Watch What Crappens - #2192 RHONY Part Two: Polly Want a Cackle?

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

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Kids, what? Happens what they're so much fun! I've been so much fun! Welcome to part two of the Real Housewives of New York finale. Thanks so much for being here everybody. If you missed part one, go check it out. So she has to climb up all these stairs to get there. And she's basically helping her with her shoot, right?

So just like, I lost my voice. I haven't even been sucking dick or anything. And you could just hear a sign, Brooklyn. I'm like, we know, just though. Why don't you share more? Like, I don't believe you. I don't believe you're even not sucking dick. It's like, well, now you're saying that she is having sex with her husband. So, just so says, she basically invited Uber to, just as's, Jussle's basically trying to free load the talents of her successful friends right now into her photo shoot of this thing that she's decided to launch on the, on like the final episode of the season. So

Uba is just making some notes and everything and they're just like working. And then they go into the bathroom. So Uba says she's wacky, sits in the bathtub, but like her legs are out, you know, because she's Uba, that's how she does it. And she's like, how are you, Miamor? And Jess was like, oh, well, I haven't spoken to you, but Brin and Jenna came over on Friday. And anyway, Brin was telling me about all the shit that Erin and Sire are always saying about my marriage.

So we see a flashback of that. Yeah. You know, when Aaron told me, she was like, oh my god, you must have asked a cutest question and went around and asked like, how did you meet the person you love? So it's that whole story. And Aaron being like, I mean, who says that about their wife?

Oh, cackling hangs. And Aaron Brind tells her, yeah. And Aaron was like, what Pov it said was like, I like Jessel because like she lets me do what I want. And you know, that, that whole thing, just to anybody who's forgotten. And Jessel's like, that's exactly not what he said. And Brin's like, well, and she was like,

it's so weird that he doesn't wear a ring. And she was like, I don't know what's going on. So they're fixating on the ring thing. And then Ubers like, do they think that a wedding ring is going to stop a man from cheating? Literally, do do this. And she takes up, she like, my I'm taking up the ring.

And she's like, you take it off, you put it in your pocket and voila, you do whatever the fuck you want. And you know, also statistically based off of no publication that I can say, men who wear rings get hit on more than men who don't have rings. Yeah.

And Jess was like, okay, so they're obviously trying to poke holes in my marriage. And like, I was at the edge, but now I'm, boom, you died. No, no, but like, here's the edge. And then I went, boom, you fell down. Was it, was it in bumper car? I always get in trouble in bumper car. No, I went over the edge. Oh, yeah Where I'm from we say eating a popsicle

Oh, don't I'm getting a phone call from Povit hello Povit No, my hand did not accrue any miles falling off the edge. No, I'm sorry not a crew any miles falling off the edge. No, I'm sorry. So, uh, Uba's like, Mara just should be off limits. That's bullshit. And she's like, you know, I weak people fight like that, basically. And so, Uba's like, you know, so we're going to Brin's birthday. So are you going to speak to them at the season finale party? And just I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do yet. You know if I dress it, it's going to be short and it's going to be sweet. And then one, two, three pinky link genna special special handshake and then Jen and I are going to go shop together, possibly

have appetizers together and talk about what the bunch of petty pictures they are. It's like I tell my socially inept children when they're on school interviews, keep it short and keep it quick. And that's what I'm going to do with these bitches, these cackling hags with pet parrots. Like Tom Cruise in the film, if you will. Short and quick. I could know him. He's very speedy.

It does his own stunts. I could know him soon. So then we see Si heading into... I feel like this is the most Si shopped ahead into, it's like the most Si and Sharon, the most Si and Aaron shopped ahead into, because it's called Abra Qadabra. Yeah, they were having a chair event. It's pretty amazing. We here for the chair event at Abra Kadabra. So she walks in and it's like, yeah,

it's like a costume shop, scary stuff. I wonder for the same shop they went to in original Roni where there was like a Jason Voorhees who startled or zombie that startled Ramona. But sorry, it's nice to see Drunk D'Arina still working. Because they walk in and there's a big scary mannequin like, you better back it up, patch it up, patch it up, patch. Clip, clip. So sorry, it's like, whoa, that shit, the skit, the shit out of me.

Wow, I'm okay, I'm waiting for my friend. So can you do that again? And there's like a guy, there's like a guy, like a tech guy who's like behind there, like, yeah, sure thing. He's like, I'm gonna do it again because this is literally my job. I'm just back here in this cup waiting for customers. I'm just a guy who stands behind the door and scares people. Okay. It's Halloween. Don't tell me how to do my job. So then Aaron comes in. I'm sorry.

I'm seeing a five of a burger in my nose because feel a booger in my nose, but a bat in the cave, if you will. Do I have one? Do you see one on the screen? I don't see one. I feel one, everybody. I'm sorry if you see one. I feel it there, but I'm not going to hit my nose because I have class.

Okay. So also, side does that thing where she's like, oh my God, will you scare her? But then she stands right in front of the door holding her phone. So she's the first thing that you see when you walk in the door. So Aaron's like, wow, I am so scared. Whoa, what is going on? Wow. What? Wow. This is frightening, which makes sense because the deals at this chair event are scary good. So they're supposed to be wearing masks for this party. And so they go look at the mask section. And so I was like, yeah, brands have an apparty Venetian

mask recommended, but you know what, I've never been to a mask grade. I've always wanted to go want go to one. I only think a white eyes wide shut though, you know, and I'm also with my swing of friends. So that makes sense. And I was like, yeah, I could totally, but what do you think about that guy? That guy making the scary stuff move from behind the door. Guys hot, right? You think you fuck it? Yeah, you mean weird science over there in the corner? Yeah, you could do them. So they're looking at some Venetian like masquerade massive Venetian masks things like that.

And they're just trying on things, like draining all the fun that would come from, whatever fun this scene could have, they're just draining it out of it. And they're basically, they start talking about when they went to swingers. And so I was like, I haven't seen you since the swingers debacle,

which I'm like, was there a debacle at swingers? I think you just sort of stormed off because you were hungry if I remember. I don't know. And so I'm like was there a debacle at swingers? I think you just sort of stormed off because you were hungry if I remember I don't know and Size like you know I was annoyed then and I'm still annoyed now by jessil and And then we cut to jessil Saying I'm seriously so over this mean girl shit. It is mean girl shit inside like no one's making a mean girl You stupid bitch. You can't sit at a lunch table

I know I'm a lot no one's making a mean girl, you stupid bitch, you can't sit at a lunch table. I know, I know, I love where she called her a stupid bitch. It's like, why is she calling me a mean girl? I mean, that's mean, calling someone a mean girl. And then I was like, yeah, I didn't like that. Also, I heard she called me a pet parrot. Like, I didn't know that, she did. Like, why would she call me a pet parrot?

