Watch What Crappens - #2189 RHOC Part Two: Stormsy Weather

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its reunion with claw hands, lessons from the Storms School of Interpretive dance, and tears. Lots of tears. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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She's screaming about stuff. She's not even involved in it. Well, Annabelle was working on her manners. There was no scarier Annabelle than Tamara in Emily's life. And Tamara just goes, Oh, God, what did I do now? Thanks for champagne. Well, we talk about Emily's mommy issues.

I'm bored with your mom's machines. Luckily, it's pretty short, basically. And Emily hasn't talked to her mom since December. Oh, and Annabelle got a few modeling gigs. She did something for Paxton, and then she did something for... I wrote Pakistan. So she, yes.

Why would I eat your Pakistan? Invited Annabelle to be their new face? It's how she pronounced it and I didn't even think twice about it when I wrote it back. I wrote, she did something for Pakistan and something for Herman Sol. She's so fierce. What about us? Yeah, she's been recently contacted by the government of Djiburri and she's been all there are tourists and brochures. I was like, yeah, that makes total sense. No, total sense.

So, no, Paxton. And he's like, okay, cool. We're done with the stupid stuff. Okay, so we saw you and Tam, we're getting close towards the end of the season. How's your friendship? And they're friends. They actually text with each other and they talk a lot. And it's so funny how she answers it because it's how anybody thinks who thinks they're friends with Tam, she goes, oh, I think we're friends.

I mean, we text and talk sometimes. And Tam is like, yeah, yeah. I thought I heard. She's like, oh, good. I didn't know. He's changed so often. And he's like, well, Shannon, you had issues with Emily all season long. How do you feel about this new friendship

between she and Tamra, grammatically and correct? It should be her and Tamra. And Tamra goes, she doesn't love it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I know where this question comes from because I saw my social media last night. So what does that mean? Just, oh, lovely bit of trace of me to show last night. And I just, listen, I just wanted to make sure that our cast wasn't in the audience somewhere.

And I said, if we invite someone, we have to invite the entire cast, we just cannot invite anyone. And I nod to you. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I thank you. I really appreciate it. It was so great going to the improv. Um, and I'm nice actually having to pay for the two drink minimum at the improv. Thank you. That was so kind. I love supporting comedy.

You're the same cook. Am I right? Yeah. Yeah. Somebody goes, so Tamra reached out and said, I wanted to invite you, but Shannon is adamant that you cannot be there, which is so funny. That Tamra is like, like even when the show is not shooting, Tamra is so mean.

Like, wait a thorough your friend under the bus, like you could have come up with like any decent excuse or like, you could have said, listen, you know, we're just like really nervous to do it in front of other cast. I don't know what, I don't know what you could have done. But, it's true, but Shannon is such a liar too. It's kind of funny watching

her get called out. Yeah. She's like, well, I was, listen, I was very, very nervous. And I don't you just said, you said, I don't want you there because I don't like you. Why don't you just say that? And she was like, you better stop putting words in my mouth time. She's like, you said it. You said I don't want to be a hula-hula. He's shan's like, well I just I didn't want certain members of the cast there. I mean look it would have been fine for anyone to be in there. Yes I just didn't want Emily there but it's only because I didn't want certain specific singular members of the cast there. Oh really?

Well why wasn't I there then? And then he said, because she's a snike you. And also who wants to go see the Tritz Amiga show? Literally none of you. So, please. Yeah. And also, no one was barring you at the door. If you knew there was a Tritz Amiga show,

you guys could have all gone. And also, but I think, like, who also wants to have Heather DeBros sitting front and center at your comedy show? Like, you're trying to do your goofy comedy and how there's in the front row, thinking, you know, be like, well, I was on a comedy once with Betty White.

So let's see how this stacks up. Like the one lots out of energy. Heather's just sitting in one of those little cocktail tables right in the front with a stack of head shots and Sharpie just waiting. When? Anyone? Fireside HD.

So, Andy's like, so you said it no blue that tamer eyes of fully relationship what the other and Tamer's like that's why I was sad upset you know Because I heard he has said she was only friends with me because she's afraid of me and had this like I did not say I'm only friends with you because I'm afraid of you I said the reason why I've never gone against you is because I'm afraid of you. I said the reason why I've never gone against you is because I'm afraid of you. So one thing that's cracking me up here is everything that's been said about Heather

has turned out to be true in this reunion. And Heather doesn't even deny it. She's just like, oh, it was worded differently than you said. Yeah, but I believe Heather in every single instance. Like to me, if I'm supposed to take Emily or Tamra's word over anyone else's, I'm not going to. And Heather immediately has a, always a significantly more logical clarification.

It's like, I didn't say that. I just said, this is why I didn't go against you, idiot. And we're like, it's the same thing, but it also makes sense. You're like, well, of course, who would go against Tamra? She'll ruin your damn life. And then Tamra, you should be scared of me. Like, well, see, that's why she said that. Yeah, Tamra is like, what is anybody like?

You should be scared of me, man. Tamra, man. And then when Tamra came back to the show, Heather and I spent a lot of time together and we talked a lot about Tamra And Heather had a lot of negative things to say about Tamra and that is not true It is true. You said she was an asshole. She is an asshole And that gets a Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can be an asshole temper and temper, and it's like, but we've drunk it time sin. I hadn't even been an asshole till you, yeah. Well, I don't even remember what the package was.

