Watch What Crappens - #2220 RHOBH Part 1: Magic Mike XXYell

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutton is less than impressed when her fancy pants go to waste. This is part 1 of a two parter!!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I wore a nude colored shirt just to kind of give off the nude vibe today. Yeah. You know what, unfortunately, I'm gonna have to stop this podcast because I am a board member of ABT and I will not stand for this vulgarity. Okay, and I wore these pants for nothing today. I wore them for nothing.

Yeah. What a waste of my hands. We are talking Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Okay, the sisterhood of the non-useful pants. And before we dive into that today, first of all, big shout out to even the rich podcasts. You can find a one-drupulous, I'm speaking like son, all of a sudden.

Or any platform, really. Even the rich, they were so kind they had us on as guests last night for their live streaming event. If you want to watch that, I believe the replay is on the One-Drup One-Drup plus website and I don't think you even need to be a member of One-Drup plus. So they had us on and we talked all about Scandival. We had so much fun. It's great to meet them. So thanks for having us on. And also, shout out to Lisa. Lisa, I went to my bigel shop this morning and a lady named Lisa came up and was like,

I'm like, I'm just listening to you guys on the show. So shout out to Lisa for making my morning this morning at the bigel shop. That like really made my day. What are your shout outs, Ronnie? Good up. Just did. I like to shout out all the dick on the show.

Flopped around. Made me remind what a classy woman I am. Shout out to pants. No, I don't have any shout outs. You know, I'm in LA still. I went to Vegas last weekend and I bet Vegas. I realized listening to ourselves on Jeff Lewis that I say Vegas. It's a Vegas, Las Vegas.

Okay. We get pretty much. How do you say it? How do you say it? Say it again. And you're Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.

Vegas. I said, I'm Vegas. Vegas. I lost the Vegas. So I went there and then, you know, I been here in LA and I it's just been a Worldland, okay? It's been going here going there talking to this doing this thing going that dinner going to this and changing my Taking shower day washing my face Doing things I normally don't do I mean taking a shower every day alone has been an incredible journey. It's really hard. Okay. I don't even know how I still have skin. My skin's just

not used to that. I live at home. You know, I'll take a shower once every couple of days. I'll do it. Naomi Southern charm French style, you know, but not this time and Uber here and Uber there and getting snow all the people from the Uber world. I'm exhausted. I don't know how you fucking people live life like this. I can't wait to go back into my bed, into a town where I know nobody. And just sleep. LA is exhausted.

People actually get up and move around all day. It's exhausting. It's a tough time. But it's made a little easier with you being around. That was a compliment, Ronnie. I've seen you a lot. Yeah, we've seen each other. I don't believe it. We've seen each other two times, two times in a row, because we did Jeff Lewis's show on Tuesday, and then we did even the rich yesterday. And now, um, now we're

here podcasting. I mean, it's been really fun seeing you in real life, you know, there's no complaints. It's good. You have to drive. It's just like getting in the park, going outside, you know, there's just a lot involved in the real world. And I just like to give a shout out to all the people that live in the real world and go out there every day and just contribute to the economy like that. You guys are really doing a great job. Shout out to real Americans.

Thanks. Okay. Well, anybody, you know, there's a lot of work from home Americans like us. Well, you're a work from home American who actually goes out and does stuff's a lot of work from home Americans like us. Well, you're a work from home American who actually goes at best staff. I'm a work from home American who does not go out and do stuff. The most I do is like home goods.

And when I go to the home goods, I turn on the walking thing on my watch so that I can get some steps. Oh yeah, I cheated on my watch the other day. I walked, I had like a, I walked home from, from the bakery, from tortine, I walked like a, I walked home from, from bakery, from tortine, I walked home and I was like, are you doing an outside walk? I was like, sure, and thanks for noticing.

Someone takes notice around here. And then I forgot to turn it off. So then my watch, then I did a two hour outdoor walk in which 10 minutes I walked in an hour and 50 minutes. I sat on my bed. And then when I turned on, when I realized I was still doing my workout, then the watch yelled at me. It was like, hmm, you're doing a lot of like low impact exercise.

I just want you to know your trends are down. I was like, excuse you watch. It was a mistake. I was going to say it's going to shame you now because in a couple of days, it's going to be like, well, not exercising as much as you were the other day, and you exercise for two hours. And that was the saddest exercise I've ever seen. And you're following even below that. You fat and healthy. Hey, chefs, love your phone. Maybe chefs raise your hand if you actually do your full exercise when you say your exercise. I was like, no, oh, that's too bad. Just turns into Padma. your exercise like no, oh that's too bad. Just turns into Padma. Hi, hi chefs, you might want to stand up and breathe. I'm like really? Hi chefs. So you remind people to breathe out. They're still doing that. They're reminding people to breathe. Why don't you just tell

us and tell me something. I know you're really feeling you judgey, judgey ass. Just be like, do you see that pillow right next to you? Push it really hard into your face. I would like it if my Apple watch were more like Pat Muloxmi. So that way when there's like five minutes left in the hour instead of it's saying, you can still do it, stand up and move around. It'd be like, chefs, five minutes left, five minutes left chefs. Good luck. Hey, well, it's 11.59 and you haven't hit any of your rings. How did you take go for you? Mm-hmm. Hitting the rings.

God, I've never hit a ring. I don't think I've ever hit a ring. Even when I exercise, I never hit those rings. I don't know what that's like. I guess what? I don't really care what it's like. I don't care. That's one game I don't care about. No, I wonder what it's like. Recapping Beverly Hills. I care what it's like. You know what? That's one game I don't care about.

No, I wonder what it's like recapping Beverly Hills. I wonder what that's like to be about. Should we try to do it? We should do that. You know what? I wonder if we would do this if we were on the board of the American ballet foundation. I bet.

I bet. American ballet. What is the T stand for again? Troop. No, American ballet. It's foundation. American ballet foundation. American ballet. It's foundation. American ballet foundation is American ballet, ABL, ABT,

ABT, it's ABT. Okay. Look, ABT, look, ABT, American ballet theater, American ballet theater, everyone with an RE, but theater RE, it is fancy. Okay. She's ABT. ABT, R.E. it is fancy. Okay. She's a B T a B. Beat the atro. Okay. So we are at the hotel in Vegas, which I thought was the con rad, but Van is telling me is the crock for it. We have so many controversies

happening already in the past minute. And I just watched the show. By the way, as well, I just I just watched the show by the way as well. I just I just pressed stop and then came on and I don't remember. I mean, it's not that I don't remember. I've just already changed all the facts in my head to see whatever narrative I'm going on right there. So the ladies from the American Ballet Foundation show but the Conrad Theater.

