Watch What Crappens - #2218 RHOSLC Part 2: Prism Break

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

Welcome back to part 2 of our SLC recap!  Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09).  The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second ends with Monica and Lisa fighting at a sound bath.  Angie is still Greek.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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If you're just tuning in now and you're like, where's part one? It's earlier in the feed. So go check it out on the feed. And then let's just like dive right back into it. Here we go. We'll go back right into the recap. We cut over to where Meredith, Angie, Heather are talking and they look like they're

having fun. I mean, I guess for a roller skim party and then Meredith's just like, um, excuse me. I'm having a little bit of a, okay, she just gets up and leaves. I have to sign this place is not safe for Chandler. So I'm going to have to go. Bye, bye, bye. I've made it five. I men, if I can no longer think I'm going to buy. So she lives. I can leave. Lisa passes by Heather and Angie on the way to the

bar and Lisa's like, Oh my God, I'm actually going to get a coke. A guy coke, a guy coke. And Heather's like, um, Lisa didn't even come over here. I mean, are you guys good right now Monica? And Monica says, um, Oh, literally, ever since I said she was materialist, think all she does is drink die coaks. All she does is pass me a drink die coaks. Whoa, yeah. And Heather's like, oh, so she's ignored you.

Like how much have you talked about your relationship with your mom to Lisa? Monica's like, I want her to Lisa at all. By the way, I love that one, Monica's like, no, I've got her materialistic. She like, hasn't really been so nice to me. I love like ever since you insulted someone, they have not been as warm to you as they used to be.

Isn't that funny how that happens? Right. So then Heather's like, well, if you haven't talked to her about it, then how does she know anything about your relationship with your mom? Just so messy because we see a clip of Whitney telling Heather all the stuff that Lisa said. Right.

And so we know how, but it's so funny. So Monica's like, I'm knowing you. Why? And Heather's like, because Whitney said that Lisa said that your relationship with your mom is embellished and you're exaggerating it for attention and Jack is going to Colombia. So yeah, we see this flashback of Whitney telling Heather everything

and then Monica's like, Lisa doesn't know anything about me girl and I feel like Lisa has obsessed me and like my name is these in her mouth girl. I choke on it, choke on it. I can't imagine being middle-aged and bitter. I'm like, well, you've got about five more years, so. I was gonna say you'll find out soon enough. You should be so lucky.

Nothing turns you more middle-aged and more bitter than being on a house live show. It's like using a dryer for your fruit instead of just leaving it out on a countertop. It just feeds the old, it's like, it's like using a dryer for your fruit instead of just leaving it out on a countertop. It just feeds the process. Watch your mouth, okay. Also, um, this watch a mouth, watch a mouth. Also, this drag queen appropriation is getting a little, not like offensive. I'm like, oh my god. I'm a fetted for gay culture But everything she says she like to try to turn into a mini drag queen and it's just I cringe I'm cringing for you. Maybe up here vernacular for the next season because it's like oh my god

My name is in here now But that's me said if your life is so perfect, like a living be happy. Like what do you care about? I really ship with my mom so much. Because you're always talking about it maybe, I don't know, I'm just gonna put that out there. Made it every scene so far, Andrew invite your mom everywhere.

So Monica's like, yeah, money cares so much about my mother and she tells us, I'm trying so hard to remember that this is a little girl's birthday party and not to say anything. I do not need to be that empty. It's like ready to turn up. But to keep my mouth shut, I'm like telling you that could be an all the big sparring. So Lisa's like, hi. Oh, the best going on. And now there's like, yeah, we were just talking about, uh, okay, well, I thought you weren't gonna talk to me today, so I was basically trying to start a war against you, but now you're here, I guess I'll confess.

Whitney told me you think Monica's in publishing the issues with her mom, so I told Monica, and we said, wait, what? What? It was a snarky comment, you know, like snarky, like, oh my God, like, I blame Monica, I blame the victim, just snarky like that. So, uh, she's like, you know, I was like, so then she goes up to Monica and she says, Hey, I was excited to meet your mom and your girls at Easter. And

I thought like that was like a disaster. Am I? Yeah, what is that? Yeah, and I felt like she was trying to smooth things over. My mom was very, very charming and very charismatic and very nice and so was Ted Bundy. So my mom has two sides and she's very, very abusive. Like my kids don't want to be around her and there's just a lot you don't know, okay Lisa? She goes, don't buy the super good at you, so done. Bye.

Why did you bring it to Easter? Because we have like, yeah, you know, the Easter Bunny drops pellets all over the place. No one fucking mics him, but we still invite him. It's just what you do. Yeah, we have a very like up and down relationship girl and like it's high highs, but also low lows. And Lisa's like, yeah, well, I was just like wondering like if your mom helps you with your cards like if she's like pratham your life just you want to ask them because they're here It's like oh god, please don't ruin another event for your kids, please

They've already had that first one. Let's just let them get through the roller skating party, please So Lisa's like no, I don't want to ask them. She's obviously, you don't believe a thing I say, maybe you need the air from a fucking five year olds. And then we get, and she's like, yeah, my kids have definitely vocalized frustrations about their Volvo, and we see her eldest or her eldest daughter saying, you know what? What Volvo is doing to us doesn't reflect on you as a mom.

