Watch What Crappens - #2185 RHONY: No Ifs, Ands, or Putts

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

On the Real Housewives of New York (S13E13), Sai and Erin corner Pavit about his upcoming trip to Vietnam during a contentious evening at putt putt.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I have cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cr Hello and welcome to Watch or Crap Ins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the hilarious and wonderful Ronnie Kerr. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Hello. Hi. Jeff and I speaking out. Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm great. I'm great.

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Also we have dwell hello this week. That's going to be on Wondry Plus. Wondry Plus. Well, I love the idea of a Wondry Plus, though. that's kind of fun. And, um, it's hard. That's where you come for Wondry hugs. Yeah, it's an additional charge. We're gonna charge for every fucking thing now. We'll come for some plushie hugs. Wondry plushies. I'd play for a plushie. Wondry plushie. Um, but, uh, this well-hello, um, is seasonally appropriate, actually, as it turns out, coincidentally, it's about a man who's afraid of ghosts in his house.

So I want to ask that don't that ghost him, man. Yeah, it's wonderful. So we'll be recording that later this week, keep an eye out for it. But today it's Roni. It's big Roni day, big Roni energy. Are you feeling the big Roni energy today, Roni? Yeah. Roni Day, big Roni Energy. Are you feeling the big Roni Energy today, Ronnie? Yeah, you know, I actually heard one of the most positive things I've heard in a while

watching this episode and it came towards the end and it was when somebody said next week on the season finale, if you're gonna have to wrap it up. Wrap it up, okay? You've gone past your 12 trial. All right, we're done. The past 12, past 12 with the new season,

I'm waiting for it to wrap up. I'm glad they made this season extra long so we could get a scene of them doing bumper cars or whatever the fuck they're doing. Actually, season finale. I actually laughed at that. That actually made me laugh because Aaron, they're, Uba and Aaron are doing,

are doing some sort of bumper cars, but it looks like they're in an ice rink, maybe at Rockefeller Plaza. And Aaron, of course, is just like gliding along. And Uba's just like spinning like crazy, like Nancy Keringen on the ice. And Aaron's like, what are you doing? And it actually did legitimately make me laugh.

Holding up an Uba hot box. Uba, congrats on your business. Love that you have it. Would support it if it were in my store. You don't need to bring it into every state. Like the last scene she's literally bringing it and carrying it like a purse to show the logo off. We know.

We want to show. Also, Uba, if you want to promote your stuff, you got to show up on time to the shoot. Otherwise, the conversation is going to move on without you getting to show your hot sauce again. So this week's episode opens up with Brynn. This is actually a huge milestone moment for Brynn. I feel like it's the first time we got to see a glimpse of her house.

She's in her, you're right. Yeah. She's in her West Village apartment, which looks very cute. We actually see the rare books displayed on her on her table. She's got everything to be like interesting, endating to, I don't know, I guess like a rich person. She's got like the books. in dating to, I don't know, I guess like a rich person. She's got like the books and then she's got a vinyl player. She plays her records. I was waiting to see where the chess board was over there. And possibly a pillow stick, you know. I was also wondering who was filming this.

It must've been someone else who had COVID because it said day three of quarantine and then there was definitely, camera was moving around. So I was like, okay, it's like day three of COVID and day one of infection for someone. I'm wondering if it was something that they did later and just said it was during this time because there have been a lot of complaints that no one's seen her house or listen to, you know, heard anything about her job.

And then last week she had her like big job monologue where she's like, actually, I only work like a five minutes a week because I'm so good at what I do. And then this week we saw her apartment. So I'm wondering if these are all post shots because the rumor was that they weren't showing her apartment because she couldn't film in there. It was a condo or something that they wouldn't let her film. Right. So I don't know.

And what do I care? Like honestly, I complain and then look what I spend my time on for the first hour. I, but this is one of the more interesting parts of Rin is the bylaws of her, her co-op. Is she allowed to film? And so she's talking with her brother on FaceTime Deris. And he's like, oh, there's a drunk girl behind me and she's really mean. I was like, see, this is nice that they had a cameo of some original Roni cast members because

I just had to assume it was Ramona. It was a drunk girl or maybe it was Miranda. And you know what? You get, tell you sister. hope you have fun in that TV show, because guess what, you're gonna miss us. You're gonna miss us. You better be quiet. You better open up a clip. Clip the phone, Deris. Clip. Yeah, when you say there's a drunk person sitting behind you in a bar being really obnoxious, I'm like, can we cast her? Cause that's actually what this show is missing. Darius is on to something. Yeah. And by the way, I would actually say that for literally any show on Bravo, I was like, can we cast her? Please can we just add her into this show?

And I don't want to see you sitting around making pithy comments in a baseball cap, but could you move the camera like a little to your right? So I could see what the ladies doing Because it would be actually interesting. We could use this So not that I'm not into brins Prop personalities. I do love a good prop personality And I'm actually kind of jealous of her prop personality game because she's smart like well, I mean I'm saying that probably because she's got smart people props, but like her books, her vinyl, I mean, I have like empty M&M rappers, like literally,

all I have. That's my prop personality, you know, a rusty dog bowl. Well, it's not rusty, but it's like coated in dog food because my dog's sloppers all over it, and I don't clean it enough. You know, that's it. Yeah I need some, like my props, like my props don't impress people. Like I've got a wall of board games here to my right. No one is gonna want to clue that in D-roll for me being on reality TV. It does not do anything to make me seem smarter.

But of course it does. That's a smart person thing to have a lot of board game. A whole wall of board game. I'll tell you when they would use that B-roll footage right before the scene where they showed people bullying you and pushing you into lockers. I kid. No, but it's true. So then we go to Casas Cipriani or is it Cipriani?

I forget. But Uba is doing a photo shoot and the photographers are like, yes, yes, clean, yes, and she's getting her makeup done. And she's like, so does anyone want to be my Valentine? Um, this restaurant is really making out well this season, huh? Yeah. What the fuck is with this restaurant? It was the alternate to catch or allegedly catch, right?

That's where they went. She had to, she had to reshoot her lines. She just kept remembering Memorosh. She's like, oh yeah, I'm a good catch, huh? I want to catch this. I'm like, no, remember we changed that because we totally just catch on camera. They won't let us back in there.

We have to cover the cost of the symphreon. Oh, yeah, who's going to want to call this a symphryonymi, huh? No, it doesn't work. We're gonna need to rewrite with these fun model lines. Okay. So, of course, everyone's like, oh my God, you know what I found? How many guys did you already turn down? You're like, God is icon.

I'm time! And she's like, oh, I don't know I'm going to turn them down. I waited till like the 13th midnight. I'm like, I, I don't, they don't know I'm going to turn them down. I waited till like the thirteenth midnight. I'm like, I believe that's called the last midnight. It's the boom splat splat and squish. I forget. The boom squat coming at you fast midnight. Everybody. Totally lie. Subboom squat, come and that you fast midnight, everybody, oh my hat!

Totally lie! So the little hot sauce into the woods, but it all takes place in Casa Cipriani. Enjoy the Casa Cipriani. Hot, hot, and nothing but hot. Pasta, pepas, cavities and celery, asparagus, water, cut some fiddles and lettuce. Anything can happen in Casa Cipriani. in Bajaat, Pazli, Peppa, Kabachis and Celui, I expect us to model some fiddle-fiddle-fiddle-fiddle-letters. Okay, so... Can happen in Kasa Sibriani. Yeah, but I can!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Anyway, okay, so next we go to Aaron standing in her kitchen looking for a sippy cup. Um, so the side, uh, she's talking on the phone with Si and because these two have nothing else to talk about, I like that one of them was like, oh, what did Aaron say? She's like, I just got home from the craft studio and so I was like, yeah, okay, so I got to tell you about this lunch time with Jettel. Um, the site doesn't it sound like size always struggling to screen? Like I'm not sure what her voice, she's got like, in her voice and she's back next year I'll work on it a little harder. I'm not gonna put everybody through that for the next two episodes, but there's definitely

like a strain, like I feel like she's got a herni or something. She's very much like, oh, I'm jealous, I'm jealous. I'm like, uh, something there, I can't, I can't. Sorry, I'm just still thinking about like, Aaron going to her craft studio and just ruining everyone's day there. Like, you know, everyone went there to be like,

oh my God, I'm gonna work on some embroidery. I'm gonna do like, I'm gonna do a collage. Then she walks in, like, really? A collage embroidery? Like, are we in the 1800s? I have sex with my husband. Everyone's like, oh, thanks. Finger painting.

Can I bring Abe the Babim for some dick painting? I love his dick. I'm on it all the fucking time. We're so sexy. Yeah, I don't, I would be shocked if Sci comes back next season. I mean, it's so united. It's so united across all sides of the internet. Like everyone just like Sci.

I'm like shocked by how much people hate her. And I'm not, but I'm also delighted because I feel like I feel like I was an early adopter to disliking Si. And I'm actually probably a lot of people were because she's just never been likeable on this show, but I'm glad that was one thing where I didn't have to apologize for my instinct. I was like, no, I've never liked her.

And I'm glad- You have a basic instinct. I have, I am crossing and uncrossing my legs as we speak. You have an instinct for basics. Yeah, and it's spot on. I think it was spot on here. I don't think she'll get fired. My guess is that everybody's gonna come back

possibly except for Jenna and they will add somebody. They'll add one or two people. That's my guess. Yeah. Bravo seems my guess. Yeah. Bravo seems very proud. Bravo. Yes, we did it. Do you remember after they did the reunion, Andy posted something?

He's like, guys, here's the team. But God. Well, as I was in New York, I mean, we wanted something done and we did it. I've never been proud of my entire life. Then I am right now. I'm going through. I just remember Andy on Walter Happ my entire life than I am right now. I don't know what I'm saying. I just remember Andy on Launcher Happens Live saying like at the beginning of the season saying,

I gotta say everyone here on this staff is like obsessed with this show. Like remember, it's like the energy that like Miami had. It's like that same energy. And I'm like, how dare you? How dare you? Miami is like literally on such an elite to your right now. Like Miami and Salt Lake City are operating

at the highest echelon of house wife, house wifery. And for you to even compare this mediocrity to Miami, I will not. I will give, I will say, I just, ever since I came out of the closet saying I really don't like this reboot, I do think the show has been on and up so I think the I think the show has been better, but I think it's still has a ways to go, a ways

to go. Yeah, I mean, I'm complaining about it. I think the most the past couple of weeks just because I just knew that to wrap it up. Yeah. But for the most part, I think it's like a modly enjoyable watch. Like I'm not hate watching it or anything like that. We'll put that take that pull quote. Like a modly enjoyable watch.

