Watch What Crappens - #2183 RHOC Part Two: Beaching and Moaning

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion!  For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels with Heather (actress to actress), and G...ina threatens to quit over Shannon’s careless words.This is part two of a two-part recap.  If you’re looking for part one, check out the Watch What Crappens podcast feed here:  https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wonderyGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to WaterCrapins! A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker joining me. Shortly, Mr. Ronnie Carram for part two of our Real Housewives of Orange County, a reunion recap. If you're looking for part one, it's already on our podcast feed. It's the episode right before this one.
Starting point is 00:00:42 So go check that out. Be sure to subscribe that we have all the episodes right there in your podcast player. I'm sure appreciate you listening, and let's just dive right back in into this madness. All right, well, please welcome back to the stage, Taylor Armstrong. Okay, all right, so Taylor's coming soon.
Starting point is 00:01:02 And so they're all sitting there and chance, I have a question, is this a live cam of the beach or is this a video? Because if it's live, I would like us to take a moment and see if we can spot David walking on it with some slut. Oh man, I'm the guy seen yet. Now, I would just like to thank you
Starting point is 00:01:17 for making the set piece of this entire reunion the place that my life changed forever because of that horror. Thanks Andy. Thanks, thanks so much. So Taylor takes a seat and Heather's like whisperer is like, oh my god she's been shooting on me all over the press. I'm and on watcher happens live.
Starting point is 00:01:33 But of course when I say the press it's the press that she gets. So guess we'll have to look out in for the Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer Circular. All right. Well welcome back. We're joined by former Beverly Hills housewife now fighting to get eyeshadow on on this show. Taylor, Armstrong, what is going on with your crazy fucking eyeshadow?
Starting point is 00:01:55 What you fucking saying? Thanks Andy, you know, it feels great to be the first crossover because I actually was, I was, I actually moved here with my parents and this just feels like home to me. I mean, I remember having my first Margarita at five years old at half years and that was a special time for me. So it's great to be here, thanks.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Well, a recent video showed you coming out of a restaurant promoting the hell out of this reunion and he's talking about that TMZ thing where she came asking. Oh yeah, I'll tell you. It's gonna be a fiery reunion. Have a better watch out. I know rich friends. I am from Beverly Hills. Alright, well with kids off to college, Heather to bro finally had more time to love and nurture her IMDB page. Along the way she learned the perfect cure for empty nest syndrome is to trade in the nest for a cool $55 million.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Jesus. Totally mother of Joseph. That's a big nest. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh. Ah. Ah.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Ah. That was my sad crying laugh. Can't believe I did it, bros. Got more money than me. So now we get the montage of Heather season. And then Andy's like, I want to start with Terry. He had a stroke. I'm like, whoa, okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:24 So Heather tells this whole story about how He had a stroke. I'm like, whoa, okay, yeah. So, um, Heather tells this whole story about how we had a stroke at the first day. Well, we were at the IV. I think, of course, the stroke story starts the IV. Yeah. So I mean, it's just such a Heather way of talking about the medical emergency. She said the IV 10 times, by the way. Also to anybody who's ever been to the IV, the IV is a very public facing restaurant. Like you're sitting on a stage and as people pass you on the street, they are looking at you going, yes, my God, is somewhat famous in there. So of course, this is where they were eating because these fucking two. And then the IV is where I famously crashed a lunch with Ramona, Luanne, Alex
Starting point is 00:03:59 McCord and Kelly Bensonone. And there you go. Look in the archives for that story. Yeah. So that's first of all, that's where this story takes place. And then she's like, and then he had a stroke at the eye. I know, the eye of me. Yeah, the IV Andy, the restaurant. Now the stroke thankfully was just as big as a period at the end of his sentence. Now, I don't know what that really means, but it was some kind of blood clot that went
Starting point is 00:04:24 to his brain. And then he got very upset and he started yelling at me. And that's how I knew that, you know, he was in danger because he didn't realize we were ever Ivey. He didn't realize we were ever Ivey. He didn't realize we were at the Ivey. But thankfully, this stroke was just a period. For instance, if the sentence were, we were dining at the IV, the period there would be the size of the stroke. Does it, do you understand? And then of course, it's getting serious. And you're like, oh my God, poor Terry, these poor people.
Starting point is 00:04:53 And then of course, he continues on his only other counts. You go, see now, it's the kind of stroke that Haley Bieber had. Mm-hmm. Or he came to the top of your strokes. Stop with Haley Bieber. Stop with Haley Bieber. Stops with Haley Bieber. Don't go, don't, don't, don't,
Starting point is 00:05:07 like ruin your Stroke's brand right there. Just be like, just stop ya, exactly. Don't go from Haley Bieber to Kim Zolsey, I mean, my God, just stick it with Haley, you know? I don't like it. Yeah. Look for some Oscar winners who have had it. Like, do better.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Well, it was, she, and the store was also very OJ Simpson. It's just like, well, so he was, we're at the IV. And then he was bledrant. So he went on a slow speed chase up the 405. And I said, Terry, oh, no, you're going to break the internet. Everyone's going to tune in to see televisions. Terry DeBro racing in a Uber right now. Yeah, it was crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:43 So he gets him to Uber won't let her in. Drives away. Then she has the 360 app, which I don't know what. Yeah, it was crazy. So he gets in the Uber, won't let her in, drives away. Then she has the 360 app, which I don't know what that is, but that one I do, I didn't know what it was. Which is apparently some app where you can follow your loved ones. So she jumps in her car, I guess, or her Uber, and starts following his Uber around. And he's just yelling about stuff
Starting point is 00:06:01 because he's having a fucking stroke. I mean, this whole thing is crazy and terrible. And so, you know, I mean, like we'd like making fun of these people. Obviously, we don't want someone to have no stroke. It's so scary. This was actually just crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:15 I was like, do I have a hole in my heart? So then Tamro was like, she's like, wow, that gives me the chills. No, we were at the IV. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said you wanted me to get you some chilies Dischath So the lesson here is listen to your wife Andy and you know what? I don't even know why I remembered that but I did hear that someone who goes through that gets a bulletin
Starting point is 00:06:38 And then he's screaming in front of the I don't know if I mentioned this we're eating at the ivy That's where I'm famous people eat And he was talking to the side of me. He wasn't even talking to my face. He was saying, so, Reebok, what do you think about this? I was like, oh my God. But we got into the hospital. I said, please, can we get an IV into this man right now? So Heather's like, okay, well, I'm feeling shock. I haven't processed it, but I've scheduled my breakdown for this weekend while we're away, catch it on fire side, Heather's breakdown. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:12 It's right after the knitting ladies. Okay. Sam, he's like, well, I'm glad he's okay. That was an exhaustively long story. Okay, let's take a break. So we come back and he's asking Taylor, what's up with her movie masterpiece? Which by the way is very condescending,
Starting point is 00:07:30 but no one's gonna get mad at him. Oh, I thought the movie was called masterpiece. Oh. Oh. I don't know the masterpiece. Who's going on with your movie masterpiece, Taylor? Well, we can't bear it. Thank you, Andy, so much.
