Watch What Crappens - #2186 Below Deck Med: It Takes Tumi To Tango

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

On the Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E03), Tumi and Natalya’s relationship rapidly erodes, and guess who’s at the center of it?  Good ol’ Kyle.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So, well, today is below Dec. Medday, and we need to work on our accents for this below. Sure. There's a lot of more difficult accents coming our way on the show. You know, we get new ones every season. And so sometimes we like to have accent workshops, just with you guys, where we will play a little bit of the show. And we'll see if we can try to learn our accents.

Yeah, we have a lot of accents. And this week also introduced a French accent, which I'm surprised we have not actually had more French accents on the show, given that there's such a huge yachting industry on the Riviera, you would think that there would just be tons of French yachties. We get a lot of South African yadis on the show and Australian.

So it's exciting that we have Max. Max joins the show and is all super French. A lot of Max Max Max. I mean, it's very French. Like some, some accents you learn and some are just, they are just like you think they aren't cartoon. And he is very, I don't know that it's real, to be honest, because I feel like some French people that I've known,

don't speak like what I would think stereotypically a French person would speak like he does. I feel like it's like me, you know, I'm like what a gay person sounds like, you know? I trip over my tongue. I have the list and all that, a hard, sibling asks all that stuff. And I feel like, yeah, I'm gay. I feel like I don't know if he's,

I feel like he's pretending to be French. What do you mean? He is really French. He is super, super French. And he is so French, he does that thing where he's almost like reticent to even pronounce any sort of sound at the beginning of a word. Like he'll say, how are you? And stuff like, how are you? You're like, what? You're like, what? It's like you press start pressing record, like a half millisecond after he started talking, you know?

Yeah, well, this guy's a super cute guy and I love his energy, but it looks like not everyone's going to. So he scares me. He's scared for him. He scares me because I feel like he's gonna say something super problematic at one point. Like, what, did I see something wrong?

What did I see? What did I see? What did I see? I feel like that's a pretty good bet to make on below deck in general, isn't it? True. A deck he's saying something problematic. But I really feel like it's gonna happen for him. Like I'm just bracing.

I know there's gonna be a moment. I'm gonna be like, oh no. Excited for it, you know? Or it's like, remember last season I'm below deck, man, there was that guy read. He was from the south. He's like, I'm rude. I think his name is Reed.

Might not have been Reed. Oh, the guy is out. I'll just say so many things and make people mad. Sorry, your mom is too. I'm just getting help it. I don't know why I always put my foot in my mouth. And then what he just said, according to he's like,

Oh, well, you're obviously star for attention. that's why you're like slutty all the time right huh guys like oh see twerk a lot because of your crippling insecurity huh yeah and he's like whoa I'm gonna have a crippling insecurity but that's no reason to make fun of me I'm just a white pony likes a twag oh we'll get back to it. Wait, isn't she? Is it Med that she's on? Which one is she's Med? She was med last the last two seasons. Oh, wow. I didn't even realize we got rid of twerk. Yeah, no Courtney. No Courtney and no Z. Oh, wow. Wow. Sometimes I forget what show we're on, but here we are. It's still moving. It's a spectrum of below deck. So we start with a drama chord because we are where we left off last week, which is

to me versus Natalia and to me saying the organization is a sh** show. And Natalia is like, the glasses are here. So you don't have to run there. That's all I'm saying to you. I don't understand why it's so bad. I'm saying it's good because there's different levels with different glasses. And to me it's like, don't get defensive. She's like, oh, I just, I have my opinion, it's a watch.

Like, I know you're getting offended and I'm not offending you. Your part of organization is impeccable. What you've done in a day is impeccable. But before we got on the vessel, the way it is set up is not necessarily the way I would want to swap onto a boot. That's what I'm trying to see. Well, I'm telling you, it's great. All right, that's what I'm telling you. And I can give my opinion. Well, I'm honestly just telling you, it's great that we've got so many levels.

We can go upstairs, we can go downstairs. There's a list. There's it. I've given my opinion. That's it. That's it. So don't see this with me. All right, don't see this with your hands, please. We can go dancing is always a place I've given my opinion. That's it. That's it So don't see this with me. All right, don't do this with your hands. Please Hand to come and get me like that. She's like, okay, you know it just show me the laundry To me is like what the fuck cuz by the way to me is not doing all this with her hands Okay, she just has her hands for a little bit forward, but But by the way, our theory from last week, our theory, I feel like is so incredibly valid. Our theory is that Kyle poisoned to me against Natalia. Kyle probably said, oh, you didn't told me.

Yeah, you really have to put it in place. You can't even because if you give an inch, she'll take a yacht. So you just have to be really careful with it. I'm just like a steable. It's a dirty ride away because I feel like to me came in with that energy like I have to immediately create a parameter with her and And now everything you know you need to do it. No, yeah You need she doesn't listen very well. So you have to move your hands in front of us

Don't that I thought you should do Yeah, I don't think it's much of a theory only because to me said last week, Carl's already warned me about this girl. Right. But like, we know how Kyle is a little fucker. Yeah, because I mean, like, to me does come in pretty cold. I'm not going to lie. She does come in cold, but I feel like she came in cold because Kyle was like, you really have to be coming cold.

You have to come in cold, otherwise she's gonna walk all over you, you know? Yeah. So, I don't know, but these two, it's not working out. It's not that. And we just saw a whole season of below DAC where everybody was super supportive of each other and loved each other, at least in this stew department.

Yeah. So this is almost jarring, even though this is more normal, right? To have like this is more normal stews. This is kind of normal flavor, but I'm like, well, I don't understand what's happening. Yeah. Well, you know, I had a little drink. I feel she's been through a lot.

Like it's hard to let past seasons go and to new season. And, and also I want to clarify, to me is only really being cold in the target. She's been warmed to everyone else when she got on the boat. So that's what makes me really feel like Kyle said. Like you have to like watch out for Natalia, make sure it's established boundaries.

She's gonna try to like start to assert herself, you just have to like be on top of it. And like that's the vibe that I get. So Tumi is in control of her own actions and she can only be, she can only, the way that she interacts with Natalia is on her, but that being said, I blame Kyle. Kyle 100% and then we see it comes to it comes to it's so toxic. The whole episode Kyle is so toxic. Yep. Um, so let's see. So they're still going on about this. So now they're trying to like move on like show me the laundry and To me it's like I mean clearly she did a great job on the charter and clearly I would love to work with someone like there

But how but also how was she like it if someone started going off on her like that very beginning? She wouldn't like that at all and my mom taught me to stand up for myself and she didn't take any shit at all. And when she cracks the whoop, run, run, I'll tell you that now. Senator Tyres showing the laundry off and everything and to me continued. She goes, you know, when we got to high school boys would actually play with our hair and make comments about racing stuff and I put them in their place and they never tried me again. So be kind and don't let them walk all over you

So then it's like this is about okay over here So there's like laundry over here, and then this is a place where I organize really well and over there's another place I organize really well and there's a place over there That's the beginning of the flow and the flow comes all the way over to here and some would say it's a really good flow So I did that amazing here and some would say it's a really good flow. So I did that. Amazing. When I came in here, the washing machine was over on its side and the dryer was actually in a different floor. So I had them actually organized and put next to each other. To me, it's like, no, I don't like it like that. I'd actually rather the dryer be in the water.

Well, how can you say that? I was saying it's better when the side was so wide. This was actually a Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, around Cherokee, Cherokee. That's what I came asking. You got to build a horse. We built in the fire hall in one day, because the flow was that good. So I'm going to tell you it's like,

all right, there's the boat. Otherwise, maybe it's USS I Organize all this shit with you. You're welcome. All right. Anything else you'd like to know? And to me, it's like, okay, thank you for everything. Goodbye.

So goodbye. Why drawing your sleep? All right. It's then Haley's somewhere. Sneezes. And you think I think I just beat a little bit. So then Natalia, Natalia goes up to Jessica. And like Jessica and Luca are upstairs.

I think they're having like a meal or something. And Natalia's like, she's a are upstairs. I think they're having a meal or something. And Natalia's like, she's a fucking bitch. I'm sorry. Like, me and her already got into a little bit of a teeth and she was like, oh, just that may be an opinion. And I was like, damn, do these to me? Do these to me doing this hand flapping thing? Which honestly, I'm gonna say it right now,

feels a little coded. Like it feels a little coded, the hand thing. Because to me, just put her hand out. She actually is like a little, she made like a little coded. Like it feels a little coded, the hand thing, because to me, just put her hand out, she actually is like a little, she made like a little hand platform and moved it side by side a little bit. And it was not in anyone's face, it was just like her, it was like a gesticulation.

And for Natalia to be like, she was like, oh, this? I was like, I feel like I know we were getting it Natalia, and I've championed you in the past, but if you do this, I'm not gonna be able to champion you anymore. Yeah, it's tricky because ultimately, the one who's kind of causing all of this is Kyle, right?

