Watch What Crappens - #2194 Crappy Hour Live: Captain Lee, God***mit!

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

The one and only Captain Lee drops by for a chat on this week’s Crappy Hour Live, and then we dive into Meghan McCain’s new podcast, most likely fake goss about Candiace (RHOP) getting cheated on, and Tinsley Mortimer (RHONY) getting engaged. Join us every other Monday on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens to get the full experience! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Kids, what? Happens when they're so much fun! I have been so much fun! Hello everybody! It's Ronnie and Ben here. Hi Ben! Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good. We just finished a really fun crappy hour live. A bunch of random stuff was in the news this week. So we didn't have a ton of stuff to talk about, but thankfully we were blessed with stars from above. Yeah, or perhaps below because we have Captain Lee on this episode. And then we also have after we go dark, which is not on this episode on the recording that you're hearing

after the fact, but if you were with us live or if you go back to our Instagram and you watch it, we also have guests visits from Captain Kerry and the one and only Povit. Yeah, from Real Housewives of New York City. So it's really cool. Sorry we couldn't get it all in the recording, but in order to record this, we're using all this crazy, we're going back and forth from computer to phone, blah, blah, blah. So once we start taking calls, that is all in the phone.

So if you wanna see that stuff, go over to Instagram.com slash watchup crappance. Thanks to everybody who joined us for this and we will see you on the first and third Monday of every month 5.30 p.m. Pacific time 7.30 Central 8.30 Stern love you guys Enjoy the show Well, hello everybody and welcome to crappy live

I'm Ronnie. That's been over there. Hi, Van. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good today. We have our first guest on crappy our lives. It is the uncomfortable, incomparable, beautiful, handsome, captainly. Hello, captainly. Hi, you're running. Hi, captainly, again, buddy. Ben, as always, a pleasure. The pleasure is all of ours. So great to see you. As always a pleasure the pleasure is all of ours so great to see you It's good to see you guys. It's been a minute or two. I know it is Great to see you. It has been a long time since we've had the opportunity to chat I think the last time in person was at crap in his life Which was a long time ago and your life has changed quite a bit since then what the hell what's been going on? I've been easier for me to the hell, what's been going on?

I'd be easier for me to tell you what hasn't been going on. It has been crazy. I'm no longer on below deck, but I am on couch talk with my good buddy Kate. We're having a lot of fun. What's that? Yeah. How's that experience been like? I've. A lot of fun. Okay. Yeah. How's that experience been like?

I've spent a lot of fun. I mean, we're kind of like you guys. We get paid to sit around and watch some of the Thomas Shanteepee and make fun of it. Well, some of the premise of that show is you and Kate doing kind of an after show where you sit around. It's kind of your own people kind of an after show where you sit around, it's kind of your own people's couch, right? Where you sit around and you talk about the shows that have been airing now. The running joke of that is that Kate has to explain most of these shows to you as you don't naturally have not watched hundreds of housewives episodes.

So what is the biggest trip for you and what you guys have been watching? Sometimes just trying to follow what she's trying to convey to me. It's like I feel like Abbott and Castella who's on first. Yeah. Have there been any surprises about the stuff that you've watched? You're like, wait a second, I actually like this. Yeah, I was surprised with Luan and crappy lake. Yeah.

Of course, when I heard crappy, I thought of you guys. Naturally. Thank you. No. And then I actually enjoyed that. Yeah, it was a surprisingly really funny and charming show. Yeah, you talk about just two fish out of water, no pun intended, but they really don't belong in crappy lake. Have you ever gone, have you ever done that like catfish thing where you go in and reach down into a river and with your hands and pull out of catfish?

What do they call it? They call that, is that noodling or something? Noodling, yeah, noodling. Yeah, I haven't done it, but I was impressed. I think it was looted that, didn't she? She did, yeah. I was damned impressed with that, with her noodling ability. I know, I couldn't do it.

Have you met Luan and Sonia before at the various Bravo things, right? Not in person I have. Really? No. In fact, I was just actually introduced to Lu to a mutual friend of ours and Lu is going to be in Vegas. The same time that I'm going to be in Vegas. So we're going to try and hook up and meet each other and have some laughs. Well, don't say you're going to try to hook up when you're talking about Luan because it's actually a possibility. I knew you were going to do that. So you're going to be in Las Vegas for Bravo Con, right?

