Watch What Crappens - #2182 RHOC Part One: Beaching and Moaning

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion!  For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels with Heather (actress to actress), and Gina threatens to quit over Shannon’s careless words.This is part one of a two-part recap.  Keep an eye out for part two on your podcast feed.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And that's all the good stuff. We got like a big old reunion to talk about here, okay? You excited, Ronnie? We sure do. Now when you said you were surprised that it's only two parts, I was too until I watched it. And I was like, not surprised now. Did they take tranquilizers?

What's going on? How do you have a reunion where the most energetic person is Gina? I mean, good God, the woman is literally being held together with twisty ties. Her dress looks like it's being held together by twisty ties in the middle. And she's someone yelling the most and doing the most.

Everyone else is exhausted. Heather's like, I cannot argue with you people. Tamra's like, I don't want to look as crazy. And Shannon looks tranquil. And what's going on? I mean, they're basically on the Mandalorian set, except it's taking place in Orange County. So I think they're just like this 3D IMAX projection

that they have going on of the beach. I think it's just kind of low the tranquility. I mean, you hear like seagulls in the background. Like at one point, Taro went off, she's like, that's my opinion, bitch. And then we hear a, come, come, come, come.

I was like, it's hard not to be relaxed when you hear those sounds around you. Yeah, and they even said at one point, like, oh my God, we're also calm. I guess it's because the oceans behind us, I'm not that way when the oceans behind me either. I'm terrified.

I'm like, this thing's going to swallow me up. I mean, is it only people who have read the Bible who are terrified of the ocean? The ocean's a terrifying fucking place. Also Bravo really failed. I think that the projection should not have been of the ocean. The projection should have been the active demolition of cut fitness. And that would have gotten Tamara really activated just to, she's just like amongst her gym being demolished. How did you know that?

You know that? There wasn't enough in there to even demolish. I mean, take out the equipment and you've basically got an auto zone. I mean, I think some tires on the wall. It was actually pre-demolished. I mean, I think some tires on the wall. It was actually pre demolished. You know, like when jeans are like, pre shrunk or like they're pre ripped or pre acid washed,

like those floors being on even the way they were and just the lack of people in there already sort of felt like a condemned building, you know? I know, you know, speaking of pre washed jeans, I went to the H&M today, which is very rare for me. I'm usually just, I'm not even a person, but I was like,, I went to the H&M today, which is very rare for me. I'm usually just not a new person. But I was like, I'm gonna try this H&M, I'm gonna try these kids clothes.

You wanna talk about pre-ruined things, okay? They are all those clothes fit me, like I've already gained 10 pounds, and my ass crack is sticking out. I'm like, who's waste is this low? Is, are people born youthful now with just lower waste? Does nobody have a foop anymore? Does nobody have a dimple on their ass crack that's hanging out?

How could I be the only one? Well, I'm so glad you brought this up because really, I mean, this show does have the feeling of fast fashion. Right? If any person really represented a sloppy hem, it's Gina, you know, if anyone represented an uneven placate, it's Emily. I mean, look, I just say these things just to just to just a brandish my new knowledge about sewing because tonight is my sewing class. But uh, yeah. So did you see this whole thing with Gina where Gina got mad at Andy, oh, much what happens. I've, because, you know, that

Chevrolet does go too far. And I know that Beth, I don't even want to say that because I know Beth and he's doing your home and he coming. That guy says everybody up and then he just gets rich. Like if she's just heard of reality TV before, by the way, just in case we haven't said it for a while, fuck you, shut up. Like you fucking hippo. No, Ronnie, she is new. She's been on reality TV for 20 years. She doesn't really understand the genre.

She didn't know what she was getting into in year 19. That's a high idea. Had no idea. Propated in no way from literally dragging other women through the mud and the origins of it. Anyway, the point is, she does have a point with the whole, like, and we've been saying this for years. Some of these questions on what what happens are just so fucking rude.

I mean, my least favorite ones are like, wow, look at your new face. Look at your boobs. What song about your new boobs? Are you on a Zampic? You know, his whole thing, that stuff usually makes me crazy, but this one, the question, he had Heather and somebody else on there. And he's like, all right, we have Shady Well. Shady Well asked a question.

They have this little cartoon well. And it's like, whose house of the Real House was of Orange County? This is a question for Heather. Whose house, who could sell their home and make the least amount of money from selling their home? Well, what the fuck kind of question is that, A? And Heather's like, you know, that's kind of mean.

I'm not gonna answer that, shady whale. And so, and he's like, I'm gonna live in a house. I mean, it's not fair when you're comparing a box to a house. Who? Gina. Gina. It's not a fair question.

Now, what if they sold the lunch bag that they live in? I'm not sure about what price our v's are catching these days. So, he's like, yeah, so he asked that and she's like, I'm not gonna answer that. That's kind of mean. And so it's like, well, it's Gina, right? Obviously, she lives in a casita. Doesn't she, like, isn't that her thing? Like she lives in the casita.

And so Gina put that, of course, because Gina, when anybody says anything about Gina, it's like, Oh my God, kick someone when they're down. I'm not that, I'm not that. Which we'll get into later. But I had to agree with her on this one. I mean, how fucking rude. But she goes to Instagram and she's like,

nah, I'm Mr. Cohen. I would just like to point out that I'm one of four people who own their house on our cast. And I'm the youngest of all of those people. And for you to take it to this level, I'm not very happy, Mr. Cohen. I'm not very happy. Okay, Gina, you're very victimized.

