Watch What Crappens - #2217 RHOSLC Part 1: Prism Break

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09).  The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second ends with Monica and Lisa fighting at a sound bath.  Angie is still Greek.  This is part 1 of a two part recap!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That episode. Yeah, because I didn't really do, I didn't go into a lot of the things that you're supposed to do there. I just talked to everybody the whole time, of course. So that's just me. When I go to a party, I stay outside and talk to everybody too. I thought that would have to stop when I stopped smoking

because you have to be inside more. Nope, I just walk around talking to everybody still. And then Ben actually watched the content that was being shot at BravoCon. Yeah, so I reported on some of the gossip. I talked about some of the gossip that came out of BravoCon. But anyway, those are like two really fun bonus episodes.

We're not going to do a bonus episode next week because we did two this week to talk about BravoCon, because it was such a big deal. Also, we're doing something really fun today. You may have heard of the podcast, even the Rich, because we've actually, A, you may have heard of it because it's a big podcast, but we've done ads right here on our own show for even the rich.

And we are going on even the rich today, they're actually having like a live stream. So go check that out. If you listen to this in time, go check out the live stream, but it'll still be up even if you don't listen to this in time. So we're going to be on there talking, Vandipram rules and stuff like that. So that's going to be really fun. We can't wait to meet some other fellow podcasters. And it's so exciting having you in town, Ronnie, back here in LA this week. It's always so thrilling. We're in the same space. I'm excited to be here.

I know we're going to carpool later. That's going to be fun. So that's all the good stuff. But today we have to talk some Salt Lake City because it was a super now. No, no, no, today. What did I miss to talk today? I'm sorry we get to talk today. We get to talk so it's a Salt Lake city. What a show? The fireworks the love the hatred the villainy the jury the jury the the lunatic soda offerings. The horrific abuse of Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper finally playing the prominent role of a crackhead that it deserves because anybody who loves Dr. Pepper knows that that's crack in a cup.

Okay. No other soda does anything to me. I can drink five Diet Cokes and not feel anything. You have one Dr. Pepper and suddenly I'm like, can I be a renail? My mother is a piece of. I was like, let me tell you something. That Dr. Pepper was Monica and little Bobby was Linda just going in hard on that talk. Just just just just going at it full strength.

Bobby's Bobby's always been a cutie pie on this show, but wow. Today she really came out as one of my all-time favorites. This is just a great episode of Little Soda, Hollic Bobby. You know, like we saw her. great episode of Little Soda, Hollik Bobby. You know, like we saw her. She's like a little mini-Kim Richards. And it just grabbed my heart. And I've heard over the past few years

about the soda culture in Utah. Like, it's such a big thing, soda culture. And this is my first time witnessing it. Cause, you know, and I've seen the TikToks. Like, there was some girl on TikTok who was like, this is how I got my soda, and she's in Utah, and then she's like, she gets her diet coke, and then she puts this in it, and then that in it,

and then that in it, and then she adds this, and then that in that, and I was like, oh my God. But now, like, seeing it here on the show, I feel like that was like the element that I was missing from Utah on the show was soda culture, and now I feel like it's really there. And Lisa Barlow's diet coke thing doesn't count, because that's, I would argue that might even be more gay culture than soda culture. And now I feel like it's really there. And these Barlow die coak thing doesn't count because that's I would argue that might

even be more gay culture than soda culture. But this was soda culture. As that's very, as deemed by no side. Very heavy soda culture show. Um, we learned something, you know, this, this year we're learning about missions and soda addictions. I know. I love how like literally every other podcast that's gonna cover the Salt Lake City episodes. It's gonna be like, wow, that fight with Monica and Lisa Barlow, that was insane. We're like, the soda.

There's all about the soda. So does that lie for us. And it really is the different. I mean, Bobby was shit-faced. Bobby was like Nazi from Sid and Nancy. Like there was a point where I was worried about Bobby, you know? I was like, when she's gonna check in I mean, there's ways that apparently you can combine the soda that really crack you out

It was just a really fascinating episode. Yeah, she was definitely seeing babies on the ceiling by the end of the And by babies, I mean probably just her dad because her dad kind of looks like a big baby, right? so Let's get into the way her dad is seven feet tall. Did you know that Justin's really tall? I did not know that. I thought I was shocked when I saw him. He was really strong.

He's a Salman Vegas. Yeah, he's extremely tall, very tall. Very tall man with a Jersey dog face plopped on him. And he had some way. Okay, so let's do this. We get like a nice song. It was like a white lotus. White lotus Salt Lake City music, right?

Didn't have the, it was the white lotus but not on the wagon. Cause I feel like this was this. Ooh. And white lotus is like. Ooh. Ooh. So it was season one like white lotus is like So what is season one like white lotus? Season one before the they're brought on the other the garble, but it was like

Actually the white lotus theme song sounds very much like Whitney arguing like this is how Whitney argues But Meredith you said this before Meredith you said this before you know like she does have that key change at the white lotus music does, you said this before. Meredith, you said this before. You know, like she does have that key change that the White Lotus music does. If you think about it, that is Whitney. It's my theory. Did I have too much soda?

Is my theory or does my theory even hold water? You're cracked out. You're cracked out. Mixing your big red with your Dr. Pepper. But I feel like Whitney's internal monologue. Because my internal monologue is, oh my god, do they hate me? What did I do?

