Watch What Crappens - #2188 RHOC Part One: Stormsy Weather

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part One of a Part Two recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its reunion with claw hands, lessons from the Storms School of Interpretive dance, and tears. Lots of tears. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Good, how are you? Just a swell, deeply swell, what's the deal? Well congrats, we made it through another season of Real Housewives of Orange County. We sure did, we made it, we made it through the reunion and everything, the whole thing. Well we made it through the watching, we did not make it through the recapping yet.

We'll see how that goes. All right. Everybody thanks for being here for this final OC episode. You can watch this on video as usual on crap and on demand, on patreon patreon.com such watch what crap and that's also where you get our bonus episodes last week was Beverly Hills trailer trash preview and this week will be real house as a Potomac trailer trash.

So go check those out every other Monday, first and third Monday of the month, we do crappy hour, which is our live Instagram or Instagram live. Depending on your age, how you say that. Instagram live, 5.30 PM Pacific time is our live show. We talked about Bravo news, talked to each other, we talked to you. Next week we have a very special guest coming on.

Okay, Monday, the, whatever, next Monday. We have a very special guest coming on. Okay Monday the whatever next Monday We're not gonna say who it is, but it's home for below deck. Which is really cool so Come join us for that and When we're not doing that every other week every other other week We are doing dwell hello, which is our house hunter's recap that comes out this week This week was a really fun one. It's a Boston guy. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Tendently Westboro, Massachusetts. Westboro. Well, Gloucester. I think he's actually from Gloucester. He's from Gloucester. Yeah.

So you can check that out. That is coming out today. I think today, Ash, you know, a ton of episodes. Thank you so much for being here. Been any macro thoughts on Real Housewives of Orange County? You'd like to share with us? Uh, well, I have actually, and uh, before the macro thought, I just want to say, I was a guest on Michelle Collins' show this week, the Michelle Crown Show. We love Michelle. We go back many years with Michelle. She is a friend

of the pod. She's been on our pod many times. Go listen to her podcast. She is, she's just, she's so good at what she does. She's so funny. And it was an absolute privilege to be able to join her on her show. So go check that out. Yeah, I do. Love Michelle.

Yeah, she's wonderful. Okay. Yeah, we'll have to go listen to your own Michelle's podcast. Okay. Yeah. MacRoth thoughts on Orange County, though. Love the season. Okay, yeah, we'll have to go this until I'm shell spot cast, okay? Macro thoughts on Orange County though love the season thought it was great felt like the show is like truly back in screw Obviously I've said it many times. I really enjoyed last season, but this season it was like now It is like locked and loaded. It is back in Prime form and I hope it continues to ride this wave into next season

So we get a disclaimer thing at the beginning prime form and I hope it continues to ride this wave into next season. So we get a disclaimer thing at the beginning. There's a black screen and words come up to say, real housewives of Orange County was filmed 10 days before Shannon storms a door. Got a DIY, Clip to House. When asked, the house said, you can clip me. But at least I'm your taco. Oh! So just so everybody knows, Shannon has not had her DUI then. Yeah. By the time they filmed this.

So just give it a go right, guys. Brakes are important also for driving. So we, yeah, we open up with this, with this disclaimer, which I don't know, made me chuckle. And then, and then we see like tonight on part two, the reunion, and we see like, you know, like them all fighting, like previews of them all fighting, but they keep cutting to the camera man on the set. And the cameraman looks so bored, they're so disinterested in any of this. They're like, all right, Charlie, we got another, no, no, no, the four I was dealing with these ladies

before we get to go home. Oh my God. What we did learn something. There's no philipagus as a man if... Hmm. Which, I didn't know. I thought, snuff ol' up a guess was just some kind of trunked.

I think... I think... I think... I think... I think... I don't believe it's of the genus and the classification on the order of mammoth. I mean, it's still offensive. Like nobody wants to be called this Nuffeluppius, okay?

mammoth, mamm, if? I'm gonna look up. And nobody wants to be called that. But the other thing I noticed were Shemans eyebrows because they're terrifying. I didn't notice this last week. They're like this, they go up in a curve, but then they go like straight,

and then they go down again. It looks like cartoon smoke. You know how back when they used to hand draw cartoons and the smoke would go at an angular way sometimes? That's like her eyebrows. Hmm. She has a gill and chit. Hand animation eyebrows, smoke eyebrows.

I'm telling you, this is not a great time period for eyebrows. And I know that we've had a lot of time periods that have not been great. One was our time period, the 9b's, like our glory days. Glory days. Those were not great times. People are still suffering from little tiny skinny eyebrows from that time. Turns out they don't really grow back, guys. It's not like back hair.

It doesn't just keep growing back. No matter how much you pray that it stays away. The wrong hair always grows back. That's the rule of life. So yeah, I mean, Shannon, I really feel like I was able to take in more about how ridiculous Shannon looked. I mean, all the talk about Snuffel Up Against. I'm surprised it was not a discussion of Shannon looking like Big Bird because honestly, she was bright yellow.

Her hair was just so enormous. It was such a ridiculous look. I almost feel like we didn't harp on it enough. She looked absolutely silly. She looked ridiculous. She looked ridiculous. She's like, if Tweety Bird got caught in a Tweety Bird colored net, that makes any sense.

