Watch What Crappens - #2202 RHOBH Part 1: Tit for Tattoo

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

It’s season premiere time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01).  The women gather to mend with a healer named Eagle Woman, and then Kyle and Dorit return to their crumbling marriages.  This is part one of a two part recap.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, joining me as always is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Karam Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, bonons, how are you doing, darling? I'm great, thanks. I'm so excited to talk about the real housewives of Beverly Hills season premiere and wait, is that a new tattoo you have there, Ronnie?

I'm really I'm showing how I am depending on myself this season. Wow. Wow. I mean, last I checked it seemed like you only had two or three tattoos. You not have five. Well, you should look at my body more. There's one thing I've never said to anybody ever. Wow, well, then you should have been looking at my body more. Never, I've never said it. I don't think I will ever say it. Well, no, you have beautiful body.

So everyone, we are so excited. We are so excited because it's Beverly Hills Day. So we've got a brand new season with Kyle's version of Scandival. And it's going to kick off before we jump into it. First, want to make sure you all are coming to Crapy Hour on Monday. This Monday, October 30th, 830 on the East Coast, 530 on the West Coast, it's the day before Halloween, so it's going to be an extra spooky crappy hour. By extra spooky, it means I'll just say it's extra spooky and then that's probably the extent of the spookiness, but we can just all pretend.

I mean, there are a lot of spooky things happening in the world of Bravo. I mean, just this episode we're about to recap is a little spooky. So come join us on Instagram live for that. That's at Watch for Crappens. We just talk about Bravo. We talk about what's going on in the news. We talk about the shows. We talk with you guys. We talk with each other. It's really fun. So come join us for that. And of course, join us on Patreon. This is Notchers Audio. It's also a video. So if you want to get first access to that video, go to patreon.com slash watch or crap and where if you support on the crap is on demand level, you can watch. And of course, there's also a weekly bonus episode.

Lots of good stuff. So, um, but enough about that because this is a big premiere. This is this is bravo is probably highest rated real housewives at the moment or not at the moment, but like just generally speaking and We need to get into it because this is the season of Kyle's mid Kyle crisis. Okay. This is this is where everything goes to shit for her So or maybe not who knows you excited This is epis this is season 13. Welcome to another season Ben. This is our 12th season that we've got. Actually, we've did we recap the first season season We've recapped them all so how's that because this is the beginning of the thirties We didn't do it back then like this where we do it like forever for one episode

We were doing like maybe four bravo shows and one Yes, our episode or something, but yeah, I think we did cover all yeah because this is I think so I think so you know we may have come in on season two of Beverly Hills. It's hard to say I did write recaps for them for TV Gazem back in the day I know I wrote re written recaps for real housewives of Beverly Hills all of them because it was my first for a Into the real housewives recapping universe and I'd seen other housewives of Beverly Hills, all of them, because it was my first foray, and the real housewives recapping universe. And I'd seen other housewives, but this was the first one that I got really super duper

into and like obsessed with talking. I remember watching the premiere. I remember because my friend Derek came over and he had a screener of the premiere. And so we watched it, we popped in, we watched it. On the DVS, the DVD, and it was so exciting. And I remember, I remember first of all loving the premiere, I couldn't believe how much I loved it.

But also, I remember when we first met Kyle, I mean, met Mauricio and we're like, oh my God, look at that hot guy, I cannot believe she's married to this hot guy. And now here we are 13 years later, and everything's falling apart. Oh my gosh. One, we loved Kyle too.

That was that first season, Kyle was so great because she had it out with Camille, who was like the biggest nightmare on housewives of all time. I mean, she was voted people's most hated housewife of all time or something like that. Like everyone hated Camille. She was so obnoxious and Kyle stood up to Camille and everybody loved Kyle.

And it was Kyle's, I think, second season that I started falling downhill a little with Kyle. Also, I remember the first season when Kyle said, I mean, look at everyone's plastic surgery, which, by the way, was insane at that time, because we had seen plastic surgery in the world, and in the world of housewives, certainly, but never to the degree that we did on this show.

I mean, this show we had Taylor Armstrong, we had Adrian Maloof, we had these kind of Beverly Hills face. That's what Beverly Hills really brought to the table. It was crazy face and Kyle made a comment then like wow look at everybody's surgery. I mean come on ladies. Keep it fair I'm not gonna do that and here we are all these years later We're all of us are eating our words because trust me no matter what I've said in the past about plastic surgery or we'll say today I am saving up to get it.

Can't wait to see a gone waddle. Can't wait. Can't wait for a little eyelid to roll up. I just want to say, let's please not erase the plastic surgery contributions of Lynn Curtin to, you know, I think she was also a pioneer during this period of time. So even though she was about 40 miles south of Beverly Hills, let's not forget, let's not forget the true innovators

of plastic surgery on Bravo. Yeah, thanks for normalizing it because you know what, I've gone through so many stages over the years where I'm like, me, never, I would never, I'm all on until now I'm like, I'm like, can you do go find me for, go find me for my waddle? Like, do you waddle, can you do go find me for, go find me for my waddle?

Like, do you waddle me? I wanna go find me for that shit. Well, you know, it might, you never know. So this episode opens up with PK coming out of some, coming around the corner with two different bags of chips, eating alone in the kitchen, and he's wearing a big sweatshirt, and it has the Discord logo on it. I was like, there's no better way to indicate that there's discord

in your family than by wearing a shirt that literally is the logo of Discord. I know. And you're like having questions. Two different kinds. And you're like having gums. Like two different kinds. And you're eating a potato, you know? You're eating something made from a potato, which is so you, it's so PK in a relationship. Like why did you marry this potato? And he's eating his chips right in front of a gigantic bowl of fruit and the bowl of fruit has a pineapple in it,

which is the international symbol for swinging. So a lot of signs, a lot of signs going on here. Yeah, a lot. So Doreet, Doreet now has brown hair, by the way. I mean, talk about Discord. Okay, this is a pop culture Discord. Doreet has a brunette now. And she's like,

Pichy, PK, you're totally out of control. You've got two bags open. I leave you 15 friggin minutes, P-K. Look at me, I'm a brunette now and brunettes don't take this gump. I'll tell you that much. Now remember I told you about Eagle Woman. Am I right? Do you remember this? Eagle Woman? I'd love you to meet Eagle Woman. Surely that can't go wrong. How's she getting getting here babe?