And so Natalia is out of sorts already. Kyle is fueling it. And now Natalia is being super defensive about every little thing, but she's also projecting on to me. And to me is also not great. Like there's no one really to be on their side at this point. Yeah.

This is veering into like, it's like, what are you really trying to say with a hand in the face? That's what you really don't say. I mean, like, even if you don't mean it, you should know better at this point in history. Right. Because it's coming off that way. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's coming off.

It's not coming off great. So, Talia, yeah, tallia is going off and she's like, you know, when she's putting a hand up and I'm like don't put your hand up to me And then she's probably gonna get a kicked in Sandy and get me kicked off, which is just shit for us You know because if all tips go down here, you know why now it's like okay You cannot like somebody without going to the entire boat and dragging their ass. Exactly. Just got on the boat. You know? Like in a tall, yeah, come on, dude.

Yeah, she, it's been like half a second and you're already like going on and trying to poison the well against her. So then Luca meanwhile is like, oh, I love this kind of drama. So then, uh, Jess is like, you love this kind of drama? She's like, I don't, I don't like it at all. And then, because she like, you love this kind of drama? She's like, I don't like it at all, even because she doesn't like conflict. And she's even like, well, maybe she's just trying to adapt and then tells her,

there's no warmness there. There's no warmness whatsoever there. So then Natalia says, she needs to appreciate the fact that I've set up the flow and like the bits in a good place, but there's like a good way to step into this role and have a respectful handle while I'm coming in a good place, but there's like a good way to step into this role and have a respectful hand over and come in energy. Like be positive.

I'm like, you're the one talking shit about to me to everyone within the six seconds. Natalia is so defensive. I mean, she's sitting there like going back and forth with her water bottle top. Like she's just about her head is about to pop off, you know? It's a correct way to step into this role. Respect the handover.

Have respect for people. How could you? Namaste. Okay. Namaste. That's what I say. Namaste. Namaste.

Thank you. So then we go to Tumi and the chef. And Tumi is like, okay. What do you think of doing? What do you think of doing today for food? And he's like, well, here's what I like to do. I like to give plans day one. Okay, we need some Jack work.

Just give your Jack work. Okay, my Jack work is, I'm pretty good with menus. I give, I'll give plenty of warning. Pretty good with it. I think so. I'm pretty good. I don't like to be rushed. Don't rush me. Don't rush me.

This, so I need to put the video up on the screen. Okay, so this is Jack. This is from last week. Okay, this is Jack talking about eggs. But easier with medium eggs. What even is that? Just a made up word to make him sound like he's an old-school food. What is it?

What is that? Easy. Does he roll his arse? I don't thinkizz? It's not. What is it? It's not. It's not easy. Does he roll his arts? I don't think so. Let's see. What is it? You're doing a solid shrek. Rrrrr.

Rrrrr. I am going to the sky. What is he doing? What is he doing that? Let's see. Just to make it wet. By the way, I'm saying you're doing it. You at least have some kind of handle.

I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm like, what? It's like, right? Now you're just speaking Spanish. That doesn't make any sense at all. I'm like watching five seasons you doing? I'm like, what are you doing? It's like, right now that you're just speaking Spanish, that doesn't make any sense at all. I'm like watching five seasons of Love Island UK, please activate all you've learned, activate, activate. All right, let's hear it again.

To make him sound like he's an oz... He's an oz, me, the oz, me, the oz, me, the oz. That's even... I'm not sure he's making any sense. You know what he likes? No, that's Irish. Irish. Nobody likes the oz, okay. I think I know what that is. Over easy, that's Irish Irish. Nobody likes the eggs. Okay.

I think I know that. Over easy over medium eggs. What even is that? Just to make the way to make... Over easy, over eggs. Or... So instead of orders, or...

Over easy, over eggs. What is that? Over easy, over eggs. Over easy, over eggs. I'm not saying that. Over easy, over eggs. Or just make a weird card. Just make them think he knows what he's talking the over eggs. Just make a weird card. Just make them think he knows what he's talking about about dogs.

I just know some oak trees. Yeah, nice to talk about what he thinks he knows about food. Food. Okay, so, ooh is E. I'm just gonna write this down. I just try to make my voice sound like a deep well. Ooh, easy, overworked. Just trying to make it do work.

Okay, oh it's us. Hello. It just made a point. No, it's not. It's not about feed. You'll see the Jetski coming. We're hopeless I think on this. Okay, let me see.

I think I'm too attached to whatever I think I'm doing. It's just gonna stick. That's just what it's gonna be. I apologize. You can go for accuracy. I'm going to. It's sweet as chef meets like Scottish brogue, but somehow like lands in the Beatles territory.

I think I hate to write that. That's the eggs. It's a ox. It's the ox. It's the ox. Yeah. When do you hate to write that? That's how it's the eggs. Okay, one thing I hit about that was the eggs. Okay. So this is Natalia asking what they're gonna do later and being like I hate to me.

Oh, I Think so they want to give Michelin stock, you know, it's gonna be tasty menu so low just more plates I mean I had to run and also set up. It's gonna be a taste in many a So all small plates loads of small plates loads of small plates. It's gonna be a tasty menu It's gonna be a tasty menu tonight No, it's a small plate. You're tonight all small plates. Okay, so I suck still this is gonna be a long row Yeah, I'm totally resistant. I'm trying to listen to him. I need to really be I need to be like I need to go to Jack.

Jack said it doesn't need to come to me. We need some we need some Jack monologues, you know, or he's like, please, how I grew up and this is why I don't lock that because they've got eggs. We need to hear like his journey with eggs or something because it's hard to just get it from a sense here and a sentence there. I low degs growing up. I at least I was told that because for the first six years of my life I've no memory. So it's just a zombie, a zombie that ate eggs. I was the one zombie that didn't like brains. I just like eggs. For more time, remember my childhood, they called me an egg zombie. Okay, so let's go back to the scene. Now we are with, here, let me take that off of the share thing. Okay, so we are back with Tumi.

So she goes into the chef and asks him what he's doing. And he's like, I don't give you my plan, stay warm. And she's like, so Natalia comes in and she's like throwing things in the sink. And now we hear it's time for a preference sheet meeting. So everyone, he's invited to go to the preference sheet meeting plus Natalia, who just stands there.

And she's nice. Well, that really, the only reason you're even able to have a meeting with all the heads is because someone's organized that for you. And they, I mean, this, you know where this table was, it wasn't in the mess before, it was next to the water skis. If it hadn't been for me, you'd never have a preface sheet meeting. So I'm just wondering where the thanking is. Also, there is a sign that's up right next to her that says,

cell phone free zone. I'm like, she totally put that up. Guys, this is a cell phone free zone. You can't bend your cell phone in here. If you're in here on your cell phone, I'm going to have to tell Captain Sandy, I'm sorry. She is doing basically what I used to do as a kid. One of my brother would have friends over.

I would just like stand near them and be like, wait to be like invited to hang out with them even though they're four and a half years older than me. They were like big kids, but I'd be like, I'm gonna stand over here and like draw with my crans. And then you know, you just hope you get swept up into the plans of the big kids. Yeah, I do that now.

And my ripe old age, Yeah, I do that now. And my ripe old age, I will still do that. I will just stand near people and be like, eventually they'll see me. Hm. Your cellphones are loud. No cellphones, this is cellphone free zones. And so unfortunately, little boy, you're going to have to go away. It's time for commercial.

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So then Natalia is just standing there and Jack is telling to me, tomorrow you want to get together to mount proper lanes and speak together. And she's like, okay. And Natalia is like, goodbye. Right when Captain comes in, she's like, okay, I guess I should leave now. So she leaves. Yeah. Hey, everyone. This is Charter number two, which I'm so happy about. This next guest is not someone who fixed my eye, but I've got my eye on her. Her name is Mecha Moore. Mecha Moore Henson, by the way, and her guests have experienced success and they like to see their wealth by traveling to luxurious vacations. So they're going to complain a lot, basically. That's what I'm starting to say.

They're going to be complainers. She's a publisher of a lifestyle magazine called Pink, which I was super excited about because I love Pink. You know, she's very sporty. She hangs from ropes during your concerts. Yeah, the first magazine that when you order it, it arrives by a dangling rope. Doesn't come by mail, just comes by a bungee cord. So there's someone here who owns a plant-based wellness program, okay? So Jack, how are you with vegan food?

I'm about to go to Zayam with eggs, which is pretty cool, I'd say. I'd say eggs. You know? I thought I'd veganism once. It was a Tuesday, lasted two hours. I'm pretty cool to say, bags. You know? I thought I'd veganism once. Is it Tuesday? Lasted two hours. That was the worst time I'll ever have.

Okay, when you say good, are you good like, norma is pretty good at checking documents or like I'm pretty good at hugs? Because there's varying goods. Okay. Bleep. Hey, Sandy, I heard what you just said about me.

