Watch What Crappens - #2187 RHOSLC: Opa Faux Pas

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

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Check it out this Monday super fun. You talked to us. We talked to you this week We're gonna have our first guest on crappy hour Live. It's a big deal. Yeah, so check it out. Okay, everybody, let's get into this Salt Lake City episode. Shall we? Let's do it. So it was Big Cliffhanger, which is that Whitney and Monica have just told Angie that there's a rumor going around that Sean is sleeping with men on the side. There's an arrangement. And not only that, that Meredith has been going around spreading that rumor, even though actually Meredith has merely just sort of made like a kind of an empty thread of like, you know, I'm talking about warmers.

I was like, you want to go there with husband? I can go there and husband? I know there are husband. You want me to talk about the little moose? I mean to talk about the little moose. Our little moose. Now this is kind of typical, right? Because this is Meredith's MO to hint at something, but not bring it up. And specifically to Whitney.

Yes. Because Annie will fall for it. See, God Whitney to do this last year, which Whitney completely bungles again two years in a row and makes it about something that's not even. Nobody said this Whitney, just like nobody said last year the term just for jazz. Okay, that was you.

Yeah, it was all you. And so, yeah, because... Well, we'll get into it. But basically, yes, it's classic Whitney setting herself up for failure once again. Yes. Or everybody else up for failure, because to Whitney, it's never a failure. She remembers the truth and she fights to the end. I mean, she's still acting like last year at Wishtree.

Last year, even when she brings up last year, she's like, yeah, remember when somebody accused Lisa of just for jazz, it was you, it was you. So last week at the end, when they tell Angie, oh my God, every queen in town is saying that they fucked your husband. And she's like, I'm gonna talk to Meredith. And she gets up and they play that horror music, that

DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG. I love that music. I know. It's in so many good horror movies. So Angie stalks through the party and goes up to Meredith because, hey Meredith, you have a second. You have a second, Meredith, you got a second. And she's like, come over here.

Where it's quiet. Okay. Well, I'll just get right to the point. It sounds like you're outspreading rumors about my marriage and my husband. And I obviously don't need to go into detail because you know what it is. And Meredith's like, when I'm in a wheelchair, I'm thinking about me. There are rumors about your house, but I'm just spreading that there are rumors. But you are out spreading them and you have said it to multiple women in the group.

And I have been told by the girls that you're seeing things about my husband and other men. And Meredith, you know what, Meredith, Meredith, you know what, you know what, you know what? Why am I talking about your house, man, so far, I'm not talking to Whitney, so I don't even know what you're saying about, what are you gonna win me around to my mind, my thing, all I have said is old women. And Whitney is like, you did, you said that because Whitney and Monica have like now sat down next to them and they're like flanking them and she's like, you did. You said that because Whitney and Monica have now sat down next to them and they're flanking them. And she's like, you did.

You did say that. What? You just like, oh, what? What are you talking about? She's like, what? Rumors, Whitney's like, if you've heard Rumors about her husband, she was, okay, well, I've heard rumors, but that's all I said.

And then she's like, you have gone after every marriage in the group when, meanwhile, you're the only one that's all I said. And Angie's like, you have gone after every marriage in the group, when meanwhile you're the only one that's outspreading their legs outside of their marriage. I've been with my husband for over 30 years. So then Meredith gets, we are done. We are, okay, we're done. We're gonna, okay, run away, Meredith. So this is a part where Meredith tries to do a walkoff.

I don't know if they have it in her contract or if they've put some kind of geolocator on her that shocks her ankles every time she tries to leave, but she keeps walking off, but then bouncing off of something and coming back into the room. Like she doesn't even make it out of the room and then come back in.

It's like she hits some invisible wall where she's like, I'm going to just sit on this couch. There was a cramp station that I accidentally ran into. And so the Meredith also does her signature thing is that she puts her arm across her chest and points with her index finger. She doesn't get across. She always points. She doesn't point like this straight out you. Shoes goes like, all right. I'm pointing to the left, I'm pointing to my left right now, and I'm gonna say weird. I don't talk to people who don't speak with me,

with respect, okay? And now how do I get out of this maze of Ottomans and sofas? I'm very confused. She definitely has that like, oh, I'm finger-mean, but I'm in the mailbox, and I don't want to talk to you. She's always like, I didn't check my mail.

You're right, it is my sweater, okay? And you just keep turning away, so they get the visual point that you're leaving right now. But then every time she tries, like Stephen King's the dome is there. She's just like, ah, ah, make it through a dome and I'm in a kingdom. I forgot about that, the dome. So Meredith is like, so Angelic, don't put your finger at me. Well, go shove some cream in your mouth. And just like, was that respectful

Meredith? Was that respectful, Meredith? Uh, uh, I remember spoken with you, what that's, so you want that to respect, okay? So she keeps trying to run away and Andy, of course, keeps following, I mean, she's, Andy's gonna get her no matter what, you know? That's just how am I. Yeah, so Meredith is like furious, you know what? So she's like, all, she's in a tizzy. And so she goes and she sits down with Lisa and Marianna Sofa and Lisa's like, Hi, you guys, I'm so glad we got together. I'm so glad. I feel like this is like a perfect party. We're like, you know, we've all had like great crepes and great conversations. Don't you agree, Maritath? You look

like you're in a great mood, Maritath. Don't you turn your back on me. I'm not done talking to you, Mar married it. If you're going to spread rumors about my marriage then you're going to look me in my eyes while you open your legs in your relationship and your marriage, I am not leaving married it. Oh my god, this lady. So Heather goes to Whitney to ask what's going on and Angie's going on about, you know, did you like it when she spread rumors about you fucking giving blow jobs for jazz, for just just for jazz tickets? And we see the flashback to the lingerie party one year later.

Yeah, and just for jazz, comes out, etc. So Angie's like, Meredith, make eye contact, okay, evil eye, I've got it on my necklace. Stop deflecting from your fucking fucked up marriage. The Nail Mara stands up in the sofa So and she's like no, I don't I don't talk about my marriage. Don't talk to my marriage with Sean. I'm doing not touch me. Do not. God, I really can't. There's a glass wall on every single side. I try to walk. I feel like I'm in a hall of mirrors. So, um, I'm gonna say, I don't, I don't speak to people who treat me with dance moves. So Angie's like, the one who spreads her lugs

outside her marriage is you. Oh my God. Oh my God. Angie, you have to work on, you have to work on your one-liners there a little bit. She does and she also needs to work on being the victim because she out, she outvillains everybody. You know what I mean?

Like you can't be the victim, but then also be like, you who are? You have to be like, how could you? How could you do this to my child? I mean, her son, not her son. Her husband is actually a better housewife than her. You know, which isn't, you know, it doesn't take much because Angie's really bad at this.

I feel like Angie learned everything. Her husband is way better. Angie learned everything from Jen. She's sort of like on level 10 at all times. And like, she is, she's sort of like on level 10 at all times and like, she is, she's too like vicious but not funny enough. Munch is playing the villain role so therefore, like I think the audience really dislikes her

and it's like, Angela, you gotta pull it back and you've just gotta cry more and then like, then maybe people, you're like just too new to becoming in this hot, you know? Yeah. So let's see, I'm cleaning my straw. Okay. Well, while you clean your straw, that's where I'm at now, guys. I have a very big plastic straw and it has some lip.

It's in debris. Yeah, because you know, I put so much stuff on my lips during the show and now it's like just covered. I was like, oh my god, is Kelly Dodd trying to make fun of someone from inside the quiet woman? It looks like. Stop spreading your straw's legs outside of its marriage. So Meredith is like, not me. Talk to yours. Deal with your marriage. Leave me alone. Learn how to speak with respect to other people. And then just like, respect, you are spreading lies though.