It's like, what gay did this to her. I mean, also, but also like, at that point when someone saw Shannon come onto the set looking like that, someone said, okay, Shannon, hand me your keys. Cause that was the look of someone who's gonna get a DIY in 10 days. I mean, that was someone who looked like she had just,

you know, performed on stage at a hunky-tunk bar somewhere and had had a few put down a few too many whiskeys when her case to Kiela's and was about to hop into her car. And I it was just a tragic dress as a DUI. She came in too. She's a DUI that dressed in the appearance. Yeah. Yeah, sweet 16 party in El Paso. Okay, that's what it is. Glitter everywhere, bright colors. We've all been there.

So let's see. So Shannon's like, so, oh, you know what? I'm gonna try this again. I want to try. Another thing is that Shannon's hand motions are so out of control. She did twilight, the art choreographs. What is happening to Shannon?

How many airplanes have landed on the wrong runway because of Shannon? They're like, I think we're being ushered to land and not field over there by the Laguna Beach High School. Okay, sure. Yeah. She looks crazy. She's talking crazy. She's crying crazy. Poor thing. Can't even crazy, she's crying crazy,

poor thing, can't even cry, she's crying like this. She's a disaster. So we start with her and say, can I address, address the CPS thing again? Because apparently I'm not being clear. First, I'm sorry, I guess I didn't say that I was sorry. So I do want to say that I'm sorry. And number two is I did not insinuate that your kids were going to be taken away from you. It's only that they would be taken away

if they were sent an adult present. Which we all got that, right? I think it. No, no, no. I'm not saying that you're an unfit parent and your children would be sent into foster homes. I'm just saying that you're a very boring and bad parent whose children would be sent into foster homes. I'm just saying that you're a very boring and bad parent whose children would be sent

into the homes of other people. That's all, that's all I'm saying. Oh yeah, I think we got that you were saying the children would be taken away because there was no one to take care of. The children is still not great, Shannon, okay? And Gina, who just had her screaming monologue, my children.

She has just finished that. So now she's realizing that there's no amount of screaming or fake crying that is going to win in this argument because Shannon is gonna just keep freaking out until you apologize to her somehow. So Gina's like, okay, Shannon, but we have to be careful with the words we choose to say.

Are you? Yeah, actually, and I understand. And I want you to understand that, you know, that what I was trying to say is, you have to understand that like, I feel that you have not heard me and like I feel like you am my children my children my children is that children? How could you do this to my children? Okay, shut up now. Okay, she didn't do anything to your children. Literally you just stop with the children. I hate when people do that in an argument, but my children

And I feel horrible. I feel horrible for Jessica and Stephanie and Ripper too, is it? So you know, I just want to also make clear um That I know the names of all of your children. Okay, so please don't ever accuse me again of not knowing the names of your children. There's Angela, there's Pamela, Sandra and Rita. And if I continue, you know they're getting swedah. So what can I do? I really beg you my lord.

A little bit of moniker in my life. There's a little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need. It's not that. It's my children. The mom of number five is killing my children. What? No, you are. You are.

It's funny that you mentioned mom, but number five, because you are kind of like mom number five in this group. Very low on the totem pole. So I mentioned mom bow number five, because you are kind of like mom number five in this group, very low on the totem bowl. So, Shannon's like, okay, well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like when Shannon does that. She's like so perplexed. She's like a car trying.

She's like a car made out of eyes that's trying to start. She's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, so, she's like, I feel terrible about that. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I So Heather's like good job, you know, you didn't back down just like you at a Marshall sale Okay, okay, so do you feel better? Do you feel like you got it out? No actually I already know the answer because there was no Real apology there never is I'm sorry you weren't able to get it out much like the so far through the doorway of your home It's just a very small house, but it's my kids Okay, okay Be quiet now. So, and you know, I love that Heather's also trying to work her on the couch.

Like, oh, really? Are you still furious with Shannon? You should be. Shannon is still terrible. Cramor. Two more. Two more. By the way, as long as we're talking about children and their sensibilities, I don't know. I don't know how if I would like it if I was a kid and all the adults were saying to my mom,

like, you need to go to rehab. I think that would not be, like as a, as a tween or something like that or a teenager, I'd be like, what the fuck? Although, I mean, they're not wrong. They're not wrong. I'm just saying the point is that everyone's saying a lot of things that could probably traumatize all the children of this guest.

Yeah, I mean, Gina, I think Gina was 100%. I mean, that, Shanna was 100% wrong in this. I'm just, okay, Gina. Because the other thing, Gina, like she does this thing where she's like, okay, here's my moment, people call me boring. I'm gonna scream a shannon nonstop and scream and cry about children.

I'm gonna say children over and over. America loves that. But then when she's not doing that, she gets this look in her eyes that my niece gets whenever she comes to dinner with me and my sister or really any adult. She's just sitting there and her eyes are kind of semi-crossing like she's pretending she's paying attention

but she's just so fucking bored, you know? And that's what Gina looks like. She's listening to older people talk and she just wants to jump out of window, you know? She's just like imagining when she can drive and get the hell away from all of us. And that's, she has that look, doesn't she? I think it's the age thing. She's too young. Yeah. She feels like she's being forced to hang around all these older ladies, you know? Well, she also doesn't have that much that's interesting to say when she stops talking about her kids. And I would argue to say that anything she talks about about her kids is not that interesting.