She flying I'm like probably safer than you driving No kidding at least We can probably guarantee that eagle woman can stay in a lane. Okay, even in the sky She can fly straight earth and your ass can drive you drunk potato So we also see that they have this dog named Winnie. Now, have they always had this dog? I'm, I don't think so. This one actually, why are they allowed to? This one actually made it, made it past, made it got into the house. It was not sent off to, um, to wherever Lucy, Lucy went to.

to wherever Lucy Lucy went to. No, if you have a dog that you ended up sneaking off to a kill shelter in Orange County, so you wouldn't get caught in Beverly Hills, and then you blame it on your good friend Shelley Ter, who you trusted, you're not allowed to have another dog. I think they could have, they should have stopped Doree from getting it getting does Winnie. Is there like another dog that lives next door that has a lot of like voice over mon logs planning after this Winnie dog and just like joke hockey play in the background. Cuz I just would love like a Winnie wonder years happening like a little like a doggy wonder yours happening in the recess. Oh, you know, I was an into wonder years years. I was wondering what you were talking about. You're like, what do you put in? It's too early in the recap to beat this off the rails.

I hated that show wonder years. I was like, this is stupid. I don't want to fuck anybody on this show. I mean, granted, I was young enough to be saying that. I was in junior high, right? How old were we when that show came out? I guess I wouldn't have said fuck, but I didn't want to make out with anybody on it.

I was like, sorry, back to facts of life from out here. You're savage. Only Natalie for me. Yes. You're savage. You're Ben Savage. Fred Savage, sorry, Wrong Savage. Anyway, so now we see Eagle Woman arriving and she's a spiritual healer

and she has her apprentice who is blue raven and DeRiche is like, oh, well first she's just Nazi because PK is like, oh hello. Hello there. Welcome to my home So which one of you is Eagle woman and she's like, oh, that's Eagle woman. I'm just fancy. Oh, all right Hello non- Eagle woman. That's a pretty tough fact to follow, isn't it? Couldn't you be like Canary woman or something you don't look like a flying, non-flying loser if the two? So now Doreet is talking to us in her confessional

and her look is like a black dominatrix shirt, but she has a collar that says, shot, does the shot melting, but it's on the, it's like the Chanel is going on a rollercoaster ride across her chest over the colors for the lapels. She is still the tackiest person on Bravo. And that says something because everyone's tacky, like the whole point is you have to wear fake labels and all that shit on the show. But Doree just takes it to this. Oh, it's so tacky and that she's got her big long Chanel

earrings dangling as well. And you know, that's all Canal Street. I'm not buying it for two seconds. It's not even Canal Street. It's even a rip off of Canal Street. It's like Canal Street. Rip off from the rip off street. Yeah.

So Nancy's like, all right, I guess I'll go with Blue Raven then. All right. Good. Try it. You know, try to be a respectful bird. All right. Just be a respectful bird called Nancy know try to it just be a respectful bird alright just be a respectful bird called Nancy you can't just be a Nancy a hawk hawk woman something come on I'm even like pk leave the eagle woman alone eagle woman it's me Doree Kimsey do you remember me I'm brunette now

well I was just wondering sir do I call you Eagle or Woman or Eagle Woman? And to read it's like, PK has a habit of putting his foot right down his mouth and not just all, not just down his mouth, jamming it down his throat, which explains why he's always wearing socks that have the pattern of the Pringles logo on it. PK has feet like crisps.

Filled to the gills with sodium and constantly in his mouth, what can I say, Eagle Woman? I'm very sorry for this, but my husband is very old and pretended he was rich when I met him. I was food-weight. So, Miss Eagle, I've had a group of friends, unlike you perhaps, and we had a very, very rough year, and there's a lot of healing that needs to happen. And I would like to help the women talk to about their feelings so we can actually move on. And so, Eagle Woman is like, well, I'm what you call

the doctor of your soul. And my... Oh, fuck off, Eagle Woman. Can I just be the first person to say officially fuck off, Eagle Eagle woman with your doctor of the soul? Get the fuck out of here. I'm not trusting any person in Beverly Hills offering to doctor the soul. I've been to that place. There is no soul. There is no doctor. There is no doctoring of that soul. Cut your crap, Eagle woman. Nancy, clear her. Get her out.

PK is probably like, so does that mean you're a podiatrist? So get it, you see what I'm doing there. P.K. Stop it. Fish monger. You're fish monger there. Oh, you're a veterinarian who specializes in a specific fish. So I mean, Tobaker, is that you?

I use someone who can repair a key of souls, that what you're saying to me. She's like, my job is to make sure we feel safe in our collective consciousness. Oh, double fuck off in this sacred circle. This is not a sacred circle. This is a shitty farmhouse in Encino or modern. You know what I want to do? Take everyone on a vision quest. Get the fuck out of here.

Who hired me? None of us want to see Matthew Modine. Are we talking about the same vision quest? So then she's like, let them start to feel the spirit within them. And in my experience, we are able to express how they're feeling, what they're feeling towards each other. All right, well, I'm a little cynical if you could achieve any of this with this group of ladies. A lot of weird shit goes on with these ladies. Right. PK, do you have to swear in front of these ladies? Is this you woman and her friend Nancy the Blue Raven or whatever her name is? So, uh, Doreet's like, you know, I don't know how people are gonna react to me and fighting them to a spiritual new age healing kind of thing.

But to my surprise, and then we see a clip of Erica gone, all right, I'll fucking bill it. Why the fuck not? She's like, oh, Erica, I see you. So you go, woman's like, she's like, so the way I do it is I work with this talking stick. And although, is there actually a bite taken out of this? PIKE! Sorry babe, thought it was a... Thought it was beef jerky. Listen, it's better down my gulet than being held by one of those monsters.