And she's thinking, thank you. And Monica says that her kids can see that like Linda's a Dr. Jockele and Mr. Hyde. And so then Lisa's like, listen, Monica, I don't want to have this like negative raising voice conversation. I'm telling you just the perception that I have. She's like, how am I raising my voice Lisa? She's like, you are.

You raising your voice. You're like, is this a raised voice to you? And then Lisa turns to Heather and she's like, here's my perception of the situation. And then with the act of her turning to Heather, sets Monica off. Monica's like, oh my God, there it is. Just like my mom.

Did anybody catch that? And then there's just a computer like, what the fuck? Monica says that when she went to dinner with her mom and the mom didn't like what she was saying She literally turned to a plant We see we see a clip of that dinner of her mom turning and talking to a plant and then we get a shot of the plant Just think like what that what I do. I know Linda even says I'm gonna talk to the plant. She goes her labels So Linda even says, I'm going to talk to the plant. She goes, her labels, her labels don't hurt me anymore. I'm like, I thought that Monica was just exact.

She was literally talking to the plant. She was talking to the plant. If you're having a confrontation with someone and they keep trying to talk to you and multiple times people have to turn away from you to get a sentence out, you could be part of the problem. Yeah. It was an interesting fix.

If that is the problem, that's an interesting fix, talking to the plant. So Heather is like, I mean, so if I'm getting this right, Lisa is now Linda. Monica, I'm Monica's, I'm sorry, she goes, Lisa is now Linda, whose Monica's mom, and I'm the plant, I'm sorry, she goes, Lisa's now Linda, who's Monica's mom, and I'm the plant, I prefer to be compared to a plant that's serial killer, I'll take it, I guess.

You listen, listen, you know what I'm not interested in? Is having these crazy, erratic conversations. And then she stands and she's like, maybe you'd like to, maybe you're more like your mom than you think you are, but maybe you're the exact same person. I'm not interested. I'm not interested in Monica. Because Monica's not backing down from Lisa

and Lisa is used to people backing down and it is making Lisa crazy. And it's so funny. Monica can do it. Like I'm impressed. Monica can really make Lisa fly off the fucking handle. So Lisa goes and start skating off Monica's like my 50 year old wannabe and so Lisa Monica you're gonna age to

So then Lisa goes up to Angie cuz she said I'm she she said I'm just like her mom after quitting her to Ted Bundy She's busy saying I'm Ted Bundy can you believe'm dead, Bundy? I'm not a serial killer. And she's saying, Yeah, like I want to be, yeah, like a 50 year old wanna be me. Yeah, well, she wants to be me. So she can have what I have. That's what she cares,

fiction, huh? Wait, you have fiction, L. That's sort of something of good point. So then we got to Bobby going up to Whitney going, Mom, this is the past break ever. It has peach raspberry coconut and Dr. Bummer. And when he goes, okay, slow down. And she's, I'm straight teen. I can drink as much as you can. I don't want

to be a picture of the raspberry and the coconut hot in the pineapple and the mipa sip in the Dr. Bepa. There's been. Give it to me now. I'm 13 to fuck with me, my mom. Do it. I want to. I'm a woman now. Jatin Hardaway, skillet.

A big man in this doctor's Apple. We're getting at a sequel to that movie 13 just starting Bobby moving to Los Angeles, just drinking soda. It'd be a much different version like the entire movie's diagonal. Okay. So now we have hip-hop with our thing to you all of that good stuff and they reveal the golf cart and um I mean how did they get that golf cart in on that rink and how did they do it in

a way that Bobby didn't see I would like to know the logistics behind this reveal. I don't know I'm still like danger I just see blood on the highway. I'm not celebrating this. Okay. So then we go to also, would you be okay if you were like a crosswalk person at a school and some little girl showed up in a golf cart to drop off the child? I would be pissed. I would call the principal.

That is. I would call the police. Guess what? I would get Shannon Bedur on the case because that sounds like something for CPS. I mean, you see a 13 year old dropping off like the six year old in the golf cart and the 13 year old topped up on Dr. Pepper and five different flavored syrups. This is dangerous. Dangerous. I mean, so Lisa pulls Heather aside and she's like,

let me tell you something real quick. I'm not excluding you. It's just that and Heather's like, let me tell you something real quick, I thought, I'm not excluding you. It's just that and Heather's like, at an announcement branch, you had an announcement branch. Yeah, well, you know what, look, I thought, because it's a fine balance, because you're on your own, John A, and you're mitigating that. So I'm like, hey, Jack, you know,

Jack's doing the thing that you're walking away from. So like, I didn't want to, like, prepay for the lunch and then you just walk away from an home. You know what I mean? Well, there's a great divide that exists in Utah, okay? And when people leave the church, you're on one side of that divide. No, no, no, no. It's not about that, it's not about that.

Listen, I'm respectful of your journey, Adah. I'm happy for you. I'm happy. You're going to have so much fun in the outer darkness. You know, they have these like flashlights that have batteries that last a really long time now. Yeah, I just wanted to clarify, the great divide is not to do with Mormonism, it's Diet Coke versus Diet Pepsi, and I'm a Diet Pepsi girl. So I just really feel that divide between us. Okay, well then you're never invited again, thank you for clarifying that conversation.