Didn't appreciate it. I'm fucking great with documents. You're the one who can't read for shit. Okay, love ya. Bleep. Wow, Norma, I'm glad that you're better listening in when you're not in a conversation. Then you are at listening to what an employer actually

needs an employee. Bloop. Okay. How about next time you try to dis me, you make a little bit more sense because I couldn't follow that. Bloop. Well, I wasn't really ready because you're not invited to this meeting, all right? I'm going to need a little more time.

Why don't you interrupt meetings a little bit less and spend more time in the not mess hall and more time in messy hall, which is your office, which you probably aren't even in because you're really not doing your job. God, this is really long. This is thanks for your patience. Bloop. Yeah, you're right. I am in messy hall because the soccer player messy banged me last night

That's the sort of pull I have what about you and your preference. Guess what? Here's a preference. Not you Okay, well Norma. I'm gonna take you this pink's not just a singer in Egypt She's also the color of what I have to swallow because you make my stomach hurt. Bloop. I'm sure you're very comfortable with the color pink because you've received a lot of slips of that color. I'm sure. Bloop. Bloop. Well, you know, if I did, I can count on, I know one person I couldn't count on to restaff

me. And that's you. You dumb bitch. Okay. I gotta go now. Love you. I'm in the middle of a meeting Yeah Carlos is getting out of the out of the shower. So we can go for round two blue Blue love you slut love you too. I think his first name's Carlos. I should double check on that

Luke does he know pink Blue he's actually she's not actually his favorite bloop. We actually did talk about that Bloop. Uh, he's actually she's not actually his favorite bloop. We actually did talk about that. But I said bye already. Bye. Oh, bloop. His name is Lionel just so you know Carlos. Oh damn it. I didn't sleep with a sacre star at all. Who's Carlos Missy? So um, Jack's like, um, so he's like, I don't even know how to answer that. She's like, uh, have you ever sucked on a cash shoe so hard that milk came out, Jack? Okay. That's veganism.

I'm going to need you to focus here. Okay. Hey, also, I just looked at the weather and it's going to be real normal. I'm sorry, real bad. So we might have to stay in the dock. You know, Mecha has used to high end events and the doc really needs to be immaculate, okay? So we're gonna have diamonds or forever party,

a pajama party, a late night snacks party. And to me it's like, I love a pajama party. I'm gonna go back. Oh really? Because all I said about the pajamas on the sofa in advance. So are you just listening in? Okay, Natalia, can you just step out of this?

There's a no cell phones and no Natalia's on. Okay. So then we get more proof of what Kyle has wrought. So the meeting's over and Tumi walks away and immediately text Kyle. She's like, give you a heads up between us. I know you're mates with her, but Natalie needs to stay in her lane because

to me losing her shit will end in her walking off because she had a deeper moment. Okay, this is a terrible look to be in a position of power and already shit talking your subordinates. This is bad for me. She's a bad move. She should be smarter. Bad professionally. Bad also just because you shouldn't be texting these things to

Kyle because you will weaponize it against you. Yes. And part of me is like, you know what? Does she know how Natalia is because she watched her season? And so she knows that Natalia sucks. But if that's the case, then you should also know that Kyle sucks and he's a stir. So I don't know. There's no real excuses here.

Not starting off well, too. And then of course his response is I'm sorry he is this. I did tell you she came for all of us though. So he's also like, yeah, she's terrible. Like he is actively feeding her this image that Natalia like she is gonna like try to undermine Yada yada yada, which Natalia is doing, but also like she's doing that because Kyle put a bug in Tumi's ear that you have to be careful of Natalia. Yeah, so don't we see eclipse of last year and this edit with a little funky too, I thought,

because she's like, why are you yelling at me? You're the chiefs too, and you've not addressed my colleague, and Natasha's like, where you work together? You can address it on your own. No, Kyle is a male screaming like obscenities at this check in front of everybody. And I feel like it was your job to be like, no.

And you're gonna be, it was the same problem with the job. It was, being completely manipulated by Kyle last season. And Natalia was doing a lot of work last season. And Kyle was like, oh no, my shoes. Or like his ankle. Or he was like, he was in love with Frank. And Natalia was doing all this work. And Natasha and Kyle were budding up and being clicky.

So like when Natalia, quote unquote, came for everyone, she finally was just fed up and just was like, fuck all of you guys. And it was not like all season long. She just came after people over and over and over again. Like the girl who was on two seasons ago who was terrible. Lexi. Yes.

My gosh. Yeah. Okay, so Kyle. Kyle's exhausting, okay? Is he even back on the boat yet? No, he hasn't. He hasn't. He hasn't shown up on the boat yet. No, yeah, it's a gutter. It's not even back on the boat yet.

And like, I'm already in a tizzy. So Natalia starts texting her boyfriend and she's like, the new chief's still just arrived and I already had a ball with her. She's a bit of a nightmare, but like whatever. And he's like, he said, well, be careful, you're getting into some weird stuff. And she's like, I'm already into weird stuff.

I'm dating you. Oh, if you've fucked anybody yet, not today, I care. Alright, not today, I didn't care. But if you want this life, so I'll do work, and you've got to meet me halfway. Love you, bye. Don't fuck anybody or fuck and cut your balls off. This open relationship is really new to me,

and like, we haven't really discussed any rules or guidelines. And like, I do find other people attractive and I don't see myself sleeping with one person with the rest of my life, at the same time I don't want to like, it doesn't sit well with me that my partner will be sleeping with anyone else. I'm like, we're going to have to like, we're going to have to draw this to a close because I don't think any of us care about the great areas of your open relationship. Like, you're in an open relationship. It is

what it is. We get it. I don't need to hear every episode. I just don't know what I'm allowed to do, what I'm not allowed to do. I'm like, you, but just if I don't need to hear every episode. I just didn't know what I'm allowed to do what I'm not allowed to do I'm like you but just if you don't ask your boyfriend soon I'm just gonna have to just have a close relationship with you Well, so funny just how how obviously she's not into it and even they have because he's like, please stop asking me But have you fuck somebody then give you give you give you give you just change laundry Did you change your dick and somebody else's for join us? Have you, have you, have you. I'll just change Shalondry. Did you change your dick and somebody else's vagina?

Guess it now. So now everyone gets into bed now it's the morning. And Sandy is like, oh my God, the storm is right here. What's that? We're bringing it back. No, no, no, not storm. It's the storm. Thank God.

Talk about needing to be an open relationship. I could have understood, stood it back then. I mean, what am I going to fuck? I'll burgl to be an open relationship. I could have understood stood it back then. I mean what am I gonna fuck a burglar beany? So Okay, guess what I'm watching watching my favorite show wind okay in the screen look at that Wind big one. It's six miles big. I wonder if it's based on the book You know, it's gonna be a long one. It's going to be a long wind. I really enjoy the short dark wind. I mean, we see plus. That's a good one. That's a good one. Gosh, I wonder who did it. I wonder if I know who's going to inherit this. So,

Sam, do you sure I certainly don't want to be gone with that? Hey, say, I'm everyone get your wings out because guess what? something's getting right under it right now this morning. So, to me, it's like, all right, everyone, she's like, tells the stews to go finish the cabbets and the toiletries, that bitch, what a bitch. And now she's with Jack, and he's talking about lunch to me buffet style. And she's like, when it comes to shifts,

I've always had been really lucky to have great relationships with him, because I get them. They're not cases. And I think I'm in not a case from time to time, but working with, you know, working with Aisha, when it was her first time as a cheats-sue, I learned not to let people walk all over me. And if there's one thing I know about being a cheats-sue, is don't piss off the chef. And then we see a flashback at Aisha,, sir, what's going on with it? With the galleys? I don't tell you how to change a vacuum cleaner. You stick the vacuums, I'll stick the cook and a tuts. God, that goes a real piece of shit. He was a piece of shes. And wasn't to me team Ryan last

uh, she was a little burst half of the season. So initially, she was in she was like, I think she was drawn to his broken soul because she's that type. But then he basically was like, yeah, so you just, you just called me out or something like that. She did like one thing that offended him and he just was a victor and she was like, okay, fuck you, never mind. Yeah. So then we go to Haley and Laura talking. I love this relationship, by the way. Haley and fucking Laura are so funny to me. Haley's like, you know why?

I'm not even doing the fine, right? I hate fags. Like, she's like a literally idiot, Laura. She's like, no, no, Laura, Laura, Laura, like you smile, you say, not, Lou, Lou, yeah, yeah, Laura. My name is not Laura, is Laura. I don't understand why people can't understand that.

Laura. Laura, Laura, Laura, Laura. So you don't use flags on tugs. Is that what you're saying? And Haley's like, No, flags are fucking stupid. There, I said it. No, I just farted. I feel like there probably were flags on your tugboat, but you just didn't either do them right or didn't realize like I feel like every boat always has a flag, both love flags. Luca goes down to talk to Talia while she's in Laundry. It took like, to do a little flirting. And he's like, how are things going with you?

I'm still hot. And she's like, it's all shit. That's what it is. You know what? I want to stay in Laundry after my little shenanigan band there. I just want to be here. That's what I want.