Alright, no one's gonna... No one's gonna speak with stick in their hands. Alright, they're not gonna wait for that. It's like, PIKE, we're not animals stop stop calling us animals to a woman named evil sorry babe you got me all that salad I just thought there'd be breadsticks and I must have gotten confused what is he doing now I was trying to lick his testicles he saw the dog do it matters new gold now. Picking. No. Sorry, I don't know where that one came from. So then we go to road a drive because let's not forget this is Beverly Hills.

So we've got like Lamborghini's the Gucci store smog. I know. I know. So we see Kyle in her new set piece. Kyle's new thing this season is that she works out massively guys. I don't know if you've seen her on the Instagram or wherever about Kyle works out now and that's her story and she's sticking to it. Well, following in the footsteps of Timor and Teresa, so, so that she's not sad when Kyle has to have like a body build. Hopefully she's not doing the body

building. That's going to come next. So she's face doing the body building, Kyle. That's gonna come next. So she's face timing, sudden, and she's like, in the real world, like what does one wear to a retreat, especially if you've lost like a lot of weight because you're like eating well now and working out a lot, like what do you do? Yeah. I mean, she didn't really have any weight to lose,

but she's like super buff. She's really buff, Her arms are huge. Yeah, she's, she's like really jealous of her. I've never, my arm, yeah, I, it hurt. I was like, no, I'm with the days when people pumped your gas. I was just thinking of that because I got gas the other day and I was literally like, okay, do do do do do do.

I'm out. I think it's very heavy. It's very heavy. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- about what to wear and Sutton's got little eye patches on and she's like, I don't know, but I hope there's not a right course, something like that. And then we see, oh, we don't see clips of ropes course because maybe Sutton hasn't demoed. Yeah, I don't think these ladies have ever done a ropes course. You could almost feel the Bravo flashback person ready to press their flashback button and they're like, wait, this thing's not working. I know.

They should have just flashed back to Orange County. I'm going to die. My thumb. My thumb. So Kyle's like, oh, I mean, are we going to one of those trust things where we fall back into each other's arms? Because I am not doing that. Because there's no one to catch me because I'm so skinny now.

I'll fall through everyone's fingers. Just saying, so Kyle is now they're getting ready to go to this thing. So Kyle's doing laser on her face. And then we see Erica getting glam and her tiny little house. And she's like, well, I look happy. Let's see how long this last. And to read like everyone, like you said, everyone's in glam. And then Doreet's actually doing like a photo shoot with her assistant or

something. And then she face times Kyle. She's like, coil, you look so hot coil and Kyle's like, I do literally, I just got out of the shower. That's crazy. This is so crazy that we're filming right now with me in a towel when my body is the most banging it's ever been. Thank you very much. Coil, please don't show me those.

Your boobs are big of an PK. It's very tricky. Did someoneote, please don't show me those. Your boobs are bigger than PK. It's very triggering. Did someone take a bite out of your towel? So then now we go to Malibu. It's like very selling sunset because they go to Malibu and they put a big font in the middle of the screen. That's like Malibu.

I'm like, okay, never done that before, but sure, why not? It's the only time we'll do it all. Let me get some episode. We get some new Beverly Hills music music too and I think we need to call the old music. I like the old music guy who's like this song is called Kyle picks out a purse to take for the night and it's like Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom I don't like those songs. I don't like this. Hey, hey, baby, let's go. I'm in the line. No, no, back. I need the classic style by really. Yeah. So I agree. No, there's like faux-selling sunset music. So sudden and Garsell are like, are writing together and

songs like, why do I feel sick to my stomach and Garsell's like, hmm, that's how I felt too earlier. Let's see how today unfolds, no predictions, no expectations. Ha ha ha ha. And son, son's like, well, I'm gonna just let that eagle woman. Was that, is it eagle woman? Is that her name, eagle woman? Yeah, she's gonna do the talking. I'm not saying anything.

And Garsell's like, wait a minute, her name is Eagle Woman. Are you kidding me? Her God-given government name is not Eagle Woman. Are you trying to bait me? Because Crystal will see this scene later. And I'm not getting directed to this mess, okay? Yes. It's Eagle Woman. The shut up about it. Crystal had a huge episode. She got to say, yeah. Crystal, God bless her. I think we got to see Chris still being like look I'm so hoodie and that was all she said. Rob literally had more to say than Chris saw this entire episode. I was kept on waiting for it. I was like oh no she's not gonna say anything. It's time for commercial. It's time for a

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Woman goes, look it's a rock. I shall call that rock grandfather of protection. Eagle Woman shut the fuck up. You got them highway robbery ass Eagle woman. How much are they paying Eagle woman? I can do this for you guys. I love how angry. Okay, hand me the fucking talk. I love how angry you are at Eagle woman. Like that's the best part of it all. Because it's such bullshit. I so call this rock grandfather. Get the fuck out of here with your calling rocks, grandfather. Okay. I'll do this shit for half her price. To be fair, she said the rock looks like a grandfather.

She didn't say she was gonna call it grandfather. She just said it really looked like a grandfather, but I think that's a lateral move. Still. Still, it is. It's a rock. That rock is our grandfather. Okay, that's enough. I don't know.

The grandfather's really protect that well. So Kyle tells us, uh, she's like, my relationship has changed with everyone since last year, honestly. I was very hurt by some of the ladies last time I saw them. So I'm nervous about seeing them today. So Kyle is trying to start the season off like she somehow is an outcast, like she is not in the ringleader of every single person who's been bullied off this show. She somehow is like the one who got hurt here. I don't see how that's possible. Literally nothing happened to Kyle. All she did was cry. Nothing happened to Kyle.