I probably said something stupid. What did I say? Oh my god, am I fat? What did I eat today? Oh god, I hope I fit into those pants. That's how my internal monologue sounds. This is how Whitney's internal monologue sounds. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

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I mean, because also Whitney and Justin are white loaders characters. Let's be honest. They just haven't gone to their resort yet. If they haven't saved up enough money to actually get there. Would they ever film the white lotus at a days in? Motel six lotus. Days in days lotus holiday holiday roadway roadway lotus. All right. Okay. Okay. So five hours later, we'll just have to hold on. Let me say hi, even the rich. Sorry. We're gonna be late. We've been, um, we've been having some meditations on whether Whitney's voice sounds like season one or season two of the white lotus theme song. Thank you.

So we see Monica walking up to a place called pink sweets cafe, which I already hate. I already hate this cafe. And I generally don't like pink foods, especially pink candies or pink sweets. Oh, I don't. Just because usually you know I have my whole berry thing, I don't like a lot of fruity flavors. So something pink is almost always going to be like that It's gonna be like bubble gummy or it's gonna be like strawberry or raspberry or something like it's just gonna be terrible for me It's gonna be terrible. Pink is like well. Yeah, it's bad bad news for me

I just want to say what's hilarious news for the both of us. In typical Watch What Crap in Fashion, the minute we start recording, there's a leaf blower outside. Do you hear it? I'm not even at my own house. And the leaf blower still shows up to fuck us. Every time I play the leaf blower, it's like, that bottle. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It sticks it's it's sticks the end of the leap bloat blow into the fountain is like

When you just start saying so we go to the sweets cafe and Monica is there and Angie comes in and yet another pair of stupid glasses How does she have so many stupid glasses? Well, I mean I do I've never seen someone with this many pairs of stupid glasses Well, I'm glad you asked that because this is the episode where she reaches the end of her line of stupid glasses because then she goes back. She goes back later in the episode to her oversized pink safety glasses that she was wearing in Palm Springs. She reuses them and I was like, ah, you ran out. You ran out of some glasses.

You cycled back. Got you. But yeah, she has more crazy sunglasses. And, um, and of course Angie loves this because, oh my God, I love pink. This is right up my alley. It, it, I'm like pink, the music in your house. It is stark white. What are you talking about? You love pink. Oh, but that's where highlights in her house.

As stark white, but then she'll have like pink. Oh, yeah, you're right. And the dog, pink feather boa plate or whatever. So she's like, yeah, perfect place for a little girl. This time I will have a strawberry smoothie and a piece of strawberry, Greek cake and I'm Greek. So do you have any buck liva? So, yeah Monica's like,

there's like a wall of like pink roses and Monica's like, oh my god girl! You could do like a wall like this in your house. It could be like a content wall, content wall. Content, as if you're a content. I brought a gift for your children. It's sort of for you too. It's a sweet book about loving yourself

and asking for help and you need it. It's a good message for you and your kids I felt terrible about the way you felt sad and the way you left things with your mom. Just so that's sad. Monica's like, well, I am preaching then and I am preaching it because it's a horse and that reminds me of a lecco, that little bitch. I don't have anything. And that was my horse, my mother would repossess that horse.

He would have had that horse repossess. Oh, I hate to go to win so badly at an instant. And to especially for Jesus, so Monica's like, Well, for me, telling you, like what was being said, and like, like that was my way, and like being a friend. Oh. And you were being such a good friend, Monica.

That was so great. At that party where you said on cat, you told everybody on camera that her husband fucks lots of other dudes. And that's my friend. Wow, hugs, hugs. K, K, K. Well, I understand that Meredith was the one dropping threats,

but Lisa is telling me you're doubling down by saying people are saying he's like good in bed. And like, yeah, he's good in bed. You don't live in a bed the size of a state and not be good in bed. You have to have some sort of skill to even get in out of that thing. Am I right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He is good in my bed, but not in somebody else's bed.

Greek. So Monica's like looking away and she's like, okay. And she goes, why would you do that? I'm Monica's like, I didn't do that. I didn't say something about boyfriends, but I never said anything about his performance. And then it cuts to the rumors that Sean Thuxman and he has boyfriends running around the city bragging about their sex. Okay, well, let me lies. And I like that the editors are so good at just throwing, they're just throwing Monica under every chance they get. Yeah. It's really funny too.

So Monica's like, I feel like like whatever Lisa says to you is like, don't drink or and like you believe her over like everyone and like, I'm not going to attack your relationship with her about it is very dumb. When she's telling you things and like, we're sad and like, we're not sad and like, my entire life was like, never to go as harm go. And like my entire was like never to cause harm to our life. And that is it. I'm done. I'm done with this.

I just wanted you to know why I still have some feelings. I'm on it because I, yeah, and I'll be more aware of that moving forward. So they just decide to get over it, right? So then Andrew's like, okay, look, you know, look at us. We just sat down, we had this talk, we got some pink stuff, we didn't raise our voices. We're amazing people. Good for us. That's all I wanted on Greek Easter. And Monica's like, that was

the most family thing my children have done in years. No, honestly, and like walking into the everything that you did with the kids table that was great and then to see Shams table with like handcuffs and ballgags and gay guys. I mean that was so cute too Yeah, they don't get to be around like other kids and like a family gathering settings And like those are like core memories that they like don't get have girl and she says Michael my ex was the one was like was the one with a mom and a dad and like the brothers and the sisters and like they had like a big family home and like I didn't have that. And then like when the affair happened like obviously that changed

everything girl. Sniffing, crammed. And she's like I had no idea about I had no idea about that about you and she's like yeah and my no idea about that about you. And she's like, yeah, and my mom didn't even have to thought, oh, I should protect my daughter. And she's like, yeah, my mom never came over for the holidays, but after the affair, by the way, that I mentioned my brothers and sisters were all hot. Okay.