Yes. I am. Awesome. So what are you doing over there? Are you going to take your one man show salty over there? Yes, I am. I'm going to be at the West, Westgate resort hotel in Casino on November 2nd. Oh, sweet. Oh, that's Jackie's place. The Queen of Versailles. Exactly. Oh, I love that. So if you become friends with, you've been friends with

Jackie, right? Yeah, for four or five years. Right, because she came on the low deck, right? Yeah, she did or five years. Right, because she came onto the deck. Right. Yeah, she did. And they were a sweet couple. The kids were hilarious. They were just getting into that age where they could drink. Right. For any, the only good bottle is an empty bottle.

Right. They got really wasted on that charter, right? Oh, they got so trashed. So you're going to do your one-man show. They're at so trashed. So you're gonna do your one-man show there at the Westgate. That's gonna be the one-man show. So you have a podcast, and you have a one-man show that you're doing also. Yes, that podcast is called Salty.

Mm-hmm. For obvious reasons. Yes. And the nightcats called Nightcats for obvious reasons as well. So you're gonna be doing Nightcap at the Westgate? Nightcap at the Westgate. Yeah, starts at 730 and who knows when it'll end. What was it like? So have you already done some of the nightcap? Have you already done some of those shows? I did one in Hollywood.

Here at the Hard Rock. Oh. What was that like? You know, that was fun. We had a ball. We were supposed to, it was supposed to be a 90-minute show. Ended up being like two hours and 15 minutes. Oh, shit. And then we started the VIP meet and greet.

And well, I made a, I made a rookie mistake. We, we booked too many VIP meet and greets and you know me If it's not three or four minutes with each guest. It's not worth your time. So There was like a hundred and thirty yep I was there for a while. Yeah, wait, so what is what is nightcap? Like is it are you doing stand up? As are you interviewing people? Like, what's the show like? No, it's just basically telling a few stories.

We throw in a few games. People learn some things about me that they don't already know or haven't heard about. How I got into yachting, how I got into a low deck. Which is, is everyone should know by now as an accident? Not a real accident, not like a Captain Jason accident. No. No. No. Not that kind of an accident. No.

That four guys never going to live that down. No. So question from the audience. I am spring B says, as much as you love being a captain, did you retire to spend more time with your wife or, or you tired of being away or medical reasons that you gone through? None of the above. I just wasn't invited back bastards.

Bastards. Seriously. Yeah. That's the way that went. Well, it's good. Ticket asks you, ask Lee if he'd ever be a guest on a super yacht, and which captain he'd want to be captain, captaining the ship. Wow. To the first part of that, I mean, who wouldn't want to be a guest on a super yacht, right? That's the epitome of

Going somewhere and doing something in style and I get along really well with Jason Yeah, Jason Jason seems to get along with everybody, huh captain captain Sandy this whole season's like you know why hired that girl Jason told me to You know why I love this because Jason said it's good Jason said it's good, then it's good Do you think do you would you be able? That's an influence If you're if you're on a if you're a guest on a yacht Are you able to go into guest mode or is like

captain does captain mode kick in? Are you like watching to see what the yachties are doing? You're watching what the deck crew is doing. You're watching what the stews are doing. You know, I think I could develop a pretty good case of the fuck. It's fairly easily. It just takes a little bit of booze, right? I really do. I could, I could, I think I can get into guest mode fairly quick. I mean, clearly your show, someone needs to book your show and nightcap on a cruise or on a yacht or on a boat, right? Like I feel like your show should be on a boat. That'd be fun. That'd be a little tough. But yeah, we've not made sure that wouldn't

be that tough. Yeah, people do it all the time. There's always like, the comedians are always going on cruises. They're always doing shows. So it feels like yours is literally about being on the seas, right? And you. So like, I'm just putting it out there into the universe to anyone who's like trottering about who's looking for entertainment. I mean, I feel like nightcap is where it should be at. Well, thank you.

