Watch What Crappens - #2181 RHOSLC Part Two: Apres Tea

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

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Happy New Year! Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap. We just love to talk about on Ye old Bravo. We are in the middle of our Salt Lake City recap. Part one is already on the feed. So if you're wondering where's part one, go check out the feed. And here we go back into part two of Salt Lake City. Okay, let's go over to Heather. So Heather goes skiing with her kids.

And she's like most parents, it wouldn't even be, most kids, teenagers would not be caught dead hanging out with our parents, but we're just just tight crew. Says the only, yeah, because you're the only one who can drive. They're stuck with you. She's like, hey kids, I'm gonna drop you off

at your friend's house, just kidding, you're going skiing with your mom. How God they're my best friends. They love tagging along with me. She's like, hey kids, I'm gonna drop you off at your friend's house, just kidding. You're going skiing with your mom. Oh God, they're my best friends. They love tagging along with me. They're like, oh, they're older kids though. How many kids, she has three kids, right? Three daughters. Just three kids.

One kids in Santa Barbara. That's school in Santa Barbara. So that's not her oldest kid, the blonde. The blonde. I don't think so, because they're all gotten in the past year, they've got so much older looking. And so now I don't remember who's older and who's younger.

So weird, I just don't pay attention to people's kids. I mean, it's a problem. And I'm like that in real life, too. I just, I never recognized people's kids. Someone came up to me the other day and was like, hi, Ronnie. And I was like, it was just looking at them. They're like, I live in an extorty. I'm like, I don't.

So, like, you pay rent? Congratulations. I don't know who you are. Congratulations. I'm assuming he's one of the neighbor's kids. I mean, I don't fucking know. I was like, get out of here. Unless you're paying for my jack leaf, thanks.

Yeah. So, they're skiing and then they get some, Heather keeps making food comments. I'm not a skier, so I'm not sure what they mean, but she's like, hey girls, you want a pizza this one? Yeah, let's pizza it. Hey girls, don't forget to get some french fries. What is that stuff?

The pizza is when you're skiing, if you put your skis into like a pizza shape, I think that's slice. Yeah, you're a little slower, I believe. I said it says someone who is the terrible skier, and've tried to do a pizza thing and what happens is that my pizza gets too aggressive and I become an ex and then I just fall over. So I assume that's what the pizza does. Well that's the kind of pizza I like. It's actually pizza in front. The fries is straight forward. Fries is straight, fresh, straight forward. Oh really? Because I've never met a straight forward fry. Actually, has anybody, like, is there a straight fry? I've never seen one.

I've seen a crinkle cut. I've seen the soggy McDonald's. I've seen some squishy water burgers. Never straight forward. And I've never been to me. So they're having cocoa now after their big ski scene. And Heather's like, let's test the temperature of the cocoa. Oh my god. It's scalded. I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I scene and Heather's like, let's just the

temperature of the Coco. Oh my God, it's scalding. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get some perfectly safe snow right here from this place where they machine snow over with chemicals. You're not allowed to touch snow in the Mormon church. I don't know if you knew this. So this is a big rebel moment for me.

She cools down their cocoa with snow. They're like, thanks. She's like, girl, thanks for skipping school for this. They're playing hooky to actually go skiing. No wonder why. This is why they're her best friends because she lives in skip school. There's every time I send you to school, I feel anxiety. Like because of all the bullying it's bugging me. It makes me nervous. Do you get anxiety because every day because I get anxiety. I get so much anxiety

when you're like well they're gonna have anxiety because you are projecting your anxiety on to them right now. Well, it's weird to talk about the bullying you're getting on TV and the kids are like, yeah, we don't want to bring attention to it. We're just going to ignore it. And she's like, let's have it be a scene on a national television show. Let's talk about it.

So Annabel, who's the one getting bullied, is like, you know, it's not that big of a deal. I mean, you know, unless someone posts something online or, you know, I'll tell aficion, that kind of sucks. And how they're like, well, when someone's giving a presentation and then one kid turns their chair around, that's not a community of caring. I was like, yeah, I know.

Just, and Heather says that basically, the community's deepened Mormonism and her daughter for already facing a lot of scrutiny when Heather left the church and then the book just made it much worse. Also, has anybody ever referred to their high school as a community of caring? What the fuck kind of school is that? The high school kids, it's a community of caring.

Yeah. Well, maybe she was talking about Mormonism. That Mormonism builds itself as a community of caring, but then the moment someone leaves, the following happens, which is that Georgia God I know that said that she was the seaworth. And I went to a Catholic high school, and that still wasn't a community of caring. I went for my freshman year.

The nicest thing anybody ever said to me at that school was, you know what, you'd be really pretty with tits. So that was kind of a nice thing to say though. It wasn't that. That is kind of a nice thing to say though. It wasn't it wasn't that. I'm saying that is kind of a humble brag. Someone once told I remember in sleepway camp, my friend Rebecca said, Ben, if you're a woman, you would have magnificent legs. And I was like, thank you.

They just had my high school reunion. And I was looking at pictures on Facebook. And I was like, oh my god, how are these people so old? It's amazing. I didn't go. I'm so glad I didn't. Just because I didn't, they'd be so jealous. Okay. You want to talk about a community of caring. They'd be like, how is he so young? Son of a bitch. Yeah, well, that's a community of skin caring. Yeah. I said, have kids and enjoy looking 10 years older right away, you know? Every straight person, every straight friend, not friend, but like so many straight people I know just look 15 years older now. It's crazy. Does the kids do it to you?

Oh, unfortunately I went to the bathroom that night and I was like, oh my god. I'm the same age as those people. Oh no, probably okay. So so I'm the same age as those people. Oh no. Ronnie, you look great. So, um, so, um, I'm gonna be very, very happy to be here. We're going to spiral down into the snow banks of this podcast now. Pizza, Ronnie, pizza, not fries, pizza, slow down, slow down the shame, slow down the shame.