It's that Emily like, flopped back on the sofa, and it's like, okay fine, it's my package, but fine, you keep on talking, go ahead, which was very- She's turning into a Lexia. She's turning into a Lexia.

What's Judy? That's right, my package is. Yeah, she is. I think. It's my package, Judy. They're like, why would you say Judy? And she's like, I don't know. I say Judy when people annoy me. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what that is,

but you should try it on real house. I said, New York there, it would work. You know, because Jenna, her name was a Judith growing up for whatever. Yeah. So Heather goes, I'm sorry. It's Emily's package. And she'd like to speak. So let's throw it back to Emily. I'm like, I love how she does like Enkroom and Talk. We're gonna throw it back to you, Emily. Tell us what's going on on your side of the couch. Oh, thanks a lot, Heather. And then he's like, so Gina.

Oh, thank you. He's so bored with Emily too. He's like, I think Gina, what do you think the Emily's unfair when it comes to Heather and she's like, I think that your delivery is rough. And I think that it doesn't like get you what you want sometimes. And it's not indicative of what you want from her to anyone to understand that meaning. They're really, but he said indicative soul.

Okay, Heather, I feel like we had a lot of misfires and I feel like you read me as malicious. No, aggressive, hideous, terrible, disgusting, mammal-like, but not malicious. I mean, you made a huge scene, which was good for me because it was publicity at my HD event. She was, yeah, yeah, really? And she goes, but really it was mean and rude, Emily. And Emily's like, yeah, funny, funny at all. I had it.

The way that she was making fun of you at your party. In front of all your friends, your business, your business associates, and yelling drunk. Wouldn't that could... You were, you didn't think it was funny? I just was making fun of you in front of the guy who was kind of a Richard's assistant and now has a show at E.

That wasn't funny to you. I was like, no, it wasn't, not at all. So Emily is like, you have no sense of humor and I have no ability to laugh it off. I'm like, you're the one who got offended when Heather said, like, hey, have these muffins or like your boobs or whatever it was. Emily is offended at every single thing that happens

off the season. She's screentied yelled and cried about every plot point. She has. So there's like, no, you know what? It was just fucking rude. And Emily's like, we're calling someone in mammoth is rude. Okay, all right. So I had to guess, okay, you were upset. I called you snuff ol' up against and of course I didn't mean it in a bad way. I even said at that point in a good way. But I still want to it in a bad way. I even said at that point in a good way. But I saw all the graces of mammoths. Well, you came out of the water and your hair was wiry and you know I saw that and reminded me of something with wiry hair. I mean, I thought we were cool Emily.

I just can't get past the fact that it's a mammoth, because one time, one time, I had a pet, I had a little toy, wooly mammoth, and then my mom never said hi to the wooly mammoth. It's like, okay. So, Heather's like, at least my stuffed wooly mammoth never talked to me just like my mom. Aww.

At some point, it's not all my fault. And Heather goes, here's the thing, here's the thing, Heather, I say you look like a whale trader trainer and then I hear from other people that I was an asshole and I should be fired I never said you should be fired. I said that hair That's enough love because hair needs to be fired up a little bit. We need to fix it And then I'm like hey camera you told me that she said I should be fired of course Emily does not keep anything.

I get that you're on a TV show and some of the thing, some of the part is like spreading the gossip or whatever. But Emily is just like, she has no chill about it. She just turns directly from the person like, you know what, I hate you Heather. She didn't even want you on this show. She said you don't want me on this show. Yes. But of course, one minute.

Once again, there are a lot, like relying on anything Tamra says as if it's the truth. When they all came into the season known that Tamra literally fudges the truth all the time and that she has her own, you know, she has her own agendas. So Heather's like, oh my God, Tamra, that is the lie. And I'm going to remind you of what happened.

You were texting me hideous things, bad Emily, and you went on watcher happens and said, you know who I love, I love Emily. You did a total 180. And of course, Emily does not bother whatsoever. Like when Emily hears, when Emily hears some Tamra that Heather talks shit and was like, why would she do that? That's terrible.

But then when she hears some Heather, the Tamra talks shit shit Emily has no reaction. Right. And tamer's like, yeah, but I said, oh, last season, Emily was big. I saw that. Yeah, but that's when you were talking about it. You talked about her before and then you said she was a break out star. She's, nah, I didn't cry to that on my podcast. And listen, I'm not going to deny. I didn't like this bitch, but we're in a good good place, that's why I'm trying to take that down here She's not she's saying She's like I tempered like even confuses me and I've got it all written down She's saying she was calling you out for being a hypocrite and Magger screaming or her like she's trying to hurt your relationship with Emily when you're the one trying to hurt her relationship with Emily

Yeah her like she's trying to hurt your relationship with Emily when you're the one trying to hurt a relationship with Emily. Yeah. So we go to break and we come back and he's like, hey, you're shattered. You really look like a country singer. Who was the one who was in tragic decline? Was it the red rock bottom? Can you remind me of that one? I'm not sure if it was a Tammy or a Tanya or one of those, but thank you, I guess.