Starting point is 00:07:45 We filmed part of it. And the writers, well, you know, with the writers strike, we wouldn't be able to finish it. But like, I'm sure it's like you and Spielberg. So then he's like, well, so the role that Heather was actually like was going to play, well, that ended up going to a really, really big actor. Um, it was, uh, the late Raul Julia's, uh, nephew.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Have you fortunately, his name is also Raul Julia and that has been causing a lot of problems. So masterpiece director, Rick Walker, writer, Rick Walker, stars. So she's saying that Heather was placed by a very big actress. So that's why I want to see you. Well, an actor. Well, have you ever heard of Tom Salik? Well, this is Tom Salika. It was actually the son of Connie Salika. So Taylor is like, I can't say who it is. But I can, it's Anthony LaPaglia. I'll just say it right now. It was Anthony LaPaglia. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I know. It was not. Are you lying to me? I'm really trying to find out. I'm trying to go through a repeat with the actor I could think of. Well, it's directed Rick Walker. Okay. And then someone named Cam Giga-Denette.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Oh, yeah. Giga-Denette. He was in the start. He was in the start. He was in the start. It's Twilight, yes, and then someone named Cam Giga-Denette. Oh, yeah, Giga-Denette. He was in the dark. He was in Twilight, yes, and the OC. Oh, well, circle. Well, it's very cute. He played Marissa's boyfriend on the OC before she crashed in the fire death. And then someone named Katie Monroe.
Starting point is 00:09:16 No, Lexi Ainsworth plays Katie Monroe. And then Megan Karaskiyo plays Detective Alex Twins. So I don't know, or those people really famous. I'm not coming to get caught. I think you forgot some of these super famous names. I think you forgot about Daniel DeLuis. This merciless, man, this guy. But, Amber, it's basically a sequel,
Starting point is 00:09:40 Heather had a huge opportunity, but what am I gonna do? I'm just a little actress, okay. Well, you know, and that's just like, well, you know, Eric Roberts actually did the first film in the series. So, all you needed to say, why didn't you just open with that? I used to go to the same gym,
Starting point is 00:09:58 to have I told you this, when I first moved to LA, I went to the same gym as Eric Roberts. It was that boxing gym on. Yeah, on the Braille. LeBraille, I've told you this, right? No, I just, I didn't the same gym as Eric Roberts. It was that boxing gym on. Yeah, on the Braia. Liberia, I've told you this, right? No, I just, I didn't, when you said boxing gym, I just got, it was the Liberia one. That's all.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Yeah, I just lived close to there. So I'm on, I didn't know the city. So I was like, I'll just go there. So I went there and it was gross. And he went there every day and he would go into the not steam room, but sauna and naked. Just completely naked, no towel or anything, and just sit there naked and yell at people.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Like there were so many stories. Oh, man, just losing a shit, chasing people out of there, calling them names and screaming at them. And they were finally, I think they had to like kick him out of there, but they were like, but it's Eric Roberts. I was like, who cares? They're like, this is Hollywood, babe., you can't just kick out Eric Roberts. I was like, Julie, I did. Is he, do you think he has a membership now, a gym membership to Lucille Roberts?
Starting point is 00:10:58 Or is he the reason why it became early? So, um, God, I love a Roberts pun. So, anyway, so basically they're saying that like, there's a, Taylor says a really big actor who's attached now. So I had to say, oh, so it was a, it was a male role, is that what you're saying? It was a male role. Okay, all right, I got it, I got it. So then, um,
Starting point is 00:11:18 Hey Travis from Kelsey says, I totally agree with you. It was kind of sending when Kather said, you're so cute. Why do you think Heather is unaware of how she speaks to people? I'm like, um, you do know Heather's an actress, right? I think it's sort of as part of the occupation maybe? I don't know. It's just how Heather is. She speaks like that to everybody. Oh my God, constantly. And Taylor's like, well, you know, that's just how Heather talks, I think. But, you know, it just felt dismissive to me.
Starting point is 00:11:49 And so I sent her the set pictures so that she could take me seriously. And then I was like, hey, Heather, it's gonna film an Oklahoma. And then Heather was like, where's Oklahoma? Then did they have electricity? So, Gina's like, I mean, come on, where's Oklahoma? And did they have electricity? So, Gina's like, come on, that's funny. First of all, like really you're that humorless.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Everyone on the stage is like, oh, where's Oklahoma? I know. Well, then Gina tries to, something Gina's action Heather side, I think she actually was sort of saw like the audience reaction. So she's up her ass in this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:25 So she's like, well, you know why? Because Shannon's against Heather. So Gina can't be on Shannon's side against Heather. So like Gina has to be on Heather's side to be against her. Right. So I'm very bad with direction. Oh yeah, geography's not a thing. It's not like where's Oklahoma?