So one month earlier, yeah, so Heather tells Meredith that Georgia got this note. They called it a seaworth. America's whaat? And Heather's like, and then Annabelle got cookies sent to her and the cookies. The cookies called it the seaworth. I'm not laughing about these kids being called a seaworth because you know what? Whoever's doing this go fuck yourself and throw yourself into a ravine. But what I am laughing at is that like it was on a cookie. kids being called to see where, because you know what, whoever's doing this, go fuck yourself and throw yourself into a ravine. But what I am laughing at is that like it was on a cookie. It's so pressy.

It's like so pressy of a bullying, you know? It's still like way kind of bullying than we're used to in non-mormon towns where you just get your ass kicked. You don't get your ass kicked plus the gift of a cookie. That is weird. Hey, so I made you cupcakes, and if you arrange them in a certain way, it calls you to see where, but they're actually really delicious

and some of them have a lovely cherry surprise. Hey, I got you a sweater and filled your car up with gas. You have cup fitness. Like, oh my God. I just got bullied. Anyway, here's the casserole. So Heather is asking her, do you feel safe? She goes, yes, mother, I'm fine.

She's really because you feel like you've got a handle and you can endure it. And she's like, yes, mother, I mean, it's not like I'm getting pushed down. Well, I did get pushed down that one day. But like every day, I'm not getting pushed down every day. She goes, oh my God, then you got pushed down too. Guys, that is physical.

That is physical. And Annabelle's like well I mean look we just joke at them now because I mean it's funny right it's hilarious and George is like yeah you need to realize how bothered they are and like when you've like clearly moved on and how there's like I know you guys think it's funny but I don't think it's funny and I I don't want to send you out there I feel responsible I put a target on your back and then it's like not funny to me. And you should be able to go to school and be 15 and be safe.

They're like, well, mother, maybe you don't have to be on reality TV. Thanks. Also, let me just say, you know, I get the thing of the mother wanting to go stand up for the kids and stuff. My mom did. She went told off a little kid one time. But I feel like we need to really start teaching our children how to bully the kids. Like you only, they only stop when you like do some like, I don't know, put their head on some porn. You know what I mean? Photoshop. Teach your kids Photoshop skills. Teach your kids how to go look up somebody social security number online and ruin their credit. You know what I mean? Like let's teach our kids some valuable skills.

Like don't just let your kids sit there and be sitting ducks. I mean, at the very least teach them something crude, hand them a fucking wine key, show them how to open a bottle of wine and how to stab a tire with it. Yeah, that'll work, I think. I don't know. I don't want them yourself against bullies, okay? Get yourself some knowledge, remember when they're fucking my self-same.

Yeah, bullies, fuck bullies. So, I have, there's like, it's been, I don't like watching my daughter's minimized how they're being treated. It feels very familiar to me. And as an example of how they're minimizing something, we didn't got to last year of her minimizing her black guy. I was like, is this really the best example

of like minimizing being bullied or whatever? Like do we have to go back to the black guy? I feel like we should just like never even talk by the black guy again. Well, it's tricky, isn't it? Because she didn't technically say the black guy. So maybe she wasn't referring to that, but the editors make it seem like she's referring to that

and make it seem like she was saying, I was victimized and I minimized it. Which in the end she said she was drunk or something, right? Or I guess she was drunk. And then, well, oh yeah, she did say she was really wasted and she got injured because she was wasted and then she was really too embarrassed to say that. But that was the example that chose of her minimizing. So Heather wants to break the cycle. Much like Whitney Rose, Heather wants to break the cycle too, because Whitney Rose wants to

break the cycle of not being present for her kids. So Heather is, she's like, am I making it worse by talking about it? I don't want you to ignore me. They're like, yes, mom, please just please stop talking about it. She's like, yeah, when you almost emailed my teacher, that was like, I don't know if I should even tell mom stuff because I don't want that to happen. And she's like, but I hate that you feel that you have to be so strong now

that I don't overreact to things. Like then stop overreacting. My God, these kids are going through enough. Just leave it alone. She's like, are you anxious? Are you anxious? Are you anxious now? Are you anxious now?

Did I make it? Okay, now are you anxious? No, no, no. Okay, mom, I'm finally anxious. You got me there. So, you know, her kids are actually really strong and they have a good shoulder on their heads because they're like,

fuck those kids, they have sad lives. I mean, they don't say fuck because it's this show. Like, freak those kids. So they all hold hands and cry. And Heather's like, where do you guys, you guys are so strong. Where do you think that comes from? And Anna was like, deep, deep drama mother.

Like, well, you know what Meredith Marks would say, jealousy is a disease and they all go, get well soon. Uh, so. And if you ever call me, you leanies and gann, Marks would say jealousy is a disease and they'll go get well soon. And if you ever call me you lazy, it's a game and I won't, that's your establishment. Oh my God. Here again. I'm having an emergency alert.

Oh, it's a test. I'm sorry, everyone. I can't make it stop. I can't make it stop. What is the saying? Who? It was a test. I don't know why do they decide to test right now.

Oh God. You got what? It's decide to test right now. Oh God. It's national. The whole world shut up. This is a test. You go for it. No, I got mine away. I was like, this is a task. Lee emergency marath marks. You have jealousy. The purpose is to maintain and improve alert and warning capabilities and make sure that your jewel rays Intentionally jewel This is a task of the emergency you can leave system in case of a real emergency you can leave I'm sorry to everyone who had to hear that, who had to experience it. Also I didn't realize it was nationwide. I thought it was just like LA doing LA things.

