Watch What Crappens - #2174 RHOC Part One: Insane Clown Posse

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

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I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. Hey everybody, welcome to the show. This is a two-part recap. So welcome to part one. Also, really sorry, I'm an idiot. I'm in charge today and forgot to press go live on the video.

So there is no video today. What a bummer. It was a super fun episode. Sorry about that, everybody, but enjoy part one. Well hello and welcome to watch what happens. The podcast roll that crap we love to talk about on Yeo bruvs. Hi everybody, I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. How are you doing? My little Benoony tunes. Hi Ronnie, how are you?

Good morning. Good happy real housewives of Orange County finale day. Happy happy finale day. This is one of my happiest days of the year because it's the day of the year where we get to hear one of my favorite pieces of music. The end of the season wrap of music on OC. God, I love that song. I love when they play that music so much. When I came on, I forgot that it was coming and when I came on, I was like, yes, I love it so much. How does it go? It sort of doesn't have a distinct melody. It's like a strumming guitar. It's like, they just play the 18 theme song. No, it's like a strumming duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, it. It's like, and then it goes high, it goes,

and I almost want to stop this and go listen to the music. I literally was about to say, should we pull the audio right now? I don't think we have time. This is going to be nine hours as it is. So everybody, hi, it's Ronnie. Welcome to Watch Your Crappin. This is a video recap today. We are on Pat

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It really is a lot. But it starts off with Shannon. Shannon walking into her gym. You know, God bless, Shannon. She really looks like she's gone through it. I mean, I can't even imagine what she looks like after a DUI, because this is before she's ever had a DUI. And she is just stumbling in.

She's like, I just, I just, I just, I need, look at my, my arm is bruised, I need some help. So her, her trainer who is now a chiropractor, was he always a chiropractor? Dr. Tim, wasn't he just Tim? Well, I'm guessing he was always a chiropractor. I mean, I don't know, I don't, maybe.

I think he was always this guy, but do you remember his scene when he was on? Horse. Oh my god, it was horrible. So Shannon was like, I just feel so out of shape. And I'm just so insecure about my body. And he's like, okay, we'll take off your clothes on camera.

And then we're gonna weigh you on camera. And she's like, Oh, God, please tell me, please tell me. It's the ropes, it's the ropes. So he stripped her down to her bra, and her sports bra. And then when she took off her clothes, I went, whoa, wow, whoa, wow.

Wow. It was the worst, I hate him. I was hoping that she clipped Dr. Tim when she got, I mean, that's how much I hated this guy. And that's not funny. And like, you should never wish for people to get clipped. Okay, so I'll take that back. Let's see, I wish that he had accidentally sat

on one of her Dr. Moon animas or whatever. Okay, that's what I wish. He's horrible. But no, she gave him more air time. So I'm not really sure how I'm feeling already at the beginning of this season finale. Yeah, so she's like, well, I just got back from Mexico and I was I was doing a a swim with turtles thing Yeah, and I don't know what happened. I just I hurt my arm and look at it's a Bruce. It's a Bruce So, um, and you should see the other guy they literally flattened out and turned green And so then she's like,

well, you don't got a, it's not a trip to Mexico. If you don't come back with injuries. So they do the thing that they love doing on the show, which is put up like five different images on the screen. All at once, like it's an episode of 24. So we see everyone hurting themselves. I love that. Yeah, I love that they're doing that.

So we see that Dr. Tim on his desk has a little Buddha and it's facing the camera and I just wrote, hello, okay, you're very peaceful, Dr. Tim. He's has a little Buddha and it's facing the camera and I just wrote LOL. Okay, you're very peaceful, Dr. Tim. He's like, listen, I'm glad you came back, Shane, give me another chance after a Body Shamed you on National TV when you were at your lowest. So today we're going to focus on my good friend, Buddha, here on the desk and we want you not be sitting around eating all day. I like this big guy, I did him. All right, Buddha?

Okay. Trust me, we'll not let Buddha get into a sports bra. Am I right, guys? Like, please don't body shame Buddha too. Fuck you, Dr. Tim. He's like, hey, pop a squad over there. Let me focus on your neck. I was like, sir, if you're a professional,

I don't want you to say pop a squad. I'm just gonna say that right now. So, he'll let us look down. He'll let us look down. How about we go? Dr. Tim. I am not popping nor am I squatting. You will ask me to, you will ask me to sit down.

It's like when my, uh, this is like, this is like the part of me that's like my dad. When, um, whenever my dad goes to like, buy a car, it's not like that happens a lot, but I just remember anytime it goes someplace and a salesperson comes up to him and they're like, oh, by the way, hi, I'm Tim. What's your name? My dad goes mister Every single time that's me right now, you do not you know what pop a squat. How about? Mister doesn't make sense you get the vibe. Yeah, so I'm saying and She's like more and he's like oh, hey Emily all good in the hood and she's like, oh, hey Emily, all good in the hood.

And she's like, okay, hi, Dr. Tim, is that what you go by? And you guys think you can go to me whatever you'd like to? She goes, whoa, what are you, Dr. Rob exactly? He's like, I'm a car repractor, it's on the door, just like a doorbell, you being done. Okay, you need to get some face, Papa Squad. Okay.

Papa Squad, Papa Squad, and Papa Squad, he called her M, I was like, you just met her, you squat. Okay. Papa squat, Papa squat, him. Papa squat, he called her M. I was like, you just met her. You don't get to call her M. So she goes, oh, the Mexico troop was physically exhausting, especially when I jumped off that 30-foot platform and had to breathe heavy for about 10 seconds. So, hey, if you're going to pop my neck, at least hand me a taco.

So he starts doing his thing with his staff. And we get this like very fast montage of Shannon being tortured. She's like, oh, what are you doing? Why? Why? Why? Oh, that actually felt quite good. Thank you. And Emily's like, I think that Shannon is secretly a mouse because... is secretly a masochist. Secretly, have you not watched this show ever since she's been, she was married to David. What would you, I mean, yes, she's a mad, she's a masochist.

So they start talking to me. She keeps going back to Tamra as a friend. She is a masochist. Exactly, yes. So she's just invented an anima, okay? The woman like had some stick of finger up her butt to remove emotional debris, psychological debris. Yeah, she's a massacast.

Yeah. So Emily's like, yeah, she's really hurt by everything that's revealed itself. So then one day earlier, we see that Gina is talking to Emily and she's like, I get draw, Heather, but at the same time, I find that you're talking about me behind my back. I'm like, you didn't find out that she was talking about you behind your,

Tamara just said it and you just believed it because why, like, I don't know, because you have three brain cells. So Emily's like, she's such an idiot and she won't let it go this whole episode. It's like she's got it wrong. She knows she got it, she got it.