Starting point is 00:12:42 It's like where's Oklahoma? Yeah, she's terrible at math. Terrible. I'm not Magellan. I'm like, I think the reference is lost on this crowd. What did I sell around a melon? I'm not Magellan. Because yeah, she can't even map quest.
Starting point is 00:12:58 And how there's like, what is everything have to be twisted into such a negative way? But you know what, I do want wanna say something to you, Taylor. And that is that I apologize. She means it, too. Yes, I felt terrible that you felt that way. And I wasn't trying to be condescending. She can't help it.
Starting point is 00:13:17 It's just who she is. I said cut, but I wanted that whole thing to be about you. Because you are the actress in that situation. Did I do that properly? You did great. That was amazing. I apologize if I sounded condescending. I think you are wonderful. I think you're adorable. And that state wherever it is in the center of this country will be so happy to have you. And as I fly over in my plane, I will wave from the skies and hopefully you will see it.
Starting point is 00:13:49 If there was a state named Soari, she would be the president of it right now. That's how much she means it. So Andy goes, Tabra, you're the one who said, Heather has not worked since the 1900s. Why did she, why did you face up with your were confronted? So now Tamer tries to do the double talk, and she's like, first of all, like we were like, talk about how great a career was. Like, wasn't it cool she did five things once? And I was like,
Starting point is 00:14:13 19, uh huh, 19, uh huh, 1900 and we laughed, cause I said, 1900. I'm like, no, you're making fun of that. And by the way, you should be just like, yeah, I was making fun of it, cause it was funny. That was a genuinely funny thing that Tamra said me but funny
Starting point is 00:14:27 Yeah, and so Heather's like I think they're all ridiculous Heather was being a joke She was she made a joke about like where's Oklahoma funny everyone's all mad Tamra made a joke like she doesn't work since the 1900s funny. Well come on you guys This is Orange County. You're one of the silliest housewives on here It does and I think that's what's kind of making me crazy about this is they're all taking everything so fucking seriously So Heather's like, you know, could you imagine if I said to you, Tamara? Wow only nine years at your gym I mean, it's no equinox. I mean, even Eric Roberts wouldn't go there. What if I said that Even Eric Roberts wouldn't show his dick in that gym.
Starting point is 00:15:08 We're gonna say, well, I'm secure myself and I'd be like, well, I have a batch and there's a camera. That's tameras. Super secure. Yeah, I'm right. Super secure. So secure that when someone implies that she might be a liar, she loses her shit. So Heather's like, that's not the point. It would be a shitty thing loses her shit. So Heather's like that's not the point. It would be a shitty thing for me to say. That's true. That's shitty. That would be your right, Heather. And he goes, all right, Gina, well, while you were shoveling shit with Heather, you tried to water that Demro's two face again, or digging a shovel into feces while this was happening. So to be this like, well, it's not like I was trying
Starting point is 00:15:46 to be vicious to camera, okay? Like we were in the same room. I heard the conversations, why was she seeing? And Taylor's like, um, how there stood at the bar and we were trying to move through everything. And then Tamara takes sort of the bathroom and stir the pot and brings up IMDB again. And I just wish you would have done that in front of me because I should have been there camera takes sort of the bathroom and stir the pot and brings up IMDB again.
Starting point is 00:16:05 And I just wish you would have done that in front of me because I should have been there because this was my scene, Tamara. Yeah, pretty much. And Tamara's like, well, we have the conversation sitting down and Heather got up and walked away. So went out there in the bathroom, we could hear the conversation. I didn't know I had to without you to bitch. So the tailor's like, well, I mean, when she went to the bathroom, she wasn't furious. Then she came back and she was furious.
Starting point is 00:16:29 And then she pointed at me and laughed, Oklahoma again. I didn't appreciate that whatsoever. And you told me, fuck you. And then you called me anti-female. And I'm going to clear that up right now for you, Heather. I work tirelessly for women and children of domestic abuse and Heather's like yes and I think it's great that you do that tale. So don't you ever call me anti-female because that is bullshit. I'm not there's like okay.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Okay. As you're like well then don't put on an other woman's career. Be supportive, be supportive of someone, until I was like, well, I would actually say more than anything. I thought I was actually supporting your acting career by suggesting that you take a role and a lead film that I'm doing with Anthony LaPaglia. Okay, I think that's actually supporting your career. There is someone from Twilight in that film.
Starting point is 00:17:27 So who's supporting your career now? That's what I'm saying. And so Heather's just shaking her head like Jesus Christ. And Tamer goes, yeah. And then in my telling, a part, he said, I've really introduced him about now that I used to work with. And I said, get me up this fucking shot. And Heather goes, you're right. I did say that Tamer says yeah so like I said
Starting point is 00:17:48 it's best to make us feel like you're better than us back like what like you're constantly commenting like like the you must wonder it because I'm not constantly making comments like that Tamer listen any actor is gonna be mortified that they're on a reality show and would rather be in a movie, you ding dong. What do you think? If I'd wanted to do something to make myself feel better than you guys,
Starting point is 00:18:14 I would merely invite you to go through the five gates to get to my house. So, then Andy's, and he's like, well, do you think that she feels better than you? And Tim was like, well, guess I can't. Constant comments and it makes your kind of one zero pattern, huh? So it can't there's like, there's no constant comments. Okay, listen, let me respond.
Starting point is 00:18:36 So I run into Diane Ruggiernau. She's a producer of my series regular. Okay, hello. It's so hard to stay on Heather's side. She's so full of her fucking stuff. So Andy goes, with show, she says, it's called That's Life, you can check that on my IMDB. Oh wait.
Starting point is 00:18:56 So what happened was, and this has already been stirred up, and you can imagine how setting this whole thing is, me, a wealthy person, spending a week in mud with small people. And so we're in Montana in the airport. And I see Diane Regirio. And I'm like, hi, Diane. I bought this airport just now. It was a panic response.