Now that said, I agree with Gina, what a city question. But welcome to watch what happens. But did you just realize where you, what show you're on to? Yeah, it's a shitty question. The question's got a lot shudder than that too. It's a shady question, it's a stupid question, The question's got a lot shudder than that too. It's a shady question. It's a stupid question.

And to be outraged about that, I don't know. I just think it's very funny, especially on this episode when they just keep on telling how they're, you need to lighten up. You need to lighten up. Why don't you have a sense of humor that Gina and Emily are the first people to be outraged about literally anything. Like, oh my God, you talked about my doormat. Why would you talk about my doormat?

Like, it's just, I don't even want to hear it from Gina. Gina. So we start off at Culver Studios, where this is being filmed, which made me laugh, because I'm like, it's the first, it's the first reunion filmed from within side, a Dutch baby. It doesn't make you just think of this studio

as being the laziest studio ever. That's why people call it like a studio. Yeah, it's like, I mean, it's a snack. The slogan of Culver studios. I love Chef Kim. I'm surprised the reunion didn't look like a Nickelodeon special, just like spaghetti and Dutch baby falling on their heads as the studio eats it, you know. Well, Gina did dress like slime. Oh, oh. Excuse me, Mr. Karen. I'm actually one of four people who owns this dress on my cast and I'm the youngest one.

So maybe you should think about that before you shame my outfit. I am a mother. I am a mother. On this clothes. They haven't so show media. I'm a children. My children. Okay, by the way, I fully, I was on her side

when she was saying my children, but she just was so funny when she said, like I was like, I'm laughing at you, but I'm on your side, but just know I'm gonna be saying. A children. Well this shows, that's what some furiating about these shows is that

you're right, Gina. Like actually the whole episode, most of the episode, especially the last half, I mean, Gina really had the moral high ground here. She was correct, but still, it's like you're just overplaying it, you know? Yeah, well, you know, you gotta do what you have to do. By the way, I have to, okay, this is going way far ahead,

but I have to say one of the funniest parts of this entire episode was the cliffhanger, where she's like, it's getting to a point, well, I'm not even sure I want to do this show anymore. I'm like, oh God. Oh, okay. No, I wonder, I can't bear to imagine, like I can't even wait a week to find out if this is,

if Gina's really gonna commit to not coming back. Gina, Gina is not gonna quit, okay. My God, this is like me. When we can be a sort of in the year 2023, a lot's changing, Gina will not quit. But it's also like me going up to the Lakers and they like, you guys, I'm really unhappy with these outfits, like these uniforms. I'm not even sure I can play

for you guys anymore. And they're like, yeah, you weren't really on our level in the first place. So it's not a concern. There was a few things that are certain than life. Death, taxes, and Gina's never going to quit this show. Like, I don't want to guarantee that. Okay. Okay. So we're at Culver Studios. Okay. We've got a few. She's a human embodiment of her dress. Sheep, loud, and won't quit. That's what that is. So we're one frame into this episode. We're Culver Studios. Okay. People are arriving.

So we're one frame into this episode. We call our studios. Okay, people are arriving. Um, Jen's excited. By the way, so we see glimpses of the set. It's literally the set from soap dish. And so, which is funny because the, um, the soap within the soap on soap dish is called the Gunna Beach. So it really could not be more appropriate.

No, no. Oh, no, I'm sorry. No, the actual soap is called the Sons of Sets. But, no, I'm sorry. No, the actual soap is called the sun. The sun also sets. But they refer to, I'm sorry, you're right. They refer to another soap called Lincoln and Lincoln and Beach. That's beating them.

I mean, come on guys, they're calling I'll show the sun also sucks. I take offense to that. What about the children? I apologize. Children. Children. The point is, if you haven't seen soap dish, this is your weekly reminder that you should

watch soap dish. Okay. So Heather shows up wearing a shirt that says, peace and love, peace and love and being much wealthier than everyone around you. And then Tamerson and Mash is, I'm Jason. I'm Jason Batch. It's just all the backstage like getting ready for the reunion stuff that we're seeing. Yeah. And you know, little clips of what's what's to come. And then we just see Shannon stumble out of her trailer. The door swings open. And Shannon

comes out looking like the house equipped. I mean, let's just say if she's bright yellow, she looks like she was, she looks like she was a car and Mario Kart that ran through a chain link fence that was bright yellow. She looks insane. I don't know. I don't really know what to say. She looks kind of out of it and she's like stumbling her hair and extensions are insane. She explains why she was brought to the stage by a little cloud and a fishing bull. Well, I guess I drove off the course. So he can't just throw the band on her face. Well, I did not appreciate it.

Oh, what? I have to say everyone understands what really happened in that video. There was a banana on a street a new porch Wow So Yeah, she is giving you know for a season where so much seems to center around the terms enough I guess she really was kind of giving a big bird kind of like drag big bird maybe like Big birds like too dirty like big birds weathered she has more of like drag big bird maybe. Like, so big birds like too dirty, like big birds weathered.