So then, Jack sort of like rolls over, like he's on the skates. He like literally rolls over to them and then he's like, Hey there. What's going on? And there's like, Oh, congratulations, Jack on your future commitment to your cult. So where will you be culting it up? And he's like, uh, Bogota Colombia. Tell the way mommy's going shopping. Tell the Jack. Tell tell her where mommy's gonna get to go. Shop back. Oh, Bogota, Bogota, Colombia. And there's like, oh, welcome, congratulations. Yeah, I forgot to go to can. She got to go to can.

She went to a whole city named after can became outliking. Pepsi. What a slot. Am I right? Everyone. She won the palm to whore because good time, girl. Sorry, I can't resist. It's just a classic. French Riviera. So, Jack's like really?

Yeah, Sandra Page. Heather's like, yeah, I guess the church liked me a little bit more than you and your strapless dresses. So have fun with your son going off to Columbia. Someone messaged us and said that, I don't know if this is true whatsoever, but the families that aren't good standing with the Mormon church, their kids get to go to fancy places like Centrope or Milan, and the families that are less outstanding have to go towards, go

to non-fancy places. I'm trying to say in a way that doesn't sound totally condescending to Colombia because then a Bogota is supposed to be actually a really amazing city. But like I can imagine in the eyes of like the Mormon church like Colombia is like the lesser compared to like South of France. So someone sent that said that some messages. I don't know if that theory holds or not, but it's a fun theory to think about. Yeah it is. Maybe they got dist because of Ticula and all that good stuff or probably wearing evening glasses to church. Jesus Christ.

Not wearing her little Bolero jacket. That Heather Gay had to wear to a wedding once to cover her shoulders. So Heather's like, wow, congratulations, Jack, of Felicia Dades. And he's like, oh, see, and he's like, wow, congratulations Jack of Felicia Dades and he's like, oh, see. And he's like, yeah, she speaks friends. She's he.

But that was fan out. She served her mission and I can't, yeah, I already said all this. Okay. And so he's like, okay, bye. So Lisa's like, okay, listen, though, Heather, it's not excluding you. It's respecting you. And there's like, you know, it's just like the problem I have is with the Mormon stuff. It's not Jack.

It's not as brunch. It's like, oh, so you have a problem with the way I live, Mormon, it's a my. And she goes, well, you're not Mormon, but you get to wear the title of being Mormon. Come on. But I am Mormon. I'm like, super into like, whoever the guy was, who like started it. And had there's like, you were the least Mormon person on the planet, I'm like, no, I'm not, that's crazy.

Ha, like I love the Lord. And the various Mormon things that happen in our church, which I don't even have to explain what they are because I know them so well, right? Yeah, love the Lord. Yeah, you know, that's just seems unfair. You know, they kicked me out, but they don't kick you out.

And I mean, look at you. But I'm so Mormon. And listen, I'm kind of with Lisa on this just because if you give 10% of your money to anybody, you're part of that organization. I'm sorry. I know that you may not follow all the rules, but 10%'s a lot.

Yeah, that is. And yeah all the rules, but 10% is a lot. Yeah, it is. And, um, yeah, I mean, there are different, I don't know the deal with Mormonism, but I know in other religions, they're different. They're different. They're not the same spirituality, but to Lisa Barlow, it is. I am 100% Mormon. I know everything about Mormonism. We all know more, the church, Jesus Christ and the church are latter, latter day salmon. So, I'm like, I'm very up on this religion.

I'm so excited. I love that time of the year where we get to like 12 candles and wear little round hats on the back of our heads. My favorite part about Mormonism is Mormon Christmas happens at the summer solstice in Sweden. I love when Prickham Young would go out fish remanning and then make everybody like multiply fish sandwiches. That was amazing. I'm so excited for Jack's Mormon mitzvah. for Jack's Mormon mitzvah. So then we go to John and Lisa and they're in their bedroom talking about their new bedding coming.

And she's like, oh my gosh, I'm still like decompressing from this ridiculous weekend. You know what? And he says what happened with Monica. And she's like, well, yeah, all this hadn't you appeared. And then I mean, she just goes crazy. She's crazy. It's like, weird. Monica seems miserable and jabby.

And like when I'm around her, like she equates her mother to Ted Pundi, but then she equated me to her mother. So like, she's like impossible to talk to you without murdering and possibly eating her body parts. Yeah. And then when I was leaving, I saw Angie. And like, Angie was like a full conversation with Monica. And like, Angie's like not being honest,

but with me about her relationship with Monica. And if they're fine, that's great, but like, don't tell me you're not fine, okay? Like it's one thing to be called a serial color, but it's another to be like friends with someone who's called me a Sarah Car. Hmm, so then we see clip of three days earlier with Lisa and Angie having lunch. And Lisa's like, um, I just don't get it.

Like with Monica, why does anything have to do with your mother? Like a polo, Jess, for your behavior, her behavior. What's rap post? Have an Angie's like, and Lisa, I agree with you. And so when we cut back and she's like, yeah, she doesn't make any sense. So then John's like, yeah, well, here's what I think. Bloop. At least it just immediately goes to her phone.

