Watch What Crappens - 2214: RHOBH Part 1: Et Tattoo, Brute?

Episode Date: November 4, 2023

Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02).  We’re talking about Dorit’s latest theft tale and Kyle’s tattoo instigation.  Plus, the latest Page Six mess that we’ve found ourselves in the middle of.  This is part 1 of a two part ep!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I don't know what he's up to. I know he's somewhere in the mix, but luckily we have someone that we love having on the show. She is so funny. And it's been way, mix, but luckily we have someone that we love having on the show. She is so funny and it's been way, way, way overdue. It's been way too long since she's been on here. The lovely and wonderful race on a high ray. How are you? Hi, man.

Thank you for having me. I'm triggered by you saying that Ronnie's at BravoCon because I wanted to be there. Well guess what? But the writer strike affected your girls' funds. So we didn't make it over. Listen, you know what, we're gonna have CrappensCon right now, party of two. Romana can say racist shit over here, okay? This is where all the problematic outcasts of Bravo come over here. I have to tell you, by the way, crazy shit has happened since Ron and I last recorded, okay? It's not nice. There was so much stuff. But like stuff that's like, okay, that like Ron and I are a part of. So I don't know what?

Listen to this. Listen to this. Okay, so this vanity fair article comes out. By the way, I should say everyone, this is a video too. So if you wanna watch along, go to patreon.com slash watcher crapens, Ray looks gorgeous. So just come just check it out. I was in a competition, but I did beat my face.

You did. So I like people, if you took that effort, then people should come see it. So you heard about this vanity fair article that came out really in the week, right? And I did think, can I be honest though, a little bit though? I was expecting more explosiveness to be honest. Yeah, exactly.

As was I, I felt like we talked about this when we did our IG live really in the week. I thought like if you're gonna say oh my god. It is a Bravo expose We're pulling the lid off of this thing. We are going It was only it was Leah and Bethany it was mainly Lee and Bethany and then by the way Ramona's a racist and like I don't like Like we didn't know that. And it's like,

of course, none of that's good. I don't condone it, of course, but I'm, but I'm, we knew this. I think part of watching Roni, at least for, what, six years, you just kind of swallowed that this was a deeply racist person, but she was nuts that it was fascinating. Like, I, like, I don't know. I don't know how people, and I'm sorry I cut you off. Oh, no, please. But like, I don't know what people are expecting from these women that we watch on this show. Like, obviously, there are things that are like, egregious. Now, Ramona was, uh, racially harassing her producers and stuff like the story told us

and has, and Ebony story told us and has and Ebony has told us in the past. Sure, Bradwell, you need to do something about this. But like am I surprised that like a 60 something wealthy woman who lives on the upriside, who's out of top supporter, who is out of touch with reality, 90% of the time, maybe racist and thinks that she can clear up a message to a reporter by saying, I don't say no to anyone, like she's crazy.

I just don't understand why so many, I understand why Bravo removed her. She's bad PR actually. I just don't understand why the audience expected better. Yeah, I actually, and I don't think actually a lot of the audience is really surprised. So one thing that Ron and I, and I'm not going to speak for Ronny, but I'll speak for myself, was like, the article to me was kind of bullshit. Not bullshit. It was just stupid because you're trying to take down all of Bravo and you're trying to make these damning claims

about the real housewives when your primary sources are just two women from the same franchise and then a terrible story about a baddy racist lady who we all kind of suspect and kind of know already. So you're like, what sort of expose is this? This is just like Bethany's crusade and like you got the press release from Bethany and you followed up on it and someone wrote a comment that was really good saying like you're here trying to write an article about the exploitation that Bravo has of its stars and you don't even bring up Kim Richards and it's like that just shows how that's a

good so like that like that just they don't even mention Russell Armstrong. And so like it just shows how... They don't even mention all the terrible things that have happened. And it's not like I'm like, ha ha ha, it's not coming from place of condoning it. It just shows how the article lacked like a real sense of like journalism.

It didn't have any depth to it beyond what was on Real Housewives of New York. It was like a New York House that take down, but New York already took itself down. But it was also such a New York publication, you know? True, but it just, to me, it felt like sloppy journalism. And I feel like the general vibe amongst Bravo viewers was like a big shrug.

Like we've been watching Real Housewives for almost 20 years. Like if the big takeaway is that they drink a lot, that adult's drink and that Ramona's racist, we're all kind of like, we give it a shrug. So, that was Monday, when Monday or Tuesday when this landed. So, where am I? Oh, the first thing now, more than that.

I'm gonna be controversial for the second, and two more things. We love it. But what? Leah, like, I know that your job needs to be responsible about your addiction, right? But at the same time too, you admit at the top of the article that you relapsed before filming started, like, what were we supposed to do about that? What was production supposed? And you were lying about relapsed before filming started, like what were we supposed to do about that? What was production supposed?

And you were lying about relapsing as well. And also, I kind of do think that these shows are about like what I kind of want to say here and watch to some degree, even though it's funny, she's throwing children. What do you mean? But what does it mean to relapse? Yeah, what does it mean to relapse?

What does it mean to be you? What does it mean? Like, obviously, it's exploitative. If they put you in dangerous situations and they allow you to spiral without any correction. So like I do understand that part of it. But girl, they didn't cause you to relapse. You admit, all frip in the article, that your relapse was your own. And so it just seemed like not that you have to be a perfect victim quote unquote, but it just like,

if you want to make a case, you got to make a good case. And I just don't think that starting off with, I relapse, also I was lying about having relapsed, is a great way to make the case that these people exploited you. Exactly. But two. Two.

Two. I don't see how Ebony K Williams is vindicated. And I know that I'm Ebony's biggest hater, but like honest. What do you mean? We knew Ramona was racist. You didn't tell me nothing different. That only your season wasn't bad.

I don't mean nothing different. I don't mean you're seizing one of them bad. Yeah. I don't mean you didn't suck. We're gonna suck, so you suck. Right. I'm just kind of like, what is this like redemption? Ebony is getting online really quickly. Like, no. Well, I think that, well, Ebony gets some redemption for basically in the same article where Beth anything she's leading her crusade, like she's friend, dresser with the actors.