She has more of a Tweety bird. I would, I would give her the Tweety bird. It's just, I think everybody look crazy because on this show they're like bright jewel tones. Everybody needs to wear bright, bright, bright, it's a California bright jewel tones. And then they do. And then Heather comes out dressed in all black,

which is amazing because it's also against the rules. Isn that against the rules when they aren't county reunion because that wasn't Shannon saying like I can never wear black They won't let me wear black and everything I know I can't wear a full length gown I can't wear what I really want to wear as a hoop dress that just takes up the host of that but they wouldn't have that I was trying to wear a dress made completely out of Shen Enemas, but I said no. I'm going to Tweety Bird Dress. Tweety Bird, who has been a fenced in, can't fence me in. But you know what, Tweety Bird needs a citalonic. So they sit down on this on the sound stage, but the screen has been turned on yet. So it's just dark and they're all confused. They're all

like very, they feel uneasy. Timer's like, oh, we're back. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. She's like thrashing around like Linda Blair and the extra-sists, and Andy is like, I wanna take you guys somewhere, okay? What do you say?

Eh, we hit the beach, and they turn on the lights, and it's just like ocean all around. Yeah, it is weird. It's one of those virtual reality type things. I mean, now I watch all the science fiction shows. So it was kind of like that, except it's like when the Westworld people turn against the humans. Yeah, they're all, they're all coming to life and you should all be terrified. So this is like like over the weekend, the big talk on social media was the opening of the Las Vegas sphere of this, like did you see that? You have the Las Vegas sphere,

and this is like the Culver studios pebble. This is like its version, Bravo's version of the Vegas sphere. Well, I think it's funny because this is also how they film Star Wars, right? Yeah. This is how they do all the Star Wars shows. Yep. What's his buns from Swingers? I'm so distressed, John Favreau. Yeah.

Came up with this new way of shooting everything that's like this. It's like a big room. It's like a big dome with screens. And they put everything on the screen and those are the sets. It's crazy. You know what? I actually just wanted to call for studios, guys. I actually was like the first time,

I actually just recently watched Amanda Lauren, and I was so, my favorite part of it was when someone saw Baby Yoda and said, but my children, my children. Baby Yoda. Did I catch me and the live ads? Shhh. Baby Yoda is almost on social media.

Baby Yoda is like, good job. They're like, wow, baby, what are baby Yoda's first words? It's gonna be good to job. Get a job. Baby Yoda is not the direction we were expecting. He took his sorting hat gave him a gumbel, so it was strange.

The sorting hat. So the sorting hat, the house, the sorting hat put you in is, get a job, human mother would be ashamed of you, see she grow up. So the lights come up and we're at the beach. We see the ocean and Gina's like, oh my god, this is where we live. And Andy's like, no, that's a set of bruises and the hold on. We just,

the first Gina lives, all right, click. Okay, that's a set of bruise and the whole lot. And we just, the first geno lives, all right. Click, okay, it's a beach. Here we are. Can we get some footage of the bed from Charlie and then chocolate factory? Okay, Gina, does this make you feel more at home? Can we get the interior of a Popeye's chicken? Okay, just for this geno segment.

Okay. Does anyone have a nanny cam in a, just for the Gina segment. Is anyone having any cam in a shoebox at the moment? Can we just plug into that? Popeyes chicken coming up a lot this week. Okay, well, welcome. It's the season 17 reunion. I'm Andrew Cohen and this is a first. We are basing this reunion at a beach. I feel very immersed. Guys, I'm Andrew Cohen and this is a first we are basing this reunion at a beach. I feel very immersed guys I'm a man's the a beach love it no balls

All right, let's take a look at the beach. What do we have there? There's Lynn Curtin selling some cups on a cotton table Lynn you can't lead a show game when every cup has a show under it. You're gonna lose money Hey Lot lots of you sir eggs if you look closely there Shane Keeho yelling at his mom Welcome to the boardwalk where every single one of us has a caricature face. So Tam is like, I'm a little distracted. That's like bird's flag back. And there are some birds flying by in fact. And so Andy's like, Tamra, welcome back to your first reunion in three years.

How did it feel to be unpause? And she's like, if that's great, Andy, I was like, I let it nervous to come back. That's why I drank a lot. Nothing's my fault. I'm like, okay, yes. Sam is gonna do the whole drinking. Excuse right out the gate.

Oh yeah. Emily, you look beautiful. And you look beautiful before. How much weight have you lost? Emily, wow. How many weight? I'm gonna ask each of your boobs separately? And she's like, oh, my boobs look like 40 pounds and there.

Great, great. And I'm not saying you look better because you lost the weight, but I'm just saying you look, you look equally as beautiful, but a little bit more equally than you did before. So that's why you didn't know you look the same in any way you are. I would say the same thing to you as I'm gonna say right now 80 pounds bigger, 80 pounds smaller.

Your dress is cheap and terrible. Okay. Hey, can we replace this image of the beach with a kitchen? Okay, check out this nice empty kitchen. Emily's remind you of growing up. Okay, back to the beach. So then Heather, he's like, you're in black tonight at a beach. And she's like, is it apropos or is it punitive Andy? I would like to adjudicate this situation with the black on the beach. Above that, she actually brought in punitive. She did. I died. I was really happy. I was actually happy it's for you. So then Andy was like, he's like,

Hi, Gita, you are officially a real estate agent. Congratulations. Have you gotten a listing in the penny saver yet? Hmm. He's like, oh my god, Andy, I've got two houses in S-crow. Okay, now do you remember what S-Crow is? Yeah, it's when Kroes lands on your house. It's a gay Crow, Andy.