Thank you. Why can't I find Country Singer? I know it's in here somewhere. The Country Singer moment? It was very brief. I know it's in here. Oh yeah, here it is. So yeah, I'm like,

I'm like, well, this side of the couch has a lot of hair because they've all got big hair. The other side all has straight hair. And then it cuts to Gina. He's like falling asleep cross-eyed. Oh my god, these are me going to love. So whether these women were whooping it up in Mexico or shuffling shit in Montana, they were having a ball.

I love balls. And he's got big ones. So we do the vacation woohoo segment. Yeah. And then of course Andy's like tell me about that test of glue and I was like oh my god He had like short charts on and I was like really short charts, and you know how we figured it out No, how he figured it out now he said cuz I was with Jeff Lewis and Shane I happen to be shit cousin. I came up to me at bravo con. I was like oh my god My cousin's film with you guys. I was like oh my god. I saw his bow. I saw his ball bench

All right, well that was boring. So rumors world at BravoCon, who called who a loser? All fingers pointed at HD, but who was the con here? And so we basically he asked him, like, who is the one who said loser? So Tim was like, well, before I came back, I had to show, had to stand on her podcast, that if anybody comes back, it should be Alexis. So, I take the other, and I'll be like, what's going on? Why don't you say Alexis?

Every time you get asked, you say Alexis, smell the end, oh, wow. And then we see a clip of Heather on her show being like, you know, if anyone should come back, it's Alexis Polino, I'm very, very rich. It's important to have someone very, very dumb on the show, so I seem even smarter. And so, and Timberlake, yeah, and she goes like, oh, well, because they're never going to bring you back, because that's why I always say that.

And so I go, don't you want what's best for the show, and she goes, what do you expect? I'm working with a bunch of lizzas. And I was like, that's not what happened. I was giving interviews last season, and my interviews were as follows. Oh, we're terrific. This is so fun. We're really jelling as a cast.

Yes, Gina does live in a shoe box, but it's a nice shoe box. You know, it's like, you know, ASOS or whatever. No, it's live in a shoe box, but it's a nice shoe box. You know, it's like, you know, A-sos or whatever. No, it's an adorable little shoe box. We're having a wonderful, wonderful time. And you know what, I was like, I was like, what do you want me to say? Like, this is all crap.

Like, look at what I have to work with. Look at these losers. Noella, Dr. Jen, that's all I was saying. Yeah, because Tamara told her, you're saying everybody's terrific? I mean, what the hell, Heather? And Heather said, well, what am I supposed to say? This is who I'm working with.

I like, of course, I'm gonna say they're great. Yeah, I'm supposed to go into and press and say like, oh, they're all idiots now. And then Tamara took that as, oh, I don't want to work with any of these people, they're all losers, which is typical Tamara. Yeah. So then, Emily is like, Emily, Mom straight from

to voicemail says, Emily, where were you in Gino? We'd Heather, that was so rude by the way, sorry, hold on. I was just in my vein. It's just someone's name, I don't know what's, Mom straight. Where are you in China? When Heather said some very bad things were taken out of BravoCon or whatever. And Emily said, well, we were in LA getting our hair and makeup done for the promo shoots. And we were together, right? And so, Gino was getting her hair blow dried, which is why she couldn't remember stuff. And then, you know, I just hear blah, blah, blah was talking about you a bravo con. And she said very bad things.

And I remember Heather said that because she was doing this with her fingernail. And I said, if you're going to do that with your fingernail, me, nail me a leaf on me a taco. All right, all right. And then she said, and then I said, well, what did she say? She said, no, no, no, it's in the vault. So that's why she assumed it was Shannon because she mentioned the vault.

And Heather's like, I didn't say vault. That's exactly what you said. You said it's in the vault. What I said to you stupidly in the dressing room, and now by the way, it was a master class in claw hands. We've talked about claw hands for 10 years. This is Heather's thing. When we talk about claw, we mean grab claws because she puts her fingers into little pinches

and then she puts, she pokes them at you and she does the biggest, most insane claw hand. She, I think maybe has ever done because she is so adamant about this point that she's doing like severe claw hands and poking them forward and then she does them over and over and over again. It was like very validating on the claw hands of it theory because I thought the three of us were having a private conversation because you all have conversations all the time that don't get repeated, but I mistakenly said this thing. Wait, don't turn this around. You're turning this around, make yourself a nap time. If you're my friend. Now Emily is screaming for no reason. This doesn't even make sense. Okay, so as Heather saying, she did tell Gina and Emily, when they were in her her in makeup that Tamara was saying very bad things about them.

So what were the very bad things that Tamara called them losers? I guess we ever find out what it was. I assume it's that Tamara called them losers, but she basically was like, she came in to kind of like gossip. And then basically what she's saying is, I came into gossip and be like, oh my god, Tamara's talking shit about you guys and then realize, you're saying is I came into gossip and be like, oh my god, Tamer is talking shit about you guys and then realize, oh, I forgot these two people don't have any chill

and this is gonna blow up on my face. Whoops. So Emily's like, do you're turning yourself out to be the victim? I'm like, well, she kind of is the victim of the entire second half of the season. Like, have you guys watched? Right, and why are you crying about it right now? Screaming and yelling about it when you were the one who misquoted somebody and blamed somebody else. Like you victimized two people in this. You victimized Shannon, who wasn't even the one who said it.