I'm not hate watching it or anything. Ronnie Karen from Watch Rock Rapids. No, I actually agree. I think it's like, it's like everything I eat. You know, I'm an eater. I've talked about my eating issues a lot on this show. I'm not just start crying right now, because this is the trauma recap of the week.

But I'm an eater, but I have to say, like once I started getting help and talking through stuff, I had to admit to myself, you know, nothing really ever tastes as good as I think it's gonna taste. And I would say that's the case with real Housewives of New York like I was really hungry for something I thought it was gonna taste amazing halfway through the pizza that is this show. I was like this was really good and then I was like no and you know what I was I've I had had enough like six slices ago

See I I started eating the pizza and I was like, this is not the pizza I wanted or liked. This was like a, this is like just, this is the wrong pizza for me. But then midway through, I realized, I'm going to, that's not that I'd like the pizza, but I feel like I see the potential for this pizza. Like, I think that ever since their trip, the show has been way more cohesive. I think it was completely incoheresive that the group had no chemistry and now they've had enough time that they are annoying each other that the show has sparked a life a bit for me. Anyway, I don't have to sit here and every single week give us that as a bit of where I stay at stand on this show.

I just I don't know how we fell into this yet again, but I was going to say every week we we feel the need to do 20 minutes on whether or not to show is good. I don't know why we need to do it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because we can make sure of it. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter because we still make sure of it. We don't care if they're good, right? We have fun either way, but I mean, I did it too. It's not just you. It's us. It's a New York thing. No, this is size false. I feel like you can't talk about Real Housewives of New York really in real life without being

like, is it good? I don't know. I think it's good. I think it was good. Well, I did like it, but I don't like it. But I really wanted to like it. I don't want to compare it to the original. No, never, never. God, I miss the original. I do too. Remundous, don't terrible. Do you watch her Instagram? It's the same thing. You can't even have a normal conversation about an episode. I know. I look as long as we can make fun of it, I'm ultimately pretty happy with that. And you know what? We can make fun of it. So let's get back to the riveting conversation between Aaron and Si. Aaron, hey girl, Si. Oh my god, I was just burping.

So glad I caught you, made burp. Like, I'm offended right now. I can't believe you do that on the phone with me. I have sucks. You're a burping hag. So Aaron just got home from the craft studio. Here's how I feel about real housewives of New York. Just kidding. And sites like,

well I gotta tell you about this lunch. I just went out with Jess Hall. Like it was so awkward. It was so so awkward. And Aaron's like, hold on. Let it was so so awkward. And everyone's like, um, hold on, let me sit down for this. This is gonna be a long one. Yeah.

So then we cut over to Jessel, who is visiting her sister best friend, Jena Lions' home. This must have been such a thrill for Jessel to just be invited for a one-on-one in Jenna's house. She's like, I've finally done it. I have become best friends with Jenna Lions! Jaisal's like, I got some flowers for you and Tennis like, um, I, thanks, we'll put those in that. Branding, could you take these now to the storage room?

No, Fence. It's really pretty down there. Yeah, can you just put them in a gift bag? I'll just give them to someone. Thanks so much. Too awkward to take your flowers. Literally. What do I do with this? Look, Brandon's here. You remember Brandon, my chef slash architect. Anyway, he's here and he's going to feed us something.

So that's fun. So, just like, wow, what's he doing this weekend? So, Jenna's basically telling her she's going to Scotland because she's invited by a brand and they're going to like fly me out and they're going to do a spa weekend and it's going to be in the same countryside. So I'm going about four days early and I'm just going to be in a really dark, dank basement because I just want to be as pale as everybody else is in Scotland. I hope that he's offended.

I love, I love Jenna, Jenna being flown out to Scotland for this like all expense paid lux experience because she's Jenna Lines. I didn't know that somewhere Si is bragging that she got a free spoon from someone who wants to sponsor her posts, you know, like she's like, I don't hold that somewhere Si is bragging that she got a free spoon from someone who wants to sponsor her posts You know like like I don't hold a spoon unless they get paid for the spoon, you know So jess was like chief and understand that accent and she's like I'm not a word But I have this really good friend that lives there and you know, they I mean I they live they live there But now they live dumb street for me, but now they live, they don't speak for me.

And so when they talk to me, I'm like, I'm like, are you talking to me? Like, I'm a worthy, can you see me? You know it's so weird, even when I cover my face, other people can still see me. Like, I can't see them. But they can see. So, Jenna's like, Jenna's just like,

it's like, Uba, you need subtitles. You know, Jenna's like, I actually don't. But I can't believe I'm going to miss couple's night. I can't believe I'm going to be going to a Scottish castle for free to be around the incredibly wealthy people while you, decently wealthy people

are going to be hanging out at some sort of fake, minish golf experience. And then we cut to like four days ago at Uba's healing bath where Aaron is like, guys, I think it'd be really nice if we do something with all the husbands, at least the husbands that fuck us, you know? You guys all have husbands that fuck you, right?

Like we all have sex with our husbands. Yeah, yeah. We should do like a couple of that cut to Jenna and Uba. Like, up. Well, that's thanks. We find also, I like that Jenna says that she, I literally just forgot what I was gonna say. You're the, is it? I forgot what I was gonna say. I just, I'm like, I'm sorry, Ronnie, I've gotta go like design Rockefeller Plaza. So see you next time everyone by.

Can't wait to make room for more orange people in Rockefeller Center. You got Michael Cours, I came the way for Michael Cours. My brain just literally stopped. And it says, you're getting too method, you're getting too method to these certain castles, literally becoming the characters.

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Listen everywhere on October 23rd or you can binge early and add free on Wondery Plus the same day. So uh, Aaron's like, yeah, we're going to do like a couple thing and we're going to a restaurant called Swingers. Get it? Cause like we'd all fuck each other. So like everyone wants to fuck a bright, he's a payout. Has anyone ever wanted to have sex with a $5 bill?

Well I get to do it every single day, but in real life. So then, uh, Jenna said, well, uh, speaking of couples might, and just was like, we did the deans. And by the deed, I was probably going to say something very similar to what you were going to say. By the deed, we bought another ticket so Papa could go to the Philippines to have a French fry. So Jenna was like, wait, seriously? She was, yeah, I know, Jenna.

I know sister, Jenna. Sister high five. Let's do our secret handshake because sister got laid. Right? Down, down, Bay, deep down. I don't, I don't, I don't. Do you, are you singing Nelly or? No, it's, do you know Nelly? Can you be part of my group? So, uh, Jess is like, I know, I can't justify why it took so long. Sometimes I like to say I can't justify. It's my little thing, it's slang. I'm gonna try to take off. No, don't want to do it.

Okay, we can say justify. I just, you know, I just think that there. Something emotional. Now, don't let me just justify this. I just think, no, just, just, just, okay, I just think that there was something emotional in both of us that just like, I don't know, we just couldn't do it. I think the emotional thing was me being disgusted by him. I don't know.

It was a bit of a block. Yeah. Oh, I'm saying it was like, oh my God, I'm so proud of you for doing that. And then now we cut back to Aaron and Sy and Aaron's like, oh my God, so they had sex. And so I think, oh yeah, she said it like took a 25 minutes to warm up down there. I'm like, what are you a fucking oven?

Like, do we need to preheat you? Excuse you, yes. Human beings are like fucking ovens. Like what do you do, just always ready? I mean, listen, in my house, we call me a helicopter, not necessarily a oven, but there is a lot of twirling, banging on counters, begging, come on. You can do this little guy.

I mean, there's a cajoling helicopter and banging, like whatever it takes. Yeah, I mean, honestly, there's a Cajoling helicopter and banging like whatever it takes. Yeah, I mean honestly There's a reason that there's a concept called for play. Okay, like hello. You do so you pre-heat that of it a little bit Why not and she just had traumatic experience with giving birth to these twins. She's self-conscious like all of the if you just listen to this lady of conscious, like all of the, if you just listen to this lady speak, you would understand why this is a totally reasonable and normal thing that would have happened. Instead of being like, oh my gosh, is that like an oven?

Speaking of which, can you free it to have it, I'm stopping right now. So then, thinking of, I could really use some Cracle God. Jesus. You're not even gonna feed me on this phone call. So then Aaron's like, wait, what do you mean? And like warm up, like heat, eight or out for like 25 minutes or something.

And then Aaron's kid like walks in. She's like, hold on. There's no slime up here. Go downstairs for your slime. There's no slime here. I'm like, wow, she really does not like offering anything for anyone. So size like, oh my God, I don't want to say anything in

fina your kid. And she's like, yeah, let's wait for the kids to get out of here. Get your slime away. Okay, give your daddy the slime. And so then we go to Jessel and Jen and Jenna and Jessel is like, you know, the psychology behind all of this, you know, it's not just black and white. You know, I want to be romanceed and Pavek wants to swallow bon mi. You know, and that's pretty much what's been happening.

It's very emotional. It's been a very emotional journey. You know, the other day, you know, I thought we made a really big breakthrough because Pavek was doing Google searches for buns and I thought, oh, he's a bit different ass man. Turns out he was looking really just for balls of boom char so Vietnamese delicacy, so it was very sad.

So she talks about her lunch with Si. And she's like, you know, I wanted to go to lunch with Si because I felt like there was tension and she's like, I know, I wanted to go to lunch with Sy because I felt like there was tension and She's like, I'm sure you saw sister Jenna up between you answering emails and working on an An Excel spreadsheet and telling the chef, you know doing that whole brownie bit that you did that was hilarious By the way, I can't wait for you to get your own Netflix special. I mean the brownie joke do it for me Do it for me. Do you mind if I film it? Mind. God, I love this. Do it again, Gemma. Do it again.

