Watch What Crappens - #2168 RHOSLC Part 2: You Can Leave

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

It’s part two of our epic recap of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03). The women have styled each other, and now they’re off to enjoy a drunken dinner where Meredith turns British and has a Hall of Fame meltdown.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So this is like a lot of mouth balls running around basically together. Yes. And so, uh, and then Mary, Mary turns to Lisa. She goes, Oh, Lisa, I love your little belly. It reminds me of Milan. I was like, is that, did I hear that right? Did I miss it? Did I miss a word there? No, that's what she said.

And Lisa's like, you know what, thanks Mary, because I'm like dying that I'm in. That's like, I'm also like really upset about my ride. I almost started to cry. And then I'm like, hold'm also like really upset about my ride. I almost started to cry. I'm in the back. Hold on. Open the window. What you need to do is you need to file a police report and say, do your police officers?

There's a woman here who's trespassed on a trip arrest and GK. And Monica is so annoyed that Lisa is complaining again. She's just like making like little, you know, annoyed kid faces at the camera and Heather's like, wait, is there a dress code at this place we're going to and Lisa's like, you know what? This place, let me look it up on my fat. Formerly, Gary grants us say, oh my god, and I'm wearing this is It's literally soundtrack or egg for me right now. I'm gonna get this. What about it is triggering? She's like, I'm in a bathing suit going

to a five star restaurant. It's weird. And she goes, I prepare for this trip. Okay, like my shopper and Milan sent me all these beautiful things for me. Well, technically it wasn't a shopper and Milan. It was just one of Jack's friends who was on a mission in Milan,

but I said, hey, can you buy me something from a lot from Sears of Milan? And he's like, sure, girl. So I can't even wear it. So now I have to go to a five-star dinner in a two-piece bikini, a Gavalsche knockoff and a skirt. I stop from the Middle Eastern dancer. What the hell? Try guard.

I think that's why she said Milan because Lisa was like, oh my god, I got all my outfits from Milan. And so now she's like, wow, I love it. It looks very Milan. Like you love your belly skirt. Your belly that's a skirt. Maybe it was like Lisa Milan. So Lisa Milan.

So Lisa is complaining. So she's like, then she's just complaining. Now she's so mad because she was, I think she was trying to be sort of like, try to keep it in. But now that she knows that she's going to a nice restaurant wearing this, she's so angry. She's like, oh my god. Oh, the desk, the skirt is like putting an dance in my body. Yeah, it's like the desks. They like really hard. Oh, oh, oh. This is no longer a fun girls trap. This is like the shining.

And I'm trapped. I'm next thing you know, Ketsu, two little twin girls are gonna knock on my door just saying, Brad-Rap. Which is so rude because they be sure to be serving me, Brad-Vita. Brad-Vita cocktails. Vita cocktails.

Vita cocktails. Hi, I twin. I twin. Adif cocktails. Adif cocktails. They're on a mission. I'm a. I tell you what I'm saying. I tell you what I'm saying. I tell you what I'm saying. I tell you what I'm saying. I tell you what I'm saying. I tell you what I'm saying. I tell you what I'm saying. I tell you what I'm saying.

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more nuts than what they go into like, is a like more, they're keep on going, increasingly more into public. Initially it was, they were just in the store. Then they were like on the sidewalk. And now they're full on in a nicer restaurant. I mean, it's, I've actually been in the wrong springs. I mean, it's still Palm Springs. And they still look nuts. I mean, in Palm Springs, you can do whatever the fuck you want. You really can. And they still look nuts. You could literally do Bruce Vlange cosplay in Palm Springs and people will be like,

watch dress up like formally. But like, I've been to this restaurant and it's like, I remember I wore like a black polo on jeans. So it's like, it's nice, but it's not like shirt and tie, you know. But even then, they look at it just with just honestly, it's really Whitney's look. That's a me. It's like the, it's like the Whitney with the Heather look. It's like Whitney in that lab tech and the big giant hat, but then Heather and hers. But by the way, they're all kind of wearing goofy hats. Did you notice it wasn't just, well, that's all I was going to say is the craziest is all the T party

hats, you know, or the Derby hats or whatever they all Larry has one Monica has one Yeah, so they come in and Lisa's like, oh my god, you guys I am humelian I'm in the hostess says you look amazing ladies and Lisa's like, you know what we know you're lying That's thank you So Mary's like, uh, she goes, Mary's to us says, Lisa, whoever picked out your outfit, they don't like you. You should know that going forward. So they all order espresso martinis and Whitney wants hers with tequila.

Is that a thing? I think there is something. I think I have heard that. But yeah, it's then Lisa, of course, when she orders her with tequila, Lisa goes, do you like a naos? And when you say, I like any hose, and you know like somewhere like Brin and Sire

were slapping like high five, like, ha, we're totally, we totally started the hose thing on trips. So they order some stuff and Lisa's like, oh my God, like all of a sudden it got really cold's like, oh my God. Like all of a sudden it got really cold, like a hot pocket fluid. Wow, great. You know what, you might as well serve me hot pockets speaking of dress like this.

Jesus Christ. She made a hot pocket and some chat us. Her complaining about it being really cold was both her way of reminding everyone that she's in some awful sheer top. But also, I think she's kind of hoping someone will give her a jacket to hide said sheer top. Yeah. So Monica's like, what's coming on? Where are you complaining? I'm writing. So you know what? I have the heater being turned on, but this is about the heater. Yeah. Cause she's in a fucking black leather jacket. Okay.