So after that affair, my mom started coming over for every holiday. And I'm at least grateful for that. But most of the time we would end in a fight, like pay for your brain drove her Angie. It's under my credit. And then she would leave. And I'm like, why did I invite her? You know, I have to say, well, this is very sad for Monica's children because it is sad that they are not really going to have these like family experiences. But it's sort of funny the way she frames it because she's sort of really glossing over her affair with her brother-in-law in a way.

It sounds like, oh, there was a fire and a house burned down. And so then after that, there was no family. It's like you participated in something that ultimately caused a family, you're talking about this, you're wanting a family component for your kids and you had an affair that kind of destroyed that. And so she's sort of glossing over that. That's a fault, but listen,

I'm traumatized every day by things I did to myself. You know, it's just like bad decisions, they follow you forever. Well, of course, she's not gonna dwell on it because she was totally liable in this behavior that like probably cause like several of a lot of things for her inner children's lives, but it's funny that she's like, yeah, we don't have,

we don't have like family things and then my mom would come over and be awful. And then my mom would, by the way, I'm not defending Linda because we saw last week, Linda is terrible, but she's like, yeah, like we can't have family things because Linda comes over and ruins it. I'm like, yeah, but you also last week, Linda is terrible. But she's like, yeah, like we can't have family things, because Linda comes over and ruins it. I'm like, yeah, but you also, you had an affair too.

Yeah. You know, Linda, you know, and who knows what you can believe from fucking Linda, because she seems to be, she's the original loony tune from which this Apple loony tune fell. Yeah. She's a loony tune tree from... She's loony. This Apple, you know what I'm trying to say. She's loony tune alpha. Yeah, she's a luni tune tree from Luneet. Luneet's Louis Apple. You know what I'm trying to do.

She's Luneetune Alpha. Yeah. She's the head of this Luneetune triangle. So I'm really trying to make Luneetune trees work in my head. I'm really sorry. I can't let it go. But hold on. Well, I'm just imagining the opening of Luneetunes. So, instead of like Bugs Bunny or the ending saying, that's ta ta ta ta ta ta ta, but instead of like, bugs bunny, like, or the ending saying,

that's all folks is Linda saying, motherfucker. Did you call me a, did you call me a fucker? I go to a motherfucker. Okay, so Linda, who knows if we can't believe a thing that Linda says, but Linda tweeted that the car was repossessed

because it was under her credit, yes, but Monica was supposed to be paying the car payments and she didn't pay the car was repossessed because it was under her credit. Yes, but Monica was supposed to be paying the car payments and she didn't pay the car payments. So supposedly that's what happened with the car. So who knows? But anyway, Angie is like, yeah, I had no idea about this. And Monica talks about how the mom was really never involved, but then she kind of stepped in to come over for all the holidays

when the family broke apart. And I was like, okay, so there's a good thing that Linda did. And Angie says, well, I think it's normal that we love our Greek families, even when they're at their non-Greek best, you know, moments. But one thing I will tell you because I want to be able to build trust with you. And she talks about her own mom and how she was an alcoholic and she went through a lot of struggles and self-medicated and she cries. And it's a really nice scene actually. It actually is. It's a surprisingly nice

scene. And you said, talk to her mom, die when she was eight, which we learned about the previous episode. And that, you know, she just didn't, you know, she was sad that her mom wasn't there for her to watch her grow up to be a Young woman and a mother, wife, all that stuff. So sad. And I think something else that, you know, we're praising this show a lot lately But I think one other thing this show does really really well is the musical They're just not subtle with their musical interludes. They're like, this is a soap opera period and nobody's going to fucking argue with me about it because she's like, and my mom was an alcoholic and the music's like, honey, it's like violin.

It's like really strong telenovela violins, not almost to the point of being funny, you know, but it's this really sad story going on. I just love the music department. And I know it's really cool. It's really not working it too. And I just like to say thank you, Queen. Thank you. Now, you're working. I've acknowledged. It is a hundred percent acknowledged. It is great work. And I'll say the theme song for the show is just so good. The way it starts off. And it's like, DINNNININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININ Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-uh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-uh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh of how that changed, I want to take you back to a very special year in rap. 88 It was too much good music, the world was on fire.

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Let's come here, shall... So, um, then I love that, but by the way, also it's such the perfect visual for this show. Like, here's where the show is also so good. We go from this very emotional and nice scene, albeit in front of a content wall at a kink bakery, but it's a nice scene. We go from these two women sharing the trauma that they have in their family and their issues with their mothers and the difficulties that they have with their mothers. We cut to Whitney laying out a brown tarp on her lawn. That is the show. We can now go to some tarp

content. Yeah, time to go to Whitney tarp content. But there was one line in that scene as it was emptying that I really liked. I just think we should repeat it just so everyone can hear it. Angie said, listen Monica, you don't need to recreate what you hated. I think that's such a beautiful, a beautiful thing to tell somebody. Because it's true, you know? Right. And it's also exciting because later in the,

later in the episode, I feel like Monica does that. So, she does do it. She does do it. That's the, I think that was there for a reason. And I think that's totally normal to do it. I think that's the normal trap that we all fall into.

You become what you learn. You know, you're all twins of what we came from. It's fucking crazy. We're all patterns of other people. It was like really hard to realize a lot of my own things. You know, I didn't have to blame myself because they were patterns copied from someone. Now, that doesn't take away any responsibility, but a lot of times you don't even know what you're doing

or why you don't like something or why you do like something or why you eat too much or why you're craving alcohol all the time or why you have like so much negativity or so much rage or whatever. And then you kind of realize you're just a pattern of the people that made you, you know, and they're just a pattern of the people that made them.

