Watch What Crappens - #2196 Southern Charm: Shake Ups and Make Ups

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is still recovering from appendicitis so Ronnie is on his own for a half of a Southern Charm recap. Patricia calls Michael the butler, Venita has a scene with her dog, and tragedy strikes Charleston. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I miss you. That was sad, obviously. But another thing that happened that was sad was this episode of Southern charm, okay? So anybody who follows this show beyond just watching it, you know, follows it on social media or whatever knows that tragedy strikes this show quite a bit this year. Olivia's brother passes away, which happens in this episode. And later on, Taylor's brother actually passes away from what I understand. It's a lot of sadness.

It's a lot of shit. Even I won't make fun of, okay, and I'm a dick. I'll make fun of anything, but I'm wanting to make fun of that. So, I didn't know that this was the episode. So I just did my notes and was watching as usual, and halfway through the episode episode boom, that happened. I don't really wanna cover that,

but I don't wanna skip a week of Southern charm because I love this show. So I'm gonna do half of it. How about that? Okay, I'm gonna make a deal with you. I'm gonna do half the show. So enjoy that, okay guys. So now remember when I make fun of these people,

I'm making fun of them before tragedy has struck them. Okay, I'm not making fun of them during tragedy, striking them. This is before tragedy struck. So enjoy this first half of the episode. In the meantime, our hearts go out to Olivia's family. This is just horrible. And we hope she's doing okay, obviously. So let's get to the show.

Previously on Southern Charm, page dressed like windshield sun visor and pretended to be intellectually compatible with Craig so that she could stay on her third bravo, shall. I love that you gave me a closet in your house and my own room that I can kick you out of. You can go now. What do you think of pillows with drawings of pillows on the front of the pillows?

I said leave first. While the Libby and Rod flirted with each other. You got me gluten free bread once. I'm gonna make your babies. Tyler flirted with terrible sweaters and another car rack of a mayo. After asking you to lie about making out, I did in fact, Tosha, the wind out, oh no. Not breathing, I can't even be honorable ex's best friend that hooked up with me the second he had a chance isn't trustworthy.

I'm gonna dress like scrambled eggs until spring. Scandals! And as word of their trace was spread by the cutest little Martha Stewart, this side of a pre-Present poncho, Miss Patricia, Taylor and Austin Kist. And then there's the nude photo she's in with me, but we're not talking about that. Here I'll show you. Wait, that's Randy tied up in the trunk of the rolls. Did we take a matter there?

It's gonna be a hot day. Ding ding ding, Randy. Whoa! Whoa! It's gonna be a hot day. Ding ding ding. Randy. Whoa. Whoa. Waiting to get Randy out of the trunk. Yes mother. Wow. When Olivia showed up ships,

bullets and bones at dinner party being the only person that didn't know what was going on between Muppet mouth Austin and Denver the bubble gum tailor. Yes Olivia I lied, but he told me too. If he told you to wear a homemade sweater with sleeves like yarn, in him of bags would you do it? Hey, he didn't make me wear this sweater?

My bad, it's real pretty. Thank you. It wasn't just a fessant that went from the front pan into the fire. Why are you mad at even Olivia? You're being insane right now Olivia. I'm staying. Between the two of y'all, the last is unreal. Unfucking real.

I send the bees and the one, two, three. Mm-hmm. Okay, so we open up this episode in really a shocking way. I mean, it was something that I don't think any of us were expecting, you know? I mean, even long time watchers of the show, I have to give the show credit for still being able to shock us

the way that they did with this first scene. It's finito with her dog. Okay, it's her dog, Charles. But this time, she is pilling a sweater for Charles. She's like taking the pills off a sweater with one of those little pill remover things. And she's not just with Charles, she's with her boyfriend, who's real. I didn't see that one coming.