And Gemma's like, um, well, how late were you? She goes, well, I would say I was jassil 15 minutes. I'm sorry, but just 15 minutes. So I'm still not taking off with you is it? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm late. Don't let me justify it. Hold on, hold on. Do you mind if we play some music? I can't help but have the seminal 1990 Madonna hit Justify my love in my head. I want you to justify my love. I'm so good every time. So, Jessel lies and so she was only 15 minutes late. Lies, you were 40 minutes late. She was 40 minutes late from the set time, but she was only about 15 minutes late. She was only 15 minutes after a sigh who was already 20 minutes late.

And you silly. I'm just saying, yes, she lied. I'm just want to say, let's not. I just don't want to erase the narrative that sigh was also late. Yeah, so I was less late. So I tried to be late to piss off Jessel, but then Jessel outmaneuvered her and made sigh wait, which is kind of fun. So sigh, cut back to sigh and sigh, I was like, I'm in lunch with 11,

and she shows up at 11, 35, and 11, 40. And Aaron's like, 40 minutes late, that is so rude. And she doesn't even call me, okay? So then she brings out my freaking mother. She brings out my freaking mother and goes, oh God, I'm nervous. And so I go, yeah, she's like, oh, you know how you brought up your situation with your mom?

Well, I related because my uncle's in alcoholic. I'm like, okay, and I mean, like, I don't think that Jessel, well, I'm not even gonna read, not even gonna relitigate it, it's, you know, obviously it's apples and oranges, but size acting like this is the craziest thing to bring up when size brought it up initially and Jussles just trying to say, I, just trying to connect, you know?

So Aaron's like, I'm stopping myself before I start. I'm like not even, I'm just not in that place where I'm feel like having to take, like, fight fights that are not my own with these idiots. I'm just like, I just, I'm going to pull back. I'm going to pull back. I'm not here for I just, I'm gonna pull back. I'm gonna pull back. I'm not here for this today. I can't do this today. Okay, I want to be there.

So, Erin's like, that is so insensitive to compare that to your mother. I mean, like, an uncle-dine compared to a mom, not cute. She was not comparing it. She was saying she understands what it's like to lose somebody to alcoholism. And from what I understand, I mean, I saw her vote, actually I read a comment. I did see her vote wedding pictures, but that's, it's not my,

shoes vote. I read a Reddit comment that was like, her uncles walked her down the aisle and her wedding. Like, she's very close. One of the most dramatic deaths in my life was my aunt Adele when I was 18. I will never forget that. And I will also never be traumatized like that again,

because I'm so fucking scarred from it. And it can happen, okay, shut up, jerk, you fucking gatekeepers on pain, you know? Now that said, I do have to say again, this is the fault of trying to please people like this, like Sian Aaron, when you're trying, when people don't like you, and Brind says it later in the episode,

when people don't like you, you can't make them like you by trying to relate to them. You just have to be bitty back to them, and then they will suddenly respect you. Brynn, that was actually, Brynn was actually so 100% right later on. Because I said that last week, and I don't remember you saying

I was 100% right last week, but, you know what? I mean, someone has some antique books in their house, and so you know, it's like that girl has finals. She knows what she's talking about. If you have some antique books in your energy, then maybe I'll go sign. Okay, fine. I've just had it. I'm doing it. I'm jumping into the fray. Relidigestling. Okay.

So it doesn't even make sense, but I just want my name in some sort of slang. But I would like to present the award for best actor in a television show from years ago. Timmy, Timmy the Ollifant from Jessified. All right. So, I quite don't know, I don't even know how risk of typing. So, I quite don't leave it my walrus go talking hello I am here and I just want to welcome all back to the Femme

tires reunion please welcome she started as Mallory Jess out beat me all right go ahead litig Okay, it's not a huge litigation. It was a sassy point. My sassy point was just that me, like, I believe Jessel was trying to connect in some ways. And I think she was trying to connect and also be part of the group. And I think Aaron and Si see it as a, like, that she's trying to compete because that's

what Aaron and Sy would do. Since that is their instinct, they assume that's everyone else's instinct. That's my sassy comment. Yeah, I think that she's just defensive about being called privileged or her pain's not enough and she couldn't possibly feel pain because she's always had money and this and that. And so she's trying to be like, no, look at me. I'm crying. I do feel pain. And this is the time that I felt pain. And I think that they're right that she's coming from a place of trying to prove to them that she feels some kind of pain or that she's had some kind of pain.

But it's only because they keep dissing her pain and dissing her story. And so she's coming, she's not just being defensive for no reason, she's being defensive because you're coming at her. Yeah. So we go back to Jassal and she's like, my uncle I was living with, he was an alcoholic, and I thought if anyone would understand it would be her, just because she had, you know,

the same thing she'd lived through it. And I just think that like, you know, I think that like she understood what I was coming from, but then she also said she didn't care. So yeah, and Jenna goes, Jenna's shaking her head and she goes, hmm, yeah, like it sounds like it's more meaningful for you to be understood.

And like I think that you were looking for what you were looking for something and you didn't get it. And she based, Jenna's basically saying like, the more you try to get this person's approval, the less you're going to get it. Basically, yeah, she's like the people who don't approve of you, you want their approval the most,

but they're never gonna give it to you like this, right? And she says it in like very non- it, she catches it in the language. It's like, you know what, you know what I see in you I see a person who really needs validation, but the validation is you know what from Scotland And he's down the street. Do I tell you the Scotland story? It's really amazing I want to talk about someone who needs validation. I'm like, what are you saying? All right Love's going to be to get bun me in Scotland. I just want to know how normal these quick international trips are. So Jenna's like, you know, you start to feel out of sorts and then you start backpedaling

and you don't have to defend yourself to anybody, you know? And just like, you know what, I truly, truly appreciate that, Jenna. And I have to constantly prove myself, I think. You know, it's like, you know, have I outrun Putin in a Jaguar? No, I haven't Tom Cruise, but it doesn't mean we can't still go to lunch together. You know, is that James Bond, a mission impossible? I always get those confused. The point is, I want to rub shoulders with Tom Cruise,

but I do have to shoulders with Tom Cruise, but I do have to kind of crouch down because it's very, very short. I thought we were talking about it. I just want to say, Tom Cruise, please meet my socially inept children. So, Jen is like, Jen is like, you know, I know her intentions were good, but your mom's your mom and like, it's hard to compare. You know, no matter what, you just can't. And Jussle is like, well, as far as I'm concerned, I said everything I need to say, and I'm not going to beat a dead horse. I'm like, maybe not the best analogy while you're talking about your relatives who've passed away, but I get it.

So, Jussle goes, and there you have it. And Jenna's like, there you have it. And Jenna's like, there you, there you have it. I don't know what I have. I'm gonna have a lot more than I think all of you guys, but yeah, sure, there you have it. Okay, great. So then back to sign Aaron's side. It's like, but you know what?

Now we move on. Did you know that her husband is going to Vietnam for three days? I believe, be at nom three days. And Aaron's like, what? When is he going to be at nom? Um, I think next week like, what? Will is he going to Vietnam? I think next week, but the reason why he's going is because he wants to rack at points. And Aaron goes,

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Fucking around can be done right at home. You two just shut up. These two are so fucking offensive. We knew this was coming for the entire season because we'd read about it in gossip or whatever that they were gonna come at him for sex tourism or whatever. It's gross.

And you're both gross. And this incisent need to prove that you'd fuck your husband at the drop of a dime and he doesn't even have to do anything to warm you up. And you guys sound like you're bragging and it's nothing to brag about. Okay. I mean, Aaron, your husband literally said

that if you stopped like having sex with him for 18 months, he would leave you. Okay. So did her, so did size husband. He said the relationship would be over. So, and meanwhile, I mean, honestly, let's, if you're, if you're going to be at norm to cheat on your wife, don't you think you'd stay for more than 24 hours?

I mean, like, don't you think you'd just make a week of it and have like a bananza of sorts? Like, why, why would you invest that time to go that far away to have an affair, only to turn around and come back I mean, it just doesn't even make sense like it's a weird way that the bond needs makes more sense to me Well, it does considering the fact that he's a foodie and he likes points and also he said that and you know it dads like racking up points. There's that guy named the points guy. He's built a whole industry. Who famously had a straight guy's had a rack up point. Who points guy who famously had a hot towards sexual affair

with Lexi from Real Housewives of New Jersey. I'm just saying he's gay, right? He's gay. He turned out he was gay. So maybe he's teaching everybody. I'm just saying like dads love it more than that. Although you're gay and you really love points. Well, I like points, but I don't do my own drums. However, my friend Jason who listens to this podcast, hi, Jason, he literally is, he's like

pop it. And he, I remember one time flew from like LA to Johannesburg and like did the same thing and turned around. And I was like, Jason, you are, you are crazy. But guess what? He flies everywhere in like ultra class. Like he basically has a seat on top of the plane with his and its own bubble with his like whatever food. And that brings him a huge amount of joy. And I don't understand it whatsoever, but he loves it. And it's like I, and there are like several people like that.

This is like a thing. It's like a, the mileage run thing is a, is a, is a, is a, I just don't understand the math. I don't understand the math. I've be. I don't understand the math. I've never understood it. I don't get how to do that math. I don't get how to be proud of it because I'm all in that. Well, because I feel like no matter if we're touring or something, we're flying a lot.

They send me all these emails like, okay, well, if you get 5,000 more miles, you can be on this level. I'm like, okay, well, if you get 5,000 more miles, you can be on this level. And I'm like, okay, well, what's that level? And they're like, you get to go and boarding group instead of boarding group F. I'm like, well, I'm in that level. I'm in that level. And how much does that cost if I just want to get up

to that level? And they're like, 5,000 points. But then how much is that in dollars? And they're like, $90,000 and 50 cents. But how does this, how does this math? I don't understand it, but then you, when I'm on the phone with you, you're like, um, we need to fly American because I am 5,000 points away. Well, that's from getting this hit in boarding group.

Yeah. Well, no, because, no, here's the thing. I don't understand mileage runs because in my mind, when you do a mileage run, you are, you are racking up miles. So that way when you do future mileage runs, you are, you are racking up miles. So that way when you do future mileage runs, you can do them in luxury. So it's a strange cycle. But in our case, since we travel so much, like we might as well, like get all those miles on one single airlines. That way we can like get earlier boarding, which means we can put our bags in the overhead sooner, which means we can also get access to those exit row seats first.

