Watch What Crappens - #2167 RHOSLC Part 1: You Can Leave

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03), the women style each other, which is about as much of a disaster as you would think it would be.  Afterwards, they enjoy a drunken dinner where Meredith turns British and has a Hall of Fame meltdown.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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No, and that thing anything rattling your cage? No, and that thing's rattling my cage actually. Oh really? Well, then you can leave. I'm just in such a good mood from Salt Lake City. What a free show that show is so good. Like, I don't even want to recap. I feel like recapping it is even shitting on it. You know what I mean? Like, I just wanna let it live. I wanna let it live its best life without being shit on in any way.

It was so amazing. It was so good. I texted Ronnie and I was like, I am bookmarking this episode for when we go back out on the road next year and we have like one of those days where we have to put in like a like a quote-unquote vintage episode, you know, like this one may have to go be a live show that we recap that we do because

from the visuals the accents the fighting what they were fighting about like every like every frame of this episode was Every frame of this episode was comedy gold and we watched it on screeners and so I was sitting there and I was dying. I wanted to tweet so badly, because obviously we can't gag order. Gag order. But it was everything about it was just absolutely so, so amazing.

It really was and I actually did not watch the screen or this week. I waited for it to air because they were the Trixi Motel. It was all pink. I haven't watched one episode yet in HD this season. It's always a much more horrifying experience in HD as all of us are as all as all humanity is much more of a huge horrifying experience in HD. So I just wanted to see it. I mean, to look like such a trip just in the previews and it was sensational. And you know, you always say that Salt Lake City is the community theater of Housewives

and that could never be more true than when they all walked into this restaurant looking, like looking like the school play had just like asked for donations for their wardrobe department to put on like that's dollars. And not even guys and doll. I mean, that ones at least they would like have nice clothes on. This is like, this is like if, if your public school is like a Palm Springs.

Okay. So I was in Palm Springs a couple of weeks ago. And my friend Jessica from the Rampson Raves podcast. I think I already told you this But she's like rondole Walk over there. The plaza. I'm serious. I'm serious right now The plaza theater is for sale. We need to buy that to do improv because we did improv together And I was like, oh my god, it would be amazing to run a community theater in Palm Springs, like downtown Palm Springs. And that's what these people look like. It was like my dream manifesting right in front of my face. It was like a whole crew. Like you said, rent community

theater in Palm Springs. I'm talking about it. I'm writing it down. We're doing it, Jess. We're doing it. I think that would be amazing. That's first of all, great sitcom. It's very golden palace, you know, to have like a Run a run a theater in Palm Springs. We could do crappin' shows there. We could have a crappin' residency at the Plaza of theaters. Yes, I even got a new Cafftann that I ordered for Palm Springs. It didn't come in anytime because you know when you order things From China or whatever sometimes it says two weeks, but then it's like, I'm a little later. It was that.

But now I have a new caftain. And I'm like, where am I going to wear this bad boy at our community theater in Palm Springs? That's where we need to start to go fund me to buy that damn Plaza theater. Seriously. I think here's what I'm putting in my notes. Plaza theater. By theater. By it.

By it. Okay. Pause a theater. By theater. By it. By it. By it. OK, so before we get started, a few things. First of all, what was the first thing? Oh, yeah, first of all, we're on video. So hi, everyone. We're here on video. Catch us on crap.

It's on demand. Go to patreon.com slash watch or crap. Second of all, crappy hour. We had it this week. Ronnie put up the audio. So if you want to hear what the vibe is like, uh, it's there. We're still playing around with like what's going to be the best vibe for it. Like the audio was great this week, which was good. Um, but we're still going to try to

like max, like improve the visuals a little bit. So we're just going to play around. So thanks everyone who showed up on IG and remember to give us a follow, give us a follow at Watcher Crapins and at Ron and Karen at Ben Mandelker. And then I think actually that was it for announcements. I think I sort of like arrived at the end of the announcement. Pretty easy, right? Construction workers are coming. So if I have to step away, I apologize everyone.

That's not really an announcement. It's more just a reminder to myself. That's it. So what are we going to dive in? Let's dive in. So we're in Palm Springs last week. See, I jump it. So what are we going to dive in? Let's dive in. So we're in Palm Springs, uh, last week. See, I jump in you dive in. I think that says so much about our friendship. I know how to dive personalities. You know, I don't know how to dive in and I say, let's jump in.

I'm more of a cannonball type of a person and you're more an elegant, elegant diving person. I'm more like that neon sign in West Hollywood in the middle of the in the median of the road that's like a someone diving You know that's just someone avoiding Shannon Badoor's car That's by the way that security footage came out I guess we could talk about that in the Orange County recap But wow wow Okay, I don't know how to dive by the way I literally miss the day in day camp I was like sick the day in day camp when they thought everyone had a dive and I never learned. And as an adult,

I've tried to learn my friends Neil and Nate tried to teach me in their pool. And I, like, it's already too many too much awareness of like life or something. Like you just can't teach yourself to like literally throw yourself head first towards everything, really. Anything. And so my window, I cannot dive. Yeah, your body doesn't bend the same as an adult and so you have to learn certain things as a child, I think.

Bend your body and then point your hands in prayer position towards the water and just make a U into the water. It just sounds so like as a kid, you're like, okay, and you just do it, but as an adult, it's like my body doesn't move like that. I have fuck yourself. Like, I don't even care if I'm telling my body to do it. Certain things, my body's just gonna be like, no,

diving, Zumba class. Those are all the ones I can think of, but especially Zumba. Fuck you. Zumba, no, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do an exercise class that's named after a vacuum. So, um, uh, it's a room by ever. The Zumba.