Heather. Heather is so bundled up right now. So they swap. Monica and Heather swap. So Yeah, yeah, because she's in a fucking black leather jacket. Okay. There is so bundled up right now. So they swap Monica and Heather swap. So Monica can be near Lisa's heat lamp. And then they chose to new beginnings and fun times and Meredith is like, well, everyone, let's all have a funding tomorrow. And of course, that was just directed towards my guess. It's not including in GK. So I hope you have a terrible day in Palm Springs.

Hope you get bitten by a scorpion. Um, Mary, it's like, yeah, let's have a good night's sleep. Mary, it's only thinking about going to bed. Like that's all she cares about. Don't be loud tonight. And Whitney jumps in and she's like, um, on that note, can we play a game? Let's play a game. I want to play a game.

Of course, Whitney with the fucking games. Right. I start to like, I start Of course Whitney with the fucking games, right? I start to like I start to groan because I'm like, oh games, but then I remember it's Salt Lake City and their games always go amazingly off the rails. I was like, that's okay. Let's play a game where we get to know each other better. Marry's like no I love Mary's No, but energy. Like she's just like, no, I'm not gonna sit on the chairs and I'm not gonna play the game.

So, no, that's when he goes to the area. Okay, think of something that not everyone knows about line, you that might shock, shock the group. And so we can, we get to, I'm confused, we're gonna shock people from across the country. So we can get to know each other better. It's written on the cue card. The host gets to know.

We're in front of your face. To know each other better. Thank you. So Meredith's like, all right, I'll go for it. What's the fact? Okay, that's as simple. That's a simple thing, but it's the first thing that came to mind. Ah, yes, don't come to Palm Springs.

What's up, man? That's a my grandparents. I'm Monica Gus. Wow. That's talking. Oh. That's shocking. Monica's energy is always like, I mean, she's she's she's singing this. I loved Meredith. Sherry, I think she even told us, didn't she even tell us this last year about on their on their Scottsdale trip. So I love that. Also, by the way, this is a good way to show how to tell a boring story in a funny way, Aaron,

from Real Housewives of New York, who was like the most embarrassing thing that happened to me. Mike had cried on Airplane. This is how you do it. Well, here's a story. I used to teach his eventos. Yeah, I used to visit here. We'll see him like grandparents.

So consider yourself shocked. Like wow, shocking Meredith. So Angie's like, well, obviously we are getting the G version of Meredith's reveal because I have heard much. Juicier stories about Meredith's path. Oh, Angie, there goes Angie. Angie, we already know you make stuff up like your last year's Barbie, Cizza kick thing

with Heather and Jen. Shut up, Jen. I mean, shut up Angie. I have something to say that's going to shock everyone. Jen, Angie, I like to write and I like Jailing and I used to write poems and I'm kind of getting back to that. Okay. The shocking thing is that you can write. And I used to write poems and I'm kind of getting back to that. Okay, the shocking thing is that you can write.

It actually was, Charles Silverstein, I like that. Sorry, she's a poet. No, but I love that Whitney is getting into poetry because you know what this means that she's gonna be reading poetry on this show. Like... Hey, I, I, I, Trixie, Mattel's a friend, a lever to the end and, and then, but they, but then where were they for me?

Where were they? Probably pretty much. She's like trying to play and wait me. Land the plane. I'm in a plane. It's insane. And I'm so glad I'm not on the best right now. Seriously, like, I don't want to sound like I'm better than any, but I hate buses. So the send me your tired your poor your huddled masses learning yearning to have chocolate syrup put on them and rolled on a tarp poetry

I'm like I'm like I'm realizing how I'm realizing how I'm like you poems I can reference on the fly I'm like wait a second I was like I have to go to the statue of Liberty Pooh. Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you burp, the more you burp, the better you feel. So eat beans for every drink, come, drink, come. Line. This is a poem I wrote that's called the flabber walkie. Okay Okay, there once was a Flabberwalky, I'm on his hand. Pant. So Monica's just squinting at her and we get a,

Emily says like, I love that, love that Whitney, love that. Okay, I'm next. Okay guys, I'm really into birds lately. Like, since I moved, I just, I got this bird house and it has a camera in it. And so I just sit there and I watched the birds through the camera. She just has a, is that where my ring can want? Someone stole it.

Well, America's, I used to have a ring. I used to have an African Grey, but it didn't get me anything from my birthday, so I turned it into a shoe. Just one though. It was small. It's a small bird. She, that bird was weird. It was strange.

She just wanted me to stare at her the whole time and she's like flying all over the place. She didn't obey. It was like a flying cat. All right, Mary, tell us something about you now. I said, um, I don't know. I'm truly a loner. I mean, like, what everyone thinks that I'm this like, socialite or something like that.

And it goes one week earlier, Mary watching everyone during snowballs and just so sort of refusing to participate, going, what are they doing? One hour earlier, Mary alone in the lobby eating by herself, but there's sunglasses on four hours earlier. I will knock him over there, please stop talking to me like that. Yeah, I just have the socialite reputation.

So Angie goes, okay, well, for some of you that don't know me, you might think I'm a badass or a hard ass, but I'm actually extremely sensitive. Wow, wow, wow, I'm sensitive. But you know about that secret, that's right. Okay, something popped me. I think it's my first second piercing this week.

I'm like so, daddy. I'm like so, daddy right now. But first second, it's my first second. Y'all are like so boring with your like, I'm sensitive, I journal like, gah! Okay. Okay, you're like talking about like, burns and like, journaling and like, childhood. Okay, and none of you even have the trauma of like walking to Louis Vuitton like, flying the bag. The video.