It's been a long day. I really can't wait for Kyle to be here. Mike, Kyle did this to you. I know. I cannot believe you went through all that season with Kyle and you're still sticking up for Kyle. Exactly. And, uh, exactly, especially because Kyle, I think kind of snaked his way into second stoop position here because he talks, he got into Tumy's head. He's, he's pitted them against each other. So of course Tumy puts Natalia at as third stew. I know she was third stew at the beginning of the season,

but it technically is kind of a demotion because there were equal seconds to his last season. So now, here comes Kyle walking down the pier in Flappy Fabric, and he's like, I can't understand. Here's what I wrote. Kyle comes rolling down the dock and slow motion, wearing a terrible outfit I can't even explain.

Like what was this? Who's after you? I don't even understand what this outfit is. Where does this shirt tuck in? Is it shaped like that? Is it just a funny cut? Is it just a tie of a square? It's just a tie of a square.

It's like it's, it was, I don't know. His fashion sense is his fashion sense. And he's like you thought you were done with me Oh I'm big So he goes in squealing. Oh I mean Kyle jumping and hugging screaming at each other and And I was like oh my god this thing is like a cruise ship. I'm not even joking about it God, this thing looks like a cruise ship. I'm not even joking about it. And Tom is like, I know I got lost in the boat. Well, you know, if you read my signs, you won't have gotten lost, but I guess that's another thing you didn't appreciate,

that million what I've done. No cellphones allowed in this room. Captain Cindy, warning me back with so special, being warning back on the boat by her, I mean, you've got to be special coin. And then we see Kyle's greatest hit. So walking out with the Deldo coming out of his pants, you know, Kyle, I like it. I like he's like, you've got to be a special coin. And they cut to a shot of him wearing like an arm sequin vest and going out to guessing, saying, no rush, but we're ready for service when you are. I was like, wow, special kind right there. It was like such a generic clip of like someone of like a

wait staff telling people that their table is ready. I was like, yeah, wow, you're special kind right there. Well, I was wishing to be chiefs do on this season, because I'm always looking forward to reaching the next level in my in every career that I'm on the tag, but they'll see who's service going soon. So Kyle meets Laura and Haley and Luca and Laura's like, you smell like a dream. And I feel like I feel like broken memories. So it's like, we're most really insistar. And so he goes down to the lottery and look, it's Lucas like where's my Australian sister? And so he goes down to the lottery and look at his look as like she's in the laundry and goes, of course you know where she is.

So they like dry hump on each other and he's like, I'm genuinely so excited to see Natalia. I can't wait to throw her under the bus a million times and pit her against the Chiefs too. It's gonna be absolutely wonderful. Our relationship is like brother and sister. Like Cain and Able. You know, I mean, really Able deserved at the end of the day.

Right. It was a bit rocky at the end of last season speaking of Cain and Able and Rox. Kyle was very good at lighting up a situation, but we had a lot of fun situations too. If I can find some rocks around here, am I right? The eye end is my rock. So I had organized all the rocks into a cupboard, but apparently Tumy didn't like that. I was like, Natalia gets a panties in a twist, and I don't wear panties really Eva. So Natalia's like, oh my god, if you can't stand the hate get out of the kitchen. My rye.

I'm like, okay, you guys are just now saying random things. So Kyle is like asking how things were going and Natalia goes, so I did a walk through with Tumi and not even a thanks for taking care of the charter. Like, nothing you'll see. I'm just letting you know. I just work here. That's all you'll see. I'm sorry, it's like, well, you look gorgeous and skinny. And it's like, it's called stressed. And it's called money, honey. What did you get done? An open relationship is what I got done. See, I don't even know what the rules are. Like, I'm allowed to sleep with someone. Am I not allowed to sleep with something? Okay, all right.

Like, I just got here and I'm already sick of your story in the tall, yeah. So then, Haley comes out to Laura and she's like, and maybe it looks like they're out of here. She's like, why? She's like, I'm like doing stuff. I'm not used to having to do. Like, I have to like breathe in.

Like, cleaning, I'm not used to cleaning tugboats aren't clean they're just tugged so like it stresses me out cuz like we have to clean it's like hard for me to just like hang out when I'm like used to like the adrenaline and the exciting parts of boats specifically tugboats and like sitting on a dock I like don't really know what I want. Sorry. I just laughed at you agreeing as Haley also agreeing with her. The other side of my personality grids with me. You're right. You're right. Cheer me on. Okay. I can see in the dark.

Great. Thanks. I don't really know what I should be doing. Like if I was on a tug I could chip in. It's like that Beyonce song if I wear a Tug but like I could paint something you know Yeah, I like you think of floating with young and if it's not moving just nothing to do I mean what am I supposed to do? I'll stop the cast I just thought there he is. I just want to do like cool bullshit like the kind of stuff you do I'm like a tug. Well then go to a tug boat. Haley. What you want me to do like cool bullshit. Like the kind of stuff you do, I'm like a tug.

Well, then go to a tugboat, Haley, what you want me to do? We're in a dock. I can't. When I was in a tug. I've never heard anybody on this so wax poetic about back in the day when they were on a tugboat. So funny. So now there's an interior meeting and kind of like,

hey, yo, let's go. What's the rhythm? He does it. Hey, yo, let's go. I don't know. He does some song. I'm a crocodile. I'm going to eat you up.

That's too easy. That's not a cheer. It's like our teams are crocodile. And we're going to eat you up. I don't have enough room on the screen to do it. Is that a thing? Be prepared. Be prepared to clean.

Oh. So, um, to me, it's like, I think my management soul is really relaxed. Before yachting, I was managing in the restaurant business. But then I was managing girls too, because we had a club also. So every weekend, I would have to find models that man could come to the club. But wait, what? What? What?

Did you work at a republic by any chance? So, to me, she knows that like it's a learning her, but she feels well prepared. She goes, okay, everyone, I'm super big on ranks. Oh, well, that makes sense because this whole situation is very rank, if you ask me. Okay, Natalia, thank you very much. But I think it holds people accountable. So Kyle, I'm obviously going to make you second stew. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. The time is like, why is that so obvious? Yeah. Why? It's a fair question actually. It's literally just ran the boat and did a pretty good job and

it's like, I don't think it's that obvious. So to me, it's like, okay, you're gonna be on blades and Kyle's fanning himself with the paper. It's like, and it's like, and it's like, yeah, I'm gonna make you third. I feel just so good at housekeeping and I don't have to stress about that. So, okay, it has keeping in laundry. Got it. All right. First thing I'm gonna do is I going to organize a white away from the other colors. So nothing bleeds into each other. And then I'm going to put the iron in the same place that the ironing stitch strips are.

Then I'm going to put some, all right, you can organize that later. You better will. Because I'm a very organized person. And Jessica, you know, Jessica, I didn't even realize you were here. Okay, I'm just gonna make you fourth and you're just gonna walk around maybe and she's like, I can do that. I can do that. Yeah, I'm gonna argue with you because I hate

contacts. I can do whatever you need. So to me saying, you know, like Kyle's good with people, that service and like normally, it's just like normally when people are really good at service, they're second, and Italy is really good with being a bitch. So that makes her third, which is gonna put you in a hole.

So let's see. So Jessica's like, oh my God, it's such a relief to be at the bottom of the food chain because it's like so less, so much less stress. Like, there's drama at the top. I hit drama. So now the deckies are doing lines and then we go to Natalia and Jack in the galley. Okay.

So now Natalia is going to pull a Kyle and just start turning everybody against to me. Right. So Natalia is like, do you need to suit? Do you need a suit? Sorry. Do you need a suit chef? Because I don't want to work on interior. She's annoying me. I was like, well, give her a chance at least. She's been here for half an hour.

And she goes, I'm not voybing. So then now here comes Max. Max is approaching and he like has an umbrella. He's like, whoosh. He's like, he like has the most like, stereotypical French entrance, whoosh! And so, he's like, hello, my name is Max, I'm French, I speak a good English,

and everyone's like, what, what did you say? He's like, I'm a pel Max, Max, I'm a mix, I speak English, that's what. He's like, what? He's like, come on board. He's like, and Lucas's like, okay, and then they give us the, I know you said this part,

but I just was cracking up how editing put in French music. It's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no misogynist, too, but because I'm animal, like French bulldog, wow. For me, your thing is like a big casino. You step inside it, you play, make the money, and the thing you need to happen when you get out. That is all you need. So what is this guy even talking about?

I'm not sure. So Max meets Sandy, and Sandy is like, great weather, he's, oh, a full time to start. And she's like, huh? And he goes, you know, I have four years of the yachting experience. And it is really, it's an active thing to come into.

It's like a crazy environment. It's an active, she's like, I'm sorry. Do they have that in France? Okay, I don't understand. Maybe, I know this is stereotypical to ask this of a French person, but maybe you should just mime what you're trying to say instead.