So one was a lot of times when was when were you at Bravo con last year, right man. So when was the last time when was when were you at Bravo Con last year, right? Yeah, I was there last year. So who were the wildest people that you met at Bravo Con, the Bravo people? Gosh. I think I was most impressed with member one Andy had that segment about people who they're making up or not making up, I forget what it was. Yeah, squash the beef. Squash that beef. Yeah. I thought there was some real heated moments that I got quite a kick out of. I thoroughly enjoyed watching that because some of them were just not having any part of any beef getting squashed. If I was to squash a nine, it wasn't going to be beef.

No, but channel doesn't run on beef being squashed. Hey, your runs on beef being constantly processed. So who, let me see, when you were at BravoCon, I'm trying to say now that you've seen all these shows doing couch talk and you know who the people are a little bit more were you Surprised by how many crazy people were on that channel with you when you were meeting all these people presumably for the first time Yeah, and they were there It amazed me how many people I really didn't know Hmm, I see a lot of them they would come up and do some selves, and I would go, nice to meet you.

Right. And have absolutely no clue what show they were on or who they were. And now that you've been watching the shows, is there anybody you look forward to meeting over there? Who's your favorite housewife from all these shows? Gosh, I kind of like that. I find her intriguing is Aaron. From Roni?

Yeah. Interesting. I find her intriguing. It's like she's kind of like you're sitting in a room and she's the hand grenade and the pins already been pulled. She's ready to get mad at you. You have no idea when she's going to explode or what's going to happen. Could be good. Maybe not. Don't call her a cackling hag. That's what we've learned this season on Real House House of New York. That's her trailer point.

Cackling hag. Let me write that down. I heard you're a cackling hag. There's a great question. Where did you get the nickname cackling hag? Well because Jessel on the show, at one point, goes, this is a bunch of cackling hags. And then Aaron heard that she was called a cackling hag.. And then Aaron heard that she was called a cackling hagg. And she couldn't believe that she was called a cackling hagg.

And she held onto it for several episodes in a row. Wow. And I feel like you could probably come up with a much better insult than cackling hagg. Yeah, give me a second or so. Not saying you have to do it right now. I'm just saying in general, like Jessal saying cackling hagg has nothing compared to what we've heard. heard Captain Lee you call people in the past.

Yes, I have been I think my creative juices have been stirred once in a while. So there's a question in the comments here. So Chris K 928 has a great question that I absolutely love. Chris K asks, I need to know Captain Lee's favorite yacht rock song. Favorite yacht rock song. Gotta probably have to be one of Buffett's. Right. Right. May he rest in peace. I'm going to go with Son of a Sailor. Son of a Sailor. I actually don't know that one. That's Jimmy Buffett.

Yeah. This one is from Caterade. They're asking, what did you think about the drama on below deck down under with the sexual assault and all that? How did you feel that that was handled? I thought Jason and Aisha handled it extremely well along with the producer. There's just no place in what we do for that. And gosh, that could have went south so quickly.

Had somebody not stepped in and broken the fourth wall and said, yeah, no, this isn't gonna fly. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that was, that's amazing. That could have been a really good ugly. It could have been a total disaster. That was a very powerful episode. I feel like that episode,

it was. That episode, I think the episode with you, with Ashton when he went overboard and afterwards, that was, I feel like those two are probably the most powerful blow decks that have been out there. I would agree with that, Ben. It's one of those things that would be life altering in a nation's case life ending. And then the other case life altering for sure. the other case, life altering for sure.

And it's probably, and down under, probably still life altering for all the people that were involved in that. Yeah. Especially the immediate participants or lack of participant. Yeah. If you could, when she looks back and she sees just how close she came to becoming a real hardcore victim.