Crocford doesn't sound like a big hotel. I think that's the issue. Crocford, it sounds like a big hotel. I think that's the issue. Crocford, it sounds like a chain of like restaurants like, uh, like, like cracker barrel. Crocford. You know, yeah, Crocford, it sounds like a steakhouse version where it's like a $10 steak, you know, they're like, whoa, we come on over to Crocford steakhouse. And you go in and it's like, question, have you ever heard of Johnny Carina's?

Of course. Really? I had literally, yes, I mean, have I ever been on the date? Sorry, that was a disgusting, weasel laugh. I had never heard of it until last night, I saw a commercial that was like, come on in and get like a free lasagna with another free lasagna at Johnny Corinos.

I was like, what is Johnny Corinos? And it's like a whole thing, and then looked up a review and someone was like, who could have betbo as fine, but it's no Johnny Corinos. I had no idea about this place. Oh yeah, it's been around the block. Johnny Carinos family restaurants, I'm gonna look at restaurants

because there's another one out there. Yeah, it's like one of those chain places, but it's nicer and it's delicious, it's delightful. It looks like a place that she knows used to work out. It does look like a place that she knows used to work out. It looks like a place we've all used to work out. Anybody, anybody has ever served time in food and bath. We've all had this kind of pictures or hilarious. Or you're in the Applebee's, but you're like really wanting to be in the Johnny carinos. And then there are those people in the Johnny carinos. And whenever you see them at like bowling alley service night,

where all the way there's a, they kind of, they're like too cool for everybody. They're like, they're classy. They order like the, an extra shot in their drinks, because they're rich. Wow. And all the Johnny Carinos look like they have the same shape of building.

And I'm looking at it. They all look like sort of McManchins, but with a big sign that says Johnny Carinos on it. Yeah. Wow. Well, that's, it's called, it's called, that says Johnny Carino's on it. Wow. Well, it's called Carino. It's called Carino. I'm sure we will have a real, like next season on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,

it's like Pam Carino. She's like, yeah, my father started Johnny Carino's. Like she'll be like the heir of the Carino dynasty. Well, we had almost the sprouts girl over on below deck, but nothing much really happened to her. They let her go after one episode. Yeah, she was a temp.

So yeah, they don't really seem to care about chain, chain restaurant people. The point is Crocford Hotel does not sound like it's from Las Vegas. So all the women are sort of sitting around. They've like, they've gotten to this hotel. They're just, they're having like a lunch and they're massive, massive suite.

And Crystal is gonna have some truffle mashed potatoes. Truffle mashed potatoes. That's bullsh-a-lunch. Did you say truffle mashed potatoes, too? Yeah. I thought you were skipping over it. And I was like, Ben, it's not gonna talk about truffle mashed potatoes. Because I know.

No, of course I am. I mean, we're in the Johnny Carina segment of the recap. So of course I'm talking about mashed potatoes. It's a fancy people trying to trick us all into charging us an extra $20 for something because it says truffle on it and then they just pour truffle oil into normal things. Mashed potatoes are not fancy. Can we just we all can agree with that right? Yes. Just because you pour truffle oil on them does not mean they're crock for worthy. They're not crock for it. They're more Johnny Carinos. I scale a Carina to Crockford. It's more on the Carina side of the spectrum.

I agree. I also, this scene was funny to me because I'd like them all creating plates of food for themselves that you knew they were never going to eat. I mean, let's be honest, this is real house house of Beverly Hills. So, I know, Crystal's line was, I feel like I have to make room for that truffle man. It was like, really? So Garsell comes in, she's like, where the bitch is at?

And she's like, well, we have a waiting for you to eat. And Garsell's like, I don't wanna eat. I just wanna go meet men. Are we really gonna eat eat? I mean, I mean, I'll eat. I just want to go and meet men. Are we really gonna eat eat? I mean, there's, I mean, I'll eat. I'll eat a man. I'll eat his dick. What I'm trying to say is, mom, it's already,

am I going too hard? Am I going too hard in this confessional right now? I'm playing too hard with this. Who wants to meet men in Vegas? Nobody grows. I mean, maybe temps. I guess they're just looking for temps, but the men in Vegas, I think, are in their grossest mode, you know? Yeah, I was walking with girls the whole time in Vegas for the weekend

And guys literally just like stare at their boobs Like no, no, shame me yet. We're like not just like a glance down. They just walk right by like Stop motorboating my friend I'm gonna have to go like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's like, what's on, what's, what's going on? So Garcell's basically, I guess she's already like changed outfits and everything, and no one's changed because they're all eating at this giant table, I'd like to point out, a massive table, I don't know if they were on

the set of the traders. The traders. So Garcell's like, all right, well, also I wanna do an intervention. Ha ha ha ha. An intervention on how we date. So Garcell's like, all right, well, also I want to do an intervention. An intervention on how we date. And they all look at Sutton. Kyle's like, oh my God, look at us. All looking at Sutton.

Oh my God. And Garcell's like, well, because we go on dates and then we don't do second dates or third dates, and by we, I just mean pantsy pants over there in the corner. And then we see a flashback of three weeks earlier. It's or a third date and by we, I just mean pantsy pants over there in the corner. And then we see a flashback of three weeks. So yeah. And Crystal saying, what happened to that guy? You showed me that picture of when you were in the bathtub and said, I wanna put you in the place right now.

What the fuck are you? And basically, Sutton had, like, I guess what? She'd shown a picture of herself in the bathtub to a guy, she sent that out or something like that, and then he never got back. Didn't get back to her. Well, maybe you shouldn't have Ari bathing you. You know what I mean?

Because you know that video of the bathtub was Ari like sponging her down, just going, yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Your hair looks pretty, ma'am. Like, creep.am. Your hair looks pretty, ma'am. I feel like it was like, at least do it so. I feel like it was like when Mariah Carey was on Cribs, MTV Cribs, and she ended the episode by getting into a hot tub.