So they could just keep going on and on Meredith keeps bouncing off glass walls and being shoved back in. She walks off 10 times. So then Monica is telling Heather what's going on. She's thinking she's having Angie's husband. Funks other guys. And which was not true, she never said that. She never said that. And Angie's like, yeah, you have said it to multiple people in the group. Hopah! She's press lies about people's marriages and then she walks away. I don't walk away.

I'm Greek. And then she's saying, my husband is unhappy in his marriage. And then there's like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I got to just here. So at least it's like, what is it? Monica, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I got to just here. So then Lisa's like, what is it? Monica, hi, hi, Monica. What just happened? Did someone make another accusation about flying on a PJ

with Snoop Dogg? That's so rude. And then she's like, she's done it. Do everyone's marriage. And then Lisa's like, she tells us, when Meredith told me, the rumors about Sean and Angie. And then we see like two weeks earlier Meredith is just like wasted.

We see the scene of like, you want to come out husband, you want to go in there husband? The wooboo for my hubbo, and the nasty little subarital, you are bobo. And Lisa's like, you know what, I was just hoping that was just a drunken comment. Like not something that you're intending on acting on spreading. I just kind of a left-chistoid, the sad, the guy, go, bye-bye.

But it's just hilarious how easily they can fight things on the show because they're obviously rumors that have swirled around Sean, probably unfounded, and Angie even said so for 30 years. So Meredith probably heard them and was like, look, you want to talk about like, shit, like, you know, there are these rumors about your husband, I could bring that up, but she's not, Meredith is not going around necessarily,

as far as we can see, going like, well, when me, oh, man, I'm a rumor, and if man is sleeping with men, like, so it's like, well, let me tell you, man, I'm in a room, I'm in a man, I'm sleeping with men. So it's like, there's two different concepts there that seem very close, but they're totally different and they are totally accusing Meredith

of doing the way more nefarious thing. Well, not only that, but they don't listen to anything because they're even forgetting what happened last season. And it's about Lisa, which cracks me up, because she's like, yeah, you know what? Like last season when Meredith was out there spreading rumors about me and she didn't though. She didn't say, she didn't say you were doing just for jazz.

Whitney did. Why are you still saying that Meredith is the one that spread that rumor? Meredith did not spread the rumor. She said you were out there doing favors for something to whatever, but specifically they cannot catch her on any specific thing. And they just believe whatever they were yelling at last on the reunion. It's kind of fun.

The only thing that Whitney has learned is that this time she got Monica to actually verbalize the rumor instead of Whitney saying it. So, which, you know, it that does show growth. Yeah, that like Whitney actually passed the hot potato wand this time. Yeah. So, they're meridus, like, this is this lady's foolish shit. And they say, wow, hot bad. I went here from y'all and meridus is like,

I am done with all of this. Bounces off a while and this thrown back into the game again. I love that they're just not letting her leave. So Monica's like, okay, I'm pay way, amping with me. I was like, let's tell Angie and I'm like, okay, let's tell Andy. Yeah, but what did you guys tell Angie? What was there to tell? That Sean fucks me. And he says, no, he does not. No, he does not. And you can tell that Lisa has obviously heard this rumor

before, right? Because her response isn't like, what? It's, uh-uh. No, absolutely not true. No, he never heard of it. He absolutely does not. Yeah, and also that like he has like, boy, a friend's girl, like running around the city,

like, flagging about like, you're a sex girl. And then Mary, Mary's sitting right there. And you think Mary's going to be like, either city like, fragging about like, your sex girl. And then Mary, Mary's sitting right there. And you think Mary's gonna be like, either like, well, that's Craven, or like, wow, I can't believe the gossip, but Mary just goes, I can't believe I wasted another outfit on this event. Like, where's the food? Like, what are we eating?

Which is probably, Mother God, never heard that in my life, I've never heard that. And I'm like, I was like, everyone wants to be attended to the Hammond Hermit, and Lisa's going, on my heard that in my life. I've never heard that. And I'm like, I'm everyone wants to pretend that they haven't heard me. And Lisa's going, on my cuts. On my cuts.

Okay, I've never heard that in my life. My son is going through a bit of, I hope Monica. I hope it's Monica. I hope that's her reason. I want her to Monica. Hi, Monica. Samarika is like, Monica Del Monica is like,

she's like, but all these women have like her dance and like you've talked about this or like spreading it. Like this is like some fake shit. This is like some untouching. Girl. And so when you're like, hey Heather, have rumors you've heard of? Sorry.

Have you heard the about the room? No. Read the rumor. No. Huh. No. I've heard that the rumors witnessed me. Yes, I've heard the rumors the room. No. Read the rumor. No. I've heard that the rumors witness. Yes, I've heard the rumors witness. Okay. She's I haven't heard them. And she's like, um, you haven't heard that in Salt Lake people always listen in Salt Lake people always say that about male higher transfers. She tells us this is you tall. Okay. I've been to a

family reunion where if a guy wears a card again, they say he's gay. Yeah, as soon as she's married, as soon as she married a guy with taper pants and custom-made suits, the rumors just start flying. So Mary, she's like, look, it's just a homophobic society, that's all. So Mary's like, so Lisa, is there just like no food? And they's like, no, there's lots of food.

Did you, haven't you noticed how we've all been filming with enormous crepes in our hands this entire scene? No? Okay, hold on, let me find some. Hey, Emily. Emily, can we get some food for, for, for Mauro? It's like, ah, I'm a la. So she goes up to the pizza oven.

And Mary's, because they're making flatbreads. And so Mary's like, can I have that to go? And the guy's like, yeah, we don't have boxes. Sorry. Yeah, I need a box. Like, how long is it gonna take this guy? Like, why is the sketch just putting it in a box? And he's like, we don't have a pizza box.

And she's like, oh really? So you couldn't do that yourself. So like for customer service, he's like, I don't want to touch it with my hands. Oh, you're lazy. No, you're lazy. You're lazy. She's such an asshole. And I watched her on Watch What Happens Live yesterday. And I'm really loving like to just the random rude comments about people, but that's really all I need. She's a mess. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was,

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I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, and she's telling it and she's like nervous and she can't get her story straight and they're trying to help her but they're also kind of making fun of her at the same time and it was just like a weird energy and like, I'm not sure that this, I think this woman should not be in these positions. Like she's just, you know, she's on the show, she's funny, she says these things

that are like brutally honest and rude and it's like funny, but like on in like a watch for Happens Live thing, I'm like, brutally honest and rude and it's like funny. But like in like a watch happens live thing I'm like, oh, this was, it wasn't like awkward funny for me, it was just like, oh, I feel like. Well everyone acts like a freighter or something? It's weird. Like Zeeway I get is kind of trying to be,

Mary started coming for her right away. Like everything she did, she was like, no, I don't want your filet fish sandwich. No, I don't like this. No, no, no. And I think as Mary is getting so much positive reaction from the season of being hilarious, just being an asshole, then she's like, I'll just be an asshole.

But it just was coming off so awkward because she didn't think it was cool. Zeeway didn't think it was cool, and Andy didn't like it either. But they just kept poking her and the audience was just so awkward about every little thing. And then Andy doesn't just have the guts to be like, hey, you've been accused of running a cult.

How's that going? Like you weren't brought back on the show because you didn't come to the reunion and probably screwed a bunch of really old people out of their money or whatever. So he couldn't ask that. So he's like, well, I mean, he could have, but he wouldn't, you know, he's like,

well, so Mary, he could have, but he wouldn't, you know, he's like, well, so Mary, does it make you more comfortable being in your church? Now that the women aren't there to talk about your church or whatever, he's trying to phrase it in a way and she's like, comfortable in my church, what are you trying to say? Well, you know, now that the ladies aren't talking about your church, just say it. I mean, if you're not going to have her on, if you're going to have her on, then just fucking say it. Like, since when is everybody on this stage such a worst?

