Watch What Crappens - #2216 RHOP: Juantervention

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

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Hello, Benoony Toons. Hi Ronnie, how are you doing? Still standing, I see. Yeah, still here, baby. My voice is a little gruffer for the experience for the bravo con experience, but I'm good. I'm still alive. I got to LA from Vegas last night. Now I'm in an Airbnb here. God bless the person who lives in the attached home. I'm going to make him crazy today. How are you doing? I'm great. I had so much fun watching all the Bravo content

over the weekend and the entire time I was watching it. I was thinking, oh god, I'm so glad I'm sitting on the sofa. I just, what I could see through the content was sore feet and like, achy lower back, I was, I had so much fun seeing everything, but I was just really grateful to be in the comfort of my own home, I'm not gonna lie, but it looked like it was amazing fun.

It looked like incredible fun. It was really fun. I met so many of the Bravo accounts, broadcasters, you know, kind of our community that I just haven't met. And everybody is so nice. We're so lucky to be surrounded by such a cool community of people, you know, cause we're all kind of grown up around housewives.

And so you would think it would be bitchy, you know, like we just kind of take that on with each other. But no, I mean, everybody is so fucking nice to each other. And I was so nervous to go without you because I don't do anything without you really. And it was so weird to be doing it without you. And you made a joke because you made some really funny Instagram videos, pretending you were a problem on. Yeah. And they're on our Instagram if you guys want to watch them and follow at Ben Madelcar. But you made so many really funny videos there,

and you made a joke like, I'm from watch what crap ends, no, I'm not Ronnie, I'm the other one. We'll just see you know, I know you're just kidding, but just so you know, I really felt like I'm at the whole time because it's like God forbid, you do anything alone one time in your life. Like it was really cute actually, everybody is like,

where's Ben? How's Ben doing? How is appendix doing? It's so sweet. Like it was really cute actually. Everybody is like, where's Ben? How's Ben doing? How is Appendix doing? It's so sweet. And it was really sweet, but just so you know, you know, they're not just the Ado one. There is, you're not just the other, like if you're the other one, I'm the other one.

So it was really nice. So everybody missed you. I didn't talk to one person who wasn't missing you. Also, who knew all of your business, which was really funny, you know? I love his new jacket and someone's like, yeah, I love that he re-sowed the sleeve from his neck cold. He's like,

that jacket got a lot of love. It was funny because in the first video, I just, I put on, actually, no, it was really funny. So that first video, I was just like in a t-shirt and gym shorts and I put on a backpack and I put on some slides and I walked around and did this little video. And then people were like, ha ha ha, those slides.

The fact that you put on those slides were so funny and I was gonna respond like, yeah, I thought that'd be funny for the costume, but then I was like, I realized I was like driving my car and I was still wearing the slides. I was like, this is not a costume. This is me just wearing my clothing. So then someone was like, you should put on your jacket.

You just said, so I put the jacket on in the second video. And then everyone's like, the jacket. So funny. Jack had got a lot of love. Well, you also got a lot of love. The Ben got a lot of love at the Bravo Con. So really everybody, our peers out there who do the same thing we do, thank you so much

for being so kind to me. Love you guys. Also, like Bravo, those guys are great. Bravo, we're black. Erin and Kaya and they're so great. They were my buddies. The Bravo, Doc, and girls of course I love them. Cessi was like my day for everything.

I was with her. Oh, they're so great. Go for the time. Ryan Bailey of course was fanned. I mean, so many people, ether opal is there, but I didn't get to meet her. I was pissed. I was trying to find her all over.

It was weird because I was fanning out trying to find the other podcasters all over the house. That was like a little flag. Just like a little flag. Like when you go to like, when you go to like tourist places in Europe, like I remember once going to Prague, like 12 years ago my parents, there are all these groups and all the tour guides

hold these little flags out, but they hold like umbrellas up. It's kind of like, it's like a mama duck and everyone else is just like a little duckling and that's what you need to be. Just like hold up your flag and be like, fellow podcasters. No, you don't wanna hold up a flag there.

Trust me. If you do anything to get any kind of attention, people will be like, oh my God, what's your favorite show? It's other fans of Brava that are there. So many people were there, and they were also so fucking nice. I saw a couple of fights on Instagram, people fighting online and stuff.

But yeah, just a couple, which is much better the last time from what I see on the internet. But everybody was really nice. I didn't see one asshole there. Everyone was so nice to each other. They were helping each other. They were giving each other like advice on where to go and what to do.

They were so nice to meet you, you know, your spirit. That was really fun. That's awesome. Well, that's, you know, your spirit. That was really fun. That's awesome. Well, that's, you know, I'm glad you had a great time. We're gonna talk more about this on the bonus episode when we're getting to some of the nitty gritty of your full experience. And I'm gonna just like pepper you with lots of questions.

And also, you'll be able to tell us what actually happened in BravoCon because I didn't, I don't know. I walked around, I got lost and I talked to people literally the whole time. I sat in a couple of panels and I was like, these people are fundamentally uninteresting. And I walked. I need them to be edited and presented to me in a nice packet. Seriously, like sorry, summer house, but you, no one needs to listen

to the summer house people converse, you know what I mean? Not good. So, um, I got the hell out of all of those panels, but I went to talk to people because that's what I was there for, but you did catch a lot of the content. So I would love to hear both what actually went on when I was supposed to be paying attention, and I'll tell you what was going on outside of all those rings. I will try to, because I took in a lot of stuff, but it was always these sort of random bits and pieces, but there was a lot of funny stuff.

I did actually consume a lot of Bravo Con content and I think about it. I was on my phone so much. I took on a lot. So yeah, we're gonna talk about everything that you saw in person and I saw virtually, and I'm really excited to dive into that. But we actually have business to do. We have business business to do, which is that it was Potomac debuted last night, or premiered last night. Season premier Potomac, by the way. We also, we mentioned this last week,

but we're just gonna reiterate it right now, because there's so much stuff on, et cetera. We're currently at the moment, because anything can change. Below deck, winter house, and marriage medicine are currently, we're not going to be recapping them for the moment. But everything's in flux, you never know. But just to be have so many housewives and they're also funny and good. So we spent our episodes are getting longer and longer and so we're just going to table those shows for the moment we'll check in, I'm sure at some point. But if you're wondering where below deck is,

if you're wondering where the marriage medicine premiere is, et cetera, winter house, that's what's going on with that. But... Married to medicine was really good though. It was a good premiere. I hope everybody watches it. They brought on Dr. Gregory's new fiance. Dun dun dun.

I haven't watched it yet and I haven't even watched Winterhouse from last week. I'm gonna do that later this afternoon after we're done recording. It's catch up on my Bravo. But I definitely saw a clip of Mary to medicine where Evan Lee was being so messy. Evan Lee was being so heavenly,

where someone thanked Simone for a recommendation to a specialist for her fibroids. And Evan Lee was like, well, why don't you recommend her to Dr. Jackie? And Simone's like, because this is a specialist, and she's like, what about Dr. Jackie? She was trying to like pit Simone and Dr. Jackie and someone's like, because this is a specialist. And she's a, but what about Dr. Jackie? She's trying to like, pit Simone and Dr. Jackie against each other so hard.

And Simone's like, because it's a specialist and I will, I will recommend someone to Dr. Jackie if I need them to go to Dr. Jackie. So good. That was heavenly. She just tried it with every single person. And then she's like, so, who was she telling?

Who was she telling? Oh, cause Fadra came on, so she's like, so Fadra, tell us, did you sleep with Dr. Gregory? Is that what you did? You slept with Dr. Gregory, right? And she's just being about trying to start it with every scene. In every scene, you know, she just came on. She's such a pro now. She's been doing her for so long. She just comes

on and just drops bombs in every scene, but they all know what she's up to, so they don't fall for it as much. Right. I'm so excited for a post contest post. Well, I'm excited for a post and Neil, I think as as well, but like a nila didn't. Nila had two years. That's like fine. You know, she didn't overstay her welcome to me. Like she probably didn't need a second season, but she wasn't like, oh, the show needs to get rid of her. But Contessa, they needed to get rid of Contessa a long time ago. And this is someone who liked Contessa

in the beginning, they need to get rid of her a long time ago. And I feel like now I'm really excited about this cast. So I'm excited to see what they're, what, what, you know, what this is. Well, pretty about it. The new lady is named Latisha and it's spelled with T-E-A-S Latisha. And I love that they just get Lat-T, you know, because she's going to come in. She's going to stir it up with the T. And she is.

And she's definitely ready for reality TV. And Gregory admits it all, you know, he's like, yep, she's slipped to my DMs and then they show the DM and she's like, I'm here if you're ready for like, hearts, baby emoji. I don't know if she put an eggplant, but it was like very obvious what she's up for, you know. I'll have your baby.

Pretty much. She's like, I'll give you one. And he said, you don't even live here. And she's like, I could or something like that. And so sure enough, it's like a fan who saw her chance and did it and moved through this now on the show. You know, you got to, you got to give people credit for just the drive. Yeah. For the, the cleat, like just basically saying, the vision board, the clarity of the vision board to be like, I need to get from A to B. Let's just start with the DM. Listen, it's a lot of letters. They're out of order, but it works.