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She's got a crazy dress on. Wow, congratulations on dressing like columns with curtains. What's great? Corms with curtains. And last but certainly not, Leis, please welcome an egg yolk with extensions, Shannon Storms Bedore. Shannon, how many pounds of hair would you say are on top of your head right now

And are you mad at them? Well, I'm in a bowl. And he might be So and he's like, okay this year we saw the return of our favorite possible on the dumpster guarding her trash This year we saw the return of our favorite possemonidumster guarding her trash. She was burning rubber in the beginning of the season, but throughout the season she burnt through a lot of her friendship. It's Tamara. Tamara, let's watch your incredibly thirsty clip scene. Yes. And by the way, so we we saw like the uncensored version, the peacock version, and this is my first time seeing it. And wow, Tamra, hearing Tamra cursing without the bleeps is really intense.

I was like, I was, I was, in fact, clutching my pearls during this, because a lot of people said, yeah, I was, they're really, I was like, wow, what a trash mouth. And that's coming from me, I'm a garbage human being. And even I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, your friendship with Shannon came very far this season. Where are you two right now?

We're setting out the catch on the, no, not literally. I can see you, you dumb boss. And I'm saying, where emotionally are you guys at? I can tell you, you come fired. Ernie, that's right. Ernie, yeah, still comes real fired. Yeah. Hey, let's put up a camera of the local skate park.

There's your mom's boyfriend. Oh, he just fell on his face. Okay, well, we'll check in. Hopefully he gets some help. Amazingly, he's still holding a stray of Costco gelatinous chicken samples. Who's the gelatin guy? He's still holding a stray of Costco gelatinous chicken samples Looks like he used a Kirkland brand olive oil jug as escape board will ask your problem right there So he asked if Shannon still is self-centered and tamer's like No, she's text me that's a tandy talk instead. instead of just calling me in crime on time.

It's really funny. And yeah, I feel like we are back. We're two, you know, I feel like we're back as sisters. And I feel like, for sure, if I have any hardships in perhaps the next 10 days, she will not weaponize them. It gets me on future seasons. I'm really looking forward to this friendship.

Well, Lou from Fuss is Emily. Why would you even want to have a relationship with Damra? She calls you horrible things like an angry girl in the press. One of the worst criticisms we've ever heard her all done this show, angry girl. Wow, what do you think about that Emily? Well, my main goal is that we're friends and so like she never knew who I was. So I thought it was important that we really have a clean slate, even though we did actually

share the space for two years on the show. You know, it's all good. I'm seeing who you were. She knew you through your mutual Bunko gay, bad wig, whatever his name is. And then after she had a falling out with Bad wig, you stayed friends with Bad wig. And then, I mean, I remember all this, she knows who you are.

It's not like she just didn't know who you are. She knows who you are, she just didn't like you. Yeah, it was a weird allowance that I only was giving, so Thomas is, in my defense, it was really difficult watching the show, being on it, and hearing all the talk about me. It was a huge transition to me just being on a dumpster and no one even watching.

So wasn't Emily on a season with Tamer or was Tamer already on? Yeah, they were on at least one season, if not two together. Yeah, I thought so. So then, Gina, they're really playing teams on this show, which they do on every show. But Gina is just going to say anything to Heather and Emily. She's going to stick up for them no matter what. So even when she's not and Emily does it for her as well. But anytime it comes, Gina's like, oh my god, I understood, you know, because like, Tamara, it's like a big rug to be pulled out, but like, put Emily in my ring every money.

Am I right? It's like, okay, so are these like, Heather, stick up from your ass. Does, how does it feel being in a friendship with Tamara when she came back and turned everyone against you? This is pretty funny, eight Tamara, five. I just want to beat. Coming into today, I think there's a case

for feeling a little vindicated. And guess what? I don't feel that way. Instead I feel incredibly wealthy. And it feels great. But I suppose I feel sad too. Well, I feel sad too. I think I'm going to turn everybody against you.

Say, what are you thinking about? How the hell am I going to move my head really fast and put my lips a little bit Timra okay, guess what you're gonna get the claw hands. They're gonna come directly at you There wasn't one episode where you did not say something unkind about me not one Well, I did come into this season not me to know where I stand right here because here We are your co-hosts your show one of you two, which I know wasn't you. That's why I added in the co-hosts What did you do for Wentes? There's no place to turn around this show anymore and had his like no, I meant parking space Fired so