She starts texting. It's like when Andy goes on a break on housewives, and they're like, we'll be right back. And then he just scrunches down and his chair and starts texting. Nothing that happens around him will get him to look up from that. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. And like, John get him to look up from that. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. And like, John's trying to weigh in.

He's like, well, yeah, I mean, I guess good luck with that. And if you need to balance any ideas off me about how to like talk to Angie or like Monica. Hey, whatever. I'm going to go out. I'm going to go out. I'm going to go out. I'm going to go out. I'm going to go out.

I'm going to go out. I'm going to go out. I'm going to go out. Who I, I'm alone. I'm gonna go. I don't hear you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Who I, I'm alone. I live alone. Love you. That was the most awkward scene. And you can tell it just happens all the time.

Or just, I'm like this, I've been jobs. Well, here's my husband, lead by not listening. But that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that Now I said my part already. Can't push you coming to a bungee. Like, do I work in a shoe shop? It's like, uh, that's Albandi. Oh, just the zero awareness of it all is so funny. It's time for commercial. It's time for crap and scummage. It's almost that magical time of year.

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on an open fire. Your family will love the show. As you know, I'm famously great with kids. Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. So then we go to Heather's house and it's prom day for Georgia. And they're talking about her date, how she has a date. And Heather's saying that she didn't think that Georgia was even going to get to go to prom because Mormons only go with other Mormons.

But then Adi came into the picture and his family is from Bosnia. And so they don't give a crap about Mormonism. Yeah. And she's going to hopefully make out with this kid tonight. Yeah, because this is George's first boyfriend without the restraints of purity culture. I'm like, you're still in America. It's a pretty big purity culture around here. And that was a criticism, by the way, of America. That was not a criticism of Heather Gang. But anyway, Heather likes, Heather likes Audie and everything,

and she talks about how, when I was, when I was her age, I had a boyfriend and it took us nine months before we kissed, lying down. And the next day he called me and said, we could never do that again. Anyway, I married him. So then we go over to Whitney's Prism pop-up shop.

What episode was that where we went over Whitney's jewelry? It was so fun. I think it was the first time I've ever heard of that. I don't remember Whitney's jewelry. We looked at it. I think once we went to her wedding, not her wedding, her jewelry website. That was a fun episode. I have anybody hasn't done it. Do it. I'm done and do it. It's fun. So it's a place called Varley and Whitney is having, it's my pop up shop and she's there at least to show us up.

She's like, thanks Jennifer. She walks in. Hey Jennifer. Thanks Jennifer. I'm like, she's like, my name is Constance. Whatever Jennifer, thank you. Oh my gosh, it looks so beautiful here. Where's the ticket or just we band dead So they're like you do it. She's like who'd you invite and Heather's not coming and then is so and so coming

He's like no, it's married to the coming now is Heather coming now and then we see Georgia's date come pick her up for the prongs and Feathered banks more banks more teenage boy bangs more modern boy hair pushed all the way forward. It's I'm terrible plus her heart's terrible. So it's kind of cute that they all support each other in that bad decision, right? Yeah, if there's enough people doing one wrong thing, it makes it right. Yeah, no, it's it's bad So then no one's coming and at least it's like it's part of coming and then we see Meredith at her own store And she's just talking to some as well. This is the monogram clutch and like it's supposed to be somewhere I'm sure

I don't know I just I really don't care I just need to have an excuse not to go to Whitney's crappy drill rampant so you can do whatever you want with this monogram piece of shit. It's possible you abstract. I'm not exactly my log go. So she pulls out the little logo and it's exactly her logo.

So what are you gonna put it like tilted? Should logo. Okay. So then we go back and Whitney tells us, Pism is a very much full circle moment of my own spiritual religion, because each piece is designed with a specific intention in mind. And we're going to create an energy that inspires people to connect with their jewelry and also. I'm tired. What was I saying? I've always been into crystals and healing and healing

crystals and crystal light crystal gal crystal on Beverly Hills and all that stuff. So it's full circle for me because I suddenly like this stuff and now I'm doing something with this stuff. So people come in and there's this random lady named Sherry who's there and I don't know who Sherry is but says Sherry, Whitney's friend. And Sherry is like, Sherry's like, I'm on a roller coaster but I'm okay right now. I'm like, what happened with Sherry? I mean, never see her again. I'm like, wait, wait.

Why do we stop everything to find out that Sherry is on a rollercoaster? This strange lady who's like, oh my God, Whitney. It's been a drama, but we're okay right now. Yeah, they acted like they were introducing a new friend ever something, but that was all we got of her. So who knows? So Justin shows up to this thing, and there's a big line of people to get in,

and Lisa and Angie are talking. And Lisa's like, how did she feel after last night? Well, it was a kids birthday party. So that's how I felt. Well, I laughed in last night. I was like so irritated. Cause I'm like, oh, you know what? That's what it was like.

I was like this. Yeah. I was like, that was done. I was like, I'll survive. Also by the, I'll subitle. And she has arrived because she's wearing Tamra's blue Terry Muglet dress. I just want to point out.