Do I approve of your actual goal? No. I mean, the being on TV, of course, I do. Getting it, the means of getting it through Dr. Gregory, I feel for you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that's the road you have to take. So I feel like sometimes it's more important not to concentrate on the journey. You know everybody says the journey is most important, not the destination, I hate that. I like don't tell me that while I'm sitting

on fucking Southwest in a middle seat, you know what I mean? I wanna get to the destination. God, but I do feel bad for anyone who's like, well I wanna be on TV, let's see, you know what I mean? I wanna get to the destination. God, but I do feel bad for anyone who's like, well, I wanna be on TV. Let's see, let's see who's divorced on TV and who I can DM and then I can just say, like, I can just give them what they want. She's like, well, let's see, let me open up,

let me open up the directory. Well, I guess Dr. Gregory, okay, so she like hitches her wagon to Dr. Gregory's horse and then today it's like, Mauricio getting divorced, she's like, dammit! Dammit, I should have waited. Should have waited a little bit longer. So is that true that they're getting divorced?

We're gonna have to talk about that in the long run. We'll talk about that in the bonus episode because that's something I saw from BravoCon. She just like happened to slip the word divorce in there during an interview at BravoCon when they're so just premiered. Just accidentally, come on, I don't know, I don't buy it. Okay, but it's Kyle, you know, and I'm it's kind of like that. Okay, so we get the coming this season stuff and then we get serious music.

Very serious music. Let me just say by the way, so we did a breakdown, a trailer breakdown for Patoma a few weeks ago. My impressions coming out of that trailer was like, it was to me actually a certifiably bad trailer. I thought it was not good. It was not a trailer that made me want to see the season beyond the fact that I love all the cast members, but it made me concerned that this is gonna be a flop season.

And so I kind of went into this premiere apprehensive that the premiere was going to be really bad. And so then seeing the trailer again, I was really apprehensive, but I wanna say, I thought it was a really good premiere, I had no problems, so just wanna say that. I just love seeing them all again, you know? I'm so good.

I love that we're finally taking the note of like, you have to confront Robin at some point, even though it's obviously fake. Like she knows Jacelle's going to call her over in Jacelle's going to do it in the best way she can, the most non-offensive way that she can. But still it was kind of nice to see. It was nice to get the ball rolling. Yeah, I was like, oh, I forgot that there was this whole controversy.

Oh, that's so funny. Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, let's do it. Let's talk about it. Because it's not really even broached in the trailer. I think that's why I forgot about the trailer was just like, oh, a buffet chaper fell over. Like the climax of the trailer was that the buffet chaper falls over. And I was like, really? What's going on with the season? But then when it opens with this, you're like, oh yeah, there's stuff to talk about.

We have a season here, good. Yeah. So we see shots that are like house of cards. They're like reminiscent of house of cards. Like very serious DC shots. A very serious house of those. Yeah. And then we just hear it in the car.

And it's like Arlington Road. Like what? It's like Arlington Road, remember that movie? I don't think I saw that. What was that about? It was really good. It was with Tim Robbins and what's the name of that hope, hope Davis?

You know what I always love about hope. Is it a name of hope Davis? I hope Davis. Yeah, there's a hope Davis. She's a great actress, but one of the things I've always loved about hope is that she has an opposite name because like if you look in loved about hope is that she has an opposite name because like if you look in hope, Dave Davis is eyes she's not hopeful at all. Like that is one of the saddest looking

She's very sad and angry looking in her eyes like that's what she brings to her roles And I love that her name is hope. I think that's so fun. I know I've been waiting I have to say I've been waiting Years and years and years for hope Davis to turn 70 because when she turned 70 She is going to be taking on all those Piper luri Rolls RIP by the way a few if you Not so long ago. I said that Piper luri died and everyone's like guys. She's alive But now unfortunately she has passed away. She knew I'd be like as we've killed on this show But hope Davis you, when she turned 70, she is going to be the master of taking roles

where she wears a large cloak and her hair is up in a bun. And like, that is gonna be just her thing and I'm so excited for it. You know, she'll be showing up. She'll be like, I came from across the pond, you know? She'll be great. Moves by me. Okay, so anyway, we're getting shots of DC

and we hear an echo, you know, in the meeting I had with the lawyer, we were talking about a prenup and the question was posed. Do you put in an infidelity clause and want to say, yeah, I don't think that that's going to be an issue and fidelity. What? And then we see like shots of their wedding and then we see like dead cherry blossoms And then we see shots of their wedding and then we see dead cherry blossoms and then we see that just on the ground.

I mean, we just see the cherry blossoms that have been stepped on on the ground and just ground. It's just great. Because last season, I think last season started with them all gathering at the cherry blossoms on a blanket. You know? So, in Giselle, let me see Giselle saying, where do we begin? One in the girl in Canada.

Ah, ah, ah. And so we see all the headlines. The cheating in this whole ridiculous, ridiculous story. And Giselle says, I know that this is like eating her up on that everyone is poking holes in her marriage. Ah, now we really know what's going on beneath the surface. And then I love the headline Robin Dixon admits husband Juan cheated because he was bored. That's an amazing

headline. I mentioned Uno. I mentioned Uno. So then we then you know, so one thing I am worried about with the season is they are really leaning into silly post-production things. So we have, we see their house, the Dixon household, and then it like flips around, then turns blue, it's like, and then they're playing like Stranger Things music,

and it's like the upside down, but the Dixon household, and yeah, I was like okay it's called Stranger Things. Things are Stranger Things. So yeah so then we hear the podcast audio from Reasonably Shady. And Robin saying yes one is an idiot and communicated with this woman on Instagram but the young lady comes forward. She shows this hotel receipt with his name on it. And then we see that she's telling Andy. She's like, can she, she tells them she lost his wallet in the casino and can't, can't pay for her hotel room. So we felt bad for her. And he goes to the hotel and puts the card down. It's not

like they were physical. Girl, come on now, come on. Girl. Like, at what point is someone gonna say, unless I miss a part of the story, at what point is someone going to say, why did this random girl message Juan Dixon because she lost her wallet? And why did he respond? Why does someone who's been in the public eye

since long before Real House has a Potomac and knows the way the game has played? Why did he respond to a random girl saying she lost a wallet in a casino and like, why is it on him as a celebrity as a public figure to go help her? Well, they were very good friends on DMs. You know, so that's the part. But they already were different on DMs.

I'm sorry, I'm being sarcastic when I say very good, but I think that they had like some kind of DM talking relationship, which honestly makes it worse. Like some lady from out of town that just starts talking to you, DMs. It's like, yeah, actually newer from talking on DMs. So of course I helped her. No, sorry, like you know, like no, no. So you know, they know that you know know the you know the grifters come on Yeah, so then Karen says I know she wants to believe our man

Whoa he's time to receive he's time to receive and just else like okay Yeah, so that should not have happened but they've gotten past that and Karen's like you just got it now Did outed by a Canadian woman in five seconds later? You're in the laundromat with the woman used to work with So yeah, no then just I was like yes This is a young lady that won used to work with on it doesn't look right. I just looks bad Can I say thank you? I know I know you don't love the editing tricks I loved when she said he was, he was with the girl in the laundromat that they cut to laundromat washers in black and white. They were like,

look at these, look at these extra dramatic washers and dryers. Don't do it, don't do it. That was, I also just have questions. Well, I guess we'll get to that when we get to the Robin and Wanseem. But I have questions about why they're even we're at a laundromat. I mean Why do they have a why are they going to a laundromat? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's come. It's almost that magical time of year Speaking of what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Hands down the Grinch Same! It cracks me up that he hates all the marimons right and he steals everyone's presents

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kids. Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. So then Ashley, then Ashley's like, and then now there's like another picture surfacing of one in a nail salon. And she says like like guess the nail salon was too much for me. I was screaming. I'm yelling when I saw it I gave an extra ah cuz I was so mad You're really leaning into the jazel ah the Giselle. Ah! Ah! Why not? Ah! So let's see. We see another headline. It's like Wondix in spotted doing laundry with

a beautiful woman. Messy rumors start. The woman speaks out and bubbles come out of her mouth. W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w. So... Just look at her. The woman is reported to be the snuggles bear. So Ashley's like, and then there are new pictures of what in a nail salon, a nail salon of all places. And then Ashley's in like this bikini top made of pleather feathers and big diamonds glued to the net part. It's kind of like little little pleather mermaid and I love it. I love this chapter.

I'm not sure what she's doing, but oh by the way speaking mermaids, I have to issue an affordable apology to the audience. I'm surprised how often I've been correct about this all weekend, but when Ray and I were doing the Bradley Hills recap on Friday, we were talking about that Peter Pan production that we were talking, remember when we were talking about Peter Pan like two weeks ago, the PK Peter Pan with, and I incorrectly stated that Doreet was Wendy because I thought she was. Yeah, I said that. I thought so too. I assume and you see the poster and she looks, she sort of looks very Wendy-ish,

but I have been corrected by many people who have since looked up the proper credits for the cast and to read merely plays a mermaid, which also doesn't quite make sense because I didn't realize there were mermaids in Peter Pan and then someone on Facebook did pull up that there are some mermaids in the original Disney movies. So either way, I apologize for mistributing Doreet

having a little mermaid when she's... Sorry about that, but she's actually... She's a mermaid. Who plays the vital role of the mermaid in Peter Pan? Well, someone wrote us a DM and said, oh yeah, this is a thing. We do over here that these are these Christmas shows. I forget what they're called, but it's like a top hand. Christmas show, like Pantos.