Look how we're bonded. Guys, I hope everybody checked their phone right now. Okay, so let's go over to the power lodge. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I know you're here to stop terrorism, but just just you know, this is my face Lisa Lisa did you find the file? Oh You wanted a file. I thought you wanted a diet coke. Well, I got you a diet coke. Is that good enough? No So they're at this is Lisa's apre no ski and she walks in she's doing like the Lisa the Lisa Barlow Event voice thing she was like it looks how good we do the rest of the florals

Thanks amela Oh my god, it's great. Hi How are you? And she tells us look I work hard and that's why I can afford the things I can afford This part as a bad being strong, successful woman who has... DESS! MUTTERS! Turns out I brought this is a byproduct of working hard, and that... It's called MUNNER!

Okay. Well, not for you, maybe. I'm not for it, but I can solve it. For you. I'm like, why don't you ask that to the people who are working hard, like, double shifts around the country who are still barely getting by.

Yeah. She is out of touch. That's kind of the point, you know, my God. And her drink, so the party is, I pray Vida. I pray Vida. So I don't know what that means if it's not called, I'm gonna look it up.

After Vida. It's like the after show that happens after you drink Vida. Like, if you wanna hear more about an alcohol, I'm gonna look it up. After Vita, it's like the after show that happens after you drink Vita. Like, if you wanna hear more about this alcohol, stay tuned to Appre Vita and we'll talk about it. So Lisa says, I appreciate nice things and that God someone does, or Dolce and Gabana wouldn't have any customers.

I can talk about being out of touch. I mean, that's problematic too. Dolce. Oh my God. Yeah. So then, I guess it's like, you know what, you guys, it looks amazing in here. I'm so excited. You guys, thank you so much for your help. It looks beautiful.

Just work hard or you'll be a retro. Yeah. Keep holding up. It's great. You'll be at Dolce soon, Batch. So, um, uh, meanwhile, I do love how she talks about working hard and she's literally just walking in and everyone's working for her. So Whitney walks in with skis and she's like, you need a shot ski and she's like, I

die, I love it, I don't get it whatsoever, but I love it, I love the idea of it. It's just like a giant stir, it it's like a novelty stirr. What is it? She's like, it's a ski. We shot on it. Like Andy Cohen. I die, love, I love die. I love die. So Angie arrives, Meredith arrives and like a Star Trek outfit.

She's wearing like white white and some cape with a V on like right in the middle. Yeah. And then Heather comes with some of her friends. And Angie comes, Angie is just really dedicated into wearing, she's really dedicated to wearing stupid sunglasses. That's Angie's thing.

She's like, I'm in Greek. And every pair of sunglasses I wear is deba. It's so funny, because I literally wrote down Angie looks like she's in Star Trek. She is dressed like Lavar Burton in Star Trek, the next generation. Her sunglasses are just like a's in Star Trek. She is dressed like Lavar Burton in Star Trek, the next generation. Her sunglasses are just like a band around her eyes. You have the band, I clip.

Yeah, and so I know also what I thought was appropriate. So they're all like arriving in their, you know, escalades and Chevy Tahoe's or whatever and getting out and Monica when she arrives, she steps out into a puddle and I was like, that right there, that's, that's, that's's so like you're the new poor girl on the show Anyone we're gonna we're gonna have you step into a puddle before you go into this party So Angie Meredith passes Angie and she goes

And that really like a funny happy happy voice. And Angie's like, a Greek. And then she just kind of like rose her, starts rolling her eyes at Meredith, but just moves to the side so she can keep like being in the shot rolling her eyes. That's great. And like the big thing for this party is that there's a lot of crepes.

There's like tons of crepes, which is fun because everyone's wearing white, but there's all these like red sauces and chocolate sauces around. And it's like high risk,, high-risk dining here. So Lisa's really trying to push the crape because she paid a lot of money for them. She's like, I don't have a crape, have a crape, I do want a crape, how are you? Want a crape?

You're a crape, don't forget to get your crape guys. Come on crape guys, everyone crape, scrap, scrap, scrap. Emeritus like, look, now I can't avoid amg, you know that's easy to say, grab, grab, grab, grab. Emeritus like, look, now I can't avoid Angie. And it's easy to say, hey, someone you know, even when they do behave like a dog. Perhaps she could be kept on a leash somewhere far away from me. Mm-hmm.

And then it's like a lengthy montage of Meredith calling Angie. Like, oh, no, not merit. Like everyone calling Angie a dog in a different way. I was like, wow, this is, this is harsh. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Watch what crapens and winter is crappening of a funniest recap broadcast. But if you want something more eerie, try the new podcast Go Story about my investigation into a murder suicide in my own family.

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She's like, oh my God, aren't you see the whole vibe? So Angie, who's probably been waiting there for 30 minutes for someone to say this, she's in her coat that she's been waiting to have her moment where she unveils. She's like, oh my God, thank you. I can finally take off this coat and show my full Greek body right now.

So Angie can't even win with her friends because Lisa, and you can tell that Lisa says this over and over because of Angie's reaction. Lisa goes, oh my God, love the outfit. You look like my mom in New York. And Angie goes, yeah, I am like her mom. And also I'm like all of your mom's friends in New York. Am I right?

Am I right, Lisa? Am I right? Is that what you're going to say? She's like, yeah, you know what? And you would never even feel the need to get a nose job if you grew up or I grew up on Jay. And this whole conversation is so bizarre. And Angie's like, yeah, because in Salt Lake City, everyone looks like this gorgeous Whitney right here.

Am I right Whitney? Look at this gorgeous Whitney. Look at her, everybody. Intentional Whitney. Oh, bye. Well, she, I couldn't understand what she was really getting at, because was she saying that like in New York, you don't have to worry about nose jobs,

because no one's beautiful. But in Salt Lake City, everyone looks like Whitney, so you have to have nose jobs to keep up, which is not true, because everyone, I feel like lots of people in New York get that, I mean, go to Long Island, you will see plenty of nose jobs there. Or Manhattan, to be fair.