Especially since flying back and forth across the country, like to be able to get the exit row, it is a joy. It is a joy. And you get upgrades more easily. But that being said, an actual mileage run is to me, that's a bridge too far for my flying needs personally. But I'm also surprised that, like I feel like mileage runs is a thing that people

definitely do, of course, it's caption privilege, yada yada yada. But like given that it is caption privilege, I'm surprised that Aaron and Sai have never met someone who does this because I feel like it's a thing that people do. Couched and privileged. Or watching the real housewives of New York. Well, no, because when I say, well, I mean, yeah, but like when I say, well, I mean, it's

a thing people do, like I'm sure there is someone out there saying, oh, none of my friends do that. Like I get that. But like, you know, the people I know are doing well for themselves, you know? Yeah. Okay. The point is that if they're on real house, why they should be wealthy enough to know people who do ridiculous, have ridiculous uses of their money.

And the fact that they don't, the fact that they're shocked by this shows how they maybe shouldn't be on the show in the first place. Uh-huh. Well, I'll put it this way. When you start adding that to the pot with, I haven't had sex for two years. He was my roommate. The popsicle don't forget the popsicle.

Okay. Literally has nothing to do with anything. The popsicle story. And then tie that into Povit going to Vietnam for one night. I mean, it's strange. It's strange. So then we go, then Abe comes upstairs and he's like, Hey, Abe, who does Abe just take a shower with Pommade?

Abe has very pommated hair. I'm not sure what style he's going for, but it's very grease the musical. I feel like Abe speaking with me. I think Abe literally just goes over to the Hamasle musical and just has their hair people do his hair. He's like, make me look as colonial as possible. It's raining in colonial times, okay? I just want to make sure everyone, thanks for coming in from the rain, to sign the Declaration of Independence. just want to make sure everyone thinks I'm coming in from the rain to sign the declaration of independence. I want to wear a black coat with a high collar and if there's a top hat option available to me, that's fine,

but make sure it doesn't ruin these colonial waves in my hair. So Aaron's like, oh my God, hey, you have to hear this. This is wild. Hold on. Brace yourself. It's about airline seating. Okay. So I tell him.

And so I say, okay, this is what she told me. The puppet was going to be a not for 24 hours just so he could get 60,000 points. And he's like, well, three or four days of peace and quiet. And you get points, not a bad deal. Oh, Aaron just kicked just, you know, kicked in the knees again, my husband. I know. He's like, no, excuse me. I have to ratify an amendment. So Aaron's like, I declare every American has the right to fly overseas for four days.

Hey, you're supposing me on my side here. I will. I will. I have to say some meals when back in 2019, when I went to Thailand, that trip going to Thailand and coming back, I got a huge amount of miles for basically one trip. And there was a part of me that's like, oh, I actually kind of understand the efficiency of all this, because with just one trip,

you can rack up all like so many miles that gets you to like those status tiers that you want to get to. And you don't have to do like trip after trip after trip, it's just like one big trip, and then you get to go to Thailand. So even though earlier in the season, I was making fun of pop, for doing this.

And I sort of, I understand, I still make fun of him. I still make fun of him, but I understand his logic a little bit more. I think it's crazy to say you're going to Vietnam to get a sandwich, but I think like in the context of Aaron and Si, I'm like firmly on pop it side. I'm like, let him get his sandwich

from directly from Vietnam. Okay. Get those miles. So Aaron's like, yeah, I guess David and Abe probably wish they could get on on playing for three days to have some peace and quiet. Uh-huh. Well anyway, so I was like, oh yeah,

well David's really looking forward to going to Swingas, all right? Cause you know, you guys like to get down. Yeah. So I hope I hope you have something to talk about at swingers. You can always talk about Jessol and her husband going to get a sandwich someplace. Sorry, Si, that Jessol and her husband are doing something 10 times more interesting than you and your husband have done all season.

Sorry. And yeah, your husband who showed up in this episode is as McGruff the crime dog, by the way? I mean, has he been using a voice changer this entire season? Or is it because the rumors about him came out a couple weeks ago or whatever? Because suddenly he's like, hey, yeah, you know what? Someone wants to sell me to be a nonbe sure. I'm sticking you dick and awake. Like what's going on? What's the sandwich of being non-be sure you're not sticking your dick in a way? Like what's going on? Yeah. So when did you start talking like that? No wonder she keeps you quiet.

So now we go to Uba. Did you eat Adrian Maloof for lunch? Like what the? Adrian is little red riding hood. Well, I know things now that I didn't before. Nice is different from God. So um, so, um, goes to this restaurant called Beatnik and she's got her Uba Hot and she says that one of this restaurant wants to do a collaboration with her and that's like what she has to do because she's trying to get this hot sauce off the

ground and so she needs to do collaborations. So that's what she's aiming for. And this is a roller named Lucy who's working and she's like, oh my God, Uba, we've been so excited to have you to talk about Uba hot. It's vegan as well. That is so exciting. Let's see what you guys can come up with. Let me introduce you to this chef.

This is going to be great. It's a lady with hot sauce. The chef surely the chef can think of something. This me introduce you to this chef. This is gonna be great. It's a lady with hot sauce, a chef. Surely the chef can think of something. This is gonna be fine times. Who about hot, am I right, girlfriend? Yeah, so who goes back in the kitchen and watch this guy, Jeff, make some sort of strange chicken sandwich

that's like slathered in the hot sauce. I don't know if it's the chicken cooked in the hot sauce or something like that, but it makes the hot sauce. And then she's like, oh, you know the pretzel bread. You know, first of all, I did not know there was such a thing as called pretzel bread. Oh, I did not know that existed ever. And then we have her like telling the story about

the first time she bit into pretzel bread. And I'm like, oh, I'm sad that like interesting Uba went away and we're back to and we're back to we're back to our pretzel by Uba. Wacky by Uba. I will say if you're trying to be an influencer in the food arena, you should probably know what a pretzel by this. I'm just gonna probably heard that one.

That's our new Jeff Fox worthy bit. If you want to be an influencer, you should know about a pretzel bond. Just like every punch influencer, you should know about a pretzel bun. Just like every punch line, you should know about a pretzel bun. Yeah, and then we get a really long scene about this. And like any scene that is solely focused on a Bravo Star's marketing of their shit,

I don't care. So I'm gonna go ahead and fast forward that. Is that okay with you? Yeah, it's really not that interesting. I'm still, by the way, I have to say, I'm not sure a pretzel bun is as amazing as people say. I think they are perfectly fine. I would never not have one, but they're nice, but I think that just the idea of the pretzel bun is so strong that people love them for that,

but the actual flavor is not that different. I guess it's a little tougher on the outside. There's a nice texture made. It's too tough. I've never had the pretzel bun is only good straight out of the oven than it's delicious, like a pretzel. But having it, it can't sit for like even five minutes

or it's complete rubber. And this is someone who will eat any kind of bread. Okay. And I will eat any kind of bread, okay? And I will eat a pretzel bread, but it's hard. And you have to like drink a lot of water while you eat it. And then you probably have, I don't know, you probably have like, it's gonna be hard to poop. Okay, I'm just gonna say that.

You're gonna have a traffic jam. I don't recommend it to anybody. Yeah, I mean, I also, my hot take is I actually think that pretzels are a little overrated. They're not totally overrated, but they're a little overrated. So I think the pretzel bun thing, I don't know. We're just to specify that it's been hot take. Not just ubah-hat take.

ubah-hat is not an ubah-hat take, no. So anyway, let's go to the hot sauce and have a brown stonch. Congratulations. So now we're gonna go to sign her brownstone, cooking with her aunt and talking about Basically how her aunt is like her mother figured out that her mother has passed away and

Sight has David has actually made a book of all of size mother's art that she made and made a really beautiful art book and she gives it to her aunt and her aunt start sobbing. And her aunt is like, it was actually was very nice. And that book was really cool. But what I thought was kind of funny is that when side describes her aunt, she says, my aunt is incredibly emotional, like very, very emotional. And she's like, Oh, by the way, Ant Sophia, here's a gift I

have for you. And Ant Sophia's like, is this going to make me cry? And she's like, oh, by the way, Ant Sophia, here's a gift I have for you. And Ant Sophia's like, is this gonna make me cry? And she's like, no, absolutely not. And then it's like a gift of all her Ant Sophia's sisters are. And so of course, Ant Sophia's sobbing. And I'm like, you know what, it's like, you kind of just ambushed your aunt on TV. She said, she literally says she hates crying.

She says, is this gonna make me cry? And so I was like, no, of course not. It's just an extremely sentimental and beautiful gift of your late sister's art. I was like, don't do that to Ant Sophia. She's just here to make you some food. Welcome to TV for the first time, now, sob. Okay, okay, you can go now.

You can put all of that food you just made into To Go's and leave it here, actually, because I'll have it for the kids another day. I would like to one day make a book out of all my mother's art and I would like to think it would just be a compilation of letters to the editor like I was at your restaurant the other day and I was seated before for other tables and yet somehow I set their food list while I watch them all be served their food. So I would like a full letter back on how you plan to resolve this. Rhonda.

It's like, this is beautiful. I feel like this is beautiful. Thank you for compiling this, whoever did this. Thank you. And then Sire says how everyone in our family is actually very creative. They're like either painting or they're drawing or they're writing or they're creating. You put on sweater Is the people? Free and take pictures of them. They'll be quiet you open boxes So now we go to Jenna and she's buying us. She's shopping with such dicks. I Feel great

I'm okay with that okay by the way and if there was a free bond me in Vietnam for you, that was going to be a sponsor blog post. I'm sure you'd be on the plane first and foremost. So Jenna goes, glasses shopping with her son Beckett and this guy is there and he's like, oh, welcome back. And Jenna is like, this is the only thing I've been wearing these glasses. And I need like some new options

because I'm going to Scotland. Do you have any kits that can be worn on glasses? Like little glass kits? Is that an option? I am looking up July 17th, Jenna lions glasses, real housewives of New York, Dita I wear. I'm trying to see if she has a collab with Dita because this felt very collabied, didn't it? Probably, but I mean, hey, she's getting some freak sunglasses. I'm a,

I mean, I like glasses. Of course she does. At least it looks like a classic reinvented Dita by Jenna Lyons. Okay. Hi, I'm being cured. So Jenna's like, I'm off to Scotland tomorrow and Beckett is like deeply independent. I think I mean, I don't know, having, you know, we have joint custody and like, so he's used to being like a week without me and a week with me. So I always try to schedule my travel in the week that he would have not been with me. And this was especially difficult because the town I'm going to in Scotland is only there once every 12 years. So I just really need to coordinate. Okay, you know what? I want to talk

about, God, I love these glasses, but I just want to, what, what do they, these glasses are made of Japanese acetate. Why is that necessary, Dita, but save for the cameras because the people really need to understand. What is that? It's organic. Okay? It's like, wow, organic. Asses organic. Okay, asses. Asses. Organic, asses and teen glasses.