Yeah. And how close he came to making the sex offenders list. Yeah, really close. Really close. That's, yeah, I would say probably 30, 45 seconds. Absolutely. And that door had that door stayed locked. Mm hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. And when you're on a brighter note, on a brighter note to end this, to end this episode, we don't keep you here all night. People are asking you to put together your favorite crew from all seasons. Oh, yeah. Great question. I mean, I'm guessing I'm guessing you would pick Kate, right? So she would take Kate out of it. So let's take Kate out of the mix only because she's a given. Let's make Kate. Let's make Kate the primary. So that way she's on the boat, but she's yes. That's what I've always wanted to see. I couldn't understand why Bravo doesn't bring Kate back as a guest. They really should. They literally have to. Did you ever see that one episode where Kate and I pretended to be the prime area and we were critiquing our own stews? Mm-hmm. I don't know when was that because we've seen all of them

I'm just trying to remember what I think that was like four season four or so right along in there Mm-hmm and Kate put on this outrageous southern draw. Yeah, oh yeah, changed your voice and I thought I couldn't hold it together. It was so funny. Everything anybody did was wrong. Yeah, I feel like we really are owed Kate as a primary and all we've gotten has been like Adrian. Yeah.

So, um, okay, so of like so Kate is like a given, but she's a guest, so she's not going to be part of the the of like so Kate is like a given but she's a guest so she's not going to be part of the the all star crew So I would probably have Ben or Rachel is chef hmm So and Berson Eddie mm-hmm or Kelly yeah either one of those were top shelf Kelly. Yeah. Either one of those. We're top shelf. The rest of them, I don't know, and in and change you. I mean, I love Courtney. She was great. Connie was funny as hell. Oh my God, I forgot about Connie. Connie. Yeah.

Connie still hangs out with Kate, doesn't she? Yeah. Connie was hysterical. What about Rocky? Yeah, not in any world anytime soon. Do people still ask you about Rocky all the time? Yeah. And you know what the question I get is most? Huh? What was she looking at up there? Just in general. He was. That was our impersonation over to you just always be looking the staring up. Yes, TV wonder without the glasses. I don't know. Oh, Lord. Well, okay. So just to go over this stuff again, because you've got a lot going on here. Okay, tonight is the season finale of couch talk, right? So we've got that down. Yeah. And then you're going to be a bravo con at the Westgate Casino November Seconds doing your one-man show nightcap. And then your podcast is called Salty.

Yeah, did I get it? I'm around there. Good Lord, man, you're keeping busy. There's no retiring in here. No, that retirement was never part of the equation. Good, that's exactly what we're reading. I can't wait for you guys to go on tour again. I know, next year at some point,

we'll be back on the road again. And please stop and Florida this time. Yeah, we didn't go on tour again. I know, next year at some point, we'll be back on the road again. And please stop in Florida this time. Yeah, we didn't go this last time. So we think we're overdue for some Florida love. Yeah, there's some sunshine down here and need soaking up. Yeah, we got to fire up the top. We love you, Captain. We love you, bud.

We love seeing you. Thanks for having us. Thanks so much for joining us. Have a great time at BravoCon. All right, buddy. We'll talk to you later. Bye captain Lee. Bye There is okay There is so thanks so much to captain Lee for coming by that was pretty awesome My god, what did you like he is so lovely? I don't think people realize how lovely he is

I feel very privileged that we got to we've he, he came on to our show and for a lot of day out, but we also got to go to his house and he and Marianne really just were so sweet to us and they always, and always support us, so he's like a great stand up guy. Yeah, he really is. He's a good guy. He's a good shit talker too. He really is. So I love that he finally got his own podcast. Yeah, that's gonna be a good one. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crappance commercial. Watch what crappance and winter is crappening are the funniest recap broadcasts, but if you want something more eerie, try the new podcast Go Story about my investigation into a murder suicide in my own family. Go SoundReal. least, that's what I've always believed. Sure, odd things happen in my childhood bedroom.

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Follow Ghost Story wherever you get your podcasts. Listen everywhere on October 23rd or you can binge early and add free on Wondery Plus the same day. tonnish it to talk there was some random stuff that came out. What do you have today? There was random stuff. So I will say this, the thing that actually jumped out to me the most today is not even like gossip. It's more just like I can't believe this is the world that we're in. But Rolling Stone gave a huge write up to Jess about Jessl on the Real Housewives of New York. Now of course I didn't get to read it because it's gated. So I got to read the first two lines,

which were like, Real Housewives of New York came back and it's like, dot, dot, dot, and then it's over for me. But the headline says, the Real Housewives of New York's, the Real Housewives of New York City is the Jessel Tank Show. I never would have thought when the show began in July that Jessel would a be the fan favorite and be be so popular that she would actually get a write-up

in Rolling Stone. Yeah. Did you ever think that would happen? Um, I mean, I don't know. I don't think about stuff like that, but I will say, I wonder who's gonna get onto Rolling Stone. I'm always thinking about that. I'm always like, who's gonna be the break at Starbitch?