But you know, Gina had like a nice moment last week. It was like the first time in the history of this show that Twitter was like, wow, Gina did did well. Gina did a good job. People were like, team Gina for like one second. So I think she can coast. She can coast on that. She might have gotten herself another season, which is actually very disappointing.

Oh, Shannon got her another season. The second she got a DUI. Yeah, she got, she got Gina another season because of course they're going to bring Gina back to make fun of Shannon. Also, they love Gina. Gina keeps getting a job every year. I have no idea why, but yeah, that's just one of those mysteries. They just like Gina. Maybe she's nice to work with. So Shannon probably, I feel like she probably makes people like Mac and cheese stovetop, you know.

Well, she probably brings string trinkets. You know what, I was at Marshalls and I saw this thing. It's basically a waffle iron, but it's also a regular iron, and I just thought you'd like it. Oh, thanks, Gina. So we come back from break, and Heather's still going like, oh yeah, there's some people who are just never wrong, right, Gina?

And Gina goes, I mean, it's like, how can you be right if they're never wrong? You know what I mean? No, because being right doesn't depend on anyone else being wrong. You dumb dumb. And James is like, I got him a vibe, because I cannot carry this on my shoulders any longer. I can barely carry my head on my shoulders. I have a very heavy head. Now they're like, okay, well pick up your knuckles off the ground.

You can do it. Keep crying. All right, the cameras are still on. Go, cry. It's a little hot. It's a little hot in here. It's just me. It's a little hot. I'm a's me. It's a little hot.

I'm a little hot. I'm a little hot. Wow, okay. So Andy's like, all right, well, with her new home, I have with her new home, Kalonic. Shadden has no problem unblocking her friends. But when it came to her relationship with John Janssen, her friends often struggled to unlock

Shadden's vault. See what we did there as we mixed the colonic with the vault and he's unlocked and block You see what we're going for there with our puns. Okay, here's the package One thing that needs to be unlocked is Jans asshole Andy. That's a different segment. All right. Well a lot of people pooped Mandy, that's a different segment. All right, well a lot of people pooped. A lot of poop! So Shannon's like, well I'm so excited to dive into this. I mean, it's been so disappointing to me, Heather, you and I spent time together.

And you know it was precious time because I'm hitting the back of one hand with the front of another hand. We spent... Ten! Ten! Okay, we spent time together before we start filming this season. And Terry, okay, and now here comes the landing instruction for the planes.

Terry! Terry and you, and you know what? The more I shake my hands at you in the in the tarmac formation, the more serious this is! Okay, Terry and you would spend time with John and I it's very serious oh I am very upset okay now get a switch hand motions and I'm gonna hold up five fingers okay now right before filming started last fingers then I have on this hand which is mine actually why do I have mine this hand, which is mine actually. Why do I have mine fingers on?

You dropped your double. Look at me drop. Oh, okay, well, I'm gonna assume. So I've got four fingers and one thumb, okay? Less fingers than I have on my head. We'd have conversations with you about things in my relationship, and then you would say, you need to bring this up on camera.

And I said, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Heather? Heather? I want this relationship to work and I'm not going to talk about my arguments with John Chanson. And you can see by the 19 fingers on my head. What was my 19 fingers on my hand? And again, Gina, I, okay, here comes a single hand shop, just a single hand shop. And Gina, I okay here comes a single hand shop just a single hand shop and Gina

I apologize to you. I apologize and I said you owe my husband a huge apology Which is funny because I'm not actually married to John Janssen, but I'm sort of you know if you wish it if you speak it into existence It will happen it will happen. We should like first say it definition off So, um, uh, so, Shannon's like, you know, Heather is telling me that you're talking about my relationship. Heather's like, that is not what I said. Okay, well, and Emily's talking about my relationship and Tamer's talking about my relationships and the only person I discuss my relationships with is you, Heather DeBro.

Yeah, but they want to talk to them about it, Shannon. And they'll want to have something that Heather said along camera that upset you. No, she did it off camera because that's how people like Heather DeBro work. And Heather's like, oh yeah, I'm just so manipulative. Gina, you should cry more. And also, come for Shannon, because Shannon's never wrong, right?

I'm like you are kind of manipulative, but you are doing your job. You're doing your job. You're a good manipulator. You told people off camera, Shannon and John's relationship, it's not good, but I can't tell you what it is, because it's in the vault. Oh, and when you good, but I can't tell you what it is because it's in the vault.

Oh, and when you said, but I can't tell you, it's in the vault. People are going to think the worst. Look at Jen over there. She's crying into a pillow because she's thinking the worst. Oh yeah, you know, I wanna thank you for even thinking of me, Shannon. Like that felt like a hug.

It felt like your thought came over and it hugged me. So thank you. This is my segment, new girl. Okay, no, I just wanted to say one thing. Listen, I agree with you and I want to say thank you and I had no idea what was in the vault. I was very confused about the vault because people would say vault, vault, vault.