I think I love that you two are so offended. You invite someone to dinner, you criticize them and their husband, the whole dinner and their marriage and their sex life, and suggest that their husband's off going for sex tourism and some other place, and you're shocked that anybody would have a problem with you. Shocked, you're the real victims here.

And Aaron is so deeply offended by literally the worst shade that we've seen on Bravo. You know, Juss will be like, I mean, it's like your pet, parrot over there. Pett parrot. She called me her pet parrot. Like, pet parrot. Like, I want to drop kick her. Really, you're that disturbed by this?

Um, so, she's, she wants to show like how fun she is, because Aaron is like the least sense of humor out of anyone on these, on these shows, right? She's the, she's that rare real housewife with zero self-aware, well, no, not self-awareness, sense of humor I'll say. Yeah. Um, so, because a lot of them don't have self-awareness. That's the point. But um, she's gonna show everybody how not affected she is by Pat Parrot by saying Pat Parrot 37 times in this episode and then literally buying a costume to dress as a Pat Parrot. She's not bothered guys, not at all. Right. Pat Parrot. It's just the dumbest thing I've ever, dumbest thing I've ever heard. And size like, and then she called me Mean Girl. And that's when I got up and walked away.

Fuck that bitch. Yeah, that's not cool. You know, that's not cool. It's not cool. I can't believe someone called me a parrot. And so, the side does the thing where she's like, you know what, is that mean? No, am I abrasive?

Yes. I'm just very straightforward, you know? No, it's mean, you know? When you're like, suggesting that someone is going to Vietnam to fuck around on you and then mocking them publicly multiple times about how they're not fucking is mean, okay?

You can be, maybe you're being honest, that's great. But it's also mean. And if Jessel thinks it's mean, that's her being honest. So why is that so bad? Well, why are we wasting time on this, can't we? You know what, why am I wasting time? We're all very direct and we're very honest. So it's hard for people like that.

And I'm gonna tell you one thing, I went with Uba to bumper cars where I drove very directly on ice and we had like a good time. And so I was like, oh, that's nice, whatever. And I was like, yeah, it was good. But one thing I wanted to tell you, and it's not the biggest deal, but I don't know if you want to bring up to David,

but like she was like upset that he was like, why are you single? And I was like, at least you weren't called a pet parrot or a cackling hag. So maybe you should like get some perspective, but she said, well, people shouldn't ask that. You know what I'm saying? And so I was like, how could anyone be offended by David?

I mean, David could hurt no one. And he loves my friends. You know what? And he compliments my friends. So you know, who in the world could get hurt by David? It's like, oh. Maybe the last wife. David is an ex-wife.

And I'm only going based on rumors that I've read on the internet that I have no idea true, but if I had to guess. So then Aaron's like, yeah, but what she was offended though. And like obviously, it was something bad for her. So just food for thought, or like, if you have a cracker, that would be food for a parrot, which I'm definitely not. I mean, parrot. Well, now you made me hangry. Is there oatmeal here? I don't know. So basically, she's like, oh, and then she's like, listen, let me tell you something. Okay. She is happy. She's

in a good place. I mean, she's she's dating someone and everyone's like what Who is she dating just oh, it's none of your business. Okay, that's locked in a vault I'm like, oh, please don't please don't please don't invoke the vault We don't hear it comes the vaults. No revolting here. We go and Aaron's like wait She didn't tell you or you think she didn't tell you or she did tell you she's uh me a more You know so she showed me some photos. There was a photo there. And then we see a clip of this happening. And it was like, you're the only one I'm showing.

Do not say a word. And she's like, no, I won't say a word. And then it's like, I just didn't, I mean, like, is it public knowledge? Is it like, who's saying it? Like, why would she tell you and not me? Like, that's crazy. I mean, it doesn't bother me at all.

So when did she tell you, do you think she's got to tell me? Do you think she told me but I wasn't listening? Yeah, so she's basically trying to cook that outside and size like. I'm just checking my email really quick to see if it's in here. Do you think she emailed me about it? That's really weird.

Listen, she just showed me a photo and said, this is someone updating and she said, please keep it between us. Okay. Oh, what's app? Are you on WhatsApp? Do you think she was sent it on WhatsApp? That's crazy. I just didn't know if it was public knowledge or not. No, it's not. You know what? I'm even upset with myself that I said that much. Like, this is her personal business. So let's keep talking about it some more. It's probably my Snapchat. Oh my God. I look like a baby. Use that. That is amazing. That is what I look like as a baby. This is crazy. Then I'm like, I'm happy for her. That's so good. But you know, it bothers me a little bit. That sign goes, it was dating someone before I do. Like considering I'm so much closer with uber or I had been

um do we want to roll the flashback to the bumper cars for the 15 time no well like we had a great day in Bryant Park like I think we're like remember my password to my space do you have yours written down anywhere she might have messaged me there this is you. Let me check Telegram. So, Bortan just beside herself, she cannot believe that someone told Sai something and not her, right? Right. So, Sai is like, okay, you know what? We're gonna go to this party, we're gonna have fun, we're gonna ignore Jessel, we're just gonna have fun, okay?

And while, you know, let's dress you up like a parent. She goes, yeah. And then you can say funny things like, shut up, Jessel. And then I'll be like, shut up, Jessel. It's going to be so hilarious because she called me a parrot. Can you believe that? That's nuts. Great, great comic plan there.

So now we go to Uba. She's facing me. I got to go outside. I'll be back. She's trying to find, tried to find any notice that Uba told her this gossip. Hold on, I'm going to check the skies for some sky riding real quick. Okay. So Uba is face timing her knees while she's getting ready for Brin's party. And let's see Aaron's apartment. She's like getting A.

ready and fixing his hair. Putting on his top hat and his his ass cut. Making sure. Making sure his tails are nice and unwrinkled. Then Jenna is at her home with a back at in the closet and picking clothes. And gee, I don't know, Mom, maybe you should pick a button down dress shirt for the office and some kind of slacks. I don't know. It's like trying to find Marge Simpson in outfit. It's the same outfit.