It's a zombie room, but it just wants to eat other other rumbas. That's my actually because I, I won't change the filter. God, we're never going to start this. I'm sorry, but I won't change the trash out of it. And so now it just keeps going. And then it just like blinks the light. It's a zombie room that just turns into Sheena. Okay. So we are jumping and diving into this. We're in Palm Springs. So last week, one of our, I think both of us, one of our favorite people on Twitter. No, no, no, there's X, Joe gun. He wrote a tweet that was like, the women of Salt

Lake City approach the tricksy motel. They find the door code. They struggle to enter it in. They finally get it in and to be commute, to be continued. Like this is cinema. Like this was our cliffhanger was them struggling with the door code and walking into the tricksy motel. And that was our cliffhanger was them struggling with the door code and walking into the trixi motel and that was the cliffhanger that held us for the week and now we resume with trixi motel theater they have made it well it is it is a good cliffhanger because as in life everyone has now been in this position where you go up to those fucking doors and you try and get them

open and you're doing something wrong it happened to me at an Airbnb in Mexico. I could not get in the fucking door. I did not know who to call. Everybody was, you know, some obviously everybody doesn't speak English. I'm in another country. And I was just expecting this to all work and it didn't work. And I was like, what's going to happen? And so I was very, but then they didn't, they didn't give us like a big climax of that. They just started with them walking in. I know they didn't get out the door open. I was like, where, what landlord did you call? Who did you learn Spanish to speak to?

Who did you seri to teach you how to say, how the fuck do I open this goddamn fucking thing? I paid for VRBO, motherfuckers. On top of that, if you just tuned in this week for the first time, you would never know they had an issue with that gate code because this week they just go and are like, boop, boop, boop, boop, and they just walk right in, which I felt like was changing the narrative a little bit.

So it was, yeah. And it also shows you what goes into editing because the last week's editors were like, oh my God, this door code thing is gonna be a huge drama. And this week's editor is like, nobody wants to watch door code drama. And my guys, I need to know. Yeah, Sally and Sally Ann and Bravo was like, hi, we just have a note. Can we just like cut

the door code thing? Yeah, I just find it's not testing. Well, thanks. So you guys are already sent out to the networks, the episode with the door code thing. Was that some manipulation? Did someone go behind my back? No, Sally. No, we didn't. It was an accident. We'll take it out this, but it's going to be inconsistent. My name is Sally, and I'm not fucking around. All right. So I've got my own fabric store. Wait, but is Sally have not fabric? That's Joanne beauty. Sally. So I've got a beauty store. No, Sally and Joanne were probably sisters, right? got a beauty store. No, Sally and Joanne were probably sisters, right?

Don't listen, don't try and put lipstick on that pig. Just cut it out. Oh my God. Sally always making beauty beauty shopped. Sally and Joanne have a rivalry a little bit. They never expected that their younger brother, Michael Wood, but it clips them all. And then there's slutty sister, hobby lobby over like the holy roller who's always getting they're like what does not even a name? Yeah, she's like hobby is a name actually Holly hobby. They're like hobby was the last name So I hate that bitch TJ's like um guys. I'm slightly above all of you with them anymore. TJ is like, um, guys, I'm slightly above all of you. I'm going to hang that with my German friend Stein mart. So anyway, so they get through the door and they

enter and they say, Oh my gosh, it is so cute. I love that. I love that. Lisa Barlow really like brought back classically. So Barlow, this episode, there was a lot of like, I love that. I love that. Lisa Barlow really like brought back classically, so Barlow this episode, there was a lot of like, I love that coming from her, which I feel like it's sort of petered out a little bit, but now it's back,

well, for us. I think that she stopped it on purpose because it became her thing and it's like annoying. You know, it's probably annoying to go everywhere. And some queens like, I love that. At you. And so she's kind of taken it away,

but this episode really frazzled the fuck out of Lisa Barlow. I mean, literally it was coming at Lisa from every direction. First 60 grams, my ring. Like, so she's already stressed out the robot Lisa started to come out, which is I love that. It's not big. She has to go to comfort areas. She has to go to like what comforts her because she's really stressed out about that ring. So Heather is like, this is this place is screaming drag queen. I'm surrounded by pink flamingos, pool floaties, fake extensions, big lips. Wait, those are my friends, but I'm assuming there are drag queens here somewhere. My diarrhea was instantly better. It was like when I went to see the Barbie movie. I was like, oh my god, my tummy has totally settled down. So much bank.

Yeah. So, um, Trixi gets her own background, like a bright pink background with Trixi in the middle, Mattel logo. Yeah. And they're like, uh, welcome to the Trixi Motel. And so the kiss and, I'm sorry, I'm ignorant with drag queens. Do you say her while they're a drag queen, right?

And then him when I assume, I assume so I don't know. I don't know my, I don't know my, um, I don't know my words. We spent so much time in the world of Bravo that I haven't really ever transitioned to the world of drag race. So which I know drag queens exist outside of drag race, but I feel like that would be my main way of knowing. But I'll watch it when it's called drag sit. You know what I mean? I don't like race being in the title. I'm never going to watch anything with race in the title. That's just how I like drag relax. How about that? Yeah. Well, you know, yeah. The good part about talking about fellow gaze is that we can just always call them she at any moment and

that it usually works out well. So she comes out and Mary is of course confused by all this. Mary is just so funny these days. Mary is like, Trixie Hotel. Is that a person? Is this a hotel named after her? I'm just confused as to where what's Trixie? Where are we? It's a Trixie. Why are we at a hotel? And Trixie comes to Mary and is like, hello. And she's like, hey, gorgeous.

Not really. And Trixie is like, nice to meet you. Listen, I mean, it's very hot for this much close, right guys? Is it hotter in SLC? And Lisa's like, Hey, Trixie, I lost my brand, Trixie. Sexy J's. Sexy J's. It was sexy. I don't love that. Trixie.

Do you have enough room here for all my lawyers? Cause we're going to call them. So Trixie's like, well, if you want a new piece of jewelry, you just say that. So then, can I just say Trixie, and I want your opinion. Trix, I don't know Trixie's whole personality. Some people pointed us toward Trixie's recaps on YouTube, which are fucking hilarious TV recaps for Netflix stuff.