It's a sick fucking cycle, you guys. So, Andy, thank you for saying that out loud, because we need to hear it over and over. I think that's going to be the main lesson for the show. Well, I guess that means I'm going to start watching a lot more Judy Woodruff. I'm going to start getting really wasted at restaurants and cradling my, my, uh, cradling my temple between my thumb and my index finger and saying, you know, you need, I guess, I guess I'm, you need, just makes sense. So I suddenly I'm playing my TV really loud while watching the PBS news hour. We are parents. Um, so I'm like, I'm flipping the dillard's tags inside of my clothes

before I get to dinner. Uh, I was going to say, I guess this means I'll be singing along to Rita Franklin, Latino Turner soon, but I've been doing that since I was a child. I, that pattern started when I was five. Also created by my, I have a memory because of my mom, I have a memory of going to Caldoers, which no longer exists, but going to Caldoers, and my mom buying the private dancer record and me a Saintine Attender on that and being like, look at that lady with that wig. Wow. I was like so amused by her hair and The rest of history that's what I think that was a formative building block to getting me into becoming like a gay podcaster

It's going to tell those things to private dancer album But that's I'm recreating when I was whipping it out at the end of recaps they doubt at the end of recap. I know like we said Whitney tarp content and then we went off of it and people are like, Oh my god, what is it? People are like, yes, they're gonna talk about the tarp. The tarp content actually never becomes totally clear. It's not really, I'm not, I'm never sure why she's, do we see why she puts out a tarp? She just puts out a tarp, is this like her hobby?

No, she puts out a tarp day. Lisa is coming over and they are painting a painting toward it. Oh, it's gorgeous. That's right. To go along with Bobby's party, which is like Hawaiian, Hawaiian beach theme party. And so for some reason that means painting teaky torches. So the hey, they have a they yeah, this is spoiler alert.

They decide to have like a sunset and Hawaii party. Sort of a lua, which they decide to do indoors at a roller rink in a place that looks nothing like Hawaii. So I know it's like a roller rinks just big and Hawaii. What's happening? The roller rink represent like the big islands or are we rolling around it? Like what's going on here? Yeah, it was never really explained.

None basically, it's just a big excuse for everyone to get shit faced on Dr. Pepper and where Hawaiian's the drug party and to prop up some unlit teki tortures in the corner. So, yeah, Lisa comes over, hey, are you ready to do this? And she has all these teki tortures. And when you like, this week might actually be the week that tips me over the edge. I have two large events back to back. Bobby's 13th birthday and my prison, we prison event introducing my jewelry line to prisoners. No, prison. I have to remember it's prison, not prison. I wish it was a jewelry line for prisoners. That would be much better. Like bracelets formed out of like toothpicks. Well, what do you allow to have in prison? Probably not a toothpick, right?

Maybe so bars. Here is your soap bar earring. Enjoy it. Don't wear in the shower. So, um, let's see. So yeah, she's stressing because she's having two parties, right? In April. By the way, by the way, I just want to say this is bullshit stress because I was under the impression that she was having like the parties were back to back on the same day, like Bobby's rink in the more in the afternoon and then Prism event in the evening. I was like that is stressful But there were two separate days and I think that does not count in the same way So I'm gonna I say that this this this stress is

Embellished and belish and that's are two weekends apart Wasn't that the thing that Justin couldn't be there one weekend But he could be there the next something like that I think there were two days apart, but But the point is she's acting like there were like she had to run from one to the other I'm like you have a full night and the other one is just putting out jewelry on little cases Yeah, just there you sorry, so Whitney's like okay Thank God for it for skincare blow talks and a good friend,

cause what's a party without them? I look bad as I feel. Can I do that again? So is Bobby ready for our party? Now that she's starting, she has to drink all the things in her soda. And when he goes, yeah, ready for our party. Now that she's starting, she gets to drink all the things in her soda. And when he goes, yeah, my mom's coming. Amazing.

How did you get your mom to come? Did you leave a trail of Dr. Pepper's? So I'm lost, to be honest with you. I'm looking for my notes. I don't know. We talked about she's going to get a golf cart. No, but she's basically right now. She's saying how what needs mom was not gonna come, but then Bob He called up and was like look I can make grandma come to anything I want. So she basically. Yeah, there is my issue with the Joleen story

First of all her name is Joleen and Joleen stole Dolly Parton's man. Yeah, there's a very famous song about it So kind of whenever you meet someone named Jolene, you're like, fuck Jolene. And that song is called Private Answer. Oh, wait, wrong song. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I'm Greek. I'm Greek.

I'm Greek. I'm Greek. Angie sings the hits. Please, unless you're Greek, don't fuck my man. Oh, pa. So yeah, Jolyne kind of sucks for that, but now I know there are people named Jolyne, so I'm sorry, you know, I'm sorry, but you're already slut-shamed, you know what I mean, just because of your name.

So blame your parents. What parents are like, you know what? Let's name our kid after that lady who slept with Dolly Parton's man and sang about it and slut shame the name Jolie for Jolie forever. Let's get let's name our kid that's better names. Guys, there's even books of names that you can pick with better names than that. Anyway, Jolie. Jolie. I didn't care about Jolie because they made this big drama like, oh my god, Jolie wouldn't come. And then we had to get Jolene to come and then we finally got Bobby the guilt Jolene They need to come and and Jolene came and I was like are there no tears from Jolene?