I don't know what anything in this conversation conversation, but I was offended for Angie. First, Lisa was saying you look like my mom. Like you dress like my mom. Like that's never, I feel like a compliment. Just no offense mom. But I don't think anyone says like, oh my god, you're just like my mom. Like I don't think anybody means that.

Like you have a great sense of style, you know? Yeah. So Lisa gives a toast to everyone. She goes, everyone, let's just have fun. Be who you are, be who you want to be. I love all of you. I'm so glad you're all here. Cheers, cheers, have a crape.

And then Whitney is like, they all have like these little bottles of champagne. It looks like. So Whitney is like, did you want us to pop the bottles and then Angie and Kaki don't remember that she's Greek. She goes, oh, I only drink Uzo Kiki you don't remember that she's Greek she goes oh I only drink Uzo so I don't know how to do this because it's a non- Creek booze

I'll pop the champagne because I'm Greek Opa and Everyone's like oh, so then Monica goes over to the crepe station I'm can I make green please and Lisa cuz aren they cute? Those are Crapes I pay for those. So how are you doing Monica? I'm Monica's like, I'm happy girl is fed. Girl. And Lisa's like, well, I like when you're happy Monica.

Because we don't like that other Monica, right? Like for real though Monica, I was really bummed when you call me materialist. I like that Monica. Yeah, but girl, I had to do like a prickly, okay? Like I had to do a prickly go Well, I'm fine with the prickly, but I don't like where you took it after the prickly So like let's get to a point where you're like because you got to a point where you're like your piece of shot I mean read the room Monica. They're like everyone here is materialistic look around look over there

Milan Valentino great. Oh, that's the pooristic. Look around, look over there. Maline, Valentino, great. Oh, that's the poor person, it's a great. Okay, look beyond them. Don't look at that. Sims over there, oh, sorry, that's Angie. Some Monica goes, oh, guess what? Yeah, girl, Zara, Steve Madden.

She's, I'm that looks good for you. Okay, that's really good for when you step into a puddle. You wanna be wearing Zara for that. You don't wanna be wearing Beaumont. And that works for you, but there's nothing wrong with being materialistic. So, by the way, they're having this fight and they're both holding giant crepes.

They're like holding these plates and the plates with these crepes are swinging you two in front of. And I just love this, like a crepe fight happening. And Monica's like, well, then I'll need your material. Let's take a girl. She's let's not I work hard, Monica. She's I'm they work hard.

Who? These people. What people? The buffet people. What the thing? This guy standing right say something guy. Hi, I'm the buffet guy. I can't hear anything.

I'm not too into hearing that. It's a, I'm the buffet guy. I can't hear anything. That was me. That was me. I'm not too Andy hearing that it's a poor person don't talk to them. Please stop talking to them. No, no I I go in myself and I made myself look like other people and that's actually just me. So it's all me It's all me working hard right now. I'm doing everything at this event I'm so rich that I can afford other people I Can afford clones and wicks that make craps I'm so rich that I can afford other people. I can afford clones and wigs that make grapes. So, what's that? Cause I work hard for that.

So, she's like, yeah, we're not involving poor people in this, so listen, everyone here has money besides you. And Whitney, mostly you and Whitney. Want to go say, I'm not like, they're not all like, oh, I'm getting on a plane with Snoop Dogg. She's, I didn't say I was getting on a plane with Snoop Dogg. You're making that up now. You're making shit up now. You're making it up I love us at that and mark is oh, okay Lisa and Lisa's like Monica That never happened you're lying. You're lying. So she starts to walk away. Okay walk away walk away and she says

Girl, I don't remember how long it was but but I was running to the airport to give Lisa something for Jan and she was like crying about like I could be on a jet with Snoop Dogg right now. And I mean like that's Lisa Natchel crying over private jets with Snoop Dogg. I don't know if that's like, I believe that, but I also don't know if I would like use that again someone, like if someone said,

hey, Ben, you wanna fly in this private jet and Snoop Dogg's be on the plane? It's not like I'm a huge Snoop Dogg fan, but I'm like, yeah, of course. Like what, that's what a story. And then I like, then I miss it. I'm like, damn it. I could have been on a private plane with a Snoop Dogg.

That's cool. Well, Monica's losing the thread in her argument, which I think is gonna make her a good housewife because she can't remember what her argument is. Because her argument started with, all you do is, all you keep saying is you're 60,000, 60,000, 60,000, it's so out of touch to be this complaining about your ring.

Like you're on a glamorous vacation and all you're doing is complaining about money related things. Like there are people that are dying, Cam, you know? I get that, but instead she's turning it into this whole like, oh, yeah, but like, you brag about brands. You're on a show that's built on bragging about brands. You get. Yeah.

And also, you're, you're, so, um, you're very privileged in your own way, acting like, okay, I draw, I only drive a rain drover, I only have one nice purse and I only get to shop at Zara and Steve Madden. Those are still good brands. It's not like, yeah, you know what I mean? You're not flashing your old Navy around Monica. Come on now. I think Monica is a little jealous, to be honest. I think that, yeah, Lisa is tone deaf. Like Lisa is, you know, like, I mean, Lisa is tone deaf and I guess what Monica's saying is that they're bigger issues in this world.

There's like bigger problems and you're going on and on about stuff that's really not that essential. But also I do feel like you're allowed to go on and on about stuff. You're allowed to, like, if you miss out on a plane ride with a celebrity, you're allowed to be like, that sucks. If you lose your $60,000 ring,

I do think you're allowed to say that sucks. That being said, I think Monica, this is like Monica is doing the side thing, but Monica's doing it in a much more entertaining and fun way. And she's also doing it a way where I'm like, but I can also be on Monica's side about this too. So, I don't know. I agree with Monica. Like, shut the fuck side about this too. So, I don't know, I agree with Monica.

