Watch What Crappens - #2219 RHOM: Of Gays and Guerdy

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E02), Guerdy shares her cancer battle with some of the girls while Marysol hosts a gay lunch.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's on our Instagram, at watch what crap ends. Follow us there, also follow at Ronnie Caron, at Ben Mandelker, Ronnie's losing his mind cuz I'm going crazy over here. Okay. I'm still in an Airbnb today This fucking like no, I can't escape the fucking leaf blower every episode. How is this happening? And then we finish the episode and he walks away and then we begin an episode and who's fucking here the fucking leaf blower again I get it. I got a purse. This is worse. It sounds like he's in the room Listen, it's okay. We'll just pretend it's the sound of Alexia like walking around her apartment just

Looking for Todd should we just stop and wait for him to come? No, no, we're not gonna stop. It's okay It doesn't sound bad on my end. It sounds like Lisa is trying to clear her throat in the morning like I've separation anxiety like so this episode of Here's my blowing oh Jesus. I just knocked over something Ronnie. I swear to you faster It's really it's okay. It's okay. I just want to let you know, it's okay. And I'm not willing to pause this episode anyway, because after this, we are actually going to record

even the rich. By the time you hear this, it's already gonna be on the air. By the way, I should go listen to it, but we're gonna be recording even the rich later. And I am not willing to cut into our buffer time between our podcasts and even the rich. So we are going to have... Do you see him?

Oh, that's beautiful. Oh, he's literally right there. I told you. Under a sign that says happily ever after. He's right there. There's no leaves there. What is he blowing? There's no leaves.

He's torturing me. I'm telling you. You know, obviously not his fault. Just doing his job. But God damn it. Okay. So he should be out in a minute. Sorry everybody.

We're gonna push through. I feel like the more you draw attention to it, now the more we're all fixating on it. Well the more pissed off I get, the more it's gonna happen, because that's how the universe works. And I know this, he keeps coming back. He's literally now, he's blowing pillows off of the thing.

I can't. Yeah, it literally is spotless out there. The guy needs to chill out. So, see, complaining does work. See, it works. OK, everybody, thanks so much for your patient. This is the most unprofessional podcast on the internet. So if you haven't hung up on this already,

I'm not going to argue about that. But this is going to be a super fun recap. Well, it is actually going to be super fun, because this is the episode where we get the taglines for Miami. So the first tagline we get is Alexia, who comes on and says, oh, well, you know, Peter, I'm the Cuban doll. And Miami is my dream house. Who says the next time? Larsa. Larsa is like, I don't need to keep screw like, because I'm always like winning

like. And then we get greedy. It's just hard times are temporary, but I'll be fabulous forever. Good to fight good to fight Who's the next one? Oh, I'd really have to be Adriana, right? No, Adriana doesn't have one. It's Julia Oh, it's Julia. My life is like a song and I always sing with God. Lisa's next just take me off my throne and I'll bring down the kingdom. Or I'll just find a smaller throne to sit on and talk about the kingdom a lot. Yeah, this one I was like, I hope nobody burns down Lenny's house. You know what I mean? Because we've got a suspect.

Okay, we've got a confession. I know. Don't admit your larceny. And then the cool is, don't let my private playing fool you. This girl always stays grounded. Well, I like the sentiment, the sentiment behind that, like she's grounded. Well, I like the sentiment, I like the sentiment behind that. Like she's grounded, but you're also saying you're like a grounded

plane. That means you're malfunctioning in some way or there's a terrorist threat or terrible weather. Don't worry about my ground and this is not a good grounded. Don't worry about my plane. It's not safe to fly. It's grounded. We can't afford to put gas in it, but we have one. So right now it's on the ground. I need to be deiced. Yeah, I didn't write the names next to them assuming that I would know who said them, but I didn't. So I think that's not a very good sign. You're in a tizzy. You had a leaf blower. Now, this is also something was unique about this. This is very Miami. What I imagine, like, this to me

is what I feel like Miami South Beach is what happens next, which is that we get lots of B-roll footage from around South Beach and Miami, people like on the beach and doing things, and the music is like, ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant ttant t tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt t Beautiful people, beautiful people. A clean person. Beautiful people, beautiful people. So we open with Larza and Marcus and they have been delivered some green grass elephants, which why? Like a topiary. An elephant topiary, like a faux topiary.

Not a topiary. A topiary is like the leaves, right? This is grass. But this is, it was grass. Oh, I thought it was like a, either way it was greenery. In a shape of an is, it was grass? Oh, I thought it was like a, either way it was greenery in a shape of an elephant. It was big and Marcus is like, that's fire. I'm like, no, it's tacky.

And the guy who brings it in is like, um, these are structural. They're not just elephants or structural elephants. So you can sit on it. And Marcus is like, oh, no one's sitting on that. She says, well, you mean like you're not sitting on it. Maybe like, maybe some of the started to like sit on it. And Marcus is like, I don't know sitting on that. Just, what do you mean? Like, you're not sitting on it. Maybe like, maybe some of the started to like sit on it. Like, he's like, trust me. I'm not sitting on that. I'm like, what do you have against sitting on a grassy elephant? He's afraid. Probably that he just paid $50,000 for this grassfucking elephant. And Lars is just going to be up there trying to write it. Okay.

It's very expensive. It's got to the meme of Michael Jordan crying, just seeing his son and his son's life. He's like, this is the legacy I have now, this. So then Julie is washing her dog in the back of a truck, and then we go to ice cream with Nicole and her kid, and she's inviting Gurdie to happy hour because she consents that something is wrong with Gurdie. I'm like, wow, you've got such a good second sense. Was it when Gurdie was crying and shaking and telling Lars that just be there for me?

