Watch What Crappens - #2169 RHOC: Damned If You Dubrow, Damned If You Don’t

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E15), the trip to Mexico culminates with the group beating Heather Dubrow into submission, but not before visiting a shaman and learning about Vicki’s massage tricks.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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She said, if you want some in-depth discussion of that, we talked about it on this week's crappy hour. It's a first one that we've actually posted as a full episode on our RSS feed. So wherever you listen to podcasts, you can go get that if you want to watch a video of it, go to Patreon. It's there. Okay. So we talked about that at length.

Although it's new stuff has come out since then. The we've now seen the video of the car crashing and we've also learned some context about what was happening before when she was getting drunk, which apparently did you read about this? Well hold on, first of all, let's just do an intro for everything. Join us for crappy hour, first and third Mondays of the month at 5.30pm Pacific time, 8.30 pm Eastern time. If you want videos of all of our recaps, go to Patreon, crappin's on demand level, also

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Yeah, so the stuff that's happened since Crapi Hour, because probably by the time we do our next Crapi Hour, this is going to be old news. So there was a video footage of Shannon. We were wondering on crappy hour clipping a house. What does that mean? How do you clip a house? So there's footage, it's crazy.

It's Shannon just zooming around a corner and just like over going too fast, over compensating and she goes around the corner and just crashes her car into the side of a building. Like side-swipe. For like a second. It's not even a side swipe. It is like a, it is like an almost perpendicular.

Does she hit it head on for some reason? It's like corner on. She sort of goes, she comes around, she basically she's making a left turn, but she's going too fast and her, she doesn't come out of the left turn quickly enough. So she sort of makes that left turn and just keeps on going into the building.

And then she stops for a moment, then she backs up, and then she goes down into the intersection. So, you know, if you knew, if it weren't drunk drive, like it's not a funny situation. Drunk driving is so serious, and people get killed, and it ruins families. It's nothing to laugh at. But if you were to watch the video out of context, it's a very silly video of a car riding a building. So she has to build. It is kind of a silly video. And by the way, we are, we will laugh at everything on this show. Yeah.

Okay. So I get that there are there are sensitivities around it, but we will still be making jokes. Yeah. Like luckily no one was hurt, and no one was injured, we do not condone drunk driving, and we do not think it's a funny thing. But knowing luckily that no one was hurt beyond whatever injury Shannon got, the video is funny.

The video has a car crashing video. It's like, it's a car crashing video. It's like, it's so Shannon, and you're not like, huh, well, no, just like, Shannon is very Shannon, because it's like, you just know it's Shannon, and you're not like, oh, no, no, no. It's very Shannon, because it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,op, was it me who hit that house? No, no, I'm just gonna back away from this. There he is, it's like Shannon, you already hit the house, okay, you're not gonna sneak away from this, you fuck. And then she gets out of the car

and starts walking her dog in the middle of the street because apparently, and just this is just from people piecing stuff together online. Apparently she was out partying. She just become friends with Kelly Dodd again. Did you hear this? Yes. She just decided to become friends with Kelly Dodd.

And we're probably quite woman or some shit like that. And John had the dog, apparently, for some reason. So she was coming from the bars, this is all a legit, guys. I don't know. She's apparently coming from the bars to pick up all a legit, guys. I don't know. She's apparently coming from the bars to pick up Archie from John's house to drive home and then is when she hit the house. Yes, and the report that I saw today,

all a legit is that apparently she was actually at a bar at the bar drinking with her business partner or something like that and she was apparently Alexis Bellino was there too, coincidentally. And she was bitching about Alexis Bellino. Like, you know, one person said they overheard Shannon complaining about Alexis Bellino, which to me is like, I'm man, Shannon's terrible night is kind of, it's also hilarious. I was like, oh, well, there's Alexis Bellino.

There she is. I bet she thinks she got it figured out. She assists, she says, you know, she's not even on the show anymore. And she's still peddling her fame. What? Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you who's not peddling any fame.

Me, because I refuse to get on palatons anymore ever since they even forced me on one. Ah! Well, you know what's even crazier about that? Is that the last time Shannon was in big trubs, was when she and Tamara went on the Heather McDonald podcast and talked shit about Jim Bellino's. That's probably why she's talking shit. trampoline park or whatever.

And then Jim Bellino sued their asses for like a zillion dollars. And all the legit Jim, okay, we're not coming for Jim's business. But they got sued. And so it's all now come back to this arrest. And the next time she's in big trouble, guess who's involved, the Balino name. That's what's involved. Exactly. And that thing really to do with anything, it's just so weird how the world works. Isn't it? It's just like, of course, like, again,

drunk driving is not funny and don't condone it. I, I, all that stuff. But, um, of course, when Shannon does it, it's the most slapsticky version. You know, like of course, and it's like based in Alexa's Belino, Drunken Rage. So, and it's just the everything slapsticky about it, like even the news reporting about it. Okay, this is from us weekly. Automobile fluid helped police track down

RHOC's Shannon Bedoren to you. Oh wow, really great job with your CSI. The woman crashed into a fucking house and parked her car in the middle of the street. Why are you acting like your inspector, Cluso over there? Yeah. I really hope that Alexis Blinow reports on this. We're here, we're live. There is an atrocious drunk driving accident right now.

The building is on fire. It is reached. Oh, no, nothing's on fire. Okay, we'll be back to you in the studio. So Okay, the other thing is oh thank God. Oh, thank God. No, Alexis. Those are your lines everyone I also of course live on Reddit in my free time I also, of course, live on Reddit in my free time reading stuff and read a comment that cracked me up there like, wow, they said Shannon's tagline is way more awkward now, which I didn't even think about.

What was her tagline? The season is, in Orange County, high-cova shots, and it's always tequila. Ha ha ha! Whoops! That's awkward. They've also got their trace Amiga's thing. They're trying to come out with their own

tequila. They're doing all these shows that are based around doing shots and all of this stuff. She's entering rehab apparently. Apparently she is entering rehab. Again, these are all alleged. These are just like the gossip that's coming through. But by the way, God bless Twitter because yesterday I saw Shannon was trending so I click on it because that yesterday was when the or two years ago is when the video came out. And of course once that video came out everyone started posting just the rudest like I say this in like hilarious way like Shannon coming home from you know happy hour and like like

a video of a car flying off a cliff. Like everyone is doing all these like gag videos of Shannon's driving. And honestly, they're hilarious. Yeah. Um, I haven't seen a lot of Tom Gerardi memes yet. Yeah. I was wondering when that's going to happen. I mean, like you can always rely on the internet to just roast someone in the best possible way. I mean, like everyone should really just go check out these. It's, it's so, they're so, so funny. Well, my house was broken into, and I confronted the burglar,

and then I had to go have high surgery, and then, huh, Stella had to go over and help. Surprise, I haven't seen the car flipping down the hill 30 times. You know what, you know what, it's so funny. If Shannon Bedouard had delivered Erica's monologue about Tom, I would have believed the whole thing because that's a very Shannon Bedora thing.

Well, you know, it was, it was triadling and it was, it was a curvy road. It was, it was actually snowing. It was snowing in Pasadena and, and, and, and there was a burglar and, and so we confronted and so we, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you had to go to the hospital and he, I found him nine feet away from like down a cliff it was

horrifying it was horrible I'd be like wow yeah he was just lying there and I went to help him I said that's not my play you fucking bitch so yeah this should be an interesting journey for us all okay for the next few years but guess what like we have to do on a lot of shows, this is not about how drunk Shannon is today because this has not happened yet. It's like all the Vanderpump rule stuff for where you have to come on here. Scandival happens in public, but then on the show we have to be like, well, Raquel is right in this situation because she's not a, you know, dirty, cheating, best friend yet. So we have to be on this side in this part of the show. But yeah, I was gonna say stop spoiling the shows,

but I guess you can't really help but spoil somebody crashing into a house. Okay. Yeah, so okay, so we're in the middle of this Mexico trip, this disastrous trip, and Tamara has just screamed at Jen and made her feel shitty about Ryan for like the 10th time. You're not telling me personally, but to my Jen.

So Jen has now gone off with Taylor because Jen is like upset and Taylor's gonna go console it. They go walk off, have an Oklahoma consolation moment, and then Tamara's still at the table, but they're like, it might be be a fact it might be a flood bitch You cheated on Simon with Eddie did you not and vice versa? So like Eddie worked with your ex didn't he or worked for your ex or something like that? I mean not to drench up old history about

So Emily is like well, you're the one who brought up new people at the gym Tamara and she goes yeah that wasn't good that wasn't good bitch she won't go Have some compassion Are you not me you know me you know you know me you know me do I ever share her coat do I have a gym? We do not use sugar at the gym no share a cutting batch Mm-hmm and she was like well you you know what? Maybe you should just show up putting a little sprinkler of sugar in there. If you can't handle that cream,

then I got that batch. Okay, Jack Batchel soon. Okay, we got it. Jack Batchel soon. A few good batches. Okay, we got it. So Emily's like, the root of the problem is Vicki. She's like, yeah, you always fuck up my life Vicki.

And Vicki's like, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. Okay, back in a bitch. Back in a bitch. I don't fuck up your life at all. Okay, back in a, back in a, back in a, well, well. Durrinda really affected Vicki because she's coming back with a lot of Durrinda isms for the season.