Okay, you ready? Hi. Fuck my brother for like 18 months. No, like, whoa, Mary just is like, what? Then Heather is cracking up and when he's like, wait a minute. Back up, back up. No, yeah, explain this.

And she goes, okay, it's my husband's sister's husband equals brother in law. I murdered this like, well, Lisa might allege that I have half of New York, but I draw the line at end law. I have to change the game. Like before she admits like she fucked the pope or like I'm dating the prophet. Like what if she sleeps with somebody's husband? I mean. Okay, so Trixie was at lunch break there. Trixie Mattel is at lunch break for that line. I laughed her and she said I have to change the game.

She's like, oh my god. It's pretty good. Okay, okay. One more game. One more game. We're going to play a game. It's pretty good. Okay, okay. One more game. One more game. We're going to play a game. It's called, um, Warmen Fuzzy are cold and prickly.

Ah, okay. So say something you love about someone because that's like the, that's the Warmen. Oh, is it again? Fizzy. And then the cold and prickly thing is something that they can work on because it makes them cold and prickly. Okay, fun. And Heather, you start. Well, I mean, I'm an active. I'm just a man. Okay, Alco. So warm and fuzzy. Okay, Angie. So Angie, I guess what's warm and fuzzy

is it were both old Titans, right, Angie? And Angie's like, yeah, we knew each other. But for probably, you were born Malika. What, when? But when from when? Listen, don't ask when. We're icons, okay. And then Heather's like, the cold and prickly

is just give it to me. Give it to me like I told Electra, give me the word of the day. Just give it to me. And if you say, yeah, you win a gold star. And Heather's like, I don't trust you. And they don't don't shine. What? What?

Why wouldn't you trust her? Okay, it's not like she'd stole your ring or anything because I lost my ring. I lost my ring the other way. Did Lisa go to the bathroom and get another spray tan, by the way, because she looks completely different now and has white lips now. I'm not sure if I just noticed it or whatever, but we get a shing, the good old top chef,

shing, and Lisa's like, wait, why don't you trust her? Well, a couple of things. I mean, do you want me to really get into it now? I'm just like, well, I mean, you threw it out there in front of everyone. So you can't do it now that well, I mean, that's the game. So I'm just playing the game. So go on, go on then. Well, well, you know, I just, you know, it's just like, I don't trust you

because it feels like you were all over Jen and then that didn't work out and then you were all over Lisa and then that didn't work out. Ah, whoa, the perception is like not reality. Sort of like, you know, obmerdith views on what I like to wear, you know? And Heather's like, well, the question for me

was not for me to dictate fact. It was just, I didn't know. It was to tell why I don't trust her and that's why. That's why. And she's like, um, you know, look, she tells us. She's like, my lack of trust for Angie is that I've known her for anyone, I've known her longer than anyone else. And she was my friend in high school and she's chosen to buddy up with literally anyone else in the room besides me. So, you know why? I don't trust people that shit on history. I don't trust people that shit on friendship.

I just don't trust girls who sleep with the biggest dick in the room. I just don't. So cut to ultimate girl's trip of Heather going out to Lake to Zell and Porsche be like, oh my god, I'm like with the big dogs now. I'm with the big dog. Can I hang out with the big dogs?

So Lisa, Lisa is like, well, you were all over John. Like, should we not trust you? And how they're like, maybe not. Like, why are you so deeply invested in my cold and prickly with Angie? And just like, come back, Heather, Heather, come back here. It's like when you stole my Trapperkeeper in math class, come back here. Come back here right now. We need to talk. You know what?

And you know what Lisa? Let me take this. Okay, let me take this Lisa. I mean, she's all over you. You see what I'm saying? She's all over you. And she's not all over me though. Yeah.

Well, you know what Angie, you came to my brunch and you said that once you knew Lisa was in my book that you would consider buying the book and you wanted an autograph from Lisa. So you were like, I didn't know Lisa Barlow was mentioned in your New York Times bestselling book called Bad Mormon Available Now Online and also at brick and mortar places like Barnes and Noble ask for a copy, you know, like I didn't hear you say, it's like I heard you say that. Oh yeah. Well, what have you done to be my friend then what have you done to be my friend Monica's like So Mary goes you know what I'm not gonna say anything. Oh let you go and then I'll let you go you guys go I'm not gonna take some merit. It's like okay. I went me. All right

Here we go my warm and fuzzy is that your intentions are genuinely very positive. And I think in your own dumb idiotic allegedly poetic way you want to manifest good Positive things even if you are Molineing someone's bathtub, which a toddler was cleaned in once People have babies in top. How dare you? Well, no, let's get to the prickly and witness is it that I invited and she like, no, how about saying we're going to say that?

All right. I'm not going to get to have them fighting Angie fight. So he's trying so hard and no one will give her the fight. I wasn't going to say that I was going to say, you should work on your communication thing a little bit more clear. And she goes, um, actually I'm in communication. I'm in therapy for communication.

Like once a week, well, you're a therapy for shut up with me. You are not, you are not therapy for communication. And anytime somebody calls you out, you cannot just say, You are not therapy for communication. Then anytime somebody calls you out, you cannot just say, I'm in therapy for that. Okay. That's not a blanket statement to be an asshole. Oops. I meant I'm supposed to be in therapy for communication. God, my communication has problems somewhere. I must have forgotten to call dang. Stimmed by my on communication again. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial.