And then you victimized Heather by lying about, I can't, I'm getting ahead of you at this point. That's how you know it was a good season. When by the end of the second episode or the second reunion episode you're just flummoxed and confused. Like I don't know where I live anymore. I don't know my name. So so I was like don't drink this around and Tammy goes I think you need to own what you said. I'm trying to tell you what I said and I'm like oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh listen that's a four letter word in my house so please stop saying it thank you very much.

You can call me a lot of things poor is not one of them I will not accept that. Oh my god, you have a whistle, have a little screaming in here. Oh okay, Tamara, I love I love the ballet dance room over there. Quiet, Tamara. Well, if you knew, if you knew it was the whole time, it was Tamara who had said something bad. Why torture Shannon? Aside from the fact that it's hilarious for all of us,

let's, I already know the answer to that question. But why torture Shannon the whole trip and making her think it was making Emily think it was Shannon who said something. And I was like, I didn't know what Emily was talking about. How many claw hands do I have to make for you to realize I had no idea what was happening? Yes you did, and you knew I fucked up the names. You wanted me to look crazy. Why are you just saying that you've never, when does she say that she never makes a mistake? I guess that's what we're on.

So why? And why, I wish Andy would have asked, Gina, why didn't you say something because you knew it was about Tamara. Right, exactly. And Heather's like, I didn't know what you were even talking about. She's, oh, when I asked you what was said, you wouldn't tell me. So what was your intent telling me that you knew something but you wouldn't tell me. And Tim was like, yeah,

yeah, what's the point of that? She was, my mistake was mentioning anything at all. Because as soon as it came out of my mouth, I knew you two were gonna run to Timra. Excuse me, Emily. Because Emily's like, but you're big Thomas, excuse me. Instead of coming to me about it, well, wait a minute, I didn't see you after that, so that's why I didn't come to you. And you know that how they really means this because she claw hands herself.

She takes her claw hand and then she puts it on her mouth. She goes, as soon as it came out of my mouth, I deserved my own claw hand for that big mistake I made. Somebody goes, but it was your air party and I wasn't gonna bring it up there. Because her thing, Heather's whole thing is like, you should have come to me and said, why did you say this?

And then I could have clarified it because you never did. I didn't really understand what was going on. Which is, it's funny because Heather's putting it all on Emily, but at the same time, considering that entire side of the couch is all about, like, next time, come and speak to me directly.

And then that's exactly what Emily did not do. So I'm just like, well, it was a year of party, and I wasn't gonna bring it up there. But you brought it up to everyone else, including Mario Lopez's assistant's best friend who was there. So rude. You made a big jerk of yourself.

She thought you're opinion. And now they're saying, yeah, it is my opinion that you made a jerk of yourself. Okay, okay Emily, okay, you were perfectly behaved at the HD party. And Emily's like, whoa, okay, I wasn't, but from now on, at all HD events, I will be boring and appropriate.

Oh my gosh, you're saying you weren't gonna be rude and bring up anything at Heather's party to make her look bad, but you had no problem getting shit faced and screaming throughout the entire party. And now that you're being called on it, you're crying and screaming and playing victim again, even though you were wrong

about everything you were saying at that party. Just like these, yeah, she's like a lot of balls. If this lady had as much charisma as she had balls, this show would be like number one in the ratings. Tell me. Yeah, I think that's fair. Because I think this was Emily's best season, but she's still, there is still that X factor

that's missing. And yeah, you bring up such a good point. Her saying, oh, it's rude. Who'd have been rude? I didn't feel like it was appropriate for me to bring that up at your party. Meanwhile, she's at that party with a strip of cucumber dangling from her mouth like a fruit roll up

and giggling about it. It's like it's mortifying. I'm sorry, she was rude. I mean, this was her best season, but we're lining up a lot of bad seasons. You know what I mean? Yeah. People, I think people, the bar has been lowered so much that we're just also impressed that like Emily and Gina's strong complete sentences together the season. And we're like,

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wrong and he's like, okay, I'm bored. I'm bored. All right. What, so what did Demris say? Bravo, Khan! And Timberk go, okay, here's the story. I sat down at a table and I said, are you having a good list of batch? And because you said that to me, because I was joking, it was a callback, it was a callback batch. Wait, my, you have said terrible things

about everyone on this show, when you weren't on the show. But when I was talking about this, the fuck off, Ernie. I was like, oh my God. And Shannon makes her face like, geez, and Andy's like, but I mean, that is a standard that you said. She's like, oh yeah, well, why are you trying to throw a wrench in it? He's like, I'm just saying, you've also called

everyone loser. She goes, oh yeah, so then it's okay, she calls an animal loser. And he's like, no, she's so big quiet. And Andy just looks, tears at his cards. Like, oh, I have to applaud Tamara because she did call everyone losers. It was on that podcast and she just stopped that story

by just being by verbally abuse a candy. She's like, I'm not gonna talk about this. She's giving bitch. Yeah, that was much of how that's gonna work out for her. But yeah, she'll be fine. I was hoping they did have a better season than they ever have. Yeah, but like don't go after the boss, don't go after daddy Andy.

So, Tim was like, Heather, this is what hurt my feelings and made me so upset. We sat down at that line after the pumpkin body, which by the way, I just let that phrase gets even better. It gets even better because not only do they sit down at the wine bar after the pumpkin party. Oh no, that was SLC when they're painting the bird houses. Oh, I know, that was back right now. How house wise was that scene? Not only did Heather actually invite me over just painting per house.