I know. But again, I still love the way that Jenna just so like, effortlessly, I don't even, I don't think it's a humble brag, but the way she sort of, she does effortlessly flex. She's like, hmm, I mean, I could wear this one. I mean, I wore this to the Met Ball a few years ago. It's like, no one in this cast is going to the Met Ball,

except for Jenna. No one on any of the real housewives. So it's so much. It's so much. It's like, every scene she has to to like name drop somebody that she'd know. You know, like, oh my god, Naomi Campbell wants my eyelashes. Well, I did wear this to the Met ones. I'm telling you right now, it's going to be Craig Craig in the future.

Yeah, so Beckett's like trying to address her and he's like, I don't know about that mom. That's like wacky. She's like wacky, it's like Celine. Uh-huh, I love you. So then we see Jessal and she's with Povid and she's like, I don't know how I'm going to do a party. You know, I'm not talk, it's like I have zero voice. Just sort of like you in this relationship. And like, do you think I sound kind of sexy though?

Is my voice now? I'm still sick of it. It's like oh Do I have to answer that? And it's like povey. I'm in a different hour in this place like blew up. There's toys everywhere Oh God my body's shutting down. I'm like cold my sister. I might need a kidney. I kid me the nose and Obama All right, it's past. I feel much better now actually. I don't want to hang around these bitches tonight. It's so mean to me, you know?

And he's like, we are what about Aaron. And she goes, yeah, I mean, she does not get to talk about my marriage. Like, she can literally sit there and her sad Tribeca corner. I'm fixate on our lives. I love that sad Tribeca corner. I don't know what anybody says.

I believe her on this, and I'm going to stick with Dessel on this so-hilton because even or this Tribeca thing, which is similar. So Aaron was bothered by it, that she got made fun of for living there because by the episode and we find out that Aaron has moved out of the neighborhood. To be closer to her kids school. Uh-huh. So, um, she's like, she's like, like, good for you. She's fucking obsessed. It's like, Eminem Stan.

Do you remember, there's a current reference I made. That song was big when I was living with Uncle Nittins. Ooh, I loved Eminem. Remember Dido? Remember Dido? God, I loved that. What a great reference. She's like, Emin? Remember Dido? God, I love that. What a great reference. She's like Eminem featuring Dido, sampling, thank you.

Well, she's like a crazy lunatic. She's a fucking parrot, a parrot with no brain, a zombie parrot that wants to eat other parrots. She doesn't have the capacity to think for herself. Tell me when I should stop parrot, am I making my point clear? He's like, should I just walk in with like 10 rings on my hand or something? Do you think that they would like that? She's like, um, should I just like walk in with like 10 rings on my hand or something?

Do you think that they would like that? Because, oh no, you don't need to make a fucking statement about it. Or right, they're just obsessed with me. I just, I mean, I just kind of imagine focusing this much on people's lives. I love, um, jessil for both invoking M&M and then invoking, um, Mariah Carey's response to Eminem song That's like that takes a lot of skill to do that in like one breath

Why you so obsessed with me? But I want to know pop it. I just wanted to pop into this scene just to I'm I'm sorry I know I shouldn't be interrupting. I just wanted to have worked with them both. So, okay, go back. Roll, keep rolling. I'm sending some lashes now to Marikiri and also to Eminem to bring back together. It's time for commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial. Watch what crappens and winter is crappening of the funniest recap broadcasts. But if you want something more eerie, try the new podcast Go Story about my investigation

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Probably. And he's like, so how are you feeling about sides? Because I don't even care. You know, it could go one of two ways, I think, like depending on how I feel, I might say a quick few words to her, or I might just completely ignore them. That might hug and kiss them, or I I turn my list about them into a, what do you call that, a checklist? You know, where you can actually put the little dots

to check on. Well, when I'm thinking about that, I check it and move to the bottom of the list. I'm not really sure I'm gonna do this yet, Pa. Maybe I'll just walk up to Aaron and say, you better lose yourself in the music, the moment. You better never let it go, you know, something like that. I don't know, I'm just a really big Eminem person. And if you don't, you can burn alive and abed.

No wait. Sorry, shouldn't have brought the Rihanna song into this. Alright, it's getting a little dark isn't it? Boom. Oh, I wish I remember the way that song went. How does that just... I just Are you sir obsessed with me or I want to know You're doing photo sheets with my sister Jenna and me

Love the way you lie. How does it go? Oh You know Love the way you lie. How does it go? Oh, you know, Puff it is leaving toys out, but that's okay, because I can trip on balls apparently. If you're going to stand there and watch me burn, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta, and that's the way I learn. Whatever that song was, I used to love that song. I used to be obsessed with it and I would like go do my daily walks back in the day when I did that shit. I would do it and it would always be on my playlist and then one day I just started listening to the lyrics and I was like what the fuck is this song? This is the darkest shit I've ever heard and I thought it was such a beautiful song until then I don't listen to the cracks I'm slim jessu. Yes, the only same jessu. The only same jessu

I mean Aaron does live in eight mile from anything decent That's for sure I mean even people people people people, people in Tribe Bacca, that means I don't even know I'm going with this. I'm just going to shut up. Before I offend people in Tribe Bacca and offend people in Detroit. Okay, so now we go to Brin's birthday party and she's like, oh my God, it's so cute you guys.

And it is a decorated restaurant. It's very pretty balloons everywhere. And she has done this party in cheese. The whole thing is cheese. It's a giant charcootery board, which is perfect because this season began with a cheese fight and it is going to end with the fight around cheese. So I liked that for a bookend.

Yeah, a rare bookend. So, Si and David arrive and they're all like, oh, they're like, oh, you look great, you look great. And they're talking about the masks and everything and Si's like, Si's showing her mask, her mask is, like, it's sort of like a balaclava, a little bit. I don't know. And Brynn's like, um, you look like McDonald's, bandit.