I thought it was like, I have a girlfriend in Canada, kind of a thing, but he's there. He seems like a really sweet, nice guy and everything. But I love that she's got this guy to film with. And she's got the perfect setup for for a relationship scene which we have not seen Vinita in yet and she still chooses to shoot the scene with her dog. So, I must admit I'd love to judge it but I wasn't really that mad about it and it's weird because I totally don't get what it's like making your entire life about your dog. So, oh my god, I love you.

So then we go to JT who I'm not really sure what he's doing on this show. He did start a little mess in the beginning, but now he's just kind of wandering around the Airbnb that he created with his mommy. And so he does that for the whole episode, but then this one he's opening cabinets with nothing inside and deciding to have some whackingness. And he makes himself a cup of hot tea, but pours it in wine glass.

It's nuts. And it is nice to know that somewhere Patricia is probably throwing things at a wall. Over this complete lack of manners and civility. Then we go to shop with his dog. And I'm kind of into a show just about people being alone in their house with the dog. Is that weird?

I'd watch. So Little Craig is running around. He's got the zoomies and Shep plays with his dog the same way I do. He like stands there like he's in the play, in the play crouch. Like I'm playing with you right now, dog. But then I never really chase or move.

And either does he, he just kind of stomps his feet and then the dog knows that his owner is a lazy fuck who's gonna make no effort for him. So you just stomped your feet and then the dog starts running around the circles and then stops in front of you again and then you stomped your feet and then it completely runs in circles.

And then I had the realization that I treat my dog the same way that Shep treats his dog and I wrote my dog an apology letter. Of course, I wish I was capable of doing better. Listen, part of being a parent is teaching your children to be self-sufficient, okay? There's not always going to be someone that are played with you. Learn how to run in circles on your goddamn own.

I don't get paid to do that. Get a life. Get a job. What if you thrown for me? Tell your own goddamn sweater. So we go over to Craig's house and Vagess there and we find out that Madison's coming over and so she's getting snacks and stuff ready. And I don't know if she hates Madison or if this is just a test but who in the hell would put a plate of donuts out from Madison? Ate they're hard to eat them.

It's the ultimate test. Who are you gonna get her for a birthday? Tolstoy? Make an effort. So Madison comes over in Knox and um, Craig's like, come in! You have to answer the door, Craig. You can't just say, come in. Well, when I knock on your door, you never answer it. Frank, you're not supposed to come in.

Oh. Stupid. Wow, Craig, look at this place, Pike. You have outdone yourself. Inkyooong! It's good from one homemaker to you another. Oh, I don't. Wait, homes.

I'll share you. You're a real fixer. Craig was about to start wearing a cardboard sign that said, we'll work for beer before you came with a picture. That's our pool. We put babies on that shelf. Craig, that's where the sun chairs go. Make sure this one's got a safety vest before he goes in the pool.

Unfortunately, stupidity don't float. Eh. Will you come over and hang out with Paige? Of course. When I'm not cooking or cleaning or ironing or planting or watering or otherwise keeping my blue collar man happy is apple pie. Which is the most American thing to ever America? Gross.

I know right. Then Craig tells us. One of the biggest fears about moving to Charleston is that she doesn't have a social circle here. But, Paige loves Madison actually because they're like both fiery as heck. But I love fire and I love fireworks, especially setting them off near friends' boats when they make me sleep in their shed instead of giving me a guest room. Hey buddy, it's Luke from Winterhouse here.

Still not too happy about what you did near my boat. Now you're bragging about it on television. Hey, you're not on this show, man. Okay, I'm not. Just please remember safety around other people's things. And if you ever need to see someone tap in a tree, right'm out. Just please remember safety around other people's things and if you ever need to see someone tap into tree Right just see come on over to my insta bro So page your long distance like me and my man. Yeah, that was fun talk. Let's talk turkey. Shall we oh my god Can we thank you so much? I really don't have anything in common with you

But I do love to talk shit about people are these these down to expect to be some kind of test? Cause I'm not testing those fuckers. Oh my god, thank you so much for saying that. We can be friends. Craig, you're even the donuts you failed to test. Do 20 pushups. Awww. Okay, real T, okay? Whitney tells me that Taylor sent him a new photo. Oh yeah, I saw that. Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you, Paige. Oh my god, how could you forget to tell me something like this?