And finally, Ryan helped me open a vault and in it were pictures of Ryan's penis that he'd actually sent to the vault, which is, I guess it's not cheating because it's an inanimate object of vault, so I would just like to say thank you, Vault. Thank you for holding pictures of Ryan's penis so that Tamer's friends didn't have to. Thank you. Thank you. I guess it is spirit of saying what's in our vault. Fine, I'll just say what's in my vault. There's some lean

cuisines and maybe a few plants have been in jries. And also, yes, some frozen peas from three years ago. So, assuming. Shannon, I think that you're a freezer. I guess it is. You told me on camera in front of everyone. And I said it back to you that, I don't know, I don't know. And he's like, what happened? Were you having arguments that left you paralyzed?

Tell us about those, because that's hilarious. Hey, roll the clip. We're, uh, we have arguments that paralyze me. Yes, no, listen, as I said on the TV show I had, we had John Jetson and I had arguments that everyone has. Very simple, normal day-to-day, healthy relationship arguments that just happened to leave me paralyzed, you know, because he would leave and he would, he would go to me and I wouldn't speak to him for days and it would be paralyzing to me because I

have never been more in love with a man before he then John Jansen and like he said that he was ready to take the next step, he was ready to take the next step, you know, just like normal stuff like that, yeah, standard. She's such a mess and so hard because you because you know, we love, we love the Shannon Storms to be door. You know, you don't want to see her breaking down, especially over a man. So let me just look, I was watching the Golden Bachelors. Have you seen that one yet? I've, I've watched like the first half of the first episode. Like, whoa,

look at me. The first Golden Bachelors. Yeah, pretty much. I really like it because, you know, we don't need to go into a whole golden bachelor thing. But one thing I was thinking while I was watching it, is there's like a tendra sadness to it because a lot of the ladies on it are like, but if he doesn't pick me, this is literally my last chance for love.

It's like, no, it's not your last chance for love. And I cannot believe these women can get to this age and still not realize, let me tell you something. Okay? This is, it comes from my heart, this advice. And this goes for everybody who's attracted to men. Okay? You are never going to be too old or too fat or too anything for someone to want to fuck you. Men just want to fuck you. They want to fuck everything, okay? I was in the HB the day and I passed a cake stand. I wanted to stick my penis in like,

I seriously thought I wonder how that strawberry shortcake would feel around my penis. Like men literally will always want to fuck something, okay? Don't worry, this is gonna be fine. You don't have to put up with people like John Jansen just because you feel like it's your last chance. There's no such thing as last chances. The most people getting the most STDs right now

are people in old folks homes. They're people with like all sorts of problems that you would think, or you would think these would be the most insecure people in the world. They're out there fucking like they're in poor, like poor, poor, poor, down those. Like don't worry, stop letting insecurity rule you

enough to let men like treat you like this. It's not worth it. Meanwhile, there's like a pound cake at HB being like, wow, it doesn't wanna fuck me. That was literally my last chance. I'm sorry. I'm wanting to stick their dick inside. I have a literal expiration date.

What does, I mean, my name is pound cake. It's literally, it's in the name. Just do it to me already. I have a hole. Actually, no, I don't. That's angel food. She's a slut. Oh my God.

It just, it kills me that my woman is tall-chatted. Like you don't have to hold on to these men, you know? There are plenty of terrible men. Well, she probably has a big key in her ears. Vicky, who really only defines herself by being in a relationship. That's true. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial.

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is not funny. Like she should leave John. Like you don't, you should never be in a relationship where someone goes to you and you're sitting there waiting for them to come back. They don't get to come back. But what's funny to me is the way she just tries to downplay. Like, oh yeah, I'd like no big deal. Like we're just, you know, I just, I mean, I thought I'm just having a few little, you know, we get a few little arguments, you know,

where he goes away for five days at a time. It doesn't respond to me. I'm like Shannon. Shannon, come on now. I'm Shannon. So Andy's like, wait a minute, but why would he say that he wanted to be with you? But then he would break, then he broke up with you right after the show.

And then I was like, I didn't look bad on camera. That's why I didn't. And Dream was like, yeah, he was trying to get through filming, and he, yeah, well, he said it on camera, and then a week later, he broke up with me. He didn't even break up with me.

He actually left me at Andalace. No, not Andalace. Havi Ayers. He left me at break up with me. He actually left me at Andalace. No, not Andalace. You left me at Havieres and I went outside and asked the valet where he'd gone and the valet told me that he broke up with me. I'm the machine, Ross. I'm the machine. So there's like, can I ask you something actor to actor? I'm sorry, actor to non actor. Sorry, I thought Taylor was still here. Do you pretend that somebody on the silver screen can actually hear you for a moment? Okay. I'm actually talking to you, audience member. Pretend this is like those moments when Ellen walks in the audience and the

Oscars and we get to hear from them. Okay. do you really believe that I was this Machiavellian behind the scenes, you know what, I'm gonna stop. No one at the set knows what Machiavellian means. I can already see everyone's confused. It has not been, I'm a race car driver, no. Well, I do believe that you are a smock of Smelly and smirking, whatever Heather, I do. I do.