Starting point is 00:19:17 I was alive. I know it was alive, but I need to say something to Diane. And then I looked at her and I thought, is this a sign? Is this a sign from up above? Of course the sign I was looking at was wealthy people to the left, poor people to the right. And I thought, this is where I need to be right now, right in this place.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I mean, I look around, I'm with these people, they're trashing my career. And then I was like, oh, I mean, Tim was like, oh, so that's your response? That's your response? And she goes, yeah, well, look, that's why I said it. I didn't mean I didn't want to be off the show or as a Dis to you guys. I'm very grateful for this platform. I mean, I came back because of this platform, whether it's this, whether it's
Starting point is 00:19:56 Fire side, whether it's film, whether it's television, whether it's Broadway, whether it's the West End, it's really all the same thing, content to my right. Yeah, content is content, content is king, and all I'm saying is I'm very proud to be on this show, and I would be equally proud to be on White Lotus Season 3, that's just all I'm saying. It's time for commercial, it's time for a crapence commercial. Watch what crapens and winter is crappening of a funniest recap podcast. But if you want something more eerie, try the new podcast Go Story about my investigation
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Starting point is 00:21:15 that come back to haunted us. Follow Ghost Story wherever you get your podcasts. Listen everywhere on October 23rd or you can binge early and add free on Wondry Plus the same day. So then it turns over. So Emily's like, yeah, but you just said, don't put down a woman's career. Oh, God. Okay. Emily, let's make another something out of nothing. So when Tom were I was talking about me being like not a real attorney, did you stick up for me? And then there's like, no, but I guess I should have. And Tamer's like, but wait, wait, wait, wait, this is the conversation that I have to
Starting point is 00:21:48 have that this she twisted. Because when I met Emily, she said she was a part of Planner. No, when you met Emily, Emily said she was a lawyer and she is a party planner in addition to being a lawyer. We all watch the fucking show, Tamara. But what I can't stand about this is that Emily is more angry about Heather not defending her or not telling her about it. She's more angry at that than at Tamra for actually saying it.
Starting point is 00:22:15 And I can understand why she might be annoyed at Heather. But like, where is this energy for Tamra? And that's what drives me nuts about Emily and Gina. Because Tam's slippery. She's just like, I haven't did it, because I have to twist a word of set up and never say that about you. And Heather goes, but you did say she's not a real lawyer.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Also, this is another situation where Tamara is right. And it's proven with video footage that Tamara's right, but she's such an asshole. And she's like, I did not see it. Because she was still insinuating. This girl's like, she doesn't even practice law. What is she talking about? Right.
Starting point is 00:22:48 But that's also kind of true, right? Like Emily is a lawyer, but she's not currently practicing. And guess what? There's no shame in that. Oh, does she have to practice law every fucking day of her life? Is she not practicing it? I thought I thought she was practicing. She's in a non-practicing place.
Starting point is 00:23:03 I mean, she's staying home with the kids and not practicing. But she's also working for the Innocence Project. So she's giving legal advice, but I mean, I don't think she's. I just, I mean, I'm saying it technically. I'm saying that technically, it's true and it's okay. But Tamra's making it sound like Heather said she's not a real lawyer and Heather didn't say that and neither did Tamara.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Tamara said she's not currently practicing. Now the insinuation from Tamara was this girl's not even a fucking practicing lawyer. So I don't know why she's acting so high in mighty. So in the end it comes back to Tamara, diminishing her career and Heather getting yelled at it by Emily. Also very funny that like so much of the season is about, oh Heather was going around talking about other people's business. Like, Tamer said something to,
Starting point is 00:23:48 like Shannon said something to Heather, and then Heather told other people. So now they're like, that's just so shitty of Heather. And now it's like, hey Heather, when Tamer said something to you, why didn't you repeat it to me? So it's like, what do you want for it? Do you want it to be discreet?
Starting point is 00:24:00 Do you want it to just like listen? Or do you want her to gossip? Like what do you want from her? Right. So hey, well Wheat from Thin says, Heather, you claim you didn't want to tell anyone about the sale of your home because you were afraid it would get out in the press, but then you say you didn't want to share the news because it sounded like you were bragging. Both. Both. Well, is there someone sitting here who you didn't think would be happy for you? I mean, what is it about an entire second half of the season of all the women hating you? That makes you think we wouldn't be happy for you.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Also, Sam and of all people who couldn't even walk through that house with that being like, oh, wow, what a, hmm, what a lovely home. That is not as cute as my home what David was. Okay. So if you have air filters that are not Currently made out of diamonds or is your is is their gold buried under your house? I love that when you press the button for the elevator in your house That you actually can hear the song right here waiting as you wait. Yes, because that's actually
Starting point is 00:25:01 We actually have Richard Marx in a closet next to the elevator and he's contractually obligated to sing that song when people press the button. Oh, Diane Regiero sent him. So, it's a big deal. So she's like, I didn't really think about it in terms of that, but when we did talk about it, you guys were negative. And Tim was like, yeah, but the hard thing about it, the hard thing about it first was like reading about it in the press. That was a hard for us. Oh god, you guys are so jealous. Stop.
Starting point is 00:25:29 So, I was like, yeah, I don't know if that's true. So, Andy's like, well, Jelly Belly from Arn't Just Jelly Means, but also your castmates says, Heather, are your castmates? In fact, Jelly. It's because you're really rich. And she's like, you know what? I don't subscribe to that word. I will subscribe to the word punitive. Can I use that? My classmates are very punitive and we can deducate that. I have asked myself what happened in the season. And I think I'm just a very self actualized person. And I really do want to always be a better person, a better human, a better mom, a better opener of the
Starting point is 00:26:05 service doors so the mates can come in, things like that. Yeah. All the things. And Santa goes, oh God, too much talking. And have a good excuse me. Hmm. I'm so sorry. I was just saying I've had to go to the bathroom for the longest time.
Starting point is 00:26:21 And I am. Hmm. I'm dying over here. Well, I guess rich people have very good hearing. So yeah. I think the answer is I don't know. The question was, how does Gina fit all those people in her house, correct?