She knows she got it wrong. She knows she got it. She got it. She knows she got it wrong. She knows she got it wrong. That's just in care. Yeah. Papa squad, Gina. Papa squad, Gina. Sam is like, I think she just feels like she put in the effort and then she gets pushed away. Like, she doesn't matter. And she was just like really upset. What effort? You put in literally no effort for anybody. I don't know what this woman is talking about. You've never put any effort towards anybody on this show, ma'am, okay? And you don't matter, okay? That's from a long time audience member of this show. I'm sure you matter in the scheme of things,

your kid and as a human being, okay? But on this show, you don't. So please have a seat. I'm not gonna get the yellow gene very much anymore, so just let me have my fun. I know. No, I actually just got my issue of Do You Matter magazine and

Genomes not in it. You're not bad. It's something happens to her people be like, well, bad man, the girl says she doesn't matter. Look at her. Shaming her, but she doesn't matter.

Honestly, on this show, she doesn't matter. So Halloween, we go to a Halloween boutique and of course, we're talking about that. If this is there, is there a better place to have a finale Gina scene than like one of those temporary Halloween stories like spirit Halloween. Yes, that's basically what she is.

That's where she is. She is. She's where I'm gonna buy my school clothes too just while it's on sale. Do you guys sell ragu by any? Just trying to do one stop shopping. So, yeah, so try on a hat. So Tamar and Jen come in and Tamar's like, I know what my question's gonna be, I'm gonna keep with my female year. I'm gonna be an evil clown.

Ha! Yeah, actually that's fair. That's fair. It is fair. I will accept that. I mean, I have definitely, ever since I watched this last night, I've passed a couple of sidewalks.

One of those things on the sidewalks, the gutter, great things. Yeah, I'm definitely looking a little bit more closely. That is a terrifying image, Tamara, as the evil clown in the end, when we finally see it. And she literally looks directly into the camera like, I think Pennywise is like, you know what? I think I'm just gonna open up an artist and go to your shop. I think I'm gonna retire from stealing children. I think Tamara can handle it from here.

PennyBets. So she's like, I'm a god, I can't do anything that stuff. And she was like, yeah, well, you know, you should be an evil clown if it ain't broken, you know? So she's like, Halloween is my favorite, favorite whole idea of the year because I get to send my kids around and show them how to ask for free food from the neighbors. Yeah, honestly, and then we go to the food court at the mall and eat all our candy. So she says, I think we have to keep you down the show just so we can punch so aggressively down on her. It's like, it's actually like borderline rude.

Like, she can continue it every 31st of every month. So, Jean is like, you know, I was really inspired by the Cirque performance in Mexico. And I mean, like, which by the way, you came up with the idea for the Halloween party before you went to Mexico, so stop allowing about that. Also, this party looks nothing like Cirque de Soleil. In fact, the only one who does look like Cirque de Soleil is Heather De Bro, and then you get an oreg on her for a costume. Yeah, the only thing you guys have in common is how you're bending yourselves all out of

shape to make some case against Heather De Bro. And I don't even like Heather De Bro, okay? And you're such a producer plant that you're giving a shout out to the sponsor at your only party that you're probably gonna have in the parking lot of this Halloween store. I know, where was this party? I really probably was in a totally

probably in part. The spirit Halloween parking lot. It was the park that Jenna's giving yoga classes in. I'm not buying this, Gina, okay? But neither were you, so I guess that's it. I'd bad to say. That's definitely a phrase she's said before. So she's like, she's like, you know, I mean,

my friends are absolutely a bunch of clowns, so I figure a total freak show. By the way, I have to give a shout out to Gina for picking up the slack of Meredith Lisa and Mary. Thank you so much for having drag makeup on this episode, because that was that was really appreciated. She's just doing challenges from other shows. So Tamara is like, so do you need me help?

Do you need me help today? Do you need to help them? And she guess, could you fix Heather DeBrow? That could be helpful. Heather did nothing to you, OK? She did as much to you as you do for this show. Nothing. Clear her.

So now we go to Heather's rental. And the prop dogs, as in they're brought in for these random scenes, were suddenly the DeBrow's have dogs that they never acknowledge any other time of the season I'm not gonna like their territory out of a freezer or something and just turned on They're abducted from Nobu staff like excuse me. I gave you soup bowls. So I would like your dogs now. Thank you So they come up there jumping on Terry and how there's like, hi, hello, hello, hello, Terry over here. Fire side cast member over here. Hi. And so, um, their Terry is trying to be cool. He's like, hey, Alfredo.

So, uh, how's this new kitchen working out? Is it working out for you, personal chef Alfredo? And the guys like, well, first of all, my name's Nicholas. Second of all, yeah, so far so good. It's it's enormous. So yeah, I can go get it. Thank you. I'm gonna say, wow, can't wait to steam a salmon in here. That's gonna be great. Glad I got all this room for you guys. And Heather's like, oh, thank goodness. Josh and Heather Altman found us the rental. We took a six month lease because it's the middle of the school year and Terry has a practice here. So we're basically stuck in the ocean. Yeah, it's sort of like a ruckus. Once you're there, you can't get out of it. Sorry, Dune reference. Dune reference. So Terry is just like staring at her. This is a part in the episode where he has to talk to Heather and he just looks so miserable. He looks watery, eyed and bored already. And Terry, we have been so busy lately. We have moved. We went to a hotel. I got dog

fucked for five days in Mexico. And then we see multiple screens of everybody just trying to come for Heather over and over again. And while all the screens are floating up on our screen, the center one becomes her dog fucking a little stuff dog. Yeah, it's like and it's a I really appreciated that touch. B, you really do see how much they came for Heather. I mean, they're able to fill up the entire screen with so many different instances of people coming down on her and it goes on for a while and you're like, she did get dog bugged a Mexico. Um, so let's see.

So she's like, you know what, Tari's like, I can't believe Gina would believe that you would call her a loser. Does she not remember the time you walk through New York City with her pretended to eat a slice of pizza? I mean, how much real or do you get the lot of my right? And she's like, you know what, I don't even say the word loser.