Yeah. And she said, not only is she playing of mermaid, not only are they all on Roller's Gates, she gets pies thrown in her face like every five minutes. Yeah. That was a little I'll pay for that. Yeah no Ray pulled up the review on the show and she read the part the review said that Doreet gets cream pies in the face for like five minutes while she's singing my heart will go on and the reviewer said the performance was faultless. So anyway thanks to everyone who reached out about that.

So then, as a Karen's, yeah, Karen's like, Robin is on another planet this year, but the truth will, such you free. And then we cut to Robyn sitting down on a sofa in the most Robin way. She sits down and says, and she's doing the most Robinin way. She sits down, she's like, and she's doing the most robin thing to. She's like, oh, well, I guess I'll tape some pictures into some frames. So she's doing that. And then one comes in with a box. The box is like very much like, it's very sick coming. It's like, I feel like that character should walk in with a box. So he comes in with a box and Rob, it's like, hey, so you know all those frames you haven't, we haven't the office.

I finally got the pictures to go into them and I thought I'd use these wedding photos. And like, listen, I know you're about to do a scene about how Juan has basically been framed by America, but you don't have to be so literal about it by literally setting out a bunch of frames. Also, wow, you're really doubling down on this, huh? Is your putting all your wedding photos out now? Wow, just going there. It's like her whole storyline is about one cheating multiple times.

She's like, well, I guess I better tape these wedding photos in the wall. I've got about 100 of them. Juan goes and you're bait all the photos from black and white. It fits the aesthetic. I'll tell you what, the aesthetic you need to match at the Zillow logo, because I feel like you guys are not going to have as much longer.

It doesn't match the marriage aesthetic because there are definitely shades of gray all over the rules in this marriage, you know, it's not black and white rules. So, um, one's like, oh, you know, they start talking about their son. Now he's grown up and how finally she feels settled after the Bahamas and, um, she's like, you know, now it's back to real life, which, you know, that's a bitch. It's really hard taping pictures. And he's like, yeah, but that's just, you know, it's part of life, you know.

One adds a lot this year, but he doesn't really say anything. He's just like, he's just kind of a big shrug. You know, everything she says, he's like, well, that's, that's life. That's, that's life. So, um, uh, Robins like, well, all the noise that's been going on, like the whole girl with the hotel receipt, here sit down so we can have the scene that we totally didn't plan out ahead of time. So he's like, huh, once again, that was stupid. That was just foolish of me.

Yeah, they're both rubbing their chin. I like that they're doing like their actery. Like, hmm, let's rub our chin. Well, we try to figure this out. They consulted with Drew Sadorah beforehand. They're like, what technique should we learn to use from Udah Hagan to really sell this scene? So she's like, what about the girl at the hotel receipt?

He's like, well, you know, like once again, I mean, that was foolish, I guess. That was just foolish. She goes, yeah, but you know, then we chose to move forward and get married. I wasn't really expecting the firestorm that came out of it though, like when Jell addressed it on the podcast,

I mean, God. And he goes, I told you not to do that. And she's like, yeah, but people really took what I said and ran with it. Yeah, because you came on the podcast full of shit. What do you think is gonna happen? Everyone's gonna, we're not all you, okay? We're not all trying to hold on to this bullshit

for whatever reason. Yeah, and so then Juan goes, he goes, yeah, well, the thing is, I mean, that was just me being nice. I mean, I have given, listen, I've given random homeless people $20, $50 at a time, even non-random homeless people. People who are just like very intentionally homeless, I have given them so much money. And like, I just want to do a good deed.

That's why I am. I'm a good, I'm good deed one, Dixon, who sometimes doesn't report sexual assault. But I'm a good deed person, you know? Yeah, not only doesn't report it like covers for the person. Like that's terrible. Just doing good things. Yeah, that's by the way, we just and I love that he related to a homeless person because he's like, but the lady was here to see a player from the Ravens,

you know, who's also DMing me, which sounds totally innocent. And she went to the casino and lost her wallet. So she reached out to him and he's like, and you know, it's like technically she was homeless. She didn't have any word of state. So I got her the hotel room. You know, I know it sounds weird, but it also sounds like me, right?

Cause I helped the homeless. I helped the homeless and the hotelless. And so by the way, why not the homeless. I helped the homeless and the hotelists. And so by the way, Juan helped the homeless. He's not the toothless. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hotelists not truthless, well, that could be a good name.

So I love that Juan is now trying to paint himself. Is this like generous people person? That's just what he does. Meanwhile, we've seen him for seven seasons. Him like begrudgingly ever appearing on camera. You're acting like you love doing charity and yet you barely even help out your wife when she wants to do scenes with you.

And now all of a sudden we're supposed to be like, oh yeah, I'm just happy to go lucky, Juan Dixon doing nice things for people. I'm like, we know the real Juan Dixon, he's like, shut up Robin. Yeah, and he goes, Yeah, fool us. And Robin's like, look at me, I'm telling Juan,

look at me standing up for myself America. And Robin's like, Look at me, I'm telling Juan, look at me standing up for myself, America. So she's like, My question is, you're at a hotel room with a woman. Why didn't you go for it then? I just don't understand your logic. And he's like, with her,

I mean, did you see her? Oh, really? I'm sure that someone, I'm sure that someone you were communicating with in your DMs that also was about to most likely bang of Raven's player is fugly. Is that what you're trying to tell us? Sorry. So Rob was like, well, I never saw her.

You saw her and he goes, I didn't do anything. But you know what though, it was on me. I fucked up. Pure. I thought I was just like helping the house in crisis by assisting this young woman, but you know, it was my fault. I'm just too nice. Just too nice.

Too nice. Oh, you shouldn't have been friendly with her. Because I'm too, I'm just too friendly. I'm too nice. Let's roll the footage of me being just too friendly over the years on this show. Just him rolling eyes every time Robin Watson grew a room. Let's roll the footage of me being just too friendly over the years on this show. Just him rolling eyes every time Robin Watson grew a room.

So Robin saying they worked through it and it's been a year and a half. And for people to judge me for not sharing that while preparing our wedding and stuff is ridiculous. Of course, because you spent the last season going, of course, you have to share did you relationship your own camera Yeah, you spent a season doing that and then when people asked about your relationship you said everything was fine That's why people were mad. Yeah, you're hypocrite. I don't think yeah, I don't think I don't think anyone actually even cares too much about what wand did I mean I I It his cover up is ridiculous, but I think it's like, look, if he cheated, if he stepped out on you, but then you talked and you settled it,

you figured it out, I don't think any of us actually, I think most people would be like, for sure, that's fine, but you lied to your cast members and to us, and then make us, that's almost like trying to make, they're trying to get away with something, and the audience does not like that. Yeah, so then we see her talking on Watcher Happens Live and Andy's like, oh no, this is a reunion, I think. And she's like, well, and I'm sorry, my notes are so confusing.

Andy said she thought you were going to bring it up, Karen. And Robyn's like, oh, Robyn is so lazy on this show that even when she has a storyline, she needs me to make it happen. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and so then Andy starts talking about how, starts talking about the Candace reaction, and he's like, hey, I heard from Candace today, and she's really angry and disappointed. She feels really betrayed by you, and then we see this like long rant from Candace about Robin and, you know, not being honest, Yada Yada. And Robin's like, the minute I heard what Candace about Robin and not being honest yada yada. At Robin's like,

the minute I heard what Candace was saying, it was actually quite shocking because last year, I showed her as much support as I could. Yeah, because you knew your husband was cheating and you wanted to be able to say just this. How could you do this to me when I was supporting you against the rumors that my friend started to detract from my husband cheating. 1. Act 2 starts now. They think that our relationship is fake and we have an arrangement. And of course they don't believe the story.

Now it's your line 1. Well, of course they don't believe our story. I mean, it sounds weird, but it's true. I'm a nice hold on. I see someone out. Do you have a home? Do you have a home? Okay, you do?

Okay, we'll take this 50 anyway. God, I can't help. She's ugly, right? What a 10! So anyway. Yeah. This is why I started my charity, which is bring homeless to thelaundromat.com.

Okay, and it's just, I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy who just wants to do homeless people's laundry. And she's like, okay, this is my favorite part. She goes, I know it sounds crazy, but the reason I chose to believe it is because Juan wouldn't make something up that stupid. And Juan goes, yeah, I'm just not that good.

I'm not that good of a liar. It's not a good lie What are you talking about? Why are we pretending that Juan is like Delve Levels of good lying. This is terrible lying, sir. You get no credit for good lies here No, no and also Robin I have to imagine that what happened was you caught Juan you confronted him And he had to come up with something off the top of his head, and then he had to stick to it. So we stuck with the bad lie, because guess what? People are not always really good at coming up with lies

on the spot. If you had time to plan, he would have a much better story. But instead, he was probably coming out of the shitter, and you're like, what's up with this procedure? He's like, uh, uh, uh, until it's this whole yarn. I watched this hilarious silly game show that's been around for, I guess, like years. I've never seen before called America Says on the Game Show Network.