Starting point is 00:26:37 I don't know. But you know, I can't cry about it now, Andy, because my breakdown isn't scheduled for two days. Where am I still going to try and get a laugh from that? Nobody, there's nobody gonna recognize the sitcom series regular here. That's life. So Emily goes,
Starting point is 00:26:52 do you think the reason why you feel isolated is because you feel offended all the time? You literally just got into a snit because Heather didn't defend you enough. When Tamer said you're're non-practicing lawyer. Okay, and you had like a three episode arc about the words, enough love of a guess, okay? I just say nobody and there's Tamra in this reunion.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Nobody has yelled and cried about Shitmore in this reunion so far than Emily. And Emily is involved in nothing this season. I mean, I know that Emily had a better season than usual, okay, and I'll give her credit for that. She was really fun to watch most of the season, but this is the problem with Emily. She's going on and on, screaming and crying, and having a fit.
Starting point is 00:27:33 She's involved in fucking nothing. Get your own life, Emily. Jesus Christ. Sam is like, I think that's the problem. Maybe if you lightened up and laughed at yourself, or it wouldn't be so harsh all the time. And he's like, who are things that Heather has a sense of humor? And actually, you tell her, I was like,
Starting point is 00:27:50 actually she's had a dad's badge in June. And she's like, oh my god, she's like the funniest person I have ever met in my life, especially because she hates Shannon, so that's really helpful. But it's after like a solid minute of nobody answering, like you hear the light spicing. So who do you hear?
Starting point is 00:28:02 I think she has a sense of humor. It's like Shanish is like well well well. There's an exit sign. There's an exit sign. There's a beach. One bitch. As far as I remember I brought the house down as Adelaide in the 1989 Syracuse University production of Guys and Dolls. So I'm pretty funny I think. So yeah, she was like, oh my God, she's like, hilarious. She's like Monique within a pastor for you that, like, hilarious. So Taylor's like, yeah, well, one more thing, how they're about the isolation thing in toloom.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I thought we had moved past stuff in toloom and she's, oh, yes, we did have a very nice conversation, Taylor. And I wanted you, remember, I want to do the, the, here, the, I'm here for you. It's just, yes, and I appreciate you sitting down. Those are very nice conversation. But Taylor, everything you said was punitive, okay? And it continues on your social media punitive media, Instapunitive. And I would appreciate as your co-worker and someone who is a fellow actor, see, there's a joke to maybe please stop doing that. Well, I would like you to maybe sit down with me outside of here to tell me where I've done that because I, I mean, I don't remember doing that.
Starting point is 00:29:26 You can look in your archives by the way, her saying as a fellow actor, that was legit, Millie funny. So now, hey, when she's truly being condescending, they don't get it. That's so funny. Yeah. Like, they think they're always getting her, but when she's just sticking it to them, they're like,
Starting point is 00:29:41 oh, thank you. Thank you for acknowledging women, supportive women in acting and such. They're like, oh, thank you. Thank you for acknowledging women's support and women enacting and such. I want strike. So, hey, let's just have a horny white segment. So here's the montage, like the Andy Cohen mandated, like how swabs are horny segment?
Starting point is 00:29:59 And Andy's like, Taylor, you lick nipples twice. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. And is I tell her you lick nipples twice! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha show just took a most off. I was like, okay, who else is gonna fight? But I'm super size for this. We super size the episode for this. Why did I do this to us? Yeah, they had a couple of they had a lot they had a very dead segment because everyone's like, yeah, Tamarice Boots. Wow. And he's like, okay, well, have you tried Vicky's Frog move anybody? And oh my god, Emily and Shane, they've missed that video. So let's talk about that. Shannon, do you know what BDSM means?
Starting point is 00:30:50 And they're just like bored and giving nothing. Like no one wants to even be there. They're all exhausted. They're like, why are we still on this stage? And it doesn't vote well for this show. It was a good season, but they're rough in it through this. I had no problem. I mean, I really like this reunion. And so Andy is like doing all these questions, but they're rough in it through this. I had no problem. I mean, I really like this reunion.
Starting point is 00:31:05 And so Andy is like doing all these questions, but they don't care about this. Much I think is, I think, much of the audience doesn't. But the best part is like, okay, hey, you know what, BTS means to bondage and discipline, submission, citizen, massacism, so there we go. Hey, thanks for being here, Taylor. Bosh, she's like, wait, what, oh, I'm done.
Starting point is 00:31:22 I'm done, really? Oh, okay. All right, why? Thought I'd have a few more segments sit there, gosh, she's like, wait, well, I'm done. I'm done. Really? Okay. All right. Well, I thought I'd have a few more segments. Sit there, Andy, but that's okay. I'll just go back to the paparazzi that I've known for 13 years. I'll apply them. All right. Well, I just wanted to say by Taylor, it was fun, fun, think you're happy ending this season. And they're like, oh, I get it, because we were talking about sex. And Gina's like, yeah, head this right. And so funny too. We're not talking about the right now, Gina. Okay. But she's great. So then we go, then we go to like commercial. When you come back, we get a, like a disclaimer, the real housewives of Orange County reunion was filmed 10 days
Starting point is 00:32:01 prior to Shannon Storms, Bedouards, do you lie or rest? Yes, because here we go. We're in the Gina drunk driving segment of the show. Don't don't like don't be mad at us that we didn't ask any questions about this. We didn't know. We didn't know. Yeah, pretty much. So then Andy's like, well, with a solid relationship, a budding career, and I'm so bored of even reading this cute card because it's a gene segment. Let's just get through it, roll the tape. Yeah, so Andy's like, wow, a lot to on back there. I don't know how many times I can say it in one reunion episode.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Okay, so, what did you think about Gina being mad at you for your infidelity? And she was like, well, thank you so much. I was like really shocked. I was really shocked. But like, I'm like, how am I a trigger for her? I don't understand. Well, I think it's maybe you just doing yoga in an outdoor space reminds it's like the exact opposite of Gina's house. You know what I'm saying? And Gina's like, well everyone was talking about it. That's probably what they're at. And Emily is like, well, I think that Gina, Gina, do you think they're not drinking?