That's not my, that's not my vocabulary. And I's like, you know what? I don't even say the word loser. That's not my vocabulary. And I certainly wouldn't say it about them. I would call them punitives. And if I do say the word loser, it's strictly reserved for servants. So, and then she's like, yeah, I definitely wasn't talking about them. So then we, the problem here, of course,

I'm sorry to interrupt you, but the problem here, of course, is that she's already admitted that she called Noella and General Loser. So then we, the problem here, of course, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but the problem here, of course, is that she's already admitted that she called Noella and general loser. So yeah, you can strike that from, it's not part of my vocabulary. Also, yeah, like this is not going to be a strong argument to say, I don't use the word loser because loser, people say that a lot. So to act like you've never said it is bad. Like if you want to think if it was like, you know, like certain vulgarities, you know, but like, like, you're something.

Yeah, you know, but like, like, loser, you're not gonna do well with that. So, especially this cast, because literally everybody's been calling them losers for years. I mean, just look up any comment thread from the past three years at least. So Gina is like, Timrick doesn't lie. She just sees information and she reveals it at the least opportune moment against you. Like, well, that's, oh, that's great. I love that in a friend. Glad you're taking her side. Yeah. So I had this like, well, I certainly wasn't talking about Gina or Emily. I mean, it's punching down economically.

You know what I mean? I mean, those guys who say, well, work for beer. Okay, like, what am I going to punch them out the window? No, I mean, I just throw them a beer. What did you do? Are they losers? Yes, would I say that? No.

Okay. I have rules. Everyone's scared of Tamra. Gina and Emily told me when they first, when I first met them, when I, you know, after they figured out that you have to go through three gates and that the second gate was not actually a house. It was actually, there was still several gates. What was they finally got here? They told me that everyone was so mean to them and known to talk to them. And Vicki even agreed. And we see a flashback of Vicki being like, yeah,

I didn't talk to them for four months. Because Jean is like, you didn't talk to me for four months. It's like, yeah, yeah, because you know, I can't fake it about going to give you. So you're gross. And he goes, wait a minute. So you're saying that the alpha girls like them. So now they've dumped you. Yeah, but that's also how she got them

by being the alpha girl and having them be afraid of her. You know, some of that. Well, but how you would have so true. But it's so true. Like Gina and Gina and Emily are the freshmen. Tamara, Vicki and Shannon are the cool senior girls and Heather's in drama club. And like for a moment, Heather and drama club got to be the queen B. But now she's back to being in drama club.

And this is the natural packing order. The show is living out the high school hierarchy at the moment. Yeah, well, it did when they became her friend too, because remember, they dumped on Shannon to come to Heather because they thought Heather had more power than Shannon. Right. Just followers, fucking followers. So Terry says that. And then Heather's like, right, they've chosen the power over the money idiots. And she's wearing this, you know, I'm on Heather side for this one. It's very rare for me, but I do remember that she's Heather, you know, she's sitting there in this like big Pejmina-sized collar with LVs all over it, you know. I'm surrounded by more LVs than they'll ever see in their lives.

Hahaha. Wasn't there a movie about this? And she's, ah, hey there's, haha. So then we go back to Emily. She's like, I like Heather a lot, which by the way is a lie. She keeps on saying, Emily, you do not like Heather. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to us. So she goes, I think that she could be like very kind and generous and care about other people,

but there's another side of her that I'm seeing. And you know, I'm sure that Heather called me a loser. It wasn't Tamara. Tamara myths to what she says and she apologizes for it. But also, Tamara, here's things wrong and then like distorts them and then and blows them up. And like I believe that Heather called Noella a loser, and I believe Tamra heard that, and I believe Tamra misinterpreted it just the way that Emily misinterpreted Heather saying that Tamra was talking shit about her saying, you know, Emily heard it as it was Shannon. I think Tamra here's the weird things the wrong way to, and now it's turned into a whole big thing,

and no one, these two idiots, are not thinking to themselves that maybe they should in the words of Tamara. Consider this us, consider this us, bitch. I have to say, I'm surprised that you even believe that much of Tamara, like I feel like you're even giving, I'm giving it well, I'm saying, I'm giving her the even believe that much of Tamra. Like I feel like you're even giving. I'm giving it well. I'm saying I'm giving her the best benefit of the doubt in this. Because in this episode, I mean, I think it's pretty clear that Tamra was the one he said at the whole time. I don't even think anybody even heard Heather call anybody losers.

Like it seems obvious that Tamra went on her show, said that they were losers, and then once it was on her show, freaked out was like guess what Heather said you guys were losers. Although at the end of the episode, well, we'll get to that. At the end of the episode, I thought there was a small twist that they that they revealed to us. So very small twist, but I still think that I love it. Did you notice that? Did you notice that when they replayed the podcast? No. But don't tell me. Don't tell me until the end. I want to know again.

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the same day. Okay, so Emily is like, I mean I go she called me a loser and I'm sure it was Heather and not Tamara because Tamara admits what she says she's so honest. Tamara, you know, Tamara, Tamara Bar She's so on his, Tamra. You know, Tamra, Tamra, Tamra Barney judge. The arbiter of truth. So then we see a reunion clip of Andy being like, Tamra, Tamra calls you Shrek in front of Gina. And we, what do you think about that?

And Tamra's like, you know what? I apologize for anything I ever did to you. You know what? You need a blanket for your face. So here's a blanket. It's called a blanket apology patch Like that is not even a real apology. No, anything It was a convenient one like she's back on the show. So of course she's gonna apologize to because she has to claw her way back into the circle Also, it does make me reflect on the fact that Emily has had a rough history

of being compared to children's characters. The season with Snuffa Luffa goes, huh, she really can't win. She really can't win. Can I get a straight way? Throwing in here or something? Can I get a little sleep and beauty? Okay. Come on now, people. Let's get her like up here. So Emily's like, she's like, I think you get a little sleep and beauty. Okay. Come on now, people. Let's get her like up here. So Emily's like, she's like, I think Heather would rather shovel shit than look at my eyes and apologize for anything. Like, I just, you guys just have to decide it

that you don't like Heather and you are just gonna just nail her to the cross. That's why I can't tell. Heather has apologized. Yeah, she doesn't know what you want for something she didn't do. and you are just gonna just nail it to the cross. That's why I can never have to apologize. Yeah, because she doesn't know what for something she didn't do. And that's me saying that. That's crazy.

So I don't even know who I am right now. So Shannon's like, you know, well, the restaurant, I repeatedly said to her over and over, and over I'm gonna do it with my hands. You understand what I'm talking about. The purpose of saying something in New York, you know, listen, we need to have a long conversation with Heather about that. Hmm.

And now I don't know what's gonna happen with Heather, but would I like for once? For her to accept responsibility for something? You're... You're... But like, Shannon saying, I repeatedly asked her, what was the purpose of you saying something heart- that I said something horrible in New York to Emily?

