very proud of everyone and I think it's hair it's all and I'm never wearing budget smugglers again

Maybe depends on how big the tip is That's it That's all that closed it on his face and he like winked and then it closed up That brings us to the end of below deck down on the thank you everybody so much for being with us this season. Don't worry, Below Deck Med is back in about two minutes. So I'll be back to do some more below deck. Love you guys, talk to you next time.

Bye. Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King! Ashley Saboney, she don't take no baloney! Strong in the park with Caitlyn Clark! She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela! Itch-o-s! Aaron McNickalus, she don't miss no trickle-us!

She's never scary, it's the Green Fairy! Jamie, she has no less name-y! Havana Gila Weber! Know your worth with Jason Kerr! Sip some scotch with Jessica Tratch. She's always supplying its Kelly Ryan. Kristen the Piston Anderson. Let's give a Kisarino to Lisa Lino.

Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg. Ruh-ru-ru. The Bay Area Betches. Betches. And our super premium sponsors. Somebody get us 10 C's of Betsy MD. We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neill.

Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Juni, my favorite Murtou, Karen McMurtou. We love him madly, it's Kyle Podd, Chadly.

Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We want to hang with Liz Lang! The incredible edible Matthew sisters. Nancy Cicenticisto. Give him hell, Miss Noel. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony! Let's take off with Tamela Plane.

She's quite the catch, it's Victoria Couchett. She ain't no shrinking Violet Coochar! We love you guys! Hey Prime members, you can listen to Watercraft and add free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.