But as far as the show, I don't know the whole personality. Does she always just have no interest in whoever's in front of her? Cause I think it's so funny. The entire cast of Housewives of Salt Lake City Common, Trixie Psych. So this is a motel. There's seven rooms. It's very private. You could get naked. I mean, you probably shouldn't. Okay. I have other things to attend to. Bye. Yeah.

And then surprise twists out of door number three out of motel door number three come Whitney and Angie. Welcome. Hi. Hi. Hi. Like Angie is able to even be staccato with one with one syllable. Hi, they are, they have like been standing behind a door waiting for everybody to enter.

They messed up their entrances this whole time. They came early, but too early. They had to wait by the pool too long. Then nobody came. So they went inside. And now they have to like plan another entrance to shock them. inside. And now they have to like plan another interest to shock them. They, they community theater production of Salt Lake City, um, had some queuing issues. So they have to walk out later on stage.

Um, Angie, Angie and Whitney are during noises off, you know, with the people coming in the door. It's like they just can't time it. I love that. I never saw the actual stage production, which I bet is amazing, but I remember seeing the movie and like literally dying of laughter. Great movie, everyone. You should watch it. So I mean, Julie Haggardy and Carol Burnett and what's his face or IP? Well, that's the one where they were trying. They were making them. They were doing the making of noise is off. Right. I think it's called Oh, no, it was noises off. I think it was called, oh no, it was Noises Off. I think it was. What's my think of it's called Moone Over Buffalo. Let me see what I'm thinking.

Was Moone Over Buffalo the play within the play? It was a documentary about Moone Over Buffalo. It's a 1995 comic play. Oh, it is a play. They marked a return of Carol Brunette to the Broadway stage. So I think it was the making of Moon of Her Buffalo. And they showed the back stuff. Because noise is off was, it was like the first act was, here is this, here's this play that we're gonna do. The second act was like all backstage, while it's going wrong, and the third act was actually on stage.

When it, it's so, so funny. Like I third act was actually on stage when it all it's so so funny. Like I remember it was like shockingly funny. Well, whatever play we're talking about, I'm sure there are a lot a lot of media. You're slamming their steering wheel right now. I just want to say whatever play that was Angie and Whitney. My, they're Angie and Whitney have the talent to do it. Okay. I can tell you that right now. These two cannot get their entrances. Right. So they come out and they're in their stupid outfits. You know, I'm like, hi, and Tricksie goes, Oh, no, everyone's here. And then the world just slows down from her. If when she sees this, like trying not to pop her head off. And she's like, I'm going to show Lisa in slow motion going oh my god I lost my red now was six dead grind die

I didn't know you're now being here. I feel like we didn't we really didn't Avertise at the top of our, how this was a true Meredith marks, like, uh, I don't want to say masterclass because it wasn't a class, but this was probably, I think like the ultimate Meredith marks episode. Like, you've had some big ones, but this whole episode was just like, I don't, this is like, I think the number one Meredith marks episode of all time, I think. Also, the number one Ben marathon marks episode of all time, I think. Also, the number one Benzos episode of all time. I mean, we've seen a lot of drugs on these shows. And you know, I love just to try and guess what everybody's on.

I don't think we've ever seen anybody as blitzed on Benzos as Meredith Marx is. And I just I love the confidence. A bentos, a downer. So when it's like you take a a downer. So when it's like you take over, and she's knocking one good chain playing side effects include British accents. Yes, she she bought her Benz's from the Samuel French bookstore. She bought them from a wagg-a-mama. So, um, so Mara, so by the way, this might be our first ever three-part episode because

I don't think it's like a camp. I said, it's just, it's gonna be that way, okay? So, so yeah, she's like, oh, I don't know, I'm here, and Heather's like, it's Mara the Chat lag, she's showing zero reaction to the fact that her host's trip just got completely hijacked. So Meredith goes, well, this is incredibly ill-mannered and rude, and I can't imagine inviting someone on the trip without talking to the host of the man at first. Although, didn't you do that literally last year

when she brought Angie Harrington on? No, she didn't bring Angie Harrington. She brought Dana. Didn't she bring Dana on the trip to San Diego randomly? Oh, that's a good memory. I don't remember that. I don't remember who brought who in secret last time. Yeah, it was sort of a jumbled mess last season.

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or you can binge early and at free on Wondry Plus, the same day. So we get a tour of the rooms, and it's Yihau Cowgirl Peach and Blue. Oh, it's a Peach and Blue room. Okay, so we don't see all the rooms yet. But Trixie's like, well, this room has already been taken, and Antie's like, well, this room has already been taken. And Angie's like, I had to.

Sorry. She's like a weak character. Have you ever played Mario Maker or the characters? Oh, yeah, I love Mario Maker. I guess it's all the Mario's, but they don't make their mouths move, but they have dialogue. And it's just like kind of in Japanese scrolled out into the screen. And you just see their hands moving.

It's not really matching. Not in a lot of minutes. It's not really matching. Not really matching. I mean, like this. Yeah. That's how I am to talk. Yeah. Yeah.

Actually, actually, you're worse. Actually, you're so right. She, no, she talks with the same cadence as a villager in like an RPG game. Like, you know, when you're like walking around in Zelda and you go to talk to a villager and it's like, the other day, I had such an issue and they have to press A because my kukus walked away and you have to press A. It's like, can you find them for me please? Like that's how it really helps you talk.

But they don't stop moving even when you haven't pressed A. Like they've said their line, you haven't pressed A, but they're still kind of moving their upper body in their head. She's doing, she's trying to do like an NPC version of Jen Shaw. Like, she's obviously trying to be Jen, right? She's got the crazy fashion, and she's trying to do like a whole sassy body movement thing.

But it's just, you could just tell she's practicing, you know, and it is so funny to watch. And she has those giant, like those giant red sunglasses that literally look like the things that you have to put on when you go to the dentist and they take X-rays, you know? Like, you know what it looks like, too? It looks like a stupid person's COVID mask. You know how when COVID was, yeah, COVID was around people were trying to skirt the COVID laws by having their own masks or whatever.