Just be there for me. What does that get to sense is something's wrong with Gurdie? Yeah, she's like, I can tell something's wrong with Gurdie. So I'm going to take her to a public place and get her drunk in front of people like Adriana and see how it goes. Yeah. So then Adriana's house scratch. Jody's house. Yes.

Oh, yeah, that's the whole thing. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Fat person. Hey, leave that guy alone. That's just me. How am I even in the shop? Why are you calling me fat? I'm just a little tub Not everyone has abs in Miami. Okay, so

I Least is like wow this could be exciting for age. We wanted to see what you've done to the place Jody and Jody I've Adriana enters with an orchid which as we learned from Jeff Lewis when we're on the show He sends orchids to people once he's gone to fights with them so Adrianna walking in with an orchid I was haunted like is this a delivery from Jeff Lewis was there was there a few between Jeff Lewis and Lisa? Now she's like oh I love what I see I can't even recognize the place now you change everything the walls the flooring me my son my husband bring it back Bring it back

Yeah, it used to be more bohemian and artistic so we see um Flashback to 2013 where it just basically had tiling that was I think the big change I wouldn't say it was like that much much well. They did the Miami got bohemian Yeah, well, they did the Miami got where they just replaced literally every single thing and made it sleek and modern. So they're showing all the sleek and modern things. They just cut back to the guy lifting weights on the beach. Like really? Even now, everything says sleek, except that guy. He's like, he's like, listen, you're showing a house.

Why are you even cutting to me? Stop it. I'm trying to get it to shape. That's why I'm working out. So Adriana's like, I have my bachelor at party here. You weren't there though, right, Lisa? And she's like, I was there when you were setting that wedding dress on fire. That was pretty fun. We see them lighting a dress on fire.

And Adriana's like, life is so unpredictable that like maybe 10 years from now, I'll be married to Brad Pitt and like at least in Lenny's old house, like a girl can dream. I'm like, do you want to be married to a seven-year-old Brad Pitt? I feel like the stories that have come out about him in a marriage have not been great personally. So let's see what's the Brad Pitt alone, you know?

Maybe a game for someone else. Yeah, surely there's somebody new besides Brad Pitt we can all pick. So also, because not the one you want to be remodeling your house. You know what I mean? So then, Adrian was like, wow, the bedroom, you really broke all the walls out and everything.

And Jody's like, well, I had to put our closet in here because I don't know what I'm gonna do about at least this closet, because I already had to put in like a lot of closet. know what I'm gonna do but at least it's closet because I already had to put in like a lot of closet. So what are you gonna do at least it's closet? At least it's like, well, the next door house is available. So we can find that house and this house, why don't we do that?

And yeah, Jody's kicked around the idea that it might be nice for us to move in together and then move into the next house over, the next house over and soon we'll be bigger than Lenny's house, new kingdom. But right now is not the time. I'm still married and we need to ease into it. And if I move in with with Jody, I probably will do all my spouse's sport. So we gotta keep it separate for right now. You got to love Lisa. She's not ready to she's not ready to commit yet, but she's ready for this guy to buy her a whole other house. He can re-model into this house.

So now we go to a gym and Larza's doing some light squatting and then Kiki comes over and Alexia, they all do a workout session. And they're falling off the exercise balls and being wacky. And Kiki's like, these kind of balls are not my kind of balls. I squeeze balls. I suck balls. I don't lay on balls. Big huh. Dig. I love dig. Just keep it. Some old people dick. Kiki, that's her entire story this year again. It's like, I love

dig. Yeah. So we bring back Kiki is a friend of Kiki. We just wanted to have a quick interview with you. What would you be bringing to this season? Dic. You know, Kiki,iki brought that last season. We were hoping for... Oh, I got it.

Balls. You're in. You're in. Thank you. I thought we needed was just a little something added to the table, Kiki. Yeah, a new twist on the same old classic. So now after the work at the Raltalking, and then I was like, last night was so fun like, and I was like, oh yeah, well,

I was like trying to have fun as well, but like obviously, Todd wasn't there. And he's like, I was like, bitch, they just got married. I hope they're okay. I hope they're not having problems, dick balls, right? Especially when you mentioned you were getting divorced. Like, why would you say that when you're not sucking his balls enough?

And Alexi is like, why would I say that because you were all thinking that Rob was going to get divorced. And he is like, but then that made me think, are you okay? Is there more to the story? And Larsi is like, yeah. Because like, when you were giving your speech, like, you know, it wasn't to do with Anthony and Nicole, right? Because there was already an apology.

So like, who else like would he not be comfortable with in the room like? And Alexi is like, I don't know. But I think that maybe if he's uncomfortable with anybody in the room, maybe it's Adriana. But I don't know, I'm not having a fight with anybody. So I don't know what? Hmm? Hmm?

Kiki. Kiki's like, I'm gonna be honest with you. Okay, Adriana's always going to be a problem. I'm like, I'm finding out, you know, when I saw we were running the event, she went on and this is what she said. And we see a flashback, which we knew is going to come back to Alexia of Adriana saying, like, why would Alexia be with that Todd? I mean, Todd's material things enable

Alexia to feel like she's, you know, better than some of us because she's in higher financial situation. Yeah. And so Alexia said, well, first of all, I'm thought is very humble and so am I. And she's not happy to hear that I'm happy. And she would love to hear that I'm getting divorced because that's the kind of person she is. I just want to reiterate about you know, Peter, I want to reiterate, I'm very humble. That's what you, that's what you are when you're a born or star. You're a humble person.