Like, shut the fuck up about your ring. Okay, shut up already. We get that your ring is 60 grand. Okay, shut up, you're obnoxious. But to keep it going on, like, oh my God, you man, you're about to snoop down and like you're a judge. And like you're on the wrong show

if you're offended about that. It was good. My thing. Yeah, exactly. So Lisa's like, we've never had that conversation. I'm on a kicker's, I'm on my way back. A snooze dog, it is not money hanging out with you. Oh, okay.

Oh my god. The straight women have healing drag queens. I think this shit is so awkward. Like, we've already had a week, but is that gonna be your whole personality? Is it like all stolen from drag race? Because it's, I'm cringing at this point But also by the way have you seen Snoop Dogg's career over the past 10 years

He will literally hang out with anyone if they pay Like he's he shows up everywhere on everything like it's really like he actually would hang out with Lisa Barlow for sure So Lisa's like you know what trust me if I'm under the hang out with Snoop Dogg I would be hanging out with Snoop Dogg right now Snoop Dogg would be sitting there having a cramp under the feet of sign. Okay. Yeah.

So Lisa goes up to Heather and Angie and she's like, she was, she said, I was getting on a private jet with Snoop Dogg, which by the way, the fact that this is like the correct sort of this argument, like I never was complaining about a private jet with Sno dog. You work complaining about private jeton sleep dogs. There's like, she's saying I wanted to be on a private jeton sleep dog. It's like, really? Monica's like, I just want to eat my

crepe. Like, everything that this is like classic Salt Lake city, like the the union of crepes and sleep dog and private planes all in an argument. I mean, she said I was getting on a private plane. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're making it up. I could have gone on private jets, but you know what? I'd never said Snoop Dogg. I would never say Snoop Dogg. Liza, sure.

You know, Taylor Swift, possibly. Monica's like, but you said I could have gone on a private jet with me. And it had his like, I have a picture with me in a stope. What's wrong with that? And she's like, my point is made. I don't know how to do that. Just own it.

My point is made. I forgot about that. Even had like, Snoop Dogg hung out with Heather. Like, he will have to get with anyone. So Monica's like, yeah, mine's like, why did you own it? Like, you get that, you get so defensive girl. And Meredith's like, so the Meredith's across the party.

She was like, well, they can fight. I don't eat. I don't eat. I don't eat. So then enter Mary, okay. Mary's wearing a quilt. She's wearing like some kind of quilt outfit or whatever. And she just comes in and stands at the door

and looks around and sees this fighting and she's like oh lord have mercy and she goes I walk in I just walk into this arguing it's like and we hear Monica going the only one coaching is you coaching Angie okay no one tells me what to say no one's gonna tell me what you're saying. And Mary is like someone rescue me quick. I think she goes, I'm over dressed, which is her way of saying everyone looks like shit at this party. So then, at least, so then Lisa starts doing the don't be triggered. Don't be triggered. Guess what? Guess what? You're at my party. Okay. Eat this fabulous stuff that I want hard for. Don't be a drag guard. So, and then Angie, like Monica has a plate. I guess there's like a swizzle stick on the cake or like a pirouette. So Angie picks up the pirouette and tries to shove it

in Monica's face. Like, yes, you should be eating the fabulous food, including this pirouette. So that really pisses off Monica. She's like, you need to put this in your mouth and shut that. Monica's like, you know what I say? Are you joking me now, Angie? If you start with me, you're gonna open Pandora's box. You have no idea what the fuck is about to come out of me. She goes, uh, you, uh, bold by the way, bold using a Greek myth against the Angie. She's like, how dare you use my, my country's myth against me. That's my myth to use. And Lisa's like, how dare you use my country's myth against me? That's my myth to use. And Lisa's like, that's rude Monica.

That's really bad. And Monica's like, get your finger on my face. And Lisa's like, I put my finger where I want. Get your finger on my face. Get your finger. So you do the finger in the face. I do the thing and start having fun. And then Lisa's like, you know what?

Monica, stop yelling. You're screaming in my face right now. Just then she's like, talk. She's okay, but you know You're screaming in my face right now. Just then she's like, dog. She's okay, but you know what? Take it down a little bit because I can't hear it. It's like, it's too high for my hearing. I told you I can't hear poor tones. It's a very poor tone.

This is really, just sounds like economy class on a plane with, I don't know, Naked Dog, not Snoop Dogg, RIP. So, all I hear is a spirit airlines floating overhead. It's a bad ass. Okay. All I hear is C-Lo. So then Meredith goes over to me. Mary.

And Mary is like, so am I supposed to be greeted or do I just walk over to you? Like I'm waiting to be greeted, right? Mary has no idea how to even go into a room. Okay, that's what they're giving us with Mary this year. She's like, I mean, is there a hostess here? Oh, I'm mad.

Well, she's confused. I mean, she literally ran a cult, right? Like, so she's used to anytime she walks through a room, everyone probably comes running over to her and they like, they genue a flag, and they welcome her in, but now she's like in a non-cult setting. So she's like, I don't know what to do.

Like, when people don't bow down to me. So Lisa's still going on with Monica. And she's like, you know what? I don't like when someone says you're better than me because it's not true. That I feel like I'm better than them. And it's not true, you know? I just feel like you have this idea of me and it's not me and you should know May

before you got to judge May. Monica's like, okay, lean so that's not my intention. The Whitney comes into it out of nowhere and goes, wait though, but can you honor that that wasn't her intention, even if you felt that that was her intention. It's also that's also the name of one of her new lockets. The honor that that wasn't her intention, even though you felt that way lock it. So she's just gonna say intention over and over so she can sell her stupid chains

that can't chain women down. Yeah, that liberate you, chains that liberate you. So Lisa's like, I believe you, we're fine. And Lisa says, I do want closure on this conversation with Monica, because the bottom line is calling me materialistic as stupid. We have different interests, and my interests are more expensive than yours.