Yeah, weird. It was funny, though, when he was like trying to help her out with her story. And she's like, it's my story. It's my story. Thank you. And then she couldn't get it out. She couldn't get it out. It's like, yeah, because. And then she couldn't get it out.

It's like, yeah, because in the year night, what was it? It doesn't have to be the refire. And the city and champagne, what you know, the city of champagne. And then people died, like there were a lot of people. Yeah, but then in the city and champagne, then it was like, they had a good year. It was like the best, the year. It was like the best the grapes It was the best it was a good the grapes was the best of the year of the I mean It's like great basically even though there was this terrible thing that happened

Their fruits of it was this wonderful wine. It's my story She's like it's yeah, it's my story and like you don't have to say it for me Also when she got Andy said something like yeah, so you're saying from tragedy Yeah, it's my story. I'm like, you don't have to say it for me. Awesome. When she got Andy said something like, yeah, so you're saying from tragedy, she's just, what? Who said tragedy? She was like, what?

She was like, what? Who said tragedy? She was, you did. We're listening to you. You're like, you told us. People died. Oh, yeah, people died. It was like, it was very cringy and awkward.

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Shhhhh. So then we go back to me, and she's talking to this woman Kathy that she brought to the party. Kathy is sort of on the fringes of this whole scene and Meredith is talking to her and she's like, I'm sorry, but I have a good life. Beautiful toddler, two toddlers. In fact, I'm very happy. I have a great marriage and she should worry about hers. Kathy's like, uh huh.

Yeah, okay. It's like Kathy, you're failing her audition. I'm Kathy, okay. Come on, Kathy's like, because you don't matter, it's like don't come in like Angie. She came in way too hot. Okay, you got a pull back.

Cause so now Kathy's like, yeah. Okay, Kathy, we're gonna need a little bit more for you, a little bit more if you wanna be on the show. So then Meredith tries to leave him bounces back into the room and she's like, I feel sorry for you, that you're so miserable. Mary-Deth, and she's like, I really? Well, I'm sorry for you.

No, I mean. And Monica's like, my Meredith, talk to you soon. And then Lisa, like Meredith goes up to Lisa and she's like, there's something wrong with her gonna be selling. She has a weird thing with me. I don't even know what it is. And it's not my problem.

I mean, I'm not interested in whatsoever. You know what? Like the real victim and this is Anja and me, because it's my part. And of course, Lisa has to make everything about herself, right? So she finally, finally, she leaves this party's over and Angie, you know, probably still up against the window, like, I know you're up in your legs for other men.

You dirty bitch. I have meant it's not the only thing that you say. Angie is clinging on to marry this Uber, like the window. I'd be like, here's another thing, you can try to drive away, but you can't drive your legs together because they're permanently open for cause you have sacks a lot with other people.

So now we go to Angie's house the next day and she's making that ridiculous bet. That bet is, no, there's nothing like fighting the rumors of intimacy issues like having a bed is wide as a swimming pool where you don't even have to come near each other. It's like she took two California kings and put them next to each other. Now I remember Carlton one of Carlton's things back on Beverly Hills was that she had a

California king and it was like a big thing for her. Like, we have a California king. And that was big. But I swear this one's bigger. I mean, like it is, when she is putting the sheets on that thing, it is like she is hanging a curtain at a theater. I've just never seen such a big bed before. Yeah, it's huge. So Andy's like, you know, I was raised,

that family is number one. And I am Greek and we have family and nobody from Greece ever cheats. It is no one has ever cheated from Greece before. I cannot believe she would even say this. This could ruin my family. So Angie and Sean, like Sean comes in and he's like, hey, are you okay? And she's like, so many crazy things went on last night that I haven't been able to wrap my head around.

And like, there were some weird things that came up, like someone mentioned the idea of bak la va, but without honey. I was like, what? And I didn't want to say anything before bed because I was wiped out. And I also knew I just didn't have the energy to roll over five times to get to you. So anyway, here's our scene. Are you ready to begin it? Because I'm gonna tell you some stuff.

Last night got really Musaka-e. Marida said that you fuck guys. And he's like, whoa, what? What a fucking idiot. Yeah, I know that that has been a thing for you that you've had to listen to for 30 years. You know, you are a hairdresser. So automatically, of course, you are gay.

Please stop crying. Are you crying? Oh my God. Please don't cry. This isn't helping. And I thought it was funny that she's like, how dare you, no one says that. I know we've heard this fact of yours.

Well, that's why I think her response would be so big because when Monica, not fake, but when Monica says, here's the room and girl. Angie does this thing where she puts her hand in her chest. Like, this is what shocked people do. Like, she does. I'm clutching my perils. So Sean is like bottom line is gay, street, or whatever.

It's the adultery part that's bad. I mean, I don't have to explain this shit to you. Oh, sorry for saying the S word. And I'm just like, no, listen, Sean, don't cry. Please don't, it's crazy. It's nuts. It's a smear campaign. And to what end is this woman willing to go?

Like, what do we do? What are we supposed to do now? I'm just, don't please Sean. No, no, no, don't let this bother you. Okay, because I stood up, guess, guess what? I stood up for my family and I stood up for our family and our family unit and I told Meredith that she spreads her legs are open permanently all the time. It was wonderful. Um, he's crying and she's like, uh, Sean, she is a miserable bitch. Don't let her get to you. And he's like, you know, electricity's gonna air about this.

I just want to be electricity around. I know she's gonna air about it. And of course, this is all super shitty. So I'm like, what are you gonna do? I'm like, it's not gonna stand up for whoever said it. But Monica is the one who said it. Right, so then I like when Angie tells us this, because you know, it is very dangerous

to make accusations of infidelity in the Greek community because we are practicing Greek Orthodox and we got married in an Orthodox church 24 years ago and infidelity is against our religion. I'm like, oh, that's... Calling someone stupid sluts is great, wow. But I'm also like, which religions are like down for the infidelity?

You know what? Like, go for it. I think that's pretty much- I wish we were just regular Christians where infidelity is fun. Like, can we just have, put the fun back in infidelity? Yeah, but it's also that religious thing

where it's like, oh wow, I'm so religious now that I'm offended about something. How dare you come for me in my orthodox, I'm orthodox. Meanwhile, you're just calling someone like a stupid slut two seconds ago. After spending the past two weeks, just being as evil as possible and saying the most ranted things you could think of to say,

don't bring your religion into it now. Yeah, exactly. It's convenient religion. Yeah, but by the way, I still think trampoline with eyes Top tier That's all one of my favorite things she's ever said everything else trash So Sean is like you know if somebody comes from my family and my character

They're not welcome here anymore. She's not welcome in our in our and in our sterile White antiseptic home. I don't wanna be hurt, Randi, at all. Yeah, so then we go to Monica, waking up her kids. We got a Monica's at home soon. So that should be fine. As a single mom, my life consists of running my kids all day every day.

This one lights football, that one lights gymnastics, and that one lights gymnastics, and that one lights art. You know what I would like? Flame hours of extra sleep and ticket is banged to get banged by as much dick as Sean for even five minutes in my life. That would be great. And we see like once again, listen, you spend your money, how you want to spend your money. But I still think it's very funny that they're in this tiny house. The kids are like sharing a room and they're on those beds, like old-timey hospital beds were like the metal bars on the back.

And there's this big murdered out range rover in the driveway. I'm like, huh. But. Do you think she just got that from the divorce? Yeah, because I was thinking it could be that or it could be just a rental. But I just think it's such a funny,

juxtaposition of visuals. So yeah, so she's waking up. Really, I lived in East Hollywood. So that's pretty much how that goes. That is actually true. I mean, I would come down in like a rickety elevator. My ceiling was leaking. It's like the dumpiest, my building was the dumpiest.

And people would drive up to the building to live like right next door to me and their studio and they'd be in a Range Rover. That's true, it is actually. You have two other line of humor. Like that is, you know what, you were so right and I take it all back because like, why am I acting like this is ridiculous?