So it's like everyone needs to stop. It's a figure skater. That's figure skater look. Figure skater's good for it. It's done. Yeah. And she's like, it's hard. It's hard to be said because after you left the conversation,

it continued with Monica. And this is where she's pulling out, putting it out to everyone else. And you know what? Like, you don't want to believe that it's, she's keeps on saying like, oh, Lisa doesn't want to believe that I'm in an abusive situation. And that's what she's telling everyone, Lisa.

I'm Greek. And Lisa's like, well, I don't know what relationship she's had, but I just saw for two hours at your house on Easter. Wait, people with my house on Easter. Yeah. Do you mean Greek Easter? Oh, okay. Fine. Greek Easter. So that edges like, well, let me talk for a second, Angie. Let me talk for a second. Angie like Bailey said like, affisable. Let me talk. Let me talk. Okay, what I saw your house was someone treating her mother, partly, and like, I made a judgment call and I would never treat my mother like that.

And what's her problem with me? Like, she has an issue with me. Let me finish. I know you're not saying anything. Let me finish. Let me finish. Be quiet. Okay, she had an issue with me. Okay, your turn. Let me finish. Let me finish. Be quiet. Okay. She had an issue with me. Okay, your turn. Let me finish. Let me finish. Okay, your turn. Why don't my turn again? My turn. I take back my turn. It's my turn. Okay, your turn. I don't know because you know, all I know is what she told me. All we can go off is her word. And I'm going. I'm going to go. Yeah, I'm going to go off her action. It's her word. And I'm going up.

I'm going to go. Yeah, I'm going to go up for action. My turn, other me. My turn, other me. Let me finish, other me. No, let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish.

Let me finish. You stop talking. You stop. Wait. You talk. Budget. That. That.

Let me talk. Other me. I love that. I love that. So Monica enters the store and the music's like, don't, don't, don't. We got a commercial. So when we come back and she's like, I didn't like where she went with you last night.

Look, I had your back. I'm telling you Lisa, I promise you I had your back. And this is like, you know what? I need a drink like this is barring. This is barring. So Lisa does when she's triggered. She just holds everything boring. And when Monica is triggered, she calls everybody old. And spoiler alert, that's the next 20 minutes of this show.

Yes. Oh, and when Angie's triggered, she just calls everything. I'm Greek. So, uh, obviously triggered. She just starts snorting Dr. Pepper after nostrils. So there's hugs and chatter and smiling. And then Angie's like, last night Monica, last night was, I left overwhelmed. I'm feeling like I'm between you and Lisa right now, Monica. And Monica's like, that's, well, that's like Lisa, because Lisa's putting you in the middle

And I'm like not talking shit on Lisa to you like you guys are the ones you bring it up But you what you got you went low on her again last night Yeah, I mean you guys are the ones coming at me and like I'm fin here five minutes five minutes And you guys are coming up to me like Lisa Lisa Lisa me, which is true. Yes, you know They are all like trying to stir the pot and then they're, they're like Monica. Why are you saying so many things about Lisa? Could you keep Taddle telling on Lisa and then I've been her opinion on it?

I just walked away from it and I'm like, but you see what I'm saying? Like don't, I don't bring it up like you bring it up. Like it's always brought to me. So then Lisa goes up to Whitney and she's, hey, I know I have a lot going on, but like Angie came up to me and said some, closet stuff. Do you want to hear about it? And Whitney's like, I need to give a speech right now. So Lisa is so mad. So she's pissed off and Whitney's like, verb, what does that even mean? Be right, pick. So she gets up and goes and Lisa's all pissed

and she's doing that thing where she's like pulling both sides of her hair, which I love. And then she's like trying to readjust in the booth. She is, she's about to lose her damn mind and she doesn't have anyone here who's on her team. And the store is so small that there's nowhere for her to escape to. So Whitney's like, stand on the speaker speaker Whitney. How do I stand on myself? No, I know

But it's like a different kind of speaker, but I'm the speaker right now. Do I stand on my head? Am I doing a summer salt? No, Whitney's stand on this thing. But is that thing to speak? What's this speaker? Wait, can we start from the top? Hold on. Hold on this big box, but it's not saying anything. Wait, is this box also launching a jewelry thing here? So they lift her up. Okay, so to give her speech, they put her up on a platform right next to her step-in repeat, but not in front of her step-in repeat. Yeah, it's her logo that she's supposed to be promoting right now, dumb dumb. So she starts giving a little speech. She's like, hi everybody. Did you ever wish you could wear your spirit on your ear? I did.

Christa, am I right? So then Lisa grabs Angie's hand. Like, come on, we're gonna go lessen the speech over here. But then Angie's like, come on Monica, come on Monica, come on, come on with us. So then- No, no, no, she's pulling you away, just go with her. So we've got Angie in between Lisa and Monica. And they're both trying to like have Angie on their side.

It's so fucking funny. No, you just go with her then. And he's like, just a fuck out Monica. Come on, Angie. Now you're like so bothered by me and I love it. I love it. St. Bond.

I bet. I'm in Angie's. I'm in the middle of a sandwich here. More specifically, I'm in the middle of a funeral sandwich right now. And so they stand on either side of her and Monica's like, oh, look at her. You're getting hot. I'm not interested. You bore me.

I'm walking away. I'm going away. She's pulling you then. The apple, someone needs attention. Look right at her. Look right at her. Everybody going in. I'm going away.