Oh, glass wall, got it. Glass box. Someone got up here with an invisible sled camera and get max out of this box. He's got to get to work. Am I right, Max? But this was actually the funny part, because they, whatever people tell their back stories,

they just have to use whatever photos they're given. And some mess goes, you know, to have all these people on you, like you need to be like, Godzilla, but you also need to be Predator, you know? But fortunately, I'm brought this way, so this is who I am. And then they show up,

make sure you have a Godzilla with a beret on. That's like what? Well, meanwhile, in other areas of the boat, Jack's like, freeing and I hate this shit. And people start, or provisions start arriving. And then the captain just yells up. She's like, hey guys, teamwork, make the dream work. My rock captain Cindy high five from down here, organizing high five. I love captain Cindy. Hi, unfortunately, this room dream work is not allowed. Unfortunately, I'm sorry. I love that captain Sandy keep saying

that as if she came up with that phrase and it's like just a very very cliche motivational speaker teamwork makes the dream work. Okay, hugs Matt drugs So the provisions happen and then Max is with Jack's and with Jack and he goes you alone It's like what you learn what are you alone? What are you learning are you learning are you alone? You're London. What? You're London. Are you London? Are you London?

Are you London? Are you London? Are you London? Are you London? And Jack's like, oh yes. You're by yourself. So then Tanya and Kyle meet up in the cabin and tell you, he's like, I'm really trying to hold it back.

I'm telling you that, right now, coil. And he's like, you're interesting. It's only gonna get more interesting. Hmm. And then Kyle says, you know, this is like, this is how we're starting. The drama girl, this is going to be good for absolutely no one.

And now I'm in the middle. I prefer to be in the front of the back. And everyone that knows me, especially Frank, will tell you the same thing. So here he is saying, oh, I hate being in the middle. And then we cut to him saying, especially Frank, will tell you the same thing. So here he is saying, oh, I hate being in the middle. And then then we cut to him saying last night, she messaged me about you and she said, you're fined entirely a better watcher, sir, because I don't have a problem firing people like, well, that's literally inserting yourself in the middle. And it's so

unhelpful. But of course, it's, it's helpful to Kyle because it advances his position on the boat and his position on the boat and his relationship with the Chiefs too. Right. And if he gets rid of Natalia, good for him because he gets more power with the Chiefs too. And if he gets rid of the Chiefs too, good for him because he's second in line, right? Yeah.

So her first in line, I guess. And she didn't say, I don't have a problem firing people. Well, she sort of said it, but she's basically like, you know, like if she makes me mad, like she's gonna be the one who winds up losing in that situation, right? That's essentially what she said. But now Kyle has said, I don't have a problem firing people,

which then in Natalia, for the rest of the episode says, she just said, she takes a call and she can't wait to find me. So she gets totally bad telephoned. So then, to me, it's like, oh my God, my first charter, this is it. Bad weather was stuck on the dock. Got issues with Natalia.

The guests are looking pissed off already. This is not ideal because the guests come. It's raining. And Mecca, the primary is like, I cannot believe this is the weather right now. And the captain's like, oh God, she's not happy. She's not happy. This is going to suck. And Jack goes, got that weird feeling. And she's like, yeah God, she's not happy. She's not happy. This is going to suck, and Jack was,

got that weird feeling. And she's like, yeah, yeah, I heard that feeling when I tried veganism, happy with you in five minutes had to stop. Yeah. So let's see. So they come on board and they love to me. Mecha's like, oh my God, a black girl, that's awesome.

So then they have champagne and the captain breaks the news. She's like, okay, guess what? Couldn't find pants that went full length. So these are my right below the knee caprice. So I hope you enjoy those. Also, we're not going to leave the doc today. Okay? Because it's raining outside. Yes, begin Capri. We're not going to be going there because we're going to stay here. But we're hoping that you'd bring this sunshine, but you didn't so anybody we're going to hang out here. And the ladies like you're going to make the magic happen, right? Just you I sure am. Okay, guess what I'm going to make a rhyme with teamwork. Dream work. Okay, Rob, wasn't that something? Okay, TM TM everybody. Don't repeat repeat, no repeat sees, raw charger. So they're all upset that the boats not leaving.

I love when guests do this, they like arrive, they're probably landed in turbulence from the storm and it's raining and it should yet. And you can see like the waves are white, all the boats are rocking and it's like, we're not going to leave the boat, we're not going to leave the dock. I just love when guests do that. They're like, they just become idiots because they don't understand boats and rough water are not friends. So does not you spend all this money and then you're just stuck in the rainy dock. And everything on the boat is so outside focused, like even the tables there, like, and this

is where you're going to be eating and it's all wet. Yeah. Covered in rain, rain, it sucks. It sucks, but like, you know, I wonder, I don't know how long a standard yacht charter is because I'm like, are these charters? Is this just like made for TV charters that there are always like two days? Because if you have two days, it sucks if you spend that money and you fly and those two days you're spent like that. But if like your charter is like a week, it feels like a week. I honestly don't even, I'm gonna stop my theory

because I literally hate my theory and I don't even care anymore. Backtrack and on theories. I just, I don't care. Yeah, sucks. But I mean, what are you gonna do, you know? So, to me is like, oh my God, even if we don't get off this doc,

you guys are gonna be spoiled and they're like, whoa, so then an Italian Jessica are doing laundry and Jessica's like, how are you to be spoiled and they're like, whoa. So then an Italian Jessica are doing laundry and Jessica's like, how are you? And I was like, Oh, really? She's saying, Karly, Texan's in neutral. You better watch her back because I have no problem firing her. Oh, really? Because well, do you think maybe Kyle said something to her? And that's why she's being like that because I hate conflict, but I do not hate observing things. And from what I can see, that is one messy queen. Yeah. Like I remember in ninth grade, like my best friend, the C tortoise,

actually told everyone else that I was like a bitch. And then they all stopped being friends with me. And then I found out later, someone had talked shit about me and it was the C turtle. And so like, I've just learned. So maybe that happened to you, but like not with the C turtle, butle but with Kyle and Ty was like oh I just don't even give you shit you're presenting me with a very logical reason for why this is all happening and I'm choosing to reject it right now. And one thing we've learned about Natalia is when she says I don't give a shit she gives a very big shit. Okay so that's not a lot. So then the guests are saying hey when are

we eating and Tumi's telling them oh we're gonna have snacks right up to you. We're gonna start with the cheese board and then a lady's like no food. I don't want cheese. I want food actual food and so Hmm. Okay. This is another huge mistake on two me's part already So instead of saying yeah, we have real food. It's not just cheese, but we start by bringing appetizers And yeah, we have real food, it's not just cheese, but we start by bringing appetizers. There's 10 people here, there are 10 guests here. One person doesn't get to dictate what everybody else gets to. Bring out the snacks.

It's unbelievable. And then we end time. I was like, no, no. Yeah, this was a mistake too. I was like, why don't you just bring out the snacks they can at least graze for a moment? Because if she says, I don't want any cheese, that all she's saying is like, don't, like cheese is not lunch, I want proper lunch.

And you say, totally get it. We're gonna have lunch up as soon as possible in the meantime, feel free to graze on this if you want to, you know. Right. She's not saying I don't want anything period. Yeah, not good. So, to me is, to me is fallible.

Like she is, I love to me, but she's not like coming into this like, oh, what's also our first time? It's her first time. Yeah, like she, like she has flaws that she needs to work on. So, to me is rolling, you know, to me is like, oh my god, now they say they don't want just cheese

or whatever, and she's like, so chef they're hungry. And he's like, offer them the, now they say they don't want just cheese or whatever. And she's like, so chef, they're hungry. And he's like, offer them the cheese or offer them to charge the time she's terrible. So it's like, she's like, no, they don't want cheese. They want food. And he's like, all right, well, 30 minutes in. And so, uh, to me, she's Kyle. And she's like, that cheese board was a bit small.

And he's like, oh, I've had better on Swiss flights It's like was it Swiss cheese Kyle He's like I've had better cheese balls on Tula MOOC airlines. It's like well, they specialize in that But also here's Tumey's next mistake obviously telling anything to Kyle But also you are this gets back to the other one, you are the head of department. And she's definitely bringing that second stew energy, commiserating with fellow, you know, fellow stews. And like you have to actually just be the boss right now.

And you're not like, you're not like, you're not at a place where you can commiserate. I guess because Aisha commiserated with her, because Aisha could do it, Aisha knew how to do it, but Aisha also knew when to sort of stiffen up and be like, I'm the boss. So, but either way, Kyle is saying, yes, I've had better on an airplane. And then we cut to max just trying to put on this microphone, and he doesn't know how to do it. He's like, how do I do this? I don't know how to do this.

What do I do here? So then- I don't know how to do this. What do I do here? So then, but he's saying put it here, put it here, but it's going, bridzy, bridzy, and look as like, I'm trying to figure out your accent. Max laughs and goes, no, put it here. And he's like, yes, you put it on the, on the inside of your

shirt, obviously, dude. You know, I guess it's like the cord for the thing. So then the galley jacket's, Natalia goes to the galley and he's like, this is gonna be a rough charter. How can feel it? It's like sorry, bives. It's like, I don't drop being rost

because I don't know. I don't throw, I won't throw it on a plate like a caveman. Can we just slur it down? It's gonna be ten more minutes. It won't be rushed. That's when I start getting pissed off. It's when I get rushed. And when I get pissed off, I'll do this.