This is literally LA lifestyle. Is that you put all your money into getting a Range Rover and then you, you know, sleep on an air mattress. Right, you eat canned beans or it's not, because you're so broke. I take it back Monica. You're doing great Doing grain honey So that she packs her kids in the car and

She is giving this monologue, you know, and she's talking about how her mom was such a flake and They always had to move around so much because her mom always wanted something bigger and better and it was at Monica's expense. And so she's got a little resentment for her mother and she just wants a little stability. And the only thing I can count on with my mom is that there's nothing they count on with my mom. So then she's like the kids are all in the car. She's packed them all in the car. There's like socks on the driveway,

and she's like, who's sound to these? So she gets in and she's like driving them to school. And so there's like four kids, and there's like a teenager, like maybe a tween, and then there's like a little kid, and like a toddler basically. And so Wesley, I think, is the third youngest.

And so basically Monica's like, Wesley gone to trouble for saying the B word, which we have to assume is bitch. So she's like, um, you said the B word, yes, say Wesley. And then, um, Wesley's like, it was an accident. In accident? Yeah, I was supposed to say boner. They're like boner. It's like, where did you even hear that word? And she's like, boner, it's in the bad word. I'm not like, yes, it is. And then Jaden, the little, like, the little talk to go, it's boner.

Okay, wow. The little talk to say, boner is bad. It's like boner is a weird thing. She can't do that. I should say. And then so fun. The best, the honestly, the best part of it really was just seeing the teenage daughter in the infancy, just her head and her hands being like, oh my god, I'm ready for college.

So now Lisa and Chalk go get Madagascar some patties, okay. So they go and they're catching up. And she's like, okay, so what's going on for prom? And he's like, I just asked a very beautiful lady, young lady last night to prom. She's, oh my god, she said yes. Yeah, I'm pumped. Are you sure she said yes? Were you able to see her reaction through your puffy bangs dangling in your eyeballs? please, please, whatever happens on this mission, please let there be a barber.

You're right. I know the biggest charity that can be done is someone cutting your hair. Okay. I'm just hoping that the people with the nail cutters miss aim and accidentally take off your bangs. Like if I were wherever this mission's taking place, I would say, you know what? I will join your church if I can just cut your bangs. Like if I were wherever this mission's taking place, I would say, you know what?

I will join your church if I can just cut your bangs and then fine, I will give myself over to it. We cannot normalize puffy bangs on teenage boys. This has to stop. Oh yeah, you're not gonna bring anyone to your side with that hair, okay? That's not gonna work. So she's like, you know what?

A lot of people here in this town pay their kids to go on a mesh on, or they blackmail them, or they're like, you better go, you're gonna bear us to family. Like, there's social pressures in Utah. But Jocke has been raised non-roids to dogs, and like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm processing every time. Like, missing you stuff for two guys. That's a lot for a mom. And posh the thing every time Like miss you guys That's a lot for a ball Every single second with him

I just want to be like the bus like it with him and like the good thing is that he's like into men's grooming and dark How so it's about us? So she's like um so like Jack my friend group is like I've almost like a little shocked. And like Heather, she asked me some questions. Like, does he know it's gonna be hard? I'm like, yeah, cause I was just like, I just could like get like,

I couldn't get where she was like going with it, you know? But like, you know, it's gonna be hard, right, Jack? And then we see a flashback to Heather being like, so Whitney told me that Jack's going on a mission. I mean, would you choose from to go on that or what? She's like, we need to table this, hi, that's our, we need to table this. So when we go back to the pedicures and she's like,

yeah, that's none of his business. Like at least he's not, you know, doing math or having teenage pragmatize. You know, it is possible to do all of the above. You can have you on a mission and you math and have a teenage pregnancy or so, watch out. Now that's a story, that's it. Jackson speaking way more interesting.

Yes, so at least he's like, I feel like you may not have to prop rest to stop it to be a propower for this, but like, what about the book of Mormon? Have you read that yacht? And he's like, yeah, I'm running it right now. What do you think? It's like really action packed.

Really? That's all interesting. He's like, yeah, they could make it into a movie. And that would like, do good. I really like the part where it turns out that like there was a guy who broke the security system and then all the dinosaurs got this. You're having Jurassic Park, not the Book of Mormon.

Oh, that makes a lot more sense. So she's basically like, listen, I go to church, but I'm not like in the temple because to go to the temple, you have to be like super special and like worthy and I'm not. Because I'm not gonna like like, go through that. I'm not wearing does underwear. There's no way.

It was basically her thing. But John is. So John's the only one who can go to temple, huh? My face, sorry, my face is upset for the underwear situation. I'm sorry, this is my face. You can't tell me to wear garments, this is my face. Yeah.

Yeah, so she was like, I respect, she's basically kind of like saying to Jack, like, are you cool with the fact that you're gonna come back super religious and I'm not as religious because I'm, this is my limit, this is where I'm at right now. Yeah, and she's like, you know, I might not feel worthy because I don't drink too much Diet Coke.

Someone else might not feel worthy because they drink too much. You don't feel worthy because I don't drink too much Diet Coke. Someone else might not feel worthy because they drink too much, you know, feel worthy because they're not really fucking Mormon. And Lady, okay. You have an alcohol company. I can't with this all leaf in like that. I'm so silly, I'm so silly, Mormon. It's not like drinking,

where you're a social drinker. I'm culturally Mormon, but religiously Diet Coke. So she's like, it's like, I'm not doing anything wrong, Jack. Like, but I could do more right. And like, there's like been a, there has not been a night where I don't go to bed thinking, like, was I a good enough mom today? Ah!

Clearly I'm a great mom. I mean, if you made this decision, right, right, right, right? She's looking for validation from him. He's like, this decision was all me though. That's why I didn't tell you. You didn't tell her because you didn't want to go to college and you were afraid she was too forced you to go to college. And then you put her in a position where she's going to look like a total hypocrite. Religiously, if she doesn't let you go on this mission.

I don't know what you think you're going to be getting away with, sir, but nothing I've heard about mission sounds like a vacation. So good luck to you. And also that haircut is your choice too. So let's not examine your decision making. Well, it's not act like you're known for your good choices. So now Lisa and Whitney go to Angie's house and they walk in and at least say, hi, you know, I love coming to a Greek house

because I know I'm gonna eat. And then like, the only food is like an ash tray, size, chocolate, we'd bored with like a few pieces of Trader Joe, you know, Pajudo, and like a strawberry and some random like mini-tongs. Giant rolls. Very large rolls, which you don't see very often on real housewives.

I was actually shy. I kind of feel like, okay, let's be honest. When it comes to putting out a spread, no one has ever topped the show as a sunset. Like MJ's like, oh god, Resus is coming over. I guess I got to throw something together and she like comes out with like a boat of like cheeses and herbs and olives and crackers and meats and everything. Like that is, that is the like we're gonna feed you thing.

I thought when Lisa said, oh I'm so excited, I'm coming over to a Greek's place, I'm gonna get fed. I thought there was gonna be like, great leaves and you know, like Tsitsiki and Spreds. And I'm just like this tiny little plate. I was like, you're really not living up to my stereotypes and that's hurting me. Well don't worry, and you'll keep having to into the ground anyway until you remember she's great.

She's Greek. She's like, so you're going to eat with me. It is so good to see you guys. It is nice just being here with Olive. I'm Greek. Olive. We brought you something and when he gives her a bag, just yeah, we brought you something and Whitney gives her a bag. Yeah, we brought you all the necessary things, things Whitney, things, things. So, they start talking about all the gas.

And Angie's like, you know, like, I'm sorry, I don't have Diet Coke. Lisa, on a normal day, I would have grabbed you some, but I'm like, you know, like, I'm sorry I don't have Diet Coke. Lisa, on a normal day, I would have grabbed you some, but I'm like, uh, you know, sleep deprived. I cannot believe someone called my hairdresser, has been gay. I've never heard that before. Wait a minute. Don't they? Hasn't that been for a year?