But didn't you- You were there! That I would came out that she didn't say that, that she said it was that Tamara was talking shit. Like, I don't understand the logic that's gonna come with this cast. So Jen, that's it. That's the end, they're all coming for Heather and that's it.

There's no talking them out of it, even when they're proved wrong. I mean, how many times does Shannon have the conversation where Heather's like, Shannon, you've literally talked to everybody here about your relationship with John. No one has said anything but that it's a shit show because you said it's a shit show. Like, what more do you want from me? She's like, well, I cannot believe she won't even admit to talking about my relationship. Oh my god. Shannon. Yeah. So Jen's like, I just feel like Heather has an image and there's like so much she's protecting and upholding all the time and

Timber says, well, that's just say I was being malicious and let's just say let's just theoretically Imagine a world where I was being malicious and mean. I know it's difficult. Here we go Imagine it and say imagine I'm saying all these things about you guys in New York Why wouldn't she sit down with me and say, you know what, you were saying some mean things and I would have been like, oh my God, I can't buy that fun. This is the other thing that they're doing. Once they are confronted with logic of like,

Heather didn't say that, then they pivot to, well, if Heather didn't say that, why didn't she warn us that Tamer said it? That's why it's the most like, like she literally can't win. And it was so funny because Tamra tells us Dijina and she's like yeah that's true I was like oh my god now this is what she's got a run of it she's such a fucking robot wait just to clarify Tamra's

point is if I was being malicious and terrible well why didn't you tell me I was being malicious and terrible yeah so I could have a molecule. Little inches of that. So then Tamer tells us, you have to back to Heaven turn this all the man got me. You want to destroy that, people? Well, you're not destroying me, bitch. How much she trying to destroy you? She's defending herself against what you've been saying. Oh my gosh. She actually, right.

She literally is just trying to fend off all the mosquitoes. Oh, my God. So by the way, saying these people are losers is not that big of a deal. And I don't even think it's a big deal that's hammered in it. And she's like, I'm leaving. I don't wanna hang out with these leaders.

Yeah. Like, who cares? I don't think I agree. I agree. Gina's like, you know what? I was like enough because you know, I've got parties coming up. So I texted her, then it cuts to Heather saying, oh, this is interesting. you know, I've got parties coming up. So I texted her.

Then it cuts to Heather saying, oh, this is interesting. I mean, Gina texted me. I didn't know that her Metro PCS still had any minutes left for this month. That's very interesting that she did that. And Terry's like, did she just do it right now? She's like, no, no, it's taken about 20, 20 minutes here to hop on over from her cricket. But I got it now. Well listen, it says,

so, hey, things in Mexico did not end the Wii. I had e-ooped. Why is it typed like that? I think she's typing this dramatically. Why is she using her dialect? She's using her terrible fake dialect to type this. She says, I hope I would like to sit down with the letter you don't understand that and talk about what happened So please let me know a time that would work for you So then Heather says that she really values her friendship with Gina and Emily which or this is by the way I don't believe whatsoever. No, of course. She doesn't know um and And she's like, you know, the fact that Gina would believe

that, believe Tamra is so horrible. And if she can't see where I'm coming from, then this really, this beautiful friendship, of a beautiful friendship of a very wealthy person to a very poor person, it turns out that's all bullshit. Mm-hmm. So then Gina's like, you know what? I'm not gonna be disrespected that.

This is my integrity. This is not your integrity. Oh my god. How is this your integrity? I've been a good friend to her. You didn't call her back between seasons at all or text her. So stop faking. You're just sitting around waiting for another like fake leather salmon jacket.

And I've been a good friend to her. And if she can't take responsibility and a pull their choice for the nothing she's yet. Didn't there's going to be no me moving forward with me? So now we have a very random seed. It's like, this is the tying up Tamra's like quasi story line, which is that she hasn't really had a story line all season at first. It was like, my mom moved in with her boyfriend and they were that met at Costco and he now he's skateboarding.

But now she's going up Tamran Eddie go up to Los Angeles for a photo shoot at Amade magazine. And she's like, George, it's the founder of Amari magazine. And then we see this guy George on the cover of his own magazine. I'm like, the only person who can do it is Oprah. And honestly, I don't even think Oprah should be doing it. I think it's crazy.

I still think it's crazy that Oprah only puts herself on the cover of her own magazine. I think that's sort of wildly bonkers, but it's also why I love Oprah. Yeah. Um, so this guy is a total cheese ball. And we see her a clip of him calling her a face timing her. And, um, you know, of course, he's doing it where he's looking down with his sunglasses on so we can see his giant panel roof or whatever. And she's like, do you want to come beyond the cover of my bag? Cause they're bad. And she's like, yeah, well, it comes beyond the cover of my bag. She's like, yeah, cause the bag is a bad. So she tells us her monologue. And then I started coming there called dinner because

There's like army to push blood to your heart and he must had a lot of time We found a strong this business so much a million dollar business and I never thought I would see that I remember when my dad had a repair shop and I wanted my face from place for the working muffler one day. Had I done it? Two, two. Take it. Um, the initial photo of her dad, like, Tamra in the 80s, looking exactly how you expect Tamra in the 80s to look for real. Which is not that far from Tamra in today's. And she's watching her dad blow out candles on a cake. And the cake has, the design of the cake is sort of

as like a lady's like a bodice or something like, you know? And then boobs, boobs are sticking out, three-dimensional boobs above the cake. And he's like, I was like, this literally makes so much sense. But even the best part about that is that this cake is next to this big old crock pot that just sort of has like brown stuff coming out the sides. And then there's like wood paneling and like every there's like weird reds. I was like this is exactly how I pictured Tamra's

childhood. Oh my god it did not notice the booby cake that is hysterical. It was of course. Of course. Yeah. You know what? I don't want to chew my horn but t-t-t. Oh wait. I said she got t-t-t. Like smoking right guys. That smell t-t-t. Like, smoking, right guys. That smelly. I thought we saw, you know, when I was dancing, came when I was 18. So when I opened my openness, everything that I could've just come in,

but it didn't. Turns out people don't wanna work in the gym, but it's gonna slant and floor. I just don't need it. Bleh! Turns out people don't like us or a gym, that's in the middle of the corporate box. Bleh! Batch. Mm. So, these, so I have all the, Did that people don't like how I do a gym that's in the middle of a corporate pack bitch

So these so I have all the all the women of the year for this cover gather terror by the way For all the shit and for as evil as she has got she looks good. She looks so good I was like whatever you were doing lady keep on doing it. You are you are so your pure evil But you look amazing. You look amazing. Your souls are working. It's definitely working. That's soul diet.