It's like the only thing you would have said in months would have made you listen a bullcreg. I mean, I was grown up as I was grown through that picture. I didn't even see your face. I'll ask how it was. Got a full front. Well, it was dark lighting. Wow, full frontal.

I would never do full frontal. I just pick one flattering item and then I focus on that and take a picture of that. Once I sent a laundry instruction to have from the back of a sundress. That was hot. What's up with Taylor and all of Shep's friends? She's like really lost. Then put an airtack on her. This is embarrassing. And last night, Olivia shows up to that peasant chicken dinner, like not knowing anything that was going on. And then Taylor runs up to her and she's like, oh my God, we have to talk.

I totally did kiss Austin. What? Yeah, it's like lying over six months, like you lied to your best friend every time you saw her. That's the top. Are you still eating donuts? Would you ever learn anything? 40 push ups.

You know what real fucked up is that timeline. Well Austin told Craig that he and Olivia weren't together and they weren't even speaking at the time. What's up? That happened after we were in New York. And then we see clips of the reunion and Olivia is saying, we are not in a relationship. And Taylor says, um, that there's so much love there and Austin should have gone over there and swept her off of her feed. And then we see Austin going like, um, not kind of doing his tongue biting as opposed to his tongue wagging or tongue just sticking out of his mouth for like 10 minutes at a time.

I don't know, it's just one of his tongue moves. If you know, you know, I mean, you watch the show. So apparently they have been sleeping together for months. And Madison just goes, hmm, because you know, Madison has been playing very nice this season. I'm actually kind of liking this version of Madison as well. I like all the versions of Madison, but I like this one that's like,

look at me, I'm married, it's not very innocent, not like Flowers, Maya. Hmm. So I'm enjoying that, but from the previews, we see Evil Madison coming back and, oh, I just to have missed you. You know I've really missed you, welcome home.

Austin goes to see his parents. Austin's parents seem like total sweethearts and it is really nice to see them with kind of an appropriate look on their face at all times because I feel like they have the same look on their face that the audience has on our face whenever Austin comes on screen. They just look like Exhausted and disappointed, but still somewhat interested in seeing how it all turns out. I think that's a sign of a good parent. Now that said, Wendy, I don't have a whole lot more compliments for you because A, Austin. So there's that.

And B, your dress-like leprosy today. Why are you dressed like a biblical disease, Wendy? So their new house is really cute, but they've got those, they've got that kind of modern lighting, which I hope is on its way out, where it looks like lighting has been put in a cage. It's like a shant, the first one is a chandelier, but it's in like three circular science fiction ring things

that are all kind of going over. It's like you would not escape. And then the light in their dining room is like kind of a chandelier with one of those little candelabra bold things, but then it's like in an iron cage. You know, it's like, let your light free. Do we really need the cage light? Oh, it's just like a sign of repression, you know?

And it's not just them. It's like modern times. Like, let's just let it go. I want free lights. Love a lamp for everybody. Who cares? So Austin's like, so. Like, let's just let it go. I want free lights. Love a lamp for everybody. Who cares? So Austin's like, so mom, dad, how's that? How's retirement?

How's retirement going, mom? You like it? You like it? You boarded that, mom? No, I'm not board. I mean, I wasn't board until this conversation started, but that's like board, no. Pickleball, which is the answer to everything.