I mean, except for the 30 years that they've been saying that. But still. I was so distraught. I couldn't even get a Diet Coke. So she's like, I'm still processing, it's been a 30 year processing, and I'm just like half asleep. And okay, let's sit down.

So Lisa's like, I'm definitely worried about Andre. I'm like, I know what it feels like. I went through this, I mean, I wish someone had checked on me last year, instead of had to go to bed eating a burrito. I love Lisa. Miss A stopped describing my entire adulthood and acting like it's trauma.

And B, this is not about you. She is, but that's what makes Lisa a great housewife is that she literally turns every situation into her. The sole thing, everything they say is about her. So Andy's like, I'm so grateful that you guys are here. I just keep looking at you like, it's relief. Because I talked to Sean this morning. I told him, guys, he cried.

Oh my gosh! He cried! That's all it does. HAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAA! Because now... Because now there is a little person involved

and to see him like that, it just crushed me. The round are little person. You know what he was very confused by that. It's like, wait a minute. Who? Who's here? It's about time we had a little person on this show. Representation.

So no, no, I'm talking about a lecturer who is at horse writing right now. Still mad, I really feel like there's gotta be a whole bunch of great content with Electra and her horse writing. I just feel like it's there. Come here, shoes. Here comes one right now. Lisa is, so Angie is like, she's going to hear Electra.

That is, is going to hear about this and it's out there. And how is this going to affect my daughter? He's like, I've been working so hard to be her hero, her Zeus, if you will, I'm Greek, and like everything that I've worked for. And I would never want her to think I would do that to our family. Yeah, you know, I think this whole thing was shitty. I was more upset last week than I am this week. I don't't know why I guess because I think he reacted to it really well. Well, I mean

Maybe not How should I say this? I think he reacted very well in doing the whole like it's not really about being gay It's the whole affair thing But I also think like if these rumors have been out for 30 years It's not that huge and no the only person you set it on camera isn't the person you're accusing. And you just tell the electric listen, people are ignorant morons.

Your dad's a hairdresser, so everybody calls him gay. That's how stupid people are. Yeah, you know. And by the way, you're welcome, Sean, because I think it's a great compliment. Yeah, I mean, I guess because we're gay, but I'm like, I don't. No, I mean, obviously it's not a compliment to be told

that you are cheating on your wife and be that you're just not something that you aren't, you know? So Angie is, I'm sorry, at least she's like, Angie, if I were in your shoes, like no one believes this bullshit. And like you and Sean are like me and John. Like we work together, we do everything together, we're family,

so basically this is like my storyline. And Angie's like, yeah, we are inseparable. And when he says, yeah, well, we know where your husband sleeps. Where does your husband sleep? In my bed with me. Yeah, with electric, right? Don't you guys sleep with electric too? She's like, yeah, and we all go to bed at the same time

and last night when we went to bed, she grabbed my hand and I fell asleep with her little hand in mine. And I thought, just so you know, this is what matters. And the biggest thing here is now, how am I going to navigate this in front of her? That sounds shocking. What do you mean?

You went to sleep with an electric hand. Did you get shocked? No, Electra. Electra work on it, Whitney. Oh, good. So Lisa's base. Lisa's base. I just don't understand why Meredith has to be so meta-ribble.

I'm Greek. So, yeah, so everyone's just reassuring her. And then of course Whitney is using this as a way to get at Meredith. Like, my advice, do not feed into Meredith, even though that's literally exactly what I did this episode Yeah, but you know what? Lisa, what do you think because of course Lisa is just waiting to be like you know what

But this is like a weird position because I'm trying to be a friend with Meredith But oh my god like this is what she did to me last year just take out Lisa's name and insert on jazz So Lisa tells her you didn't do anything wrong and Whitney's like yeah um you know what learn from our experience last year I wish I'd just been like stop move on she's not worth it. Well you could have just done that this is season two by the way you brought up something that was off camera and you actively brought it to the fore. You know, so Lisa of course is gonna try and turn rightly, but she doesn't know that she's right yet, right?

So Lisa's like, wait a minute, though, why is Monica saying it though? Why Monica, huh? And when he's like, um, uh, uh, uh, honestly, I feel like Monica, she heard the rumor and then she was like, I want to be a good friend to Angie by saying it on camera in that moment. Yeah, but you know what though, she just like fucking make stuff up,

like that Snoop Dogg plane ride. Wasn't that like the most offensive thing you ever heard? I guess I'm really the victim here. Wow. It's like the Snoop Dogg thing is not at the same level as someone saying your husband is gay and steps out on you She's like god anything more offensive than being accused of wanting to be on a private plane with new dog I can't even believe that life But I think the most important thing to remember is that she told you because like she's being a great friend because like she had courage You know who did that? God did that. So, uh, and she's like, well, I'm grateful you both sat me down

and let me have a scene on this television show. So, um, Whitney is basically doing, she's doing this whole thing about like, oh my god, Monica shouldn't be blamed because she's just Meredith's decoy. I'm like Whitney, what part of this do you not realize how much you are doing exactly what you're saying you're not doing? So, and just like, it was a rough one and I couldn't have gotten through it without my very crazy sunglasses.

I'm just so glad for I wear. Right, you know what? You know who understands how you feel made because this was me last year. It was like crazy. It was so hard. Thank you so much for asking me how I felt last year. It was really, really rough for me. Burrito and bad breath. You know what I mean? And Angie's like, so I do have to ask how do you feel about Heather after yesterday? She's like, well, trust me, you know, like I told her. I was like, you know what, you're the last one to know,

Jock is going on a mission. And I'm like, this is a positive experience for Jock. I don't need to argue with this with Heather. Okay. Well, you know what, I want you to know that after Pom Springs, I've seen a very different side of Heather and she is a bit,

or a person that I thought she was. Yes, you thought I was gonna say bitch. of Heather and she is a bitter person than I thought she was. Yes, you thought I was gonna say bitch. Surprise, she invited me to her house. So then we see a clip of that and there, I just love that this invite was like, you know what, we should get to know each other better. You wanna come over and all apologize what would paint bird houses.

Let's paint some bird houses, some fluorescent colors. Like what? Bird houses, well I was gonna say bird houses don't need to be painted, but yeah, they can be painted. But I was like, this is not a hot take, that's worthy. Like I don't need to, I don't need to suddenly die on the hill of whether a bird house need to be painted. But I'm like, why are they painting bird houses?

Well there are, there is an uptick of the number of dead birds due to lead poisoning. You know that paint is getting all over the bird's ears. And she's going to throw that in the trash. Her house is completely white. She does not like any color or personality. That bird house is going to be chucked off a mountain into provo. So basically Heather is saying, listen, I know it's been rough for you and that

trip was rough, but man, like you've got, you've got weavals, like I respect you. Like everybody came at you and you just really handled it, like you, good for you, you know, sorry I didn't show up for you though. And Andy's like, the fact that you are acknowledging to me, I mean, like I understand, but what are you going to do? Like so suave lock you. You know, I mean, like, I understand, but what are you gonna do? It's like, so suvlocking you. You know what I mean? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Look, I was actually honored. I was honored. I felt like I was Aphrodite being brought into the council of heurus close chambers.

And she invited me into her home because I've known her since she was 15. And I don't like tension, although I do like screaming at people and saying that their legs are open outside their marriage. But I think Heather finally opened up to me, like Meredith's legs, in fact, that and she said that in Palm Springs,

she felt really bad, and she sat back. Lisa, why are you looking, why are you looking sad? Do you wanna make this about you somehow? This is insane, I can't believe she did that. Nobody ever did that to me when I was eating a burrito and bad, this is crazy. You know what? And you think they layered on you?