So I feel like Sutton was trying to recreate that in a weird way because I feel like I've always had this thing and I don't need anyone to support me on this because I feel like I'm probably the only one who feels this way but I've always felt like Sutton looks strangely like Mariah Carey. So like when she said that she took a picture in the bathtub, I really could imagine it. I really could imagine Sutton doing a weird Sutton version

of Mariah Carey with like Rose Petals and like Wavon Gabbai to an MTV crew. Yeah, you know, maybe the guy was just like, that's too many bubbles. It's too much of a flower petal bubble ratio. I don't, flower bubble a petal ratio. I don't think guys like, maybe it's like, it's like, you lost your voice.

It's like, you've got to picture ever. Or maybe it was like November 1st. And it was like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Hey, baby, all I want for Christmas is something. See, American ballet patients in all I want for Christmas is not seeing the strippers head and someone's vagina for once. It's not ballet theater for. So they give a shit about being in the bathtub and Garsell's like, so you sent that picture to all these scrubbing you down in the bath or are you? Is it all right? All these scrubbing you down in the bathroom and I just didn't get asked out again.

So listen, you don't go on first date and Garsell's like, I, you don't go on first date and Garsell's like, I do, I do go on first date. I can tell you, so when you go on first date, you can talk to me about my second date. And they're like, where is this coming from? Where's the coming from guys? And to read it's like, I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very curious right now.

Where's this coming from? Coil. And Garsell's like, well, she curious right now. Where's this coming from? Coil. And Kyle's like, well, she goes on a great first date and then a second date like, doesn't happen. And so, Doreet's like, is it a great date though? Is it great? And Kyle's like, they kissed. And so, Doreet's like, so a really great date.

And then you kissed. And then what happened? This is almost like the time that P.K. picked out a peppermint patty from the Best Buy line. You just made out with that thing. Then no, that was all good. I just, well on band, I just didn't really hear from him again. And she tells us, I had one of my favorite dates ever.

I went to dinner with him. I then come to my house. We played backgammon. Wow, that's really a big sexual thing on real house lives because this was a plot line on New York like, whoa, we didn't even have sex. You know what? We just played backgammon. He taught me how to play backgammon. So I don't know if that's like the older generations like out of that game. So I don't know if that's like the older generations like Bang game or something that I miss. It is. It seems to come up enough that I think that's like

a fucking game or it means fucking. So she's like, we play back game and we had a very nice conversation and then I never heard from him. And she had also for a second date, she invited him to go to the ABT Gala, which is Black Tie and in New York. And so, Doreet said, well, gee, honey, I mean it was a good kiss, but then you don't follow up with, can you please fly across the coast, you follow up with, would you care to be in

a rotoscating version of Peter Pan, sorry boy George, and you get to be a mermaid with repising your face, that's a second date. And she tells us this is not the right thing to do, which, how would you feel if a man invited you on your second date, said a barely no you, get on a plane, let's go across to Europe, go across the country, this you and me are spent tons of, all right, well, the situations were reversed. She would have married Piquet. I'm like, you're the one who just did

pretty woman cosplay. Honestly, I 100% support Gart, I mean, well, I support Gart Sal, but I support Sutton, saying come with me to a black tie gala in New York for ABT. And here's why. Sure, oh, that might be a lot, that might be a lot. But you know what though, if you're like 23 years old,

it's like, oh my God, that's like so-and-tons for a second date. But you know what though, sudden is a rich lady who travels in rich circles. It's pretty significant. Being on the board of ABT is significant. ABT is not just like Johnny Carina. It is like a major major arts organization.

And she needs like a guy. I think she needs a guy who's gonna say, like, yeah, I'm down, let's take me. I'm gonna let's off-life across the country with you. Or at the very least, she needs a guy who can say, fun idea, can't make it, hit me up when he get back. But she does not, I think it's a really good weeding tool.

And I fully support her inviting a guy to ABT Black Tie Gall event. I do too. And I would add to that, not only should you invite him to the event to make sure he's comfortable with it, you should invite him to the event and make him carry your purse and stand right behind you while you talk to everybody because that's the life he's going to be leading. I like you need to make sure someone is comfortable in the role. And that's what Sutton's husband is going to do in space. Yeah, you need to be like, you need to like abandon him in the corner while you talk to

Missy Copeland. And then at the end of the night, you say, oh, you're still here. Oh, good. Let's go get a bit of a. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance It's almost that magical time of year speaking of what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Hands down the Grinch same it cracks me up that he hates all the marimons right? And he steals everyone's presence

But then it's like so heartwarming at the end when like the whole town is still singing and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know. It hits me right in the fields. Best part is, Wondry has a new podcast starring The Grinch, and I think there's someone who wants to tell you more about it, Ronnie. Hi, it's me, the Grand Puba of Bahamba, the OG Green Grump, the Grinch. From Wondry! Tis the Grinch Holiday Talk Show is a pathetic attempt by the people of Ruvil to use my situation as a teachable movement. So join me! The Grinch! Listen as I launch a campaign against Christmas cheer, grilling celebrity guests, like chestnuts on an open fire! Your family will love the show! As you know, I'm famously great with kids.

Follow Tis the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts And we don't know that this guy was uncomfortable. They're assuming it was like oh my god She's already asking me to fly across the country. I have a feeling it was more like fucking ballet I've seen ballet because listen Ballet is a beautiful art form, but not everybody's into it. And if you're not into it, it just looks like, like to me, well, I don't want to make ballet people upset. Do it.

No, I respect what they do. But when I watch ballet, I think, oh my god, these are all tortured children. Because I know that their mother's force them into this at a very young age. Their feet are all broken. Yes. I've known a lot of ballet dancers in my life. They're in pain. They're put down like freaking animals, you know, like horses with a broken leg at some point.