I'm a smirking Spanish for a bad person. And Heather's like, please do not get angry with me. I have to say this, everybody hold on. You tend to drink and then call some of us. You're like, ah, I dare you. And Emily's like, yeah, screw the aftershock. Heather just went right to the epicenter of that one,

huh? I mean, hey, if we're gonna come to the epicenter. I leave Got me a talk. Oh You've called me you have called all the men on this couch You've called Daisy Fuente as you even called one of the Alfredos. It's got to stop Rod Stewart had to change his phone number I ran into him and I forgot to name it a grocery and an Aldi's. Okay. Um, so, uh, Livu Bono says you have to stop.

Sharon was like, you know what, Heather, that is a fucked up thing to say to me. It's just, oh, it is not. You're the town cryer. Well, just because I happen to be crying at this moment doesn't mean that I'm the town cryer. I mean, do I go out and drink sometimes? Yes, I mean, and for you to say that I need rehab, that I, Shadows, Thurms, Bedore, need rehab, well, good luck to you, because for you to paint a picture that I'm calling people every single night,

for you to say that I could use a breath of, for you to say a picture that I'm calling people every single night for you to say that I could I could use a breath of for you to say this I need we have I mean have you people never seen someone walk a dog at 11.30 pm at night there's nothing wrong with that there's nothing wrong if you're not supposed to walk in the middle of the street why do they have a dotted line for you to follow that's my question so shehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe like, okay, Dan Cook. Okay. We, you got, you got it. Because that was her joke. She's like, you know what they should have. Brothalizer's on phones. So that way you don't do prompt texting.

That was her joke, you know. She's Dan a cook. I thought for a moment, like, Dan Cook had a thing with a breathalyzer. I was like, wait, tell me more. You're dating like a 17-year-old, by the way. Always, always. Yeah, Dan always always always yeah, I didn't cook it's always like you know Your kid it's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your daughter is?

Hopefully it's not with a cook Data-prepilating is wow look at men and women are so different So shan's like okay, I have let me, I haven't had an intimate conversation with you, Gina and Gina, you know what? You don't wanna look at all these things, Shannon. You don't wanna look at all these things that we're saying that you need rehab, that you need to like, have a breath, a lashing, a phone.

You call people drunkly at night. You don't wanna look at any of these things. No, no, no, you, Gina, you don't know anything about my personal life. You don't know anything. And I don't know, you not know anything. You don't know anything. And I'll do you not know anything Neither do your children Alfonso Will and

Marie Antoinette A little bit of Sandra in the Sun. No, it's nothing a little bit of Mary all my long nose Nothing a little bit of Jessica here I am here. I am want to talk about me So Gina's like you know what if we don't know anything about you, then like, what are you doing here? And she goes, let me read her, Gina. Okay, you're gonna get some little chicken dance fingers. I don't like you. I don't like you. Okay, well that's fine. She doesn't don't like me, so cut this out. And in terms of like, you know what?

I'm gonna get put to the face of Middix. Tell her what's that. I mean, that shard of what's that swing of the hands of a face. And then he's like, Sharon, let me ask you a question. I'm gonna say, no, I'm gonna ask her something. You think you share things with people when we're on a national reality show together. And then you act like you don't know how this works

I mean, this is an assumption of risk if you don't want us to bring it up then don't tell us about it Don't tell us Sorry, I just need to reiterate that and it's a shorter faster way and Gina goes You know what she can't be faulted for bringing up because it's a job And it's like okay, well, well, I don't understand. Okay, it seems like everyone here has had a private conversation with you about your relationship and it all got put on Heather by Tamera.

And I'm curious, how did that happen? And Tamera goes, but wait, Gina didn't even go ask Tamera that she's shept. Okay, well, and Gina, I apologize again because I was told that you did. And when I scream right now, Gina, I apologize again because I was told that you did and when I screamed right now, Gina, I don't like you. It's because I was still Believing that you did forgetting that you didn't in the first place. Wait a minute. Why did you say something about my relationship, Gina?

I don't like you! She's on this weird cycle like She just remembers that she's mad at Gina for talking about her relationship and no matter how many times she reminds her that Gina didn't. Yeah, it doesn't work. Well, then why don't you like me? I mean, if all I've done is nothing to ya, I don't understand. I mean, from the beginning of when you started the show, Missy, you said in your first

season, when I was going through my Acrimonious Divorce, that's right. I invented Acrimonious Divorce. Okay, you said, I invented Acrimonious Divorce. Okay, you said I messed it with alcohol and I said, did I drink more this year? Abs of freaking lootly. Why was the question? I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. Also, Gina, I love that Gina is just taking advantage of Shannon having no recall right now because she's like, wow, what have I ever done to you? I mean, if I never done nothing, what do you mean you've never done that thing? I mean, if I never done nothing,

what do you mean you've never done nothing? No one was my issue on the show, including Shannon. You were like age-shaming Shannon and doing all this shit when you first came on and like dissing her, divorce, and all the stuff she was going through. And then when Shannon finally was my issue, you pretended to be her friends

because you had no friends on the show, you and Emily. And then the second Heather came on, you totally turned again, Shannon, and threw her under the bus and tried to get her kicked out of the hole. What are you pretending like you've never done anything? You're right in this situation, ma'am. But I shouldn't need friends to Shannon. Shannon needs a housewives lawyer. Yeah. Don't forget, Shannon, there were clothes enough that Shannon, they went to Javier's, I got wasted. And Shannon was like, let me tell you about Heather to bro. And then Heather went and told that to,

I mean, do you know when told that to Heather? And then blew that whole thing up. So she's not a good friend. So she was like, you know, I'm on this job too. You know, our job is to say how we feel and to say the truth. And well, well, do you know what my job is? My job is to be Shannon Storms Bedouard!