It's been so fun. Okay, this is what I had about Seattle's. We sat down in a white bar after a pub cabalini. I said, that's just love you. I want to get back to track with you, ever. And then we see a deleted scene of her being like, you know, saying that basically. And then, I come to the deep pain. I, you know, saying that basically. And then a couple of days later,

you wouldn't tell them to tell me, said, who are the things about you? She's like, okay, well I'm sorry. I said that and I knew the second I said it, it was bad and I should have talked to you in private. Gina, why didn't you follow your own advice in not trusting Tamra when Heather said it was Tamra who calls you losers.

And she was like, what am I supposed to be able to follow that? What the fuck kind of question is that? Where am I? I'm tired. Are you saying that when I said that you should never trust a word Tamra says that then when Tamra says something I shouldn't trust it? I don't get it. So Tamra's like, yeah, but you guys just sat there and you compared stories. And then you said, why did you tell Emily to move away from you, member? Okay, so then we see Unfooted, Unseen Footage again.

At this time, Gina is still yelling at Heather at that whole thing. And she's like, why did you tell her to move away from me and why did you tell me to move away from her? And Heather's like, because I thought it was important for you to develop your own identity. Well, okay, that's not terrible advice, but that was also very much Heather that season trying to break these two up and trying to take Gina under her arms, you know, to come

for Emily. Yes, and that may be, that may be very true, but Gina and Emily interpreted as like, you guys have to stop being friends. And like they just, they had like the most basic stupid interpretation of that, you know? So Heather was like, I was trying to be helpful. I wasn't trying to be negative. Yes, it was Heather, you know,

like she said I have to move away from, you know, cause it wasn't good, she's not good for me. What I was saying is it's important to have your own identity on the show, otherwise you wind up, like some big snuffle up against appearing in someone's imagination. Okay, well I guess you said it correctly and on the one who fucked it up, then it's always me. Okay, well, I guess you said it correctly.

And on the one who fucked it up, then it's always me. It's like it is always you. You're always taking something simple and turning it into something evil to use against somebody. And you're not even involved in any of these conversations. I mean, even in this conversation, it's obviously somebody saying, oh my God, you guys do every single thing together.

You guys need to do something not together on the show. Like nobody wants you together. Everyone hates you both. Like everybody, no one says like, just get rid of Gina. They always say get rid of Gina and Emily. Like you're a package deal. You know?

So Heather's like, that's not what I said. I'm allowed to, I do know what you said. Oh, I'm sorry. You're so factually correct all the time. I mean, we'll have a pretty high rate. And that's the moment you were talking about before. It's like, yeah, um, do you want to rewind the tape to like five minutes ago, Emily? And she's like, okay, so I messed up some names.

You didn't only mess up names, Emily. You like totally wrong, falsely accused somebody. And then it was half this season. And so I think it's yeah, you messed up the whole thing. It was like a game of clue. Okay, everybody wait. Claw hands clue. It was clue. There was Colonel mustard. He was in a library. He had a rope. He killed the maid. What was the maid's name? No one remember she was only movie character, but she was such a good movie character who's playing Miss Scarlett should it be me probably I'm more of a Miss Peacock cast for some reason even though that lady's way too old for my station in life so I don't know clue starring Reba and HD what do you

want for me sounds good three different things what we're talking about do you know I can see that this is all very confusing here let me just adapt this for you. It was Colonel Mustard with a jar of ragu in the living room. Of course, in Gina, that's the only room there really is in her game of clue. But you know, you get what I'm trying to say. So I'm like, good one, Heather.

Good one. All right. Well, Ann Gillian from is not Ann Arbor. Says, Tamara, did Heather lose her alpha status? I think you could just say Anjillion. I think you could just say Anjillion. Anjillion called up. Now Anjillion from is not Ann Arbor.

Says, Tamara, did Heather lose her alpha status when Tamara came back and had his like, I never had alpha status I have black card American Express status I Have the entire game of glue could take place in one wing of my house status. I don't have regular power I have purchasing power I have I literally hire and Jillian to serve me food at the top of my house power

She can't protect me. It's head chilly and top dog. I never wanted me head chilly I never wanted to be top dog Which is such a lie and Heather's like, but it wasn't about you was how you were being treated And that chatting gives a, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, something, Shannon? Which is always, whenever Heather says that, you're like, okay, here we go. I want you to know that when you texted me the other day,

I was so happy that you texted me. I was working on my big clue joke that you just heard. Thank you, thank you, it was good. And I want you to know that I don't know why you don't see who I am. And you feel these things about me. It makes me incredibly sad and I was really nice to talk to you and have that moment with you and I only wish I was able to say something in those 30 minutes you were really wasted. Well you know our relationship has always been that way

where I you know if we talk alone and I think wow I actually kind of like this like me yes is when we're not together to that goes awry well that's that's true and that's why I told you if you have a concern about me you need to talk to me and not these people well we all well we all talked okay wasn't just me and Andy Andy goes, Jen, you're still here, right? What do you think about all this? And Jen's like, oh, I just, thank you so much for that question, Andy. I really appreciate it.