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So then Mary does who just did this on the on the real house, one of the real house. Oh Tamra, Mary pulls a full Tamra where Mary goes, wait, Meredith, no, that's not what you said about her bringing her friend today. You didn't like that. It's like, and then we see six hours earlier, Meredith, on the bed with Mary going, well, I'm not going to get him to it right now. And Mary goes, well, I asked why she, why they came early. And Whitney's like, yeah, with Mary asked me, and she said it was, it was childish that I flew in early. But you know what, Trixie is my friend. And I didn't think it was childish that I flew in early, but you know what, Trixie is my friend. And I didn't think it was that big of a Dell.

She full on said, Dell, are you trying to add some herbs to this cold and prickly? I don't understand. Okay, my turn, my turn. Okay, I'll go Lisa. Lisa, Barlow. And girl.'ll go Lisa. Lisa, Barlow. And girl. Okay Lisa. I love that you're here in pretty much a thong and you did it

happily and you work at sport. Okay I'm serious. I'm like serious about that. Okay girl, my prickly. Okay. And somebody going through a divorce, mainly my own fault because I was talking my brother and my brother a lot, but we can get to that later.

Not the sole out, though, we'll be fucking the brother along. Quiet, quiet, sir. Listen, the boy turns no matter who's at fault, okay? And, you know, it's just me and my four kids trying to figure out what the fuck we're doing with our lives. So it was really hard for someone like me. They just bought a bag.

Okay, we'll go into that later to listen all day to you to talk about losing a $60,000 ring. And everyone's just staring at Lisa. It's like a big long pause. And you see Lisa start to drop it. She's like, I didn't say it over and over, but not it, not it. She's like, um, I didn't say it over and over, but now that, now that, um, you did. And we see like a montage. And it's not like a three beat montage. Like the

montage just normally are, it just goes on for like eight beats. I got my ring. Where's my ring? I lost my ring. I'm so, so upset about my ring. Where's my ring? I got shot. I lost my ring. That's the big one. Lawy in number four. Lawy in number four. I lost my ring. Every set big one, lawy in number four. Hello, Ticketmaster. Yeah, I'd like to get a refund for seeing Barnum and Ballies. I turns out I can't go to three ring circus

because I lost the ring. This is Triggerbag. Oh my god, I can't even say Triggering anymore because it has ring in it. I'm just tricked. I'm tricked like math trick and I'm a tree So they go through like you're right like eight versions of this and see we cut back to her She's like, you know what? But I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that. It's not the bad though Monica's I can't I get it. Look girl. Look I like stuck my hand into a time bomb for you like I get it. I get it. But girl, look, I like stuck my hand into a time bomb out for you. Like I got it.

And just like, I was like, no, dad, no, dad. No, it's like what I said to my son when he said he didn't want to go to college. No, dad. So Lisa says, I'm just being weird. I'm just saying like just be aware. I mean more aware than you were of your ring when you lost it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean more aware than you were of your ring when you lost it What's your deal with me Monica like when when you can afford to buy a $50,000 ring you'll car about it too Leave it to Lisa to completely misunderstand the point. She's like, oh, yeah, you're poor like that's her argument To the poor person. He's like it's really hard being poor and And he says, yeah, maybe it wouldn't be so hard being poor if you weren't so poor. And the head poor face. Like girl, you're carrying around like a $60,000 ring.

And I'm carrying like a hundred dollar ring. Like it's very different. And I get it's like hard for you. And it's emotional, but just like no, my ring's $100. And Lisa's like, got it, emotional, but like just like no, like marrying $100. And Lisa's like, got it, noted, got it. It's very Riley, it was Riley from below that. Got it, got it.

Soon to be on Winterhouse. And so Lisa is pissed, right? So Monica gets, well, this is some really shitting game. Lisa goes, yeah, there's a shitting again. Look at the boom. Look at Lisa starts doing, she starts doing like, well I just like, it was like a blessing and like, I worked really hard for that blessing.

Yeah, we all work hard. Like some of us are like mailing bindles or bundles or swaddles across the country right now. Whatever the fuck those things are. Have you ever taken a train mic down your hand a full list of swaddled in there? When you have like a 99 year old Portuguese grandma mailing out the swaddles, then you can talk to me.

So later we go to a little later. So now they're having their ordering more drinks and auntie's like, you know But I'm gonna do like a really fun dinner toast because Greeks love to toast. Okay Like I got it like let's all embrace our cultures you know embrace your culture But girl like we get it. okay, for fuck's sake, enough of it. I haven't even heard tabooly brag as much about being Greek for fuck's sake, lady. Literally, you know what? I love Greek culture and my favorite thing is Olympics. But I can't watch anymore because I lost a ring. It's only for a ring to be Olympics for me now.

Oh my god, $60,000 rings, it's all Greek to me. Am I right? Because I lost mine. But like Angie's saying, you know, Greeks, we love to toasts, is it's up there with me when people say, oh, you know what, I'm Jewish, we just love food. Like all those cultures that hate food. Like everyone does that with their own culture. I feel like I said Jewish because I'm Jewish.

But like everyone's always like, oh yeah, I'm from Zimbabwe and we love food and Zimbabwe. Yeah, it is very much like I'm Lebanese and the way we show love is through food. We share food together. We write together. Like that's how we show love. Or chefs when they say my culinary point of view

is fresh ingredients, just everything fresh like Guys that I'm a gay love that I'm a gay Lebanese person and I drink water Occasionally one way that I love to hydrate like one thing by the way One thing that like Jewish Jewish Americans from the Russian descent like me love is hydrating with water. That's just like something that's just like a good part in parcel with us. Guys, let me just speak for all the people who are probably conceived in the back hallway of a bowling alley near the Racking Pins. I show my love through shoelace time.