I'm deeper than what you think I am. And Monica's, oh, and can you meet a building? You're a show. And then they hug. And Lisa goes, okay, stop bringing up labor. Oh my God. Rayon, I knew it.

I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud? So it was just a hug and read. Okay, go away. Lisa's like, I'm so glad we crossed this threshold. Literally, like I see your ring threshold brand from Target, very nice on you. So Lisa is, Lisa is like, okay now go get a crepe.

She's like, seriously, I'm paying these non-meas to make some crepes, so you better use them. So then, of course, that Mary's like, I just need to sit down for a second, but there's nowhere to sit. I'm giving this party two stars Two stars. I don't know. There's like literally 19 couches So she's about to get her coat in the pizza. So Heather's like Mary your coat in the pizza. Oh my god So then people start dancing and Angie is they start like kind of dancing in place and write

some light in the middle of this like rented office space. Ediless, yeah. Yeah. And then Lisa's like, come on, let's dance. Let's dance everyone. Give me a beat, Tom. Hey, Tom, give me a beat. So, okay.

And then Angie goes, this is belly dancing music. Opa, opa. This is how we dance in Greece. Like, listen, I appreciate that you're trying to share the Greek culture with us, but like literally not every single thing has to relate to Greek culture. Like just because music plays does not mean like,

and this is how we dance in Greece. So Mary is just kind of watching their personality. And she's sitting, we're watching their personality. She's watching them dance and she's sitting alone. And she goes, yeah, I don't know about Whitney. Whitney, Whitney looks cheap. Whitney looks cheap. And this is, by the way, this is not an interview.

She just is saying it while she's sitting there. Monica's getting another crave. She's like, can I get a review? Hopefully you go. And then there's a lady who just stops Meredith and she goes, you look so beautiful always. Why do you always look so good? And I was like, thank you.

You do too, whoever you are, by now. And then now Monica's sitting with Mary eating a crepe. And Mary's just like disgusted at the crepe. She's like, huh, you keep that away from me. So she's just looking at her like she's nuts and then she keeps looking from her face down to her crepe and up at her face and down to her crepe.

And so Meredith is like, huh, I'm gonna get it. And Mary goes, so you like to eat, huh? Do you like to eat? She goes, yeah, I love food. Just, yeah, because every time I see you, you're eating. She goes, yeah, I love food. Yeah, but I mean, you don't care. But you're eating because, I mean, do you ever eat a vegetable? That was...

And Mark is like, there's your raspberry in that grape. And Mark loves it. And Mark loves it. Just like how the McDonald's seen last year after multiple scenes of eating chips in the lobby by herself. Yeah. So Monica loves us though.

She loves that Mary's just Mary that she just says what's on her mind. And Mary goes, you know, because you're a beautiful girl and you don't smell like hospital. So like don't eat your life away. And so Monica says that she just wants to make Mary like her. Yeah, and then we see clips of three weeks ago. I think it is, it's at that snowball event, right?

I think so. I'm Monica's like, oh my god, Mary, you're so great, Mary. I like, I love you, Mary. And Mary goes, I don't really care though. Yeah. And like, I really, I just really don't, I don't care. Just, yeah, I know. don't, I don't care. Just, yeah, I know.

Just go, yeah. So, yeah, I don't care. I don't care if you love me. So now, yeah, Monica's like, well, you got your nails done. I noticed, yeah, they're good nose pickers. So then Whitney and Lisa go to like the ice luge to get some drinks and they're like cheers and everything. And then Angie and Heather are dancing. Angie and Heather are getting along actually

compared you know considering that they had issues. Angie's like you know you were very smart in school and I don't think I was smart and Heather goes no you weren't smart but you've always been scrappy which is just and my way of trying to come up with some good and good attribute yeah, you're your dumbest rocks But you know, they called me lefty and I thought it's because I shoplifted something This is my left boob was bigger than the other one So then Monica and Mary or Meredith are talking and Monica's like, you're gonna talk to Angie But you know and Meredith is like

Bow What I'm always thinking I know what you're talking about Um, well, what am I going to spend the time? I don't know what you're talking about. Well, girl, if she came up to you and like, would you talk to her? She was like, well, she, you know, she should do whatever resonates with that big dumb head of hers.

I heard she was a big rock of a human in high school. So whatever feels good for her, rock of a human in high school. So whatever feels good for her feels good for me, I guess. I mean, clearly she does whatever she thinks I saw her shoving whip cream in here. Now, I'm a very respectful friend. I'm on it because I think that was fucking wild, dude. And I was like, what the freak is going on cuz she's lashing out So you're only gonna sing one

And the mother was gonna be free. Yeah only I saw I saw respect for this town. So only one f bomb resents Yeah, I have like respect for the mpa a ratings which allow only one fuck Otherwise you become an R rated movie, okay, so I want to keep it PG-13. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial. Whitney tells us, Meredith is relentlessly coming for Angie, and it's clear that she's not going to stop. So who is going to end this?

By the way, she's not coming after Angie. She said, she said, hi to Angie. She's not coming after Angie. She said, she said hi to Angie. She's not coming after Angie at all. She hasn't said anything to her. And on the trip, she didn't say anything to her. Angie started the whole thing over and over again. Whitney, you're the one who escalated it by bringing Angie on the trip. Everything has been escalation by Whitney.

And so now here's Whitney saying who is gonna end this and So therefore she's now gonna go and escalate it even more in the Puppet master ever right she's been trying to do this for years and she's just so bad at it I mean thank God she's so funny, you know because she pulls it off somehow, but she is such a ding dong So she's like let's go to Shotskies come on Meredith so ding dong. So she's like, let's go to Shotskies. Come on Meredith. So they go over and Meredith's like, Marine, you don't want to shout? She's like, gross. No, Meredith's not into it. So Whitney is talking to Monica and she's like, so I told you that Meredith

made a threat about Angie. Remember I did the eye thing? I went, huh, remember the eye. I was like, huh. So I don't really want to talk. I, huh, remember the eye? I was like, huh. So I don't really want to talk. I don't want anything to do with it, but Angie's our friend, I've decided. And she's standing here with all of us. And if this was happening behind my back, I would want someone to tell me.