We're for witnesses. Don't even. Yeah. And then if you ever feel like the spirit isn't moving through you and your heart, maybe it could move through you and Appearsing right at the top of your ear. It only hurts at first. And Monica is still yelling at least. You're not my mother. I don't need to listen to you.

Okay, let's let Whitney feel like we're all here. And he's like, no, wants to be your mother clearly. So then mom is like, oh, Jesus. And says, Lord, so we have a whole mother abuse storyline. And Lisa's like, clearly, no one wants to be your mother. Oh, my God. Just terrible, terrible moves by Lisa this entire episode. Let's add up a separate Lisa.

He's my like, one, and you're pregnant. She tells us you're pretty fucking discussing to talk about my own plant talking to mother and how she doesn't want me. I'm absolutely at my tipping point right now. So then what do you still talk? Hi, all of you beautiful people. Thank you so much for holding on line. Being here.

Wait. To. Day. line being here. We to day today. We're making earrings that are built with spirit. They're $5,000. You can't see them, but it's because you can't see spirit. So then thinks this sort of settle down with Monica and Lisa, it seems like for a second, Monica's looking at winning. She's like, well, she has the best legs. And she's like, all of them, and then Lisa's like, don't be fake as fuck.

She's like mad at Angie for like having like a pleasant response to Monica's, you know, compliment. I was just talking about how beautiful Whitney is, Lisa. I'm not talking to you. I stand your tongue though, I. I stand on your tongue. And she's like, Monica, is this little vampire? That's fueled by like 100% off negative energy.

Like, give me a problem and I'll feed off of that. She's like, fucking horrible. Well, Prism came into my life with these ladies. Shantal is a designer. She's a gemologist. And Amber Lee is a spiritualist and a shockwreck girl. We'll trust her with, we'll trust her with our shockwres, but not with the little piercing parts that go

into your ears. She tried to use paper clips, stupid, shockwreck girl. Ma'am, maybe that's like all we need. And she's like, yeah, I think we need more of this chocolate shit. So then Lisa walks away. She's like, so she walks away, all mad at Angie. She's like, don't touch me Angie.

And she's like, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. And Lisa's like, don't touch me. I don't need any of this, because I guess Angie reaches out to touch Lisa. She'll be like, don't leave. So now Lisa's mad at Angie. Yeah. Um, so Angie's like, Lisa, come on.

She's like, I don't need that. I don't need that. Well, don't leave Lisa. Don't let her get, don't let her get to you. She's like, I'm not interested in talking to her. You know, if that's what you're going to talk to, you know what? I can't, I can't back you up on that I'm dry and wait me like hey Chirps church to a sound bath and pull your credit cards after nothing is more spiritual than a credit card

So Monica then checks him with Angie. She's like you okay girl and then just like no, I'm not you guys like I'm not I'm not I'm not okay you guys and he's like why why are you okay? I can't be in the middle of whatever you guys You're not in the middle you're not in the middle of anything you're not in the middle of anything All I said was if you're gonna talk to Monica you can't talk to me. You're not in the middle of anything Well, you're both going low with each other What did I say that was low? What did I say that was low? I did not chop her one time.

Monica's like, I'm eating and I'm not. And someone's fine. Um, so Whitney's like, enjoy the sand bath. Dog. Dog. Shantal's like, Whitney, we have a bowl for that. Oh, hold on. Give me the bowl.

Dog. Dog. No, we rubbed the ball with me. I resent the fact that you're having a bath when you got out of your way to talk about how dirty my tub is in newspaper and the press and causing mass and isomers. So if you will, people please ignore Whitney on the cement because it is built on lines. Listen, I said based on my assessment, you don't treat your mother well. You do not treat your mother well Monica. Oh yeah, but you don't know about the situation Lisa. Hmm. Lisa what I saw, you were nice to your mother. So I see you're like you like your minions and you're threatening my people wanting to talk to them.

You don't know me. Stop an angi in the middle. She's not in the middle. No, no, no, no, I'm not in the middle. I can pull myself out. I am like a Maklava coming out of the oven. I am being pulled out by myself right now. Oh, it is hard, but I'm staying in the middle. I have not felt the lighting on my face for this long. The entire season. Oh, yeah. Well, you talked about her marriage.

And I said, it's not that deep Monica. You know why? Stop trying to make it deep Monica. Lisa, follow. Shh. Mar Monica. Lisa, follow. Shh. Monica's like Lisa. Listen, listen, I want to enjoy the sand bowl. Okay, excuse me, I want to listen to sand bowl.

Yeah, old people need sand bowls. Okay, Monica, Jesus Christ. This is going to resort to old people on every day. She's running out of the jury. You're gonna be old. So, and she's like, Okay, Monica, that's fucking low because I'm actually older than Lisa. Lisa's like, yeah, Manica, okay, she's older than me. And so it's Meredith and so it's Heather.

I just want to point out that actually like everyone's like, older than me, I'm kind of like a young girl in the sky. It's sort of like young hot mom, you know what I'm saying? Ha! Yeah, but you wear an old. Well, I like to be natural. I don't look like the Pillsbury Topoy with all these injections and stuff with my face. Sorry. I'm not a good guy.