Can I say something? Can I say something? We pass. As someone who came from suburban New York City, one thing that we love doing in that part of the country, just breathing air. It's just like something that's like really part of our personas there, you know. Okay, we're interrupting Angie's very important speech. It's a toast. It's a toast. It's a great toast. Okay, a thing we do at my house is we work on a word of the day. Like a Greek word, right Angie? Yes, a Greek word.

Thank you with me for the support. And one word that I think describes what's happening today is sentico, which means wait for it. Thicc, that's what it means. It means fake. The most obvious. This was such an obvious. an obvious as soon she said we work on a word of the day in my mind I literally was like she's gonna say fake. It's gonna be fake. I got just knew it I knew she's a fake cuz that's what she's so predictable and Why did you just say boom because I didn't really trust the sound effects to do it for me since everybody else

Is looking me over I'm not sure if I'm actually a full-fledged cast member yet to do it for me since everybody else is looking me over. I'm not sure if I'm actually a full-fledged cast member yet. So I have to provide my own sound effects as I'm over this. Contracts have knock on out yet. So I make my own, oosh, moving on.

And then she goes, I came here with an open heart. And Meredith, I thought we were friends. And she goes, what? Oh, no. At this point, by the way, everyone's wasted including Meredith. Well, you publicly said that you will never be friends with me.

So why would I invite you? And why would you even want to, and then she goes, publicly, I said that publicly. I'm a, Bueller is, Bueller's up to something. Bueller, we're in the middle of a Meredith Marx scene. Could you not lick your wiener during this scene? Lucky pause, but he doesn't know if I'm talking

One thing that has Greeks we love to do is we love to lick our own wieners. God So mostly it pisses me off because I'm just jealous I would like to be like in my wiener. God bless it. So Angie, sorry, but sorry, everything. She's saying, Mara says, like, why would you ever, you said you don't wanna be friends, right? And just like publicly I said that, I'm publicly honey.

Where publicly did I say that, Mara, did, wow, we won't remember being friends where you're in fact, once. And Angie's like, I don't know what Meredith is talking about right now. I don't know when I ever said we would never be friends with Meredith in public. Is this a rumor you heard from someone? Is there someone we can drag into this? And Monica goes, you love a receipt girl.

Let's see it girl. Here's my, I was from a bag that I bought because I wanted to fit in. Perfect. Yeah, perfect. And then the other question is, why didn't she bring this to my attention earlier? You have treated me really inappropriately, Meredith. And maybe I should explain to you actually how I feel. Amanda's got, Mmm, I'm trying to ask, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Please note that right now, I'm saying that now,

but later I'll be saying, not. Okay, this is not actually me to start it now. This is not your dinner and you can leave. No, Meredith, I'm not going anywhere. Well, that's not your dinner. No, I'm not leaving. Boom! What is your name?

What is your name? What is your name? Please. I'm from Australia. I'm from Australia. I'm from Australia. And why are you holding up a little sign that says Angie? Well, I wasn't sure if I would get a chirod, so I needed to make sure I had my own, I pedasseled it.

So, Brad, because while you were mad, we're not invited by me, so you can go. And she said, what is your issue with me? A user I don't even have a I don't even have a password or a login. How could I be a user. I have been kind to you and if you calling me sweetie pie is a reference to spanish opa. I am very upset at that. That feels racist. Then how come you called me at the way you know what I've been very kind to you, Mara death. Now you want to know what I'm talking to you. You want to know what I'm talking to you. Well, then how come you called me and asked me all these great questions and I was supporting you on questions about building

a house. I gave you all of my time. And Martha said, well, I'm being happy to write a check for your hour. Where you gonna go? And mom can go hide their face like, oh my god, not bringing a check for an hour. Girl.

I don't want a check for your time because what are you going to write me a check for? Your jewelry that has fucking cobwebs and dust. You haven't sold a piece since 2016. Oh my god, girls. Stung up, you're embarrassing yourself. Don my God, girl. Stung up and fairy stingers. Don't insult our business. You brand everything in your life.

Like you brand your entire life. Everything about you is fake, Maradeth. Angie, stop. What? Do not tell me you how to act Monica. No, this is disgusting. And Monica's like, I don't know who the hell Angie thinks she's going to fight.

Like she's like four or 11 and like 70 pounds all just like sit back and like, and let you do your thing. Smith, this is lame and embarrassing for you and I'm not, I'm not interested. You know, but you are lame and embarrassing. You are. And you know what? I'm Greek.

I'm Greek when we're the ones who started you are. So as a Greek, let me just say you are and I'm going to tell you what. Now, come on. Like the film festival. Oh my god, with the Queen of Sundance. Thank God. Let me just say you are and I'm gonna tell you what now I Confirmed first of all my god with the Queen of Sun dance. Thank God So I am not leaving Meredith so then Meredith gets up watch Well, she doesn't. She goes, excuse me. Waiter. Waiter. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do we get sick on it? Please, can we get the get sicker to show her? Still or sparkling? Would you like to still or sparkle one? Love a sparkling waiter. This is Palm Springs.