I sort of enter a cut to talk, cut to talk, to state. So, the guests, it's six minutes early. They said to me, the projected time for lunch is 126, but six minutes, it's one 20 and they're like, so when's lunch gonna be ready, which I can't stand because you were told it would be like you as old, it'll be ready in 30 minutes and you still have time, but this is also when to me should bring out that cheese

board and be like, well, why don't we bring out that cheese board anyway. So Jack, it's like, well, I won't be ready for another 15 minutes and you said, what happened with the cheese? They don't want it. But you took the rapper off and he walked away. They don't want it. Yeah. So he's like, okay, so what are you going to do? So she's like, this is going to sound crazy, but my idea of charter guest is my best idea of a charter guest is a chaotic guest.

Because growing up with six siblings, this is normal. That's why I'm not on private charters. I get bored. I'm just here to bust my ass. That's where I thrive. You're not bringing cheese. That's what you're not doing. You need to bring cheese. You need to bring cheese. You need to bring cheese. You need to bring cheese. Max. Okay. And if you're in system of not bringing cheese, get into the pantry, get some nuts. I don't care. Do something. I'm I'm freaking out watching this because I'm like, oh, no, I want the cheese. I want food. I'm hungry. So then I mean my food. Now they're all

sitting at the table. And so to me, start serving some bread that Jack made. And but she's first she asked Kyle what the top of bread it is. And Kyle goes, that guy is like, so she's like, he's so bad. So again, like he just giving Kyle all the ammunition you need to turn this boat against you to me. Yeah. And so an entire you checks on the chef again, she said, chef, he how are we?

And he's like, I don't like being rushed. And so now she's like, yeah, we're on telling you, that is not the standard. You'll see though, you'll figure it out yourself. I'll just say you figure it out yourself. Like, no, but you haven't been even in here poisoning, poisoning. So the guests are still waiting. And Kyle tells Natalia, he's like, you must be enjoying the forecast of this girl. We were having problems with the chef and Ty's like, the chef's amazing.

I've had a great time with him. And Ty's like, was she does not like him? Which is like, you were also in there saying, like, I've seen better on like airplanes. And now you know what he's doing. Yeah. He knows exactly what he's doing. And they all fall for it, which is so toxic.

So now she's like, well, she's the best fucking thing about this battle. And I'm telling you, it's her. It's an attitude problem. I just can't bite my tongue. I think, you know, I think if you're being unfair, you need to be told that you're being unfair. And then Natalia tells the back stories

today were hilarious. So it's school, you know, against my science teacher, like, my house had just been in a fire. And she was Oversey, rude to me. She was like, Natalia, was the only thing that you were able to save your sports uniform? And I just meant to kick in the bouncing burner that was on the desk towards the teacher. I tried to light it on fire like my hair.

Like, what? Wow. Who was this teacher that was mocking the poor girl who lost everything in a fire except the sports? Who mock somebody? Who mock somebody for losing everything in a fire while they're working with fire? I mean, that's a bunch of burner. Like the level of insensitivity. I kicked that Ponte and Burnett was on the desk. I'll kick to the teacher. Her, I mean, whenever Natalia comes out with like a tragic backstory, it is kind of funny. And I was on a Valentine's Day tape. And I was with this guy and then you got to check some of the ex and he just left me there. And then I was just at Valentine's Day alone with me

in a Bonsona. You're like, what? So Natalia's like, you know, well, I'm not even getting involved with the service because it's embarrassing. She comes in here with a bone to pick and guess what? She's picked a wrong bone, just saccharine and step up again. You know, I'll step up again when you're done with there or something like that. And she's like, I'm not assisting if I'm being told I'm being fired easy. So piece out Kyle and I was like, Oh goodness, I really hate all this tension.

So now it's 145. The guests are still waiting. They're starving. Now it is truly past the deadline by a long, it's 20 minutes late now. So Tumy's finally bringing up the food and Jessica's just like really happy to be away from all the conflict So she comes in with her backstory, which is at school Bigger's and arguments about things gave me such bad anxiety. I went into cheerleading in ninth grade And it's so much pressure and you've got your team and they're getting upset when you mess up

I mean, do you know how hard it is to have an entire pyramid on your back? I lost so much confidence in myself. I was like fuck this. I quit Yeah pyramid on your back. I lost so much confidence in myself. I was like, fuck this. I quit. Yeah. I love that you hate conflict. So you went into a sport that is literally yelling at people. Literally cheering on conflict. So then they're like, oh my gosh, we haven't eaten yet. Why is it almost two? We haven't eaten. You did refuse cheese. Just going to point that out. That's true too. So now steak starts coming out. He starts setting one thing up at a time as he finishes, right? So he sends steak and then he brings up pasta, which is crab arrabiata with proper deli. And he's like, okay, I'm going to also bring you a vegan alternative to this one. I'm gonna also bring you a vegan alternative to this one. So they start serving and they're like,

so what do you think vegan, vegan lady? What do you think of the food so far? And she's like, well, it's just asparagus so far. So I don't know. And then we have this random moment because while this is happening, there's some really unnecessary activity happening because I think Sandy wants to move the boat a meter or something

or Luka wants to reposition something by a meter. So the deckies are just like doing busy work for the sake of busy work. I think they're just bored. So they're moving stuff around and Laura is doing something and Max says, oh, the Air Force is coming and she's like, why? She's like, oh, I'll help you. She's like, oh, cool. Thank you.

I don't know what that means. So let's see, said Natalia and Luke are talking, and they're in Laundry again. And she's like, so you're living the dream, aren't you? Down here. She's like, yeah, this is the white zone. Look at Carl's J-string. I mean, is that even what this is?

I mean, his junk's not this big. What is that? What is this? Because the splash tone It was like a thing Like strapped thing. Yeah, it looked almost like a not a loincloth, but it looked I Don't know now I understand why he doesn't wear a lot of underwear because Once he's chosen look very strange so it's like, if I was a monogram, monogram, monogram,

to me made me say it that way. If I wasn't a monogamous relationship, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be, what did I write? I said, lighting, that doesn't make sense. I wouldn't be lighting. She said, if I was in a monogamous relationship, I wouldn't be flirting, but I'm not in a normal relationship. So I'm allowed to have a color with him. I think that's a question mark. I'm really confused. Hold on, let me see. Have you fucked me one yet? I don't care.

All right, just just need to get that out of the way. So then we go back to the table and mecha's like, so how are you going to rate the vegan meal? You give it a rating and mecha's like, so how are you going to rate the vegan meal? You give it a rating. And she's like, um, this gets a six, a six. Because to me, pasta is very easy. I need more creativity in my vegan meals. Um, well, don't tell chef, but tell him it was good. We just want more. Just tell him that. That's what mecha says. And she goes, I have higher expectations. We expect something very grand. And I hate that I'd like that, but that's just who I am. Her friend's like, but you're a Pisces, you can't have that.

So then we go to Laura and Max. And is this the part you already saying? I'm sorry. No, that was Laura. No, that was your first part. Yeah, it's like, come to thomthomthom. She goes, what is thomthomth? He starts playing a Christian like a drama.

And she goes, okay, time time. What the fuck with this guy? Oh, yeah, this is not good. So now to me, it goes up to Jack. And it's like, before I forget, the vegan gave it to six and she wants a 10. And he goes, well, to be honest, I wasn't happy. I felt a little bit rushed.

She's like, yes, well, it was rushed. Even for I wasn't happy I felt a little bit rushed. She's like yes but it was rushed even for me it was rushed it was definitely rushed because yeah but yeah but I was rushed you know she's gonna be a thorn in my my asshole the whole trip I can feel it. So now Laura back to learn max she's like I don't like bugs and he just put your flim sat african now she's like yes but I don't like insects it's like oh but, but I don't like insects. He's like, oh, but you have monkeys in the streets. Yeah. And she's like, yes, we have monkeys in the house. I still don't like insects. I think she was like, yes, yes, we have monkeys in the house. Like, I think she's like, what is this guy? What is this guy?

This guy has no idea what he's talking about. Oh, I think so. That's my interpretation was her being like, yes. Yes, I was. She might be some of my house on international so I'm like oh my god places really have monkeys in houses all the time whatever you whenever you go anywhere that's not a mark. So um uh so anyway mecha tells tells them that she wants dinner at 30 and then so to me like after this sort of rocky lunch to me turns to Kyle and goes Kyle I appreciate you and because he's like oh what's going on like after this sort of rocky lunch, to me turns to Kyle and goes,

Kyle, I appreciate you. And he's like, oh, what's going on? Is there anything you want to say? Any shit you want to talk about people? They'll keep it right between the two of us. Mm-hmm. Yeah. She's goes, what kind of shit are you talking with me right now?