Uh, I'm like the hamburger, burglary, he has a name, excuse me. And, yeah, it looks a little weird. Yeah. And I'm so I was like, yeah, you know what? I'll still you're fried if you got some, I mean, a girl's hungry. Am I right? I need Mayor McGee's to, uh, to sign some legislation,

do band side from parties because she's really just such a downer at this point. So then we get, um, people arriving all over the place. How'd she look great? You want to take some selfies? Let's take some selfies. And so Abe and Brandon are talking and she's doing her flirt thing because she does not give a fuck at this point. She's like just going to flirt with Abe.

Yeah. And after everything. After everything that happened at that party, after everything that happened at that party, huh? After everything that happened at that freaking Valoranual party, now she's going up to Abe, like, you guys are hot. I wanna hang out with you guys.

So I thought at the beginning of the season, when she said her opening line, which is like, I'm cool, I'm a cool girl, but make me mad, I'll date your dad. Whatever her thing is, but it was all date your dad. I thought that she was going to be flirting with Aaron's dad at some point. And Aaron was going to get upset over it, but that didn't even happen. That's just a random one.

Make me mad and I'll date your dad. It's like strange. I think it was like there were, I think that was the producers trying to rope a dope us into thinking that'd be something interesting happening this season. So it worked. It worked. I mean, I've been waiting this whole time to find out what it was and it turned out not to be a thing.

She didn't date, she didn't flirt with anyone's dad. Crazy. So she's like, yeah, hey guys, like me, you know, the only reason I'm friends with you, your rise is because I get to try to get to you guys. Ha. Yeah. And David's like, yeah, she loves saying out with us because we got like eligible

friends, right? But you know what? Sorry, all my friends are happily married. And he's like, you're useless, but mine are all married too. So then then Jenna comes with her friend. Dun dun dun. Sarah, her name is Sarah. And they're the only ones wearing masks, because of course, Brune has some sort of like masquerade party where no one wears masks. And nothing about the party suggests that it's a masquerade.

It's just white balloons. So Jenna's like, okay, great. And then Br Jenna's like, okay, great. And then Brings like, um, Brings like, annoy it, not like, faux annoyed that Jenna brought Sarah. Because she goes, um, the invite clearly states that you must bring a person who A, you either have last had sex with or B, you want to have sex with that evening. So Jenna, which one is it? And more importantly more importantly would you I fit into this Three-quasion

She's like doing like the the three with her hands fucking It's time to know but this is the moment where you need the hook to come out and just drag Bren up stage We got it Size hungry brins horny So she's like I didn't bring a plus one. And she's like, what do you want to kiss my love? Okay, just put another kiss. More. So they kiss and then she's like, I'm the next misgenial

lion. It's not going to happen whether she likes it or not. I'm like, can we please go back to the tree scene? I'm actually, I'm actually pining for the tree scene. Pun intended. So then David Bellsby. Be a birch. Birch, please.

So David, whose size has been for those who have blocked it out of their brains, he pulls Uber to the side and he's like, you know what, when I first met you, I was blown away by you and I think, you know, you're spectacular woman. And I made a comment that it's probably not the best comment to make. Like, why don't you have a man yet? But like, I want you to know where I was coming from. I was trying, in my wrong way, to make you feel shitty about the fact that you've achieved

all these things and you still can't get the love of a man. God, that must suck for you. I didn't want to make you feel like an object. I just wanted you to see that like... You're like the most gorgeous bends on the block and no one's driving you. You know what I mean? That's probably not a good way to say it. I mean, your profession is model as in like you are the model, like this is what one should want. And yet, no one wants you.

What's up with that? You know, that's all I was trying to say. So he's like, and I don't think that a woman needs a man on their arm to be successful, okay? And she's like, okay, let's make this a teachable moment around a bush. And he's like, okay. So she's like, it was just a wrong question.

And anyway, I do have someone and he's hot. And, does she say not to him? Wait, no, maybe she does. But I think that she says, I think it's wise. Oh yeah, she says, oh, by the way, I'm good.

Don't worry about me, I'm good. I was like, no, let him stick with the, um, you don't need a man to be happy Don't assure him that you do have a man by the end of it Like the whole apology just take the apology. He does he owed it to all of us So then uh, they're looking around the like is is jessil here, you know, they're like all like you know, they're ready to like Pounce on her because this, that's all that they have to do. And like, and size like, I don't see her. And Brind's like, um, so if she were here, like, would you see her? And I think so. But then

Justin and Povid enter the party. And they're like, so, um, so then size like, well, Justin's always going to be late. Okay, she's always going to be late. Remember when she was like 45 minutes late to me, even though I was 20 late, 20 minutes late to our initial time as well. So really only waited for 14 minutes, but remember, remember? She's like, you know, I can take Jessel and a group setting. It's just one on one. It's not my jam. So Brent's like, hey, Jessel comes in hugging everybody and saying hello. And then she gets to Aaron and Sy and she's like, hello, no, hello. And then she gets to Aaron and Sy, and she's like, hello, and they're like, hello,

and then she walks off. She says hello. She just says hello, and she goes, hi, and then walks away, which is great. So there, it's like no warm hug, like no hug, no warm hello, like what is wrong with her? Oh my God, Pat Parrot, cackling hags. Do you not remember the Reethmaking Party

and how you behave there, Erin? Hello. So I was like, who cares? You know what, I'm gonna get some cheese. You know how much I love cheese, call back just to episode one, remember? Also trying to pretend she's not bothered and they're so bothered.

It's so funny. So bothered. So I was like, you know, I think she's starting out on the right foot, she's ignoring me. And that's exactly what I want. I love being ignored. Like, uh do I do? My favorite thing is to be ignored. Sorry, parrot mode.

And he's like, well, you can't say hi to her. Why don't you do that? And she's like, excuse me, you know what, can you move? I want some cheese. I want some cheese. Y'all don't have to feel about cheese, okay? So then Aaron goes to Jessel.

She's like, hi Jessel, you didn't say hi to me. She's like, oh hi, what's up? Are you okay? She's like, yeah, are you okay? She's like, yeah, I mean, I'm just surprised that you didn't say hi to me. She's like, I did say hi. What do you want?