So, um, Tamara's like, that's Kiddin' Vicki. Heather says, Vicki, honestly, it just walked into a bad game of truth or dare. That's just, that's. Heather says, Vicki, honestly, it just walked into a bad game of Truth or Dare. That's just what happened. Vicki made the game of Truth or Dare into a bad game. Truth or Dare is not really that bad of a game. You don't say Truth or Dare. Ben, Truth or Dare.

I think you're stupid, and I don't like the moose on your wall. The moose head on your wall. Fuck off. Okay, that's my truth. That's my truth. So I ain't playing it. Yeah, no.

First of all, there's no moose on my wall, because first of all, back ground here is fake. And second of all, that's also not in the moose in the first place even it was real. You're correct. And that's why I chose that because I knew it was fake. I would never say that about your background. Yeah, I realized that didn't put on a background for this.

Should I put on the Orange County traffic circle again? Because that's sort of my favorite background. Just the cars. Oh, imagine if that's where shit, imagine if that's the intersection where Shannon got into trouble. Wow. No, she could have used a circle. And that example, how she was driving mentally, mentally mentally she was in the traffic circle.

Physically, she was on a square block. Oh, why did it always, you know, I don't understand. Why did they take traffic circles and make them right angles these days? It's just not productive to anyone. So let's see. So I'm lost. I don't know why.

So yeah, cameras like, you know what? I don't think his sc So yeah, Tamer's like, you know what? I don't think he's scuffer and that's that It's true, but shut up. You know what I mean like I do a lot of shit that's not good for me I don't need my friends following me around being like Ronnie you shouldn't pick your nose with Q tips, okay? What if you set Ronnie don't run down the stairs using a metal straw, You know, Ronnie, you're underwear, two sizes, two small, okay? Wearing smaller underwear doesn't mean you're ass smaller, okay? Yeah, being honest. Being honest at all times is not necessarily a virtue, okay?

Yes. Like, there are times when you can't, when you shouldn't be honest. There are times, and you can also be honest, but you can also deliver your honesty in a nice way. Like, honesty doesn't have to be delivered in a really mean, embarrassing, nasty way. Yeah. Yeah, being honest all the time is bullshit. I don't believe in it.

So, Jen is calling Ryan just sobbing from her room, which, you know, Ryan, of course, is not guilty at all. On the way. As much as, as much as Tamra is an asshole, of course Tamra is correct about everything she's saying. Ryan's a piece of shit, Jen's with a slimy guy who's cheating on her constantly

and everybody in town's no, I mean, her 78 year old Costco working mother knows, oh wait, I'm sorry, Perry, Emily's 78 year old mother-in-law has heard of the Costco shop like that right. Yes, shop. Yes. Big difference. And do you feel like Perry is one of those Costco shoppers? He's like, do you have this smaller? Does this come smaller? No, only this big. Oh, what am I gonna do with 50 bags of chips? Okay, nothing smaller. Okay, what about this spinach? Anything smaller?

She just goes into Sham Costco. She actually doesn't get intended by anything. She's like, you know what, Ritz, let's crack our two big. So anyway, everybody walks up the sample, there's no too fattening. So why don't you come over to the samples? I don't know on that.

No, I don't want that. So Rhinie's a piece of shit, of shit as the point and we all know it. And of course, he's acting like a total, he's totally guilty too. So she's like, oh my God, honey, it's like you okay, baby. And Taylor's with her. She's like Ryan, it's Taylor. Jen is having a willing rough afternoon, Ryan.

She's like, yeah, time to just like, she goes down this whole fucking thing, you know, and like, how you've been fucking someone a year on me. And I'm just tired of it, Ryan. I'm tired of fucking her. And he's like, you know what? She's got nothing, babe. She's got nothing on me.

Okay, that doesn't make you sound innocent. Like, show me the receipts, really, Ryan. Babe, babe, if there's anything I need to know, it better come from your mouth. And by the way, thank you so much in advance for having it come from your mouth. Because if I said from her and she tells me something, I'm literally going to come undone. And this is the version of me coming undone. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for letting me come undone in your presence. I really honored. Thank you. And he's like, babe, I'm so sorry you're going through this, but hey, take it from the source.

That's me. That's the trustworthy source. And just take it from me, but it's still her trying. It's still her. And she tells us, I wish I could have made my marriage work. You know, I loved my husband. I loved my family. And I just made a lot of hard decisions. I, I upheld my end. Just uphold your end. Jen, you cheated on your husband. You did not uphold your end, okay? I know you're talking to Ryan right now,

but you can't be saying uphold your end. Also, I really like Jen. I don't care. People make mistakes. You know what? Sometimes you're in a marriage, you're miserable. I feel like we all deserve to be happy. Fuck that guy for not making it happy.

Fuck will. There I said it, okay? But don't cheat with the slut from the gym. Like cheat with somebody. I don't know, upgrade. Well, I think you don't cheat with somebody with riding all over their gene jacket and gel in their hair and fake canal street brands.

I think that's exactly what you're sure with. I feel like that's what you're doing. Well, don't leave for that, man. You cheat with that person, but then now that you're liberated from this crumbling marriage, you don't marry. Okay, it's called fuck Mary Kill, not fuck and marry and kill the Mary. Fuck Mary.

Yeah. Fuck Mary and wait till he kills me. Okay, that's not the game. That's Mary Kill your spirit. Yeah. Speaking of Costco, this is the Costco sample. You pass it, you sample it, you wait for it. You go buy the real size.

They need to buy the value size. Okay. It's literally called family size for a reason. So I'm also interested to know, I feel like we've heard so many vagaries about this marriage. Like, the things were going wrong. I do not need any help. I have a job, it's called the real real.

No, Shannon. But like, but we hear things about this marriage, but we don't really know what happened beside the fact that it's like clear that Jen probably cheated. So I'm really interested to know next season, I'd like to dive deeper into this, just a little bit.

I guess. For one episode, yes. Here's my guess. They were married. He works in Oklahoma because that's where he just boy, he can't say no. Right. And he really loves to be with a French on top. So that's where he's going to be. And so he's there. But also, Tamer was getting her cast on Orange County. So she had to live here to be on the show. And do you think that that had anything to do with it?

Like she was here going to Tamer's gym prepping to be on the show. Do you think that that had anything to do with it? Like she was here, going to Tamra's gym, prepping to be on the show, started banging the sky who happened to be around. Or do you think that she had to have left Will long before? I don't know where the timeline's really are. That's what I'm saying. There's still so much to discover. There's a lot of discover here. She's like a really good board game. So now it's later. So many vagrants talking about it guys. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Watch what crapence and winter is crappening of a funniest recap broadcast. But if you want something more eerie, try the new podcast Go Story about my investigation

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Listen everywhere on October 23rd or you can binge early and add free on Wondery Plus the same day. So, um, there's vagrants and there's vagaries. Um, oh my god, what about vagrants? There's vagrants with vagaries. Could you imagine there's a vagrant? I'm a vagrant. I put the vague in vagrant.

That's going to be a, that'll be the next real housewife. We're going to change up the format with gas and vague vagrant. I put the vague and vagrant. That's gonna be the next real housewife. We're gonna change up the format and cast it on a vague vagrant. Vague vagrant. Vague vagrant. His, did you hear? She's a vagrant. That'll be Tamra uncovering the vagrants you passed.

Finally, Gina will have someone to pour shame. Oh, by the way, I respect the lead. Okay, Shannon drunk driving. Oh, by the way, I was buried the lead. Okay, Shannon, drunk driving, yes. By the way, this is, by the end of this episode, Gina had me so mad, like so deeply angry, I'm so ready for later, I'm so ready for later when we get into it. Okay, so now it's makeup time.

Wait, is that the lead? That's not the lead. The lead is that this is like, fuck, no, but meaning like this is an episode where you're like Gena's like the lead would have been if they're not been chatted on driving But like this episode was so funny. It was a great episode But also fuck Gina. Gina's one the worst housewives of all time. I think it's just at that level and we're gonna like dive into that That's okay. I'm in you know, I'm always down. I'm sorry, I'm just like really, I'm really activated at the moment.

I just activated myself. So, um, now- You can have Tina. Tina's animal print. Yeah, because you're getting ready for their afternoon activities. So I'm so excited to see the turtles. What turtles eat? Latas, and then we're like,

seaweed. Like seaweed salad. Sea horses. Can I give the turtles ragu does that make me a bad Italian Dean will need sea horses to think I think that you're in okay Listen Emily is how to decent season, but you're killing me with this okay? You're both of you so um group one is going snorkeling and group one is Gina Tamera Emily and Shana.

And Tamara's like, Why? I want us to go have fun, suckin' to side, peri-sad and pay my turtles. There's so many things we can't do in the OC. There's not many animals that I could be confused with, but the turtles want them. Turtle faces. So Shannon gets on the bus and she goes, wow, I have information on the turtles, everyone. John says we can't touch them because they have bacteria.