Holy hell, yeah. Yeah. I just got a call from HR and I have to report to myself because I had some violations, I'm sorry. Oh, my job is to be Shannon, that's a frickin' lootly Storms Bedouard. And she was like, yeah, but you just got to be honest on TV.

We're supposed to be allowed to talk about anything. Oh, except for the fact that you got a DUI and Shannon called the lawyer for you. And, uh, okay. So, she was like, okay, well, you're doing a great job. You're really bedoring it up. Wow, look at Shannon. And Shannon's like, I act the way that I am.

And you know what, I have done on reality TV. I have the George Washington of reality television. Okay? I took my shirt off when I gained 42 pounds. And then we see a clip of our dairy mat and crying at the Doctor Chiropractor guy going, Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! The things that I went through on this show, I served a dinner party with not enough white wine.

Thanks, Stephen. Thanks a lot. I've done several of the indignities. Have you not seen the scene of me trying to cook quinoa? And David staring at me while slowly eating kettle chips? That was very hurtful. And I put that on television. And I'm the first housewife at effort dealt in fidelity. In fact, I'm the first housewife

that's ever been married on the real housewives. And in fact, people don't know this, but I was the very first real housewife there ever was. Ha-ho! I'm the first housewife that was ever given a funeral on housewives in a conference center in a civic center. Oh, I'm the first housewife that had to take on the last name of two things I don't like bees and doors. I hate both of them. And who likes the storm? Am I right? Okay, it's just funny. So she's the first housewife that delved into infidelity. I don't think that's true. Is that true? Can't That cannot possibly be true by the time she came around. Let's see. Well, we had I mean Luan and her husband

So no No, right like that. Luan and Luan and Luan and her husband broke up in season two of Rony. At the very least, I'm not saying Lohan was first, but Lohan way outpaced. And Ramona, when did Mario leave Ramona? That may have been around the same time. That, I mean, maybe she means delved into it as far as like, they didn't work, they didn't actually talk about it

on screen, not much with the husband or the ex or the homeless. Or like, we really saw a marriage fall apart on camera maybe? I don't know, like whatever Shannon's claiming to, I just feel like Lynn Curtin had it worse. So dude, I think that about everything on the news. So Shannon's like, well I've gone to a step, well not everything, I mean it's currently, I know, the worst. I'm sorry, but it's like, well, I've gone to Steadwall, not everything.

I mean, I know. I know. The worst. I'm sorry. I felt Huckle's rise and I did not mean current news. Current news. There's anybody has it or is that anybody in current news? Okay.

No, it's a question. More like in light news if this were a different time of the year. Yes. So I'm talking about general traffic accident news. I'm just not laughing at the way we are. So obviously back paddling. Yes. Well, you got to. This is insane. It's all living in this is I mean, to think of all the stuff we've been through on the show. Okay, it's not about us. Okay, you know what? Shannon says she's the first housewife

that delves into infidelity and she's gone, she's provided more details. And Heather's like, oh yeah, you've provided more details than anyone else here. I ate a pizza slice when I was walking one time on camera and I spilled it on my purse. So how dare you, how dare you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you, so you've delved into infidelity, why does that make you better than anyone else? I was on a one episode arc with Reba McIntyre, where are my awards?

Honestly, where are my awards? I thought I did a great job. Yeah, everybody's been through stuff. I mean, um, amajina, did you why that time? And she's like, wow, thanks a lot Emily. Tamara, wait, Tamara, wait me at the gym. We've all done stuff we don't want to do. And Tamara's like, well, I have done things that are authentical. I'd love Shannon's dueling arguments this episode of like, look at me, I put everything on TV. And also, well, I'm sorry, but I did not want to put that on TV. Yes, and they keep catching her in it.

And she's like, wow, I told you, I didn't want that on television. So Andy's like, okay, Jafar from Want His Eyebrows Back says, Shannon, how is Heather the bad guy for talking about John Janssen? When Emily is the one to bring it up on camera, and then Tamara's the one to bring it up to you

and Vicki, make it, make sense. Thank you, Jafar, in need of eyebrows, for asking that question, because that's really been one of the things that has been on our minds. And Emily's like, well, I'll tell you what happened. Gina, Heather and I filmed together, Gina's and the camera went down.

And we're talking about. We'll take a picture. And Gina's house. Like when we said the cameras went down, they had to take a microscopic one and slide it through a mass hole. So it's like a GoPro, but they couldn't even fit that in there with the three.

So I stood on the patio. And then others stood in the door and then Gina just crouched under Heather like she was getting ready to do a pyramid and cheerleading and then we had a GoPro dangling from a fly swatter swinging from a fan it was rough seen Andy and then of course the GoPro died and Gina said she had a USB charger but it was just a bottle of ragu. So it was a doomed shoot from the beginning. So I was like, well, we were talking about Shannon, and we're talking about the relationship and Heather said something to the effect of, what are you guys going to start

following their real relationship? And it goes, and we've all said it. We all said it, not just me. And you don't know, and you don't show what's really going on Shannon and that was proven to be true. Oh, well, thanks for bringing that up in front of production Really, I appreciate it that So wait, that's okay to talk about it because it dumped you Sorry, dump just now you can talk about it on TV. Look at everybody.