Sparking security. I don't want to care. So then she gets a murder. That gets up in the table. But she's like, wasted, but she's trying to seem very like premium proper. So she walks with the waiter because excuse me, shingy and something. I am the hostess of the dinner on her behavior. It was in it, as unacceptable. And I'd like, had to leave. Okay, I'd like her to leave.

And it says the waiter, the chiron for the waiter says Chad waiter, not security. He's like, I'll do what I can. the Kairon for the waiter says Chad waiter, not security. He's like, I'll do what I can. So how does like, oh my God, I have five espresso martinis in, but even I know that that guy is the waiter, not security. If you're gonna summon him for anything, it's dinner rolls and a water fit refill, not to taste Angie and Carter off the table.

So at least it's like, oh my God, you guys were also supposed to be working on being friends and Meredith turns to the tape on some. And I didn't want to hear things about you. I'm from the wild. I'm small. You can think with her and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and Fuck her, she's her name is Nonsense. Okay, she started sobbing. She's like, ah! And then she goes, you know, children that are going to be disabled for the rest of their lives,

and you know what, I'm not doing. I'm not doing. She pulled the children. She pulled the other children that are being disabled for the rest of their lives. I'm not gonna. She just tried to throw Angie K out. She just went to the little gay waiter and be like, excuse me, security, could you please?

Get a gallon of this. In a British accent. You know, there are dad's children in the world. And Mary's like, what's going on? You know what? I'm not doing that. Peace out. You need that one good night.

Because I am gonna, I'm gonna go worry about the things in the world that is important. And that is not one of them. There is not one child at this table with a crush. Not one. I will not see here at this table and when I could be somewhat alt thinking about children who have slick. Okay, I believe the children of our future teach them well and let them design tracks. Shoma mama, do you want to label off boom, thaw of Shagabix, the medicine, oh gosh. She's like flying off with an umbrella, she's like,

I'm going to be on the same level. I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level.

And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. And I'm going to be on the same level. is a mom's own barely she's the mother of her son. So she barrels out of there. She's like stumbling out. And Mary is like, I think that Meredith probably shouldn't have had that last drink. So Lisa, who has just been dressed by Meredith in this jingly belly dancer mini spirit, is still kind enough to follow Meredith out, right? She goes to Jesus, sir, like they go out to the front.

They're in the front and Meredith is like, this is nonsense. I don't need to be attacked by some woman that cautious this trip. Literally solving stone. So then back to the table, Whitney's Heather's like, Whitney, this is your fall. You should go fall or and Whitney goes, don't do that, Heather.

We're moving forward and Heather goes fresh powder, fresh start and Whitney looks at her like so confused. What? I have to powder my nose. I don't get fresh powder, fresh start, fresh powder, fresh start. So then back to Meredith and Lisa Meredith's like, I am doing.

I'm shocked. I love valley, valley, sardils girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl,

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girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, I don't support you to any sort of case. You're in break and done. I can't be a robbing eagle from energy.

It is disgusting energy. Hello, Banger. Mad Mozel. Hello, Bucousham, Vecmoire. This is why. Oh, my book or sham, Vec Bois, this one. Welcome and be on the whole bad arm, Adri. Sit down, shut up, or get out. So Heather is cracking up.

She's like, wow, Meredith left with an English accent. She cracks left laughing. So then back to Meredith. Meredith is now sobbing and Lisa's arms. Okay. Lisa's holding her. It's like that OC scene. Yeah. When Tamara was like losing her shit after punching Kelly in the street. And she's like in Ireland. Yeah, losing her shit on the bus and she's just holding her head tight Well, Tamara is just completely shell shocked And Marath is like she's like I can't I can't She wants to the broth off and we get to mine and I can't sit here. I'm a father and listen to this to mine. And I can't sit here. I'm a father and listen to this.

This is me. I mean, last son, last son, last son, last son, okay. She came in hot. I'm not going to defend her. But listen, sometimes we all act like high schoolers, right? And you know, there have been factors in our lives the last few years that have been like, you know, like they've been hard, right? For everybody, Like all of us. And you know, Lisa is trading because she is blinking like Teresa Jude, I just, yeah, hoping Meredith doesn't punch her. And I'm married. I think I think by the way, I think she's trying to elude the fact.

I think she's just trying to pin it all on Gen shot, right? Isn't she trying to say like we were all wrapped up in the Gen shot thing and right? Or no? That's why I'm like, I guess. I mean, I have no idea. So Meredith is like, no. She drops the tears and she goes, Hey, listen, if I ain't going to go for the judge or I,

I'm talking about the show. No, I'm not. The last thing that's about, I can do that. Oh, I can do that oh I can do that you now you want me to go with that with a husband I can I can go to England with the

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Volves it starts dripping up. She's no, I'm working on like a brand new friendship of my last bot. We're starting with all behaviors. Because first, it's I don't want you around. Then it's I heard rumors about you. Which is true. And then we see clips of Meredith being in the hot tub last year. Being like, you know, I'm hearing rumors left right in the center. I'm out on the phone. Well, I don't want to talk about, okay, I heard she was doing favors to get her V-men to keep on their own.

You know, I think the real victim here is Angie because it happened to me. I got it and I thought with like Fresh starts or fresh part of fresh starts like new beginning is like we weren't gonna go through this I got so they go back into the restaurant and Mary's like, Mary's like, are you okay? Because you were like verbally beat up and just like, Mara death, Mara death. Look at me, please, please. Let's both take a deep breath. One thing that Greeks love to do, take deep breaths.