Yeah, it's just you know, it just feels like such a waste to put your small car in my Bentley spot. I mean, just there's just so much, we could just use that maximize that's made so much better. And it was not me that said that you made a comment somewhere that I'd called Andy to tell him this, and I want to assure you that I'm just a tiny, well-established actress,

cog in the Andy Cohen machine and nothing more. If I have five minutes with him, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about how much more rich I am than Andy, even though he basically runs a network. You know, I mean, that's, that's real right there, which is the name of the pilot that I'm auditioning for tomorrow. That's real. Isn't that something real for real? Well, just steal that one right away from me. And he's like, actually, she actually has never brought you up. Instead, she just said something about how can you get me onto a reboot of the mentalist and I was like I can't even help you I don't

know that was in the works. Well you know I'm crying now I'm crying now because I'm telling everybody's gonna be coming for me because I'm the obvious liar of this time season. So look at me everybody I'm crying right there at the feelings. Good girl, good girl. Wait a little bit, see you going the background. Yeah. So end is like, well, new housewife Jen came to us with five kids, successful yoga studio,

and next husband, a controversial boyfriend, a lot of bad hearty laundry to do, and the strange, shoal thing on our shoulders today. Oh, and a good friend named Tamara, but that friendship got so messy that even a flying napkin couldn't clean it up because he knows napkin moment. Well, after watching that entire boring segment,

I have to say, Jen, this is one thing that Gina will never say, even after she moves into a new house, that's a lot to unpack. Well, I do buy Ragouan bulk, so in some ways it's true. I just want to say, it is so admirable that you foster children. That is amazing. Personally, I would just rather fill lots and lots of different, you know.

I just want to say, I love that you would do it. And I just want to say to the good people of foster farms, I have just purchased your company with the money We just have things to buy we bought a chicken company everyone So stupid So I don't know a lot of times to craft gems, okay? So he's like so why does fostering children give to you? The purchasing them doesn't. I'm sorry, let's cut that part out.

Cut that part out. So it's really great because thank you so much for that question Andy. Thank you. Fostering children is something, like it's released, something that's fulfilled me because, you know, will work nonstop And I felt alone in my marriage

So I thought why don't I just bring in a bunch of children and they could be my emotional crutches And Tamer's like Yes, Samar that's kind of what I just said so thank you for putting it in a much more offensive way and Gina's like I just want to say one thing Jen did not just joy have family, all right? And I want to say that because I had the same situation in my life. And you know, it's not being that you just shifted the focus of your marriage. I was like, okay, what are you talking about, Gina? Okay. Well, yeah, because a lot of people don't realize I was a foster parent,

a middle not of children, but of, you know, gatherscience, but still. One time I fostered a fireplace, but it was in the middle of a room. It was in the middle of three rooms as a column. So I just want to say, you know, that ended up not working out. And I sent it back to the fireplace or a vintage butt style. I once fostered a poster that said Paris and had a picture of the Eiffel Tower on it. So thanks, Gina, for piping in.

So Andy's like, well, Ryan was invited here. Why wouldn't Ryan come? I don't get it. And Jim's like, well, thank you for that. Andy, first of all, thank you for the invitation. Ryan loves being invited places. He did want me to send you a picture of his scrotum. OK, so all the most.

Andy, thank you so much. Thank you so much. It's funny because I had a conversation with Ryan and I said, will you come to the reunion reunion and he said, I don't know. That's going to be about eight hours or so that you're going to be on TV away from your phone, not at home and I'm not able to check on me. And I said, yes, he said, unfortunately, I won't be able to make it to the reunion. So I don't know why he didn't want to come on my way out.

He said, enjoy your break. So that was fine. I'm sure I'm sure he's doing okay. Yeah, he said he's gonna spend eight hours at home, but don't call him because he doesn't want me to be distracted away from reunion activities. So, you know, basically he just he doesn't want to get in a fight with Tamra because then he's going to look like an asshole for talking to a woman like that. And you know, it's really just a no-win situation for him, Andy. And Tamra's like, yeah, that's wise. That's wise.

So then Emma's like, by the way, I look like, well, Andy asked if there's a proposal that's going to be coming. And Emma's like, yeah, by the way, did you feel like he was ring-shopping for the show? And she's like, no, no, no, we've talked about marriage a lot. You know, he's ready. He's waiting on me. That was like a totally sincere ring moment. And he's like, yeah, and the good news is he loves married women.

I'm just kidding. Just kidding. If he wants to take a big my way though, tell him, you know, I can take a look at it. You know, see what he thinks. See, see if it's going to land well. No problem. Free service. I think it's also pretty amusing that Emily would ask that question.

I mean, Shane had a terrible first year and got blasted all over the internet and then came back and they did like a fake renewing their vows thing. So that Shane could, or like taking pictures for their next, whatever they were doing. Like we're gonna recreate the wedding photos. So Shane could get some good points on TV.

So just a nice interesting hypocrisy question there coming from Council. Surely currently practicing Council, Emily. Yeah. So Jen's like, well, I know my timeline doesn't make sense. And I know you guys think I was having sex and cars and doing all kinds of slutty things, but I wasn't. I know you said anything about sex and cars. So listen, I got a fast things, but I wasn't thinking of you. I know you're saying anything about sex and cars, so. Listen, I got a fast car, and I wasn't having sex in it, though. So Andy is like,

well, who here thinks it was a physical affair and not an emotional affair? So Tim was like, well, we went to Cabo, and we ran, and he likes that as well, and I was like, Jen wasn't there, of course, because she was bowling herself in a car and told me like, like, Jen wasn't there, of course, because she was following me on the self in a car

and told me like, oh, he's having a fair with Jen. And we were like, oh my God, like we know will. Like this is crazy bitch. We know will. And so, Gina's like, oh, but are you will's friend? Or are you Jen's friend? And Jen's like, yeah. And when did it turn into a take down?