You should see layers in my five bean dip. I was eating that also in bad, it was crazy. Nobody ever did nothing for me. I can't believe this. So wait a minute, you should see layers in my five bean dip. I was eating that also in fat. It was crazy. Nobody ever did nothing for me. I can't believe this. So wait a minute. You're saying that you were nice to Heather and Heather was nice to you. Well, thanks a lot.

Why don't you guys just all spit in my fucking face right now? I'm saying, oh, man. She gets like so mad. So mad. And she's like, yeah. And she said that I took a lot of shit. And I have a lot of grit. You have a lot of grit.

Oh my God. She never said that. She said, my voice sounds like grit. And then she said, I sat, look like shit. She was rhyming it until to me all at once. I never got calls grit. I never had the greatest grit compliment. Ah! She has never gotten that to me done ever! L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l You know what, I'm literally getting triggered by this because I'm like where was this friendship lash here? This is fucking bullshit! The amount of crap I've gone through and then she has seen me go through and I've had

to put my her on side of the thing and I'm like you know what lash your head or are you never cared about me, you never cared about me, I never know, I guess I had. I'm like her head's about to explode right now. Where am I accolades for putting up with people who are talking about my family. My best friend's, meh, I mean, I was, oh, Arenje, you had a bad weekend, sorry. I had to endure it for three fucking years. And just like, all I said is that I painted

burn houses with Heather. She is very- Where's my burn house? I have a burn house on my window that is nowhere to live. It's terrible, it gets rained on every single day. Where's my birdhouse? So she's like, oh yeah, well good for you. You know, you had one bad fucking weekend.

I've been taking this over and over non-stop. And she's like, somebody told that me last week. Uhhh, but they're like, oh my god, there's like naked pictures of your mama in line. And Henry lost his mind. And then he called me a starry crime. And he's in the fifth grade. Oh my god, there's like naked pictures of your mama line and Henry lost his mind. And then he called me a starry cry and he's in the fifth grade. And because of all this other stupid stuff

that people have said, he's like, maybe there is naked pictures of my mama line. And he's like, I get it. I get it. People are saying Sean, is gay, remember the scene and what he's and what Lisa's reaction is very shocking to me. I had no idea she was harboring so many fillings from last year but like Lisa read the very white and emotionless room the timing is not right we came here to make Angie

feel better. Yeah I've been shaking that a bit mostly and I was just like, fuck it. You know, now I'm just like, whatever. And Whitney is like, well, wait, are you saying that it's hard for you to sit here and listen because she got an apology? I forgot what we were talking about. You want a bird house? Yeah, you got an apology and I got a, oh well, oh I want to get to, and you also got an, oh I want to get to know you and I've never gotten that from either.

I like myself too much, like I, I like who I am, and I like myself too much even deal with this. I'm good with you guys. That's all I fucking care about but everyone else, they are like diet pepsies and this is the Diet Coke circle. I mean Angie's like yeah but this is about my husband not really being able to get, oh shut up. I should be so lucky for people to call John Guy.

Okay. So then we go to Meredith. Meredith in the passenger seat of her car and Brooks driving just dead faced. You know how Brooks just like. You know how when people are in the hospital like in a coma and the nurses just keep coming in to put lip gloss on them so their lips don't dry out.

That's Brooks dry. He's just like, and he's wearing a scheme out. Yeah, didn't know that. Yeah. I know from very depressing personal reasons, but yeah, you like have to keep people slipped up because when you're not drinking

or licking your lips, your eyes get really dry out. Your lips get really dry out. So speaking of, look, I'm gonna flip stuff. Yeah. But yeah, so that's how Vrux drives. He's wearing the ski mask, okay,

it's covering his whole face and his mouth is just, he's just like mouth breathing with lip colors. Like no moving on his face, he's just like, they both look like they're in sprockets, the old, it's a S and L sketch. And I was like, should you be driving with ski goggles on? I mean, I guess they're like sunglasses, but for some reason it felt unsafe.

So Meredith, Meredith is obviously, especially if you look in a mirror, because they're mirrored, right? So you're looking in a mirror, and then the mirror's looking at your ski goggles, and then there's like a million dead face to Brooks staring at each other through the mirror. So then Meredith tells the story,

which I had read about, I remember when it happened, I'd read about it, and it was a very scary story, at least I thought it was. And then she says, wow, it's been a rough few days. After my friend Kathy lit up the party with her personality, we left, and we got into the car, and we were driving a football, 15 minutes, and it was a terrible, terrible terrible snowstorm and our driver lost

control of a car and on one side of the road was a cliff and on the other it was a snow bank and it appeared that we were going to go over the cliff and he somehow gained enough control to steer us into a snow bank. And then we see... Selfa... Oh god, this is a terrible fighting story and then we see footage cell phone, it's, I'm like, oh God, this is, this is a terrible frightening story. And then we see footage and the producers are so rude. The caption says, footage of Meredith's quote unquote, accident. And then they put in this music that's like, duh, don't, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,

and they're like, they put in like clown music and Meredith're like, eh, what the hell am I? I thought I was dying. I thought my last interactions with immigrants would be bouncing against an invisible wall trying to escape a great party. And I decided I really don't want to spend my time with the people. I really want to spend my time with the people I care the most because we don't know what I mean and Like will I ever make a white bean salad again? Well, I am or slice a lemon with the whole family. I don't know I can't I can't come back So she's trying to make small talk with Brooks which I imagine cannot be easy, right? So she's like, sound, bruxing, we're still alive. We should spend quality time together, conversing.

So are you dating anybody? Are there any other toddlers on the scene? And Brooks sees like nothing serious with anyone. I mean, I just got out of a serious relationship. So I feel like that's the last thing that I want. Well, it was a great first relationship. Some people were frown upon saying a toddler has a relationship with his binky, but we know love is love.

Yeah, I completely agree, mom. Well, yeah, he was fine. Now you're moving, huh? Yeah, so she says that like seeing him navigate his first relationship was incredible. Almost as incredible as the person who navigated Kathy's car away from the cliff, saved my life. We almost went over a three-inch cliff into a flat patch of snow. It was terrifying. Because by the way, the footage shows that the car is like in a snow bank in a totally

flat area. So the way I thought I'd been doing this scene, I was laughing. So fucking hard. This is one of the classic scenes of all. It was so good. So she's like, so proxying. Do you know what you want? No. And do you know what you're looking for?

Me's like, no. Gen Chas, but not that. Do you know what you don't want? He's like, I don't know what I don't want. Okay, well, it's wild seeing him feeling comfortable and open. Also concerning that he's driving me in skiing goggles after I almost drove off a cliff, but that's a separate issue. Well, for example, Bruxing, I like the thing. I brings me coffee and back every morning.

He's like, I do not mean my boyfriend to do that. Okay, well, if you have it there, you're someone special that you want to invite. I'm hoping you guys will come to the cloud awards in Los Angeles. They've asked me to sit on the host committee and they've asked me to join the board. He's like, congratulations. Congratulations. Most supportive mom I know. Thank you, Sally.

Hey, except by the way, my mom, when I came out, my parents had such a fit when I came out, especially my mom. She's still, I think, part of her still thinks I was lying, but she accused me straight up in the beginning of just lying to piss her off. And then after a few years of not talking to me, when we kind of worked it out, she went completely the other way. And then she's like, guess what?

I joined P-Fag. I was like, oh God, which is parents for lesbian and gay. I don't know, it would be a longer title now, but back then it was just called Peaflag. And so I was like, oh God, mom, please don't do that. She goes, and let me tell you, those parents in there, they're really crazy. You think I'm crazy?

Those poor kids had to deal with severely crazy parents. I mean, I've never met people brought up by crazy or people But that I was like mom, you're not supposed to go to the pee flag meetings and judge the other people in the pee flag meeting She's like well, I'm sorry, but there's no other way to tell you they're all fucking crazy I'm never going back there again. Well, thanks, thanks for trying. Mom. Oh, that is amazing. I love your mom. I love your mom. I love your mom.