Um, so then Adriana or Mary, so calls and Alex is like, oh my god, hi, we're working out. We didn't invite you because I know you don't like working out. She's like, oh, I hate working out. I just wanted to let you girls know I'm planning my annual gay brunch. It's where a bunch of guys who work out come. I'm like, people who work out. I just don't like to work on. And guess what they've come on.

I'm cocking. I've been doing big gay brunch for about three years now. Like, yeah, the first one started in New York and it was spectacular. I was in eight hour lunch where I tried out all my new props and they gave me props. That was word play. Anyway, they all drank and ate and skipped out on the bill and Steve was really pissed at me. And I thought, let's do it again. I was like, that is the most predictable outcome of that entire experience. Especially if you call it gay brunch, like you're gonna bring us all into use as

your props, you're paying. Okay. Also Sony has been doing that forever. You're such a copycat. She so much'm a rich old Mary soul. So then Julie and of course it's just an excuse for her to be like, like I'm bottled something cookies on. Right. And then I love this. Marisol's like, well, I had Julie on the list, but I feel like she doesn't really like me so much. So I don't need that energy at my fun gay brunch, you know. Yes, by the way, congratulations on disinviting the only gay person of your cast to your big gay brunch. Well done. So Julia comes to Lisa's to meet Adriana. So they're all three there now. And Lisa's like, oh my god, you were so on fire last night at the party. And she was like,

I was upset because might you show with Mary. So is she spits rumors unsustainable rumors? And this is bad for environment. I'm farmer. Only sustainable rumors for me. And then she walks her hands and takes takes hands away. Now I say, thank you for washing hands. This is very good, but maybe hand wipes because a lot of gallons going to washing your hand farmer Marisol likes to stir the pot. That's for sure. She probably goes home and turns her butter. No, not butter. What is it?

Cauldron. I was like what? So we feel like what Larsson said, you know, Larsen said that Gertie's emotional, like, why was she even crying? So then we cut back to the other ladies at the exercise place. And Kiki's like, do you know why she was crying? And Lars is like, well, she was like, I'm going to meet you. Like, what does that even mean? Like, I don't even, I don't know what Gertie's talking about. Like, what does that even mean? Huh? No one's ever said that they needed me before. I just thought I was totally useless

And like I said well give her a chance cuz like maybe she's going to something, you know and at least like I mean why isn't she telling anybody she's a back there just she making butter also she turned in butter How many people are turning butter in this group? I want to know I mean she was crying for crying out loud What is that? How come nobody knows? So it's like dun dun dun what's going on with GERDI? So then, uh, Larza and Marcus are at Haba, which I guess is a chain. I didn't know that we have one in Austin. It's good. Really? Oh, by the way, I Kavah is opening here in Los Angeles. I've said that just because I feel like every time I'm in Austin, I always wind up eating there.

I haven't been there. Yeah, we went there in Philadelphia. It's like the bowl, I'm like really into Kava all of a sudden. It's like the place with bowl, it's like sort of Middle Eastern style bowls. It's fast casual, there's one I think on Congress in Austin. Anyway, I just didn't update on fast casual food everyone. You guys will eat things.

So, I just wanted to yes your abba is a chain story. Yeah, it's a good one. So Lars is like, you know what? Like I feel like I need to eat healthy like because like I've just been eating bad and like it catches up like because Marcus eats bad and like we eat late. And I don't know if it's like being in love but like I'm definitely in love job phase. I literally can't like, I feel like like XYZ pounds being in love with Marcus. XYZ pounds. And she's like, Hey, Marcus, do you think it's like I'm like a knowing like when

I like make you up like and I'm like a drill sergeant like and I'm like, hot two, three, four, like, like, like, and do you think that's annoying? And he's like, no, no, no, no, I need a push in the morning. It's nice. I have a mother figure, you know? She's good. Because when I get our coffee and I come back and you're like, so in bed like, I'm just like, get your ass up, like, get up, like,

like, like, like, like. And we see the first cracks begin in this relationship. Because she's basically dating, like a young man. And she's like a mom who's like, wake up. There's a whole day and he's like, I want to sleep in because I party last night. And he doesn't have to do anything because he's rich for the rest of his life. Yeah, and there's that too. Let's see what they're like.

And she's like, you know what? Like he's like an Orlando like and I and I'm like in LA, like, and here, like, but like, I just like, don't really want to rely on him. I'm like, yeah, Lars, I sure. Okay, data poor person and then say that. Okay. Don't date Michael Jordan's heir. Who's he named on Instagram is even heir to MJ, okay?

Or MJ heir. And then say, I just don't really want to rely on him. Of course you fucking want to rely on him. So she's like, so that's why I'm doing this like incredible career is starting a podcast with him. Okay. So now this is your big independent moment, but you're also relying on him for the podcast because it's a couples podcast.

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Well, she's really excited for the podcast because she can clarify all the things that all the misinformation people have about them and we see these tweets. One is like, Larsa Pippin generally doesn't think dating the child who you babysat and watch grew up when you were, when you were at the time, the wife of his father's teammate is an issue and then someone else saying she's playing the long game MJ's son inheritance. She's like, I want to clear it up. I want people to see that we're like in love like, and we have so much in common like, like for instance, we both love combos because we like peanut butter and pretzels.