Well, when did you decide to do that, Timer? I'm very angry today. I'm Jen. I'm Jen with gumption, Timer. Can you see it in my eyes? You better answer me. And Timer was like, when I found out that it cheated on you.

And Jen was like, but wait, did it cheat? Or you want to breed? It was a break. It was a break. He had actually just requested a kickcat in fact. So then we see like a crazy split screen where it's like Gen 1's like like three people on the other. It's all like scattered. Not scared. It's all divided up. And Emily's like, but doesn't it worry that he's love for someone so quickly? And he's like, I didn't love

it. Who would? Who would love that? And the hell goes, why is she being attacked for all this? This is like making fun of someone because of the length of their IMDB. This is an outrage. And Tamra said, Because that's my baby for you. And Jen's like, it's none of your business, Tamra. And Tamra said, yeah, you're Quebec.

But that's still care. And Jen said, yeah. And you know what? It was none of your business to bring me on to your friend, then. Why would you do that? It's like, I did not beat you know what it was men of your business to bring me on to your friend Then why would you do that? I did not beat you my friends Yeah, so then this all changes because now Timmer's Timmer's like she's like I was barely even

Speenged you I didn't even know you were I let's have my chance you actually had a yo who's to do the head walls So then Jen is like puppy were close. I. I mean, we were, while we were close, we weren't close, we weren't friends, we were friends. Like, tell me what it was for your tamer, tell me. And then tamer goes, well, why don't you say it?

Cause you're talking about it, you know that, that. It's like tamer, what is tamer even saying in this reunion? Like does she ever make sense? Like she's so slippery. She's one minute, she's saying, oh, we weren't even close. I barely do.

She goes, oh, really? Well, where are we close? You're not. oh, we weren't even close. I barely did. She was, oh, really? Well, were we close or not? Well, why don't you tell me? You're the one thing you weren't close. What the hell? So, Jen's like, but I was your fucking friend. That's what I'm saying. You're a piece of shit. I'm sorry. That was Andy. Thank you so much for that. Thank you so much for hearing me out there. I need to be able to say that. And Tamara, you know what, thank you for letting me say fuck you. And I mean, thank you so much. So then Tamara goes, fuck off, you piece of shit, you cheater bitch.

And then Jen is like, Jen is like, you're a fucking cheater too. I was like, oh Jen, good for you. And Tamara goes, oh, am I? Am I? And Jen is like, welcome to the club, Tamara. And Tamara's like, I've been with my husband for 13 years.

What about cheating, bitch? And she said, well, when you met Eddie, would you were with Simon? She said, I live my husband. So I did. Yeah, well, after you were cheating on him with one of his friends, that worked in his works for him. So I take that. Yeah, but you know, I don't even care to cheat it.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm a shot. I'm saying, yeah, bring me that one. I don't even care to shoot Cheetah and I'm like, I'm gonna be shot. I'm gonna be shot, that's what I'm gonna be. Well, then stop calling me Cheetah. Stop calling me, I'm sorry, she was, well then stop calling me, she was just like, think what's her saying that I'm gonna fucking Cheetah and she's, she's never, then stop calling me names.

And Jen says, I said you're a shitty friend and you are. It's not a name, I'm just a description. Oh, yeah, but you have to. Yes, she's a person. Wow, Timber really can't help herself. Like, she's really trying to come in here being like, I'm gonna cry. And then she's like,

You're doing city business. So, Andy's like, well, the perception is, is that she came on this show and you immediately went for her. And she's like, oh, yeah, but Emily and China were the ones who talked to her first. Yeah, with information that you gave them. Yeah. How does she get off with all of this? Nobody says the thing to her.

So then she's like, I didn't even know that Ryan was cheating at the time, which is clearly a lie. And she's like, and I saw these text messages a year into your relationship. And he was cheating. And you're in a concert in San Diego and he was texting this other girl to get his bed naked. And she whips out pages of printed out text, which is so gross.

Cause it's not to her. It's to some other lady, Heather, a meme lady. So she pulls out. Now all of this Tamer's gross, yes. Tamer's also right. She's also completely correct and Jen should not be with this fucking guy. It's so clear. Yes, and he's like, have you seen these messages? And Jen's like, yes, of course I saw them when we're going to the Papa Roach concert.

And Jen is like, you know, I communicated with the girl, which I'm like, what does that mean though? So then Tamara has the printouts and she's like, well, I was going to a country concert, you know, hooting the blowfish cover band. And you know, cause we go to a ton of concerts, cause they were like, do you remember which concerts? Cause it's hard to say, you know,

could have been Blues Traveler, could have been Greens visitor, I don't know. And he's like, well, I'm reading it. Looking for that dick pic, I guess that didn't get printed out, okay? But he's flirting with his person. He says, if I wasn't driving home from San Diego, I'd make you meet me at the house naked. Wow, also, isn't that against a lot of texts and to sex and drive at the same time? This guy has a lot of balls. And Gina's like, wait a minute.