Share this talk on the mat because she got jumped. Are you two together by the way? And she has a- No, no, we're not together. And I heard you say that we were and of course I'm not together with him. And in the end Heather, he broke up with me and he broke. I have fucking heart. He broke it. And that makes me sad, as you can tell from my voice. Buh.

Can I look back in certain scenes and see that he is blue, blue, blue, double back that please. Checked out? Yes, absolutely. And does it hurt more than a store-bought colonic? Nope. I'm embarrassed. I just don't feel like a smart person because it's a semi-dism head on their shoulder, right? I mean I would look at that and think, my God, Shannon, look how he's looking at you. Is that love? Do you think it's love? What does everyone else think? Do you remember when we ordered appetizers?

He was in love with me at that moment, right? He was, right. I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. I'm by what you're wearing today. No, I'm embarrassed by not seeing the signs. And I'm embarrassed. Which of course, that's all on any reunion that's all anyone needs. They need someone to break down and be like,

I'm mortified, I'm embarrassed. I wanna crawl under a rock. And then they're like, I'm mortified, I'm embarrassed, I want to crawl under a rock. And then they're like, oh, don't be embarrassed, oh, don't be embarrassed. Oh, that's okay that you're embarrassed. At least you're not tell or pretending that she's in SAG after. Yeah, they just come after you until you start crying.

And they're like, why are you crying? You know, total housewives 101. So, do you know what? You just, total housewives 101. So Gina goes, You know what, you just gotta have faith that we're gonna help you, Shannon. What are you talking about, Gina? Oh my God. Gina just came to life out of nowhere.

And, Jan, goes, You know, it feels like Shannon just wants to be able to protect her relationship and I get that. And I wanted to work. Maria, what is your name, lady on the end? And how old is your daughter, Gina? You are a team of daughter, right? I told you I'd be your children.

I love that you're shooting with mommy today. It's so nice that you brought Francesca to set. Commissars, here comes one right now. So, Andy's like, well, why are you hanging out with John all the time? Because you're posting him on social media. Are you just hoping that, you know, if you keep posting about it long enough, you'll actually become a couple. And Tamra's like, ah, that's not a good idea. It's not.

You shouldn't keep posting with somebody when you're broken up with them. And you know, like, yeah, because like, it's just like so confusing to you. Well, I'm going through a lot right now. Both my kids have left for college and it's been really, really hard for me. And you know, do you know what my kids said?

They said, mom, if you can just go out to dinner with someone that you know, instead of spending the night by yourself, then you wouldn't be calling us all the time. We have exams and I'm like, okay, I will go out the dinner with John Janssen if I must. My twins all chipped in and they bought me a new friend named Lexa. And I've been talking to her a little bit. Gosh, even herch, I just get a spitting wheel a lot of the time. It really hurts! Really hurts!

So Jen's like, well, but, um, but by you going out with him, like, doesn't that make you still feel tired to him? And, and hopeful, thank you so much in advance for your answer. And, Tim was like, you need to cut the time, bitch! And, Emily's like, you know, I don't know if you can move on if you're still hanging out with John. It's, it's, well, unlike David, it's hard. It's hard. It's hard.

Well, him from Heroids says, Shannon, if John is the private person, then why is he choosing to date you an established person who has bared all on a reality show, including dying while her husband was cheating and taking off her shirt after she gained 42 pounds. Go ahead, Shannon. That was a valid question.

What was his name? Could you serve as your name? From Horroy. Him. Well, him. That is a valid question. And notice, I know people's names. So thank you, him, that is a valid question. And notice, I know people's names. So thank you, him.

I would like to thank you for being a good son to Gina. All right, Gina. No one was suggesting that him was going to be taken away from Gina. I would just like to say that. Stop crying, him. And so, he was like, what the hell is the bitch? So, Shannon's like, well, I can't, what are the questions?

What are the conversations I had? This is one of the conversations I had with you Heather. I didn't want to, I didn't know the different answer because I had cast members saying that like, oh, when the cameras around, John really lights up. Although, did they say the cameras are the tequila in his glass?

I don't remember now. Can I just tell you as someone who watches every second of the show usually twice, nobody has ever accused John Janssen of lighting up. Okay. He is the least lit up person I've ever seen in my life. I've never seen less charisma. I microwaved a potato that was better on TV than John Jams.

He is. Literally the opposite of lighting up. He is like a mechanical draper. He is just like the cameras come on and his the blinds just come down. I mean, what is he a lot of play-doh off camera to be more energetic on camera? What is this man that we're seeing the energetic version of John, okay? Well, bounty from the quicker picker uppers says, Shannon, why can't you understand that Tamara is the root of all the gossip about your relationship?

Why are you giving her a pass? And she was like, oh, what's she talking about? I haven't even said anything about it. Does relationship just hold about the act? And then they show a montage of her talking incessantly about it. John left her in the back, son.