So another piece, although actually I believe what he said was, I can't touch you Shannon anymore because I'm afraid you have bacteria, but I'm pretty sure he met turtles because why would a boyfriend say that to his girlfriend of several years? It feels like a rude thing to say and if I actually believe that's what he said, I believe I would be fully paralyzed. A fully paralyzed ass! Oh, hold on, I got a text from John. Sorry, I can't text you back right now. Busy BRB, my little turtle. Wait a minute! Do you know, I actually amend the Christmas Carol, the 12-day Christmas because I, until by John Jansson, I can't give turtle doves because they have bacteria so instead I just

give some Dr. Moon animus instead. That's to be one of my favorite stories from this week. They went to Dr. Moon to get a quote. And they were like, Dr. Moon, what do you think about Shannon's DUI? And he's like, this has nothing to do with my colonic. I'm like, oh, okay. I love that Dr. Moon is taking calls just to get people like figuratively

and literally off of his ass. He's like, I'm trying to suck colonics here, people. So, they're all getting in their vans and um, uh, Vicki's genociding in there and she's so mad that she can't even like listen to anyone saying. They kind of like Vicki's talking and they make her audio kind of like fade out. It goes, I am so pissed at myself that I keep putting up with Tamra's behavior. I just want to have a fun day today. I'll go parasailing. I will do anything. I just don't want to be around Tamra until later on when I'm gonna be around Tamra. I can help me to look Tamra. Wow, this is

crazy. Cush passing that park reminds me of a park that I was at with Tamra once more we hugged. I miss that. So now meanwhile in the other band I was like, can I just say it's like really messed up that Heather called me of snuff alapagos? No, she's just not aware. I mean, I just wanted to make her aware that she needs to laugh herself if she's gonna say that shit to me.

So I'm like, wait, but I thought this was settled. I thought you guys figured this out. Like you said? This is her. You know, Emily and Gina just do this every season that they're on. They just take one little thing, they twist it and turn it against somebody,

and they just keep going and going and going, and they keep reinforcing each other's stupid thoughts. And then you guys have turned me into the point of being on Heather DeBros side. I mean, when has that ever happened on this show? I don't think I've ever been on Heather to bro side. I think Heather to bro's horrid, and I'm completely team Heather right now.

Totally team Heather. I'm like, I think that Gina brings Emily down. I think we've seen Emily, I really come into her own this. I think this has been her best season. And every time where I'm like, oh my God, Emily is so, is actually like really good. She shoots these scenes with Gina,

where you're like, okay, get rid of both of them. You know? Yeah, I think you're right. I think that it's worse with Gina. I think she's really been entertaining on her own when Gina hasn't been around. And then Gina just fucks everything up. She comes in.

You know, get rid of Gina. So then we see this stupid story line they're trying to drag out. And Gina says she's not aware. And then Emily's like, but I just wanted to be aware. Like she has to laugh at herself. And then we see a clip of Emily getting offended that Heather compared some cookies to Emily's boobs.

I'm like, well, what are you talking? You have something humor about yourself, either that's so obviously a joke. That's over your ass. Oh, really? And you've got big boobs and like, you bought those boobs too. And like, even if you didn't, like,'t, it's such a, it's like not, yes, it's stupid.

So then she's like, well, I think it's from a childhood. Like just how you say it is a reason that why you are from your childhood, I think her mom puts it down a lot. And then I think they just put this in here just that we could get a little taste of Heather's mom from last season because her mom was so good.

I don't know why we have not seen her again. Her mom's like, wow, look at your hands, honey. Look at your hands. Wow, oh, hey, wait up, wait up. Yeah, they, I'm not, they're like, we still do, mother. And when the waiter comes over and she's reset the table, she's reset all of her silver orange.

She goes, hey, look, this is how you set a table. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Heather, stop that. But also, by the way, asking Heather This is how you set a table. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yourself up for failure. Heather's never gonna be able to laugh at herself. You know that, so why are you expecting that? She's just Heather. Don't try and get jelly out by twisting the doorknob. Know what I'm saying? That's what I always say. Don't try to use a jelly as your doorknob.

Just jelly's indoor knobs. Don't worry, okay? Oh, so Gina tells us, well, so easy for people to love that label Heather is a rich bitch But that's not what it is Heather does not mean to offend anybody. She's just so good at it naturally But then later in the episode Gina's all about like like oh you think you're better than everyone else. She's so infuriating so now we go back to see if she has no loyalty to anybody at any time. And she does this every season. What really she does, she's a city friend

to literally everybody. And what kills me is Emily's only friends with her because she feels like the other people won't hang out with her. So she means somebody to shoot with. Which is true, actually. Yeah, Gina has dropped a friend every single season on this show.

And it has come up with the same excuses. And she has looked for reasons to not like them and then when they, or she pushes them in that position and then when they do, then she uses that as proof of that her reasoning was right all along. So then we go to the van Vicki, the Paris paragliding van, a Paris sailing, whatever they're doing. And Vicki's like, okay, everyone, Evan, let me just tell you what happened in Mexico in February. Okay, a lady was out in front of my condo, and she parasailed, and the storm was coming in,

and she was out there on the string, and next she knew the string broke, and she went flying for a very long time, and she went the new wave of Averta, and she landed on top of building, and they could not get her down, and that's where she is to this day. So if you see Gina Kio, I want a roof in Mexico,

tell her I say hi. So back to Emily's band, she's like, oh, she's so irritated. I mean, I'm a snuffle-up, I guess, with cookie tents, basically. And she sounds like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't spend any time with her. Are you sure she said it at Bravo Con?

Is that what she said about me? And then I was like, what? And I guess, you know, it's the thing that I supposedly said in New York, that Heather said I said, I didn't even spend anything time with Heather. I mean, what is the purpose of telling Emily, Shannon said something horrible about you,

but I can't tell you. I mean, how is that positive? How is that positive? And like, it's funny because, well, I'm not, you know, I can't even spend the energy, Shannon goes, I thought she was my friend not, you know, I can't even spend the energy. Shannon goes, I thought she was my friend. So I went, I wanted to get to the root

because of why Heather says negative things about me to other people or about me. Hold the time. Why would you do that? I'm like, well, she literally kind of told you last season when she said, if you ever come from me or my family, this will cost you a lot. So she is now cost you a lot. So she is now cost, she is now cost to give a lot.

She is not taking you down. But also I don't want to talk about this. But also didn't this season begin with Shannon Madd or Emily and Gina Madd at Shannon? Didn't that? Gina, am I losing my head? I can't remember. So much has happened honestly.

They're always Madd at Shannon. Okay, so the Smirkling Group arrives and they have a guide named Diego Am I losing my head? I can't remember. So much has happened, honestly. They're always mad at Shannon. Okay, so the Smircling Group arrives and they have a guide named Diego. And then another guy comes up and it's like, hi, I'm Diego. And Tim is like, what is that name?

Diego, Joker! What is Diego's other? There's like, see, I'm not crazy. They all have the same names. So, the parents, then we go to the paris sailors. And they're excited because there's like massages nearby like let's get massages too and then Vicki of course getting on the boat is like injuring herself because Vicki is in full

performative slapstick mode this entire episode being goofy and then she's talking about a happy ending that she got when she got a massage And then she's just talking about a happy ending that she got when she got a massage. We've kind of heard this before from Vicki. We've heard that she's had a happy ending. I don't think we've heard the whole story. But Jen's like, wow, you had a happy ending. That's really all I want. You know what? Good for you.

God bless you. I'm so excited for you. So how about you had a happy ending? So then, now the scuba, the turtle people, they're getting into the water, they're getting out their little boat to get in the water to go scuba diving and not scuba diving, but snorkeling and to see the turtles. And Shannon's like, wait, hold on, I'm not sure I can, I don't think I could, kind of, what are I, I, I, I, this is a little nerve-wracking, I mean, you know, John, I'm so used to John

Jansson speeding with his bow stand like, eh, I, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, of her lungs, of course, because she's like, oh no, she's not screaming yet. She's just woohooing right now. So then now she's talking more about her happy ending. She won't let this go. She's going to get out of her monologue this time. So she goes, you know how they do it? Okay. His how they do it.

You lay out your back. Then they have you FaceTime, Linda. Okay. Because what sex you're really? Linda starts talking about filing and then she tells you you can't go anywhere for lunch because you have a bit of the office all day and then you say, I got this company.

So then they put your heel on your hoo-ha, okay? And then they start rubbing your leg while your heel is touching your hoo-ha. And then they go over the swoop, they go over the swoop and then you put your heels together and then they go, boy, no. And it feels good. I mean, like, someone's rubbing your feet,

but they're also rubbing your hoo-ha. I mean, why would I say no to that? Why would I? Wait a minute. Is she even supposed to be coming from this? I don't think this is something they're doing to try and make you come. You fucking weirdo.

I don't know enough about lady happy endings. I actually don't even know. Honestly, I've never had a happy ending massage, so I don't even enough about lady happy endings. I actually don't even know. Honestly, I've never had a happy ending massage. So I don't even know what that, if you're going for one, how do you signal that you want one? I don't know what that process even is. So I don't even know the men's side. I can't even imagine what the women's side is like.

I just is so hard for me to imagine someone's like, you know what, I'm gonna get some extra money from this lady and fuck her with her own ankle. Like what? It just sounds crazy. Okay, so, James's like, oh my God, where have I been? That's what a happy ending is.