Starting point is 00:33:08 You finally got to go through all of the emotions about it because you were numb before. Oh yeah, thanks for the question. Okay, she quit joking five minutes ago, mom. Thanks for jumping in there and standing up for Gina. Gina doesn't have anything to explain. She was cheated on. She does like fucking cheaters.
Starting point is 00:33:23 And why aren't you making me stand up for Gina? And shut up, Emily. None of this is about you. Well, no, Emily was doing the old. Remember we said you were going to talk about this point. I'm going to help you out here a little bit. Yeah. So it's like, but let her answer herself. You know, these two are insufferable. They need to break them up. So, uh, Gina's Gina starts talking about like, man, she says how the domestic violence was an isolated incidents, incident and she's like, she felt talking about, like, Matt. And she says how the domestic violence was, and I said it incidents, incident, and she felt like in that moment it was not Matt, but that the cheating was harder for her
Starting point is 00:33:54 because I think it probably called into question instincts and trust, and it was just much harder for her to deal with. So, hey, Chloe from Collette says, Heather, why did you have such an issue with Gina sharing her issues with Travis? And Heather's like, well, first of all, I haven't had a boyfriend in 30 years because I'm actually in a success for a relationship right now. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that's life. So let me preface with that. In my day, you didn't talk about your ex with your current It was it wasn't a negative against Travis. It's just it was I don't know. I just I don't necessarily always trust hobbits
Starting point is 00:34:36 That's all And she was like oh, yeah, I knew that she meant well, you know But here's what's going on. This is a new family. It's a new birth for everybody, basically. And Andy's like, okay, well, already from board with you says Shannon over from draft fees. Sorry, a lot of names here. Says everyone was respectful when they dressed up as each other, but you were so mean dressing as Gina with bad hair.
Starting point is 00:35:01 It's like, have you looked at Shannon? Shannon is sitting there with the same hair right now. Right. I know. Like, where are we acting like it's so crazy? Come on guys. I feel like this question should then be retroactively extended to the Charlie Chaplin estate because still traumatized by Lydia.
Starting point is 00:35:17 So Shannon is like, I'm a caution person and Gina didn't seem to be that upset about it. So then Andy's like, well, well, recently you guys both showed up to watch what happens while I'm wearing the same skirt, sorry. And a social media war erupted. So Gina says actually that the, it was a joke. Her thing was a joke, which when I read it, it did not read like a joke at all when she
Starting point is 00:35:43 was like, oh my god, like, why do you hit me when I read it, it did not read like a joke at all. And she was like, oh my God, like, why do you hit me when I'm down? Like that was like from the lowest moments of my life and you're like, make it a thing on TV. Like you're gonna make me a punchline. Thanks, but no thanks. Well, it started. Okay, that's not how it started.
Starting point is 00:35:56 It started with Gina Sinclair to see another happy customer shopping in my links. Check out my link to see what Shannon's wearing. Immutation is a sincerest form of flattery and imitation of spelled wrong. I'm not gonna take this anymore. Notice, no one even, who noticed you wearing that skirt? And no one cares about your store. And I hope you enjoy my imitation of Gina tonight's Real Housewives of Orange County. And she spells imitation. And she says, I'm not gonna take this anymore.
Starting point is 00:36:16 I'm not gonna take this anymore. Notice, no one even, who noticed you wearing that skirt? And no one cares about your store. And I hope you enjoy my imitation of Gina tonight's Real Housewives of Orange County. She spells imitation wrong. So then Gina replies with, remember, there's always people that try to bring you back to your bad side and your darkest days.
Starting point is 00:36:40 And usually those people are more like, okay, Gina. So you get called out for being an asshole and then you're immediately like my dog days. And you do it again in this episode. And where's Emily to say why don't you just lighten up? So Shan is like I did a I did a snarky a snarky response because you know typically I don't engage I'm a snarky puppy and I thought like you know what I'm going I'm going to engage like I'm gonna I'm gonna engage I've decided like David Bidore I'm going to engage to a slut and so you were making a dig and like what started going to
Starting point is 00:37:19 steal from me and so I was snarky and that's that. And Gina's basically like, this just went too far. This whole thing went too far who cares. Like let's put that to bed. Let's get her for what I'm really here to yell at her about. I still want to scream my children at the top of my lungs. So let's just fast forward to that. So Andy is like, so Jack from Daniel says, Shannon, you promised to never bring up Gina's DUI again.
Starting point is 00:37:44 So what I did, you, hmm, weird. Shannon's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've forgotten. I have forgotten. I have a whole terrible. And she was like, oh, yes, she was just drunk and angry at me. Like she's being forgiven, but she just wants to point out how drunk Shannon was that she was black out, which is bad. You know, it's like you're saying you're so drunk, you couldn't remember. Well, that's, you know, not very... This actually went the time to actually believe that on Broadway. Like a lot of times, like, like, Tamara does this all the time. Oh my God, when I called you a cut fitness last night and a night and a harness. I was so drunk. What did I even say?
Starting point is 00:38:28 I'm like, okay, nice to get out of jail free card. But I actually do believe that Shen had no idea she said this. I absolutely do not believe it. I think it's Shannon with so unbelievably asked backwards wrong in this whole thing and the fact that she even even if she didn't, I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not who remembers that they said it and knows they said it on camera, then just said, I never said that Gina. Like it was so like the denial was so like, are you serious? I was like, she just must truly not remember. So, um, um,
Starting point is 00:39:14 Tamara, Tamara's basically, I'm not vindicating, I'm just saying like I really think that she's not down. No, I know, I'm just like, oh, no. So then Shannon's, so Tamara's like, why did you get some amount of Gen for saying it to Gina? Like when it was set on camera?