They're just like, yeah, ankles wonky. Give her the shot. They all hallucinate about my lookiness. That's for sure. Barbara Hershey is really mean to them. All I see is, I basically no matter how old the ballet artist is, I just see child abuse. And I just want to call it out. It's like child abuse and the women in ball gown standing around like if this graceful

look at the arch on her foot. No wonder why gay men love that. A whole big sick world. This is like, also known as every movie that gay men love. Like, tough mothers broken down, broken down women. We're in. Well, I also think it's a good test

because I think it's important for son to know if the man that she's dating knows the difference between ABT as in the American ballet theater versus a bit the giant electronics online store. So for a GT America's got talent. Especially that could be something is like, oh my god, I can't wait to see that is Simon still on the show. I'm always cheering for the jugglers. I hope there's a

juggler. Do you know that's like I've heard that's the most expensive show on NBC is America's Got Talent. Expensive. Yes, because they're flying into the fly. All these people and they like, I guess the insurance in Yada, Yada, Yada, but it apparently is a logistical nightmare. And it's very, very expensive. So next time we see this real house with assault like city going on a regional trip to like Carson City, Nevada, it's because probably America's Got Talent sucked up all of Comcast

budget. They flew in an eighth grader who could do really intense backbends while playing a tiny piano. Okay. That's why you're vacation sucks. I like city. Anyway, ballet, it's great. So by the way, I do know someone who is a former ballerina who does listen to the show

and I feel like she probably would agree with everything you said. So anyway, yeah, I stand for you, ballet people. I'm just trying to help you. I stand against your mothers. Okay. So now they're talking about another part of set and stating style, which is her texting and how that needs work. So Kyle steals her phone and she's reading a message. And I say, thought you like these. Your triceps look good. I guess she was sending the bathtub picture and saying maybe you like these bathtub pictures. Also, your triceps look good. Or maybe like pictures of the two of them together

or something like that. Maybe I'm thinking that she's like, here's a picture on my phone, you know? So they're all laughing that she said, oh, your triceps look good and they all start to laugh. And then Garceau's like, triceps, your triceps. And Gar Garsell's like, try, set up your try, set up. And Garsell's like,

help out your eyes. Or how about, you know what looks good? Your performance in Halloween kills. Oh, was that just me? Sorry, sorry, maybe not a universal compliment. Yeah, you know, they're all wrong.

I have to say, a guy loves it. Love sets, loves it. I don't even know what my triceps are. And I have certainly not been helped by any man in the world because no one has ever said Ronnie your triceps look good. Yeah. No one's ever said where are your triceps.

So that's I guess that's a positive. But oh wow. I'm just getting sadder. So to read like how to lose a guy in these part two storing some so PK then interrupts ladies and gentlemen Berlin. It's like not from how to lose a guy from 10 days Berlin. Okay, so Kyle starts messing around with set and phone a sentence just like face time she facemps again. Kyle does is I hate this. I hate this. This happens all the time. I was like, because she's face time, she's face time. Okay, Kyle does, I hate this. I hate this. This happens all the time.

Kyle's like, oh my god, oops, I hit face time. Kyle acts like she doesn't know how to use a phone when she's on it all the time, as we all are. But she suddenly acts like, oops, I hit face time. That does not happen. That doesn't happen where you accidentally hit face time because someone used to, Kyle does it, she's during the pot, she's doing that bratty,

little kid thing like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh How about that? I'm just creating the music for Crocfords. Just please, don't bother me unless anyone else face times me, but just calm. Okay, because I'm in here creating the background music for Crocfords. Hi, hi, this is Morgan Wade, and I wanna let you know that for a limited time only, when you buy LaZonia at Johnny Carinos, you get unlimited diet cooks.

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We're basically dish on real hash lives of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade It's called, is they are eating time and it's a mix of pen A and spaghetti and no one will eat it. Okay. So they're FaceTiming and setting's like, Oh my God, stop it. What did you just do? What did you just do? That's not very American foundation theater of you. And cause like, I don't go, I don't go. It was just a butt thong. What do I, what, don't give my phone to Kyle. She's dangerous, everybody.

So it's like wacky. And then we see a flashback of one year earlier. One year earlier. We see Kyle's previous years. Actually, on this note, it's like one year earlier is like not that bizarre. It's like, okay. When you start marking housewives seasons by ears. Oh my goodness. I'm just writing down a list. Okay. People we've

offended today. Bala Rinas people from the South are potentially Italians. Okay. Continue. People with ear jobs. Okay. I want an ear job. You know, they always say growing older, you can really moisturize and really try and stop a lot of it, but there's no way you're ever going to stop your ears or your nose. God damn it, that's true. Those ears just start to flap in a way over here. Some people's ears get really big.

Like, do you remember the actor Harry Dean Stanton? He was like, you know, he was, one of his last roles was on Twin Peaks. got really big. Like, do you remember the actor Harry Dean Stanton? He was like, you know, he was, one of his last roles was on Twin Peaks, the new Twin Peaks. And he was there, he must have been in those 90s. And his ears, I was like, do our ears really get that big? His ears were humongous. I was like, wow, that's gonna be my future. Big, flappy, Ben ears.

I'm going for Mr. Potato Head size. You know, aren't those like really gigantic? Yeah, I think so. They're really big. They're like as big as a whole potato. I'm going for that. That's my goal. Potato.

I don't want to just have big ears. I want to have the biggest ears for people like, oh my God, Ronnie, fuck you. That's a loam. Oh, no. I'm not going for Mr. Potato. I'm not going for Mr. Potato, but I am going for Mr. Truffle Potato. You're gonna have to.

I'm a very fancy potato. So I'm worth, I'm Crocford. I want to be a worthy Mr. Pato. I want to be the sort of Mr. Potato head. You'd find that Crocfords, both the restaurant chain and the hotel. Oh, okay, so there you have some wacky moments on there. And Kyle's like, I'm just gonna say this,

you're smart, you're beautiful, you're funny, you know, you're beautiful and funny, and if they don't respond to you right away, they can just go fuck off, okay? And Garth says like, yes, they're lost. I love what people do that, they're like, what the fuck is wrong with you on these dates? You're so ridiculous, you should not be sending those text messages, but you know what, though,

if they don't like you, they don't know what they're missing, because you're beautiful and wonderful. But what seriously, what the fuck are you doing on these dates? What can we face it? Nobody on this cast knows how to date. No one's really in the position to give her. Generally dating it. Generally, I don't think the term date or dated or dating is acceptable with these women. That's actually a trigger for them.