I just thought it was, you know, Ryan in his fake gavanchi jacket. And because it was like, it was like, it was like, you know what? It was like, this is not a talk about anymore. God, I just came for talking about it. My ankle is leaking. Hold on a second.

So then the turtle people are sherdling, you know, and they're like, why are there worms spots? And like it's Gina. She's peeing. Gina is peeing. Talk about bacteria. Ha, wow. Ha, okay. There's soeing. Gina is peeing. Talk about bacteria. Ha! Wow. Ah, okay.

There's so out of stuff on this episode. It's cracking. We have how much they're just trying to draw this season out. So they give Tamra another talking head. Tamra's just had all these random talking heads really about nothing this episode, but then they got... they cut the Tamra's face. You know what? We're watching turtles. See, that what you do. You just float, and then you float along, and then the turtle passes by, and you go, wow, there's just a turtle. It's floating. Yeah. And then you look at that turtle, and you say, hey, did Ryan send you a dick pic?

I bet he did. You want to fuck Ryan? You fucked Ryan, didn't you, for a year. Yeah, okay. Ryan's about 70 turtles for my gene. Yeah, yeah, okay. Ryan's about 70 tears for Medjian. Rapid up, ladies. Rapid up. So, Vicki is now screaming and freaking out on a Paracel. And Heather's like, okay, Vicki. Because they're like next to each other, Paracelling or Paral Gliding, whatever.

And she's like, let's go to a happy place. Koto winchers. They're assaplers. They're illegal pads. Visualize the supplies. Zealinda. Linda, they're illegal pads, visualize the supplies. Zealinda, Linda's so mad you're not in the office. Vicki's putting her ankles up in her hoo ha again as she says this. Oh yeah, post it.

Post it. Inchurns, policies, term insurance. Yes. So then, I mean what? Like Vicki is like losing her mind and Jen tells us, Vicki sounds like she is dying. It's kind of nice because like up there, I can't hear all the talk about my relationship. Huh. So Vicki screams the whole time

and then she gets down and bars. Bar's off the side of the boat. Big week for barfing him, brother. Big week. My heat week. So Tamara is doing snorkel shots with that girl's and Emily's like, you know what? It's much easier to do tequila shots as snuffle up against,

because you can put it in your trunk. Okay. All right. I mean, we know you've been horribly victimized. We get it. So now it's nighttime, and they're getting ready for their dinner and everything, and they're just like makeup stuff. Emily's like sitting on the edge of a bathtub

to do her makeup or whatever. And then she falls in the bathtub. And then Vicki is talking about how she drinks some beer. Blah, blah, blah. So they all arrive at the restaurant and the host is like, oh, welcome. I'm gonna take you to your table and then there's like, oh, is it due to sand?

That's perfect. I'm totally down with that. I'm so, so happy. Hold on one second. Hold on one second. Hold on one second. Hi, Mark Cuban. Hi. I'm going to need some wooden platforms here. Yeah, they're making me walk through sand. Thank you so much. Oh, God, I couldn't get through to mark Alfredo. Lie down. All right. Walking over a bridge of Alfredo's to get to the table. So they're drinking out of these like

jalapeno pepper shaped glasses or whatever. I'm like, oh my god, I have to wash the glass sheet to the deck, bitch. They really have interesting vessels here for their drinks. I wonder when you throw them at the servants, do they break in a different way than American vessels? We're gonna have to find out later. Oh, so, so Shannon's like, well,

I want everyone to see I have a bruise. I got a bruise today on my arm and it's very painful so thank you very much for having a plan this day. Yes I definitely got this bruise from the boat. I did not crash into anything. So Heather is like so Vicki tell me today that you have to bend your leg to let the person know you want a release. It's called the frog move and something called a poor person massage. Have you guys heard about this before? You know what's so interesting because whenever Terry hints that he might want to release from our marriage, I take him when he's in pain and will fit wheelchair and I slam his leg

into the elevator door. It's not crazy, so bent leg, slam leg. Whoa, what a release, all right. So, chance like, so wait a second, was this a woman who did it for you? Or was it a man? I'm just like, only a man, only a man, no lesbian stuff, no, no, no, no.

I am a Christian, I am a Christian. Lady who's fucking herself with her ankle in a public place. So, Heather's like, how much does that cost? 40, and how much you tip? She's like, a couple hundred bucks. Cracking up. No, it feels good to have an orgasm. So, like, whatever, everyone just relax.

Everyone just like, everyone relax! So, now they're talking about the next day. They're gonna go shopping and Shana's like, well, I had a theory and I don't know if this is appropriate to bring up. Oh, oh, but when we were on Montana and you had a conversation with Tamra about the picture and this girl during your break. What am I talking about? And you have a bad idea what I'm talking about. Yes, so Jen, Jennifer, new person. Yes.

So like when you were talking to Timura, it seemed like you guys resolved things and moved forward, but I'm wondering if you really did resolve them. Like wow, great insight, Shadden. Is this based on the fact they had a screen match at breakfast or just some other instinct you have? Dick pick, I think they're talking about you. Yeah. So, Sean is like, well, it seems like you guys resolved things and you moved forward.

So I just don't understand why you're still, uh, just like, yeah, I thought we were in a good spot. We, we might look at that. Is it still an understanding? Looks like you won't leave the lady alone. you fucking badger. Leave her alone. Jeez. So, so Vicky goes, you know what? Joshua, it's Ryan. Yeah, whatever his name is. Ryan's the dirty one. And like, I'm coming to you, woman to masturbated woman. You've got five kids and you should have made that marriage work. No manners for that. You should have made it work. Who fucking hypocrite Vicky, okay?

At least she admits it later, but what a fucking hypocrite.icki? Okay, I wish she admits it later, but what a fucking hypocrite. And she's like, I'm telling you, I regret it. I regret not making it work. And she's like, yeah, but that's your situation Vicki. And Jane is like, you don't even know her. Can you come in here on her vacation? You're not even on the shelf Vicki.

Because like, do not talk to me like that. I don't know your history at all this. I mean, who even are you? Okay, exactly you don't know the history here Vicki So don't come into our vacation and attack one of the girls that that's on our vacation You're basically like in inflation in human form, okay? I don't even know who you are right now And was a student attacker oh you know what you turned right now. Um, Emily's a student, my talker.

Oh, you know what? You turned it down. You just, how about you stay out of it? Okay, other person I don't really know. Okay, nobody's even supposed to see you. Okay, just go back to talk to Big Bird. I didn't even bring this up. You know what? I'm just in here trying to eat my chicken wings over here. By the way, there are two go box. I think I might want to bring this back to Orange County at that school. Can you guys send these to my kids? I think they're in a food court somewhere. So she has like, you know, I really like Jen and I think Jen is a good person who made a mistake,

which is funny because already in the season, I just like shame to like episode after episode. But what makes me literally major whole storyline about saving this moment. Okay. Yeah, not for weeks, months. Until she cried, basically. And so what, she's like, you know what makes Vicki in a position to tell Jen she ruined her family? Like, I don't know, it's whatever put you

in that same position earlier the season. I know, exactly. Commissars, here comes one right now. So Jen's like, thank you, thank you, Gina. Thank you so much. Oh my God. Thank you. And Gina's like, I'm just saying, I don't want any of this fighting. You have started all of the fights this season. What are you even talking about? And Vicki's like, I left my husband for a loser. I will never forget myself. And I hope that's not you. Okay. I just hope that it's not a loser like you. And Janko said, thank you, Vicki.

Vicki, thank you so much for that. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I get it. Her perspective is that she cares about you. I am Hanon Jais. Yeah, I'm telling you, women to women, I left a good man for a loser.

Okay, and I got burned bad. I got burned really, really bad. And then after that, I got burned even worse with a man who couldn't even open sausage art. Okay, it was really bad. I got burned so bad, bad. And then after that, I got burned even worse with a man who couldn't even open sausage art. Okay, it was really bad. I got burned so bad I literally had to put up a new sign that said, Caliente, because I don't mind myself

how much I was burned in my kitchen. I bet like, well, oh, by the way, Jed, I just wanna warn you, don't buy him teeth. Do not buy him your teeth. You'll regret it. Well, you say things like you love marriage, but you know what? So did I. And I've told the girls before it's like, I'm in morning, it's like a loss. Yeah, yeah, it's like they're all alive.

Yeah, you're not the first person in the world to say this thing. If you go on, it's like boarding with would people are still alive. Like, well, why would I have said you flowers? You're still alive. You know, yeah, I just don't know why I wasn't enough for him. So it has been a road. It's been a road. And she's like, my heart breaks for you, sweetie. And now that I know it's been a road, I'm just gonna drive on it very recklessly.

But other lives, I'm sorry, that's future screaming. Okay, sorry, I didn't pass that one out. It's a very around, it's a curvy road, I see. No, it was a pretty straight road. Well, I'm making a left turn. Making a left turn anyway, I don't care. And there's a house in the road. OK, I have this house removed. Jen, I'm so sorry, I hate to interrupt,

but I can't help but notice that your road does have a house in the middle of it, you might want to tend to that for us drivers. So Shannon's like, well, I just want to believe everything is good, Jen. And Jen's like, well, I have a goat for decision sometimes. And when people abuse me, I just feel like I, well, I've got for decision sometimes. And you know, when people who abuse me, I just feel like I deserve it.