Starting point is 00:39:26 And Shannon was like, what, I felt like as soon as you set down their Jen, you were like, okay, it's my job to start, to do my job and like, it's my time to start, to start in the pot. So Shannon says that she was mad at Jen because she felt like Jen was deciding to start with a pot. I'm like, your friends with Tamara.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Tamara, this is Tamara's MO, why are you Tamra Tamra. This is Tamra's MO Why are you not mad at Tamra? This is all that Tamra does yes and Chance like I'm not a poster do you think I'm a poster shanit do you? It's like okay, Jen. All right, so Jen was obviously told she needs to come out singing So I'm a question of a question Is this a good time for me to say, oh, I hope she has a spoon in a pocket book because she likes to stir the pot. Can I say that again?
Starting point is 00:40:12 Gina, did you get an apology from Janet? She's like, no. And she's like, well, I apologize at the pumpkin batch. And she's, no, you didn't even acknowledge. She said it. She's, well, I just don't remember. And I want to be very clear here. When I made that statement, I wasn't saying that your kids would be put in the system. By the way, I don't remember what I said at all. So this is what I meant. Oh, yeah. When I said what I don't remember. So when I made that statement, I
Starting point is 00:40:39 wasn't saying that your kids would be put into the system. I was saying that if you were arrested and there was no adult present, then they would have had to take the children until you got your legal things taken care of. And that being said, I was told by Heather, you were discussing my relationship. Oh my God, she's going to go back to, but you were discussing my relationship. I just can't. So, you know, I haven't said anything about you. And she Chinese, well, I was told. I was told, what are my children's names? And she was like, well, it's Sianna. And now I, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Those are John Saucis. Don't just start naming George Sauc. Peco. Cut it out. How about... Wow, it feels wonderful to put my arms all the way out.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Because I feel like you're the one who say that went over there in my house. Runner, money hands, and dro troll face. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:51 I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:59 I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I said, I don't know. I children, the kids, Shannon. And then she just starts going up. I know you for six years. You don't even know my kids' names. Of course I do.
Starting point is 00:42:08 There's a Sienna, Sierra, Cielo, Sia, Mia. Rod me. Is there a Rod me in there? And a Sean. There's a Sean, right? And then you drop a bomb about CPS that is showing the property. He was so when it bounce right there. He was so wrong and then saying anything else
Starting point is 00:42:30 that I'm sorry. Okay, you know it's very much better great to do. You know it's so funny because Diane Regiro just had her deal picked up by CPS. CPS. Oh you're talking about CPS. Sorry. We should all be so lucky to be picked up by CPS, am I right? You know, it was a good run on CPS. So, Shadow knows how it's like, well, what was it an unkind thing I thought about CPS? Yes, but it was, but you know what?
Starting point is 00:42:59 Well, you should never have said it. You're worried about everyone talking about things that you're talking about with your own relationships and you can you can make things up about the past about my children my children and she's like okay okay well keep screaming Jaina and she's like letting her have it and just like screaming too loud. Okay, so then we cut, she just keeps giving me my children. Does anyone mind if I just,
Starting point is 00:43:29 I just have to go in the back room there. I'm just doing a little on tape audition for all my children. I'll be right back. I'm sorry, actually I need to go do a cameo to Coco because she is paid to get some advice from me. So I'll be right back speaking of my children. So then we got to commercial. And then we get if someone you know is struggling with alcohol or drug
Starting point is 00:43:51 abuse, call 1-800. I start dialing and I'm like, are you watching this? Because you need to get Shannon. She's right on the couch right there. She's losing her goddamn mind somebody help her her hair is terrible so just like oh you're in the room keep screaming Gina keep screaming I will scream as much as I want because this is not right what you're doing okay that you're doing this is not right because this is who you are your woman who gets proven that you did a shitty thing, and then you don't lay down and you don't say sorry, it's not okay. And then she's like, yeah, what was the reaction,
Starting point is 00:44:31 Jenna, when you saw it? And she's like, well, I was horrified. I was absolutely horrified by how few people were at my taco dinner. Could you believe all those people back down? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I was horrified with how many extra tacos I had. Ugh. And she's like, why didn't she check me?
Starting point is 00:44:47 And Emily's like, she means after when you knew you said it, you should have texted her. And Shannon keeps trying this. No, I mean, listen, it was established I knew what I had said at Tanaka Farms when I, you know, when I apologize. And Jean is like, this is a chance for you to be a kind person, Shannon. And she's like, Oh, well, do you want me to go down the list of kind things I did for you? And she's like, Shannon, you gave me a phone number four years ago. And then you've used it. It's a weapon ever since. And, and, and do you, and it's like, well, do you think you've kind of beaten that, that phone number thing, the death shadows? Well, I have a laundry list of other kind things. I've done for her. I did clip out a coupon once for a house that I thought might help her out,
Starting point is 00:45:32 but she didn't want that. And you know, plenty of things. Actually, my laundry list really was just like, here, can you do my laundry? I'll pay you. So that was nice of that. I thought she introduced Gina to someone for her business, like someone to help her with Cari Gala. Wasn't there all of that stuff? She did a few, she did several nice things and she was there for Gina. And she hears the thing, like I think Gina's completely
Starting point is 00:45:55 right in all of this. Shannon really does just need to say, listen, that was over the top, I was drunk, I was so mad that day that everybody was ditching my party, including you, like you upset me, I was so mad at you. And I just lost it and I said it. And I shouldn't have said it. And I know that I should have, I mean, of course, that's what she should have said, but it's Shannon. And also, Gina really does minimize everything that Shannon does. And she's done it for years. And Shannon wouldn't have to repeat it 9,000 times. If Gina wasn't
Starting point is 00:46:22 constantly minimizing everything she does. And she even does it here in this one. She's like, oh, so you checked me out a few times when I was at my lowest point. Big fucking deal. But I, so yeah, sorry, sorry. No, that's it. I could say like an hour is usual. I just started to get spare.