All of this stuff with Kathy was stuff you ring-leaded with Rina and Erica and it got out of control and now you're acting like the victim because you're not invited to the Christmas party anymore. Could you please stop? No one is falling for this, right? And you know what? Even as I say this, I know that people are falling for this. And I know that they're all over online being like,

oh my God, poor Kyle, everybody's so mean to Kyle. No, Kyle did this stuff. Really, you had this big come to Jesus with Kathy where you were finally making up and then you tricked her by having Rina come over at the same time and you're gonna really sit there and pretend to be a victim. No, ma'am. And I think maybe the subjects here is that like when everything, you know, aired and when everything came out that the public was still on Kathy's side and Kyle felt like

maybe she felt like she wanted the other women to stand up for her to be like no, Kathy was terrible You people of the public and they didn't and so that because to me that's the only way I see Kyle is being like victimized in Situation which is that the American public was like fuck you Kyle. We're on Kathy side And she should have had that meltdown and good for her for saying it Yeah, I mean, I don't know how the American public felt. I know that that's how we felt for sure. And standing by it, Kyle's the worst. And Kyle has been on this the longest. She's the OG and she does know how it works. And that is if you fuck up, you come back as the ultimate villain. I mean, who has Kyle been the victim of on this show? So many fucking people. So of course,

she's going to open this after running off this Kathy on this show. After having of on this show. So many fucking people. So of course she's going to open this after running off Kathy on this after having Kathy on this show to make her look like an asshole. So Kyle could be top dog just like she did with Kim. Now she's the victim again. Again, again, Kyle the victim again. Now that said, all of this talking with you really did get me riled up about it. But when I started it, I was like, yeah, pork. Really? I was not like that.

I was like, what are you talking about pork? We agree. Those are the episode. I was like, pork aisle. I mean, Mauricio probably did cheat on her. And now she's like having to, you know, like work out too much because Mauricio heard her feelings. Now she doesn't get to go to Kathy's Christmas party.

Oh, you guys being nicer than Connie. It did not work on me whatsoever. To me, I just saw a person going through a midlife crisis. So, well, maybe I'm more, maybe I'm more... I feel like I love that sympathetic of that because I'm like coming up on it. I just keep waiting for it to happen. I know it's coming, but I'm also talking to you, thank God,

because I get to talk to you and I'm like, yes, I mean, it's like you, did you feel it that you stoked the fire? Because you really did. Was it me? To my belly and then, or was it Eagle? You reminded me that Kyle's an asshole. I think you just, I think you just received some of grandfather's protection from Eagle woman.

She's like, Ronnie. Thank God. Thank God for that bitter ass rock. Thank you, Eagle woman. Thank God for that rock that's facing us. And by the way, the rock can't be facing. ass rock. Thank you, people, women. Thank God for that rock that's facing us. And by the way, the rock can't be facing. The rock is facing everywhere, by the way. How do you decide which is the front of the rock?

Okay, now that's philosophy for you, Eagle Woman. Don't tell the rock what its face is. The rock is like, I'm sitting on my toilet. So, Crystal arrives and she's like, and then Garsell and Sutton show up and then Garsell is like, oh, oh, oh, this is not where I thought our first outing would be on top of a mountain. I thought we'd have cocktails at a cool lounge, but here we are at a spiritual treat with D'Ariet. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

I have to remember what I did for my Garsell voice. I missed from doing like a holly jolly like haha that Whoa Hi everybody I just bought a horse And it's a cool congratulations I'm settled with the PK Who is it is it more or less difficult than watching PK get himself onto the sofa? so Is it more or less difficult than watching PK get himself onto the sofa? So really it's like PK finished his flaming hot cheetahs and had blazing saddles. Am I right? So Kyle's like, oh horse, you got a horse in the Netherlands, which by the way look forward to next season.

One Kyle Richards gets a horse. So Sutton is like, well, I'm surprised she didn't hasn't gotten a couple of mini horses with her Vanderpump want to be honestly like she could she could swing on them on her pink swing in her backyard her fo her fo Vanderpump swing and just look at her little tiny horse. Yep. So Sutton's like, and I was telling Garsell the horse can pull a carriage, so take that Vanderpimp wherever you are. And Kyle's like,

oh, you're going to take the horse and carriage down rodeo drive. That's gonna be hilarious. Hold on one second, Mauricio, we need a horse and we need two carriages. Okay, thanks, bye. I'm worried for a certain, because Seton seems like frail.

She has like a little tiny legs. I just don't want Seton being on a horse where she's going to break something. I like Seton. I want to keep Seton around. Seton needs it. She needs that. She needs to have at least a van to Rome type accident, not because I want her pain because Seton needs to tell a story.

No, no, I'm saying she needs it not because she's owed it, but like she, sudden lives to be able to tell a story where she can say, and I was on the horse, and the horse threw me forward, and I was on rodeo drive, bleeding in front of Gucci, and Mr. Dolce was walking down the street, and I was mortified. Like, sudden lives to have those stories. So yes, she needs the horse.

She needs to have her horse accident. Like a safe one, a safe horse accident. This is the safe one. You know what, if, if Sutton has a horse accident, you're canceled. I'm just gonna say that right now. And the future, you don't want this to be 2020. I said a safe one.

You're the same thing, Seth. A safe one where she just sort of like sprains an ankle. A safe horse accident. My god, she's got She's got bones like my pinky. She's got bones like my pinky is really strong. I like it. I'm sending that I've got a strong pinky guys. Okay, I've got a pinky to it pinky betrayed me Point is Ben just put out in the universe, he wants that in debt. So everybody, I just want her to have a good story. That's what I want for son, because she lives for a good drama story.

Like a true producer. Okay, she lives for it. Like a true producer, you're going to like put a splinter in my horse's hoof. I want, I guess a splinter wouldn't hurt. But you know, I want her to be safe and sound. I want the horse to be safe and sound, but I do want her to have a good story Maybe instead of okay, maybe instead of having a horse accident the horse can like bite her hand This segment's over already and um, you're a murderer. So you know what I'm gonna accept it. I will I'll work it out with earth woman

I'm about letting it go Your murderer. Okay, so Erica arrives and she's like, what is this place? Whoa. It's so weird. Which I imagine is how every audience member for her show feels like after about two minutes. Like, what is this place?