That's love like. And he's like, yeah, there's so many, there's so many misconceptions about us. Oh yeah, okay. So Lars is like, oh, you know what? Like another question we should ask like on our podcast is what's the proper time before you should like get engaged in Mary thik.

Settle, settle Lars, I'm gonna be like, well, I would say that situation, I'll just, yeah, but like, but you're opinion on it. Ha ha ha ha ha. He's like, well, for me, I'm always so focused on work. And by work, I mean, the not work that I do. And like what I was going to do outside of playing basketball and obviously my dad's shadow and I just put like marriage and life and like kids off my radar and like, but now

with you, it's something I'm reconsidering. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and so the producers, like, is he going to propose a lie? I was like, I don't want to jinx it like, like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha. Mm. And so the producers are like, is he going to propose a large answer? I don't want to jinx it like, like, hey, we are, we need to be right now. And so he has to go to Atlanta to handle this store.

And she's like, I don't know. I don't know if I can handle it like a week without you. They couldn't make it to without you. I'm like, I'm obsessed with you. And he's like, yeah, my days are definitely better when I'm like, I'm gonna do it without you. I'm like, I'm obsessed with you. And he's like, yeah, my days are definitely better when I'm with you because when I'm with you, I get to be on TV. So that's for sure.

I'm obsessed with you, like. Yeah, so then Lisa's driving and she's on the phone with Jody and she's on her way to the temporary support hearing. And he's like, that's just like so much stuff, Marie, because you're like asking for Charles before, right? Isn't that all you're asking for? And she's telling us, yeah, well, it's all, but there's already a divorce temporary spousal support and just make sure you're

getting divorced through to what you're getting money through divorce. Like, I mean, this guy's worth like 50, 60, 70 million dollars and you're fighting me over some, we shouldn't be fighting about just just make it, make sense. You signed a prenup, okay? That's, let me make it make sense for you. Pring up. So then the lawyer calls up, he's like,

Lisa, let me tell you something, I've got news. You can turn around, you don't have to go to the hearing because Lenny agreed. He's giving you $5 a month. Congratulations, major victories. I won $5,000 a month. I can buy that house next to Jody. At least say that.

How is this about $18 million? Damn it, I lost. At least it's like, well, you know what? Getting $8,000 a month, it's bullshit. You know how to take care of everything and what like me and my children were accustomed to. You know, those big, hard, glossy flaws don't build themselves, okay?

So I want, you know, I want to get my money and what I'm owed. Yeah. And she's like, the kids are with me 50% at a time. So he's got to shell out for a girlfriend, I guess that's expensive. I mean, why would that girl even want to be with somebody 30 years older than her? Hello 28 years I could see 28 years I could see but 30 that's wild

Could we were wine to the 50 60 70 million part? What do you think? Why were you with them because of his charming fucking personality? Get out of here. Yeah, let's be honest. So then we have I we have like a, like as we go to the commercial break, you know, they said, coming up on the real house was a Miami. I think they had Marisol do it. I couldn't quite tell the voice,

but I think it was Marisol, and I think Marisol was so excited that they told her you get to do the coming up on the real house was a Miami because she goes like this, coming up on the real house was a Miami. I was like, okay, settle down, settle down over there. She finally gets her chance.

So we come back to Mary's house gay brunch, and she's like, oh my god, there's nothing done here. I mean, what is this? Our bar? Somebody's gotta be putting the bar together. Oh god, what are we gonna do with these disco ball cops? We need to put out disco ball cops. Gay people love disco balls.

I'm a gay icon. Anybody? Wait a second. Hey Mr. DJ, I thought you were gonna be shirtless. Oh my God, this is the most underwhelming game moment of my life. There's like, listen, if there was a negative gay zero, we would be a quadruple gay zero happening right now.

Okay, this is ridiculous. Do you remember last week in episode one, we were like, wow, Mary Sull came back and she dropped all of her props and bullshit and gay icon shit this season. And then nope, they were just waiting for this episode. It's like episode two. She's like, I got disco balls for everybody. I'm going to shirtless guy. I'm a gay icon with gay party. They're here. Yeah. We just didn't see her props last week because they were in the box ready to go over to this party. She's like, I'm not taking the man of that box already packed. We'll get them out of Barton G.

And so then we are going to enter cut this scene with the happy hour at the oyster place, Kebar. And let's just wait for everybody to slow mo walk. It's Nicole slow mo walking in. Well, it's Julia. It's Nicole. Slow-mo walking in. Well, it's Julia. She's walking in, but not like normal. It's slow motion. Yes, so they all arrive.

I feel like this with the plates were Alexia and Nicole barely had you last year, but I could be wrong. And I don't know why I'm even bringing that up because it really impacts nothing. So they all sit down and Gurdew's saying that she's really nervous to share her breast cancer diagnosis, but she knows she has to start telling people and she feels like this is the right time and place to the right group of people. So that's what's on her mind in the scene.

And then we go back to Barton G, which by the way, if you're having a party of Barton G already, you really should go fuck yourself. Like you're basically forcing people to go to this overpriced place. Literally it is the restaurant of props. Like this is the most marisol place because this is the restaurant where they come out. Like every piece of food comes out

like an oversized presentation of props. You know, like this is where they went on Atlanta and many shows where you order a steak and it comes like a giant knife in it or something or it comes like inside a jukebox. Like it's so over the top and of course Marisol does it here and- Oh, I've never been to that place.