And it's kind of like family feud. And basically they give like a phrase, like, one thing I like to eat with cheese is blank. And then they have all these like blanks that you have to fill in and they give the first letter. And they'll say like, be, let's say like see. And so people say cracker. But under pressure, all these people start saying the craziest things. They go gasoline, turkey,

asbestos, and you're like, what are you, what are these guesses? And they say it's like literally the first thing that comes to their brain. And that's just proof that like, Juan clearly was a cadastan on the show, and that's where this lot came from. People don't lie very well.

And what's the show called? America says it's hosted by the guy from Best in Show. I forgot his name. Michael, Michael, I forgot his name, but I can't remember it because I'm on this spot and it's like a game show. I'm like, Turkey. I almost took a video of these people saying,

there was one part, okay, there was one part I have to say this, there was one part that was like, I forget the clue, something like something that you, like something that you keep away from dogs or something and so one person goes, grass, it was like, eh eh wrong and the next person goes, uh, I don't know, grass, like, eh eh, next person's like potatoes, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh this her name. So he's like, yeah, but who cares because they saw me in public But they don't know that was work. Okay, I mean, I'm with my coworker at a nail salon, you know women and men and women Women chill together all the time, you know, I mean just because coach Bree is a beautiful attractive woman You know, I thought you're not in a home right now. Let me house you in this nail salon

Homeless not pedicureless, okay? But why is he going to the laundromat? And I guess he says at some point in here that it was to wash the team jerseys. So are you telling me that your college basketball team does not have like laundry facilities. And you're saying you can't bring those jerseys home to use your own washing machine. So this was, this was very strange to me. Well, we see a picture of her and I think we see a picture. Maybe I just saw it on the internet. I don't remember.

I don't think, yeah. But she does look just like Karen. Maybe I saw it on Reddit. She does look just like Karen, like a younger version of Karen, and she doesn't have blonde hair, which I thought she was gonna have blonde hair, but she does look similar to Karen. She does, but I do have to say that being said,

if they're having an affair, it is funny that they would post an actual Instagram story together. Yeah, but then again, I think those look like truly a fair ish either. I think the hotel one sounds more a fair light hotel. Right. I agree. The hotel one is the one that's the most because if it's an affair with this coach breathe, then it's a long term, really comfortable affair that they're obviously dating out in public. I mean, these are not subtle. These. I can't do that.

Let's go to a public long term, you know? So. Okay. So then, so yeah, and one's like, you know, I mean, she's a beautiful woman. And so when people see an attractive dude, that's me, with an attractive woman, you know, they're just gonna think all sorts of things,

you know, like what a good ambassador to the unhoused community. That's what they're gonna think, hopefully. God, you know, like what a good ambassador to the unhoused community. That's what they're going to think, hopefully. God, that guy is helping another homeless person. You know what? He really has the talent of finding hot homeless people. It's amazing. If homeless people ever need an ad for help, they he definitely could cast it, you know? So then one's like, yeah. Well, Robin says, oh my god, and on top of you losing your job, I mean, this is terrible. That's devastating.

And he's like, well, it's not devastating, Robin, but it is hard because I was very passionate about it. Um, yeah. And he goes, oh, no, he goes, but I guess we didn't win enough basketball games. You didn't protect your fucking players from being sexually harassed and revenge porn and blackmailed. What the fuck are you talking? This is not even this is terrible. He knew what was going on. And for anybody who doesn't know, one of the, it was an assistant coach, right?

Who was doing it? An assistant coach. No, it was the doctor like the team doctor, right? No, I think, no, I think it was an assistant assistant coach who I think actually used to be a player on the team and now had become an assistant coach. I think the story was something like maybe there was some cat fishing that led to... He was pretending to be a woman and he was getting dick pics from this guy and then started blackmailing him like, I'm going to send these pictures if you don't do more.

And so we started blackmailing him into doing more and more and more until it was, was it having sex with it? I mean, I don't even want to say it. It was, it's illegal. I don't remember an idiot, but it was from last year. But it's really bad. It's not good. Yeah, it's a lot of blackmail.

And then this player apparently went to one and one did nothing and covered it up. I mean, it's bad. And he doesn't deserve to work anymore. Poor kid is probably totally, you know, like that's terrible. Terrible to do someone. So Robb is like, well,

and now the public thinks that you lost your job for another reason. And it's like, yeah, it's unfortunate that the things came out just like the stains at the laundromat, but nothing is factual. And Robbins like, yeah, and then to have people almost rejoicing that you lost your job

because they think you did something wrong. He did do something wrong. One's like, yeah, well, they're miserable because I didn't do anything. You know, like, I don't do anything. I don't party. I don't drink. I'm not social. I'm not social,

I'm not on social media. You, this whole story is about you DMing somebody and having to go give them money. So excuse me, how'd she do that? Well, no, he says I'm not all over social media. Like he's not like someone taking photos all over the place, but yeah, still. And Rob is like, well, you are now,

oh, he's like, stop, that's not in the script. So you know what, you know what it is in today's society? They want, like, people want likes, and they want clicks. That's all they want. I'm like, you realize you're a wife, held your story, a ransom behind a Patreon fire, paywall, right?

You wanna talk about want people wanting likes and clicks? How about like, if you want to hear my reaction to one, Dixon, please sign up. Yeah. So, um, he's like, uh, they want someone to stand up for them when they're being sexually harassed. You know how people are these days? They want likes, they want clicks, they want stoneman to stand up for them when they're being sexually harassed and threatened with revenge porn. I mean, just ignore it. People are ridiculous. They want somebody thing. 2023 in my ride. So now we go to a restaurant which looks much like Karen's spring awakening party or whatever

it was last year, but it's like a root of bond. It's Karen Hugo walking in sitting at a high top. And look at this. Oh, it's a stab. It's a stab in the restaurant. Let me go up the stab. I just went up a stab. Look at this.

Is this a table? Here I am at a table. No. Is this a table or is this just my assistant slash lawyer mad bending over so I could put a cocktail on his back? He was at BravoCon by the way, there was a photo of Matt. Of course he was Of course, you think Matt's gonna miss where I've oh con of course Matt was there roller skating probably from wife to wife So he could get from place to place be from house wife that he works for to house wife he works for slash auditioning for pks Next Peter Pan musical on the skates

how's my fee works for? Slash auditioning for PK's next Peter Pan musical on the skates. By the way, also, cause I feel like I'm gonna forget this for the bonus episode. So I just wanna mention it now. The waiter from Palm Springs was also at BravoCon. The waiter, not slash, not security.

And so Meredith Marks took photos with him and everything. And then he had like a day at BravoCon. So that was kind of funny. Good, I saw him doing something like, Hi, you might know me from real housewives of Salt Lake City. It's funny. I know I saw him doing something like, hi, you might know me from real housewives of Salt Lake City. That's funny. You know that the guy, I forgot his name, the guy from New York in like a... The Martini guy.

Martini guy, Martini Mike or whatever. You know he was like, how am I not a Bravo Con getting my own little segment. So the mime from this show is like, God, you're a match. I wish I could speak out what I literally can't just making a question mark in the air like with his finger. So, um, so Karen's there, then Candace joins and they're like just waiting for Wendy and Candace is like, well, she lives in outer Mongolia. So give her some grace. So Candace is talking about how she's going to LA

for some shows or she just came back from LA from some shows, something like that, right? Yeah, she's talking about how she's been doing shows and Karen's like, well, let's talk about that. Let's talk about stuff, ladies. People are messing with Wendy, because they make small talk about Wendy. Like, she's like, I, let's talk about that. Lay, let's talk about stuff, ladies, people about messing with Wendy, because they make small talk about Wendy.

Like, she's like, I'm not drinking because of Lent. And then I went, Lent's over. She's like, yeah, I'll drink now. So, yeah, Candace is saying, like, I didn't knew she was Catholic, but, wow, she has a rosary, you know? Wow. So she's like, couldn't you have helped me with your rosary before? And Wendy's like, well, that's why they mess with me

and it bounces off because I have this rosary. So, Karen's like, let's talk about that. I got us together because I wanted to see where you guys are with everybody. Even because when I left New York, that was a hot mess. I also want to point out Wendy comes in with this outfit. I feel like she looks sort of like a mushroom, right? Like sort of like a poisonous mushroom.

She sort of came in or like a jellyfish. And there was like this big sort of like flouncy thing on the top and she's like, hello everyone, hello. And I was like, what is, what is this silhouette? I love that they get so dressed up and they're at Bahama Breeze, you know. And every time they come and dress like they're at Bahama Breeze. You know, and every time they come in dress,

like they're going to the Oscars. I know. I'm gonna talk about that on our bonus episode of Brawlcon BT Dubs. So, then we see a reunion flashback of them all fighting and Karen's like, well, back to present. We've said some ugly things and we're all capable of forgiveness

and we can only pray that we come together because it's our chance to take down Robin so we can't be fighting with each other when there's fresh meat on the ground for us. You night. Okay, well I'm okay with Aslim, it's just that I'm okay with. Robin has some ownership to take, because we can only get along for being honest and the biggest liar is the woman who hid her truth. We must have done this. In order to not talk about her truth. Well, unfortunately, I know it's going to take several years for her to own any of this

because look how long it took for her to move out of that condo. I still don't even believe she owns the home she lives in. Thank God she lives with someone who's so good with the homeless. So then Candace talks about how she's like the focus of the entire year. Last year was about maligning my husband, but we find out she has a whole scandal with her husband. And she's like, and what really blew my way over there was when she said I was waiting for a caron to bring it up. Well, I clearly said I was dealing with one's domestic women, not international women. Well, she behaved with all of us like everything

was fine. Yes, she spends an entire year telling you that out of everyone that like that that everyone was gonna see you like my true self and that the only lie was Robert Dixon and I feel like I'm not saying Kevin's line right but I'm just gonna give it to it. So they're like yeah what a protect Candace goes it was a deflection in Karen's like it was a projection and when he's like it is clear that you are projecting and deflecting from what you have currently going on.