But how about you, Austin? How are you, honey? And Austin's like, I'm just so exhausted with all of the nothing I do with my life. Wow, I mean, like Olivia's angry with me, I mean whatever, I just, I tried to talk to her and she was like, I fucking hate you. And here we go. It's the thing that fuck boys, fuck boys do. They fuck you over. And then they're like, I just don't understand when no way she's mad at me. I just don't get it. She just won't give me a chance. You know now fortunately his parents know him

too well to let him get away with that. So the mom's like, oh god why Austin should I ask why? Austin's like why anything dad? Why anything? Well do do that general question. I would give the answer. I always give pickleball. What happened with Olivia? It's like, well, I mean, well, uh. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Actually, what happened was Taylor was really distraught overshap and we were just really there for each other.

We were hanging out a lot. I was helping her, you know, just like I do. It was just helping pretty people. It was my mission in life. His parents just looked like, how do we keep ordering from DoorDash and getting the wrong thing every fucking time? Like, how? How is our luck this bad? Now, how is our luck this bad? Uh, did you sleep with her, Austin? Tell me you didn't sleep with her. He's like, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Watch what crapens and winter is crappening of a funniest recap podcast. But if you want something more eerie, try the new podcast Go Story about my investigation into a murder suicide in my own family. Go Sound Real, at least that's what I've always believed. Sure, odd things happen in my childhood bedroom. But ultimately, I shrugged it all off.

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And he's like, yeah, I've just, I've just been fucking up for women. I've just been fucking up with women. I just fall hard for women and fast and I get to this point. And the dad's like, yeah, it seems to be a pattern. Now, here's where Austin starts saying that he's going to a therapist. Now, this is tricky to talk about, right? Because as we go further into the episode, this does become a lot about obviously,

Olivia loses a sibling in this, right? And Austin has lost a sibling. So they have that in common. And then the conversation kind of becomes about that. It's therapy and kind of relating that loss to not being able to stay in a relationship or whatever, which is serious. So I don't really want to make fun of that too much.

I will say that Austin does treat women like shit. I mean, we've seen it multiple times on this show. It's kind of the theme of this show. I don't know if part of it is being raised by Shep, like Shep and Thomas Ravinnell and Whitney, like all the elder statesmen of this show. I don't know if part of it is being raised by Shep, like Shep and Thomas Ravanel and Whitney, like all the the elder statesmen of this show, because Austin came after all of that. So maybe it's something about like being surrounded by douchebags, you become a douchebag. I mean, I don't know. But I guess therapy is a good start. Good luck with that. Okay. In the meantime, please stop hurting people. Okay? If you can't stop crashing into people, take your car off the road. Okay, just for a while.

So then we get another really happy scene. They're really throwing all the happy scenes in for this episode. This next one is that the most acceptable part of Shep, Little Craig, This next one is that the most acceptable part of Shep, little Craig, almost dies at daycare. Why does Shep need daycare? Well, he does nothing and just is on his way to golf. I don't know, but he does. Okay, who might have daddy shame? Anybody else besides a shamer?

I'm a shamer. It's my army. So Shep has to go to the vet because the dog almost died. He had a hundred and eight fever, and he calls his dad, and he calls his dad, and his dad gives, you know, that helpful advice, which I guess every dad is giving now.

He said, dad, the dog is at the vet, he almost died. Would you have any advice? And the dad just says, pickable. So, you know, at least we're sticking with the theme. So, Chef goes to the vet and the doctor's like, wow, you know, it's been a rough day over here. Basically, what happens is these dogs have these little smushed faces. And so when they get to heat it up, they can't breathe. And chefs like, just a stone like this. And the doctors like, no, do you even know your dog? It sounds like this. And then Craig comes in and chefs like, oh my god, are you breathing like this? A little crag's like, no, I was breathing like this. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Well, don't run because you have breathing problems, but walk. Slowly walk away from sap.

Okay? So then we go over to JT just wandering around his new Airbnb event space or whatever. And mommy bunny comes over. Bunny, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy. Bunny comes over and she's like, well, it's looking good, but you can tell that she does not think in fact that it's looking good. And he's like, wow, you did a great mom.

Oh, I mean, I was here to help you, right? She goes, you were physically here, I guess, but, uh, wow. What's going on with the furniture? Because I did not pick this furniture, honey. He's like, oh, yeah, I chose it. Listen, don't have a designer come help you. And then the second they leave, those start choosing ugly shit.