I just wish I understood all this. You know, I wasn't at BravoCon. Not even sure what BravoCon is. Is that a, is that some sort of thing where you go to the opera, but you like, is not for put on by convicts? I'm so confused. You know, but it's just really hard

because I wasn't there. And then being new, you know, they. I'm so confused. You know, but it's just really hard because I wasn't there. And then being new, you know, they've just taken so much, you know, they've known so much together, they've done so much together. And you know, they say the vault, the vault, the vault, and I'm just imagining terrible, terrible things, Andy. So all right, well, glad I talked to you. That was completely pointless. What we do have to our So now every breath that aphorchris miss every out of it to me. She would send me a text message. Ah. And since it's gone sideways, I don't even get messages from her number. It hurts me.

It hurts me somewhere. And he's like, so am I. And important days of my life, I got the bare bones communication from Heather. I'll get a text on my birthday. And now I don't. It hurts. Well, I said it from the beginning, I've been incredibly sad for a few different reasons.

And then Heather does a new type of claw hand. She claw hands her chin. She's like, okay. Well, now that I've attached my hand to my chin, I think this all shows how sad I am. I'm just oriented, I'm clutching onto random parts of my face. I've just been a tough year, you know, I can't even have my chin, I can't have my chin here this, this is very serious. And as far as I'm concerned, the more friends, the better, especially wealthy friends, so I'm sorry, Gina, this is the end of the road for us. You know, and I said it to Tamara.

I said it. I said Tamara, you have been the best you've ever been this season. You know, I said everything is so good. You know, you're doing well. You have a successful company. Your protein fart, laden husband is home all the time now with this frown smile. You're Jim closed, nobody liked it. I mean that's good for that's

good for the city, not necessarily good for you. I said you've got so many reasons to be happy. Why are you so angry? What's going on? Who's trying to steal trash out of your dumpster? Jammer. I was like, I came into the season 9 awkward time. It was fucking hot because I'd jing. It was hard to say goodbye to all those people, all those wavy floors, all those empty shelves. It was hot in the years hot. And your dog, your dog died.

I'm about to. I'm about to. Oh, remember your dog died Remember your dog died so there's that to be said about Yeah, my doctor And you know why I just didn't know where my place was I'm trying to make excuses, but I drank way too much inside this that's what we call the Shannon the Shannon defense But you know I drank way too much. I'm just an asshole when I drink.

And, well, you're drinking now, because you just told me off of my own show. She actually was. They actually showed her drinking during the reunion. Oh, yeah, that's true. So Heather is like, well, I think I've said it a million times. Please clean that surface better. And another thing I've also said a million times,

Tamer's like my housewife maker. It's like when a little vampire in the shape of a possum bites you, you love them forever. But that also could just be the rabies talking. Does this make sense to anyone? I love you. Wow. Hold on. Recruit.

Oh. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. You felt alienated. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, you felt alienated. Oh, it's not what I had taken. I just didn't want it. And when they hang out with you, that's all. It's like, okay, thank you.

I understand. What a meaningful conversation. Let me now release my chin for my grips. That way I can hear, let's speak again. Okay, ear moss off the chin. No, okay. Chin mobs. So.

Now they're on break. And she, Tim was like, 13, when you get married, huh? Next to you, since you're not. And Tim's like, oh my God. If I get a rock like him, I was, huh? Tim, I'm not gonna get a rock like him.

Okay. And you're gonna get, next for a rock. Tina, I have to, you're gonna get a rock like, the country. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get a desertist rock.

Okay. You're just gonna find a pebble from someone's gravel driveway on your hand. Please, Tamara, let's not like will a wedding season into existence? Like I literally will not be able to deal with a Gina and Travis get married or Trevor. Nobody needs your party city wedding.

You know what I mean? Nobody here needs that. No one sees you're like not destination. What's the opposite of a destination? No. No, it needs your staycation wedding. Okay. So, and it's like, well, I wanna add this night's weasel,

this tweet comes from Jack in New York. He said, I don't have a question. I just wanna say this cast is perfection. I'm gonna really miss this season. And I was like, okay. And I was like, was that from Ben from Los Angeles? Because I think I'm actually doing that also. So he's like, okay, well, let's go around and

say what you guys are going to miss from the season. Which is a weird question. And I'm like, I'm going to miss having fun. We just have so much fun. Can you roll the footage of that cucumber coming out of my mouth again? No? Okay, I'm going to miss my taco line.

Can we roll that a few more times? I mean, Andy, if you're going to ask me a final question and make me go first and leave on. Taco, we got it. We got it. Okay, let's move on. My hip. Sorry, I just wanted to throw an older but goodie in there.

So, yeah, Jen is like, well, thank you so much. It was like my first season and it's just, I'm never gonna have a first experience like this again. And even after we wrapped, it was like a weird feeling of like, where did everyone go? We're like, I just feel all alone now, except for that woman who's in Ryan's bed. But you know, it was great. Thankfully, I've adopted mind more rabbits

and six more children. So, you know, that's been fun. They all really love my spaghetti and a pirate's dish with coconut milk poured over it and baked for a while. So that's been really fun. And okay, we've had enough from you, Jen. Okay, anybody else?