Do you want a fucking fireworks show? She didn't say hi. It's on camera of her saying hello and there's like well not really so just goes okay well you know I hear that just saying all this stuff about my husband like he doesn't wear ring and then he goes to Vietnam and then there's something off with that and then goes no it's not true all I do say is what I think constantly it's what I think all I say is what I think I'm not a parrot so just like listen I'm not dealing with this Erin all I'm

saying is brin told me stuff that you were saying about my husband and just in FYI like I heard that by the way sigh because you're here now you didn't you don't like me so like you know what let's just like pretend like we don't have you guys can say you your tribe back a corner and I'll stay in my Tom Cruise corner and that's just the way to be. And it's so funny how she says, I mean, come on, I only say things I think.

Is that supposed to make it better? Like, she's saying you heard her feeling. She's like, I only said that because I totally believe it. She's going to be at non-persec store as I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,. And whereas his wedding ring, it doesn't whereas wedding ring because he's probably cheating on you. I just said it because I meant it.

Oh, okay, let's be best friends side. That makes it much better. Yeah. So, so I was like, no, listen, it's not that I don't like you. I just don't want to be best friends with you. Yeah. So go away. Then why does she have to come kiss your ass all night?

You don't like her. She's returning the favor. So fuck off you two. Yeah. So and Jussles like, Jussles like basically says that like good. Like the last thing I want to do is sit here and braid hair and paint or show those nails. So they're all just like, okay, so it could be perfect.

And I was like, I never said we weren't good. Oh, got her. You literally did. So then you called her a fucking bitch and walked off last time you saw in front of everybody. After you were telling her, I can't, but these, I can't. So, just like, okay, let's just get a shot.

Should we just do a shot then? So now Si is talking to Jenna at a different bar and she's like, I already had a dirty Montini. That's too much alcohol for me. Two drink, to drink maximum for me. And then Aaron is at a different bar with just a talking. Yeah. By the way, if she has another martini, the big fear is that she might

actually acquire a personality. Yeah. What's going to happen? Are you going to get rude? That would be terrible. I'm going to say something interesting. I'll be terrible. So Aaron's like, um, I truly feel like I have tried with you lately.

I mean, to be nice. I'm like, I mean, okay, like I've heard, I've heard horrible things, but that doesn't make me lash out like it does you. What are you talking about? She didn't say anything to you except hello with a smile and you're trying to get into some horrible thing like she beats you on the street. She didn't say anything about you. She didn't say anything about your marriage.

She didn't say anything about you. All she's done is been kind to you. And you've talked shit nonstop and are now trying to be a victim here somehow. This is the city's actually pretty amazing. I have to have to tour. Aaron's like, I mean, I've heard you have a whole no pad filled with shit about me.

I'm like, she has a no pad so she can remember it because you do so much shit and that you can't mentally rip, you know, keep it in your head. And also maybe she just doesn't have that like deep skill that you have of remembering every single stupid affront to your life. Exactly. You're just better at memorizing things that people have done to you. Some of us need to write it down. Okay. So then Aaron's like,

and by the way, to call me a pet parrot multiple times is first of all ridiculous. Okay. Aaron, why is this lady on TV? If she can't handle the term pet parrot, how is she gonna deal with all of us podcasters and everyone on Instagram? Because they just get so, this is the opposite

of the human rights campaign. It gets way worse. It gets way worse when it comes to shade. So, Brynn comes over and she's like, oh guys, don't fight, don't fight guys, don't fight. Don't worry, I'm here to make sure that when you don't fight, I will start another fight so that everybody keeps fighting.

So, Aaron's like, why are you putting me aside? Like, she's my friend, but like, I'm not like, we're not the same person. Okay, I parry it, I parry it. And Jan is like, my God, I'm so glad. I'm missing out on drama. I mean, it's so crazy. I see it, but I'm seeing it through these gorgeous lashes

that are just the perfect way. They just totally feel natural. And you can get them online currently. This is the only kind of lashing out that I approve of. So Jessel is like, you know, every time we get into an altercation, it's you to. That's why I always lump you two together. And Aaron's like, what are you talking about? Like, at swingers, I was with Uber the entire time.

Like, what, why don't get it? And she's like, well, I was mad at Booth the view. That's why I said it. And Brynn is like, um, so Jessel, I think the problem is that you're like not mad enough. So now Brynn is policing the way Jessel is expressing herself. I mean, I feel like Jessel has put up some boundaries and they're like, it's clearly working because Aaron and Sire fully rattled by the fact that Jessel was like, I'm not gonna pay these two girls' deaths.

I'm just gonna say hi and move on. And now they're losing their minds over it. Yeah, and Jessel's like, I don't need to fight with anyone, Brynn's like, I'm just gonna say hi and move on. And now they're losing their minds over it. Yeah. And Jettel's like, I don't need to fight with anyone, Brin's like, but what about your integrity? And she goes, okay, I'm not gonna get at the point where I scream at someone, okay? And I'm not gonna put you down either.

And Aaron's like, yeah, me neither. I'm just gonna suggest that your husband cheats on you constantly and won't wear his wedding ring even around you because he's always looking for ass. I also, I do, sorry. Just say what I think. I do like Aaron hating being called a pet parrot. And then when Jessus says,

I'm never gonna put you down either. Me neither. Yeah, she does it. That's how Aaron argues. She just repeats back the last thing for you. She does. So for him's like, Yeah, but like, nobody is seeing like you think

you're standing up for yourself, but you're like, if you stand up for yourself, you're being ratchet. And you know, that's not the truth. Like, there's a way to do it. And Aaron's like, yeah, but calling me a parrot is not nice. Literally a beautiful bird that people pay thousands of dollars for. So, Brynn is like, she's like, I'm stuck up for myself and taking care of myself since I was younger with like the nubs younger with Jussle and like I think maybe she's like literally incapable of doing it.

I'm like, I don't, like I feel like Brynn trying to insert this late season thing about like Jussle standing up for herself is just not really taking. It's not taking flight. Let's just save her. Right, the reason the girls have a problem with her is because she was standing up for herself and told them to fuck off. That's why they're literally following her around.