Sounds great. And there's 600 and 50. You better give me some preservative laden glasses. $650 for organic. Fuck off. You can upmarket that a little bit or upmarket a little bit. Not to $650. That's some bullshit. I will take my preservative glasses. Thank you. Would you say these are the sort of glasses that really anyone could get, like maybe if you

lived in a beautiful town called, I don't know, Brickadune, and you were only really here once every 12 years. Do you think this would be the perfect glass for that situation? Should I bring them to Scotland? Deed a dune, no general lions. It's a musical about deed glasses. So they're trying on sunglasses and she's like, it's so crazy. For some. And then they're spending too much. And then we go to date night at swingers and Aaron and Abe arrived first because of course and then

Abe is like I feel like I've been here before and she's like I've never been here before So I think I'm gonna start with a glass of wine or should I have a cocktail and he's like cocktail she's okay I'm gonna do that I feel like Abe saying he's been here before. I feel like, I don't know. Well, let's just start some, let's just start a rumor. He was here with his mistress. I'll just start it.

I'm gonna start it. I'm gonna make it up. Because why not? Um, so Aaron is like, so Aaron, like the waitress comes over and she's like, um, could I, could we like start with like a bunch of guac? I know that's how cool people say guac. And we're just like, yeah, sure, we got mango, we got regular, let's do them all.

Cause I'm like really chill and I'm like fun. And I feed people. So like all the guacamole, but like don't bring any of it over. Thank you so much. Great. Can you just put it on that table over there? That would be great. Yeah, that way I can say it ordered lots of food, but I don't actually have to be around

lots of food. Thanks so much. Oh my God, and don't kill me, but I would love to do a mess cowl. But could you squeeze an orange in the mind? Don't just don't kill me. Don't kill me. I don't just feel like I'm just usually so fun and easy going. Splash a pineapple.

Oh, can I get bloody marimax on that and no tequila and actually no pineapple and no orange? Could you put vodka in the bloody marimax and put some celery in there? Don't kill me. That's how I like my mezcal margarita. So they come over so scientific David show up and doesn't Abe go wow We were betting on who would come first.

And it was you guys. You guys are so boring. I know. I mean, this is how you were on TV. This is like you guys turned up to a level 10 because you're exhausting me with Abor. Even reading the first few lines of this, I was like, why am I even writing this down? They come to a place, they look around, Abe thinks he's been there before and they ordered, why am I writing it? I don't know, it's not your fault that I'm writing it. I'm just like hoping for something. But also, just not giving it. Guys, this is like one of like

three scenes this season that has been filmed not in someone's living room. Could you just try to have some energy? Can you feed off some of the energy of having other humans around you, please? Yeah. So, um, so I would just like to point out, we've already had three scenes that are sponsored. We had Cosa Cipriani, we had Jenna's eyewear, Kavab, and we had Ubahat. See how many more we can get in here for this episode, Stan.

So, they, Aaron's like, well, I ordered a bunch of food, so you're not hungry. And it's like, yeah, I already ate just in case. I'm like, well, uh, they, serons like, well, I ordered a bunch of food, so you're not hungry. And it's not like, yeah, I already ate just in case. I'm like, okay, just say thanks. Um, so, erons like for someone who has so much sex, this, you are very unpleasable. Like who brags about having so much sex, I guess, I'm saying. So, Erin is like, that's like actually insulting.

It's like, now if she comes to my events, she eats before because she thinks I'm not gonna feed her. I'm like, yeah, because you haven't been feeding her. You don't feed. You don't feed anyone. You don't feed anyone. Yeah, I mean, that's true. That's like verifiable.

Okay. We've seen it on this show multiple times now. So then we get a flashback to the caviar and I'm like, reborn. so I'm gonna flip that. And so, size like, can you... Like, can there... There have been a more joyless person on TV. This, first of all, I was like, I already ate.

Okay, that's our first joyless thing. The next thing is, I think, can we get you something to drink? And she goes, could you two have very skinny Magarita? That's like with no sugar at all. Okay, so you just want the pure acid then? Okay, sure. You're right.

You're right, Tequila. That's fine, but then don't even try to pretend like I'm ordering a Magarita, a very skinny Magarita, no sugar at all. Give me a sour and sour, all right? She's like, I love, you know what I love to do? I love to eat. I always have to be eating no sugar please.

I'm like, okay, so which are you going to be? So, I'm exhausted by sigh, I really am. So sigh is like, who's coming? And I was like, oh, who's coming? Brynn is still sick and reading her rare books. And so it's like a triple date. Like with Povid and Jessel, your favorite. Is it gonna be awkward?

Can I make it awkward? Gross. Literally, I do not care. I cannot explain to you like how much I do not care about it. But have you guys even spoken since your lunch? Like have you even seen her? Glad I invited her. She's like no, like I don't care. Like I genuinely literally do not absolutely care. She's like okay I know but like I think she Yeah, well, I just wanted to be a self, okay? Like, I'm just gonna act like nothing's wrong. She is...

I don't care so much, I'm gonna yell at her for the rest of the episode. So then, um... So then, uh, David is like... I'm counting right now, okay. So what you do when you're stressed out, you just start tapping yourself and he's pressure points, And supposedly you feel better. Yeah. Ronnie's doing like raky on himself.

So, um, remember we went onto the, both what's her face? Patty's tangers podcast years ago and there was a lady on there and she made us do this on the podcast. She's like, if you're stressed, tap your forehead. So, uh, David, uh, David's asking about leave that didn't last, by the way. Well, I'd say when we say we were on the podcast,

we were physically there, I don't know if we actually sent anything. But you guys can look in the archives and tell us how we did. So they're asking, David's talking about a poverty in just all having a date at the Rich Carlton and everything. And I was like, oh yeah, they had sex. And he was like, wait a second. Was this confirmed? Like a constitution amendment, I don't know. He said, what is that? What does that even mean? And so I was like, that's what she told me. And David's like, yeah, but did they have like,

like that's what she told me and David's like, yeah, but do they have like, you know, like, what do they do? They fuck and size like, um, you know what? You guys need to get the truth from Povit. What the fuck do you weirdos care? They're just weird at this point. Like I don't even get what they're going for it. Who cares? Who cares if she never fucks her husband?

How is that any business of yours? Yeah. So Aaron's like, yeah, I get the truth out of Povit. Get it out. And Aaron's like, so then science, our science like, well, like you put out this morning or something, they're just like talking about sex. No, because Abe goes, well, what do we get if we get the truth out of him?

And Aaron goes, um, I'm good for a couple of days, like whatever. And so I guess, wait a minute, are you staying that you put out this morning? And Aaron goes, um, he got a blow job. And that's like a big deal for me. And they go, yeah, but it shouldn't be that big of a deal. And so it's like good for you. Yeah, you must have gotten her something good, huh?

Because like the only way that you would ever, I just all transactional, you know, this whole conversation is disturbing. Also, do you do this with your friends? Cause I'm a pretty sexually open person. And I don't sit with my friends like, you know what I blew him today. I don't year old day. I think it's a little swell. The whole load, guys, it was great. Anybody want some guac? They have mango, by the way. I just struggle hearing about Abe getting blow jobs when he looks like he's in a lithograph from a textbook.

So I mean, she won't even put salad dressing on. I just don't believe that she's like a big blow job person there. I'm going to say it. I just don't, I don't need to hear about it. Like I don't need to have the discussion about your blow jobs person. There I'm gonna say it. I just don't, I don't need to hear about it. Like I don't need to have the discussion about your blow jobs and stop putting things like that into the evidence, okay? Congratulations, you fuck somebody every day

when you're married or often. Good for you. Yeah, I just, I just feel like everything that do makes me annoyed. So just formative. Well, I don't buy it. I think that's the thing. I just don't buy it.

You're struggling very hard to prove that you have a very active sex life. And I just think that people who fuck that much don't ever have to prove it. I think they're resentful of Jocelyn Povitt. That Jocelyn Povitt haven't had sex in 18 months, and they're still like each other. Like that their relationship is not so tenuous at the moment that like, you know, the splooching stops that all of a sudden, like everything would crumble. I think that they are, they're like, one of the splooching stops. A PBS, a PBS special starring Ben Mampolka. It was mildly entertaining.

So it's Ronnie Caram. 100 100 percent. I don't think it could ever be any more any more than mildly entertaining to be honest. So anyway, so Abe gets his own diary room, which all another thing nobody needs. And he's like, I feel bad for Aaron, because I just wanted all the time. Yeah, you're a super sexual animal Abe. You're a real tiger jumping off the screen, are you? Is he talking about sex or is he talking about Patagonia vests? He's like, no, I need another one. I need it so bad.

Please get me that best. Oh, I need to make sure I got my Patagonia vest going. Can it be quilted? Thank you. So then, Pavel and Jassel come. And Jassel's like, oh my God, hi. It's just like the hottest club on a freaking Tuesday. Oh, this is so exciting.

Obviously, there's tension in the air. And I really don't know where this animosity is so exciting. Obviously there's tension in the air and I really don't know where this animosity is coming from. I mean, honestly, I think Si, maybe because she doesn't like me because I dress better than her. And I'm also bestest friend, sister friends, with someone who goes to Scotland for free. I mean, listen, even dressed like opposing pickleball paddles, I'm still better dressed inside. Have you ever wanted to put a traffic light sideways and then wear it? Have you ever wanted someone to try to punch you, but then they lose their arm going through the shadow hole that you've created with your dress? She really does look like a black hole from Tune Town. In that case.