Like first, there was a check cashing mask, which I guess was acceptable to some people. It's like one of those, but then just comes down right above the parts it needs to protect. It was just like the fans and the opera. It was like Phantom of the COVID. Everyone was like,

that is the mask we will be using at the Palm Springs Plaza. Wonderful. Next fall guys. Well, I remember Ramona have like, she had like a clear one that she wore over her face, but then when she talked, it kept on fogging up. Yeah, she was wearing the check cashing.

Yeah, oh, you're right. Yes. She's like, my girlfriend designed this for you, Kai. Uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, both of us. We're becoming the same person. We're doing the so yes together. So with me, uh, Oh, both of us. So we're becoming the same person. We're doing the show. Yeah, it's together. So, Whitney takes the honeymoon suite. Now, you know, I know that this is a show

and the reason Angie's really there is because they're all filming a show and that's how it works and whatever. So I get that. But for Whitney to invite somebody and then also get her own room when people have to share rooms is pretty shitty. Like, if you're gonna come early and steal the room and bring someone, used to at least have to share rooms is pretty shitty. Like, if you're gonna come early and steal the room

and bring someone, used to at least have to share with that loser. And Meredith is doing one of her classic moves, which is biting her sunglasses in disapproval. When she's like unhappy, she takes like, you know, the tip and she sort of puts it of one of the things that go behind your ears and she just puts it in her mouth.

She's like, well, I'm gonna chew on this. Like, it's a hazy, because I'm so angry right now. I have to chop up my sunglasses. And tricks, she's like, it's all custom. It's all custom, which is really nice if it's customized to you. But I don't like hearing it's all custom, like, to me. I'm like, no one sent me any samples.

W sat word around me unless I've gotten to use. I've gotten to pick this up. It sounds very Mary Cosby. That was a very Mary Cosby kind of, uh, was rubbing off on me. Thing to say. So, um, uh, yeah. So now, Mary's like, well, I'm going to go for the one that has the hot pink tub because bathtub's my personality.

So I'm enjoying it. I mean, is- Do you have a ring called room. I mean, do you have a room called room? I mean, do you have a room called room? Because I think I lost that sexy K. So the rooms are called pink flamingos, queen of hearts, atomic bombshell, and Malibu Barbara. Malibu Barbara, that's so funny. I didn't notice that.

So Tricksie's like, okay, I promoted my business. I'm already worn out by you, ladies. Bye. Yeah. You're way more interesting on TV. Bye. Bye now. I know what's better having some more. Bye. You need me. You need me. This is called the you need me more than I need you room. Okay.

Enjoy yourself. Bye. It was custom. Oh my God. I just got a call from John Barlow. Someone took our ring camp. I can't believe that lost another ring. Oh My god Three-minute Amber so Meredith so Meredith is still trying not to freak out so she's like Twenty-minute I need 20 men. So no one's coming to go pull. Why am I? Why am I?

Why not? Note that in this part of the episode, I still have my Chicago accent. So then, so people, I just wrote down people situating. So people are situating an Angie and when you're having drinks. And Angie's like, all right, girl, here we are, which is like, that's exactly how Angie would set a seed. All all right girl, here we are, which is like, that's exactly how Angie would set a seed.

All right, girl, here we are. They got no reaction. Yeah, they got no reactions so they don't really know what to do. So they're like, yeah, look at we just pissed everyone off, but they didn't really. So she's sipping and then Lisa comes out and she's like, hey guys love that and then she's like, hi Would you like son or would you like shade? I usually don't love surprises, but the NGK surprise What did you think of that and Lisa's like, yeah, I really love that one love that Yeah, I wouldn't just like I was like be my plus

Wait, wait, I was I was like, be my plus. Wait, wait, I was, I was like, be my plus. Line one. You know why? You know why? Because we were a dinner. So then I was like, be my plus one. I was like, yeah, real bad, I was like, did you catch any clips?

Oh my God, I'm doing that thing where my tongue is a bit, I bit my tongue today. I'm so big in my mouth that I'm like, I'm like, I'm more. I have so sorry. I'm doing that big tongue talk where you go like, like, there's like that sound of like big ton of make works. Yeah, big tongue talk guys at big plot on the other talk, the big tongue talk. Did you catch with me on watch what happens live or the clips someone sent send me a clip and I was cracking up. So and these asking her about Heather and she's like, yeah, well, you know, me and Heather, it's like the thing like there was just like so much pressure on our relationship and you know like a diamond You know cuz like diamonds you put like pressure on coal and then

Now there's not any pressure. It's like so you didn't make a diamond. What are you fucking trying to say with me? You're saying that like maybe you were just like a piece of cement that you're trying to turn into diamond And they realized there was no diamond there so they just took the pressure off so you could just be the cement that you are Fucking no, no bird. I mean if the drag queens are gonna write your lines at least make them stay to finish them It's like what a tricksy just leave halfway through this line You know what there's pressure, but it's like a dime, you know, it's like a call being squeak. Okay, I got to go. I have other business ventures to attend to. But I was gonna stop. Diamonds are a girl's best. Glad to pass.

So at least it's like, well, you know, and Jay, I don't know why you bought and being clued at. And there's drama music. As Meredith comes out of her room in this tie-died this odd tie-died Jumper and just passes by them very slowly without saying anything and no music or anything Yeah, she gives like a little smile like the sort of smile you give You know if you've got like a neighbor they don't really know but you see them on a semi-regular basis that when you walk by on the sidewalk You might like be like a give like a little smile or like even if it's someone you don't even know There's like someone walking a dog You walk by and because they have a dog you sort of give like a very light smile

But it's like the smile you give to someone you've never had a conversation with before you're like and she gives it to them Mm-hmm and they give like three different Sounds as Meredith passes. It's like Meredith is coming out the door The Meredith puts her hair behind her ears and looks at the girls and gives a little smile. Meredith passes by without saying anything. That was weird that she didn't say hi. It's weird that you brought a whole person onto this trip and then came early and let that person wasn't invited to choose their room before the hosts.