So, um, so that, I don't know if it's honesty. It's her truth. You know, that's where that phrase of your truth comes in. It's definitely her truth. So that's how Meredith and Brooks, not to be confused with the singer and Meredith Brooks, are going snow showing and or Brooks, are going to know showing. Or Brooks Meredith isn't that a person? Probably. I'm going to look it up.

I think Meredith Brooks sings. Meredith. Yeah. I'm a bitch. I'm a lover. I'm a child. That's what came up. Brooks Meredith didn't come off. Who's Brooks Meredith? Why is that in my head? Brooks Meredith is a fictional novelist that would like, that I, I, I, is that true? Well, meaning in like, I feel like I would write a story about a novelist named Brooks Meredith. Yeah. A fictional novelist and a fictional novel. That doesn't exist except

for this moment. Well, Heather Brooks is from Grayson, Admi. Oh, okay, that's all. I'm closing this window now. You're all very welcome. So they are going snow-shoeing, and they get outside, and Brooks is like, here's your snow. Well, I'm sorry, we have to say this part because it's my favorite part, because are you excited to go snow-shoeing?

And she says, Yeah, it's Halloween, this winter. It's a winter, intimidating, Brooksy. Mainly way, I'm trying. This one right there is a one intimidating, Bruxy. Mainly the way I'm trying to carry or just using your goggles as sunglasses when you drive. I mean, goes, thanks. I like the earwax, and a 40 inch ponytail while we snowshoe. Thanks, Bruxy.

Glad I'm spending this quality time with you. So they get out and they're like putting on their snow shoes or whatever and then like Meredith is like trying to get into it and Brooks is like, sorry. Cause she's like, oh, Brooksie. And she's like, sorry. It's like, let's dredge putting these on. Well, maybe you should stretch a little bit more often.

Trust me, mother. I get stretched all the time. Okay. Alright, I'm gonna sing now. From you, don't struggle with the finger and of carrying into a snowbank. Bricks and all right. I'm going through a walk right now

and I don't need to hear that. And then he just starts flapping and boiling and then I know, he's just, brook spends all this energy being like, I don't care. I don, she's, she's, Brooke spends all this energy being like, I don't care. I don't care, I'm not impressed. And then the moment he gets put into like a whimsical snow situation, he's like,

Yes, Quinn! And just goes flopping around. Good for him. This is automatically Brooke's best season. That shit was hilarious. I mean, that's one of those scenes that is hard to even recap because that shit was so funny. I was literally laughing out loud. I watched a scene twice because I was laughing so hard. So good. It's hilarious. So now we go to Monica driving her mom

and Nana to the senior center, which is also hilarious. And so the mom is saying, hey, why don't we go to McDonald's because Nana loves the fish sandwiches. And then I go, not today, not today. Fish too loud, too loud, quiet or fish, fish be quiet or fish. Fish, fish loud. I'm on the coast like, I'm moving around as a kid, like I didn't really know my uncles or my cousins or anything, but Nana is like my mother. We're like soul sisters and I know that my time with her is limited Like a Mcfish sandwich if you will Fish Palai if you will Yeah, that's right. You play a fish. I both got it wrong

So I don't want to tinker for a manam and so they go through the drive through to get Nana her fish and she's like no I don't want it and they're like come on grandma. No do you want fries? No I want oh or do me this quiet. To loud to loud Nana did you have to bring a knife to the drive to loud. So um and it's like whatever whatever, just get a sandwich. She's, she's angry. So they, um, they get to the senior center, which is-

This isn't as crazy that they tried to get her the filet- was it filet fish that they were getting? Or am I messing that up with what happens live? Um, they, cause that's crazy. There's a lot of filet of fish. Did Mary order a filet? Did Mary order a filet of fish like two weeks ago? She did when they were at the gay bar

and she didn't want to go in. So she took the, she made the bus driver take her to McDonald's. My mom used to love the fish. And then Zway gave her the filet of fish on what what happens live. Wow, that's, I think it, maybe it just because, you know, because the filet offish is, it's seasonal, right? Isn't it during Lent that they put out the Flarefish?

I don't know, I remember it used to be seasonal, but I don't know. A lot of big, but it's a kind of, honestly, this kind of makes me want to have a Flarefish. Me too. I don't know, I've ever had a Flarefish. You know who does a really good fried fish sandwich, water burger? I 100% really good fried fish sandwich? Waterburger.

I 100% really good. Yeah, it's so good. Okay, that doesn't matter. So now we get to the senior center. And Nana is in a terrible mood. And the mom is just like give for the sandwich. She's angry. But by the way, Linda is one of those people who talks so condescendingly

to older people. Lea, she's our senior citizens. She's like, hi everyone. What are you playing today? I'm like, they are, like, can you like, not talk to them like their toddlers? Well that's how Monica talks to them too. She's like, when are we playing for everybody? Kaka Kala.

You know what? I'm used to hearing that though, because I feel like young people talk to me that way. Like, if I'm in a homebeds or something, they're like, sir, do you need me to get that for you? I'm like, really? No. I don't need you to fucking get that. Are you loving that plate, sir?

Do you want me to get it off the top shelf for you? I wonder I would love to hear from some of the older members of our community because we're just like in our 20s But I would love to hear like is it actually really fun to watch younger people act like Total fools trying to talk to you like I think I might actually find some perverse joy in watching someone be like Mr. Mandelker how are you doing today? And I just be like, this fucking idiot. Get out of my face. So they play the game for a little while,

but then Monica and her mom go off to talk at a separate table. And I love that. Monica's like, so I think you just came here to find a man, right? Man, right, mom? And she's like, yeah, actually, the cutest one is leaving. He's, oh, he's a story in my life.

He's out of here. By the way, I didn't understand this game. I started to go back to this. But was it, was it Bingo? Like, it was like, there was a lady who's like, Koi Namaats! And then it all throw things into a hat. And then she's like,

Naaanom-namaats! It's where you hold, you have your hand. Oh God, now I have to explain the card game. Do you hold your hand? And then she calls out a card. And if you have that card, you put it in the pot. You can put one of them in the pot. And she goes through in the first one

who's out of their cards wins. Oh, okay. I think, maybe it seems. Yeah, I know. So. That's how you play the game band. I'm gonna assume. Yeah, I know. So. That's how you play the game band you wanna try. I do wanna try. It sounds fun.

Okay, so the mom Linda's like, shut up. Okay, oh my gosh, I had a date on Thursday and I have to tell you about it. By the way, Monica's big storyline of like, Mom, I went to the Louis Vuitton store and I bought a bag. Because she wanted to impress everybody, it's kind of hilarious because her mom didn't really have a time to say about that,

but her mom came in this scene dressing her Louis Vuitton scarf to be like very fancy. Oh, I didn't even notice. That's so funny. So yeah, she talks about Linda's like, so I had to date and I was like, how old is he? Girl. And he's like, he's two years younger than me,

so he's close to my age and, like, so he hits me up on Thursday and he invites me to spend the weekend with him. I'm like, oh, do you have fun? No, he ghosted me because I told him though, even though I'm not more than anymore, I'm still celibate, because I don't believe in sex before marriage.

And she's like, okay, okay, mom. So she's like, yeah, my mom totally left the church, but I guess she feels better if like she's doing some part of it. Like well, I didn't, you know, maybe I'm a sinner, but I didn't fuck that guy, which I think is kind of normal. It's like sin bargaining, you know? I do it because I was really raised very religious. I'm not religious at all now, but I will still do it sometimes.