You have Ebony is being like, no, Bethany doesn't speak for me. I'm not gonna let that white lady speak for me. And that was hilarious. That was Bethany's funniest thing that she ever wrote. I guess the funniest thing, exactly. The funniest thing. That's the only time anybody's enjoyed her. Give me a break.

So, give me a break. So anyway, this is, so the point is actually not to rehash Nestle the article, but this is what's been crazy as we're in the middle of BravoCon. So yesterday, let me tell you what happened. I'm sitting there at the barber shop and my friend. I look nice. Thank you. You're a handsome guy.

You've always been. Thank you. I try my best. You can't get me in a fine. It's stupid. But, um, so our friend David, you know, remember David, um, he, message and said, by the way, congrats on your mention on page six.

I was like, what is he talking about? Okay. So, I, so earlier than this week, because of this article, it's kind of landed with the Doug with Bravo viewers. It was just like stupid to us. So I made a little meme. I made a video. You remember that famous video,

that internet video of the reporter in the canoe who's like, oh my god, there's flooding. And as she's like on this canoe, two people walk by in the water and it's like, ankle high. I don't know. I don't know this. It's like a very famous meme of like,

she's like, oh my god, tragedy, and then people walk by and it's fine. So I make like a little, I make a little video. Okay, she's like, oh my God, tragedy, and then people walk by and it's fine. So I make like a little, I make a little video. Okay, that's great. It's funny and I just, and I, with the reporter, I put down vanity fair, and then when the people walk by, I say bravo viewers, because it's like vanity fair, it's like, oh my God, there's this show,

and people are drinking, and we're just like, whatever, this is old news, this is not, this is nothing to us, walking on on by so it's this funny meme I think it's funny and it does well does well So Andy Cohen response to it What are you saying he wrote an emoji that was like a laughing emoji like ha ha ha ha You know because it's funny like we're all like who cares?

So page six writes an article yesterday saying Andy Cohen subtly responds to allegations of racism and exploitation in the workplace and they're like on the watchroker crap in social media. Andy go and wrote like a laugh emoji. So I'm like cracking up that the stupid video I made in bed at 1am now has a page six article that is surrounding it because Andy Cohen wrote an emoji. So then, Bethany Frankel, oh, thank God. Bethany Frankel goes on to her podcast

and she starts saying, oh my God, I can't believe it. So like this podcast I guess called Watch Recrap what happens and like I guess bitch bitch well because remember when she was like I never watch Fandopump rules so she's like this podcast and Andy Cohen they do a mean they do a mean that's like basically saying like laughing at it's like it's like racism they like don't care and then Andy Cohen laughs at it like you're're just laughing. People don't care about racism. What the fuck are we talking about here? So she is. So she and she puts on her social media. As does Leah, they both put up a screen grab of the video and Andy Cohen and the screen basically says like, oh, really laughing about racism. Real cool. Is that what

we're doing now and drug use or something? And it's like the meme is not about racism. The meme is about how this article thought it was going to shake our world and it didn't. So then page six runs an article about Bethany Frankel taking Andy Cohen to task about the video. And then there's another article today about Leah McSweeney reacting to Andy Cohen, reacting to the video. Wait, so how many impressions did these articles get? Like, how many new followers do you have? How many? The followers are going nicely. And actually, and you know, it's great. You

know, usually when this happens, you think there'd be like a lot of comments of people who are going to be like Bethany, and it's like, everyone gets it. And everyone's like Bethany, don't even, like you're trying to make a thing, okay? And like our meme is not about laughing at racism and thinking racism is funny. Our meme is laughing at Bethany Frankel's attempt to scandalize us with this vanity fair article and it failed.

And Bethany, to that I say thank you, thank you for getting us on page six. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So I think that's first of all I think it's so wack in part because I think it's so wack for two wealthy white women in New York to try to like weaponize racism because their personal stories were not taken seriously. Right for their reasons is with the idea. It's not like Leah specifically spoke out about Ramona.

That's what I was gonna say. Bethany, you've been filming with Ramona for basically 15 years. I guarantee you've seen way more things than the PAs on the set did, than Ebony K Williams. You probably saw way more and where are you coming out and saying things. So now you're angry at Andy Cohen,

Bethany, I'm gonna need you to start speaking up because I know for sure you've seen Ramona say lots of racist things. Right. Well, so then here's why I don't think she'll speak up because I think that, okay, listen, there's a contract I have to make as a black viewer of these shows,

particularly a black woman who is not wealthy, right? When I'm watching, let's say New Jersey or let's say Orange County, I have to know that these women are probably really unsavory when they talk about people like me in private. You think I didn't know that? You think that it confounds me when I hear Ramona is racist or you know. So if I'm not saying I give Ramona Grace, because especially that final season, she was a gregist at that black Shabbat dinner.

I love black Shabbat. But the black Shabbat concept was also a gregist, which is something Ebony doesn't get held accountable for. But please don't let me turn this into a rant against Ebony because I don't want to turn your show back. We are by the way, you're to talk of a real house was Beverly Hills. That's the shocking part.

Like, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is stuff. We'll get to it, I promise. But there is, which isn't to say excuse all behavior, because I agree with the decision to get rid of a say, Kelly Dodd, because there is a certain amount of like too far, right? But or, or Kelly Dodd because there is a certain amount of like too far right but or or Kelly Dodd is one of the few black cast members on Orange County. I know what was it three percent but like beyond the like egregious outrageous active in the present type stuff that we see and have to engage with

and visibly are affronted with. Like, I am not confused that women of a certain socioeconomic class and certain demographics behave poorly in certain ways. I understand that. I also don't get the sense that they're being glorified for those things. I mean, we can, you know, talk back and forth about who Bravo chooses to give a platform and how increasing their wealth, you know, feels like encouragement. That's a valid conversation. But to act like we're all going to be shocked to find out that a senior

citizen from the Upper East Side of Manhattan has said bad things about black people, it's crazy to me. And I love how convenient it is because didn't we watch Lee a bag remonna to be her mom for a season? Didn't we watch Bethany bag for a remonna to treat her nicely? Which isn't to say that like their claims of racism are invalid But it's like you are complicit until it's inconvenient for you Leah did ultimate girl strip. She wasn't confused about what happened to her after she filmed two seasons of real housewives and then filmed all the girls

They didn't bring her back and Bethany feels slided by one episode of Watch What Happens Live and lost her shit and like, fine, but like, don't weaponize trauma against me and my people to make a personal vendetta seem more morally important or valid. Absolutely. I mean, I think there's nothing to add to that. There's nothing to add to that. So that was the big controversy this week. And of course I just had to.