Starting point is 00:46:37 I don't think it's fair to be, you can't just always say, what have you done nice for me? You've never done something nice for me. I then when someone says, I've done a lot of nice things for you here. Things like that. Why do you always, oh, this is what they do. They lowered it over me. Well, it's like, don't, don't lower it over the stuff that they haven't done for you. If you don't want to be lowered on, like, you don't want the stuff they have done for you, lowered it over you.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Oh, yeah. But overall, yeah, I think you're still going so soon. Kersan is just like, what? I don't remember anything. And so Andy's like, you were upset that people talked about you're in John Jamson's relationship. So then you talked about Travis's penis. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, that was just from three years ago So I'm gonna told me a story and I'm out of Gina. So I was you know, I brought it up and then was like, who Why would you bring it up now if that was three years ago? Oh my God. Did you not see the clip? Three years ago was also when Tamra said you weren't a real fucking lawyer the first time,
Starting point is 00:47:30 and you had a fit about it then too. So let's stop pretending that we don't get mad at things from three years ago. Let's, did you see the clip? She wasn't like, I, ladies, we all have to sit down and discuss Travis's small penis. She was just like, oh well, she's talking about me. Well, why don't we talk about her husband's small dick? It was just like a shady obnoxious thing to say. Yes, but it was not a, it was not,
Starting point is 00:47:52 it was not coming from a place of nasty, like months like it. My children! So you know what? Instead of coming to me and saying like these horrible things, you, you, you, you checked my boyfriend under the bus and you checked might meet as a parent under the bus. Remember when I said the thing about like people throwing each other on the bus, it was all for this moment.
Starting point is 00:48:11 And you know what else? You were only worried about yourself. It crossed his line. And like, it's like a serious line. Like it was a very, very serious line that you crossed. It wasn't. It was a line. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:48:22 I'm not on script right now. I'm sorry. Were we still talking about acting? I just hear a line. I'm sorry. I'm not on script right now. I'm sorry. We're we still talking about acting I just hear a line over and over again I'm always like as first the CPS comic goes as a mother There is nothing more detrimental Then you saying someone's kids could go to CPS that is the always No, it's not
Starting point is 00:48:48 I mean no, it's not objectively. It's not the worst thing you can say about somebody's kids. Okay. I've said way worse Literally way worse things that you could say that would get you in jail, okay, but it's still bad But be quiet Emily. This is not you and so she's like just saying you fucked up but I was wrong, Shannon. And she was like yeah three years ago we went out and had fun. Big deal. My kids are this close to being on social. Oh well that's about as close as Travis's premises to being cis jeans. From what I'm sorry it's the wrong time. Oh your kids are this close to being on social. Well I've got one daughter going to some liberal school in New York City, another getting married to a ox in Texas, and the other one who even knows where she is, I don't even know her name.
Starting point is 00:49:30 See, it's not just your kids. Mine, who are they, who are my children? Well, I've just wish I had named all of my children's here as well. I guess that's easy for some of us. Oh, congratulations. We both named our kids after beverages. Sierra missed in Stella.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Oh, so then, um, she was like, yeah, you know, my kids are this close to being on social and you put out mom cops. Oh, you put out that my kids like with CPS, they were almost taken away and you don't even know their names. And you know what this is gonna This is gonna ruin me this ruin me you crossed a line and I don't even know that I can continue to do this Show that is how much you cross the line Janine like Shana could you talk about CPS a few more times please please please
Starting point is 00:50:22 I know finally what we need to get Gina off the show. Just call the kids. I mean, at this point, seriously. You're on a reality show and I'm not saying it excuses it, but if you're really concerned about your kids welfare, you would get the hell off this. You would have gotten off the show a long time. You probably would have gotten, should have gotten off the show after you got into some trouble. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Also, your kids are about to be on social media, then they're about to have access to the internet and they're going to know you got a DUY and we're about to get on social media then they're about to have access to the internet and they're gonna know you got a DUI and we're about to get arrested if this lady hadn't helped you. So, I mean, you can't just erase everything by the way, you're still correct in the documentary. No, she's correct.
Starting point is 00:50:55 She's just a lot. She's just a lot. But I also feel like, you know, this whole thing about, you don't even know my kids' names. So you don't like Shannon, you don't want Shannon to be in your life, but then you're upset that Shannon has not been in your life enough to remember your kids' names.
Starting point is 00:51:09 I, it's like, you can't have it both ways, I'm sorry. You actively pushed Shannon away last season. You're like, I don't want this woman, in, I don't want to socialize with her, I don't want her around. And Shannon's like, I, well, I don't remember your kids' names. I don't remember half the children's names that are around me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Not a good case. But either way, I feel like the, I feel like the children's name thing is, that's like a gotcha thing, but I don't think it actually proves anything at all. However, Shannon still should apologize to Gina because it's the easiest thing to do. She's obviously rattled, she's obviously hurt.
Starting point is 00:51:42 And Shannon was wasted when she said it. And yeah, it's like, Shannon is wrong. But I did like the part where Shannon said, I'm... But, China, I don't, we don't, I don't, I don't like you. Why don't, we don't, we don't get along. I don't like you. I don't like you. Gina, I don't like you. And when I say you, it's like I'm texting you because I know your house can't fit the
Starting point is 00:52:08 wine and the, and the, and the, okay, I don't like you. Yeah, I, um, it's, you know, this show's so crazy. It's got me rooting for Heather, which has never happened. It's got me even saying sometimes, well, Tamra's kind of right in this argument, it has me saying, Gina's right over Shannon. I mean, my God, it really has thrown me for a loop. But hey, I mean, I consider that a pretty good season, you know, it's like a great season.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Oh, it's great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season.
Starting point is 00:52:43 It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. It's like a great season. I think the show is really, really back in its, like in its A game. I really love it. Can't wait for next week. Next week will be all the John Jansson stuff. It'll be all the Heather stuff. It's going to be a shit show next week on the reunion. So I'm really looking forward to it. I'm already bracing myself. Yeah, it's going to be a good one. Well, everybody, thank you so much for being with us. Another two-parter, okay? We cannot shut the fuck up during these shows. Thank you so much for being with us.
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