I'm loving villain Whitney though. I think it's so hilarious that Whitney's like, that's it. This season, you're getting a different wit. Mine. Me. It's me. Okay. With elbow. Sorry, I got confused. So, um, now Marath goes into Heather's room and Heather's like, I'm Trajha, the queen of hearts. And she goes, I love it. My queen.

Guh gas, my queen. I'm like, I don't love dry queens, eh, Meredith? You're really, you're really steeped in that culture. Um, yes, my queen. So Heather's like, I don't even understand what's happening. And mother Meredith's just shrugged nons. And Heather's like, but Meredith, this is your trip. And she asked, well, I'm gonna whisper to you

in a very mature way after I take these nachos off my head. Oh, wait, I meant sunglasses. Ah, okay. If you ever had a slim gym, because I prefer sunglasses. Ah, if you ever had a slim gym because I prefer sunglasses, you know what, there are so many banger things going on in the world right now. And that's what makes her happy. That's reflects more on her man, world's like something. Although it reflects a bit on my sunglasses, just because they're very large sunglasses. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong.

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Because Lee, Lee says talks like this. And Angie talks like this with a little bit of a, she's sort of, she sort of has actually almost like a Toronto accent in there a little bit, because you know how people in Toronto go, sorry, she sort of says sorry. She does it like that. But staccato. She's like lowly subarlo. At least subarlo is highly subarlo. Fresh powder, fresh start. Hey, that sounds like the perfect time to get together. And Whitney's like, yeah, she's seen completely fine to me. Again, that's how she's been every time I've seen her. And she chooses this passive aggressive way of excluding me.

And it's, you know what it is? You know what it is? It is fake. It is fake. It's not fake. She didn's, you know what it is? You know what it is? It's fake. It's fake. It's not fake. She didn't invite you on her trip. How much real her doesn't get that? Okay. She just passed by you and did not say hi. How is how you can play real? What do you want her to do? Punch you in the badge? Like, she doesn't like you girl. Don't complain about fake when you're trying to be both phony, Joanna Gaines and phony lady garga at the same time and those two things do not mix so

Heather is like Joanne Joanna garga So Heather is like you think she has any idea why she wasn't invited and Meredith is like oh, I don't know Why does she think she won't be invited many of our interactions thus far because I am a lawyer so many of our interactions thus far have been unpleasant and so we see how clips you did the first clip now you do the first try none of us should ever speak negatively about anyone else around here I got it these are irritation so I'm just gonna voice them and laugh. Then we get a clip of Angie Thorey and

Moons find her to tell Meredith off and she's like, you know what? Meridaeth, you should work in a cubicle because apparently you have very little people scouts. And Meredith is like, I am. Good paper skills, Angela. For you to win

anyway, that I would not be a valuable asset to corporate I have very good paper skills, Angel. For you to win, send you a, that I would not be a valuable asset to corporate America or any typical office setting is both rude and irritating. And I'm not going to sit here and listen to that. Hmm. So Meredith comes back, we're back there. Meredith's like, that is just me, girl.

I'm listening. So Meredith comes back, we're back there. Meredith's like, that was just me growing singing. And Heather's like, it is a complete act of war. Yeah, once you come for someone's cubicle presence, you're really drawing a line in a sand. Don't work in a cubicle. Oh wait, what did you say? Don't work in a cubicle or you should work in a cubicle. Oh yeah, you should work in a cubicle.

You should work in a cubicle because you couldn't do customer service basically. I actually would prefer an open office with desk where we could all see each other like a startup company or just have an office. But for you to say, I'm a long and a cubicle, which I would decorate and very nice with pictures of my toddler, Brooksy, it's still random offensive to me. So appetizers are brought out to the pool and, you know, it's like tomato and mozzarella cheese. I need better. I'm gonna say that right now. As far as a visual appetizer judgment, I need, but I think because I was a cater waiter for so long and I served so many of those, and can I just tell you the tomato part is so unpleasant, put the cheese down my fucking throat.

Why are you wasting my time with these little annoying balls of acid? Stop, just give me the fucking cheese, dude. Balls of acid can, balls of acid can, break out quite nicely if you season them properly. So it's true, everyone. So then, so they're all sitting there, then Mary comes out, so Angie's like, Mary, so then, so they're all sitting there. Then Mary comes out. So,

Angie's like, Mary, come get something to eat. Come sit with us, Mary. Come on over, girl. Her is like, I'm not coming over there. Please stop talking to me like that. I don't like it. Mary, by the way, is in full black pants and a blast in Palm Springs by a pool. So she plops down on the chase, the chase thing behind them. She just says a way she just sits down and she's like, well, just a little invite in case your interest sets and Mary's like, so why, why are you guys here early? I just don't get the connection of why you're here early. Well, because well, Trixie is one of my good friends. Oh, so that's why you're here early. Well, because, well, Trixie is one of my good friends. Oh, so that's why you're here.

I don't. I don't. I don't. I got it. Mary is talking to them from her chest. She's like, I'm not going to sit with you guys, but I'm going to talk with you from two shes as a way. And there's just like this great wide shot

that they got of the group sitting to the right and Mary just, just two shes is down. And just the visual, the visual composition of that shot was just so, it was like so perfect. It was so hilarious. Just every aspect of this episode just had comedy all over it. And so Whitney's like, well, look, I'm Francis Trixi and she writes my lines now and so she said we should like promo her tell hotel. So I came down early and Mary's like, well, it just feels childish. Manji goes, well, it might feel childish to you, but Whitney's, I was trying to be inclusive. And she's like, um, no, no, I wasn't even talking to you.

I was talking to you. And then the choir just goes nuts. The choir's like, Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I brought the tequila and then Meredith comes out. She has welcome guys. I brought my my guests Emphasis on my guests and also just in case my toddler showed up. I got this cute little onesy, but so far he's not here So Meredith hands out some guests and Angie goes, oh my guests. Hmm. So, wow. I can only do so many things once for you. Oh, for you.