Is this even real? What have I done to myself? And why would I do it to myself? Well, guess what? I come to the retreat feeling two things. One, I knew I was vicious at the time. Two, I was it to myself. Well, guess what? I come to the retreat feeling two things. One, I knew I was vicious at the time. Two, I was also protecting myself. It had us to cut for myself.

So I was walking in like a man, I'm out of my friend. It's God bullshit. Fuck this place. And number three, fuck you all. I know. She tries for one second to pretend that she is some sympathetic person. And it's hilarious. She cannot keep it together. So when she says I was vicious at the time

we get a clip of Crystal saying I'm just thinking about the victims and and Erica going I don't get my fuck about anyone and she we're back down Erica walks into the party. She has What a ladder T.P. The fuck you says He won't even tell me your name's eagle woman. I'm not gonna be putting up with that shit I'll tell you that I'm a sympathetic person So then we see a note when she says my friend has gone received Lisa Rene's Resignation note we're see

Subject one more period. I will not be renewing my contract and I will not be coming back to RHOPH. Thank you for eight years. A million exclamation points. All the best. Lisa. Well, talk about writing an email that you were requiring a no no, please Lisa, you can't leave Lisa. We're up in your pay for a new contract. Come back Lisa. They were like, okay, bye.

I just, I want to know about this, this project line, one more period. What was that about? Was there like, I feel like no one says puts a period in the subject line unless they're angry. So there was clearly some angry emails before this, right? Well said external one more, right? So that means it came from out of the office. What does that mean external I forgot. I was taking it as the screener, like maybe she got a screener and they were like,

oh, that's not the final one yet. And then they're like, here's the final one. And they were like, okay, wait, one more screener, one more version of the show. And then she was like, we're flying all to the screener. And like some, you know, some personal assistant somewhere, Bravo guy, you know, or in my case, one more pringles, please. So we go to Kyle is talking to talking to Erica and she's like, Oh my God, Erica, you're like the incredible shrinking woman. And Erica's like, no, I am, I'm on hormones. And so then to read this like,

hormones, oh, it's hormones spelled O Z E N P I C. What did they? O-Z-E-M-P-I-C-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- on Instagram, but I think this is the first time it's made it onto a housewife show, right? Yeah. It's a little bit more than a showroom. Yeah. And it's actually full on shaming some. And it's also like so weird that this is the shortcut on Beverly Hills that they are gonna shame each other for when they've all taken shortcuts to having beauty and they've all like done things to their faces.

They're taking shortcut therapy right now. I mean, everything they do is just like fakery or like whatever they can do right now to have like fountain of youth or whatever. But this is the thing that suddenly they're gonna be like all mad at. So chances are there probably there's probably some jealousy going on there. I know they're all on like their 20th face and they're like, oh, someone's taken to Zempic. Listen, I've said this a million times. If you are not taking ozempek, somebody else you know is taking ozempek, and you may criticize it now,

but in the future, you're just gonna look like a hypocritical asshole because they're gonna start putting it in our drinking water, probably at some point. I mean, Jesus Christ, if there's something that makes you less hungry for a Frito, do it. I say, more fucking power to you. But yeah, here comes the ozempic shaming. Also, I think it's funny that Doreet is giving

Erica shit about the ozempic, but not Kyle. Cause Kyle has also been accused of doing the ozempic stuff and has been very pissed off about it. Like Jeff Lewis went on, watch what happens live. And they said, what do you think about what's going on with Kyle? And he said, well, I wish she would have told me that she was, let's be addicted to a Zempick. Or whatever, she got all pissed at him. Let's be addicted.

Yeah, we're entering our ozempics, ozempics, shaming era. But then everyone in Brawvas could be on it soon enough. So, you know, so the producer asks Erica, oh, they already are. Yeah, they are. so the producer asks Erica. Oh, they already are. Yeah, they are. Yeah, producer asks Erica like, are you on a Zampic? Or like, like, well, she's like,

the people think I'm on a Zampic? Really? I mean, I don't even play a sport. He's like, no, not the Olympics, a Zampic. And is it a Zampic or a wagovie? Like, are you on that? She's, no, I'm not. But I'm on some really good hormones.

Hormones called a Zampic. And then she goes and they should be too. So Doreet's like, oh, it is a woman coming to lead the ceremony. And Garso does now what's her name? Eagle woman. So Eagle and Raven are walking and they're singing and they're going breathe Just breathe. I'm like, are they singing Faith Hill? Did they come? Do they come here to sing Faith Hill? Don't you these people are foolish it car cells like love this song can I ask a question? Were you given that name as a baby?

So they all are walking in a circle under the teepee and then the women all sit and then Erica. As Erica tries to sit on a drum, which is hilarious. And the Eagle woman's like, hello ladies, is an honor to meet each and every one of you. Well, maybe some of you. My name is Eagle Woman. You met Blue Raven. She's my apprentice. You can call her Nancy too. My right hand, she's my right hand because I'm left-handed.

She's a very literal right-hand. I refuse to use that expression metaphorically. I'm literally using her as my right hand. It's, we call her Blue Raven because once we were at red lobster and she choked on a lobster roll and we called her blue Nancy. But since she lived, we really liked the blue part. So decided to burn to it. And that's Matt's in my right. Welcome to the tree, Matt. We used to call her blue ball, if you

know what I mean. But you just have to lock the freezers and napstick him around. So I'm saying. Yeah, old blue Nance is my right hand because I'm left-handed. So such a literal. She's my scrolling hand. She's definitely my phone scrolling hand. And I'm the hand that lifts the she's the.

I'm the hand that rocks the cradle and instantly Lee Raven does sleep in a cradle. We're very literal with our metaphors. We only keep her in a cradle because she talks a lot. So just the way the cookie crumble walking into the kitchen, I'm getting a midnight snack. Just the way the cookie crumbles, which is how she cleans her hair.