So let's think about this. Boom. Monica goes, yeah, I wouldn't want to know too. Tss. Well, what do you know? Do you know what the rumor is? And Monica's like, um, do you know what the rumor is? And Whitney's like, no, I've only heard the threat that Meredith gave that Angie should

be warned because Meredith knows stuff about rumors. So I wanted to go, well, everyone's heard it. So to be completely frank with you, people are talking about how her has been fox other men. I was like, Monica just drops the truth bombs. I like out of nowhere, and I was like, okay, what's it gonna be? And I was like, yeah, he's Sean Fox other men,

and they have an arrangement and their marriage is completely fixed. I was like, God, Monica. So we got so late. Before, I mean, obviously Whitney's heard this, right? I mean, if Monica's heard it, everybody, I think everybody has heard it. Because if Monica's heard it, Monica heard it from Jen Shaw.

If Jen Shaw heard it, she was spouting it to everybody last year when Angie pissed her off on that trip. I mean, just knowing how Jen and Whitney and this whole show works, I'm sure Whitney didn't know. She just doesn't want to breathe the wind to bring it up, but she's still the wind bringing it up on camera. And are people this stupid that they're not going to blame Whitney for this? Because this is 100% Whitney again. Yeah, by the way, there's also a very good chance that it was a rumor started by Jen Shaw

just because she was mad at Angie. So Whitney is like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no shows and just gets kind of awkward. Like the bad thing should be that the guy's cheating. Okay. Not that it's with men. I mean, for fuck's sake already, can we stop with this? 2023 people, but she's like disgusted and we get a boom. And Whitney's like, Angie needs to know. I'm literally like, I feel like I'm going to pass out. Well, it's interesting that you said that because then Whitney says like, it's really hard for me and Meredith, she'd be the last fucking person to talk about this. The rumor wasn't enough that Sean has allegedly stepped out on Angie, but now it's questioning

his sexual orientation and it's like, you know, and like as a strong ally in the community and with her connection to GLAD, I expected more from Meredith. So Whitney is actually saying, Meredith is creating gay panic and Meredith should be ashamed for creating gay panic. So she's kind of, what's the script? No, but it is what Whitney is doing.

It's actually doing it. Meredith never said anything gay and she never said any of this stuff on camera. Whitney is the one bringing the stuff on. Right. The nose of Meredith was giving on that Whitney is the one bringing the stuff on. Right. The nose marina was giving on that we talking about. But she's a cute little fucking Whitney.

And Whitney is the one who just had an episode with her friend, Trixie, and all of this and does drag brunch and is pretending she's such a fucking ally. And she's the one doing the gay panic sit on TV. People stop falling for Whitney, stop it. Well, the good thing is I don't think anyone ever falls for Whitney. That's what's like really nice about the show. I think that they do fall for Whitney. Oh, listen, there's a sucker born who falls for every housewives. You know, like everybody picks teams. There's

always someone on the team that you're not on. You know what I mean? Even if you feel like your team is the most logical, there's always someone on that other team. So then Monica's like, okay, well, we got to tell Angie, but first let's do a shot of Vita Tequila. It's like, okay, it's nice little branding there. So then Mary turns around in her seat and calls over to Heather and she goes, hey Heather, what made you wear that necklace? And Heather's like, oh, I love the necklace. You do? Yeah, I think it like really brings out the champagne of the code and it like really adds oh, I love the necklace. You do? Yeah, I think it like really brings out the champagne of the code and like really adds

some flair to the turtle neck and then it goes, you totally missed it on that one. Yeah, you missed it. Missed it, that one didn't work at all. So Angie comes up to Whitney and Monica. She's like, are we having fun? Oh, I am Greek and Whitney's like, my, Angie, you should take this glass.

You are, you are going to need it. Why do I need a glass? You are going to need, it's in the glass. Because what's in it? Is it, is it cure royale? Is this something Greek? I can't think of the treat. Is it from Dionysus?

Is this, is this Ujo from Dionysus? So Angie is like, I found a way to bottle lightning. Wow. I am scared more scared than someone approaching Medusa. So Angie, they get something from the loose and she's like, oh, yeah, girl, this is how you chill a girl. You're a pro with the loose girl. Like, at every last drop girl, it's like milking a cow, I'm so cool and hip girl. Yeah, the way that you are getting that from a loose, it's like you are chilling my drink, but like it's like milking a cow, a Greek cow, because I am Greek. And Whitney is like, take a sip because we have to talk to you.

And so I'm just like, what is it? Your vibes, they are not good vibes. What is wrong with your vibes? And so then they sit down and playing horror music, they're doing the, wheeeee. And Whitney's like, here, you should sit in the middle of us. And Monica's like,

okay, I'm gonna put you up right now. Mm-hmm. Sit in the middle girl. Oh my God, you look so pretty today. And she's like, you guys, like guys, what is happening right now? Your energy, guys, it is off. And Whitney's like, guys like like guys. What is happening right now your energy guys? It is off And when he's like, oh, I'm very uncomfortable

Why are you uncomfortable? Did you sit on Bach Lavas? What is going on? And when he's like well when we're in Palm Springs Meredith said to both Lisa and I that she knew stuff and threatened that you should be careful because she knows should about you Stuff about your marriage and your husband and that's why we're nipping it in the butt. And my cousin... Um, is it butt or is it butt? I don't really know, like it could be butt. I always thought it was butt, but it could be butt.