I know. That by rerun dress. Have you ever wanted to redesign the Maths of Card logo and then wear it? That's what I do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yes. So they're still waiting on U-Bub, but no one else is coming, which they're telling her. And then, uh, he's probably like, so, uh, going to an Abe. No one else is coming. Abe's like, so what do you think of property rights?

Also, um, how did everything at the Ritz go? Come on. Oh no, first David says something to him. So David orders a cocktail and Abe's like, you know, could somebody eat? Cause I just feel awkward eating by myself. And David's like, oh, I don't have my wife with me here. And he goes, I don't get it.

I guess you're acting like my wife. Babe is like, still don't totally get it, but I'm just gonna move on. How did everything at the Ritz go? Oh my God, thank God there's some Ritz crack. No, no, the hotel, the Ritz side, the hotel, the Ritz. And Pob, it's like, oh yeah, it was a good time.

Yeah, it was nice to get away, like break away from the kids, like, plan out like what's the top things I'm gonna have on my bond me next week. It's great time. Mm-hmm. And it was like, yeah, but Aaron was just telling me you're going to Vietnam for points.

What's that about? He's like, yeah? What's, uh-huh, yeah? Mm-hmm, yep. All right, all right. What's going on then? What, when are you leaving? And then it's like, yeah, where are you going to Vietnam?

Yeah, yeah, well, the ticket normally costs, like, so normally it's a $15,000 run drip ticket But this ticket was going for a 900 bucks, so I bought three of them Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Let me take a stick out of my wrap Put it away. We're at dinner. Stop Stop I know you've got a debate with Abraham Lincoln to prepare for, but you have to stop and listen to this, Ibb.

So she's like, wait, you literally have three tickets. So why are you going then, Jessel? And probably it's like, um, actually, I've already used three of our two of them. And she says, um, you use them already? What's that about? Oh my God, we totally caught him. I'm not really sure what we caught him in something, but we just totally caught him in something.

Yeah, I used to have them. I used to have them. And then Aaron's like, hold on a minute. So you've been to Vietnam twice. And I love that like their logic is like, this is crazy to go to Vietnam and then turn around and come back And then their logic is then hey, why aren't you why aren't you bringing jess along your crazy plan? That's so crazy that you're not like oh this is crazy

No one should do that. Just a why aren't you doing it with it? They're just trying to get at the obviously your husband's cheating on you if he keeps going to Vietnam right jessil Because you're not going so um Aaron's like yeah, so you've been to Vietnam twice. And David's like, yeah, well, he booked on the flight before COVID, right? So cause yeah, but then why are you still going then? Like, do you love Vietnam? How many times do you've been to Vietnam?

You know, what's the big deal with Vietnam? Huh? What's the big deal? I think it's like, you're just going to come back and probably it's like, yeah, we'll have you ever flown international first class, which was like, that's a great kind of flex. Like, what's wrong with you people?

And they're like, yeah, of course we have. Yeah, like, yeah, hello, yeah. And he's like, I mean, it's just like you sit on a plane, you eat caviar, and there's no children around. So what's wrong with that? Yeah, you get fed. And it's like, oh, see you go on for that experience, that's the experience and not sex worker type experience.

And probably it's like, yeah, that's correct. That's why I'm going. But first, in an Apple first class. So I also don't feel like, I feel like Pobitson the truth. I don't believe he's going for sex tourism because he's talking to them. They're the ones that are crazy right now

for even questioning this. Like, yeah, like, doesn't this make sense to you guys? Like, doesn't my logic make sense? Yes. And so I say, honestly, I'm just so confused. I mean, what person flies to Vietnam for miles? Is his business there? Does he have some business?

Uh, why is she doing like a dance? She's like, does he have some business? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, locations places. So plus also honestly, bond me, it's really good. So I was like, so do you stay overnight? And he's like, yeah, I stay overnight and then I have a sandwich I go back. Sandman's like, I want a crumb. And Pob, it's like, well, we can all go, but there's no date yet.

We haven't figured out a date yet. So now they have a new thing to latch onto. So I go, wait, I thought you were leaving next week. I'm like, he's like, no, I'm not. Like, are you going to start fighting with him about like, that the date about the date that Jussle said, because Jussle probably doesn't even fucking care and just wants happy for Pobbett to get out of her hair. And she's like, I don't know, he's going next week sometime. I really don't care. I just know he'll be gone and he'll be back.

And so he's like, no, no, it's booked the day that the flight's open up, the flights haven't opened up yet. And Abe's like, oh, so you just want to get away from your wife and kids. And Jess was like, yeah, and he's got miles in there. And it's like, um, no, that's the reason he's telling you, okay, we just heard the reason. And that's what he, that's why he's going.

He wants to get away from his wife, okay. And Jess is like, um, I've never had any friends who are so invested in my husband's travel schedule. It's none of your business. Full stop. Hey Abe, how many shits did you take today? I don't fucking care. I don't have to justify any of this for you.

So Abe is like, so do you even know how to keep score? Oh, sorry, because they're playing golf. I'm like, wait, what? So I start playing miniature golf and then David the cage. I know what balls for Povett. The blue ball. He's got blue balls because we don't believe he had sex at the ritz. Ha ha.

I think Povett's like, yeah, okay, whatever. I'm getting both. So Aaron's like back at the table. She's like, so are you okay, Jussel? Like, the reason I ask you that is because I know you guys haven't seen each other. And she's like, who? She's you and Si.

She's like, oh, since that lunch, well, it was definitely not what I expected. You know, I mean, she was just very cold to me and very negative. And I just don't know what I've done to her. And so then Si comes, he goes, what are you guys talking about? And just like, oh, lunch. And she goes, oh yeah, that was the most awkward fucking lunch I ever had.

I don't care, I really don't care. I don't care. But it's so fucking awkward. I can't believe I waste all my time. I don't care. But like, honestly, like, who waste someone's time like that and bring stuff up like that? I don't care, I don't care. I don't care about it.

I mean, the reasons you wanted to talk to me, like, where you could have just been, it could have been a phone call. That could have been a phone call. So could all of this. You know, Joss, I was like, you know, yes, but we're shooting a reality show and I thought it'd be fun for us to have a scene so that our show can exist. Yeah. So, so I was like, well, you wanted me to tell me you wanted to meet me

So you could tell me like about your struggle and you wanted to compare our struggles And then you wanted to say you're not trying to compare our struggles And like why do you think out of everything we did in anguilla that that would be the thing that bothered me the most Oh really do you have a list? Okay, and I like the jostles like because you you seemed upset and then it cuts to side being like What are you talking about? We want to know about you. We want to know about you. We want to know about you. We want to know about you. Is that simple? It's like why would you think I was upset and I'm gonna about that. I know. Yeah That's strange. Strange why I should picked up on that and And so I was like, well, you know what, I was upset because you're not understanding what we're saying to you. It's like there's no

accountability for anything that you're talking in circles. It's like nothing is making sense. And then I'm sitting at lunch and you bring up my mom and I'll be honest to you. I don't want to talk about my mom and that as much unless I can have a scene about it. Okay. Like I just actually, and to be honest, guess what? I don't care. And Joss was like, oh, well, talking circles, I'm a publicist. That's what I do. I talk in circles. Really, I do it because, you know, Lin Yega shows up with her clown makeup and she loves it when I talk in circles and she goes, you be more circles. It's just a funny thing that Yat Lin and I have. At least some consistent also dressing circles. Yes, seriously, like, are there arms in there?

Like you look like a human bicycle. What, what's that about? So we can only get into Tom Cruise's circle by talking in it. So Uba comes and she's caring. This is where she's carrying her Uba hot box. Like this big giant green box, like facing Uba hot to the camera. As if we were seeing it for the first time. So basically she doesn't want to get into this. Aaron's like, oh my god, like I'm making a face like this

because of the their conversation. It's crazy. Yeah, the one that you started. Yes. Aaron again. So it was like, oh my god, Sai and Jester, they're like at it. Maybe she didn't tell me everything about the fight. So we see J is like, oh my god, Sai and Jaisal, they're like at it. Maybe she didn't tell me

everything about the fight, so we see Jaisal telling her three hours earlier about her trying to have lunch with Sai and thinking they're not okay. Right. And so, Uba was saying, Laura, you know, I thought you were doing some real swinging here at this restaurant. That's why all these tides look at this. I'm like, wacky tides. Look, Uber hot because I'm Uber and I'm hot. And just like, I love this look on you. Future sister friend also. And um, so I was like, Oh, but okay, you know what?

Sit down. We're talking. Okay. I know you wanted to. Okay. She's got hot sauce. Everyone you got that. She got hot sauce. Okay. We're back to my talking. Okay. Like, okay. Why would you bring this up, Jessel? When we're no longer in Anguilla?

And Jessel's like, well, I never meant to intentionally bring it up. And by the way, if I had known that was something that would upset you, like, when you're talking about my mom, like clearly it's gonna upset you. I've never been open about it. I've never, ever, ever talked about it. I'm like, you guys have known each other for three seconds. How is she supposed to know that? And also you've opened up each other for three seconds. How is she supposed to know that? And also, you've opened up about it like every episode. And I actually talked about it twice. You've actually talked about it twice and yeah.

Yeah, every episode. If you're not talking about it, you're talking about how nothing compares to it. So then, Aaron's like, you know, to be honest, I just get sigh. sigh, you know, like she's saying to bring up her mother at that lunch is like comparing your uncle and like, that's not the same thing.

Like everyone has a drunk cousin or a drunk up all, a drunk uncle, everyone. Like, I mean, come on. Oh, okay. Way to fucking minimize what everybody on earth, the fucking asshole. Way to minimize other people's family members. You're such a fucking asshole

and you're fucking messing the point again. I know, so I think I was super offended. It's just like, I am honestly blown away that I'm friends with Jenna Lines. Isn't that amazing? But I'm also blown away because like being offended that I shared a story about my uncle, Uncle Mittens, who went through a really hard time and then eventually passed away

That's a good story. I have no words Um, so, just like, she's just doing it You know what, just be real, just be honest, just be honest and real Okay, just be real and honest Like, I am, you know, and I'm never lied. I'm never lied to you guys. You lie all the time, just like you told me how, uh, what's his face is going to be at now I'm next week. You said next week is going to be at now. You don't know where he's going to go. And then we see a flashback of one week earlier with Jussel saying, so I'm finally

having a staycation with Povit because he's going to be at norm in a couple of weeks. So I'm just happy he'd learned this before he does that. So she did not give you a date of her father. Are we gonna hold Jessel to the cross because she said like she makes up the dates. I mean, it's also funny, especially when Sia's quoted multiple times on her own platforms of claiming to be married

for 14 years. And then, you know, arguing with herself and saying, oh, no, no, no, my children were both at my wedding. And like all this fishy stuff coming out about this relationship and all of it is alleged. I have no idea what's true, but it's just funny that all of her possible lies are being spread all over the internet while she's calling somebody a liar for a situation they weren't even lying in. And it's a situation that's so irrelevant and so stupid. And like, if you've never messed up a date, I can never keep doms this straight. There is no date.