Yeah, I'm like, oh, am I going to hell for that? Well, I did try not to run that person over while they were in the crosswalk today, and I didn't call anybody an F-bomb and traffic. So the promiscuity will be forgiven tomorrow. So then Linda's like, so you're gonna raise your kids in the church, right? And Monica's like, no,

like don't you remember that like you apologize to me for raising me in the church? You know, like don't you remember any of that? And Linda's like, no, I don't remember that all. She's like, yeah, well, I definitely happened. I remember specifically saying that that I was like a formative memory in my life. Yeah.

So it's like, I would never say that, how dare you say that on the television. What are you trying to get me to go to hell on national TV? Trying to fix my reputation here, you little bitch. I know, and she's like, she's like, I think the kids just need Jesus in their lives. She's like, well, you know, I had Jesus in my life, and I had a teen pregnancy, and she's like, stop it Monica.

Monica's like not having any of Linda's preaching us right now. Yeah, she's, and Linda's not loving that Monica's just outing every single thing on TV either. This was amazing. I loved it. And so, so basically, and then Monica's like, and by the way, you know, the other day you called me and you thought I had hung up, but I there was just like a break in the connection and you were like, I fucking H. Are you fucking bitch? I hate my fucking ate my daughter.

Why would you say that? I learned this like, whoops. I didn't I thought I was hung up. Whoops. Whoops. I didn't, I thought I was hung up. Whoops. And she's like, no, mom, you said like you fucking piece of shit. I fucking hate your guts. You fucking bitch. I fucking can't stand you.

And then almost a nana is like, that's like risen from her table. She's like, Mickey, not a disemplase. Not a disemplase, Nikki. Don't be nice, Nikki. It's a place, Nikki. We thought the curse like is a displace. Don't look at her, Nikki.

Don't look at her, Nikki. We thought the curse like this. No, the dirty. No, the dirty. The dirty. Um, so Monica's like, um, that was your daughter, Nana. Okay. She goes, I don't get it. No dirty here. So Linda's, um, Linda's trying to apologize or whatever. And she's like, um, you never, I'm hominized. You mean born.

So anyway, I was dying because Linda's kind of my hero. I love this whole thing of like, my mom is so mean and the mom's just like, sorry. Whoops, I accidentally helped you. Fucking stupid bitch. Oh, I hate you fucking, not. Bluffs, forgot to press the end button. They can get mad at me.

Well, and then Linda comes on screen and she seems all nice and everything, but she's obviously like a turtomanica off camera, which is also hilarious, but also hilarious the way Monica just does not let her get away with it. She's like, no mom, what the fuck are you talking about? Like they actually have a very funny dynamic.

Yeah. So let's see. So Whitney and Heather go snowboarding and they talk about what happened here. This was like, it was the final scene of the episode which surprised me, like, because I was watching and then all of a sudden the credits started to come up.

I was like, what? But they're talking about Lisa's party and, and you know, Heather's like, like, did you have fun? And when you're like, I mean, I had fun until the end. It was just crazy. Hey, are you eating snow right now? Because Heather eats snow during this whole scene,

which is so delicious. What's out of what she was eating? I was trying to see if that was snow, but then it wasn't crunching or any. She was reaching down and she kept grabbing snow to snack on. So, oh my God. But Lady really loves her snow. Do you think there's something addictive

and the additives they used to clean the snow? Well, you know, maybe it has, maybe it has to do with her pie in your ancestors. Like when we go up on the hills, this is what we did. They're like, you know what really helps snow when you're cleaning up snow banks? Corn to you. We're gonna addictive, everybody.

So Heather's like, so I talked to Lisa about Jack going on his mission and she was like, you're the last person I told, and like, why didn't you wanna tell me? I know more about missions than anybody here. Why was the last, was I the last to know? And Whitney was like,

it seems like a sore spot for you. Like, does it bug you? It's just like, yeah, doesn't it bother you? And she's like, no, honestly, good for him. She goes, good for him. Hello, dummy. And she's like, yeah, because like, he's doing what he thinks is good for him. And she's like, uh, so you don't have any feelings about that. She's like, do I have you don't have any feelings about that. She's like, do I have global

feelings about the Mormon church? Yeah. But like, I don't think about Jack. Whitney's like, okay, uh, Whitney, do you not remember that your past three-year storyline has been about being traumatized by this church? You nink-a-boo. Hello, ding dong. How are you in one minute gonna say you're so traumatized but then the next minute be like, have fun immersing yourself in spending your youth on the church. Converting more people into this thing. So Heather's like,

yeah, and that's also Heather's point. It's like, yeah, you're gonna be converting people, like innocent people into this church who have no idea what they're getting into and it's a horrorshow. Also, I was really glad for this thing because I totally misunderstood what Heather was getting at the first episode when she was talking about this. I was taking Heather's problem with it as being almost defensive.

Like, how could Jack be Mormon if he's not really even Mormon? Like, almost being protective over the church. Like, that family's not even Mormon enough to be doing this. I don't know why they would do this. That's kind of how I was taking it. So I was glad to hear that she's like, no, this church is like a trauma center.

You know, this church is like a trauma inducing thing. And why would you be okay with him going around spreading this to innocent people? Right. And so, um, yeah, she's like, I would, I think it's just like, like, we shouldn't be all excited about a guy who's gonna be out there and sell a church that we know can be destructive and not give them any, and not give any details. And like, just, just sign on the dotted line. Like, that's what we do as missionaries, and I'm conflicted because, of course, I had good experiences. I learned a language. I got to see France. I was a good time girl all through the Law of Alley, you know. It was wonderful. But like I did all these things that didn't ruin my life. But I also had to convince people that who didn't want to change their lives to join the Mormon church. Well, yeah, but what do you expect me to to go knock on the door and be like, you better

stop this. And she's like, okay, but the church's history is homophobic. It doesn't acknowledge transgender people and says that that doesn't even exist. I mean, hello, racism, sexism. And she's like, this is, this is not great, okay? And now people know I've written this bad, this book called Bad Mormon, and they treat me like I'm an automatic enemy because I'm against the church. And now Lisa's treating me like that by not, I mean, this is where I think she starts to go. Because whenever it comes to Lisa, she just apparently Lisa does this to her too. But they're so sensitive about each other.

That whenever it comes to talking about each other, they just go too way too far. It's like, now because I've written this book, now Lisa doesn't want to talk to me, or she automatically sees me as the enemy. Where it's like, no, she saw you as the enemy before, because you're literally the enemy. Yeah, Lisa. I mean, look, I have your feelings about the church,

and like, understand that when you write a book about it, and saying, you know, what's talked about the church and but like understand that when you write a book about it and Saying you know what talked about the church don't be surprised if someone who's in that church is like Hmm, I don't love this and I don't feel comfortable Expressing this joyous thing for me about the church to you someone who hates the church Like I kind of get that. I'm not not a defense of the church. I just like understand why. Like, it's funny to me that Heather is surprised by Lisa's reaction. Right. So Whitney's like,

it's interesting that you say that because I was with Lisa and Angie the other day and Lisa had this major reaction to hearing that Angie came over to your house. Wait, she got mad that Angie came to my house. Is this because we made bird houses and I said Angie, I wish I'd been very close friends. You all along, I wish I'd never said anything bad about you.

Let me remind you, you have a lot of grit and you're a wonderful person. And like your 10 times better than Lisa Barlow ever has been. Is that all that she's mad about? She was haa... and Heather's like, I'm so confused. Like what does Lisa want? I mean, if she wanted to be my friend, why wouldn't confused. Like what does Lisa want?

I mean, if she wanted to be my friend, why wouldn't she tell me about Jack's mission? It's a nice, she's using it against Lisa as a point of friendship. She was really about her to bother. I've never seen anything like it before. And that was not bringing to the end of soul. That was odd enough, that was the end of the episode.

Also weird ending, but good episode, of the episode. That was odd enough. That was the end of the episode. Also weird ending, but good episode, really funny episode. My God. They're clearly setting up Heather and Lisa falling back into a rift after they had kind of come together over the past year or whatever. So like, this is heading in that direction. That's what that means.

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