Projecting. Deflecting. Projecting. Deflecting. Projecting. Candice is still trying to make the projecting thing a thing. Like she does the hand thing, like the little clamshell thing that she likes to do, which is just projecting.

I was like, it's not really a thing. I would love it to be a thing, but it just hasn't done it. It just hasn't. I'll find something for you, but that wasn't it. The crying goal is the thing. So the producer also says, like, S Wendy, if Wendy's been 100%, you know, open about everything in her life.

And Wendy's like, yeah, and then they ask Karen, and Karen goes, I am an open book. I like her. Her and open book. What kind of book? If you're like an open book from the CIA where everything is redacted. That is something by Matt. Okay. Carrot is the open book that you open up and

there's like pages cut out and there's like a key in the insides. I know. She's like the FOIA version of an open book. You're right. Like you get that book and it's all blacked out. There's like three words in it. I know. So then Wendy, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, What's your story about Ray and what he wants to move to Florida? He wants to move to Florida because he's unsatisfied with me, page 34. Oh, he wants to move to Florida because he loves golf, page 36. You chose page 36. He loves golf and he has a new club at the end. He'll be like, what? You've heard the rumors that Candace's man is being accused this year of somebody saying that Chris got her

pregnant and then made her get an abortion or something. And that's the goss. That's the last I read of it, but I haven't heard much more. And I'm sure they discussed it at BravoCon at some point, but again, I really didn't pay much attention to that. So we'll look up that goss for next time, but they're coming for Chris again this year. So who knows? Who knows? Um, anyway, so there's

just, you know, then they're starting to say like when do you say like, just a car if want, you know, like, and and they're basically are like, listen, if they have an arrangement, just say you have an arrangement, just be honest with us. Oh, yeah, right. That works out.

You guys are going to be just totally cool with somebody like, well, got an arrangement. Oh, yeah, right. That works out. You guys are gonna be just totally cool with somebody. You're like, well, God, an arrangement. Another question actually, if they're even married, because Candace is like, oh, I wonder if they're even married. And then Wendy says, have we even seen the Malwitch certificate? And Cargo says, she is delusional.

Yeah. So I'm like, okay. So I love now, Robbins probably fake married this whole time, and that's probably why she didn't care about finishing the prenup. I love it. So Ashley and her kids are taking out the trash. fake married this whole time and that's probably why she didn't care about finishing the prenup. I love it. So Ashley and her kids are taking out the trash and she's like, who's gonna help me with the trash? Until I'm like, I've dealt with the recycling lock with a big boy or I'd like to get drunk on milk now mother. Where where? Where where where? He's gonna help with the trash. Where where where he's going to help with the trash where where there's no help for you mother

well, get what I'm trying to say Trish bought mom. You already took out the trash when you go rid of Diddy. You and Diddy a booth trash now. Well, I saw him in my terrible terrible twos except I'm for. So as scheduled. It's, welcome to Ashley Darby C side in the city. And so we get shots of her house while they play pirate music. Do you think it's really funny? I know pirate bootied this house away from somebody. Yeah, we get like a little like a house. This is like house hunters at the end of the episode when someone's chosen a place.

Oh, by the way, 12 hello is this week. And the episode that we're going to recap is certifiably hilarious, so we really recommend people come listen to that when we record it. So she's like, yeah, the inspiration for the day of the car is like coastal chic and like previously, like everything was like really dark and Australian and lacherous. And like I just said, let's like trade out golem for like some anchors and like I just said, let's let's trade out Gollum for some anchors and like waves. Yeah, I was really sick of sitting on Kinga Roo's skin. So here we are, my size is 7, 2.2 million dollars. I'm paying for it. And then she held so America could laugh. And then she's like, yeah, because I had to get out of the penthouse right then.

Like it's definitely different having the kids in the house with that Michael. I'm a full-time mom. And then it cuts to the manny. And it says Daisy, the manny. Yeah. I don't only have anyone to just be like here. Take the kids for a minute so I can rest. And it's like Daisy, the manny.

She'll, well, except for Daisy. We also see Dylan is like standing on the countertop. And I'm sorry, yeah, Dean is standing on the countertop Dean's the older one and then Dylan is trying to get to the countertop and Dean's like Where? Where? Give me a hand. I'll help you up and he takes Dylan by the hand and he yanks very slowly Dylan up to the counters. They're both standing on the counter Which I feel like neither of them should be on the counter and this felt like dangerous and then as she turns down and goes, oh, you helped your brother up, that's cool. I'm like, excuse me.

Careful. I know part of me was like, oh my god, if she turns around and sees that and then screams, I hope one of them doesn't get shocked and fall off the counter because she's so worried when she turns around and say, fine, okay, be careful boys. I mean, it was like a beautiful little brother to brother moment of helping her little brother and it kind of felt like an action movie too. Like, I feel like I've never actually seen that happen

except in an action movie, but realistically, they should both be off that counter. So she's like, what's your favorite part of your house, Baba? And he's like, I love playing with my brother, long walks on the sidewalk, with my, the sidewalk that my mother has mislabeled is the ocean shore and making large bubbles with my spittle.

I enjoy it. By the way, doesn't, does, does, did I see this incorrectly? Does Dean like stab the aren't the ashes cutting an orange Dean stab at with a syringe at one point? A syringe. Did I see that correctly? Or am I, because I feel like that would happen in this household.

Mommy, I'm ready to give the orange your face juice. Okay, give it the bouttax. I'm staying in this air B&B right now, and I'm Los Angeles. And I told this guy, I'm gonna be podcasting in there. I hope that's okay. I'm really loud and obnoxious. And he's like, oh, gonna be podcasting in there. I hope that's okay. I'm really loud and obnoxious.

And he's like, oh, no, I'm totally fine. I work from home, but it won't bother me. The walls are really thin. So I know he hears everything I'm saying. And he keeps vacuuming. He's been vacuuming for three hours. Like, do you hear how? Just keeps doing it.

I don't. So, what are you? What are you doing? Is he fucking with me? Should I not take a person? Is he just spilling shit up there all day? What's going on up there? I need to know.

He's upstairs. It's kind of a, I'm in the back house, and I think, you know, it's in the hills, so it's kind of like multi-leveled, but the floor seems to be right near the top of my head. And is your back house actually attached to his house? Or is there like some space? It's actually attached.

Yeah, it has its own separate entrance, but it's... Why am I whispering? I'm whispering, yeah. I don't know. I still don't understand. Oh, God. Oh, you probably heard that. I'm sitting on a step, because it's the only place I can do this.

I'm sitting on a step. I put a stool on a step, so if I fall and break my neck, that's why. But look at the view. What's step on parenting? Step in parenting. What's fall? Now I really did spill water everywhere. I'll know what's that.

You spilled water? Yeah, it's just water. Okay. Wow, regular baby dean over there. Okay, well while you clean that up, I'm gonna go on with this. Why, I'm not gonna clean it up. I'm just picked up the bottle.

But if that happens to me, if you hear me clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, and I die. I love you. This is great. Love you. What a way to go out. Bravo Con and Potelmick. So Michael, we find out Michael's name is still in the mortgage, but he's, he had, there's no room for him, and he's actually never, he's only been upstairs like two or three times, and she's really not sure what she's going to do financially. And hence, she's not in any rush to take Michael's name off the mortgage. So that way she has a little bit of security that if something goes wrong, he's there to help her. Right.

Of course. Yeah, I mean, he shouldn't be helping her. She's got two kids with that guy now. So he should pay for that shit. And so she goes to sit on the porch and she's like, Oh, my favorite spot, the porch. Uncle, I'm glad you labeled that. I like when they come back and they forget, kind of feel like they have to get back into it.

Hi, one welcome home. I'm just taping things into a frame. Hi, I'm home just carrying a box. Here I am on a swing. My favorite spot on the porch. You know, this is a radio audio right. We can't see what you're doing. I know. Here I am sitting on the porch staring at the beautiful Atlantic Ocean. It's like that's just another McMansion across the street.

Like I said, the Atlantic Ocean. There's a dolphin. That is a Tesla. I said the Atlantic Ocean. Oh, there's a dolphin. That is a Tesla, man. Oh, no. Looks like a real high tide is coming through. That's a deer. OK, so she calls somebody. Oh, she facetimes Giselle.

And she's like, so what about Grace going to college? That is your storyline. How is Grace going to college? That is your storyline. How is Grace going to college and you did a younger man going? Uh, it is going well as I sit here in the kitchen, nah, with appliances around me, setting a scene. Uh, yeah, it's, she's going to college. I'm gonna move in with you.