But I would like to do a side by side of Aaron and Sigh when they're all pissed off in this episode at the party. They're pissed off standing next to each other. I'd like to get that and then put them on the Rolling Stone cover and just in that Rolling Stone font say, cackling hags. Cackling hags. They really cackling hags in the Rolling Stone cover and just in that Rolling Stone font say, cackling hags. Cackling, they really cackling hags in the Rolling Stone font. Someone please make that for us.

Please, I'm begging. I know many of you guys are great at Photoshop. So please submit that because I the cackling hags. Now here's a question I have for you. This is just a random thought, but Captain Lee said one of the people he'd like to meet is Aaron. I mean, what the hell? You know who else said that they love Aaron is Jeff Lewis.

When I went on that show a couple of weeks ago, he said their favorite is Aaron. What is Aaron doing? Is Aaron like that person in the office walking around giving everybody gum? I don't know. Like, maybe she's, I don't know. I don't know what appeal that Aaron has. Cause I think Aaron may have even been on Jeff Lewis today or something. I feel like I saw a picture.

He loves her. Yeah, and I don't get it. Like, I mean, I feel like I can imagine in like real life you like have coffee with her and you have like a nice coffee. But like, I just don't see her as like being like someone I drop everything for because she's like on real I don't see putting her on real Unrolling stone and so like I don't understand what the peel is maybe like I Can't even come up with a funny theory. There's like not even all the funniness all the funny theories just like shrivel up as they approach her You know, well someone on here says you guys have the wrong idea of Aaron. She just needs time to blame.

Listen, I'm not here to watch seeds. Okay. I'm just kidding. You know, interesting New York, we've already talked about that today. We don't have to go into more, but there was a lot of random stuff in the Bravo news this week and a lot of stuff that kind of scared me and that I didn't really believe. And that was someone said she was a wet blanket on JLL today. LOL.

God, I love Instagram live and reading comments to what we're saying right in real time. It's so nice. It's so nice. It is. It's hard for like 80D brain to keep up with it. You know what I mean? I feel like here's a good one. I haven't even read the whole thing.

But Katie Hoyas says, Aaron is the co-worker you have. You have to be nice too because if you're not, she'll cry and expect you to feel things about it. Yeah, I can definitely see Aaron being the person who corners you in the like the the kitchen in the office and she has her coffee breath and she's like so last night my kids they like fell asleep like half an hour late and it's like oh my god would you go to sleep already and you're like I really just want to get a glass of water. I don't care. Cackling babies.

Yeah, I don't want a bullie here. And I mean, I just like bowling her in recapture whatever. I'm not a bully like you, Ben. So there has been a lot of random news that I didn't believe and that I probably just read wrong. And now I'm reading one of these headlines. And I, in fact, did read it wrong. Thank God.

But it's this picture of Megan McCain, who I don't even recognize. She's got different makeup or something. She's doing that thing where she's putting like a flesh toned, I, I, not, I lash, I shadow, and then like a flesh toned under I shadow too. So it's like, a lot of slightly darker flesh. I don't know under I shadow too, so it's like a Lot of a slightly darker flip. I don't know. I don't know what she's doing. She looks like the girl from room She looks she looks sort of like an AI generated Taylor from Southern charm