I feel like I deserve it. So they're basically doing this same thing over and over again, right? And Ficky finally gets up and she's, she's like, you know what, I don't want to hear any more this. I don't want to hear it. I'm over this. I'm just over this.

You started this. Yes. You are the one who literally brought this up and started it. So she walks up and Shannon's like well you made it worse. So now we go to the next day Yes, the morning and they're gonna be going to like some of them are gonna be going shopping so many go see a shaman and Wacky Vicky she has her coffee and she sits down on the coat on the sofa But there's no back so she starts falling backwards and she's like

and she sits down on the sofa, but there's no back, so she starts falling backwards, and she's like, she's like, what would they make a couch with no back? I'm wacky, I didn't even realize, I didn't even realize. Just, I mean, listen, Vicki's a detestable human. I was hoping that she would come on, and maybe it would be like, oh my God, it's fun to have everybody. I'm officially done, please go.

This is the time where I think we can all collectively. I don't know I can't speak for everybody, but me all of my personalities. I'm officially done. It was nice to see you. Bye. I don't know. I was I just don't like when she does the wacky things. I thought she was She does the whole episode. I don't like what he does. Wacky stuff and then yells about stuff that's not for business. Well, I like the yelling about stuff That's not a for business because I feel like that's what I turn in for on these shows. I mean, I get mad. I get mad.

I heard but I also wanted to do it. So that way. I'm not mad. So I'm okay with that. So Jen's like, I just want to end on a fun note. That's why I want to see a shaman. You know what I think of Ronnie when I'm like, oh, I just want to end on a fun note.

Let's go see a shaman. Let's go be cleansed in a very serious ceremony, you know? Girl, like you're literally going to see a shaman. Let's go be cleansed in a very serious ceremony, you know? Girl, like you're literally going to someone with shaman in their name, like they've been shaming you this whole time. Just leave it, I'll let it, let's all just let it go and move on. So Vicki is talking to Shannon

and Vicki's like, you know what, shut it, shut it. You have toilet paper, stick you gotta crash it. And Shannon's like, it's a maxi pad, how dare you? Yes. Yes, I am, I have a maxi pad, how dare you? Yes. Yes, I am. I have a maxi pad. Yeah. And Vicki's like, okay, are your teeth brushed?

That's what I want to know. And then Shannon tells us, oh, well, I forgot my toothbrush. And I didn't know where the lobby was. I mean, there were trams. And it was like I was in Disneyland. And it was very, you know, those trams have microplastics. I wasn't about to get near those. So I didn't know which one to take. So, you know, I just, when I took toothpaste

and I put it on my teeth for my finger and that was good enough. Timber's like, yeah, I can't imagine that best of my teeth. So, she spent five days without a toothbrush, just putting it on with her finger. I mean, looking at it through this new lens, it's like, oh my God, why has nobody said anything? You know, like, why is anybody helped Shannon?

Can she at least be on like toothbrush rehab too? I mean, this is just, it's like you bit to a hotel Shannon, you know how, you just call. So, Tamara calls the hotel operator, she's like, operator, they have a toothbrush. My friend has a brush for two to five days. I was like, oh my God, you're even total tailing and starting ship with the operator

of the hotel, Tamara. She can't control herself. So now they're getting into the trams. And we do see it is a bit of a journey. They have to get trams to get to the van. And she's like, ladies, I have some news report to report. I have a journey. They have to get trams to get to the van. And she's like, ladies, I have some news report to report. I have a toothbrush, but I accidentally threw it out. So back to square one, sorry everyone.

So Vicki gets on her van. She's like, I have to work. I don't want to talk to anybody. I don't want to do anything, but work. This all needs to do. Okay, it sure is, it sure is. It sure is, it sure is, it sure is, it sure is. And she's like, I talked to Eddie,

he's going to try to do that. Competition. So it's all fascinating stuff. And Emily's like, Oh really? I thought he was doing a fitness. I think that Eddie's gonna train Emily for the fitness competition actually.

Oh right. Well, I was gonna say, I'm really always wanting to do a fitness competition. I'm just like, listen, I always have to have a goal. Like, why? I said I wanna go to college. So I went to college and then I was like, I need another goal. So then I said, I'm gonna be a lawyer, so then I went to law school. And then I was done with that. So I was like, I need another goal. And I was like, you know what? I really want to get impregnated

by a little guy with hair coming out of his ears. The kind of box me publicly. Did it! Did it! Goal! Well, it was one of your goals to get Heather to follow you on Instagram because that happened. And one day earlier, it's Emily saying, I have breaking news. Heather to close our following you.

So Heather's like, yes, you're welcome. I have, I have shared my attention with you. Yes, I have. And Heather does her, her, uh, emphasis, her caps talking like we're just caps, certain word. She's like, well, when I left the friend group and I told you this, I unfollowed the friend group because I had a phomo and I didn't want to see it. It's like, okay, Jesus, or listening. Yes, because you know, I'm really into poverty tourism. So when I just saw all that footage from Gina's house, I was like, damn it, I wish I could be on my poverty tour right now.

So I had to unfollow so much from him. Mm-hmm. And Heather's like, Emma is like, well, you do understand that like when you say you don't fit in, maybe it's because of things like that. Oh my God, are we gonna fight about her not following you on fucking Instagram again? Really? Come on man.

Do better. I'm blaming your closeness to Gina. Your physically close to Gina right now. And I'm blaming Gina, because you've had such a good season, let's wrap it up. It's like that's really like, you're calling her to task over some bullshit right now.

So I was like, she's like, oh yes, I'm sure it's all my fault. It just always comes back to that. Oh wow, how did it go bro? It's my fault I gave you, Nobu. It's my fault I trapped Richard Marx into my basement. It's my fault I've actually bought all your homes. Yes, sorry, I'm your no boo. It's my fault I trapped Richard Marx into my basement. It's my fault I've actually bought all your homes. Yes, sorry, I'm your new landlord.

No. Um, and she was like, but it is your fault, though. She was, okay, fine, it is, but you're trying to make it, and she was like, don't get the fence, have tonnets, have tonnets, have tonnets, bro. It's like, you the one just screaming, your husband, your boyfriend wasn't only fucking one girl at my gym or whatever that stuff happened.

I just love that they come for her and they're like, don't get defensive. It's like, what else? She literally is on defense. So, Gina's like, to me, just following someone is parsed and all. And Heather's like, well, you have a way of twisting things. Yeah, but I think if you have friends with someone,

you follow them on social media period. It's like, oh wow, all that great content that you're friends with someone, you follow them on social media periods. It's like, oh wow, all that great content that you're providing your friends, you know, like, I'm starting, now I'm getting into myself into what Tizzy imagine right now. I don't think that's words. Sick wall my friend shit on social, I hate it, I like it, I comment.

I mean, that's the purpose of social media. Which is it? I like it. I comment. I mean that's the purpose of social media Which is it Like like I'm sorry that not everyone wants to tune in and watch you opening up jars of ragu on social media So Emily is like yo looks bad like because she's putting herself on a pedestal like oh they fault listen I don't care about who had their fault like is, we've fought about this already last year. I can't. I'm not gonna fall. But also, like, when Emily's like,

they follow me because they're, like, this is what Heather's thinking. They follow me because they're peasants and peons, but I don't follow them because I'm the queen. I'm like, you are just projecting your issues right now. I don't think, I think that Heather is like, I think Heather is too self-involved, even know that you can't even follow other people on Instagram. So, like, but I don't think it's coming from a place of like, I think Heather is too self-involved, even know that you can't even follow other people on Instagram.

So like, but I don't think it's coming from a place of like, they are peons. But by the way, also like, Gina kind of is a peon. So at the same time, there's that too. Well, Heather's already explained why she unfollowed everybody. Okay, then last year, I think Emily is still mad because Gina Buddy Buddy got Buddy Buddy with Heather last year.

And their whole thing is like, no one will accept us into this group. So we only have each other. And then Heather kind of disrupted that by accepting Gina, but not necessarily Emily. And like trying to take the poor one on and buy the poor one new clothes. And like, we're eating pizza together,

walking through the streets of New York. And it's like Emily's gonna constantly come for Heather for no reason. Emily's and I love to come after Heather. I love it normally, but this is just like picking at stupid things at this point. Well, Emily has mommy issues. So anyone who is sort of like a lady,

and so does Gina, it seems like, but like, anyone who is, but she doesn't, right? She hasn't articulated that, but I think with Emily, anyone who is like a female who seems like to be of a higher station in some form, so in this case money, there may even be a little bit of an age difference. I think that she, like the fact that Heather is

prim and proper and like very controlled, I think that like she projects like her rage at her mom directly at Heather. Yeah. So Emily is like okay, Heather, whatever. Well, I just want to say no that you've accepted me on Instagram. I've blocked you. And they all start laughing. And Tamara's like, oh yeah, that's some you ever. And Heather goes, oh, please do. And Taylor's saying, oh that's so hilarious honey. And Heather gets up and she's like, bye, have fun, I'm going home. Yeah.

And she's like, well, why are you saying that? Did you hire a private jet for yourself? And I was like, I just want to go, whoa, what happened? What happened? You guys all just, like, you guys just were so mean to her all at once and think he's like, she feels picked on, she's not happy and that's the shitty place to be on. So, anyway, continue, continue picking on her.