Is there no drunk and seen from Jolene is Jolene gonna take off her top and sit in the middle of the roller rink? Nope, she's just gonna sit there. Why did you waste my time with Jolene? Yeah, we didn't get any Jolene content, really. She just shows up. So, but then they start talking about the golf cart. When he says that they're getting Bobby a golf cart for her birthday, which is to me, a strange gift. I mean, I'm assuming that they live in some sort of like housing community where people take golf carts around

and like they go to the community house or something in the golf cart. So maybe that's why it's exciting. But like, generally speaking, I find that to be an odd gift. And I also don't, I don't know. I don't know what the, what that deal is with golf carts in 13 year olds are 13 year olds, like, why is enough to drive golf carts? I don't know. I don't know the answer to this. But what I do know is that golf carts go faster than than you would think. I remember the first of my drove one. I was like, I was terrified. I was like, this is fast. I thought this was going to be just a nice gentle strolling, rolling stroll

down the road. And it was intense. So I don't know if I especially after Bobby's doctor pepper issues later in the episode, I'm not sure if this is a safe to get for her. Yeah, I'm not sure that it's safe either, but I know that we begin as kind of helpless babies and then we become adults and then we turn into helpless babies again when we age, you know, as we age and go back to the sand. And I feel like when you're aging and going back to the sand, the natural car is the golf cart, so it makes sense that on the other rise up that you would get the golf cart too. Like just evolution wise, not evolution wise, but age rule wise, that makes sense to me.

Does that make any sense to you with how it just does? And you know what though? And by the way, by the way, so here's something that I am recreating from my mother is like a sense of rules. And I did a search and I said, my search was, when can you legally drive a golf cart? And in California at least 16 and over, I'm gonna say in Utah. Let's see what, this is probably not.

Utah, in Utah, legal age of driver 16. How about that? Have a golf cart? Let's see, let me double check that. It's's a specify golf cart because it's not just regular driving You don't have to have a license to drive golf. Oh, you know what that was so hold on How old you have to be to drive a golf cart? Okay, hold on. Yeah, hold on golf. This is this is from the website called golf cart garage Utah legal ages 18 is even worse of course it's worse than Utah So this is they got Bobby in the legal gift

I want everyone to know this is illegal. This is illegal. My mother is channeling through me. This is illegal. This is not right. You cannot do this for shame. Bobby should not be in that cart, she should not be terrorizing anyone. How dare you? Well, Whitney's like, you know, this golf cart is a huge debate between Justin and I, because a 13 year old flying around on a golf cart with no seatbelt, no doors, no wings. No spanner Coppita. I'd like to add. There's no ear better. This is terrible. There's no in-flight service. No entertainment. No wifi. There's no rocket fuel. How's it going to go? So, um, I mean, he's like, yeah. And then the first time she picks up a boy, we're done. But on the flip side, she can help me get books to school. She can help me run errands, and she can be my personal Uber. No, no, she can't.

What are you thinking? First of all, I'm a 13 year old driving. Now listen, does that mean did I never did that for my parents? Of course, you know, maybe when they were a little tipsy after nights at the country club and I was 13, 14, I would be driving their home, their car home from the country. Sure, maybe a couple of times, but that was the A-T's. That was very different.

You can't do that now. Yeah, and by the way, go fuck that's true, isn't that horrifying. By the way, and also go fuck yourself driving a golf cart on my street, Okay, I'm trying to get somewhere and I guarantee it's going to be more important to wherever your golf cart's going. So if I'm stuck behind your 15 miles per hour golf cart because you want your daughter to go pick up some Dan and yogurt at the supermarket, then I'm going to be mad because I have places to be. I'm probably terrified. I'm always horrified. I'm always horrified to see a golf cart coming down my road because I live by the lake. So I have there are a lot of golf

carts because people take the golf cart to the lake or whatever. And you know, whenever you see a golf cart coming, that that's a drunk ass neighbor. And they're going to talk to you just getting away from it because they don't have doors and they're gonna talk to you. Just get away from it, because they don't have doors, and they just can't help themselves. I'll be right. Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, fucking golf cart. Get out. I have one word to say about the whole golf cart situation on streets. Austin, not your Austin as an Austin Austin. At the Southern charm thing. Yeah. Southern charm ours. Austin is ironic that we're talking about your Austin, but I'm talking about Austin. That is what's happening here. That's what you're raising Bobby to be like by having or starting to run a golf cart so early on public. Yes, congratulations. Congratulations. Okay, so,

terrible gift. They're golf cart. Golf cart, say no. Yeah, down with golf carts. So Whitney has invited everyone to Bobby's birthday party except for Mary. I just read something about Mary's son this morning. Wait, did you see this?

No, what is it? Let me pull it up, let me pull is it? Let me pull it up. Let me pull it up. I was driving back. I was driving back in my car, not my golf cart. I was driving back and I saw this headline. And then I forgot, okay, apparently Robert Cosby Jr. This is from Media Takeout.

They have pictures, though. On his Instagram, he is, the headline is, doing drugs and flashing guns on social media. This is him. He's doing like coughs, he's got pills. I'm seeing the pictures right here. What are the drugs?

Oh, there's pills of some sort. I mean, I have lots of dollars. But he has coughs, he's like showing, there's pills of some sort. I mean, I have looked at the... Haller. But he has cough syrup. He's like showing, it's like, you know, he's got... Cough syrup. Prescription coating syrup and pills. I don't see pictures of the guns, but...

So, one needs to... Oh, he has like things, yes, we, you know. But like, it's like that, like, it's very, the pictures are very euphoria, you know? It's like that. It's very, the pictures are very euphoria. You know, it's like, was cough syrup a big deal on euphoria? Was that big? Meaning like young, like Gen Z kids being like drugs.

You know, like they're excited. Like you guys pictures of like five pills on his tongue and he's like with a girl who has like four pills on her tongue. Uh oh, what a cute couple. Well, they didn't have wedding pictures taken. So maybe these will suffice. Yeah, I don't see the gun picture there. We'll go look over there.