You looked amazing. Wow. So this, first of all, I like that she, it was a bunch of women of the year. I mean, it's still cool, you know, but she's like, I'm woman of the year. I was like, you're one of the women of the year. But you're a woman of the year.

Okay. Well, but also she, George comes in, this cheese-filed George walks into the shoot like you're one of the women of the year. But you're a woman of the year. Okay, well, man. Also, George comes in this cheese ball, George walks into the shoot and he's wearing his sunglasses inside. It's like, Oh, ladies, lana protest. Oh my god, I'm gonna line up.

That's George from the back. Oh. Oh my god, bitch. I just got my first drip of sweat down my ass, bitch. So she tells us that in the next couple of years we're gonna sell dinner and we're gonna move on to sell this and I can inspire by the weirdest things with this lack of sex that you and I have atts! I'm thinking next is gonna be a sex toilet Mrs. Beach. Please please please don't please don't. Bravo I of you. Please don't do this to us.

We've gotten through candy. We've gotten through Dr. Jackie. I can't do it with Tim. Please. Please, Bob. Tim, I'm grossing now. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I don't need to be there. It's always the same scene. It's always the same faux titillation. I can't. Give me cryo-chatic. We We still let me get Vicky's opinion on Dildos and Vibranes. Please. I can't do it. Okay. So now we go to Jen's house and Ryan comes over and yet another horrific shirt. It's like that kind of plaid kind of thing, but different sleeve. It's just awful. He's like, hey dude, hey babe, what's going on? I'm cool Ryan, cool hot stepdad. And Jen's like, hey take a look at my

lasagna, it's actually not lasagna, just spaghetti, tomato sauce, piled up together. Yeah, thank God she knows on the show because otherwise I'd really be the whipping boy on this one. So they go upstairs to talk and she's like, listen, Ryan, listen, I just need to talk to you because we really had time to talk about Mexico. I mean, it was just, you know, listen, who if you stuck your penis in? Okay, because that one time I had to call you from Mexico, my stomach was turning. It was turning. And I just need to know for a fact that there's nothing besides the other person that you cheated on me with. So is there, I feel like this is a conversation she's had a million times and it's going to be a conversation she's had with a million more. This man is going to cheat on you

forever. I'm sorry. I like you. I don't want this to happen. But literally everybody is telling you Tamer is an asshole, but she's completely right about this. You should not be with this person, ma'am. Well, I think she's just doing her due diligence and just making sure she has these conversations on cameras that we she can say to her due diligence and just making sure she has these conversations on camera so that way she can say to her family and friends when this inevitably happens. Haven't I asked him? I put my heart out there because she knows she doesn't care. Listen, listen, he's got a good body and he's giving it like he's providing something

for her right now that she wants and that she likes. And I kind of like Jen, honestly, just go for it. Who cares, you're gonna get hurt, you know, you're gonna get hurt, except it and have fun until you get her date, you know. Yeah, just date it. You know, don't think this video is like for it. Don't marry him though.

And he's like, why is it got total lyreface by the way? He's sitting there as eyes are wide open. He's like, hmm, hmm, hmm. It's like vibing his lap. What? Scratching his head. Also, why are they having this conversation about like, have you cheated?

Have you stopped with someone else? They're like sitting on like the open air landing of their staircase with all the children downstairs. I'm like, you guys wanna go behind a closed door for this one? Yeah, and so he's got liar eyes, liar wide eyes. And she's like, you know, I just feel like Tamra was sitting on information that I didn't know about I wasn't grateful for that. I have to say and He's like, okay, listen, I slept with her one night

Its and that was a year and a half ago and we weren't together. So listen, I'm doing what some guys do Okay, I'd get laid. I'm a dude and I haven't spoken a word to her in a year But I don't know why you keep talking about moving forward when you hit your wagon to Tamra and Tamra keeps dragging you back, okay, because we're forging this amazing path. Listen, I'm becoming a father to the kids. We're gonna take the next step. We're gonna get engaged. We're gonna get married.

And then I'm gonna cheat on you then. I think I'll listen. Like stop, listen, stop tick, stop going reverse to Tamra. Go forward with me. And then my car's gonna break down. You just so you know. Well, the second somebody said,

listen, I was just doing what some guys do. In other words, you were mad at me. So you put me on a break. So of course, I'm a man. I had to go have sex. It's like the second, what if what if she doesn't have sex with you from up Thrine because you're fighting, you know, he's he's he's gonna immediately cheat and be like I'm a guy though. I mean, you know I'm a guy I have needs I'm a needs. Yep, the whole thing we see where this is going and I just kind of feel like

Yeah, just have a really good prenup I'm at this point like either leave him or get a really good prenup and then just have fun and then just, but be aware you'll probably get hurt. And then, you know, whatever. It's like, it's like milk. Are you gonna get upset when it expires? It literally says it's gonna expire. You know this guy's gonna expire, so enjoy it until the expiration date.

Yeah. Or just start putting it inside of you because you learned that it's bad for you. How about that? Yeah, okay. I mean, I personally would say you should explore maybe non-dairy options in this case, but as long as you are gonna have the milk, just be aware there is an expiration date, and then enjoy all your cereal until then. So then we go to John and Shannon for date night and it's super awkward. Shannon's like, well, you know, I've still not unpacked my purse and my glasses are broken.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, my glasses. Hold on, let me put on my glasses again. Wait, hold on, let me try to get my glasses. She's like juggling her forks. They are also at a restaurant that could not be more apt. They're at a place called Driftwood Kitchen. I was like, yep, Driftwood. What a driftwood. There's anything that represents this relationship. It's Driftwood.

Okay, well, I wouldn't say that we are as sturdy as a giant oak. We're just kind of like parts of the oak that fell into the water. And now we're drifting along until inevitably we go over the side of a waterfall. Hoping that John eventually gets wood. So, but we're drifting along until inevitably we go over the side of a waterfall. Hoping that John eventually gets wood. So, but we're drifting in the meantime. John, John's like, I'm not really sure what I want.

On the menu? And a relationship. I mean, yes, the menu. Oh, well, summer corn soup sounds good. I'm not a corn person, and basically to me, you're corn. What?

Nothing. Oh, Oh. Well, I think I want the yellow fin tuna tartar. Pass on that one. Big pass. Pass of Dina. Oh. I'm going to get the barada watermelon salad. Is that okay with you, John? Will you accept that? Is that corn also? No, I will not eat that. No. By the way, generally speaking, we don't recap the ordering part on Bravo shows, but with Shannon, uh, ordering food does advance storyline quite a bit at express emotional states. So it's really really always have to say, not have the completely nonfat low calorie option, the ball of cheese.