And Heather is hiding somewhere in production because we just see the exterior of a building, but we don't see Heather, we just hear her voice over. And we see exterior, mini market, and it'd be bad. So she's Inside somewhere going these girls are all Over me no matter what I say or do I hate all of them? I just want to come help. I want to come home. No, I hate them They're like well Heather if you want you can just buy this building and that becomes your home. Oh perfect I can go home without moving. So now it's time for the shop. Oh my god, I just sold this building for $97 trillion. John shopping. It's like just happened to be in town. I fired all the Alfredo's that

were in it and I feel so much better. So now it's time to. Hey, welcome to A Real a real T stands for Alfredo Man this is the agency The Alfredo the Alfredo C So now it's time for shaman's the shaman and I can't believe that they got I don't know if you noticed this Ronnie They went to the same exact shaman that the real house was a Potomac went to when they went to Tolloon last season. Because I was like, this guy seems familiar. All of these places seem familiar. It kind of looks like the places they went to on Potomac.

And sure enough, I cued up the footage as the exact same shaman. I was like, really? Were double dipping on the shaman? Oh, wow. That's really bad, guys. I mean, I know we copy storylines and stuff like that, but this is pretty... I mean, Laurence. I know that Dr. Ken makes his rounds on these shows.

You know, there are certain sort of like ancillary characters who sort of like... Who jump around from show to show, but like, shaman's now? Well, and also, this is one of the proudly, most proudly ignorant shows on TV. They're also proud of how ignorant they are. Vicky's like, you know what? I don't know what a shabbat is. I don't know what I'm seeing a shabbat. Like, I can't say, I can't, is this biblical?

Is this biblical? This is not biblical. And Tom was like, I don't know what a shabbat is. Oh, what the fuck he wants from me. What is he about? Is he a believer in God? Is it, does a shaman believe in God?

Does the shaman have insurance? Does he have, does he have Christian insurance? Tell me now. A shaman being even. Is he be do? What, I believe the shaman can, can't heal me. I'm just wondering if you'll give me any sort of debris I can put in my butt because that's

really what I'm looking for. Also, my question for this shaman is, where is your hair salon? Because I believe that's the true requirement to be a shaman on Bravo. What the, his hair is not cute? No, that you have to also be able to do someone's hair. Do we not remember the shaman from Dallas?

The shaman slash hair dresser? Oh my God, Deandre is shaman hair dresser. The hair dresser was also a shaman slash hairdresser. Oh my God, Deandra is shaman hairdresser. The hairdresser was also a shaman. One of the great wrinkles of that show, Dallas is a little underrated. It still continues to be underrated despite everything that happened with it. It's still an underrated. I'm sure fuck that one out.

Okay. So I'm only in Gina and Heather and Taylor. They're going through this like nest thing to enter this. I don't know what is this restaurant thing. Well, it's a store, but maybe attach the restaurant. I'm not sure. And Emily's like, come sit with me, Gina. Don't do a selfie. Oh, no, come with me, Gina.

Let's sit here and just do a selfie right in front of a scarecrow Rockefeller over there and not invite her in. Come on! Yeah, they're being so clicky. So how they're just like walking around and she's like, I have never had an experience like this before. I mean, I've had people be mean to me in my life and this was a lot, especially with

people that are supposed to be your friends, people that are supposed to be working for you. I'm at a breaking point and if retail therapy can't cheer me up, that's a problem. I've had people be mean to me before, but not people who were poor than me. Never people who don't use my main door. So then back to the Charmin guy, he's beating a drum, and Vic is like, what's that? What is that? What is that?

And he's like, what do you think it's a fucking drum, Vic? And he's doing the smoke thing. He's like trying what do you think it's a fucking drama, Vicky? And he's doing the smoke thing. He's like trying to clear the map. Vicky's like, oh my god. I'm gonna be great at that. Put a question to my back. Put a question to my back. Put a question to my back.

So he's like, all right, what is your, what do you want? What's your purpose, your goals? Well, I think that what I want is to have an open heart in my life with my friends and I want to feel like when I make a small comment to John Jansen about the fact that his man he is, he's falling on the refrigerator, he doesn't come back at me with something that paralyzes me. Oh my God. You know what I did? You do what I did? I did accept it and I want to receive a good condition of love. Oh, get a fucking dog.

Get a dog. I just treat people like shit and they still love you. That's just not how humanity works. I'm sorry. When I said unconditional love, I just meant like just in an all-access past to the happy ending massage place. That's all. Listen, I just said that because I didn't want to say

ankle in my badge. So. Ha-ha-ha-ha. You know what I want didn't want to say, Enkel and my badge. So. Ha ha ha ha. Then what I want, I want to trust my friends and I want them to trust me. So that way when I betray them, it hurts even more. That's all I want. I'm a head lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim-lim and she's like, you know what I want? Like authentic relationships with people, and I want clarity. I want clarity.

And he's like, okay, sent shoup, it's done. Like, oh my God, thank you so much, Charmin. Thank you so, so much. That really worked. Wow, I'm so glad you just blew smoke in my face. You know, I've heard about blowing smoke up someone's ass, but you just blew it in my face, and that was just so much more effective.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for the smoke in my face. So Taylor is now sitting with Heather at this restaurant thing. And she's like, are you okay? Heather and Heather's like, yeah. You know, I'm just ready. I'm ready to go home. I just missed the synopon. And Taylor's like, I'm sure. You know, you've been getting out from a lot of directions. Other actions. Yeah. But in act of attraction, I agree. Acting offers offers I agree from L directions. Yes, I mean

television film social content Insta By your side by your side wow From everywhere, so she's like anytime I try to say anything it all gets turned around on me and I'm tired of it So you know what I don't want to on me and I'm tired of it. So you know what, I don't wanna talk anymore

unless I'm on a page streaming platform by Mark Cuban. She's like, should I trust Taylor? Probably not, probably not. But I might do something horrible and say she's cute, you know? And then we see a clip of Heather being completely condescending. Now see, this is where Heather's so annoying. Because Heather, you were completely condescending. Totally see, this is where Heather's so annoying because Heather, you were completely condescent. Totally not that video, that movie that Taylor invited you

to be on and you were like, oh, that's really cute, but that's not how films work, silly. Enjoy your silly film. And now you're acting like you are a huge victim over that. Heather, you are an asshole. The reason people think you're an asshole is because a lot of poop comes out of you, okay?

Don't get mad at people for labeling you're an asshole, it's because a lot of poop comes out of you, okay? Don't get mad at people for labeling you as an asshole. Heather's like, I just really don't feel like I fit in. And it's just really so hard being wealthy and wearing these rags. It's like, you know, it's like when Tina Turner was supposedly the head of some towel in a Mad Max movie, it's like like that Tina Turner. She's not really a Person who trades things with barters and whatever. That's how I feel

I don't fit in with you with you with you pours and anything I do or say gets dissected and turned around against me And I know we don't need another hero, but if you're already a hero, what are you supposed to do with all the losers? Am I right? Hmm. I just want to go home. I'm trying to tell them there's a double standard, but they say it's a meat problem. I just want to go home. I don't want to talk anymore until it's like, I got it. Thanks for taking the time to talk.

Listen, we just had our own shaman section. Didn't we? So the other group comes in and they're throwing up flowers and applauding and Tamra's like, I don't know if this show is, this show is not, but it made me realize I wanted deeper relationship with me and Jen. So Jen comes down the dock and she's like,

dead. Are you okay, Tamra? Oh my God, Tamra, are you okay? I'm okay. Let's hug really tight, Jen. She starts hugging her. Tamra, you, are you okay? I'm okay. Let's hug when it's time, Jen. She starts hugging her. Tamara, you were such an asshole. I love it and I love that Jen falls for it every single time.

You know, at the end of the day, I probably have a sucker all over my forehead. Yeah, she does. Quiet Ryan, but I wanna believe in my friend and I wanna get back to who we were, which was two people in a fake friendship where one treats the other one like shit. Feels good to be back.

So now they arrive at this restaurant and they're making their way up these wood stairs because it's like this nest kind of restaurant where you have to like perch on. It's awful. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Like beautiful, but no. And that's really hot.

Because it's like outside, there's no air conditioning. So it's their higher up, it's like boiling hot. And so they're climbing to this, like, it's also like a bed. And honestly, if I'm sitting at a table, I wanna sit in a chair, I do not wanna be having like a bed type of experience. That's just annoying.

So, she's like, oh my God, I just realize how high are we up? I'm like, you're literally at the top of a tree and you just realize you're high up. This is why we can't have her on TV. And it's hammer and vicky too. They're just like, oh my God, how do we, how do we welcome this? It's it it's actually Vicky and Shannon,

who were the word that. Oh my God, what is it? It's not a floor, it's a nap. I never, I never, I never, I never, so there's like having their wife. Whoa, whoa. They had just been all, all they gave me. But it was literal. But it was literal. But it was literal. But it was getting, but it was literal shivers up my spine.

But worth it, worth it because we got to have a flashback to the Rope Scores, which was hilarious. Yeah. I will not try that, I will not touch you. I remember the ropes. So they finally make their way across to the table. And like Shannon's literally crawling on the floor of the restaurant. It's like, this is like so deeply not real.