So Mary's not in this episode, that's for sure. So she's like, yeah, you know, I don't want to put her out. Also, I don't want to open her up to saying mean things around my kids. Like, you know, the last time Mary was around my kids, it wasn't the best visit. I don't see that clip of Mary being like, well, one of the members of my church, their daughter had a crush and she was ejected from the sun roof.

And she fell down into a neighborhood and Bob was like, is she still alive? No, Mary laughed. Oh no. That story is so sad. Just the way it was presented was so Mary. I know when he's like, I think my kids are still scared. So she says, I tried so many times to mend that relationship. And I don't think that she likes me. Well, you know what? Does this all about Boba? So whatever makes Bobby feel good, have him here. By the way, who is Bobby? Is that your neighbor?

Who is this person? And she's like, you know what? I, what else? What else is going on? Let's talk about Monica. Let's talk shit about Monica. She, yeah, I talked to Monica and she's in a very abusive situation with her mom and then we see the clip of her mom being like

I'm so broken right now. I'm Monica being like seeing my mom and how she treated me like a shattered something in me right now And I swear to you my mom my it's different ways to hurt me every single day I am so sorry. Come back. come back. Yeah. And so, and Lisa's like, wow, I love when things are like I'm kind of like a bell's half. And when he's like, what do you mean? I mean, you can be abused, but you can also be abusive. And if your mom is so horrible, then fucking make changes. And like, I don't think she's in third anything.

So it seems like a convenient time that this huge issue with her mother at this point, I don't even value anything she says. I was like, whoa, Lisa Barlow coming in hot. And by the way, I know Lisa Barlow is not saying that this is a convenient time for anything to happen, considering all the convenient times for other things happen. Like, I don't know, hot mic moment, you know, like this is a show built on, quote unquote, convenient moments. So Wendy's like Lisa, if you haven't been in an abusive relationship,

you don't understand how hard it is to one, recognize how to even have one, but there's a abuse, abuse and manipulation and that is toxic until type type. toxic and chill. Type. This is stop numbering things if you don't have a two with me. Yeah, but I did have something. Hold on, let me think of it. And till. Take your touches. No, by the way, my time. Tarp definitely sounds like someone who would be a cast member on Southern Charm. Like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. this fuck honest enlightenment that we have about victim blamages. You know what? You're bringing us on yourself. The way she treated her mother was horrible and this destructive conversation that she's having about Sean and Anjie's marriage and it has nothing to do with her mother and it's everything to do with who Monica is and to me that feels like an excuse and it feels awfully convenient that she's like it's because of what I'm dealing with my my mylar and it's because how hard my mother is and then it's like oh feel bad for me and I don't feel bad for her. Oh my god Lisa so Whitney says I have to believe Monica and Lisa tells us the bottom line

as your tribe is not an excuse to treat us all like shut and it's definitely not an excuse to spend a room or about a fan. To me she's my nepilate. And by the way Monica, Monica never said that she did this because her mom was abusive to her. She like that was never a thing. But Lisa is saying that because all of this came out after Monica was getting in trouble. So Monica did this thing where she outed Angie and then when they started confronting her it became all about like my mom and the mom storyline and stuff. And so she's like, oh, so now she's going to get away with all this shit she did because of her mom storyline. Like that doesn't, that's the thing.

No, no, this is, it's all mixed up though, because Monica, first of all, I don't even believe that Lisa has a very strong case against Monica in the situation, you know, like maybe Monica could have been more delicate in that scene, but honestly, it's a reality show and she said, this is just what people are saying. And she she did it was not coming from a place of like let me spread gossip She was just like this is what people are saying and it was something that Whitney had started anyway, but also Lisa is like

I got to disagree with you on that. I think she was really Excited to get that ball rolling It's like yes, oh my god. They were sitting over there colluding together because Whitney wouldn't say anything on camera and they're like, let's go talk to her. She's like, okay, let's do it. But Lisa's arms fucking every guy in town or whatever it was. But Lisa, either way, Lisa's story keeps changing about what she's mad at because Lisa's saying how she thinks that Monica was horrible to her mother at Eastern that was just totally reprehensible. But then she's saying, no, but Monica was horrible to her mother at Eastern that was just totally reprehensible.

But then she's saying no, but Monica was spreading rumors at the party. So that was what was bad. So Lisa's ultimately just mad at Monica because Monica was a shitty friend to Lisa at Palm Springs. Like Monica was going after Lisa and Lisa's just mad. Ultimately, I believe Lisa's just salty about that. And so now anything that Monica does, she gets angry at Monica about. And so she's just basically, I don't know, I think that Lisa is coming from Monica and

Linda's relationship, though. I don't think that Lisa should do that because she's not privy to it in the same way. I mean, we've seen, even just a snippet that we've seen, it's just like, it's obviously a lot of dysfunction over there. Right, but she hasn't seen that snippet. So if all you see is the first of all, yes, I agree. Lisa's coming really hard here and just being like, she's lying about abuse, which is not a good luck, period. Yeah. Like, send nothing. I'm going to say is going to excuse that. Right. But if you were only at that party, I mean, when I watched that party scene, I thought team run Linda. Yeah. Monica's

acting like a fucking crazy person. And all Linda's doing is trying to calm her down and not to embarrass the children in front of all those people. Now, of course, then once we saw the Linda scene, and I'm like, Oh, okay, well, now you're really seeing. And then we hear what the mom did to Monica when they were, it gives you a whole new, when she was a child, is what I was going to say. It gives you a whole new perspective on the dynamic. So I'm definitely not just automatically team Linda anymore. And I definitely believe the childhood abuse and all that stuff, because Linda didn't even deny it, really. But I'm not willing to give a full pass to everything Monica does because I think that she