I'm laughing all the views you got. I can love it. Give us numbers. Give us numbers. Listen, listen, I am happy to be a leech and to pray. I'm happy to be the lamprey on this controversy and take whatever views and followers I can get and that we as watch rappers can get.

That makes me very happy. And if I can't be a bravo con, at least I can be part of some ridiculous. If you know Miami-Ascans, they're particular reason you ride bravo con or just work ask me why. There's no, there's nothing, there's no, there's no like reason with a capital R.

It was a combination of like, Ryan and I were initially not gonna go because it's like, it's really expensive and, it's expensive. It's expensive and like, honestly, the idea of like going to Vegas and going to a convention for three days and sort of like, it felt like it might kind of be like work a little bit you know it might not.

It's one of those things where kind of part of me was like oh it will be really fun like the fan in me is like this will be so fun but then there's part of me that realistically is thinking this might wind up being more like work than fun but also. Also one topic that you guys should have been invited to be panelists if you asked me. I feel like that would have been really fun Danny's y'all are the most popular bravo Focus podcasts like for me a no brainer. Well, maybe next year maybe next year we can be panelists Obviously, I will oh 100% do that. I mean look at how I'm like throwing myself into like tangentially including myself into a page six thing as if like I'm actually a party of this. But actually also then when Ronnie did decide

like two weeks ago he just, he changed his mind inside, he wants it to go, but by then my boyfriend's parents are actually in town. So I'm like, I kind of feel shitty being like, and I am going to hang out with a bunch of depraved people who may or may not be a racist. And then not the fans, I should say. Not the attendees. And then, but also my had my appendix out two weeks ago. And oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, it's okay. It's fine. But I made you surgery in general, even when you know, like, it's fine. I's kind of to be cut into by a stranger.

Yeah, exactly. And so I kind of feel like it probably is not the smartest thing for me. They go to Vegas and be in my feet all day long. And I'll probably want to drink and forget drunk. Drinks exactly, yeah. I'm just, you know what? Absence makes a Harko Fondre, grow Fondre,

and now maybe more people will be more fond of me. How about that? Well, so it makes you feel better. I went to Brookhan last year and I had a blast, but I won, did drink too much and to spend entirely too much money. And so I also recently had major surgery and I'm also trying to quit drinking. So the fact that they put like the worst addiction I have, which is Bravo, in a town that develops addictions and I swore that it's like, why did you do this to me?

Like, what is this? Having a New York or LA or someplace that wouldn't turn me into a gambling loser, you know. It looks like it's so much fun, although I will say that there's already so much content coming through the social media channels that there's actually so much it's overwhelming for me to take in and so therefore I'm not taking it in and therefore I actually don't really have pho-mo because I'm not really paying attention. I literally just saw footage of Tom Sandeball and James Kennedy doing push-ups on a stage and I thought you know what I'm actually okay being in LA right now Yeah, I don't need that so I will say that I

Have deleted Twitter and my I have I had a burn account obviously, but I deleted my main Twitter and then on my burner account I was accidentally getting bravo stuff and then I just muted bravo con the hashtag and I'm doing fine That's good. Well Roddy will be back next week and I'm excited for all his stories because he's already like run into Various bravo people and we've been texting I can't wait for him to tell everything but for right now We do have an obligation to take there's. There is a show, a riveting, fascinating show. But that's how we tell it, but we are about to talk about this show. Then we spent like 40 minutes trying to talk about anything else. Anything else. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh wow, what a met, what a met episode. You know, Miami premiered also this week

right after Beverly Hills. I'm saving Miami for this weekend. You're gonna love it. Miami deserves better than that Beverly Hills lead in. And also Miami is showing, Miami is showing, like it is showing Beverly Hills up because you watch Beverly Hills, you watch this hour,

which looks like it's filmed from a jar of Vaseline. There's so many filter drama. It's the Barbara Walters filter. There are Barbara Walters ring, Walter's ring, all of them. And then you go to Miami where it's like sharp and beautiful and there's like stuff happening and like Rob Motions and just excitement. It really makes Beverly Hills harder to watch, but not gonna be haters. It's time for commercial. It's time for crap. It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben?

Uh, hands down, the Grinch. BAM! It cracks me up that he hates all the marimons. Right, and he steals everyone's presents. But then it's like so heartwarming at the end when the whole town is still singing and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know, it hits me right in the fields. Best part is, Wondry has a new podcast starring The Grinch, and I think there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know it. It hits me right in the fields. Best part is, Wondry has a new podcast

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I'm for one yes your listeners. Yes for one away. I Think And I wanted this to not be true but I do think Garsell is a flop as a housewife and I think it's time we said it. So yeah I turned off by my Garsell commentary going forward. I apologize in advance but she is such a flop. I don't know she's a flop. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I feel like I'm getting the sense that this is her flop season for me. I don't think that she's overall a flop. I feel like she has, she has moments of being really good. And I'd like,

she's at her best when she is like, like going after Erica or Kyle, when she's like that But I but I sense that she is Very self-aware of those moments and I suspect like I imagine there's a lot of pressure on her And she probably doesn't want to be angry black woman all that stuff But the truth is when she when she does kind of like put some pressure on people She's really really good and I kind of want more of that, you know? But like, she doesn't do it.

She did, like, she's beautiful, right? She's nice to look at. But then her clothes flop, her style flops, her hair flops, right? So then I, I don't even get the fashions to make me feel like, okay, it's worth it and then outside of her like you said conflict with Erica and Rena

Yeah, like who gives a fight? I don't care Yeah, I'm a little her scenes have been a little dull this the season so a little I fast forward and do that With your kids. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. If your teenage son is salty about how you raise them, we all are. That's out being 15 gold. Yeah, exactly. As you're sitting there on the beach steps away from your house. Okay. So this episode we get the for we get the opening line. We get the tag lines for the first time. So we start with Garsell speaking of who said, this is why she's so mean. Peach, excuse me, why is she center diamond, by the way?