I'm just saying, Covey has a ticket to go to Vietnam and he's probably going to go in the next couple of weeks. What's the big deal? I got it. Yeah. Also, I don't like being in a situation where it's constantly, I'm fighting for this particular character. I really like it. It's like fighting for Jessel all the time,

but these people are being such fucking assholes that there's no other option. Yeah. I'm resentful that I'm like in a position where I'm oddly defending Povets' ridiculous trip. So, Jussle, she's size like, okay, so now he's going to Vietnam when his ticket opens up. That's what you told me. And she's just like, I mean, listen, he has to go whenever the fucking tickets, I don't know,

she's just, so why? Well, why does it matter when I discussed it with my husband, but you're telling me that you don't lie and that I'm telling you that you do lie. And she's like, well, I don't care either then because I just keep going, I don't care. Like, I don't even care about this. And she's like, well, I don't care either. And I seriously, you know what,

I'm over this mean girl shit. And this is mean girl shit. She's now a mean girl, okay. She's, yes, you are. And she's like, you know what, Jessel, you don't even make any sense when you speak. And so they start bickering back and forth. And size like you can't even answer a question. You speak in circles. And Jessal's like, Oh, you know, I don't even get a chance to answer, because the minute I try, this is what happens. And

then you've got your pet parrot over there, squawking. And just drink to Aaron, obviously, it's my pet parrot. she's not even talking. What are you talking about? She is. She's literally talking to Uba, cheerleading your whole argument, that Erin herself started. Yeah, and Erin's like, oh my god, this is like, I'm like over here.

I'm like sitting with you. I'm like not even part of this, which is also like, again, it sort of has that mean girl vibes. Like, look how crazy she is, because she's like working on Uba to turn Uba against Jussle. So, Aaron's like, so Uba's like, she's like, oh, do you have my phone?

And Aaron's like, I'm sitting with you, and the then size, I'm like, I mean, you had me sitting there for fucking 35 minutes and didn't have the decency to call me. I'm like, you were there 20 minutes late and you waited 15 minutes. Now you're saying that you waited 35 minutes. That's a lie too. So Aaron's like, do you, are you going to help her?

Uba? I'm just like, no, I'm hungry. Just just to remind Uba real quick, uh, Jessal was the only person standing up for you on that trip when Aaron stole your sunglasses and was calling you aggressive because you dared not speak to her So that's right. Have fun with that. Have fun. Have fun with that friend you chose so size like I didn't even want to be at that lunch I don't know. I don't want to be a lump. There's a waste of my fucking time and Jessel's like, well, why did you come then? Because I was being nice. It was a waste of my time

Like your time. You're talking. Sorry. Sorry that you had to wait 20 minutes to open up that box on Instagram. So she storms off and say, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm so fucking over you. And just like, well, I've been, I've been over you. I'm done too. And so I was like, let's be done bitch. And just like, Diva diva. So good for Jessel for finally telling the slidy to fuck off. Okay. My God. I've been screaming it through the TV for weeks. It's nice to hear someone put it into words.

And she's like, yeah, I've never met anybody who lacks empathy about shit like that. And by the way, she hasn't seen this bitch yet. Yes, this bitch is going to tear into you. Watch out because I'm going to diss you. So then David's over there with the guys going, yeah, well, if I repeatedly went to Vietnam, I would be like, oh my god, you're still talking about that fucking swing or fucking golf club, dude. Seriously, so sorry comes over. Hey guys, I'm maybe a fourth. What are you guys talking about? How can I ruin Minnesha Golf? And David's like, well, I was saying that if I went to Vietnam repeatedly, like what, what would you say if I went to Vietnam repeatedly?

I'd say who the, who the fuck are you you fucking huh? Okay, let's play this game Let's stupid fucking game. I hate this. I want to even here. Can we go home yet? So David's like yeah, you're that you're that pavett maybe we're not going to Vietnam just me and you He's just a broke so I was like, I don't know pavett I mean what happens to be at nom if you go over and over again and What happens to Vietnam if you go over and over again? Huh? Huh? And David's like, what's stays in Vietnam? What happens to Vietnam stays in Vietnam, huh?

Got milk? And Povitsung. Okay, yeah. So he's like, so obviously they're bringing up this trip, like insinuating something else is going on, or she's trying to catch me in a lie. I'm going to eat a bun me. So. So.

He has now actually made it seem like this is a very reason for all the thing that anyone would do. Like I'm just going to Vietnam to get it on me. Like what's so crazy? Like yeah, he just, guys, Ronnie, he's just getting a sandwich in Vietnam, like no big deal. Yeah. So, yeah, you're right.

It has normalized it to me. I'm like, oh my god. I'm hungry. You know, I really need to look at international flights I was thinking of going to Paris to get a bag yet and a bed bug so David's like So he's like what I like These people are stop you know, I don't mind people aren't really who's that they're looking at. You know, and you're the king of all kinds. I don't mind a petty argument on these shows, but be interesting about it.

This is just mean, rude, and boring. You know, that's the problem, sign Aaron, go, just go. Just fucking go, it's over. Like wrap it. All right, so I'm gonna skip a lot of this. You know, obviously, Si is still going off and she's saying, I just say what everyone else is thinking. That's all I know.

Well, because they're talking about Uba now. Now they're like focusing on Uga, like who you dating, et cetera, et cetera. And yes, so Si is like, all right. All right, of course, is this the part where they ask, this is what I get for skipping stuff. Because at one point, David's like, you know what, Uber?

I mean, look, here's the thing. Obviously, a very beautiful woman. How come a woman like you ain't married yet? It's like, oh jeez. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying.

The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying.

The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. The most annoying. Like dating some fucking Mary dude who's willing to like leave his family for I mean, I don't know Maybe it's because they can guess this here. What a fucking rude thing to ask people I know yenta yenta one and yenta two over there. Sion David Really budding their nose into it. So who was like well, why don't we all okay? This is a good question What do we all close our eyes and then we can like pray to God and ask why and so they do this like a wacky deflection and then and pray to God and ask why. And so they do this like a wacky deflection. And then, who was like, okay, have a question. What made you guys think that these bitches were the ones?

Say something nice about, like, it's a genuine question. Like, why would anyone want to marry these women? And so, David goes, oh, it's easy for me. The honest answer is, I have never met a woman in my life who is more honest than my wife. And on top of that, we laugh hysterically all the time. Or at least I try to tell myself I'm laughing. I'm actually more crying,

because side doesn't actually laugh. Side is actually very, very joyless. And I've taught myself that being joyless is funny. So yeah, that's why I married her. And then Abe is like, you know, the biggest thing for me was I just need somebody to keep me honest. That's why I married her. And then Abe is like, you know, the biggest thing for me was, I just need somebody to keep me honest. I'm a save.

Yeah, which is disturbing, I think, as an answer. And also someone who I can make happy by just like, you know, like not having a boring life, you know? I mean, I want someone I can have an exciting life with. You know, loves to travel, loves to try new things, loves to music, loves to act, yeah, we fuck all the time. Chuck Swallard, he's like, yeah, I put up with my shit. I mean, I can put up with her shit for the most part.

Okay, so not one of those is a quality about Aaron that you actually love. It's just like, you know, someone I can go on trips with. Yeah, and I think that is the basic answer that a lot of people have for being in a relationship, which is like, well, not dying alone. So that's fine. I have so many dinner with every day.

That would be terrible to not have that. Also, tell us when your exciting life begins, because as far as we can see, you guys, basically, you're a lawyer who comes home and you guys deal with your kids and then occasionally occasionally go out to sidecarber like that's as far as we've been able to see into your life. So just as like great.

So go ahead, Povit, lots of pressure on you and Povit's like, you know, because like, by the way, Povit's a reason isn't much greater sounding than David's. He's like, well, because life is an adventure and, you know, you don't want to live a boring life. And I just want to travel and I want to have fun and do whatever. And she's a perfect partner for that, you know? So it's like being able to do what you love with someone else and then they also put up with your shit. So it's kind of a similar answer to David, I think. But, um, now everyone's's gonna jump all over for them,

for this answer. So Aaron's like, but a perfect partner because she lets you go on a trip to Vietnam and back alone. Well, I'm so chill, I'm a chill person. And I, you know, I don't give a shit what he does as long as he takes the twins with him. You're taking the twins to Vietnam, aren't you?

Please. And so I was like, I'm sorry, but you're married. She's telling us this. You married her because she lets you do whatever you want. That's the reason, which is what a way to hear that. Aaron's husband said literally the same thing and you're jumping all over for Povid and taking what he said. This is people, you know, Aaron lies constantly and twists things and now signs up here doing the same thing. I just, why waste time with people like that? I know, and Justin's like, I mean, he goes to strip clubs with his friends.

He loves, well, it's not so much that he watches women on dress, it's more like he watches people take the wrapping off of a sandwich. It's very exciting to him. You should see him at a subway sandwich shop. It's actually a little bit disgusting. I'm not gonna lie, it's disturbing too. But he loves it, it's his kink.