She just crumbles a cookie right over, right over. My right blue nants. Am I right? Now guys, the teaching of the eagle is about being able to see everything from a higher perception. Oh, that's good, because I'm high as fuck! No, high like an eagle is high.

Eagle, smoke, wait, sway me? Yes, I have moved on from Faith Hill to Steve Miller band, so we're gonna fly like an eagle. Let me tell you something, I love easy listening ladies. Earth, wind and fire. Wait, listening ladies here it's wind and fire What are the earth wind and fire sing September? Okay, you go ahead, please This pretend I didn't say that edit that edit that Anyway As we all know

we are saving all our love for you and We are saving all our love for you and Guys like the eagle I Wanted to ask with somebody The eagle flies closest to the sun and then you know what it does it travels behind the sun To meet with a creator and then it brings back wisdom So forget what you know and remember what you forgot. Lady, don't tell this cast to fly close to us. Keep those. You're about to see some some rest of them leaking out of ears.

Hold on, I just got a text message from the eagle. The eagle's back from it's trip and it says, why the hell's the creator guy lived behind the sun? That is fucking hot over there. Can we maybe suggest that he moves to like a cooler place? Okay, see you later at coffee. Wow. He's talking shit. He's so, um, a certain is like, I love meditation. Mm-hmm, eager woman, do it.

Fly on down, fly on down, eager woman. So to read Psycho, right, well I'd like to say, we've all had a rough year. I've had double the rough year because I had a rough year as a long, and now I'm having a rough year as a brette, to my right ladies. Yeah, and she's like, so to read once, I move through some issues and heal and put them behind her, which is, well, I feel very hurt by you, Erica. Obviously, I'm sure you know why, but if you're not sure, we've got Flashback Lady ready on the ones and twos, hit it! So, now we have pearls like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Four months earlier at BravoCon. Hey, Erica Jane, what Bravo relationship is the next head to Splits Veil? Now we see Erica walk down the stage because I think it's the right and the right guy. And she flips her hair and walks back so Doreet's like to see you behave like that. It's deeply deeply helpful. I was like gee. It's out of friend Gee, why would you say that?

Erika Erika, what did you sit to me? It was a little bit bully. It was a little bit bully it was a little bit bully A little bit bully so Eric is like um will I didn't want to answer that question and I asked not to And we see form then we see like rewind the tape a little bit earlier and when she's asked is she's like oh I don't want to answer this question I'm like you still stood up there and they said what rather Liberty relationship and you could have chosen literally anyone I don't wanna answer this question. Oh mean, Erica's a mess, you know? And I'd love that Erica is so much just like a boulder. Like she just keeps going downhill.

There's nothing that's gonna stop it at this point. And it's just wonderful. Erica's become like a slow motion crash. It's just beautiful. That explains why her boulder has grandfather energy. Because that's what she married. I'm marrying that fucking boulder. Hey, boulder, you know, it's a whole city in Colorado. Here you go. Grandfather protection, but do you got a grandfather erection? I'm hopping on it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And Eric was like, well, there he is. I'm a showbomb. I walked right there to the edge of that stage,

and I gave those people what they were. Scores! Stand up, going to center stage, delivering the line, and then flipping your hair, coming back and feeling very good about herself. That's not a showman. That's a wreath for it. Wreath for it.

It's a... Oh, uh It's been kind of a whist. I like that she came back like I'm going for Erica. Yeah, but they'll be friends in like two episodes. Let's be honest. This is what always happens. We always have a glimmer that people are gonna go in. Can I have no hope? Nope, you went against Eagle Woman. So therefore you get no hope.

I'm fucking mean. Ha ha ha ha. Sorry. And by the way, it's not her name or like the Native American nness of it because I don't know if she is or not, but I'm assuming that that's what's going on. It's not that. It's just that it's Beverly Hills and it's just like this hokey person being like, okay,

give me five dollars. Let's rent a dollar. I'm going to clear your energy with the fucking talking stick. Yeah. So to read is, she's like, well, you know, it's funny, Erica, is that I thought you were going to lead with an apology rather than saying that you're a showman and all that bullshit. And Eric was like, well, it's not a defense, it's just an exploration of how it went down. And it was a shady question, and I gave a shady answer, because the rate is your marriage

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but we'll hold on one second. No, just take out, never mind. And Doreet's like, my marriage is completely the opposite of P.K.'s means. Never mind. And it's like my marriage is completely the opposite of PK's knees. Very strong. Very strong. And Erica's like, right. So then what's up with that?

Something like that. It should matter. Oh, Erica, did you rip off? Did you help Tom? Did you have knowledge of Tom ripping off a bunch of widows and orphans and then spending all that money and refusing to give back a million dollars on it? No. Then why are you offended the people? Gosh.

Why? Yeah, exactly. And by the way, that's such a bullshit way of, I mean, of, of, of, that's a bullshit logic. Like, oh, well, if everything's fine, you shouldn't be upset. Like, first of all, everyone has to write to be upset about whatever they want. And Erica is the one who loses her mind over the simplest shit all the time, despite pretending that I don't give a fuck.

Like, she has a whole song, I don't give a fuck. And this is literally what she does. She loses her mind. Teddy, frickin' Teddy, I almost had Teddy, Huxable, but Teddy, Teddy Ruckspin, Teddy, Malon Camp, so you lie. And then Eric, and Eric was like, don't you have a sandwich, I'm a lion,

don't you eat a sandwich, I'm a lion, I'm a little bit alive, I'm a little bit alive, I'm a little bit alive, I'm a little bit alive, I'm a little bit alive. Or where my own lean's like, so how's your son's like, don't you talk about my son? You don't know what I go through with that. I'm having it like, sorry. Oh, oh, beast.

So, I'm Dorit's like, Erica. Erica, you know, I'm going through a very challenging year, and you're hurting, and so you lash out, and you're mean-spirited, sort of like when I tell PK, I've replaced the Fritos with Vigy crisps. He does not like that. Listen, the last two years of my life have been very complicated, but listen, we all heard each other's feelings in this group, right? All right, it's a wash.