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Nothing in the previews have suggested any justification. Maybe Bravo just feels bad, but how everything went down with like Diana Jenkins last season and like the bots and everything. So Garsell's line is, I may act for a living,

but I never fall for a bad performance. Yeah. Ray is giving you the thumbs down on the video. Yeah, thumbs down. It's a little bad. It's a little bad. Then we have Sutton who says, Is she talking about Erica, by the way?

I think maybe. Okay. Maybe. Son says, who needs a knot and shine an armor when you've got your own horse? So. It's so stupid and camp like Sutton. So I'm happy.

Yeah, it's okay. It's all right. Erica, the best part about losing everything is getting it all back. It's a little generic. What you got back, girl? What you got back? What did she get back?

What did she get back? Nothing. She didn't even get the rumor went around that she got the diamond earrings back and she didn't even get them back. She only got the judge saying that she shouldn't have lost them, but she didn't retrieve them back. So what did you get back, Erica? Well, it's not her music career because you have to have that in the first place. So

Dorit says, Dorit says, fashion is my language. And I speak it fluently. Oh, girl, come on. I mean, it's a little late that one. I mean, her accent. Girl, come on. I mean, it's a little late that one. I mean, her accent. Yeah. You know, it's fine. Okay, this one is my favorite just because it's so ill-conceived. Like, this is a real mess.

Oh, my God. This one, like, I'm like, did you think about this one before you said it? Okay, this is Crystal. Mm-hmm. They say wisdom comes with age. I'm sorry, this is, like I can't believe this is a tagline. Okay, they say wisdom comes with age, but I'm proving otherwise. She's trying to say, I've got wisdom, I'm young and I have wisdom, but it sounds like she's getting older and dumber. I'm getting older but I don't have much wisdom. And also she hasn't talked.

It took an episode and a half for her to talk. So what wisdom are you in part in? You just looking, you just looking at stuff is looking wise? Are you looking wise? I literally did a mashup. As long as I'm tuning my own Instagram horns, I did a mashup last week. I took every single scene, every single moment of Crystal last on a season premiere. A time she talked or any time her face was fully on camera.

So like not no back the head stuff. You got 30 seconds. That's what you got. Oh, you wish. It was fully on camera. So like not no back the head stuff. You got 30 seconds. That's what you got. Oh, you wish. It was 12 seconds long. Shut the fuck up. Rob spoke more than Crystal. She literally said,

Hi. And she said, yeah. And then she said something like, look at her. It was actually just respectful. Yes. Now I have a question. You know these women get paid by episode. Does her 12 second appearance in an episode count for a payment?

That's very interesting. I mean, she said a line, so maybe it's like sag rules. Like she said a line. She's got to get paid. She said, she said, yeah. But anyway. Oh my God. They say wisdom comes with age, but I'm proving otherwise.

I feel like that is such a terrible, terrible tag line. It really, when I first heard it, I thought she was literally saying, I'm not getting wisdom. I'm dumb. I'm dumb. I'm dumb. I'm dumb. I'm dumb.

I'm dumb. I'm dumb. But dumb person. Okay. And then finally, I have Kyle, who says, it's hard to outrun rumors, but luckily I'm in better shape than ever. Shut up. No! Sheehee!

Don't brag about you being in good shape. Makes the trickering me. I mean, she's weightlifting, you know? She is. She is. And that's important for us to know, apparently. It is. Yeah, she is weightlifting and do you notice that

ever since she started lifting weights, maybe she's always had this, but she's sort of walking around now like she's going to sell a horse at a trading post, right? Have you noticed that? She's sort of like walk, like she's sort of like her torso's sort of like bent forward in her legs, right? There was a few seasons ago where she was making fun of the way that Teddy walked. But now that's exactly how Kyle is walking.

She's sort of like, how, to part her? I don't know that's interesting because the walk that I noticed was Sutton's. What was her walk? Sutton has horrible posture. I noticed her walk in the season premiere. When she and Garcell get out of the limo or whatever car when they're walking up to the Eagle women's location.

Sutton has a hunch and her hips are forward. Oh, and she's a former dancer. That's surprising. I mean, I have that too, but I'm not a dancer. I'm so shocked. There's nothing graceful about it. I was like, holy fuck, so weird. So at least Kyle looks kind of like, do you watch justified? No, with the, with what's his face? Simulti Olifant has gored herself and Martin Galton got Walt in Gaggins. Oh yeah. But if you watch

Justify, Timothy Olifant has a very like my back street. And I'm stoic, but my like cowboy boots are making noise and they're aggressive or whatever. That's what Kyle's giving me lately. I don't know if that's her new lesbian energy, but it's giving Kyle girl. Yeah, she definitely has some sort of country, western thing going on. She also kind of looks like she's someone in CrossFit who's about to pick up a sack of something. They do that thing, they put their legs out, they're like, okay, engage the lumbar, you know. Also, if we're going there, I'm not going to lie. Kyle has,

in my opinion, the best work that I've seen over a decade on the film. But this season she looks hard to me. Like she's leaning into a more masculine kind of energy. It's because, I think there's like a quote, I, maybe from Catherine de Neuf, I could be wrong or maybe it's someone else. That was kind of like, her quote was something like, at a certain point, a lady has to choose whether she wants to look young or it was like, it was like, a lady can decide whether she wants to look young or not eat or, basically it was like,

at a certain point, he's not eating and- If you're not eating, you lose the fat in your face and then all the hardness comes out. You know, sorry, Councilor DeVez. I just looked hard to me in a different way. And maybe it's because her countenance is sort of reflecting her attitude toward Mauricio and her constant irritability and frustration.