So she is called a really hot massage dude to come entertain everybody. And so then Jack gives a menu to to Tumi and the captain checks with her and sees to see if she's okay. And she's like, well, the difficulty but I've had way worse, way worse. And captain's like, you know, Tumi is just so approachable. There's just this energy about her. And is this expectation of perfection, which I really, really like. Oh, Tumi, let me give you some teamwork,

makes the dream work advice, okay? Please get some rest. Naps, naps. That's a big thing on our journey. Naps and hugs. So, to me gets printed out this menu, and I guess she'd left it on the bar or something, but Mecca sees the menu and she wants to look at the menu

and make some notes. So she wants to look at the menu and makes some notes. So she wants to remove wild boar and Kyle's like, oh, we can change that to lobster, which I was like, I wasn't sure Kyle could make that choice or not, but he made it. And then when the lobster comes up, someone else says that she wants to have a pente pasta, but with sauce from this dish, but with lobster also. So she basically makes a whole new course for herself. And he's like, yeah, no problem. So then Kyle goes in and tells Jack the whole plan.

And this seemingly all happens behind Tumey's back. Like Tumey does not know this is happening. Well, it's also crazy because weren't they just saying they need more than pasta, but now they're ordering Henne Pasta, like they're gonna get different kind of pasta? I didn't even think about that. So Kyle, yeah, Kyle makes the changes and he's like, change the raviolo

to a different type of pasta. And then Jack goes, well, I could do the queenie and he goes, that would be nice. The lady just specifically ordered Penny. So why are you going back up there and telling him, link, winiie instead of just saying, Penny, she said, Penny, I heard it. Yeah. So then to me and get this show.

I mean, this is what the show gets us pissed off about. Hey, wait a minute. What do you order and Ling Weenie for? So then to me and Kyle are talking and he's, he tells us his story that after the boat, he had one way ticket to New York City to be with Frank. Yeah, that's not fishy at all. You meet some American dude and then immediately like one way ticket Frank, I love you Frank. Yeah, Frank just got used.

Exactly. And Kyle's kind of trash Frank a few times. I feel like I'm watching happens live or in public. He sort of made it seem like, oh, there is nothing there. He's just a pretty face. He was sort of alluding to basically like Frank's ox. But I'm like, you're the one who, like, you guys had a kiss while he was on holiday and it was like part of like the being on holiday fantasy and then he went back to his real world and you came with a,

you went to New York with a one way ticket for Frank. That's a little intense. So he said, but there is no connection. So after that, you went to New York with a one-way ticket for Frank that's a little intense. So he said but there was no connection so after that I went to the dating app and they take that they show this picture of Kyle it looks like the central park like lying on his stomach on a railing with his chin in his hands looking all coy and he's like so I went on a dating app and then I saw this profile pop up it said doctor Zach Zachary Keith Riley and I said, Oh my goodness, a man, and I can't even figure out which one of those is his last name. So many options. What could it be a man of mystery? I'm super stupid. And we're going to South Africa soon because I've loved being gay

children family. And by the way, when they show his Tinder pick is his coil 31 service queen. Well, people would like that on certain apps. So he's like really excited about this relationship that he's in. And so, and then, uh, Haley, Haley sees the mosoire. And she goes, I would let that man do dirty, dirty, dirty things to me, but I don't want to clean up after it the So why you know what I'm max with you think is like I love to work with girls

Just why because we're doing hilarious when we're hard workers make flags. He's like oh So then Kyle tells to me they're changing the board of the lobster and then we go to the laundry with Natalya and Jack comes down and he's exhausted and she just starts in again. She's like, I'm telling you, there was a flow and now it's gone. All right. I mean, it sucks this entire boat just went into older age. The flow is missing. All right. And Tumid, I mean, she's already said something to Karl about you too, you know

that right? If you heard that, I'm not saying anything, you make up your own mind. He's like, this is bullshit, don't start being old friendly, and then no, say to me, and then make my life hard, it's pissing me off. And it's like, yeah, well she apparently should message Karl last night saying that she has no problem firing me, good luck. Apparently she didn't message Karl that she wants to fire me and then push me off the boat and hope I get eaten by a shark. That's sort of guilt that we're dealing with right now.

So she's like, you know what, Shiffie? I can help you with whatever you need. All this, everybody except Jessica in this department is so like poisonous. You guys are all fucking poison. This is only episode two. So now to me and tallia They're talking about decorating for this pajama party. Okay, and so now we go to max pissing off

Basically the rest of his teammates, so he's like, so you have to go this big way and she goes, yeah, I'm like the big Danny Wayne He's like, oh you have to know how I am welcome in my Lala Lance. Yeah, I don't, I don't even remember what happened here. I just said that they were doing something with a Jerry can. I was like, that really is a part where he was pissing off Laura again, but it wasn't. They might have been, I mean, I don't know. Like they're, they're pretty much struggling for any sort of content on the deck.

And so that's the episode. So then to me has a nice moment with one of the guests, because the guest is saying how it's really lovely to see a black woman in yachting. And Tumi talks about like, you know, like, she, it's like exhausting for her. And she's like, sometimes, I know, sometimes I feel like, I'm not here changing the world, but the woman's like, you are, you're changing my world, and everyone who comes on here can get to see a fellow black woman do this. And's a really big deal. So then, Jimmy talks about how there's like a real lack of diversity in yachting and like one of the reasons why it doesn't get spoken about is

because people keep defending it. They're like, oh, but I know a black dike hand or I know this, I know I know a black person who worked here or there, but like none of them are in positions of power, she says, and a lot of times the people of color who are on the boats are usually put into areas where they're kind of invisible and can't be seen. Yeah. So then Natalia is decorating for this party and Luca is helping her. And he's like, you know, recently,

I just got out of an ongoing relationship, but, you know, I've been given this amazing position and I just know I can't get too distracted with these girls. And I was like, oh really do you have a girlfriend? What survived there? He's like, I'm too young for that. I'm only 25. Once I was dating someone in a breakup with him and we're seeing another person on the boat, and we were in the cream mess one time and throwing food at each other and the captain gets like a little cream cheese on his face.

And I'm like, sorry, dude, so that affected the way the environment. I was like, what? He said, he said, you have chat to BT for your, for your back, his backstory. What is going on here? He said that he broke up with her and then started dating someone else and then they got into a food fight, right? So what you just said? Well, at first, I thought it was that he got into a food fight with a new girl, but then I was wondering maybe it was the old girl

that they know is the girls they started fighting over and they and they were throwing food at each other and the captain got splattered with the food. And so that did you throw a bouncing B&A because then I could really relate to the story. Yeah, you try breaking up with me. Good look, not getting a half started on fire after I kick over a Bunsen burner. Not the right care. So Kyle brings out starters and he brings out a homemade lobster Spice Lingwing.

Jack made a lobster. I know. He's a homemade lobster. Like he actually like created, he's like, all right, I'll just put some put the crows foot in here and I put a fish head in the air and I did a spell and I created a lobster. Yeah, but also I don't think we have the winged homemade. We didn't see him drying out, you know, like hanging any pasta or anything.

I think Kyle's just foolish it. So they give it a 10 this time. And now they come out with yellow tail on top of muscles. And one of the ladies is like, no, no, this isn't what I ordered. I ordered the lobster. And I was like, yeah, you got lobster on the pasta. She's, yeah, I wanted lobster pieces. I mean, what's up with that? Not realizing, I guess, that she just ate that? She, I, yeah, she didn't,

she, when she made her request, that was what she wanted for her main. But she didn't necessarily articulate that, which is actually okay that she didn't articulate that because she's the guest. And since Kyle was being the service queen at that moment, she should have clarified exactly what it was, but he didn't.

So she's already, doesn't realize that what she just ate was actually the thing that was made for her. And maybe she didn't recognize it because she asked for lobster with penne and they just got probably lobster with linguine, which is what the chef tried. This is basically like Dusty F ski, right? Like this is. So, um, Jimmy's like, wait a minute. So I'm confused.

She wants to spaghetti lobster thing, but that's what she wants for a main. And Jack's like, she didn't say it to me though, did she? And so, to me, ask Kyle, she's like, so what's going on? What is she ordering? What didn't she order? And then we see a clip of her saying,

I want the lobster with that sauce on this pasta. And Kyle's like, well, she wanted the lobster with that stoda, so we changed that, yes. And Tumey's like, okay, so she takes up a side of roasted carrots and the ladies like, those are carrots. One of the other ladies is like, she's mad that that's not lobster.