She's like, we need to change this furniture. Okay, get rid of this table. I don't care where you put it. Do you got a fire going? We can put it in there. She just goes over every little thing She's like what the pillows are fun for a fishing cabin and he likes it He just likes woman with a little jab in her and so you know Peter pans with creepy mommy energy Continue to be a thing on this show and after I have to decasting you know They really stuck,

it was like, men who can't grow up, but not only men who can't grow up, men who can't grow up with severe mommy issues that are gonna kind of creep out the audience and or parents who kind of hate them visibly. So she moves furniture around disappointedly and then they start talking about his life and he's like, you know, I should have a happy life, mommy. My whole life, I've just been building this career

and let me just look at it. The culmination of it is here. This terrible couch I picked and an event space that my mom made. He says he can't do this for much longer because he's approaching a 38 years old that I still don't have a wife or a girlfriend. Well, first of all, God forbid, okay. Second of all, if you can't pick out a decent couch, it's gonna be hard to have a girlfriend. I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say right now. I think when you're really young, you can be tacky

and that like have no taste. And people are like, my that's fine, I'll fix him. I'll, I'll, I'll try in him. But when you are 38 years old, I think everybody pretty much knows the saying about old dogs, new tricks, kind of thing. For example, I have had to accept, like, I never really cared if my dog could fetch. I was like, I'm not throwing anything.

So what do I care if he fetches? But then that's like a sign of what a parent I am that my dog can't fetch. And so I feel stupid. And so like 10 years later, it's like 11 years in, 12 years into this. And I'm like, I'm going to teach my dog to fetch. And guess what? My dog is never going to learn to fetch. He's not going to do it. I mean, just a true saying old dogs literally will not do a new trick. My dog just gets a toy and then stares at me from across the room. And I say, come here, come here, bring it, bring it.

I point to the ground. I do this with my hands. And guess what? He's not going to fucking do it, okay? Because he is an old dog and that is a new trick. So good luck. I mean, the guy doesn't know how to pick a couch, die alone. It's the point.

You're going to die alone. Have fun with your ugly couches and a lone death. He says, yeah, and I just, I loved her, but I just don't think people should get married at 22. Would it have been different if I had met her when I was 30? And she's like, oh, honey, man on this show, don't age past 22, that wouldn't have mattered. Now, here's some advice. Get taller. That's my motherly advice to you. Pick better couches and get taller. He's like, but I just want to try, I want to try, mommy.

I want to try to get it right. You know, honey, I tell myself that every day, but then I have to remind myself, my eggs are cooked. Wait a minute, are you talking about me? It would be nice to have a child of taste, is all I'm saying. Okay. And I'm wearing an Italian wedding table runner as a scarf, and I'm still saying that. It would just be nice mommy to not feel

Buyers remorse every day of my life tell me about it honey. Are you talking about me again mommy? Well, you're talking about you. Why should not be talking about you? So you seem to want to talk about you've got regrets I've got regrets about you. He's like pretend crying. He's like This guy is so drama. I love that he's season one with nothing going on except walking around the circles in his apartment and fake crying to his mother about a relationship that ended like years ago. Love it. So his mom gives him the best advice she can muster. You know, she's like, listen, what women really like are men that don't work on anything ever.

So I'm sure you're gonna be fine, honey. When it's right, it's right, okay? For an incredibly tasteless person. And they're out there. I see them all the time. You're not the only one. You're gonna find someone else with equally terrible taste that is gonna take you in, okay?