Thank you. Yeah, I'm not going to have my favorite thing on this menu is yellow fintuna. Unfortunately, you're a hamburger. What? Excuse me I don't like corn and three and a half years into this relationship the fact that you have still not acknowledged that I think speaks to the divide between Well, I didn't hear that I'll get the barata. Oh well, it's so nice to be with someone who doesn't order me. Short rib with a sugar sauce, David. So finally, not finally, but she starts telling him about her meeting with Heather, which was a day before at lunch.

So Heather's like, shenan, I do not call people losers. That is not in my vernacular. Okay? Hell, people are afraid of those. And I throw five dollar bills at their heads and then tell them, you're welcome. And I walk away. Shannon, I treasure our relationship because you're one of the few people in this group that I can say the word vernacular to and you understand what it means. You should see, Gina's had explode when I said it.

And then we start saying, Ding, explanation one. And then Shannon's like, well, wouldn't you, why couldn't you just say, I'm saying goodbye to my home? Ding, explanation two. Well, because I tell one person and then everyone says, why didn't you tell me about it? Ding, explanation three. Anything I was discussing about your relationship or things that everybody knew. And Shannon's just looking at her like with her her lips

purged and her eyes looking around the restaurant like, hmm, oh, no, it's like Gina and a home not buying it anytime soon. But it's funny because yes, Heather is coming up with lots of explanations for things, but also she has to because so much bullshit has been launched at her, like she has to be like, no, that's wrong because of this, that's wrong because of this, but because she has to have to, she has to respond to each of these allegations, it then makes it sound like she's,

oh, just coming up with excuses, huh? Like everything that she does, they have a mental workaround, which is fascinating because like this is so much of what we've been talking about over the past few years With like conspiracy theories and everything and like we're seeing we're seeing just a low grade conspiracy theory with Heather Debron right here So shenan's like well, Chan Heather says that I like oh she said get this She said in Montana. She said that oh shenan's not in at all found high-found this out in Mexico She says that I'm not invested in this relationship.

Did you want that corn, by the way? Did you want that corn? Wow. You invested me, you would know exactly what I'd want to eat. Oh, oh. And then she said, I don't see that as a negative. And I said, oh, well I do. Do you John? Do you John? Do you think it's okay for people not to be invested in a relationship? Because I've been telling people for three and a half years that, you know, we're gonna figure it out. So whether we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together or whether we're happy, are we happy? Are we happy? Are we happy? John Rappi? I'm happy. I mean, when you're invested with someone, you tell them that they're driving

their little boat too fast. I believe I did that. So I'm pretty sure I'm very invested in you, right? Waiter, waiter, can we please have an order, a full order of happiness? Oh, I'm sorry, never mind, this already been delivered. Am I right, John? Am I right? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Oh, sorry, I was just singing the shark tank theme song because I've invested in you. I invested. I'm invested in John So see it's a huge bite. It's like wow wow John you should try this completely non-fat cheese salad And he's like, uh, no come on John just one bite. No, why John? I don't want you, Shen And he's like, uh, no. Come on, John. Just one bite. No. Why John?

I don't want you, Shannon. Well, okay. Well, I was, I was stressed out in Mexico because that's when the kids applications were due for early acceptance at the college. He's counting down and I'm just telling you, John, I'm going to lose it when they go. I am telling you, John. I'm warning you. I, uh, I will literally drive into a house.

I am that upset. I really don't care. You talked about corn in front of me. So all my kids are going away. Gotta be a wait-ex-year. And I don't want to be living alone. And so then we see her. She's FaceTiming Sophie.

She's like, hey Sophie. So you suddenly are 21. Suddenly you have gone through three years of cow It's over the course of one season and you're you're coming back to Orange County, right? You're gonna come back She's like no mother. I'm gonna go to Dallas Yeah, she's like hug a tree idiot mom fucking liberal Little idiot By the way during this whole FaceTime we see that Shannon is in a black and white

checkered shirt sitting right in front of a black and white McKenzie's checkered pumpkin and two black and white McKenzie's child, salt and pepper shaker things. So, hopefully, you respect me now that I'm dressed exactly like a McKenzie's child pumpkin. Okay, you always paid those pumpkins more attention than you paid me. So would you like your mommy now? Okay, last child is a liberal idiot. Okay, so okay, so okay, so I said I actually was not going from a kensy child. I just wanted to go for Calvertress foyers because I'm just so used to people walking all over me that I figured why not dress like it too.

So John, we come back to the scene and John's like, no matter where the twins are, we can visit them. Wow, John, thanks. It makes me feel a lot better, okay? Your kids are growing up, don't need you anymore. Get over it, okay? That's my advice. Get over and stop trying to force feed me barada, okay? It's the weaker version of mozzarella.

Actually, that was my that was me coming into that one. Sorry. I will stop projecting my own hatred of Berrata cheese. Wow. I'm to John Berrata. It's cold in here. My ass is here. Yeah. Well, uh, Shannon, I think it's exciting time for us tight smile. And, uh, I'm just really looking forward to you and I spending time together and relaxing. I'm relaxing. Can't wait till the cameras go down so I can dump you tomorrow. And Shadden's like, well, we do have a history of bickering and I want to fix that.

And if he doesn't want to, I'm gonna say you better fucking fix it with me. We're happy. Well, we'll always get through the chaos and trials together. I I I love you. Yeah It's gonna do one take on that one. Okay, I love that's it Can I get a happy birthday dessert that says I'm leaving you and I have that delivered to her tomorrow. The second cameras are gone. Okay, that would be great.

Hey, when you said you were going to, we'll get through the trials together. Are you being literal about that because something happened the other week. So then, uh, Tamara is at home and Shannon comes over. It's like another day. And Fat, Tamara's in her fake Versace, of course, Versace everywhere, which there's no one who's going to convince me that that's not fake. I don't really even care, except that Tamara made her huge stink about her. This is Mia McGlaugh. That's...

Mia McGlaugh. And Jen is steep and fake. So Shannon comes over and she has the Dr. Moon colonic. Now listen, I know, I don't know Shannon. We've only met Shannon one time. It's not like I know her. We're not friends or anything. Still, I would like to be consulted on stuff

because I feel like we could have helped her with this name. The doctor, I don't even remember what it's called, but it's stupid. Why not the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the so stupid why would you call it the BASIMATIC Shenenima be DOR or the Shenenima moon you know what I mean we get out I feel like don't like don't call things something that sounds like a parody of a asian on TV product like just it should be called something that sounds like speaks of ease and release, enjoy something like... lilac, I don't know, or like gentle falls or something. So just something?