And I know that like when you're newly sober, you're more irritable and sensitive and stuff, but there's just something like very square and like, you know? Yeah, it's called, she has no more children that she has to be a mom for really. It's called, it's called, It's called, Portia, Portia is the last one and she's 14 and she's starting to become independent and Kyle now has to look at whatever cracks

are in her life and like she cannot pour herself into her children anymore. And this is a thing that happens with people. And I think that, and then she, you know, well, she's made herself a victim into what happened last season. But I think the truth is that she realized that despite everything, despite everything Kathy did, the audience was still on her side and Kyle will never win as she was just like, fuck it.

My selfie club in, my selfie club. Yeah, she's like, fuck it. Like, what else do I have? Like, like, I've tried, I've given up. She's, she's given up, sort of, you know? And she's, she's fully tired. You know like Tyler Perry writes movies about tired black woman? Well, I did see the picture film temptation, Tyler Perry's temptation, so yes. Exactly.

So, this is what it looks like when Tyler Perry writes a white woman, Kyle, it's time. OK? Norman. She does seem withdrawn and tired, she's not doing the same usual things. And yeah, she's, I think, I think she is coming face to face with issues she's probably ignored in her life.

So before we get to Kyle, we have Doreet and Erica walking up to a picnic, basically on that little park in Beverly Hills, that's like right by Santa Monica Boulevard, and two girls, Jill and Tara from Dolcea Pignix have set up this ordinate picnic for two people who are not gonna touch a single piece of food. Crazy, crazy embarrassing. And it was so perfectly timed, or Nate picnic for two people who are not gonna touch a single piece of food. Crazy.

Crazy. Embarrassing. And it was so perfectly timed because earlier this week we're watching, did you watch Salt Lake City this week? No, I did not. Okay. I've used to watch Salt Lake City as long as Mary's on there. I know that makes me unfun, but I cannot stand her. I would honestly reconsider.

I think that like, Mary is in a really hilarious lane. I know Mary comes with lots of baggage and yada yada yada. She's very often to me. Like I cannot, I find her so disrespectful and rude. It's like the fun rules of engagement. Like she's just so mean. She is literally the mean, she's literally so mean. But I think that the way they have sort of like

slaughtered her in is working very well for her. Okay, okay, we'll see. But anyway, the reason I bring it up is that this week on Salt Lake City, some of them went like cross country skiing and then afterwards they set up some chairs in a parking lot next to a mound of like tall dirties snow. You know those like those mountains of snow that wind up in part, so I was like this wet parking lot next to a mound of like tall dirty snow. You know those like those mountains of snow

that wind up in part. So I was like this wet parking lot dirty snow. The rest of the rest of the mountain yet. But it got dirty because it's been around for a long time. It's been plowed a lot. And so they set up a little table and like Heather Gay is pulling the plastic off of some supermarket olives. And I said,

Is this show is eating in snow? Why is Heather always eating in snow? I guess you talk people too. So this happens, and I made a joke about like, this is hilarious because this is so Salt Lake City. They're sitting in a parking lot with dirty snow, whereas on Beverly Hills, if they have like a picnic,

it's gonna be the most floral and over the top thing. And then here we are, the very next Beverly Hills episode. In the parking lot. There in this, And then here we are the very next Beverly Hills episode There's like gorgeous $5,000 pic Nick you know, and it's just not gorgeous, but it's like tacky but like The point is that like the production loud like basically paid for like a nice ass picnic for them Oh, you think that production pays for the stuff. I still have a subsidized maybe subsidize it Oh, you think it's subsidized?

Either way, it's a great thing. Or at least the company gives something for the free promo. I, yeah, that's probably what it is. The company does something for free. So they, so, Doreen and Erica sit down and do it's like, gee, thank you for coming, Erica. Listen, I consider you a very dear friend and I know

you're really like, are there really dear friends? And so she's my dear friend when I got on TV or whatever and like, you're right away, you're sorry for anyone, but like honestly. And so she goes, so she goes so she is like I guess what was disappointing for me is you didn't lead with an apology and I was a little taken aback You know like when I saw a PK reaching for lean cuisine. It was very alarming So erica's erica's like oh well, you know, I did the wrong thing and I don't want to re-explain myself I'll literally just like popped into my head and I sold it on the stage like

I sold it on the stage like like this was like a big, you know showbiz Like this was one of her seven dollar shows in Vegas, so I sold it on the stage What did you sell you sold that my marriage was miserable. But then at the same time though, like, Doree, your marriage isn't troubled at all. So what are we mad about? Well, and that's what's so weird is that like, Doree goes, I'm sorry, no, it was Erica goes a little bit, then they talk it out and everything everything and like oh, you know, I wish I you know If I had known at Erica goes if I had known that pk and the rea will in a rough spot I never would have said that I would have ruined somebody else's life. I was like okay, so

you're You're strategically starting to ruin so So you know you were lying. Because you knew you were lying. And if you had known, you would have lied in a different way. I want someone to protect your friend. Oh my god, if I knew. I would have said Carl and Lindsay.

But meanwhile, like, Erica's big thing is that like she's fending off rumors that she knows things and she acts like she doesn't know them And so she's basically saying yeah, oh if I had known this I wouldn't have said anything. I would have been a good Okay, I would have been a better liar if you had told me this stuff was going back But since you didn't tell me I decided decided just to take a, you know, an unnecessary hit on you, even though there's an entire network of losers that I could have just put two names out of. Yes, and also, I don't believe that for a second. I do think that she assessed the PK and Doreet were in trouble. I mean, I didn't, I didn't think that PK and Doreet weren't as much trouble as it seems like Doreet saying that they are now, but if my husband is not sensitive to me, and my maybe real or not robbery, but then also, what stood out to me was like, you got into a DIY, you didn't call me first.

You're a hider, you hide thing. Yeah. We're not, we're not simpatico. If you can't tell me that you got drunk and I need to come get you or whatever, like how I didn't find out the next, I found out the next day, but was it Mauricio whoever found out first?

Like that's crazy. We're in a bad spot personally. Well, Doreed has a lot going on because she tells us this story, which made me laugh. She goes, well, this story was really great. So obviously she went through this horrific home invasion that we all know about and that's that is like legitimately traumatizing. So then she says, last Christmas was about 14 months. Yeah, gather round. Here's the story of Deweat. Last Christmas is about 14 months after the Herm invasion. So I went to the bank and took out $10,000.