Okay, well, you know what? I gotta be one asking, Andy. These things you're gonna miss, but there's lots of things that you're just gonna be happy to move past. You know what I mean? Thanks for that insightful commentary, and we're gonna be applying it to you. So then Shannon, uh, psych. Well, I always miss the vacations because that's always fun for me and

I said I'm not gonna cry again, but I'm gonna miss filming with my kids. I'm gonna miss filming. The kids will be like, oh my God, I'm so glad I'm out of there. Thank God, thank God. Well, I'll go now. I think for the ups and the downs, I love all of you. You know, we have a sisterhood. Mm-hmm.

And I know that if any of you can call me that someone's going to answer, his name will probably be Alfredo. He will probably tell you to press one for English or two for Espanol. And then the second you press a member, he will probably hang up on you. But that's only because he's been instructed to do that. When poor people call. So if any of you call, I'll be sure to have Alfredo lead you to the guest entrance. So Gina's like, oh, that's us. We know I can't take it back because I'm going to miss your house.

I was like, now that is an honest statement right there. Yeah. Gina's like, I am going to miss being cut off from Heather DeBros money for the next two months until we start shooting the next season, all right? And of course, Heather says, well, I have news. There's a better one coming. I'm like, please don't, please don't drop a trailer for your new house. This is going to be another season.

This is the first season we've had that hasn't been about Heather building that fucking house. I mean, even last year it was already built, but it was like finishing the house. And I guess this year was moving from the house. I'm getting a new house. Heather is just all about the house all the time. I know. So Tim's like, well, the mag of the mist, not much bitch.

But what I'm looking forward to next season, if you have a backhandy, is I look forward to seeing Ryan in a different way. Not my Ryan, he's a lost cause. You're Ryan, John. And you're gonna accept your happiness? Yeah, I'm gonna accept it. And then never gonna call for a good ending.

I could promise you that, Ryan. Bloop. Oh wait, did I just get a fresh picture of Ryan's dick or is this the one I have screen shot it? I'm not sure. Oh, it's because I put it is my my background on my phone Sorry everybody. Okay, well never again after the day after the day Thank you so much. Well, we've left off predominantly in a really good place except

Tamara, maybe not such a good place for your mom I hear that she had to take her boyfriend at the hospital because he broke his ankle at the skate park. Sorry to hear that, but it's real plenty of Costco samples in that hospital room. Well, you seem to figure everything out. I'd like to thank you all for coming. This was a really successful time. Are you going out after tonight? Yeah, I think we're all going to have this new house in Beverly Hills, batch.

So, and he's like, well, I guess that means we put in some good work today, if you're all going out together. And now there's like, yeah, and that's the point of this, right? No, it's not the fucking point of this. No, no, it's a set up your next season. So Andy's like, he's like, well, I really appreciate it, I respect it. And Andy's like, well, I think we all legitimately care about each other, except for Heather, we all hate Heather still. You know, with her spattiness,

but it's also a pressure cooker. Otherwise, known as literally, Hachina makes everything because she has her gas turned off. And you know, I explode a lot, but I really love Heather genuinely, and have this like, cycle. I love you too Saying okay, well Heather Emily and Gina since you're absent from Shannon's taco party You didn't get to meet senior noodles and he will never

All right, I was trying to set something up here, huh, so you never met senior noodles so ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage. Not senior noodles. Sorry, that was a big big tease. No senior noodles. I'm sorry senior noodles. You can go back to your box. And can I just say, Heather, please do not break the shot glass this time? Heather's like, I didn't mean to break the shot glass. Jesus. Okay, wait, I didn't get the last one so So I'm going to do it right now. I just wanted to say, beans, beans, the medical fruit, the more you eat, the more you shit, the more you shit, the better you feel. Eat beans for every meal, bitch. That's right.

Okay, well, I won't be putting that on my fireside network, but I appreciate the sentiment to Amara. Thank you so much. Welcome back to Amara. And that's Emily who also doesn't want to let anyone have the last line because chairs you double bitch. Remember when I said that, that was so good. I'm putting that on coffee mug.

Fun times, fun times. Yes, everyone cheers, everyone. And looking forward to seeing you all perhaps in 10 or 11 days, which will probably be very nice and smooth next few weeks for me. All right, bye everyone. Yeah, so that was the end of that reunion. How did you feel by the end?

It's great. I loved it. I loved that it was two great. I loved it. I loved that it was two episodes. I felt there was no fat. There was very little fat, very, very little fat on this reunion. I felt it was really strong. There were some questions I would have asked.

I was a little surprised. It probably just was not enough time. I was surprised it was not like some Andy Cohen sits down one-on-one with Shannon Bedour, but maybe it's because she just She just entered like an outpatient Treatment, etc. Program. So she's probably just focusing on that and we'll probably get like a Yeah, this is Dallas Shannon probably over the summer or leading up to the next season or something like that But I was okay with giving interviews about Shannon's, was Shannon's DUI? Bronwyn Windom Burke reacts to Shannon Bedora's DUI

arrest and us weekly. Who is still talking to Bronwyn? Would you stop? Stop putting up on one article about Brutche with love for two seasons. Stop. I'd like Bronwyn's chaos. I always like the ones that people you're not supposed to like.

It's like some weird, I never saw myself as a contrarian, but I think up a grudgically I'm a contrarian and it makes me sad. I'm like contrarian to myself, but I'm sad. I really enjoyed Bronwyn being such a disaster, but I know people didn't like her. So I've accepted that. What did you believe in, Bronwyn?