It's like, oh wow, she's looking rather dated. Oh, man, we're back to the surgeon. So Gregg says, all right, well, let's just go to our rooms and take a little break and then we'll get ready and go to Magic Mike. So, little break and then we'll get ready and go to magic mic So magic mic time everybody. We've known it's coming. No pun intended. So Dilem to read basically everybody just goes into their room and to read like can you believe that crystal of all people Glimmed

Read is furious. Because for the first time ever, she decided not to bring glam, because I don't know, like she decided that she thought, because it was a crystal vacay, she thought there could be Loki. So she didn't bring glam, Kyle didn't bring glam,

and everyone else brought glam. And she is so mad about it. And then, Seton's looking to her hoot through her clothes and she cannot find her trousers for the night. Where's Abby? If Abby has fucked this up to you, that guy is just not focused on me. And then she texts him, come to my room and then just looks at her phone like, but I just

told him, I just told him off. I said, come to my room. That's what I said. So, obviously, this sort of gay who walks into room saying, okay, he comes and goes, okay, like, okay, it's a way it's like, it's always something. He knows it's not like, hey, just wanted to check on your day. He's just coming like what shit shows Max? He's like, I'm here.

I'm here. I am here. I already know you're being irrational. I'm stating, okay, both to reassure you that everything is okay, but also like, you need to stop whatever you're about to say, you need to stop it because you're being irrational. I'm stating, okay, to both to reassure you that everything is okay, but also like, you need to stop whatever you're about to say, you need to stop it because you're already wrong. I'm telling you right now, you're already wrong. It's basically like, everything's okay.

Everything's gonna be okay. What do you need? Where do you need me? So she can't find her pants. The pants are a big deal because previously on the show, Erica told everyone on the plane, when they go to see Magic Mike, wear pants. So that way, if you're brought up onto the stage and things go wild, you don't have to worry

about a wardrobe malfunction because you got pants on. So she's looking for her pants. And she says, there's a clip of her saying when she hears that, she's so happy and she says, I brought panties. I brought panties. Yeah. So she's ready. She's brought her pants and her panties and she hopes she gets called she's so happy. And she says, I brought panties. I brought panties. Yeah. So she's ready. She's brought her pants and her panties. And she hopes she gets called up on stage.

That's what we're all led to believe from this. Yeah. So which certainly they'll only play that one. So he comes in and gargess, I was like, Oh, you're in so much trouble, Avi. And he's like, Oh, God, should I just dig my own grave. And so it's like, there are, Avi, there are no white pants in this closet.

Okay, there are no white pants. I'll tell you who wouldn't have messed that up. Joshua. Okay, can we dig him up out of whatever gay bar he's in in northern Minnesota? We got to head to that guy. Go anyway. Hmm, looking at it and suddenly it's like, yeah, looking at me shaking because he's in so much trouble.

I mean, you better find those white pants. And he just walks right in there and pulls out the white pants. She goes, okay, well, never mind. I just didn't see them then. So you live in other places. Okay. Good for you. She's like, well, apparently I need a map, okay?

Because I don't like this nonsense. I like to unpack myself so I'm in complete control and I like control. If you like to unpack yourself, then why did you pull the Diana Jenkins and have Avi go ahead of you and put everything in the closet? Don't tell it, we saw what happened.

Those clothes did not arrive there by magic. Like, she definitely copied that from Diana because she didn't do that before. But now she does the whole, I have a gay, who goes in there and impacts everything for me. But she's like, well, I like to unpack my set. Well, I don't need my clothes. I'm packed off. Okay. I'll let Alvi out of the box that we shipped him in on the airplane. So, um, yeah, Sutton's just as like saying, she's like, the day is done. Gone to something. What was the melody? Do you remember the melody? Apparently there's a real one. Oh, but she's just like,

Avi's not dead. Off with your hands. So Avi just runs down the hallway. So I'm pleased we've got. And so now Crystal is, uh, everyone's going off her new Valentino bag that she got for herself, for her birthday. And Erica's like, well, I'm taking everyone to the Magic Mac and we're gonna get a Houghton Girl,

Chris Loss Daze and we're gonna bear some fucking crystal and yellow. Yeah. And then Dorita's doing Kyle's hair, giving Tile her hair tendrils that she loves so much for like long hair fangs. And then they're just like, it's like glam squats, lots of glam squats, all that stuff.

And then we have a very special moment because Garsell pulls two bottles of ocean spray out of Sutton's hands. And Garsell's like, girl, look at this girl. Like God forbid that there's no ocean spray wherever you're going. And we find out now that Sutton has like an obsession with ocean spray.

We are going and we find out now that sudden has like an obsession with ocean spray. Yeah, she can only have ocean spray grapefruit juice, which is triggering to anybody who is in Weight Watchers. Really? Because in the old days, it was great fruit, grapefruit, grapefruit, grapefruit, grapefruit, grapefruit and cottage cheese. Those are the things. I'm still triggered by grapefruit. I can't believe anybody would have that on purpose.

For eighties. But she's like, yeah, I love my, I need to have my own ocean spray grapefruit juice with me. Look, Beyonce likes hot sauce in her bag and I like ocean spray grapefruit juice in my bag. That's other girls know what we like. Hmm. One, that's it.

I appreciate you like trying to raise yourself up to Beyonce's level with Ocean Spray. I got Ocean Spray in my bag. It doesn't quite have that same punch. I don't know what it is. It just doesn't have it. So, you know, Garsell's giving her shit about America's getting ready to slip into her latex outfit. Yeah.

And so there's a lot of like, you know, the typical like, what are you wearing? Woo! Walking down the hallway, look at us, threatened. Whoa! So everyone's like gathering together, suns getting her grapefruit juice and everything. And they all meet up with Garcell at the, you know, at the bar and everything. And they're just like more. It's like all the usual Beverly Hills stuff

with everyone showing off their outfits and stuff. So it's the usual Beverly Hills. Oh my God, you look amazing. You look so good. Is that what they're doing? Oh my God, is that a money? So Sudden says, at this point, as they gather at the bar and they're sweet, sudden,

once again, reiterates, I don't like pants. I don't wear pants a lot, but so she doesn't even like to wear pants, but she's wearing the pants because she's hoping to be brought up on stage. That's the implication. Yes. So, flashback one day earlier on the plane to Vegas, well, we got a magic mark. If you want to get on stage, you got to wear pants. I have pants. I ain't made these because we're in Vegas. And I'm going to get up on that stage.