What's going on over there? By the way, I saw that Michael was in the Bahamas. Ah, sorry, it's hard for me to say Bahamas. Bahamas. Ah, sorry, it activates my eyes a little too much. John. So are you divorced and Ashley's like, no, we're discussing custody right now, but we did agree on the kids. So was he supporting you financially? And she's like, no, we're discussing custody right now, but we did agree on the kids. So was he supporting you financially? And she's like, yeah, you didn't help out with the down payment on my house, and he does pay a child support,

but they do everything else. I'm using children alone. Sorry, I was doing an Inaigarra and Lafrog on. So just like, yeah, just like like we're going to have everyone over together because we need a moment with Robin. I don't want to call her delusional, but I do want to look at her relationship. But I am calling her the Lulu.

So just as the things that Robin is going through, people don't make it to the other side, people can't handle what Robin is handling. I mean, a man who cheats at a laundromat, that's just a sad version of cheating. This is a lot for anybody. So yes, my concern is for her mental health, and that's huge.

So, Jacelle's like, you know, her perspective is different from everyone else and I just want her to know, you look crazy. So they're going to have this little confrontation, a little one confrontation. So then we go to Jacelle's kitchen where she is finally with her young, hot piece of meat. Jason. Jason. From when Jason, who Jason is, you know, I've always found Jason to be super, super, super hot.

And I feel like he was looking very, very hot in this. You know, I was like, who, I'm getting the vapors watching Jason around this kitchen right now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, getting Robin boys. So he's there making sushi sort of like a Bible study. I remember Jason reminds me of how I felt in Bible study as a kid, you know, because I grew up in a real religious family.

I know that shocks you, but we would go to Bible study. And I would think- My appendix came out, by the way. I would think that sounds nice, but I don't believe it. And that's how I feel watching this scene. Like Jason's cute, not buying this for two seconds. There's zero chemistry here. Just saying that right now.

Yeah, the chemistry is a little off, but I was just happy. I was, you know why? You know how I was happy? It's because you're the guys that Jacelle has brought around. I've not been really, it's too easy on the eyes. I just was happy for just a switch up. I was like, oh, finally,

like this is a real improvement from Sherman and Jamal. And whoever the poor sap was last season that they only showed in flashbacks. So are you saying you're happy for the I can't be. So let's see here. So he's making sushi, like he's cutting fish for sushi. I think it's sushi. Yeah. And they're talking about the fish.

And then she keeps trying to be flirty. She's like, oh, I have a bigger band. I'm going to bend down and get the band. You like that? Yes. Just bending down. Like big sexy and dancing, but you know, Hudge is all dances.

And he's like, yeah, very, very sexy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So she's saying like, well, you know, mama's gotta live. I know I have to live and do my thing. So I did run up on the sky named Jason A. And it's a hot young thing little dendronie Ah, and she talks about how she met him through Luke and Ashley and everything and I

By the way, I can what is it like I'm curious to know what is like to have like your mom dating like a super hot younger guy Like what is that what is that like when you are like a teenage girl? I would love to know from someone because I just literally cannot even imagine that. I don't know, but I feel like we should all hope for our moms to have that blessing in their life, you know? I mean, my mom's still married to my dad. I hope she bangs a hot young guy, you know?

Good for you. Go for it, Rhonda. I support it. I feel like I could really see a world in which Jason is just kind of like a communal jiggle in like a nice way and like a supportive way is happening. I think that's like he goes to the world. Yeah, household to household. He's like, hey, I'm here. I'm here to give you some sexual pleasure. I think that makes the most, oh, God, sorry, rearranging. I don't want you to make the most. I know. I'm being careful. I

think that makes the most sense that he's just kind of sharing his gift with the world and his gifts are hotness and penis. So for you. So she talks about how the kids going to college and she's, you know, sad about it and stuff, which of course, I don't care, but, you know, I feel for you. So then, I don't know, it's just a long scene kind of about that and watching them make sushi. So then Angel comes in and she's like, oh my god, stop flirting. There's a child present. She's like, look, I'm going to feed Jason now. Jason, open up sexy butt dancing sexy butt dancing, put a dung in his mouth. This is how sexy people do it right now. Like that's like, mom, stop. Stop it, mom.

You're embarrassing both of the children in the room, okay? Yeah, and then Angel starts saying how Jason really has to try Jizzel's breakfast, because she makes really great pancakes and everything. And she's like, well, he's not a breakfast guy. Yeah. And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he's like, why would you say this? And she's like, because I've been with you in the morning.

Wink, wink. Like mom. Hmm. So now we go over to our, our, our grifter and chief, Mia. And she's like, walks into an apartment. And she's like walks into an apartment and she's like well, I survived. I mean if you're in the car pool And we see her like doing carpool. I don't know why we flash back to it But she we saw her who's dropping the kids off somewhere. Yeah, and So he goes why did you lock the door the reflex?

I don't know because they're in a small place now. So she explains, moving out of them being housed was quite an adjustment. We went from 10, what, 20, 12,000 square feet to 1500. Like a closet, literally my old closet space is my new living space. So as far as cost is concerned, we can no longer afford $10,000 a month,

which is what we are owed on our business. No, wait, what you say $10,000, which is what went on with our business. I think that's what they were get. Oh, no, she says we can't afford it with everything that's going on with our business right now. What you. What was I doing when I took these notes? I took these notes right when I got back from Vegas and you can tell. I'm sorry for everybody for stumbling over this shit. I'm like, what was I watching? I don't have an excuse with mine.

Mine, I'm just like, I just, I had pasta. Not the bolster, but yeah, it's so funny me and Gordon because last season, they were so happy to move into this big house. And they're like, here we are. We're on television stars, man. We have a big house. And they're already downsized, like that quickly. And they remodeled the rental. Remember, they spent all of that money remodeling the rental.

Oh, boy. So Gordon's talking about this whole situation with the joint. And he says it's going to be a court case, because the company owes him $500,000 and Mia starts saying, you know, Gordon and I, we like started developing the joint care and practice in 2013. Like, back in September, Gordon was loaded out of the family business for reasons that I'm not like no longer sure of and like I no longer work as marketing director of the company. So those brochures won't just have to like move themselves across the table.

I know, the joint chiropractic's really suffering. They're gonna shut her all over the country. No one is there to fix the pamphlets, okay? Also, you did not develop the joint chiropractic. I know, I love the way she talks as if she, like they developed the, like the corporations. She literally lost. She literally lost. Like what the hell?

She doesn't not care. There was a clip of her Bravo Con where I forget who was interviewing her, but they're like, so, you know, people have accused you of marrying Gordon for money. She's like, duh. We all knew that. So Mia's like, why are your family acting like this towards you? And he's like, well, all they said is that I'm not listening.

And it makes no sense to get rid of a CEO that's done nothing. I'm like, that's literally why you get rid of a CEO. You weren't listening when they said stop taking money out of the company to use for your own personal life, dude So now they now they basically are having a money issue and he basically is like well We got to give ourselves a pat on the back for pivoting so quickly I mean of course once we got through our two or three months of woe is me, you know, and she's like, meeeab. You went through like a whole depression and like you sat on the sofa for like two months to see you was like, really hard for me.

It was so hard. I didn't think I was gonna make it through. I was like, I love a Mia's drama. She's like, I didn't think I was gonna make it through watching someone be depressed. I think it's the depressed person who gets to say that, not you who just sits there and watches. Well, yeah, she's like, hello, if I married you for your money, or even if not, like, even if we didn't know that yet on the show,

like, you just lost everything, and now you're gonna sit there and just be lost. Like, hello, you better get your ass up and get to work. Be depressed later. Okay? Be depressed on your vacation from your next gig. Get up. So it's your family, Chris, I'm out. A bunch of times while he was depressed.

Like, get the fuck up. And he didn't like that, I don't think. And you know, she said, well, I just didn't, I didn't know. So I guess they start talking about like there was an audit and then she got up for me. You know, the audit came up totally clean, you know. Yeah. It was done by Gigi Gordon and associates. I'm sure it came up clean. I can break British communities. Yeah, so she was, you know, at that moment when there was the audit, Mia was questioning,

Gordon, like, oh, what did you know? And he didn't like that because it was like, she didn't believe him. Right. So she was like, well, I gotta protect my assets and my cans. And I think this year has been a good year for me, even like working through all this adversity.

There's like lifestyles I need to make in order to stay healthy from the not disease I pretended I almost have last year. She will just hold on to anything. It's so funny. Like they completely called her out on this for lying last year. And she comes back this year like, remember when I have that story line last year about being a really, really young. That was a lie. I really need to take care of my health to stay. Not really, really fake ill. What the hell? By the way, how do you feel about me drinking alcohol?

And Gordon's like, oh, I didn't know you weren't. And she goes, yeah, I told you, babe. Like, we're at the beach and you said, you want to cocktail? I said, I'm not drinking. And he goes, yeah, but then the end you said, you take a glass of wine. Oh, us and I'm not drinking. And he goes, yeah, but then the end you said, you take a glass of wine. Oh, yes, I'm drinking wine. Drinking wine.

So she's not drinking. By the way, oh, go ahead. No, I was just gonna say, Vanity Fair exposing all the like the drinking on these shows. How many shows are we watching now? Where they're like, I'm not drinking. Like it happens all the time now. Well, but it's never really that believable, right?