Like, oh my God, why don't you talk to me? Why won't you talk to me? So I don't think she's doing anything wrong here. Rinse a dodo bird. And she's like, I'm saying I've told her ad nauseam. Stick it to these bitches and you'll get respect. Which is true, you know, and that's what we said about side to. There's people like side, which you don't,

you don't try to make those people like you. And now that Jessel didn't look what side does, you know? So it's like, let's just be friends. So, so then you're gonna call me a bitch back then let's just be friends. I don't need that. Okay. I need a punching bag. So Brin gathers everyone around. She goes, okay, so guys, what I want to do with this very Venetian masquerade is, you know, it's like a new year for me. It's like new new year, new year and I think like this is gonna sound like effing crazy and I promise I did this at my yoga teacher training

because I There there's a whisper of a job that I had Let's just go around and like and give me like personal but like it could be someone else like if like area grievance And we just leave it there she doesn't even come up with like what's your throes and dorses like area grievance Yeah, happy birthday area grievance. There you go. Hi. Happy birthday, air your grievance. And this game is super fun. It's called just heard each other's feelings and pie. And Aaron's like great fucking game, brim.

Okay. And she's like, okay, well, it's my birthday. And I feel like because you both told me all of this shit, like you, Aaron and Jessel like just figure it out here let's just end it here. And so Brynn's like yeah okay so here's what I'm thinking about. Aaron Grievitz is all start, Povid, I was a little grown off when we were sitting with Jenna and you called side by polar. Come on this is so ridiculous and messy. Yeah, and Aaron's like, that is so fucked up that I wasn't there so I could have blown this up before Brynn.

So then, probably was like, I didn't mean that. And so Brynn's like, yeah, you know, you took it back, you took it back, and then you were like, yo, yo, yo, like, you were like, hey, and then Jen and I, and Jen and I looked at each other, and then Justin was like, you don't wanna do that because he didn't mean that at all. And he's just like, oh, he didn't mean that. And then, Ty's like, I'm definitely not bipolar and it's like very offensive considering my mother was bipolar. So I don't think we should be going around

claiming people have mental illness when they don't have it. I'm like, or maybe just saying don't use mental illness as like a source of shaming. I think, cause she's still shaming it. She's like, Ty's like, don't say that I't use mental illness as like a source of shaming. I think because she's still shaming it. She's like, size like, don't say that I have a mental illness when I don't have it because that's fucked up. Like, just don't shame it in general. How about that?

Come on shoes. Here comes one right now. And then, um, Pobits, uh, Bringas, however, then I said take it back, Pobit and he goes, okay, and then he said on record, hand on heart, I take it back. And then he goes, she's just a fucking bitch. Simple. Well,

did he say that? Because they didn't show that. Um, he might have, I don't remember shockingly. They didn't say that. They didn't show that on TV. You like, you know,

you like, so then Pobit, uh, and the confessional goes, did I call Sai a bitch? Probably, and if I did, she's a bitch. It's like, nope, okay. Can't fight that logic. Yeah, nah, not good.

So I lost my place. So Sai goes, she goes, don't confuse being a bitch with being honest. I'm straight forward with your wife, and she lies, and she says things that don't make sense to me Okay, and guess what I need a lot of sense because guess what I had negative $470 when I was 20 that's minus 470,000 cents

Hold on I got lost. I'm sorry accidentally pressed page up damn darn Oh, well, I'll just keep on talking. So, Jessels like, what's am I lying about? You lie all the time. You have so many white lies, you just kind of flicker away. Everything is said, the Vietnam thing, for example.

Remember Vietnam, when you gave us a big time frame for when Povit was gonna go and it turns out that big time frame wasn't totally accurate. That was such a white lie. Why would you do that to us? She's like, I wouldn't lie about that. And then we see the clip of her being like, well, I'm glad that we did our staycation thing

before he went to Vietnam because he's gonna go in a couple. He said he was gonna go in a couple of weeks and he said he didn't have a date. He's like, but I did have a date. But then the date, you know, I bought the ticket but then that date wasn't open. So I couldn't go the day that I want.

It's like, oh my God, what are you trying to say? Just say what you're trying to say here. Just accuse him of what you're trying to accuse him of. You guys just make yourselves look wrong. Don't be a whist about it, you know? Yeah, and she's like, well, she said you had a date. Yes, I had a date, February 9th, and the flight didn't open, and that's gone now.

It changes now. So I was like, can you explain to me why any of this is important? And I was like, because it's lie after lie, after lie. Like what, side set, I'm not a parrot, I'm not a parrot. Oh, and it's not a lie again. It's like no matter how many times you tell them, it makes total sense to everybody else.

But to them, it's like, what a lie, she got caught again. There she is. And so, Povid's like, oh my God, can we just get some food? And Jussle's like, everybody shut the fuck up. I'm just bored with this. I'm going to find my husband now. And so I's like, well, I'm gonna go get my pet,

parrot. Like to set up their hilarious joke. I know. So then, you know, like, so then the guys, of course, retreat to their own little circle where the guys can talk about how they're guys and they get over things easily and because that's what guys do and aren't women crazy. So then, um, so then Aaron and Sy go to the corner and they're like working, they're like doing something.

They're up to some sort of, so they're costume change. Yeah. So Aaron's like, um, they're like doing something. They're up to some. They go to their costume change. Yeah. So Aaron's like, um, you're going to want to see this. You're going to want to see this. Okay. Aaron, uh, Jessel's going to want to see this. And so Jessel is joining David and Povid at the bar. And she's like, can you get your wife to like me?

I don't know what the hell is wrong with her. And David who seems like he's been in this position many times is like, no, no, she doesn't dislike you. You know what she says to me, you're an amazing person. You know, she just wants you to open up a little bit, you know, that's it. Oh my God. Just walking around apologizing for si pissing everybody off constantly. Well, you know, it's just, it's so hard for me to open up sometimes. It's difficult. You know, when you're in the public eye for so long and so many fans and, you know, you do your own stance. I'm sorry, I'm just rehearsing what I'm going to say to Tom Cruise just so we can relate to each other a little bit.

Not only being extremely famous in my world, but having a sister who's extremely famous in our world as well, you know, it just takes you to a different place. You know, it's just, you know, I want to say it's strange being at these heights of stardom, but we don't use the height word with Tom. So we're going to make a shot that a little bit. David's like, you know what the only thing I ever said to me about you? I just want to know about Jessel. Bullseye. Pitchy, that's bullseye.

Literally, she's never said that. She's the only thing that she said. Can you pass me the scissors? I got a box to open. You know how I would wanna know about Jessel if she was made out of some kind of bread with cheese in it, because I'm starving. All right.