Like you said hey, hey AI make me Taylor. So AI is like I think I know a Taylor looks like and so AI gets like 75% of the way there and then the rest is just somehow comes out Megan McCain. Like put her in the picture, put her in a sweater, put her in a sweater, turn a neck. And that's going to be Taylor. She's like, I didn't tease my hair today. I'm very natural. And I should have a podcast. So this is a variety of. I thought it said, Megan McCain is launching a podcast with Erica Jane and Ted Cruz. Now, it's like really. Wow. That I would, I would potentially listen to one or two of those episodes. And then I probably wouldn't be able to do it anymore, but just out of pure fascination. Oh, Captain Kerry's in here. I can't

carry. Captain Kerry. Oh, Captain Kerry. Adventure. I love Captain Kerry. Oh, Captain Kerry, please tell us that Faye will be back, by the way, because I really need Faye on our, like, Faye has been my favorite since Hannah and Kate of Chiefs Doos. I mean, I love Daisy too, but like, Faye is really

where it's at. Well, like, Aisha too. Faye's under, Faye's very underrated. Okay, I like them all. Face under, face very underrated. Okay, I like the mall. So the headline, the term type does not say she's doing a podcast with Erica Jane and Ted Cruz. It just says, guess including Erica Jane and Senator Ted Cruz. So okay, it's just guests.

But I was like, damn, I don't know who I'm more surprised about. Well, I mean, the questions that you can have them on together. I don't I feel like Megan, McCain, interviewing Erica Jane, might not be compelling content. I'm just gonna put that out there. Yeah, it's like compelling, not compelling and not compelling. Don't make compelling, I guess. It's like compelling math.

Yeah. So the other thing that came out this week was Toshikey. Toshikey. Toshikey. She came out saying that she has been talking to a mistress of Chris Bassett, and that Chris has been cheating on Candace and impregnated this girl. Oh, yeah. And then forced her to get an abortion. Oh, and then she had all the deeds on Toshike. I don't think it's true. I think it, I don't know if it's been like verified to be false, but there's just like a lot of stuff I don't believe in.

And another thing I just really never believe in is love. You know that? Very confidently, think that love is bullshit and that everyone who has it is lying to me. So that's my belief, but I do believe that Tinsley deserves whatever she thinks that is. Okay, and guess what? She found it. Well, I don't know if she found love, but she did find a widower. Wait, do I get to talk about Chris? Do I get to talk about Chris and Candace? Oh no, I thought you didn't want to. No, I was listening, but I was waiting for you to wrap up.

Not wrap up, but I was waiting. I thought you were setting it all up. I don't have actually much to say, but what I just have to say is that this is very jacks. This is very jacks-tailor kind of rumor. You know, a fair force to have an abortion. I don't know. I feel like Chris has been under the microscope so intensely

that like I always have this weird reaction where I say, he's so under the microscope that even, like I just can't imagine that even Chris would make like would mess up like that. But then again, it is always those people who do mess up. So I don't know. I don't know if this is long, true or not. I don't think it's true.

But I think Chris is shady. He's always kind of skived me out on the show. I don't really like Chris. But I would like to believe in their life. You know, when I meet people as a couple, I have a methamanol life. I just mean on TV. But when I meet people as a couple, I'm always shocked when they don't stay a couple. I don't like it.

Like if I've met you as a couple, you need to stay a couple. I don't want to know you. Like it freaks, it's not that I don't want to know you single. My brain doesn't know how to really comprehend. I will always say your husband's not cheating on you. You're like, is he cheating? I'll always say no he's not cheating on you because I've known you as a couple so I just assume everything's gonna work out. It's not weird. Yeah. Um, I just, you know, I think they're in some weird way like stories like this Candace loves because it lets

her be on TV and say people don't, like they don't understand, like what I go through, what I have to put up with, like, how these rumors that people put out, like, like it's really hard. And I just, I'm at the butt of them every single time. I feel like anytime stuff like this comes out, it's like the best thing ever for her. It gives her another reason to do this.

Right before the premiere, of course, you know, so that's another reason to believe it. But Tasha K's tweet about it or whatever her announcement about it was, um, yeah, I've been talking to the mistress and I, she's totally verified and has paperwork. And I'm like, I don't think they have paperwork. I mean, I don't think they have paperwork. I mean, I don't take a picture of work. Like, here's the abortion and here's the father of the child or whatever. Like, I don't know that that is paperwork that they have. And then she also said she was inebriated or physically under the influence

when we were talking all day. That's how depressed she was. But I was like, is that proof that she's a real fat? Like, is that proof that she's really fat? Usually you don't brag about like getting someone when their shit face, you know, to test her five. I know. You know what's so sad? At the end of this article, I'm reading the article from reality TV. At the end there's just like some links to other stories. And I totally forgot that Chris and Monique Samuels broke up.