I've never been either, I just watched it. I've just know that the food's supposed to be terrible and it's supposed to be extremely expensive and it's just all gimmicks. It's basically where basic people go to take photos of their food and put it on Instagram. Oh, okay. So there you go everyone. There you go. That put it on Instagram. Mom, okay. So there you go, everyone.

There you go. It's no abba. Well, I'm going to tell you what they're going to do in this restaurant. They're going to take gay photos and put it on their gay Instagram. Yeah, because I'm going to get a high cod. That's what we're doing.

So the guys all arrive and Mary still is like, Monkey's coming, game Russians, all about new friends. I hope everybody brought a new friend. Okay. And Kiki is talking about how she went out the other night and she ran into Lenny's, Mistresses, X. I don't know, husband or boyfriend, but the X.

And they love the X because like he's basically Lisa in the Mistresses world. So Kiki's like, let me tell you how much of a good friend I am. I am willing to get with Lenny's Mishurus' ex-husband just to get her revenge for Lisa. Lisa, girl, I got you. So then, at the other restaurant, Emilio Estefan comes up to the table and Adriana's like, oh my god, what a surprise!

It's Emilio Estefan, my producer, everybody look, this crazy. I can't believe he ended up happening to be here on the day that we're shooting Miami. Come on. This is... And they're like, is Gloria here? He's like, yes, yes, she's hiding behind the coat rack waiting for you guys all to leave the restaurant. So she doesn't have to be on camera right now.

Okay. So then she's like, Adrian's like, oh, I played my song. So he's like, oh, I got it right here. I got it right here. Okay. So then she's like, Adrian was like, oh, like, played my song. So he's like, oh, I got it right here. I got it right here. Okay, everyone got it around. And he starts like playing this song and no one can hear it. They're like, uh-huh.

Yeah. Yeah. That, that, was that, was that a symbol? Was that a snare drum? That's good. Yeah, I like it. She's like, oh, you know what? Fire was a hit.

However, Emilio came to me and said, you know what, Adriana, you need a song that's going to be on the radio. So then they brought me Emilio and now I'm going to explode. Wait, wasn't fire Emilio? Or was that not? I thought it was, but it wasn't. It wasn't apparently. She just met with him, but then she also did fire. I think fire is what got her the meeting got her in the door Oh now she's now she's got a new song maybe she can do like a collab with John cicada I hope this one can be host because fire is very dangerous and you need you need about you need you need a

resolution if you're gonna just like tell everybody to start fires. Maya Miwa's was was was was on fire because I got got got got a whole hose. Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt. Everything is dirt because it was on fire. So here we go, great gay bronze. And she's like, cheers to gays. And he's like, oh my god, cheers to gays. And then Alexia and her gay come and her gay is like, oh my god, I'm not wearing any underwear.

I'm so gay. I'm wearing leopard print. It's like the gay ass. Yes, gay. Thank you, Q.Medi is like, okay, I do this. She's like, basically tells him to shake his his midsection It's like um, if I do that my deck is gonna start sewing and you'll see it. She's like, yeah, that's the point Dick I love dick. I'm sorry. Seeky could we try that again?

Bulls Bulls show me the balls So hard to get into season my third season so stuck in last season script So now Lisa is talking at the other place. She's, well, no, no, I came around. She's like, so, while I was exiting the new Horizons body, Julian, I bumped into Todd. He seemed very low.

Is everything okay, Alexia? Oh, yeah, Todd, oh yeah, everything is perfect. I mean, I think he was very overwhelmed by the entire group. And by like, you know, I have a support on what he feels, but totally in great space, not getting divorced whatsoever. Everything's good. So there's no talk about divorce. She's like, oh my God, listen guys,

there's nothing going wrong with Tata and I. We fight, we fight, we fight hard. Okay, but guess what? At the end of the day, love wins, love wins. Unless you no longer have the love, then love loses. But if you have the love of wins, love wins. There's a love one down to the gym. While you were having your love upstairs with your friends,

then sometimes love does win. I mean, look at you Lisa. Love wins. Wait a minute. Okay, okay, the bad example. Look at Mary's soul. Love wins. Is she divorced? Okay, that's a bad example too. Adriana? Adriana, love ones there?

No, no, no. No, no. Okay, you know what? I'll find a better saying. I'll find a better saying for next time. So then Adriana, back at the other place, it's like, well, when I was leaving the party, I ran it to Todd, and I said, hey, Todd, if I ever or inadvertently hurt you, I'm sorry about that.

And he said, don't worry. You never hurt me. And don't worry, we're good. And it goes like, I'm so then who's the culprit? Who did you avoid in the group that night? Well then, I said you guys are just gonna need some time to figure out your marriage. And he said, right on the nose, that's it. Gritty goes, who's that? And by the way, what are the odds that Adriana

has misinterpreted something Todd said? Todd's probably like, yeah, right on the nose. Every time, like, I don't believe the story at all. the odds that Adriana has misinterpreted something Todd said? Todd's probably like, yeah, right, I'm gonna know. Every time, like, I don't believe the story at all. I believe that he said the words, but that she misinterprets the tone. Yeah. Adriana says, Alexia is trying to project an image

of everything is fine, but like, the evidence suggests that there's way more to the story than he's letting on. And she's like, they're struggling paradise. That's what it is. So then we go back to happy hour and Kiki. Okay. In the last scene, Kiki started kind of torquing all alone, kind of in the corner of this patio. And when we come back to this scene, she's still twerking alone in the corner of the

patio. And Lisa's crawling on a gay and Mary. So I was like, Oh, that's a monkey. As well, we're always going or monkey. And then we see a big bottle that says, Gah, gah, gah. So then Larza facetimes Marcus. She's like, I'm going to withdraw. And everyone's like rolling their eyes

because it's like girl, he's been gone for like two days, right? So Larza's like, hey, everyone say hi to Marcus. Say hi, Kiki, say So they're like, hey everyone say hi to Marcus. Say hi Kiki. Say hi to Marcus. Everyone wants to say hi to Marcus. Gaze. Do you want to say hi to Marcus? He's like really hot. He's like really hot. Look at him. He's like really look at his personality. So hot. So they're like, wow, she's laying it on thick for a rich dude. You know, it's been two days. So they all think us pretty bizarre. And Lisa's like, I've never been this in love in my life. Oh, wait, oh, no, we're talking about Jody now.