I think on New York it is like a lot of those cast or sober, but me, this is you, I'm not drinking liquor. Then why doesn't count? Yeah. Just I just had to cut out hard alcohol because it's like mind and mood altering and like I like who I am with that it's so I'm gonna do it

Even Gordon says it's the same out of alcohol and wine versus a cocktail Yeah, but she's basically doing it because she's ruined her friendships with people and is blaming the alcohol instead of her messy behavior Which is kind of a typical thing on these shows, right? Where they're like it wasn't it was the alcohol that whole time. And now I have a sober journey. So everybody has to be nice to them for a year because you can't meet being mean to a person

who's trying to be sober. It's like the rule, you know, lies. Lies. So then we go to Candace and Chris having a picnic. And she doesn't like all the bugs. And he's like, okay, well, thanks for planning a picnic outside. And this patchy grass, also we did see the Potomac font, but it was hard to see because it was running

and it was behind trees, but it was there. I don't know if you caught it, but it was, it was a blink and you miss it moment for that font, but it was there. It's like, I'm not ready. I'm not ready for this yet. The one keeps it. It's gonna give me $50.

I'm just trying for this yet. The one keeps it. Give me $50. I'm just trying to get away. So they sit down and Candace tells us how last year was the most challenging year in their marriage and it's been a journey but they were able to have fun and not harp on their drama. So Chris is like, so you glad to be home and she's like, yes, it feels good not to be living out of suitcases I mean those triangles take up a lot of space and it's just very difficult nice to have my own wardrobe back. And she tells us I've been performing for the last three months thank god for labels with marketing dollars. So she's talking about how much it costs to tour because they pay for marketing for the

album but she has to pay for all the tours and she's spent over six figures just to get on tour. And of course, the goal is to make profit, you know, with ticket sales and merch and stuff like that, but she's going to get bigger costumes, make up highlights, chicken cutlets, titties. It's all going to be there. It's like, listen, before we go on to her, Teddy's cutlets highlights. Always, I'm always short of put those chicken cutlets in my shirt before we go on stage.

Just look at the videos. I would like a nice lift. Next time I go out. Well, listen, I think that Candace has nothing to worry about because as long as she keeps trotting out special guest musicians like Drew Sadorah, I think that like those sales will be through the roof. Well, they show a clip, a few clips of her singing

and that she's really gotten, much as she was always a good singer and stuff, but I think she's really polished that. I have to say. I think she has, I just pretty good. She was like a little pitchy. It was always felt like she had something there, but like when she would sing on the show, she was like, happy birthday to you.

And you're like, okay, but seems like she's actually worked out and she has gotten better. But I did feel really bad for Drew that when they showed footage of Candace at City Winery in Atlanta, they didn't even bother showing Drew's adora on this, they're like, let's not, let's not, let's not solely this franchise.

Well, there wasn't much to show. But they could have shown it at least at a little clip because wasn't it just like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, okay, thank you, that was Drew. That was Drew's ad. But they could have shown it at least it a little clip because wasn't it just like Okay, thank you that was true That was that one of the funniest moments of that dreadful season was drew Drew's adorable. It's big musical mom. I'm like So then let's see Chris is

Chris asked the well do you need dancers? He Chris is like, do you really need to have dancers or backup singers? She's like, um, I'm not a Lannis Morris at. I'm not Jewel, okay? I don't have someone cooistic show. Yeah, I'm kind of like do stuff, perform stuff. But is she, I think she... Let me get my voice really high while I say this. But like, there's not that much of a difference

between Candace and Lanna Smoreset. Like, if you think of like you oughta know, that is literally just Candace had a reunion. I want you to know. I forget the rest of lyrics here. And I'm happy. And I want you to know. Like, that's actually a very Candace thing to say.

Um, it would also be very alannist to do drive back, I feel like. I feel like she could pull that off. I can't. Alannist literally has a music video in a car. Most really think I'm playing. I think she could pull that off. You better drive back. Drive back.

You can just add a little anger in the mood. You better drive back, yeah. When your drive adores me, drive back. I'm so embarrassed that I forgot the second lyric was, I want you to know that I'm happy for you. I wish nothing but the best for you both. Like that would definitely be a can of thing to do. Then you'll launch us into some angry tirade.

So. Okay. So after talking about her tour, getting all the small stuff out of the way, we get to the real stuff, which is Robyn's an asshole. And she's like, you know, Robyn, I will acknowledge Robyn was supportive, but then she wasn't

supportive anymore. And we see a clip of Robin the three you name being like, can we agree that it's probably not the best idea for a married man to be in a hotel room with a single woman? We sure could. Now can you agree on it in this current? I can't you agree on it. Can you agree on that in this current time frame? And so that's basically what this is.

Candidate didn't like that Robin sort of hedged there at the reunion and she goes thinking of how she moved on the whole story about you being a sneaky link. It just makes me sit back, perhaps even drive back and say, were you only supporting me and Chris, so no one would bring up what happened to you and your husband. Ding, ding, ding, me and Chris, so no one would bring up what happened to you in your husband?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Okay. You know what I call that? It's a little bit ironic. Don't you think? Just a moo, ironic. And yeah, I really do think. And that's a question, did.

I wanna know. Chris, I've got one hand in my pocket and the other on the Instagram Baha tin Okay, so then we go to just L getting ready for this event today and again Just else doing it outside she will not let yep anybody in my house I mean we she'll only let her own family shoot in her house. Everybody else, he's like, okay, we have more than three people here. We will be doing this outdoors, down ahead.

Yes. So she gets her little Costco spread out. And then Shasha's the first to arrive, thaw, thaw, thaw. And everyone's like sort of like teetering down this hillside to get to this backyard area. It's always so perilous whenever Gisele hosts something there. And Shasha's like, oh wow, you didn't have to do this yard area. It's always so perilous whenever Jazelle hosts something there.

And Shasha's like, oh wow, you didn't have to do this for me, Sam Paine. I'm serious, you did that. Wow, is that a pun? Is that a pun? Then Ashley has to come walking backwards down it because she can't get down the hill so she's walking backwards.

And she's like, hotel to Sal is always under construction. Something's always broken, needs time to be demolished, needs to be caught. Ashley, you married Michael. You're not allowed to complain about things that are broke down. That is actually very true. So they're going to talk to Robin as girlfriends. And she's like, yes, we've all been in similar situations. But I do think there is some delusion in what's really going on in her life.

I know that Ashley and Shri Sa have been through similar situations and their marriages are, so I'm like, and you too, by the way. So these are the best people to bring and talk to her and say, hey, we got you. We're here. We love you. Now, talk some shit about long for us, please. And they're like, so she just all says, yeah, I saw that pic. The nail salon, I had a fit. And I was like, why? What's he doing in the nail salon with a woman? And she said she doesn't care. And she's numb to it. And she's like, well, then that's not the first time. I mean, this is something she hasn't learned to deal with. Like, that's her new normal. She's just, she's learned to deal with it now. And they're like, how sad is that?

Like, would you please stop? Ashley is pretending to be divorced from, like to be completely separated from Michael. You're pretending to have this young ass boyfriend. Robbins pretending to be married to one. Mia's pretending to not be in the Gordon just for his money. I mean, come on. Candice is pretending to be married to one. Mia's pretending to not be into Gordon just for his money. I mean, come on. Candice's pretending to have a recording career.

So, Karen's just pretending about everything. Yeah, you don't even need to bring up Carrie. That's just self-explanatory. No, Candice has a music career. I shouldn't say that. I think she legitimately has one. So Robin, so not, so not fun Robin shows up. They do that thing where they're like,

talking about Robin to make it look like she busts it in while they're talking and she's like, oh, there need to be steps here. So she's like, steps, okay, what if you want, Robin Dixon will have some steps. So they hug and then just like, oh, by the way, you're our special guest. She's like, really? why am I the special guest?

Well, the three of us love you while at least on camera and 100% so now it's time for some tough love You know you have a tough walk way to get to some tough love So she's like damn what did I do and so they tell her listen? We want to talk about one with you. And they all just it's a big long pause. And so Robyn's like, okay, and Sherees is like, I don't have anything planned to say. So I was supposed to say some of my supposed to do it. Why is everybody looking at me? I thought I was friend of them. I was supposed to start the scene. I was going to pay them up for this shit. So Ashley's like, okay, well, when the story's broken,

everything, I messaged you that night, and I was like, Robin, I know this is ludicrous, but stuff was coming out, and I'm like, it's Robin being honest with me, is she being honest with herself even? And Robin is just like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, before anybody beats me up too badly, just like everybody to look at my fingers,

which are kind of sore from taping pictures into frames. Yeah, and within like when the nail salon photo came out, I was like upset because I've been in that position, like I've literally gotten pedicures before, and like, you know, like where you just, but I've also been in position, we had to like defend your man,

and like, it's a really uncomfortable place to be in. Well, let me explain some things, Ashley. Brianna's worked on staff for three years. So that relationship is not new to me. Now, the laundromat story is a straight-up lie. So that's upsetting that people are out here saying they were, you know, they were hugged up and putting things in washing machines. That didn't happen.

Um, there is a picture of them and a lot, well, I guess they did this like as a smart ass thing, but the pictures that it's going around is, from them in a launch format holding up gain or something and it just says, Get life people. Sounds good. Yeah.