Oh, for you. Just makes like a huge, so giving one to everybody by the end. I then like walks by and she doesn't even say, I'm so sorry. I don't have anything at any of those who are coming. She just walks right by. but also by the way for Angie I if Angie was expecting a gift that's also ridiculous because you were unplanned and this was a pre-planned gift Yeah

You'll like me unplanned Sad tier. Let's take a moment and have a second. Oh really? Yeah, you know what listen when your parents meet in a bowling alley that your father's family owns and they end up fucking where the bowling balls are racked You know that little hallway back there. Guess what? Probably didn't plan you So but that is also why when I close my eyes sometimes I still hear this sound up Do you ever feel like you're being thrown down a oily floor? Like my favorite bowling ball Ruth remember my Brute story. It's bowling I will always remember that that ball that just showed up just just showed up in my in the ball thing

It was a red ball our red bowling ball that just said it was like every bowling ball ball. I read bowling ball that just said Ruth. And I was like, every bowling ball, almost every bowling ball I ever had with some, some lady's name with M. She had gigantic cans because you've seen my hands, right? Look at my hands. They're huge. But yeah, I, my, I always got hand me down balls because I would never commit to taking bowling classes because you know who teaches bowling classes. Really creepy guys in like props because our shirts don't fit. And Ruth, yeah. Oh, I, I, I wish I could have met Ruth at some point. She would, she's probably a legend. So, um, they've probably made this statue out of Ruth, this little lady bowling statue that I got from my city back in the day. This is my city statue and my grandmother's. It's a bone that's Ruth.

Go do it, Ruth, do it. Ruth is like, I'm pulling back my hair. I'm going with this bald end line. Nobody's gonna stop me. Got my hand out to steady me. And, mother. And then my dad's about to climax and up. Oh.

Ronnie was conceived. This makes me want to go bowling. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not even gonna meet you. I want to go bowling, I love not going to lie. I'm not even going to meet you. I want to go bowling. I love bowling. I'm so bad at it, but I love doing it. It also makes me want to fuck someone. This is totally creepy.

I get it. Let's move on. We just want to have pizza party. Well, I know at this year, maybe my birthday party will be out of bowling alley. So my God, I will fly in to a bowling party. Yes. And also, please a real bowling alley and not to the bowling party. Yes. Okay. Also, please a real bowling alley and not like a lucky strike.

Not some cheap. No, no, I would go like a real gritty bowling. Shadowless. Not somewhere Ruth would have been. Shadowleans on Vermont, you've been there? Yes, I have, of course. I was in improv. We had to have birthday parties at bowling alleys.

Well, I don't want to, I don't want to do a hipster bowling. I don't want to do lucky strike. It's going to be at Shadowleans.. I'm I'm going to do it. I Love it everyone. It's going to be a big party. Love it. I'm in. Okay. So she passes out gifts and Angie goes, wow, that is so sweet. How you just keep walking on it. Bye. You know, you know what? I'm sure that those gifts are just donated shit from other companies. What, like the sunglasses that you have that you clearly purchased from, I don't know,

I don't know where this burn is going to go. Let's say Etsy, I don't know, that doesn't make sense. The point is, you were those sunglasses. Don't complain about t-shirts. The point is, you were no sunglasses. Don't complain about t-shirts. Commissions. Here comes one right now. So, um, Samaritan's well, guys, we have a shopping afternoon plan, which should be really fun. I've got a couple of fun stores, so we're gonna break off into two different groups of pairs. And the idea is, if I pair off with Lisa, we're gonna who we're trying to rebuild and grow and trust again, we could shop together. I could pick something slutty out for you

that resonates with your inner slutty character that would give blow jobs for basketball. So it gets jazzy for jazz. And you can give me something classy because that's who I am inherently okay does everyone understand the rules. Malkastum, so boring. She's trying to like fake voice so she doesn't murder this anti-check and then Mary just Mary goes, maybe you could buy me ring Lisa. And then by the way, here's the twist, we can wear to dinner whenever we can. Wait a minute.

So you're saying that we're going to wear to dinner, whatever we pick up for each other. Well, it's about trust. So I'll put the other one in something you know they won't want to wear unless it's Lisa Barrow, which is your name. Here's the teams. Wow, we need sunshine. So you're gonna be singing and I didn't know you would be here.

So you can be alone and Monica and Mary, you would be here, Saul, you can be alone. And Monica and Mary, that would be fun, you're new. With me, I don't really care, you're going with Heather. Okay, just everybody ignore Angie. All right. Yeah, Angie, I didn't realize we're gonna be here. So you, I've actually assigned that you can actually just go find a pit of mud and just throw yourself in it and we'll get you when we're done shopping. Okay.

Well, I would like to thank you for acknowledging that you didn't invite me. I both think you're right out. And Monica's like, right now, the game, I like the way I'm sensing I mean even the whole sales come on I loved Monica's reaction cuz I felt like she was just she forgot she was on the show She just thought she was a viewer like that. She's Well, I think that Monica is acting out of line She's coming up into this group as my friend and she's acting disgusted by my comments. Like the minute she could take up for somebody else, she did. I was like, wow, you are really just doing

Jen's entire last season. I hope this ends with you going to prison because this was Jen's last season when she brought Angie on and she's like, I don't dare you. This is my trap and you're like taking the bedroom and like you're like standing up for my friends instead of for me But Angie I find to be much funnier because like Jen was Jen was so like

Jonas cuz she would then like Dominier with this thing and Angie's just like huh? I can't believe you would do that to me Aggression goddess and then it's just just sort of just like annoyed on the side, but like no one's paying attention to her. So yeah, also I feel like it's important to point this out every week if I can. I one of the things I'm loving the most about this season, because I've loved every year. I'm loving that it's working so well without Jen.

I mean, so far we're only on episode three, but it's their best season so far. And there's no gen in sight. So all those people who are like, oh, they need Gen. Now they might need it for ratings because ratings have not been great. But still, it's not dwell on that. Well, ratings, you know, I never, you know, it's hard to say what people, people watching these on DVRs and stuff, you know, it's not for me. No way, you know, but I will say, I mean, it's going to be hard to top season two.