We're talking about Jody now. Because Kiki's like, you know, I just want to make sure that, you know, we love Jody, but we just want to make sure this isn't a rebound situation. First of all, it is a rebound situation. I'm not gonna have a rebound situation. Yeah, let her have a rebound. By the way, let's not also overlook the fact

that Larsa announces that she's gonna be having a welcome home party for Marcus next week. Everyone's like, we keep you like, welcome home party for your children. What? For Marcus? What? Like, why are you throwing a welcome home party

for this guy for a week? So, Lisa's telling us Jody is empathetic, he's kind, and he wants to talk about feelings and she's never experienced that, or hasn't in years. You know, and look, I mean, he is obsessed with me, but the guy should be more obsessed with the girl than the girl is with the guy.

In other words, re-bound. There's not love here. I support the rebound. Like who cares? Who cares if it's a rebound? If it's making her happy, like it's a rich rebound. It's a rich rebound that might make Lenny mad.

I like it. So Adriana is talking about how Julia, she and Julia went to Jody's house. She was, which happens to be my old house. And she goes, liar. You're such a liar. You're liar. You're liar Adriana. You're liar. you're liar Adriana, you're liar.

And Adriana's like, no, when we went there, like we were talking about how like, she keeps talking about how does she want to get the house bigger and like the house next door. And everyone just sort of is a little concerned that Lisa might be like diving in a little too hard too quickly with Jody. Yeah.

And Jolies like, you know, you interrupt drop the floor if I told you, you have, you would have to stop and calculate both ways. If you feel like I like this person, then why not? You know, like you would drop on the floor if I told you how many times I've been engaged and she's, they're like, oh my god, how many times she goes, well, there's the guy in LA. And then the same year, an English boy. And possibly, girl, I forget. Wait, how many of you counted so far? Six already?

OK. Then there was marriage. There was God. There was God. There was boy. Girl, boy, boy. God, another good boy. Martina.

So that's like one, two, three, four, nine. Oh, I mean, I mean, six, nine. She basically was trying to say that she's only been engaged six times. Then she let's it out that she was engaged nine. And I feel like not even Martina knows that. Yeah, she's like Martina one nine win buttons and I won nine engagements. Did I say that? Oh my god. So, Nicole's like, uh, what was happening at the Nuevos Horizontes party, Gertie? Because I feel like I know you and we had eyes and like, what was happening? Because like I saw your eyes.

So you also saw her storm out crying. Yeah. And telling Larza, be that for me. So they're finally asking her, right? So Gertie is like, you know, I was having a hard time being there because Laura's that comes up and she's like, why are you calling me fake?

And I was like, like, what, who, me? And I was looking around, like who, me? Because she acts out every story that she tells, still, it's so funny. And she's like, I was in the wrong place and time for that. Okay, I'm gonna do double okay hands. Here's double.

This is, This is summer. It was aggressive and it was abusive behavior. Both, aggressive and abusive. Look, the holes are coming together. Now it's not a turkey. It's a peacock. So then Larsa over at the gay branch is like, I still don't understand what happened with Gritty.

I mean, you over there, I'm still so confused. As I was leaving your party, she hugged me. I was crying, I was like, I'm gonna need you. I mean, you are right there. I'm still so confused. Like, as I was leaving your party, she hugged me. I was crying. I was like, I'm gonna need you. I'm gonna need you. At least it was like, for what? Who needs lots of the bib of her anything? Am I right, everyone? Lars is like, I don't know.

That's what I said earlier. So I called her. So we see one day earlier, Lars are calling Gerdy. And Lars is like, what the hell's going on with us? I feel like we're never in the right place. We've never been in this place before, I should say. Exactly, that's why we need to have a side conversation. That's just us, it's just us.

And so she's like, yeah, so I'm like, here's the sea, what she says like. And Johnny is saying, you know, give her the benefit of the doubt, because maybe she's going, like obviously she's going through something, right? And Marsa has no clue at all like she she can take no social cues She's just like I mean what the hell's wrong with her. I might need you for what like

She's also like not willing to and she doesn't seem to understand the idea that like someone might be going through something So therefore you can like give them grace. She's like, but why? I mean, I'm the one that's going through something. My boyfriend, my boyfriend's in a far off land called Orlando. So now at the other place, Gerdy is starting to, she's at the table and she's starting to cry. And so Adriana's asking, like, are you okay? And Gerdy is like, I don't want to,

don't touch me right now. And I was like, sorry. And so Gerdy says, like, I went in for a mammogram and I turned into an MRI and I turned into like one, two, three biopsies. And as she's saying this, we see Nicole and Julia listening and you can see Nicole's face, like Nicole's face drops

because I think Nicole knows where this is going because Nicole already had a conversation with Gerdy about test results. And so you just sort of see it on Nicole's face like shit, like this was, it is like, I know where this is going. So it gets like very, very real very quickly. Yeah. So she's like, I have breast cancer, I have breast cancer.