And I was very hurt. And I may not have approached you in the right way. I guess by calling you fake and saying no one likes you and that I've heard all the rumors about you, you in the right way. I guess by calling you fake and saying no one likes you and That I've heard all the rumors about you. Maybe not the right way. I'm married. This is not stopping me again. She's like It's not how I wanted it to go. Oh really cuz you're talking there tonight and I have been in all Six children six children six. There are six sick children in the world. Okay.

So Lisa goes, you guys, we really need to put a cork in this right now because we're actually in a fancy restaurant. And not only do we look like trash, we're acting like trash. So let's go. So now they're stumbling around right. So they're stumbling to the van and Heather is extremely shit-faced. And Lisa's like, oh, God, you had too much to drink.

I've had. And Monica's like, oh my God, she is. I'm asking you to be our M. Unking. So they get into the van. They get into the van and Meredith then she starts crying on Monica's old now. She's like, and Monica's like, go. I'm sorry for like whatever you're going through. And she's like, I'm sorry for why every night going through

at all. So Whitney who's in like the ray version of a Mrs. Peacock outfit from Clue is next to next to Meredith Soving. She's, what is it? Family? I'm not talking about it. No, it's friends. It's friends. Can we just table those for now? Wait, me let's just pretend this is your old job. All right. You can just get on my table and we'll throw some doll, fine. Oh, I have something that is much bigger weighing on me right now. I just can't, I'm at it. So Lisa's like,

what happened, Mar? Can you say, can you say, this is safe space, it's a sprinter of on. The safest space on real house was a Salt Lake Sutter. And I have nothing to go about, and there is nothing to go about, so the one down the road, there is nothing possible. We never ran to terrible road. I hate roads. Well, the, it's a terrible road because what's weighing on me is they removed all the signs from my road And now no one can find anyone's proper home. So no one's getting their UPS delivery

So with me is like I have to be honest. I think it's convenient right now No, I'm gonna be really honest right now. Really, really, really honest. Okay. Here's the deal. Every time I try to have a conversation with Meredith, there's always some big extraneous situation, which I don't know if that's the proper use of extraneous, but I'm a poet now and I'm working on communication It's her best friend's cousin dog died. It's her Amazon package arrived damage It's her street pavor isn't paving or her milkman retired or she Had dinner that was called two weeks ago or she had to walk uphill to school in the snow

weeks ago, or she had to walk uphill to school in the snow sometimes ago, or her horse didn't have a stick through it that she could hang onto while it went up and down. Just tipped over. And still I rise. And still I rise. Thank you. That was my poem. With me.

It's always something. I mean, Whitney's such a dummy, but I have to say I'm kind of agreeing with her a lot today because that is true. This is something that Meredith does. Whenever Meredith is called out or has a fight and she's not winning, she's like, you don't understand what you done to my toddler. But that being said, like, she's clearly wasted and she's sobbing. So like, are you gonna, is this the moment to just like, you know, but Whitney doesn't give a fuck. Whitney's just coming in.

She's filming Whitney this season. Timing is not ever her strong point. I don't know what really is her strong point, but it's not timing at the very least. So she's just got a lot of like points. They're just random points. She does everything. She's just like a disorganized porcupine,

just random points. So doesn't. She's just like a disorganized porcupine, just random points. So Whitney is like, do you think it's fair that Mary's probably dealing with a lot? Because you know, she runs a cult and you're dealing with a lot. And I'm dealing with a lot. Sorry, but the word is dealing. The word is dealing. Sorry. Oh my God. We're all dealing with a lot, dealing with so much. You're dealing with a lot. You're dealing with a lot. You're dealing with a lot. You're dealing with a lot.

Mary. Are you married? Mary's dealing with a lot. Mary. Hey, Mary. Are you dealing with a lot? Mary's like, uh, no. Heather's dealing with a lot.

Who else? My friend, Jackie is dealing with a lot, but she's, that's because she works at a casino. I think that kind of stuff. So Heather's like, I am sick. And they get off the bus now. So they're all, they're back at home. So they're all kind of deep-playing or whatever.

Well, they, it's like, well, they went that, when the bus, when the van parks, Meredith just gets out. But then I think like, and maybe Lisa too, but Heather is still sitting, Heather at this point is sitting, is like hunched over in the corner. Her hat is like dangling over her face. And but like Whitney's still there and Mary is still there. And Heather's like, and the corner.

And then all of a sudden Mary just starts going in. Mary. Well, Mary is so funny because she goes off camera, right? She gets out of the frame and she starts yelling at Heather from the door where she knows that they're not shooting her, which is so funny because she thinks like they're not going to use this footage, you know. I don't know Mary knows that. I don't know Mary is like aware enough to know like where the cameras are placed.

They're really because I feel like she's been so, she's been kind of on the best behavior, you know? And now she's just like happens to be off camera when she's letting her have... Well, either way, it's fucking funny if fuck. So she's like, you know what? I didn't come here for the fighting. I mean, they're not even good at fighting. They're not even good. She's like, she's fragile and she's broken down. And then you attack her.

Why would you do that? She goes, Mary, not ah, I just said my opinion, Mary. She goes, I stood up for myself in the situation. You stood up for yourself. No one was coming. Meredith was not coming for you. You came for Meredith.

You weren't standing up for anything. You've come for Meredith and she still has not come for you. And you keep trying to bring up fights and she still won't fight with you. Mary's like, to bring up fights and she still won't fight with you. Meredith, like she didn't ask for your opinion to stand up for herself. And when he goes every time it gets hard, she does this every time. There goes. You need to grow up. Little girl. But that is very offensive.