And Aaron's like, whatever, I think there's more to it all. I really do. I mean, I have theories. I do too. My theory is that Abe has probably already cheated on you and that's why you're so fucking insecure about insisting that you fuck him all the time and you're so sexual and Even if that's not true, which I hope it's not because even though I don't like you on this show

That's a terrible fucking thing and I wouldn't wish that on anybody However, what we do see is that you have a massive insecurity that your husband could come on national TV and say he would Cheat on you if you weren't fucking him enough and you act like he's a fucking homecoming hero. Yeah, exactly. I don't need. So now, basically, Uba is with Sai in the corner during this conversation and Uba starts showing Sai some text messages that she's receiving from a guy and she's like, he has

10 bedrooms. And so then the producer's like, he has 10 bedrooms. And so then the producer is like, why are you keeping this a secret? And Nupa says, you know, it's new. And I don't want anyone else's energy. And I just want to make decisions for myself. And so I can keep a secret. So, you know, and so so I, of course, is like, oh yeah,

don't worry. Like it's in the vault, basically the vault. She doesn't say the vault. I added the vault. But she's basically saying, I'm gonna keep the secret for you, and I only match this because next week, the secret comes out. Done, done, done. Anyone who cares, I just wanna make sure our recap this week

sets up next week's recap, accurately. So, now we go over to Brynn. Brynn goes over to Povid and Jussles Place, and she has a big furry hat on, and she has a lot of cold weather stuff, and she's like, with all the fighting, it's like there on the slopes, like, oh my God, there's like accents everywhere,

and you know what I'm saying. It's like, now it's time for like a little apreski. Uh-huh. I was like, okay, sure. Yeah, so... The prince like, yeah, I'm guys. I'm having a birthday party and I'm so excited. I'm turning 62.

I had a lot of work done. Okay, so this theme is going to be creative black tie. So, that's's gonna be fun. I'm gonna wear a sparkly dress without a bra. Oh, it's also the niche. I'm like, so you're basically making all your guests really angry right now because no one likes a cutesy theme that makes no sense.

Like creative black tie. Does that mean like you come dress in an oversized black tie with like your eyes sticking out or something? Like I don't understand a creative black tie. Does that mean like you come dress in an oversized black tie with like your eyes sticking out or something? Like I don't understand a creative black tie. So, um, in Jenna's like, huh, that's interesting. Um, if you want to revise that, I'm not saying you should, but I am someone who worked in fashion famously for several years and I'm like going like this, huh, which in fashion means change that. So, huh, yeah. So, Jussles was like, oh, the husband's infighted, and she says, yeah, what it is. Ah!

She literally makes that noise. It's not just us doing that. She's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! So, then they start talking about all the jama of a sigh. And she tells a brim about the lunch,

and her parents like, oh, oh she already told me about it. And now Povit comes in and joins and it just like so when we left on Quilla everything was fine and prince like oh what's it though I don't think so okay. And she's like well I mean it didn't seem like it because if it was okay when you left and then when you came back you felt like you had to have a lunch about it, that probably meant, I don't know, it's like she was speaking Scottish to you and you didn't really understand what she was saying

and you were like, wait, but you're my neighbor. Could is that English? Is it just English and an accent? I don't know, I'm going there soon. I'm so excited. And just I was like, no, no, no, sister best friend Jenna. No, I just think that there was a misunderstanding

that I just wanted to clear up and just toss my name into the trauma ring a little bit. So, Jenna is like, well, so what actually happened because you said that she flipped a switch and jostles like, so it's such a tough size thing. I can't believe you brought up my mom and I'm really offended. And Jenna's like, yeah, well, just so you know,

like no disrespect, but like, you know, a mom is really different than an uncle. So, and I'm, I respect the Uncle Mittens, but it's different. It's Uncle Mittens. Oh, I mean, okay. I guess they had it on the screen today. I thought it was Mittens last week,

but they, his name is Mittens. So, just like, no. You know, her energy towards me was so cold. She called me a prud, She called me a prude. She called me a diva. And, Jenna goes, a pava is, is she, diva, I mean, is she, is she a diva? And he's like, Jess, no.

Is side bipolar? Yes. She flips a switch. And one minute, she's fine in the next minute. And Jettel's like, oh, I don't think that's warranted. I mean, she's not bipolar. You can not call someone bipolar. And Jenna's like, yeah, you don't think that's more in-tid. I mean, she's not by Paul. You cannot call someone by Paul or, and Jenna's like, yeah, you might walk that one back.

Jenna and Brinn are both like, ah, above your MTV, we're not trying to shame people with mental illness. And he's like, oh, okay. So basically, Brinn's like, I'm going to help you out. I think what you meant to say is that she goes from one minute, she's like, who would you? And then you're telling a story of your uncle,

and then you think you're connecting. And then she's like, oh, by the way, and she's a different person in that moment. I think that's what you meant to say. You got it? You understand? Glad we got that in language that's acceptable enough to say when he's obviously making an offhand joke about,

but okay, glad we clean that mess up. So then, Povits like, yeah, okay, fine, she changes quickly, I retract, okay, I just don't get it. And she also thinks like, Jessel's lying about everything, like, you know this whole Vietnam thing, and Jen is like, wait, what's the Vietnam thing? I'm sorry, if we talked about that, I was answering emails. Very busy. Sorry, I was busy, wait, what's the Vietnam thing? I'm sorry if we talked about that. I was answering emails. Very busy. Sorry I was busy planning my trip to Scotland or reshaming international traveler just pop its international travel.

So Jenna's like, so Povits like, yeah I'm going to Vietnam soon and just, and Jess was like, next week, right? Next week is, there's no time. Like, God damn it, Povit. How many times we have to run over? You say you're going to Vietnam next week. I thought we had this sorted out.

So, Prince, I'm, you did tell me at the sex shop that this is already bugged TB age. And then we see a flashback. We're just as explaining to Brandon that Povit wanted us to go to Vietnam because he wanted to have his alone time. So he had a ticket booked before COVID and he kept pushing it and pushing it and now it's going to expire. Okay, she booked the ticket before COVID but it didn't have a date because during COVID there were no flights allowed.

Does everybody remember this? So now he's got a book it before it expires. They didn't say he actually booked the date. Why can nobody understand how this works? So now you're saying that he's going to Vietnam to get a book? Like you can't keep your story straight, Jessel. Jesus, now he's arrested in Vietnam.

We'll finally something to make sense. So Povits like, oh my God, okay, he explains it again. And so, Jussles, like, and who even cares about this? And Jussles says, you know, like, I wouldn't lie about something that's so stupid. And so Povits goes off to get more champagne and Brim's like, you know what Aaron told me? And she was like, oh my God,

Uber has the cutest question and went around and asked like, how did you meet the person you love? And Jussles, by the way, I find it how did you meet the person you love and Jussle? Who by the way, I find it so funny that this whole season has been about Jussle's vagina and she's sitting right in front of this vagina shaped tree. Did you notice that?

I did not notice the vagina shaped tree. I missed it. The vagabond. Oh, so she is like, who do you? Why do you love your wife, Jussle tells her? So Br she is like, who do you, why do you love your wife, Jessel tells her? So Brim's like, yeah, and then Aaron was like, well, what Pavek said was I like Jessel

because she does me to do whatever I want. And just like, that's not, that's exactly not what he said. Listen, is Pavek an idiot? Absolutely. Does he spend a lot of free time with the fried chicken society of Upper Manhattan? Absolutely he does. But one thing that he is not is a liar, just a very stupid person.

Yeah, well he also said that he was never wearing his ring and that that's weird and she doesn't know what's going on with you guys. And Jussles said, wait, what is she implying? What do you think? What do you think they've been implying this whole time? I love that Jussle's just now getting it. Wait a minute. Do you think they're implying that Spavit would be having an affair?

But who hasn't affair with the Barn Me? I don't get it. Oh, Jussle, you were so close to connecting the dots. Why would he fly to Vietnam? I let him go to strip clubs. Do they serve Bond me in strip clubs? I'm so confused what we're talking about. So Brin says, yes, she's stirring the pot, but this isn't cool to try and poke holes in people's marriages. And the only time it's okay to want to poke holes is in condoms with the really rich men. No one better call me a sugar baby, online. I'm gonna be passed.

Yeah, this is a classic, Brynn. That reminds, like that line there reminds me of one of the many times where I start telling it, I start like coming up with a joke on the fly and it's a full disaster. I'm like, I've been there, Brynn, I get it. So Jenna, Jenna is like, or what I call Monday. Welcome to my day.

I know. So Jenna's like, so do you remember what you said at the thing Povit and and just like, remember why you love me? Remember the line, the lines we practiced and Povik goes, oh, no, I was like six scotches in, and Jassel's like, everyone's trying to insinuate that you said that you're not, that you something about the booking or whatever, and brings like, yeah, Erin, in size of it, like, use it, oh, I love Jassel

because she lets me do whatever I want. And he's like, oh. And also he doesn't wear his wedding ring. So he's like, no, but I don't wear it. And just like he doesn't even have it. He lost it like two weeks into our, after we got married and he's never replaced it. And he did replace it with a chituroni at one point,

but of course he ate that. He ate it before he put it on my finger. You know, believe it. You know, I think that what he meant to say is, I him do whatever he wants so I don't have to do it with him Which would actually be accurate. So Jenna's like, yeah, I don't know whether taking shots at you guys like what's the big deal And so just so starts crying and she's like, you know, it's just me and girl it really hurts my feelings. I'm sick of it and like, you know, it's just me and girl, it really hurts my feelings. I'm sick of it. And, you know, obviously team her.

And she's like, but I did stand up for myself. I told her everything I needed to tell her. And I not only took notes, I made it in outline form this week. There's a PowerPoint coming right here, ladies. And yeah, so she's like, yeah, I stood up for myself. And Brin's like, but after, after she insulted you, like she got bored, so she walked away. And she goes, now I gave it to her back. I said, listen sister, here's what's going on. I have children who are socially inept. That's trauma too. And she didn't like that answer.

And that brings us to the end. Basically, it ends with jostle crying and br didn't like that answer. Mm-hmm. And that brings us to the end. Basically, it ends with Jussle crying and Brynn being like, oh, you shouldn't forgive her because she's an asshole. Which, you know, it's some stirring I can like, you know, we have stir, the enemy that, when you stir my enemy, you're stirring me. But Jussle will, yes, stir of my stir Stirred. Yes. So yeah, Jessel will see if Jessel takes Brings advice, which is to say stay the

fuck out of my business. Not sure. But but I also by the way I did appreciate Jessel's final self victimizing, which was I have a family. I'm successful. I have a career. I don't need this mean girl bullying. Like, okay, let's settle down now, okay. But yeah, season finale next week, looking forward to seeing how this all gets resolved.

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