The next day. John left her into York. The next day. John left her in Nami, and he came back through a wardrobe of that and now she got addicted to Turkish Delights and gained 10 pounds and almost got canned green from the cold. He's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, candy. You're all into like top release and taffies and I never knew I asked I think on the show what is Turkish delight and somebody gave us Turkish delight like they sent us Turkish delight to our little RPO box or whatever it was actually delicious. People love it. It was just a little too fruity for me. It is fruity. Yeah, it is a fruit of a chewy fruit candy but I was shockingly good.

Listen, not everything can be appealing. I'm, you know, I have to be more open with my candies. Yeah, I just, you know, I don't like fruity things, unfortunately, which is ironic. Hey girl, hey. Max, so. Hi. Heather goes, I think there's a lot of misplaced aggression

towards me, and I, you know, I didn't go around until every single person about this relationship and time was like, I didn't say that, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Because Tamara had just gone. Yeah, maybe it's because you were going to man tell everyone, she's like,

no, I didn't tell. And she was, I didn't say you would tell everyone. Like Tamara can't even keep her eyes starting from one sentence to the next sentence. And Andy tells her, you did say it. You just said that. She's, nah, nah, nah, nah. I said, I thought you had a smoking gun.

But then when I watched the show, you didn't say anything. Sik Tamer, tell me. Sik Tamer is such a compulsive liar. I love it. It's actually cracking. We up this season. Yeah. No, she's really, I actually, I've like really grown to appreciate how good she is

at being evil. Like she's so, she's actually so effortless. And when you see people like an Angie Kay trying so hard, that you just have to really appreciate the slick professionalism that Tamraz in her awfulness, you know. So, but that being said, I do really enjoy Angie Kate just because she is trying so hard like it to me That's a feature not a flaw. So Heather is like she's like this is what I would like to say Thank you to the Academy. I really appreciate this now. How do we get to that place? Okay, we're gonna start with fire size. What were we talking about?

Okay, well, what I promised you is the things you told me that were hurtful, I would never repeat, and I did not repeat them. One of the things, cry and cry, and I was holding close, was that Emily called you a pig, and Emily goes, wait, I didn't say, no. Emily said, Emily said, John called you a pig. So, I didn't say no. Emily said Emily said John called you a pig. So I didn't say a pig. I said that he called her fat.

And Shannon's like, well, I want you all to know there is one thing that John Johnson did not do. Well, you told me that. It was in the vault, Shannon. Now, well, if you heard that, how are we all interpreting that wrong, Shannon? Well, he would say, every morning, how'd you get so pretty, babe, when we woke up together? Or he'd say, oh, wow, you're such a babe. So wait, they thought by calling you babe, he meant the pig babe?

Yes, and I don't even know where they got that idea. He used to say, that'll do pig. And it was just so sweet. Wait a minute. Huh. And then I'd go to Los Angeles and be like, oh, there's babe in the city. So, I never said that I wouldn't talk about your relationship. In fact, I said I am going to probably laugh about your relationship, sort of like this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in the vault, which I'd like to also remind you is where Gina's house is. My vault is actually quite large,

and her house is quite small. Well, Shannon, I just wanna say, it was, you deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for wearing a bathing suit in Mexico. I mean, that was just so relatable. Now, what about Emily's assessment that all of that was rooted in John Jansen's spade quotes? What do you think about that?

Well, I want to be very clear that this was, it was a Shannon issue, a Shannon Stormsbord issue, because that's my job, but being me and having issues. And, you know, by the way, clearly, we're not together anymore, John and I, I thought I just want to just remind everyone and Tim was like, are you sure? Yes, yes. I mean, I have spent time with him. I have showed up at his house unannounced. I have photoshopped him into my photos,

but we're just merely friends at this point. So are you friends with Benefits? Yes, sometimes. Yeah, we still phone. Ha! Mail that. Uh, he's not boning Shannon Starns' Bedore. He's boning Shannon Frickin' Storms' Bedore.

Abs of Frickin' Lutely, you bet your bottom dollar, Andy. I'm too much like, oh my god, I can't believe it. Wow, okay, I'm officially squeezed out two visual and image of John Jansson. Is there anything else we need to clear up because I think I'm gonna go, peer in the corner. Oh no, it's not a corner,

it's just a screen projection of a corner. Damn it. All right, so what's next here? So we got a break, right? And Andy just scrunches down the spare. You know how he does. All right. I'm down, my chair.

I'm down, my chair. He's about to whip out his phone. He gets like him to his phone whip out position. And he's like, you know what, my biggest tweet all season was, Andy's like, don't care, trying to whip up my phone right now. It was, do you think that Shannon is going to apologize to Heather? Hmm, hmm. I think your biggest treat was what the fuck is fireside?

Please stop talking about it. For you, Annie is not interested. Ah, wait, hold on a second, I'm getting a message as a John Mayer. No, it's Vicki. Oh, okay. Ah, this is funny. Look, someone, Vicky, someone posted a seating trial at reunion

and it's me with Vicky all around. Six Vicky's. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I think she has a foul ball right there. I think it's a foul ball. Oh yeah, you know what? Here's what I have to say about it. Boo.

She must either just crossed. She is so bored. I know she's so over this. And I know that she's keeping this because she needs the money or what like who doesn't. But God, she wants to get the hell out of there. Yeah. Hey, everybody, this is the end of part one of our real housewives of Orange County recap. We'll be back with part two in a bit.

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