But by the way, I don't think anyone would think twice about this if they're already this ridiculous Canada story. So Robyn's like, why would people think know that lie? I saw Juan Dixon at a laundromat with a lady named Coach Bree from someplace. I hope that I hope that checks out. Well, although Juan was not smart and communicating with the female in Canada, he's not dumb enough to be anywhere in public being affected and physical with another woman. Yeah, so please look at the history of men cheating under wives who are in public, like,

like famous public figures who cheat under wives. I was going to say, not only dumb people cheat, okay? Very smart, cheap people cheat all the time. You're not complimenting him by saying he's too smart to go fuck somebody. One has nothing to do with the other. I'm just going to roll in a TV like in high school when the substitute teachers and class, the TV that's on that set is going to roll it in. We're going to start playing the scene from Rony.

We're Bethany breaks the news to Luanne about Tom at the Regency. People cheating public places. Yeah, that's what they do it. Sevens. Robin, let's see. So she explains that. And she's like, so who says this? Shasha, to me, the incidents you're saying are two different things. Exactly. It's Ashley. So she's like, okay, this is two different things. There's a woman in Canada, right? And then there's the friend coach, Bri that he goes to get laundry and

nails done with. So we shouldn't conflate the two. And I agree, because I think the coach Bri thing you can be friends with a person. And it sounds like that's friendly stuff to do. Go do their laundry with them, hang out at the nail salon. But the Canada lady coming in from Canada sounds like bullshit. But what's funny though is that actually is somehow okay with the Canada thing, but then it's like, but she's like in terms of the nail salon

She's like, if I were one, I just would operate like be like a little bit more cognizant and like away for a minute So Rob, because I literally told him like, you know, he's like, I'm gonna go to the nail salon And he's like, you're like, I'm the nail salon. I was like, I don't want to go to the nail salon He's like, but Bree's gonna come and I'm like, well, okay, but like the block is hot one and he's like whatever So and Ashley's like, yeah, but that's why he should have stayed home and just'm like, well, okay, but the block is hot one and he's like, whatever. So, and Ash is like, yeah, but that's why he should've stayed home. And Jacelle's like, she's like, well, he's not the problem is he's not thinking about

how is this gonna affect Robin not? And actually, Jacelle is totally right. Like in those situations, like it may have been innocent, but like if there's already heat, or there's gonna be like press or whatever, water's like, fuck it, I'm still gonna do it, but Robin's gonna be the one who's gonna catch all the heat for it. And so what do you want me to do?

Get mad and throw a shoe at him? I mean, that would help. Sure, that's a start. Oh, yeah. That's a start. Exactly. I mean, I would prefer you burn all of his clothes and then go burn Breeze House down.

But, you know, you start where you need to, you know? Yeah, just, you know what? Just take the bottle of gain and just throw it at his head, okay? Time up, put him in a laundry machine, a washing machine, and turn it on until he's begging for his life. That's what I say. Yeah. So, she's like, well, I'm not gonna tell him,

you have to end your friendship because it was fine before. I'm not gonna do that. And they're like, listen, we're talking about your happiness. Are you okay? And then it's a big long pause and horns. And Robin's like, oh, my joy has been stolen. Because all of the shit that's been piled on nonstop every day.

There's a headline about me every single day. Yeah, cause your husband fucks up a lot. A lot. This is very Jack's Taylor. Very Jack's Taylor would say, like, you know, like, my joy has been stolen. I'm just trying to enjoy my wife and my kid, but like everyone's writing these things. They don't realize that everyone's talking about me.

Everyone's always talking about me. It's like, that's because of the stuff that you're doing, you know? I mean, Robin's different because it's not Robin. It's not Robin. It's not Robin doing it. Robin, you know, Jack's is the guilty one. So Robin's not Robyn. It's not Robyn. It's not Robyn that's doing it. Robyn, you know, Jack's is the guilty one. So Robyn's not the guilty one. It's just Robyn's guilty where she keeps accusing everybody

of wealth and like making mess with everybody else about this stuff when she's just being a fucking hypocrite the whole time. So well, if here's the thing, the world just wants to tear us apart. My joy has been taking, but it's not Wands fault. The world doesn't want it, like literally the world has so many other issues to deal with.

The world just wants, like, a, wants you to acknowledge this is the most bullshitty story of all time, and like, please, we believe that you're smarter than this, so please don't co-sign this story. That's how the world wants. Yeah. So, let's see, she's like, this has been a pile on and they're like, we're just trying

to help you. And then Robin goes, so if the girl was because Sheree says something like, he shouldn't be out with another girl. And Robin's like, so if she were big and fat and only, would you even care? And Sheree says like, babe, it doesn't matter if you're ugly. Like guys will fuck ugly people. Guys don't care, okay? Guys don't care. And it's so true that they'll cheat on you. With whoever, guys will stick it in anything.

Yes, she goes, my ex had some boogers. I mean, I would have never thought he was gonna stuck, he would have stuck those things into those things, but he did, okay? And like I went through years of my ex being in various relationships, and honestly, and then I've researched the cry, and she's like, my heart hurts for you,

because it happens, it opens up a wound for me, and I'm not saying your situation is my situation, but it looks familiar, and I gave Eddie a thousand passes, and then at the end of the day, I knew the truth, and then she says, like, she didn't want to accept the truth. She basically made all these excuses for Eddie, and then he's the one who just up and leaves her. And I think that, like, for her, like, you know,

I think Shasha's basically saying, like, this is fucked up. I protected the sky. I made it to use for him. Like, I should have been the one to leave. But he's the one who then dumps me. So, I think Shasha has like Ding ding ding like she's right on all these points. Oh, yeah, cuz you can see it You know if anybody's ever done this stuff to you or cheated on you you see it. I mean once so obvious

You know he's so ugly. Just so would actually you know, yeah, so And you just want to believe it until it's time that you don't believe it You know you don't see it until you's time that you don't believe it. You know, you don't see it until you see it, you know, if you're in love or whatever. So, no one else can really ever do anything which sucks. But Robin goes, are you saying I'm a denial? No, she's saying there's a sale on tuna fish at the store. Of course.

Yeah, she's basically like, I saw you on the reunion or I saw you on the show out of New York. And she's like, you look crazy. Come on. I love what you said that. I was watching you on that show that came out of New York. At this point, just say watch what happens. So then Ashley is like, you know, I've been making excuses in my relationship because I blamed myself. I was postpartum.

I wasn't giving Michael enough affection, but you know what? Finally, there were enough tweets saying you need to leave this asshole that I'm pretending to leave him and now I have my own hat and dream house. And I love it. On the shore. And so as she says, no, I know we're different people, but I don't feel like you're really that happy and this kind of just feels like a Protect One campaign. And Rob's like, absolutely not, but by the way, Protect One at all costs. I mean, I meant to say not that.

She looked the woman in Canada, I know the store is crazy, but he would not make up a crazy story. He would make up a better story. Yeah. And then, so Jisels like, yeah, she pulls that one out again, which still makes no sense. So Jisels like yeah, she pulls out one out again, which still makes no sense

so Jisels like listen, I've learned through my man who is fucking everybody that it's time to put myself first not some dude and I remember what you were like before I remember before you got divorced and all the drama started with one in the first place and you're different, you know got divorced and all the drama started with Juan in the first place and you're different, you know? Or not before you got a divorce. But no, but I remember what Rocky were when you got a divorce and you're different. You're so different today, you know? And by the way, Robin says that if Juan ever stepped out on her again, she would put him out like they have more time.

If it ever happens, one more time. Yeah. And so, you know, Jacelle tells us, you know, Juan, you know, she says, I think that Juan actually creates these crazy stories. So that way, Robin says, well, this is so silly that it has to be true. I'm like, exactly.

Well, it's either, either it's like Jacelle's thing, where he comes up with something so silly that Robin has to believe it, or I just believe that Juan gets confronted, and he's not expecting it, and he just comes up with something so silly that Robin has to believe it or I just believe that one gets confronted and he's not expecting it and he just comes up with a terrible lie. So she's like, well, what do you want me to do? Get a divorce? Be mad. What am I supposed to do? I just found 170 black and white pictures. And so they're like, listen, we just want you to know you have Francis support you. And she's like, okay, will I support this? That was fun.

This was a great time, guys. Thanks so much. So that was like the easiest confrontation scene ever. They had to address this stuff. So of course, her best friend's going to do it, you know, in a way. But I thought still the stuff said to her was true. I mean, yeah, it didn't feel like a bullshit scene. I felt like they

were generally concerned. And they were bringing it up before she got to the other half of the women who are just going to rail her for it. You know what I mean? They're like, let's get together and have a nice scene about this before, like let's get your story and one story solid before we have everybody else coming in here making a mess. And it's also a way for them to cover their, their asses because they can say like, no, we had a conversation with Robin and we feel like she heard us, so therefore we can support her. Like, if they just have a group scene and they support Robin, they're gonna look, they're gonna look wild.

But if, but if they like have this conversation, they can say we understand where Robin's coming from and we just want to support her Because next week obviously the trailers like basically Robin walking to a party and Karen and Candace and Wendy staring at her So we'll see what happens, but I still thought I actually I actually really like this Confrontational scene. I thought like this is an example of where a scene a show can and I thought like, this is an example of where a scene, a show can not be like necessarily like fighting, but it can still be compelling TV or like interesting TV.

And so I really, I really enjoyed it. And I thought that was a really good premiere. Well, I'm glad to have the latest back. Fun episode. We will talk to you guys next time. Thanks so much being here. This is on video. So get those on crap and it's on demand.

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