Let's go, I'm forgiven. YAY BAY! Thank you, Drone. You've been a great chair, stupid. for giving. Bye bye. Thank you, Drone. You've been a great chast. So then we see, um, so then we see clips of Erica saying that they all heard each other's feelings and what her her feelings was, Sutton questioning her about the LA Times article, which is bullshit. I mean, come on, that article came out. Of course, they're going to ask you about that. They weren't being mean to you.

And then 2021, her saying, well, you told me about it. And then in 2022, being asked what $750,000 earrings even look like. And why wouldn't you just pay that to the victims? I mean, have a hard Erica. Yeah. Sarah, cuz like... Well, I was getting it from all sides, and I just needed a moment to catch my breath with this group,

as your friend I'd like to apologize if I was rough, if I was vicious, and I've never felt so low, never so unheard, and I love you all, and I'm very, very, so... And then of course Kyle does the performative hugs. Kyle jumps up from this circle. Oh, Christ. The cows turn to cry. Right, crying, guys.

Jump's up, goes across the circle, hugs Erica. Like this big showy, like, I'm the good friend. Look at me, hugging. I am here, I am showing up. And like, okay, class of Kyle. Little do we realize she's actually just laying the groundwork for her grievances in a few minutes. Yeah, so of course. So, um, also, I like that Erica got in her apology. I've never felt so unheard. I think, okay, can you just make it through an apology without making it about how hurt you've been?

I've listened to your songs and I think maybe Unheard is the best version of you. So, um, so Garst, it's like, that's my advice to anybody. Leave it Unheard. Okay. Garst, I was like, well, it's interesting to see a Verica can be emotional and vulnerable, but do I trust it? I don't know.

But she's gonna give her a chance. So, Eagle will men's like, okay everyone, let's take a deep breath and have some moving. Okay everyone, appreciate that grandfather protection. Okay, and next is gonna be, can I go next? Can I go next? So it's like Kyle, Kyle's like, of course Kyle sees Erica having a big moment. So Kyle's ready to have her big moment,

make it about her. You know, she's time for the upstage. So, she's like, obviously, we've never had issues before. Like, you know, like we talked about the stuff with Kathy and I know that that strain all of our relationships, you know, it was really hard. Like it was basically like a brick to the face while filming Halloween, which I was in two times.

So, that was really good. You know, it's hard to, I felt things more as a movie star this year. So, I just, I was in two times, so that was really good. You know, it's hard to, I felt things more as a movie star this year. So, I just, I was upset and like, so emotional, and I felt like I looked up at the reunion, and I wanted someone to come up to me or something, sort of like, I don't know, I guess the way I just went up to Erica, you saw how I did that, that's just like me and my personality, because I just care about friends, but I guess maybe you guys don't care about me, because I was literally sitting there, and no one even looked at me or tried to hug me.

And I felt like I was drifting out to sea. Because it wasn't about you. It was about them accusing Kathy of saying all of this stuff and you not standing up for Kathy. How was it you? It was everybody coming for Kathy. They weren't even coming for Kyle, were they? Kyle just kept sobbing because...

Why would she... Because she's like... She's not the reason why I was... Because the more you guys go after Kathy and the more Kathy you say this, the one who winds up getting hurt the most is me. Ehh! Oh, of course.

Not the one they just accused of saying racially and homophobic charged and homosexual charged, not someone that meant. But you know what I mean? Like they accused of being all of this stuff. So anyway, and by the way, I don't know what Kathy said or did not say. I believe a lot of the stuff Rinna said, just to rehash last year, I do believe that Kathy, that Rinna got Kathy in the cab and Kathy went off. Like, fuck yeah, I've given Kyle everything. Oh, I'm ruined her life. Yeah.

And I also believe this part, I love the clip because we see the reunion, Andy. So. Okay. Here is Lisa Rina. Here are some of the things you claim that Kathy said to you, Doreen is a stupid useless idiot. Crystal and Sudden are pieces of shit useless idiots and should be fired.

Can't believe I have to be around these fucking peoms. They need to go away. I will destroy Colin or family if it's the last thing I do. Kathy, do you remember saying that and Kathy's like, oh, no, all that? No, I'm pretty sure it wasn't me. Do you remember saying that and Kathy's like oh no all that no Sure wasn't me It's so hilarious

Just hearing it all again. It's like music so good. Dorena is a useless stupid idiot. No, don't think I said that So Kyle says so they're showing what now Kyle starts talking to us and while she's talking to us, they show photos of sudden, and like, sudden went to like, Kathy's Christmas party or something, and Kyle's like, you know, I did expect more from Doreet and Sutton, and like, I was very hurt by that, and Sutton's a very social person. I get it.

You want to be friends with Kathy. Do I think it's because she has a lot of parties? I do. Yeah. You want to go to Kathy Elens parties with all the people there. I'm like, let's just like cut to you just full on writing piggyback on

Chris Kardashian shoulders at the next party over there. Okay. Kyle is the first one to jump onto a friendship because of the parties that have ford her. Yeah, why don't you invite Jamie Lee Curtis over again or follow around a country star until she's friends with you and photographed with you in public and put you in her music video. Kyle, how about you mention for the fifth time that you and Paracelden are twins? Okay, like when it comes to go to tales,

you might as well be the menswear house because you're selling a lot of it. So Garce sells like, well, I felt few. Garce, thank you. Thank you, Garce, thank you. Actress to actress, thank you. But also, but also, I was like, well, I felt for you. I was like, thank you. Thank you, Garza. Thank you. Actress to actress. Thank you. But also, I was confused by you because I thought, well,

you're not going to the people who are coming for your family, which is her basically saying, why are you on a Rina side? Rina was the one doing it. And you never had a problem with Rina or Erica. It was everybody else. So the guy was like, why is Garsell not getting that my sister created all this by calling for my family and for me?

What? Coming from. For. Yeah, my sister created this, so I still should be the one that they're apologizing to. So wait, you're mad at everybody else for creating all this stuff with Kathy, but now you're mad at Kathy for creating all of this. Yeah. You pick a lane, Kyle.