Mary to tell somebody to grow up. What did you say? Grow up. Right. You did not have to think you did. Grow up, grow up. I'm offensive, it did. You did not, everything you do. All I said was you didn't have to say anything to her.

Hold what you do. Hold yourself, hold yourself, grow up. No. Uh-uh, grow up. You are. No. No. She goes, I do, I do, I do, I know you don't.

Only you are. Stop being this front, this facade. Who's with me? Who's with me? I'm not. You're looking at with me. Well, I do, no you don't, only you are. Stop being this front, this facade. Who's with me? Who's with me? I'm not, you're looking at with me. Well, I don't know. The way you talked about me, don't you even go there with me? Just, the way you talked about me, but it is.

She says, the way you talked about my family, like I never talked about you. I was told about you. I got told about you. And you, you called me, you. I got told about you. And you called me. You have called me a pornography sweetheart. I'm not a kid. Cause pornography.

Yeah, you said you were afraid for your family for me. When he goes, let's pornography. You went all the way around. You told the whole group, you want to take me down. You went to the dirt for me. Yeah, you went all the way to the granch. He's, you want to take me down. You went to the dirt for me. Yeah, you went all the way to the ground. She's, uh, I didn't say that you do porn. Just, no, I didn't say you said you said pornography. Nah, uh, hey, Heather, Heather. What did she, what did she say about me? What did she call me, Heather? Heather's

passing out. I just don't know how to go. Predator. Because I was so confused too. Because she's like, I didn't say porn. But pornography is porn. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's it. Called me and my husband, Predator's. Period. I'm done with you.

Little girl. Little girl. Which I mean, we've all heard recordings from Mary's church. So I think she's taking predator in the sexual, like you're a sexual predator. I don't think she meant it sexually. I think she meant you steal, you are a Gen Shaw and that you trick old people out of their money

at your church. Like there have been many, many people. Anyone who's new to this show, that's Mary Cosby's deal is that she has a cult that's wrapped around her and she has a rot. I mean, I love explaining the plot of this show, that's Mary Cosby's deal is that she has a cult that's wrapped around her and she has a rot. I mean, I love explaining the plot of this show. It's so bad and real life. Like, if that's like fucked up to have like a cult, but like when you say, oh, by the way, this kooky lady who's like a friend of, yeah, so her backstory

she has a cult. Yeah, she has a cult that her grandmother started and her grandmother supposedly said, you can have the cult when I die as long as you marry my husband. So Mary married her step grandfather and then continued with the cult and tricked people out of their life saving. I mean, my God, or not even tricked them. Just demanded it. I said that the Lord demanded it. Yeah. And like one of the things, one of the things people would say is that she was so, she should be so abusive to you, she was just like yell at you. So I was actually really,

I really enjoyed getting to see some classic Mary Burrading but aimed at Whitney because it felt really, like I feel like that's a good use of Mary's Burrading skills, you know? Yeah. So anyway, back to this, she's like, Predator, you called me a Predator, that's what you did. And I'm done with you. Heather, are you okay this, she's like, uh, predator. You called me a predator. That's what you did. And I'm done with you. Heather, are you okay?

And Monica's like, no, she's not okay. Unkey. She's a Mary. Sam. She tried to Sam and she couldn't stand. So somebody needs to go with the old act. Oh, he's sick. Girl.

All right. So they, they, so basically, Heather's like in the band six. So, so Whitney is with Heather and what Heather's like, I'm sick. I can't, I can't walk. Just shut the door. Please, please just shut the door. So they shut the band door and the driver hates these people. She's waiting. And then all of a sudden we hear the sounds of puking. Heather's like, I need to ask you.

I need to ask you. You hear the puking and then all of a sudden we hear when you go, Oh, the door. Oh, the door. You're the puking and the opposite of you are going to go, open the door. Open the door. No. So they open it and she runs and she goes, Oh my god, I have sympathy throw up. I can't do it. Heather, Heather, Heather's barfing into a pack. Oh my god. And then we cut to Heather, who is just the cameras are so cold, they just sit on Heather

and Heather is barfing into a bag. I don't know if the bag has holes in it and it's leaking out of the bag, or if she's peeing all over the seat and it's dripping onto the floor at the same time she's barfing into the bag. I don't know, but it's horrifying. It's, I don't think they would show the pe...

I don't think it was just like, I don't think it was a, I don't think it's a bag. That bag may have come from bizarre and I'm not sure if it was really meant to hold vomit. And there was definitely like a stream of like vomit juice coming out, and then they just zoom in on it and they just end the episode on the shot of Heather's vomit trickling to the floor.

It was perfect. And Heather just goes like, I'm right in front of everyone, man. I was like the most and she's in her Jack, her leather Jack. It's just like the most perfect ending to one of the funniest episodes of all time. Like just it really is like this show currently has the spirit of of old school chaotic New York right now. I'm not saying that the spirit of of old school chaotic New York.

Right now, I'm not saying that in any sort of comparison to New New York, I'm just saying, like the spirit lives on with this show at the moment. What a show, man. What a fun show. All right, everybody. We are out of here. We will be back tomorrow with some Orange County. And then after that with some Southern charm, join us in a couple of weeks for crappy hour, first and third Monday, 5.30 PM.

Yeah. Next week, we'll talk to you guys. Bye everyone. It would actually help if I press the buttons actually on this broadcast. OK, bye. Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors.

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