I like that one. I don't know, or just like a made-up word that just sounds nice, like what they do with most apps, and like, gloopy or... Yeah, because Cidilmonic sounds like a karaoke for pooping. It's like poop to the bouncing ball. Okay. Today we're gonna be doing, we're gonna be pooping to a Stevie Mix song.

Okay, let's have your poop follow the little ball of the lyrics on this song. So I don't wanna sing along. A Sitalonics. Sitalonics, I don't like. Sitalonics! Yeah! That's what it sounds like late at night.

So, it's time I was like, what's the difference between a calonica and anama? Cause you can't fit an anama once, see that white? See that, see that, see that, this is my anama. Have this anama for the best best. They're both much better than you. That's the difference. Okay, there's no difference. This town needs an anama.

So, what is an anama's like a little pill you shove up there, right? And then a colonic is a tube that you shove up there, right? And then a colonic is a tube that you wash yourself out with water. I think I don't I mean an animal the only times I've had to take an animal I think it's been like before some sort of like surgery or I forget what it was but like it was always a liquid. It's a liquid. I mean, it's a little chronic or but a clonic I think you put something in there and it sucks it out but an animal actually something you ingest, I believe, and it flushes it out. Okay.

So love talking about poop. I would just like to say thank you, Orange County, hate talking about poop, and you've delivered a poop episode to us. And they go way too far with this poop episode. I'm going to just go ahead and let you take over and scroll through my notes. Okay. Okay. So Shannon says, we see a flashback of Shannon administering colonics

a few years ago, and then Shannon said, did I ever think I'd be dealing with people shit? No, but I need to create unique products that aren't out there, you know? I mean, turns out that maybe cream cheese stuffed salmon was a bridge too far, but colonics that you sit on out that maybe, uh, cream cheese stuff salmon was a bridge too far, but colonics that you sit on, that will be right in my sweet spot. So, you know,

more products out there means that there's more money to pay for the kids' colleges. So, congratulations, twins. You're going to Parsons because of poop. Poo, and that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve for abandoning your mother. So then, Jen is like, basically basically Jen is gonna be patient number one because Jen is all blocked up for whatever reason. And so Tamara, so then Jen comes over and Shannon's like, so, new girl, I have been seeing an acupuncturist named Dr. Moon

and he's developed something very scary that you're gonna sit on over a toilet. Are you ready to do this? And she's like, what? So, but then before they do that, then they start gossiping about Mexico. So Ron and you're going to go back in. You're really, you're really, are going to do this whole

scene. You're a good friend. Listen, listen, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable on your own podcast. So I will fall on the colonic for you. So we, Tam was like, I pooped seven times a day, bitch. And it's like, I knew tamper is full of shit. Ding, got it. nailed it. So they start talking about the Mexico trip and how weird Heather got in the end, because I think Heather is just so

over these people. And she quit. I mean, she went right, they don't even show this. But in the last episode, we saw Heather so over it that she And she quit. I mean, she went right, they don't even show this, but in the last episode we saw Heather so over it that she was walking around telling the producers, I'm out, I quit, I'm done. I'm done with the show, this is bullshit. And Vicki crying and going, oh my God, this is so toxic. I can't even take it, I would quit if I were you two, Heather. Yeah, immediately, immediately, you should quit.

And so they don't even show that, but I think Heather's so over it. I have a feeling she popped his anhy or something because yeah way back she's like, you know what? Look at this look at max max is in a Halloween content a Halloween costume looking her eyebrows Look at them look. Oh my god. Give me your feet. Oh your feet are so little. What's your name again? Ben? Oh Gosh tiny little bent feet, love feet. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, would like to adjudicate this accusation. I am more than happy to go to a very punitive place with you. So then we get back to Jen and she goes, guess what guys? So I, we get back to the hotel and who do I get a call from? Heather? I said, oh my god, Heather, hi, thank you. Thank you so much for calling me Heather. Thank you

for reaching out. Wow, Heather. And she said, we need to have a conversation. So, she says, I'm gonna go get my soup from my room. So Taylor and I are in my room and we're just sitting there. We're waiting for Heather to come back and Tamra. Can I tell you? She never showed up. Tamra never came back. Tamra wow. I was like wow this is a real hope float some moment. Tamra is like did she text you? She was, that was so rude. I mean, like, but wherever I am on your ranking, I'm worth more than that.

I'm worth more than big stood up for soup. In fact, they're just like, they just sat there waiting for Heather and they just didn't do anything about it. They just were like, wow, she just disappeared. We have to get seep in disappeared. These days, so now that's hilarious. Now Taylor and Jen have something for the season finale

that they can bitch about. So what happened if Heather had just fainted and passed out or gotten hurt and was like, card off to the hospital? Exactly, what if she was kidnapped? What if she was beheaded? What if there are any coreline fans there? You know, who were terrified

that there were people in the core line's mother? Yeah. What if Terry Hatcher was there and wanted to, and was mad at a bone to... So then we get to, while we're all here, which is the Scytlonic. So Shannon puts this, this is like an attached to the toilet kind of thing.

It's a little tube and it attaches like by a clamp to the toilet. And then you reach behind you and shove it up your buttons. I mean, I have to say, with the door open and Jen, have you not given enough to this show in your first season? Why are you putting yourself through this? This is terrible. I have to say, I'm much more comfortable talking about poop than you are, but I have never pooped

in front of my friends like that. Like I've never pooped, door opened with friends they're let alone a camera person. So that's awkward, but basically yeah, it's like there's a good garment bag that you have to like hold up on the door. I guess that has the supply of water and the water rushes in. Yeah, that whole act, and they show a close up of like putting lube on this like very skinny thing.

It's not look comfortable. It's really, it's really, it's really fun. I do not think this was a great promotion, promotional item, especially if there's something about like having to like like aim your ass as it comes down. As opposed to like sticking something in with your hand, I feel like there's much more control, but actually having to like land the plane on it, I don't know, I don't know, Shannon, I wanna support your ventures, but this one was a little rough. Yeah, it was gross.

So it worked, but it worked by the way, it did work. Yeah, I just, look, I, there are're housewives products we've tried. And I have to say, I'm not really going to trust a housewife. I'm not going to do that. I'll take it over to sex toysine. I'll tell you that much though. So just because it's new, it's different, you know, but why can't we get like some, can like someone come up with a video game console?