I think it's butt! And she's like, uh, can we get back to this rumor thing please? And they just keep doing that boom. And then Andy's like, who cares about this guys? Let's seriously, she's spreading rumors about my marriage. And then we get three boom, boom, boom. Monica's like, well, I'm okay. You ready?

The rumors that Sean likes to fuck other men. So then Andy touches her heart very slowly. She's like, are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? So then Angie touches her heart very slowly she goes, oh, are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? She is crazy. I'm sorry, but I've been with my husband for 27 years. We're loyal to each other.

Meredith lives to lie about other people's marriages and the only one that's spreading their legs outside of their marriage is Meredith Ha, Goddard back. I am fed up with this. I'm Greek. And Monica is like, oh my God. And we just, it just cuts to Meredith over the corner talking to someone going,

oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. And then we get that. And Monica's like, yeah, she's saying that his boyfriends need to be quiet because they're out here on the streets of Salt Lake City talking about fucking your husband. You know what I am, Sikov? I am Sikov her and her lies.

People do not talk about me or my family like this. I am going to march over to her in just a moment. You should do it. I'm going to march over to her in just a moment. You should do it. I am going to, you watch me in just one moment, I'm going to march over the, you should do it right now. I will, I am going to. Gee is a sick bitch.

I'm going to do this right now. Okay, watch me storming over. So now Angie storms through the crepe party, pushing crepes out of her way. She's like, get out of my way crepes. I've got something to say. Just, hey Meredith, do you have a second? And then that was it, that was the cliffhanger. So listen, here's my question.

First of all, of course, tasteless. You know, it's not the first time on this show. Meredith was attacked her first season with the you're cheating on your husband thing, right? That was a gen thing. Right. Where a gen was spreading that Meredith incest really relationship was open, which? That was a gen thing where a gen was spreading that Meredith and Seth's relationship was open,

which maybe it was. Like I think I still think we think that that was true, right? Maybe, yeah, I don't know, yeah, sure. I'm sure. I think consensus back then was probably. And then I think what's that happens to you on the show? You think it's okay to do it to other people. Now that said, she didn't.

She didn't do it. I'm too Meredith on this one. I don't think this is- Oh yeah. No, Meredith said like I know stuff about the husband, but that by the way, that's so vague, it really doesn't mean anything. Because like really everyone says that on all the real housewives at some point, like, oh well, you know about the husband.

And I think they, it's like that trick where you say that. And then you don't really know anything about the husband, but you just sort of feel like other people know something. Or maybe man does know because she's friends with Gencha. Also, the gay rumor is such an obvious one because he owns hair salons and he cuts hair. Like that's their thing. That's why it looks like Cher. Yeah.

Right, so it's kind of like the stereotypical thing to say that. I don't know if he's gay. I don't really care if he's gay. I hate that speculation on yet another show of like oh my god. What if someone's homosexual? Oh I hate that. I will say my first question if somebody said your husband is fucking people my first Instinct would be to call my husband. It would not be to be like I'm gonna go yell at this person. My first instinct would be like, who's my husband fucking? Who has proof of this? Do you have anybody who will witness

when I divorce his ass and take everything from him? You know? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what, I don't know in those situations. I don't know, this is sort of an interesting one because yeah, it is very gay, panicky, like usual. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I don't know in those situations. I don't know this is sort of an interesting one because Yeah, it is very gay panicky like usual, but I feel like the crux of it is more just like they're acting like they have a

perfect family But there's actually some infidelities that are happening and he's paying off people But then again, it's an arrangement. So then that's an arrangement then who cares? Because that's their arrangement Maybe they're into it who knows who cares because that's their arrangement. Maybe they're into it. Who knows? Who cares? But she was saying earlier in the episode like me and Sean, you know, they purposely show him going to bed fully clothed alone with the dog in a bright room that she never comes to because she's in bed with the kid. And then they show her saying, well, you know, of course, he would like more intimacy. I'm sure, but I'm just a mom and I don't have time for my husband and he's not getting into me see. So it's interesting how they package this all together but very shady. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Like for some reason this gay panic isn't really hitting me as hard. I don't know why. I'll have to investigate that, look inside, look inside my heart to see what's going on. But either way, I still really appreciate it. I really appreciate it. You're not mad, You're not as mad.

I'm not as, I feel like there've been other shows where it's like been like fervent denials of like, like, oh my god, homosexuality. And this was just more like, hey, there's a rumor that he is, there's a rumor that he's, that like he's gay. And like, or the merit, or merit at the spreading of rumor, yada yada yada. And so to me, I think I'm in a wait and see pad.

I think I need to see more to see how panic it is, maybe. I'm just like, oh, wow, this is a rumor. There's a rumor, you should know about a rumor, and she's upset that there's a rumor. So I'm okay, because right now, for me, it's only at a level of someone reacted to hearing that there's a rumor about their husband. Mm-hmm.

You know, it's not a, it's not a, the gay panic hasn't fully bloomed enough for me, for me to be honest. Well, my main annoyance, I mean, whether there's gay panic or not isn't really my main focus because I'm used to it at housewives. But I think the most annoying thing

is Whitney's gonna get away with this again. This, she's doing it again. And I feel like she's just gonna walk Scott free and Angie's gonna come for Meredith. And I wonder if that is what Meredith heard or if Meredith heard something else, I can't wait to find out. Angie, just listen, Whitney is not that, Whitney's gonna get away from it. Angie just wants Amunition to go after Meredith. That's all she wants. That's the end.

So it's not an issue of like a conic. Because Meredith is way smarter than when the Meredith knows. And Meredith is going to just like bang Whitney on this. She'll be like, you're the one who said it and you're the one who starts things and you will not let you do this all the time. And you're not going to do that and you're trying to start rumors about me when I have a toddler at home And there's a dolphin in a Pacific that got hurt recently and there are bigger things to worry about, you know You know All right, well time will tell we've probably got 97,000 episodes of this left. So we'll see you next week. Hold on

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