is like a complete replica of her mother in a long ways as we see is the show starts to unfold. But yeah, Lisa was wrong. And Lisa was going hard in the paint over this about something she doesn't really know. And for reasons that don't totally make sense to me. Not that they don't make sense, but she's prosecuting her crime that I don't feel like is like, she's going hard in the pain over something that I don't think is really that essential to her life about how Monica treats her mom. Well, she's just very triggered in general by Monica because Monica keeps coming after

her and I've called her to about. And all this stuff. So Lisa's just already like ready to, how dare you? Exactly. That's what her jaw is litter. You know how Lisa just opens her mouth. So why'd her and Meredith both do it? But they can get like two fists in their mouth, both of them.

And I feel like she's when she starts really getting triggered, her mouth literally becomes unhinged like a snake. And she just, you could just tell when she's furious, because she's like, oh, yeah, I don't believe, oh, at least it is furious this episode. So then we go over to Heather at a restaurant where Meredith shows up,

where he's like, wow, it's been a busy day, right? And Heather's like, yeah, I was just tracking your shipment because Georgia shoes for prom haven't been delivered yet. And I'm like, oh, I was just tracking your shipment because George is shoes for prom having been delivered yet. And it's like, ha, ha, ha, prom. Oh my God. Have you ever seen a little baby toddler slow dance and the rose by Beth Midler talk about a beautiful prom moment? Um, so Heather's like, so speaking of kids, What about Jack's mission? Let's talk about that So that's so wild, you know, I didn't even realize that missions were seven days a week 24 hours and then 365 days yeah four years

I'm running out of things honestly. They're very long. They're very involved It's like raising a toddler And you're always on the call. Hold on. I'm getting a phone call from Brooksie right now hold on. Oh, yeah Congratulations, Brooksie. He just put the square in the square slot for the first time Yeah, it's hard to go or I mean poor jack has to go out there and preach Mormonism by the book and I don't think that's what he's been raised in because According to Lisa, he's been raised East Coast Mormon and I just don't think that translates I'm waiting for some East Coast Mormon a West Coast Mormon to you straight find is there a comedy each other Snapping at each other and see you can do the best fight. Is there a big smalls Mormonism and a two-pack Mormonism? I don't understand.

Are there finger signs that can get across in your brain? This kind of Mormonism, what is it? No, she just, you know, she says things like she has a cool bishop and she can wear strapless dresses and sell tequila. I've just never heard of that kind of Mormonism before. Wait, you can wear strapless dresses to church. Who would join the church? I'm going to blaze our only church.

How could you not mat or wear a blazer to aim you sort of house of worship? How could you not Matt or where a blazer to aim you sort of house of worship? Mm-hmm So then we see Lisa and Heather two weeks earlier talking about this at that party and Lisa's like, you know Why like the difference? I think I don't think it's just a box to go to church like Heather I would bet that's the guy that's she's one It's like a beautiful ball gown type, evening gown type thing. And then it's like, oh stop you would not just, yeah,

I saw John, John, John, John, John, when I was a judge with sunglasses, 100%, I would, John, right? It's like, do you want me to say yes to say to back you up or I know to Refute slut shaming John says yes So then there's like chathers like please take me to this church that you're practicing

Fate and it's a fate like because I want to know what this faith is. I've never heard of it And Heather says I mean you always cover your church your shoulders or you're not worthy of entering the chapel I mean this is brand and one that doesn't exist. It's like someone has taken a bag and glue gun to interlocking season called Chanel. I'm like, oh, so you've been watching Real House as a New Jersey also? Oh, yeah.

I was like, there is a church. No, that does that. And it's called the Church of Brafo. It's called the Brownstone. Okay. There Jesus is a Gorgah. Yeah. It's called Ramokhan. So Meredith's like, wow, I guess religion is how we all define it.

I mean, so both have a religion where we can, I don't know how to say this, but I'm not going to test anybody's but I'm not going to test anybody's religion if she calls wants to call yourself a more modern call, we sell the movie man, what are you going to do with them now? I am in a good mood, Meredith, more than we're not talking about the boomers and the massiness. I'm happy with whatever sort of Mormonism, non-mormonism,

she has. And Heather's like, well, it's just, that really just pushes my buttons because, oh gosh, I mean, she can be whatever kind of Mormon she wants, but I'm invalidated and excluded, and I'm just no longer welcome in the community. Okay, well, to be fair. She's cheerleading for the church,

and you're flipping the church off and telling everybody like it's dramatic cult. So, Heather is such a teenager. She said that's the teenager thing. It's like you repel and then you get like upset when people get mad at you. Like, why? My mom doesn't even like me anymore now.