So you know, money for Christmas gifts, you know, as one does. So that goes, I had my handbag in the shopping cart and I was going to and fro gift to gift Christmas tree to Christmas tree buying buying wait for the children and tin cell for the animals And I got to the register and I realized gee my handbag was gone to the register, and I realized, key, my handbag was gone. Your handbag of $10,000 in cash. What $10,000 can fit in a handbag? First of all, you lie, Nassbitch.

That's a big bag. So, yes. So that's one. And then two, you absurd ass bitch. Why'd you pull out 10K and cash if you are gonna go Christmas shopping unless you don't have a credit card because you have bad credit,

like we all think you do, and nobody's giving you a credit card. Come on. Yes. Yes. And also, why are you taking out 10,000? Like just take out like maybe 500 of $500, Sean. And then go like, I out $10,000? Like just take out maybe $500,000. And then go, I mean, $10,000.

But she also says, oh, you know, well, I had to take out $10,000 for Christmas gifts. Are you getting everyone a Subaru? Like, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really, where does she go?

I was like, 10, 10, you're a Walmart, that's aggressive. And you're just walking around with it just like, 10 K at Walmart? That's aggressive. And you're just walking around with it just like, and here's the thing. You just got robbed and you have a handbag full of dollars and you're not especially attentive. What has happened with this girl? You know, yesterday I went to a coffee shop

and I was like sitting at a table with my little phone and I had to like throw my napkin in the trash. The trash was like three feet away and I got up at the entire time and the six seconds from when I went to the trash, I went back to my spot where I was sitting, I was like someone's gonna take my phone. Someone's gonna take my phone.

Someone's gonna take my phone. Like I do not leave personal possessions around anything. My partner got broken into in 2002 and to this day, I will not leave anything worth more than $15. Okay. And here comes Doreet just like pushing around a cart with $10,000 in the bag and not even paying attention to the bag. Not even paying attention to people walking by at the bag.

Our pharmacy, you have three men men were following me around a store. I would notice. I'm sorry. I don't know. Maybe look. Maybe I was just raised suspicious because I live in New York. But no, it's not going to be three men following me. And then when I reach for the whatever fancy chips, she was trying to reach in the aisle. She got her high-end sun chips or some shit. I was gonna take my $10,000.

$10,000. So put it all in one place, maybe put some in your back pocket or like... This also ends to me. Why would it be in your cart? Why would a purse of $10,000 be in the front of your cart? What? She put your card. Why would a purse of 10,000 be in the front of your card? What? You're everything. And she, like, you know what's so funny in my mind, I'm thinking she's buying Christmas gifts at Neemons or something like that. If she's in a card, that means she's at a big box door.

Hello. Why? Because she's at a hospital. She's at Costco. Where did she put it on the bottom of the card? Like, where did you, you know how like at Costco, you have to put like the big blocks of tide on the bottom of the cart because it's too big. Yeah, she's a smart and final.

I mean, like you're not going, you're just, you're not even going to blooming dales and have a great, like you just don't have carbs in those places. So what are we, like she sprouts? I don't want to accuse this woman of lying, but all of this seems so goddamn absurd. It is, there is something so fishy, but by the way, this is the best kind of fishy.

Like this is my favorite, like this is my favorite scandal, you know? So then she says that this brought her right back to her PTSD and you know she's going through it because she put $10,000 into her shopping cart at Coles looking browsing the Lauren Con Red collection. I don't think you heard, you know. Why do you not notice three people on your ass? Come on, Ben. I don't know. I don't know. She's like, I have three fans.

I have such big fans here. So anyway, they arrogant to read hug and they're fine. It's everything's okay. I know that that apology seems kind of focused. If you ask me, like, if I don't really want to ask. My feelings were hurt about the public rightly calling me out for being a seaworth about my husband stealing the property of other people. So I lied and said that your marriage wasn't trouble like I was slow. Why can't we buy that? Dereen, why was that

hug worthy? Because they are endlessly fascinated by Erica. They, I think they think Erica is the coolest person they've ever met. And they just like, Which is why though? I think they just, they see her, she has like fashion and she's like, I don't give a fuck and they're like, that's so cool.

But she gives all the fucks actually and she's the biggest red-traulner. She's so self-serious. Come on. Last week when she's like, empathy, what is that? I could not believe that. So the way she acted like it was a revelation when Dr. Jen was like, put yourself in their shoes and think about how much it would be hard for them.

And then Erica repeats twice for them. For them. For how much of their shoes cost? So now we go to Sutton with her gay, Avi. And we just see him. Do we lie about me? I thought he was a little cute. I like Avi.

I like him a lot. I feel like he's like, I really, I like him a lot. I feel like he's like, I really, I like him a lot. I feel like he's got like a personality. He knows exactly what he's doing. He knows what he's supposed to be doing for the cameras. Like, I don't know. I like him. I feel like he could be with us for several years. Like he's, like, I'm definitely like approved.

So, and I like that playful dynamic where it's like, I'm the overwhelmed worker and here's my overbearing boss, but her friends love me. I love that part. Yeah. And he gives her some shit. Like, like, Sudden's gay last year was just sort of like generic and smiling. And obviously, but they're like pouring a drink.

She's like, he can have a drink of it. It's like, are you gonna have a drink, Avi? It's six to five, 30. So they're pouring themselves cocktails and sudden facetimes with Garsell. Garsell's telling, okay, this is where I, this is actually where I was like, okay, Garsell is maybe on a flop season because she's like, oh well, Jack's, I just found out Jack's has a game at 5.30

and then Jay does a basketball game. So I'm rushing to the game and I'm like, I just found out Jacks has a game at 5.30 and then Jay does a basketball game. So I'm rushing to the game and I'm like, I really don't care. I this is not this is not DLC. This is Bravo. I do not give a fuck. I don't care. Yes, do not do not care about the kids sporting schedules and goes for any child on Bravo. So, so, so, son sitting here pouring herself a cocktail and she goes, well,

I've got a sick child in the house and I'm heading to Vegas. You think that Chris will need to let us, you're a child is sick and you're like, I'm going to go to Vegas. I have a cocktail going to Vegas. No, she's done being a mom okay. She's like, I don't know which child it is. I don't know if it's the girl or the boy, or maybe just some stuff down a little. There's some where in our 24,000 square foot house.