And I'm only saying what's sad. I'm not saying it's how they broke up. It's sad that how how how how how little that story infiltrated the pop culture, collective consciousness. Wow. Yeah, it really didn't it all, huh? I saw it like a headline about it and I thought, that's sad. And then I mean, I cared more about T'Challa, you know, running away.

I really remember that whole thing. Now that was a story. That was that was that was my story. So what you were trying to get at before, before I like made a stopover in Candace Town is that was my fault. I'm sorry. I thought you were like, oh, I don't know who that is. I don't I don't care.

So I was totally engrossed in your whole setup I was like oh, and then I was like wait, he's transitioning wait stop the train So but tinsley Mortimer tinsley Mortimer is engaged and she's getting married next month according to page six tinsley did post a story over the weekend and I remember I saw it I was like look at tinsley and she is with a man and He's got kids and they all have emojis over their faces for privacy And she has in big texts on the story Family vacay before the big day

So she can be a step mom She is and I think this is gonna be a happy family because they're all in the same color. Like the kids are all wearing striped shirts, blue and white striped shirts. And then the dad is wearing a white and light pink kind of plaid shirt. I don't know what you call that pattern. And then Tinsley is wearing a very light blue. It's like a jay-cruish kind of family. And I feel like if a family looks like they went to jay-cru

together, they usually stay together. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, I like that she's sort of giving sort of like an Orlando Bloom from Lord of the Rings kind of hair thing going on there. Oh, his ass. They're suing somebody else. Did you know about this news?

Orlando Bloom and Katie Perry. Katie's scary Perry. Yes, there are suing some other. Did you know about this news or Lando Bloom and Katie Perry? Katie's scary Perry? Yes, they're, it's like, they're are suing some other like, first it was nuns and now it's, it's like someone in a walker. Su-men, who is next? It's Cameron Westcott's father-in-law

from Real Housewives of Dallas. Did you know? So he's like some old dude, obviously. This is like, Corton Pickleball's dad, whatever, whatever their fucking names are. Corton airplane, whatever those fucking kids remained. So those dudes, their dad, some old guy,

and he had a house and he sold it to Katie Perry. And then I think camera was like, you could have gotten a lot more money than that. Orlando Bloom and Katie Perry, that's a lot. So he was like, they did this to me under duress while I was losing my shit. Great. With old age. And so now they're suing them to get the house back. But I think I'm on Katie Perry side.

Just when I'm saying this because I don't love Katie Perry, but also I'm on Katie Perry side with the nuns too. Yeah. I think I'm on Katie Perry side with all of it to be honest, just because I love the chaos of it I like who should go after next like how do you go from nuns to camera westcott's father-in-law like I don't get it And I love it like good for her. She's like dumb blondes dumb blondes get houses Smart blondes get everything So good for Katy Perry for creating chaos

So good for Katy Perry for creating chaos. Tinsley Mortimer. Okay, Tinsley Mortimer, he is what I'll have to say about you. I feel bad for Tinsley because looking at this photo, Tinsley is the stepmom in every family comedy that the dad leaves for his hometown, crush down in the country, right? Like, you know there's like a Reese Witherspoon type that this guy used to date

and he has to go back home to settle up affairs and he meets her, he falls back in love with her because she's working in the diner, that her family owned and her, she's got a kid. She's got a kid. She's got a kid. Exactly.

I'm telling you, this is like literally every single family around the home and now he's gonna like and then Tinsley comes into town like sorry. I was late. I was at fashion and career day and so now I'm here in your hometown And he's already fallen back in love with Reese with her spoon and now Tinsley's on the outs again like I can see it Tinsley is gonna get left for the down home lady But I don't know I believe believe her hair. Look, I believe her bang. I believe her. I believe those are very modest. She's like, look, I'm modest now. I'm in a casual J crew button now and some like side bang, wispy side bang things. I think

she's committing and I think it's going to work out for her. I hope so. God, I really root for her in a weird way. I never thought that I'd be someone that roots for Tinsley, but she really has an amazing pop culture arc from being such an it girl, to being this person, we're just like, come on. You can land the plane, you can do it. Land the plane, Tinsley.