And so they all start crying basically. And she tells them that she's in stage one and she's going to go get surgery. And there's a question once they take it out, they can measure it to see where, like on what scale it is for chemo or whatever. And she doesn't even wanna say the word chemo. And this was just a really touching scene. Adrienne was like, oh, I'll be here for you

and I was crying, you know. It was so sad. She bits like, look, you've got like your friends, we've got your family. And Gerdy is saying that she's like really oh, I'll be here for you. And I was crying, you know. It was so sad. She basically like, look, you've got like your friends, we've got your family. And Gurdie's saying that she's like really scared, you know? And she's also scared for Russell because there's already so much on this plate and she almost feels bad

that she's putting this on the plate. And Julia, because Julia is in this, actively in this position with Martinez, like listen, we do this for love. Don't worry about Russell. It's not even a sacrifice. Like I'm in this situation with Martinez. She's had two cancers. We don't, it's not a this for love. Don't worry about Russell. It's not even a sacrifice. Like, I'm in this situation with Martinez. She's had two cancers.

We don't, it's not a sacrifice for us. This is like what we, this is what we want to do. Yeah. And so they're all crying and hugging. And then Gerdy starts joking about how she has the best boobs. And she's pissed because she's got these small nipples and everything. And she's like, and I said to Russell,

like, what if my boob goes down? And then he goes like, okay, well, if it goes down, then he can kneel down and look up at it. Like, it's a pretty quick solve, okay? And then like, we're gonna beat cancer, and Gertie's like, yeah, we're gonna gratify cancer. Gratify cancer, which it seems like that's exactly

what she has done, which is great. It definitely is easier getting through this when you know that she's okay, you know? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So then we go over to, now after both these events are done, Alexi and Todd are going to dinner and they're like, they sit down, they're outside. They sit down at this dinner and like a fire dancer just walks by. I've only been to Miami once, but like, so I have very general ideas of what Miami is, but this totally fits with my cons that's in Miami.

You just go to a restaurant and people some people swinging fire Just walk by I'm pretty much looking over the drink menu. I don't like see it's just like oh, there's the fire babe so And Todd's like I get that on my face So like this comes over and she goes um, let's order everything so you don't distract us It's like what the hell do this at home Guilt the waiter sit on distract is You're the one who brought a camera crew into a restaurant.

It's just that she has fire. God forbid someone distracts you. There's a fire twirler walking around. I know. So they start making small talk after they put in this order. So it's not to be distracted and I'm ready for the rest of the evening.

And you know, she took, Alexis took about a prank. He got a haircut and that Peter was in the area. So he dropped by and we find out that Peter had been living in downtown Miami, which Alexa did not like, but recently he moved to Alexa's neighborhood, probably because he finally

realized, oh, wait a second, my mom will probably pay for any place I live in, so why not live in a nice place in a nice neighborhood? Yeah, and she'll also do everything for me, which she does, so, Todd's like, ah, he excited to have him here, you know. And she says, I can't wait to do his groceries for him. And he's like, what? Come on.

So I feel like she's a man. You can't do that for me, man. She's just pushing him at this point, you know, because this is probably like the main point of contention for them. She's like, I can't wait to do know, because this is probably like the main point of contention for them. She's like, I can't wait to do a grocery shopping. He's like, come on. You want to buy groceries for a man?

It's dirty. She doesn't matter the age. Men need more help than women. Yeah, men are really defenseless. You know, I wish there, I wish that our, you know, you know what, it's a shame that men don't have societies that are built around their power structures, you know? It's only men can catch a break. I know, right?

On the modern day. Especially men can be as if they've never had it worse for anything in their entire lives. Oh well, you know, like I'm working on like letting go of Peter, but like I feel like the same time, you know, like he, you know, like Peter loves having me close. And like we share the same housekeeper, so she always keeps me informed. Like and that's like really smart. By the way, that's really smart. Like it goes, get the same housekeeper as your son because that way she tells me everything that's going on. She's got a little shi- Like it's not the same housekeeper.

It is a like the address is Mrs. Delphire coming on over. She's just like riding the Roomba. Oh, hello. You just see Blinks Roomba. Like, oh hello. You just see Blinks passing you by. Blink. Blink. Come on baby, I can't do everything. Leave him alone. Leave him alone.

Let him clean up his own mess, baby. Come on. So this restaurant's ridiculous. Another ridiculous restaurant. They bring a more of the Rita inside a box of smoke. Mm. The box is also like, I think it's an American flag, if I remember correctly.

So it's like a flag box, whatever flag it is, but I think it's an American flag. So yeah, it arrives, I guess everyone's just trying to out-parten G, the parten G, you know? So they cheers. They toast to Alexia being a super mama and you know, they talk about how she has different obligations as a parent than, you know, someone like Todd. And she's like, and that's what I tell the girls but to Alexia being a super mama and they're talking about how she has different obligations

as a parent than someone like Todd. And that's what I tell the girls in my group. I may have less patience because of what I'm dealing with in my personal life. And it's very uncomfortable because he gets this really uncomfortable look like, because he wants to be like, you don't have to deal with your kids like this. You're doing this to yourself. And then she's like, I know it doesn't want me to go to the grocery shop now, so I'm very mad at him. So they're saying, they're saying down their heads, probably, but they're not saying it to each other. So he's like, wow,