There's some sort of. There's some sort of smell of child up there. And think it's sick. I'm hearing wheezing. Unless it's wh- I'm sure wheezing. Unless it's with... I called Ubu, I'm gonna have them take care of the child. They do that right. Can we go to Vegas? Postmates raise your children. I postm it a thermometer. Can't spell the mom of that mom. Am I right? So they're going to go to Vegas.

Garsell sudden Garsell and son are planning a birthday weekend in Vegas for Crystal, who's on the show. That is the least fun. Copy me. But that sounds so unfun. Garsell is planning a Vegas vacation. Now if they said I'm planning a vacation in Santa Fe, we're going to spa. I'd be like, Oh, yes, Sudden and Garsell got this. But like Vegas, it's not in a Garsell planning a party for crystal. Give me a fucking break. It's not going

to, it's not going to be a great Vegas weekend. weekend. No. So, so then this lady, Alessandra comes over and she's a matchmaker and she's very excited. She reminds me of actually Chef Penny from Vanderpump Rules, who by the way. No, yes, we haven't seen such a lot. We haven't, but she randomly started following me yesterday. So it's really been so much. She's been happening in social media.

I really don't, I'm not. What this week is new week, my guy? Do you want you to even need Bravo Common? I've got Instagram. Yeah, and now you have Page Six and Chef Penny. It's a huge problem now. It's a huge week for me. So anyway, but she does look like a young chef, Penny.

And she's like, oh my God, I love the pink you're wearing, Sotin, thank you so much. Oh my God, so okay, what's going on? And obviously like what can I get you guys? Oh my you know what water would be wonderful. Thank you so much. I'm like lady you got to take it down a bag. She's She's auditioning right now. Now she's hype about that age to a Really is so She Sun tells us that she's the best that the

alessandro's known as the best and then sudden they clearly gave sudden a line that sudden did not understand but was like okay I'll try to recite this wait you're gonna lie no chance she goes at this point she is my only hope it's like Obi-Wan, Tanobi. And then she goes, help me. I'm like, you don't know how to do that. I'll be with Satan in the background. Like, uh, Sutton, we work on this. He's like, it's a trap.

Oh, yeah, watching her trying to recite Star Wars lines was great. You don't think she's seen any Star Wars? She has definitely seen us Star Wars. But I think, okay, she probably saw the original. She may have seen all three in her youth. And then she may have seen like one of the JJ Abrams ones. And she was like, it was all, it was a bit too much. It was alien, and there was like space. What it was a bit too much there's aliens and there's a spaceship

What did she get turned off by the jar jar beings in like two thousand and two and never retouched what if that's like me I watched all I've watched all three of those awful prequels because of sun cost fallacy You had to finish she You had to finish. She just had to finish. I had to finish. I didn't care. I didn't care. I literally did not care.

I turned me off of Star Wars. But then I actually really liked the first JJ Abrams one. And I was like, that was amazing. And then I watched the next one. And I hated it. So I'm off of Star Wars again. Okay. I personally have never seen a Star Wars.

But I am like well versed in the references. I like you say like they're randomly well versed if it's not part of like everyday fabric on the internet all the time. Yeah, exactly. Basically that's what it is. The internet told me I should know when this is funny. So even I knew that something delivered that line. No, she's really like, she just could not, it was like you could not, you could see her trying to say it and you could tell this was like the twelfth take and she's still was trying to figure out like, I don't get it, Obi, Juan, what's the name?

Is his name Kenobi? Is it Obi? Is it Ben? Is his name Ben or is it Obi? Or is it Juan? Juan, J-U-A- N. Juan? Is he Spanish? They're like, okay, we'll just piece this together. Just somehow make this work. It can only be a space in place in Mexico.

It can only be. Can it be is that a restaurant we can go to? So, Sudden's like, I don't know how to Sandra, what's going on, but I've been divorced for seven years and I've been doing this in a while and I call myself the one-date wonder. I don't tend to, I guess, click with people. I don't get asked out a second time. I'm really a first time now that I think about it. You know, me just don't like me, but it has nothing to do with me. I'm just not ready to give up my power, you know? Like your power. And so she tells, she starts saying like my intellect is a superior to most.

And I was like, okay, settle down, Mensa. She's like, I know, right? Honestly, like, I'm settle down, Mensa. And she's like, I know, right? Honestly, like, sudden, like, you're great on TV, but you're just so weird as a bitch, right? Like, these men are not intimidated by your intelligence. They're intimidated by your weirdness, right? And then she's like, I don't wear revealing things like slutty. I'm not

the nervous and I act strangely. I mean, she clips up her like, oh my God, the answer. It was like it took so long to get there. Oh, they're intimidated by my intelligence. Oh, maybe I'm anxious. And maybe I act weird. Yes, bitch, that's the first bullet point. You act weird. You act weird and you wear cat sweaters a lot. So I support the cat sweaters. So I don't like the cat sweaters, but not on a date.

Listen, you don't have to dress slutty to not look like a nut job. That's right. Yeah, it's doesn't have to be onety to not look like a nut job. That's right. Yeah, it doesn't have to be one or the other, you know? So Alice Andrews, like, okay, great. So what's like the ideal partner for you? So she, of course, is like tall, handsome, graduated from college, which doesn't totally narrow it down.

Nothing. And then basically Alice Andrew Alexandra's like, okay, so here's my idea with the man. You're gonna let the man lead because that's what men should do in life. I'm like, oh my God, look at these two misguided fools. I don't want to even know either of them. Please do not call this lady to my house

to give me some bullshit like that. Let the man lead. We haven't even met the man. Is he worthy of leadership? Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's always hilarious the number of con artists that also hang around this cast. From the two girls who charge probably $50,000 for a picnic.