Yeah, so then Tumey's like, so's mad that that's not lobster. Yeah. So, then to me, so do you want the pasta that you just had? And then the lady is like, I need it for my, I don't want carrots like this is what, so basically the woman realizes, it all comes out, she didn't realize that it was what she had ordered

was actually the starter, the adiadiyada, so that to me goes to Jack and tries to like, she's trying to make Jack feel better and make him feel like he didn't mess up And so she goes, okay, first of all, they're drunk one and two when she heard the menu and Jack said it all and she's like Kyle told you about the menu. He's well, we need to be on top of that because you know, I could have messed it up real badly She's like no, but the guests the guests messed it up the guests did it And he's like, oh, well, you need to on top of that, because I am on top. And

what the hell are you talking about me not being on top? And he's like, but obviously you're not. Yeah. And she says, well, I'm not sure what I could have done differently. Meanwhile, this is all castoffs again, this is calls fault. This is fucking calls fault again. So he's like, we can talk about this later. And she's like, don't do that. You're stressed out. I'm supposed to be helping you. And he's like, I'm, but I'm not stressed out as he's plating this kind of brownish pasta for her. He can't. I'm sorry. He cannot say he's not straight. He's not stressed out when the

whole episode has been like, do droszmi, do droszmi, if you're roszmi, I'm gonna get stressed out. Don't rush me. I'm like, you literally like, this has been your episode arc as you being stressed out. Well, I think he's just trying not to have an argument and it's not really working. I mean, really all he knows from being down in the kitchen is he puts out a menu, they come and change the menu. Then he sends out the new menu after showing them the menu

and then people are still complaining and he's like, what the fuck? And then she's saying, this is the customer's fault. Like, you guys have been up there talking to the customers. Like, how is this? I can understand why he's frustrated, but he's like, fuck it. Geez.

Right. Now, I think the question is also like, because my instinct is to say, well, to me, honestly, like, you guys should have confirmed with this woman, like, what course this was for her. But I have to imagine that Kyle, because Kyle interpreted as, this is what she wants for her starter. So Kyle probably relayed that message to me. Like, I can imagine being in Tumey's position, considering she was not there for this impromptu menu planning session, that she did not, the way it was probably related to her was that,

like, this woman knew exactly what she wanted, and it was all settled. There was no reason for her to go confirm it. So I and it's Cosball. This is all literally Cosball. So, uh, Jack's like, fuck it. And she's like, put fucking hell to you too. So they start the dish. And then to me does very much like the Hannah thing because Hannah would always do this. And she comes back in with the menu to be to show why she's right and the chef was wrong. Remember Hannah did that to the guests once. She's like, all right. Can I just show you a preference sheet, honey? You said you didn't like this.

It's you said that you like this, honey. And now you suddenly didn't like this, honey. So always write, honey, boy, honey. Yeah. So she shows them she's like, so you see the lobster spicy and guinea, she assumed was going to be a main dish. And he's like, wait, so she wanted that again. And she's like, yes, that's what I'm trying to tell you.

I'm not making stuff up. So then Natalia hears this and she's like, are they farting? Let's evict a hey. Let's evict a, and we just cut cut to Jess rocking back and forth. Like drama. Drama. Cheerleading all over again. So Jack, but it doesn't make sense why they have a choice.

And she's like, she got confused. It's not our problem. She is the one that got confused. Do you understand? So now he's mad. He's mad that she's blaming the guest, which I think he actually does have a fair point. But it's, again, I don't think it's Tumi's fault.

Maybe Tumi, now going forward, will double check whenever her underling says there's a menu change, which is what she should do. But I kind of, I don't know, it's a disaster. And so then Natalia and Luke go into the galley and Natalia, it's of course, like good copying it. She's like, Oh, hey, love, you need me thing. And he's like therapy, I need therapy after this.

And she goes, that makes three of us tomorrow. So then Kyle and Tumi are at the bar and Kyle's like, Oh, did you get angry? So I just wanted to check on you. Like, do it. It's all about good cop, bad cop again. cop ad cop again and to me it's like he doesn't respect me and that's the problem because your fucking friend is running her mouth and so you know the cars will be like she said that you're running her mouth. That's what she's saying about you.

Yeah and to me is, Kyle's like well if I put down chicken, they change their mind. What must I do? She's, yeah, well, what your view book, the shitty one clearly, because guests are allowed to just change their mind. So, right. So, she's, you know, now I'll work up over Jack. And, my God, this is just a big fucking mess.

So now, Tumi goes back into the galley and she's like, listen, I'm here because I want you to win. I don't want you to fail. Like it doesn't do anybody any good, you know, I'm on your team and he's like, but we're good. You don't have to worry. And she's like, well, and I know that you have someone in your ear and I would at least take a fair chance.

Okay, that's not fair because even though you're correct, that Natalia is in his ear, Kyle is also in your ear and you're also bitching it hand behind his back. And she didn't have anything to do with this. This was a mistake that Kyl made that you're still refusing to put on Kyl. And you're acting like Natalia made this whole thing happen. This was your communication and Kyl's communication

that made this happen. Don't come and try and blame Natalia right now. This is just a mess. Oh my God, the stress was. It was at the end of the day, Tumey did talk shit about the chef, and it got back to the chef and he is upset. That being said, at the end of the day,

a second time, because two things can happen at the end of the day, is that Natalia did poison the well against Tumey. So they're all being really toxic to each other really quickly. So Jack is basically like, and that and, and by the way, Jack has now insulted that to me. He said this because he's like, I, you know, I make it my own mind. Don't I make it my own mind. Meanwhile, he's

literally just now taken on. Right. He didn't have any problem. He didn't have any problem until Natalia said that to him. Right. So now it's party time. And now they're gonna have vegan flatbreads. We're getting served up. I love it. This is my kind of party. Yeah. So it's like dinner, then dessert, then pizza. Yes.

It's like being a wedding. Oh yeah. So Kyle serves them until like three in the morning, and they party. And the next day, six a.m. Well, it's three a.m. And then he looks around, the place is a mess. It's a disaster.

Because that could be done tomorrow. That could be done tomorrow. That could be done tomorrow. That could be done tomorrow. He kind of just like skips out on all his late night responsibility is, yeah, it sucks. But he literally skips out on everything. Yes, and so he just tax finished at 310 am.

So now it's the next day and Natalia's like, wait a minute, the morning person should wake up and to a pack-to-way boat where she should give it a quick wipe down a stop breakfast, not be cleaning up decorations from the night before. I mean, I kind of agree with her because imagine if I guess I'd come out and the living room still look like that, that's really bad. So Natalia's like, I mean, things are all lifed out. It becomes a bit of a cluster. And she's just complaining because the dishwasher's

are not been empty. Like they're not, like the dishes have not been done. All these things. So she's like, so to me, she tells to me this. Of course she tattles, because she totally has kids sister energy. She's like to me, just so me this of course she tattles because she tell you how's kids sister energy she's like to me just so you know everything was left out and to me is like well that's all I needed card to be in better three she's about why she's like what Natalia I'm telling you I'm okay with it

and if it means that someone went to bed at three and she's like oh my god and so yeah but you know what like we would be ahead if car like if we only had the empty dishwashers. And she's like, um, no, I needed carl and bad by three. She's just, why? Oh my gosh. Oh my god. So then two weeks like, listen, I'm telling you I'm fine with the end of story. So stop doing this with your hands. Again. I know. Stop. By the way, where's Jessica? Isn't, isn't Jessica be away? Can't Jessica help with this cleaning?

Because if you they're technically we do have more stews than usual. So I guess theoretically one could be cleaning up the decorations and one could be like. We've already had a season of Kyle doing this shit. Going to bed, not cleaning up, then being besties with the cheese stew and then them standing up for Kyle. We've not had that on any other below deck, but it magically happens every time Kyle's on board. Yeah.

Kyle's fucking lazy. And he does it. It's like the second season of him doing it. It's so annoying that he's got the women fighting each other. When meanwhile, he's like the evil little manipulator up there just sleeping. Right. Yeah. No, I totally agree. He should have cleaned this shit up. So, um, yes, Natalia does the thing about like, stop doing this with your hands and then, to me, it's like, well, stop talking back to me. And, uh, to me, it's basically like, you know, it's my first time as chiefs too, but like, I know what I'm doing. And, uh, Natalia has no respect. She's like a little chihuahua and she's territorial and she's combative and she speaks all the time. And she based this like,

you've been attacking me since day one. And Natalia's like, excuse me, you stepped on board with the worst attitude. There was no appreciation, organization, flow, flow. This is like a guy called commercial. There's no flow. So Natalia's like, so just handle it then. I don't don't

go talk to Carla about it. If you've got a problem, talk to me. And Tom is like, goodbye, Natalia. And that's it. Well, they just ended up in a big. The Smith. And I love when people do that. Like, if you have a problem, talk to me about it when Natalia has also been going around and talking shit about to me. Yeah, I definitely think that to me is lack of experience. Like she, to me thinks that she's like, oh, I'm prepared. I know what I'm doing, but like you kind of don't understand the politics. Natalia is a full under minor and Kyle is, actually, Natalia is more like, she does not

know when to just like shut it and Kyle is the underminer and it's like it's actually really frustrating to watch him really destroy the vibe on this crew. That's what he does. It's a dole. It's a dole. Wow.

That's what people mean. It's dressing because it's like we see this in workplaces. Like I can, it's like, oh god, I can't stand it. Anyway, on that note, we can stand you guys. So come back for our next episode. I think Salt Lake City is next. Looking forward to it. Thanks for being here, everyone.

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