So Sia's like, yeah, yeah, I was saying, I just wanna know about you. And so Jessel's yeah, yeah, I was saying I just want to know about you. And so just like yeah, okay, Ambrin, like um, you're like cackling hangs and I heard you call someone a pet parent. And so Cybrings Erin out dressed in the parrot mask and the feather boa. And just like oh my god, this is kind of fucking amazing. So hilarious. They're all trying to sell us on this parrot thing that's not amazing. So hilarious. They're all trying to sell us on this parrot thing. That's not amazing. It's like not even a good parrot costume. It's just like a feathery mask with like

a rainbow boa. And Jenna's like, I don't know what happened. I'm like obsessed with the pet parrot. Like it was the best Aaron move ever. It was brilliant. Well, it could have been slightly more brilliant if that parrot had lashes. So luckily I have my love scene here just to fix that costume a little bit. And just like, this is a great sign that Aaron actually has a sense of humor. It's like really, is it still not getting that personally? And Aaron's dancing around going, look, I'm a pet parrot. I'm a pet parrot. Say something. I'm gonna repeat it. It's gonna be hilarious.

So then, David's like, you know, what all this proves? How much smarter Jenna is than all of us? That's what this proves, right? That's what this proves, right? And Jim's like, I don't know if that's the case. I mean, they're just, you know, they're just like, they're fearless,

and I'm not fearless, but like, I mean, I don't know. I'm like, not fearless, but like I mean, I don't know. I'm like not fearless, but I also know The president of Sorry, every so David's like he's not good Why you say that but John so then David's like are you kidding me? You got you got to the, you got to knowing the president of Mongolia by not being fearless. I couldn't think of the president of anywhere.

I mean, that's how ignorant I am. Sometimes I really, my lack of education really catches up with me. I'm like, the president of, I literally can't think, you can't say Bank of America. You know what I mean? Like not one thing, Ronnie, not one in president. Come on.

I'm just going for countries. You're going for corporations. I know. I could have been like the PTA. Why can't you say that? Like there are so many private. NASA. God, I'm just so disappointed in me.

Well, he's like, you didn't get there by not being fearless. I think you're selling yourself short. I'm like, okay, this guy has to stop. I think he has to stop talking to people about themselves. Like I know he's trying to boost them up, but I feel like every time he does it, it's just one of those things for him.

He comes off as very inauthentic. Well, it just comes off as like, you don't know me so plop, stop, but so plop. So, but stop trying to tell me about me because you don't know me, you know. Yeah, so they talk about, my god, I love you. You're so lucky that side loves you so much. And she's like, oh yeah, I love side to you.

And so then Brinds Kate comes out. Well, actually Jenna makes one good point here. She's like, you know, like it is hard sometimes to open up, but a lot of times it depends on the landing pad, you know, because like you're not going to open up and then have a Heart landing like you want to open up and have a soft landing, you know, which is why I started selling landing Pads actual pads that you you confront people why you lie on them so

That's why I have to fly business class because it's just a software landing at their front of the plane So so now this cake comes out. It's a Nancy Drew book, which is pretty cool. And then there's like sparklers and there's balloons and then they're waving balloons and the balloons are popping and then for him has a mini meltdown where she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's helium.

It's helium. I was all right. I was all right. I'm getting chemistry. You can't do that. Oh my god. I forgot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cut the cake and someone's like, God, if Brink had just get slapped with every dick in here, that would be a dream for her. Literally, that's literally what Jussle says. So, um, yeah, she makes a, of course, when she is cutting the cake, she's like, does like a hand job. So, um, it's another eating the cake and Si Aaron and Jess are sitting together eating the cake and so I was like, you know Let's just get over it. Okay. I think we should all get over it like you know what?

Just you make me sick and sometimes I don't like you and by sometimes I mean literally every single minute of every single day for the rest of my life Yeah, because she has nowhere to go with this right. She's just gonna lose every time she tries So she just gives up. She's like, okay, let's make up. Just like, okay. And then we see Uba talking on the phone and she's like, I'm gonna call you in 20 minutes, but all is good, okay? And so bring us um, Uba, I heard that you have a man in Connecticut. I'm like, don't, don't, don't, don't. And the lady's like, oh my god, brin. Brin. Hey, that.

Connecticut, you can't talk about Connecticut. This is a New York show. And who was I? What? What is Connecticut? Which, okay, okay, who, wow. All right, and so we see proof that she knows what Connecticut is, where she's like, I leave town every weekend, I go to,

upstate, I go to Connecticut. Like, I don't know if we needed a flashback to prove that she'd now. I trust that she knows where Connecticut is. So then it's just when she goes, what? What's that? That couldn't be true because I don't even know what Connecticut is. I guess.

Yeah. So I was like, that was fucked up, man. And Brinds like, no, it wasn't. And then Aaron tells us the sorted backstory. Um, after the costume shop, Si and I took brain out for her birthday and like, we went her to her favorite place, Constell chip rianny, and we were talking for a while and made this decision. We all looked at each other and we said, circle of trust.

And that's one, and then that's when she said, Si said, okay, Ube has a boyfriend. She told us where he lived, what he does. So you can understand my shock when I hear the first thing out of Brent's mouth is Connecticut. It's a violation of the circle of constant chipperiana trusts. Yeah, why is anybody surprised? Brent does this every episode. Yeah.

So everybody leaves pissed eventually. Like, it was like, okay, whatever. She tells, she whispers in her ear, she says, if you mention Connecticut, I'm gonna circumcise you. And she's like, this whole thing was supposed to be confidential and I know she heard it from Si, but like, you know, she doesn't even deserve a birthday. And Brynn's like, Si started it.

Mm-hmm. And she goes, okay, love ya, bye. And so, and so then Bren is like, yeah, she's like, she's like, Bren's kind of like, hey, stop, like don't freak the fuck out about this. And it was like,

she's not freaking out. She's just like, no, cool, I'm outta here. So yeah. Yeah, so then Jenna's like, is she actually leaving? I mean, she made us think that she's dating someone. Is that like,

is that what we're really talking about? Because she was supposed to talk about my lashes for a little bit on camera. So basically, Jenna's talking about how being exposed for your romantic life is put you in a really vulnerable position. Hi guys, you're on the television show. Like what has Uba done this season?