So now, now Alice Andrew the matchmaker who's probably just gonna like hook up suddenly called the shore. I actually was wondering that. Do you remember what's her name? What's her name for a million dollar matchmaker who's probably just gonna like hook up Sudden to Paul Shor. I actually was wondering that. Do you remember what's her name? What's her name for a million dollar matchmaker? Patty Stanger. Patty.

I was like, okay, does she charge Patty numbers? Because Patty got no results. So I got it. Like Patty got no results. It was so famous. Some of the people are like, when when Sudden says that Alundra's known around Beverly Hills, no for what?

Letting the men lead? Like, what are we talking about here? Does Beverly Hills have a great track record with marriages that work out? Because it's like a tell. I'm not gonna talk about it. And then my next immediate thought was like, okay, but this Alcundra take clients

who are black women in New York because of his radiation. I'm like, that being said. I'm like, I'm a double person too, you know? You look, I'll let the man lead. I'll let the man lead if he pays for stuff. You could be paid for this.

Yeah, exactly. So, okay, so then, yeah, so now we go to, oh, I was like, why did I write this down? I'm a boss, I'm a big boss. Okay, so we now go to, oh, I was like, why did I write this down? I'm a boss, I'm a big boss. Okay, so we now go to, I was like, what? It's we're going to Gracias Modre. And so Bravo in an effort to kind of make Beverly Hills seem more exciting than it is, has now put in a lot of selling sunset music.

So now it's like, I'm a boss, I'm a big boss, I'm a big, big boss. We're going to Gracias Modre. You're going to like a lovely vegan Mexican restaurant and say I'm on a good ball of, or my rose boulevard. Yes, I think I've been there. It's so good. It's so good, but it's not where you go to be like, I'm a boss. Like, I feel like I'm, I'm gonna be like, I'm a boss when I go into like a steakhouse. But like, I'm a boss.

That's a boss for most of us. I'm gonna get some cauliflower. Yeah. I like, I'm gonna get some salon trail. Yeah. So Crystal, it's Crystal and her husband Rob and her brother. And I think that Lin-Man Well Miranda is behind the bar. I'm not totally sure, but I'm pretty sure

that's who we saw to ask again. Cocktail joker. Oh my god all he needed was that like baseball cat with that newsies cat and just a couple raps he just wraps up the menu. He's like they call it it grassiest mob drape, but I've got something that's tied to the history of this place. It's Mexican food, but vegan,

because I'm in a new league, and I'm in my Maloranda. It's Hamilton, I can't believe I'm in the same room. Shot, shot, tools. What are you doing? Timmo, Timmo, when did you become a freestyle rap? I don't know, I've never done that before. I'm like, my heart's racing

My heart is racing can I do a musical? All I know is I was like oh no, I just said vegan. I've got to rhyme it with something Just ride vegan you put two words together It was very exciting to step into the world of Lin-Manuel Miranda and Hamilton. Come on, come on, come on, music, come on, music, wait. Are you gonna write an intense musical about the history of Los Angeles, where cast everybody

interracially is gonna be a major? And then it'll have sort, it'll be like a rap, but then it'll have like a, it'll be like Chrissy, it's my trade built on the bull of that, and dreams, but Harman, I'll rest her on! You know, it like, it's like, everyone's like harmonizing, really big, and like, just near. I would see it. It's gonna be an Asian person rapping about tacos, and that's gonna sell it.

It's gonna be amazing. Honestly, just cast Crystal's brother. He needs his pop star. Oh shit, die! The Asian Justin Bieber. That's right. So, okay, so they're sitting there and Crystal reminds us that Jeff is a pop star in China, which is so funny to me.

And then Crystal is like, oh, hey, is this triggering? Cause the bridal shower was just around the corner, which I have to imagine was like, oh, hey, is this triggering? Cause the bridal shower was just around the corner, which I have to imagine was catch, cause catch is around the corner from Grazie's Mod. So that feels like a, that would be the bridal shower place. Have you ever been to catch? Did you like, I know the catch in New York

is unpopular too, uncool for Brynn. But what about the catch LA? I have never been to catch in LA. I'm open for Bryn, but what about the catch LA? I have never been to catch in LA. I'm open to going, but generally I like to go to restaurants to have four Yelp stars or above. Oh, they don't have good Yelp reviews. I don't believe so, maybe they've gone up, okay, and I've gotta look up catch Los Angeles Yelp.

I went for like my birthday a couple of years back, extremely overrated. You know what? It's got 3 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 basketball wife, like she looks like she should bag an NBA player wherever we go. And I certainly do not look like that so that I was just in there. I was like, oh my God, it feels like a VH1 reality should pass me ball. I don't know, I'll be like, hi everyone. So anyway, so, okay, so now Crystal tells a story

that is supposed to somehow be sympathetic, but she says, I know right? I didn't give a fuck. I'm not giving a fuck. Also, it's fucked up. She's like, so three years ago, Jeff was engaged and he was living in China and right before the wedding, the pandemic happened. And so, Crystal and her mom begged Jeff to come back to America, but his fiance couldn't come because of she had a Chinese passport. And Crystal goes, and I think that's why they broke up. I'm like, yeah, because But his fiance couldn't come because of she had a Chinese passport and Chris goes and I think that's why they broke up. I'm like yeah because there was a global pandemic and your life partner skipped to a different hemisphere and left you behind

Is this supposed to be sympathetic? What what what world do you do that to your fiance? and also like my brain went, if it was just because of the logistics distance in the pandemic, well the pandemic's over now, not over, but like it's not the same danger that it was and he's still obviously a pop star in China so he's going back and forth.

Also what kind of... distance wasn't the issue, he probably did some fucked up shit. Like, there was something that happened besides distance and a vaccine, you know? Because let me tell you something, Justin Bieber can smuggle Haley out of a country, okay? So, if you are China's Justin Bieber, you have some clout.

You can expedite an American passport. We can get that working out. Okay. Yeah. Come on. And they would absolutely let you marry your wife and bring her over. Yeah. Are you are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Ha. I can't. I can't. Shadow the door is upset. That's terrible. Well, Ray and I cannot stop talking. So this is gonna be a two-parter. This is a big two-parter. This is over two hours this time, almost two and a half hours, and I'm not making it any

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