I really like that, could like, there just be like a Shannon box that just has games that Shannon would play, like driving something upbeat. Okay, so then it comes with a steering wheel. Crazy taxi, she reboots, crazy taxi. So Gina is driving up in a terrible outfit. Crazy crazy taxi she reboots crazy taxi So Gina is driving up in a terrible outfit. She's wearing one of those like see through tops from the 90s

Like we see through sleeves, you know, and then she's wearing really bad silver. It means it's Gina bad silver shoes So Heather comes to know the one who actually thought Lisa Barlow looked great last week on Salt Lake City Oh my god, what a stylish look for her Hmm, and Heather comes in dressed, you know looked great. It allows to be gone. It's like city. Oh my God. What a stylish look for her. And Heather comes in dressed, you know, she can't basically. She's like, hi, I'm Richard. It's really good. Yeah. I look great. So she comes in and Gina's ordering and she's like, oh, I have a coffee and a glass of champs for my friends. Yeah. And so Heather comes in and they both give a tourist like, hi. Yeah, and so Heather comes in and they both give a tourist like hi

Hi You look beautiful. Thanks. You look poor. Thanks So I just want to say you are not even mac and higher. Okay. I'll be sitting here waiting for you to say you're sorry Say that whenever you feel like it So if you would like to open up with a story about how a very famous and influential billionaire has funded your latest venture Please you have the floor. No, okay Well, obviously you're like my bill collectors. You're very unhappy with me. Okay, and I'm upset too And it goes okay, so you called me here. So go ahead. What are you upset?

Well first of all, I really want to let you know I value a friendship. This is like the buzzword of this episode. I value your friendship and I feel like I've always been there for you especially in those times when I haven't texted you back because at those times I was thinking about you and I feel like thinking is actually like being there more for you than actually communicating with you So I've like been there for you Well, that's just very hard to believe at this point the fact that Tamara could sit there and say all of these things and you're so quick to believe Tamara just I'm not quick to believe I choose yes you are okay Santa Claus is real. Okay. Oh my god I know Jesus Christ And she said, you know, she said, I called you losers, which I did not call you losers.

I called you pathetic. I called you sad, but I did not call you losers. Yeah, but you can still understand how if I thought that you called me a loser, that that could hurt my feelings, right? I didn't that. You're doing something she didn't do, but your feelings are still hard. So she still owes you an apology for not doing anything to hurt your feelings, but your feelings are hard to fuck you talking about.

And I love how in the middle of this that champagne arrives for Heather, but Heather didn't since Heather didn't order it. Is she just sort of like surprised? She was, oh, oh, got a really unpowerful. They just know to serve me champagne. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then she refused us to drink it, by the way. She never touches it, because she's like,

I will not take your peace champagne, stupid. This is probably well. So Heather's like, so, okay, well, I wanted to explain to you now, okay? Are you ready for this? And then she whips out her phone, like she's got the biggest piece of evidence. And she plays a clip from,

Hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, it's two Tuddies in a pod. That's my opinion, that. They're podcasts, two T's in a pod. And we hear the clip and Tamer's like, can we not talk about this? Hey, everybody, if we could not talk about this, Tuddy. And Tuddy's like, oh, hi, I'm Teddy.

I want to talk about what Tim and did last night, because it is like, it is all, oh, my God. Oh, my God. What did I do? What did I do? What did you, Teddy? What did I do? And then Shannon's on the episode two.

Oh, my God. What did she do? What did she do? What did she do? And Tim was like, what did she do? What did I do? She would have done anything to do. What did she do? What did she just, and Tim was like, what did he do? She would have done anything to him. Did I do anything to him?

Oh, but your entire cast? Okay, so she goes to me. Like really loudly, she goes to me, she goes, hey, we gotta go, because I don't wanna hang out with these losers and then Tim was like, she starts doing that, Timra Cackel, which I don't think we've heard this season

Wow, it really pierced me it pierced me so Heather's like That's us She's the one that said it. What do you mean that's us? We weren't on that podcast. No, she's talking about us What no Teddy's talking about Tamra. No Tamra's talking about us. I don't understand. Why would your phone talk about us? Oh my god, you really will not believe anything. Wait a minute. Wait, so Tamra was the one who called me a loser? Well, if you're my friend, then you should be telling me these things.

Oh my god. She said it to Teddy. Not, she said, oh my god, you moron. Also, Heather did tell you in Emily and you pretended that you didn't hear her So you could keep Heather in trouble with Emily I'm gonna have a ton of Emily did a tamer was talking shit about you then Emily got it wrong and started accusing Heather of things And you knew that Emily was wrong, but you wanted to keep Heather in trouble. So you didn't correct anybody You you suck you suck You're getting me to have stand up for Heather to proud who is the biggest asshole by the way and trouble so you didn't correct anybody. You, you suck. You suck.

You were getting me to stand up for Heather DuPro. Who is the biggest asshole, by the way? She posted this video that somebody sent us. Thank you, listener. And it's Heather in a freight elevator. She's, look at us. Just like normal people in a freight elevator. Stars, they're just like us.

I mean, Heather is so gross. And into herself and her head is so inflated because of someone that's some her husband's money like I can't with this lady and you're still making me stand up for this person. There you are. To be fair, I thought it was called an Alfredo elevator, not a free elevator, but that's a that's a whole other matter. Um yeah, I mean because Gina is holding, she immediately pivots when she's confronted with facts. She immediately pivots to, in order to keep her narrative the same,

she can't deal with changing her narrative. The fact that she might be wrong. So she pivots to like, oh, well, Heather's wrong for not telling me, but how about all the times that Tamara and anyone literally this entire cast has talked so much about Heather and you didn't go to Heather to say what they were saying So it's just like a total bullshit either way she just wants to be mad at Heather and she wants to come

She I still my theory is still the same Heather called her out earlier in the season and Gina has not been able To reconcile the idea that she might be a bad friend. So she has slowly Turned it away away the other way around. That way she can say that she's been a good friend and Heather's been a bad friend. She can't deal with her own shortcomings. Well, to make it even worse, she's like, camera probably said it, you know, but if she did, it wasn't said with malicious intent. It's like, wow.

What? So you won't give Heather that, but you'll get Heather who's like the only person on this show, literally, who's except Emily, who's been consistently kind to you I mean I don't have with ulterior motives with yeah for ulterior motives, but still you know kindness is kindness You did get a free, you know like Gene jacket out of it or something Hey everybody you've reached the end of part one of the real housewives of Orange County recap Uh part two will be out in just a little bit. Love you guys.

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