So then they all move tables anyway. They all go inside because it's too hot. You can walk around the net to the table. They still keep doing it anyway because it's their stick and Heather doesn't get it. Stick. But there you can walk to the table Okay, I'll just pretend we can't hear but my's over there. Okay So they also did and then I'm was asking how the shaman was and it Jen's like we really fixed everything I mean we had to express our intention, you know, and they're like

Constricting things in my mind that I'm battling. And I just, I want to come in and hold with you, women. I just want to come in and hold. And I was like, okay, can I say something, Jen? I adore you. And when people ask, like, what do you know about Jen? I'm like, I don't know. She's like cheated on her marriage.

She's with this guy, Ron, who's probably going to cheat on her if he hasn't already. There's something kind of like vapid and slutty about her, but I'm done with that. I wanna know the real Jen. What do you think? Oh my God, I would love that. I would really love that.

I appreciate that so much. And Vicki's like, you know what? If I lay in a good place, and I just want forever love, that's what I bought. Vicki, do you think your boyfriend is the one? You know what? I absolutely would, we know Vicki, okay? You would absolutely is the one? You know what? Absolutely, we know Vicki. Okay, you would absolutely marry literally

anybody you passed on the street. Okay, we all know. Yeah, so she says they're going slow and how they're like, oh, you know what? This is the first time I've heard you say that you can't give 100% and like you've always dived in. And like, that makes me sad, but also like happy at the same time.

And because that's just Heather saying, I'm glad you're finally putting on the brakes a little bit in double checking. And Tim was like, OK, really? Well, I have a question here. OK, you said it in Montana. That show is not all in when it comes to John. And this is such fucking bullshit. Because she's like, oh yeah, and I just heard that today.

Hey there, bro. Wow, talking shit about me once again. How dare you. And then we see one hour earlier, Shannon. Oh, she pulled you all guys a site behind my back. And she talked about my relationship. Hold it into these glaring horrible things happening. Now, actually, she said that in Montana.

And then another clip. They've been together a lot of times. I've surprised John doesn't say it to us. They've been together a long time. And Heather's like, maybe she's not 100% in. I mean, come on. That was Tamer talking about Shannon and John. That was Tamer talking about Shannon and her little baby.

Maybe she's like, maybe she has some doubts. Like, that's, she wasn't saying, oh, I don't think Shannon's in this relationship, but all guys, that was literally the tone of what Tamra was saying. Yes, so Heather's like, you know what, there's nothing wrong with saying Shannon's not all in, but the way Tamra is repeating it, to try and get her mad at me, I mean,

what is Tamra's problem? Did I run over her cat? Oh, actually, now I think about it. I did, oh no, I didn't run over her cat. I just not think about it. I did oh no I didn't run over her cat. I just I took the cat and how to start working for me Yeah, the cat's my assistant now. That's why she's mad. I ran over the cats social security numbers So I was like you said you said it's not all in there because yes because the comments you've made to me made me think Maybe you're still figuring it out. Oh wow then. Oh, don't say those words and don't say I's not all in. There goes, yes, because the comments you've made to me made me think maybe you're still figuring it out.

Oh, wow, then, oh, don't say those words. And don't say I'm not all in. Oh, for Christ's sake, you're not all in, you're still figuring it out. Get over it. Heather has done way worse, and we'll do way worse in the future. This is not it.

And so Heather goes, you know what? I just don't want to be word pleased anymore. Adjudicated, okay? Not everyone says the right word at the right time. Again, adjudicated. My intention is she's figuring it out. Please do not be punitive. This is punitive.

Yeah. So there's sound it is. The sound is like, his sound it is. Sound as like Heather, you said it to Emily on Wednesday behind my back again, that I said something horrible about Emily. And Emily corrects her again. She goes, no, I said very bad stuff very bad stuff please be specific a

very bad stuff it's in the vault and there's like no I didn't yes yes you did and because no I didn't and by the way it wasn't her it was Tamra Tamra is the one he was talking about you guys like Tamra's like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh Well, I guess it was Tamra that Heather was referring to the bad things about Gina and New York and Emily You want to talk about people with like drinking problems as well? I'm not saying Shannon doesn't have one a lot of people like Emily who literally can't remember anything and spends a whole season Badmouthing people because she's too fucking wasted to remember anything correctly ever Now that said, still hilarious. I was cracking up at this part.

And Heather does something where she goes, oh, when she goes, I didn't say Shannon. The way she just moves her mouth when she's mad, she's like pointing her finger is like curved up on her face is just like, ugh. So Emily's like, whoa, I mean, what do you want me to say? You're like, my bad.

Kind of, actually, like if you could show any remorse for like, really like, to driving a huge wedge between people and causing all this, all this bullshit. And Heather was basically like, oh, I thought you were accusing me of just making it, saying this like it came out of the air. I didn't realize you would actually miss her that I had said that Tamara was talking shit. So Gina tells us, oops, I was right, she was talking about Tamara.

So I still don't understand why Gina just, Gina who has a big mouth about everything and chimes him with everything, it's something just going to sit on this information and it's like, Because you see why? Because she hates Shannon. So now Shannon who had a piece of cord with Heather is now, it's all ruined because of all this gossip that Tamra started. So Gina's not gonna fix it,

because she loves to see Heather, she loves to see Heather getting it from Shannon or Shannon and Heather fighting. You know, Gina's evil. So it's not a good, I always just thought Gina was stupid, but Gina's not stupid. She's just an asshole. I think she can be both.

I think she's actually a stupid asshole. But I think she's not stupid. I think she's uninteresting in an asshole. She's not uninteresting in an asshole. She's an average asshole. So Tamara is so now that Heather has been like actually guys, it was Tamara who's talking to you guys. And Tamara goes, no, I was repeating what you told me and Heather's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And Timer's like, yeah, you said, I'm with a bunch of fucking losers. That was you guys, guys. I was repeating it to Shannon.

I mean, to Heather, because that's what you do to people. Ha. And Heather's like, that is not what I said. That is a very interesting twist on what I said. Noella and gender losers is what I said. Not these people. I got them so tired of gender losers is what I said, not these people. I got him so tired of you getting my shit twisted. That is not fair.

Timber good. Oh, you're not trying to turn me into the best guy, yeah. She's no, I'm not throwing you into the bus, Timber. I'm just saying. Meanwhile, Timber suddenly so offended about being thrown onto the bus when she's little thrown like 10 people into the bus this episode. And now she's like,

You're gonna throw me into the bus, bitch. So Tim is like, I was mocking you, Heather., Tim is like, I was mocking you, Heather. She's telling us, I was mocking you, Heather, and you knew it. And when I saw her at Brevocon, and she was sitting with all those ladies, and I walked up to her and I'm like,

Oh, so you're with a bunch of fucking losers? And she looked at me like, Oh shit, she remembers I said that. So, Tim was logic is that when she said, Oh, you're with the losers, and her logic, it was like, Hey, I'm referring, remember when you said that? It's like our in joke now that you're sitting

with losers because you think they're all losers. Feels like a threat to me. Oh, God, it's exhausting. I'm full of it. Like, Tamra's brought a certain amount of energy into the season, which I like. Obviously, she has to get some credit for the season being so much better, but it's also just exhausting. It's like, how is nobody screaming at fucking camera?

But spoiler alert, it gets good. It gets good. My prayers are answered soon. Okay, so Vicki gets up. Now Vicki's doing this thing where she's like, I just cat. I'm such a good person now. I hate fighting. Women not supporting women.

I just can't listen to fighting. Okay, I just need to go. Waiters, waiters, hold me, hold me, waiters. Oh my god, are you wearing ankle socks? Oh my god, I love it. It's basically like a condom. All right, let's go, get it up here. And then when she says she just,

she hates fighting and doesn't like being around it, they of course then put on screen like four different versions of her screaming at people over the past 15 years. So she was like, why didn't you text me? Why didn't you text me? If someone calls me a loser, then you should have text me. That's what you should be doing. Oh. Says Gina who has overheard everyone talking shit about Heather all season long. Where's your text to Heather? Gina. Yeah, exactly.

And Tamra's like, but she is somebody caught and they're sad. Now there's like no I didn't I called no wella loser. Give me a break. I love Like honestly The I'm gonna it fits she hated no wella. She hated doctor. Well, she just hated no wella the most like when she's like I hated no wella like I called her a loser. I hate like it makes it tracks She was friends with Gina at that time. Like she wouldn't call Gina a loser at that time. I actually don't think.

So Tamra was like, yeah, well, I was thinking of the joke, but Heather in my version was saying it for real. And I was joking about Heather calling you guys, losers for real. So I'm innocent. And they just believe Tamra face value. They're just so crazy. Why would anybody believe fucking Tamara?

So Gina's like, I'm done, I'm done. So she knocks her over her chair and she's like, I did not need to knock over the chair, but I'm still done. So come on, God, you can't even make a good exit. Gina has, her logic is either, either Heather, you call me a loser, so I'm done because that, or you heard that someone called me a loser

and you didn't text me, so I'm done with that. It's right. She's just been ready to come for Heather because Heather had the gall to call out the fact that Gina's friendship is fake at the beginning of the season. So, Gina's just been sitting there waiting, helping stir up all this shit with Shannon and Heather all this time that Tamara is clearly in on, you know. And so now she just has her reason. It's like you're waiting for the reason to break up with somebody and then you take any stupid reason that they give you. And this is the stupid reason. And that's like, I am done.