And I'm going to dance with strippers. I mean, come on. My, no, nobody's going to, nobody's going to take that away from me. So that's the clip again. So we know she's very excited. Sorry to keep repeating it. But so does the show. Okay, you'll love the show. Yeah. So Erica comes out in her black plethora. It's like so like it's all the way up to her neck. She's like she looks so visibly uncomfortable. And then Kyle's like, oh my god, this is giving me was it was it Berlin? Yeah, babe, Berlin ladies and gentlemen in the colon, I see the bands just still there singing tick my breath away. Really trying to force Berlin on us, PK. Not for magic, Mike.

Well, you said the Erica looks really what you say. It's like, it's like a stuffy. Yeah, she looked uncomfortable. That's Erica's vibe. I think that's Erica's vibe and people who are into Erica or they have that kink just a stuffy kink They're like wow, you know what I really want to be with tonight Someone who just doesn't want to be here. It's just like someone who looks like they just don't want to be here And that's the vibe. I've seen a lot of clips from her show. I saw her doing Clips of her doing her bravo con

Class or whatever she was doing there and I was like, you know, I always thought this was just bad performing. But now that I see more of it, I think that's her style. It's just like, I dance it fully, but I hate it. And people are like, oh my god, you guys. Erica really hates this. It's making me great. So then, like, Sutton pulls out a giant stack of singles, like a giant stack. I mean, you could buy a whole meal at Johnny Carinos with that stack of singles.

And she has them. I'm offended when I see the singles, aren't you? I mean, I feel like the economy has risen a lot and you're very rich. I feel like it's offensive to give a single dollar to somebody for Dick. Like, come on, at least a five. Five's so the new one. I just remember one of the first times I went to a gay bar and there was like a go-go dancer there

and I put like a single into like his little G-string thing and then like, you know, I just put a single in and he was like, oh nice, you know, and then I like walked away. My friend was like, no Ben, you gave him a single. He is your employee now. You do whatever you want, and Jolie says no. I was like, oh, hell no. I was like, well, is that how we treat our strippers now?

No, yeah. That's what I'm just thinking about. I like that sort of thing. That's how people treat strippers. But that is so, that's why I get offended. And I've never been a stripper obviously, but I do get offended because it's like the shittiest tippers in the world

are the ones who boss you around the most. You know what I mean? That's like, I gave you 10%. And now I'm going to work you like mad. It's like, God damn it. And I feel like that's how dollar people, like I gave you a dollar, set my dick. Like no, that's sir.

A dollar is you have the presence of, or you have the pleasure of being in my presence, okay? It's gonna cost a lot more money to get anything else out. So would you say like the appropriate amount that you should tip a stripper should be like about as equal as like what you give the tooth fairy? Because growing up, you give about like, I think you get, or what you get from the tooth fairy because growing up you give about like, I think you get, or what you get from the tooth fairy.

Like growing up, you give the tooth fairy like I don't expect you to be like, I got a tooth for you, I met the other way around. A stripper just locking around with a necklace of teeth. Some people would be into it. That's good today, bitch. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come come here, here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come come here, here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come tooth fairy was like, I don't know. I feel like our tooth fairy did us right. It was always a silver dog. But now I think kids get like $5. Maybe even more. So I kind of feel like stripper tips.

They get fucking golf carts now. Even underage golf carts. I was just going to say that maybe I would say that probably stripper tipping fees are probably in line with tooth fairy rewards. To start. You know, to start at least I would say a bundle of five. So I would say like five to ten to start.

And then if you want any balls smack in you in the face, you're going to need at least a ten to ten. But you're half strippers at your door, Ronnie. Any nasty mess beyond your half strippers at your door. You are you are tipping well. They are going to be lining up at your Airbnb in two seconds. I just feel, you know, I feel for them because people are taking such advantage of them.

You know, so I like to give them a lot of money. And then all of my friends like, oh my God, the strippers really like you. I'm like, yes, you know, it's because I'm nice to them, but I'm nice to them financially. Yeah, you know, I'll get a second job just to help the strippers. And I'm always like, you could do some,

you know, like what are you into? What are you studying for? You're studying for something, right? To eat this happened. I'm excited for taste. But you know what, I was skewed out about that, that giant stack of dollars, I was like, all I could think about was germs.

I don't know, like, if I touch too much cash, I get grossed out. Like, as I always think about was germs. I don't know. If I had touched too much cash, I'd get grossed out. Because I always think about the first time I went into a casino in Reno and I hit the jackpot right away and the coins coming out. It was coins, not these days, it's like little ticket vouchers, but I had a bucket and the coins come out and you're basically with your hand, you're pushing them into the bucket, you know? And then like it go, when you hit the jackpot, it's like a lot of quarters, you're not going to infer like a while, you're doing it. And then you look at your hand, your hand is black. And it's so gross. So I think handling all those singles, I just think of like my hand turning like

the color of like a street, you know. Well, I think everything else is turning into Venmo tipping, you know, like you, we used to joke about putting a slide card in your butt crack a long time ago. Yeah. But I think there's probably QR codes on buttons. And I don't know how you decide who you're going to smack on the face with nuts. You have to like look at all the tiny pictures. Like you have to scroll through the tips while you're dancing for the tiny little bald head. You know, it's like that could be Harvey Weinstein. If he was still out in the world, okay, I would have clicked with that when we see how much he gave me.

Okay. So he has like, clip his phone to his G string and then come start smacking me in the face. I'm just gonna like scan his Venmo QR code that he's tattooed onto his thigh. And then like I'll put my tip and then I'll just wait for him to look for the attendee who looks like Ruth Busy, like a man Ruth Busy. Be like, oh, there's Venmo here. You're ridiculous.

Yes. You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous. Okay, so there, she's handing out ones to everybody in Erica's like, do not let me touch that money because the tax is already will say I owe it to that's funny. That was funny. I get I laughed at that. I laughed at Erica's joke. Um,

so they head out to the matter. Did the guests on this please don't ever be, please don't ever be, please don't ever be a studio audience for a second. I laughed at that. That was funny. Well, there are some people who don't laugh, they just say things that that was funny.

That was funny. That was funny. That was funny. I wanna be in a studio audience because they don't use studio audience left or any more properly. It's all sound effects. But like I was watching an episode

of the Golden Girls the other day and someone was losing their mind and they were like gasping in the background and you could hear it and like no one else was laughing and I was like, I miss those. That would be me. So that would be saying, that was funny. That was funny.