And I hope that nobody watching this on television thinks that your lack of taste comes from me because that's obviously not true. Taste skips a generation, okay? I'm going to look right into the cameras as I say that. So, peace out, please stop calling me. Do not pick furniture again on your own, okay? Email me links next time. My loser. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on TV doing well. So they call him on the iPad and he's like, hello Madame, is that Dolce and

Gabana you're wearing? I mean, what? It is hard to find good help. Am I right? I can guarantee you Randy's never said, hey, Dolce and Gabana, say Dolce and Gabana you're wearing? Fucking Tim. Hey Randy, do better, okay? Michael's in assisted care, but we still talk all the time. Michael's basically like family, which means he's like an employee, but I just don't pay him very much and instead kind of hint at a decent will payout. Mariah, wouldn't he? I brought you some gun mother. Michael, could you show us how to make Martini's the way that you used to because I would never

replace you, but it because I would never replace you But it's come time to replace you. I've been dealing with many inferior martinis So he walks her through the process of making a martini and She tells us the people say it's so easy to make a martini, but it's not it's extremely difficult It's even harder hunting down a person that can make a martini. Guns are too loud. You have to learn how to use a bow and an arrow. It's a poison tip. Preferably. That reminds me, Whitney has ran to come to yet. No mother. He's still kicking in his sleep like a running dog. Hmm. What a shame. I would have loved for him to attempt to learn this.

Hey, Michael. So with me, taste the martini and he's like, wow, this, this is an exceptional martini Michael. Crisp, exceptionally good. We miss you, Michael. Andrew martinis. Michael's like, yes, can you believe this is the second anniversary of my incident? And they're like, ah, second and, oh, awkward. Second and, that's crazy.

Neither one of you even remembered his second anniversary of having a stroke. You two are terrible. Okay, this guy had a stroke and now is away from you. And you're calling him on the second anniversary of his tragedy to find out how to make his martini So you can get by without him heartless heartless So when you say your incident you mean the time that you had that thing happen that was in no shape Aformed the fault of anyone on this property and you will sign a paper saying that? Oh yes, it happened. Three feet over the property line, ma'am.

I was chasing a bird into the street, trying to remind it who stooped not to poop on, litter on. Well done, Michael. So, Michael, I, uh, there's just probably so much else that we could talk about right now. Well, ask him how he turns off the ring of the iPad. That's something I need to know. I can teach you that mother. Well, you're doing great, Michael. It's good to see you. Now, you get the nudes of that new butler that I sent over.

Send in nudes is all the rage here in Charleston. Right, wait me! Wow, ma'am, that new butler sure can't take a truncing. I had it off to him. I'm glad you're having fun, madam. You too, Michael. Well, I'm not sure I would really call this fuck. Okay, bye, Michael.

Tom's up. I don't have any more quarters to put into the phone. It's really good to see Michael. I'm glad he's doing well and Patricia's crying. Or at least she's raising a paper towel to her face while doing this. I mean, I'm assuming it's crying, but it, of course, lasts like two seconds, and then she's like, okay, there was a way

the paper towel, and goes back to her little buzzing device to electrocute Randy and the trunk. This is where Venita and Leva are going to dinner. They're supposed to be meeting Olivia for dinner, and Olivia's not showing up and then they find out that Olivia's a brother has passed and it just becomes really, really sad. So the rest of the episode is basically Olivia grieving

and then everybody trying to figure out how they can help Olivia and help her through this. Austin has a therapy scene about it. But even with all the shit that I give Austin, he is a human being allegedly and Seeing in seeing this episode, you know, I make fun of like fake tears a lot like people I mean for really crime or just crying on TV as a TV crime But Austin is really really breaking down

over this and like you know relating it to his own sister situation. And it's sad. I even felt for Austin in this episode, which is extremely rare for me. I really don't like to feel things. And I don't only not like to feel things here on this show because we're always trying to like,

make a joke or whatever. I really don't like feeling things in real life. And that's probably something I should talk to a therapist for, but my trust issues run so deep that I don't even trust therapists. What do you think of that? So that's where I'm at. But you know, only time to work through my stuff is going to be a lot longer than until next week's episode. But we will be back next week. Ben will be back from the hospital. He got out of surgery, he's doing really well

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