So you were with him when he got this text from this girl and Jenna's like, yeah, but like, the point is he only stepped with her one time. No, the point is he said it was why you were on a break and he's still texting that he wants this girl in his bed naked if he wasn't with you right now. Come on, Jen. Have some fucking self respect.

Jesus Christ. And Tim was like, yeah, they were texting for three months. And he even said at one point, I do in a committed relationship. No, she asked if he's committed. And he said, yeah, and then you find a picture of her that she sent him. And I said, oh, yeah, I saw the pic. And I was like, Ryan puts this picture and he goes, you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to get around the phone right now. I mean, I just don't know what she's, he was basically wanting to call the whole, um,

the customer service, which I really respect to Danny. Because you know, if somebody is messing with my man, I really am glad that he can take it by the horns and escalate it up the service chain. I have to say seeing Kenny Chasney and knowing that my man was in the gut sector someone else it actually made me feel really excited made me excited that I was with such a such a fabulous fashionable man. This is so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed for her because I like her and she does seem really sweet and this is just so clearly clearly bad. And especially having it all laid out and all the truth and they were at a concert while he's texting this up. Yeah, it's so bad.

So and it's like, he's like, well, I'm curious, Shannon, your POV on your bestie's hammer's interactions with Jan, all season long, relating to Ryan. So Shannon's like, well, you know, in Kang HoKoon, I was sitting right next to Tamra and I was saying, stop. This is too much. This is too much. So then finally she put the mail down and then I said, and also, stop talking about Ryan. But thank you for, thank you for giving me that mail. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, but that's actually where the poor partisan did not know I sit on it and Chana cuz I absolutely did not say and I was like you did China Always standing right there. I heard you you got acting like you're the hero

Oh, you're the only one nice to Jen Well, you wanted to dig and you were like who's so juicy? We got to get it on camp first of all no We got to get it on camp. First of all, no, Janet doesn't even talk like that. And why are you so worked up, Emily, about every little thing? None of this has anything to fucking do with you.

Exactly. So, yeah, I'm just like, I did not say that. And she was like, yes, you did. And Andy was like, okay, well, we're not going to solve it. I'm already bored. Let's move on. So, Sha, that's what Andy does when he doesn't care anymore. We're not going to solve it.

We're not going to solve it. Okay, well. Well again, Jen you can believe what you want I have been showing you lean on a good day in solvent. All right, just need to get within there. Please carry on Insolve it mysteries so Jen you can believe whatever you want I have only shown that I have supported you, and it'll hold on. I just consulted the multiverse at a different parallel universe in everything everywhere all at the door. I just got you off of a DUI charge, so you're welcome. I'm dreaming of... Oh yeah? Well, with Shanna's track record, you up, stop trying them, stop trying them. But do you say screw, Gina?

She says, I don't have a track record of trying to screw people, Gina. That's you. By the way, suddenly it's okay to talk about track records. So then Emily is like, she's like, can I ask the dick pic story? Can I ask about this? Okay. Jenkins, 100%. Thank you so much. It's not something I can sign up for or it's just kind of a lock of the draw kind of with there. So, um, Jen's like, have a question. What, what, like, why does Timber have it? And Tim was like, well, I was with Heather and me and when she got it.

And Jen goes, and did you screen grab it? Yeah, sure did. And Jen's like, well, that's really fucked up. I'm so, thank you so much for being so fucked up, but that was fucked up. And if Heather's husband accidentally sent that to me and I have the Debrot I should say, then she's the first person I call and it's off my phone.

But that's also because I don't think I want Terry Debrot's penis on my phone. That's all other issue, but you get what I'm saying. And Tam is like, oh, okay, okay. But also, isn't that considered revenge porn? I mean, if Heather or me gets a dick pick off somebody and then screenshots and starts sending it around, I mean, wouldn't that be like punishable under revenge porn laws?

I think so. The sad part about with this show is that you would have to say again, is that already happened on the show or the FBI got involved because Tamara accidentally sends Vicki's boobs to like a minor. You're white. I didn't know what that action is. Who was it to that she sent? Oh, it's like a daughter.

I don't remember. Oh my God. That's God you've got a a daughter. I don't remember. Oh my God. That's God. You've got a good memory. I forgot about that. So, so Tamara was like, you know what? When she opened it at the rest of our, we were like, holy fuck, it's a lip dick. A lip dick mess. That's my lip dick mess. Yeah, with Isaac. I have another Mac and we do. Please, I should the waiter. Well, thank you. I think it's that it was funny because we were actually at the country that famous country bands concert Lem biscuit

So that that's it. Thank you, Tamara. Thank you for making that one make sense Thank you so much. We were we had just arrived at the rap and duke concert and he was just about to sing to hard to hard and then all of a sudden Ranzak oh my god. I made the biggest mistake I sent a my dick picture to rap and duke by accident so pic to to rap and do by accident. So um Jen's like well we were going on a date night that night and we were getting in the shower and Tim was like wait a minute I thought you said you were on a pain. And then we see a clip of Jim being like well we were on a plane. And then we got back and Emily's like yeah that was a

completely different story than when you were on Instagram and you said you told the dick pic story on Instagram. Well, thank you so much for correcting me. I think what I meant to say was I was eating a date on a plane going to a date. So that's probably where all the confusion came from, but I was eating plain yogurt. So there's a lot of dates and planes, you know. Yeah, but all I was saying was why he sent it to me, you know, maybe I was thinking that on a date. I don't know. In time, I was like, Kiss and stick pics on Snapchat at 47 years old anyway. And I was like, there are a lot of things that people might ask

about why does Tamer do this at her age. But, you know, but I think like a lot of people, it's not why you use Snapchat, Snapchat because that stuff goes away. But I don't know. There's a lot of old senators who seem to get a lot that stuff goes away. But I don't know. There's a lot of old senators. You seem to get a lot of dick pick issues.