Oh, you sing that about Auntie? You're sing that about your friend. It's just got to funny. It is, right. And Angie's like, no, I think you're gorgeous Lisa. I think you're gorgeous. And I think you're a jealous Monica. And by the way, I think you're pretty. And I think you're gorgeous and I think you're jealous Monica And by the way, I think you're pretty and I'm pretty gorgeous You see what I did there a little word play in the middle to lighten things up anyone and Lisa's like control yourself Monica

Control yourself Should I tell them to leave? I'm so pissed right now. Where's Meredith? Mark's when you need her cut to Meredith every week every week quote Where's Meredith Marks when you need her? Kepta Meredith's every week, every week quote. You can't leave. Do not come from my sound bath. You're so triggered by your circumstance as, keep my name out of your mouth.

I'm not interested. Please stop talking to me. Listen, I'm texting back to this entire conversation. Stop. I'm applying stop. Yeah, at least it screams this part. So then Monica's like, You don't get to tell me what to do. Please stop talking to me.

Please stop talking to me. Please stop talking to me. So then Lisa's like tells us, What the hell is happening? Like, abusing the sub-hole? Like, maybe you'd be in bar mood if you didn't have to pay for drugs. Ha!

Hmm. What does that mean? I think she's like, for shaming her. Like, she had to pay. Like, she had to, like, she's so poor, like, she's in the bathroom that she has to pay for something. Her doctor, pet her. Her doctor, pet her, broker.

So, at least it's like, I've no interest in the I'm on it because I'm not talking about me. It's that simple. So and just like, guys, I'm like, I'm loving this like little moment with a sound, sound bath. And at least it's like, listen, listen, I took your side. Like that's as far as it goes. Okay, it's like not that deep. If somebody needs, if somebody else needs more action in their life, they can keep cleaning to it. But that's not that deep for me. I guess she's trying to say, I may have no spoken,

but she basically saying like, look, all I was saying was, I took your mom's side. And it's like not that deep. Like nobody deal. Like stop it. Like stop making a scene. And so Monica tries this one next for her, for her most likely prewritten line.

She's like Lisa, you're like a little tram stamp. You beg for attention everywhere you go, but you're bottom of the barrel. I was like, uh, okay. If you want to start doing weird comebacks, here's mine. We were doubt the same deck of cards. And like you play with twos, I play with face cards. They really be. Listen, Salt Lake City, we've always said this is the lowest budget community theater version,

but you guys really need to get some case, okay? You need to start playing with some queens. That's what you need to start playing with in your deck of cards. We need some queen cards in here. So Monique's like, Monika is like, you do realize there are several. Oh, wait, first because she goes listen, that was such a lame come come back and Lisa goes, oh yeah, well, if this is mediocre, this is what mediocre looks like, I'm so happy to be

mediocre. Like she clearly doesn't get out much and she does not have a hair. Monica's like, um on you do realize there are several forms of intellectual capabilities in the brain and street smart is actually the number one. And you don't have that. And the fact that I do makes you crazy. You just got your car repossessed. So, no, you don't.

You just, you just said it was like a tramp stamp. Also, where was this official ranking of intellectual capabilities? Well, this just in the number one intellectual capability for 2023, streets marks. Congratulations, streets marks. He's got even coming from, like where is it come from? So Monica's like, okay, so Monica tells you that and Lisa laughs and I laugh because I

don't even know what they're talking about now. I feel like every line they say, I'm like, huh, I think guys just cut the camera, okay. So got the fucking leaf blower. Do you hear them? They're talking. I don't hear it. What's going on? How are they here again?

What are they already here? I'm bored. I'm bored, Lee Flower. I'm bored with you, Lee Flower. So Monica's... Oh, this fucking Lee Flower is bored with me. I feel like he came back here just to torture me. You were here a week, an hour ago.

Go away. No, can't leave. So then Monica's basically like, yeah, she says like, I've got street smarts and like that challenges you. And you hate it, bitch. Oh, Monica, please don't go there with the bitch thing. And so then Lisa's like, I'm bored with you. I'm bored with you.

Stop talking about me. And then Lisa's like, listen, I don't ever want to fucking talk about you again. Stop talking to me. Stop talking to me. And so she gets in her face, right? She's like now at the top of Lisa level piss. So she's in her face and she like puts her hand on her shoulder.

And then Monica's like, you can't put your hands on people. She's like, stop talking to me. Stop talking to me. Stop talking to me. You can't control me, all right? She's like, come down. Come down. Hey, I'm calm.

Why do you keep saying that? And then we see Monica getting, now that she's getting what she wants out of Lisa, Monica is calm. Like she starts coming like, what's that thing? Yes. So, Aunt, she's like, she wants out of Lisa Monica is calm like she starts coming like Yes, so auntie's like Okay, it's okay you guys don't like each other and Lisa's like what do you keep saying that? She's like just don't let her set you up here And Lisa's like you started this all take with Sean and I took your side and that's that that's it and the way you treat your mother As that's my bag

Monica's like she's like way you treat your mother as the scusag. And Monica's like, she's like, Well, you say you're your mother treats me. How? How your mother treats me Lisa? How my mother? Maybe that's how my mother treats me. And Lisa's like, you do the same thing. It's called abuse. You abuse people. Lisa, do you hear yourself? Do you hear yourself? I don't hear her.