Season two was so legendary. I think like season two is wonderful. But it could because I know it's every in my book because it's Gen shot. I don't remember anything. No, I just don't remember the rest. You can top the season. I mean, oh, I remember the rest. Yeah, yeah. But no, I'm just saying like it's easy to top a season for me because I don't remember the last season. So, but this season so far, it's been three out of three episodes have been absolutely hilarious. So, it could be, you know, so like to me, this show is in the S tier, you know, like if you get the of the rankings, S A B C D F, whatever, this is up there with that. What's an S A B C the ranking? You know, if you're going to rank in tears, the A tier is A, right?

B is B. Well, that makes sense. C B is like, S is like so good. It's like above a, it's like, it's extremely, it's like, extremely exclusive. And so like, I think you put this in Miami and the S tier at the moment, like, currently, a gay guy with a list like me came up with that term. Like assets are better than any other ladder. They're above all the other ladders. Sounds for a saucy. It's an a saucy tear.

So they go to their rooms and Lisa's like, Anjay, are you okay? And they're just like, your guys light is being shed on the fakery. Monica's over there like, oh, right, right at the gate, like, ooh, right at the gate, like, what a fucking bitch. You don't talk to anyone like that. I don't care, I don't care if that's who you are, you don't do that.

And Lisa's like, yeah, you know what, and you're kind, and like, you're kind of like, don't like it involved. Because there's nothing wrong with being a boucher now. You know, my feelings what, and you're kind. And like, you're kind of like don't like it involved. Because there's nothing wrong with being a boucher. You know, my feelings would be hard to help. And Monica just walks right over. And she's like, I'm kidding. Are you guys from outside in the room? So, Link, I'm sending you your upset with me.

Yeah, our feelings are upset. Not as upset as Monica's I lost my ring though. And Angie's like, I'm glad you're here, Monica. I just made a comment to Whitney. And you're like, oh, right out're here Monica. I just made a comment to Whitney and you're like, oh, right out the gate. Like, how about check in with me? I introduced you to the friends here. You know what I mean. Yeah, but you were kind of rude to the hostess in AzureFan. I would tell you that that was rude though. It's like that Sunday Sunday sending and insulting. So it

surprised me that you would like talk to rude when she's putting us all up here. Well, and I have plans to do that tonight. I deserve to be here as much as everyone else. So there's such an awkward pause because Monica puts her inner placed so easily. She's just like, yeah, here's my argument, you're wrong and stupid. And so there's a big long pause and then Lisa's just like, okay, wow, she won that one really quickly. I'm leaving, bye. I chose the wrong team, bye. She's like, and if you like, don't believe me,

I have my nana on the phone. Nana, what do you think about Angie? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and they split up in a store. Oh, you guys, I'm so upset about my ring. Oh, and Lisa and Meredith go with bad weather and Angie into one store. Mary Ann's, you know, picking out your clothes is such a personal thing, every day. So letting someone else do that for you, let's just like transbelting answer. That's why I always feel I get such a privilege when I get to put my little Tyler and his t-shirt with the trucks on it. I feel like I'm developing a band with my son that will never be replaced

the day I die. So then we cut to Mary and Monica shopping together and they're just giggling because Monica has watched the show and knows exactly how to deal with Mary, which is just to laugh and keep it moving. Yeah. So they're walking and just kind of giggling and they walk into a store and Mary is like, oh, it smells like somebody farted. It smells like somebody farted.

Yeah. So now back in the other store, Marianne's. It's Marianne's and the other one's bizarre. So Marianne's and she's like, oh, it's so it shows. Heather and Whitney are shopping. It says the car runs as Heather and Whitney. And then you see Meredith and Lisa browsing and says, Meredith and Lisa, then Angie finds an outfit.

And she says Angie and herself. And everyone's picking out outfits and Angie's just trying Meredith and Lisa, then Angie finds an outfit. She says Angie and herself. And everyone's picking up outfits and Angie's just trying to pick out her own. And she's like, wow, I'm so sorry, but I kind of want to wear this. Hey, hey, invisible friend, do you think this looks good on me? Me too. I think it looks so good. I'm going to wear it. So Meredith is like, discuss, Meredith sees it, she's like, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr other cards are out and they all been irritation. I R-R-I-T-H.

I lost my ring. Taiko. I lost that. So then Mary and Monica are shopping and Mary, like everything Mary is like her eyes are bulging. Like, you know, when she's disgusted her eyes are bulging, she puts her head back. She's like, oh, she's just grossed out by everything that Monica keeps pulling and she's like, I don't mean, I don't out by everything that Monica keeps pulling and she's like,

I don't mean, I don't mind being paired up with Monica, but I think I'll do the picking. Okay, I'll be for me. And so then, then it goes back, this is one of my favorite things. When it goes back to the next door, they just have this long shot of a sign that says 1499. And I was like, this here is Salt Lake City, you know. When you're at Beverly Hills, they love to dwell on the fact that something costs $5,000. We're here, it's like a $12,000 dress and it's 14.

Here's a rack for $14.99. Yeah. So then we cut back to Monica again, and she's trying on what Mary picked at. And it's actually cute. It's like this velvet blazer with diamond studs all over it. And Monica goes, oh my God, girl, you need to have a daughter because like, you can dress me, you can dress me, girl. Oh my god, wait, hold on. I bought a bag. I just wanted to fit in. I just wanted to buy a bag so I would fit in. That is my favorite.