So anyway, they're going to Magic Mike and we have a flashback of Erica's talk to Mikey because Erica's like well We're going to Vegas. So do you think we could possibly go to Magic Mike and Mikey's like of course And I love to get I love If all the girls can get a chance to get all stayed and have that experience and he's like get a chance to get all-stage and have that experience. And he's like, I'm so loud. So she tells us, I know, but either man who wears this show, Davis, his mic is bothered, that guys in the show. And then they show a picture of Davis, holy gorgeous, miss, Davis. Good God. Fall down, gorgeous man. Yeah.

Really have nothing else to say about that. But I'd just like to take a moment to all just bathe in the beauty of Davis. Yeah, Davis, you're doing great work. Those guys, I saw a magic mic a few years ago. It's an attractive cast. I'll say you that much. It isn't attractive cast of dancers. It's also a really good show, by the way.

It's just like a good show. You're like, wow, look at that. It's amazing what they're doing. It's on a rope and everything like just like a good show. You're like, wow, look at that. It's amazing what they're doing. It's on a rope and everything. Just a little endorsement. A rope. Yeah, it's like arialism and all that stuff and there's all sorts of stuff happening.

Okay, so we go to the theater. Everybody's walking into the theater to get their special housewife seats and settings like, I'm sorry, but my pants are very long. But I've got them. Thanks, thanks, gosh gosh I hate it if someone's spreading for me on this stage. Got some, got some stage ready pants, got some extra padding in there in case my butt happens to wind up on a stage and I'm placed there by a muscular man just got him ready, got where my, where my pants, stage pants. So they, they

all sit there and they're they're put up in like the balcony and everything. And so now now Sun's already trying to get like a little upset because she realizes she's not going to get to use her stack of dollars that she had taken out from or had offy take out. She's like, well, we can't use our dollars. Can't use them. Oh well. Right. They get sat in the front of the balcony, which means they're not within touching distance Which it's like great to have seats, but you're not But it's also not a it's not a tipping show the dick slap section I'm pretty sure it's not if I remember correctly. It's not really a tipping show

It really is actually more of a show than like a strip like strippers laying the sense like there's some that get on people's laps But you're kind of watching a performance more than anything else. Right, it would almost, maybe it would be rude to... It might be weird. I'm sure people do tip. I mean, I'm sure. It's like if you're sitting in the front row of main girls, and I'm broadway, and you're just throwing up a five.

You're like, you did great, Regina. I left her so low. We're the five. It's like, I'm an artist. How dare you? I just have $10. Let it go. Let it go. Wow, that's worth a 20. That's worth a 20. Take it from my teeth. Take it from my teeth, Elsa. from my T. Dalsa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait, Fred, we just end up on the roof. Like, hey, if everybody gave Tevye a $50 right now, he wouldn't have to deal with this shit.

Okay. Let's just wrap this musical up early. Wrap it up. Uh, man, you, uh, hello, this is a welcome to the Winter Garden Theatre. We'd like to request no chipping during the model dance. It'll actually be an issue. Um, guys, I've adopted Annie. Like've adopted Annie like sorry the rest of the performance has Been called off Annie has been adopted by this bald man in the front row

Is this the little boy? No, but here's the 20 carry that instead Okay, so the show starts and the MC is like, welcome to that biggest beef ballet and awesome. The best beef of the day. I'm on an agency. How dare you say that? I'm an American buffet theater.

That's my charity, the American buffet theater. Welcome to the biggest beef buffet in Las Vegas. If you're in the front row, you're gonna get wet because we have an issue with our pipes. So we apologize ahead of time, but the show must go on. I'm not referring to your vaginas. Okay. We're not learning people at all. It's a very close.

That's a sprinkler system. It's been malfunctioning. So we apologize ahead of time. Here's some very clear system. The sprinkler system has been malfunctioning. So we apologize. I had a time here, some ponchos to wear on your vaginas. And the rest of your body too, because we have the real sprinkler system issue. So they start dancing and say, oh, I'm kind of into this. Why am I into this? Because it's hot ass junk.

Giant, naked man, sat. Why wouldn't you guys in Nevada are wr are arriving in front of you. That's why Did you see the guy you went on a date with last year, okay? This is why you're into it So they're doing their thing and said we wore pants we wore pants in your face in your face we warm come on band here We got some pants on and they're just like wooing and loving it. I see London, I see France, I see your strippers head in my pants, come on, get up here.

Oh my God, Avi couldn't find this with guys pants either. I'm telling you, that guy's not good. No, he's mean, walking around with no pants. So then my favorite part of all this is what this happens. It keeps cutting to delete with her phone and Doreet's, I mean, Doreet who, this poor lady, she's just had to endure some sort of pretty woman thing with PK at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.

I mean, PK, her magic mic is PK, so she's seeing all these guys. Her eyes are like saucers, and she just has her camera out the entire time. She's like, oh, gee, oh, string, oh, and she's just scanning back and forth with the biggest smile on her face. So now Erica gets led onto the stage with Chris still the birthday girl. And Sutton just figures that's all that's going to be taken up on the stage. And so she turns to Garsell and she's like, up or paint for fucking nothing.

She's on mad. She's not the one who's up there. Yeah. Who's about to get it. So then they get into the act and Erica's really, of course, I'm a showbendering. I'm a showbend. So she's very like rubbing herself and she's in her plethora outfit because she knew she was going to be up there. And she's like, yeah, she's like fully doing the thing. Erica, listen, about as many people are here to see you as they are at your own show to see you. Nobody. Erica, I was actually happy for Erica because she was so into, I mean, her legs were, I mean, they were to the left, to the right above her head. She was, this was not strongmanship. She was like, honestly, I don't give a fuck

if I'm a lot, just do me right now. You out, piece of ass. She was ready for it. And I was cracking up. That was funny. That was funny. So she does, like, he opens her legs, she spread the Eagles and then he starts like simulating.

He was eating her out. And I was trying to find a kind of lingus. He starts simulating, come simulating. Johnny Conolingus is. I'm getting so nervous talking about Conolingus. Johnny Carinas Conolingus. On the moon. For today, I own like guess what?

Come in for a lasagna, get a free side of Conolingus. At Johnny Carinos. Okay. So, yeah. So they're doing that. And then Crystal is jumping on the guy and she's like, Oh, my God, this is so much fun. So okay.