Also, I'm on page six because I was Googling this dude rock of what's his name? Robert Vovart hold on I'll check for some Robo or something But I'm on page six reading about it and guess what there's an ad that says page six podcast and guess who's picture in it Isn't it Aaron Bailey that handsome little devil Ryan Bailey? Yeah, he's on the page six Good for him. I love Ryan. I hope that they ask him who's your favorite. And he says Aaron. So my head fucking explodes. Okay. Good for you. Okay. So I googled this Robert Bovard. He has, I want to say, I don't trust his voting record because of his hair. I'm good.

I'm just going to say that. We don't love getting into politics on this show, but he definitely looks like a congressman in a red tie. I'm gonna say that right now. He definitely looks like he could be a cast member on Southern Charm. And, you know, I mean, they're in Palm Beach, right? So. Well, this says Augusta, Georgia.

Oh, Augusta, Georgia. He's the president of Augusta, Iron, and Steelworks. He just became more attractive to me, because you know what? Well, first of all, he is attractive. But I think just owning Steelworks, you always need Steel, right? Guess what couldn't be Steelplastic.

You know how? Steelworks. You know what works? Steel. Steelballs are wrapped all around me. Remember that song by Michael Bolton? That was like a forgotten banger. And it was probably inspired by this guy's family.

I'm excited. Well, I'm really I'm excited for Chinsley. I hope it does work out and you know, all that stuff. Hey, did you see that? Oh, go ahead. I was gonna say, did you see that Kim and Kroy have listed their home for $6 million?

So. Hello, well, I'm so sure. Hi, never gonna get it, never gonna get it. I was gonna say that you see that came and Kroy have listed their home for six million dollars. So hello Well, I'm so sure. Hi, never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, as info would say you're not gonna get that six million dollars. No, whoa And I just saw here this is this side not put in the document, but real housewives assault Lake City season four Has hit series series rating high with 1.9 million viewers. That's on the rap, which is a legitimate Thing can you believe that I hate the name of that the rap? It's like the worst replacement for a sandwich of all time I'm sorry your rap is not going to cover it. Okay, so what show? Real Housewives is so late.

I'm out of rap right now. Real Housewives is so late city. Yeah. It's $1.9 million. Uh-uh. Mm-hmm. Said that. The rap said that way. Is it that peak-cock numbers? It's currently averaging 1.9 million total viewers across platforms. But that's still legitimate and that's like really cool. But it's crazy that that's a serious high considering that you would think the serious high would be around Jen Shaw getting arrested.

But oh, someone has a hot take. Jamie Willis says, SLC is overrated. How dare you, but I totally get it. How dare you, the lies, the lies. The lies, the lies. But it is killing it. How dare you? But I totally get it. How dare you? The lies. The lies. But it is killing it. Who would have ever thought? And then let's see, Southern Charm is averaging two million total viewers per episode. Wow. These shows are doing really well. Wow. Killin' it. So some other good news in love. Guess who has found love? killing it. Um, so some other good news in love. Guess who has found love? Who? It's real housewives of Orange County, Alam, Noella. Oh, hello. Hello, I heard that she is engaged. Her heart is full in her hand is heavy,

right? We're all housewives of Alam, no, all of the birds in her engaged to Bobby Schubensky. a little old virginer engaged to Bobby Schubensky. My heart is full. My hand is heavy. So he's a bass player and owns Co owns a clothing company apparently bass player. I just like the idea that he plays bass. I always get those bass. He pulls bass out of the river and they just start strumming them. I'm so sick. He's like, I provide the voice for those singing bass that are on the wall. Hmm. Okay. So, let's see here.

You want to, let's wrap this up and talk to people on, let's wrap up the episode part. So, recording. So, recording. Yeah. Okay. We're going to stop recording. Everybody, thank you. People, if you still, we're going to stay on Instagram people. Yeah, okay. We're gonna stop recording everybody. Thank you People if you still we're gonna stay on Instagram live so stay here, but we're gonna stop this Recording part. Okay, we're gonna bring guests up to talk to us Thank you so much to everybody who's here. We'll see you in a couple of weeks at crappy hour

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