I was in love with Don and Mike. Hey, Bob the bag. I love so loud. I love so loud that with the bag. So she's so happy that it's, and Mary is really cute because she's so happy that this turned out to be cute. Right? You can see this is actually like really proud and like she loves it this girl loves it and it was actually like it was nice it was actually like like I I felt like in a weird way like Mary was being treated with some sort of respect I'm not

necessarily you know Mary has Mary is a curious person and she's done a really lot of awful things but also like a lot of times people talked to her like a child and I felt like Mary was like it felt like there was like a genuine rapport going on there for like one second, which is kind of sweet. Yeah, and she actually picks out something cute for Mary too. This big yellow blazer with a like trench coat blazer type thing. And Mary likes it. Yeah, I mean, it was an impressive scene. It was the right person. blazer type thing. And Mary Hades it. Yeah. I mean, it was an impressive scene all around. So then back to Meredith. Meredith, Meredith picks out this.

First of all, Meredith is in this terrible yellow dress showing her arms, which you know she hates. We all know that she hates, even though I feel like editors through in 20 shots of her arms today, just to throw me off my game. But she was still showing arms today. So you know Lisa hates her and she really hates Lisa still. Wow. Yeah, because nothing I mean, because they they're doing their big reveals are stepping out of their dressing rooms. And by dressing rooms, I mean, like, whatever little like shower stall that was there with like

some some fabric to step out of, you know, so they step out of it and yeah, Meredith in this yellow thing Which I didn't think was too bad, but I'm not a fashion gay, but Lisa Meredith puts Lisa in this like mesh top and like a little coin skirt and it's like first of all It's not Lisa's style whatsoever, and it looks it looks crazy It looks completely insane and Lisa just just keeps jangling her hips around because it's a belly dancer, mini skirt, you know, mini micro mini skirt. And I just want to clarify,

I'm not saying anything about Meredith Arms. She actually looks really lovely. I'm saying that I think she has insecurity about them or doesn't like them because she's always in a blazer. Yeah, I was like, we're like the monsters, ink sleeves. But yeah, and others, but Lisa has, she has spoken that she doesn't like to be too revealing, you know, she does feel insecure in that kind of look.

So she is so uncomfortable and she looks, she just looks cheap. She looks like she's wearing cheap clothing. Like she, I don't think it was even from the 1499 rack. This is from like the five minute nine. Yeah, Meredith clearly still hates her. So she's like, my tell us now it's gonna come from time is very terrible. What you might have heard on last week's real housewives of Orange Cammy as well. And the bottom is not really you know that you still have to wear it because my marriage is and Lisa's like obviously a martythe hot smart and Meredith is like well I just wanted to push Lisa out of her comfort zone and then kind of into the auto zone I wanted her to look like someone who might need to go

shopping there so I want to look like she's out of her comfort zone and the auto zone and Waving a flag with black and white checker marks in the very first version of fat on the fury us from 1991 I just wanted her to feel like she wasn't in her zone But rather just in the play zone and it McDonald's just going down and a grimy slide and landing in a ball pit with a bunch of dirt in there and this is where she is You know what I learned today that I cannot trust my lifestyle at all Well, and Heather's like well, I picked a soft bit for wet me because it's like royalty vibes and it is insane Okay, it's like royalty vibes and it is insane. Okay, is this big?

This is to you. Actually, I think we'll wait me. I think with Whitney, by way of Trixie's line writing. He never said I think. She goes, she put it perfectly. She goes. I thought this was about trust. Instead, I'm Kate Middleton on top and a lab technician on the bottom. Does anybody need a blood sample taken? It was so bizarre. Like she had this big hat with like sort of like, it was like floral or something, but it was like something I had you would wear to to derby at like at the races at derby

But then there is sort of like a like a translucent lab tech it's saying feathers. Okay, the hat is like feathers I think they're fake feathers and then with their white bright white with bright white netting over the feathers It's like they're trying to keep that dove from getting mosquitoes on it. So what the hell? And such as try it, like I see how they're trying to go for a look, but it literally is so crazy. And so you're thinking, oh God. And then we see what Whitney's put Heather in. And when you put like Heather in like this kind of vintage

leather jacket and when he goes, yeah, this jacket is like very street. I'm like, yeah, because that's what I think of when I think of Heather Gay. I, you know, just someone who is like, you know, just very, very street. I look at her and I think, is this like, I don't know, is it Heather? Is it Missy Elliott?

It really could go into way That's what I always think about with Heather of course with well That's what I have to like so because remember she's like, you know her first season She's like I'm just that kind of girl like no one would expect me to be like driving around in my car blasting her pop Black blasting rap. Yeah, yeah But still like there's nothing in her style that says like she dresses like this and And it's also such a, to me, it's like kind of a strange look on her. Yeah. Well, they're all crazy.

It looks, I thought it was so good because she puts her, she goes to Palm Springs and put somebody in a leather jacket. I mean, that is just so cold. Well, it's like one of the hottest places in America. So I don't know. Well, isn't that all I had doing something so cool to the hot place? The irony so Home run Heather loves it. So then Whitney goes because we still don't know that they're not done because it seems just kind of a linger

Well, at least the way we're telling it. It's like five hours on but then Whitney goes hey, wait can Angie come out now And just in her dressing room just waiting for her line. I'm waiting for my cue. I'm waiting. Y'all out. Y'all go where to the day? So and I was like, who? And she goes, come on, come on Angie.

And so Angie comes on and I just love that she was back there waiting. And Angie's like, she comes out in this gold costume bikini Toga dress thing. And she's like, guys, she's really cheap looking. You know what? I'm, I'm not going to dump this outfit because it's very gree shun. I embody the Greek culture here. I'm Greek. And this is what Greek people like to wear. And this is totally gree. Yeah, it's totally grition. I'm married, let's go. The outfit, it's like a Greek tragedy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. They all meet up and they all look the same. But they all get, yeah, it's so discordant.

All these looks all together. It is, the Heather goes looking around at all our outfits. We look like the rejected Barbies at the bottom of the toy trunk. So why don't we, by the way, we know this is going to be a two parter. So we'll keep the video going. But for everyone else, thank you so much for listening for listening to this episode We are going to be back with part two Coming up very very shortly in your podcast feed. Bye everyone Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors ain't no thing like Allison King Ashley Savoni she don't take no baloney Strong the park with Caitlin Clark. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela.

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