Well, I was screaming in your face how much I do. No, it was like you and everyone on social media, like how could you like, Rod win? I was like, she's a disaster. I love disasters on the show. That's just my thing. That's my kink. What do you think Ronnie about this whole reunion and whatnot?

I thought the season was really good. I think it went a little too long in the reunion. It was like a little. Oh, really? They were repeating so much stuff that didn't even make sense by the time. I mean, it all comes down to cameras just a fucking liar, but they keep trying to take it. Emily just kept taking it and running with it, even though it made no sense.

And some of it, I was just like, be quiet. None of this even makes sense anymore. I really did think my brain melted at one point. Oh, I don't even understand sense anymore. I really did think my brain melted at one point. I don't even understand what this argument is anymore. That's so funny. I really felt like the, thank you so much, Ronnie, for sharing that. I really felt like the reunion was like a tight reunion.

I also thought the season was pretty tight. Like I think normally with a mediocre Bravo season or not even a mediocre one, even the best seasons, there will sometimes be an episode that's kind of like a filler episode. That's like, okay, we gotta fill up our order for this many episodes. So like, here's Emily spending time with her daughter,

and then here's so-and-so spending time with their kids. Like, nothing really happens. And you can see they have sort of a cobbled of stuff together. And I don't seem to remember that happening this season. I feel like every episode was like advancing the overall storyline forward. And I felt like actually the show had a very coherent storyline overall. So for me, it didn't, I'll stay at welcome. I was very happy.

For me, it started like at the end of Mexico, where it just started becoming the same thing over. It was like at the end of Mexico where it just started becoming the same thing over. It was like Gina But have a you said that we were a bunch of losers. No, I didn't tamer said you were a bunch of losers Okay, well if tamer said that we were a bunch of losers How come you didn't tell me the tamer said we're a bunch of losers? I'm mad at you by not tamer I was like, okay, now you're just trying now Now you guys are just, you and Emily, of course, is the both of them. Just trying to take anything they can just so they can be in more fight scenes.

And none of it really made sense. And it just seemed like they were trying too hard to be in fight scenes. Now that said, it worked because people loved it. They ate it up. I mean, now I felt like it was a bunch of bull. I don't love when it's just lies. I like when they're really,

even if it's confusing, if they're really pissed off or their feelings really get hurt about something, I like that. But I don't necessarily like, I'm just gonna lie about a bunch of stuff, so I have something to fight about. And then when I get called on it, I'm just gonna start crying and reflecting, you know.

I think I really liked with the season that there were sort of two big over arching storylines that I thought were like very fascinating. I thought like the, not fascinating, like the stories themselves were like whatever, but fascinating in how they were employed and told, like the Tamer versus Jen stuff and how that like really escalated

and it got worse and worse and worse. And then you also had everything that happened with Heather and Shannon and Timber. I just felt like the storylines were really woven well together. And it also, they built. Like I think the producers did a great job of creating a narrative with the season. I feel like we don't give enough credit to producers on these shows because really you're just filming people gossiping and going to parties together.

But when you're able to craft a narrative out of it, and of course, the producers also put them in situations that really coax out a storyline, I don't mean to go back to Atlanta this past season, but Atlanta was an example of a season where you could see them trying to create a narrative and like this story would start and then this story would start and then this story and they try to create something out of nothing and they couldn't do it. And here they really did a good job of creating like season long arcs that

like built and escalated and they intermingled with each other in a way that I really feel like is like when the real housewives is firing on all cylinders, it's really amazing television. I really think that. I've said this before, the show gets like shot on all the time by snobs, basically, who think that this is just like trivial bullshit for people who just like watching women fight,

but I think this is actually very sophisticated storytelling and it's not easy. And so when they're able to put together an arc based off of gossip that goes for 16 episodes, I applaud it. So I'm like talking to myself. I'm like, give it to the Emmy, honestly. Yeah, well you're good at selling it.

I was like, wow, that was great. That was good. Now, and this doesn't even compare to Salt Lake City, which is just like blowing everyone out of the water right now. Yeah. compare to Salt Lake City, which is just like blowing everyone out of the water right now. Yeah. Well, Salt Lake City, yeah. They, you know, they've had some ups and downs on that season, but that is a testament to just sticking to your guns

and keeping your, keeping your cores there. And also how important casting new people is, you know. Right, because they've done a great job with that. I'm just saying the current season of Salt Lake City has been wonderful. I think last season was a little up and down, but this season has been like every episode has been just like tremendously very funny. But, but maybe you could probably make an argument that maybe the story arcs for Salt Lake City are maybe not as strong, but the camp and comedy value is really as strong.

But this one, the story lines were strong. It was really about like interpersonal conflict and like dealing with shifting friendships and how to friends treat each other, you know? Yeah. Well, it's another season in the books. That's for sure. Or everybody thinks so much for being with us this season, this show will be replaced by Beverly Hills, right?

When does, yeah, I'm assuming, I'm blessed. Beverly Hills is October 25th. And then we have Miami coming back, like on the heels of that, and Potomac on the heels that we've got three new shows coming out. And I guess New York is wrapping up too. We're gonna figure it all out,

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