I think it's super great that you had the party. And I know I stressed you out by staying at the gym, but I did have a great workout and it's taken to lobby, right? So I saw everybody downstairs and I second by the woman at least. What do you mean you're just taking the lobby? There's no restaurant down there. Yeah well I found one down there it was fine I just brushed it off. So she goes well you know like I knew the girls were going to have their questions and their doubts and he goes yeah well we were done the same thing Alexia. If anyone went if we went to anyone's house and the husband wasn't there we would

have talked all the same shit all the way up don't you remember last season? She's like oh yeah, oh yeah, that makes sense now. So she's like you know what? I'm like you can't let them change the narrative and say you weren't there you know but whatever that was my only point that was it. And he's like yeah but that's certain people in my house on the guest list. You know I understand where you're inviting them but like I just can't be comfortable in my living room there. You know, like I've learned from experience, if you're not comfortable, stay out of harm's way. All right? I'm not gonna risk it and regret it in the morning. So then the producer says, have you ever bailed on Todd for an event that was important to him? It looks like never, never, never. And then basically, Alexis saying it was tough,

but he's like, thanks for supporting me, babe. Thanks for doing that. And Alexis liked, well, did I like it? Not really, but you know what? Sometimes you have to support your husband. Yeah, and he kisses her and he goes, he goes, look how much lipstick he got on me. Just marking my territory and he goes,

I'd rather you pee on me. And she's just like looking around the noise, like, oh my God, I can't believe I married this stupid. He actually bought his own steak to feed himself. I'm gonna manage this. So now we go to Larza and Grady meeting up at like a cafe. And Grady is like, I'm very hoping that Larza and I can put this behind us and start over.

Because I do think she's like a fun girl, very dumb but fun. And we can bond in many different aspects start over because I do think she's like a fun girl very dumb but fun And we can bond in many different aspects like I just hope that she's receptive and I'm willing to start fresh with her And if she's willing to listen respect me So they talk kids and You know has everybody doing and then Lars is telling us I don't know like what I'm expecting I just like want to like understand like, I feel like what she's going through, because she's going to see what I feel like, do I feel like highs and lows,

and then she's doing press calling me fake. What did I ever do to her leg? So Lara says like, okay, so, so like, okay, by Lexia, having that event and I called, and I said, let's start over, can we talk about that? And Gryd is like, okay, I Lexia, like having that event, and I called, and I said, like, let's start over, can we talk about that?

And Gritty's like, okay, I want it to be vulnerable. And I say, okay, but we're not gonna cry, right? We're not gonna cry like, she's like, we're not gonna do whatever I want. She's like, but let's not cry. Okay, we don't cry here. There's no crying in housewives. Hmm, and she's like, that's not really the right approach

to approach the dates. She's saying say no crying. And it's like, could he be like a Lexus house, a Lexus house? You didn't even give me the chance to say like what I'm saying. Like explain it's explained to me. Why are you on social media saying like I'm fake? Like I've been nothing but nice to you like. Um, where I'm like to completely different planets.

And I personally think a Lexus place is not the place to do this. Social media is though, burn like I just burned you like. Good, you're in this untraged world and you're thinking like this is all about social media but like me calling you fake is not a big of deal because let me explain to you something okay you're disrespectful to me okay to me. To me. To me. To me.

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That's my point, you're not listening, you're not listening. Okay, that's my point, you're not good to find your ears. It's because you say too much, okay? Like maybe if you say less words, people who don't like words, will understand what you're saying don't box me in that's what I can't say when people say you use too many words because that's my

childhood okay that's all I tell you with and you started this conversation but saying don't cry okay now you're saying too many words what if I want to cry many words all at once okay I came to this country and I wasn't allowed to cry and I didn't know how to speak English and now I cry and I speak many words yeah same same because like I. Because like, I speak four languages, same. No, you did not come to this country, not speaking the language. You have a family game to the country. Your family is not you. It doesn't matter.

It's not the same thing. It is not the same thing. Whatever like. Whatever like. Whatever like. Whatever like. I think that Larsa, you need to offer a safer space for people to be open Larsa. Oh my God. Are you really gonna cry right now? You're gonna cry right now?

I'm gonna cry. Actually, it's crying right now. Please, be patient with me Larsa. Do you want me to start crying? Do you want me to start crying? Do you want me to tell you everything that's going on in my life? I kind of would like that. Yes, I actually kind of would like that. You do? I just got a class elephant. Okay, you know what? Okay, that's it. We're done. I don't. I just got a class elephant. Okay, you know what? Okay, that's it.

We're done. I don't want to hear about the grass elephant. It's really right now. We're done. We're done. I don't want to hear about it. Okay, I don't want to hear about it. Like would you cry about it?

I did a safe space. I'm like, we're going to the grass elephant and me, we're both in the safe space. We're like, I apologize. She is like, what are you crying about? Same. That grass elephant. Same.

Doesn't know how to speak this language. Same. And that brings us to the end of real house, lives of Miami. It ends with Larsa, Hector and Gurdie. What are you crying about? What are you crying about? What are you crying about?

And we all know, obviously, and it's just like this, and they don't even show previews for next week, but it's just like this thing of like, oh, okay, so this is gonna end in one of two ways. Either Gurdie's just like, Larsa's gonna feel like a piece of shit when she come when she when this when it comes out when gritty tells her because Lars is sitting there like why are you crying? Why look hey stupid face? What's going on? Why so emotionally stupid stupid And Lars like oh like oh sorry like Lars has never been the brightest bulb on that tree

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