It's like because you're like, you're sticking your thumb up at an institution and then, and I'm not about caring you, who goes marriage. And then you're like upset the institution and then, and I'm not about caring to go marriage, and then you're like, upset the institution's like, hey, not cool, man. We don't wanna hang out with you. Yeah, and I think it's funny that kind of at the end of the day, she's jealous of the people who still get

to be Mormon, but not follow the rules. Yeah, she's like, I'm rebelling against this, but the parties were really good. I still wanna be invited to those. Well, I feel like... The women game nights are still pretty good. And I've been excluded from that. Yeah, I feel like probably Heather feels like she did like one thing,

which is that she got a divorce, and then she was like kicked out of the whole thing. But where Lisa could do all these other things and not be kicked out. So now she's like, well, I was kicked out and that's bullshit. So now she's like angry. Well, now that I've been kicked out, I'm angry. But ultimately, she just wanted to get a divorce and say a Mormon. That's her what it sounds like. Heather is also wearing this button down pilgrim shirt with a bow,

bow and a pearl necklace over the collar, which is interesting because she's kind of dressing like what she's rebelling against. It's like if I just went out dressed as taxes. just went out dressed as taxes. She was wearing a tie at Prabhokhan and now she does have this very sort of conservative 1982 top on and she's decrying the conservative practices of the Mormonism while at the same time dressing like she is running some sort of, I don't know, church gathering in the early days. Listen, I think, you know, I don't think you should be bound by fashions. You know, you should still take what you want from everything. I think this is Meredith's point. Like, you don't want to be a Mormon anymore, but you still love to dress like you're in a

covered wagon in the 1800s. I'd be catching a break on me on. So you can ask him for a piece of gum before he gets to Oklahoma. You're a wildy-beam. So Heather asked Meredith how she feels about like how she's doing up to that cross-country afternoon that they had skiing. And Meredith, well, I do understand Whitney's concern about there being a thing that her daughter's party and that to me is a very fair and get a bit of concern and so I'll bring a gift a gift of me saying you can leave your own party that'll be fun and you know, wish you're happy birthday. And then I'm gonna,

one of my toddler says, this is what they say now, I'm gonna dip. I'm gonna dip at once. So then we go to Whitney getting glam with Bobby. It's Bobby's first time in glam. And she's like, I don't love I should tie,

I don't love I should tie. I'll talk about that. Like you can still talk even though they're putting on your lip liner. And she's like, oh, well, I know. I've never done lip liner mom. I'm like, oh, she's like, it's so much. She's like, it's so much. I'm dying with Bobby.

So she's like, watching my baby get clamped. It's like last week was her first birthday. I can't believe I'm looking at a teenager. And then Bobby looks in the mirror for the first time and she's like, wow, I got eyebrows. And then we see Heather and her daughter are like wrapping presents and both her daughters. I guess they're wrapping presents for Bobby and everything. And then Heather calls, she's face time to the Angie K to see if Electra's going to come to Bobby's party because they're going to get the daughters altogether.

And they're just like talking, Angie's wearing like a jean jacket, which is not very Hawaiian themed. And Heather asks, like, who's coming? And Angie says, well, I only talked to Lisa today. And I think the kids, both the kids are coming. And did you, oh, did you hear the good news? Jack is going to Columbia. Oh my God, I didn't even know his grades were that good.

No, on his mission, Bogota. Oh, Bogota, wow. Okay. So we got his mission call and nobody told me about that yeah Because Lisa did a whole announcement yesterday. They had her little brunch Greek boom and how there's like an announcement What and then we see a little brunch what? We see the little brunch and John's like um let's cheers, but Let's cheers with water.

To my son with the terrible hair. Me, Colombia have brushes to push your hair all the way forward so you don't feel comfortable. Let me see, don't feel uncomfortable. But normal hair. Congratulations, son. And everyone is everyone ready to find out where Jack is going to go into going to mission. Jack's like Bogota, Colombia, like, oh, that is so what a fun, non Greek place for you to go to.

Oh, bye. Congratulations. And and Heather's like, wow, I can't believe that. A branch shows it was, it was small. Honestly, it was small like Greece. And how there's like, who was there? And it was Justin Whitney, a Zorba DVD in my person,

Lisa's family, says Angie. And how there's like an intimate gathering of what sounds like her best supporters, I guess. I was like, yes, I suppose so. Oh, Heather, I am so sorry. I just, it just feels like more of the same rejection I've been experiencing. It's things more coming from Lisa. I mean, you're Lucy, Lucy about Mormonism when it comes to excluding me and then all of a sudden you're a soldier of the gospel.

I'm like, Heather, you've been critical of Jackson, but you've actually made a teenager's choice of how he's going to spend the next few years, your storyline, and then you're like, I'm sad that you're excluded from the celebratory meal for him. I mean, it doesn't, it's not that shocking to me. Yeah, me neither. So Heather's like, so I'll just ignore her tonight so I don't lose my temper. Could you imagine I love this show? I'm gonna go fight with somebody at a roller skate party because I wasn't invited to their Sun's Mission announcement at brunch.

I know. So now Bobby's friends all come over and they all hop onto a magic school bus thing and it's like a party bus and they head over to the roller ring and the kids are just, of course, like having the best time and they get there and everyone's showing up. Everyone's putting on skates and then, and you know, Lisa's rearranging Teaky Tortures

in the corner and I was like, hold on, this one's really bothering me over here and she like rotates it. So they're like, like, there's one inch more fluorescent paint that's visible to everyone to see. Yeah, they just painted something onto the Tiki torches. I thought we were going to get full Tiki torches painting, but I think they got tired.

So it's not the Tiki Tiki Tiki torches art shame you, but those aren't great. I'm just going to say there were two of you. There was a tarp. There was a whole day. This sucks. Does either here's what we got to find in that tarp. Either a dead body or some fully painted teaky dorkes. For real. Okay, so roller ring.

Let's see. Meredith Mark shows up in a bikini. She's a bikini and a blazer. Yeah. The ladies start gathering. Whitney's like, have you seen Heather? And she's like, Lisa, I was excited about Jackson and I told Heather how he was going to Columbia.

And Lisa's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she starts doing that thing where she's pulling the sides of her hair. She's like, what did you tell her? What did you tell her, Ange? Why Ange? Why? Well, it just came out because I was super excited for him. And I think she felt hurt that she wasn't involved I can't believe you decided just to gloss over the part where they're all roller skating and Lisa and Angie are all skating

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