I don't assess her. Yes, you do. What? Whatever. Whatever. Like you do. What, whatever. Whatever, like you make several snurkey comments, so let's not deny that Lisa. And Angie's like, but you do, too Monica, you do too. She goes, but I'm not mad. And Lisa's like, Angie, stay out of there. She's like, shut up Angie.

That's her, Angie goes, okay, I'm Monica's like, don't feel okay. She's her own person. Don't let her be quiet. Don't tell her to be quiet. And Angie's like, I can't fix this. And Lisa says, there's nothing to fix. Monica, you treat your mother like shot.

And I say what I see. I mean, it's not that deep, Monica. Say, okay, then stop talking about me. I'm not talking about you. I gave my opinion. My opinion is exactly what I told you. I'm just an advance. Shut advanced shut up Angie stay out of it So monika's like do you understand?

I don't understand that I'm like you get your hand out of people's faces maybe just you're right to me that's a me you were doing that to me So I did that to you They start doing hand dancing, which by the way Monica did do Monica did this with her hand I remount Which by the way, Monica did do the, Monica did this with her hand. I rebounded. I was like, let's play back the tape. Monica did this with her hand at Lisa's face. Then Lisa did it back as like, like, like making fun of her. And then Monica, like, keep your hand out of my face.

Like, well Monica, you did start that one. And then Lisa goes, but I'm a close talker. Say, and she's like, okay, separate, separate. Okay, Musaka to the left. Bastille to the right. Okay, separate. You guys need to be like lemon juice and olive oil and separate. So Whitney's like, could you guys go over there because you're fighting in the way of our checkout? And there's a long line of people who went and bought my

jewelry, right? And Monica's like, I actually like fighting in this environment. Like I fought in grocery stores, parking lots. This is a very classy place to fight in. And Lisa follows Whitney around. She's, oh my god, she's so hard to have a conversation with right now. I mean, it's like impossible. And Anne's like, I don't know what to say right now. Actually, I don't know if I'm allowed to say something right now. Can I talk right now? And Monica's like, do you see how she says, like, shut the fuck up and be quiet? She always wants her minions. Talk up against her. Talk up against her. She always wants

minions about right Angie. And she say something. But she just doesn't like me to speak on her behalf. Uh-uh, you were giving your opinion and she told you to shut the fuck up. And for the second time today, they showed the clip of Lisa saying, Angie, don't worry about that for one second. And Angie going, okay, but Monica going, don't say that. Monica is, Monica is trying to turn and actively turn Angie against Lisa at twister while she is also accusing Lisa of someone who loves having minions while Monica is actively trying to recruit one. Yeah, well hey listen if you see a pond you got a fight for the pond. Yeah, I guess I guess

I don't really know how chess works to be honest. It was a good musical though very underrated musical. So Lisa, she's impossible to talk to. I mean, you know what? Because it's like your mama jokes, right? It's like you're a piece of shit. You're so ugly. You look 50. You're like this. I'm like, that is not a your mama joke. And I don't know what this what you're going on with this path here, but it makes no sense. I get what she's saying because you argue with Monica, it's like, I don't think you were nice to your mother. You're old.

Okay. She's saying it's your mama, Jack. It's just like really immature and she resorts to just being a child instead of having a fight, you know. Right. Maybe she's saying she was joining to try and have a like a, like trying to diss you, right? Like trying to diss you or something like that instead of just like. Well, she just goes low instead of having

an actual conversation. It's like, here's my point. Oh yeah, but you're old and ugly. So it's like kind of like a Gen Shaw style, fighting style. You know, like they're, that's like the new Gen except, you know, way more palatable, I say. So, um, Whitney's like, I am so irritated. Can Lisa just table Lisa for one moment?

We have a backup in the line, guys. We have to move. And Lisa's like, you know what? This is what I don't like. The figure. Yeah. So then Monica tells Angie. No, I love you.

You look beautiful. And like, I appreciate you today. And like, I'm not gonna go to my kids. And Lisa's like like look at this Look at them look Monica and Angie. They're like hugging it out and like this is weird for me Like I honestly think this is like so weird like you talked about our marriage and like on the bad guy because I'm defending Angie Yeah, bye. I'm leaving. I can take the fake of me. Goodbye

Bye, I'm leaving. I can't take the fake of me. Goodbye. And Whitney's like, wow, this isn't kid vibes. Are you leaving? It's like, that's a spoush. Shard. Listen, pretty into that fight lasted like 10 minutes of airtime. I went on for a long time in case you couldn't tell from our audience. It's a crap and stuff. Yeah, it was it was it was hilarious, but it was also very long. I was like, wow, they are. they are really going at it, huh?

They are, but they kept going at it without being able to find new things to say to each other. So they just kind of kept repeating the same things over and over again. But you know what I have to say? I was still riveted. It was great. It was hilarious. I mean, enough to redo it all. We could have just been like, okay, this fight was this and this said over and over.

It was, it was pretty much the same two sentences repeated back and back over and over again. So much fun. Yeah, thanks everyone for being here. We appreciate you and we will catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone. Bye. Watch what crap is. Would like to thank it's premium sponsors!

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