It's like being punched in the stomach. I've been a genuine friend to Heather. No, you've never called her back. What are you talking about? You fucking usurgeon. And then she says, I have been defending her. and you went friend to head that. Like you've never called her back. What are you talking about? You're not like you fucking usurging. And then she goes, I have been defending her. Like you literally have not been defending her.

And every time that Heather's been hung out to dry, you have not like jumped up the way you've jumped up right now in these situations. And the whole time you're telling, you're telling other people nasty things about, she's literally, it's about noella, you idiot. So, and he's like, if I got called to lose the role of all the things I've accomplished, that's a bunch of bullshit. And I was like, I didn't

call you a loser. I didn't call you a loser. But honestly, I'm tired of being taken to task by this group. I get it. You don't like me. I'm whatever. I'm just an incredibly accomplished actress who you do not enjoy. I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend

of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a good friend of you this entire time, I've been a boom. And when we come back, Heather's like, really, the moment Tamra says, I call her a loser, they're going to believe that from the one you're warning me against. And it's such a good point. It is. And we've seen Gina in the sit shovel scene where they're shoveling shit in Montana. Where Gina's like, you know, sometimes I feel that like shit with Tamra, like not everyone's eyes are open. You need to be careful with her. Yeah, and that was because Gina didn't like that,

that Heather was being nice with, like having, was being friendly with Tamra. Yeah, Gina is such, she is so ridiculous. And then Tamra's like, you're a fake friend, and then Vicki's crying at the bar. She's crying. The way he's been talking to it, talk to each other, I just can't be around, it's so toxic.

And then give her a shot. I'm like, you're literally drinking poison. You're kidding. You're like, it's so toxic. Give me poison. Give me some alcohol. Ah. I wish you fake cries.

So, yeah, you said Heather won over there, right? And she, yeah, I can't take Heather. So Heather comes over. She goes, I am done, Vicky. Vicky's like, I can't believe Heather treated you. I just can't believe it. Women, women, women like't believe Heather treated you. I just can't believe it. Who had been dreaming women like those? Those fucking bitches.

And Heather's like, yeah, but I'm done, and I'm done with this show. I'm done. Vicky goes, yeah, I would never put up with you, either Heather. You should leave. Because of course, Vicky thinks if a spot opens up.

Yeah, Vicky gets a call into that spot. Yep, that's exactly right. And so then Shannon comes over, she says, Heather, Heather, you gotta come back to the table. You gotta, we need to, we have a few more things we just want to hammer you about. Come on, come on. We're not done with you. Okay, we're not done with you.

And so back at the table, Jen, Gina's like, I genuinely thought she liked me. Like she's the fucking victim. And Tamer's like, yeah, I thought she'd like me to have a sweet, sweet, sweet. You got to talk about that. Mom Tamer, you have dragged Heather, like destroyed her over the past half season and it gets the same thing. It's like, why are you making us defend Heather?

You guys are the biggest, most vicious hypocrites this season. And Gina's like, that's why I'm upset about this because I have been a good friend to Heather. Okay, Gina once again, she loves this narrative. She loves every single season. I have been a good friend to her the entire time. Okay, enough with you. She goes, I can't force Heather to be a good friend

and she's not willing to be a good friend to me than I'm done. Because what else can I do with this point? It's getting pathetic. So now Vicki's talking, back to Vicki talking to Heather. Vicki's like, why can't we just be with a fat equity women of honor? Women who fake cancer better. We should fake cancer better. Right.

You know, practice makes perfect is what I'm saying. That's like they just went to the shaman. I mean, lead with love. I mean, this is so simple. So Emily is now talking to Tamerich because because you know sometimes if someone has a superiority complex, they just need to be held accountable for that. I'm like, well, also maybe sometimes if you have an inferiority complex, you also need to be held accountable.

So Gina is talking to Jan and Gina's like, we do hold Heather like she's family. She's family like this that we've looked at her right. And she's saying, it's I'm like oh god you know I mean she is a great mom she's a great wife she's very thoughtful she's very kind occasionally she does give very cheap dollar store some burrows to people in gift boxes so they'll kiss your ass and that's good but then she can be a little bit calculating yeah I mean you really have to jump through hoops to be friends

they're well actually specifically you have to jump through hoops to be friends. They're, well, actually, specifically you have to go through three gates, but you know what I'm saying. And I love that she's talking about how calculating Heather is when she's like loving Tamara. Tamara's like probably 10 times more calculating than Heather is. And I'm not saying Heather's not calculating, but Tamara's the most calculating.

And then Tamara's like, you know what? And she will lie. Lie to the fucking end. And Heather's like, you know what? And she will lie, lie to the fucking end. And I was like, would someone be on my fucking side already? And then of course, it's like this scene ends with Gina going, oh I'm sad. It's like of course, that's what she does next. You know, like Gina is a horrific friend to someone.

It's like, you know what? Our friendship's over and then goes, I just feel sad about it, I'm sad. Yeah, yeah, she's always the victim at the end of the day. So then four hours later, we get this kind of lame scene of the Trace Amiga's coming out of a club, just drinking, they're just so happy they're back together again.

And she's like, when was the last time the three of us danced on a bar together? And she's like, wow, look at that lighthouse. That's beautiful. And Tam is like, that's a lighthouse. It's like, oh my god, this stick. I can't with these like, can't. Well, it's amazing.

I'm so glad this take it to be the show anymore. To be able to halt dance on a bar tap together, even the world ladies, we can still have fun. Fun fun. We're just three ladies who can handle our alcohol and have fun. So look at this. I'll just blow into this candle and flames came out.

So you're please press your teeth. Shannon, please. So there's other ladies. So the other ladies are cheering at cheering and Taylor's like onward and upper ladies like willing because sad. And then Taylor. Glad Taylor's here, Chad, some Willy Wonka quotes. He is like willing on co-sab. And they, Taylor. Glad that Taylor's here, Jen, some really wonka quotes. And then Heather and Jen are talking and Heather's like, Jen, by the way, I was really proud of you the other day

when you said to Tamra, you're mean, you're nasty. Why did you do this to me? It was very honest. So yes, I will hire you. You can start tomorrow with my butler. Do they call them butlers of your women butleresses perhaps? Oh, Gullim. So let's see what was this for a camera up and so I was like, you know what? I thought we had the best day and the way it ended is literally shocking to me. Oh, I mean when you

When you attacked Heather and she stormed out, yeah, that will happen. And Shannon's like, well, there is zero reason to say something like that to Emily and Gina, except to just to hurt someone. And even though apparently she didn't say it to Emily and Gina, we'll just decide that she did say it. And so I'm going to continue to be hurt by it. Because she hurt me with a thing that she didn't say. Because she and Tamara goes, you know what, that? I think she did say you. She hurt by it. Because she hurt me with a thing that she didn't say. Because she and Tamara goes, you know what, that?

I think she did say you. She did say it. What? What? Is she trying to hurt me again? She's, yeah. She's trying to hurt you again. Tamara literally makes something up on the spot

just, but you know what? I was thinking, I think she did say that about you. Guess what? I just had this thought. I think that like Heather has been going around. I think Heather's, I think she went into your car and affected your steering. So you better be careful, nice time you drive your car.

I think Heather did that. My brains, your back, your back. You better be careful. So, and then Heather, then, but okay, the cliffhanger is this. Heather says, I wanna show Gina that Tamara is talking shit about her, and I have the proof. Boom. Which, but, we'll be talking about it.

Okay, so then we see. Right, so then we see clips of next week, which is the season finale. Thank you, Jesus. I've loved this season, but enough. Like, go to bed. Go to sleep. So it's a season finale, but Heather has had it.

They have some kind of costume party where Heather shows up like Game of Thrones, like the tree person, like one of the tree people, and she's like an ice queen or something, and she's just like completely anti-tamera and just sends tamera over the edge. Now it looks like Tamera wins because Tamra has everybody on her side, but I love that Heather just comes in like, bat kind of a villain and just tries to turn everybody against. Tamra, it looks really good. It looked amazing.

It was like, you got Taylor was drunk. So Taylor, who is just like Heather's confidence, now she thinks she's there. Oh. And you have just everyone there. It looks like it's going to be a disaster. And they show Heather Plays audio of, to Gina of Tamra on her podcast.

They're like, what did I say, Teddy? What did I call them? And Teddy's like, yeah, you said that. Remember what you called Gina and Emily losers? Ha, and you know, Gina's gonna hear that. And she's gonna be like, QAnon with it and be like, yeah, but like, that doesn't make sense because I think that Heather told you to say that like you just know that you know she was

only eating what Heather said. Yeah, we confronted with proof she will still flip it somehow and be like, she doesn't care like her she's just out to get whoever she's out to get you know she doesn't care you don't care about the truth. So good I don't know I love this episode the season of Nally looks great and it was a great season. Can't wait to see what happens next week. Well we sure will because we'll be here so join us next time everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Bye everyone.

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