We be out from time to time. So yeah, so she's like, that was a personal moment for me. And it's like no one's business. So Heather's like, you know what? This is not fair. Who cares? How much longer do we have to listen to the poor's fight? And Emily's like, I don't,

I don't think he's good enough for you there. I'll just go ahead and say it. I respect you too much, John. And Jenkins, okay, can I give you an analogy, Emily, that I was thinking of saying to you while I was on the plane shower and bed? Okay, listen, you're just so smart. I just love your marriage. And I just love how you love Shane. And I love just how Shane is just so just so grumpy me you know and I love how he just grumply sits in yards and gives dirty look. Oh actually those are garden gnomes. Well okay but still I admire you and if I came up to you and I said Emily, Shane's piece of shit garden gnome and you're so much better than him. Wouldn't that be shitty? Wouldn't that be shitty? Well, yeah, but if you said that after Shane was cheating on you

on Emily multiple times, I think you would have had more solid ground to stand on. This doesn't work. Well, I actually thought Jen had a good point, which is kind of like, you know what? Like, yeah, like your husband's not great either, but you know what though, you've chosen him. And my guy, look, you chose Rumpelstil skin. I chose a water buffalo. And let's just live our lives. Uh, we all care, but you know what,

I just like, if you're gonna compare Shane to Ryan, you wanna open the door to that? So now Emily's gonna get Of the super offended by that Emily none of this is even about you still you're still coming into other people's Conversations and now you're gonna be mortally offended that somebody made a little comment back to you and take it the wrong way Yeah, so they all are talking over each other and I'm like in the two times that I went to target Someone came up to me and said, hey, you know, you're a coworker at the register working it.

And I said, yes, Gina has a job. And then they said, by the way, I heard that Ryan's a really bad guy. He's known as the whore of Newport. Of course, that was also a tamer who came up to me, but that's, that's neither here nor there. Those are. Who comes up to someone at Target and says, did you hear that Ryan's the whore of Newport? By the way, I feel like I've been to Newport a few times in my life, and I feel like they're probably a good number of people

who could probably be labeled the whores of Newport. Okay, like we've seen a lot of them. We've seen a lot of them. Newport, yes. So, Shannon's like, oh wow, I just hold on, I need a moment to cry. Oh, I have breaks for you. I just see how happy you are.

And it's just always for my wish for that person. In this case, you, lady over there, to find happiness with a man and have no one ask questions about their man. This has nothing to do with me or projection. And Emily's like, well, okay, well I want you to be happy too. Okay, and if I'm wrong about him, then okay, fine. Thank you so much whoever you are. Let me have that. Like, let me be in my relationship.

And if I'm eating a shit sandwich, let me eat it. Or if I'm just eating a regular sandwich, let me eat it. You can really take your hands off my lunch. You can do that, Emily. And Heather's like, yeah, but she's a grown woman and she's got to make her own decisions. Let's let her do that. Look, we didn't intervene when Gina moved into a giant shoe. That was her choice.

She wanted to live in a boot. So, well, there's no part of you that's concerned right now, Jen. And she was like, yeah, well, she's concerned, but she chose to be in the relationship. So what are you going to do? And she's like, no, no, no, I'm not concerned right now, because I refuse to sit in a place of being concerned about a relationship. And that's just that. That's just that.

I'm there. Look at me, Jen, stood up for herself. Okay. Wow, Jen. Wow. You sure told everybody. Well, do you believe he has a thing for married women? No, Andy.

And do you like his denim jackets? He tried to get, I love him and he rocks it and he owns it. And the way I see it is the more often he wears those hideous hideous jackets, the fewer women are attracted to him Hmm, you know what? I'm just I'm prioritized now. I am the one that he says sorry to first when you choose on me So you know, that's all I really need Andy and she's like, yeah, you know what? She's the scapegoat in her own story Fuck does that mean well, what are you trying to be nice to her?

It's a testament to her that she doesn't just jump people into the bus the second she gets a chance Oh, so she's just building up a She's just building up a case against other people on the cast at this moment. I think so today. I was like Well, I apologize. Yeah, I'm sorry It just made me so upset that you knew all this stuff and tried to protect him Betch and you're trying to make him look like make me look like I'm your die and that's what just because a lot of you time suddenly I'm the liar now. You know what, Tamara, we're just gonna have to agree to disagree.

Okay. And Tamara's like, well I'll be changed and you know what, I hope you're happy, Chad. Chad, amazing, and amazing person. Tamara, you were just calling her a shitty person and a fucking cheater and a bitch. Could you not? Like at least stay in the lane. If you're gonna drive in that lane, stay in the lane, Tamara, okay? You're swarving more than Tamara on our way back from the fucking silent woman.

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