Not much. So she's gonna need to open up. And same for Jenna, not wanting to talk about who she's dating and all. What the fuck kind of What do you guys think you're doing for a living right now? Okay, exactly on television. You're on a reality, so And so size let so it was like so how does she know that I was dating someone and size like

Well, I never said where I said it's not my business. It's no one's business I don't know and I don't know where and then she's's like, so then how does she know that? Because I swear to God, that's what I said. So Sai is now, after all this, now Sai is being the biggest liar of all. Yep. So, so I was like, well, there's a difference because me telling about Uber dating someone on camera, that was an accident. You know, I told it, I told it, and I instantly regretted it. But me telling Brynn, all right, that's bad. I spelled the beans. I was drinking, but I asked her specifically, please do not say anything. Oh, really?

Like when Uber asked specifically, do not say anything. Exactly. So Brynn is like, um, you told me she was dating someone in Connecticut and so I started yelling. She's like, I never told you Connecticut. And Brynn's like, yes, you did. Geo tag or something. And she goes, and if I did say it

That is fucked up, but that is fucked up. That is someone's personal business I was gossiping about and I said it and I said it and I said it. I definitely didn't say that on camera So now she's screaming at Bran which is hilarious and friends like So I mean how would I know how would I even know the information if you didn't tell me? And she's like, that is her story to tell, which is, and that's not okay. So it sounds like Si was looking at the geotag on the picture to find out that he lived in Connecticut,

which is also really funny. It's just that, like, but like Si's logic is so warped. She's like, it is her story to tell. We just gossip about it behind her backs, but on camera, she has to tell it on camera, you know? And so it's Aaron's like, but you said that she said it on camera, so it doesn't even matter.

And it's like, yeah, she said it on camera, like you, and then she's point, she's basically point, they're all accusing each other of like spilling the beans on camera. Right. And so she's like, yeah, Aaron, you said that. So she points it there and it's like, oh really Erin, you said that. So she pointed at Erin. And it's like, oh, really? I said she's dating someone in Connecticut on camera. And Erin goes, Oh,

well, that part was not camera. She is. Um, you said it was on camera, Erin. Size like it was not on fucking camera. That's her business. That's her story to tell you don't fucking do that. Fuck you, brain. Have a good birthday. Fuck you. Fuck it. I tell, I'm. I'm like you're not out. You're caught. You're caught. Yeah. So this is what this is what size like when she's just 100% wrong. You know, yeah. And so I want nothing to do with brain. Absolutely nothing. I feel like I let Uba down and bring that me down. Fuck it. I hate Willow trees now. I'm never sitting on a bench again. I have no sisters. Yeah, so um, Uba's just like, I'm out. She's, she doesn't, so Uba leaves and brain is like,

first rolling circular trust is don't press the, don't break the trust. He he he he. And Si and I talked about certain things and that's understandable like Si lost her shit and thinking that I had broken the trust tree but like I had it like I had just drunkenly mentioned you know a USA like dropped out a minute etiquette that's all so um silo catches uba outside and she's like I am so sorry

about that I'm so sorry about that you I'm so sorry about that. You know, that was not fucking okay, what she just did to me and Kadiya, but mostly me. And back inside, friends, like, I'm for the millionth time. Okay, you didn't stick up for yourself, Jessal. So do it. Yes, she did for the millionth time. She did stick up for herself. She doesn't have to walk around making shit up

for making up reasons for people to fight because she has absolutely zero life of her own like you Leave the woman alone for fuck's sake. Go do something This was the rare real housewives moment where one woman screamed at another woman and then the second woman turned to a third woman and did not say you didn't stand up for me She said you didn't stand up for yourself Like me to say that up for me. She said, you just stand up for yourself. Like, we had a second. This doesn't make sense. No, the phrase is supposed to be, why didn't you stand up for me? Not why didn't you stand up for yourself right now when you weren't being yelled at?

Wow. So interesting because they're just trying to, it's like they're trying and you've got to give Bryn credit, right? First of first of all I think brims really entertaining and fun to watch but God she's just trying so hard to make something happen when it's just It's not gonna happen. I mean who does that at a birthday the very last thing in the season finale is our birthday They're literally all standing in a line like performing to a camera like okay Let's talk about reasons we don't like each other Listen a messy real house wife will do that? So I applaud her. I feel like Brynn sees the things she has to do, but she doesn't always execute the way I want her to execute.

And I think that like if she does come back in next season, I feel like there's hope for her to like, she will have observed, she will have observed herself. She's, I mean, Brynn seems very, very smart to me. And I think that she will have observed and be like, okay, less of this more of that And I think that she could come back and be really good or if she comes back and is doing the same trick Then I'll be like, okay, you're done, but She is because like honestly we I can't sit here and be like they don't do anything on this on this They've done anything on the season and then get mad at Brnn for at least trying to create something interesting at her birthday party

with this messy ass moment. Well, that's a big, you know, I mean, I think she's super entertaining and everything. I think, I think they've all got promised. I think the show has a lot of promise, but it's like the key word and what you just said is try. It's try. It should be, it should come naturally hard. Yeah, it's like they're trying so hard to make something happen. And it's just not the chemistry. I love the idea

of the redo. I love that they did it. I think the castings not great. I think they need to just work on it. You know, keep half recast the rest. But I did laugh a few times at this finale. And I think overall it's pretty fun. We've definitely seen worse first seasons. Yeah. Not many. For me, not many, not many were, but we have seen, we have actually seen worse first seasons. So we get like a little, um, you know, uh, we get a little update, um,

sales, a year from now from my next birthday. I see myself in an apartment with one little cupcake get a little update for sales. A year from now, from my next birthday, I see myself in an apartment with one little cupcake and a little candle, because I have absolutely no friends anymore. But I'll probably be the governor of Connecticut, so go CT. Yeah, because everyone basically needs her party. So sales of Ubisoft are hot,

but she's still cold on the idea of an investor. And the only man she wants investing in her life is Mr. Connecticut. He recently crossed state lines to meet the other ladies. No. And um, Aaron moved. Change neighborhoods. Pob it and Jettel are happy. And sigh. I never write that. I never write that. I still have her mom's ashes. And Jenna has a girlfriend. And Brynn is freezing her eggs in Switzerland to store her eggs with a rich store their money. Oh, that's cute. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of New York City. We've got a couple reunions coming up, so we will be back for that.

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