There's a time when you just have to say enough, I'm not a punching bag. I am a two-time, bin-in-holoween movie action star, and I didn't feel like defending someone who's hurt me repeatedly, so I kept my mouth shut. And she tells us she's had so many incidents where her sister has called her and lost her temper at her

And then we see the clip of Kathy saying it's hard to get you on the phone I feel like a post and And Krauss like you just call me to rant and then Kyle says whenever the phone rings she gets sheer panic Because Kathy is terrible. Could they have please inserted in a montage of Kyle screaming at Cam Richards over the years? Because I think this is just a family issue that they have. Like Kyle's acting like she's an innocent, little delicate flower when she has terrorized

Cam Richards a million times. And as Kim has done to Kyle. Yeah, there are like three sisters going at it. And Kyle brings them on TV to you know victimize herself Every time so then eagle woman is like hmm. There's a lot of hurt a lot of pain and Yes, actually I'm gonna take up my AirPods because I was listening to Erica's songs Please please no one do that to yourself grandfather rock Please don't

Search Eric and Jane on Apple music whatever you do question though Do you know how it's possible to get on the invite list to Kathy's parties just wondering grandfather rock is asking So Erica's like listen we can't be heard by people we don't love. That's my bandaid, everyone. And Sun's like, well, what I'm, oh, wait, I'm sorry. That is such bullshit. You can't be hurt by somebody you don't love.

That's just verifiably untrue. That is just like this. Otherwise, there wouldn't be international like a, what about getting mugged? You know what I mean? Only your mom can mug you? I gotta hear with that. It's stupid Pat. Let's not talk about Nancy's former life as a mucker.

So, we saved her. So, Sutton, she was orange Nancy for a while. So, Erica's like, yeah, we can't be hard about people without love. And Sutton says, what I'm hearing hearing is we all have a lot of regrets that none of us have a horse but certain does way I'd like to see us all trying to be better friends. Okay, and I'll do it as I gallop past you on my horse, which I just bought in the Netherlands. Eagleman's like, would you all mind if we move?

I want to get you closer. So they have a group hug and sons like hell, have frozen over or at least Beverly Hills has it is fucking cold up here. So and then we got to crystal and she says nothing. So they just so they just get to close up of crystal space, like a big city in Grimm and we're out. So then Beverly Hills shots, Louis Vesace, so sudden. So sudden is in her

store called, and she's with Avi, her gay, and I said, okay, we're working, working, doing things, doing things, spring order, cash, me, and then we have a few horse issues that we need to get through, most likely, or sorry, mostly that I have one and you don't. So just put posters in the neighborhood, set me as a horse. Obviously, it's visibly disgusted by this horse purchase. And so I go, it's my money. I can do whatever I like. I happen to be half-texting. I group riding, striking oil, doing things like that.

And I wanted to ride again. And some people would say, just lease Horse, but I'm not normal. And Santa spoke to me with his eyes on the internet. He was on only horses. Great sight. Loved it. And she tells, uh, obviously it's on my amings. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. He's like, oh, good. So then here comes. John, John, I'm sure that's some time. Jennifer Tilly bullies over Broadway's own. Jennifer Tilly. Now, if I ever seen Jennifer Tilly in anything else that has been remotely good, no lies. God, that was hurt. That performance was so good that I will forgive anything that comes

after. Yes. A, first of all, yes. That performance was amazing, and I will always love Jennifer Tilly for it, but she was very good in the movie Bound, which was the Wachowski's before the Matrix, and it was also with Gina Gershon. So, I mean, I'm about moving with Stupid. I loved it.

I loved it. How dare you say such negative things to a Jennifer Tilly-Degression? Oh my god, it a genopartially digression? I'm sure it has aged poorly. Now it's probably like all like, eh, that's beans, but at the time I really enjoyed it. I watched it with my mom, which is also kind of funny. It's not a movie watching your mom necessarily. That is definitely not a watching with your mom kind of a movie. What the hell?

No. Weird things happen. So Jennifer is like, hi, I haven't seen you since you moved from Paris. I don't know how to Jennifer Tilly's voice. How's she talk? She's like, how pitch, she's like, hot job, job. It's okay to see you. So Sun's like, well, you look pretty. Thanks. It's my job. And she's like, well, we've got lunch. I just put out all this food is decoration. She has like all this like cheese and grapes and dips and everything. And she's like, it's just decoration. We got California chicken cafe over in the back. So Jennifer is telling Abby, oh my heaven senior since Paris, oh my God, that was so crazy. And we find out a little bit about the relationships.

So Jennifer Tilly is my best friend for 10 years. We just traveled so well together. We'd love to go to fashion shows all over the world. One time we were on a plane and I couldn't hear anything. And I said, what is that horse? Is that a bite? Bite, man. And it turns out, it's because I put her salt to the caramels in my ears,

because I breached over for some headphones, and it turns out she hinted me some caramels, and they were in my ear. We couldn't get them out. We didn't get them out. I see Adam, which is weird, but that's what we do. We're wacky. I was like, so you're drugs. It's basically your Tommy. You both, you, you, you, you, Sarah, the fucking

Benzos. Come on. I just realized the, the one downside of Jamie Lee Curtis winning the Oscar this year is that now she can one up Sutton by how, you know, before it was like, oh, you have a like, you know, before it like, she could say, I'm best friends with Jamie Lee Curtis, who's on Oscar nominee. But then, something could be like, well, I'm friends with Jennifer Tilly who's an Oscar nominee. But now Kyle has the upper hand. And it's very sad because now she can say, I'm friends with an Oscar winner. So we're going to need Jennifer Tilly to have a great role coming up sometime soon. I'm pretty sure Chuck is going to get you there. Get your red across that line.

I'm going to face in a lot of things. But I do have faith in that. Hey, everyone. So this is a two part recap. So we're going to pause this right here because it's going long. Thanks for listening. We appreciate you so much and keep an eye and an ear out for part two coming up

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