So the producers asking Erica, did Tom ever have moves like this? No, Tom didn't ever have moves like that. And she's like, well didn't ever have moves like that. Are you kidding? And she's like, well, he had other moves. And clearly that landed me at hot water, but I'm not going to say that Robin, orphans and widows wasn't sexy in its own way. Sssless that man.

I'm actually thinking of it as I'm getting meet Matt right now. But think of one thing while getting done by the other thing. It's actually perfection, mate. So Sutton is really like, she's now gone from being like salivating at the mouth. And now she's like scowling looking off to the side. She decided that she has to reframe all this. So she's like, so Garza was like, are you okay? And then Sutton's like, so she basically is like, oh oh well, she tells the she's fear. Yeah. Yeah. They make it look like she got furious the second that they opened their legs and then it went to

kind of lingus. They make it look like that is the thing that a sudden is like I am furious with kind of lingus. Now let me out in here just before we go because I never have intel but I did this time because I met Sutton at Bravo Con I met with at the Jeff Lewis party thing and I don't know Sutton, but Ryan Bailey no Sutton really was over talking to Sutton and That was nice, you know, I just tagged along because I wanted to see what Sutton was like, you know, of course I'm not maybe it is Bravo Con so I was like hi and was like, you know, of course, I'm not an idiot, it's BravoCon. So I was like, hi. And she was so nice and everything, but we were talking about this because we had just both seen the

previews for this week. So we were talking about this. And she's like, oh, you know, y'all, they made it look like set, and it wasn't. I was just mad because I was worried because once I saw that it was like really dirty, I thought we all had to go up there. Like I thought we all had a turn, and I just didn't want to go up there because I can't do that. You know, I wore pants, and I know that they were gonna make me go up there,

and I just don't wanna look like that because I have this American ballet, whatever. And I was like, okay, whatever. No, I don't buy it now that I see it. Yeah, she wants it. No, sorry. Yeah, sorry, don't buy it. She knows what the. Yeah, she wants it. No, sorry. Yeah, sorry, don't buy it. Yeah, she knows what the strippers,

she knows what strippers are all about. Honestly, the truth is, if these were real male strippers, they'd be a lot dirtier than what we saw. Like, this is actually a team for a male stripper, if you ask me. So, yeah, Garsell's best, like, yeah, she's like upset that she wasn't chosen to go on stage. And she wore pants. So Garsell did not wear pants, so she was not brought up on stage.

And then they keep on checking in on her and Garth, and you know, just, you know, sudden is like, I'm leaving. I'm like, I'm going, I'm going. So she gets up and she leaves in a huff, the sort of huff that says, you better follow me if you're a friend, okay? So she walks off. She leaves and she's like, I'm on the board of American Ballet Foundation. I don't do that fucking shit. So the reads like, this is set in always making us have the center of attention. She can't

help herself. So, so, sudden goes off to the bathroom and then Garcell of course follows her because of Garcell doesn't follow her then the thing is like, ah, left and not a single one of y'all followed me into that bathroom. You know, not even real friends.

And I love how Garcell always deals with sightings. She's like, sudden, listen, what's going on with you? Can we not do this in a bathroom? And I love how Garcel always deals with Cypns. She's like, Justin, listen, what's going on with you? Can we not do this in a bathroom? Do I have to sit in a bathroom? Can we sit on a bench? I really need to sit down.

Just tell me what it is. Well, I'm sitting there. I know. She's like, listen, someone, someone clearly went to the actual real beef buffet here in Vegas. And do we have to do this in the bathroom? Okay, let's go out to some fresh rare. Okay.

Oh my god, do you see that squirrel? No, let's see. He loves stripper talk. Do you see him? He's like, I heard I can get a good tip. He's out there. Oh yeah, look at him. Or her.

That's a big squirrel, right? That's a big squirrel. Uh-uh. What do you want? Come over here. I'll give you some fruit. I'll give you some fruit squirrel. Here I am. Oh yeah, you want to go? You're just gonna leave that squirrel is like I am on the

I am on the board of squirrel ballet theater and this is vulgar I'm on the board of squirrel found squirrel ballet foundation Okay, it's B.F. This is like out of reservation at Johnny's squirrel Reenas. So gotta go Squirrel Carinas. Okay, so let's go over to this conversation. So she's like, what? What's up, sudden? And then meanwhile inside, Crystal's saying, set and upset, America's like, oh, God,

why, why did I? And Kyle gets invited onto the stage for the next round. Yes. So she goes up there. And Garcell is talking to Sutton. She's like, come on, we're having a good time. You were laughing and you were dancing, and then all of a sudden this. And then it was a good show.

But then I saw my two friends and they had their legs. Why don't we, with a man's face? There was a man inside their legs when they opened the door. She's open to fit their legs and there was a man's face inside. It's like wow That was I'm at the board of the American ballet Chris I was like I Understand your literally on an organization of people who open their legs for living. Yes, this is clear You do realize that those people are the most flexible on the planet.

You do realize you are a chair of a board, but for people who have professional bulges at all times in front of children. So she's like, I don't have friends who get up on stages and have men's faces in their Get up on stages and have men's faces in their inner Such an innocent innocent what I've never ever seen anything. I'm too rich for cunneling And it cuts the Kyle so Kyle's on stage and the strippers trying to put like whipped cream the stripper Tress put whipped cream in And I was just, she would like, would not hold out. She was like, ah, no carbs, no carbs. I thought it was so funny.

The Kyle who's having like a working out and not eating anything storyline, they're trying to force with cream on it. I'm surprised she even let it down her skin. They should have wheeled out that wheel of parmesan from that one time. Like, okay, what about this? They just try to see what she will take in.

Like, she's like, nope, she's like, how much is not in my mouth? This is my physical journey story. It's like how you're gonna wake up in three hours go the gym. You can take a little bit of whipped cream. And something's like y'all can have fun y'all can clap along y'all can think it's great But I live by a different standard for myself for myself As started by the rock of films. I, who I know.

Listen, I don't watch vulgar performances. Instead, I support things called nutcracker. No. Wait a second. Hey, everyone. This is a two-part recap. So if you're waiting for part 2 it's gonna be on the podcast feed very, very shortly. Thanks everyone, and thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the second part of

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